Thirteen Diamonds

Alan Cook

CHAPTER 1

“Those napkins are going to catch on fire!”

Twelve pairs of eyes turned toward the table against the wall where a candle flame used to keep the contents of a serving dish warm threatened a pile of paper napkins stacked on a nearby plate.

As we watched, the napkins did catch on fire, sending a jet of flame and a spiral of smoke toward the high wooden ceiling of the recreation room.

“I thought I put that candle out!” Dora, a small silver-haired lady whose back had been to the napkins, exclaimed. She sat closest to the fire. She jumped up from her chair and hopped the two steps to the table. Her gait reminded me of a bird, but she showed complete competence as she grabbed a pitcher of drinking water and poured it over the napkins, quickly extinguishing the blaze.

The other eleven bridge players at the three card tables spontaneously applauded. Dora took a bow and said, tartly, “Now help me clean up this mess.”

Two women sitting at her table got up and among the three of them they quickly sopped up the water from the wet table and the hardwood floor underneath, with paper towels. They disposed of the charred napkins and everything was neat and tidy again.

A remnant of smoke odor hung in the air and reminded me of the fires that burned in the large stone fireplace at one end of the room during the winter. I started to deal the cards I had shuffled just before the crisis and said, “Well, I guess we've had our excitement for today. A false fire alarm, followed by an actual attempt to burn the place down. Something tells me they happened in the wrong order. Now can we play some bridge?”

“Quit your grousing, Lillian, and bid,” the lady to my left, said.

“Pass,” I said. “My cards are as dull as everything else around here. I wish something really exciting would happen.”

“Cheer up,” Tess, my partner, said. She was slightly plumper than the average woman there, with a round, smiling face and every hair immaculately in place. Tess was my best friend at Silver Acres, a retirement community in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. She continued, “As a mathematician, you know you're not always going to get interesting cards.”

A commotion started at the next table. A man named Gerald Weiss was making strange noises and pointing at his throat. Dora, who was a retired nurse, quickly got up from her chair again and asked, “Gerald, are you choking?”

He nodded, unable to speak. Dora went behind his chair and wrapped her arms around him, making one hand into a fist. She pulled it sharply into his body below the rib cage, once, then again. At that point Gerald fell forward and his head hit the table with a thud. A woman sitting at the table screamed.

“Help me get him onto the floor,” Dora said.

Several people who had already stood up assisted her.

“Call the clinic!” someone said in an urgent voice.

“Call 911!”

I carry a cellular phone in my purse; my son insists that I do. I pulled it out and asked, “What's the number of the clinic?” I had wanted excitement, but not this much. Be careful what you wish for… Somebody told me the number; I punched it in and was quickly connected to the clinic, a part of Silver Acres. “One of our residents has collapsed in the recreation room,” I told the man who answered the phone.

“He's not breathing!” Dora shouted.

“He's not breathing,” I repeated.

“We'll be right there,” he said, and hung up.

I called 911. The operator promised that the paramedics would be dispatched immediately. I disconnected the phone and watched the proceedings. Dora had Gerald's mouth open and tried to clear his air passage. The other members of the Wednesday afternoon bridge club watched in shock, but nobody panicked. At our time of life, death was always a possibility.

Others such as Dora were better able to handle medical emergencies than I could so I stayed seated at my table, half in horror, half philosophical. Tess came around the table and took my hand, holding it in a strong, trembling grip. She felt more comfortable showing her emotions than I did.

Within three minutes a doctor and a nurse ran in, breathless, from the clinic, with a medical bag. The doctor took over from Dora. After a lightning fast examination of Gerald he said, “His windpipe's closed up. We'll have to do a tracheotomy. Adrenaline.”

The nurse quickly and efficiently produced a needle and a small bottle from the bag. While the doctor drew the contents of the bottle into the needle and plunged it into Gerald's arm, the nurse pulled out a scalpel and a thin plastic tube, as well as disinfectant.

At that point I stopped watching, as did most of the others. I don't watch emergency room shows on television either. The bridge players gathered in groups of two or three, talking in low voices. Soon the paramedics arrived, in uniform, with more medical bags. We overheard one of them say that Gerald's heart had stopped beating. When they brought out the paddles to attempt to restart his heart, Tess and I left the room. Not long afterward, Gerald was pronounced dead.

Some of the stunned members of the bridge club, including Tess and I, continued to loiter in the corridor of the main building, even after they took Gerald's body away, as if we had nowhere else to go, but nobody suggested that the bridge games be resumed. Even I had no interest in bridge. Wesley, the president of the bridge club and also of the residents' association, walked from one person to another, mouthing soothing words.

Other people came and went, including Carol Grant, the executive director of Silver Acres, who talked softly to the doctor from the clinic. She had a good job, but its downside was that she lost most of her customers because they died.

I have always had the desire to experience everything fully, so a kind of fascinated horror held me there. Tess and I talked about the uncertainties of life. After a while she calmed down and we strolled back into the recreation room. I looked at the cards still lying on Gerald's table and said, “I wonder what kind of a hand he was dealt.”

Tess looked at me strangely and said, “What does it matter now?”

“I don't know; I'm just curious.” I stepped over to his table. Nobody had touched anything since Gerald had collapsed. I gathered his cards, which were scattered; several were on the floor. As I put them together I saw only red suits on the cards that were face up.

When I had all 13 in a stack I fanned them out. Then I gasped. “Tess, look at this!”

Tess looked, then said, unbelievingly, “They're all diamonds!” She added, “Are you sure you have the right cards?”

“Yes. The other three hands are in neat piles.” I picked up each of the other hands and looked at it. They were fairly normally distributed, except that all had voids in diamonds. One hand held seven spades.

“Thirteen diamonds,” Tess said, shaking her head. “A dream hand. Maybe the shock of seeing it is what killed Gerald. Although I didn't know he had a weak heart. What are the odds against being dealt a hand like this?”

“I actually tried to figure that out once,” I said, “but my calculator couldn't take such a small decimal so I gave up. I can tell you that the average bridge player will not be dealt 13 of any suit in a lifetime.”

CHAPTER 2

Two days later, as Tess and I walked into the comfortable office of Carol Grant, I thought what I often thought about Carol-that she was one of those super-competent women who effortlessly run organizations and/or families.

In 50 years the whole developed world will be run by women. Women can already do all the things men can do except heavy lifting, and the need for that is rapidly disappearing in our society. Of course a few chosen men will still be needed for stud service, but the rest…

Carol's hair was an undyed brown, longer than the average length of the female residents’, and she wore her skirts shorter, just above the knees. She more than held her own in the brains department with the intelligent and educated residents.

“Hello, Lillian; hello, Tess,” Carol said, shaking hands with both of us. She seemed to know every resident by name, even though there were several hundred of us. She smiled and her face lit up, giving her a grownup prettiness, enhanced by her stylish glasses. “Please have a seat. Would you like coffee?”

Tess declined but I accepted. I rarely turn down coffee. “Black, please.”

Carol poured from a small coffee maker on the wooden credenza behind her large desk into a china cup and served it to me, complete with saucer and paper napkin.

She said, “First, let me extend my condolences on the passing of Gerald. I know that both of you were at the bridge club meeting when it happened. Something like that is always a shock.”

Tess nodded. “It was a terrible shock. We didn't know him that well, but he seemed to be in good health.”

“So you weren't among the ladies vying for his attention,” Carol said with a smile.

With the dearth of single males at Silver Acres and the plenitude of single females, the men usually had no trouble finding female companionship.

“Nothing against Gerald or any other man at Silver Acres,” I said, “but why should those of us who were used to steak settle for hamburger?” I had been resigned to the single life for some years.

Carol chuckled and said, “I'm going to get serious for a minute. And I need to ask you both a question. Did either of you know that Gerald had a food allergy?”

That was news to me. I shook my head. So did Tess.

“Gerald never mentioned to you that he had such an allergy? And nobody else did, either?”

“As I said, we didn't know him very well,” Tess repeated. “We just played bridge with him.”

Where was she headed? I asked, “Did a food allergy have something to do with his death?”

“Yes,” Carol said. “That's why I'm going to talk to all the people who knew Gerald, especially those who were present when he died. The coroner's office did an autopsy because Dr. Wacker from our clinic found that his windpipe had closed up, a symptom often related to food allergies. His body also showed other reactions, which suggested food allergies. They brought on the heart attack that actually killed him.”

“What could cause your windpipe to close up?” Tess asked, putting her hand to her throat and making gagging noises. Tess is somewhat of a hypochondriac.

“That, of course, is the question. Lunch was served at the bridge club, as you know. Gerald's stomach contained some of the food. They analyzed the contents of the serving dish. Among other things, it contained shellfish. It appears that Gerald was highly allergic to shellfish and it caused the membrane surrounding his trachea, or windpipe, to swell, closing it off. He couldn't breathe.”

“What a horrible way to die!” Tess exclaimed.

“You say it was shellfish?” I said. “It looked and tasted like a tuna casserole to me.”

“It fooled me, too,” Tess said.

“Unfortunately, it also fooled Gerald,” Carol said.

“How do you know the shellfish got him?” I asked.

“You probably remember that when you applied to live here you had to fill out some questionnaires.”

“Reams of questionnaires,” I said. “It was almost as bad as doing income tax.”

Carol smiled. “Some of the information requested is about your medical history. And one of the questions is about allergies. Gerald stated that he was allergic to shellfish. He didn't say that it was a life-threatening allergy, but since we always have a menu for the food served in the dining room it would have been easy for him to avoid shellfish there.”

“But your staff did not prepare the lunch,” Tess said.

The bridge club had its own lunch committee.

“At least you won't be sued,” I said.

“Probably not, but it's just so frustrating,” Carol said, showing emotion for the first time by snapping the pencil she always played with. “It could have been prevented. And I feel guilty that this happened in my territory.”

“It's not your fault, Carol,” Tess said, soothingly. “Don't take it personally.”

“So, have you found anybody who knew about Gerald's allergy to shellfish?” I asked.

“You're the first people I've asked. But I intend to question all the members of the lunch committee. In fact, I'm going to talk to everybody who knew him. We're convinced it was an accident, but I just want to make sure there aren't any loose ends.”

“It's just rotten bad luck,” Tess said. “An act of God.” She considered. “But I would think that Gerald would certainly have asked what the dish contained.”

“He probably didn't even think about it, since it looked like a tuna casserole,” Carol said. “I saw the leftovers and it sure would have fooled me.”

“But you don't have a life-threatening allergy,” I said. “In a case like Gerald's, even a probability of one in a thousand isn't good enough. You have to eliminate all risk to be safe.”

“Lillian was a professor of mathematics at Duke,” Tess said.

“I know,” Carol said, and I was sure she did. “By the way, Gerald was also a college professor.”

“Where did he teach?” I asked.

“The University of California at San Diego. It's in La Jolla, right on the beach. He was a professor of economics. In fact, he won a Nobel Prize.”

“Whew!” I breathed. I had never dreamed of winning a prize like that.

“I read about it,” Tess said. “Recently. I think it was in Time Magazine. We have so many accomplished people here it must have slipped my mind. The article said it was the 25th anniversary of his prize and the subject is more pertinent today than ever.”

“What did he win the Nobel for?” I asked.

“Something to do with money…”

“Well, of course there's a cash award that goes with the prize.”

“No, I mean he wrote about money. Currencies. And with the instability in the world's currency markets, that's why his work is important today.” Tess sometimes fooled people. She was smart for having been “just” a housewife.

“I hope somebody has the answer,” Carol said. “After what some of the third-world countries have gone through, recently, with their currencies depreciating so much as to be almost worthless.”

There was a knock on the open door; Carol raised her eyes and said, “Come in.”

I recognized the good-looking man who strode into the office as Joe Turner, whose title was something like Facilities Manager. He said, “Excuse me, Ladies. I have to get this requisition signed by the boss-lady or we may find ourselves with a backed-up sewer system.” He nodded to Tess, but not to me. What did she have that I didn't have?

His bare arm muscles rippled as he gave Carol the document. She glanced at it briefly, signed it and returned it to him. He pivoted on a large work-shoe-clad foot and strode out of the office, leaving an aura of masculinity behind. He was one of the men who will be expendable in 50 years. I'm glad I won't be around to see it.

“Now that is what I call a hunk,” I said.

“Lillian!” Tess said.

“I agree with you,” Carol said, smiling. “Why do you think I hired him?”

Tess had a disapproving frown on her face so I changed the subject. I asked, “Does Gerald have family?”

“He doesn't have any children. And of course Mrs. Weiss has been dead for a number of years. In fact, he had no close relatives. I'm told that his will leaves most of his money to charity. By the way, Lillian, I understand you were the one who discovered that Gerald's bridge hand when he was stricken was 13 diamonds.”

“Yes, that's right.”

“I hope it was fitting to include that hand on Gerald's memorial display in the main hallway. I'm not sure. Some people might think it's a bit unfeeling.”

I kept quiet. I have been accused of being insensitive on occasion and I'm sensitive about it.

When I didn't say anything, Carol said, “Don't worry about it. I know Gerald was an avid bridge player. I'm not a bridge player myself, but I'm aware that a hand like that is very unusual.”

“ Very unusual.”

***

As we walked out of Carol's office, Ophah, the Silver Acres receptionist, was briskly returning to her desk from some errand. “Hi Ophah,” I said, “is the mail ready yet?”

“About 30 minutes,” she said with a southern accent that I could at least understand, as opposed to those of some people, including the housekeeper who cleaned my apartment.

Ophah had a commanding presence and controlled everything within her sphere of influence, which included the mailroom, with unmatched efficiency. “You were talking to Carol about Mr. Weiss, weren't you?” she said. “That was a terrible thing. He was such a nice man. He always winked at me.”

“Unfortunately, there’s nothing that can be done for him now,” Tess said. “But how is your son? Is he playing baseball?”

“Oh, Lord yes, he's playing in a summer league. He hits the ball so far. Hank Aaron is his idol. I watch Mark play every chance I get.”

“I bet he'll play in the major leagues some day.”

Since Ophah knew everything that went on she might be able to answer a question for me. I asked, “Were you here when the fire alarm went off on Wednesday-the day Dr. Weiss died?”

“I was at lunch. It must have happened just after I left. I went to lunch a little early.”

“Did anything unusual happen that morning?”

“It depends on what you mean by unusual. A young man came in and said he had a delivery from a restaurant. He asked to use my phone to call one of the residents. He had a package, all wrapped up. I remember because he was real handsome and he said his name was Mark, just like my son.”

“Who was the package for?” I asked.

“I don't know. He made the call, himself, and I didn't hear him say a name. After he hung up he went out to the parking lot and I didn't see him again. So at least he didn’t set off the alarm, if that’s what you’re fishing for.”

I wasn’t sure what I was fishing for. “Do you know what restaurant he came from?”

“He said it was in Durham-some seafood restaurant-but I don't remember which one.”

CHAPTER 3

As I drove out of the woods at the end of the mile-long, unpaved road, the expanse of the Morgan estate lay before me, with its green acres of neatly-mowed lawn. My son Albert had a sit-down mower and mowed the lawn himself when he couldn't convince anybody else, Tom Sawyer-like, of the pleasures of bouncing around and being deafened for several hours.

The purple of the flowering crepe myrtle bushes contrasted with the green of the lawn and the trees. Albert's small red barn completed an idyllic scene that any landscape artist would love to paint. But an artist I'm not.

Our family's regular Sunday dinner gave me an opportunity to enjoy my family for the afternoon-and then to go and live my own life. Today I also wanted to forget about Gerald Weiss choking while holding a perfect bridge hand. I resolved not to talk about it, even though I had been thinking about Gerald, against my will, and wondering what had really happened.

I parked my 15-year-old Mercedes beside Albert's pickup truck, near the garage of his modern two-story house, which was large enough to give shelter to many more people than one. My granddaughter Sandra's little red Toyota was already there-she had driven over from her nearby condo-as well as an unidentified fourth vehicle. I only knew that it didn't belong to Winston, my great grandson; he was one year old.

Albert's yellow Labrador retriever came bounding up to the car so I opened the door and released my own dog, a part-husky named King, who immediately ran off with him, glad of the opportunity to romp with her buddy. I had named King after the great lead dog of the fictional Sergeant Preston, of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, even though she was a female. She had been fixed, so she wasn't going to produce any mixed-breed puppies.

Winston came toddling along the sidewalk from the front door, babbling words that only he understood. Since he had recently learned to walk, I was afraid he might fall on the concrete, but he navigated it with surprising ease.

I scooped him up-he was almost too heavy to scoop-and said, “Hello, Darling, how's my big boy?”

Winston had elevated my status at Silver Acres, where many of the residents were great grandparents. He babbled some more and showed me the ball he carried. He pointed to Sandra, who followed him. “Is that your mommy, Sweetie?” I asked him. I can talk to babies with the best of them. I gave Sandra a hug.

She said, “You look great, Gogi.”

She's a good liar. She called me Gogi when she first learned to speak, and it stuck. She's also a single mother, having divorced the no-good bum she married almost before the ink dried on the certificate. I warned her about him, but who listens to grandmothers.

I said, “Thanks, Honey, so do you.” At least I told the truth. Sandra had the family blond hair and blue eyes and still wore her hair long, down to her waist. “Summer vacation agrees with you,” I continued, seeing her tan legs below her shorts, shaped by her daily runs. “Would you like to help take in the pies and rolls?”

Sandra and Albert both liked to cook, thank goodness, so I usually contributed baked goods to our traditional Sunday dinner. The heavenly aroma of baking bread reminded me of my own little grandmother, who could turn out perfect loaves from the imperfect heat of an oven in a wood stove.

On our way to the front door, with Winston toddling ahead again, I asked, “Who else is here?”

“A colleague of Dad's from the university, a certain Dr. Maria Enriquez. She specializes in one of the sciences, as I understand it. Just so that you won't be surprised, she's a bit, uh…darker than we are. But she is gorgeous. Dad sure has good taste in women.”

“I don't care if she's chartreuse, as long as she's good to him.” Why is it that young people suspect all of us oldsters of being prejudiced? Albert was also single, making our family zero spouses for four generations, and he played the field. I wished nothing more for Albert and Sandra than that they become well married.

Upon entering the kitchen, hot with summer and cooking, I saw that we were having scallops. I searched my mind, trying to remember whether scallops were shellfish, but then told myself: Lillian, quit being silly. You aren't the one with the allergy to shellfish. Again I tried to banish the picture of a choking Gerald from my mind.

Dr. Enriquez was younger than Albert and casually dressed. She wore a tennis outfit-Albert was an avid tennis player-with a shirt that buttoned at the top; however, she had forgotten to button the buttons. But our dinners were casual. Pretty soon they might become clothing optional.

“Albert has told me so much about you, Mrs. Morgan,” Dr. Enriquez gushed, after he introduced us.

“Nothing good, I hope,” I said, glancing at him. I doubted that he was in the habit of talking about his mother to his girlfriends.

She continued, “I love your hair. What do you use?”

“She pours ink on it,” Albert said, probably jealous because his own hair was thinning. “That's what gives it the blue tint.”

“I don't want to look like everybody else at Silver Acres,” I said.

“Well I think it's beautiful,” Maria said. “And you're so slim. I need to get your secret.”

“You have to be thin to live long enough to get into a retirement community,” Albert said. “The fat ones die off too soon.”

Albert could stand to lose a few pounds. I said to Maria, “You obviously don't need any of my secrets.”

She bowed her head slightly and said, “Thank you.”

“Don't praise Mother too much,” Albert said. “She taught at Duke, you know, not UNC.”

Maria laughed. “I think we can forgive her that-especially since she mothered a UNC professor and grandmothered a UNC graduate. And I assume Winston will attend UNC.”

I didn't want to get into that discussion. Albert was a professor of history at the University of North Carolina. Duke and UNC, located in adjoining cities, are big rivals, especially on the basketball court. I said, “Both are great universities.”

“Yes,” Maria said. “With distinguished professors. Helping to improve the world.”

“Another center of great universities is Boston,” I said, “with Harvard and MIT, among others. And yet, with all their brains they haven't been able to make the roads of Boston driveable.”

I saw Albert frown, a signal that I was being too free with my opinions, so I shut up. We sat down to eat, three blonds, a brunette and a bluehead.

I had kept my promise to myself not to talk about Silver Acres, when Albert said to me, “I understand there was some excitement at your bridge club last week. I heard a man choked to death.”

Sandra and Maria gasped. Where had Albert heard that? Once a bomb has been dropped people don't go quietly on about their business so I had to explain about poor Gerald Weiss. After they calmed down I gave a short lecture on what I had learned about food allergies.

“My girlfriend gets hives from eating peanuts,” Sandra said, but I've never heard of anybody dying from a food allergy.”

“The human body-in fact, all animal bodies-are marvelous things,” Maria said, “but sometimes the body's defense mechanisms go overboard in defending against perceived predators and destroy what they are trying to protect.”

I couldn't have said it better myself. I mentioned that Gerald had been holding a bridge hand of 13 diamonds when he died.

“That's like winning the lottery,” Sandra said, “except that it doesn't pay as well.”

“In fact,” I said, “the odds against being dealt 13 diamonds are much greater than the odds against winning a lottery, where you have to pick, say, six numbers out of 51. With the bridge hand you have to pick 13 correctly out of 52.”

“No wonder I've never been dealt more than eight cards of one suit,” Albert said. “Of course I've never played the lottery because a professor friend of mine wrote a book showing that the expected return from playing the lottery is much worse than what you get in Las Vegas.”

“If the odds against being dealt 13 of one suit are prohibitive,” I said, “what do you think the odds are against being dealt a perfect hand and then promptly dying?”

“Maybe not so great because of the shock factor,” Albert joked.

“I'm serious. Everybody seems to have dismissed this, but I think it bears looking into.”

“Looking into for what reason?” Maria asked.

“Leave it alone, Mother,” Albert said, showing alarm. “The reason you're in a retirement community is because you're retired. When you're retired you're supposed to have fun: play bridge, play croquet, chat with your friends…”

“All that is boring, boring, boring. I need some mental stimulation.”

“What do you think may have happened, Mrs. Morgan?” Maria asked.

“Don't egg her on,” Albert said.

“Daaad,” Sandra said. “I'd like to hear, too.”

Winston added a series of dadas from his highchair.

“Well, of course I don't know what happened,” I said, “but I think there may be more to this than meets the eye. Suppose somebody at Silver Acres did know about Gerald's allergy to shellfish. Suppose that person had it in for Gerald…”

“What motive could there be?” Sandra asked.

“Well, as you know, single men are at a premium at Silver Acres. Gerald did have his groupies, and as nearly as I could tell he played the field, not settling on just one. Perhaps Susie Smith decided he wasn't paying enough attention to her, and if she couldn't have him no one else could either. The shellfish was well disguised. Maybe it was made that way on purpose.”

“Sounds weak,” Albert said.

“Jealousy weak?” Maria said, her eyes wide. “Jealousy is one of the most violent emotions. In Mexico many people have been murdered by men-and women, in jealous rages.” She looked meaningfully at Albert, but he busily speared a scallop with his fork.

“What about the 13 diamonds?” Sandra asked.

“Well…” I hesitated.

At that moment the microwave timer sounded and Winston, who was very microwave-oriented, pointed to it. This distraction gave me a few seconds to think while Sandra pulled my rolls out and served them. Then she asked me about the 13 diamonds again.

“Maybe the deal was fixed. Maybe they were a signal of some kind,” is all I could come up with.

“Then there would have to be at least two people involved,” Albert said. “Besides, it was too late. He had already eaten the shellfish.”

“I'll have to think about it.”

“I admit, the idea of murder intrigues me,” Albert continued. “Historically, poisoning has been a favorite way of killing rulers. And feeding a person something they're allergic to is a sophisticated form of poisoning. In Italy, the Borgias were always poisoning people. But you keep out of it. Remember your high blood pressure.”

“My blood pressure is under control. And what if I'm right?”

“Then tell the proper authorities.”

“I have nothing concrete to tell them.”

“Then forget about it.”

After dinner, everybody pitched in to wash the dishes. Albert called me into the living room while this activity proceeded and said, “Mother, I wanted to let you know that I'm going to the modern dance recital with Carol Grant next Saturday night.”

I raised my eyebrows. “When did you ask her?”

“Friday afternoon.”

That's how Albert had heard about Gerald. He had talked to Carol after Tess and I did. Albert had first met Carol when we were looking at retirement communities a number of years before. She had been married then but her husband had died of some rare disease. Recently, Albert had come to a reception at Silver Acres and I remembered he had chatted with Carol briefly. But he hadn't indicated any interest in her, at least not to me. And of course there was Maria.

Before I could say what I was thinking, Albert said, “Maria is just a friend-a tennis partner.”

I wondered if Maria knew that. But I liked Carol and felt that she and Albert would be a good match. It wasn't politically expedient to actually say that, so I said, “I hope you two have fun together.”

CHAPTER 4

Having suspicions that Gerald had been murdered was one thing. Being able to confirm them with some tangible evidence was another. And I didn't know where to start looking. Silver Acres was like a small village, where everybody took an interest in everybody else's business. If I nosed around there would be repercussions.

Some people picture retirement communities as accumulations of hearing aids, false teeth, inch-thick glasses, wigs, canes, walkers, wheelchairs and electric carts. All this is true, but many of the residents were as alert and mentally active as any teenager, and they had accumulated a heck of a lot more knowledge. And they lived a long time because of the good care they received.

Resident committees gave advice on running Silver Acres. Some residents did volunteer work for local organizations; a few still had paying jobs. I tutored math pupils; there were plenty who needed tutoring.

Which leads me to my alternate theory: If women don't take over the world it will be because dummies do-the ones who can't read or do math. They won't know how the modern technological world works and it will collapse on them. Again, I'm glad I won't be here to see it.

But to get back to my point, I had to be careful what I did, because residents of Silver Acres would be watching.

I broached the subject of murder to Tess on Monday, a typical hot summer morning, as we walked to our water aerobics class at the Silver Acres indoor pool. Tess was less than enthusiastic about me conducting an investigation. “You mean you want to go nosing around like Agatha Christie's Miss Marple? Or the detective with the funny name in those alphabet books? A is for…awful acts, B is for bad people. Those books are too gory for me.”

“I'll be discreet,” I said. “But I need you to help me. You have a certain savoir-faire that I lack, which helps in social situations, at least when you don't forget to wear your hearing aid. And you're so much better at small talk than I am.”

“So you want to make me your sidekick, eh? Well, I'm no Dr. Watson. And you're no Sherlock Holmes.”

“Don't blow this out of proportion, Tess. I just want to satisfy my conscience. For example, Dora is in our aerobics class and she tried to help Gerald. I'd like to talk to her. She might have some insight.”

Water aerobics is good for people who suffer from arthritis and other joint problems-or just plain old age. Even wheelchair-bound residents could be lowered into the pool, which was only four feet deep, by mechanical means. The buoyancy of the water made it easy to stand; Tess, who had chronic sore feet, was pain-free in the water. The resistance the water provided helped to strengthen arm and leg muscles as we went through our exercise routines. Even 90-year-olds could improve their muscle tone.

After the workout Tess and I approached Dora in the locker room next to the pool, where she was drying off. Her small body didn't look bad in a bathing suit. She seemed to have been spared some of the ravages of old age, such as varicose veins.

I was debating what to say when Tess opened the conversation. “Dora, it's wonderful what you did to help Gerald. I feel a lot better living here, knowing that people like you are available in an emergency.”

Dora shook her head. “I'm devastated that we couldn't save him. He was such a nice man. But his heart was too weak to withstand the anaphylaxis.”

“Anaphylaxis?” I asked.

“A severe allergic reaction. It can be caused by medication or food, but since Gerald wasn't on any new medications that's been ruled out. They say shellfish caused it.”

“So the closing of Gerald's throat was definitely an allergic reaction.”

“That's what the autopsy report says. I talked to Dr. Wacker at the clinic about it on Friday. I was trying to deal with my guilt, I guess.”

Carol had mentioned guilt also. There was a lot of it going around. I said, “It wasn't your fault he had an allergy. But tell me-how soon does this reaction start after eating the forbidden food?”

“It can start in as little as five to fifteen minutes.”

The timing was right. “There's nothing you could have done.”

“You win some and lose some. The best medicine, of course, is preventive. If only the lunch committee had known about Gerald's allergy to shellfish.”

“I wanted to ask you about that,” I said. “Did anybody know about it?”

“Carol asked me the same question. Not that I'm aware of. Although she told me it was on his medical record.”

“So there's a possibility that even if he hadn't talked about it, somebody may have seen his record.”

“Medical information is supposed to be confidential…”

“Of course. What kind of a relationship did you have with Gerald?”

“We were…friends…good friends. But we were not romantically involved.”

“Dora, did Gerald have any special girlfriends? I know he was chummy with a number of different women.”

“It sounds like you're conducting a murder investigation.” Dora stood up from the bench where she had been sitting. “You don't suppose that Gerald's death wasn't accidental, do you?”

“I don't know. It's just suspicious.” I explained about the 13 diamonds.

Dora reflected. “He was quite close to two women. “One was Harriet Monroe. The other was Ida Wilson.”

“They were both sitting at his table,” Tess said. “Keeping an eye on each other. I wonder if there was some jealousy there.”

“I don't see much point in this romantic nonsense at our age,” I said. “Mooning over men like schoolgirls. It isn't as if there were a payoff. All they do is talk, anyway.”

“As a nurse, I can tell you that's not true,” Dora said. “It's not all talk.”

“You mean…they indulge?” Tess asked.

“You mean they have sex?” I asked.

“Yes,” Dora, said, smiling at our surprise. “You would be amazed at what goes on here at Silver Acres. They may not be as active as they were when they were younger, but that doesn't mean everybody here is celibate.”

“Like we are,” Tess said. “So there's Viagra in the medicine cabinets.”

“Peyton Place,” I said. “I'm shocked.” They say older people sometimes forget about sex. I hadn't forgotten about sex; I just didn't want to have sex with the few doddering single men at Silver Acres. But apparently not everyone agreed with me.

“One of my friends here even tells off-color jokes,” Dora said. “Here's one she told me. A doctor got mad at his wife for some reason so he chewed her out. At the end of his lecture he added for good measure, 'And you're lousy in bed, too.' The next morning he went to his office. He felt badly about the things he had said so he called his wife around noon and asked about her day. She said she was in bed. 'At this hour?' he fumed. 'What in the world are you doing in bed?' She said, 'I'm getting a second opinion.'“

After we chuckled, Dora said, “Both Harriet and Ida are on the lunch committee. Since you're talking about suspicions, it would make sense that the murderer would have had the opportunity to doctor the food.”

“Who else is on the lunch committee?” I asked. I probably should have known, but I tend to forget things.

“At the risk of incriminating myself, I am.”

“That makes you a suspect,” Tess said, smiling. “Do you want to confess now?”

Dora laughed. “Well, since we're naming suspects, there is a fourth member of the lunch committee-Ellen Tooner.”

“Do you remember where Ellen was sitting?” I asked.

“Why yes,” Dora said. “If I recall, correctly, she was the fourth person at Gerald's table.”

“Just one more question,” I said, trying to sound offhand, like Columbo. “Which one of you prepared the fatal dish?”

“We all worked on it,” Dora said. “At Harriet's apartment. We usually meet at one of our apartments before the bridge club and prepare the lunch together. The recipe we were working from didn't call for shellfish. It called for tuna, which is not a shellfish. In fact, I can remember seeing Harriet put the tuna into it. And I was very surprised when I heard about the shellfish being found in it.”

The three of us stood looking at each other for seconds, not speaking. Finally, Dora said, “I-I didn't make the connection before. I guess that's significant, isn't it?”

“Monstrously,” Tess said. “Whoever put in the shellfish is the murderer.”

“If, indeed, there was a murder,” I said.

Now the others both looked at me. Tess said, “But you're the one propounding the murder theory.”

“Just playing devil's advocate. Remember that it's only a theory so far.”

***

After leaving Dora, Tess and I walked back to our almost-adjoining apartments, which were in the same one-story brick building. The cozy apartments all had access to the outside. A narrow lawn fronted the building, as did a sidewalk. A section of woods, mostly evergreen trees, bordered the sidewalk, complete with squirrels and birds. As we approached, a regal red cardinal splashed in the birdbath I had set up.

Tess invited me into her place for a drink. I was always impressed by how homey it was, with knickknacks and personalized furniture arranged to fill up much of the minimal space in the one-bedroom apartment. My apartment, on the other hand, I had furnished for practicality, and it had more open space.

We sat near the south-facing windows with the drapes drawn to keep the hot sun at bay, sipping iced tea. Fortunately, the air conditioning worked well.

Tess said, “Now tell me why, after we had what I would call a breakthrough, finding out that the shellfish was apparently put in the casserole secretly, that you reversed yourself by saying that there might not have been a murder after all.”

“I didn't want Dora to get her guard up,” I said. “Isn't that what real detectives do-disarm their suspects? But it does sound suspicious, doesn't it?”

“Yes, but Dora isn't really a suspect, is she? She did try to save Gerald. And she told us she didn't know about Gerald's problem or the shellfish.”

“That's true. But she is a member of the lunch committee. As far as I'm concerned, they're all guilty until proven innocent. And you have to overcome your gullibility, Tess. Don't believe everything you hear.”

“Then we need to talk to the other members of the lunch committee.”

“Now you're getting the hang of it. I seem to remember that you're on another committee with Harriet-the Housekeeping Committee, isn't it?”

“Your memory isn't as bad as you let on.”

“Don't be too sure. They say that that giant bird, the emu has such a small brain that it can't remember from one day to the next what the world is like. Each morning is a surprise to it. Lately, each morning has been a surprise to me, too.”

Tess didn't comment, so I said, “Since you know Harriet better than I do, invite her to have dinner with us some night.”

“And what are you going to do-if you can remember.”

“Well, I'm in the croquet tournament. And Ellen is on the team we play next. I need to schedule a match with her, anyway, so I'll work on that. Although scheduling these matches, even with only four people involved is so difficult, we might as well live at the far corners of the earth, instead of just around the corner from each other. You wouldn't think retired people would be so busy.”

“And when are we going to talk to Ida?”

“She walks her dog each morning, just as I do. Sometimes I run into her.”

***

It was traditional to have a memorial service in the Silver Acres auditorium for a resident who had died. Gerald's was Monday afternoon. Tess and I went, as did all the other members of the bridge club, as nearly as I could tell. Quite a few people were there. Several got up and said kind words about the deceased, which I'm sure made Gerald's spirit happy. Harriet and Ida were not among them. Those two sat at some distance from each other, in black dresses, and silently observed the proceedings. I didn't learn anything of value at the service.

CHAPTER 5

On Tuesday, I drove a mile to the local shopping center to buy groceries for the week. Although I ate dinners in the Silver Acres dining room, I prepared my own breakfast and lunch. As I pushed my cart through the aisles of the supermarket I passed the seafood counter. I checked for shellfish, and sure enough, crab legs were on sale. If the sale had been in effect the week before, the murderer must have gotten a deal.

After I returned to my apartment and put my groceries away I walked to the main building to collect my mail from my mailbox. I stopped at the Silver Acres library, which volunteers had stocked with donations from the residents.

Out of curiosity, I checked the primitive card catalog and soon found a listing for Gerald's book, Fiat Money Madness, subtitled, Government Printing Presses and World Financial Chaos. I pulled the book off the shelf and went over to the desk where Sylvia, the volunteer director of the library was busily doing whatever librarians do.

After saying hello to her, I said, “Have you read this book by Gerald Weiss?”

Sylvia took the book from me and said, “Oh, he's the man who just died, isn't he? I heard he choked to death or something like that. It sounds grisly.” She looked at the book cover. “I'm afraid this sort of thing isn't up my alley. Give me a good mystery, anytime.”

I considered saying something about grisly mysteries, but decided against it. I checked Gerald's book out, along with a book about food allergies. I wondered whether I would be able to understand Gerald's book, but when I started to read it I found the concepts not difficult, especially with my mathematical background. The premise seemed to be that currencies backed by nothing but government promises became worthless when those promises weren't kept. That certainly had been the case in half-a-dozen third-world countries, recently.

Could that sort of thing happen in the United States? I remembered the late 1970s when inflation had soared out of control, and shuddered. Although I was far from poor, there were many people my age living on fixed incomes who couldn't afford to think about a repeat of those days.

***

Later, when Tess and I walked into the dining room for dinner, I excused myself and went back to the main hallway near the mailboxes. Gerald's memorial was still there, consisting of a bouquet of flowers, some appropriate words and the hand of 13 diamonds I had supplied. I picked up the cards and put them into my purse.

When I returned to the dining room Harriet Monroe had arrived and sat talking to Tess. I said hello to Harriet, and one of the uniformed waiters, recruited from the ranks of local college and high school students, led the three of us to a table.

As we marked our preferences on the menus with the pencils provided, I wondered how best to bring up the subject of Gerald with Harriet. As usual, Tess beat me to it. “Lillian and I want to express our deepest sympathy about Gerald,” Tess said. “It must have been a terrible shock to you.”

“It was,” Harriet said. “I screamed when his head hit the table. I couldn't believe it was happening.”

I remembered her scream. I said, “You were good friends with Gerald, weren't you?”

“Not as good as I would have liked.” Harriet smiled, sadly. “He was such a nice man that he attracted women like a magnet. He always treated me like a lady. Some of the things he did to help me seem small, but I really appreciated them. For example, I can't stand mice. When I had a mouse problem he set some traps for me and then when the mice were caught he disposed of them. But I wasn't the only one he liked. And I'm afraid my accomplishments don't measure up to some of the other people here. After all, I was only a housewife.”

“Don't say only!” Tess said, irritated. “I was a housewife too. We are indispensable cogs in the wheels of humanity.”

I thought I saw Harriet's problem. She was a bit tentative; she didn't exude the confidence that many of the women here did. She dressed neatly, but not as sharply as some of the others. Her hairstyle was a bit frumpy, the color a mouse gray. She wasn't quite sure of herself.

“I understand that Ida Wilson was an attorney,” I said, watching Harriet to get her reaction. “She used to be a prosecutor, didn't she?”

“I'm not sure what kind of law she practiced,” Harriet said. “All I know is that she's very smart and Gerald liked smart people.” She clicked her teeth together rapidly. I wondered whether they were really her teeth.

We got up and walked to the salad bar. As I put lettuce on my plate Harriet picked up tomato sections with a pair of tongs. I said, “You're on the lunch committee for the bridge club, aren't you? You must like to cook.”

“Oh, yes.” Harriet's eyes lit up. “I always loved to cook for my husband, Bruce.”

I sprinkled bacon bits on my salad and added oil and vinegar. “Did you ever cook a meal for Gerald?”

Harriet shrugged. “I didn't have an opportunity because we eat all our dinners here in the dining room.”

Back at the table, I said, “Tell me about the delicious casserole you served at the bridge club.”

Harriet shuddered. “They say that's what killed Gerald. But there's one thing I don't understand. He was supposed to be allergic to shellfish, but there wasn't any shellfish in the dish. It was a tuna casserole. And I put the tuna in myself.”

Tess and I looked at each other. She said, “Did you know he was allergic to shellfish before…the lunch?”

“No,” she said, softly.

“You made the casserole in your apartment, didn't you?” I said.

Harriet nodded. “The other committee members helped me.”

“Did you carry it to the recreation room yourself?”

“Yes. I don't see how the shellfish could have gotten into it. Maybe Gerald ate some crab or something before the meeting.”

Tess said, “He wouldn't have done that because he knew he was allergic to it. He had put it on his medical profile.”

“Oh.” Harriet looked confused. “Now I remember. He asked me what was in the casserole and I told him. Of course I didn't mention shellfish. I didn't think anything of it at the time.” Tears came to her eyes. “I told him wrong.”

“It wasn't your fault,” Tess said, placing a consoling hand on Harriet's arm. We'd been saying that a lot lately.

“Do you have a good recipe for lasagna?” I asked, putting on a cheerful voice. “We're always talking about serving it at our family dinners on Sundays, but nobody knows how to make it.”

“Why yes,” Harriet said. “My husband had Italian ancestors through his mother's side and he loved Italian cooking.”

We spent the rest of dinner talking about good food that didn't kill anybody.

CHAPTER 6

Every morning about sunrise I walked King a mile around the perimeter road of Silver Acres. On Wednesday morning I started before the sun rose so it was still relatively cool out. Relatively. But at least bearable for King, with her Arctic coat.

Two cute bunnies sat on the grass near the road, insolently staring at King and not showing any fear. I had trained King to ignore them when she was on a leash. However, if a bunny had the temerity to show itself on Albert's farm when she was there it would be gone in a couple of bites.

I walked clockwise around Silver Acres. Ida Wilson, Gerald's other “girlfriend,” walked counter-clockwise. I knew there must be a psychological reason why some people walked clockwise and others counter-clockwise, but none of the scholarly residents had written a paper about it.

I had not seen Ida since Gerald's death, one week before, but this morning she appeared out of the dawn shadows, heading toward me, her little dog scuttling ahead. This dustmop had attempted to attack King in the past so I kept a tight hold on King's leash, fearing the repercussions if she ever forgot her pledge to be good.

Usually Ida and I said hello and kept going, but I stopped after our greetings and said, “How are you getting along?”

“All right.”

Ida's dog pulled on its leash and yapped at King, who stood just beyond its reach; King didn't acknowledge its existence. Ida was taller than my above-average height, and heavier, and could easily control the pup, but I backed up a couple of steps since Ida didn't seem inclined to pull her dog away, and the beast, apparently annoyed at being ignored, yapped louder and strained harder.

I searched for words of condolence and finally said, “Gerald's death was such a shame.”

“A shame? Gerald's death was criminal!”

The force of Ida's words hit me like a strong gust of wind. I recovered my balance and asked, “Why do you say that?”

“You must have heard that the crab in the casserole killed him. That was no accident.”

Not having expected this response, I quickly reevaluated my approach. I said, “I heard it was shellfish. Why do you think it was crab?”

“I checked at the market. Crab legs are on sale there. It adds up.”

Was she playing detective too? “But why do you say it was no accident?”

“Isn't it obvious? Whoever put the crab in the casserole was trying to kill Gerald.”

“I thought nobody knew about his allergy to shellfish.”

“The murderer did. I'm not saying who that was, but I have some ideas.”

I suddenly decided I didn't want to be a detective. I had once heard someone say that you shouldn't ask a question if you didn't want to hear the answer. This was such a time. But somehow I heard myself saying, “As an attorney, I know you wouldn't conceal evidence. If you know something, you should tell it.”

“It's not hard to figure out. The casserole was put together in Harriet's apartment. The other people there were the members of the committee: Ellen, Dora and me, but Harriet did most of the work on the casserole. Just because none of us saw her put the crab in means nothing. She carried the casserole over to the recreation room and we left her apartment before she did. She could have had the crab meat sitting in her refrigerator, ready to dump in.”

“Why would Harriet want to kill Gerald?”

“Because Gerald liked me better than he liked her.”

“Why didn't she try to kill you?”

“I don't know. I guess I can thank my lucky stars she didn't. But I aim to keep an eye on her.”

“Have you told anybody else your suspicions?”

“You mean the police? I don't have any evidence that would stand up in court. Harriet won't be the first murderer to go free.”

“Did you know that Gerald was allergic to shellfish?”

“No, he never told me.”

“Then why do you think he told Harriet?”

Ida shrugged.

I had an urge to ask Ida if she and Gerald had slept together, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Ida pulled the little dog away from where it still eyed King malevolently, and walked on. I stood for a moment, in a daze. I liked Harriet better than Ida. I preferred that Ida be the murderer, possibly because I didn't like her dog. This wasn't coming out right. Reality wasn't always convenient. Maybe I should drop the whole thing.

***

I wanted to find the answer to one more question before I went back to my normal life. At a decent hour, after most people were up, I called Wesley Phipps, the president of the bridge club, and asked him who kept the cards we played with. After finding out that he kept them I made an appointment to go over to his apartment.

Wesley and his wife, Angie, had a two-bedroom apartment that was larger than my one-bedroom model. Angie had some degenerative disease and was confined to a wheelchair, but the apartment was spotless. She treated me like a formal visitor, seating me on the sofa and having Wesley serve me coffee and little cookies on the coffee table. I can make a pig of myself with sweets, so I took two cookies and then didn't look at the plate again.

Wesley, in addition to being president of the bridge club, was also president of the residents' association. He was balding, red-faced and overweight, which was not typical of Silver Acres residents. But he doted on Angie and took good care of her. Without his help, she would have to live in the building that provided skilled nursing care.

I chatted with Angie and Wesley for a few minutes. I am not big on small talk and began to get antsy so I produced the 13 diamonds I had taken from Gerald's memorial and asked Wesley, “Did you pick up the rest of this deck, by any chance?”

“Why yes,” he said, leaving the room and coming back with a box of cards. “I took all the cards and score-pads after the commotion about Gerald died down, just like I always do.”

“That was a terrible tragedy,” interjected Angie, who was not a member of the bridge club. “It must have been awfully hard to watch.”

I murmured something and Wesley said, “I saw you pick up Gerald's hand and I was going to ask you for his cards, but then I saw the 13 diamonds and realized their significance. And when I saw them on his memorial I thought it was appropriate. For a bridge player to die with a perfect hand, that is the ultimate. I will always envy Gerald.”

“Just don't imitate him,” Angie said.

“May I see the other cards?” I asked. Wesley handed me the box. It was one of those standard playing card boxes that had the geometric design of the backs of the cards reproduced on the box. I compared the design on the box to that on one of the 13 diamonds. It was close but not quite the same. I compared more cards from Gerald's hand with the box. Same result. I pulled the rest of the deck out of the box. Those cards had the same design on their backs as did the diamonds, so together they made up a complete deck.

Is this the box these cards originally came in?” I asked.

Yes. I buy all the cards and keep track of them all.”

He was one of those fastidious people and I was sure he did.

“Look at this.” I showed Wesley the differences between the backs of the cards and the design on the box.

He said, “I can’t understand it. All the decks are the same. I bought them all at the same time.”

He lumbered into the other room and returned with several more decks.

We inspected those decks. Their designs matched their boxes, which matched the box that contained Gerald's deck. Only the design on the cards that had produced Gerald's perfect hand was different from that of any of the other decks or boxes.

Wesley kept saying, “I can't understand it,” as we became convinced of the difference.

“What if this deck has been switched with the original deck?” I asked him.

“But who would do a thing like that?” Wesley asked, his face becoming almost purple. “And how?”

“Who? The person who wanted Gerald…to get a hand of 13 diamonds.” I had almost used the word “murdered.” “How-or when-I’m not sure.”

“But…but,” he sputtered, “do you mean it was all a joke? That the hand wasn't real?”

“It looks that way.”

“But I don't think that's funny. Especially, in view of the consequences.”

“No, it isn't funny. However, I think we, the bridge club, should do something as a sort of permanent memorial to Gerald. What if we had the 13 diamonds framed and hung in the recreation room?”

“Well…I don't know,” said Wesley.

“We don't have to tell anyone else that the hand isn't real. Then only we and the perpetrator will know.”

“Who do you think did it?”

“One of the three women at Gerald's table, most likely, but what does it matter? It's over and done with now. It was just a joke.”

“I'll bring it up at the bridge club this afternoon,” Wesley said. “We'll take a vote on it.”

“And would you save the rest of the deck, along with the original box? Just in case there is ever any question regarding the legitimacy of Gerald's hand.” I knew that if it was ever needed, Wesley's testimony at a trial would be believed.

***

The bridge club did not eat lunch before play started. The lunch committee had been disbanded by common consent. Instead, Wesley conducted a short business meeting. The members voted to have the 13 diamonds framed as a permanent memorial to Gerald. We also had a minute of silence in his memory.

Then we played bridge, as usual. We played shuffle-and-deal instead of duplicate bridge because some of the members didn't want the cutthroat competition that duplicate engenders. I noticed that Ida and Ellen were still partners. Harriet, whose partner had usually been Gerald, was playing with a woman whose name I didn't remember.

Our custom was to have each partnership play a certain number of hands against every other partnership. When Ida and Harriet played at the same table I watched them from my table out of the corner of my eye, but I didn't see any sign of bad feeling between them. They were good actors.

When serious bridge players get together, they are models of complete concentration and even the ones who said they didn't like to play competitively got into the spirit of the game. I bet that most of the people there forgot about Gerald as the afternoon progressed and they bid and played their hands. By the end of the afternoon, activity at the bridge club had returned to normal.

CHAPTER 7

It was too hot to play croquet, but Thursday afternoon was the only time all members of the foursome were available simultaneously, perhaps for weeks. I wore a large straw hat and put sun block on my exposed arms. My light skin doesn't take kindly to too much sunlight.

I drew the line at wearing shorts to beat the heat. I was not about to put my varicose veins on display outdoors, without stockings. It was bad enough that I had to do it in the pool.

My partner was a married man named Jesse; his wife didn't play croquet. Jesse was tall and thin and moved slowly, but his hands were amazingly steady for his age, which was on the north side of 80. He played the same kind of game-steady and conservative. I played a more wide-open game than he did, taking the high-risk shots, but together we made a good team and we had won the tournament the year before.

Ellen Tooner had a female partner. I didn't know how good they were, but I had always pictured Ellen as being well coordinated because of the deft way she shuffled the cards when she played bridge, so I warned Jesse against being over-confident. Ellen was dressed neatly and conservatively with a short-sleeved blouse and long shorts. I noticed, enviously, that she didn't appear to have any varicose veins.

Ellen went first and sailed her ball through the first two wickets with a standard between-the-legs shot. Going for the side wicket, she pulled her approach shot off the mark, but she got fairly close on her last shot.

This flat surface with the manicured lawn was heaven compared to the bumpy and irregular backyard croquet courts I had played on before. Standard procedure when I was a child and going for the side wicket had been to blast the ball into the flower bed. When I brought the ball a mallet's-head in from the tulips, with luck it would be right in front of the wicket. In the present case, I hit my ball cleanly through the first two wickets and used my next two shots to hit Ellen's ball.

“Sorry,” I said as I placed my ball a mallet's-head length from hers. When I play I take no prisoners. My own son won’t play with me.

She shrugged, feigning nonchalance. Up close she looked younger than many of the other residents of Silver Acres. Her hair was still a reddish-brown color, but I'm sure she dyed it. She was still good looking in a well-preserved sort of way.

“Did Carol Grant talk to you about Gerald?” I asked her as I uncharacteristically tapped my ball to stop in front of the wicket instead of trying to hit it through.

She nodded and said, “You too, eh? She asked me if I knew about Gerald's allergy to shellfish. How could I? We played bridge together but we weren't close friends.”

I hit my ball through the wicket. “Same here. I take it that you weren't the one who put the shellfish in the casserole.”

“Of course not. Why would I do a sneaky thing like that?”

I knocked my ball toward the center wicket. Before following it I said, “Do you think the shellfish was put in at Harriet's apartment?”

“It could have been. Harriet stayed behind for a few minutes after we left, then brought the casserole. Maybe she knew about Gerald's…problem.” She asked, breathlessly, “Do you think Harriet had it in for him?”

Ellen's partner walked toward us, following her ball, so I went to mine. I wasn't learning much.

Ellen languished at the first wicket as we all used her ball for target practice to gain extra shots and then went on. I didn't get another chance to talk to her since I continued to hold the lead. I finished first, but instead of hitting the stake I stayed in the game to help my partner, who didn't really need my help; he was well ahead of Ellen.

She was dying at the far end of the court, all alone. I was surprised, but everybody had bad days once in a while, even me. I knocked my ball in her direction so I could have another word with her.

“I hope you're here to help me,” she said with a little smile, “because this ball doesn't like me.” Her words were light, but her body language showed stress. Her poor performance was getting to her. I suspected that she was not a good loser.

“Of course,” I lied. After a pause I continued, “One thing that is ironic is that Gerald should get the best hand of his life just as it ended.”

“Yes. Thirteen diamonds. A dream hand. But everybody gets lucky once in a while.”

“But not usually that lucky.”

“No. But I saw a hand like that once before.”

“No kidding. Was it legitimate?” That slipped out.

“Yes, I'm sure it was. But it was a long time ago.”

***

“All right, Tess, I'm going to tell you what I've found out and you're going to tell me whether Gerald was murdered or not.” I paced the floor of my living room while Tess sat comfortably on the couch, saving her feet. I can't sit still for long periods of time like old people are supposed to. I still have too much nervous energy.

“I'm ready,” Tess said. “I even brought a pad so I could write all this stuff down.” She flourished a yellow pad. “But I hope we end up proving that a murder wasn't committed.”

Good old Tess. She was very organized, unlike me. I had everything in my head, and my head was starting to betray me. I said, “Let's start with Gerald.”

“That's a good place to start.” She wrote the word Gerald and underlined it.

“Gerald had a deadly allergy to shellfish so he was very careful about what he ate. He also had a mild heart condition, but probably no worse than half the residents here.”

Tess made a couple of notes.

“Before the lunch was served, Gerald asked Harriet what the casserole contained and she told him, to the best of her knowledge-or what she claims was the best of her knowledge.”

“Harriet is such a nice lady; I don't see how she could have killed anybody.”

“We're not making judgments now; we're just stating the facts as we know them.” I spoke somewhat irritably because I agreed with Tess and knew that my feelings also clouded my objectivity. I decided not to tell her that Ida had accused Harriet. “Gerald ate some of the casserole. Immediately afterward, the first bridge hand was dealt. Do we know who dealt the hand?”

“Why is that important?”

I hadn't told Tess what I had found out about the cards, hoping to keep that information confined to as few people as possible, but if she was going to help me she needed to know. “Because it was a phony deal.”

“What? How can you say that?”

I told her.

“The one time I ever see a perfect hand and it's not real. That means I'll never get one.”

“Probably not. So we come back to the question of who dealt the hand. That may be important. I should have asked the people I talked to.”

“It's not too late to find out,” Tess said, reaching for my phone. She punched in a number.

“Who are you calling?”

“Harriet.”

“Ask her where everybody was sitting. I don't remember.”

Tess had a short phone conversation, during which she murmured, “Is that a fact?” at one point, but her face didn't give anything away.

After she hung up she started writing. I said, “Well?”

She looked up, smugly. “Gerald dealt the hand, himself. Harriet was his partner. Ida sat to his left. Ellen sat to his right.”

“Interesting.”

“Does that mean that Gerald intentionally dealt himself the 13 diamonds?”

“Not necessarily.” But I didn't have any better explanation at the moment. “Anyway, Gerald dealt the hand and barely had time to look at his cards when he started choking.”

“Dora tried to help him and you called the clinic.”

“And 911. But nothing could be done to save him. So much for Gerald.”

“So much for Gerald. Is that what detectives say about the victims?” Tess made a face.

“I guess they have strong stomachs. To move on, the three women at his table plus Dora were involved to some extent in putting together the casserole at Harriet's apartment. The recipe called for tuna, not shellfish. Nobody will admit to putting in the shellfish and nobody saw it done.”

“Harriet had the best opportunity-although I still can't picture her as a murderer-because it was her apartment, and because she was alone when she carried the dish to the recreation room.”

“Right, but let's say it wasn't Harriet. Then most likely the shellfish was put into the dish after it got to the recreation room.” I said this partly to ease Tess' mind about her friend.

“Which means that any of the other three could have done it, if they had a minute, undisturbed.”

“But when could they have gotten that minute? After the fire alarm went off!” I exclaimed. “Remember? It happened just as we were about to eat lunch. Everybody had to evacuate the building. We were outside for maybe five minutes.”

“So somebody could have snuck back in before the others.”

“Right. Or just stayed in the room. I didn't count noses, so I don't know whether anybody was missing.”

“Me either,” Tess said. “But that relieves my mind. It means that Harriet isn't the only possible suspect.”

“In fact,” I said, “it means that anybody in the bridge club could have done it.”

“Or anybody at Silver Acres.”

I laughed. “Now we have too many suspects.”

“Then we have to figure out who had a motive,” Tess said.

“We have potential motives for Harriet and Ida-jealousy. I don't know of any motives for anybody else.” We pondered in silence for a while. Then I said, “I'm willing to bet that whoever switched the decks is the killer.”

“Unless Gerald did it, himself, as a joke.”

“Now we have to investigate his sense of humor. But, assuming he didn't deal himself 13 diamonds on purpose, the two who had the best opportunity to switch the decks are Ida and Ellen, because they sat on either side of him.”

“But not Harriet,” Tess said. “Good.”

“The switched cards looked new. Maybe we should check for fingerprints on the 13 diamonds.”

“At a minimum, there would be Gerald's and yours-and the murderer's.”

“And Wesley's. Darn. I took them to the art gallery to be framed, so there are several more sets on them by now.”

“You know, Lil,” Tess said, “maybe it's time we turned this over to the police. You've had your fun playing detective, but we're at a standstill. And if there has been a murder, it's our duty to tell what we know.”

“As usual, you're the sensible one,” I said. “But I suspect that if we don't want to get on Carol's bad side we'd better go through her, since she's in charge here. If I were younger I'd pursue this more vigorously. But as it is, I seem to get a new ache or pain every week.”

“Growing old is not for sissies.”

CHAPTER 8

“What you've told me is very interesting,” Carol said, pouring me a second cup of coffee. “But I suspect there's a reasonable explanation for all of it.”

“That would be nice,” Tess said, munching on a peanut from a mug on Carol's desk that had UNC printed on the side.

Didn't Carol know that peanuts also caused life-threatening reactions in some people, as I had found out from the book on allergies I had been reading. Silver Acres was not a peanut-free zone. “What do you think the explanation is?”

“I think that whoever put the shellfish in the casserole feels so mortified about what happened that she can't bring herself to admit it. I doubt that there was anything sinister about her motives. She probably felt that the shellfish would brighten up the dish.”

“But why do it in secret?” I asked.

“Oh, you know how women are. It was Harriet's recipe and she might have objected to someone tampering with it.”

“So she waited until the casserole was brought over to the recreation room. But how did she know the fire alarm was going to go off, unless she set it off herself.”

“No, it was an accident. But it was serendipity, in a morbid sort of way. Although I'm sure, whoever she is, she was planning to put the shellfish in, anyway. The fire alarm just made it easier to do without ruffling Harriet's feathers.”

“And then when Gerald died,” Tess said, “whoever did it couldn't bring herself to tell anybody.”

“Exactly. So we don't have to worry about this, anymore. And, Lillian, you can go back to playing croquet. I understand that you and your partner are the favorites to repeat as champions again this year.

“If one of us doesn't choke to death,” I said.

She smiled and said, “By the way, I'm going to a dance recital tomorrow with your son.”

“So I heard. I hope you have fun.”

“Are we on for noon?” asked a voice from the doorway I recognized as that of Joe Turner, the facilities man.

I turned around to gaze at his sleek body and unruly black hair, as I do every chance I get, and wondered what he meant by “on.”

“Yes we are,” Carol said.

“I'm jealous,” I muttered, and she laughed again.

***

“I think it all fits,” Tess said as we walked back to our apartments. “Carol's explanation has me satisfied.”

“But not me,” I said. “She's telling it the way she wants it to be because a murder would be bad public relations for Silver Acres. For one thing, what she said doesn't explain the 13 diamonds.”

“But you didn't bring them up. She doesn't know that the deal was fixed.”

“She would have had some glib explanation for that, also. It's obvious that she doesn't want the police brought into it.”

“Lil, you've got to put your ego aside for a minute and admit that Carol may be right.”

“It's possible, but she may be wrong, too.”

“So what are you going to do now?”

“I don't know.”

***

“I'm doing this under protest,” Sandra said as she wheeled her red Toyota along the Silver Acres road at something above the 20 mile-per-hour speed limit. “I'm not in the habit of frequenting bars, and you aren't, either. And you know how Dad feels about you doing crazy things like this.”

“You didn't tell him, did you?” I asked, momentarily alarmed. Albert was such a killjoy.

“Of course not. You know he wouldn't have permitted it.”

“You look beautiful, Honey,” I said, changing the subject as Sandra pulled onto the main road. “That light green is a perfect color for you.” She wore a minidress that went so well with her blond hair and blue eyes that I wished I could take credit for the looks in our family, but I'm afraid that goes to Milt, my late husband.

“Thanks. That pantsuit looks great on you, Gogi.”

“I'm glad you and your Dad gave it to me.” I usually protested that I didn't need any more clothes, but once in a while they put their feet down. The pantsuit had been a joint Christmas present. I had to admit I looked pretty sharp in it for an old lady, and it hid my legs, which give away my age faster than anything else. “We're just two single women, out on the town.”

“Women don't usually hang out in bars without men, unless they want to be picked up.”

“If anybody tries to pick us up, we're waiting for our dates. Although it's been 30 years since anybody has tried to pick me up-maybe 40. The only thing I'll do is scare away any man who might want to talk to you.”

“Gogi! I do not want to meet a man in a bar. I'm not looking for a one night stand.”

“This is a high-class bar. It's part of the best seafood restaurant in Durham. Who knows, you might meet the man of your dreams there.”

Sandra had left Winston with Audrey, who runs the small daycare center he stays at while she teaches. I was paying the extra charge. I needed Sandra on this escapade for two reasons: because I don't drive any farther than the market and Albert's farm, especially at night, and because I couldn't very well go to a bar alone.

I was finally following up on the tip from Ophah, the receptionist at Silver Acres, who had told me a week ago that a young man named Mark delivered a package from a seafood restaurant in Durham to a resident on the morning that Gerald died. It had slipped my mind at the time, since I hadn't been planning a murder investigation, but now that I was in the middle of one I figured I'd better follow up every lead.

Of course I had forgotten his name was Mark, but I did remember that he had the same name as that of Ophah's son. Tess knows everybody's family history so I asked her the name of Ophah's son. With this information I started calling seafood restaurants in Durham. On the sixth call, to the Sea Chantey, I got a hit. A young man named Mark tended bar during the evening shift, several nights a week. Since the delivery was made during the day it was a long shot, but it was all I had. That's where we were headed now.

We arrived about 7:30. There was ample parking in front of the restaurant, which had a brick front and the solid look of an establishment that served above-average food. As we approached the front door I told Sandra to let me do the talking. Inside, three couples waited in the reception area. A young lady in a long skirt talked on the phone and wrote rapidly on a chart that sat on a dais.

She hung up, looking harried, and said, “Good evening. Do you have reservations?”

“Actually, we're waiting for somebody,” I said. “Uh, don't you have a bar where we can sit for a few minutes? I need a drink.”

“Right through there,” she said, briskly, pointing to the doorway to our right.

“Is Mark on duty?” I asked, in what I hoped was an offhand manner.

She nodded. “He's tending the bar.”

We walked through the doorway. A sprinkling of couples sat at small round tables, the men and women absorbed in each other. A dozen men and one or two women sat in front of a big-screen television set, on which a baseball game was in progress. A few more men slumped on barstools, their eyes also focused on the TV screen.

We stood for a minute to let our eyes adjust to the dim light. I looked behind the counter. The handsome man mixing drinks must be Mark. A waitress served beer to one of the tables of men.

“Let's sit at the bar,” I said to Sandra, who made a face. I led the way to the end of the bar away from the television set, where several stools stood empty. I let Sandra have the end stool. She sat down on it carefully, tugging at her skirt, which was too short for a schoolteacher.

Mark had short, dark hair and was close to Sandra's age-thirtyish. He wore a white shirt with the sleeves rolled up almost to the elbows and he moved with speed and dexterity as he mixed drinks.

When he finished an order he bustled down to our end of the bar and said, “What can I get for you ladies?” as he placed paper napkins in front of us.

“Draft beer,” Sandra said in a voice that was meant to tell him that she didn't usually frequent places like this.

“Same,” I said, giving him my best smile, but he was still looking at Sandra.

He produced two tall glasses and filled them carefully from the tap, not cheating us with excess foam.

I had my wallet out when he set them in front of us, but he said, “Would you like to run a tab?”

“Sure,” I said, thinking this would give us more chances to speak to him. “Are you Mark?”

He nodded, surprised. “How did you know?”

“I've heard about you,” I said, trying to sound mysterious. A roar from the baseball fans partially drowned out my voice. I was about to add something more when he excused himself and hustled to fill more orders.

Sandra sipped her beer and said, “It's going to be hard to get his attention while the game of the week is playing. Those guys are drinking a lot of beer.”

They made a lot of noise, too. I hoped that Sandra's presence would bring Mark back to our end of the bar, but I wasn't about to tell her that. She would say that she didn't date bartenders. In fact, it seemed as if she didn't date anybody. After one mistake, perhaps nobody was good enough for her now.

I wondered whether I would have to knock over my glass to get some attention, or ask Sandra to sit on the bar and show off her legs, when Mark wandered back, this time with a more casual manner.

He said, looking at Sandra, “What brings you ladies here?”

“We're waiting for someone,” Sandra said, stiffly.

“Anybody I know?”

“We're waiting for Godot.”

“I'll tell you how I know your name,” I said, trying to counter Sandra's coldness. “You made a delivery to Silver Acres last week on Wednesday, and Ophah, the receptionist, told me how handsome you are.” I could feel Sandra cringing beside me.

Mark flashed me a bright smile and said, “That's right. I came in here to pick up my check and I was asked to take an order there since I live near you.”

He left again before I could ask a follow-up question. Sandra said, “Gogi, how could you? Now he thinks we're on the make.”

“At my age, I can say anything I like. But at least we're making progress. And what can it hurt? Why don't you pretend that you are on the make for once in your life?”

“With a bartender?”

She shut up as Mark returned. He said, “Since it's obvious that you're not interested in watching the baseball game, I feel it's my duty to entertain you until your escort arrives.” He spilled some toothpicks out of a container onto the bar-top and started arranging them in rows in front of Sandra.

“What is this, some sort of a con game?” she asked.

“Of course,” he said with a grin, “but it has a mathematical basis to it, which you might appreciate since you're a teacher, although probably an English teacher.”

“How did you know that?”

“By your attitude toward me-treating me as a lower form of life-and the literary allusion you made. Certainly not by your hair. No teacher of mine ever had hair that long. Or that blond.”

And probably not a face as red as Sandra's had become.

“So, what do you teach?”

She practically whispered the word: “English.”

“All right! I'm working on a Ph. D. in physics at UNC.”

“Oh.” Sandra looked as if she wished she were in Antarctica studying penguins.

“But I've got to eat too, so I work here.”

My ears had perked up at the word “mathematical.” I had written a book about mathematical games. Mark arranged four rows of toothpicks, 7, 5, 3 and 1, respectively.

“The object of the game is not to remove the last toothpick,” Mark said. “On your turn you may remove any number from any one row, but you have to remove at least one. Go ahead and start,” he said to Sandra.

Sandra sat immobile for about five seconds and I wondered whether she was going to refuse to play and would embarrass herself again. Then she tentatively removed one toothpick. Mark quickly removed one from another row. As they played I observed the patterns that Mark left on his turns. It jogged my memory. I may not remember what I did yesterday, but there's nothing wrong with my long-term memory.

I flashed back to the early sixties, to a strange foreign movie I had seen, called Last Year at Marienbad, one in which I hadn't known what was happening. However, one man in it had played this game over and over, with anyone who would play with him. He had used a deck of cards. And he always won. I analyzed the game afterward.

Of course Mark won. “So what does that prove?” Sandra asked, although the ice was gone from her voice.

“Would you like to play a game for a round of drinks?” I asked Mark. “Including one for you?”

He looked at me, surprised. “I don't drink on duty.”

“Okay, five dollars to you if you win. If I win I get to ask you a question.”

“Look, I don't want to take advantage of you.”

“I wouldn't worry about that,” Sandra said.

He looked at her. “All right,” he said with a little smile, setting up the toothpicks.

“One condition,” I said. “You go first.”

If that condition bothered him he didn't show it. He took three off the five-row, leaving 7, 2, 3, 1. It had been a long time since I had thought about this game. What was the key? The gears ground slowly in my head. Convert the number in each row to binary: Seven became 111; two became 10; three became 11; and one became 1. List them vertically as though I was going to add them together. I had taken a pen from my purse and did this on my napkin, hiding what I wrote. 111 + 10 + 11 + 1.

Remove toothpicks so as to leave an even number of ones in each binary column. The beer must have affected me because I drew a blank. Sandra looked anxious; she wanted to help me but didn't know how.

After a full sweaty minute I figured out the only way to do it. It was simple now that I saw it, but then most math is. With a grand gesture I swept all the toothpicks in the seven row to the floor at Mark's feet. He looked startled, but immediately removed one from the row of two, leaving 1, 3, 1.

Now my formula didn't work anymore. Had I blown it? Then I remembered. The formula allowed me to remove the last toothpick, not force my opponent to do it. There was a twist at the end. I had to use pure logic now. I removed two from the three row, leaving 1, 1, 1. I had Mark beaten and he knew it. He looked crestfallen.

“I forgot to tell you that my grandmother used to be a mathematics professor,” Sandra said, not unkindly.

“That explains it,” Mark said, perking up. “I owe you a round.”

“And an answer to my question,” I said, quickly.

“Okay, shoot.”

“Actually, two questions. What did you take to Silver Acres and who did you deliver it to?”

I was surprising him all over the place. He started to say something, stopped, then said, “It was an order of Maine lobster-we have it flown in. And…I don't know the name of the woman I delivered it to. I had an extension to call…”

“Do you remember it?”

Mark shrugged. “No.”

“Would there be a record of it here?”

He shook his head. “Our phone order-taking system is pretty haphazard.”

“Where did you deliver it?”

“In the front parking lot. The woman came out from one of the side doors, not the main entrance. She wore dark glasses and a sun hat. She gave me a nice tip.”

“Would you know her if you saw her again?”

“I'm afraid not.”

“What if I showed you pictures?”

“I'm sorry. All of you…” he chuckled, “look alike to me.”

“Thanks a lot.” I was discouraged, but tried one more time. “No distinguishing characteristics: height, weight?”

Mark shook his head repeatedly. “What is this all about?”

“There is a clause in the Silver Acres contract that restricts residency to people who don't eat Maine lobster. My job is to ferret out the violators.”

Before Mark could react to that, Sandra said, “How about that other round of beer you owe us?”

CHAPTER 9

Saturday morning I got a call from a woman named Hazel. She was a member of the bridge club, but she didn't come all the time. I had a vague association of a face with that name. My memory wasn't good enough to connect names with the faces of all the people I saw occasionally.

Hazel said she had some information for me and that she couldn't tell me about it over the phone. She sounded very mysterious. She didn't want to meet at her apartment or my apartment, either, so I agreed to meet her outdoors beside the duck pond. Didn't Howard Hughes used to meet people at midnight in cemeteries? At least this meeting wasn't that clandestine. The duck pond had one permanent resident, named Louie, who couldn't fly. The other ducks summered somewhere north of us, but in the fall and spring flocks would stop here for a few hours or a few days on their way to wherever it is that ducks migrate.

Wooden benches with metal frames faced the duck pond, where residents could sit and wait for the ducks to come. I recognized Hazel when I saw her; she was already seated on one of the benches. I sat down on the same bench, but not too close to her, as she had instructed me over the phone. She looked small and furtive.

She looked around before she spoke, apparently checking for spies. The only potential spy I saw, other than Louie, was a squirrel who might be wired for sound, but I didn't voice this thought, fearing that Hazel might take it seriously.

Finally, she said, “It's about Ida Wilson.”

“What about Ida?” I asked when she lapsed into silence.

“I take a walk every morning when the weather's good. I pass Ida's apartment.”

Hazel looked at me as if that had great significance. I didn't remember passing her in the morning. She must be one of the clockwise walkers, also. I said, “Ida goes for a walk every morning too. She walks her dog.”

“But I start before she does. When I pass her place her light is on, but she's still there.”

She became silent again. I wanted to tell her to spit out whatever she was trying to tell me, but she was busy looking over her shoulder.

Satisfied that nobody threatened our privacy, she said, “Several weeks ago I saw somebody else through her kitchen window on two different days.”

“Who did you see?”

“I saw a man, but I didn't recognize him for sure. I was surprised, of course, but I figured that Ida could have whoever she wanted in her apartment, so I didn't think anything more of it.” She gave me a crafty look.

I said, “I think who she has in her apartment is her business and nobody else's.”

“True. Unless it leads to murder.”

“Why don't you just tell me what you know,” I said, trying to cut through the melodrama.

“One morning the man came out of Ida's apartment as I approached and walked away fast. He didn't see me in the dark but I got a good look at him because he went close to a streetlight.”

“Who was it?” I asked, anticipating her answer.

“It was Wesley Phipps.”

“Are you sure?” If she thought she was going to shock me, she was right. The fastidious Wesley, who doted on his sick wife?

“There's nothing wrong with my eyesight,” Hazel said, indignantly, but she was pleased at my reaction.

“But he's married.”

“His wife's an invalid and has been for years.”

True, but how could he sneak out on her at night? And what did Ida see in him, anyway? He was not exactly a prime specimen of manhood. “Okay, I believe you,” I said, “but what does this have to do with murder?”

“Isn't it obvious? Ida was supposed to be the girlfriend of Gerald. Gerald must have found out about her and Wesley and threatened to tell Wesley's wife. So they killed him.”

Just like that. “What makes you think Gerald was murdered?”

“Everybody in the bridge club knows Gerald was murdered. And everybody knows you're trying to solve it. Somebody put the shellfish in the casserole on purpose, in order to kill him. Either Ida or Wesley. They did it after the fire alarm went off. I was just trying to help.” Hazel looked hurt.

I suspected that “everybody” was limited to busybodies like Hazel, but she had told me something I didn't already know, assuming she was a reliable source. I thanked her for her assistance. She made me swear that I wouldn't tell anybody she had told me this and said we had to leave separately.

That was fine with me. I walked away first. After I had gone a few yards I looked back at her. She still sat on the bench, staring at the pond. I wondered what Louie thought of her.

***

Ophah, the Silver Acres receptionist, didn't work on weekends. Volunteers from among the residents filled in at the front desk to answer questions and guide visitors. I usually sat there from 2 to 4 p.m. on Saturdays. On Saturday morning I traded with the man who had the 8 to 10 p.m. shift on Saturday evenings.

Not much happened at the front desk Saturday evenings. Residents who could get out and about were out on their own or with relatives and friends. Those who couldn't were safely ensconced in front of their television sets. No delivery people came to the front door and very few visitors.

Thus, as I sat at the front desk at 8:05 p.m., I was completely alone and silence reigned, apart from the ubiquitous hum of the air conditioning system. I opened a drawer that I knew contained a ring of emergency keys. One of them fit the lock to Carol Grant's office. Carol, who sometimes came in on weekends, would not be here tonight. She was out with Albert.

I sidled over to her office door, which was not far from the reception desk. Keeping one eye on the main corridor and one eye on the parking lot through the front windows, I tried one key after another until one fit. I rotated it in the lock and heard a click. I turned the handle and swung the door slightly open.

I poked my hand through the dark doorway and found the light switch with my fingers; I turned it on. Having gotten this far, I was afraid to go in. I had been a law-abiding citizen all my life. An invisible barrier called a conscience kept me from entering the office. I turned off the light, shut and locked the door, returned to the reception desk and put away the keys.

A half-hour later I took the keys out again and played with them awhile. Finally, I picked them up and returned to Carol's door and opened it. I told myself that all I was going to do was to look around. I turned on the light and after one last sweeping glance of the area to see if anybody was in sight, walked timidly in.

I was interested in the four-drawer metal file cabinet beside the credenza, that I had seen the day before when Tess and I had talked to Carol. I was quite sure that's where the residents' folders were kept. The drawers were unlabeled and the cabinet was locked.

I tried all the keys on my key ring but none of them fit this lock. With almost a sigh of relief I retreated to the door. I hadn't really done anything wrong yet and this was an omen telling me not to. I would return to my station again.

But I didn't. I stood in the doorway for a while, eyeing the file cabinet. I found that my brain was running by itself, in problem-solving mode. Where did Carol keep the key to the cabinet?

She might keep it on her own personal key ring, of course, but that was unlikely. She might keep it in one of the drawers of her desk. I walked around to the business side of the desk and found that all the drawers there were locked. None of the keys on the ring fit these locks, either.

There was a small refrigerator beside the file cabinet that wasn't locked. I opened the door, but there was nothing inside except a container of orange juice.

A wooden cabinet was attached to the wall above the credenza. Its four doors had no locks. I opened each one in turn. I saw books and notebooks, but nothing of interest, and no keys. I idly reached my hand up and felt the top of the cabinet, which was at arm's length above my head. The flat board that formed the top was slightly lower than the top edge of the front vertical panel that hid it. As I ran my fingers along this board they came into contact with something hard.

My fingers closed and I brought a small key ring down to eye level. Sometimes being taller than average pays off. My hands shook as I tried the keys in the filing cabinet lock. The second one worked and the push-lock popped out, startling me. I quickly put the key ring back in its place and stared at the open lock.

I had solved the problem of opening the filing cabinet. I had met the challenge and now I should quit snooping. I told myself that I was still technically not a criminal. I walked back to the door of the office and took another look around outside. Not a creature was stirring…

While I had the opportunity I should just find out if I was correct in my assumption about the contents of the cabinet. I pulled open the top drawer. Hanging file folders filled the drawer, with tabs sticking up. The first tab read, “Alt, Lucille.” Lucille resided at Silver Acres. I was right! These were the resident files.

The folders were in alphabetical order by last name. What were the last names of the four members of the bridge club lunch committee? My short-term memory failed me again. I couldn't remember any of them. Since there were several hundred folders and I wear bifocals, which are not terribly useful for this kind of work, it would take too long for me to read the labels one by one.

I did remember Gerald's last name-Weiss. It took me a few seconds to determine that his folder was in the bottom-most of the four drawers. I finally located it and pulled it out. My hands were really shaking now. I placed the folder on top of Carol's desk and scooted back to the door of the office-well, walked back as fast as I could. Still clear.

I sat down at the desk and opened Gerald's folder. It contained, among other things, the application he had filled out for Silver Acres. His full name was Gerald Fillmore Weiss. He had written his wife's name-Katherine, and beside it “deceased” and a date. His address in California was there, along with the names of several friends he listed as references, who were professors at the University of California at San Diego.

I came to his medical profile. Under allergies he had listed “shellfish,” just as Carol had said. I suddenly realized that I should be copying some of this down. There was a notepad on Carol's desk, but I didn't see a pen or pencil. I went out to the reception desk and after fumbling around, found a pen in my purse. I grabbed it and hurried back into Carol's office.

I had to be careful not to write so fast that my handwriting became illegible, especially since my hands still shook. I filled several of the small sheets of the notepad. As I wrote I calmed down and my handwriting improved. I copied information about education, degrees, hobbies, awards-the Nobel Prize being prominent. I didn't want to leave out anything; there was no telling what would be helpful.

A noise from the reception area broke through my concentration. It sounded as if somebody was entering the front door from outside. I panicked. While trying to close Gerald's folder with my shaking hands I spilled its contents onto the floor. I got down on my hands and knees, desperately trying to sweep them up and replace them in the folder. Some of the papers had sailed under the desk and I had trouble reaching them.

After an eternity I got everything back into the folder and closed it. I crawled the few feet to the file cabinet and realized that it would take me too long to find the correct location for the folder in the drawer so I stuffed it into the front and pushed the drawer shut. What about my notes? I didn't have any pockets so I slid them down the front of my slacks.

As I forced my creaky body to stand, two people entered the office.

Carol Grant said, “Lillian, what are you doing here?”

Albert said, “Mother, what in hell is going on?”

CHAPTER 10

I guess I shouldn't have been surprised to see Carol Grant's Mercedes when I arrived at Albert's farm for Sunday dinner. I should have expected that she would be the flavor of the week. It had become obvious the night before as they took turns chewing me out, their voices blending together in beautiful harmony.

The only thing I could think of while they conducted their tirade was that it reminded me of the times I had bawled Albert out when, as a youngster he had done something naughty. Now the positions were reversed. I felt like a bad little girl.

I had admitted to looking into Gerald's folder (Carol would have discovered that anyway since I had replaced it out of sequence and the contents were messed up) and contritely promised not to break into her office again, but I had not admitted to taking notes. I walked carefully so that the paper in my slacks wouldn't rustle. And after thinking about my disgrace during a sleepless night, I felt now that I should have put up a better defense.

Sandra and Winston came out to greet me. I gave them both hugs and Sandra said, “Gogi, you must have been really bad last night. I've never seen Dad so upset. And you know that Carol Grant is here?”

I nodded.

“Dad told me before she came that if he and she weren't such good friends, Carol would kick you out of Silver Acres.”

“So he's taking the credit for saving me, eh? I'd like to see her try it.”

Sandra put a restraining hand on my arm. “If I may offer a word of advice, I think it would be a good idea if you were sweet to both of them.”

I reluctantly agreed that she gave good counsel, although I didn't say so. We got my baked goods out of the car and walked toward the house.

Sandra said, casually, “By the way, Mark called me yesterday.”

“Mark?” The name sounded familiar. “Oh, you mean the guy at the bar. How did he get your number?”

“Well, somewhere in our conversation I must have mentioned that I went to UNC because he looked me up in the alumni directory.”

“Very enterprising. But of course you don't go out with bartenders.”

Sandra had the decency to blush. “Gogi, he isn't just a bartender. But…but I did apologize to him for my behavior. And he did ask me out.”

As we went into the house I put on my best smile and my humblest demeanor. I kissed Albert, shook hands with Carol and immediately busied myself helping with dinner. They made no mention of my sins of the night before.

Albert and Carol acted as if they'd known each other for a long time, with intimate smiles and touches and shared little jokes. I liked Carol better than Maria, even if she did think I was a few bricks shy of a full load and a potential danger to the community. For one thing, she wore more clothes than Maria and kept her shirt buttoned.

At dinner, I tried to appear witty and intelligent, and above all, rational. I complimented Carol on her management of Silver Acres and her choice of cars, since we both drove Mercedes. She, in turn, praised my rolls and my apple pie.

And my dog, King. She said, “He's such a beautiful dog. And I wouldn't expect him to be so gentle.” King lay quietly near the dining table.

“Oh, she has her urges. If I let her I'm sure she'd gobble up some of the bunnies at Silver Acres.”

“You know, that's not a bad idea. Excuse my French, but those damn bunnies have been eating our plants. One of these days I'm going to declare open season on them.”

“And I was going to ship all my rabbits over to Silver Acres,” Albert said, “thinking they'd have a good home there. Better they munch on your plants than my garden.”

While she was eating a piece of my pie, Carol said, “Lillian, I've been talking to Albert about you.”

Uh oh, I thought, here it comes.

“Albert told me something about your life. You have led such an adventurous life, with all your travel and everything, it's no wonder you find Silver Acres boring. He said you have thousands of slides from your trips. That gave me an idea. Why don't you put together a series of slide lectures for the residents. They would love it.”

And it would keep me busy so that I couldn't get into trouble. But anything to stay on Carol's good side. Actually, I did have some great slides. And they were already well organized. It wouldn't take much work. I told her I'd be glad to give travel lectures.

I had been meaning to ask Carol a question and this seemed to be a good opportunity, while everything was sweetness and light. “You mentioned that Gerald's will left most of his money to charity. Do you know which ones?”

“I only know one,” Carol said, smiling. “He left some of his money to Silver Acres. After all, we are a nonprofit organization and since we pledged never to evict a resident for financial reasons we can always use donations.”

But apparently they could evict residents for unruly behavior. I had better reread the rules and regulations.

“It wasn't meant to be a nonprofit organization,” Albert said. “It just turned out that way.”

I snorted. I had heard that old joke before. I asked, “How much did Gerald leave to Silver Acres?”

“I'm not sure, but I think it's about $100,000.”

“That's better than catching the plague,” Albert said. “I wish I could find a few donors like that for the UNC History Department. We need to endow a chair for me so I don't have to worry about where the money to pay my salary is coming from.”

Gerald was a generous man. I wondered what organizations or persons were the beneficiaries of the rest of his estate.

CHAPTER 11

One of the names I had copied from Gerald's file was that of an attorney. A hand-written note next to the name had stated that he was the executor of Gerald's will. I had also copied a phone number.

I called the attorney’s number on Monday morning and after convincing his secretary to connect me with him because I was considering redoing my will I asked him about the contents of Gerald's will.

When he told me he couldn't give me that information, I said, in my best bluffing manner, “I believe all probate records are public information so you won't be breaking any laws. I am particularly interested in the bequest to Silver Acres because, as a resident I am concerned about its long term solvency since I intend to live here the rest of my life.”

He told me to wait a minute and put me on hold. Silence. No stirring music played to entertain me, such as you get when you call an airline. Of course the airlines are trying to keep you from hanging up and humming to the music of a competitor. After a minute he came back on the line and said, “Silver Acres will get $500,000.”

“ Five hundred thousand?” I asked. “I heard it was $100,000.”

“It was, originally, but I found a codicil with Gerald's effects raising it to $500,000. I didn't have anything to do with it, but it looks legitimate. It was signed by two witnesses and dated several weeks ago. I will check with the witnesses, of course, to make sure these are their valid signatures.”

“Uh, what other bequests did he make?”

The attorney rattled off several bequests to nonprofit organizations and then ended by citing an amount of $100,000 to a Ms. April Snow, a grandniece living in San Diego, California. When I casually asked for it he even gave me her address and telephone number.

“Is that the only money going to a person?” I asked.

“As far as cash payout, yes. But there was another typed codicil with the will, dated about two weeks ago. It says that a loan of $25,000 Gerald made will be forgiven if he dies before it is paid off.”

“Does it say who the loan was to?”

“A Mrs. Dora Flymore. But I couldn't find any loan agreement in his files, saying that she owed him this money.”

I gulped. “So this note is also a legal part of the will?”

“If it's legitimate. It has also been signed by two witnesses. If I can validate their signatures then I would say it is legally part of the will.”

“Can you tell me who the witnesses are?”

The attorney read two names. I recognized one as a resident of Silver Acres. I had no doubt that the signatures were valid. I thanked him and hung up. I sat there, my head spinning. So Gerald had lent money to Dora. They had had a closer relationship than she claimed. Twenty five thousand dollars. Was that sufficient to kill for? Of course people had been killed for a lot less-a few pennies or even for nothing.

I looked at my notes. Five hundred thousand dollars to Silver Acres. Now that was real money. Why had Carol been so far off in her estimate? Surely, she had talked to the attorney. I had scribbled down the other amounts, but not the donees. I added them up; the total came to over $2 million. Gerald had done very well for himself.

***

On the way to the pool aerobics class I told Tess about my misadventure of two nights before. She was properly shocked and said, “You could have been booted out of Silver Acres.”

“According to my son, I almost was.”

“Promise me, Lil. No more funny business. If you are forced to leave I won't have any friends here.”

I decided not to tell her what I had found out about Dora. I said, “Nonsense, Tess. Everybody likes you. You have tons of friends.”

“But not true friends like you.”

Next we would be pricking our fingers, mixing our blood and vowing to be loyal to each other forever. I said, “I'm going to have a few people over for drinks tonight before dinner. I have a bottle of champagne I've been saving for a special occasion. Then we can all eat together in the dining room.”

“Who are you inviting and what's the special occasion?”

“Besides you, I'm inviting the four members of the former bridge club lunch committee. And the special occasion is absolution.”

“Absolution for whom?”

“For all the members of the lunch committee.”

“Lil, are you up to something again?”

“Trust me.”

***

But before I could give absolution to anybody I had another item on my agenda. After the aerobics class ended, on the pretext of inviting Dora, who was in attendance, to my get-together I told Tess to go on back to the apartments without me. I did invite Dora and she accepted.

She headed for the mailboxes to check her mail so I walked along beside her. Talking low enough so that other people strolling the hallway couldn't hear, I said, “Do you know that you are mentioned in Gerald's will?”

I guess I should have prepared her for that. She turned white and I thought she was going to faint. I needed a nurse; then I remembered that Dora was a nurse. No help there. I had her sit down on a chair in the open area near the grand piano.

I was debating pulling out my cellular phone and calling for help when her color started to return. She insisted she was okay. I said, “I'm sorry. I didn't mean to shock you. I guess I thought you already knew.”

She shook her head. “I had no idea. Do I dare ask what it says?”

I told her the gist of it.

When I had finished she repeated, “I honestly had no idea he did that. I suppose that makes me a suspect now.” She looked very unhappy.

“Not necessarily,” I said, trying to cheer her up. “Can you fill in a few details for me? When did he make the loan to you and did you have a written agreement?”

“Of course we had a written agreement. I have a copy and he had a copy.”

“Apparently his copy has disappeared.”

“And you think I had something to do with that?”

“Dora, I don't think anything. I'm just telling you what happened.”

“Okay, I'd better tell you the story. About six months ago I was short of cash. I had gotten a short-term loan to help pay the entrance fee for Silver Acres. I was going to use some securities that had been in my husband's name to pay off the loan, but there was a snag about having them put in my name.” She sighed. “I don't understand all this financial and legal stuff.

“I didn't know who to turn to, but Gerald is such a nice man and I knew he was an economist, so I thought I'd ask him what to do. He listened sympathetically, and then he said he'd lend me the money. I protested; that's not why I had gone to him but he insisted.”

“You say that occurred six months ago?”

“I know what you're saying. So why haven't I paid off the loan? Actually, I was just about to do it. I finally got the problems with my husband's securities straightened out. But then Gerald was kill…died and it completely slipped my mind. I thought about it yesterday and I was going to contact his attorney this week. Honest.”

She was about to say, “Cross my heart and hope to die,” so how could I not believe her? I told Dora not to worry. After we checked our mail we were headed in different directions so I told her that I would see her at my champagne hour.

***

Fortunately, I was able to get them all to come. I knew Ida well enough, through our dogs, to simply say, “Come on over.” I told Harriet that Tess would be there and I told Ellen that I was gathering some of the members of the bridge club together.

They all arrived within five minutes of each other, clothed in their Sunday best. Actually, their evening best since dinners in the dining room were dressy occasions at Silver Acres. Tess arrived first and helped me put out a tray of cookies, champagne glasses and napkins.

Then came Harriet, worried because she thought she might be too early. Ellen arrived next, outwardly cheerful and relaxed, just as she had appeared on the croquet course, even when she was losing. I need to cultivate a facade like that.

Dora came into the apartment with her quick bird-like movements and hoped she wasn't late. She appeared to be fully recovered from the trauma of the morning. And then Ida swept in as if she owned the place, pausing only momentarily when she saw that Harriet was there.

When they had all taken seats I got out the champagne bottle and opened it. I poured a glass for each person, which Tess distributed, and then gave a toast. “I propose that we drink to the bridge club, to its members and to one member, in particular, who has recently left us, but who will remain in our hearts.”

When we had each sipped the champagne I said, “As you know, I have done some looking into Gerald's death. I have come to the conclusion that it was an accident. I can understand why none of you has admitted putting the lobster in the casserole, but it wasn't your fault. You can all relax because I won't be doing any more nosing around here.”

“Not lobster, crab,” Ida said. “The fact remains that somebody did put crab in the casserole, whether or not she intended to hurt Gerald. And I would like to go on record as saying that I was not the one who did it. I did not put the crab in the casserole.”

“Me, neither,” Harriet said, quickly. Assuming the forceful tone of Ida and looking straight at her, she repeated, “I did not put crab in the casserole.”

Ellen smiled and mimicked the others: “I did not put crab in the casserole.”

Dora looked around the room and said, “I guess I'm the only suspect who hasn't pleaded not guilty, so here goes. “I did not put crab in the casserole.”

These spontaneous statements brought chuckles, but I could see that Ida was not smiling. I said, “Well, I guess that takes care of that. It must have been an act of God. Let's go to dinner.”

A telephone rang. I automatically started for the den where my phone was located, even though the sound didn't seem to be coming from there.

“It's mine,” Ellen said, pulling a cellular phone out of her purse. “I'm sorry; my sister is always calling me.”

I mentally cursed people with cell phones who took calls, no matter where they happened to be. I only gave out my phone number to a few people and warned them not to call me on it except in case of dire emergency, such as an imminent collision of earth with an asteroid.

Fortunately, not many of us old dames had cellular phones yet. Ellen and I were the only ones I knew of. And the only other time I had seen Ellen use her phone was once at the bridge club. Or at least I remembered seeing her punching a number. I didn't think she had actually talked to anybody because the fire alarm had gone off about then. It had happened the day of Gerald's death.

Ellen didn't talk long and we all trooped out the door and over to the dining room. Tess and I lagged slightly behind the others. As we walked across a wooden footbridge that goes over the local creek, Tess said, “What do you think?”

“Either we're chasing the wrong fox or one of them is a damned good liar.”

CHAPTER 12

“Gogi, I can't just up and leave on a moment's notice. What would I do with Winston?”

“Bring him along. You started flying when you were his age. In fact, thanks to your father's love for historical sites, you were a frequent flyer by the time you were two.”

“Do you know how much stuff I would have to pack?”

“Well, judging from the amount of stuff you cram into your little car just for going the few miles from your place to the farm, I can imagine. But you'll just have to pare it down. For example, forget the car seat. We'll rent one along with the car in San Diego.”

You would have thought that I was trying to get Sandra to agree to have her tonsils out rather than to take a free trip to beautiful Southern California. And traveling with a baby can't have gotten that much more complicated just in two generations. When Albert had been young, Milt and I took him everywhere, mostly by car in those days. Albert and his ex-wife flew all over the world with Sandra when she was barely out of diapers. She loved to travel then.

I had a thought. “You said that the guy from the bar asked you out.”

“Mark.”

“Mark, right. When is that scheduled to take place?”

“Actually, I went out with him last night.”

“Did you sleep with him?”

“Gogi!”

“If you didn't sleep with him, you should. I take it you're looking forward to going out with him again.”

“Well…yes.”

“Sandra, if he's the nice young man you hope he is, he'll still be here when you get back. And he'll be understanding about your trip.”

Finally, I got Sandra to agree that she could use a little vacation. If I had been ten years younger I would have gone alone, but I needed Sandra to drive me around. Also, it doesn't hurt to have a good-looking young woman with you when you're trying to meet people, as we proved with Mark-spectacularly so, it would seem. I didn't think Winston would get in the way; he had magnetic powers too, especially where women were concerned; they always had to talk to him, wherever he went.

I still had a lot of frequent flyer miles. Milt and I had traveled extensively, right up to the end, which had come mercifully quickly for him. After an hour of negotiation on the phone I made us reservations for the following day. I packed and was ready to go in another hour.

I had promised to stop nosing around Silver Acres, but I hadn't said anything about California.

***

Landing at Lindbergh Field was like experiencing a thrill ride at the local amusement park. The plane swooped down among the high-rise buildings of downtown San Diego while I, sitting by the window, pushed them away as well as I could.

Winston had enjoyed the flight and made friends with the matronly lady across the aisle, so that when Sandra went to the restroom the lady appropriated him, taking him on her lap, and I was relieved of that responsibility. She talked to him in baby talk while he examined her teeth with his long fingers. That was all right with me; I knew I would have enough opportunities to watch him during the next few days.

We went through the routine of claiming our baggage and our rental car and then with Sandra driving we headed for a motel that was a member of a national low-cost chain. Milt and I hadn't accumulated our money by being spendthrifts. Besides, it had cable television and a telephone, in addition to the usual amenities. What more did we need?

I had had a long love affair with California, dating back many years, and it felt good to return to the land of palm trees and sandy beaches, without the humidity of Florida, which I can tolerate for a few days at the outside.

As soon as we got settled in a room with two beds and a crib that management produced, especially for Winston, Sandra announced that she had to call Mark. I must have raised my eyebrows because she said, defensively, “Well, he wants to be sure we got here safely.”

I refrained from pointing out that it would be more logical to call Albert with that news; I intended to do just that later. I gave her my telephone credit card and played with Winston while she talked. From the conversation that I overheard, it sounded as if she and Mark had become good friends.

After she hung up, Sandra said, “Mark has decided that he needs a vacation, too. He is coming to San Diego.”

“Oh, when?”

“He's made reservations to come tomorrow.”

“That will cost him a lot of money.”

“He got a deal through the Internet.”

CHAPTER 13

Everything takes longer and costs more with a baby, something I forget since I don't have daily contact with babies. The ideal parents would be King and Queen Midas, who have the golden touch and copious free time. Gone are the days when children began generating wealth at an early age because they were put to work. Nowadays that is child abuse. If babies weren't so cute and lovable people might stop having them altogether. In some countries they already have.

In the morning, after Sandra had diapered and clothed Winston and we all had eaten, we headed north a few miles to La Jolla and the campus of the University of California at San Diego. Having been there before, I rehearsed Sandra on the correct pronunciation of La Jolla-La Hoya-so that we wouldn't look too green.

Before we left North Carolina I had arranged for us to have lunch with Dr. Benny Tokamatsu, a colleague of Gerald's during his professorial days. I had extracted Dr. Tokamatsu's name from Gerald's folder during my foray into Carol Grant's office. Gerald had listed him as a reference.

The spacious UCSD campus is located above the Pacific Ocean, a paradise for surfers and other water lovers, including marine biologists. We arrived early for our appointment, got a parking permit and strolled along the walks shaded by cypress and eucalyptus trees and the rare Torrey pines, some with their branches jutting out at almost unsustainable angles.

Sandra carried Winston in a backpack; he alternately played with her hair and tried to move her head aside so he could see more. The day was warm, with the temperature moderated by a breeze blowing off the ocean. Even though it was summer there were many young people about, riding bikes, walking briskly or slowly, talking or sitting on the grass.

We found the economics building, and with the help of a friendly student we walked right to Dr. Tokamatsu's office. The door was open and he was inside, sitting in front of a computer and typing on the keyboard with machine-gun speed. He paused, noticed our presence in the doorway and gestured grandly for us to enter.

“Come in, come in,” he said, jumping up from his chair with great energy. “I'm Benny Tokamatsu.”

I introduced myself, Sandra and Winston. He shook hands with each of us, including Winston, who waved to him after shaking hands. He was no taller than I was and slightly built, maybe 50 years old, with still-dark hair and typical Japanese features, casually dressed in a colorful sport shirt. The fact that he spoke English without a trace of an accent led me to believe that he had been born in the U.S.

He escorted us to his car in a nearby parking lot. He didn't have a car seat for Winston, but our car was some distance away. With trepidation, Sandra agreed to sit in the back seat and hold Winston during the short drive to the restaurant, but she obviously felt guilty about it.

Once inside the nice Italian restaurant we were quickly seated, with a highchair for Winston. Sandra had also brought a bottle of formula, a jar of baby food and a change of diapers, so we were good for a couple of hours.

“When I got your phone call, Dr. Morgan, I was very excited, because I have not seen Gerald for five years,” Dr. Tokamatsu said as soon as we had ordered. “Of course we heard about his tragic death-it was in all the papers here-but I was unable to go to his funeral because of previous commitments. I was a student of his and I have tried to follow in his footsteps. I work in the same areas he did. I would like to know more of the details of how he died-and how he lived after he left here.”

“Please call me Lillian,” I said. I had never been a formal person, and since I'd retired I had felt that Dr. Morgan was somebody else. I told Dr. Tokamatsu the basic facts concerning Gerald's death, without mentioning the possibility of murder.

When I talked about the shellfish, Dr. Tokamatsu interrupted and said, “Yes, I knew about Gerald's allergy to shellfish. Sometimes he and his wife would eat at our house and he would remind us of it. He had a very precise mind. It is surprising to me that he did not determine exactly what was in the dish that killed him.”

“He tried. He asked one of the ladies who prepared it. Unfortunately, there was a mixup and she didn't know there was shellfish in it. It was a tragic accident.” I hoped Dr. Tokamatsu wouldn't press the point because I didn't want to upset him by going into any more detail than necessary, especially since he had been such a good friend of Gerald's.

I told him what I knew of Gerald's activities at Silver Acres, including bridge, and even mentioned his girlfriends.

At this, Dr. Tokamatsu laughed and said, “Yes, Gerald always had an eye for the ladies.” He quickly added, “I don't want to give the wrong impression. He was always faithful to his wife, but he liked a pretty face. They say older men still look at women, but they forget why they’re doing it. I guess Gerald didn't forget why.”

“That's the rumor,” I said. “But whether he went beyond looking and talking I don't know. Life for most of us at Silver Acres is pretty routine, unlike that of a college campus.”

“That's all right. Gerald went there to rest and relax. After his wife died, he lost his zest for the academic life. In fact, he turned all his papers over to me so that I could use them in my research. One thing I'm proud of is that I helped to get his most important book reissued-the one that was instrumental in his being awarded the Nobel Prize.”

“ Fiat Money Madness?”

“Oh, you are familiar with it?”

“Well, I can't say I've read it all, but I did skim it and it seems to make sense to me.”

“Good. Since you are a mathematician, Dr. Morgan-Lillian-I am glad to hear that. It is just as appropriate today as it was when he wrote it, perhaps more so with the launch of the Euro, yet another fiat currency.

“I remember well when Gerald won the Nobel. He was very excited-we all were. We were excited for him and proud that we knew him. He flew to Stockholm for the presentation and told us about it when he returned. He said they ate dinner in a large building with gold mosaic tiles on the walls. Can you imagine? I'm afraid I'll never have that pleasure.”

“If it's any solace, I never did, either. Uh, Benny, you said you had Gerald's papers. Would it be an imposition to ask if I could take a look at them? We have some people with fascinating backgrounds at Silver Acres, but we rarely get to delve into them. I'm interested not only for myself but for other people who knew him.”

“No problem, except that there are several boxes of them. But there is an empty office near mine and you can spend as much time as you like on them. I have to teach a class this afternoon, but I'll fix you up before I go.”

“Sandra, you and Winston don't want to hang around and be bored,” I said. “Why don't you go to the beach? I'm sure Winston would love to play in the sand.”

“There's no doubt about that,” Sandra said, “but he'll also get dirty.”

“That's what children do. But, fortunately, there's a shower in our room at the motel and a laundromat down the corridor.”

Benny drove to our rental car. When Sandra and Winston got into the car he said to her, “I said that Gerald liked a pretty face. He must have liked you very much.”

“I never met the man,” Sandra said, stiffly.

She thinks that if a woman is beautiful and smart, inside, it shouldn't matter what she looks like outside.

***

Two hours later I was still plowing through papers. Since I didn't know what I was looking for I might not know when I found it. However, I did begin to get a picture of Gerald, the professor. That he was well known I could tell by looking at his correspondence from all over the world; it had come by letter, and more recently, by e-mail.

He had written a number of books. Benny gave me copies but I did no more than look at the dust jackets, dedications and forewords. Gerald had also written a lot of articles and op-ed pieces that had been published in journals and newspapers, including the Wall Street Journal. He had kept copies of most of the letters that he, himself, had written, apparently. And there were a lot of them.

Then there were the newspaper clippings about him that filled up several scrapbooks. I got tired of reading them after a while. At the bottom of one of the boxes sat a three-ring binder. I opened it up and saw a title page with the words Fiat Money Madness and the subtitle Government Printing Presses and World Financial Chaos.

This must be an early version of his book. It would be an exciting find for anybody who wrote a biography of Gerald, but not necessarily for me. Still, I was curious to see if any changes had been marked in the text. I turned the page. The title was repeated; then I got a shock. It said, “by Gerald Weiss and Maxwell Harrington.”

I picked out a hardcover version of Fiat Money Madness from the books that Benny had given me. It listed Gerald Weiss as the sole author. I compared the opening paragraph of this book to that of the draft version. They were identical.

The name Harrington didn't ring a bell, but with my memory problems that didn't mean anything. I had brought with me a list of the full names of all the major players so that I wouldn't be caught with a memory lapse, as I had been in Carol Grant's office. I pulled it out of my purse and consulted it. There was no Harrington on the list and I had never heard of one at Silver Acres.

I compared the table of contents of the draft version of the book with that of the hardcover version. They were the same. I spot-checked portions of the text. I found a few minor differences: grammatical corrections, spelling, some wording changes, but nothing radical.

***

When Benny returned from his class I showed him the title page of the draft version of the book. His face showed surprise, but he didn't say anything right away. He noisily sucked in air, wiped his fingers across his mouth and finally said, “Dr. Harrington was a professor in the Economics Department when I was a graduate student here.”

“He must have worked on the book with Gerald,” I said, hoping to elicit more information from him.

“I-I don't know. He had a stroke and became incapacitated; he died soon afterward.”

“But that doesn't justify Gerald dropping his name from the book if he helped to write it. At the very least it's a copyright violation.”

“Gerald would not have done anything like that,” Benny said, passionately. “He was a good man-good and fair. He always gave credit to me for the papers I co-authored with him-even when I was a lowly graduate student.”

“I'm sure you're right. But everybody reacts differently to temptation. And I know from personal experience that academia is very competitive. Look at this situation. Gerald has co-authored a book that he realizes may be seminal-may even be in Nobel territory. Then his partner is put out of commission, unable to assert his contribution to this history-making event. If you were in Gerald's shoes, wouldn't you be tempted to take full credit?”

“Of course. But Gerald was not like that. He was a cut above the rest of us.”

“Now that he is gone you are proposing him for sainthood.”

Benny managed a grim chuckle. “Perhaps.” He sucked in air. “But if word leaked out that Gerald had ever done anything unethical, it would tarnish his reputation. Just when his theories are enjoying a revival.” He looked hard at me.

“I have no intention of publicizing this,” I said, hoping to set his mind at rest. “In fact, the only reason I'm interested in Gerald's past is because I think he may have been murdered.”

“Murdered?” Benny sat down suddenly. “Tell me about it.”

***

“Harrington. That's right. Please check the residents' roster for me tomorrow and call me back. Leave a message if there's no one here.”

“I don't remember anybody named Harrington at Silver Acres,” Tess said, at the other end of the line.

“I don't either,” I said, but you know how our memories are. Please, just check the roster.”

“You're working on Gerald again, aren't you,” Tess said, accusingly.

I was back in our motel room, keeping one eye on Winston, who had learned how to change channels on the television set using the remote control, while Sandra took a shower. She had picked up Mark at the airport and he had taken a room close to ours.

I believe that my hearing is almost as good as ever, but between trying to answer Tess' charges, the television blaring (Winston had also found the volume control) and Winston babbling along with it, I guess I didn't hear Mark's knock on the door.

He opened it with perfect timing just as Sandra stepped out of the bathroom, naked as a newborn babe. To say that both of them were surprised is understating the case by several orders of magnitude. I quickly told Tess I'd talk to her later and hung up the phone. Mark and Sandra stared at each other as if turned to stone. Mark got a full-frontal view of Sandra, as they say in movie ratings, and what he saw was exquisite.

Finally, the tableau ended. Mark mumbled an apology and stumbled out the door. Sandra turned and hightailed it back into the bathroom. When he was gone she crept out again, wrapped in a wayward towel. The redness in her face was not just from the hot water of the shower.

“I'll never be able to face him again!” she cried, dramatically, accenting her words with appropriate arm gestures.

“Why not?” I asked. “You did a good job of facing him just now.”

“Gogi, this isn't funny! We've only had one date.”

“But that one date influenced him to come all the way across country to see you. And he certainly did-see you, that is. This will help to speed up your romance like nothing else. Men are very visual beings, you know, and you are certainly worth looking at.”

Wrong thing to say.

“Men are animals.”

I did get her calmed down after a while. She got dressed and went out with Mark, which was the original plan, while I babysat with Winston. She said she would be back at 11. I glanced at my bedside clock when she tiptoed in. It showed ten minutes after one.

CHAPTER 14

“Lillian, when are we going to play some nim?” Mark asked as we ate breakfast at a cafe.

He and Sandra were both very jovial this morning, so I guessed their date had gone well the night before. Winston was jovial too, banging his hands on the tray of his highchair.

“What's nim?” I asked, eating a spoonful of oatmeal flavored with brown sugar.

“That's the game you beat me at in the bar. Remind me never to try to put anything over on you again.”

I laughed. “I saw it played in a movie long ago, but I didn't know the name of it. Listen, if you two will drop me off at the house of Gerald's grandniece, then you can take the car and do some sightseeing.”

Unspoken was that they also had to take Winston. It wouldn't hurt to see up front how Mark reacted to having a baby around. That might determine whether he and Sandra would have more than just a holiday romance.

“I'd like to take Sandy and Winston to the San Diego Zoo,” Mark said. “It's one of the best zoos in the country, and I think Winston will like the animals. I lived in Los Angeles when I was young and I loved to come here.”

***

April Snow, Gerald's grandniece, lived in a house near the ocean in Pacific Beach, north of Mission Bay. When I had talked to her on the phone from home she said she worked a flexible schedule that enabled her to take every other Friday off. This was one of the off Fridays.

Pacific Beach is a typical beach community, with a mixture of apartment buildings and small houses, sometimes on the same block. Many of the houses date back to post-World War II days and look like boxes. Overgrown with shrubbery, including birds of paradise and bougainvillea, the yards could use a good trimming. Ancient palm trees tower over everything, casting off fronds on windy days, to add to the feeling of clutter.

April opened her door a few seconds after I rang the bell. I introduced myself and Mark, who had come up the walk with me from the car to see for himself that she wasn't an ogre. Satisfied in that regard, he excused himself and left to take Sandra and Winston to the zoo.

April invited me in with a quick smile. She must be in her mid-twenties, with the kind of petite body that most women would kill for. She wore jeans and a T-shirt with an inscription proclaiming, “Southpaws do it left-handed.”

“Have a seat, Mrs. Morgan,” April said, pointing to a faded blue sofa. “I'm making some herb tea; would you like a cup?”

“Yes, thank you,” I said. I usually drink coffee but I figured herb tea wouldn't kill me. April disappeared into what I assumed was the kitchen while I looked around at older furniture, suitable for someone at least twice April's age. On a coffee table sat an issue of a surfing magazine; this led me to believe that she didn't live alone and that the other resident might be male.

I was surprised that a young woman like April could afford to live in a house so close to the ocean, however small. As one got closer to the water, real estate values rose on an ever-steepening curve, which became vertical at the beach. Which led me to wonder just who her roommate was.

If she supported the place herself she must have a good job. What did she do? A personal computer sat on what was probably the dinner table, with some fish swimming across the screen, but since everybody owned computers that didn't help.

April returned, carrying a tray with two cups filled with hot water and an assortment of tea bags. I glanced at her hands as she put down the tray; she wasn't wearing any rings. I picked a container labeled peppermint, extracted the tea bag and dunked it in my cup.

“The last time I saw Uncle Gerry was two years ago,” April said, offering me milk and sugar, which I declined. She continually brushed her red hair back from her freckled face. Was her complexion suited to suntan country? “After I finished college,” she continued, “I flew to the east coast for some job interviews and visited him at Silver Acres. He seemed to be quite happy there.”

“I believe he was,” I said. “I know this is a personal question, but were you surprised that you were included in his will?”

“I was zapped. I had never given it a thought. It was…very nice of him.”

“You are the only person in his will.”

“I believe my older brother and I are Uncle Gerry's only living relatives. He is ten years older than I am and lives in Boston.”

“Your parents…?”

“They're both dead. My mother died when I was young. My father died four years ago when I was in college. I inherited this house from them. Uncle Gerry's money will help me do some much-needed maintenance. And maybe bring the furniture up to date.” She waved her arm to encompass the room.

“What kind of work do you do?”

“I'm a computer programmer; actually, I'm called a software engineer, but it's the same thing.”

“I've read that those jobs pay very well.”

April smiled an infectious smile. “They do. Listen.” She bounced up from where she had been sitting on the edge of a chair. “I need to run some errands. Would you like to come with me? We can talk about Uncle Gerry on the way.”

Why not? I didn't bother to point out that I hadn't finished my tea yet. The one-car garage held that enigma, a sport utility vehicle. Why everybody liked them I didn't know since most of them were driven primarily to work and they got poor gas mileage. I was good, however, and didn't ask her whether she had actually used the four-wheel-drive or driven it off a paved road.

April drove briskly and I was glad I had my seatbelt fastened. When another car cut in front of her, forcing her to slam on her brakes, she swore at the driver and then apologized to me.

“You should thank him,” I said. “He's paying you a compliment.”

“Huh?”

“Look at it this way. When he made you take action to avoid him he put his life in your hands. So in effect he's saying that he trusts that you are a good driver.”

April laughed. “I'll remember that next time I feel like plowing into somebody.”

Between stops at the dry cleaners, the bank, the supermarket and assorted other places, we carried on a running conversation about Gerald. I told her all I knew about Gerald's life at Silver Acres.

April said, “I was 20 when Uncle Gerry moved to North Carolina. Before that, I had lived close to him all my life. My mother was his niece. Although I don't have much memory of her I suspect that he looked at her as the daughter he never had. When she died he transferred his affection to me. He was always doing things for me, buying me things. He even helped pay for my college education. I guess I shouldn't have been so surprised about his will.

“I wanted to go back for his memorial service, but the company I work for didn't consider him a close enough relative to give me time off and the airlines weren't too keen on giving me a bereavement fare, either.”

April parked and dashed into a store. She did everything at top speed, including talking. When she returned I asked, “Do you play bridge?”

“Yes. In fact Uncle Gerry taught me how to play.” She giggled. “I played a lot in college-when I should have been studying.”

I told her about the hand Gerald held when he died.

“Thirteen diamonds! Wow, that's fantastic. I never had a hand like that.”

“Neither have I.”

I was about to tell her that the hand had been a fraud and lead in to the possibility that Gerald had been murdered-she seemed to have a level head on her shoulders and I thought she could take it-when she said, “You know, Uncle Gerry was dealt a hand like that once before.”

I was immediately all ears. “Thirteen diamonds?”

“Yes. It was a long time ago, before I was born. But he used to talk about it all the time. And the strange thing was, he considered it to be bad luck, not good luck.”

“Why was that?”

“Because the man who was his partner when he got the hand was killed in an auto accident two days later.”

“Did he ever tell you the name of the man who was killed?”

“If he ever mentioned it, I have forgotten it.”

“How about any of the other people he was playing with that night.”

April shook her head as she drove through a light that had turned pink.

I told her about my theory concerning Gerald's death, hoping that it wouldn't make her driving any more exciting than it already was. The news naturally upset her and she asked questions. This led to a discussion of the shellfish and I asked if she knew about his allergy.

“It doesn't ring a bell. I guess it wasn't something he talked about every day.”

“Have you heard of a professor named Maxwell Harrington?”

“No.”

I decided not to tell April about the possibility that Gerald had appropriated Dr. Harrington's work as his own. Instead, I asked, “Do you know of anybody-associates, friends, acquaintances-who had a reason to dislike him?”

She thought about this for a while but couldn't come up with any names.

Before we returned to her house she drove me to the beach where we took a stroll near the pier. A hotel there featured bungalows on the pier, sitting directly above the water. Various types of people walked, ran or biked on the path by the beach, including a man with a dark tan wearing a long, flowing Indian headdress and little else, especially in back.

April laughed when I did a double-take at his retreating backside and said, “So you still look at buns.”

“I’m not dead yet.”

We returned to her house; I helped her carry in groceries and told her that I was expecting a call from Sandra at noon to confirm when the touring trio should pick me up. April asked where they were and I told her.

“I love the San Diego Zoo!” she gushed. “And I haven't been there for ages. Have you ever been to the Zoo?”

“Yes, but not for a long time.” I had gone with my husband, Milt, and Albert, when Albert was young.

“It's been greatly improved. You've got to see it again. Why don't we go right now?”

“We'll miss Sandra's call. And there's no guarantee we'll run into them there. It's a big place.”

“I'll put a message on my answering machine telling them where we are and to meet us at the entrance at four. It will take them that long to see it all, anyway.”

Modern technology is wonderful when you use it properly. April changed the message and then decided she had to change her clothes. She put on another T-shirt that was too short; it didn't reach her navel. When she came close to me I saw that the reason her navel looked funny was because she had a ring in it. Ouch! I'd heard of other places where girls wore rings that would have shocked my friends at Silver Acres. April also had on a red miniskirt with a slit. As if it needed that.

However, I caught her enthusiasm. Suddenly I wanted to go to the zoo more than anything else.

***

We ran into the others beside the mountain goat exhibit. Mountain goats rank high among my favorite creatures; they exemplify freedom to me by being able to bound effortlessly up and down the steepest cliffs. I, myself, have acrophobia and prefer to stay in the valleys.

Sandra and Mark held hands. With his free hand Mark pushed a sleeping Winston in a rented stroller. I introduced April to Sandra and we joined forces. It was one of those beautiful sunny days, for which Southern California is famous. Fortunately, the dry air kept the heat in check and the tree-lined paths and roads provided some shade.

I walked much farther than I usually do, even negotiating the hills without much trouble. When I got tired we took the bus tour and saw even more. The animals were well cared for and the zoo was clean. Some of the rarer animals no longer existed in the wild and the San Diego Zoo played an important part in preserving them.

When I absolutely couldn't walk any more I suggested that we all eat dinner together. April asked if she could bring her boyfriend and I let her call him on my cell phone. We met him at a pizza place. Pizza wasn't served at Silver Acres and my mouth watered for some pepperoni.

April's boyfriend was named Ron. He looked like a beach boy, with his long blond hair and deep tan. A surfboard fastened to the top of his old car completed the picture. He wore cut-off jeans and a shirt with the sleeves also cut off. It's a good thing we weren't dining at Tres Chic. He did not emanate the aura of a job. It appeared that he had a sugar mama in April.

We hadn't left the animals at the zoo. The pizza place was full of screaming young humans; apparently a birthday party was in progress. In order to have a prayer of hearing any conversation I insisted we sit in the corner farthest from the ordering counter.

When the pizzas came, everybody dug in with youthful appetites. Even Winston ate small pieces fed to him by Sandra and made it clear he wanted more. He gravely watched the children racing around but didn't take part in the noise-making. He was a cut above that sort of nonsense. As a doting great-grandmother, I predicted a bright future for him.

The other four adults also drank beer, in addition to eating pizza, but Sandra just sipped hers, as she attended to her motherly duties.

When the pace of eating slowed down, Mark said, “Lillian, Sandy filled me in a bit on what you're doing here. When you took advantage of me in the bar you didn't tell me you were investigating a murder.”

“I didn't know whether it was a murder,” I said. “In fact I still don't.”

“From what you've told me,” April said, “it looks very suspicious. Since I'm almost the only surviving member of Uncle Gerry's family, I owe it to him to get to the bottom of this. I'll help you in any way I can.”

And because Uncle Gerry was very kind to you in his will, I thought. I thanked her.

Mark said, “I was a little flip when you asked me whether I could recognize the lady who bought the lobster. I didn't take your question seriously. I've thought more about it; if I could get a good look at her and perhaps hear her speak, I might be able to identify her.”

“I appreciate your honesty,” I said. “Maybe we can work something out when we get back home.” With a little help from my friends, I might be able to put together a case yet.

“Have a police lineup,” April said. “Put those old ladies up against the wall. Excuse me, Mrs. Morgan, no offense intended. I don't consider you to be old.”

“No offense taken.” Her eyesight must be poor. She showed more enthusiasm for this detective business than Sandra did. Too bad she lived in California.

The conversation moved on to other subjects, including women's fashions. although Mark and Ron didn't seem to have much in common, they agreed that miniskirts were a good thing.

“In addition to my other questionable skills,” Mark said, “I write a bit of verse once in a while, when a subject moves me enough. Does anybody know who Mary Quant is?”

To my surprise, I was the only one with an answer. I said, “Mary Quant invented-or designed, if you will-the first miniskirts.”

“Right! Anyway, I wrote a poem about her, which I will now recite.”

Sandra was feeding Winston, apparently ignoring the conversation. I wondered how she was taking this, since April was the one wearing a miniskirt, not her. I tried to flash Mark a warning with my eyes, but he was looking at April.

“Let's give three cheers for Mary Quant who knows just what the people want.

What's that? You don't remember her?

Well, she created quite a stir, and controversy-yes, a binful, with fashions that some thought were sinful.

'Twas nineteen-hundred-sixty-eight; her minis stormed the Golden Gate.

For she designed the miniskirt, with which each coed soon was girt.

It took America by storm and made us all feel really warm.

It brought elation to the eye of every woman-loving guy, and was the swinging, swaying pal of every freedom-loving gal.

For garterbelts and crinolines, sometimes held up by safety pins, had been replaced by pantyhose, or just a suntan, heaven knows.

For guys the mini left revealed the wonders skirts had long concealed.

For gals the mini marked the hour of breaking out and taking power.

It helped to foster new relations between the sexes in all nations.

It brought world peace; it was a star!

What's that? You think I've gone too far?

Well, anyway, it doesn't hurt, so lets enjoy the miniskirt.”

CHAPTER 15

Sandra was still asleep when I woke up the next morning, but Winston was standing in his crib, ready for action. I changed his diaper and fed him a bottle-I was getting pretty good at this-then took him outside in the morning sun.

I had babysat with Winston again the night before. The four young people had gone out together and Sandra had come in late again. Now, Winston and I explored the parking lot of the motel while we let her sleep. After a while I took him back inside because I was hungry and wanted to give her a nudge.

She was just waking up. She didn't seem to be her usual cheery self as she went into the bathroom. When she came out she said, “What's the matter with men?”

I didn't have a quick answer for that one so I kept quiet. After some chitchat about Winston and other minor topics, she said, “Mark spent most of the evening talking to April. It was as if I didn't exist.”

“You should know by now that Mark talks to everybody. He's a friendly person. You don't have anything to worry about. April already has a boyfriend.”

“Surfer dude Ron? He's a nonentity.”

I couldn't disagree with that. I shut up and decided to let her funk run its course.

I had received a message from Tess stating that nobody named Harrington lived at Silver Acres. However, I had Benny's home telephone number; I decided to give him a call. After we greeted each other I said, “Do you remember the name of Maxwell Harrington's wife?”

After a pause Benny said, “I'm afraid I don't. Is that important?”

“It might be.”

“I believe his son still lives in San Diego. I think he's a dentist. Hang on while I get a phone book.”

I hung on, hoping he would come up with a name. I didn't relish having to search through county marriage records. Besides, I didn't even know where Maxwell had gotten married.

Benny came back on the line and said, “Dr. Michael Harrington is his name. He has an office right here in La Jolla. Probably specializes in tooth problems of the rich.”

He gave me a telephone number and address. I immediately dialed the number and a cheery female voice answered. I asked about office hours today-Saturday. The cheery female voice said that they went until noon but that Dr. Harrington had no openings. Could she make an appointment for me? I said that all I needed was five minutes of his time and that I would come in and wait until he was free. She began some well-rehearsed arguments, but I told her in a voice as cheery as hers that I would be right there; then I hung up.

***

As I sat in Dr. Harrington's waiting room, thumbing through an old issue of Cosmopolitan, I tried to work on my story. I certainly couldn't tell him I was investigating a murder.

Sandra, Mark and Winston had dropped me off and were looking at the interesting caves along the La Jolla beach. Although Sandra had been cool toward Mark during breakfast he was so relentlessly cheerful that I suspected he would soon be back in her good graces.

The cheery voice I had talked to on the phone belonged to a face and body I never would have associated with it. The woman of the voice was overweight, and although she couldn't be more than 50, I suspected that I was in better shape than she was. She finally condescended to let me have my five minutes with Dr. Harrington at quarter past twelve.

I met him in one of his dental procedure rooms, complete with reclining chair and instruments used for oral torture. He still had a patient in the next room, for whom he was mixing something in a small container. His colorful sport shirt, long hair and mustache were perhaps intended to make him look younger than his forty-some years. They succeeded in disguising the fact that he was a dentist.

I introduced myself. He looked at me when he said hello, asked what he could do for me and then turned back to his mixture. Realizing that I wasn't going to get any more of his attention than this, I said, “I'm sorry to take up your time. But I have a friend in the Economics Department at the UC campus here-uh, Benny Tokamatsu.”

“I don't know anybody who's in the department now,” Dr. Harrington said without turning his head. “It's been a long time since my father taught there.”

“But he remembers your father. He was a student when your father…when your father was there.”

“As far as I'm concerned, those days are best forgotten. What is your interest in my father, Ms…?”

“Lillian.”

“Lillian.”

Sometimes honesty is the best policy. “I knew Gerald Weiss.” Dr. Harrington seemed to miss a beat with his stirring, but he didn't say anything. “I was looking through his papers at Dr. Tokamatsu's office when I came across a draft copy of the book, Fiat Money Madness. On the title page it had Gerald's name and it also had your father's name.”

Dr. Harrington snapped his head around to face me. He said, “Can you wait another 15 minutes until I finish with my patient?”

“Yes.”

He ushered me into a small office that contained a desk and no dental equipment. There was a single chair at the desk and he motioned for me to sit there. I actually waited about 20 minutes for him to return. A picture of a young boy and girl sat on the desk. So did a picture of a woman, who looked wife-like. I looked around for more pictures, but didn't see any.

Dr. Harrington came bustling in, looking somewhat agitated, sat down on the edge of the desk and said, “Where did you say you were from…Lillian?”

I hadn't said. “North Carolina.”

“Is that where you knew Dr. Weiss?”

“Yes.”

“I heard that he died. From something very strange. A food allergy, I think.”

“He was allergic to shellfish. It was a long-time problem. I don't suppose your parents ever mentioned it.”

“No. But I remember meeting him a few times. I was a teenager when Fiat Money Madness was published. Dad had been working on a book, but I never heard a title. He suffered a stroke just before Fiat Money Madness was published. I dimly remember my mother being very upset about something-not just my Dad's condition-but I was fuzzy about the details at the time. Thinking back, it probably had to do with the book.”

“What is your mother's name?”

“Ellen. Maybe you know her. Do you live at the Silver Acres Retirement Community?”

“Yes.” There was no point in denying it. “I know an

Ellen Tooner.”

“That's her. That's my mom. She remarried after Dad died. Now my stepdad's dead, too, of course.” Dr. Harrington became lost in thought for a minute. “What are you planning to do with the information you found out about my father?”

“Nothing. I'm just a retired mathematics professor, not an economist. When Benny-Dr. Tokamatsu-told me you were living here in La Jolla I thought you ought to know, if you didn't already. He seemed reluctant to tell you, himself. I guess he was afraid you'd stir up ghosts.”

Dr. Harrington fingered his mustache. “I suppose I could stir up something. My mother didn't because she was too busy taking care of my father, and probably because she didn't like to cause trouble. But if I brought it up now half the economists in the country would vilify me. I guess I'm like my mother in that respect; I'm living a pretty good life and I don't want it to change.”

“Dr. Harrington, I'd like to ask you a question that's a little bit off the subject. Do you play bridge?”

“Yes, I do.”

“Did your parents play bridge?”

“They taught me how to play.”

“Did they ever play bridge with Gerald Weiss and his wife?”

“There was a faculty bridge group; they met at our house from time to time. I'm sure Dr. and Mrs. Weiss were part of it.”

“Gerald-Dr. Weiss-was playing bridge when he died. In fact, now I remember that your mother was sitting at his table. He had just been dealt a very unusual hand-13 diamonds.”

“Wow! I never had a hand like that.” His surprise seemed genuine.

“Somebody told me that Dr. Weiss had been dealt 13 diamonds once before. Do you remember your parents ever mentioning that?”

“No, I don't.”

I decided to shut up; I was beginning to sound like an interrogator. I thanked Dr. Harrington for his time. He thanked me for telling him about the book. I gathered that this may have supplied a missing piece to his perception of his father's life.

As I walked out of his office I wondered if his good life was about to change. I liked him and didn't wish him any ill fortune. It occurred to me that I could help to keep it from changing by doing nothing. Perhaps justice had already been served. An eye for an eye.

Nobody wanted me to be involved, anyway. Albert didn't. Tess didn't. Carol Grant didn't. The ladies of the lunch committee-the former lunch committee-didn’t. Why not just forget the whole thing?

Sandra, Winston and Mark impatiently waited for me in the parking lot. We had the rest of the day to enjoy ourselves in Southern California since we weren't flying home until the next day. I resolved to have some fun.

CHAPTER 16

“Okay, Tess, are you ready to review the evidence to date?”

“Ready when you are.”

Tess sat on my couch with her yellow pad, her pen poised for writing. We had just returned from our Monday morning water aerobics class and the endorphins flowed in our bodies. Or maybe acid flowed in our stomachs. Tess had decided that I was incorrigible and would never drop the case, so she saw her job as trying to keep me out of trouble. I poured her a cup of coffee, which she promptly smothered with cream and sugar. I poured myself a cup and left it black.

“Let's start with Gerald's will. First, he left $500,000 to Silver Acres.”

“A goodly sum of money. And people have been known to kill for an inheritance, but in this case that would be weird because the money is going to a nonprofit organization.”

“Right. Next, he's leaving $100,000 to his grandniece, who is apparently supporting a surfer. But she inherited the house she lives in and makes big bucks-or at least big compared to what our generation made. I did some chatting with her surfer boyfriend and asked him whether April had had a vacation recently-very innocently, as if I were concerned for her health. He said no, not for six months. She has taken some business trips, but nothing to North Carolina. There's no evidence that she has been here during the last two years or that she has any connection with anyone here.”

“Besides,” Tess said, making a note, “from what you've said about her, in some ways you wish she were your granddaughter instead of Sandra.”

I laughed. “Well, Sandra could use an attitude adjustment in regard to men. The other significant provision of Gerald's will-actually, an attachment-is forgiving Dora a $25,000 loan. Dora told me she didn't know about Gerald's forgiveness provision, which is actually more incriminating than if she had known about it. And from the way she almost fainted when I mentioned it, I believe it was a complete surprise to her.”

“And you said Gerald's copy of the note mysteriously disappeared.”

“I don't know how mysterious it was but the lawyer said he hadn't found it. Anyway, the fact that she owed Gerald money gives Dora a theoretical motive. Let's move on to other evidence. Ida-I believe the word is, allegedly-sleeping with Wesley, our beloved bridge leader. If Gerald had found out and threatened to tell Wesley's wife…”

“Now it sounds like a soap opera.” Tess made more notes. “Wesley could be an assistant or an accessory, or something. Instead of narrowing down the motives and suspects, it seems like they're expanding.”

“I know,” I admitted. “I guess I'm not cut out for this detective business. I prefer everything to be mathematically precise. And there's one more thing that I've only just touched on with you. Ellen used to live in San Diego and was married to an economist who worked with Gerald. And…Gerald apparently took credit for work Ellen's husband had done that helped Gerald get the Nobel Prize.”

“Aha! The plot thickens, as they say. So there's a revenge motive for Ellen. Didn't you say you talked to Ellen's son in San Diego? I wonder how she likes that.”

It didn't take us long to find out. A few minutes later the phone rang; it was Ellen. She got right to the point. “My son said that you talked to him.”

I admitted it.

“How dare you sneak around behind my back? How dare you talk to my son as if I were a murderer?”

“I didn't say you were a murderer. I didn't even say that a murder had been committed. But I did tell him something that you had neglected to, namely that his father, your husband, got screwed by Gerald. And, while we're on the subject, you conveniently forgot to tell me and others that you knew Gerald from before Silver Acres.”

“It was none of your damned business. I'm going to sue the pants off you for accusing me of murder.”

“I'm not accusing you of murder. You're the one who's doing that. Look, Ellen, the smartest thing you can do right now is bring everything about your relationship with Gerald out in the open. Until you do that there are people who will be suspicious of you.”

The silence lengthened and I wondered whether she was still there. Then she said, “And just who should I confess to?”

“Me.” I realized that probably wouldn't sell so I added, “And Tess. She's a neutral observer.”

“She's your friend.”

“True, but she's trying to keep me from flying off the deep end. I'll tell you what; come on over to my place for lunch.”

***

Typically, when I made lunch for myself, I would throw together a sandwich or a bowl of soup and be done with it. But Tess and I decided to do it up right. We took a quick trip to the supermarket and then, between her cooking ability and my talent for baking we prepared a feast, with a salmon dish, Caesar salad, hot rolls and apple pie for dessert.

Ellen arrived, wearing a red jacket over a white blouse, and blue slacks. I had to admit that she was one of the better looking women at Silver Acres, even with her dyed hair, but you have to understand that if we had held a beauty contest nobody would have won.

Tess had counseled me against firing questions at Ellen as soon as she walked in the door, on the theory that she might be more open with us on a full stomach. We ate at my small table, which seats four comfortably-but no more-and talked about trivial things.

As the meal progressed I used my growing powers of observation to note Ellen's body language. I could see her relax; her muscles lost their tenseness and her shoulders settled perceptibly, like an over-inflated tire when you let some of the air out.

She started talking while eating apple pie a la mode. “I met Max when we were both graduate students at the University of Michigan. We got married two weeks after he received his Ph. D. His first job was teaching at a small college in Ohio, but then he was offered a job at the University of California at San Diego. We were thrilled because both of us had always wanted to live in California.”

Ellen stopped talking and ate a piece of pie. “I love apple pie,” she said.

I glanced at Tess; she gave me a signal to keep quiet.

“At first I taught high school,” Ellen continued, “but then I started having children and quit teaching. I didn't teach again until my youngest boy-Michael-started school.

“After Max had been at UCSD a few years, Gerald joined the faculty. Max and Gerald hit it off immediately. They collaborated on several papers that were published in various places. Then they decided to write a book together.”

“ Fiat Money Madness,” I blurted out before Tess' warning look could stop me.

“That's right.” Ellen nodded and savored a spoonful of real vanilla ice cream. When you get to be our age you can treat yourself once in a while without feeling guilty. “They both thought it had a lot of potential. They divided up the chapters…they worked very well together.”

Ellen said the last in an ironic tone. She looked as if she was about to say something more, but then she paused and sipped her coffee. She swallowed and continued, “Just when the book was about ready for publication Max had his stroke. He became completely incapacitated. Gerald was sympathetic and said he would handle everything regarding the book.

“I let him do it; I was overwhelmed with taking care of Gerald and teaching. I still had kids in school and I had to have money coming in. Max did receive a modest advance for the book. He had already signed the publishing contract when he got sick. I was looking forward to seeing the book in print. But when I saw my first copy I was completely shocked.”

“Because Max's name wasn't on it,” I said.

“ There was no mention of Max anywhere in the book.” Ellen looked from one of us to the other, her eyes blazing, her body shaking, reliving the moment from the past.

An awkward pause ensued; I didn't know what to say. Finally, Tess asked, “Did Max receive royalties?”

“Yes, over the next several years he…I received royalty checks, but they were never large. If you know anything about the writing business you know that very few people make a living from it.”

I knew. “Did you confront Gerald?” I asked.

“Of course. He had the audacity to claim that Max's contribution hadn't been that great. He said Max was getting half of the royalties and that I should be satisfied with that.”

“But none of the credit,” I said.

“I should have sued him, of course, but I didn't have the heart-or the time-or the energy. When he received his Nobel Prize I wouldn't go to the dinner at the University honoring him and I never did congratulate him.”

“I'm curious about one thing,” Tess said. “How did you and Gerald both end up at Silver Acres?”

Ellen laughed, shortly. “I see now that I made a mistake. Gerald came here first, after his wife died. I was still working, still putting kids through school. After Michael, the last one, graduated from dental school I told them, “Okay, you're on your own.” I stayed in our house for a few more years, but it was too big, too lonesome.

“Believe it or not, one of the reasons I came here was because Gerald picked it. Whatever else I can say about him, he always did his homework, so I figured that if he had selected Silver Acres it must be a good place. I thought I could put the past behind me and coexist with him.”

“And play bridge with him just the way you used to,” I said.

Ellen smiled a grim smile. “I suppose so.”

“Was Gerald the one who was dealt the hand of 13 diamonds you saw once before?”

“I'm sorry?” Ellen looked blank.

“You told me that you had seen a hand of 13 diamonds dealt once before, a long time ago.”

“Not me. You must be thinking of somebody else.”

All right, play that game, I thought. I had another point to make. I said, “Back when Max and Gerald were working together, you must have invited each other over for dinner.” Ellen's expression became guarded so I continued, quickly, “So you obviously knew about his allergy to shellfish.”

Ellen pushed her chair back from the table and stood up. “I have to go,” she said, coldly. “Thank you for lunch.” She marched past us and out the door, without looking back.

Tess watched the door close behind her and then got up and retrieved her yellow pad. She riffled through several pages, stopped at one and said, “When you talked to Ellen on the croquet course she told you that she didn't know about Gerald's allergy to shellfish because they weren't close friends.”

I said, “I think we're seeing a pattern of lying here.”

CHAPTER 17

“Thank you for inviting me, Lillian,” Mark said as he and Sandra and I lined up to be seated in the Silver Acres dining room. “This place looks very elegant.”

Elegant may have been too strong a word, but the food was nourishing and there were tablecloths on the tables. I figured Mark was a starving student, even though he had somehow managed to scrounge together enough money to fly to San Diego, and so any place where he could get a free meal would look elegant to him.

I hoped that Sandra could see past his current penury, because of course after he obtained his graduate degree his earning power would be substantial. I liked Mark, even though Sandra still seemed to have reservations about him.

Winston had been entrusted to Grampa Albert for a few hours. Albert made a good grandfather and enjoyed his time together with Winston, but like me he wanted to be able to love him and then leave him with his mother.

I asked the student waitress to seat us in a corner. My reasoning was that we would be able to look at other diners without being obvious about it. We read our menus and carried on light conversation while I scanned the dining room with one eye.

After I saw two of the people I was looking for come in with separate groups, I figured it was time for us to go to he salad bar. I led us by way of the table where Ida had just been seated with another lady, who I didn't know.

“Hello, Ida,” I said, breezily, as we came to her table. “I hope we'll see you at bridge club tomorrow.” I had volunteered to be Wesley's assistant with the bridge club, and one of my jobs was to count how many people would be attending each meeting so that we would know how many tables we would have and whether the number of players was divisible by four.

Ida responded affirmatively, and I said, “I'd like you to meet my granddaughter, Sandra and her boyfriend, Mark.” Both of them shook hands with Ida, who then introduced us to her dinner partner, whose name I didn't quite catch.

From there we went on to a table where Dora was sitting with two other women. I went through the same process with Dora, who said that she would be attending bridge club. Then the three of us continued to the salad bar, filled our plates and returned to our table. I noticed that Mark filled his plate to overflowing. During the meals he had eaten with us in San Diego he had not stinted on food.

As we dove into our salads Mark shook his head. “The first one is too big,” he said, “and the second is too little.”

“I thought we all looked alike to you,” I teased.

He grinned and said, “I'm never going to live that down, am I?”

Well, if Mark hadn't delivered the lobster to Ida or Dora, could he have delivered it to Harriet or Ellen? Their body sizes were both between those of Ida and Dora. Neither had yet made an appearance in the dining room.

During the main course our conversation turned to Gerald's bridge hand of 13 diamonds. When I explained to Mark that it had been a fraud and wondered out loud how the decks could have been switched, he said, “In addition to my other dubious talents, I'm somewhat of a magician and have practiced sleight-of-hand. Maybe we can figure out how it was done. Tell me the exact sequence of events in dealing a bridge hand.”

“The dealer deals all the cards, one at a time, starting with the person to his left and moving clockwise around the table.”

“His left or her left,” Sandra said. She still worried about sexist pronouns.

“Before that,” Mark said. “Where does the dealer get the cards?”

I had to think about that. “Ordinarily, the cards are shuffled by the player to the dealer's left, who then places the deck on the table at the dealer's left hand. The dealerperson picks up the cards and offers them to the person on his/her right to cut. After the cards are cut the dealer deals them.”

Mark got a chuckle out of my phrasing, even if Sandra didn't. He said, “So three people actually handle the cards before the deal. And I believe you said this was the first deal of the afternoon so the cards must have just been taken out of a box.”

“Actually, the cards were sitting on the table already. Wesley, our president, took the decks out of the box when he set up the tables.”

“But they were shuffled afterward, so that eliminates Wesley from the picture. Since this was the first hand, the activities you just mentioned: shuffle, cut and deal must have happened one right after another, bang-bang-bang.”

“True.”

Mark scratched his head. “Gerald was the dealer. Tell me who was sitting to the left and right of Gerald.”

“Ida sat on his left and Ellen, whom you haven't met yet, sat on his right.”

“Two ladies. Actually, in a case like this it would have been easier for one of the two other than the dealer to make the switch. And the fact that they are ladies actually gives them an advantage.”

“I don't see why being ladies gives them an advantage,” Sandra said.

“Because ladies carry purses. In addition, Gerald, as the dealer, would have attention focused on him while he was dealing, making it difficult for him to dispose of the switched deck. Here is a possible scenario: One of the two ladies, either the shuffler or the cutter, has another deck and a purse sitting in her lap. At the crucial moment she creates a diversion, directing people's attention away from her, sweeps the deck from the table into her purse and substitutes the other deck, all in the blink of an eye if she's been practicing.”

“Wouldn't the person making the switch need an accomplice to create the diversion?” Sandra asked.

“Probably not. Because timing is so critical it's better for the switcher to create the diversion herself because she knows exactly when to do it. All she has to do is to say something that gets people to look away from her.”

Our young waitress arrived to take our dessert orders. She offered us a choice of cake, ice cream or fruit. I usually ordered an apple or an orange, figuring that I ate enough rich desserts of my own baking.

Mark said, “Does the cake taste as good as you look?”

The girl smiled, self-consciously, and drawled, in a local accent, “It tastes yummy. I had some, myself.”

Sandra frowned and I surmised that Mark's engaging manner with women was still a sticking point with her.

While we waited for dessert, I took the kids on the rest of our rounds. We went to the table where Ellen sat with another woman. I was concerned about how she would receive me so I just said, “Ellen, I'm taking a count of bridge players for tomorrow. Are you planning to be there?”

She said yes without smiling so I didn't introduce Sandra and Mark. We went to the table where Harriet and two other women were eating. She also said that she would be present at the bridge club. I did introduce Sandra and Mark to her and we got introduced to her dinner mates, in turn.

Before we left, I said, “By the way, Harriet, would you like to be my partner tomorrow? I think it's a good idea to change partners once in a while and I've always wanted to play with you.”

“I'd like that very much,” Harriet said. “I usually played with Gerald while he…was alive. Since then I've been playing with Laura. Confidentially,” she lowered her voice as though people were listening, “I don't like the way she bids.”

“We'll sic Tess on her,” I said. “Tess will straighten her out.”

When we returned to our table I glanced at Mark to get his reaction. He said, “I can't eliminate either one of them on the basis of size. I'd like to see them stand up.”

“If we wait long enough, they'll do that,” I said. “What about hair color?” Ellen had reddish-brown hair; Harriet's hair was white.

“Remember, the woman I delivered the lobster to wore a sun hat that completely covered her hair. If she had any loose ends sticking out I didn't notice them.”

I ordered coffee and we dawdled over dessert. Finally, the ladies in question did stand up and leave, one at a time. Mark's final judgment after he watched them was that he could have delivered the lobster to either one of them.

CHAPTER 18

On Wednesday morning I told Tess that I wanted to play with Harriet as a partner for that afternoon's bridge session, instead of her. She could play with Laura, Harriet's usual partner. Tess acquiesced, knowing I was up to something.

As part of my assistantship to Wesley I numbered the partnerships and set up a schedule so that each partnership played a certain number of hands against every other partnership during the course of the afternoon. Wesley was glad to let me do this because as a retired CPA his forte was rows and columns of numbers, not logic.

I needed two things to happen for my plan to work. One was out of my control, namely that Ida and Ellen were still partners. I could have asked Ida at dinner the night before but when I talked to her I hadn't put my plan together yet. That came after Mark expounded on deck-switching techniques. And even though I had talked to Ellen after that I wasn't about to ask her. Since Ellen and Ida had been partners for at least two years, the odds were in my favor.

The other thing, which I had at least partial control over, was that when Harriet and I played against Ida and Ellen, we would play at the same table and in the same positions as the day of Gerald's death. I was substituting for Gerald.

I arrived at the recreation room early and found Joe Turner, the handsome facilities manager, busily measuring with a retractable tape measure. He had his back to me and I self-consciously patted my hair and wished I didn't look like an old lady.

I tried to think of a clever way to start a conversation, but what came out was, “Are you going to enlarge the room to hold more bridge tables?”

Joe chuckled and turned toward me, saying, “No, we're actually going to replace some of the heating ducts below the floor, but since I don't feel like crawling around down there I'm measuring up here. Something like the guy who loses his wallet in an alley but looks for it underneath a streetlight because the light is better there.”

I fumbled for a riposte, but before I could come up with one the other bridge players began to arrive. Joe took his clipboard and tape measure and left; I hadn't even introduced myself.

I went to work, assigning numbers to each partnership and giving them their schedules. Fortunately, Ida confirmed that she and Ellen were playing together. I gave her the number and schedule I had prearranged for them.

My plan was to have the critical match-up occur in the middle of the session. It was easier to do then than at the beginning and I didn't think the timing mattered, especially since we weren't eating lunch first.

When the time came, Harriet and I were already seated at the key table from the previous round. I occupied Gerald's chair and Harriet sat where she had been on the fatal day.

I signaled Tess, who sat at another table, during the changeover and she started talking to Ellen to delay her for a minute. I had told her she could apologize to Ellen for my behavior at lunch on Monday, if she wanted to, but I couldn't hear what she actually said.

As Ida ambled over to our table she headed toward the wrong chair. I said, “Ida, sit over here so you can legally shuffle this deck, since Ellen has been waylaid.” I dealt first, just as Gerald had done, and I wanted Ida to shuffle, just as she had done.

Ida complied with my request. A minute later Ellen came over and sat down in her assigned seat and placed her purse in her lap. She didn't look at me. Ida finished shuffling the cards and placed the deck on the table to my left. At that point could she have created a diversion and switched the cards? Possibly. Although Ida was a bit clumsy and it was difficult to picture her doing anything that required sleight-of-hand. And if she had accomplished the switch, Gerald would have had to deal the cards without Ellen cutting the deck, which was unlikely.

I picked up the deck and placed it on the table to my right, inviting Ellen to cut. She cut the cards neatly and efficiently. I had always admired her dexterity, as demonstrated by the smoothness of her shuffling technique. As she cut I heard a voice in my mind call out: “Those napkins are going to catch on fire!”

That's what somebody from this table had yelled just before Gerald had started choking-just before the hand had been dealt. I was sure of the timing because I, as the dealer at another table, had been about to deal the first hand, also. And I was 95 percent sure Ellen had been the yeller.

As I picked up the deck I reviewed the situation: Ellen sat facing the table where the lunch had been served. She was also the farthest person from the table in the room. The warning had focused the attention of everybody in the room on the table-and away from Ellen.

I could picture her sliding the deck into the purse on her lap and replacing it with another deck, using both hands in one quick movement. She had the kind of deftness that would have made it easy for her. And during the momentary confusion nobody would have noticed.

Ellen had been sending a signal to Gerald. She was telling him that trouble was going to follow, just as it had that time long ago when Gerald had been dealt 13 diamonds. To be specific, Ellen was telling Gerald that she was his killer! As soon as he started to choke it must have become clear to him-but by that time it was too late for him to do anything about it.

“Lillian, are you in a fog? Come on, deal the cards. We don't have all afternoon.”

Ida's booming voice brought me back to the present and I sheepishly did as she requested. I stole a glance at Ellen sitting there, so calm, being very careful to ignore me, knowing I harbored bad thoughts about her. Yes, she had the kind of temperament that allowed her to do something like that and not have it bother her afterward.

I finished dealing the hand and for a brief moment I wondered if history was going to repeat itself. I knew it was foolish because I had set up this reenactment, but what would happen if I picked up my cards and found 13 diamonds. I would probably have a heart attack right on the spot.

I very carefully turned over my cards and found, to my great relief, an ordinary hand with only three diamonds, all below the jack. In fact, the hand was so ordinary that I couldn't even bid with it. In disgust I said, “Pass.”

***

If I could prove that Ellen had switched the decks, maybe I could get her to confess to Gerald's murder. To obtain proof, I needed the help of somebody with certain skills. Mark might be that person. I called him when I got back to my apartment and, fortunately, caught him in. After I gave him a short explanation of what I wanted to do, he agreed enthusiastically. We made a date to meet for lunch the next day at my place.

A few minutes later my phone rang. I picked it up and said hello. A female voice said, “Hi, Mrs. Morgan, this is April.”

April? April, May, June…oh, April from San Diego. “Hello, April, how are you?”

“Fine. I'm in Raleigh.”

Raleigh-only a few miles along Interstate 40 from Chapel Hill. “What in the world are you doing in Raleigh?”

“I had to fly out here in a hurry to solve a problem for one of our best customers. I got it solved today and I just have to go in tomorrow morning for a couple of hours for a briefing session. Then I'll have some time to kill before my afternoon flight back to San Diego. I'd like to see you and find out how your investigation is going.”

“Can you come for lunch? Oh…do you have a car?”

“Yes to both questions.”

I gave her directions to my place and hung up the phone. Only then did I remember that Mark was coming for lunch too. And Sandra was attending a teacher's conference for a few days. I hoped I wasn't making trouble for her.

CHAPTER 19

April arrived first, sparkling and pretty in a very short skirt and a translucent blouse. Even if she had known that Mark was going to be here she couldn't have dressed in a way more certain to attract his attention.

She gave me a big hug and said, “I love your apartment. And something smells marvelous. I'm famished.”

“It's called welfare soup,” I said. “The name isn't elegant but it's nourishing. I put everything into it but the kitchen sink, including lots of vegetables, rice and ground beef, so if you're hungry it should fill a crack.” I was making it primarily for Mark, because he was always hungry.

When I told her that Mark would be joining us she said, “Great!” but I had the feeling she would have reacted the same way to Sandra. I filled her in on my suspicions concerning Ellen while she helped me in the kitchen. When she bent over to take an apple pie out of the oven I had to admit that her legs were almost as good as Sandra's. I remembered that she said she skated on in-line skates along the San Diego beaches.

Mark arrived, looking he-manly, in a T-shirt and shorts. He appeared delighted to see April and enfolded her in a bear hug. The knot that had started in my stomach tightened, and I had to remind myself that this was the hugging generation.

Lunch was a disaster. Not from a food perspective. Both Mark and April ate several bowls of the soup and asked for more. They matched each other, bowl for bowl, while gazing into each other's eyes, reminding me of the eating scene in the sixties movie, Tom Jones.

They carried on a giddy conversation and a strange phenomenon occurred. I have a skylight that the maintenance people put in my ceiling; it directs the sun's rays into my dining area, making it much brighter than it used to be. April sat in a location where these rays shone right through her blouse, highlighting her bra.

I tried to dismiss this from my stomach, telling myself that bra ads appeared daily in the newspaper, but then I noticed a spot on her bra that looked like a mole. This was not the bra-this was April's breast. And then I saw her nipple. The sun had penetrated her bra and the effect was terrifying.

While the ache in my gut grew, I wondered whether I should tell April to move or tuck a napkin into her blouse, but I couldn't bring myself to block Mark's enjoyment of the situation-he wasn't just gazing into her eyes-and April's pleasure at having his full attention.

Of course Mark had to have two pieces of pie. Finally, I got up to clear the table and the two rose to help. I said to Mark, “Maybe we should put off what I talked about doing.” I was having second thoughts.

It took him a moment to return his thinking to the original purpose of our get-together. He said, “No, tell me more about what you had in mind.”

I hesitated, looking at April, but she said, “If it's something to do with Uncle Gerry, I'd like to be in on it.”

I briefly outlined my plan. They didn't back out so we left my apartment and walked to where we could see the croquet course. Ellen and her teammate were warming up for a game, just as I had thought. I had checked the schedule the day before.

We didn't get very close because I didn't want Ellen to see me; we veered around the main building and over to the area where Ellen's apartment was located. Not a soul was in sight as we walked up to her door. I rang the bell, but I knew nobody was there.

Mark opened the bag he carried and said, “When I worked for a locksmith, we sometimes got calls from people who had locked themselves out of their cars, or, occasionally, their houses. When I took a look at your lock I could see that the locks here aren't complicated.”

He pulled several thin pieces of metal out of his bag and started playing with the lock. April and I acted as shields so that anybody in the vicinity wouldn't see what he was doing and I kept an eagle eye out for just such a person. I was very nervous, knowing that if we were caught I would be thrown out of Silver Acres and Mark and April would be arrested for breaking and entering, but they treated the whole thing as a prank.

I was amazed at how fast Mark opened the door. I think I had been secretly hoping he'd fail. I said, “Thanks, Mark. Now you kids get out of here so I don't drag you down with me.”

“No way,” April said. “Gerry was my uncle so I've got a bigger interest in this than you do. I'm going in.”

“How would it look if we deserted you now?” Mark asked, grinning. “When I worked with an electrician, he did most of his work without turning off the power because he said it saved time. But it also made the job more exciting. That's the way to live life-keep it hot.”

They both went into the apartment so I had to follow them. We were keeping it hot, all right. “We're looking for a deck of cards,” I said. “If Ellen was the one who switched the decks, she may still have the original deck.”

Ellen kept her apartment neat, as one would expect of a schoolteacher. A corkboard adorned one wall, with family pictures on it. The pictures were perfectly lined up and fastened to the board with colored pins. All the pins penetrated the board at exactly the same angle, like tipsy soldiers in formation.

I saw her purse on an end table by her couch; it was an obvious place to look but my pass through its contents produced nothing. April headed for the bedroom; Mark checked the closets. Fortunately, the apartments are small enough so they don't have a lot of hiding places. In ten minutes we had pretty much eliminated all of them.

We met back in the living room, having even covered the kitchen and bathroom. “I guess that's it,” I said, nervously. “We'd better leave.” I went to the door and surveyed the neighborhood; it was still clear.

“What's that?” April asked, pointing to a trap door in the ceiling.

“There's a crawl space between the roof and the ceiling,” I explained.

“Can it be used for storage?” Mark asked.

“Well, yes, I guess so, but it's difficult to get to, especially for us old folks.”

“I can reach it standing on this chair,” Mark said, dragging one of the wood-frame dining chairs to a spot underneath the door.

“No, Mark,” I said, “don't stand on the chair. It looks wobbly. You'll break your neck, or the chair, or both. Besides, you won't be high enough to look into the crawl space.”

“But the chair is stable enough for Mark to sit on,” April said. “With him providing a solid base I can safely climb onto his shoulders.”

“What?” I cried. “April, don't!”

But Mark had already sat in the chair and April took off her shoes and stepped up onto his thighs, with her hands on his shoulders. The bottom of her skirt was about at Mark's eye-level and inches from his face. Didn't girls have any modesty anymore? I hoped she was at least wearing underwear.

“It's okay,” April said. “I was a cheerleader in high school.”

That explained some things.

“Grab my ankles,” April said to Mark, who had already done so, partly in self-defense. “When I count to three lift me up onto your shoulders.”

Just like that. But Mark was big and strong and April probably didn't weigh more than 110 pounds. April helped by simultaneously pushing off with her feet against Mark's thighs and her hands against his shoulders. Of course Mark had to look up as he raised her above his head and I didn't want to know what he saw.

April couldn't stand up all the way because the ceiling intervened, but she managed to raise the door to the crawl space and then stand up, with her head above the ceiling.

As she stood in this precarious position, she lowered her head and said, “It's dark up there. I saw a flashlight in the headboard of the bed.”

There's nothing like planning ahead. “I'll get it,” I said, moving as fast as I could toward the bedroom. I didn't want this gymnastics exhibition to continue any longer than necessary. I returned and handed the flashlight to April, whose head disappeared into the crawl space.

Mark looked as if he was enjoying the situation; he adjusted his body to April's weight changes as she turned to look around her, and glanced up to check her…uh, stability.

After far too long a time for my mental and physical health, April lowered her head and said in a disappointed voice, “There's nothing up here except dust.”

She handed me the flashlight and replaced the door. When she ducked her head below the ceiling she slipped and came down off Mark's shoulders. Mark lost his grip on her ankles and his hands slid up her legs and underneath her skirt as he tried to get a hold, while she fell into his lap.

Her momentum carried them both off the chair and onto the floor, with Mark on top. April hit with a resounding thud. I gasped and feared the worst for her, but after the shock of the impact wore off, she laughed! Mark seemed to be all right, too. He slowly disentangled himself from her.

April was wearing panties, but they were so skimpy that I wondered why she bothered. She had a tattoo on her upper thigh; I couldn't make out what it was.

As she raised her head to get up, she said, “There's something under the couch.” She crawled over to it, reached out her hand and retrieved a deck of cards. She triumphantly handed it to me and said, “See, it was worth it.”

“Is that the deck?” Mark asked.

“It looks like the ones we play with,” I said, after a quick inspection. “I'll check with Wesley to make sure.”

“But even if it is, that's only circumstantial evidence. She might have bought those cards herself.”

“But Wesley buys his at a mail-order house, and I suspect the odds of anybody else doing that here at Silver Acres are slim.”

“Something like the odds against getting dealt 13 diamonds?” April asked. She was now on her feet and bouncing around as if nothing had happened.

“Not quite that bad,” I said. “Let's get out of here.” Then I took a look at the chair, which had fallen over along with the gymnasts. It had a cracked leg. We weren't going to get away with this, after all.

“We'll take it with us,” Mark said. “We can get it fixed and return it to Ellen anonymously.”

“I don't mind taking the cards,” I said, “because she'd never dare complain about those, but the chair…”

“We can't leave it because she might not see the crack and she might try to sit in it. I know a furniture repair place. I'll take it there.”

“But she'll miss it for sure…”

“One of the chairs to this set is being stored in the back of the closet to save room,” Mark said. “If we bring it out it will take her a while to figure out that one is missing-maybe long enough to allow us time to get it fixed.” He went into the closet and brought out the extra chair.

Mark had too much sense for someone his age. And too much integrity. When he mentioned the chair in the closet, my first thought was just to switch chairs and not take the broken one with us, but I found I couldn't suggest that in front of him. He picked up the broken chair and we left, hoping that if Ellen found her chair missing she wouldn't suspect me. We took a circuitous route to my apartment, but it probably wasn't necessary. Doesn't everybody carry a chair around with them?

***

“Lillian, I need to explain something to you.” Mark shifted his gaze from April's car to me as it rounded the curve and disappeared from sight. She was on her way to the Raleigh/Durham Airport to fly back to San Diego.

“I'm the one who should do the explaining,” I said. “Why I jeopardized you two kids for the sake of a deck of cards. Now I wish I hadn't.”

“No; you had to do it. I know the feeling because I'm like that. And you're tightening the noose on Ellen, however circumstantial your evidence.”

“I may never have enough to go to the police. I may just have to satisfy myself that I know she killed Gerald.”

“Perhaps. But what I want to explain to you is about April. April is pretty and smart and…sexy, and I enjoy her company, but…”

“I don't blame you. She's a lovely girl.”

“Yes, but what I'm trying to say is, although I enjoy the company of women, looking at them, flirting with them, and hope I still will when I'm 60…”

“I hope you still will when you're 80.”

“…my heart…my heart belongs to Sandra.”

“You don't have to tell me this.”

“I know, but…I want to. Because you're her grandmother and I want your respect.”

“Mark, you're going to have me in tears in a moment. Give me a hug and get back to your dissertation.”

“Okay, but just promise me you'll wear a green dress at our wedding. You look good in green.”

CHAPTER 20

I'm not the sort of person who gets pleasure from confronting people with their faults, especially when one of those faults is murder, but in a way I felt I owed it to Ellen to talk to her before going to the police.

For one thing I felt compassion for Ellen; after all, Gerald did pull a dirty trick on her husband, possibly even defrauding him out of a share of a Nobel Prize, and Ellen out of reflected glory, not to mention the money that goes with it.

I guess I hoped there could be a resolution other than throwing Ellen in jail for life. Perhaps she could plea bargain and get off with probation.

Tess wouldn't go with me; she had even less stomach for this confrontation than I did and she fervently hoped that Ellen hadn't murdered Gerald. She still hoped that he hadn't been murdered.

I called Ellen and told her I needed to talk to her and that I would be right over. I didn't give her a chance to say no. She didn't say much of anything.

When I knocked on the door to her apartment she opened it, still not speaking, ushered me in and pointed to the couch, under which April had found the deck of cards. I checked the chairs in her dining area as I walked by. There was no sign that prowlers had been there.

Ellen didn't offer me anything to eat or drink, but I wasn't expecting hospitality. She sat straight as a ruler in a chair, opposite me, and said, “Well?”

Well, here goes. I said, “Ellen, I want to tell you what I know about you and Gerald.” I paused, trying to find the right words. “I know about your husband's relationship with Gerald, of course, because you told me yourself. I believe that constitutes a motive for murder. Even more so now because of the recent revival of interest in his book.”

I used the word murder on purpose, hoping to get a rise out of her, because she was too contained, too cool. And her very coolness threatened to upset my plan, destroy my confidence. I would prefer that she be raving mad, perhaps even threaten to attack me, to her being this composed.

Her eyes blinked when I mentioned murder, but she made no other sign that I had upset her. I had to go on. “I know that you switched card decks before Gerald dealt, taking the shuffled deck and replacing it with one that you had fixed.” I had confirmed with Wesley that the deck April found under the couch was one of the “official” club decks of cards. I hadn't told him where I had gotten it.

“I know the reason you did it; when you and Gerald lived in San Diego he was once dealt 13 diamonds in a bridge hand. But he regarded it as bad luck because his partner was killed soon afterward. So you were telling Gerald that he was about to have bad luck. You hoped that this psychological ploy would hasten his death. And because you were the only one who knew about this episode in his history, you were telling him that you were his murderer.”

“That's an interesting theory,” Ellen said, with her irritating coolness. “What else do you have?”

“Of course you knew about Gerald's allergy to shellfish. It was common knowledge among the people in the Economics Department at UCSD because you all socialized together, played bridge together.

“I know that you ordered lobster from the Sea Chantey Restaurant on the day Gerald died. I know who delivered it to you and he is prepared to testify in court that he did so.” Didn't all interrogators stretch the truth a bit?

“If you know so much about me you know that I have a fondness for Maine lobster,” Ellen said, “because I grew up in New England. It just so happens it was my birthday and I wanted to treat myself. I had eaten at the Sea Chantey and so I knew they served it. End of story.”

Ellen's arrogance grew as my confidence waned. I felt as if we were on opposite sides of a tug-of-war and I was on the side that was slowly being pulled into the mud puddle. Wasn't the suspect supposed to confess at this point? That's what always happened on the television series, Murder She Wrote.

But I wasn't through yet. I said, trying to keep my voice as calm as Ellen's, “I know when you put the lobster into the casserole. You took the meat out of the shell, of course, and pureed it so it would easily blend in. Then, during the fire alarm scare, when everybody else was outside, you went back into the recreation room. You had time to mix the lobster into the bowl so that nobody would know the difference.”

Ellen looked at me with an expression that said I still hadn't broken her. She reached for a cordless phone, which sat on the table beside her, and punched in a number. Her eyes burned into mine while the phone rang, making me wish I were in Lapland, watching the reindeer.

She said, “Hello, Wesley? This is Ellen. Do you remember back to the day of the fire alarm? Lillian is with me and she has a question about where I was after the alarm went off? Would you tell her, please?”

She handed the phone to me. I hate it when a person shoves a phone in my face because they want me to talk to somebody I am completely unprepared to talk with, but if I refused to take it she would win, so I said, “Hello.”

“Hello, Lillian? This is Wesley.”

“Hello, Wesley. This is Lillian.”

“Do you want to know where Ellen was after the fire alarm went off?”

“Why, do you know?” I hoped that answering a question with a question would give me the upper hand, somehow.

“Yes, she was with me.”

“The whole time?”

“Yes. We walked out together and we walked back in together. I remember because we talked about calligraphy the whole time. Calligraphy is a hobby of mine. Sometimes I wish I had lived back in the days when the monks made beautiful copies of the Bible by hand. Ellen is interested in it too. We had a fascinating conversation. She's seen some of those Bibles on her travels to Europe.”

So had I, but somehow I hadn't known that either Wesley or Ellen had an interest in calligraphy. I mumbled something about having seen Bibles and Wesley said, “What is this all about, anyway?”

“Oh, we were just playing a game called, 'What did you do when the fire alarm went off?' It's all in fun. Go back to your calligraphy.”

I hung up the phone and tried to clean the mud off me. The tug-of-war had ended and I had lost. Ellen still watched me. It was too late for me to make a graceful retreat. I said, “I guess you win this round.”

“I plan to win all the rounds,” Ellen said, as she showed me to the door.

***

I stared at Carol Grant, across her desk, and couldn't contain my astonishment and rage. “You're kicking me out of Silver Acres because I accused Ellen of murder?”

“We're asking you to leave,” Carol said, smoothly, her fingers playing with a pencil.

So this is what Ellen meant when she said she planned to win all the rounds. She must have phoned Carol immediately after my visit because here I was on the hot seat in her office barely two hours later.

When I had been the accuser and Ellen the accused she had been calm and I had been agitated. Now Carol was the accuser and I was the accused and she was the calm one while I was about to explode. In fact I was so infuriated that I wanted to throw myself across the desk and strangle her.

I remembered my blood pressure and tried to cool down. But my voice betrayed my feelings when I said, “Exactly what are the grounds on which you're asking me to leave?”

“Harassment,” Carol said. “It's all spelled out in the 'Code of Conduct' that the board enacted two years ago. I'm sure you have a copy.”

Of course I had a copy, but who reads those things? It would be one thing if I were kicked out for breaking and entering, because even I would have to admit that I deserved it in that case, but harassment? “Harassment? You mean like sexual harassment?”

“Harassment doesn't have to be sexual. Hate speech is a form of harassment because it creates a hostile environment.”

I didn't hate Ellen. “It sounds to me as if you're treading on the first amendment here.”

“I don't want to be legalistic with you, but I don't think you'll fight it. I've already talked to Albert and he agreed…”

“You called Albert at his office?”

“That's where he usually is at this time of day. He agreed that you could move in with him. He has several spare bedrooms, as you know, and a beautiful house. Your dog will have a good place to live. And you can help take care of Albert's flowers.”

I was never a flower child. So Albert was also involved in this conspiracy. I felt like Julius Caesar when he said, “ Et tu, Brute?”

“Tomorrow is Saturday so the timing is perfect. Albert said he'll rent a truck to move you. He mentioned something about getting Sandra's boyfriend to help with the big pieces of furniture, such as the couch.”

My God, they already had every little detail of my future all planned. Next, they would have me declared out of my mind so that Albert could take over my assets. But why would he bother? He was going to get them all, anyway. And Albert wasn't that kind of a person. And I wasn't squandering my money buying magazine subscriptions in hopes of winning the sweepstakes, like one woman I knew.

Albert was just trying to do what was best for me. But he had caved in to Carol, without even consulting me. Was he in love with her? That would be the final blow, getting her as a daughter-in-law, after the way she was treating me.

The events of this day had just about shattered my dignity completely. I wrapped about me what little dignity I had left, like a tattered coat, and said, “You don't have to worry about me causing you any trouble. I'll go peacefully. I'll even give Silver Acres a good recommendation, if anybody asks. I'll tell them it's a place where they can live in confidence that they won't be harassed.”

CHAPTER 21

“Gogi, why did you give in without a fight,” Sandra asked. “I've always looked up to you because no matter what problems you had, you never quit.”

“And just what exactly are you accused of?” Mark asked.

I had been alone with Mark long enough to tell him that I wasn't being kicked out of Silver Acres for breaking and entering or stealing Ellen's chair. But this was the first time all day that we'd had a chance to really talk.

We were sitting around Albert's round breakfast table. Sandra and Mark drank beer, supplied by me. I drank iced tea. Winston sat on the floor putting geometric shapes into a wooden puzzle. I was happy to see that he apparently had my mathematical ability. King played with Albert's dog outside. Albert was returning the rental truck.

We had all been slaving since dawn on the kind of humid day that made me wish I had a container of ice water strapped to my back with a hose leading into my mouth. All my belongings were now either here or in storage. At least the storage charges would be much less than the monthly bill at Silver Acres.

Sandra and Mark were dressed almost like twins, in sweaty T-shirts, shorts and sneakers. I still call them sneakers, although for the price people pay for them I guess I should use one of the fancier names invented by the shoe companies.

The kids looked cute together and it relieved me that they appeared to be getting along very well with each other. At the moment they were playing kneesie. However, I suspected that it was too soon to send out the wedding announcements.

I hadn't mentioned April's visit to Sandra because I didn't know what, if anything, Mark had told Sandra about her. He hadn't told me not to talk about her, which I considered a good sign, but once in a while I can be discreet.

“My case fell apart,” I said, not directly answering either of their questions. I briefly described my meeting with Ellen.

“An alibi!” Mark exclaimed in mock despair. “That's not supposed to happen. Do you trust this guy…Wesley, is that his name?”

“Wesley, yes. And yes, I trust him.” Even though he had been accused of having an affair with Ida, which might in some strange way have given him a motive for killing Gerald. In which case he might be using Ellen as an alibi and he might have put the shellfish in the casserole. No, that was too ridiculous and I was on the verge of losing it. Maybe I should just give Albert my power of attorney now and turn into a vegetable.

Sandra asked me again about caving in so easily to Carol Grant. I didn't want to implicate Albert so I said, “Maybe it's not such a bad thing that I left Silver Acres. This murder investigation has become an obsession with me. It's time I got away from it for a while.”

“But what will you do here?” Sandra asked. “You'll be alone all day, except for the dogs. And most of your friends live at Silver Acres.”

“I can always weed the flowers or the vegetable garden. And since I haven't been permanently banished from the premises of Silver Acres I can still go there and visit my friends. And there are lots of books I want to read…” I stopped, at a loss for words. I wouldn't admit it, but Sandra's question had been nagging at me all day.

“You need something stimulating to do to keep your brain working,” Mark said. “Like crossword puzzles. Otherwise, you'll get senile.”

“I'm better at math puzzles than crossword puzzles.”

“Okay, here's one for you. You have 12 metal balls and a balance scale. The balls look identical but one is heavier or lighter than the others. Using the balance scale for no more than three weighings, determine which is the odd ball and whether it is heavier or lighter than the others.”

“I think I'm the oddball,” I said. “Okay, I'll work on in my copious free time.”

The front door closed and two playful dogs burst into the kitchen, looking for attention, followed by Albert. Albert had the smile of a man who has just accomplished something that is giving him a great deal of pleasure. I suspected what he had accomplished was getting me where he could keep an eye on me so I would stop embarrassing him with Carol.

“I'll get you a beer, Dad,” Sandra said, going to the refrigerator.

“Thanks. I need one,” Albert said, reclining in one of the padded chairs.

He had on the standard shorts and T-shirt uniform, but had sweat somewhat more than the rest of us. As the only Morgan with a potbelly he could use some regular exercise. His weekly tennis games weren't enough.

“I want to take this opportunity to thank all of you for helping move me today,” I said, trying to be sincere. “And Albert, thank you for letting me have the downstairs bedroom so I don't have to cart my old bones up and down stairs all the time.”

“I know you can still climb stairs, Mother,” Albert said, “so you don't have to rub it in. But I do think you're better off on the first floor.”

“There's one more thing we have to think about today,” I said. “I don't know about the rest of you but I'm famished. I'd invite you all to Silver Acres for one final feed in the dining room, but I suspect that none of us wants to get dressed up.” I remembered San Diego. “How about pizza? I'll buy.”

This suggestion met with general agreement. Sandra and Mark were dispatched to get the pizza since that was probably faster than trying to give directions for a delivery person to find Albert's house at the end of the unpaved road.

Alone with Albert, Winston and the dogs, I said, “The next thing we have to worry about is Sunday dinner tomorrow. Who is going to be here?”

“Well, everybody who is here today, plus Carol.”

“Carol Grant?”

“Of course Carol Grant. And I want you to be on your best behavior.”

How cozy. Dinner with my persecutor and her henchman.

CHAPTER 22

I recognized Carol's Mercedes as it came out of the woods and negotiated the long driveway that led up to the side of the house. I was outside picking flowers to be used as a centerpiece for the dinner table and mentally preparing myself to be gracious to her.

Carol parked and got out of her car; she wore a thin, summery dress and I had to admit that she looked good for her age. She waved to me. King panted nearby in the heat; she went to him and stroked his neck, saying, “Nice boy. Nice boy.”

Then she retrieved a bottle of wine from her car and came up the sidewalk. When she got to me she said, “You have such a nice dog, Lillian. I'm sure he's very happy here.”

I didn't bother to correct her in regard to King's sex. Instead, my newly gracious persona said, “I love your dress,” while I wondered whether I could train King to depart from her usual placid, non-barking disposition and become a savage killer in the presence of Carol.

As we went through the ritual of preparing the dinner and sitting down at the table I was grateful for the presence of Sandra, Winston and Mark. I could turn most of my attention to them and didn't have to communicate as much with Carol. I even convinced Sandra to let me feed Winston his canned fruit, which he had personally picked out of the refrigerator. He had become a connoisseur of baby food.

The conversation stayed away from Silver Acres and my abrupt departure there-from. However, as the meal progressed I grew tired of seeing the moose on the table that nobody would talk about, so I said to Carol, “Have you found somebody to move into my apartment yet?”

She didn't show any surprise at the question, and said, “As you know, we have quite a long waiting list. I suspect that we'll have somebody in your place within a week, probably a man and wife, since your apartment has that addition. We may paint the inside while we have the chance, but there isn't any repair work needed. You took very good care of it.”

“Thanks. I hope your new tenants won't make as much trouble as I did.”

Albert scowled at me, but Carol said, smiling, “We're going to have them lobotomized before they move in.”

“I guess you know by now,” I said, “that Gerald's bequest to Silver Acres is $500,000, not just $100,000.”

This time I got to her; she couldn't hide her surprise. “Where did you hear that?”

“Oh, you know me, always nosing around.”

“That's…that's wonderful! I hope you're right. It would certainly help with our long-term financial well-being.”

At this point Albert changed the subject with another look at me that said, “Shut up and behave yourself.” He always kidded me about the fact that I drove a Mercedes, whereas all he and Sandra could afford were Toyotas. Now he said, “Each of our factions has gained an adherent. Mark drives a Toyota while Carol drives a Mercedes.”

“Mine is a very old Mercedes,” I said, “while Carol's is brand new.”

“It's a year old,” she said, somewhat defensively.

“Tell me, what marvelous improvements have been added in the last 15 years?”

“It has a digital security system. I have to punch in four digits before I can start it.”

“Mine has that. Fortunately, the numbers are the month and year Albert was born so it's easy to remember.”

“Gogi may not remember what happened yesterday,” Sandra said, “but she can remember any number.”

“My code is seven, three, five, one,” Carol said. “How would you remember that?”

I thought for a moment. “All the odd single-digit prime numbers, beginning with lucky seven, then down, up, down, ending at the bottom.”

“And my car has an additional anti-theft feature, a transmission lock. If you key in an additional four digits it becomes locked in Park for a fixed amount of time, like a time-lock on a safe. The code is seven, two, three, one. How would you remember that?”

“I'll have to think about it,” I said. “Let's have dessert.”

***

I signed up for dish detail with Sandra and Mark, while Albert and Carol took a walk down by the creek. I was glad to be away from Carol for a spell, and the kids apparently were too. Mark asked me whether I'd solved the oddball puzzle yet. I hadn't; my mind couldn't concentrate on things like that at the moment. I wondered whether it would ever be able to again.

After we had finished the dishes, Sandra and Mark went outside, too, with Mark carrying Winston in his backpack. They invited me to go with them but I didn't feel like being outside on such a beautiful, sunny day. I'd rather be inside nursing my wounds.

As I walked past the bench that stood just inside the front door I saw Carol's purse, sitting open. I opened it wider to see what it contained. I saw the usual stuff a woman carries for any possible contingency and also a black spiral notebook. It looked like the kind that busy people use to record their appointments. I pulled it out. I didn't feel guilty; she owed me.

I opened it up and found an hour-by-hour account of her days: appointments, meetings, Silver Acres events, the schedule of a busy executive. And boring as heck to anybody else. I was about to return the notebook to her purse when I idly opened it to the back. There were a number of pages available for notes. I glanced randomly at a few jottings, again not of interest to the average reader.

Then I saw something strange. Block letters filled one page, but they didn't make any sense. The letters appeared to form words, but they weren't words. At least not English words. Nor were they words in any other language I had ever seen, especially since vowels were under-represented and not present at all in some of the “words.”

This must be a code! Carol didn't want anybody to know what she had written here, which of course immediately piqued my curiosity. After taking a look through the windows beside the front door to make sure none of the walkers were returning, I carried the book to my bedroom at the back of the house and sat down at the desk we had brought from Silver Acres.

I should be able to break a simple substitution code, which this probably was. I pulled out a sheet of scratch paper and starting making notes. I needed to count how many times each character occurred. E is the most common letter in the English language and anyone who has ever watched Wheel of Fortune on television knows that the most common consonants are L N R S T, if you don't count the number of times H and D appear in “the” and “and.” A, O and I are other frequently-used vowels.

I heard the front door open and the voices of Albert and Carol floated in to me; I had become engrossed in my analysis and had forgotten about them. In a panic I realized that they were at this moment standing beside Carol's purse.

I glanced around my room for a hiding place. I hadn't yet unpacked a number of boxes. One contained manila folders that held information about my investments. I took Carol's notebook and shoved it at random into one of the folders, along with the sheet on which I had been making my notes.

Then I went into the adjoining bathroom and closed the door until my heartbeat and breathing subsided to a normal level. After a while I felt I could face them and opened the door. I walked to the front of the house to find out where people were. The voices told me that everybody, including the young folks, were in the family room.

Since that room was out of sight from the front hall, perhaps I could sneak the book back into Carol's purse. I went around a corner and saw that the purse had disappeared from the bench. Carol had picked it up. With a dragging step I continued on to the family room.

A baseball game beamed from the television set; Sandra and Mark were watching both the game and Winston. Carol, as I had feared, sat in an easy chair and was rummaging through her purse.

She said, “I was sure I brought my appointment book with me.”

Albert, who stood beside her, said, “If you like you can call me from your office tomorrow to confirm.”

“I was sure I brought it with me,” Carol repeated. She looked exasperated. “I must be getting old and forgetful. She looked up and saw me. “Sorry, Lillian. Not that old people are necessarily forgetful.”

“They are, Carol, believe me,” I said, “but you're not old. Anyone with as much to do as you have is bound to forget things. It's easy to do…” I realized I was starting to babble, like Winston.

“Ain't it the truth,” Carol said, smiling, ruefully. “Well, Albert, I guess I will have to call you tomorrow. I probably left it on my desk. I was at work for a while yesterday.”

Now that Carol had calmed down I knew what I had to do. I said, “I believe I'll run over to the library and check out a few books. I can get started on my new reading program tomorrow.”

“We'll drive you, Gogi,” Sandra said, getting up.

“No thanks, Honey,” I said. “It's not far. And I'll be back soon.”

“It's no trouble,” Mark said. “We'll be glad to do it.”

Sometimes those kids were too helpful. “You stay here and watch the game,” I said, trying to be forceful but not ungrateful. “I'll be right back.”

I made a hasty exit before they could protest and walked back to my bedroom. I pulled out Carol's notebook and slipped it into my own purse. Then I walked carefully to the front door and out to my car.

I drove to the library and made a copy of the page of code in the notebook on the library's copier, at a cost of 15 cents. Then I hastily selected a couple of books and checked them out.

Next I drove to Silver Acres and parked in the front parking lot. I walked in the front door and saw that, thankfully, I didn't know the volunteer who sat at the desk.

“Hello,” I said, “I'm trying to find the apartment of Tess Upchurch.”

“We don't give out apartment numbers,” he said, genially, “but I'll call her and let you talk to her.”

I agreed and he handed me the phone as it started to ring. Fortunately, Tess answered. I said, “Hi Tess, Lillian. I'm in the area and thought I'd stop by if you're not busy.” She said okay and I almost hung up before remembering to say, “What is your apartment number again?”

Before the amazed Tess could say anything I said, “Thanks. I'll be right there.”

I hung up and gave Tess' number to the man, whereupon he gave me directions to get there. I thanked him and said, “You've got a lonely job, don't you. How late do you have to stay here?”

“Five o'clock,” he said, verifying what I already knew. The desk was closed early on Sunday.

I drove around to my former parking lot and walked to Tess' apartment. She greeted me like a long lost friend, even though she had helped me pack yesterday.

“I talked to Wesley,” she said, “and he said it's all right for you to still be in the bridge club. Isn't that wonderful?”

“Since Carol hasn't banished me from the premises,” I said, “I guess she can't object to me playing cards.”

“Now what's this nonsense about forgetting my apartment number?”

“Oh, that.” I'd better not try to keep any secrets from Tess. I pulled out Carol's notebook and showed her the page in code.

Tess was flabbergasted. “You are going to get yourself into more trouble than you are already,” she said. “Especially since Carol is Albert's girlfriend.”

“Relax. I'm going to return the notebook to Carol's office. I just have to wait until five o'clock when the volunteer leaves the front desk. Would you like to help me break this code?”

“No thanks. While I'm often puzzled I'm not a puzzler. I've been thinking. Since Ellen has an alibi that seems to eliminate her from having put the shellfish in the casserole, we're back to Harriet, who can't say she couldn't have done it because she could have.”

“But Ellen did as good as admit that Mark delivered the lobster to her.”

“I know it's a wild coincidence, but couldn't there have been two sets of shellfish? Couldn't Harriet have bought crab legs at the supermarket. You said yourself that they were on sale there.”

“Quit muddying the waters,” I said, half-crossly. “I was all set to convict Ellen.”

“But you can't because she has an alibi.”

“So it appears that I'm out of the detective business.”

“Then why in the world did you steal Carol's notebook?”

“I guess because she evicted me. Maybe I'm trying to get something on her. By the way, the gang at home will be frantic when I don't return immediately. You know how they worry about old people. I've got to call and tell them some sort of story.”

“Why not tell them the truth for once? That you're visiting me?”

Sometimes Tess is the smartest person I know. That's exactly what I did. I told them I'd be back about 5:30. At five o'clock Tess and I walked through the inside passageways to the front desk of Silver Acres. Tess wouldn't let me go alone. The gentleman who had been there had left and the lobby area was deserted.

I opened the desk drawer of the receptionist and pulled out the ring of keys. I was becoming an expert at clandestine operations. The outside door leading in to the lobby was locked, so Tess posted herself as a sentry where she could watch the inside corridors. She signaled an all clear.

I walked swiftly over to the door of Carol's office while searching for her door key. I missed it my first time through the keys on the ring so I repeated the process. I still couldn't spot it. Cursing myself for my degenerating eyesight, I started to examine the keys carefully, one at a time.

I glanced at Tess. She subtly but frantically signaled to me. Someone approached. I quickly moved the few steps to the reception desk and tossed the key ring and the notebook into the drawer, just as Harriet walked into view.

Tess greeted Harriet, effusively, standing so that Harriet had her back to me, but I was too noisy; she turned and saw me, just as I shut the drawer.

“Hi, Harriet,” I said, trying to appear nonchalant. “I guess I'll see you Wednesday at the bridge club.”

I immediately launched into an explanation of why I was still in the bridge club.

“Excuse my ignorance,” Harriet said, “but why wouldn't you still be in the bridge club?”

It took us a few sentences to sort out the fact that Harriet didn't even know I had been evicted from Silver Acres. I thought the whole world knew.

“I'm looking for stamps,” Harriet said, after we cleared that up. “I need to mail a letter, but the gift shop is closed and I hoped they would have stamps at the front desk.”

“I have a stamp,” I said, reaching for my purse. I always carry two or three with me. I fumbled in my purse, finally came up with a stamp and gave it to her. I refused payment and soon she departed back along the corridor.

“I hope she doesn't tell Carol what she saw,” Tess said, worriedly.

“Well, since I made a fool of myself,” I said, “thinking the whole world knew about my martyrdom, who knows what she'll do? And by the way, I couldn't find the key to Carol's office.”

Tess helped me check the key ring and after some serious searching it finally dawned on me that the key was no longer there.

“Carol wants to make sure you don't get into her office again,” Tess said.

“So what do I do with her notebook?”

Tess opened drawers of the receptionist's desk until she found a large manila envelope. She slid the notebook inside, fastened the envelope with the metal clips provided and wrote “Carol” on the outside. Then she shoved the envelope into Carol's mail slot on top of the desk and said, “There.”

“She won't know who found it or where.”

“Do you want to put 'From Lillian, with love,' on the envelope?

“No.”

“Then this will become one of the mysteries of her life.”

CHAPTER 23

I took a walk with King down Albert's road first thing Monday morning. At least that custom didn't have to change. Then I struggled with Carol's code during the time when I would have been taking the water aerobics class, had I still been at Silver Acres.

Actually, before I tried to break the code I re-read The Gold-Bug , by Edgar Allan Poe, because it contains a beautiful example of how to decode a cipher, as Poe called it. Fortunately, I had anticipated the need for Poe's story; one of the books I had checked out of the library contained his works.

Unfortunately, it didn't help me very much. Carol's code consisted of 10 lines of letters. In each line there were 14 letters, with spaces after the fourth and ninth letters. The top line looked like this:

PBJS SXPVA JPBSX

The lines were suspiciously similar to each other so I decided to disregard the spaces. Each line couldn't possibly consist of one four-letter word followed by two five-letter words.

Like Poe's treasure hunter, I counted how often each character appeared. The counts ranged from seven to 20, but only ten different characters were used, not the 17 or 18 that I would expect in a coded message of this length. It didn't look like the English alphabet. I couldn't assume that the character with the count of 20 was E because there were also counts of 18, 16 and three 15's. And I couldn't find enough repetitions of the same three characters to pick out common words like “the” and “and.”

There were some numbers on the page, also, and I wondered if they were a key to the code. However, they looked like a telephone number: seven digits, with a dash between the third and fourth digit, and after trying for a few minutes to connect them with the code in some way, I gave up and decided they were what they appeared to be.

After several hours I had achieved exactly nothing. I took a break for lunch and then decided to give my brain a change of pace by attempting to solve Mark's oddball problem. Twelve balls, balance scale, one ball heavier or lighter, three weighings. That should be simple for me.

At first I floundered. If I weighed six balls against six, one side would be lighter. So what? I knew that already. And I knew from experience that problems like this couldn't be solved with straight-line logic.

By trial and error I approached the solution. Split the 12 balls into three groups of four. Weigh group A against group B. If they balance, the oddball is in group C, so all but four balls have been eliminated. Otherwise, it is in group A or B but its relative weight will be known when it is found.

So far so good. Now came the tricky part. Assuming the oddball was in group A or B, the second weighing demanded creative thinking. With a balance scale one tended to think in even numbers, but I discovered that this didn't work. I had to remove three balls from the second weighing, for example one from group A and two from group B. I replaced one of the removed Group B balls with a Group C ball to keep the same number of balls on each side of the balance scale.

Once I hit on this approach the solution came quickly. I wrote it out in all its ramifications to show to Mark. And to prove I wasn't yet senile. Invigorated, I returned to Carol's code. Perhaps straight-line thinking wouldn't work in solving this, either. I assumed that she was writing in English, but what if she wasn't?

The only language I could think of that might contain as few as ten letters in a typical piece of text was Hawaiian, which has place names like Aiea, but I doubted that Carol knew the Hawaiian language.

What if it wasn't a language at all? What if it was…numbers? Of course! We use a base-ten number system, which means that there are ten digits. Why? Probably because we have ten fingers and ten toes. Each of Carol's ten letters must represent a digit, from 0 to 9. The fact that the letters were lined up in nice neat columns lent credence to this argument.

My euphoria didn't last long. Even if I was right, even if I could assign a digit to each letter, what would it mean? I did make an attempt to assign digits to letters. Maybe one column was composed of dates. No-there weren't the regular patterns of numbers necessary for days, months and years.

I did discover two patterns. The numbers (I now assumed they were numbers) in the third column started with just three different letters, but in no particular order. And the numbers in the first column started with just two different letters.

The first four numbers in the first column started with P and the other six started with S. Although this column might consist of numbers in sequence, they definitely weren't consecutive. Based on the sequential assumption, I could probably determine that some letters represented digits higher than others. For example, S was probably one higher than P. But by this time I was tired of the whole thing.

Well, Lillian, I thought, you've had your fun. Maybe now it's time to get on with the business of living. Whatever that meant. The first thing I did was to phone Tess to find out how the water aerobics class had gone. At least that was my excuse.

“What have you been doing with yourself?” Tess asked.

I told her. When I mentioned I had solved the oddball puzzle, she said, “Well, at least you don't have Alzheimer's.”

“That's comforting to know.”

“By the way, you left Silver Acres just in time. All us inmates received notices in our mailboxes today saying that our monthly fees need to be raised by two percent.”

“They just raised the monthly fees in January. And there's only supposed to be one increase a year.”

“Right. Which is why we have to vote on this one. There's going to be a general meeting tonight to acquaint us with the reasons for it. But you should be proud of me. I'm not taking this lying down. I've already called Wesley, our gallant leader, and complained to him.”

“And what did Wesley say?”

“He said that Carol advised him of the necessity for the increase on Friday. Like the good accountant that he is, he asked to see the books. Carol said fine and put him in touch with her bookkeeper. So he is in the process of looking them over.”

It wasn't a bad idea to have a CPA as president of the residents' association. After I said goodbye to Tess, I called Wesley on a hunch.

After our hellos, he said, “I was shocked when Tess told me you have been evicted from Silver Acres. I'm looking into it. I suspect it was unjustified, in which case I'm going to get you back in. In fact, I wish you had come to me before you agreed to leave.”

I'd never thought of that. I guess I had been in a state of shock, myself, especially since Albert had a part in the plot. I thanked Wesley for his help but mentioned that my apartment was probably already taken.

“No, it isn't,” Wesley said. “I made Carol promise to hold it open until I have a chance to investigate. I may take this to the board.”

Good old Wesley. After thanking him again I said, “I understand that you're also looking at the books of Silver Acres because of the proposed increase in fees.” When he acknowledged that he was, I said, “I just may have some information pertinent to that. I can't talk about it on the phone. Are you available tomorrow morning?”

“I'll make myself available because this is important. And I'll know more in the morning because we're having a residents' meeting tonight and I'll hear the official version of why we need the increase.”

After I hung up I smiled at myself in the mirror. I told my image that I wasn't trying to get back at Carol, but if she was doing something that wasn't completely legitimate, it should be brought out in the open.

CHAPTER 24

I thought I was good with numbers, but Wesley had over 40 years of practical experience in dealing with columns of figures, and I was immediately awed by his wizardry.

When I showed him Carol's code I told him it had been copied from her notebook, but I didn't provide any details as to how it had come into my possession. Thankfully, he didn't. I briefly went over the thought process I had gone through to determine that the letters must represent numbers.

He agreed with me and said, “In fact, this has a familiar look to it. I was just examining the check register for Silver Acres. The check numbers are four digits; the first column in your code could be check numbers.”

While he sorted through some papers, looking for the check register, he said, “Last night, Carol told the assembled multitudes the reason we need a fee increase is because of a temporary cash flow problem. She gave a reason for it but her explanation was too tortuous and I couldn't follow it. And anything I can't follow I won't buy. She emphasized the temporary nature of the problem and promised there wouldn't be another fee increase next January.”

“So you voted against it?” I said, wondering how I would have voted.

“The vote is going to be taken by mail to ensure that everybody gets a chance to vote. It has to be favored by a majority of all residents. Ah, here we are.” Wesley pulled out a number of pages of computer printout.

“The current check numbers are in the 6,000 range,” he said. He compared it to the code. “The S can't be a six because there are too many different second digits. It's probably a five. Which makes P equal to four. Here's an SS or 55, which confirms it because they haven't reached 6600 yet.”

“If these are check numbers,” I said, they cover a range of 1600 to 1800 checks. They must write a lot of checks here.”

“Yes. Several hundred a month, I believe. Now let's see if we can plug in all the digits.”

Using the assumption that the first column of characters consisted of check numbers in sequential order we were able to narrow down the possible translations into digits for all the letters in the code. We started looking at the check numbers on the register to see if we could locate the actual checks being referred to. After some trial and error, Wesley hit upon it.

“All the checks in the code appear to have been written to the same place, a company called Superior Grocers. I believe it's a wholesale food company. If we assume that, I think we can make all the numbers fit.”

We could. We were able to fill in not only the check numbers but the other two columns as well. When we finished we took a look at what we had. We compared each of our rows of three figures, presumably representing a check number and two dollar amounts, to the check register. Since all the checks had been written for whole dollar amounts, it appeared that the cents had been dropped from the numbers in the code.

“If these two columns are dollar amounts,” I said, they don't relate to the actual amounts of the checks.

“But look,” Wesley said, “the amount of each check is between the amounts in the two columns.”

We looked at each other. “Subtract the smaller number from the larger,” we said, together. He grabbed his calculator, but I did the calculations in my head before he could key in the numbers. “The amount of each check is equal to the second column minus the third column!” I exclaimed. What do you think that means?”

Wesley's wheelchair-bound wife, Angie, wheeled herself into the room at that moment. Wesley put his finger to his lips. He didn't want to upset her with the implications of what we were finding, because of the precarious state of her health.

She offered us refreshments in the living room. I was bursting to talk more with Wesley, but for the next 20 minutes I played lady, sipping coffee and eating delicious little cookies. I remembered the allegation about Wesley, that he was having an affair with Ida, and wondered if it was true. Angie seemed so happy, so content, considering her reduced physical circumstances, that I for one would never say anything to her. Whatever else Wesley did, he took good care of her.

I also noticed several framed examples of calligraphy for the first time. Complete with fancy capital letters and colored flower designs. I admired them out loud and Wesley acknowledged that he had produced them.

Just when I couldn't sit still any longer, Wesley suggested that we return to the study and finish our “work,” as he called it in front of Angie. As soon as we were out of earshot of Angie I asked, “Who is the woman in the bridge club whose name sounds like a nut?”

“You mean Hazel?”

“Hazel, that's it. Do you know her very well?” Well enough to have her accuse you of sleeping with Ida?

He laughed, shortly, and said, “She doesn't like me. She thinks I cheated her at a bridge session one time because I wouldn't let her add her honors to her score. It would have given her and her partner high-point total for the session. Why, has she been badmouthing me? It wouldn't be the first time.”

I stumbled around for words and finally said, “I-I…she told me she walks around Silver Acres every morning, but I've never seen her.”

“I doubt that. Most of the time she uses a walker.”

Come to think of it, hadn't there been a walker standing near the bench where Hazel and I had our clandestine meeting? She was sitting when I arrived and sitting when I left. She hadn't been to bridge club, recently, and I didn't have a mental picture of her either with or without a walker. Wesley's words had been spontaneous and unrehearsed. I felt like a juror, hearing conflicting testimony. Who should I believe, him or Hazel? I chose Wesley.

Wesley started talking about Carol. His usually florid face became even redder as he spoke. “Carol fired her accountant about a year ago. Within a few weeks she hired a bookkeeper, at a lower level than the accountant. Since Friday I have been dealing with Denise, the bookkeeper, who gave me the information I have been looking at. In talking to her I found out some disturbing things. Carol has been doing the computerized bank reconciliation herself. This is disturbing because she has signing authority and, according to Denise, Carol writes some of the checks.”

“No checks and balances,” I said.

“Exactly,” Wesley said without cracking a smile. “Denise doesn't see the bank statements; the information gets fed to her by Carol so she can do the financial reports. So this check register we've been going over is produced by Carol.”

“And we don't know whether the check amounts agree to the bank statements.”

“My guess is that the figures in column two of the code represent the actual amounts of the checks. Column three is the amount kicked back to Carol. The difference is kept by Superior Grocers, and represents what Silver Acres owed them plus a bonus for keeping quiet about the arrangement.”

“If you're right,” I said, scanning the figures in column three of the code, “Silver Acres is out something over $200,000.”

“Thus the temporary cash flow problem.”

“How can we verify that?”

“By getting duplicate copies of the bank statements. I'll have Denise order them today, without telling Carol.”

“Carol is well paid,” I said. “I can't understand why she would do something like this.”

“I've gotten to know her pretty well,” Wesley said. “Her father was ill for a long time and just recently died. Carol said something about him not having enough medical insurance.”

“So you think she was helping to pay his bills…”

“I don't know, but it's a possibility.”

I thought of something. I found my address book in my purse and looked for the attorney who was executor of Gerald's will. I couldn't remember his name so I had to page through the whole book until I came to W. It was Wheeler, Walter Wheeler. I wished I could remember names as well as I could remember numbers.

I called his office and got past the person who answered the phone by speaking in an urgent voice. When Mr. Wheeler came on the line I asked him for the names of the two people who had witnessed the codicil to Gerald's will that gave additional money to Silver Acres. After a pause he told me they were Carol Grant and Joe Turner.

I hung up the phone and turned to Wesley. “Carol knew all along that Gerald's bequest to Silver Acres was $500,000 instead of $100,000,” I told him. I had told him about the $500,000 earlier.

“Interesting,” Wesley said, with the look of a predator who has picked up the scent of the prey. “I wonder if she hoped to replace the difference between her books and the bank figures with the money from Gerald's will and planned to tell the world he gave Silver Acres less than he actually did.”

“If so, I guess I ruined her plan.”

“No wonder she kicked you out.”

“Except that she didn't know I knew until after I was gone. But when I told her I knew she didn't admit she knew.” I let that sink into my brain. “If she's cooking the books, wouldn't she have been caught, eventually?”

“A good auditor would catch her. That's why she needed to replace the money.”

“That's why she needed to have Gerald dead.”

“What are you saying?”

“Listen, let me know what you find out about the bank statements, okay? Meanwhile, I've got to investigate a murder.”

***

“Were you able to decode the code?”

“No, it's all gibberish to me. I'm giving up on it.” I had walked to Tess' apartment from Wesley's. I couldn't tell her the truth because Wesley had sworn me to secrecy, on pain of perpetual torture, while he was investigating the possibility that Carol had embezzled money from Silver Acres. If Carol got wind of it she would undoubtedly try to kill the investigation, if not the investigator.

“Does this mean you're going back to living a normal life?” Tess asked. “Rocking in your rocking chair and knitting little things for your great grandson?”

“My great grandson is already too big for little things. And the answer is, not quite. I still want to satisfy myself in one area. Who put the shellfish in the casserole and when did they do it?”

Tess sighed a long sigh and said, “I suppose you need my help.”

“I'd like to bounce some things off you. Could you get the pad you've been using to take notes on the case?”

Tess dutifully produced the lined, yellow pad and sat on her couch, ready to write.

I paced up and down her living room, trying to think. “Let's talk about the fire alarm because I have a feeling there is a link between that and the shellfish showing up in the casserole.”

“Unless Harriet put it in before she took it to the recreation room.”

“Okay, but let's not worry about that at the moment.” I didn't want to worry about it because I didn't know of any way of checking it. “First of all, how did the fire alarm get set off?”

“Carol said it was a false alarm. I guess we could ask her if she tracked it down.”

Talking to Carol was the last thing I wanted to do. “There are a number of fire alarm switches in the main building so it could have been set off at any one of them. By anybody. Including the person with the shellfish. You're still a member of the Housekeeping Committee, aren't you?”

“Yes,” Tess admitted.

“So you know Joe Turner.”

“Yes.”

“Could you talk to him about safety procedures? Ask him how the fire alarm system works and whether it's possible to tell which switch set it off.” I wanted to add that I would go with her to ogle Joe, but decided not to push my luck.

“You don't want much, do you? It's a good thing I like you.”

I stopped pacing and put a hand on Tess' shoulder. “You know you want to solve this as much as I do. I can tell you one thing. Ellen didn't set off the alarm. I remember I saw her using her cellular phone at the time the alarm went off.”

***

Albert was running around like a chicken with its head cut off, as my mother used to say. If you're not a farmer you don't want to know the story behind that saying. He had just come home from the university. I was making dinner, like a good housewife.

“Is there anything I can do to help?” I asked.

“I can't find Carol's beeper number,” he said. “I'm supposed to take her to the symphony tonight but we've called an emergency department meeting. She's not in her office and she's not at home.”

Of course I couldn't tell Albert about the suspicions Wesley and I had about Carol. I didn't want to be the one to do it, anyway, because he would say I was prejudiced against her. He would be right.

Albert doesn't have a pocket computer with names and phone numbers, or even an address book. He depends on slips of paper. He probably inherited his organizational skills from me, although I at least have an address book.

He finally found the correct slip sitting beside the kitchen telephone. I glanced over his shoulder at the paper as he punched in the number: 248-3186. I memorized it in my inimitable way: two, two-squared, two-cubed, the two lowest odd digits in descending sequence and the two highest even digits in descending sequence. After a pause I watched Albert punch in his home phone number and hang up. Five minutes later Carol called.

After a hasty dinner Albert dashed out, leaving me alone again. I washed and wiped the dishes, eschewing the use of Albert's dishwasher since there weren't many of them and I have never owned a dishwasher, myself. When I had finished I was faced with an evening with nothing special to do. In spite of making a show of moving ahead, with Tess and Wesley, I didn't have a plan for continuing the murder investigation.

I had possibly contributed to nailing Carol as an embezzler. I should be glad about that because with her gone I could probably return to Silver Acres. Still, it was too soon to award me a Nobel Prize for scam-busting. I pulled out my copy of Carol's code. Wesley had made his own copy on the machine at Silver Acres.

I looked at the number scribbled in the corner of the sheet. Was it a telephone number? I picked up the phone and punched it in. On the fourth ring I heard a hello from a voice I recognized. I waited for the hello to be repeated, to make sure. Then I hung up.

CHAPTER 25

The timing had to be perfect. I don't usually sweat very much, but my skin was clammy and I felt the kind of excitement I hadn't felt since riding on the Matterhorn Bobsleds at Disneyland many years before.

I waited outside the door to the recreation room as the bridge players strolled in. I greeted most of them. A few looked surprised to see me; Ellen didn't look at me at all. After she passed me and entered the room I surreptitiously followed her with my eyes. She picked up her table assignment from Wesley, just as we had planned, and went directly to her table. She placed her handbag on the seat of her chair, as was her custom, and stood talking to Ida, her partner.

I glanced at my watch; the time was three minutes past one. I got more nervous with each second. Maybe Tess couldn't be able to do her part. Wesley liked promptness, but he had said he would give me until five after one before he kicked off the activities.

It was important that we do this today because the bridge club had been cancelled for next week. The residents had received a notice that some renovation was going to take place in the room-something about the heating system. Joe must have been taking measurements for that last week.

I watched the minute hand creep around my watch dial. Four minutes past one. We would have to cancel the show for today. Like the king who wanted to control the tides, I wanted to control time. Then, just as the minute hand passed the six and started its inexorable climb toward the twelve my cell phone rang. Adrenaline surged through my body.

“Hello,” I said, softly, into the phone, my voice shaky. The noise of the talking inside the room and the fact that I stood outside drowned out the ring for the bridge players; only I had heard it.

“All systems go,” Tess said. She immediately hung up.

I walked into the recreation room and signaled Wesley, who was already looking at me, anxious to get started. He got everybody's attention by striking a coffee cup with a spoon and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, Lillian has honored us by baking some of her famous apple pies. Let's enjoy them now while they are still warm.”

As I had anticipated, everybody moved toward the table on which the pies sat. They were purposely not sliced yet; Ellen, who had complimented my apple pie at our ill-fated lunch, grabbed a pie server. So far so good.

Nobody looked in my direction. Even so, I moved back outside the door and two steps down the hall so I was out of sight from the room. I punched Carol's beeper number into my phone. When the proper tone sounded I punched in the number from her code sheet. Then I quickly replaced the phone in my purse and entered the recreation room. I went to the table to help with the pies.

When a telephone rang a minute later I pretended to ignore it since it wasn't mine. Ellen raced over to her purse and pulled out her phone. I was close enough to hear her conversation.

“Hello…I didn't beep you…I don't know…I tell you I didn't do it…I won't…” She hung up without saying goodbye. She walked back to the pie table with a frown on her face.

***

“When Carol called Ellen in response to your beep she knew who she was calling,” Tess said. “She didn't hesitate or check to see whose number it was; she immediately called it. Her first words were, 'Why did you beep me?' She didn't even identify herself.”

“I'm glad I had you watching her. Was she suspicious when you barged into her office?”

“Of course not. I followed her in when she returned from lunch, right after I called you from the reception desk. Fortunately, Ophah hadn't returned and wasn't there to see me use her phone. And I had a legitimate question for Carol regarding housekeeping. But I was afraid she wasn't going to make it back from lunch before the bridge club started. I almost thought it was too late to call you.”

“It almost was. It's a good thing we synchronized our watches. We're getting good at this.”

“I have more information,” Tess said. “Dutifully following your orders, I talked to Joe.”

“What did he say?”

“Joe told me the fire alarm that was set off is the one near the reception desk,” Tess said. “You have to reset it manually to stop the alarm.”

“Good work,” I said.

“Listen, that's not all. Because of your interest in Carol, I checked with her secretary. Carol was in a meeting in her conference room all morning of the day Gerald was killed.”

“Which is near the reception desk.”

“The meeting ended about noon…”

“Which is when the bridge club started, back in the days when it included lunch. And when Ellen made a call on her cell phone the day Gerald died. And when the fire alarm went off.”

“Right. Do I get my gold star?”

“Two of them.”

But my euphoria resulting from finding out that Carol and Ellen knew each other better than I had suspected and that Carol might have some involvement in Gerald's murder was already fading, as we sat in Tess' living room after the bridge club. I had more circumstantial evidence that a crime had been committed, but as usual nothing I could take to the police.

“I don't understand why you think Carol might have a part in this,” Tess said. “Why would she want to see Gerald dead? Does it have something to do with the gift to Silver Acres in his will?”

I couldn't tell Tess that Carol might be an embezzler because of my promise to Wesley. I said, “It does, but don't worry about it for the moment. Think about the fire alarm; who gave us the all clear afterward so we could go back inside.”

“Carol did. I remember distinctly; she came out of the same door we did-the one across the hall from the recreation room.”

“That's what I remember, too.”

“Joe told me Carol's job when the fire alarm rings is the same as his-to see that everybody gets out of the building. She must have walked from her office toward the recreation room, checking to see that anybody in the rooms along the way was exiting the building. One reason that's important is because some of our inmates are deaf and might not hear the alarm.”

“Because they're not wearing their hearing aids.” This remark was aimed at Tess, who sometimes forgot hers. My brain, after a layoff, was working again. “How soon after the fire alarm went off did she tell us it was okay to reenter the building?”

“Not long. Less than five minutes.”

I got up and paced up and down. “Assuming that Carol was at or near her office when the alarm when off, would she have had time to walk to the recreation room, back to her office and then return to the recreation room again before she told us we could go inside?”

“No,” Tess said, positively. “Not if she checked all the rooms.”

“Now for he $64 question. Was she holding anything in her hands when she told us we could go in?”

“Not that I can recall.”

“Nor I.” I stopped in front of Tess. “One of our biggest problems in proving that a murder was committed is that a bowl that might have contained shellfish was never found. Remember, that when the doctor took the casserole dish to analyze, it was the only dish there? There were paper plates for veggies and cookies, but that was it.”

“Right. But are you telling me Carol might have put the shellfish in the casserole?”

“Let's assume that's a possibility. If the shellfish was put into the casserole during the fire drill, who would have had the best opportunity to do it?”

“Carol.”

“And even if one of our other suspects had snuck back into the building, Carol might have caught her at it. In which case it would have come out unless Carol was in cahoots with her.”

“You're boggling my mind, Lil.”

I laughed. “Sorry. Let's concentrate on the question of what happened to the dish that contained the shellfish.”

“Maybe the murderer just tossed it in the trash can.”

“But remember, for some reason there was no trash can in the rec room that day. All the paper plates were piled up on the serving table, along with the napkins and plastic utensils.”

“You're right; I remember there was quite a mess.”

“Come on, Tess, we have a job to do.”

“The only job I have remaining on my agenda for today is dinner.”

“We have to go back to the recreation room.”

“Oh, my poor legs! Lil, you're going to be the death of me yet.”

CHAPTER 26

“It would help if you told me what we're looking for,” Tess said, peevishly. “If there ever was a dish left in here the person leaving it would have come back and retrieved it long since.”

“Unless she couldn't.” I looked around the recreation room, trying to think like a murderer who had to hide evidence in a hurry. Maybe Tess was right. She, whoever she was, could have stashed a small dish behind one of the folding chairs stacked in the corner. It might not have been noticed in the confusion. Then she could have come back and taken it after the hubbub had died down. If so, it was long gone.

I remembered Joe doing his measurements for the replacement of heating ducts that ran under the floor. I saw several vents set in holes in the carpet, situated along the walls. I went to the one nearest the serving table and carefully knelt down in front of it, my old knees creaking in protest. The rectangular metal vent didn't seem to be attached to anything; it just sat on the carpet. I worked my fingers under it and lifted. After some tugging I pulled it right out of the hole.

I could see down the hot-air duct a few feet to where it curved and disappeared from sight. Several tattered cobwebs lined the shaft, but it was clear of anything else. I could picture a small Tupperwear container bouncing down it. Then I spotted a smudge of something near the top of the metal side of the shaft that didn't belong. I summoned Tess to come over.

She rose, protesting, from a bridge chair, and hobbled over to me. But she absolutely refused to get down on her knees. “If I do it will take a construction crane to get me up again.”

“If I'm not mistaken,” I said, “this is the remains of some kind of food. We've got to go talk to Joe.”

Tess looked at her watch. “It's almost five o'clock. He's probably about to leave for the day.”

“All the more reason to hurry.”

“But his office is near Carol's. She might see you.”

“I'll have to take that chance.”

***

Joe's office was smaller than Carol's and not as tidy. Rolls of blueprints leaned against one corner of the wall. His desk was piled high with papers, in no discernible pattern. A photograph stood out from the mess, depicting three children, two girls and a boy, with hair as dark as his.

His rugged good looks reminded me of my own late husband, Milt, except that Milt had been as fair as Joe was dark. If any of the residents of Silver Acres had looked like Joe I would have considered having an affair, but as it was a long generation yawned between him and me and it might as well have been the distance to the nearest star.

He wore a clean and ironed work shirt, short-sleeved, of course, that revealed his muscles. His name was sewn onto the front in cursive writing. He grinned at Tess as we walked into his office and said, “Hiya, Tess. We got the roof leaks fixed in those apartments on the west side.”

“I know,” Tess said. “Several of the residents told me what a good job your men did.”

“Thanks.” He turned to me. “I've seen you before, but…”

“Lillian,” I said. “Lillian Morgan.”

A brief look of surprise crossed his face but he erased it and said, “Lillian-of course.” He leaned back in his swivel chair, which creaked, and clasped his hands together behind his head. “What's the problem now? Squirrels getting into the walls again? Bats in the belfry?”

“No,” Tess said. She hesitated. “You tell him, Lil.”

“You remember the day Gerald Weiss died,” I started, tentatively. He nodded. “It was suspected that Gerald had died as a result of eating food he was allergic to, but as far as anybody knows he wasn't allergic to the tuna casserole that was served for lunch. There was something in the dish that may have been shellfish, which he was allergic to, but nobody admitted putting shellfish in the casserole and there was no evidence that it was malicious, so the investigation was dropped.”

“I'm with you so far,” Joe said. “Is there anything new on that?”

“I think I know where the container is, in which the shellfish was taken to the recreation room.”

“Oh…where?”

“In a heating duct…I'm going to have to show you.”

“You're kidding.” Joe looked at his watch. “Even assuming you're right, can't it wait until tomorrow?”

“If I'm right, it's a police matter and we need to get right on it.”

“Okay, let's go take a look.” He and the chair returned to an upright position and he stood up to his six feet plus height.

Tess groaned. “I've done enough walking for one day. I don't think I can make it back there again, then to my apartment, back to dinner, and so forth.”

“You're right, Dear,” I said. “You go to your place and rest. Joe and I can handle it.”

As Tess limped off I said to Joe, “Do you have a flashlight and some twine?”

Without asking questions he produced those from two of his various drawers and cabinets, then said, “I'm supposed to meet with Carol in a few minutes. I'd better tell her where I am.”

Before I could say anything he picked up his phone and punched in Carol's extension. My heart tried to force its way into my throat. It returned to its normal position when he put the phone down and said, “She's on another line. That's okay; we'll be right back.”

***

Joe peered into the heating duct and said, “I don't see anything but spider webs.”

“How soon does it level out?” I asked.

“Right away. It runs parallel to the floor.”

“So anything that was dropped down there would have stopped just around that bend.”

“Yes.” Joe scratched his head. “I guess there's no way to get at it. Fortunately, we've got a contractor coming next week to replace some of these old ducts, so if there's something there we'll find it.”

“At least we can determine if there is something there.”

“How?”

I opened my purse, found the small mirror I kept there for vanity purposes and pulled it out. “Tie the string around this mirror and lower it into the duct. Then shine the flashlight on the mirror. When it is at the correct angle the light will reflect around the bend and we should be able to see in the mirror if anything's there.”

“Are you some kind of scientist?” Joe asked, with a hint of admiration in his voice.

“I'm a mathematician. But I know that with light rays the angle of incidence equals the angle of reflection.”

Joe laughed and did as I suggested. I watched to make sure he tied the string around the mirror in such a way that the mirror wouldn't come loose and drop out. But he was obviously clever at this sort of thing and tied it securely, like a package.

He lowered the mirror down the shaft while I held the flashlight. Our heads were close together. In my former life I would have been thrilled, but time had taken its toll on my hormones.

I was actually somewhat dubious about how this would work because I thought it would be difficult to control the mirror, but Joe was very dexterous. He soon had it resting on the curve of the duct at the proper angle so that I was able to reflect the light of the flashlight off the mirror and around the bend. As I steadied the flashlight I caught my breath. Even my old eyes could see an object reflected in the mirror.

“It looks like a plastic container,” Joe said. He looked at me. “Lillian, you're a genius.”

The words had a sweet sound, coming from him. “Thanks for your help, Joe,” I said. “Now I'd better go.”

“Go where?”

“Well…to the police. They need to be here when the container is retrieved. There may be fingerprints…”

“We need to tell Carol,” Joe said, emphatically.

I had almost forgotten about Carol. “Does Carol need to know?”

“Of course. She's the boss.”

He left no room for argument. “Okay, you tell Carol,” I said. “I…have to get home to cook my son's dinner. We can call the police later.” I headed for the outside door across from the recreation room, the one we had exited from when the fire alarm went off.

“Come with me,” Joe said. “You're the one who had the brainstorm. You can explain to Carol why you thought there was something in the duct.”

Again, Joe left no room for argument. I whipped out my cellular phone and punched in Albert's number. He wasn't home yet, but I got his answering machine and left a message, saying that I was in Carol's office and that I would be home soon. I emphasized the word “soon.”

As we walked back down the hallway I desperately tried to think of what to say to Carol.

CHAPTER 27

Carol was talking on the telephone when we walked into her office, but she hung up almost immediately and said, “Well, hello, Lillian. I understand you attended the bridge club today.”

Did she have spies reporting every move I made?

“But aren't you here a little late?” she continued. “Albert will be expecting his dinner.”

I didn't like her tone. “I was just headed home now,” I said, trying to keep my voice pleasant. I remained standing.

“We found something,” Joe said.

Carol immediately turned her attention to him and said, “What did you find?”

Joe gave her a brief rundown of our activities. I watched Carol's eyes for a flicker of something, but I saw nothing.

When Joe finished, she said to me, “So you're still doing your detective work. I thought you had retired from that.”

“Almost.” I felt very uncomfortable. “But you're right. I really do have to get home.” I turned to walk out of Carol's office.

“Wait!”

Carol's voice hit me like an electric shock. I stopped in my tracks.

“We need to discuss this,” she said. “Joe, close the door please.”

The walls of Carol's office became prison bars.

“Sit down,” she said, and we both complied. “Now, Lillian, tell me exactly what you know or suspect.”

I looked at her and said nothing.

“When you leave here, what are you going to do?”

“Go home and cook Albert's dinner,” I said, automatically. “He's expecting me.”

“Will you go to the police?”

I remained silent.

“Don't you think we ought to go to the police?” Joe asked.

“Shut up!” Carol snapped at him.

He shut up but looked uncomfortable.

“Okay, let's go through this,” Carol said, suddenly looking edgier than I'd ever seen her. “We know that somebody put shellfish in the casserole and that's what killed Gerald. I'm sure it was an accident, but nobody has owned up to it, which has made you suspicious. It would have been easiest for Harriet to do, assuming she knew about Gerald's allergy, and she has a possible motive, but there is no evidence that she did it.”

I glanced at my watch. Albert would be getting home and wondering where I was and why dinner wasn't ready.

Carol saw my action and said, “You'll be home soon enough. Your theory, apparently, is that the shellfish was added to the casserole during the fire alarm evacuation. You went all the way to San Diego to dig up some dirt on Ellen, but she has an iron-clad alibi. So who does that leave as a suspect-Ida?”

I didn't dignify her question with an answer.

Carol looked me straight in the eye and said, “I suspect that you suspect somebody other than the people we've named so far.” The pencil she had been playing with snapped. “Let's investigate this a little further. You took the trouble to find out that Gerald's bequest to Silver Acres was $500,000, not $100,000, as I had said.

“Then somehow my calendar book disappeared from my purse at Albert's house and then reappeared at my office. This sort of thing doesn't usually happen without some human intervention. And Wesley is suddenly scrutinizing the Silver Acres books, even though he's shown little interest in them during the year-and-a-half he's been president of the residents' association. However, he won't find anything.”

“What are you driving at?” Joe asked.

“Lillian thinks that I had something to do with putting the shellfish in the casserole.”

“But that's not true!” Joe said.

“Of course not. But you know how these old ladies are when their minds start to go.”

“We were both in our offices when the alarm went off,” Joe said, looking at Carol. “Somebody turned on the alarm switch by the reception area, but since Ophah was at lunch we don't know who. We were both on the phone and by the time we hung up and came out of our offices the person had disappeared-apparently down the corridor leading to the dining room. Or maybe the alarm switch was faulty.”

That sounded suspiciously like the gospel according to Carol.

Joe continued, “The established procedure is for Carol and me to clear everybody out of the building. We started at the reception area and covered the whole building.”

“Do you each have your own route to clear the building,” I asked, trying to gain some control, “or do you go together?”

“We go separately,” Joe said before Carol could speak. “It's faster that way.”

“Was Carol carrying anything when you started out?” I asked.

“Nothing,” Joe said, positively.

I hoped that Albert would call and I wanted to waste time, so I said, “Clearing the building reminds me of a problem in topology that goes like this: The city of Bridgeton has a river running through it with two islands in the river. One bridge connects the two islands. Four bridges connect one island with the mainland, two to each side of the river. Two bridges connect the other island to the mainland, one to each side of the river. Starting from wherever you wish, is it possible to cross all seven bridges without crossing any one bridge twice?”

“That's all very interesting,” Carol said, sarcastically, “but hardly relevant to the current discussion.”

“Not true,” I said. “The layout of this building is two long corridors, parallel to each other, with three cross corridors connecting them, two at each end and one in the middle. A short corridor runs parallel to the two long ones, from the reception area to the center cross-corridor and the dining room. Sort of like a boxy eight with an extra vertical line. Similar to but not as complicated as the puzzle.

“Rooms go off from each of the corridors. Your offices are at the two corners of one end of the building, with the reception area in between. If you each started your patrol from the reception area and covered all the corridors, between you, at least one of you had to double back, meaning re-cross a bridge, at some point.

“You're right,” Joe said. “Carol went up the corridor behind the reception desk to the dining room and then over the center cross corridor to the long corridor. There are a couple of rooms between that corridor and her office.”

“So she had to backtrack toward her office.”

“Yes.

“Where did you go?”

“I went up the other long corridor all the way to the end and took the last cross corridor over to the recreation room.”

“Did you beat Carol there?” I asked.

“Yes. She was still checking the library, which is beside the rec room, when I got there. I started back toward the front and passed her as she came out of the library.”

“Was she carrying anything?”

“I already answered that question.”

“But did you get a good look at her?”

“Well…no; she was partially behind the door of the computer room.”

“What did you do then?”

“There was obviously no fire so I went back to the front to shut off the alarm and call off the fire department.”

“And I went outside to tell you it was all right to go back to your bridge game,” Carol said to me. “So I guess that kills your theory.”

“You're the one who said it was my theory,” I replied. Then turning to Joe, “How long did it take you to get back to the front of the building and shut off the alarm?”

“It's a long corridor, but I walk fast. No more than a minute or so.”

I had to get to Joe. I said, “Okay, Joe, listen to this. When Carol doubled back she could have gone into her office for a moment and taken the shellfish out of her refrigerator. And she didn't come outside where we were until after the fire alarm was turned off-until after you turned it off.”

I continued, hurriedly, before Carol could respond, “That gave her enough time to go into the rec room, pour the shellfish into the casserole, give it a quick stir, lift up the heating vent, drop the container down the shaft, replace the vent and then come outside to get us.”

“I told you she's getting soft in the head,” Carol said to Joe.

“Whose idea was it to replace the heating ducts?” I asked.

“Don't listen to her,” Carol said.

“Be quiet,” Joe said. “Lillian is a very smart woman. I want to hear what she has to say.”

“Joe, Carol has been embezzling money from Silver Acres. She needed the bequest from Gerald to cover it up, but he was too healthy so she speeded up the process. She's a thief and a murderer, Joe.” I stopped to catch my breath and waited for a reaction.

Joe turned to Carol and said, slowly, “You didn't tell me when I signed that paper that you were going to kill Mr. Weiss.”

“I didn't want to involve you; you're too soft-hearted. Look, Honey, it was necessary.”

Honey? I remembered what Gerald's attorney had told me: He had had nothing to do with the codicil to Gerald's will and it had been witnessed by Carol and Joe. I wanted to scream, but it wasn't any use, especially with the door closed. Nobody frequented this part of the building at night.

Stall for time. “Ellen was in on it, too, wasn't she? She beeped you to tell you when to set off the fire alarm. She gave you the shellfish-actually, lobster.”

“It is true she wanted to get rid of Gerald,” Carol said, “but of course she isn't in on the money, which was a lucky guess on your part since you don't have any proof. And speaking of money, we need you to make an amendment to your will. I know from my conversations with Albert that you've got bundles to spare. Silver Acres needs it. I've hinted to Albert that you are making a gift to us so he won't be surprised.”

Albert hadn't said anything to me about that, but he was reluctant to discuss financial matters. The room got very cold. “Joe, you're not a murderer.”

“Joe will do what I tell him to.”

From the way he looked at Carol I could see that this was true. “But you and Albert…”

“Mental stimulation. Albert is a cultured gentleman. Joe, on the other hand, has…other abilities. Isn't that the fantasy of every educated woman, Lillian, to have one man for the bedroom and another for the intellectual side of life? Or are you too old to remember?”

“I had both in one man.”

“You were lucky. But now your luck, I'm afraid, has run out.”

I turned to Joe. “Doesn't that bother you, Carol going out with another man?”

“He just takes her to concerts and stuff like that. As long as she doesn't sleep with him it's okay.”

The telephone rang. I waited for Carol to answer it, but she didn't. To get to the phone I would have to go around her desk. While I debated doing that it went to voice-mail, which I couldn't hear.

“That's probably your beloved son,” Carol said. “I could have told him you'd be home in half-an-hour, but I don't like to lie to Albert.”

“I won't sign anything.”

“What? Oh, you're talking about your will. You don't have to. We have your signature on file. We'll scan it into the computer-isn’t technology wonderful-and print it on an official document lightly enough so that when we trace over it with a pen it will look like an original signature. We had plenty of practice with Gerald's.

“Then Joe and I will witness it and we'll be all set. I know you had a strongbox in your apartment where you stored some of your official documents. I looked in your room last time I was at Albert's and saw it there. At your funeral I'll have a chance to slip the original of your amendment in the box, where Albert will find it.”

“Why would I want to give money to Silver Acres now that you've kicked me out?”

“Oh, it will be dated several weeks ago. You just haven't gotten around to rescinding it yet.”

“Albert won't buy it.”

“Yes he will. I have Albert wrapped around my…”

“Be careful,” Joe growled.

“It's just an expression, Honey.”

What should I do now? If I told Carol that Wesley already knew she had embezzled money, they would kill him too. And I didn't want them going after Tess, or Albert, or anyone else.

“You've got a roll of duct tape in your office, don't you?” Carol asked Joe. He nodded. “Go get it. Hurry. And close those blinds on your way out.”

The blinds were for the window on Carol's door. Joe closed them, went out and shut the door behind him. Nobody could see into the office. Carol opened a drawer of her desk and pulled out a gun.

CHAPTER 28

“So what are you going to do to me?” I asked Carol, eyeing the gun. The gun made my predicament, which had seemed like a dream, suddenly very real to me.

“Oh, right. I haven't told you. Well, you're going to have an accident, driving home. Your eyesight, you know, poor dear. After all, you do have cataracts in both eyes.”

Damn those medical records. “Would you like to fill me in on the details?”

“Sure. Joe, among his other accomplishments, has been a movie stunt man. Car crashes are part of his repertoire. You're going to be in the driver's seat, but he'll be at the controls. And he'll be wearing a seat belt. You won't, of course, and your car is too old to have an air bag.”

Joe came in with the duct tape. “Tape her mouth shut,” Carol said. “Tape her legs together and tape her hands behind her back.”

Joe did as he was told, quickly and efficiently, without looking me in the eye.

“Come with me,” Carol said to Joe. He followed her out of the office and closed the door.

What now? Could it be that Carol had to convince Joe of his role in this shenanigan? Joe had apparently not been part of the team that had effected Gerald's demise so he was not yet a murderer. Whatever the delay, it bought me a little time.

To do what? Not time enough to free my hands. And I couldn't move anywhere without expending more energy than I had to expend. My purse sat on the floor beside my chair. My cell phone was in my purse. Could I get to it?

I slid down from my chair to the floor, trying not to break anything. I wriggled into a position where I could reach my purse with my hands. I got my hands inside the purse and found the phone. I pulled it out and managed to move my hands in tandem around to one side of my body far enough to look at the phone and refresh my memory as to where the keys were.

With some effort I could punch the keys. How could I use it? Call 911? No, because a cell phone doesn't have a location and I couldn't speak. Leave a message? What kind of a message? I could beep Carol. What number would I leave? That would be a momentary distraction, at best.

I knew one other person who had a beeper. Mark carried a beeper because the bar he worked at sometimes asked him to come in at odd hours. Since the only remaining requirement for his Ph. D. was to finish his dissertation his time was flexible.

I knew Mark's beeper number because he had told it to me after the escapade at Ellen's apartment. He had said to call him if I ever needed help. It was 543-9625, an easy number to memorize: descending sequence for three digits, starting with five, then three squared, three times two, two, and ending with the first digit-five.

I punched in the number and hesitated; what return telephone number should I give? The telephone number to my apartment had been cancelled. If Mark called it he would get an out-of-service message, but he had called me before and perhaps he would recognize it as belonging to me. I punched it in and disconnected.

I connected again and repeated the process: Mark's number, wait a few seconds for the tone, which I couldn't hear, my number, disconnect; connect and repeat. I did the sequence over and over again, like sending out an SOS from a sinking ship. I became obsessed with doing it as many times as I could, punching the buttons faster and faster. My heart raced and I gasped for breath, needing to breathe through my taped mouth. I half collapsed on the floor.

Carol and Joe returned to the room and found me like this, the phone still in my hand. Joe wore a motorcycle helmet, padding used by in-line skaters on elbows and knees, and gloves. I knew he had a motorcycle; I didn't know he skated.

“Well, what have we been doing?” Carol asked, plucking the phone from my hand. “Trying to call for help? You look sick; don't have a heart attack. Or maybe it would solve all our problems if you did.”

I immediately forced myself to relax and steadied my breathing. I glanced at Joe; he looked as unhappy as I felt.

“Okay, Joe,” Carol said, “you know what to do. Go get Lillian's car and bring it right up to the front door. Then come back inside and put her in. The keys are in her purse.”

Joe looked inside my purse. He said, “I can't find anything in there.”

My purse is no more cluttered than anybody else's, but Carol took it and said, “Do I have to do everything myself?” She plunged her hand into the purse and came up with my keys. I thought, fingerprints, but a lot of good they would do me.

Joe went to carry out his mission and Carol packed up for the night. She stuffed a few papers into her attache case and then she dropped in the gun.

Joe came back way too soon and Carol went out the front door; Joe watched her from the office window. Carol's telephone rang. I looked at Joe but he ignored it. The ringing stopped.

When Carol signaled, Joe picked me up as if I were a large pillow and carried me rapidly to the front door. The parking lot was deserted because the residents were eating in the dining room and there weren't likely to be any visitors at this hour.

The passenger-side door to my car was open. Joe set me on the seat and closed the door. He exchanged a few more words with Carol that I couldn't hear and then got into the driver's seat of my car and off we went.

CHAPTER 29

I turned my head and saw Carol following us in her Mercedes. Where were we going? Joe didn't say anything; he was intent on driving. I started making noises, trying to tell him to take the tape off my mouth. At first he ignored me; when I kept it up he must have realized that I could be seen from other cars so he ripped it off in one quick movement.

It hurt like hell and I screamed. Joe gave me a warning glance and I stopped. I said, “How about taking the tape off my arms and legs?”

“And have you attack me?”

“You're not afraid of an old lady like me, are you?”

“You old dames are the worst.”

Did he think I was going to give him a karate chop? “Where are we going?”

“To your son's private road.”

I never would have guessed it but it was completely logical and completely diabolical. The mile-plus road almost never had any traffic, except for family members. Trees-large trees-flanked both sides of the road. Perfect for crashing a car into. Everyone would think I had lost control of the car on the way home.

Joe drove at a moderate speed so as not to attract attention. I figured I had about twelve minutes. I said, “Joe, you're not a murderer yet. Your only crime so far is forgery. That might get you a few years in jail, but you know the penalty for first degree murder.”

He didn't say anything, just concentrated on his driving. I couldn't see his face very well because of the helmet. I wasn't getting through to him.

“Joe,” I said, “you said you didn't care if Carol went out with Albert, as long as they didn't sleep together. Well, guess what they did Sunday evening.”

“No! You're shittin' me.”

“It's true, Joe. I live in Albert's house now and I know. I heard them go upstairs together. The master bedroom is upstairs, Joe. They didn't come down again until many hours later. You know as well as I do what they were doing.”

Joe didn't speak but he sped up. That didn't bode well for me; it meant that my demise would come that much sooner. I said, “Carol loves your bod, but yours isn't the only one she loves. You don't have an exclusive on her, much as you'd like to.”

Joe looked in the rearview mirror. I twisted around and saw that Carol's car still followed us. “If you go past Albert's road and take the first left,” I said, “you'll come to a police station in about a mile. Go there, Joe. Give yourself up.”

I kept talking, trying to persuade him. I couldn't tell whether my words were having any effect. When we got to Albert's road he stopped at the intersection. Carol stopped behind him. He got out and walked back to her car. They talked for several minutes.

Joe returned to my car; I hoped he was going to drive on to the police station, but he turned into Albert's road instead. My heart sank. I twisted around and saw that Carol had also turned into the road but then stopped. She apparently wasn't going to follow us any farther.

Joe drove around several bends and down a hill until we were out of sight from Carol but still out of sight from Albert's house. As we came around a right-angle turn there were three deer smack in the middle of the road. Joe slammed on the brakes and the car skidded to a stop. The deer regarded us with insouciant stares and didn't move.

I had previously regarded the proliferation of deer in the area as a nuisance, but not now. Joe impatiently honked the horn, but then quit, apparently fearing that he might attract attention, even out there in the middle of nowhere. I hoped the deer had nothing on their schedules and would remain where they were.

They started walking slowly down an old path. We watched them for a few seconds and then Joe suddenly started up, turned into the path, which was wide enough for a car, and stopped again. He pushed me forward in my seat and quickly ripped the duct tape off my hands. Then he bent down and took it off my feet.

“Get out of here,” he said. “Go to the house, but stay off the road until you're near the house. Carol's going to come in a few minutes to make sure you're dead and to pick me up. I didn't dare go to the police station because I was afraid she'd shoot up this car with us in it.”

“What are you going to do?” I asked.

“Don't worry about me. I'll drive the car far enough into the woods down this old path so she can't see from here that it hasn't been damaged, and stop it against a tree. Then I'll come back and wait for her. When she gets here I'll act like I've been in an accident. That will be easy; I've been in enough of them.”

“Be careful,” I said.

“I will.”

I opened the car door and laboriously stepped out. I immediately fell on my face; my leg had fallen asleep.

“Are you all right?” Joe asked.

“I'm fine,” I said, crawling away from the car. “Go on.”

I feared that Carol would come and catch us here. Joe reached over and pulled the door shut. Then he drove the car into the woods. I struggled to stand with the help of the nearest tree. My leg prickled and had no strength; I hobbled a few steps and leaned against another tree.

A fallen tree blocked my path, a remnant of last year's hurricane. the tree was too long to walk around in my present condition. I decided to climb over it. I managed to get one leg over the trunk and I was swinging the other leg over when it caught on a branch and I fell again.

Pain shot through me. I needed to get up, but when I raised myself to a kneeling position and tried to stand, my gimpy leg collapsed. As I lay there I heard footsteps; Joe was walking fast back toward the road.

I heard a car coming. It must be Carol. The car stopped a few feet from me. The fallen tree hid me from her view and vice versa. I strained to listen.

The car door opened and Carol said something that sounded like “Well?”

Joe said, “It worked slick as grease. Everything's fine. I just hurt my knee a little.”

“But the car's so far off the road.”

“It was easier to do it that way. The trees are too close together along here and too close to the road.”

“You idiot! Nobody's going to believe she drove way in there by accident.”

“Maybe they will.”

“Did you take the tape off her?”

“Of course. Here it is.”

“I want to see her.”

Footsteps.

“We've got to get out of here, Carol. Somebody might come.”

“I just want to make sure you didn't leave any evidence. If you're hurt, wait here for me.”

“I swear everything's clean. Let's just go.”

More footsteps. The two were now on the other side of my tree, both speaking at once.

Carol said, “Leave me alone, damn it!”

Joe said, “Wait! Give me the gun. It's over, Carol.”

Sounds of a scuffle. A gunshot. Another. A masculine groan. Then temporary silence.

The silence was broken by more footsteps, moving in the direction of my car. Running footsteps. When the sound diminished I realized I had been holding my breath. I gulped air and threatened to hyperventilate. I consciously slowed my breathing, but my heart didn't slow down. It was going for a record.

I painfully got to my knees so that I could peek over the log. I poked my head up and saw Joe, lying on his back, right in front of me, blood soaking his shirt. He didn't move. His helmet was off and he looked handsome, even in death.

I turned my head toward my car; I could see it through the trees. Carol was looking in the window. I had a few seconds of leeway before she came back, searching for me. I looked around but I didn't see a better hiding place than where I was. I couldn't move very far, anyway, without her seeing me. I hoped she didn't conduct a thorough search.

Carol circled my car, speeding up as she went. The only thing that was saving me was that she was searching for me where I wasn't. I turned my head and looked at Carol's car. It was much closer to me than to Carol. I was an experienced Mercedes driver. It had a security code, but I remembered it from our discussion on the previous Sunday. Could I reach it before she did, in spite of my leg? If so, was the key in it?

It faced toward Albert's house and there wouldn't be time to turn it around on the one-lane road. If I managed to get it started and drove to the house I could get there before Carol could back my car to the road and follow me. That would give me time to alert Albert and he had a rifle.

I was tempted to try to reach Carol's car, but even if I beat Carol to the car she could hit me with a lucky shot. Still, that might be preferable to waiting for her to find me-waiting to die.

I was getting up my nerve to attempt a dash to Carol's car when she started back toward me. It was too late for me now because she would see me as soon as I moved, and break into a run. And even wearing a skirt she could easily outrun me in my present condition.

She looked from one side to another as she came. She walked a few feet off the path to check behind several fallen trees. She would do the same when she got to mine. I prepared to duck my head because she was getting too close for comfort.

I thought I heard the sound of another car, approaching from the main road. Carol stopped walking; she heard it too. She stood, undecided, for four or five heartbeats; then she ran for her car, gun in hand. I quickly lowered my head and listened to the sound of her footsteps as they hurried by me, crunching twigs and dead leaves.

I popped my head up again and saw Sandra's little red Toyota come around the corner. Carol had reached her Mercedes, but she didn't get in. She dropped her gun into the pocket of her suit jacket and turned to face the oncoming car. It pulled up behind Carol's car and stopped. Sandra was driving; Mark sat in the passenger seat; Winston sat in his car-seat in the back.

As the two older ones got out, Carol went into an act. “There's been a terrible accident!” she cried, pointing down the path she had just retraced, toward my car. When Sandra and Mark looked in that direction they also saw Joe's body.

I couldn't let them get sucked into anything, especially with Winston here. With a great effort I stood up and shouted, “Watch out! She's got a gun!”

Sandra and Mark stared at me. I must have looked like one of the living dead. I had blood on my face and dirt all over. My appearance distracted them from Carol, who looked at me too.

“Thank God you're alive!” Carol said, striding the few steps to me. She kept one hand in the pocket with the gun. “I thought you had been…” she hesitated.

“Killed?” I asked.

She grabbed my arm with her free hand.

“Carol shot Joe!” I shouted. “She tried to kill me too.”

Carol pulled the gun out of her pocket and placed it against my head.

“Let her go!” Sandra said.

She and Mark edged closer to us.

“Hold it!” Carol commanded. They stopped. “Now listen to me.”

Carol's hand that held me was shaking and her breathing was rapid.

“Sandy,” Carol continued, “move your car out of the way but don't try to drive off or your grandmother gets it. Mark, turn my car around and leave it running.”

“She's going to shoot me anyway,” I said. “Get away while you can.”

Carol's grip on my arm tightened. Sandra watched as Carol shoved the barrel of her gun into the back of my head. As I winced, Sandra carefully walked back to her car, keeping one eye on Carol.

“I remember that your car has a security code,” Mark said to Carol. “What is it?”

“Seven, three, five, one,” I said. All the odd prime digits, starting with lucky seven and going down, up, down.”

“I'm glad I told you,” Carol said, jabbing me with her gun. “When I forget it in the future I'll ask you.”

“Mark,” I said, as he turned to go to the Mercedes, “remember our nim game? After your first move I knew it wouldn't go.”

“No tricks!” Carol said, poking me with the gun again.

Mark looked at us for another moment. I stared back at him, trying to give him a telepathic message. Then he got into the Mercedes, started it and turned it around, using the cleared path. He left it running, with the driver-side door open.

Sandra simultaneously moved her car well past the Mercedes toward Albert's house, taking Winston out of the line of fire, and then cautiously walked back toward us. I wished she had kept going.

Carol told Sandra to throw her keys into the Mercedes and then stand away from the car with Mark. Then, pointing the gun at my back, she made me limp in front of her up to the Mercedes. I glanced at Mark; he winked at me.

Carol forced me to get in the passenger side, which was closest to us. She locked and shut the door and raced around to the driver side before I could escape, but I managed to unlock the door and lower the electronic window a few inches.

Carol shut her door and tried to put the car into gear. As I anticipated, she couldn't get it out of Park. She dropped the gun into her lap so she could yank on the gearshift with both hands. Moving faster than I had in quite a while, I reached past her arms and snatched the gun. She tried to grab it back; she had her hand on it for an instant but with a last burst of strength I pulled it away and threw it out the window.

Mark immediately ran to the car and opened my door. He pulled me out and jumped in to subdue Carol, but she climbed out her side and began to run toward the main road. Sandra gave chase; she ran every day so it was no contest. She rapidly closed the gap between them and brought Carol down with as fine a tackle as I've ever seen.

Mark was right behind her. He took over guarding Carol so Sandra could run to her car and collect Winston. Her motherly instincts came out as she carried him back to us, hugging him and whispering to him, but keeping his head pointed away from Joe's body. Winston babbled, happy to be out in the fresh air, but when he saw my bloody face he pointed at it and said, “Uh oh.”

CHAPTER 30

“You owe us some explanations, Lil,” Tess said. She had collapsed into one of my chairs, having spent the day helping me move back into my apartment at Silver Acres. It was Saturday, exactly one week after I had moved out. The last two days I had talked to the police, rested and recuperated from my wounds.

My descendants were there, too, all three generations of them, plus Mark. We were drinking beer or coffee, according to personal preference. Winston practiced climbing onto his favorite chair. King walked from one person to another, putting her head in laps and asking to be petted.

“For example,” Sandra said, “how did you manage to communicate the locking code for the Mercedes to Mark. When I ask him he says it's a military secret.”

“That's easy,” I said. “Remember the game of nim Mark and I played in the bar the night we met?”

“What's nim?” Albert and Tess asked together.

“I'll tell you later,” I said. “But for Sandra's edification, the first move Mark made in that game was to remove three toothpicks from the five-row, leaving 7-2-3-1. That is the combination that locks the transmission in Carol's Mercedes for 30 minutes to prevent theft.

“How on earth did you both remember the details of that game?” Sandra asked.

Mark and I grinned at each other. “Great minds think like,” he said.

“Maybe you'd rather be dating Gogi than me,” Sandra aid, flipping her blond hair.

“If only I were 50 years younger,” I said.

Tess turned to Sandra. “And why did you and Mark turn up at precisely the right moment?”

“I was at Sandy's place sponging a meal,” Mark said, “when my beeper started going off, over and over again, always with the same number. I called the number, but I got an out-of-service message.”

“It was Gogi's former number here,” Sandra said. “We figured she was trying to tell us something…”

“We called Albert to see if she was with him,” Mark continued, “and he said she was with Carol at Silver Acres, but when we called there we got Carol's voice mail.”

“We called Tess' apartment, but she hadn't seen Gogi for an hour or so,” Sandra said. “So we decided to drive the route from Silver Acres to Dad's house. Fortunately, Silver Acres is almost on the way from my condo to Dad's place. We didn't see Gogi's car in the main parking lot there…”

“Or Carol's car,” Mark cut in.

“Then we drove directly to the farm and ran into Lillian and Carol on the road. It's a good thing you carry a cell phone, Gogi.”

“Modern technology is sometimes useful,” I said, remembering that Carol had said the same thing about forging my signature. I was gratified that Sandra had been cooking a meal for Mark. Nowadays, if a woman sleeps with a man, it means little. But if a woman cooks for a man, it can mean a lot.

“I still can't picture Carol as a murderer,” Albert said, shaking his head.

I don't know whether Albert was more upset by the fact that Carol was a murderer or that she was two-timing him. She was in jail, without bail. Ellen had also been arrested, but she had already bailed herself out. Apparently, she wasn't a danger to the community. At least, she should be ejected from Silver Acres, like I was. In any case, I wasn’t planning to eat dinner with her any time soon.

“One more question, Lil,” Tess said. “Why didn't Joe carry out the plan to kill you?”

“Joe was going to kill me on orders from Carol because he was in love with her,” I explained. “So I put a doubt into his head; I told him a lie-I told him that Carol had slept with Albert.”

“A lie?” Albert asked. Then he looked around the room and decided not to say any more. Instead, he said, “Well, Mother, now that you're back here I hope you're going to act more like a retired person.” But he said it somewhat defensively. After all, he had cooperated in getting me thrown out.

“Cross my heart,” I said, making the motion, but of course I crossed my fingers also.

Wesley poked his head in the open door and said, “May I come in?”

I invited him to join us and introduced him to the people he didn't already know. When he had a cup of coffee in his hand he said, “I now have the proof that Carol was embezzling money. The figures she was feeding the bookkeeper don't match the actual bank balances.”

“Joe may have gotten some of that money too,” I said.

“Poor Joe,” Wesley said. “He was a good man. I think Carol corrupted him.”

“He died for me,” I said, suddenly choked up. I almost added that in a vote between him and me I would have voted for him to live.

“The Board will have to hire a new director now,” Tess said.

“They're already working on that,” Wesley said. “And they have commissioned a complete audit of the books. It's about time.” He turned to me. “I had to get Angie transferred to the skilled nursing building. I couldn't take care of her any longer. We don't know…how long she's going to last.”

“Oh,” I said. I was always shocked to hear that one of the residents had deteriorated or died, even when I had expected it. “I'm sorry.”

“So I don't have a dinner companion. Perhaps you and Tess would like to join me for dinner in the dining room once in a while.”

I didn't say anything. Tess glared at me and said, “Of course we will.”

Of course we will. Anyone who can manipulate numbers the way Wesley can isn't all bad.

Content

Thirteen Diamonds

Alan Cook CHAPTER 1

CHAPTER 2

CHAPTER 3

CHAPTER 4

CHAPTER 5

CHAPTER 6

CHAPTER 7

CHAPTER 8

CHAPTER 9

CHAPTER 10

CHAPTER 11

CHAPTER 12

CHAPTER 13

CHAPTER 14

CHAPTER 15

CHAPTER 16

CHAPTER 17

CHAPTER 18

CHAPTER 19

CHAPTER 20

CHAPTER 21

CHAPTER 22

CHAPTER 23

CHAPTER 24

CHAPTER 25

CHAPTER 26

CHAPTER 27

CHAPTER 28

CHAPTER 29

CHAPTER 30