Janice Bennett

Cold Turkey

Cold Turkey Copyright© 2006 Janice Bennett

Events Unlimited, Book One

For Rob-and for everyone who appreciates the joys and camaraderie of small town life.

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Chapter One

Rain pounded down, hammering cones and needles from the pine trees, beating the full force of its fury right on top of me. Or rather, right on top of Freya, my ‘65 Mustang convertible-top currently up and not leaking, thank heavens. That, in itself, was a minor miracle. The odds of the top’s latch staying properly in position, thereby keeping me and the vintage upholstery dry, decreased proportionately to the drench potential of the weather. My luck at the moment was too good to last.

We lurched through a new pothole, and I muttered a word my Aunt Gerda would never consider ladylike. Right now, though, I couldn’t afford a front-end alignment. For that matter, right now I could barely afford to fill up Freya’s tank. But I didn’t want to think about my financial woes. I only wanted to arrive at my aunt’s house, sink into a hot bath reeking of lavender or violets, snuggle into my old fuzzy robe, and forget my problems in her eccentric and delightful company.

I avoided a fallen branch, crested the hill, and my headlights glittered off the familiar wrought iron gate. Open. Welcoming. I could really use welcoming.

I eased my foot off the gas as Freya bumped off the blacktop and onto the rutted gravel of the drive. That proved enough. The latches sprang, and the convertible top popped up about two inches, just enough to let in the driving rain. I groped for the canvas, and only succeeded in knocking it back about a foot. Damn and damn again. Either the top’s mechanism stuck tight, or it slid down at the slightest touch. I’d have to stop using so much WD-40 on the blasted thing.

With unerring accuracy, we found a new pothole. Vilhelm’s cage rattled on the seat beside me, but nary a cheep emerged from beneath the cover. Not that my poor parakeet didn’t mind, he always maintained a disgruntled but dignified silence during our car trips. One of these days, I’d have to find a way to rig lights for this stretch. The driveway twisted for a hundred yards, and the pines and sequoias grew so close together that even on the brightest of nights-which this certainly wasn’t-they blocked any glimmer from moon or stars.

We rounded the last bend, and the dark shape of the house emerged in front of me, perched high amid the wind-tossed trees as it cantilevered out from the hillside. Silent. No lights. And way too early for Aunt Gerda to have gone to bed. A finger of disquiet tugged at the edges of my mind.

I slapped it away. The rain, the long drive, and my rotten mood were combining to create the “dark and stormy night” syndrome, and anyone pushing forty was too old to succumb to that nonsense. I studied the familiar shape of the deck, the gabled roof, the paler outlines of the windows. Nothing sinister or threatening. Just home. And that probably meant a power outage. Again.

Comforted by this reflection, I proceeded to test the hypothesis. A quick fumbling with the fold-down sunshade produced the automatic opener I kept clipped there. I clicked it toward the garage, and the double doors emitted their customary rumble before beginning their upward journey. All right, so Aunt Gerda still had electricity.

The ceiling light flickered to life, illuminating the empty interior. No Hans Gustaf-Aunt Gerda’s bright blue Pathfinder. She had gone out. That explained the lack of light, the house stood empty.

Great. Just great. I eased Freya through another, deeper, pothole. Some homecoming, with no one to greet me. And I had no one to blame but myself. Aunt Gerda didn’t expect me until tomorrow, Thanksgiving Eve. That should teach me to lose my temper, quit my accounting job in San Francisco, and flounce home down the too many miles of California coastline to lick my emotional wounds. My aunt could be anywhere in the tiny town, from visiting her nearest neighbor-a mere quarter mile down the road-to working late in her store, Upper River Gulch’s sole video/antique/used book emporium, an establishment which made up exactly one ninth of Upper River Gulch’s business district.

I pulled into the space on my side of the garage. I’d been living away from here for over fifteen years, but the old wood-burned sign still hung above my parking place. “Annike and Freya” it read, encircled by painted flowers. The hominess of it brought a lump of emotion to my throat. I switched off the engine, then leaned back in my seat, closing my eyes. I hated driving in the rain. Not to mention the lingering guilt I suffered from having informed my boss, for whom I’d slaved these last six years, precisely what kind of a jerk he was. I’m afraid I even made some reference to his turkey, its dressing, and what he could do with them.

I turned my head on the rest to regard my passenger and lifted up a corner of the cage cover. “We’ve arrived,” I informed the parakeet.

Vilhelm glared back at me, not deigning to dignify my comment with an answer. I hadn’t expected one. After the ordeal of a drive, it always took Vilhelm a good half-hour to unruffle his bright green feathers and return to his normal verbose self. I should enjoy the quiet while I could.

I unfolded myself-all six foot one of me-from the car, dragged my duffel bag from the backseat, then went around the other side to retrieve the cage. With one burden in each hand, I exited the garage. This triggered the security monitor, which blinked on to spotlight the twenty drenched redwood steps that led up the outside of the garage to the deck and front door above. Rain pelted down my neck until I reached the semi-shelter of the roofed porch.

Clumsy, a huge black neutered tomcat, sat on the braided hemp welcome mat, his tail curled around his feet. From all directions, other cats descended on me, stropping against my ankles, meowing their protests at being outside on this miserable wet evening. Through this tangle of fur and purr, sharp teeth attached themselves lovingly to my ankle.

“Yes, I’ve missed you, too, Furface.” I didn’t need to look down to know who had just welcomed me. Furface always made his presence felt in a very tangible way. “Why didn’t she leave you all inside?” I set down my duffel and sorted through my keys for the correct one. “No, you don’t,” I added as two of the cats-calico Birgit and gray and white Dagmar-reared up on their haunches to sniff the cage. I swung Vilhelm to safety, inserted the key in the door, and let us all within.

At least Aunt Gerda had left one light on. It shone from the back of the house, from the large bedroom she had converted into a study. I flicked the switch that turned on the living room corner lamps, and the comfortable room with its oak floor, hand-woven rugs, blue-gray upholstery and brick fireplace sprang to life. Home.

Still with the cage held at shoulder level, I wended my way through the clutter of my aunt’s loom, spinning wheel, and far too many baskets spilling over with colorful, hand-dyed wool, and made it to the hall. The first door on the right stood ajar. This had been my room since my parents died when I was only seven. I set Vilhelm on top of the bureau, dropped my duffel on the floor and my fingers found the wall switch with the ease of long experience.

Light filled the cozy room, and I cast an assessing eye over the furnishings. Just the way I’d left everything from my last visit. Well, almost. Olaf, an abnormally rotund lavender point Siamese, blinked at me from the comfort of the queen-sized bed’s flowered pillow shams, and the curve of an orange tail-Mischief’s-protruded from beneath the matching dust ruffle. Pausing in front of my dresser mirror, I tried to smooth rain-darkened strands of shoulder-length permed blonde hair out my eyes, but gave it up as hopeless. I turned to my bed, scooped up one cat in each arm, went into the hall, and pulled the door closed with the toe of my running shoe. Vilhelm might find cats almost as fascinating as they found him, but he needed peace to recover from his journey.

And speaking of cats, four of the seven currently in residence at Aunt Gerda’s had gathered at the far end of the long hall where they stared fixedly through the open door that led into the study. Not so much as an ear or tail twitched. I froze, while fingers of uneasiness played a cadenza up my spine.

For a long moment I hugged the two cats I carried, then set them on the loomed runner that extended the length of the hall. The Siamese Olaf hunkered his considerable bulk down low and crept up on the others, while the orange Mischief beat a hasty retreat toward the living room.

Probably a half-eaten gopher. Or worse, something they hadn’t quite finished off yet. I hated that the most, I can’t stand to see anything suffer. I shivered, and knew I was overreacting. “What have you guys dragged home this time?” I demanded. My voice sounded unnaturally loud in the empty house.

None of the cats turned to look at me, which did nothing to steady my nerves. I really didn’t want to go near that room. Which was utter nonsense. If it were something I could help, I would. And if it were something messy and long gone, I’d just leave it for Aunt Gerda. They were her furry little monsters, after all. On that thought, I strode down the hall, nudged my way between two of the beasties, and peered into the study.

Book shelves lined the walls, filled to overflowing with paperbacks, hardbacks, and oversized volumes, everything from poetry through science fiction and mysteries to scholarly tomes of history and philosophy. A Sunset magazine lay open on the low table between the two overstuffed chairs. Nothing more vile than cat hairs lay on the rya throw rug that covered the polished light oak floor. Heartened by this, I took a step into the room and looked around the door, to where my aunt’s gigantic redwood desk stood in front of the French windows that let out onto the back deck.

A man sat at the desk. Or rather, he slumped over it, one arm flung across the inevitable clutter on the surface, the other dangling at his side. The lamp on one corner didn’t show his face, which was turned away from the door, but it did an excellent job of illuminating the intricately carved handle that protruded from just below his collarbone on his left side. A dark stain spread from it, across his white shirt and gray suit coat, down his arm, to where it pooled in a burgundy mass across my aunt’s financial records.

I pried my fingers from the doorjamb and took a faltering step toward the desk. I wasn’t really seeing what I thought I saw. I couldn’t be. It simply wasn’t possible. It had to be an elaborate practical joke, and one in the worst imaginable taste. Knowing some of my aunt’s more eccentric friends, that just might be the case.

Still, it looked awfully real. And the cats were upset.

I closed my eyes and drew a steadying breath, which only brought the unmistakable odors of blood and bodily fluids.

Okay, no joke. I had to pull myself together. If there were any chance this man might still be alive, I had to do something, help him-I forced one foot in front of the other until I stood beside him. My gaze focused on the knife-except it wasn’t one, it was a letter opener. Aunt Gerda’s letter opener. I knew the delicately depicted cat that decorated its head.

I swallowed the bile that churned upward from my stomach. The letter opener had drawn one hell of a lot of blood. Part of my mind registered that the IRS would never be able to make heads or tails of my aunt’s business receipts, after this.

And speaking of blood-it no longer seeped from the wound. With a shaky finger I touched the man’s shoulder. It felt sticky, as if the blood had begun to dry.

He was long past any help I could give him, no question about that.

My mind kicked back into gear. He hadn’t fallen on the letter opener, and I didn’t see how he could have stabbed himself, not at that angle. Which left murder. But how long ago? Minutes? Seconds? For all I knew, my entrance to the house might have interrupted the act in progress. The murderer might still be here, lurking somewhere… I fought back a rising panic, forcing myself to think clearly. If some homicidal maniac intended to attack me, he could have done it easily by now. More likely, he would have slipped out by the French windows while I was talking to the cats.

The authorities. I had to call the sheriff. But I couldn’t bring myself to reach over the body for the phone. Instead, I sidled around to the other side of the desk. This gave me the added disadvantage of a clear view of the man’s face, with the open, staring eyes that no longer saw anything. His gray-flecked brown hair, I noted through a daze, remained impeccably styled. Clifford Brody, C.P.A., wouldn’t even be caught dead other than perfectly groomed.

Movement near the hardwood floor made me yelp. One of the cats, the calico Birgit, emboldened by my presence, slunk into the room. I shooed her out, then succumbed to a craven impulse and followed, closing the door firmly behind me. I’d call from another phone. Preferably one at the other end of the house.

I made it down the hall, through the living room, past the dining room door, and into the country kitchen redolent of herbs. Only a few steps from the royal blue wall phone my knees collapsed, dumping me onto one of the brightly painted wooden chairs set around the ancient pine table. I could use a stiff drink. Aunt Gerda would recommend strong tea, with something for nerves, like oat straw, in it. Call first, I ordered myself. Then I’d search out my aunt’s chocolate stash.

I hauled myself to the phone and punched in from memory the number for the Merit County sheriff’s office, then clutched the receiver, trying to order my mind. I couldn’t stammer out the incoherent gibberish that currently filled my head. Not if I wanted anyone to understand me. Dagmar, the gray and white tabby, wound herself around my ankles, and as the phone rang, I scooped the cat into my arm and cradled her there for comfort. Mine, not hers. She squirmed at the tightness of my hold, and I settled her more contentedly against my shoulder.

A bright, familiar woman’s voice answered with an encouraging, “Sheriff’s office.”

Deep breath. “This is Annike McKinley, at-”

“Annike? Hi, it’s Jennifer. Been a long time. You home for Thanksgiving?”

“Jennifer,” I repeated. The woman had been answering the phone twelve years ago, when I first met Tom McKinley, who already had been the county sheriff for five years. Who probably still would be if he hadn’t gotten in the way of that bullet during a drug bust seven years ago. Jennifer, who’d been at our wedding, and who’d accompanied the deputy sheriff when he’d come to break the news to me of Tom’s death.

“Are you going to stop by for a visit?” Jennifer’s voice sounded cheerfully over the line. “We’ve got a new guy here, just took over when Sheriff Guzman retired last month. Love to hear your opinion of him. He’s-”

“Jennifer,” I managed to break in. “We’ve got someone-I mean, we’ve got a body-”

“Don’t tell me, there’s a carcass in your kitchen. Someone murdered a turkey, right?”

“No, an accountant.” Except in the case of Clifford Brody, the point could be argued that he was both.

“An…” Jennifer broke off. “No, don’t tell me. Now, why,” she muttered, “would a turkey be called an accountant? No, don’t spoil it, let me guess the joke.”

“No joke. Listen, I’m serious. It’s Clifford Brody. He’s dead. And he’s here, in my aunt’s house.”

“Brody? God, Annike, are you serious? He’s dead? Really?” She exhaled in a ragged breath. “Who am I going to get to do my taxes this year?”

I let that pass. “Will you get someone out here? An ambulance, and the new guy, and we’ll need a forensic team.”

“Any chance he’s still alive? I mean, did you check for a pulse? Do CPR?”

“No need.” The vision of Brody’s face rose in my mind, all too clear, and I shuddered. More distressing, though, had been that lack of warmth, of any sense of a vital life force… “Just get them out here.”

I hung up, my knees buckled, and I groped my way back to the chair, still hugging the purring Dagmar. Clumsy, the black tom, joined us, scrambling up my leg and onto my lap. The tiger-striped manx Hefty settled on my feet. I closed my eyes, hugged the cats and tried not to think about Clifford Brody.

An engine sounded in the driveway, and I tensed, to the annoyance of the beasties. Had the sheriff been out on patrol nearby? I waited, listening, and the rumble of the garage door reached me. Aunt Gerda. Thank God, she was back. I rose, dislodging Dagmar and Clumsy, and ran for the front door.

The rain had slowed to a drizzle. Noises drifted up, of the garage closing, of a car door slamming, then the safety stair light switched on, revealing Gerda’s tall figure, wrapped in a purple wool cape. She started up the steps.

“Aunt Gerda-” My relief at seeing her faded beneath my need to warn her, not to let her walk in on the horror that waited.

Gerda waved. “You’re home early, dear. What a delight to find Freya in the garage. How did you get away so soon?” She reached the landing and spun about, swirling the damp wool of her cape. “What do you think? I cut it off the loom only three days ago.”

“Great. Get inside, it’s starting to rain harder, again. There’s…there’s a bit of a problem.”

Aunt Gerda stopped one stair below me. Feathers of faded blonde hair emerged from beneath a knitted tam of hand-spun purple wool. Her blue eyes sparkled as she fixed me with an accusing gaze. “You’ve lost your job.”

“No. That is, yes, I quit. But that’s not what I’m talking about. It’s-”

“You quit? You mean you have another job all lined up? You didn’t just walk out, did you?”

“Yes, I just walked out. I tried to hold on, but-”

Aunt Gerda sniffed. “You always act before you think, that’s your problem. Honestly, a widow of thirty-nine should be beyond throwing temper tantrums. What were you planning on doing with yourself? How will you keep Vilhelm in seed treats and cuttle bones? Well, you’ll just have to move back here, won’t you?” She mounted the last step and enveloped me in a welcoming hug.

I returned it with fervor. “Aunt Gerda,” I tried once more, only to break off. How did you tell your beloved aunt there was a dead body in her study? One complete with her letter opener rammed through its chest, at that? It wasn’t something you just blurted out.

Gerda pulled back, a gleam lighting her eyes. She lowered her voice. “Maybe it’s all for the best. Why don’t you set up as a rival to Brody? You’re a C.P.A. every bit as much as he is.” She led the way into the house. “We’ll all be glad to have someone honest and trustworthy for a change. Take a stab at him!”

I blanched. My throat got a stranglehold on my voice and refused to let it out. Numbly, I accepted the canvas shopping bag Aunt Gerda thrust at me. I checked inside automatically and headed for the kitchen to put away the giant bottle of vanilla, its sole contents. “Funny…funny you should put it that way,” I managed at last.

Gerda paused in the dining room while she dragged off the tam, then fluffed her mangled curls. “I can promise you my business, for one,” she continued, her voice still hushed with conspiracy. “And just about everyone else in town will be only too glad to switch over, you’ll see.” She cast a frowning glance toward the living room and the hall beyond. “I suppose he had to call someone for a ride home. Now I’ll have to apologize, but I honestly didn’t mean to be gone so long. He is gone, isn’t he?”

“In a manner of speaking.” I closed the cupboard. I had to tell her. I drew a deep breath and searched for words gentle enough to break such a terrible shock.

Gerda trailed me into the kitchen, unfastening the single button at the throat of her cloak. She swept it off and draped it over one of the painted chairs where it could drip onto the hand-loomed rag rug that covered the hardwood floor. She stared at me, her brow creased. “Something’s troubling you.” She pushed me onto one of the chairs, then settled herself on the other side of the old pine table. “Out with it. What’s the matter?”

I swallowed. “It’s Brody. He-” I broke off, startled as Gerda flushed.

“Did he take my papers away with him?” she demanded. “The nerve of that man! I specifically told him not to. When I get my hands on him…”

“He’s dead.” Oh, damn, exactly the way I hadn’t wanted to let it out.

“You bet he is. Just as soon as-”

“I mean…” I swallowed again. “I mean he already is.”

Aunt Gerda froze, then blinked at me. “Dead? You mean as in…dead? No longer among the living? Funeral time?”

I nodded. “Funeral time.”

“Well.” Gerda stared into space for a long moment, digesting the information, then rose and crossed the kitchen to the pantry cabinet. She dragged open its door, drew out a brightly painted enameled tin canister, and deposited it on the table in front of me. As she pulled off the lid, the odor of raspberry chocolate chips wafted forth.

It left me queasy, but caffeine was caffeine, and chocolate doubly so, with other added benefits. I picked out a single chip from the trove, but couldn’t bring myself to eat it.

Gerda popped a neat dozen into her mouth. When she had dealt with these, she turned back to me. “It’s unsettling, certainly, but I never liked him, you know. It’s not a devastating blow to me, or anything like that. Why are you making such a fuss over it?”

My frayed nerves stretched a little further. “Maybe because I found him. Funny, you know, how finding a corpse in your aunt’s study has an unsettling effect on you.”

“Finding… In your aunt’s study?” She surged to her feet. “You mean here? Now? He’s here?”

I nodded.

“Of all the nerve!” Aunt Gerda turned on her heel and stormed from the kitchen.

I caught up to her halfway through the clutter of wool baskets in the living room. “You don’t want to go in there.”

She slowed, but didn’t stop. “I suppose it’s too late to tell him off,” she agreed. “But we can’t just leave him there. Have you called anyone? The paramedics?”

“The sheriff.”

That stopped her. “What do you want him for? Or was it just habit?”

“Necessity. He didn’t exactly have a heart attack, I’m afraid.”

“He didn’t? Was it an accident?” Gerda stared at me, aghast. “Oh, please, tell me it wasn’t an accident! That damned sister of his will sue me for everything I’ve got, as if she hasn’t managed to cheat me out of a good deal of it, already!”

A vision sprang into my mind, of Brody’s body lying across the desk with the letter opener protruding from his chest. “I suppose you’ll be delighted to hear it’s murder?”

“You’re sure? There’s no chance of it being an accident? No,” she added as she pulled away from my restraining hand. “I want to see for myself.”

She marched down the hall and shoved open the door into the study. For a long moment she stood just over the threshold, unmoving. I waited outside my own room, hugging myself, feeling the sort of chill that threatened never to let go.

“What a god-awful mess,” Gerda declared at last. “How…” A long moment of silence followed, then she turned to face me, her complexion unnaturally pale. “That’s my letter opener,” she managed to choke out.

I hurried to catch her arm. “You shouldn’t have looked at him.”

She shook herself free. “Annike, did you hear me? That’s my letter opener!” Her voice rose on a note of hysteria. “He was stabbed with my letter opener!”

“I noticed.”

She looked over her shoulder. “We’ve got to get rid of him. He can’t be found here, not like that. We’ll have to take him somewhere, leave him…”

“No we won’t.” I got a firm grip on her and led her resolutely back toward the living room. “He stays right there ‘til the sheriff arrives. I’ve already called him, remember?”

Gerda cast me a frantic, baleful glare. “How could you do such a thing to me! Well, we’ll just get rid of my letter opener, then.”

“We’ll do nothing of the sort. That’s tampering with the evidence. Now, come back in the kitchen. We both need a strong cup of tea.”

Gerda dug in her heels. “Annike, you don’t understand! If he’s found like this, I’ll be arrested! You don’t know what’s been going on. Unless we do something, right now, before it’s too late, I’m going to be convicted of murder!”

Chapter Two

“Convicted…” My voice trailed off as I stared, bewildered, at Aunt Gerda. “What do you mean convicted? Why on earth should anyone even suspect you of murder? It’s ridiculous! You’re just upset, you should never have gone in there.”

“Stop patronizing me!” Gerda hugged herself. The color had drained from her cheeks, leaving her unnaturally pale beneath her dusting of powder. “I know what I’m saying. I told you, you don’t know what’s been going on.”

I drew a deep breath and guided my distraught aunt toward the kitchen. After shoving her into a chair, I poured a selection of chocolate chips from the tin container across the table. Gerda grabbed several and chewed them with frantic urgency.

I waited until she swallowed and reached for more. “Okay, tell me the worst. What have you been up to?”

“I-” Gerda broke off and gathered a handful of chips, then laid them out, one by one, in a straight line in front of her, as if giving herself time to think. When she at last looked up, it was through half-lidded eyes that revealed nothing. “No, you’re quite right, dear. I am overreacting. Talking utter nonsense, in fact. It…it’s just been a bit of a shock, that’s all. Now, help me get my mind off it ‘til the sheriff arrives. Tell me about the drive. Did it rain the whole way? How is Vilhelm? I don’t hear him chattering his little head off. Is it too late for his evening cheep session?”

“He’s fine. But you’re babbling. Why?” I stared her down, waiting.

Color tinged her cheekbones. “I’m not babbling. I’m just a bit upset right now, and I’ve got every right to be. I’ve got a murdered man in my study!”

“You were upset before that, when you first mentioned him. Come on, out with it. What are you trying to hide from me?”

Her flush deepened. “Nothing! I’m just upset because of all the uproar we’re having around here. Anyone would be.”

“Uproar? What uproar? What’s been going on?” My gaze narrowed on her. “Have you been fighting over something with Brody?”

“No! Of course not!” She didn’t meet my gaze. She glanced around, as if seeking a diversion, and found it in the three cats who sat around her feet. She detached Furface’s teeth from her ankle, then gathered up an armload of lavender point Siamese. “No, Olaf. No claws,” she informed him, and for a long minute busied herself settling the animal in her lap.

“Well?” I prodded.

“It has nothing to do with Brody,” Gerda averred with too much fervor. “But it’s typical of him that his dying act would be to make one last muddle for me. Why couldn’t he have had the decency to finish my accounts, then go and get himself killed somewhere else?”

“I doubt if anyone asked him his preferences.” There had been some major disagreement, if not an actual fight, between Aunt Gerda and Brody, of that I now felt certain. I wouldn’t push, though. I’d get it out of her eventually.

Gerda, having found a tangent, was up and running with it. “Now we’ll have the sheriff and his people tramping over the place all weekend, tracking mud through the house and nibbling all the Thanksgiving goodies.”

“I doubt the new sheriff will like it, either,” I stuck in dryly. “Videotaping the football game just isn’t the same as watching it live.”

“That’s Brody all over, making life as difficult as possible for everyone else. And now, of all times! Honestly, Annike, it couldn’t be worse timing. There’s so much work to do!” She handed over the sleepily blinking Olaf and rose, pacing with restless steps to fill her kettle, a blue and white enameled job made in the shape of a whistling bird. She turned a burner to high. “Get out the chamomile and peppermint, will you, dear? We need something soothing.”

I deposited the cat on a chair, then selected the dried herbs from among the sizable collection in the racks hung on the pantry cabinet door. “Why’s this a worse time than any other for him to be killed?” Was there any good time to be murdered? And just what was it my aunt was hiding?

She looked down her long nose at me. “The Thanksgiving weekend festivities, of course.”

“What on earth does he have to do with them? I mean, no one’s going to cancel anything because of this, are they? We’ve held the community dinner for what, thirty-something years, now?”

“It’s gotten a little more complicated this year.” Gerda brought down her antique blue onion pattern teapot and filled it with hot tap water. The familiar occupations of making tea and discussing town events seemed to calm her. “This afternoon our Event Coordinator quit on us.”

“Why so late in the proceedings? All the work must be done, by now.” I fished in the cupboard for the ever-present tin of shortbread cookies. Lemon, this time.

Aunt Gerda pulled a woven cozy from a drawer and set it beside the pot, then smoothed it with nervous fingers as it lay on the tiled counter. “But that’s why it’s all such a crisis. She didn’t do anything. And I was going to call her up tonight and give her a piece of my mind, and now I can’t.”

“Can’t spare a piece of it, you mean?”

That succeeded in diverting her, at least for the moment. She fixed me with a reproving eye. “Living on your own is doing nothing for your manners, young lady.”

“Thank you. I haven’t been called young in years.”

Aunt Gerda snorted. “You’re only thirty-nine.”

“And counting,” I agreed, pleased with the success of my tactic. “So why can’t you call her? Who is it?”

“Cindy Brody.”

“Ouch.” The kettle’s rumblings took on the first note of a whistle, and I retrieved it from the stove. In the renewed silence, I asked, “Aren’t she and…I mean, weren’t she and Brody getting divorced?”

Gerda emptied the tap water from the pot and began measuring in spoonfuls of loose herbs. “Anyone else would have been over and done with it by now. But that’s Cindy, always complaining and never finishing.” She moved back, allowing me to add the boiling water.

“So Cindy took on the job, and you’re only just now finding out she didn’t do anything? I’ll just bet the SCOURGEs are in an uproar.”

Aunt Gerda directed a pained look at me. “You mean the Service Club Of Upper River Gulch Environs.”

“That’s what I said. The SCOURGEs. If they didn’t want to be called that, they should’ve been more careful about choosing their name. Are they going to kick her out of the club?”

“Technically, she doesn’t belong anymore, anyway. She moved to Meritville as soon as she decided she wanted a divorce.” Gerda popped the lid on the pot, covered it with the cozy, and set it on a trivet in the middle of the huge pine table.

“Sounds like a ‘good riddance’ on all sides. Okay, so nothing’s been organized. Everyone’s done it all so often before, they can cope anyway, wouldn’t you say?”

“I told you, it’s been expanded a little. We need someone who isn’t already working on something to take charge, and where can we find someone who-” She broke off, a sudden gleam lighting her eyes.

“Oh, no, you don’t! I am not crazy enough to actually chair a SCOURGE project.”

“Of course you are, dear. You’re the very person.” She inspected the pot and poured tea into the blue and beige stoneware mugs I unearthed from a cupboard. Her voice, as she continued, sounded tight. “It’ll let everyone know you’re here to stay, and more than capable of stepping into Brody’s shoes. No, that’s not the best choice of phrases at the moment, is it? Well, you know what I mean. If you’re going to be living here, this is just the thing.”

“Sort of a ‘welcome home’? Gee, thanks. If no one will hire me as their accountant, maybe I can open a business as an event coordinator. Events Unlimited, that’s what I’ll call myself.”

Gerda breathed in the pungent steam from her mug. “Not bad. We’ll work on the name. The first event on the program is the pancake breakfast Thanksgiving morning. As far as I know, Cindy hasn’t bought any of the food or lined up cooks. She did say something about ordering the turkey for the raffle prize, but that’s the least of our problems.”

The faint wail of a siren punctuated these last words. I looked up, met my aunt’s stricken gaze, and tried to smile. “Guess we have to quit pretending this has nothing to do with us.”

Aunt Gerda nodded. Her softly powdered complexion had faded once more, and strain etched itself about her eyes. She swallowed and managed a wavering smile. “Pity. Tea, cookies, and a project. Best medicine there is. Heavens, I should have straightened up the living room. Everything’s in such a mess. Not at all the way I want strangers to see the place.”

“Better not to have touched anything.”

The sirens filled the night. I rose and drew back the hand-woven curtain so I could look down into the yard, in time to see lights swing onto the drive. A minute later the sheriff’s elderly Jeep pulled around the last bend and halted in front of the garage. An ambulance followed, then came a light-colored sedan. Four men and three women climbed out from the collection of vehicles and ran through the rain toward the stairs.

I turned back into the room. “Well, the investigation’s underway.”

Gerda made a rapid attempt to at least tidy the kitchen table. “I suppose you’d better let them in.”

“Gee, thanks.” I opened the door as the first yellow-slickered figure reached the top step.

The man ducked beneath the overhanging roof of the porch and dragged off his rain hat. For a long moment he studied me, his sharp gaze traveling the considerable distance from the top of my dark blonde perm to the begrimed soles of my ancient running shoes. “Ms. McKinley?” he hazarded. “I’m Owen Sarkisian.”

“The new sheriff.” I looked him over even more critically than he’d regarded me. Tallish-perhaps an inch over my own six foot one-wiry build, tightly curling black hair flecked with premature gray, sharp features with rain trickling down a dominant nose. And young. He couldn’t be much over thirty. I didn’t approve.

His eyebrows shot upward, and his mouth broke into a grin that had probably melted a heart or two. “Jennifer warned me I wouldn’t measure up. Okay, let’s get it over with. Yes, I’m from Los Angeles, but no, I don’t plan to use my tough-guy big-city tactics on your beloved little town. I don’t have any. And no, I don’t expect you to believe me. What you can believe is that everyone’s told me no one can do this job as well as your late husband. So take that as already said, okay? Now that’s settled, we’d better get on with what I came for. You’re the one who found Clifford Brody?”

“I did.” He was direct, at least. I moved back to let him into the house. The other people crowded on the steps behind him, still in the rain. They’d drip all over the hardwood floors.

Gerda, her expression determinedly composed, appeared at my elbow, her arms filled with towels. “I want your raincoats so I can hang them in the kitchen. Dry yourselves on these.” Her tone brooked no disobedience.

Sheriff Sarkisian unbuttoned his slicker. I took it from him, eyeing his uniform with a grudging acknowledgment for its crisp creases. Neatness didn’t automatically make him a good sheriff, though. I agreed with popular opinion-no one could do the job better than Tom McKinley. And I’d give anything if he could still be here to do it. Some kid fresh from the city wasn’t my idea of a replacement.

A woman pushing middle age emerged from another slicker, revealing knee-high boots, a burgundy mid-calf corduroy skirt, and a white sweatshirt with the sleeves pushed up to the elbows. The light fell across squared features, layered brown hair that curled about her ears, and the friendly countenance of Dr. Sarah Jacobs. She offered an apologetic smile to me. “Some welcome home for you, isn’t it? How’ve you been?”

“Fine-until tonight.” I took her rain gear, as well. “You’re medical examiner, now? Do I offer my congratulations or condolences?”

“Bit of both.” She accepted with gratitude the towel Gerda held out to her and rubbed it vigorously over her face, neck and hair. “Don’t mind the sheriff,” she added. “He’s not usually this edgy. In fact, he kind of grows on you.”

“I’m not edgy,” Sarkisian informed her. “I’m just not used to finding drunks parked in the middle of the road. And I take it I don’t have to introduce you to anyone.”

“Not around here. Small town, remember?”

Sarkisian rolled his eyes. “Is there anybody in this entire county who doesn’t know everyone else-aside from me?”

Dr. Jacobs shook her head. “Only in Upper River Gulch. There’re lots of people in the rest of the county who haven’t come our way.”

“Give it five or ten years,” I told him as I took the doctor’s towel, “and you’ll start to fit in, too. Either that or you’ll go screaming back to your big city.”

“I like small towns,” Sheriff Sarkisian complained. “I came here on purpose.”

Sarah Jacobs patted his shoulder. “We all suffer from fits like that. Don’t worry, it’ll pass, then you can go home to where you don’t have to drive fifteen miles just to find a restaurant or theater.”

“All I said was that I wished one of the pizza places would deliver to the boonies,” he muttered. He accepted the towel Gerda still held out pointedly, and mopped his face. “Where’s the body?”

“At least he doesn’t call it a ‘stiff,’” Gerda muttered to me in a too-loud aside.

“You watch too much TV,” I shot back. “What was that about a drunk?”

“He means Adam Fairfield,” Dr. Jacobs explained. She moved aside to allow the two paramedics and a slightly built, bearded man into the crowded entry hall. The round face of Roberta Dominguez, the police photographer, showed from behind the shoulders of the others. As the crowd shuffled in, muddy puddles formed on the brick-colored tiles at their feet. I shifted my load and collected more slickers and ponchos.

“Adam Fairfield is not a drunk!” Gerda, bristling in her neighbor’s defense, thrust towels at the new arrivals. “He’s just been depressed since Lucy divorced him. That was six months ago,” she reminded me. “I told you all about it, remember?”

“Vividly,” I murmured.

“All right.” Owen Sarkisian added his towel to the collection of wet things I already held. “Technically he might not be a drunk, but he was asleep at his wheel with that battered old pickup of his sticking out into the road, and definitely a few beers or whatever for the worse.”

Sarah Jacob’s gray eyes gleamed. “So why didn’t you run a breath test on him and book him?”

The sheriff avoided her gaze. “He wasn’t actually driving. I’ll stop by in the morning when he’s sober enough to pay attention and put a scare into him, don’t worry. I had a more important matter on my mind.” He directed a questioning glance at me. “Which way?”

Gerda cleared her throat. “I…I’ll show you.” Without meeting my troubled gaze, she made a rapid collection of the remaining towels, dumped the soggy armload on top of the heavy pile I already held, then ushered the investigating team through the living room and down the hall to the study beyond.

Why was Aunt Gerda so afraid? What had been going on around here? Seething at not being able to just shake it out of her, I headed into the huge kitchen, then glared at my burden. With a sigh, I opened my arms and allowed everything to fall to the polished floor. I prodded the heap with the toe of my shoe, then sorted out the slickers which I draped over the backs of chairs. Too much mud clung to the towels just to put them in the dryer. Instead I tossed the lot into the washing machine, then carefully measured in soap and vinegar in lieu of softener before starting it.

I should probably brew a pot of coffee for everyone-provided Aunt Gerda had anything non-herbal in the kitchen these days. I refilled the bird-shaped kettle, poured water into a large saucepan as well, and put them both on to boil.

The room felt cold. That necessitated lighting the pellet stove that stood in the corner of the formal dining room. It wasn’t until I was fiddling with the knobs, adjusting the burn, that it dawned on me I was searching for excuses not to go near the study.

I closed my eyes, allowing myself at last to acknowledge my own shattered nerves. I was too darned sensitive to atmospheres and the emotions of others. I needed a stretch of quiet and solitude. Fat chance. I wondered how long the crime scene investigators would infest the place.

Someone touched my shoulder, and I jumped from where I knelt by the stove, spinning about and half rising.

Gerda regarded me with a forced smile. “A bit nervy, there, aren’t we?”

I sank back on my heels. “How’re they doing?”

“Taking forever.” With a jerky movement, she brushed unruly strands of her faded fair hair from her forehead. “Roberta’s going nutty with her camera, like always. She’s taking shots of everything from every possible angle, and they’ve got these numbered cards set up all over the place and little plastic bags, and paper ones, and tweezers. And they’re all wearing surgical gloves.”

“You mean they’re going to analyze every single cat hair? I wish them luck.”

Aunt Gerda stared at the wavering flames as they consumed the compacted sawdust pellets. “They’ve tracked mud all over the rugs.”

“It’ll come out. Come on.” I stood, turned her around, and marched her into the kitchen. The homey aroma of drying herbs surrounded us, comforting in its familiarity. I pressed her onto a chair painted bright blue. “Careful not to lean back. There’s wet rain gear.”

The kettle, which had been rumbling in an agitated manner, gave an experimental whimper which rose to a shrill scream. I scooped both it and the saucepan off the burners and began assembling mugs from one of the oak cabinets. I couldn’t remember how many people had come. Reaction, I supposed.

“Why did this have to happen!” Gerda exclaimed suddenly. “Why-” She broke off, then resumed with suppressed savagery, “He’s dead! Clifford Brody is dead. He’s been murdered. Here, in my house!”

“That just about sums it up.” But it didn’t provide the key I needed to understand her fears. I removed the cozy from the pot and poured my aunt the last of our previous chamomile and peppermint brew, then rummaged in the pantry cupboard for the bottle of emergency rum. I added a healthy dollop and handed it over.

Gerda sipped in silence for almost a minute. “Someone,” she said at last, “came into my house while I was gone, and killed him. I don’t feel safe, here, now.”

“Yes, you are.” I set down the ceramic pot in which I’d placed new herbs and boiling water, and laid a soothing hand over her trembling one. “Tell you what, though. I’ll get you a dog. A great big one with a worthwhile woof.”

Gerda sniffed. “It would scare the cats.” She looked around. “Where are they?”

“Probably hiding under your bed. Or more likely, in it. You know how they are with strangers clomping around. How about if I get you a flock of geese? They’d make even more noise than a dog.”

Footsteps approached down the hall, crossed the living room, and Owen Sarkisian strode into the brightly lit kitchen. He accepted the mug of fresh tea I handed him, and sat at the table across from Gerda. His brow puckered as he stared into his steaming mug.

“Small town.” He looked up and his brown eyes studied Gerda. “Everyone knows everything about each other, I suppose?”

Uneasiness flickered across my aunt’s face, to be replaced almost at once by her determinedly sweet, mildly reproving smile. “That’s a bit of a cliché, don’t you think? Besides, we’re larger than we seem. We have a population of nearly two thousand. Upper River Gulch is a bedroom community for everyone who wants to escape the computer industry during off hours. I would have thought that as sheriff, you’d know that.”

Sarkisian inclined his head in acknowledgment. “But there aren’t many of you who have businesses in town, are there? Dr. Jacobs tells me there’re only nine of you.”

“Eight, now,” I murmured. I measured more herbs into a stainless steel tea ball and set it into the saucepan to steep.

Sarkisian ignored my interruption. “Do you belong to any sort of business association?”

Gerda blinked. “Or course not. That would be too formal. Hugh Cartwright-he owns the Still-suggested it once, but they’re not really part of our little community.”

“The Still? You mean Brandywine Distillery? Why don’t they count?”

“They aren’t downtown. Not in our little district, I mean. And they’re a large business-well, large by our standards. We only count the ones that cluster at the intersection of Fallen Tree Road and Last Gasp Hill.”

Sarkisian nodded. “So there are a total of nine-” he shot a challenging glance at me, “-shops or offices in Upper River Gulch.”

“Unless you want to count the school, library, and post office,” I offered without looking up from the second pot of tea I prepared. “That makes three more.”

“Thank you, Ms. McKinley. I’m sure I couldn’t have figured that out on my own. Now, Ms. Lundquist,” he turned back to Gerda, “I just want to make sure I have a few basic facts straight. The victim came here, to your house, at your invitation? So you did know he was here. But then you went out and left him alone?”

“Yes, but…” Gerda’s face drained of blood.

“I’m just trying to get an overall picture.” The sheriff leaned forward, folding his hands on the table and fixing her with a compelling smile. “Why don’t we begin with why you asked him to come over, and why you then left.”

“Why I…” As abruptly as Gerda had blanched, stormy color now surged into her cheeks. “You don’t believe I did go out! You think I stayed right here and murdered him! You’re actually accusing me! Annike, I told you this was going to happen!”

Sarkisian’s eyebrows rose. “That’s a pretty strong reaction to a simple question, Ms. Lundquist.” His tone invited an explanation.

Her flush deepened. “I do not have a guilty conscience, so quit implying that I do.”

“Oh, I rarely need to imply anything,” the sheriff assured her with a misleadingly gentle smile. “I let people do that for themselves.”

And that, finally and thankfully, rendered my aunt speechless.

Chapter Three

Gerda’s silence didn’t last for long. Or rather, not for long enough. She turned on me. “He’s trying to make me say I killed Brody! He actually thinks I’m capable of committing murder!” She swung back to face the sheriff, and the look she directed at him gave that suspicion some justification. “And you’re just basing it on the circumstances of where he was found! You haven’t even gotten to motives-” She broke off, snapped her mouth closed, then regrouped her forces. “Don’t you think you ought to look at real evidence?”

Owen Sarkisian closed his eyes for a moment. “That’s what I’m trying to do.”

“I think,” I said in an attempt to diffuse the situation, “she wants you to look for exotic foreign cigarette butts with traces of outlandish colored lipstick.” I couldn’t understand what had set Gerda off like this. It was completely unlike her.

The sheriff turned a pained look on me.

“Or maybe,” I went on, hoping Gerda would take the hint and lighten up or cool down or something, “a trail of gum wrappers leading to a size nine shoe print with an unusual pattern on the sole?”

“Thank you, Ms. McKinley. Your insights are invaluable. I’m sure. To someone. Now, Ms. Lundquist, I only asked-”

“You’re trying to upset me and make me say things I don’t mean!” she accused him, still in full flare. My interruption hadn’t done any good.

A ragged sigh escaped him. “Calm down, Ms. Lundquist.”

“How can I calm down when you’re accusing me of murder!”

He spread his hands. “I’m not accusing you of anything. I only asked-”

“Then you’re stopping just short of it!” she exclaimed. “Is that how you go about your investigations, bullying people? Or,” and her gaze narrowed on him, “is this your first murder case?”

“Here, yes. Over the course of my career, not by a long shot.”

“Well, maybe you can get away with making wild accusations in Los Angeles,” she snapped, “but not here.”

“So who’s making wild accusations-except you? I just asked a very logical question-why you went out and left Clifford Brody in your house. Was he alone? Were you expecting anyone else? What was he doing, anyway? And where’s his car?”

Gerda drew a shaky breath and pushed up the sleeves of her lilac turtleneck. After a moment she smoothed them down to her wrists again. Her anger visibly faded, leaving her deflated. Only a haunted look remained in her eyes. “His car was getting an oil change. I promised to drive him back to his office when he was done.”

Sarkisian nodded, smiling in a deceptively gentle manner. He made no interruption.

After a moment, Gerda went on. “He was checking over my tax records for me. Before the end of the year, so I’d know where I stood while I could still make investments. And I wasn’t here because I ran out of vanilla.”

The sheriff’s mobile eyebrows rose. “I presume there’s a connection there, someplace.”

Gerda clenched her hands. “Of course there is.”

“Cooking the books,” I murmured, unable to prevent myself.

Sarkisian shot me a quick glance containing an unexpected gleam of amusement before turning back to Gerda. “So you went out when? How soon after he got here?”

Gerda frowned. “His sister dropped him off around three-thirty. So an hour, maybe a little less. I left here just before four-thirty.”

The sheriff cocked an eyebrow at me. “And you? I take it you hadn’t arrived, yet. When did you get here?”

“A little after six, I think. It’d been dark for awhile.” I hesitated. “The-his blood-it felt sticky when I touched his shoulder.”

“We’ll leave the time of death up to the doctor, I think.”

I folded my arms. “You mean you aren’t about to trust anything I say?”

“I mean it’s a damned difficult thing to determine. For all I know, the murderer could have stood there with a blow dryer pointed at the blood. Now,” he offered Gerda a placating smile. “You went out to buy vanilla. Just that? Nothing else?”

“That’s all I needed.”

Before he could voice his next question, lights flashed through the big front window as a car swerved around the curve in the drive. Owen Sarkisian rose, strode into the living room, and pulled back the curtain. “Light-colored four-door sedan,” he called over his shoulder. “Old Pontiac, I think.” He watched a few seconds longer. “Woman getting out. Short curly hair, it looks like.”

“Peggy,” Gerda announced. “That’s Margaret O’Shaughnessy. She’s my nearest neighbor. You’d have passed her driveway about a quarter mile down the road.”

Sarkisian looked back at Gerda. “You expecting her?”

“No, but we’re always dropping in on each other.”

Light footsteps hurried up the outside steps, and Sarkisian crossed to the front door and swung it open. A moment later, Peggy O’Shaughnessy poked her thin, bird-like face inside, an anxious expression creasing her brow. She stared blankly at the sheriff through her huge wire-rimmed glasses, blinked, then her searching look slid past him.

“Gerda?” Her voice rose, trilling like a reed flute. “What’s going on? I heard the sirens. Are you all right? Annike? Oh, wonderful! We didn’t expect you until tomorrow. That wasn’t you arriving, was it?” She peered at Sheriff Sarkisian again. “With a young man?” she added, forever hopeful.

I located an almost dry kitchen towel and presented it to Peggy. The little woman ran it over her flyaway mop of short permed hair, currently an improbable orange-red to hide the gray, then touched it gently to her face, careful not to smudge her makeup. She kicked off her running shoes in a corner, then padded into the kitchen in her bright chartreuse socks, hand-knit from one of Gerda’s more outrageous dying and spinning jobs. Settling at the pine table across from her friend, she accepted the cup of tea Gerda proffered.

“Well?” Peggy demanded. She turned to look at Sarkisian, who had followed her into the cozy room. “Oh.” Her face fell. “Not a gentleman friend of Annike’s. You’re our new sheriff, I take it. What’s happened? Did someone try to break in?”

Sarkisian folded his arms. “You hear or see anything unusual during the last couple of hours? Loud noises? Cars racing past?”

Peggy slid her glasses down her pointed nose and peered at him over the top. “Why?”

Sarkisian closed his eyes for a pregnant moment. “Can’t anyone just answer a simple question around here? Did you hear or see anything?”

“Well,” Peggy pointed out kindly, “if I knew what you had in mind, it might help.”

“Someone murdered Clifford Brody in my study while I was out,” Gerda explained.

Sarkisian glared at her. “If you don’t mind, Ms. Lundquist…”

“I’m just trying to move things along. There’s no point in not telling her, is there?”

“Maybe you’d like to drive down the middle of your main street shouting it through my loudspeaker,” he suggested, exasperated.

“Why on earth would I want to do any such thing?” Gerda shot back, her expression far too innocent. “Really, don’t you think you ought to stop being so frivolous and set about finding out who murdered him? We’ve got a lot of things to take care of.”

Peggy, who had been staring open-mouthed at Gerda during this exchange, turned to me. “Is he really dead? Clifford Brody?” At my nod, Peggy’s wide mouth worked, as if she struggled to contain some strong emotion. Her control slipped, and for a fleeting moment she broke into a broad smile, which she mastered at once. With a suitably somber expression, she turned to the sheriff. “How terrible. Especially for Gerda. And Annike. Who did it?”

“He seems to think I did,” Gerda stuck in before Sarkisian could speak.

“I never said that!” the sheriff protested. “Damn it, I’m trying to find out-”

“Then why are you just standing there?” demanded Peggy. “For heaven’s sake, young man, what do you expect to accomplish if all you do is open doors for people?”

He started to speak, then closed his mouth again. “Next,” he finally said through gritted teeth, “I suppose you’re going to tell me how Tom McKinley would have had this murder solved by now.”

“Well, he certainly wouldn’t have wasted time suspecting Gerda,” Peggy pointed out.

The sheriff flushed. I watched in sympathy as his jaw clenched. Frustration seemed to radiate from every pore. Peggy frequently had that effect on people.

I turned a quelling glance at the little bird-like woman, only to surprise an odd expression in her eyes. Fear? Peggy? No, that had to be absurd. What had my aunt’s closest friend and neighbor to fear? Except possibly the same undisclosed worry that haunted Aunt Gerda?

“You want me to get on with the investigation?” Owen Sarkisian strode up to the table and glowered at all of us, indiscriminately. “Okay. Which of you ladies smokes?”

“Not in my house!” Gerda objected.

“Smokes?” I looked from my aunt to the sheriff, perplexed. “Why?”

“There’s a rather fancy lighter, a Navajo-design case of stamped silver with a chunk of turquoise, lying on the desk beside the body. But no smell of cigarettes, cigars, or smoke anywhere. Not on Brody, not in the room. So what’s it doing there?”

“Silver and turquoise…” Peggy’s voice trailed off. She fumbled at the strap that hung over her shoulder, dragged her cavernous hand-woven bag into her lap, unsnapped the top, and pawed through the contents. Slowly, her gaze rose to Gerda.

“I took it last time you were here,” Gerda said quickly.

Too quickly? I studied the set of my aunt’s features. I knew her expressions, could read them no matter how hard she tried to disguise them. I hadn’t a doubt she was lying.

“You took it?” Peggy blinked.

Gerda turned to the sheriff. “I’ve been trying to get her to quit smoking for years, now. Everyone in town knows that. Nothing’s worked so far, so I thought I’d try subtle means for a change. Like hiding her lighter, or her cigarettes. Make it more difficult for her.”

Owen Sarkisian looked from one to the other of them. “And when was she here last?”

“This afternoon,” Gerda said, at the same moment that Peggy announced, “Yesterday.”

“Yesterday,” Gerda corrected at once, while Peggy cried out, “This afternoon.”

“Yesterday?” Sarkisian jumped on Peggy’s first answer. “And you hadn’t noticed yet that your lighter was missing?”

“This afternoon,” Peggy repeated more firmly. “I-I forgot I’d come over.” Peggy cast a frantic glance at Gerda. “I do so often, you know. And I have other lighters, anyway.”

“You’ve been so busy, I don’t see how you could have noticed which lighter you were using,” Gerda stuck in, doggedly loyal.

“It’s been fun, though,” Peggy assured her. “I’m in charge of selling raffle tickets for the turkey drawing this year,” she explained to Sarkisian. From the depths of her bag she produced a rectangular booklet of printed orange strips of paper. “You haven’t bought any yet, have you, Sheriff?” she added, latching eagerly onto this new-and innocuous-topic. “It’s for a very good cause, you know. Our Service Club’s scholarship fund. And the prize is a smoked turkey, all ready for a buffet table. At least it was last year.”

“I told Cindy to go to the same place,” Gerda stuck in, readily abetting her friend in this diversion. “That’s the only detail she did take care of.”

“So how many do you want?” Peggy asked the sheriff.

“I don’t-”

“Of course you do. Everyone buys raffle tickets,” Peggy assured him. “One book or two? Or would you like to buy three?”

“I don’t want any. What did you do when you came over today?”

Peggy and Gerda exchanged glances, and it was Gerda who rushed into speech. “We were trying to figure out what still had to be done for our town’s Thanksgiving celebrations, of course. Our chairperson had just quit.”

Peggy, refusing to be diverted back to the real business of the hour, fixed Sarkisian with a look that put me uncomfortably in mind of my third grade teacher. “You should take three booklets, I think. After all, you are sheriff. You have to do something to support the community.” She fished two more of the orange books from her bag. “Two dollars for a book of five. That comes to a total of six dollars.” Her tone brooked no argument.

Apparently, Peggy’s look had the same effect on Sarkisian. Without saying a word, he fished in his back pocket, produced his wallet, and counted out the bills.

Peggy plucked these from his hand and presented him with the tickets. “Just deposit them in the fishbowl at the pancake breakfast on Thanksgiving morning. If you’re going to have to leave early, you can write your name and phone number on them, first. You don’t have to be present to win.”

A series of muffled bumps and scufflings sounded from the far end of the house. I moved to Gerda’s side, and my fingers clutched the chair’s uppermost rail through someone’s rain-beaded slicker.

Sarkisian grimaced. “They’re probably moving the desk so they can examine the carpet. They’ll still be awhile. Takes a minimum of a couple of hours to finish even the simplest crime scene.”

A young man and a girl barely out of her teens-the paramedics-emerged from the living room. Gerda took one look at their drawn faces and rose to pour the contents of the waiting saucepan into the teapot. The two slumped into chairs at the table.

“Ramirez threw us out,” the girl said. She cradled between both hands the mug Gerda poured her, her fluff of drying brown hair falling forward across her absurdly childish face. “God, there’re times I hate this job.”

“Ramirez?” I pushed the sugar bowl toward the girl. She looked like she needed something stronger, she must be new to the job. My aunt apparently felt the same. The canister with its raspberry chocolate chips joined the sugar bowl.

The girl leaned forward, sniffed, and a half-smile eased the tension in her face. “The crime scene investigator. Told us to get our big muddy feet out of there before we tromped on all the evidence.”

“Tromped on any more of it, he said.” Her coworker, an African-American youth with a face too innocent for the horrors he must have seen, scooped several spoonfuls of sugar into his mug. “You should have heard what he said about sheriffs and cats and people who…” He broke off, shooting an apologetic glance at me.

“And people who find bodies and try to help?” I suggested. “I only touched his shoulder, but I did walk around the desk. I was going to phone…” I shook my head, the memory of those staring eyes too vivid for comfort.

The young man grunted. “He has nothing to complain about here, compared to some cases.” His mouth tightened, and he turned his attention to his tea.

“That was a real mood lightener,” the sheriff murmured.

“Tickets! The very thing,” Peggy announced, which for her was not quite the non sequitur it might have sounded. She produced several more booklets for the raffle from the depths of her purse. “Gives us something pleasant to think about,” she explained. “You’re coming to the pancake breakfast on Thursday, aren’t you both? Of course you are. Everyone comes so they only have to cook the one big meal that day. Gerda, I told you we should sell advance tickets for the breakfast, too. But at least they can buy these. How many?”

Somehow, both paramedics found themselves holding two books, their wallets lighter by four dollars each. Peggy, positively burning with enthusiasm for her cause-or with enthusiasm for escaping Sarkisian’s suspicious scrutiny-had to be forcibly restrained by Gerda from going in search of Sarah Jacobs, the investigator Ramirez, and the photographer Roberta Dominguez to try her luck on them.

Thuds sounded from the stairs outside, and the front door flung wide to admit the breathless and red-faced Deputy Sheriff John Goulding. He paused just over the threshold, his considerable bulk heaving as he panted. “Why,” he gasped, “do you have to have-” another breath “-twenty steps, Gerda.” He shook his grizzled head.

“What is it?” Owen Sarkisian demanded.

“Fence post,” the aging deputy informed him. “Near the road. Been bashed over.”

Sarkisian swung around to Gerda. “You know about that?”

“A fence post? One of my fence posts? No, I’d have noticed if it were near the road. It wasn’t dark yet when I went to the store.”

Sarkisian ran a hand through the tightly curling mass of his hair. “It may have nothing to do with the murder. But then again…”

“Better not go tromping through the mud around it,” said the brown-haired girl at the table, “or Ramirez will have a fit.”

“Ramirez.” Sarkisian cast a darkling glance in the direction of the living room and, presumably, the study beyond. He stalked down the hall, to return a few minutes later with the bearded crime scene investigator firmly in tow. “Now,” he was saying as they crossed the living room together. “Before the rain washes away any more evidence. Why the hell didn’t you start out there, anyway?”

“And give you a chance to muck around all over the study before I could get in there?” The tenor voice of the gangly investigator held more than a touch of condescension. “If you’re so all-fired hot to get it done outside in a hurry, why don’t you try helping? I’ve got to have casts of tire treads and any and all footprints, and God knows what else I’m going to have to check.”

Sarkisian threw open the front door, letting in a blast of icy, wet air. “Everyone else stay in here!” he yelled back before the two men disappeared outside.

“They didn’t take their rain gear,” Gerda observed. “And we’ve already used all the spare towels.”

“They can always use Vilhelm’s cage cover. He- Oh, golly, I forgot him!” I sprang to my feet and dashed for my room. I’d never refilled the parakeet’s water dish. I threw open the door, to be met by a series of cheeps, from the midst of which emerged a somewhat squeaky, “Let me out! Let me out!”

“Not on your feathery little life. Too many cats around.” I swept the cover off the cage and found the bird hanging upside down from the corner bars.

The beady black eyes glared at me. As if he’d understood, he announced, “Yummy bird, here kitty, kitty. Yummy birdy brain.”

“Glad to see you’re your usual self again.” I detached his water dish and headed for the bathroom. Muffled cries of “Let me out, let me out,” followed me across the hall from behind my closed door.

I returned to the kitchen a few minutes later to find the group around the table studying a pad of paper held by Gerda. Everyone except the burly Deputy Goulding. He stood near the dining room door, clutching a booklet of raffle tickets with a defeated look on his jowled face. I’d had past experience of Peggy’s victims. I left him to recover.

“What’re you working on?” I demanded, resuming my seat.

Peggy looked up, her bright green eyes positively gleaming. “Lists. You’re just the one to take over our little Thanksgiving festivities, dear. I’m so glad Gerda talked you into it.”

“You mean I had a choice?”

Peggy just beamed at me. “Don’t worry, I’ve been making notes of everything we’re going to need for the Pancake Breakfast.” She included the two paramedics in her determined smile. “Such a wonderful time, we’ll all have. You’ll be so glad you came. Now,” she turned back to me. “The coffee maker at the Grange Hall is broken, so you’ll have to find another one. I’m sure you won’t have any trouble.”

“Find a coffee maker big enough to serve a couple hundred?” I stared at her. “Oh, sure. No problem. Where?”

Peggy waved a vague hand. “That’s up to you, dear. You’re in charge. I’ll just run along and find the list for you, shall I? It’s a long one, and the breakfast is only the morning after next. So much to do.”

“For me,” I muttered.

Peggy gathered her things and wrapped around her neck the long, trailing ends of a dusty rose scarf Gerda had knitted for her the previous Christmas when Peggy’s hair had been a less volatile shade. “Would you like the recipe book now? It’s just down in my car. And it tells how much of everything you’ll need.”

“Might as well.” I appropriated someone’s rain hat and slicker and followed my aunt’s friend out the door.

The wind whipped about me, freezing after the warmth of the house. Only a light rain fell now, and overhead a star flickered in and out of sight as the clouds surged past. Maybe the weather would clear by the time I had to start running my errands.

Peggy headed down the stairs, only to come to an abrupt halt on the landing. She peered over the railing to where a search light was trained on her car. “Whatever is that sheriff doing?” she demanded, and ran down the last steps. “Young man, that is my car, I’ll have you know. What are you looking for?”

Sarkisian straightened, his expression bland. “Dented fenders.”

“Dented- Are you suggesting I’d knock over Gerda’s fence post and not tell her? The idea!”

“You think the murderer did it?” I picked my way through the puddles to join them beside the old Pontiac.

“It was knocked down real recently, that’s all I’m sure of.” He ran his hand over his dripping hair.

“Well?” Peggy demanded, her voice as icy as the wind. “May I take my car, or did you find some scratch and now intend to impound it?”

He stepped back, gesturing her toward the aged sedan. “No recent damage. Go ahead. Just be careful going out the gate. Ramirez is prowling around.”

“I’m not blind. I can see his light through the trees.” Peggy rummaged in the front seat and emerged with a thin, hardback book, which she handed to me. “Cooking for a Crowd, it’s called, or something like that. Tell Gerda goodnight for me, will you?” She climbed in and, pointedly ignoring Sarkisian, started the engine. Her headlights flicked on, and the old car surged forward around the circular curve of the drive.

“I think I offended her.” Sarkisian shook his head. “‘A policeman’s lot is not a happy one.’”

“‘We should have thought of that before we joined the fo-orce,’” I responded promptly, as in-tune as possible-which isn’t very-not to be outdone when it came to quoting Gilbert and Sullivan.

An appreciative gleam lit his brown eyes, and he almost smiled. For a long moment his considering gaze rested on me. “Everyone around here knows you as Sheriff McKinley’s widow, don’t they?”

“I do have an identity other than that,” I pointed out.

He waved that aside. “I mean- Damn it, I’ve got to break the news to the victim’s wife. What I really need is a police woman, but Jennifer’s the nearest thing I’ve got. She’s nice, I’m not saying she isn’t, but she’s a little too…cheerful, if you know what I mean.”

“I do.” I kept my voice steady. “But she’s done the job before.”

“You know Ms. Brody, don’t you?” At my nod, he added, “Then would you come with me?”

“I can’t think of anything I’d rather do-” I broke off before I could add “less.” As one widow to another, I might be able to offer comfort-if Cindy Brody needed any, of which I was by no means certain. But more importantly, I wasn’t about to pass up a chance to be on the inside track of this investigation. If anything turned up that implicated Aunt Gerda, I wanted to know, and to be in a position to present Gerda’s side of the matter to Sarkisian. Besides, it never hurt to place the sheriff firmly in my debt. “Give me five minutes,” I said and ran for the stairs.

Chapter Four

Cindy Brody’s house stood at the far end of a quiet cul-de-sac in a peaceful neighborhood of Meritville, Merit County’s principal-but still small-town. A peach-tinted streetlight illumined the rolling rain-drenched lawn with its majestic willow centerpiece, neatly trimmed escallonia shrubs lining a curved cement driveway, and an impressive pseudo-Tudor rising out of an orderly arrangement of raphiolepis and climbing roses. Definitely the upper rent district.

“Hate to see her lease on that,” muttered Sheriff Sarkisian. He slowed the official Jeep and swung onto the cement drive. “I take it accountancy pays.”

“Depends.” I, at least, had never managed to bring in exorbitant wealth in that profession. Maybe my problem was honesty. That was one trait I doubted Clifford Brody had shared.

Sarkisian set the brake and switched off the engine. “Did she want this divorce, or was it his idea?”

“Shouldn’t you be asking her?” I unbuckled my seat belt but found myself in no hurry to climb out into the late November storm.

“I mean,” he said, unlocking his door, “should I be calling a doctor to prescribe tranquilizers for her? Is she going to take this hard?”

It wasn’t my place to prejudice him. I said simply, “I think we can handle it alone.”

“Ahhh.” He gave the sound a wealth of meaning. “Let’s get it over with, then.”

We ran for the shelter provided by the roof’s overhang, and Sarkisian rang the doorbell. A minute passed, and he was just reaching for it again when the squeak of rubber soles on tile reached us. The next moment a light flooded the little porch area, and a brisk alto voice called, “Who is it?”

“Merit County sheriff, Ms. Brody. And Annike McKinley. We’d like to talk to you.”

A key turned in the deadbolt, and the door opened a few inches on a heavy chain. A perfectly made-up face appeared for a fraction of a second, then retreated. The chain rattled, and the door opened wide.

Cindy Brody stood in the full glare of the hall light, all sleek designer jeans from the best shop, sleek designer dark hair from the best salon, and sleek designer body from the best health spa-and possibly the best plastic surgeon. She must be almost as old as me. And looked a good ten years younger.

Cindy nodded briefly to me, her attention focused on Sarkisian. “So you’re the new sheriff.” Her gaze ran over him in an appraising-and openly approving-manner. A slow smile settled on her perfectly reddened mouth. “What can I do for you?”

“Could we sit down?” Sarkisian eased himself a step away from her. “I’m afraid we have some bad news for you.”

“What, did you clock my car going over the speed limit or something?” She smoothed down the clinging yellow knit top over the waistband of her blue jeans, then led the way across the Italian marbled entry hall into a living room decorated in shades of white and cream. Draping herself onto the natural-colored sofa, she indicated with an airy wave for Sarkisian to join her. Apparently, I could fend for myself.

I took the chair across a low glass-topped coffee table from our hostess and leaned forward. “It’s your husband, Cindy.”

The woman stiffened. “God, what’s he done this time? I love him, I really do, but I just can’t take any more. I’ve reached the point where that divorce can’t be settled a moment too soon for my peace of mind. What is it, now? Go on, tell me the worst.”

I did. “He’s dead.”

Cindy blinked. “Dead? Oh!” She groped ineffectually over the coffee table, then searched her pocket and dragged out a tissue. She buried her face in this, and when she spoke again, her voice sounded muffled. “Dead! I-I can’t believe it. Dead! Dear Cliff.” After about ten seconds, during which time no one spoke, she looked up. “Don’t tell me he crashed the Mercedes! Oh, please, not the car!”

Sarkisian, who’d been glaring at me, transferred his disapproving look to Cindy. “Not the car.”

“Thank God for that, at least.” She leaned back against the cushions, extended her long legs in front of her, and dabbed at dry eyes with the corner of the tissue. “How did it happen, then?”

Sarkisian cleared his throat. “I’m afraid he was murdered.”

“Mur- Oh, no. But who…? I can’t believe it!”

She wailed on, but I didn’t listen. In my opinion, Cindy Brody could use some acting lessons. I’d swear her predominating emotion was satisfaction, not shock, though to her credit, I sensed distress, as well. Or was that just uneasiness?

Definitely unease. And she hadn’t asked how, when, or where her husband had been murdered. The news had come as no surprise to her. She’d known. But how?

I allowed my gaze to travel down Cindy’s jean-clad legs-damn, I’d give anything to be able to squeeze into a size that small-until I hit the ankles. Something brown smeared around the rolled hem at the bottom. Mud? The small expanse of dark blue nylon stockings didn’t offer any clues. I shifted in my seat to get a glimpse of the soles of her running shoes. Mud, all right. Streaked and mostly wiped off, but definitely mud.

Cindy had her face buried in her tissue again, this time adding an artistic sniff. I gestured at Sarkisian, catching his eye. He glanced at me, and I pointed at Cindy’s feet. He signaled me to be still, but checked out the mud for himself. It was a pity there wouldn’t be any readable footprints around Aunt Gerda’s house. The heavy rains had done too thorough a job of saturating the soil and smearing any clues.

Cindy looked up and managed a trembling smile. “It’s very kind of you-of both of you-to bring me the news. I didn’t even know you were home, Annike.”

“I just got here. It’s a terrible night to be out driving, isn’t it?”

Cindy nodded. “That’s why I stayed in.”

“You did?” I kept the skepticism out of my voice, but it wasn’t easy. “What have you been doing?”

“Preparing for Thanksgiving. I’ve got out-of-town guests arriving tomorrow, so everything’s going to be chaos. I thought I’d get a jump on it by starting this evening.”

“Guests?” My compassion surged to the forefront. “Look, would you like me to call them for you? Break the news? I know how hard it can be telling people.”

Cindy shook her head. “I’ll let them know when they get here.”

“Get…” I blinked. “You mean you still want them to come?”

“After all this work? I’m not about to call it off, now.”

“No, of course not,” I murmured, taken aback. I glanced at Sarkisian, but he said nothing, merely sitting there with a sympathetic expression plastered on his face. I turned back to Cindy. “All that work,” I agreed in what I hoped was a commiserating tone. “Is that why you resigned as event-coordinator?”

Cindy’s mouth tightened. “Your aunt told you about that, did she? It was the only thing I could do! There was no way I could get ready for my friends when I was forever running around on the most ridiculous errands. Have you seen the lists they’ve all made up?”

“I’m about to. They elected me to take over.”

Cindy gave a short laugh. “You have my condolences. If you want some advice, don’t go anywhere near Peggy. Don’t even listen to that woman! She’s list-crazy.”

Sarkisian leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees. “You’ve had a shock, Ms. Brody.”

Cindy jerked her head around to look at him. “Oh, God, yes. Am I babbling?” She resorted to her tissue once more, then began shredding it. “I’m sorry, it’s just that anything is better than talking about…about Cliff. I mean, just because I couldn’t bear to live with him any more doesn’t mean I can face the fact he’s dead. It’s…” She broke off and shuddered.

“You need some brandy,” Sarkisian announced. “Got some? Ms. McKinley, you stay with her while I go and find some. In the kitchen?”

“That’s very kind of you. In the dining room. There’re some decanters on the sideboard. Bring snifters for you two, as well.”

He nodded. “You keep an eye on her, Ms. McKinley.”

He put enough edge in these last words so that even an idiot must know he meant something special by it. Luckily, Cindy Brody appeared too preoccupied to notice. I moved to the sofa so Cindy would have to turn away from the door to the dining room.

I pinned a false smile on my face. “This is a lovely house, Cindy. Much nicer than just getting an apartment.”

Cindy took the bait. “It’s what I’ve always wanted, but Cliff… Well, he never wanted to spend money for something like this. He said he preferred antique country charm.”

“Drafty houses always falling apart,” I interpreted. Over Cindy’s shoulder, I glimpsed Sarkisian passing through the dining room and peering through another doorway beyond. He disappeared through it. I rushed into speech as a faint creak of hinges reached me. “I never understood how he could have so much money and never let you spend any of it.”

Cindy’s eyes gleamed, she started to speak, then shut her mouth tight. After a moment, she mopped her dry eyes again. “Dear Cliff, he was certainly an original. It’s sad we developed different goals in life.”

True. He liked to amass money, she liked to spend it.

“We’ve gotten along much better since we separated,” Cindy went on. “Isn’t that odd? But I understand it happens a lot. We really cared about each other, you know. We just weren’t made to live together. You weren’t married long enough to reach that stage, I suppose.”

Thanks for the reminder, I reflected, and chalked up one more reason to dislike Cindy Brody. With an effort, I forced my smile to remain firmly in place. “What will you do now? Stay here?”

“Ummm.” Cindy’s gaze roamed around the living room. “Right here. I made sure I had an option to buy.”

“I thought you weren’t expecting much in the divorce settlement!” I blurted out, then could have bitten my tongue.

Cindy waved that aside. “Oh, you know how Cliff talked. All he really wanted was for me to forget about the divorce and go back to him. I always knew he’d come down handsomely in the end.”

She was the only one who did, then, according to Aunt Gerda. And that certainly wasn’t the opinion Cindy’d been voicing all over Upper River Gulch. What was keeping Sarkisian? I searched for another topic to keep Cindy busy. “How long are your friends staying?”

“Only a few days, but you know what company is like. You want everything to be perfect.”

With relief, I saw Sarkisian reappear. He vanished again, but this time I heard the chink of crystal. “I suppose you’ve been baking pies and bread. Aunt Gerda always raves about your pies.” That the crusts were from the freezer department of a grocery store, that Cindy relied on sugar to try to cover up for canned ingredients, and that she had no imagination with the spices, but I didn’t mention that.

Cindy looked over her shoulder. “Where… Ah, here he comes. Only two brandies, Sheriff?”

“I’m on duty. And I’m driving.” He handed over the glasses. “Are you going to be all right, Ms. Brody? Would you like us to call anyone to come and stay with you?”

Cindy took a sip of the rich amber liquid. “No. I’ll just keep myself busy. That’s always the best course, isn’t it, when you’ve suffered a tragedy? Do so many things you don’t have time to think until you’ve grown accustomed to the loss? That’s what I’ll do.” She rose gracefully to her feet and ran a hand over the impeccable smoothness of her hair. “I’ll be fine, really I will. Thank you so much for coming.”

“Thanks and get out,” I murmured as we found ourselves on the other side of the front door a minute later. “I didn’t even get to taste my brandy. She could hardly wait to get rid of us, could she? What were you doing for so long?”

Sarkisian swung himself into the Jeep. “Checking her car. The hood felt warm.”

I worked that out as I climbed in beside him. “Warm but not hot. So she’s been out, but has been home for a while. Any dents on any fenders?”

“Not a mark.” He backed onto the wet street. The wipers slapped back and forth, streaking more than they cleared.

That didn’t rule her out, though. “Did you happen to go into the kitchen?”

Sarkisian’s eyebrows rose. “Yeah. The door to the garage was through there. Why?”

“Any pies lying around on the counters? Any sign she’d been preparing bread dough? I didn’t smell anything like that, and you know how those aromas can fill an entire house.”

“Yeah.” For a moment, he actually looked wistful. “No. A TV dinner tray in the trash, dirty fork and cup in the sink, but no bowls or pans.”

I regarded his Roman-nosed profile for a moment, then stared ahead through the rain. “For someone who spent the evening getting an early start on Thanksgiving,” I said with a determinedly neutral voice, “she doesn’t seem to have gotten the usual chores done.”

“No cooking, no curiosity about the details of the murder, a warm engine, and mud on her shoes,” the sheriff mused. “Well, looks like my life isn’t going to be boring for a bit.”

* * *

I didn’t get to sleep until well after two in the morning. By that time, Sheriff Sarkisian and his fellow ghouls had been long gone. Aunt Gerda, though, had refused to go to bed. She’d sat before the blazing fire in the living room, three of the cats ensconced in her lap and two curled on her feet, drinking cup after cup of tea and systematically working her way through both the lemon shortbreads and the raspberry chocolate chips. I held the other two cats, and derived considerable comfort from them. I needed it. A yellow tape remained across the study door, a grim reminder we hadn’t seen the last of this mess.

It seemed like I had barely managed to ship my aunt off to her room and crawl into my own bed, when the sound of excited voices roused me. I groaned, considered the matter, and decided that just this once, morning could arrive without my help. I snuggled further beneath the flannel-covered down comforter, trying to cover my ears, but the commotion still reached me. Having the bedroom nearest the living room had always been a pain.

A loud cheep sounded from the covered bird cage, followed by an insistent cry of, “I’m a pest! I’m a pest!”

I rolled over, giving up. “You don’t have to prove it.”

The parakeet answered with a string of noisy chatter, in which I only caught an occasional disjointed word.

A light knock sounded on my door, and it opened a few inches. “Time to wake up,” came Aunt Gerda’s annoyingly bright voice. Too bright. It sounded forced. “The whole Service Club board is here, just waiting for you.”

“Oh, great. A convergence of SCOURGEs. What did I ever do to deserve this?”

That brought a momentary ease to the strain on Gerda’s face. She looked down her powdered nose at me. “Service Club Of Upper River Gulch Environs,” she corrected once again.

With a sigh, I rolled out from under the warm cocoon and groped in my duffel bag for the bathrobe I’d forgotten to pack.

The clock read twenty minutes before nine, but it felt more like five in the morning. I never was very good at staying up late. I fought back a yawn and dragged on my jeans and a sweatshirt. Vilhelm broke off his cheeping long enough to launch a violent attack on the empty cola can that was his favorite toy. I pulled off his cover, told him to be good, and headed out the door. As I closed it behind me, I heard him heave the can across the cage, then chase after it, scolding all the way.

“Fresh bread for breakfast,” Aunt Gerda called with determined cheeriness as I wandered into the living room.

“Provided anyone’s left you any,” chimed in Peggy. The little woman perched on the edge of the sofa, her narrow head haloed in orange-red curls.

Beside her sat Ida Graham, who invariably put me in mind of a rather frowzy-but lovable-Shetland pony. This morning the plump little woman had tied back her thick gray hair in a ponytail, leaving only a blunt-cut forelock free. The button-front apron she usually wore to work at the mom-and-pop store she ran with her husband covered her roomy jeans and bedraggled sweatshirt. Art Graham, her husband, stood from where he’d been seated on her other side, and I leaned across to shake his proffered hand.

Ida waved the last chunk of yeasty-smelling oat bread at me. “Some welcome home for you, huh, kiddo? Peggy’s been saying you had the sheriff’s whole crew here all night.”

“We kicked them out when we got sleepy,” Gerda assured her with a complete disregard for the truth.

“Yeah, right.” Sue Hinkel leaned back in an arm chair, managing to look like an ad for her beauty shop even with her mouth full of cinnamon roll. Several more stood on a plate on the cedar chest that served as a coffee table. She had pulled back her long red hair-natural, unlike Peggy’s-into a twist, fastening it on top of her head. On her, it looked terrific. But then on Sue, everything looked terrific. Even freckles. For that matter, even cinnamon rolls.

I smiled at the doctor, Sarah Jacobs, who sat curled into an overstuffed chair. “The whole SCOURGE elite squad. Gad, what an honor.”

“Revel in it while you can,” Sue advised with a grin. “We’re about to put you to work.”

“Speaking of which,” Art Graham interrupted, “we’ve got to get back to the store. We left my nephew watching things.”

“He can’t do any serious harm in an hour,” Ida assured her husband, though she didn’t sound all that convinced herself.

“This won’t take very long,” Dr. Jacobs put in. “Everyone’s already gawked at the yellow tape and gossiped all they can about the murder-”

“Yeah,” stuck in Sue, “because you won’t tell us anything juicy.”

“I don’t know anything,” Sarah Jacobs protested. “I haven’t done the autopsy yet. As I was saying, all we have to do is initiate Annike into her new job, and that won’t take all of us.”

Sue Hinkel gave an evil chuckle. “Oh, but we wouldn’t miss it for the world!”

“Watch it, or I’ll get my permanents elsewhere,” I shot at her.

Sue grinned, shaking her terrific red hair which miraculously didn’t come loose. “I’ve got a monopoly here in town. Even Perfect Cindy won’t let some butcher from Meritville touch her. And don’t try to pretend you’ll go to San Francisco. Gerda’s already told us you’ve come home to stay.”

“She has, has she?” I directed a darkling glance at my aunt, who had just emerged from the kitchen. “Then since I’m here, maybe she’ll feed me a real breakfast.”

“Later, dear. Here’s some tea.” Gerda handed over a steaming mug. “Chamomile, with a touch of St. John’s wort and wood betony to make you less grouchy.”

“Make it up by the pot,” I advised, and sank onto the only vacant seat, the bench from my aunt’s loom. “Okay, what’s the consensus of the convergence?”

“That you’ll do a wonderful job.” Peggy O’Shaughnessy leaned forward with a rustle of papers as she brandished the notebook containing her lists. “We’re going to have more fun than ever this year.”

“Who is?” I murmured.

Sue Hinkel selected another roll. “We are. You are another story.”

“Make it one with a happy ending.” I gave an exaggerated sigh. “Okay, let’s hear the worst. What have you got planned?”

“You’ll enjoy every minute of it,” Peggy assured me.

“You have to. That’s on her list,” Sue stuck in.

Peggy shot her a repressive look, then turned back to me. “And it’ll give you a chance to tell a whole lot of people you’re taking over from Brody.”

I peered at the corner of the page I could see. “Is that on your list, too?”

Orange and white tail held high, Furface strolled into the living room. Before I could get my feet to safety, he latched his teeth onto my ankle, purring as he did so. I detached him with care. He’d never yet drawn blood, but there was always a first time. Still purring, he settled his considerable haunches on the loom’s treadles, and six of the eight harnesses shot upward by varying degrees. They lowered a little as the cat curled into his impression of an overweight furry brick. He regarded the crowd with unblinking eyes.

“First,” pronounced Peggy, ignoring both Furface’s and my interruptions, “is the pancake breakfast on Thursday morning. That’s culminating in a turkey raffle, as you already know.” She lowered her wire-rimmed glasses down her narrow nose and peered at me. “You haven’t bought any ticket books for yourself, yet, have you? Don’t worry, I’ve got a few more in my bag.”

“Later,” I said quickly. “Breakfast and raffle, Thursday morning. What’s next?”

Peggy consulted her notes. “That would be Friday at one, and the First Annual Pumpkin Pie Eating Contest.”

“A pie eating contest.” I looked around the circle of SCOURGEs in disbelief. “The day after Thanksgiving when everyone’s been stuffing themselves? For heaven’s sake, why?”

“You weren’t here for the Third Annual Harvest Festival Pumpkin Growing Contest,” Gerda told her. She dragged a kitchen chair into the room and stationed it near a basket of freshly dyed turquoise wool. “It was an overwhelming success. In fact, it’s the sole reason for the pie eating contest. We didn’t know what else to do with all the pumpkin, and it seemed such a waste to throw it out.”

“Why didn’t you donate it to the homeless shelter, or the church?”

“We did.” Peggy beamed at me. “And they were very happy, but neither of them had much freezer space. So they cooked up what they could use and gave the rest back.”

“A lot of rest back,” stuck in Ida Graham. “We’d intended to can it, but no one’s had any time.”

“Pumpkin pies,” I muttered. “I suppose it’s too much to hope they’ve already been baked?”

“Much too much.” Gerda picked up several locks of the uncombed wool and began to tease them with rapid-or nervous-movements of her fingers. Amazingly, only the black tom Clumsy helped, batting at the brightly colored fluffs she set aside ready for carding. “Cooked, turned into pie filling and frozen, but that’s it.”

“Great.” I caught the corner of Peggy’s list. “Only one event for Friday? Good. What about Saturday?”

Art Graham stretched out a long arm and took one of the few remaining rolls. “That’s the same as always. The Clean-Up-the-Park project. Fourth Annual this time around, isn’t it, Ida?” he asked his wife.

Ida nodded. “Not that it really needs it since we put in the trash cans and conned the Boy Scouts into mowing and pruning. Thank heavens for community service requirements for ranks.”

“Can’t we just skip it, then?” I looked from one to the other of them, and my budding hope faded.

“Tradition,” Art Graham said, shaking his head. “Don’t want to give up any of our little traditions.”

“It’s only been done three times before!”

“Think of it as pre-holiday decorating,” suggested Sue Hinkel. “We’ll be stringing the lights and hanging the banners, even if we don’t turn on the electricity or unfurl anything for another week. This way, the park’s ready for the dinner, and the heavy Christmas and Hanukah and Kwanzaa work gets done, too, and we only have to gather the workers once.”

Gerda peered over the top of her glasses at me. “Never turn down anyone who volunteers to work, dear.”

I snagged the last cinnamon roll from under Sue’s nose. Store-bought, of the cellophane and plastic container variety. Not even heating in the microwave had induced them to give off any heavenly aromas. With a sigh, I bit into it. “What are you bribing them with?”

Ida Graham gave a short, appreciative laugh. “Got it in one, kiddo. Hugh Cartwright promised to come through with a trial batch of one of his new liqueurs. That, and the pie leftovers.”

“Which brings us to Sunday afternoon’s Thirty-Sixth Annual Community Dinner-in-the-Park,” Peggy announced. “See? We told you it wouldn’t be all that hard. And I’ve made lists of everything you need to do.” She proffered her notebook.

I accepted it and leafed through the first few pages. My sense of uneasiness grew. “Nothing’s checked off.”

“Gee,” Sue murmured.

I looked from one to the other of the SCOURGEs. Not one of them met my gaze. “Nothing’s checked off!” I repeated.

“We told you,” Peggy said with exaggerated patience. “Cindy was supposed to assign jobs to people. She didn’t.”

I flipped back to the first page. “The breakfast is set for tomorrow morning.”

“Check out the first item.” Sarah Jacobs leaned across and tapped the sheet. “The one about reserving the Grange Hall? Guess who never got around to it.”

“Great. But they’ll know we’re counting on it. Won’t they?”

Peggy sprang to her feet, disturbing the calico Birgit who’d been snoozing on the cushion behind her. “I’m sure you’ll have no trouble at all, dear. Just a couple hours on the phone, and everything will be settled. Now, we’ll run along and let you get to work. Gerda, you should dye another batch of wool that color. It’ll make the most heavenly sweater. Gotta dash, I’m going to be late to the Still. You wouldn’t believe the number of invoices and purchase orders I have to process every day.”

The SCOURGEs evaporated from the room, leaving me clutching the notebook with its myriad detailed notes. At least I wouldn’t have to figure out what needed to be done. I only had to do it. Great.

I took time out for a hasty bowl of low-fat granola-homemade, of course, from Aunt Gerda’s own recipe. It was the only cereal she stocked in her pantry cabinet. Then I headed for the kitchen phone to begin the round of placating and begging calls. At that moment, my old hated accounting firm began to take on the golden glow of fond remembrance.

I got lucky with the first item on the list. The homeless shelter’s source for bulk foods promised me not only all the pancake mix I needed, but sausages, sliced bacon, and dozens of cartons of eggs. They could even supply a crate or two of oranges. When they told me they’d deliver, as well, I nearly swooned with delight. We struck a deal, I gave them directions to the Grange, and promised to meet them there in the early afternoon. Now, if only the rest of my arrangements would go as smoothly, I might survive this SCOURGE scourge, after all.

They didn’t. I spent the next ten minutes going down the list item by item, noting names and numbers of likely prospects, without getting a single phone response from any of them. Then I reached “coffee maker.” Peggy had warned me the night before the Grange’s machine had broken. “Anyone have a coffee machine big enough for the breakfast?” I called to where Gerda still sat in the living room. “Or am I going to have to have everyone bring their own?”

“Let’s see.” Aunt Gerda’s voice trailed off, and a long minute of silence stretched. Then, “Try the Fairfields. Lucy inherited the one from the defunct women’s club. I doubt she hauled it away with her when she left Adam. Maybe Nancy can find it.”

Adam Fairfield, whom Sheriff Sarkisian had found parked part way into the street last night, too drunk to drive. And whom the sheriff had stated his intention of visiting first thing this morning.

If our visits coincided, I just might find out if Adam remembered seeing someone pass his house headed toward Aunt Gerda’s at about the time of the murder. Or if he didn’t, perhaps his daughter Nancy had. I came to a decision. Someone had ruthlessly dumped poor Gerda in the middle of this mess, making her a prime suspect. I took that as a personal affront. I had no intention of letting the wheels of justice inch forward in low gear. I intended to make sure this new sheriff did his job, and did it efficiently. And first on that list would be to see if the Fairfields could offer us anything other than coffeepots.

With renewed vigor, I picked up the phone and dialed.

Chapter Five

The driveway leading to the Fairfields’ place opened off the main road about a quarter mile below Peggy O’Shaughnessy’s house. As I drew closer, I could see that Adam had made some improvements since I’d been home last. Actually, quite a few. I was really impressed. It’s not easy to make a country property look like anything but a haven for weeds.

He had transformed the entry into a magnificent array of flowering shrubs and boulders, with a covering of shredded bark and a brick border. A brilliantly white post and rail fence stretched to either side. Vinyl, not wood, I realized. No more whitewash, termites or rot. The old broken gate that had hung on rusted hinges was history, as well. In its place gleamed black wrought iron, complete with spikes tipped in gold. It stood open, the two halves drawn back so they lined the asphalt that had not been there the last time I stopped by. I took a closer look as I started up the drive. An electric gate. The brick posts from which it hung also supported a control box, complete with an intercom.

More of the flowering shrubs and shredded bark lined the full length of the drive. It wasn’t a short one, either, leading a good hundred yards up a hill. Someone-and I wagered it was Adam Fairfield himself-had put in a tremendous amount of back-breaking labor. And a tremendous amount of money, as well. And all in an attempt to get his wife back, I supposed. If he’d done all this when she’d begged for it… But that was exactly like Adam, applying bandages after the patient had bled to death.

Adam’s white Chevy pickup truck stood in front of the garage, probably where John Goulding left it last night. My gaze moved on to the house, and I slowed to a stop, impressed. It had received a new coat of paint, bright yellow with white trim. Raised brick planting beds surrounded the foundations, as yet unplanted. New shrubs lined a recently added brick walkway, though as yet no flowers filled the empty areas. That would probably wait until spring-or until Lucy returned to tend that herself. I hoped she would. So much effort deserved some reward. And I hated to see couples who’d been together for so long break up. You had to give Adam credit for trying. I hoped Lucy would.

I climbed out and walked toward the door, which opened as I neared it. Nancy Fairfield looked out, her dark, curling hair-natural, no need for a perm, here-framing her pale face and delicate features. A bulky fisherman knit sweater topped a long corduroy skirt that hugged her slender hips, and she wore sheepskin-lined boots that added an inch to her five foot four. With her eyes rimmed with red, as if she’d been crying, she looked frail and fragile.

“You should be lying down!” I blurted out. Not the most encouraging greeting, perhaps, but she really looked drained. She had started her senior year at Stanford, only to develop pneumonia two weeks into classes. She’d spent almost three weeks in the hospital before being sent home to recuperate. From the looks of her, she might not be able to resume her studies in January, as Gerda had said she’d planned.

“Just got up from the sofa.” She managed a wan smile. “I’m doing better.” She stepped back and waved for me to enter the hall.

The renovations hadn’t reached the interior yet, which remained comfortably cluttered and shabby. I looked around, trying to remember the last time I’d visited here. More than a year ago, long before Lucy had packed up and moved out. It still felt like her, warm and friendly.

A loud thud sounded from somewhere above us, and we both glanced up. “He’s getting the pot out of the attic,” Nancy explained needlessly.

“Your dad’s been doing a lot of work.” I sat in the large, padded chair she indicated. To my relief, she sat down in another.

“Everything Mom always wanted,” she agreed. Her lower lip trembled. “A bit late, though.”

“She might appreciate the gesture,” I suggested. “It’s a rather impressive one.”

“God, I hope not!” Tears started in her eyes. “They just weren’t meant to be together. Not like-” She broke off.

“Not like you and…” I racked my memory. What was the name of that guy Gerda had told me Nancy was seeing? Someone her father hated- Lowell, that was it. “You and Simon Lowell?” I finished.

Nancy blinked rapidly, then dabbed with a handkerchief at the moisture that slipped down her cheeks. “And Dad just can’t see it!” she cried with the voice of youth throughout the ages. “Just because Simon’s a little unconventional.”

Unconventional was putting it mildly, according to Gerda. Everything from his appearance to his politics seemed to upset most of the town. But I didn’t voice that comment. I’d never actually met Simon Lowell, after all. “Probably because he isn’t a third-generation Upper River Gulcher,” I said with an attempt at diplomacy.

Nancy sniffed. “He inherited his place, you know. From a great uncle. Only three years ago,” she added, grudgingly.

“That puts him in the category of summer visitor,” I said.

She didn’t smile. Just goes to show how deep in her misery she was. Normally jokes about newcomers-those who’d lived here for less than twenty years-were met with more jokes.

“I don’t see why he can’t try to get to know Simon,” she declared. “He-”

Steps sounded on the stairs, accompanied by bumps and mutters. Nancy fell silent. Another thud followed, then a minute later Adam Fairfield strode into the room. He looked as if he’d thrown on an old sweater and jeans at random onto his tall, wiry frame. He certainly hadn’t combed his sandy hair. His eyes, normally a mundane shade of brown, were so bloodshot I didn’t see how he could be standing, let alone moving coffeepots. He clutched his head and groaned.

“Hangover?” I asked, more matter-of-fact than sympathetic. It never seemed to me that the pain a person was trying to forget could possibly be worse than the one he inflicted on himself. Adam wasn’t an alcoholic. He drank by choice, not compulsion. And he seemed living-if you could call it that-proof that he’d made a very bad choice.

He nodded, then winced and sank onto an old floral pattern couch. “Your pot’s in the kitchen. You’re welcome to keep it.”

“Meaning you don’t want to haul it back to the attic?”

He grinned, then winced again. “Yeah. Hey, that’s tough about your finding Brody. Rotten thing to happen to you.”

“To him, too,” I pointed out. “How’d you hear?”

“Dave Hatter.”

“Dave…?”

“Night watchman at the Still. Thought you knew him.”

“I do. But how’d he hear? And why’d he call you?”

“Woke me up.” Adam leaned back with a groan, massaging his temples. Could his drinking be self-punishment, maybe, for driving away his wife? “Wanted to share what he thought was good news.”

“Dad’s swing-shift manager, now,” Nancy stuck in with a touch of pride. “Dave reports just about everything to him, even when Dad’s got a night off, like last night. Then Tony called, too.”

That would be Tony Carerras, one-time-or I gathered frequent-time-resident of juvenile hall, now Peggy’s prize protégé. She’d picked him up at the homeless shelter where she donated hours of work, and got Gerda to help her convince the Still’s owner, Hugh Cartwright, to hire the guy as a janitor and general grunt laborer down in shipping and receiving to give him another chance. And one chance he never missed was to pass on any tidbits of gossip, the more gruesome the better.

It wouldn’t be quite accurate to call the Still-that’s Brandywine Distillery-a grapevine. They don’t crush grapes there so much as apricots, cherries, and other varieties of fruit-and a lot of rumors and hearsay. And come to think of it, they don’t really crush them. They ferment them, add flavor, and distribute them.

“Neither one of them knew very much,” Adam opined, “only what Peggy told Tony, which was that you’d been the lucky one to find him. So, give with the gory details. Who done him in?”

“No idea. But I think the new sheriff is eyeing Aunt Gerda.”

“Gerda?” Adam sat up too fast, groaned, and sank his head back against the couch. “I’d laugh, but it’d hurt too much.”

“Peggy’s running a close second.”

That brought a deep chuckle and another groan from him. “God, if old Tom were here-” He broke off. “Sorry,” he muttered.

“Oh, I agree,” I said as brightly as I could.

The sound of an engine approaching saved us from embarrassment. A moment later it cut off, and a car door slammed. Correction, a Jeep door. I could just make out the uniformed figure of our new sheriff as he headed toward the brick walkway.

Adam peered out the window. “I’m not home,” he told Nancy.

The girl closed her eyes, then gripped the arms of her chair to leverage herself up.

“I’ll get it.” I pushed her gently back against the cushions, hurried into the hall, reached the door as the first knock landed, and swung it wide.

Sheriff Sarkisian blinked at me, then frowned. “What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded.

“Good morning to you, too.” I bowed him in with a sweeping gesture. “Is that the way you normally say hello?”

He studied me for a long moment, but his gaze gave nothing away of his thoughts. “Just dropped in for a visit, did you?”

“Needed a giant coffee maker. They’ve got the only one in town.”

Sarkisian nodded. “Don’t let me detain you.”

“Oh, I’m in no hurry.” I led the way back to the living room, and his glare burned into the back of my head as he followed.

“Good morning, Sheriff,” Adam said, accompanied by Nancy’s murmur of greeting. Apparently he’d decided against a hasty retreat. “Do you want a coffeepot, too?”

“Information.” The sheriff took the seat I had vacated and turned his back on me.

Adam’s brow creased. He grimaced and smoothed his fingers across his forehead. “Don’t have any. Sorry.”

The sheriff glared pointedly at me. I smiled and perched on the arm of Nancy’s chair. He seemed to consider the possibility of telling me to get lost, apparently gave up on it, and turned back to Adam. “I take it you already know what’s happened. Can you remember seeing anything last night that might help the investigation?”

“I didn’t go in to the Still, it was my day off.” Adam shook his head-carefully. “I did some work around the place, but that started me thinking about Lucy-my wife.”

“That’s the only time he ever drinks,” Nancy put in.

“Yeah, and I did, too. Went out at one point to buy some bourbon. Think I went out a second time, too. Then later-God knows when-I set off to visit Lucy. Got all the way down to the road before I realized I was too drunk to drive. I remember trying to back up, to get the truck out of the way so people could get by. Meant to leave it just inside the gate and walk home, but I couldn’t get the damn thing in reverse. So I took a nap, then tried again. Apparently I made it.”

“Nope,” Owen Sarkisian said. “John Goulding drove you home.”

“God.” Adam rubbed a hand over his face. “I’ll have to thank him.”

“Can you remember hearing or seeing anything while you were down near the street? Any cars go by?”

Adam concentrated hard. “Something loud. Woke me up.” His gaze focused on me. “That damned Mustang of yours! I heard it again just now, when you came. What’ve you got on it, glass packs?”

“There’s just a bit of a hole in the exhaust system.”

“Again,” Adam put in.

“How about before that?” Sarkisian tried, dragging us back to the investigation.

Adam considered. “I think there was another engine,” he said at last. “Different one. Badly in need of a tune-up.”

Nancy stiffened beside me, but didn’t say anything.

“Thought it was a dream,” he added. “Only one like that around here is that old hippie van of Lowell’s, and there’d be no reason for him to come up this way.”

Sarkisian glanced at Nancy. “Know if Lowell was running around last night?”

She opened her mouth, then closed it again.

“Wait a minute.” Adam’s expression grew thoughtful. “There’s that old barn up the road past Gerda’s. Lowell’s been using it since the spring. He might have been on his way to check his marijuana crop, or whatever it is he grows there.”

“He came by here,” Nancy blurted out.

Adam’s head jerked up, then he groaned and clutched it. “What did he want-or do I have to ask?”

“He wanted Mom’s spaghetti recipe. Said that’s about all he’s capable of cooking.”

Adam snorted. “You’re not to eat any, understand? He’ll probably use an extra brownie ingredient in it.”

Marijuana spaghetti? Well, he might, for all I knew. I’d have to ask Gerda more about Simon Lowell. Or better yet, meet him.

“Anything else?” Sarkisian prompted.

Adam frowned for a minute, then shook his head. “Sorry.”

That seemed to satisfy the sheriff, at least for the moment. He rose to leave, so I did, too. Much to my surprise, he carried the coffee maker out to my car for me. I unlocked the trunk, and he set it in with elaborate-and I’ll swear sarcastic-care.

It didn’t fit. The diameter proved too big for my car, which I’d always thought had impressive trunk room. I stood there staring at the open lid as the drizzle resumed. My poor car was going to get drenched.

“I’ll get some string so you can tie it down,” said Nancy, who had followed us out. She headed back to the house.

Sarkisian leaned against the side of my car, oblivious to the damp. “Hear what you wanted to hear?”

“That’s not why I came,” I reminded him.

“But it’s why you stayed.”

I opened my eyes as wide and innocent as possible. “I just needed help carrying that thing out.”

He gave me a withering look. “You’re not trying to keep tabs on the investigation?”

“It was my husband, not me, who was sheriff.”

“I know that,” snapped Sarkisian. “Not a single goddamn day passes but someone tells me how Sheriff McKinley would have handled even the most routine task.” He shoved away from the car. “Stick to the Thanksgiving festivities, and I’ll handle the murder.” He stalked off, but only as far as Adam’s pickup. He stooped over and examined the bumpers.

Apparently he found no traces of any fresh dents, because when Nancy returned with the string, he came back and tied down my trunk, then drove off in his Jeep. Probably to Simon Lowell’s. I glared after him, still irritated by his comments, though I knew I was being unfair. I really couldn’t blame him for being resentful of the love everyone felt for Tom. It wasn’t easy taking over from a man who had really belonged here. The interim sheriff-Guzman-had also been a native, but it was Tom people still talked about.

As I started up my car, I remembered another bit of information provided by Gerda. Simon Lowell was a real estate agent, the only one in town, in fact. That meant, by tradition, he managed the Grange Hall. And arranging for the use of that hall, and obtaining its key, was the next item on my list. I honestly felt sorry for poor Sarkisian as I set off after him.

Gerda had also pointed out the way to Lowell’s land to me on one of my last visits home. It lay farther down the hill from Adam Fairfield’s, on a side lane that paralleled Fallen Tree Road. I bumped along the rutted dirt track that led to his place, bounced across the narrow bridge over the stream, caught my convertible top as the latches popped, then pulled in relative dryness around the curve and through the gate onto a surprisingly well-kept driveway.

Sure enough, the sheriff’s Jeep stood in front of the dilapidated barn, and Owen Sarkisian himself stood on the porch of the ancient cabin beside a young man all curly brown beard, handlebar mustache, and long hair tied back in a ponytail. He wore a torn flannel shirt, stained overalls, and soft leather boots with fringe just below the knee. Hippiedom, the next generation, I reflected, enjoying the picture he made.

Sarkisian broke off whatever he was saying to glare at me. I gave him a bright smile as I climbed out of Freya. “I’m innocent!” I called to him, and ignored his snort of disbelief as I refastened the car’s top. “I’ve come on Thanksgiving business, but don’t let me interrupt you. I can wait ‘til you’re through.”

Simon Lowell descended the two steps and strode toward me, hand extended to shake mine. He had a firm grasp, and amusement glinted in his hazel eyes. “If that’s your car, you must be Annike McKinley. Glad to finally meet you. Would you care to join us? We’re about to inspect my van.”

Sarkisian glowered and muttered something under his breath. I thought I caught the words “interfering” and “busybody,” but thought it best not to pursue the matter. He looked more than a trifle irritated with me. I couldn’t blame him. But that didn’t mean I was going to go away, either.

They started for the barn, with me trailing behind. It really was the epitome of picturesque, in a rustic, weathered gray, tumbled-down way. It was exactly the sort of thing that got painted on those PBS shows, where an artist showed you how to turn out a masterpiece in half an hour. I stared up at the broken-hinged upper hatchway where a winch and pulley would once have loaded in bales of hay.

“Something else, isn’t it?” called Simon. He grinned at me and threw open one side of the huge sagging double doors. “Got what you’re looking for right here, I’ll bet, sheriff.”

I hurried to join them-and to get out of the drizzle. An old VW van, about the same vintage as my Mustang, stood just within. At some point, some creative soul, undoubtedly under the influence of something illegal, had taken cans of spray paint and gone to town. I think-but honestly couldn’t be certain-that the original color had been red. Now it looked like a flashback to a psychedelic bad trip.

Simon gestured toward his vehicle-to use the term loosely. “Voilà. One damaged fender. That’s what you’re after, isn’t it? Evidence I was up at Gerda’s last night?”

Sarkisian’s face gave nothing away. “Why don’t you tell me about it.”

I had to admit, this new sheriff was nothing like a TV cop. He didn’t make accusations-in spite of what Gerda had accused him of last night-he didn’t bully, he just invited people, in a perfectly reasonable tone, to tell their stories. Whether they told the truth or lied their heads off, he didn’t seem to care. He just wanted them to start talking. I waited to see the results.

Such a congenial attitude from an officer of the law threw Simon off balance. With his appearance, his outspoken and unpopular communist politics, and his van, he must have had numerous run-ins, some of them all the way down to the police station, I wagered. He stared at Sarkisian, eyes narrowed, as if trying to penetrate the sheriff’s amiability to the trap he seemed to believe lay beneath. “I didn’t go to her house,” he declared, though Sarkisian had made no such suggestion.

“Just her fencepost?” Sarkisian’s tone held a touch of humor.

Simon eyed him warily. “Yeah, well, I came out beside her driveway. There’re a few new ruts since I used that route last. The one nearest the road ditched me. I was trying to back out, and then suddenly I did, and I was in the post.”

“Just cruising around the back roads to while away a long, rainy evening?”

Simon flushed. “I was leaving the Fairfield’s house in a hurry. I didn’t want to get Nancy in trouble.”

“How would you have done that?” Sarkisian raised his eyebrows a mere fraction of an inch, invitingly.

Simon shrugged. “I’d gone over to see her because she said it was safe, that her father had driven into Meritville to buy more beer or whatever, but apparently he’d only gone down to the Graham’s store. I couldn’t leave until he’d drunk himself into a stupor, or he’d have heard my van.”

“Wouldn’t he have seen it?”

Simon shook his head. “I parked it behind the house, where it can’t be seen from the drive.”

“So you left when her father had fallen asleep? When was that?”

“About five-forty, five-forty-five, somewhere around then. Sorry, can’t be exact. We hadn’t heard a sound from him for awhile, so I thought I’d make a run for it.”

Sarkisian’s eyebrows rose. “But not down the drive?”

“His window looks out over it. No, I cut across the old gravel area and through that empty pasture of Peggy’s.”

“Escape that way often, do you?” the sheriff asked.

Simon shrugged. “A couple times before. Adam Fairfield has a nasty temper, especially when he’s been drinking.”

So both Adam and Simon had been out and about shortly before the murder, and neither one had a solid alibi. Had Adam heard Simon’s van as it left his house? Or had Simon still been out-say, up at Gerda’s-later, when Adam had been parked at the foot of his drive? But as far as I knew, neither one of them had any reason for wanting Clifford Brody dead. If Adam had been the one killed, I might have suspected Simon. And the other way around. But Brody didn’t fit into that little two-man feud.

The sheriff started back toward his Jeep, and Simon and I followed. Simon Lowell seemed nice enough, in spite of his unconventional appearance. But then Upper River Gulch was a town that attracted eccentrics. I ought to know. I’d grown up living with one of the prize exhibits, and I loved her dearly. I only wished I could judge just how far Lowell let his eccentricity take him.

“Coffeepot?” Simon asked as we reached the cars.

Well, it was sort of obvious, with the trunk gaping like that. “Just came from the Fairfields’s house,” I told him.

“How’s Nancy?” His concern sounded genuine, but I couldn’t tell for certain whether his intense interest lay in the girl or what the sheriff and I might have learned from her about his activities.

“She looked tired, but otherwise all right.”

“And what Thanksgiving business brought you here, anyway?” demanded Owen Sarkisian. His affability, so rampant with Simon, evaporated when he turned to me.

“Cindy Brody never arranged to use the Grange Hall.”

Sarkisian regarded Simon with a frown. “You’re a real estate agent, I guess.” He sighed. “All right.” He got into his Jeep and, with a wave for Simon and a glare for me, drove off.

“There’re forms you have to fill out, I suppose,” Simon said as we watched the sheriff vanish around the first bend. “I’ve no idea where you go, though.”

“Don’t you manage it?” That would be just my luck. “You’re the only real estate agent in town.”

“The building is county-owned, and the county officials didn’t approve of me.” He considered. “The key’s probably at the county offices in Meritville. Afraid you’ll have to go there to apply for formal permission to use the building.”

I shook my head. “Never,” I said with feeling, “get involved in any SCOURGE event.” And with that highly inadequate dictum, I climbed into Freya and set off to grovel.

Chapter Six

The rain increased to a steady shower as I steered along the curving road out of Upper River Gulch and onto the two-lane highway that led to Meritville. By the time I pulled into the last remaining parking space on a side street next to the county offices, it had built to a steady, pelting downpour. I climbed out and ran for the cluster of buildings. These had been constructed around the turn of the century, with the traditional small-town look I’ve always associated with the Midwest-brown brick and Victorian white trim. They’d been retrofitted for earthquake safety, but as far as I knew, that was the only modification they’d ever undergone. They really were beautiful, even when seen through the rain. At a dead run.

The offices themselves were amazingly well organized. The first thing you saw when you slipped and skidded through the doors on the muddied tiles was a sign listing departments and sub-departments, and beside it a discreet map. It only took me a few minutes to determine that no heading existed for the borrowing of county-owned Grange Halls. I gave the matter some thought while re-perusing the offerings, and finally settled on building permits, where, as I guessed, there were no lines marked for people wanting to know if they were in the right department.

There was only one window, in fact, but only three people ahead of me. It wouldn’t have been a bad wait except for the fact the elderly gentleman second in the queue became furious at whatever the poor clerk told him. That took nearly twenty minutes and three workers to sort out, but at last he took himself off, still grumbling.

By some miracle I had actually come to the right place. I began with a humble apology for leaving the matter so late, which cut the clerk off before he could begin to lecture me. After a conference with his colleagues, he determined that yes, we could use the building. He then produced a stack of forms half an inch thick and shooed me out of line. By the time I’d finished with them, he was on a coffee break, and I had to begin all over again explaining why we were late. I think they enjoyed making my life difficult.

The woman who had taken his place read through my description of intended usage, then handed me another handful of papers. These, I was relieved to hear, I didn’t have to fill out. I only had to read them. And follow their instructions to the letter. I was getting good at following instructions and lists, I assured her.

“And the key?” I asked.

This involved another behind-the-counter consultation. “Sheriff’s office,” came the answer at last.

The sheriff’s office lay on the other side of the town square. I hadn’t brought an umbrella, of course, so I set off to slog my way through the drenched grass until I reached the cement path. It was an old-fashioned sort of park, complete with benches and flower beds and even a cannon, though what Meritville had ever used a cannon for was beyond me. In the center of it all stood a gazebo where the last official band to play had been seeing the troops off to World War II. Other bands had made use of the platform since, of course, but mostly it played home to choirs during the holiday season.

The sheriff’s office couldn’t find the key. By now, that didn’t come as a surprise to me.

“I saw it a week ago,” Deputy Goulding assured me.

“Where?” I hoped I didn’t sound as weary as I felt.

“In the key safe, of course. Where we just checked.” He looked like he’d been having the same sort of day I’d been enduring.

I stifled the crack I’d been about to make. “Can you put a team of detectives on it? I need it ASAP.”

A gleam lit his eyes. “I’ll have the sheriff himself handle it. That okay by you?”

“Perfect.” We grinned at each other. What Sarkisian would say might almost be worth hearing. Pity I didn’t have time to hang around. I slogged back to my car, started the engine, cranked up the heater, and got hit by a blast of icy air. It took a good three or four miles before the engine got hot enough to warm me up.

I’d turned onto the narrow highway leading home before I realized I hadn’t the faintest idea where the frozen pumpkin pie filling was located, or how to get over three hundred of the damned things baked in the next thirty-six hours. Nor did I have the name of the company supplying the smoked turkey breast for the raffle on the following morning. With a sigh, I turned my car toward Cindy Brody’s.

As I swung onto her cul-de-sac, almost the first thing I saw was Sheriff Owen Sarkisian’s Jeep parked in the entrance of her driveway. I grinned, though I also felt a touch of pity for the poor man. He’d never believe this was purely coincidence, and I couldn’t blame him. I got out, dashed for the shelter of the porch and rang the doorbell.

A minute passed before I heard footsteps crossing the tiled foyer. Cindy, perfect as always, opened the door. I know it’s catty, but I wished just once I could detect some flaw in her makeup, some bulge in those incredibly small jeans.

For some reason, she didn’t appear pleased to see me. I suspected I wasn’t going to be very popular anywhere for the next few days. “I just have a couple questions for you,” I said quickly, because she looked like she wanted to slam the door in my face.

She hesitated, then shrugged. “Join the club.” She stepped back to let me in, regarding me with an expression of disgust. I’d picked up more than a few splatters of mud hoofing it across the park.

“Mind?” I kicked off my shoes without waiting for her response.

That seemed to satisfy her. With a sigh she made no attempt to disguise, she turned and led the way into the living room.

Sheriff Sarkisian sat in the chair he’d occupied the night before, hands resting on his thighs, elbows sticking out in a belligerent pose. His expression matched it.

“I didn’t know you were here,” I assured him before he could accuse me. “I’ve got more Thanksgiving business. And some of it, for that matter, is going to be your problem.” I enjoyed watching his expression flicker through a number of emotions and finally settle on resignation.

“What?” he demanded.

“The key to the Grange. John Goulding says he saw it last week, but it’s not in the cabinet now. We decided a real detective should take charge of tracking it down.”

His face contorted in an expression that was everything I could have hoped for. “You did, did you?” he managed at last. “Find the key. While I’m investigating this murder.”

“By later this afternoon, please. I have to get into the building.”

“Look.” Cindy frowned at us both. “If that’s all you came about, Annike, why don’t you two go and look for it? I’m in the middle of cooking. In fact,” she added as she strode toward the kitchen, “I’ve got to check a pie.”

Sarkisian glared at me and rose to follow her.

I traipsed after. “Sorry, I’ve got a few questions for you, Cindy,” I reminded her when she turned her outraged glare on me for my invasion of her culinary domain. “Mmm, smells good.”

Sarkisian propped his shoulder against the doorjamb, and his brow creased as if from an effort of memory. “Weren’t you doing your baking last night?”

She opened her mouth, but for a good five seconds nothing came out. Then she turned to the counter, snatched a tissue from its box, and hid behind it. “I-I burned them. I mean, after hearing about dear Cliff…” Her voice trailed off, and her reproachful gaze accused the sheriff of opening raw wounds. She managed an artistic sniff. “And I’ve been so busy, what with my guests arriving, I’m only just now getting around to making more.”

“Where are they?” Sarkisian managed to sound no more than mildly curious. “Your guests, I mean.”

“Sightseeing,” came her unencouraging answer.

Seeing what sights, I wondered? Merit County wasn’t exactly a tourist Mecca. And at this time of year, everything dripped, even when it wasn’t raining.

Cindy checked the oven-only a single pie within-then leaned against the counter eyeing me with displeasure. “What did you want?” I told her, and her frown deepened. “I gave Peggy all the notes.”

“Must have missed a few,” I assured her, and hoped I was right. The prospect of not being able to find the pie filling haunted me. Or maybe that would be a positive thing. We’d have to call off the contest. There just might be a silver lining in there, after all.

Cindy went to a small desk in the living room, dragged open the second drawer, and pulled out a handful of papers. She leafed through them, then stopped, her brow creasing. “Oh.” She detached several. “Sorry, they got mixed up with other things. This what you need?”

The top paper bore the label “turkey raffle,” and I saw the names of several suppliers. One was even circled and checked off. I took them with relief. “Thanks.”

“Then I’ll let you get on with it. You must both be busy today.” She headed for the front door. “Really, Sheriff, you’ll have to talk to my lawyer. I honestly don’t know a thing about wills or divorce settlements or insurance. I leave all that up to him. But speaking as a poor widow, I hope Cliff left me something.”

“Ms. Brody,” Sarkisian began.

Cindy let out a big sigh. “Look, Sheriff, if you really want to solve my husband’s murder, why don’t you talk to Sue Hinkel, the hairdresser in Upper River Gulch.” She cast a sideways glance at me and lowered her voice to a conspiratorial whisper, covering her mouth as if she honestly thought only Sarkisian would hear her next words. “About Gerda Lundquist.”

She ushered us out the door. The rain had reduced to a drizzle, now, but the wind whipped it cold and stinging into my face. I dashed for my car. To my surprise, Sarkisian beat on the passenger side window as I climbed in. I reached across and pulled up the lock.

He slid inside. “You ‘just happened’ to come here?”

“Look, I really-”

“Okay, I believe you.” He drummed his fingers on the dash. “How well do you know Ms. Brody?”

“To talk to, but only to do the polite, not about anything personal. She joined the SCOURGEs after I moved to San Francisco.”

“What about her financial sense? Is she really as clueless as she says?”

I hesitated. “My aunt might know.”

“From what I’ve already heard, Ms. Brody is pretty sharp.”

“So why are you asking me?”

He gave me an enigmatic look. “Beats tearing the office apart looking for that key.”

With that he got out, locking the door after himself. I watched him climb into the Jeep and back out of the driveway. He waved before shifting into first, and I watched the tail lights as he headed away.

I sat there for a long minute, eyes closed, mentally running through the lists. Coffeepot, check. Grange Hall, check. Key, no check. Turkey would just take a phone call to confirm. Pancake breakfast…

I started the engine. The pancake mix should have been delivered to the Grange by now, along with the bacon and eggs and the rest of the perishables. And they would all be sitting on the front steps in the pouring rain with no one to rescue them. The fact I’d been trying to make the arrangements for the Hall wouldn’t rescue ruined mix or salmonella-bearing sausage.

I headed Freya toward the long stretch of road leading back to Upper River Gulch. The fields spread toward the foothills on either side, plowed in neat rows, boasting crops or vines currently devoid of berries or leaves. On the whole, it looked dank and dreary. The radio played in the background, as low as it could go and still be heard over the engine’s roar, but I barely noticed it. I was too busy seething over Perfect Cindy’s trying to thrust Aunt Gerda back to the forefront of the investigation. That woman knew damned well the financial ramifications of both divorce and widowhood. For that matter, Gerda probably had heard a few shrewd rumors about Cindy’s knowledge and maneuverings. I’d ask her as soon as I dragged myself home tonight.

I hit the brake to avoid a farm truck whipping onto the road almost on top of me. That jerked me out of my reverie and back to the immediate problems at hand. Such as the fact I’d forgotten to ask Cindy where the frozen pie filling was located. I whimpered, but I wasn’t about to turn around and go back. One of these days, I reflected, I was going to have to break down and get a cell phone. Never mind it would be a leash, never mind people could reach me when I least wanted to be reached. At the moment, it would make my life a hell of a lot easier. I always think of these things too late.

The rain pelted down with renewed vigor as I pulled into town. And there was my trunk, half open, all drenched. I’d have to use the hair dryer on it, I supposed, or the lining would mildew. I was still blaming myself for not having scrounged a tarp from somewhere as I swung into the Grange parking lot and saw Gerda’s bright blue Pathfinder, Hans Gustav, standing in front of the door.

She stood beneath the meager shelter of the porch roof amidst piles of damp-looking bags of pancake mix. “It’s about time you got here!” she shouted as I pulled to a halt. You have to shout to be heard over Freya’s engine. Gerda keeps telling me I’m going to get a ticket for noise violation, but what can you expect when your car is older than you are-and you aren’t exactly young to begin with? “The frozen stuff is defrosting,” she complained as I joined her. “And I have to get back to the store.”

“Sorry. And it’s okay about the defrosting. We’ll be using it in the morning.”

She sniffed. “It should be in a refrigerator. Where’s the key? We need to get all this into the kitchen as soon as possible.”

“No key.”

Gerda placed her hands on her hips, arms akimbo, and eyed me with disfavor. “How could you forget the key? Honestly, Annike…”

“No one knows where it is.”

She blinked. Her expression probably reflected the horror I felt over the whole damned affair. “But what about tomorrow? What about-”

“That’s up to our new sheriff,” I said with considerable satisfaction. “He’s supposed to locate it, so you can blame him if everything goes wrong.”

From the arrested gleam in her eye, that apparently appealed to her. Her pleasure lasted only a moment, though. She glared at the sacks and boxes piled-naturally-in front of the door so they would have to be moved before it could be opened-if and when we located the key. “What are we going to do with everything? The bacon and sausage can’t sit out all night.”

True. The rain warmed up the weather, so we weren’t getting the bite of ice we normally got in November. “If only the Fairfields had a giant refrigerator to go along with the giant coffeepot,” I sighed.

“Who…” Gerda began, only to break off with a cry of triumph. “The school! They should have enough room for the perishables.”

She picked up a hefty cardboard box-drenched, of course-and carried it to the passenger side door of my car. I opened it dutifully, then went back to collect another of the heavy boxes. I should have thought to provide towels to protect the seats, I supposed, but today just wasn’t going to be poor Freya’s day. At least even Gerda had to admit my poor car couldn’t shelter the pancake mix, as well. We loaded that into the back of Hans Gustav, and she led our little procession around the block to the rear of the elementary school.

We found Laurie Wesland, who had been the school secretary thirty years ago when I’d been an inmate, sitting at the same desk she’d inhabited way back then. It would have been really eerie if the years hadn’t added a few pounds and changed her hair from brown to silver gray. I think she even still wore the same dress. At least it was the same light green I remembered from my mercifully brief visits to deliver notes or wait for sentencing from the principal.

Ms. Wesland looked up from the papers that littered her desk and peered at us through heavy glasses. I fought back the impulse to stammer an apology for disturbing her.

“We’re from the Service Club of Upper River Gulch Environs,” announced Gerda.

“Oh, the SCOURGEs,” sighed Ms. Wesland, thereby delighting me. “It’s about time. I thought you were going to get that pumpkin out of here by last week at the latest.”

“Pumpkin?” I brightened even more. “You mean it’s here?”

Ms. Wesland rolled her eyes heavenward. “It’s been taking up most of the freezer. Really, if you weren’t going to use the stuff…”

“We are,” I said quickly. “We’ll take it away with us, I promise.”

“But we need another favor,” Gerda stuck in brightly with her usual lack of timing.

Ms. Wesland placed her hands palm down on the cluttered surface of her desk. “Another favor?” she asked in tones of foreboding. Obviously, she’d had prior experience of the SCOURGEs. I hoped she had as little resistance to their persuasion as I had.

Somehow, we smoothed out the details. It involved a free book of tickets for the turkey raffle and a pair of free tickets to the breakfast, but in the end she agreed to not only let us store the perishables in the school refrigerator, but also to show up at the school early on Thanksgiving morning to unlock the kitchen and let us retrieve the stuff. Somewhat reconciled by the deal she had struck with us, she rose and led the way to the small kitchen that fed the three hundred plus students who infested the place.

The vision of clean, sparkling stainless steel countertops, undoubtedly new since my time, greeted us. It smelled of disinfectant and a flowery air freshener that kept puffing its sickly sweet perfume into the room. A large freezer with double doors, and a matching refrigerator, stood against the back wall. I checked the latter for space, was relieved to find more than enough room available, and Gerda and I set about ferrying boxes and bestowing them under the watchful gaze of the secretary. I shoved in the last batch of sausages with a sigh and turned toward the door.

“Not so fast,” called Ms. Wesland. “The pumpkin?”

Oh, yes. The pumpkin. An unwelcome thought crossed my mind. Now that I’d found it, I was going to have to use it. And that meant rounding up cooks. That was another detail Cindy Brody never got around to, conning people into baking, and baking, and baking. Boy, were the SCOURGEs-and everyone else I knew in town-going to be thrilled to hear from me. And then I’d have to visit every one of them to deliver the frozen stuff. Apparently I hadn’t even begun to touch the highlights of this day.

Then another idea struck me, and I turned back to the secretary. “I can’t get the pumpkin into my car unless I can leave the coffeepot here.” I honestly didn’t think I’d get away with it, considering Hans Gustav stood outside, but twenty minutes later I headed for home with Freya’s trunk mercifully closed on the tubs of frozen pie filling.

Gerda followed, saying she needed a break from the store. With both our cars safely in the garage, we headed up the stairs toward afternoon tea-I’d long since missed lunch-and for me, a round of begging phone calls. As I shook out my wet coat before going into the house, I remembered one question I hadn’t had time to ask Gerda.

“How much did Cindy know about Brody’s finances?” I called after my aunt.

“To hear her tell it, everything and nothing.” Gerda’s answer floated out from the kitchen. Already I heard her filling the kettle.

“How so?” I trailed after her into the comfortable room. The calls could wait a few minutes.

“She’s been complaining for months he was hiding his income.” She stooped to detach Furface from his tooth-hold on her ankle, and brought him up to purr in contentment on her shoulder. “And once when she caught me at Sue Hinkel’s, she complained for a good fifteen minutes, nonstop, about how his lawyer had cooked up a way so she wouldn’t get anything in the divorce settlement.”

I frowned. “So, with his death, she’ll inherit everything?” Absently, I scooped up a gray and white armful of Dagmar.

Gerda nodded. “Unless that sister of his has anything to say about it-but knowing Cindy, I’ll bet she made sure of his will. Oh, and don’t forget his insurance policy. I gather that’s a hefty one. Perfect Cindy will be a very wealthy widow.”

I stroked the soft fur. That gave Perfect Cindy, who enjoyed her money very much indeed, an excellent reason for murdering her husband before all his beautiful money escaped her.

Chapter Seven

“Why can’t people be at home the day before Thanksgiving?” I griped after leaving far too many messages on answering machines. “Of course, if I knew someone was about to call asking me to bake a dozen or so pies, I probably wouldn’t answer, either.”

Gerda looked up from the two she had just slid onto her oven’s center shelf. She had called one of the teenagers who helped out in her shop to cover for her while she baked, and the girl had been delighted at the chance to earn a little extra Christmas money by working that afternoon. “Don’t be ridiculous, dear. Why wouldn’t everyone want to help? It’s fun.”

I paused in my dialing of the next number, then just shook my head and continued. The entire board of the SCOURGEs was like that-if they were behind a cause or an event, they simply couldn’t understand that the rest of the town might regard it with horror. And it was no good trying to disillusion them, either. I’d tried that before, and they just stared at me blankly, then laughed as if I’d told them a joke.

“I know poor Nancy Fairfield isn’t feeling well,” Gerda went on, “but I’m sure Adam will bake a few for you. It’s not as if it’s any trouble, after all. He’d just have to pour the defrosted mix into a pie shell.”

“I’ll put you down for another ten, then. I’d hate to deprive you of the fun.” I hung up-someone had had the sense to disconnect their answering machine, undoubtedly in anticipation of my call. I’d try them again later. “Right now,” I added, since my aunt stared at me in open-mouthed consternation, “I’ve got to get over to the Still. Perfect Cindy never got around to soliciting any liqueurs.”

“For the breakfast?” demanded Gerda.

“The park clean-up crew, and the Dinner-in-the-Park,” I called over my shoulder. “The Still’s probably closing early for the holidays, so I’ve got to run. Why don’t you make a few more pie calls?” I added as I grabbed my purse and ducked out the door. It was already late afternoon. I’d have to hustle if I hoped to find Hugh Cartwright, the Still’s owner, on the premises.

Freya responded with her usual rumblings and complainings when I turned the key, but by the time I’d backed out, turned around in the driveway and headed down the rain-slicked hill, she purred at her usual ear-splitting decibel rating. A nasty wind whipped pine needles and oak leaves across my windshield, where the wipers beat a steady tattoo at their fastest pace. And to think I’d come home for a rest. For a moment I recalled my tiny cubicle, my obnoxious boss, the unreasonable clients, my ongoing battle to keep at least the pretence of honesty over the deductions of one account in particular, then weighed it all against heading a SCOURGE project. Seemed pretty evenly balanced, to me. Although the fact that the pancake breakfast raced at me with frightening speed caused the scales to teeter in favor of Hastings, Millard and Perkins, Inc., accountants to the conceited and dishonest.

The road to the Still lay just outside of town. I eased through our tiny business district, passed our one main intersection, then continued down Last Gasp Hill for a quarter mile before turning over the bridge and following the narrow two-lane street that wound along the top of the river gulch. Some twenty feet below, just beyond the metal guard rail, the water churned over the rocks in its rough and ready bed. No one, as far as I knew, had ever tried white water rafting there. Perhaps I’d have to suggest it as a summer excursion to the SCOURGEs. The next moment I changed my mind. Knowing them, they’d be crazy enough to try it, and I really was very fond of them, in spite of their landing me with their Thanksgiving mess.

I rounded the last bend and pulled into the parking lot, which could hold two dozen cars. Only four gathered together near the main door. I considered pulling around back and down the hill to the receiving dock, but decided it wasn’t worth the effort. If I got a single bottle, I could consider myself lucky. Hugh Cartwright talked a good line about charitable donations, but I’d never heard of his actually making many. But you never knew.

I turned off the key and climbed out into a whipping wind. Clutching my parka about myself, I ran for the shelter of the front door. To my surprise, it opened. I’d fully expected some security-minded soul would have locked it with so few people in the building.

The wonderful aroma of cranberries reached out and enveloped me as soon as I stepped inside, and for a moment I just stood there, practically drooling. I didn’t remember that as one of their products, but they experimented all the time. Hugh Cartwright didn’t believe in relying on only a few tried-and-true staples, not when there might be a buck to be made by branching out. Success, declared the motto over every employee’s work station, lay in diversity.

The lobby was a small room, boasting a couple of chairs, a couch, several potted plants, the receptionist’s desk-empty-and a few lamps that eased the gloom of the day. One door led to the tasting and sales room. I wandered through the other, which led along a corridor. Here, the cranberry scent became overpowering, sickeningly sweet and cloying.

The main production facilities lay on the downhill side. You could look-if you weren’t acrophobic like me-through a wall of glass down a storey to the floor where one bathtub-like vat lay in the center, more for show than actual use, I’d always suspected. Two rows of cabinets flanked it on either side, topped by copper stills ranging in size from eighty liters all the way up to five hundred, fruit presses, fermentation and maceration tanks, and a number of mysterious-looking stainless steel contraptions. Somewhere down there would be the chemistry labs and, for all I knew, experiments in weaponry for culinary and alcoholic warfare.

On the other side of the corridor, level with the upper storey parking lot, lay offices. I looked around, not seeing anyone, but I could hear the hum of distant machinery. Then came the whine of a forklift and a man’s muffled shout.

“Mr. Cartwright?” I called. My voice sounded loud and echoed hollowly along the empty passage. I turned around in a circle, wondering if I should try to find shipping and receiving, after all.

Metal clanged to the steady rhythm of someone climbing stairs, and in another minute the door to the catwalk that circled the facilities below opened. A head of thick dark hair popped around the edge, followed by a lithe body in jeans and a sweatshirt. Tony Carerras glared at me. “What do you want? We’re closed.”

“Tony?” I stifled an uneasy shiver. He looked like the sort you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley-or a brightly lit main street, for that matter. But both Peggy and Gerda swore he was a good soul, despite a few little legal discrepancies in his background. Juvenile records are sealed for a good reason, Peggy averred. Everyone, especially a kid from a rotten background, deserved a second chance. And a third. And a fourth. I think Tony was on his fifth, and that only thanks to the generous-or gullible-nature of Peggy. “I’m Annike McKinley. I’ve come to see Hugh Cartwright. About a donation of bottles he promised.”

Tony looked me up and down with thinly veiled insolence. “Oh, yeah. Ol’ McKinley’s widow.”

“And Gerda Lundquist’s niece.” It never hurt to set a positive item against the fact my late husband had arrested him on more than one occasion.

His smile flashed, bright and startling, showing teeth unexpectedly white and even. “That’s right. She’s okay.” He nodded, his smile broadening. “Well, what you need is ol’ Cartwright, but he ain’t here.” He considered a moment. “I’ll get Dave.” He spun around and vanished.

As the metal stairs clanged under his descending sneakers, I leaned against the wall, relieved by the change in his attitude. And that unexpectedly blinding smile. Maybe Peggy was right about him. And then again, maybe he’d just mastered a touch of charm to get himself out of trouble.

The stairs announced someone coming back up, a slower, heavier tread than before. The sound changed as the climber reached the upper catwalk, then the door opened, and a uniformed figure stood silhouetted against the brighter light. He peered forward. “Hi, Annike.” His voice sounded dull, tired, depressed. He regarded me with an expression that lightened from bleak to merely morose. “I’m night watchman here,” he told me with no enthusiasm.

“So I’d heard. Congratulations.” I’d known Dave Hatter for most of my life, even though he was five years older than me. Two of his younger sisters had been my friends all the way through high school. “Isn’t this a bit early for you to be on duty?”

“Need the overtime.” Despair flickered in his dull gray eyes. His light brown hair looked as if he hadn’t combed it that day, and his shoulders slumped, making him look shrunken, frailer than I knew him to be. I remembered him as wiry and athletic, with only a slight touch of that middle-age spread that comes to us all.

I considered offering him a sympathetic ear, but something in his expression warned me not to intrude. Instead, I waved a hand toward the mysteries below. “Pretty impressive.”

“I could give you a tour,” he offered, unenthusiastic, almost listless. “Nothing much ever happens here.”

“Another time I’d love it,” I assured him, and meant it. The place always fascinated me. “Right now I’ve come about a donation.”

Dave nodded. “The Dinner-in-the-Park. Yeah.” His lip curled. “Still can’t believe you actually got that old skinflint to give you some bottles.”

“Well, he came through with a few, last year,” I said.

Dave snorted. “Yeah, in exchange for some favor, I bet. He can be pretty free with the failed experimental batches, if there’s something in it for him. But I’ll bet he never offered one of the bottles with the Official Seal.” His tone capitalized the words. A single bottle with Brandywine Distillery’s official seal could sell anywhere from thirty dollars up to sixty, depending on the specific product. Those never got handed out gratis.

“Failures are fine, as long as they’re edible. Or do I mean potable?”

“The ones that aren’t, we just pour down the drain.” He turned away, his shoulders sagging even more. “Come on, let’s see what we can find for you.” He gestured for me to follow him through the doorway and onto the catwalk.

The metal grating clanged louder than ever under our combined four feet, but I looked straight ahead instead of down, and pretended I walked on something solid. It didn’t work very well. We rounded the inner corner, descended the open stairs-with me clinging to the railing-then passed through another doorway labeled “New Products”. I found myself in a large room lined with kegs, vats and shelves filled with bottles that bore only a large numbered colored dot in lieu of a label. One wall held a long countertop set at desk height, on which rested four computer monitors and keyboards.

“Experiments and trial batches,” he said. “That lot over there…” he gestured to a fifteen-liter stainless steel keg with several bottles standing on the shelf above, “not up to expectations. Tastes all right, but nothing spectacular. He gave orders it’s to be gotten rid of. Adam says it’s drinkable.”

“Sampled it, did he?”

Dave shrugged. “Why not? He’s swing-shift supervisor, he can do pretty much what he wants. Long as the bottles aren’t labeled, they’re fair game, I guess. So, want some?”

I eyed it with suspicion. They bore bright blue circular spots with “1-A” written on them. “What is it?”

“Cranberry orange. You can taste it first, if you like. From what I’ve been hearing,” he added with a sudden twisting of his lips that was almost a smile, “you could use a stiff drink. Or did you celebrate Brody’s death like the rest of us?”

“Not celebrate, exactly. It wasn’t fun, finding him.”

“Your poor aunt.” He shook his head, but nothing could diminish his obvious pleasure at Brody’s untimely-or was that timely?-demise.

I cast him a speculative glance. “At least you have nothing to worry about from that new sheriff. You’d have just come on duty when Brody was murdered.”

Dave hesitated, then shrugged. “I don’t get here until almost seven, usually.” He sounded reluctant, as if he didn’t want to admit it even to me. As if he wanted to give himself an alibi? Why-unless he had some cause to want Brody dead and thought himself a suspect.

I studied his slumped shoulders, his morose demeanor, the undercurrents of anger and frustration. Something was seriously wrong with the man, but if it had to do with Brody, wouldn’t his problems be over, now? Or had he killed him?

Well, if Dave had gotten himself into some trouble here at the Still, Peggy O’Shaughnessy might know something about it. She did the books here. And Peggy involved herself in everybody’s life. If Peggy knew someone, even on a business footing, she ferreted out everything there was to know about them.

“Well?” Dave asked. “How many you need? There’s some peach almond, too,” he gestured toward a row of bottles with orange spots, “but you might want to warn people first, about that one.”

I considered. “Sounds good to me. A few bottles of each, maybe? Think that would be all right?”

He shrugged, obviously not caring. “Sure. Saturday for the clean-up? Then a few more for Sunday’s dinner? I’ll bring them over.” He turned on his heel and left the room.

I hurried after, thanking him as we remounted the clanging stairs. I’d have felt better if the bottles were actually in my possession, but if Dave said he’d bring them, that meant a few less items for me to lug around. And in spite of his offering them with such certainty, he might have to get approval before handing them out. I thanked him again at the front door and heard him lock it behind me as I turned to sprint for my car.

Once safe inside, I checked my lists. Other than phone calls about pies, I was doing pretty well. Which meant I could take a few minutes off and turn my attention to Cindy Brody’s catty comment about Sue Hinkel having some information about Aunt Gerda.

I eased Freya out of the parking lot and felt the tires slide on the drenched road. If I weren’t careful, we’d hydroplane right through that flimsy metal barrier, over the edge of the gulch and end up in the river. I crept along, grateful no one else was trying to negotiate this stretch of sharp curves.

It took me a good ten minutes to reach the bridge, then we were over it and headed toward our one set of stop signs and our miniature downtown. I turned onto Fallen Tree Road, then pulled into one of the empty spaces in front of The Salon, Sue Hinkel’s domain.

She really had done an amazing job on the place. It had been a very tiny house, vintage 1920, all tiny rooms, sagging front steps, and windows with half a ton of putty holding the panes in their warped frames. But Sue had given the exterior a coat of white paint, added a safety railing to the shallow steps, and generally made the best of a bad situation. She’d managed to make the interior country casual with a hint of haut coiffure, or whatever the term would be. All in the brass, glass, and aspidistra, according to Sue. I could see her through the window, standing at one of her shop’s two stations, red hair swept into a cluster of very becoming curls, garbed in a light green smock and a calf-length forest green wool skirt that covered the uppers of her high-topped platform boots. Very chic. I really envied her the knack.

I opened the door, and the string of Tibetan temple bells that hung from it jingled, musical and not the least jarring. The aroma of flowers and herbs greeted me, nothing perfumey or chemical for Sue unless it was absolutely necessary-such as my perms. Whenever possible, she used only the finest natural products.

The woman who sat in the chair broke off whatever she was saying, turned to look at me, and waved in a friendly fashion. I waved back, but I had no idea who she was. Short and slender, she wore mud-splattered jeans and leather lace-up boots. The arms of an old flannel shirt protruded from beneath the voluminous pink and gray protector draped over her clothes. An earthy green mud pack slathered across her face, and all I could determine of her features consisted of a generous mouth with protruding teeth.

Sue grinned at me. “How’re you coping?”

I sank onto the spare salon chair. “Got you down for a dozen pies.”

Sue snorted. “Fat chance.” Then her gaze rested on my face and turned thoughtful. “I’ll see what I can do.”

“I look that bad?” I didn’t know whether to be annoyed or merely depressed. But if it got the pies baked, maybe it was worth looking like something one of the cats left half-chewed on the rug.

“Did you just drop in to give me the good news, or is there something else I can do for you?” She picked up a cloth and wiped off a thick layer of the herbal green muck from her client’s face. The well-known features emerged of Judy Wharton, who ran the feed store along with her husband Gregg.

“When you have a few minutes,” I said.

Judy seemed to take that as her cue, and picked up where she had left off on her stream of local gossip. I was surprised at how many names I didn’t recognize, but then considering the litany of troubles attached to them, it was probably just as well. I let it roll over me, and came to the conclusion that chairing a SCOURGE project might not be the worst fate, after all. Just goes to show how gullible I was feeling. By the time Sue rinsed off the last of the mud and had added clarifying lotions and moisturizers, I felt myself well acquainted with all the newcomers to our tiny community.

Sue whipped off the towel that had protected Judy’s hair, revealing a highlighted brown blunt cut. She set to work restyling, producing her usual wizardry, completely transforming her customer. Delighted, Judy Wharton left, leaving a generous tip-and a promise to bake a dozen pies, if I’d drop the stuff by her house later that evening. I assured her that nothing would stop me, and meant it.

Sue turned to me with a grin. “So what’s up? Besides pies.”

“What was going on between my Aunt Gerda and Clifford Brody?” I demanded, not wasting words.

“What makes you think-”

“Cindy Brody told Sheriff Sarkisian that you could tell him all about it. Hasn’t he been here, yet?”

Sue’s face sobered, and she perched on the stool behind her small desk. “No. Hasn’t your aunt said anything to you?”

“I want to hear it from someone else.” Actually, I just wanted to hear any of it.

Sue sighed. “It’s a long story, but you know how she didn’t really trust him?”

I nodded. I’d never found out why. Gerda clammed up the minute anyone mentioned his name.

“Well, you know how creative your aunt can be.”

“Devious, you mean,” I interjected.

Sue fought back a grin. “Honestly, she should be the one to tell you. It really doesn’t feel right…”

The musical bells announced the opening of the door. I looked up to see Owen Sarkisian standing there, regarding me with all the delight of a gardener who has just found a warren of gophers in his prize vegetable patch. “What the hell are you doing here, Ms. McKinley?” he demanded in that resigned voice I was beginning to know, if not love.

Sue and I exchanged guilty glances.

“I thought I told you to stay out of official business. But when I saw your car out front, I knew you were meddling again.”

I held up my hands in a defensive gesture. “It’s no such thing. I’m here for…” I looked around, seeking inspiration, and spotted it in the jars and other debris lying around from the last victim. “A mud pack,” I finished. “It always helps me relax.” Actually, that was true. I just never seemed to have time for one anymore.

“A mud pack,” Sarkisian repeated. An evil gleam lit his eyes. “Go ahead. Don’t let me interrupt.” He folded his arms and looked expectant.

There was nothing else for it. Sue draped one of the pink and gray protectors over me and fastened it behind my neck, then wrapped my hair in a towel. After warming the mud, she smeared it over my face. The scent soothed my nerves, but Sarkisian’s chuckle of appreciation at what he thought to be my suffering set them back on edge.

“I don’t usually allow observers,” Sue informed him.

“You wouldn’t make me miss this, would you?” A touch of malice sounded in his voice. “But I guess it would be a shame if you had to go through this for nothing, Ms. McKinley. Okay, Ms. Hinkel, I guess I’m here for the same reason she is,” he indicated me.

Sue raised her eyebrows. “You want a mud pack?”

“I want to know about Ms. Lundquist and Clifford Brody.”

Sue met my gaze in the mirror, apology blatant in her eyes.

“I’m not making you repeat yourself, am I?”

“No, we’d only-” Sue broke off. She’d never make a good conspirator.

Sarkisian grinned. “Start at the beginning.”

Sue sighed. “Okay. You have to sit for awhile, anyway, Annike.” She considered for a moment. “Gerda thought that Brody had padded his bill to the Service Club when he did our nonprofit status filings last year.”

Sarkisian stared at her. “That’s it?”

Sue hesitated.

“And what about her purported intention to lay a trap for him?”

“No! I mean, she… Why would she do anything like that?” Sue stammered.

Not a very convincing denial, I reflected. To my relief, I saw a figure running through the rain toward the shop door. This seemed a perfect time for an interruption. I’d rather find out about my aunt’s plot when the sheriff wasn’t around.

The temple bells jingled merrily as the little woman darted inside. She lowered her umbrella, and the dripping, bright orange hair of Peggy O’Shaughnessy peeped out from beneath her scarf. Her bespectacled gaze took us all in. “What are you doing here, Sheriff?” she demanded. “Come for a more fashionable cut? You’d look great if you could just get those curls of yours to spike.”

I choked back a laugh at the revolted expression on his face. The day was developing a bright spot or two, after all.

“I’m here on official business,” he informed her with amazing calm.

“So am I. I’m selling raffle tickets,” she announced. “You need another book, don’t you, Sheriff?”

“If you’ve got a stack, I’ll try to peddle them to my customers,” Sue put in.

To my amazement, Sarkisian brought out his wallet and bought another book.

Sue waited until the money had been safely passed over to Peggy. “He’s here trying to get us to incriminate Gerda,” she said.

The look of pained suffering on Sarkisian’s face made the mud pack on mine more than worthwhile.

Peggy turned on the man, outrage shivering from every pore. “How dare you!” she cried. “Gerda, of all people…”

“Look,” Sue interrupted her fellow SCOURGEie, “everyone was always annoyed with Brody. Cindy’s story is absolute nonsense.”

“She was probably just trying to divert suspicion from herself,” Peggy stuck in.

I tried to agree, but found my mud pack had dried tight. I couldn’t move my mouth. Apparently I rated a different formula than Judy Wharton. I made irritated noises, and all three of them looked at me.

Sarkisian brightened, and a distinct chuckle sounded in his voice as he said, “Okay, you might as well wash it off, now. It’s obvious I’m not going to get anything out of you three-especially you,” he grinned at me. “For the moment, at least. But don’t bother concocting some farfetched story to explain it all. My bullshit detector works remarkably well.”

“What was he trying to get you to say?” Peggy demanded as soon as the door closed behind him. Sue explained, and Peggy’s brow wrinkled as she turned to me, earnestness radiating from her. “Honestly, Annike, I don’t know of any plot. Oh, Gerda fumed about coming up with something, she really was mad at him. But then other things came up and she forgot about it.”

Sue nodded. “That’s Gerda, you know. If she’d been going to do something, it would have been at once, as soon as she got mad at him. She always acts so quickly and decisively.”

“Like the time she caught her shop assistant passing out free rentals to her friends,” Peggy stuck in. “She fired her on the spot. When she’s angry, she doesn’t take time to think, she just explodes.”

“But the more time passes,” Sue went on, “the more she gets involved in something else, and whatever infuriated her before doesn’t seem as important.”

She turned her back on the sheriff and placed a warm, damp, herb-steeped cloth over my face. The pack began to soften, and I scrubbed at it until I could move my mouth. When I looked up, I saw Sarkisian at the door, grinning.

“Cleaning that off ought to keep you too busy to follow me for awhile,” he said.

I glared back. “But I have to. Remember the key to the Grange Hall? I’ve got to have that today.”

His eyes lit. “Certainly. I’ll deliver it to your aunt’s house-so there’s no need for you to go rushing around any more this afternoon.”

“It’s almost night,” I muttered, but at that moment Sue draped another herb-scented towel over my face, and I went to work de-mudding myself. When I emerged, the sheriff had left. Peggy and Sue stood in front of me, watching the process with apparent fascination. “Okay, he’s gone. Tell me what my aunt’s been up to.”

Peggy shook her head. “We told him the truth. Well, some of it, at least. Gerda did go on for a little while about coming up with a trap for him, but she couldn’t think of anything, and then she got sidetracked over the video rental problems, and she stopped fuming about Brody. Honest!” she added at my piercing stare.

Sue nodded in earnest agreement. I sighed, not knowing whether to believe them or not. If they told the truth, then all we had to do was convince a very suspicious Sarkisian of that fact. If not-well, I’d have to figure out what kind of a fiendish trap my resourceful aunt might have contrived-and what consequences it might have brought.

I was beginning to think that getting over three hundred pies baked by Friday morning just might be the easier task facing me.

Chapter Eight

My clock radio went off with a violent fit of static, which sent poor Vilhelm into a screaming fit. Thanksgiving morning. Too soon, my mind whimpered. Too soon. I tried to bury my head under the pillow. That’s not all it’s cracked up to be. It was stifling, and my neck bent at the wrong angle. With a sigh, I threw the pillow aside and sat up with a cavernous yawn.

My mind jumbled with lists and tasks-completed, coming up today, and those still in the not-distant-enough future. I’d set the alarm for five-thirty, which didn’t leave me much time to spare-or much sleep, for that matter. We hadn’t gotten to bed until at least one a.m. I couldn’t be sure of the exact time, by then, my eyes were too bleary to see a clock. Suppressing a groan, I climbed out from under my warm comforter into the chill of the room, pulled the cover off the parakeet’s cage, and found him glaring at me with his beady eyes.

“I’m a pest,” he yelled at me.

“I think the entire SCOURGE elite have replaced you, there,” I muttered and turned to find my jeans.

Pies, I still needed to find people to bake pies. And how could I talk them into doing that when I already had them scrambling eggs or flipping pancakes? But I’d have most of the rest of the town coming to eat, and if I could escape the kitchen, I could corner the unenlisted before they left and hand out tubs of pumpkin. Feeling much better, I exited my room to the tinny cries of “Yummy bird, here kitty, kitty.”

I found Aunt Gerda, already dressed for the day in a denim skirt and a sweater she’d knitted back when I was in high school, slumped over a cup of tea at the kitchen table. Siamese Olaf overflowed her lap, while calico Birgit and orange Mischief rubbed against her ankles, and the tiger-striped manx Hefty sprawled on her feet. The aroma of peppermint filled the room.

“That’s not going to do it, this morning,” I warned her. I scooped up Dagmar, who was doing her best to trip me, and cradled the fluffy ball of gray and white fur and claws in one arm. “Nothing like good old caffeine to get you going.”

Aunt Gerda yawned. I’ll swear she didn’t even notice when black Clumsy leapt onto the table and hunkered down beside the teapot. “Can’t drink caffeine. Not even decaf.”

Which only went to show how worn-out the poor dear was. She always lectured me, in that healthier-than-thou manner of hers, that caffeine could kill you. Apparently, in her case, that might be the literal truth. I joined her in her herbal brew.

I’d barely sat down, settled Dagmar in my lap, and taken my first sip, when Gerda dragged herself to her feet, scattering cats in all directions. “We’d better get going.” She drained her own mug. “Bring your tea with you, dear. We’ve got the key, remember?”

We did, thanks entirely to a nine p.m. phone call from Owen Sarkisian. He surprised me even more by meeting us at the school’s kitchen, for which he’d also obtained the keys. He would have endeared himself to me forever if he’d stuck around and helped, but he claimed pressing business to do with the murder-which I took the opportunity to scoff at loudly-to leave us to it. Aunt Gerda and I had spent the next hour and more lugging pancake mix, sausage, bacon, eggs and oranges into the hall’s kitchen. But we’d done it, and all the breakfast makings, even that damned giant coffeepot, awaited us there.

“I wish the turkey company had called back,” Gerda fretted as we climbed into Freya for the trip to the Grange.

That was beginning to sound like a broken record from both of us. I’d left several frantic messages for the company supplying the smoked breast for the raffle, but so far hadn’t received any answers.

“At least you made up a gift certificate,” I said. She had-at about midnight. Not exactly a professional job, since she didn’t have any certificate-making software for her computer. But we’d cobbled one together, then had to print it out on plain paper, with Gerda protesting that I should have warned her so she could have sent me out to buy something embossed and fancy.

Peggy, bless her brightly colored socks, sat in her old Pontiac in the Grange lot. She waved gaily to us, as if getting up before dawn on a holiday morning was her idea of a great time. As a group, we ran through the light drizzle, Gerda unlocked the door, and we piled inside. I headed straight for the heater, and in a few minutes warm air began to mingle with the icy chill. We might even be able to shed our coats and wooly hats before it was time to go home again.

Shoving up the sleeves of my sweatshirt, I strode into the kitchen. It was a large room, as kitchens go, with three stoves and ovens, two refrigerators, and two sinks. Cupboards and countertops lined the walls, with two preparation tables evenly spaced in the center of the floor. You could just walk between them, if you weren’t too large. What it would be like with a whole crew working in here defied my imagination. Of course, with my luck, I wouldn’t have the chance to find out.

Not much to my surprise, no good fairies or brownies or whatever had come during the night to magically squeeze oranges or mix batter. Which at the moment left it up to me, since Gerda and Peggy were arguing over whether or not to try to find the Grange’s harvest decorations.

The front door opened, and feet shuffled in the hall. “Damn, it’s cold in here. Why didn’t someone get here early to turn on the heat?” Art Graham demanded.

“You could have volunteered,” I shouted back.

“How’d I know someone hadn’t already?” came his prompt reply. I could hear the grin in his voice.

“Well,” put in his wife Ida, “we’re the decorating committee. I suppose heat might come under that category.”

“Nope. Decorating’s a luxury,” Art told her. “Heat’s an essential.”

“Do you know where everything’s stored?” Peggy asked, and any hope I had of getting help vanished as all four of them started opening cupboards and closets and exclaiming for the others to come and see the treasures-none of which pertained to Thanksgiving-they unearthed.

I, too, opened cupboards in a search for mixing bowls and utensils. “Batter up,” I muttered, and dumped half a bag of mix into a stainless steel container with a handle.

“Need help?” came a gentle, tired voice from the door.

I looked up to see Nancy Fairfield leaning against the jamb, looking fragile and quite pretty in a corduroy skirt and bulky sweater-apparently her favorite outfit. She had dragged back her fair hair and fastened it behind her neck, and wore only lipstick in a shade of dusty pink that set off the blue of her eyes.

“Up to it?” I asked. I might be desperate for assistance, but I didn’t want to be responsible for her suffering a relapse.

“If I can sit down,” she admitted with a wry face for her enfeebled condition.

I fetched a chair, and with relief saw Sue Hinkel had arrived and commandeered Art, and they now carried the first of the tables-the long, foldable variety that seats at least ten-from their storage place leaning against a wall.

“You don’t know Simon Lowell, do you?” she asked as I set her up at the stove to watch a pan of bacon and another of sausages.

“Met him yesterday.” I flicked a few drops of water onto the skillet, but they sat there instead of dancing away. Not hot enough, yet.

“Isn’t he great? So intense.”

So hairy, I thought, but I managed to keep from saying that aloud.

“I’ve never met anyone like him, before,” she added.

“He’s one of a kind,” I agreed with perfect honesty.

“He makes politics come alive for me. I mean, I never really thought about the government’s role in society until I met him. And I go to Stanford!”

“Should have gone to Berkeley.” I tested the skillet, and this time the drops of water sizzled away in a satisfactory manner. I poured the first batch of pancakes. “Is he coming to help today?” I added, forever hopeful.

She turned vague. “He said he had some business he had to take care of.”

“On Thanksgiving morning?” I demanded, but she was off and running on Simon’s brilliance in general, and his concern for the downtrodden masses in particular. But since nothing she said implied this earnest young Communist held accountants-specifically Clifford Brody-in abhorrence, I allowed my thoughts to return to making sure I’d done everything necessary to get things running smoothly today. Everything except make sure that damned turkey breast showed up in time for the raffle, I concluded at last.

By seven a.m., we were up to our elbows in pancakes, scrambled eggs, sausages and bacon, and the place smelled like heaven for the hungry and had my mouth watering. At least enough people had arrived to help, so I no longer despaired of the event getting off the ground. Lesser members of the SCOURGEs now set up and positioned the tables, while others stacked plates and silverware at one end of the serving counter. Things were beginning to hum smoothly, except for the minor squabbles over who forgot to bring the scissors and thumb tacks for some of the decorations.

The first of our cooked offerings now rested beneath a heat lamp-but not for long. Art Graham bore down on them with a gleam in his eyes. Well, we all had to eat before the customers arrived, so why not? I let him serve himself, then dragged off my coat and tossed it in a corner. The kitchen was the one place you could count on getting warm.

“I need someone to squeeze oranges,” I shouted, and as usual, no one came running to volunteer. Muttering under my breath, I went in search of a knife.

“Don’t worry, Simon’s bound to get here soon.” Nancy forked a sizzled piece of bacon onto the draining plate lined with paper towels. “He never shirks any task. I just can’t understand why Dad doesn’t like him.”

I was beginning to get an idea why, if she talked about him like this all the time. I was getting pretty sick of hearing how dedicated and noble was this latter-day hippie, myself. “How’re your studies going?” I asked in an attempt to change the subject. “You’re a senior, now, aren’t you?”

“I may change my major,” she said. “I can’t believe how politically naïve I am.”

Or naïve in general, I reflected.

“Someone need an orange squeezer?” Adam Fairfield strode into the kitchen, sober and cheerful. “You didn’t wait for me, Nancy.”

The girl froze. “I didn’t think you’d want to get up so early.”

“And not help?” He ruffled her smooth hair in the way of fathers everywhere, with the universal obliviousness to how much their offspring hated it. He took over with the knife and soon had orange halves piling in a growing mound. And as if that weren’t enough, his presence had one other benefit. Nancy fell silent about her forbidden love.

I warmed toward Adam. When I’d seen him yesterday, he’d still been recovering from too much to drink. Today he seemed calm, in control, not the least angry. More determined, that was it. Maybe he’d spoken to his ex-wife Lucy. Something had certainly had a positive effect on him.

“Sorry I’m late.” Sarah Jacobs hurried in. “Emergency. Someone just got a baby instead of a turkey for Thanksgiving.” She looked us over and nodded. “You look the most exhausted,” she told me. “Let me take the pancakes for awhile. You go check out front.”

With relief, I left her to it. I grabbed a plate, piled on a pancake, some scrambled eggs, and a couple of slices of bacon, and went to see what disasters awaited me in the hall.

To my surprise, I found Simon Lowell, once again-or still-in his tattered overalls and plaid flannel shirt, standing on a table as he helped Art Graham erect the platform from where the raffle drawing would be centered. As I watched, Simon pulled a ninepenny nail from his pocket and hammered it through one two-by-four into another. Good with a hammer, I noted, and couldn’t help but wonder if he were equally good with a knife or other tools, such as, oh, just for instance, a letter opener. He looked strong…

I was getting carried away. Had it been Adam Fairfield found dead, I might have had reason to suspect Simon. But he had nothing against Brody that I’d heard of. Yet.

The door opened, and Sheriff Sarkisian sauntered in, eyeing our activity with a better-you-than-me expression. Gerda stopped in mid-pin of a supposedly festive orange garland, winning a yelp of protest from Peggy. My aunt lowered her glasses and peered over their top at the sheriff. “Come to harangue your chief suspect on a holiday?” she demanded.

He held up both hands as if to ward off further accusations. “Just stopped in for breakfast, if you’ll sell me a ticket.”

“The raffle…” began Peggy, ever hopeful.

“The breakfast.” Sarkisian cut her off before she could shift into high gear.

“We should have that set up by now,” Gerda fretted. “Ah, Annike, you’re not doing anything. Just lounging around, I suppose. Come here and take care of this hungry man, will you? I’ve always wanted to give a lawman a ticket, but I’ve got my hands full.”

I found the cashier’s box after considerable searching, in its clever hiding place in plain sight on top of the table beside the front door. Then I only had to find the tickets, which turned out to be in Peggy’s car, since she’d only printed them off her computer late last night. By the time I got back, Simon and Art had drafted Sarkisian to help with the construction. It did my heart good to see those two ordering the sheriff around. I would probably have stood there watching if families hadn’t started to arrive.

I left Ida Graham selling tickets and hurried back to the kitchen, where Adam now squeezed the carton of oranges with cheerful abandon. I’d have a job mopping up after him-unless I could con someone else into that chore. The noise level from the Hall grew steadily, accompanied by the occasional pounding of nails. A radio blared out-briefly, then someone mercifully turned it off. At least I heard a fair amount of laughter, and no complaints had yet reached the cooks.

Nancy returned from her breakfast break and sent me out for another inspection. What I wanted was a phone-and a turkey company that might actually answer a call. What I got was Dave Hatter, looking like he’d come to a funeral instead of a community shindig. His wife, a brown little woman from the top of her straight, feather-cut hair to the soles of her square-toed sensible leather shoes, hovered at his side, not mingling, not even answering the greetings called to them by others already eating.

Dave hesitated only a few steps into the room, looking around. His gaze fell on the rickety platform around which the three men stood shaking their heads, and he drew a step back. I’d swear he actually blanched, but at that distance I couldn’t see well enough to be sure. He muttered something to his wife Barbara and all but bolted for the door. She stared after him, mouth open, eyes wide with dismay.

So naturally, I strolled over. “Hi, Barbara. Remember me?”

She refocused to stare at my face.

“Annike McKinley,” I supplied.

“Yes, of course.” Barbara Hatter looked out the door, to where Dave pulled out of the parking lot in their beat-up truck, one of the vehicles I’d seen in the Still’s lot the day before.

“What’s with Dave?”

“He…” Visibly, she pulled herself together. “He only dropped me off on his way to work. He’s guarding the Still over the holiday.”

“Too bad he couldn’t get breakfast, first.” He’d been holding a ticket, as was Barbara, but I didn’t think I ought to mention that at the moment. Dave had panicked and run, not dropped her off. And at a guess, I’d have to say it was because he’d seen Sarkisian. Now, why, I wondered, did the sight of the sheriff send Dave Hatter sprinting from the room like a rabbit pursued?

Dave had looked pleased over Clifford Brody’s death. And now he avoided the sheriff. Maybe Aunt Gerda was going to have some serious competition for the honor of being chief suspect. I couldn’t help but wonder where Dave was while someone was murdering Brody. I only knew he hadn’t been at work, yet.

Adam Fairfield emerged from the kitchen, wiping his hands on a fistful of paper towels. He stretched, looking around the filling room with an expression of benign satisfaction at an orange well squeezed. Abruptly, his affability vanished. I didn’t need to follow the direction of his glower to know he had just spotted Simon Lowell standing on the platform.

“Hey, Lowell!” he shouted over the general din of the crowd. Silence spread through the Hall as everyone turned to stare. “About to make one of your offensive speeches?”

Simon turned around. “Capitalist!” he shouted back, but more as one duty-bound to make such a response than with any real feeling. It hardly paid him to antagonize his girlfriend’s father.

“Coward!” came Adam’s prompt response.

That stopped Simon. “What the hell do you mean by that?” He jumped down from the makeshift platform and stalked toward Adam, swinging the hammer, leaving Art and Sarkisian stuck supporting the beam he’d been about to nail.

“Hey, Sheriff!” Adam called, standing his ground before the approach of the bulky young man. “Anyone told you, yet? Our Simon here’s always sermonizing about the evils of money and the people who have it. And Cliff Brody, who had pots of it, was the only one who ever told him to shut up.”

“Why don’t you try shutting up?” came a shout from the back of the room.

“Knock it off, Fairfield,” called Art Graham.

“We’re trying to have a good time here,” someone else added.

Adam ignored them. “And you nearly had a real brawl with Brody on Monday, didn’t you? I saw it all, the way you argued, and the way you grabbed him. Don’t know what you’d have done next, if you hadn’t seen me watching.”

In three more strides, Simon closed the space between them. He took a swing at Adam-luckily casting aside the hammer, first. Adam, his expression gleeful, slugged Simon in the jaw, sending the younger man staggering backward, barely missing a table from which three children ran with mock shrieks and real laughs. One-a twelve-year-old boy-managed to overturn his plate, dumping a mass of maple syrup-soaked pancakes and sausages onto the floor. More kids laughed, and only the quick action of parents all around the room prevented a bigger mess for the mop-up crew-which I strongly feared would be just me. Apparently, this was entertainment to their liking.

“Enough!” Sarkisian inserted himself between the two men. Simon tried to get in a swing around him, but the sheriff shoved him back. Art stood guard over the dropped beam, both hands supporting the wavering platform.

“Lowell killed Brody?” I heard someone ask behind me.

“Wouldn’t be surprised,” answered a man’s voice. “Never know with these political fanatics.”

“It must have been a fanatic of some kind,” agreed a fourth voice.

“And Lowell’s the only fanatic we’ve got around here,” mused another.

I stared behind me. Others were nodding as well.

“I’d be glad if it were that simple,” murmured Ida Graham in my ear. “It’d be a real relief to have this settled. I hate having a murder in our neighborhood-in your aunt’s house, especially.”

“She wasn’t thrilled about it, either,” I said.

Ida patted me on the arm. “This will probably be the solution, kiddo, then we can all get back to normal.”

Suddenly, Simon gave a barking, mirthless laugh. “This is ridiculous.” He waved a hand at Adam. “He’s not worth the effort.” He returned to the platform, picked up the dropped end of the beam, then stared pointedly at Art Graham until the grocer hoisted the other end into position. Sarkisian remained where he stood for several long seconds, glaring at Adam Fairfield, then returned to the platform as well.

“You don’t object to your husband working with someone you think is a murderer?” I asked Ida.

The woman shook her head. “I only said it would be a good solution. And for that matter,” she added as she turned away, “Brody could have provoked a saint.”

I headed back to check on the cooks and found Nancy standing in the kitchen doorway, holding her bacon fork like a weapon. Tears hovered on her eyelashes, and as I approached, she turned away, back to the frying pans. The next batch of sausages came out burned, and I don’t think she even noticed.

Adam returned to the oranges, and Nancy swiveled on her stool so that her back faced him. A number of people seemed to think Adam’s reasoning about Simon might be correct. And now it seemed that Nancy, who ought to know Simon better than anyone else did, believed it was possible, too. I tried hard to put aside the stereotypes of hot-headed communist students. Simon Lowell wasn’t a student. For that matter, being a real estate agent hardly seemed like a job for someone with his political and social ideology.

I returned to the front and spotted Peggy and Gerda standing in a corner, stuffing raffle tickets into a huge glass bowl. Tony Carerras, lithe, dark and tattooed, stood ready to help. They all looked up as I approached, and Tony stepped back, out of the way but hovering near at hand like a faithful dog. A Doberman or Rottweiler, perhaps. One that kept up a growl just under its breath. And displayed all its teeth.

“It’s going very well, dear,” said Gerda, though without a trace of pleasure in her voice.

Peggy folded another ticket and rammed it in with the others. “I don’t see why anyone has to investigate Brody’s death. Everyone is better off without the nosy old snoop.”

Tony nodded, but said nothing. His gaze challenged me to contradict Peggy, or even say something nasty to her. Like “hello”.

“Hush!” Gerda looked around, and her expression changed from worry to consternation. I didn’t have to look behind me to guess who had crept up.

“Any trouble between you and Clifford Brody, Ms. O’Shaughnessy?” asked Sheriff Sarkisian.

Tony’s hackles rose, but he kept his mouth shut. At least he transferred that unsettling glare of his from me to the sheriff, who seemed not to notice.

Peggy peered over her glasses at Sarkisian. “Don’t be ridiculous.”

“Mrs. O’Shaughnessy would never hurt anyone!” Tony took a protective step closer to Peggy.

Sarkisian studied the young man for a moment, then turned back to Peggy. “Brody oversaw your work at Brandywine Distillery, didn’t he?” A lesser detective would have inserted a wealth of meaning into the question, but the man actually made it sound like no more than casual conversation.

Peggy bristled nevertheless. “I didn’t like him, but I don’t know anyone who actually did, except that sister of his.” Tony nodded agreement.

“So what did you do about him?” Sarkisian managed to sound fascinated.

“Subtle things.” She cast him a suspicious glance, then shrugged. “I made things hard for him to read. Or I’d take a few shortcuts in notations. All perfectly legal, and much easier for me, but it made it harder for him to double-check every entry.” She pressed her lips together, squeezing out a smile at what was probably a fond and malicious memory. “Petty, I know, but vastly satisfying.”

“You don’t murder someone just because they irritate you,” I pointed out. “Sounds like Peggy had a much better plan in irritating him right back.”

Sarkisian’s gaze transferred to me. “You’re thinking he might have wanted to murder her, instead?”

I met his gaze, and with surprise recognized his amused appreciation. I supposed a sense of humor was mandatory for anyone in law enforcement who wanted to keep their sanity. Tom had certainly had one. He’d married me, after all. “Irritation isn’t a motive for murder,” I said, just to make sure he’d gotten the point.

He studied me for a long moment, then turned with exaggerated surprise toward Gerda and Peggy. “Did either of you two hear me invite Ms. McKinley here to join in the investigation?”

“Yes,” said Gerda promptly. “You asked her to go with you to see Cindy, didn’t you?”

He opened his mouth, but to my delight he apparently found nothing savage enough to say that was still polite enough for the ears of two aging ladies. I grinned at Aunt Gerda and made a motion with my finger, chalking up one point for our side.

“Annike!” yelled Sue Hinkel, interrupting my moment of triumph. “Get over here and help me sell tickets! There’s a line!”

I looked from Sue and the small crowd around her, to the glass bowl stuffed with raffle tickets. The turkey still hadn’t arrived.

Gerda stiffened, straightening to her full and rather impressive height. Peggy gasped, and around us a circle of hushed expectancy rippled outward until no one was talking in our immediate vicinity. I turned around, bewildered, then spotted the petite, elegant figure of Doris Brody Quinn, Clifford’s sister, just inside the door.

Gerda strode toward her, quivering in anger. I reached out to grab her arm, but Sarkisian caught me. I glared at him, but he shook his head, and his grip tightened on my wrist.

“You have some nerve, showing your face here,” Gerda breathed, not loud, but with amazing menace.

“Nerve?” murmured Sarkisian. “Because she should be in mourning?”

Peggy sniffed. “Because of the way she and her brother conned poor Gerda. It’s a deliberate provocation, her coming to a Service Club event.”

I closed my eyes. Why, I wondered, had no civic-minded soul thought to strangle Peggy before now?

Chapter Nine

Doris Brody Quinn had done the occasion proud. She wore a black suit with a gray lace blouse and a hat with a wisp of black netting for a veil. Her gray flecked brown hair curled softly about her beautifully made-up face, and her brown eyes gleamed with malicious enjoyment. “Whatever can you mean, my dear Gerda?”

Gerda ignored her and turned to Sue Hinkel. In an unnecessarily loud voice, she said, “Don’t accept a check from her. And make sure her cash isn’t counterfeit.”

She turned on her heel, but Owen Sarkisian moved forward into her path. “I think I’d like an explanation from both of you ladies, if you don’t mind.”

Gerda pinned him with a pitying look. “If you believe her, I’ve got a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn.” She stalked with considerable dignity toward the kitchen.

Sarkisian raised his eyebrows and looked questioningly at Brody’s sister. “Well, Ms. Quinn?”

I’d never seen so much spite as the woman managed in her smile. “I’m afraid Gerda blames her own lack of business acumen on my brother. He tried to warn her, but you may have noticed she’s a trifle headstrong, as well as eccentric.”

“Specifics, if you don’t mind.” Sarkisian matched her smile.

Doris Quinn eyed him with speculation, then smiled in that gossipy way she has. “Well,” she dropped her voice to a conspiratorial whisper, “it was over Gerda’s last business-Upper River Gulch’s sole coffee shop. She ran it into the ground, poor dear, all through mismanagement.”

A sputtering gasp escaped Peggy, but I clamped a warning hand on her shoulder. I wanted to hear this version.

“It was such a nice little place, and it had such potential, if only the right person had charge of it. So I bought it from her before she lost it to bankruptcy, and I built it back up. You ought to come in sometime, you’d love what I’ve done with it.”

“Thanks, I will.” Sarkisian nodded to her and headed back toward the raffle jar, still gripping my wrist. I still gripped Peggy, so we made a threesome. Foursome, actually, since Tony tagged along. I found the kid’s gratitude toward Peggy rather extravagant, but maybe she’d been the first motherly figure to enter his life.

Once out of earshot of the ticket table, the sheriff turned to face us. “Okay, Ms. O’Shaughnessy. Let’s hear the other side of this coffee shop affair.”

Peggy beamed at him. “I knew you had to be smarter than to be taken in by that-that-woman.”

“Oh, I’m rarely taken in by anything,” Sarkisian assured her. “So, what’s Ms. Lundquist’s version?”

Peggy cast him a suspicious glance. “The truth, of course. That swine Brody kept giving Gerda bad advice, then told her she was going to lose the place if she didn’t sell. Then he undervalued the shop and its assets on purpose so his sister could buy it for a song. Poor Gerda took a substantial loss and had to go into debt to buy her current store. She-” Peggy broke off in consternation.

“She what?” The sheriff sounded no more than mildly curious.

“Look,” Peggy declared, arms akimbo, “no matter what you’re thinking, that does not give her a motive for killing Brody. Really, it doesn’t! She wanted him alive to prove to him she could come out on top, in spite of what he did to her.”

“Sheriff?” Doris Quinn appeared at his side. “A word with you?” She drew him several steps away, but still within earshot for Peggy and me. “I’m sure Gerda has a perfectly good alibi for when dear Clifford died,” she stage whispered. “But you will double-check it, won’t you? Not that I’d wish to try to make anyone look guilty, but…” She broke off with that sad, bereaved, pitiable smile that made me itch to dump a cup of coffee over her head.

When she’d strolled off to join the breakfast line, Owen Sarkisian returned to Peggy and me. “I know,” I said before he could open his mouth. “My aunt’s alibi is just driving to a store in Meritville. I wish she’d gotten a ticket on the way.”

“So she’s implying I killed her wretched brother, is she?” Gerda appeared at Peggy’s elbow. “Or is she stating it right out? Horrible woman.”

“I hope she chokes on a sausage,” Peggy declared loyally. Tony nodded, still glued to Peggy’s side.

“That venomous…” Gerda began.

“Annike?” Sue yelled. “Someone to see you.”

A man elbowed his way through the crowd toward us. “You the one who’s gotta sign for the turkey?”

The turkey! I could have kissed him, greasy white apron, stubbly beard and all. Timely interruption and raffle prize, all in one package.

He held out a clipboard, pointed to a line, and I scrawled my name where he indicated. He tucked it under his arm. “Where ya want your bird?”

“Refrigerator, I guess.” I started toward the front door.

The man choked on his laugh. “It’s not gonna like that.”

A sinking sensation of foreboding settled in the pit of my stomach. “What do you mean?”

He cocked his head at me. “You ordered it.”

“No, someone else did. She ordered a smoked breast, ready for a buffet table.” I said the words slowly, trying to convince myself they had to be true.

A slow, evil grin tugged at the corners of his mouth. “Maybe you better come outside and take a look, lady.”

Some part of me already guessed the ghastly truth, even before we got to the lot. He hadn’t bothered to pull his truck into a parking place, he’d just left it in front of the door. Probably so he could make a fast getaway. I stared for a long moment, then closed my eyes. “No.”

“‘Fraid so, lady. Where ya want it?”

I looked again. A very large white turkey, currently secured in a wire cage, stared back at me with a malevolent glare. The man let down the back of the truck, dragged the cage to the edge, and opened its door. The bird remained sitting, though now it transferred its glare to him. He reached in, grabbed the end of a leash and gave it a shake. The turkey surged forward, wings expanding as it cleared the cage bars, and landed with a peevish flap on the ground.

“It’s supposed to be smoked,” I said.

The man shrugged. “So stick a cigarette in its beak.” He shoved the leash into my hand, then shooed the unstrung bird toward me. With a wave, he climbed into the driver’s seat, started the engine, and backed out of the lot with suspicious speed.

I stared at the bird. It paid me no heed, but looked around, extending its wings and folding them again. It pecked at the ground.

I was going to murder Cindy Brody. At least Sarkisian would have no trouble figuring out who would be responsible for that crime.

I turned around to find Gerda standing in the doorway. “It’s not smoked and wrapped,” she said.

“We already went through that routine,” I sighed.

“Maybe a small dinner jacket and a Sherlock Holmes-style pipe?” suggested Peggy from just behind my aunt.

I gave the leash a gentle tug, and to my surprise, the bird waddled over to join me. It still looked around, extending its neck and lowering it again. Occasionally it darted out its beak to sample a bit of gravel.

“That can’t be good for it, Annike.” Gerda shook her head. “You’d better bring it inside.”

“At least it’s ready for a buffet table.” Peggy grinned at us. “See? It’s hungry.”

I opened my mouth, then shut it again. If I could possibly rig this contest, I’d make sure Peggy won the damned bird.

Silence, followed by laughter, greeted our arrival inside the hall. The bird shied, flapping its wings, and darted in every direction to the limits of its leash.

“Here.” Art Graham took it from me, and I handed it over with relief. “We’re supposed to have it on display.” He looped the end of the leash around the base of the platform.

“I don’t think-” I began, but too late. The turkey tugged, the platform teetered, and the leash came loose as one end of the structure collapsed. With a terrified squawk, the poor bird attempted to launch its unaerodynamic body into the air, then hot-footed it off between the tables. Children squealed and shouted from all over the room. Several clambered from their chairs and took off in pursuit, laughing and diving after the leash, terrifying the big, white, flapping bird even more.

“Stop!” shouted Sarkisian, but whether to the turkey or the children, I couldn’t be sure. The children, at least, responded. “No one move,” he ordered.

The turkey ran to a corner and stood there, trembling. I made a mental note-again-not to be among the mopping up crew. The distressed bird had contributed to the mess on the floor. I approached it from one side, and Sarkisian from the other. He reached the end of the leash first and picked it up.

“The sheriff just arrested the turkey!” Simon Lowell yelled.

The resultant laughter startled the bird, and it darted about the sheriff’s legs. Sarkisian unwound himself and handed the leash to me, and I only had to tug a couple of times to get the prisoner to come with me.

Outside seemed a haven of peace. I tied the poor thing to a pipe near the door where it could await the raffle in relative quiet. Then it would be someone else’s problem. It stood at the extent of its tether, wings still raised, looking forlorn. I felt certain there was something in the Geneva Convention, and possibly the Sheriff’s Department regulations as well, about food and water for those being held in custody. I reentered the building in search of a couple of dishes, only to be met by Adam Fairfield’s raised voice.

“Your shoddy construction’s always causing trouble,” he yelled. I wasn’t at all surprised to find him facing Simon Lowell once more.

“There was nothing wrong-” Simon began.

“You’re supposed to be an odd-job man,” Adam sneered. “If that platform is a sample of your work, Upper River Gulch had better beware.”

Simon flushed. “At least I don’t do my job drunk. What happened, did Brody catch you swigging the inventory, so you killed him?”

“How dare you imply my home is a brewery,” Gerda declared, quivering with indignation. Or at least pretending to. She inserted herself between the two combatants, effectively breaking up the fight. “That’s where Brody was killed, remember? Now, you’re both acting like a couple of ten-year-olds, and I, for one, have had enough of it.” She put her hands on her hips and glared at them.

Adam turned on his heel and stomped back to the kitchen, presumably to take out his ill temper on the oranges again.

Simon had the grace to look sheepish. “Sorry, Gerda,” he muttered, and went to repair the platform.

Sarkisian leaned close to me. “I’ve never been to such a friendly little gathering. Are all the Service Club activities such fun and games?”

I nodded. “They live up to their name of SCOURGEs.”

He grinned. “If I’d had an ounce of foresight, I’d have had them declared a public nuisance.”

“Oh, please do!” I whispered back.

“That Lowell really is a rather violent young man, isn’t he?” Doris Brody Quinn inserted herself between us. She gave me a dismissive nod and turned the full force of her gaze on the sheriff. “Do you know, my brother claimed to have found out where Lowell’s money came from.”

“What money?” I asked, reflecting on the single-construction shack he lived in.

She directed a pitying look at me over her shoulder, then turned back to Sarkisian.

“And where is that?” the sheriff asked.

Doris Quinn lowered her voice. “He wouldn’t tell even me. He said he was saving the information for the most public unmasking possible. But someone killed poor Clifford before he could reveal Simon’s dirty secret.” She regarded the sheriff with a touch of triumph, as if she expected him to rush right over and arrest Lowell.

Instead, he merely smiled at her. “Thank you, ma’am. It’s citizens like you, who bring the officials much needed information, who make our jobs easier and solve crimes faster.”

Doris smiled. She honestly seemed to think he was being serious, not sarcastic. But I had to admit, from his tone of voice, it was hard to tell.

Several people near the front of the room stood and began collecting their plates. “Looks like the first to arrive are done eating,” Sarkisian murmured to me.

“And hightailing it for the door,” I agreed. “And who could blame them?”

“The raffle?” he suggested.

I grinned. “Right. Then at least I can get rid of that ridiculous bird. Peggy!” The little woman looked up from a plate stacked high with pancakes and scorched bacon. “Time for the drawing!”

I’m not sure everyone in the building realized the full implications of that comment. They might still be under the impression we were going to produce the promised smoked breast from somewhere. Boy, was someone going to be in for a surprise when I handed them the leash.

While Peggy hurried to the repaired platform, I strolled to the door and propped a shoulder against the jamb. Art Graham handed Peggy onto the rickety stand, and Tony hovered nearby, probably to catch her if she fell. It swayed under her meager weight, but nothing worse. Simon Lowell stood by, looking ready to handle damage control if it collapsed again.

“Sheriff!” Peggy waved to him. “Come up here, please.”

He wisely declined to clamber up to her side. Undaunted, she held out the giant glass bowl to him, just over his head, and he fished around inside, finally drawing out a folded ticket. He read the number in a loud voice. I looked around, wondering whom to pity, but even though everyone seemed to be checking their tickets, no one spoke up. I began to wonder if maybe someone just didn’t want to collect their prize. I couldn’t blame them. I’d keep quiet, too.

With a sinking heart, it dawned on me I might have to take that damned bird home with me until I could trace the winner if they weren’t present-or couldn’t be brought to own up to it. “Is there a name and number on it?” I called, clinging to that slim chance.

He turned it over. “No.”

“Read that again, will you?” Adam stood in the kitchen doorway, his ticket in his hand. “Couldn’t hear you over all that sausage and bacon sizzling.”

Hope warmed me. I’d love to hand the turkey over to one of the SCOURGE elite.

Peggy took the number from Sarkisian and read it again, as loudly as she could. An all too familiar squeal erupted from the kitchen. Aunt Gerda emerged, waving the winning ticket. I just leaned there, lacking the willpower to move. Sarkisian, grinning hugely, strode past me.

I caught his arm. “You did that on purpose!”

“Hey, it was a fair drawing. You watched.”

“I don’t know how you did it, but you arranged it!”

Laughing, still protesting his innocence, he escaped into the parking lot. He returned only moments later with the giant white bird tucked under his arm. To the general applause-relieved that it wasn’t them, I’m certain-he presented it to its new owner.

Aunt Gerda stared at the big white bird. The big white bird stared at Gerda. After a long moment, Gerda turned to me. “How do you cook a vegetarian Thanksgiving meal?”

Chapter Ten

You could only describe my mood as foul-or rather, fowl. After exchanging a few choice words with my Aunt Gerda, I stalked off to line the backseat of my beloved vintage Mustang convertible with numerous sheets of newspaper. After arranging a bowl of water on the floor and a plate of pancake scraps on the seat, I stalked back to the Hall to collect the unstrung turkey. To my disgust, it hopped right in, then settled down with all the air of a broody hen going to roost. It left me with a deep sense of foreboding.

I stalked-which was becoming my normal walk-back indoors to dish up the last of the bacon and pancakes to the lingering customers, and wished wholeheartedly that Adam Fairfield would run out of orange juice so we could all go home. And at last, he did pour the last glass, and I forked out the last bits of bacon and trudged with the greasy plate to the sink where Ida Graham and her husband Art had begun to soak the pans.

“Hey, Annike!” Sue Hinkel bounced in to collect a fresh trash bag for one of the big cans in the Hall. “How’re the preparations coming?”

I stared at her, trying to switch gears. “You mean for tomorrow?” I hadn’t finished coping with today, yet.

“Yeah, you remember? The Pumpkin Pie Eating Contest?”

Here I was, up to my elbows in bacon grease, with a gobbling turkey roosting in the back of my car, and Sheriff Owen Sarkisian chuckling every time he looked at me. I took a deep breath.

Sue held up her hands in a defensive gesture. “Hey, just trying to make conversation.”

“Why don’t you try helping?” I demanded, quite unfairly. “You can personally bake two dozen pies, even if it means having to cook them under your salon’s two hair dryers.”

Sue considered. “Might take awhile.”

“Then you better get started.”

“Take it easy, kiddo.” Ida patted my arm.

“I’ve been passing out tubs of pie filling as ordered,” added Sarah Jacobs.

“Not enough of them,” I sighed.

The doctor shrugged. “A lot of people got away before I could catch them.”

“And who can blame them?” I muttered.

“Soon as Art and I finish the pans, we’ll head home and phone all the bakers to see who got filling and who didn’t, then let you know. And we’ll call them again later, just to prod them along. And we’ll keep you posted on the tally.”

I kissed her cheek. “Bless you,” I said, and meant it. “Would you like a turkey? It’s the least I can do,” I added hopefully.

Ida laughed. “Good try, kiddo but Gerda would have a fit.”

I nodded, recognizing the futility of the effort. That didn’t mean I wouldn’t try again, though. “Well, thanks for the calls, anyway. The list is at Aunt Gerda’s.” I looked around, knowing I couldn’t leave until the Grange Hall was as spotless as it had been before we arrived. It said so on the papers I’d signed. “I don’t think I can get away yet.”

Peggy looked up from where she was retrieving her purse. “I’ve got to run home,” she said. “My son’s coming over. But I can swing by Gerda’s and pick it up for you. It’ll take less than ten minutes, round trip. No, I’ve got a key, don’t worry. I-” She broke off, her hand flying to her mouth in dismay. She threw a horrified look at the sheriff, who leaned against the table, and ran out.

Sarkisian cocked an eyebrow at me. “She has a key to your aunt’s house?”

“Of course she does,” announced Gerda. She entered the kitchen bearing empty pitchers and dripping the remains of the orange juice on the floor. “Peggy feeds my cats whenever I have to go away.”

“I hope Peggy likes feeding turkeys, too,” I muttered. I could guess what was going on inside Sarkisian’s head. Peggy didn’t like Brody, she could have let herself into Gerda’s house-and locked it up again when she left, the way I found it. Whoever murdered Brody, I realized, had to have a key. Aunt Gerda’s doors won’t lock without one. Where, I wondered, was Peggy while Brody was being murdered?

“Hi?” A woman’s voice penetrated the chaos of the cleanup. “Am I too late for a breakfast?” Cindy Brody, looking gorgeous in a narrow wool skirt, silk blouse, boots and sweater, all in tones of rust and cream and gold, appeared in the doorway behind Gerda. She clutched a handkerchief in one hand. A heavy floral scent hung in a cloud around her.

“Here.” Nancy picked up a plate and forked on one of the few remaining pancakes. “Bacon? Sausage?”

“Yes,” Cindy said. “And another pancake.”

Where, I wondered, did she put it? Not on her hips or thighs, that was certain. Liposuction? Or one of those incredible metabolisms that devoured food molecules before they even entered the digestive system?

Cindy took the proffered plate. “Who gets the money?”

I took it, then snagged a cup of coffee and trailed after her to the table where she sat. I took the chair opposite. “It’s good to see you getting out,” I said, and won a smile from her.

Sarkisian followed and perched on the edge of the table. “Where are your out-of-town guests?” His tone held nothing more threatening than casual curiosity.

“Oh, they decided to go home last night. Left me to grieve in solitude.”

“So you came here?”

“I felt certain I’d find you here, Sheriff.” She offered a sad smile. “I want to know what you’ve found out. It’s not fair of you to keep so quiet. After all, the victim was my husband.”

“About to be ex-husband,” Sarkisian reminded her.

Cindy’s lower lip quavered, and her eyes actually filled with tears. “Can you blame me? I do have my pride. The way he chased after every woman he saw… I couldn’t put up with it any longer. When he started dating Lucy Fairfield…” She shuddered. “That really was too much.”

Sarkisian’s eyebrows rose. “You mean Adam Fairfield’s ex-wife?”

Cindy nodded, her mouth full. When she had swallowed, she said, “It was absolutely disgraceful. I’d have been insulted, him chasing after a woman with a twenty-year old daughter, except he didn’t seem to be able to help himself.”

Jealousy? I wondered. Or outraged humiliation? She wouldn’t be the first wife driven to murder an unfaithful husband.

“How did Adam Fairfield feel about your husband dating his ex-wife?” Sarkisian asked.

Simon, who walked past carrying an armload of folding chairs, overheard this last. “He was so jealous he couldn’t see straight.”

The sheriff turned to him. “What makes you say that?”

Simon snorted. “Haven’t you seen all the work he’s done around his place? Everything Lucy ever wanted. Fairfield’s not doing it for himself, you know. And he went ballistic when he caught her having dinner with Brody.”

“She ought to be impressed by his effort, if nothing else,” Sarkisian said. “That must have cost a fortune. Did he take out a loan?”

Simon shook his head. “Nancy says he can’t stand going into debt. No,” he shot a glare toward the kitchen, “he’s stealing from her college fund.”

“You’re kidding!” I protested. “It means so much to him to have her at Stanford!”

“So maybe he’s just borrowing it.” He shrugged. “At least he’s working a lot of overtime. Nancy says he’s always at the Still. But what if she needs the money before he’s able to pay her back? She’d never make a fuss, but it’s worrying her. You can tell.”

“Why would he take the risk of upsetting his daughter?” Sarkisian asked.

Simon snorted. “I’ve never seen a man that jealous.”

“Haven’t you?” Ida Graham, also laden with folding chairs, came up behind him. “You weren’t even the teensiest bit jealous, then, when Brody started hanging around Nancy?”

Sarkisian’s eyes gleamed. “When was that?”

“Last week,” Ida said. “And you can stop glaring at me like that, Simon Lowell. Half the town heard you threatening Brody.”

Simon flushed. “Yeah, well.” A sudden embarrassed grin broke through. “She’s too smart to fall for a jerk like that. Oh, sorry, Ms. Brody. But it’s true, you know.”

Cindy sniffed. “He certainly made a fool of himself.”

“Annike, why are you just sitting there?” Sue Hinkel hurried past with an armload of decorations. “We have to clean this room, you know.”

I sighed and stood. For a moment I met Sarkisian’s amused glance, then turned away quickly as his grin broadened. With what dignity I could muster, I went to encourage everyone still in the room to help with reestablishing order to the Hall.

So at least two men might have wanted to kill Brody out of jealousy. There might well have been others, too, people we hadn’t even thought about. Someone completely unconnected with Upper River Gulch. Except it had to be someone either with a key to my aunt’s house, or who knew where she hid the spare. Which brought the murder back home, again.

Peggy returned with the list of pie bakers while we were packing away the last of the fall garlands in their cupboard. “What, you’re not done, yet?” she called from the doorway. To her credit she pitched right in, in spite of wanting to go home to meet her son.

And so, forty-five minutes later, I made the final inspection, checked off the list, locked the door, and handed the key back to Sarkisian. Those few of us who had remained until the bitter end regarded each other with that sense of shock that always follows a major production.

“Rest for an hour?” the sheriff suggested.

I shook my head. “Some of them escaped without their pie filling. Soon as I find out who, I’ll have to deliver it.”

“At least you’ll have help.” He gestured toward my car.

Through the back window I could just make out the ridiculous head of the turkey. I turned back to Sarkisian, but he was walking away as fast as he could.

Gerda strolled over from where she’d been talking to Ida and Art. “We have to stop by their store on the way home,” she reminded me. “I’ll need some nuts or soy or something.”

Her vegetarian Thanksgiving dinner. I closed my eyes and groaned. I’d hoped she’d forgotten about that. I had my heart set on the turkey currently roasting in our oven.

I carried the sole remaining unused bag of pancake mix to the car and glared at the bird that contentedly pecked at a pancake on the plate beside it. My thoughts weren’t printable. I had to get rid of that damned bird. I needed the backseat of my car for ferrying containers of defrosting pie filling.

Peggy, aided by her shadow Tony, dragged a trash bag from around the back. Together they heaved it into the bin. Together, they just about had the strength. She said something to him and he nodded, waved, and strode toward his motorcycle. Peggy hurried toward her car.

Sarkisian headed her off. “Never got a chance to ask you where you were Tuesday afternoon,” he said. “Around four to six o’clock.”

Peggy hesitated. “Didn’t you? You asked so many questions.” She shot a glance at Tony, who had mounted his bike and donned his helmet. He started to roll the thing toward her, as if in response to some unheard plea, but she waved him away. He hesitated, then kicked the motor into life and shot out of the lot.

“You said you were at home when you heard the sirens going up to Ms. Lundquist’s,” he persisted. “How long had you been there?”

“Oh.” Again, she hesitated. “Not long. I-I’d been in Meritville. At my son’s garage. He’s a mechanic, you know. I do his bookkeeping for him.”

“That’s what you were doing on Tuesday?”

“Not then, no,” she admitted. She didn’t meet his steady gaze. “I just dropped in to say hi, and stayed talking.”

“Meritville’s a long way to go to just to drop in.” Sarkisian kept his tone purely conversational.

She raised her pointed chin. “You obviously aren’t a mother.” And on that unanswerable note, she stalked to her car, climbed in and drove off.

Sarkisian watched her go. So did I. I’ve known Peggy most of my life, and thought I knew her well enough to know when she was being evasive or downright lying. And that, I would swear, had been a downright lie. But why? I honestly could not believe she would have killed Brody-at least, not in Gerda’s house. She was too good a friend to leave my aunt to face the resulting mess. But could she, I wondered, have killed him on a furious impulse? What if she’d gone over to Gerda’s and found him there alone poring over my aunt’s financial records? Was she, in fact, capable of murder? It upset me to realize I couldn’t be certain. Most people, I knew, if threatened sufficiently, might be capable of killing. You just never knew, even about yourself, until you were pressed to your very limit.

Cindy stood beside her sporty little Mazda but showed no inclination to climb in. She sighed in an exaggerated manner. “It’s going to be strange, with just me for Thanksgiving dinner,” she called to me.

“Then you shouldn’t have sent your friends home,” I muttered, but too softly for anyone to hear. For that matter, I wasn’t all that sure there ever had been any friends.

Gerda caught my arm. “Don’t invite her,” she hissed.

I grinned. “We’re having a vegetarian meal,” I called. “But if you’d like…”

Cindy shuddered. “I’m not into tofu.”

Actually, I quite liked the stuff. Normally. But not when it replaced something I’d been dreaming about for weeks.

“Well,” Cindy went on, “I suppose I’ll have to try to prepare some sort of meal.” She looked sideways at the sheriff, who had just walked away from Simon Lowell’s psychedelic van.

Was she angling for sympathy from the sheriff? Or an invitation to join him? “What about all that food you were preparing for your guests?” I demanded.

Cindy shot me a glare, which she masked with an artificial laugh. “I’d even stuffed my turkey, but I’ve been having second thoughts about it. After all, Gerda is always lecturing about the bacteria in a pre-stuffed bird.”

I doubted any such bird existed. To Cindy’s patent annoyance, Sarkisian helped me pack the remaining pie filling into my trunk. I couldn’t tell if she was making a play for him or merely trying to charm him into believing her incapable of murdering her cheating, money-hiding husband. But I’d begun to develop a pretty fair opinion of Sarkisian’s intelligence-his bullshit detector, as he called it.

And so we sailed out of the Grange lot at last. Unfortunately, I had to stop a short block later to take Gerda to the store, but while she made her selections, Ida set to work on the phone. Art busied himself ringing up my aunt’s purchases, and Ida assured me she’d have a list of filling deliveries for me by the time I got home.

I dropped Aunt Gerda off at the house. But not, much to my growing fury, the turkey. It refused to get out. When I tried to pick it up, it pecked me, drawing blood. Since we were in the garage, and therefore sheltered from the renewing drizzle, I lowered Freya’s top, which toppled back with only the slightest push. Definitely, too much WD-40. Maybe by the time I’d called Ida, the damned bird would have hopped out.

It hadn’t. I made a few more attempts to rid my car of its squatting tenant, then had to admit that for right now, at least, the damned turkey was winning. I put the top up again-which seemed to please the bird-pressed the latches extra hard in the hope they’d hold, and set off on my rounds to deliver the pumpkin pie filling, chauffeuring my unwelcome feathered passenger.

By the time I returned home, I felt a little better. I’d managed to unload almost all the pie filling and obtained promises from everyone that they wouldn’t forget to bake and that they’d see me without fail the following afternoon. A few of them I even believed.

Once more in the garage, that damned bird still wouldn’t vacate the backseat. Disgusted, I gave up-for the moment-and went upstairs.

I found Gerda in the kitchen, standing beside a table filled with foil-wrapped packages. She looked up, arranging her features in her most determined expression. “Take this over to the church for me. They’ll be glad of the extras.”

I sighed. “That’s our dinner, isn’t it?”

“Was our dinner,” she corrected. “I won’t have anyone eating turkey in my house today out of deference to my new pet.”

I told her what she could do with her new pet, loaded myself down with foil packages, and stalked back down the wet steps to my waiting car. I drove off with both turkeys, wondering if I could make them an all-or-nothing deal.

On impulse, I drove right past the church and turned down the road to the Still. Dave Hatter had missed breakfast, he might welcome one of the packets of turkey. And in exchange, I might find out why he ran from the sheriff.

I negotiated the winding road with caution, for the drizzle was increasing to a steady downpour. I pulled at last into the parking lot to find not only Dave’s old Ford truck, but Adam Fairfield’s Chevy, as well. And the sheriff’s Jeep. Had Sarkisian come to ask Dave a few pointed questions? I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he, too, had noticed the way Dave had fled the breakfast. The man didn’t seem to miss much.

I pulled into a space as close to the entrance as I could manage, then ran for the shelter of the overhanging roof. The door was locked, but I rang the bell and heard it buzzing from the depths of the building. A few minutes later Dave appeared, trailed by both Fairfield and Sarkisian. To my surprise, everything seemed amicable enough. I was dying to ask questions, but couldn’t figure out how without obviously meddling.

The sheriff eyed me with resignation. “What’s your excuse this time?”

“Turkey,” I said.

He grinned. “Sorry, you’re stuck with the thing.”

“I meant a cooked one.” I explained about Gerda’s casting out our dinner, and remembering that Dave hadn’t been able to stay for any pancakes. We all trooped back to my car, where Dave admired the huge white bird in the backseat-currently napping. I think he admired the plate we put together for him even more.

Adam and Sarkisian both took a few pieces from the packet, as well, and as we turned back to the building, the sheriff fell into step beside me. “Know why Hatter ran this morning?”

I shook my head. “Hasn’t he said anything?”

“Nervous as hell when I got here, but he calmed down pretty fast. Apparently I don’t know something he thinks I might.”

“I came by to see if I could get it out of him,” I admitted, thereby winning a triumphant glance from the sheriff.

“I told you-”

“To stay out, I know. But how can I? These are all people I know, who I grew up with.”

“Whom,” he murmured. “Yeah, makes it tough. You never want to believe that anyone you know could be a murderer. You keep hoping to find innocent explanations to all their inconsistencies.”

“Tom always said it’s easier to arrest someone you don’t know, but easier to understand situations when you do know everyone-and everything about them.”

Sarkisian nodded. “If I stay here for long, I’m going to have to split myself into two people-the sheriff and the community busybody.”

That got a smile out of me. “It’s what made Tom so good at his job.”

He opened his mouth, closed it again, then after a moment said, “And he had you to help. And your aunt.”

“And Peggy, and the rest of the SCOURGE elite. Gossips, all.”

“You don’t like Cindy Brody, do you?” he asked abruptly.

I stopped. We’d reached the lobby, and Dave and Adam had long since gone on ahead. “I don’t really know her all that well,” I said at last. Was he asking if I’d be upset when-if-he arrested her?

“She lied about being at home when her husband was murdered,” he mused. “She’d taken her car out, she had mud on her shoes, and a very strong motive for wanting him dead before their divorce became final.”

“Several hundred thousand motives,” I agreed, “all in nice, spendable cash.” Then I shook my head. “I don’t know. There are a number of people who had both the reason for wanting him dead and the opportunity to kill him.”

His mouth twitched. “But only one of them did it.”

“Not everyone resorts to murder to get out of their problems,” I agreed. “That takes a certain disregard for the value of someone else’s life.”

“Or an extreme desperation to protect one’s own-or someone or something one loves.” He shook his head. “The psychology of murder is never easy.”

He watched while I returned to my car. Once I started my engine-not so much as causing that damned bird to ruffle a feather-the sheriff turned and headed after the other two men into the depths of the Still. I left him to his study of psychology. I had a turkey dinner to deliver.

It received a warm welcome at the church on the outskirts of town, where they never seemed to have enough food to pass on to those suffering through the difficult economic times. I stayed for awhile, helping wherever an extra hand came in useful, then made my way back to Gerda’s, tired, more than a little depressed, and still with that damned bird infesting my beloved car.

The rumble of the garage door caused it to wake up at last. It shifted its wings and eyed me as if selecting the best spot to peck. I pulled into my parking space, rolled up my sleeves, climbed out, pushed the driver’s seat forward, and hauled on the leash.

To my delight, I managed to drag the bird out. It landed on the cement of the garage floor, ruffled its whole body, and dove back to its preferred nest. It settled down with what I would swear was a smug expression, and no amount of cajolery or threats got it to budge again. An attempt to lay hands on it resulted in my getting pecked. Not badly, just a warning.

I knew when I was licked. I located an old shower curtain that Gerda used as an emergency tarp and protected as much of the upholstery as I could. Over this I laid more newspaper and finally left the triumphant bird in peace in its four-wheeled nest in the comfort of the garage. I placed a bucket of water and the plate with the half-eaten pancake on the ground nearby, but my unwelcome passenger showed no interest in getting out for a snack.

With a sigh, I lowered the convertible top, but without much hope the turkey would take the hint and vacate. “Happy Thanksgiving,” I told it, with more than a touch of sarcasm, and headed for the stairs.

Chapter Eleven

A marvelous blend of aromas greeted me as I neared the front door. Cinnamon and nutmeg vied with savory and sage. I thought I detected thyme, as well, but the melding tended to mute individual notes to create a unique symphony. My mouth watered. I hadn’t nibbled any turkey, and I’d had nothing to eat since that pancake grabbed early in the morning. It had been a long and very active day, and I found it hard to believe it was only about two o’clock. I pushed through the doorway and dragged off my coat.

“Where’s my turkey?” Gerda called from the kitchen.

“Safe at the church, as ordered.” Did she regret getting rid of our dinner? Her own fault, if she did, I thought uncharitably.

“Idiot. The uncooked one.” Her head poked around the doorway into the dining room where I draped my wet things in front of the pellet stove.

I sighed. “In its favorite nest.”

Gerda shook her head. “I know how you like birds, but really, Annike, you shouldn’t spoil it so.”

To my frustration, I couldn’t think of a single scathing remark. Instead, I went to inspect what she had just brought out of the oven. A dark lump sat in a baking pan, rather like a loaf of round peasant bread. I sniffed, and my eyes widened. “Smells great.” Then with suspicion, “What’s in it?”

“Zucchini, almonds and tofu, primarily.” She beamed at me. “And it baked up amazingly fast.”

“Good. We need the oven.” I unwrapped one of the no-longer-frozen pie shells and set to work opening one of the tubs of pumpkin filling. I knew we could manage two at a time, if carefully arranged. I made some mental calculations and decided we just might be able to turn out the two dozen I’d assigned to us.

I was just testing the first two for doneness when I heard a car in the drive, followed by slamming doors and footsteps on the stairs.

Peggy opened the door without knocking. “Ready for us?” she called, a lilt in her voice, and she came in, kicking off her shoes into a corner. Her son Bill, short and solid, in his mid-thirties and as good-natured as his mother, followed her inside. He gave me a sheepish grin and handed over the covered casserole dish he held. Peggy placed another on the table. “All meatless,” she assured Gerda.

“So, where’s this turkey of yours?” Bill asked.

I bit back a nasty retort. He was a rare breed of auto mechanic-as honest as he was good. He had never overcharged anyone, and frequently came in under his estimates. He’d kept all our cars operational for the past fifteen years. It would not pay to antagonize him. “Still in my car,” I said without further elaboration.

He shook his head. “Hope you’ve got the seats well covered. Hate to see a classic like that turned into a turkey coop,” he added, thereby winning my unswerving devotion for life.

I beamed at him. “Want it for a mascot for your garage?”

He laughed, shaking his head. “What are you going to name it?”

Several possibilities sprang to mind, but before I could utter the choicest, Peggy squealed. “Ooh! I know! Let’s have a Name-the-Turkey contest! We can announce the winner at the Dinner-in-the Park!”

“No!” I cried, but too late. The idea appealed to my aunt, and while we arranged our meal on the dining room table, they happily made plans for announcing this addition to our weekend activities to the community at large. As long as they planned it, it was fine as far as I was concerned. If they tried to foist anything else onto me, though, they were going to find out just how loudly I could yell “no”.

Bill wandered into the living room, turned on the television, and began switching channels until he found the pre-game show. He stretched out in my aunt’s recliner in a typically male fashion, prepared to watch as much football as he possibly could.

Holiday filled the house. Wonderful aromas wafted through the air, of pumpkin spices and green bean casseroles and mashed potatoes and Gerda’s savory concoctions. The sounds of the football game drifted in from the living room, and working beside me, Gerda and Peggy talked happily of recipes and knitting. It was all so homey and comfortable, an absolute delight after the craziness of the last couple of days. A respite, I knew. It wouldn’t last for long. But I intended to make the most of it while I could.

The growing number of pies on the counter proved a constant reminder of the horrors still in store for me, and soon had me searching out every possible surface on which to set them to cool. We had barely sat down to eat when Ida Graham called with the bad news that one of the pie bakers had been called out of town on a family emergency. The family had dropped their filling and shells off at the store, but now I had to find someone else to bake a dozen of the damned things. Surely three hundred, the number we’d decided on for the morrow’s event, would be far too many. Surely we could cook a few less.

Ida laughed at me. “Good try, kiddo, but we’ve got well over a hundred people signed up for it.”

“Can’t we make them bring their own?” I tried, but Ida merely laughed again and hung up on me.

Great. I no longer had much appetite for my dinner. I pulled out another batch of pies, shoved in the next, and felt stumped. Maybe I could call Sarkisian, get the key for the Grange Hall, and use their ovens to bake. And why hadn’t I thought of that earlier?

I called the sheriff’s department and reached some poor soul low on the hierarchy who’d gotten stuck with working the holiday. He promised to get my message to Sarkisian somehow, but didn’t sound too hopeful. The sheriff, we agreed, was probably out trying to unravel the tangled motives surrounding Cliff Brody’s death.

Well, I could only wish Sarkisian luck. There were far too many people whose lives Brody had disturbed, far too many who were only too relieved to see him dead. And the problem was that I liked all of them. They were part of my life. I returned to the table and the perplexing question of who else I could con into baking pies.

“Can’t we eat just one?” Bill asked, eyeing the grouping I’d set to cool on the sideboard. “What’s Thanksgiving dinner without pumpkin pie?”

“A lot easier,” I sighed.

Gerda directed a forgiving look at me. “Of course we can spare one. I wonder,” she added, “if my turkey would like some?”

“He’d splatter it all over my car!” I protested.

“Nonsense,” said Gerda. “That poor bird has a great deal to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. I’m going to give it a slice.”

“You and that beastly bird-” I began, when it dawned on me there was another beastly bird I hadn’t heard anything from. I sprang up and hurried to my room, to be greeted by Vilhelm calling, “I’m a pest! Let me out!”

“Later,” I promised him, even though his demand was addressed to his favorite cola can as he threw it around the cage. Water and seed levels both fine, Vilhelm in good spirits. Relieved, I returned to the table to speed our guests on their way.

Bill was standing in front of the television, shoveling in pie, watching some poor player get smeared on the snow-dotted grass. The ball bounced free, but the pile of players remained where they lay. Bill grinned at me. “Great game.”

“Got another one for you. It’s called, ‘how many pies can you bake?’”

“At least a half dozen more,” Peggy assured me. “That’s on top of the dozen I already promised.”

“I’ll miss a chunk of the game if we leave now,” Bill complained.

“Look, you could stay here if we had another oven, but we don’t.” I plucked the empty plate from his hand.

Peggy shoved a washed casserole dish at him. “Come on, we’ve got to straighten up the living room. Sheriff Sarkisian said he might stop by in a little while.”

“If he does,” I called as they headed down the stairs, “get the Grange key from him.”

Two batches of pies later, Sarkisian had not appeared bearing the key, nor had Peggy called. And I still had way too many pies to get baked. Leaving Gerda to man our own ovens, I armed myself with several tubs and a canvas tote bag full of defrosted shells, staggered out into the dark and cold and rain, and made my cautious way down the stairs to the garage.

Telltale signs littered the cement floor to prove the damned bird had indeed hopped out, not only for a drink but to stroll around a little. But it had returned, and now slept happily in its chosen roost. There really didn’t seem to be much I could do about it. I dumped my burdens onto the passenger seat, raised the top on my car, and set off for Peggy’s.

Bill opened the door for me, all the while looking over his shoulder so he wouldn’t miss a moment of the game. “We need a couple more crusts,” Peggy called from the kitchen. She emerged into her comfortably cluttered front room wiping her hands on a towel. Specks of orange clung to her face, clashing with her hair. “And bad news on the key. The sheriff said he’d already taken it back to the office.”

I muttered a word my aunt would never approve of.

Peggy eyed me benignly. “If it will do you any good, he said he was on his way over to see Simon Lowell. He only left a few minutes ago.”

Something about her manner, the brightness of her eyes, alerted me. “What else?”

“Oh, not much.” She grinned. “But I remembered something I thought our sheriff might find interesting. And he did, I’m sure of it, though he acted like it wasn’t of any importance.”

Forebodings nudged at the edges of my mind. “What have you done?” I demanded.

She looked hurt. “Really, Annike…”

“Sorry, but really, what did you tell him?”

She hesitated between disapproval of my suspicions and delight in what she had accomplished. “Last week Cindy asked me-ever so casually, which is why I forgot about it until now-about options-to-buy on houses. I got the impression she had to come up with some cash real fast if she wanted to purchase that fancy place she’s living in. And she was worried about it.” Peggy beamed at me, waiting for the applause such a revelation deserved.

“She really asked you about that?” I was impressed-though still a touch suspicious.

“I guess she didn’t want to ask her husband.” Peggy still beamed. “And I’m the only other financial person she knows.”

I nodded. “I just bet Sarkisian found that interesting. Cindy’s been going on about not having any money-or any understanding of it.”

“And,” Peggy added, her delight bubbling over, “she’s the primary beneficiary of Brody’s will-and a very fat insurance policy.”

I grinned for the first time in a very long while. “Bless you, Peggy. He needs someone other than Gerda to think about.”

“That’s what I thought.” She tilted her head to one side. “You know, you haven’t asked Simon Lowell to bake any pies, have you?”

My grin broadened. “Probably the only oven in town not busy. I guess I better get over there.” I took off, for once not resenting having to chauffeur that dratted bird with me.

The rain had let up while I’d been indoors, and a few stars actually lit the night sky, though the trees dripped enough to keep my windshield wipers busy. I turned up the side road that lead to the real estate agent’s property, bounced onto the bridge, and the latches popped on my car’s top, sending the canvas back a couple of inches. I left it, the opening let in that terrific wet pine aroma. It also let in a few drips, but not enough to worry about.

As I neared the last winding turn, a soft glow lit the gravel. It made negotiating the next dozen or so potholes much easier. I found the source when I rounded the final bend and pulled into Lowell’s yard. A powerful spotlight, mounted on the barn, illuminated the entire front of the property. A truck stood near the barn, but what caught my attention was the jerky movement of two men near the fence. About ten feet away from them stood the sheriff’s Jeep, with the sheriff himself leaning with his back against its hood, his arms folded.

I pulled up near him and climbed out. He glanced at me, nodded, and returned to glaring at the figures who had now come together in an odd-looking dance. I stared at them for a long moment. “They’re fighting!”

“If you can call it that,” Sarkisian said.

“What…?” I began.

“Drunk,” the sheriff said succinctly. “Both of them.”

“Aren’t you going to stop it?”

He shrugged. “They’ll stop on their own, soon enough.”

I could see his point. Both men looked bruised and muddied, and their breathing came in short, ragged gasps. Simon had one arm slung over the fence to support himself while he took an ineffectual swing at Adam Fairfield. Adam had collapsed over a rail and now could muster only enough energy to wave a feeble arm in Simon’s direction.

Sarkisian gave a short nod. “That’s about enough,” he announced in a loud voice. “Either of you want to explain?”

“That damned hippie!” Adam paused, struggling for breath. “Been preachin’ at Nancy again. Damn comm’nist philos’phy.” He took a staggering step toward Simon but collapsed in the sheriff’s arms. Sarkisian propped him against the fence.

“Apparently,” Simon said with the careful enunciation of one who knows his speech is slurred, “she packaged up their leftovers-”

“Every single one of ‘em,” nodded Adam.

“And took them down to the church.”

“I like turkey san’ches,” Adam mumbled. “An’ b’rittos and cass’roles. Wan’ a court order. Keep ‘im an’ ‘is sub-subvers-”

“Subversive ways,” Simon interjected with the superiority of one who could still pronounce it.

“S’right. Keep ‘im ‘way from m’girl.”

“Well, you can come down to the office in the morning,” Sarkisian told him. “An-Ms. McKinley?” He jerked his head toward Simon.

I nodded and took the real estate agent by the arm.

He responded by pulling it free and draping it around my shoulders. “I’d be delighted if you escorted me inside.” Leaning heavily on me, he started for his one-room cabin.

“Are you going to be all right?” I asked when I’d gotten him through the door. The place felt cozily warm. Not at all what I expected from the shabby exterior.

He looked around, then nodded solemnly. “Go straight to bed. My apologies for your seeing me like this.” He staggered across the small room and fell face first onto the narrow bed.

After a moment’s consideration, I dragged off his muddy boots, then reached for a flying geese patterned quilt. To my surprise, it proved to be a duvet cover encasing a thick down-filled comforter. Very warm-and very expensive. I pulled this over him, and he muttered something that might have been “thank you”.

I looked around and found the place unexpectedly neat. A pile of split logs and branches lay in a cast-iron hoop beside a massive stone hearth. Inside of this stood a wood burning stove, a modern necessity in such a fire trap as this. The blaze within had reduced to a low burn. I checked the flue, opened the door and banked the fire for the night. After readjusting the air flow, I stood back and looked around. Everything looked safe enough. I let myself out and walked back to where Owen Sarkisian tried to boost the unconscious Adam into the passenger seat of his Chevy.

The sheriff looked up as I approached. “Want to pull from the other side?”

I went around, and between us we managed to get the limp body into a semi-upright position on the seat. I handed Sarkisian one side of the seat belt. He took it solemnly and fastened the man in place. Adam spoiled it by tilting to one side and slowly collapsing.

Sarkisian sighed. “I’m going to drive him home. Would you mind following, then giving me a lift back here to the Jeep?” He stepped back and frowned at the man. “His daughter tells me he’s been constantly ready for a fight-and a drink-ever since his wife left him. But only since then?” He raised his eyebrows at me.

I shook my head. “I don’t remember him being like this before, if that’s what you’re asking. But…”

“Yes?” he prodded when I stopped.

I shook my head. “Brody hadn’t been hit, had he? Only stabbed?”

“Only?” The sheriff actually grinned.

“You know what I mean. No head bashing. No bruising. Just a quick stab. If Adam had been drinking and out for a fight and encountered Brody…” I shrugged. “When he’s drunk, Adam seems to think with his fists. If he wanted a weapon, he’d grab something heavy, not something sharp.”

Sarkisian nodded. “So he’d need a reason for killing Brody that didn’t involve him getting mad. Well.”

“And since Lucy left, it seems that anything and everything makes him mad.”

He slammed the door shut. “Let’s get him home so you can go back to baking pies.”

“Gee thanks,” I muttered, and slid through the mud back to my car and that damned sleeping turkey.

Chapter Twelve

I followed the truck up the Fairfields’ drive a scant six minutes later and pulled to a halt a few feet away from it. The rain had started up again, and I’d forgotten to close the latches on what I was beginning to think of as my flip-top. I jumped out, rammed them into place, then ran to the door to knock. Nancy must have heard the engines because she was already there, peering out and looking frightened.

“Has something happened?” she demanded as I drew near.

“He’s just drunk,” I assured her.

She tensed, and the worry and strain etched their lines on her face. “Where was he?”

“Simon’s,” I admitted. “He’s drunk, too. I made sure he was all right before we left.”

Her shoulders sagged with relief. “And Dad-neither one got hurt?”

“Oh, they’ll probably both have a few bruises in the morning, but nothing to worry about.”

She bit her lip. “I don’t see how I can ever get Dad to accept Simon when they keep fighting like this.”

“A grandchild?” I suggested, then could have bitten my tongue when I saw the arrested look in her eyes. It had been a flippant comment, not meant to be taken seriously. If she had, if I’d given her the idea… “That wouldn’t work,” I declared with considerable force. “He’d probably murder Simon-” I broke off. Damn, why couldn’t I keep my mouth shut? I kept saying the wrong thing.

I hurried over to the truck in time to help Sarkisian boost Adam to the ground. The man was groaning, but not yet awake. We sandwiched him between us, draping one of his arms over each of our shoulders, and half walked, half carried him to the house. Nancy opened the door wide and stepped aside, her expression a mingling of resignation and dismay. After a brief discussion, we dumped him on the sofa and left Nancy covering him with blankets.

“That’s a hell of an example to set for a kid like her,” the sheriff said as we headed for my car. He opened the passenger door, then pulled back. “What the…”

A rustling of feathers sounded from the backseat, but I don’t think the turkey actually woke up. “It won’t get out,” I explained as I scrambled inside, out of the rain.

“Pick it up and heave it,” the sheriff suggested.

I made an expansive gesture toward it. “Be my guest. You’re more than welcome to try.”

He regarded it speculatively, then reached out. The moment his hands closed around the plump body, all hell broke loose. Sarkisian jerked back, releasing the bird. “It bit me!”

“Join the club,” I sighed, and started the engine.

“Damned bird.” The sheriff lowered himself into the other bucket seat.

“At the rate it’s going, that’s going to be its official name.”

He shook his head. “Ms. O’Shaughnessy told me you’d decided to hold a Name-the-Turkey contest.”

“She decided,” I stuck in quickly, not wanting to carry any of the blame for that rotten idea. I put the car in gear and backed in a sweeping curve.

Owen Sarkisian remained quiet while we negotiated the newly paved driveway, all the while sucking the beak-inflicted wound on his wrist. As we turned onto the road, he spoke at last. “Lowell always seems to have sufficient money, doesn’t he?”

“Does he? It doesn’t look like he spends much,” I pointed out. I chose to ignore the quality of that down comforter.

“Mmmm. He’s not extravagant, but have you looked at his barn?”

“No,” I admitted. “Why?”

“He’s been making renovations.”

“Him, too?”

“Isn’t there a species of bird where the male fixes up the nest in the hope of attracting a female?”

I slowed the car and shot him a quick glance.

“From what I’ve been able to tell,” he went on, “Lowell makes no attempt to list or sell houses through his real estate agency. It’s as if the place is a cover for the way he really makes money.”

“But look at him!” I objected. “That’s not someone who values money, not like…” I broke off.

“Like Cindy Brody?” Sarkisian asked. “Don’t worry, you never mentioned her name. I did hear a rumor today about Lowell’s dealing drugs.”

I negotiated a winding turn in silence. “There are always rumors flying around a small town. Simon hasn’t lived here long, and everyone calls him a hippie. Naturally there’d be rumors about drugs.”

“So you’ve heard them, too?”

“Rumors aren’t proof. Besides, have you ever known a drug dealer who sneers at money?” I countered.

“Depends on why he deals, I suppose,” came the prompt answer. “He might believe in the sacredness of the mushroom, or the enlightening power of LSD or Ecstasy.”

“Or the healing power of pot?”

He sighed. “Don’t go there, that’s one hell of a medical and legal tangle.”

I took pity on him and dropped the subject, pleased by his response. It showed he had an open mind, a bit of a luxury for a career law enforcement officer. Instead, I said, “Look at that shack he lives in. You’d think he’d put in insulation if he had any spare cash lying around. And that van of his is about forty years old and is always needing repair.”

“What year is this car?” he asked with far too much innocence.

I shook my head. “Freya is a classic.” And naturally, right on cue, we hit a pothole and those damned latches popped.

“So is that hippie van of Lowell’s,” pointed out Sarkisian, as I caught the canvas top and gripped it. He sat in silence, considering, as we bounced over the bridge. “You suppose drugs were the dirty secret Brody was about to expose about him?”

“A public unveiling, Doris Quinn said, or something like that,” I mused. “Calling him a hypocrite.” I shook my head. “I have no idea.” With that we reached Simon’s, and I dropped Sarkisian at his Jeep and headed for home and more pie baking. The one thing neither of us had mentioned was the strength of the hatred between Brody and Simon Lowell, and the fact that it could well have flared into murder.

I decided, as my alarm wrenched me from sleep the next morning, that getting up before dawn was a habit I’d be delighted to break. I took the time to scramble eggs-after all, I was stuck in the kitchen anyway, shoving pies in and out of the oven. I even went so far as to chop fresh herbs from the pots Aunt Gerda kept in the large glass garden window that overlooked the back deck and pine trees beyond. The mushrooms, fortunately, came in a cardboard carton from the grocery store. I’d never cook one she’d picked herself.

Thanks to the bread making machine we’d set with a timer before going to bed, a heavenly aroma already filled the kitchen when I’d staggered in. By the time the eggs had set and I tipped them out of the pan, the machine was just beeping its readiness. I turned out the fragrant cinnamon oatmeal loaf and tore off a chunk. After all, using a knife before it was cool would have meant crushing it. Much better-and faster-this way.

Gerda drifted in, just in time to appropriate the plate I’d fixed for myself. She sank into a chair at the table, garbed in a fluffy purple bathrobe, sheepskin slippers and a bleary-eyed expression. Hefty inserted his plump tailless body into her lap, and Siamese Olaf pawed at her leg, trying to scramble up. She hoisted him onto a space I would have sworn was incapable of holding so many furballs, but Hefty shifted to make room, and the two settled down to an amicable purr.

I filled another plate and soon had Birgit leaping gracefully onto my lap. Purring wasn’t in her plan, though. She reached out a claw and expertly snagged a piece of egg that contained some diced ham. When I tried to stop her grabbing another, she snarled at me. It was going to be war, it seemed. And the way I felt this morning, I had few doubts that Birgit would come out on top.

Around eleven-thirty I dragged on jeans and a sweatshirt and left Gerda in charge of the baking. If I wanted to make sure we had sufficient pies to start the contest, I’d have to collect them and take them to the park myself. After stacking the first load we’d cooked yesterday into a large cardboard box, I made my careful way down the outside stairs. I let myself into the garage, and there was that damned bird, tucked cozily in its nest in Freya’s backseat. It had kicked the newspaper into a shredded heap, making itself more comfortable. It had also-obviously and messily-made a considerable foray around the garage at some point since I’d seen it last, but I’d leave the cleaning up for Gerda. It was bad enough I had to house and chauffeur the damned thing. I wasn’t going to mop up after it, too.

The sky actually looked like it might clear for a little. At least we wouldn’t have to worry about rain-yet. But the pie eating contest wasn’t scheduled until one o’clock, which gave the weather a good hour and a half to gather its resources for a torrential downpour that would cancel the event. I liked to think positive.

I skipped Peggy’s house-I could count on her to show up on time-and went to the next neighbor’s. By my fifth stop, I’d filled what little space remained in the car. Relieved-who’d have known Upper River Gulch denizens could be so reliable?-I headed for the park.

To my surprise, a car already stood at the curb. Sue Hinkel opened the door as I pulled up behind her. “What took you so long?” she called, and waved toward the backseat of her Honda sedan. “Two dozen pies, as ordered.”

“Bless you,” I said, and meant it.

Art Graham emerged from his store, which stood diagonally across the street, his arms loaded down with the red and white checkered plastic tablecloths the town used for the seven picnic tables scattered around what we lovingly called our park. Actually, the expanse of grass, trees and shrubs wasn’t much bigger than a normal square lot-which is what it was. A corner lot located at the intersection of our two major cross streets. Hey, we’re a small town. We take what we can get.

“Gerda opening her store today?” Art asked as he reached us. “We want to unwind with a movie tonight.”

“Just let her know,” I assured him.

We didn’t bother trying to move the tables. We just spread out the cloths, then stacked the pies down the center of each. Art and Ida Graham would bring over paper plates for the contestants, and knives to cut the pies into chunks. We all agreed forks probably wouldn’t be necessary, but they’d bring a few of those, as well, just in case someone proved fastidious.

Peggy pulled up in her dilapidated old Pontiac, but it wasn’t a box of pies she unloaded from the passenger seat. She dragged out a plastic bag, set it on the ground and produced a bright orange T-shirt from the top. She held it up. In large black letters it proclaimed “Pumpkin Pie Chef.”

“For the bakers,” she called. She stuffed it back into the sack and carried the load over, then handed one to each of us. She already wore hers, over her thick hand-knitted sweater.

Well, why not? I reflected. Might as well get into the spirit of the thing. I dragged on mine-she’d gotten all extra larges, so those of more petite proportions, such as herself, could wear them over sweaters or coats. Art displayed his proudly, beaming. It fit a bit tightly, but he didn’t care. Sue-naturally-looked terrific in hers. I began to feel a little more cheerful. Nothing like group camaraderie to lighten the heart.

“How’s the turkey?” Peggy asked, thereby shattering my mood.

“See for yourself.” I stalked off to her car to collect the pies I could see in the back. I heard her making cooing noises behind me and turned to see her tapping on the window. The turkey glared at her balefully.

“Oh, isn’t she sweet?” Peggy sighed with an incredible lack of insight. “I’ve already come up with a couple of names for the contest.”

“What contest?” demanded Sue, but fortunately I didn’t have to hear the answer, as several more cars pulled up, and people began calling greetings to each other. I left the Name-the-Turkey contest to Peggy.

I had to give the SCOURGEs credit, they showed up. No matter how ridiculous the event perpetrated by their elite squad, the rank and file members turned out in force to support them. I don’t know if that constituted stupidity on a massive scale, or if they’d decided it was easier to humor the lunatic fringe. At any rate, people appeared bearing pies, Peggy handed out shirts, and I began to feel like it might not be a major disaster after all.

Somewhere in all the chaos Gerda had arrived. She seemed to have put herself in charge of covering each newly delivered pie with a napkin-an excellent scheme, since the November rains hadn’t reduced the fly population noticeably. Even the contestants and their supporters began to appear. I couldn’t see a single place left where a car could be parked.

Except for a sheriff’s Jeep. Owen Sarkisian pulled up next to Freya and left his vehicle blocking the street. Privilege of office, I supposed. He got out, stopped by my car to say something cheerful to the resident turkey, then strolled over to join us. “Quite a shindig,” he said to me. “Anyone in town not coming?”

“You’ve heard about mob mentality,” I said.

Peggy beamed at us. “You can always count on Upper River Gulch. Such wonderful support.”

Sarkisian shook his head. “Must have taken a lot of organizing.” His gaze settled on Gerda. “These pies the reason you had to leave Brody alone in your house? For vanilla, wasn’t it?”

I shot him a suspicious glance, but he gave every appearance of it having been an idle question. I thought I knew him well enough by now not to fall for that.

Gerda sighed. “You don’t use vanilla for pumpkin pies. Besides, the fillings were already mixed before they were frozen.” She hesitated, then plunged on. “I’d only meant to be gone for a few minutes, you know, just down to the store.” She pointed across the street to Art and Ida’s mom-and-pop market.

“But?” Sarkisian’s friendly tone invited confidences.

Gerda scowled. “Doris Brody Quinn was in there.”

“Ahhh.” Nothing but sympathy showed on the sheriff’s face. “I noticed yesterday she wasn’t exactly your best friend.”

“She certainly is not.” Gerda glanced at him, then at me, and shrugged. “She was in full swing, with about five people for her audience, quoting her brother as saying the most vile things about my business sense. I got so furious I just stormed out and drove all the way into Meritville and had to stand in the most awful lines. It took forever.”

“It was such a rotten, untruthful thing for Brody to say about her,” Peggy declared, bristling in her indignation. “I could just kill-” She broke off, appalled.

“I know, figure of speech,” Sarkisian said. Peggy eyed him with suspicion, then hurried off as someone called her. He turned back to Gerda. “Look, I’m really sorry about this, but is there any chance you can find some way of proving you were in Meritville? It would make my life so much easier.”

“And mine,” Gerda agreed.

I marveled at Sarkisian’s ability to inform a suspect he wanted proof for her alibi, and make her think she’d be doing him a favor.

He looked around, frowning. “I don’t see that kid.”

“There are plenty here, take your pick,” I told him.

“The one who hangs around Ms. O’Shaughnessy. What’s his name, Tony something?”

“Ah,” I said, enlightened. “Tony Carerras. He’s probably working. He’s a janitor at the Still. Why?” I shot at him, suddenly suspicious.

“Just got used to seeing him tagging around after her.”

He sounded so innocent, the hackles of my suspicions rose. “What-” I began.

A racket, rather like a herd of lunatics let loose with a cartload of noise makers, shattered the midday peace. It took me a moment to realize that was almost exactly the case.

“The entertainment!” Peggy cried, delighted.

I stared at her in horror as the elementary school band and chorus marched up the street, singing and playing-if it could be called that-their hearts out. I cringed, as did every music lover in the crowd. Don’t get me wrong. I think music education should be required for everyone. It broadens appreciation of something other than the current pop culture and it heightens mathematical ability. I just wish the early stages of it didn’t have to be inflicted on me. Every squeak of a reed, every blatted note from a brass, every badly tuned instrument assaulted our ears. And, in the true tradition of small neighborhoods populated by loving parents and aunts and uncles everywhere, our crowd cheered their arrival and proudly pointed out their offspring or junior relatives to each other. Yet in spite of all this parental pride, it occurred to me that our pie eating contest might be unusually short if the entertainment were to continue throughout. I wondered if that would make it worth the ear pain.

“I arranged for them,” Peggy shouted at me.

I forced a smile back. “Thank you,” I said, and meant it. She’d take the blame, not me. Yet in spite of the continuing cacophony of wrong notes and good intentions, people still thronged to the park to take part in the contest. To my delight, Peggy had Sheriff Sarkisian formally declare the event underway. Again, I could escape blame.

We had far too many participants for the number of tables, but we’d known that in advance. We split the contest into groups, with a time limit of thirty minutes each. The Women’s Division went first, and with only forty-seven entries, they all ate at once. Peggy, Gerda, Sue and I ran around making sure each contestant had what they needed, that no one interfered and that fairly accurate totals were kept. Luckily, since that was hard work, it didn’t take the full half-hour. I think most of the women only took part for the sake of taking part, and dropped out after a few delicate bites. Only a handful put in any real effort.

In the end-a mere twenty-one minutes into the contest-a fifteen-year-old girl, tall and lanky and I’d swear not an ounce over a hundred and ten pounds, came up the winner, having consumed six and a half pies. The rest of us hated her on principle. One piece of pie-even a low-carb, non-fat, sugar-free, tasteless variety-and I gain five pounds. With all due ceremony, Sheriff Sarkisian awarded her the T-shirt that read “Pumpkin Pie Eating Queen.”

We divided the men by age, with the over forty-five’s having more contestants than their juniors. We let the “age enhanced,” as Art Graham called his group, eat first, cheered on by the observers and those still waiting their turns, and at the end of the time declared a winner. The stockpile of pies had thinned noticeably, down to a mere hundred and twenty or so. What, I fretted, if we didn’t have enough? If we had to cancel for lack of supplies, would the “youngsters”-also named by Art-demand that we reschedule and do all this again on another day? The horror of that fear left me numb.

The final group took their places on the benches. We set a pie before each of them, the sheriff blew the starting whistle, and we raced to get replacements for the fastest eaters, keeping things-I hoped-running smoothly.

I don’t know who started it, but about ten minutes into the event the laughter started. A minute later a slice of pie went sailing past my head. A whole pie flew back in the opposite direction, then all hell broke loose. Everyone dove for ammunition, and all those pies, which I’d spent two days coercing and cajoling people into baking, which we’d slaved over and lugged around and worried about and brought with tender loving care to their appointed destination, were decorating people’s shirts, the checkered cloths, the ground, even the benches. I ducked for cover under a table as a glob of orange filling hit my shoulder.

I found myself face-to-face with Gerda. “Why did you bother rounding up all those bakers?” she demanded.

“Peggy forgot to put a pie fight on her list,” I shouted back to be heard over the racket.

Gerda snorted. “We’ll know better, next time.”

“Honestly,” I said in disgust, “we could have just brought the tubs over here and let them have at it. Think of all the time and effort we could have saved.”

“Next year-” Gerda began.

“No!” I interrupted before she could get into full swing. “We are not going to start an annual pie throwing contest!”

“But-”

“No!” I repeated.

When the last ammo had been flung, and the embarrassed laughter that follows such an outbreak had begun to die down, Gerda and I emerged. The wreckage lay about us in gooey, orange gobs. I closed my eyes and whimpered.

“All you pie throwers,” came Sarkisian’s shout. He stood in the center of the crowd, his uniform liberally splattered in orange. “You’re the clean-up crew.”

At that moment I think I loved him. At any rate, I could have kissed him if it wouldn’t have meant getting pie filling all over my face. He looked as bad as the rest of them, and I wondered if he’d taken a few pot-or pie-shots, himself.

It always amazed me how fast people vanished whenever there was any real work to be done. In the end, much as suspected, only the most dedicated of the SCOURGEs carried out the mopping up. There was too much mess to rely on the rags we’d brought, so Art ran across to his store and came back with an armload of paper towel rolls. These soon filled the trash bags we’d brought. And then it started to drizzle again. In Upper River Gulch, we don’t let anything as mild as that bother us. We just keep working. It takes a real downpour to drive us inside.

“If it would just rain harder,” Ida Graham declared as she tied off another filled bag, “it might wash the tables.”

“At least it’s making it easier to get this mess off my face,” said Sue. And yes, she even looked good covered in pumpkin custard.

“Where’s Ms. O’Shaughnessy gone to?” Sarkisian picked up another roll of towels but he was studying our few remaining workers.

“Self-defense class,” Gerda told him. “It’s almost five. That’s where most of the women have vanished to.”

Sarkisian’s bushy eyebrows rose. “I hadn’t heard about that. Good idea.” He glanced at me. “You taken it, yet?”

“Years ago, when Peggy first started teaching it,” I assured him.

That stopped the sheriff. He stared at me, grinning. “Ms. O’Shaughnessy is the teacher? This I’ve got to see.”

“Then you can help lug these sacks down to the school trash bins. The class is in the cafeteria.”

We set forth in the drizzle that threatened to increase to a full-blown storm, hauling the remains of the contest with us. Cars already stood in the school parking lot, and more arrived, swerving around our procession, splattering us with mud to go along with the pumpkin. Women of all ages and shapes, garbed in sweat suits or leotards and coats, raced to get inside the lit cafeteria before the rain really let loose. We tossed the bags into the bin, then Sarkisian strolled after the women. I joined him.

“How many years has she been teaching this?” he asked as he propped a shoulder against the doorjamb.

I looked into the brightly lit interior. “About seven. She’s really good at it.”

Sarkisian nodded. The women finished stretching and paired off, apparently reviewing break-away techniques covered in the previous class. I was impressed. Peggy had added quite a few things since I’d been one of her first pupils. I should probably take it again.

One of the women moved with incredible grace. She wore a knockout leotard outfit in lavender and blues, and threw off her attacker with ease. She shifted her position, taking her turn to do the grabbing, and I realized it was Cindy Brody.

“A woman who can do that,” murmured Sarkisian, watching Cindy’s tenacious hold, “would be quite an adversary. Well up to dealing with someone much larger and stronger.”

“Especially if he weren’t expecting it?” I asked.

The sheriff glanced at me. “Just musing,” he said.

I nodded. We watched as they segued into judo moves, which impressed me considerably.

“I should get her to teach classes to our department,” Sarkisian said. “She really is-“ He broke off as Peggy clapped her hands, and her class, amazingly obedient, stood to attention.

“Let’s review using whatever you can find as a weapon,” she called. Beside her on a table lay a motley assortment of everyday objects, from a running shoe to a pair of glasses. She demonstrated possible uses of each on a volunteer attacker. She set down a purse, which she’d used in a highly unorthodox manner, and her hand hovered over the next item, a letter opener. She shoved it beneath the purse and went on to a key ring.

A sigh escaped the sheriff, and he straightened. He didn’t say a thing, but I could almost hear his thoughts. Peggy was good with weapons and obviously an old hand at seizing opportunity. If she’d walked in, seen Brody sitting there, noticed Gerda’s letter opener… She could have killed him before she’d even thought through the consequences.

The sheriff strode down the covered walkway, and I hurried after him, trying to think of something to say to divert him. “She doesn’t have a motive!” I blurted out at last.

“You mean you don’t know of any,” Sarkisian corrected me. “And I’m not accusing her. There’s just something I’d like to settle for sure so her little display of expertise doesn’t keep haunting me.”

That sounded reasonable. The damned man made most things he did sound reasonable. If you could prove someone innocent to your own satisfaction, then you didn’t waste time and effort wondering about them.

He stopped at the end of the building, still beneath the roof’s protective overhang, and pulled his phone from his belt. A call to the office got him the number he wanted, and a moment later I heard the ringing. Peggy’s son Bill answered, and Sarkisian identified himself. “This’ll just take a second.” He sounded friendly. “Your mother finally confessed she wasn’t really with you at the time Brody was being murdered. If you’ll just confirm that for me?”

Even I could hear the heavy sigh. “Thank God for that. I hated her lying about it, and I hated knowing I’d have to back her up on it. But if she’s told you the truth, that means you don’t suspect her anymore. That’s great.”

They hung up, all joviality, and I felt like a rat.

Chapter Thirteen

“So she lied,” Sarkisian said, mostly to himself. He turned and looked over his shoulder, back toward the cafeteria.

“All that means is that you scared her, and she didn’t have a real alibi,” I said.

“I scared her?” Sarkisian regarded me with a frown.

“You know what I mean,” I told him. “Lots of perfectly innocent people get frightened by authority figures, especially police and sheriffs. It doesn’t mean they’re guilty.”

“I know, just the way they were brought up.” He gave me a smile he probably hoped was reassuring. “I got my degree in psychology, so I know enough to know I don’t know a hell of a lot. So let’s look at this as an intellectual exercise. What possible motive-hypothetical motive-could Ms. O’Shaughnessy have for killing Brody?”

I wasn’t going to let him trick me into saying anything, the way he had Bill O’Shaughnessy. I eyed him with distrust. “Can’t think of a thing.”

He regarded me with disapproval. “You’re too intelligent for that. She’s the bookkeeper for Brandywine Distillery, and Brody was their accountant. That meant he oversaw her work. What if she wasn’t doing a good job?”

“She is good,” I said at once. “I’ve looked over some of her work when she asked me to.”

He raised his eyebrows in an unspoken question.

“I’m a C.P.A.,” I admitted, in the tone of voice one might use to confess to some heinous crime, like being a politician.

“Ah. So her work is good. Good enough to hide a few little alterations?”

“What are you implying?”

“Nothing. This is hypothetical. What-hypothetically-if she were embezzling? Brody might have caught some discrepancy. That wouldn’t have been just a firing offence. It would have meant serious jail time.”

I glared at him. “She’s not the one renovating her property.”

“A retirement nest egg?” he suggested.

“She wouldn’t,” I snapped, but with more certainty than I could feel. The fear of not having sufficient funds for retirement haunted most people. Every once in a while the news carried a story about some poor old soul whose savings hadn’t gone far enough, reducing them to homelessness and starvation. Not to mention the nightmare of long-term healthcare. I didn’t know how well Peggy had prepared, and she had reached the age when the worry could easily become paranoia.

“Let’s rule it out,” Sarkisian decided. “I’ll get a warrant for the Still’s books, then the matter will be settled and I can forget about it.”

“Other people have motives, too,” I reminded him. “Look at Brody’s wife, and all she stands to gain by his death-or lose in a divorce! Or Adam Fairfield’s jealousy over Brody dating his ex-wife. Or Simon Lowell, and whatever Brody was about to reveal about him. Or Dave Hatter-” I broke off. He acted suspicious, but I’d yet to uncover a motive for him.

“Or your aunt?” Sarkisian suggested with a touch of sweet innocence. “He cheated her badly, and she was going to lay a trap for him.”

I clamped my mouth shut.

He grinned. Apparently that was exactly what he’d been hoping for. “Let’s rule out any funny business with the Still’s books, all right?”

I sighed and nodded, not that I had any say in the matter.

I turned back to the cafeteria. Let him do what he would. I had other worries to attend to. I didn’t want to spend the whole evening on the phone, and this was a golden opportunity to catch a lot of people before they could escape. We’d managed to survive the pie-eating contest, but we still had the park clean-up and decorating lurking for us tomorrow. Pumpkin pie filling might no longer smear across the tables and benches, but the hedges needed trimming, branches needed pruning before they fell in a winter storm, the trash can holders needed repair, and a dozen other chores awaited us before we could start hanging the colored lights and waterproof banners.

Sarkisian followed me, apparently wanting to see who else might be adept at wielding a letter opener. To my surprise, everyone seemed to be finishing up inside. A short class because of the holiday, probably. We watched while Peggy reminded them once again of the major points they had covered, then all the participants headed for their coats and purses.

I stepped inside the door. “Hey, everyone,” I shouted. A few stopped talking. Most ignored me.

“Attention, please!” called Peggy, and got instant results. “Annike has an announcement.” As one, the room’s occupants turned to stare at me.

I straightened, aware I looked a mess. Nothing like people staring at you to make you realize you hadn’t seen a comb in hours and that your clothes were still covered in pumpkin custard. “Tomorrow is the annual park clean-up,” I began, starting with something easy and obvious.

“What if it rains?” called someone.

“It’s supposed to pour,” added another.

“Got to be prepared in case it doesn’t,” I said. “We need trash bags, rakes, and some refreshments…”

“Pumpkin pie do?” called someone, and got a round of laughs. After that, no one paid any more attention to me.

“Good try,” Sarkisian said, shaking his head.

I grimaced. “With my luck, it’ll be bright sunshine, and not a single person will show up. I…”

But Sarkisian was no longer listening to me. Why should he be any different? I followed the direction of his gaze and saw that Cindy Brody had donned a wrap-around skirt, boots, and a sweater coat I lusted for.

She strolled toward us, smiling at Sarkisian. “Good evening, Sheriff,” she said. “I see Annike made you help with the pie contest.”

“A civic honor,” he assured her.

“I’d blow a raspberry if I knew how,” I muttered.

His mouth compressed, forcing back a grin. The next moment he was all business again. “We got the lab report back on the mud from your tires,” he said, still all charm and friendliness. “It matches the mulching around Gerda Lundquist’s drive.”

Cindy’s mouth dropped open. “But… Mulching is mulching. You buy it in bags. I mean, there must be hundreds or even thousands of yards around Meritville and Upper River Gulch with the same stuff.”

“You were at Ms. Lundquist’s on Tuesday night.”

“I wasn’t! Why would I go there? I was getting ready for my guests.”

“No signs of cooking in your kitchen, a streak of dried mud on your shoes, your car engine was warm, and that mud on the tires. Enough to justify the testing.”

Cindy looked to me for help.

“It’s okay, Cindy,” I assured her. “He’s trying to eliminate suspects. Just tell him why you went to Aunt Gerda’s so he doesn’t have to waste time worrying about you.”

A shaky sigh escaped her. “God, I’m actually glad to be able to tell someone. I hated lying, but the widow is always the chief suspect, and I couldn’t have borne that. I mean, how did I know you wouldn’t be like those horrible policemen in stories, always shouting and never listening?” She actually fluttered her eyelashes at him.

“So why did you go?” He managed to sound purely sympathetic.

“I was going to give Gerda a few notes I’d found about the weekend activities, but no one was home. I could see the light from her study, so I went around to check if she’d locked the glass doors there, or if I could just leave the stuff on her desk. Only when I got there-” She broke off, looking ill.

“What happened?” Sarkisian prompted.

“The desk light was on, and I saw my husband in the chair. And there was so much blood…”

“About when was that?”

“I don’t know.”

“Think,” the sheriff suggested. “Were you listening to your car radio on the way over?” She nodded. “Any news or traffic reports?”

“News,” she said after a long minute. “It started just before I reached the intersection, so I switched stations.”

“And which one were you listening to before?” he asked. She named it, and he nodded.

“They do the news three minutes past the hour and half-hour, to match their call number,” I said.

He nodded again. “Five-thirty, six, or six-thirty?”

She considered. “Five-thirty, I guess.”

“So, giving you time to drive up to Ms. Lundquist’s, knock on the door, go around the deck to the study… About five-forty,” he decided. He looked at me, eyebrows raised.

“About twenty minutes, maybe half an hour, before I got there,” I said. “We wouldn’t have passed each other.”

He nodded. “Thank you, Ms. Brody. That helps a great deal.”

She smiled, but worry still lingered in her eyes. “You believe me?”

His eyebrows gave a humorous quirk. “No reason not to.”

This time, her smile looked genuine. She started off.

“Cindy!” I called, remembering another problem that I had shoved to the back of my mind. “I can’t find the sign-up list for the pot-luck dinner.”

She looked back. “Oh, there isn’t one. I just told everyone to bring whatever they felt like!” She waved and hurried toward the parking lot.

“Just bring…” I felt sick.

“Sure. Good plan.” I could hear the grin in Sarkisian’s voice. “You can bring a turkey.”

I turned on him, searching for words, but the arrested expression on his face gave me pause. “What is it?” I asked.

“Is that Lucy Fairfield?” He nodded toward another woman who had just climbed out of a car parked along the street.

It was indeed Adam’s ex-wife, her dark shoulder-length hair all becoming curls, minimal makeup, and looking as gentle and pretty as always, even wrapped in an old raincoat. She hurried toward the cafeteria. “How’d you recognize her?” I demanded.

“Don’t you look at pictures in people’s houses?” he countered.

I stared at him, impressed. Maybe this sheriff wouldn’t turn out so badly after all. Or maybe he would. This investigation was far from over.

He strode forward to intercept Lucy. “Ms. Fairfield?” He introduced himself. “Can I have a word with you?”

“Of course.” She looked past him, to me. “Hi, Annike. Have you seen Nancy? We were supposed to meet here.”

“I didn’t see her inside.”

Lucy glanced toward the cafeteria. “I should hope not. She’s not up to one of Peggy’s classes, yet.”

“Why here?” asked Sarkisian.

She rolled her eyes. “You haven’t met my ex-husband, yet, I take it? This is easier than going to the house or even trying to call. Just because I want to avoid him doesn’t mean I want to avoid my daughter.”

“I’ve met Mr. Fairfield,” Sarkisian said. “He’s been somewhat upset about your dating Clifford Brody.”

She flushed. “I know. I only did it because… Well, I wanted to go out to dinner rather than stay home and cook it all the time. I wanted to go to a concert or a theater, and have someone to go with. All Adam ever does is work or watch television. I wanted to have some fun. And Cliff asked me out, and I knew it was Cindy who’d kicked him out and filed for divorce, so it wasn’t as if I was contributing to breaking up their marriage.”

“But your husband blamed Brody for your not going back to him?”

“For awhile, I’m afraid so. He couldn’t believe that nothing would drag me back there. But I did tell him when I stopped seeing Brody a few weeks ago.”

“When…” Sarkisian stared at her. “You stopped seeing Brody and Mr. Fairfield knew?”

“Of course. I thought it would make life easier for Nancy if I told him. I just didn’t mention I was seeing someone else. There she is,” she added as a small silver older model Toyota pulled up behind her own car.

Nancy climbed out and waved, then hurried over to give her mother a warm hug. “I miss you,” Nancy whispered.

“It’ll be all right, soon,” Lucy told her daughter. “I’m getting a raise and I’ll be able to move out of that wretched room and into an apartment of my own. Then you can come stay with me until you go back to school.”

“But Dad…”

“Your being there hasn’t stopped him from drinking. Maybe your absence will make him wake up and realize he has to grow up and take care of himself.”

Nancy nodded, though she didn’t look convinced. “I told him I was coming out to get a video.” She glanced at me. “Do you think Gerda will open the store for me?”

“Ask her. She’s just inside, talking to Peggy.”

Lucy and Nancy started for the cafeteria. I hung back with Sarkisian. “There goes Adam’s jealousy motive for killing Brody,” I said.

He nodded. “If only we could eliminate other people as easily. Well, back to work, I guess.”

“Have fun.” I waited where I stood while my Aunt Gerda emerged, accompanied by Lucy and Nancy. As a group we strolled down the street, past the few darkened shops and offices.

There stood Brody’s. I couldn’t help but wonder what would happen to it, now. And to all the records inside, all the clients who would be left in the lurch. And here was me, recently without a job. I could take over, it would be so easy to step into an already established business. Compared to the work I’d been doing at Hastings, Millard and Perkins, Inc., doing local accounts and taxes would be easy. The word ”boring” hovered in my mind, only to be dismissed. By the end of this weekend, I’d be so SCOURGEd out, I’d be grateful for a good dose of boring.

But then, on the realistic side, I couldn’t see Doris Quinn, or even Cindy, endorsing me. Unless I paid them a hefty fee to do so. Whichever of them inherited the business would try to sell it intact and at a fee that would leave me so deeply in debt I’d never dig myself out.

The relief that accompanied that thought surprised me. I didn’t really want to be an accountant anymore. But that was probably just the bad taste left in my mouth from my last job. More likely, I just didn’t want anything to do with Brody’s business. Whoever took over his work would probably discover he’d been a considerable crook.

We passed Aunt Gerda’s old café on the other side of the street and reached her new business, only one store away from the corner. She unlocked the door, let us in, switched off the burglar alarm, then flicked on the lights.

The place always amazed me. Shelves of books lined one wall, sticking endwise into the room to allow for the maximum amount of storage. She stocked everything from old hardbound classics to paperback mysteries, romances and science fiction, anything that the residents of our small town might enjoy to help unwind from their high-tech jobs. She’d told me she had an amazingly high turnover rate, with books rarely staying on the shelves for more than a month.

Along the other side of the room stood heavy display cases holding collectible figurines and plates and a few pieces of silver. She made it a point never to stock anything truly valuable, to avoid the insurance costs and the danger of break-ins. Since I’d been in last, she’d added a display of skeins of handspun yarn, some of her weavings, and a rack with movable arms that displayed about twenty quilts.

The back wall held the movies. You could look through the catalogues she’d created that displayed the covers by category, stick on a “rented” tag, then tell her what you’d selected. Then she’d find it in the filing cabinet drawers where she kept them all stored. A fairly efficient system, all in all.

While Nancy and Lucy browsed through action/adventure, arguing the merits of Roger Moore versus Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan as James Bond, the door opened and a couple of other women came in. One went to the books, and another to the catalogue labeled “Comedies”. More people, apparently attracted by the lights, began to drop in. Nancy settled on a Roger Moore, Lucy chose a Pierce Brosnan, and three of the others argued the humor-and vulgarities-of some of the recently released comedies. Gerda beamed at them all. Probably deciding how much turkey chow she could buy at the local feed store from this night’s profits.

Peggy stuck her head around the door. “So when did you decide to start opening nights?”

“I’ve obviously been overlooking a huge window of opportunity,” Gerda agreed. “But what I really need is for someone to invent a vending machine where the customer just runs their card through, and out would pop the video of their choice, with all their information saved for my records.”

“Excuse me?” Barbara Hatter appeared in the doorway, and Peggy moved aside to let her in. She looked every bit as mousy as she had at the breakfast, with those large, sad brown eyes that tore at my heart. “Oh, I didn’t know you were so crowded.” She started to back out.

“Barbara!” Lucy Fairfield cried. “You look like you’ve gone through the wringer since I saw you last. What’s wrong?”

So much sympathy, so much warmth, accompanied those words, that tears sprang to the mousy little woman’s eyes. “Oh, Lucy, I’ve missed you!” she cried, and embraced the other woman. Lucy had that effect on people. “I-I just came in to see if I could rent something soothing for tonight. Dave’s working, and the house gets so lonely.”

Soothing, not companionable, she’d said. I couldn’t help but think of Dave’s distress.

“Come over here, sit down and tell me all about it.” Lucy wrapped an arm about her shoulders and led her to the tiny table with its two chairs where Aunt Gerda ate her lunch and served tea to friends. “Now,” Lucy went on as she pressed Barbara Hatter into one of the seats. “I hear Dave’s been upset over something. Anything I can do to help?”

“No.” The tears slipped down Barbara’s cheeks. “There’s nothing anyone can do. That horrible man-” She broke off.

“Surely not Dave!” Lucy exclaimed, but softly, so as not to attract the attention of the other customers.

Gerda inched closer, and so did Peggy and I. None of us are gossips-at least, not the unkind variety. We honestly cared. If someone were in trouble, the SCOURGEs put their heads together and came up with some way to make life a little better. Except in my case, I remembered, reflecting on the weekend they’d let me in for.

“No.” Barbara dragged out an already damp-looking handkerchief and applied it to her eyes and nose. “That Brody.” She spoke the name with loathing.

“I know,” Lucy agreed as if she hadn’t been dating the man. Or maybe because she had. “What happened?”

“Dave…” Barbara swallowed, then forged ahead. “Dave invested all our savings in some scheme Brody hatched. We lost everything. Everything! All our savings, our retirement money, our emergency fund. All gone. And then-” She broke off.

“What happened, then?” Lucy’s voice was so gentle, so soothing, it could caress a confession out of a hardened criminal.

“We heard Brody came out of it unscathed. He didn’t loose a dime of his own! Not one single, solitary penny, that cockroach!” And for Barbara, that was pretty harsh language.

“When did you hear that?” I asked gently. “On Tuesday?”

Barbara stared at me for a moment, then nodded. “Honestly, Annike, I’ve been sick about it. I thought Dave…” She shook her head. “He just exploded, then all that anger just melted away, and he was so depressed! I was afraid-” Her voice dropped to a whisper. “I was afraid he was going to hurt himself.”

Kill himself, she meant. I knelt in front of her, taking her hands. “What happened?”

She sniffed. “It-it was a couple of hours before he had to go to work when he got that call. From-from a friend in Meritville who also lost money in the scheme, though not as much as we did. Dave exploded, then-then he just walked out of the house and got into the truck and drove off, and I didn’t know where he was going or what he was going to do. It was only about four o’clock. So I called the Still, and Carrie-she’s the new receptionist,” she added for my benefit, “-she promised to keep an eye out for Dave, then I just waited…”

Waited for the sheriff, or a deputy, or the highway patrol to bring her word of an “accident,” I guessed. God, that must have been an awful evening for her.

“Then Carrie called at last. Dave was a little late, but he hadn’t been drinking or anything-he never does, but I was afraid… But he was all right except for being depressed. Then he heard Brody had been killed, only it didn’t cheer him up, like I thought it would. If anything, he only got more depressed.”

I heard a slow intake of breath behind me and didn’t have to look to know the sheriff had joined us. I rose, but he touched my arm, shook his head, and strolled out the door. I followed.

“So, what are you going to do about the dinner sign-ups?” he asked.

I opened my mouth, then shut it again. Apparently he didn’t want to discuss that unsettling bit of information about Dave Hatter, who now apparently had both the motive and the time to kill Brody. I followed Sarkisian’s lead. “Get on the phone, I suppose. It would have been better to have a sign hung on the bulletin board at the post office where everyone goes almost every day.”

“But not over a holiday weekend,” he pointed out, quite unnecessarily. “You look like the best thing you could do would be to go home and get some sleep.”

“I’ve got work to do, first. I’ll sign you up for a casserole, shall I?”

“Do you want half the town down with food poisoning? I’ll bring cans of olives or cranberry sauce.”

I actually smiled. “I’ll hold you to that. And while I’m waiting for my aunt,” I added, the light of battle filling me once more, “I’ll sign up everyone in her store.”

He nodded. “That ought to clear them out fast. Goodnight.” He waved and headed across the street toward the corner where he had left his Jeep.

Next to, I remembered with a sinking sensation, my own car with its resident turkey.

Tonight, before I went to bed, I swore that damned bird would be roosting-or for preference roasting-elsewhere.

Chapter Fourteen

That damned bird stayed right where it wanted to stay. I gave up trying to move it after receiving a few flesh wounds and left it where it sat, a smug expression on its beak, for the night. I admit it. I was just too tired for the fight. Beaten by a bird. Vilhelm, if he knew, would never let me hear the end of it.

It didn’t seem possible, but when I got upstairs and glanced at the chiming clock on the mantel, it claimed it was still a few minutes shy of seven p.m. I would have guessed midnight, at the least. I checked on my poor parakeet and gave him a new seed treat, which renewed his evening cheep session. I sat on the edge of my bed watching him attack his mirror and tell it, among other things, that it was a dirty bird and needed a bath. I’d have to let him out of his cage for a good flap around the room first thing in the morning. At the moment, though, he seemed to be enjoying himself, so I let myself out into the hall, caught two cats trying to let themselves in to visit him, and closed the door. Still armed with Dagmar and Furface, his teeth settled companionably in my wrist, I headed for the kitchen phone.

Peggy, showing amazing insight, either had not returned home yet or was avoiding all calls. She probably had one of those ID things on her phone that let you know either the name or number of the person trying to reach you. I wondered how many of those menaces lurked in Upper River Gulch, and if Gerda’s ID would be a warning not to touch the phone and to unplug the answering machine. I suspected I was getting a lot of that, lately.

But my second call reached Ida Graham. “What a hoot!” she exclaimed as soon as I’d said hello. “Who’d have thought a good old fashioned pie fight could be such fun! Haven’t enjoyed myself so much in years.” And she’d even stuck around to help clean up the mess. I was impressed. But then, she’s on the SCOURGE elite squad. That has to explain a lot. “So, watcha need?” she went on.

“A phone tree.” I told her about Cindy’s idea of organizing a potluck. “I foresee no main dishes, only a hundred deserts. And with my luck, they’d all be pumpkin pies.”

“Ouch.” Silence stretched while she apparently considered the horrors in store for Sunday evening. “Right. I’ll get calling. We’ve already got a tree set up. We’ll assign things. That’s safer than giving people a choice. And we can sign others up at the park clean-up, remember?”

“Oh, I remember.” I wasn’t likely to forget the clean-up-if it happened, which seemed a bit iffy because of the weather. How did the town get the decorations hung for the assortment of winter holidays if the clean-up event wasn’t held? I wondered if it had ever happened before, or if I’d go down in town history as the first to create this disaster. “At least we’ve got bait to entice the work crew,” I added.

“I don’t come out for minnows or flies,” Ida informed me.

“How about a couple bottles of experimental cranberry orange liqueur?”

“You mean you’ve actually gotten them out of old Cartwright? I am impressed.”

I hesitated. “When you’re making those calls, why don’t you ask for cookies and punch and coffee, as well.” I hung up quickly, grinning at Ida’s groan.

That one call made me feel a lot better. I had no doubts about her efficiency. I turned to tomorrow’s page in Peggy’s book of lists and checked my progress. I’d asked for rakes and trash bags, but I’d forgotten about pruning shears, not to mention hammers and nails for fence repairs. I made a mental review of Gerda’s tool shed, but knowing the toughness and determination of the shrubs around the park, we’d need gas-powered chain saws, not the hand-operated pruners my aunt felt safer using. My best bet would be to find a handyman.

“You off the phone?” Gerda called from the living room. She sat on the bench of her loom but plied the pair of carders on the teased hanks of turquoise wool, blending three different shades into a beautiful mix. She pulled off the first bat and rolled it deftly in her hands into a log-shaped rolag. Clumsy and Mischief curled about her feet, while Furface watched from the privileged vantage point of Gerda’s recliner.

“Want some tea?” I asked.

She considered, then nodded. “I’m too tired for dinner.”

“Well, you’re going to get some, anyway. Omelet okay?” Without waiting for an answer, I pulled the carton of egg substitute from the refrigerator and set to work chopping mushrooms, onions, garlic and herbs. We still had the cinnamon oatmeal bread from breakfast, so I made thick slices, buttered them and shoved them into the oven to broil.

The aromas made me realize how hungry I was. I hadn’t had so much as a single bite of pie that day. Which seemed odd, considering I’d had a couple of facefulls.

Gerda followed her nose and appeared in the kitchen door. Absently she began to pull out plates and silverware. “Poor Dave Hatter. And poor Barbara. How awful it would be for her if Dave killed Brody. And the worst of it is, I don’t think anyone would blame him if he had.”

“Sarkisian would. And so would a jury. None of them lost their life savings because of that jerk.”

“No,” agreed Gerda. “It all seems so unjust. The only bright side is that I don’t think I’m chief suspect anymore.”

I served our meal, ate mine too fast, at least according to Gerda, delivered my plate to the sink, and reached for my coat.

“Where are you going?” she demanded as I started for the door.

“Just down to Simon’s. He’s my best bet for heavy-duty tools.”

“Can’t you phone him?”

“Don’t ever mention the word ‘phone’ to me again.”

Gerda nodded her understanding. Right now, those hideous instruments loomed over me like ten-ton boulders. I couldn’t imagine what had made me even consider getting a cellular one the other day. They were electronic leashes. You couldn’t escape people.

But I had another reason for getting out of the house right now. Gerda wanted to talk about the murder and the suspects, and I didn’t. I wanted a peaceful drive in my car, all alone. And, I realized as I entered the garage, I had a real chance of it. The turkey was actually out of Freya, getting a drink! If I could get the top up in time…

I couldn’t. It saw me coming and with a mad flapping of wings launched itself into the backseat again. It glared at me as I resignedly raised the top and climbed into the driver’s seat, then nestled down to sleep as the engine roared into life.

A steady drip beat a tattoo on my canvas roof as I pulled out of the garage, and by the time I’d backed around and headed down the drive toward the gate, the rain came down in torrents. That just might make my errand pointless, a silver lining to those charcoal clouds if I’d ever seen one. No one could blame me if the rain stopped us from tending to the park. Everyone would just have to do it some other weekend-preferably when I was out of town.

I turned down the lane toward Simon Lowell’s, then had to slow to a crawl. The rain came down so hard I couldn’t see, in spite of my wipers beating away at top speed. Even the turkey made a few discontented noises. If it gave that damned bird a distaste for my car, this could prove a winning downpour all around.

Except for the dinner. I braked-but gently, since I didn’t want to go into a skid. If this rain kept up-and I knew from long experience that it could-we’d need some huge pavilion tents for the dinner. We’d used them in the past, but not for at least eight years. With a sinking sensation in my stomach, I knew, as a certainty, Cindy wouldn’t have bothered reserving any to be on the safe side. Cindy hadn’t bothered doing anything-except getting the wrong kind of bird for the raffle.

There must be some way to get tents, even at this late date. Maybe Simon would have some ideas. After all, he was, at least nominally, a real estate agent.

I turned onto his drive and bumped and sloshed my way through the deep mud-filled ruts. No glow showed through the trees, and my heart sank. I might have come out-and put poor Freya through this obstacle course-for nothing. But then maybe he didn’t illuminate his yard every night. Maybe that had been for Adam Fairfield’s and Sheriff Sarkisian’s sakes.

I rounded the last bend and with relief saw lights in his cabin windows, bright through the cracks in his curtains. Pale gray smoke gushed from his chimney as if he had just lit a blaze. I pulled up as close to his door as I could manage, regretted not having an umbrella, then scrambled out and dashed for the shelter of his meager front porch.

I hammered on the door as hard as I could. He must have heard my car approach-Freya’s hard to miss. Still, it was a full minute before I heard his footsteps crossing the single room. He peered out, and I, unmannerly in the extreme, pushed my way inside. “Sorry. It’s horrible out there.”

He had perforce stepped back to allow my rude entry, and he eyed me with considerable surprise. “What’s up?”

“I need advice. And possibly a favor.”

The glass door of the wood burning stove stood open, and a pile of small sticks and medium-sized branches lay on the stones beside it. I started toward the fire, holding out my hands. It actually wasn’t that cold, but I’d take any hope of getting a bit drier.

Simon shot after me, placing himself in an awkward position between me and the fire. Very awkward, I realized. Two letters, separated from their envelopes, lay on the floor, not completely hidden by his muddy boots.

“Burning letters?” I asked, then realized that could have been a very dumb thing to say. There had been a murder, after all. If Simon had killed Brody, and I saw him disposing of evidence…

His shoulders slumped. “God, I should have known I’d get caught.”

That didn’t sound too threatening, but I wasn’t taking any chances. I took a casual step backward.

He ran both hands through his dark hair, loosening it from the ponytail that hung down his back. “Look, you’re not going to believe me, but honestly, I only received these when I got home half an hour ago.”

Emboldened, I leaned forward to take a closer look. “That’s Clifford Brody’s return address,” I pointed out.

He grimaced. “Yeah. Damn, I’d make a rotten plotter, wouldn’t I? First time I try something stealthy, I get caught.” He flung himself down in the room’s only chair, then sprang up again and gestured me toward it. He crossed his ankles and sank with surprising grace onto the cabin’s cement floor.

“You’re burning letters from Brody?” I remained standing for a moment, but his posture seemed more resigned than threatening, so I settled onto the cushions.

“No point in denying it, since you caught me. It was only some stupid personal matter between us. But I suppose I can’t expect you to keep this from the sheriff, not when your aunt is also a suspect.” He reached over, picked up the sheets, refolded them, and stuffed them back into their envelopes.

He could have tossed them into the blaze-in fact, I expected him to. Then it would have been his word against mine, and even if the sheriff believed me-a possibility of which I could by no means be certain-without evidence it would never stand up in court. As Simon had just pointed out, my aunt was also a suspect. Instead, he rose and carried them to his desk where he pulled out a manila envelope. He dropped in the letters, sealed it, scrawled something across the front, then handed it to me.

“You might as well give them to the sheriff. He’ll be delighted, I’m sure.” He’d written “To Sarkisian, with love, Lowell”.

“But…” I began.

He shrugged. “No harm in your knowing, I suppose. Brody was trying to blackmail me into helping him buy up prime real estate at a cheap price, and without any agent commissions being paid, in exchange for not divulging a secret about me. But if you don’t mind, I think I’ll keep that secret-er-secret.”

“Go right ahead.” Blackmail? Since he’d told me so much, yet sealed up the letters, I wondered if they contained that secret. Probably. I felt the temptation to steam open the envelope but knew I wouldn’t. I wouldn’t want anyone prying into my secrets-not that I’d managed to collect any worth blackmailing me for. Obviously other people led more interesting lives than I did.

He threw the handful of branches onto the fire and closed its door, then adjusted the air flow before turning back to me. “So,” he declared with that forced brightness people adopt to cover an embarrassing pause, “you said you needed advice? Want to buy some property?”

“On a night like this? No, I need to know where I can get those big pavilion tents for the park dinner.”

“Ouch. On a Friday night, Thanksgiving weekend.”

“That about sums it up.”

“Ouch,” he repeated. He was silent for a long minute, then shook his head. “I know the party supply place in Meritville can get hold of them, but I think it takes a week or so to get them shipped. And even if it didn’t, they’d be closed now, with no way to reach anyone.” He fell silent again, then at last shook his head. “Sorry.”

I shrugged. “That’s what I was afraid of. Emergency backup arrangements should have been made weeks ago.”

“Cindy Brody,” Simon said, and we nodded in unison. “Well, I’d offer to let you use my place…” He gestured around the decidedly unspacious cabin.

“Thanks all the same. Well, maybe it’ll clear up.” I paused, and the pelting of the rain on the roof made its point. “Oh, well.”

“Oh, well, is right. Anything else I can do for you? What brought you out? You could have just called about the tents.”

I explained about needing to get away from phones, then told him about the need for a chain saw.

“I’ll bring tools if you’ll bring a break in the weather,” he offered.

That seemed to sum it up. Thanking him, and armed with his envelope, I left. I didn’t really want to go home, yet. And there was still one matter I hadn’t taken care of. If, on the slim chance I really did bring a break in the rain, we had to hang the Christmas and Hanukkah and Kwanzaa decorations. And, unlike the frozen pumpkin, I knew where the town stored them. At the Still. And since both Adam Fairfield and Dave Hatter would be on duty at the moment, I might as well head over there, remind them about the promised bottles of liqueur, and see if I could pick anything up now. Maybe I could leave the turkey in exchange.

Pine and redwood needles littered the road to the distillery. I inched along the hazardous curves, the river roaring in its gulch not that far below. It must be rising steadily with all the rain. With a sigh of relief, I spotted the glow from the parking lot lights and rounded the last curve with more confidence.

Several cars stood in the lot, including Sheriff Sarkisian’s Jeep. That surprised me. What I didn’t see was Adam’s pickup. I continued along the road and turned down the hill that led to the lower level with the shipping and receiving dock. After all, I hoped to receive a trunk-load of decorations. But the odds of being able to ship out a turkey seemed pretty slim. Maybe the Still would like to adopt it as a mascot. I could but try.

And there was Adam’s pickup, parked next to the loading dock. I pulled in beside him, glared at my unwelcome passenger and climbed out into the downpour. I ran up the cement ramp toward shelter and in a few moments rang the bell.

Several minutes passed before Dave Hatter appeared. “What are you doing here?” he demanded with less than enthusiasm.

“Came for the holiday decorations. We need them for the park tomorrow, remember?”

“Rain’s not going to let up.” But he stepped aside and let me in.

“That’s the ticket,” I said cheerfully. “Think positive but prepare for the worst. What’s going on around here?”

“A full-scale police investigation.” He sounded glum.

“Has something happened?” I looked around, fearing to see some vandalism, some damage. My gaze met only the clean emptiness where trucks pulled into the dock. Tony Carerras’ motorcycle parked near the massive roll-down doors, and a few crates stood at one end, neatly sealed with the distillery’s name and logo stamped on the cardboard, but that was about it.

“The sheriff’s looking at the books.”

So, he hadn’t wasted a minute getting that warrant.

“Might as well come on up,” he added. “He’ll want to know you’re here.”

“I’ll bet,” I murmured, but followed Dave through the door that led to the storage area.

Tony was there, sweeping. He stared at me but made no response to my wave, merely turning back to his work. Then we passed through to the production floor, where a middle-aged woman wandered around in a white lab coat checking instruments and making notes on a clipboard.

“The current experimental batches,” Dave explained as we mounted the iron grate stairs to the office level, with their glass windows looking down on the rows of copper stills and the single bathtub-sized vat.

I nodded, looking straight ahead, anywhere but down.

The accounting office was one of the few that didn’t overlook the production floor. It held two desks, a wall of filing cabinets, another of shelves partly filled with binders of completed financial records, a table piled with purchase orders, inventory printouts, memos, and every other bit of paper Peggy had yet to process, and four people. Adam Fairfield and Sarkisian stood to one side, watching the plump, fiercely concentrating Roberta Dominguez at work with her official cameras. Her accomplice, a man of medium build, black hair and a handlebar mustache he obviously spent hours tending, dusted for fingerprints.

The sheriff turned as we entered and snorted. “I should’ve known you’d turn up.”

“She came for the holiday decorations,” Dave explained. “I thought you ought to know she was here.”

Sarkisian nodded, his gaze lingering on me. Abruptly he turned back to the two technicians. “Almost done?”

“Just this last one,” said the photographer.

Sarkisian waited, Roberta Dominguez finished, and she and the other man packed up their equipment. “All yours,” she said as they loaded themselves down with their cases of gear. “We’ll take people’s prints downstairs,” she added as they left. At the sheriff’s signal, Adam and Dave followed them.

I eyed the mess that remained. “Did they fingerprint everything?”

Sarkisian nodded. “So now it’s safe to touch.”

“Well, have fun.” I turned toward the door.

“Where are you going?” he demanded.

“Decorations?”

He looked at his shoes, then up at me. “I don’t know anything about bookkeeping.”

I nodded in a sympathetic manner, a touch of unholy glee starting deep within me. “That’ll make it a lot harder for you.”

He glared at me. “You’re going to make me beg, aren’t you?”

I grinned, savoring the moment. “Only ask. But I wish I could have witnesses.”

“For?” He sounded suspicious, and well he should.

“For the next time you ask the world in general if anyone heard you asking me to help with the investigation.”

He grinned. “All right, you win. Please, An…Ms. McKinley, will you help with the investigation?”

My own grin of triumph faded as I turned to regard the pile of ledgers and printouts that sprawled in untidy heaps across the desks and table. I’d had a really long day, what with fighting with pies, before, during and after the event. I was going to have another long day tomorrow. I sighed. “Let me call Gerda to tell her I’ll be a little later than planned.”

I was going to be a whole lot later. We had no idea where, if, or how any discrepancy might have occurred. I determined to prove to Sarkisian that Peggy had to be innocent of any wrong doing, but that required going back to the beginning of the year and checking every entry against every receipt and every invoice. And if we didn’t find anything we’d have to do the same thing for the previous year, and maybe all the many long years she had worked for the Still.

Sarkisian went to get us coffee and returned bearing snacks from the machine and with Adam and Dave trailing after him. The clock read twelve-twenty. I yawned, downed a cup of barely palatable caffeine, sank my teeth into the bliss of pure chocolate, and checked more entries.

“Did you look to see if Brody left any notes in his office?” Adam asked as I finished another page of the daily journal.

“Nothing pertaining to anything amiss, here.” Sarkisian sounded bored. I had set him to work unearthing paid bills and receipts from file folders for me, but the delights of that occupation had worn off for him within a very few minutes. “Why?” he added.

Dave peered over my shoulder. “He’s been here an awful lot, lately,” he said. “Turning up at odd times, wanting me to let him in at night, poring over the books. You know, definitely above and beyond what you’d think was normal duty.”

“Yeah,” Adam agreed. “For about a month, now, wouldn’t you say?”

“Six weeks?” suggested Dave.

Sarkisian picked up a handful of reports from the table, then glanced at the bound journals and ledgers that surrounded me. “The books or some of the rest of this stuff?”

Dave shrugged.

“The books,” Adam said after a moment of thought. “At least, they’re what he was studying whenever I looked in on him.”

I finished my last bite of chocolate. Paper rustled, and Sarkisian handed me a fresh bar. I really could begin to like this man, I decided. I bit into it, savoring that miraculous blend of caffeine and chemical nirvana, and set to work on the next page of entries. Brody’s intense interest implied he suspected Peggy of being up to something. Sarkisian suspected the same thing. I was determined to find some other reason for Brody’s preoccupation with the books.

“Time to quit for the night.” Sarkisian’s hand rested on my shoulder, shaking slightly.

I looked up, bleary-eyed.

“You were nodding off to sleep,” he explained.

I peered at the clock. Either it was ten after midnight, or-

“It’s two in the morning. Come on.” He took my elbow and helped me to my feet. “I’ve already called Adam and Dave.”

The two men appeared a few minutes later, both armed with boxes stacked on handcarts. In a little over half an hour we had carefully packed away every financial record, whether bound or filed, the place boasted. Dave and Adam transported them to the parking lot where they began stacking them into the Jeep.

Sarkisian turned to me. “You be all right?” Then, “Where’s your car?”

“Around back. I came for…” I broke off to yawn. “Decorations,” I finished.

“Tomorrow,” he decided. “Want a lift home?”

I yawned again. “I’ll be fine. Besides, you don’t have room.” I nodded toward his front seat where Dave stacked more of the boxes. I waved at them, then reentered the building, staggered down the stairs and made my way out to my car. And to that damned bird.

At least the rain had let up a little. I climbed in, started the engine and headed up the hill. The Jeep stood near the entrance to the parking lot, waiting. I slowed as I neared it, but Sarkisian stuck out an arm, thereby getting it wet, and waved me ahead. A touch of chivalry? I considered the source and decided that yes, it probably was. He wanted to make sure I got home safely. I accelerated past him, slowed for the turn, eased onto the road and sped up a little along the straight.

The next curve came almost at once. I let up on the gas, felt the bump of twigs and branches beneath my tires, then abruptly my car spun out of control, pivoting around the right front wheel, throwing me against the side window. A screech of panic reverberated around the car, and part of me registered that it was the turkey, not me. Other tires squealed and protested, and the Jeep spun past me, swerving to avoid a collision. It slammed through the frail metal barrier, hovered on the brink for a terrifying moment, then to the horrific racket of snapping branches and metal grinding against stone, it lurched down the gorge.

Chapter Fifteen

I must have blacked out, because the next thing I remembered was a nightmarish jumble of impressions, the worst being that damned bird peering at me, its beak a scant three inches from my face. I may have groaned, I’m not sure, but it scuttled to the other bucket seat and attacked the window. Rain beat down on my head, drenching me, running in rivulets down my face, drumming a violent tattoo on the soft roof of my car-at least, the portion that was still up. Those damned latches, I thought, that damned mechanism…

I became aware of men’s voices yelling in the distance. Then I remembered Sarkisian’s Jeep plunging over the embankment and I was struggling with my seat belt, trying to pull myself free. The buckle felt sticky, and my fingers kept sliding.

“I’m all right,” Sarkisian’s voice, muffled, a bit shaken, reached me.

All right. I stopped my struggles, leaned my head against the headrest and lost consciousness again.

This time when I roused, it was to the sensation of someone gripping one of my hands. I opened my eyes and focused on Sarkisian’s face. “Much better than the beak,” I said.

“I’ve got a beak of my own.” The sheriff touched his aquiline nose. Mud streaked his face, mingled with blood from a number of scratches and cuts. An odd puffiness altered the line of one cheek bone. He’d be covered in bruises in the morning, but he was alive and apparently not badly hurt.

“The Jeep…” I began.

“Stuck in the rocks, only about three feet down. You can see the top of it from here, just behind that tree.”

So it hadn’t gone all the way down, it hadn’t crashed into the rocky river. He hadn’t drowned, or been bashed to death. I closed my eyes again, relieved. Everything felt fuzzy, and I feared I was either going to be sick or pass out again.

“I’ve called a tow truck. What do you think, Annike? Think a tow truck can drag out the Jeep?”

“What?” I tried to look through the trees, but everything seemed blurry.

“Come on, Annike, talk to me. Just say a few words. The ambulance will be here real soon, but I want you to talk to me.”

“Thought you wanted me to keep quiet.”

“Not now. Go ahead and tell me what a rotten sheriff I am.”

“Not,” I mouthed, realized I hadn’t made any sound and tried again. “Just shouldn’t suspect Gerda.”

“That’s right.” He smiled, a not altogether felicitous effort considering the state of his face. He didn’t look like he really meant it, either.

“Sheriff!” Dave Hatter looked in through the passenger window, rain dripping down his yellow slicker hat.

I realized Sarkisian sat in the car, on the front seat where the turkey had squatted last time I looked. I supposed it would be too much to hope that Sarkisian had thrown it out. A rustling of feathers from the backseat answered that thought. Sarkisian and Dave were exchanging a few words, but my mind had drifted, missing them.

The sheriff released my hand which he’d held all this time. “Got to check on something. Be right back. Talk to the turkey.”

“Turkey talk,” I agreed with the affability of the seriously concussed. “Hi, turkey. You need a name.”

Sarkisian threw me a worried look, then climbed out into the downpour. Someone appeared at the driver’s window. “You okay, Annike?”

I looked hazily up into Adam Fairfield’s worried face. He looked unnaturally pale. And very wet.

“God,” he said, “when we heard the crash…”

“I crashed?” The edges of my vision seemed black, as if everything were tunneling.

“Not you,” he assured me. “You spun out, but hit your head on the side window. It was Sarkisian, swerving to avoid hitting you, who slammed into the rocks and bounced over the edge. It was a miracle he didn’t go all the way down into the gulch.” He sounded shaken.

I didn’t blame him. The thought of it left me pretty shaken, too. Sarkisian could have been killed, and all because I’d skidded in the rain.

“Your front left tire blew,” he explained.

I realized I’d said my last thought aloud. “Blew?”

“Ripped apart is a better description. Dave just found bolts and screws scattered across the roadway. It’s a miracle you didn’t go over the edge.”

“Good driving,” I muttered, not that I really believed that. “Or maybe it was that damned bird flapping her wings that kept us up.” I was tired, and talking was too much trouble. I closed my eyes.

The passenger door opened, and Sarkisian slid back onto the seat. The turkey gobbled some protest. “Oh, shut up,” sighed the sheriff, endearing himself to me even more. “That had to be deliberate,” he declared. “That many large sharp objects…”

“If they’d been there when you arrived,” Adam said, “you’d have run over them then. No way you could have missed them, even if the road wasn’t so dark and wet. They’re everywhere.”

“So someone scattered them while we were going over the books.”

A very pregnant silence fell. “Deliberate,” said Dave. “Aimed at the sheriff?”

“I was inside,” I said, not bothering to open my eyes. “Best alibi in the world. Had the sheriff with me almost the whole time.”

“You could have done it on your way here,” Sarkisian pointed out with an attempt-I hoped-at humor.

“Maggie-the lab tech-left after Annike arrived,” Adam stuck in. “So that leaves Annike in the clear.”

“Why would someone do this?” Dave persisted. “Did you find something in all those ledger books?”

“Not yet,” Sarkisian’s voice sounded like steel, of the pointed, sharpened and honed variety.

“But you must be getting too close for someone’s comfort,” mused Adam. “Damn, who knew you were out here with a warrant tonight?”

“Anyone could have figured it out. Especially if they came by to hide evidence or correct the books and saw my car here.”

“You must be coming close to solving Brody’s murder, then.” Dave sounded almost regretful.

“Not Peggy,” I said. “She couldn’t.”

“She’d never do anything that might hurt Annike,” Adam agreed.

“Even if she was desperate?” Dave sounded skeptical, like one who knew the depths to which desperation might drive a person.

“Annike’s car was down at shipping and receiving,” Sarkisian pointed out. “Whoever did this might not have known she was here.”

“Except Gerda,” I stuck in. “I called her, remember?”

Sarkisian let out a deep breath.

“And don’t you go thinking Peggy and Gerda are in on this together, and Gerda killed Brody, and Peggy was trying to cover up by killing you and destroying the records, and…” I stopped, having lost the thread of what I was saying. In the ensuing silence, the rain pounded with renewed vigor, the river roared a few feet below the wedged Jeep, and in the distance a siren sounded. “They’re coming to take me away, ha ha,” I muttered, from the vague memory of an old song.

“The sooner, the better,” agreed Sarkisian.

I shot him a suspicious glance. The song referred to a mental hospital. “What about That Damned Bird?” I asked. The phrase was taking on all the power of a name in my mind. “Think they’ll take her away, too?”

“I’ll do that,” the sheriff assured me. “I’ll take your car back to your aunt’s house and tell her what happened. Lucky thing you have a spare tire in the trunk.”

I blinked. “It was raining in here.”

“Your top had popped open and been thrown back a bit,” Sarkisian told me. “I closed it.”

I nodded. “Flip-top.”

The siren screamed now with that odd rise and fall of volume as it wound around the hairpin curves. Dave produced a flare from somewhere in the depths of his rain parka and broke it open. He strode off into the middle of the road and disappeared around the bend, waving the sputtering light over his head. I leaned back, knowing that once you had paramedics on the scene, everything was taken out of your hands. I could relax, I could sink into that peaceful oblivion that waited for me with open arms…

Aside from a bit of rough and ready handling getting me out of the car and strapped onto a stretcher, the next few hours passed with less trouble than I would have imagined. Sarkisian refused transport to the hospital for himself, so the paramedics cleaned him up on the spot. They hauled me off to where I, too, was tended and mended, which involved a half dozen stitches to my forehead. By the time they were done, there was nothing left of the night for me to bed down in comfort in, so I called Aunt Gerda to come and rescue me.

She arrived in Hans Gustav a short while later, not the least ruffled at having to collect me from a hospital. “The sheriff was really quite capable,” she pronounced as she saw me tenderly into the passenger seat. For her, this was highest praise.

“How did he get home?” It felt like heaven to just lean back against the head rest. Then she handed me a thermos of tea, and as I opened it, and the heavenly aroma of chamomile, honey and rum reached me, I called down loud and glorious blessings on her head.

“He’d apparently called ahead. Whoever was on night duty swung by and picked him up. He really looked a mess, with all those bandages on his face, and he kept reassuring me you were going to be fine.”

“Oh, yeah. All set for a fun-filled day in the park,” I agreed.

Gerda sighed and looked up at the sky, which showed an annoying tendency not to rain. “It’s going to be dry enough to work,” she agreed without enthusiasm.

“Oh, damn, I never got the decorations,” I exclaimed.

“Don’t worry, we’ll call over to the Still. Dave or Adam or Tony or someone will cart them over.”

Any hope I had of being put on sick leave for the remainder of the weekend faded. Apparently it was back to work at once. “Did That Damned Bird survive?” I asked.

“It was a bit distraught, but I settled it down with a pancake.”

I lowered the thermos from which I was about to take a swig. “Do you mean you made pancakes, for a turkey, at three o’clock in the morning?”

“Four,” Gerda corrected me. “And it helped. It ate, then settled right down. And you can have the leftover batter when we get home.”

Leftovers from the turkey’s breakfast. “I’m honored,” I muttered, and swallowed some of the tea.

I not only got breakfast, but a short nap, as well, before I had to drag myself down to the park. By unspoken mutual consent, Gerda collected her keys. Freya-and That Damned Bird-were going to get the day off. I wished I could, too, but that would be too much to hope for.

I trudged down the redwood stairs-no more than damp after hours without rain-and opened the door to the garage. But instead of climbing into Hans Gustav, I went to inspect my beloved Mustang. Top down, turkey in rear seat, no dented fenders or torn metal or scratches or other signs of damage. All normal except for the driver’s side window, where the impact of my head had broken the supposedly safety glass and left an amazing amount of blood. No wonder I’d had so many stitches and now had a skull that throbbed like it had been hit by a car. It had. The true miracle lay in the fact that with all that slick, curvy road and rocky hillside, I hadn’t hit anything except myself. It could so easily have been me slamming into that guard rail, careening over the edge of that gully, bouncing from boulder to boulder to land in that raging river…

I patted the trunk of my car. That jarred the flip-top’s rear mechanism, which rose and fell with alarming ease as I tested it. The top latches wobbled when I touched them. Maybe I could tie the soft top in place. Or fasten it with duct tape. With a sigh, I turned back to Hans Gustav. On the whole, Freya and I-and That Damned Bird-had come out of last night’s affair pretty lightly.

Gerda watched me as I climbed into her passenger seat, but didn’t say a word. I was glad she hadn’t been there. It was going to be bad enough explaining away the bandage that covered half my face to every inquisitive SCOURGEie.

Gerda backed out of the garage in a sweeping curve to face the winding drive. “You know, Annike,” she said as we bounced through a pothole and out the gate, “I did set a trap for Brody.”

I froze. Not now, I moaned silently. My head wasn’t clear enough for this. “Please, don’t-” I began.

She interrupted me. “I know you’ve been hearing rumors, and I know I denied it, but-well, I don’t know why I was making such a big deal out of it. Stubbornness, I guess. It’s really pretty silly. All I did was copy all my financial records and take them to a second C.P.A. I wanted to compare what the two had to say about my investments, what they came up with for deductions. If there was a serious difference, I might have had a case for some criminal proceedings, or a lawsuit, or something.”

I considered this. “Sounds like a good idea to me.” And for Gerda, amazingly sound thinking.

My eccentric aunt spared me a glance from the road. “You think so?” She sounded relieved. “I was so afraid the new sheriff would think it too stupid to be possible and decide I was lying.”

“He’d approve,” I assured her. “Go ahead and tell him.”

Gerda cast me another sideways glance. “He was awfully nice last night.”

I nodded, then wished I hadn’t. The pain was almost as bad as the dizziness.

To my surprise, the SCOURGE elite had beaten us to the Park. Peggy ran up to the car as Gerda pulled up to the curb, practically bouncing on her toes in her eagerness. “You poor dear!” she cried. “Why don’t you sit just where you are. You can oversee the rest of us from here.”

I came as close to beaming at her as I could manage under the circumstances. “What a wonderful idea.”

She peered into the back of the Pathfinder. “You didn’t bring her! Really, Annike, how could you forget? We’re going to start the Name-the-Turkey contest today.”

“She won’t get out of my car,” I reminded her. “Anyway, you’re too late. I’ve already given her a name.”

Gerda, who had gotten out and joined Peggy, straightened to her full and very impressive height. “You named my turkey?” Menace sounded in every word.

“Well, you always say that animals have to earn their names, don’t you?”

“What are you calling her?” demanded my indignant aunt.

“That Damned Bird.” I faltered over the middle word, but finished strong.

“That Damned Bird,” repeated Peggy, tasting the name in her mouth. “T.D.B. for short?”

“T.D…” Gerda broke off. She and Peggy stared at each other, grins spreading across their faces. “Tedi Bird!” they proclaimed almost in unison.

I groaned and leaned my head gently against the rest.

“Need more pain pills?” Sarkisian’s sympathetic voice interrupted my bout of self-pity.

“Tedi Bird!” Peggy told him, beaming. “Isn’t that a wonderful name?”

He looked to me for an explanation. I gave it to him. He didn’t laugh, but I could see it was a struggle.

Peggy eyed him with a frown. “You look like you’ve been in a pretty bad fight.”

“You should see the rocks,” he told her with a straight face-probably because it hurt too much to smile. “They got the worst of it.”

“They got hit with the Jeep,” I added.

When Peggy and Gerda had strolled off to join Ida and Art Graham, he leaned a hand against the door, and all trace of humor ebbed from his eyes.

“How do you feel?” I asked. “You haven’t had any sleep, either, I’ll bet.”

He waved that aside. “Look, I’m really sorry, Ms. McKinley. I never should have gotten you involved last night. If I hadn’t, if you’d just left with those damned holiday decorations…”

Remorse from Sarkisian was more than I could take. “Then who knows what would have happened if you’d hit that trap first. You might have gone over in a different spot, and the Jeep might not have caught on those rocks…” I broke off and closed my eyes. I’d have nightmares over last night.

“Well, we all got out of it pretty well. Even the Jeep wasn’t totaled, though I won’t be able to drive it for a week or so. Thought for sure it would have bent or mangled the frame or something else important, but amazingly it didn’t.”

We were silent for several minutes, watching Adam Fairfield pruning a hedge. Simon Lowell pulled a short ladder out of the back of his van, set it up beside a tree and mounted it. Art Graham brought over a box of banners and handed one up. Ida, Peggy, Sue and Gerda hung oversized inflatable Christmas balls on lower branches of the other trees. Adam must have brought the decorations. I called down silent blessings on his head. Now, if he’d brought the bottles of liqueur, as well, I’d be forever in his debt.

“Can you think of any reason why Dave Hatter’s fingerprints might have been all over the inventory sheets?” Sarkisian asked, breaking across my reflections.

I blinked, changing gears from the peaceful park scene to the murder investigation. “He might have delivered them,” I said, then realized that sounded ridiculous. “He’s the night watchman. Maybe it’s part of his job to check inventory.”

“These were the original papers, the records kept by the bottlers. The ones Ms. O'Shaughnessy used to enter onto the computer.”

I bit back my first thought, that Dave might have altered a few figures and stolen a few bottles. That didn’t make much sense. Employees could take home all the failed experiments they wanted.

Simon, the ladder under one arm, strolled toward us. He gave Sarkisian a nod of greeting. “Well?” he asked. “Interesting reading?”

I stared at Simon, confused, then memory rushed back. “The letters! I forgot…”

“I found them,” Sarkisian assured me. “The envelope was on the front seat of your car, with my name all over it.”

Simon, not meeting the sheriff’s steady gaze, explained about my catching him in the act of destroying evidence. His own words. He was making a joke out of it, but I could tell he was relieved, at the same time. “So, you think that’s enough motive for murder?” Simon finished.

Sarkisian sighed. “It’s been known to happen for less,” he said. “And the phrasing implied these weren’t the first words you and Brody had about blackmail.”

Simon’s jaw tightened. “Look, the guy was getting annoying, I admit it. He had a real talent for getting on everyone’s nerves. But if he revealed my great and terrible secret-well, it would have been a bit embarrassing, I admit that. But I’m not a hypocrite. Just keep that little matter quiet, will you?”

“Unless it becomes necessary to bring it out,” the sheriff agreed at last. Simon, looking much relieved, headed off to decorate another tree.

“All right, what is this terrible secret of his?” I demanded when Simon was out of earshot.

Sarkisian shook his head. “Sorry.”

Oh, well, I hadn’t really expected him to tell me.

“Now, why don’t you-” Sarkisian broke off and looked up. “Felt a drip,” he said, then, “Oh, damn!”

Droplets struck the windshield, harder and harder, until we had a full-on downpour. People grabbed up armloads of tools and ran for their cars. Sarkisian let himself into the backseat of Hans Gustav and watched the chaos resolve itself into an empty park.

Gerda scrambled into the driver’s seat. “I’ll take you home, Annike, then I’ve got to come back to the store. People want videos.”

“I’ll take Ms. McKinley home,” Owen Sarkisian said.

Gerda jumped and turned around. “I didn’t see you, there.”

“Special police camouflage training,” he assured her. “We’re taught how to blend into the backseats of nine different makes of vehicles.” He exited the car and opened the door for me.

Gerda raised her eyebrows at me. I shrugged and climbed out, then eased my way over to the plain white Honda Sarkisian had commandeered as temporary replacement for his Jeep. “Thanks,” I said as I sank into the seat.

“It gets better,” he assured me, and produced a towel from the back. “Even the heater works in this thing.” He started the engine.

I looked back at the park as we pulled away. “We only got it about half decorated,” I sighed.

“Don’t worry,” he assured me, “it’s going to be too wet to hold the dinner there, anyway.”

“Great.” I stared out into the downpour, depressed, tired, and sore all over. “I wonder if we can get the school cafeteria?”

He glanced at me. “I’ll see what I can arrange.”

He turned onto my aunt’s street, and we fell silent as we headed up the hill, listening to the beating of the rain and the rhythmic swipes of the wipers. I stared out the side window, my thoughts drifting over the occupants of each house we passed, over the many times I’d hiked up this ever-steepening incline going home from school, over all the things that pop to mind when you’re tired and have handed control over to someone else, even if only for a few minutes.

We passed Peggy’s house just as she emerged from her front door, her arms loaded with several apparently heavy boxes. She could only have just gotten home- She saw the car and ducked back inside.

Sarkisian slowed, then pulled over. “Be right back,” he said, and clambered out into the rain.

I followed. He knelt behind a hedge, looking down the slope into Peggy’s yard. He had a clear view of her door. It opened again, and she peered out. Then she ran the few steps toward her car, opened the trunk and ran back to the house. This time she emerged once more with the boxes. She stowed these in her trunk, returned to lock her house, then directed her searching gaze up the road toward Gerda’s. The way our car had been heading. Apparently satisfied, she climbed into her Pontiac.

Sarkisian darted back to his own car, with me scrambling after him. “What…” I began as I fastened my seat belt.

“We’re going to follow her.” He sounded grim.

“She’d never have scattered those bolts.” But even as I said those words, I knew a moment’s doubt. Desperate people had sunk to doing desperate and terrible things before.

“It didn’t have to be her.” Sarkisian didn’t look at me. “Her faithful shadow was at the Still last night.”

Tony. I’d seen him, seen his sullen stare when he hadn’t bothered to acknowledge me. If he thought he was saving his benefactress, he might not care if I went over the ravine along with the sheriff. What sorts of things had he been arrested for, anyway? I’d assumed they’d been relatively harmless. I couldn’t see Gerda helping him out if it had been something violent or cruel. But maybe she didn’t know. I wondered if a sheriff could break open the sealed files of a juvenile felon who was no longer a juvenile. But Peggy…

“No.” I clung to that conviction. “She wouldn’t be involved in anything truly wrong.”

“I don’t know about you, but I’d describe her manner just now as suspicious. Or do you prefer the term ‘furtive,’ maybe?”

“A little odd, perhaps, but then this is Peggy, remember.”

“Oh, I remember. And this may have a perfectly innocent explanation. I’m just dying to hear it.”

We sped on in silence through the gloom of the storm. Any hope I had that she might be going to my aunt’s store faded as she drove right past and turned onto the road to Meritville. “Probably on her way to see her son,” I suggested.

Sarkisian made a noncommittal sound. I found I was beating my fingers on my leg and instead clasped my hands in my lap. Whatever Peggy was up to, it would undoubtedly be scatterbrained, pure Peggy at her most ridiculous, but it would also be innocent. It had to be.

Other cars traversed the rain-drenched road. Sarkisian allowed a blue Dodge pickup to pass us on an empty stretch, making us less obvious in case Peggy checked her rearview mirror. Five minutes later we reached the outskirts of Meritville, where traffic proved almost as heavy as usual. We were no longer the only white Honda on the road.

Sarkisian allowed other cars between ours and the old yellow Pontiac. We made several turns, and once I thought we’d lost her when she beat a light and we didn’t. But Sarkisian made a rapid right turn, cut down the next block and returned to the main street to pull in just two cars behind Peggy’s. I was impressed. The next light we made by the plastic of our bumper. Peggy made a sharp left almost at once, then a block later pulled into a parking lot behind a dilapidated old building that showed signs of recent refurbishment. Sarkisian leaned back in the seat as he watched Peggy pull up beside a rear door and jump out of her car.

“The homeless shelter,” I said after a moment. I hadn’t seen it from this angle before. On the few visits I’d made with Peggy or Gerda in the past, we’d parked on the street.

“The homeless shelter,” Sarkisian agreed. He pulled up just behind the Pontiac, blocking any possibility of its retreat.

She had reached the door, but turned around at the sound of the engine so close. The expression of dismay on her face would have been comical if it hadn’t been tinged with panic. I climbed out into the rain, hurrying to join her for whatever support she might need. Together we huddled under the meager shelter of the back door’s overhang.

“Why so secretive, Ms. O’Shaughnessy?” Sarkisian asked.

“What are you talking about?” She put a brave face on it, but you would have thought we had caught her in the act of committing a crime.

A young man, of the Simon Lowell school of fashion, emerged from the back entrance, wiping his hands on his overalls. “Need help, Peggy?” he asked, then took in the sheriff. “What can I do for you, officer?”

“Was this lady here on Tuesday afternoon?” Sarkisian asked.

The man stared at Peggy, his eyes unfocussed with the effort of memory. “You came over at about four o’clock, didn’t you?” he asked at last. “I remember, you brought all those cans and those sleeping bags.”

“And when did she leave?”

The man considered, then shook his head. “No idea. We were pretty busy. I’ll check around if it’s important.”

“Please do.” Sarkisian waited until the man had returned inside, then joined us in the tiny sheltered space. “Why did you lie, Ms. O’Shaughnessy?”

Her face contorted. “Because where is the point in helping people if you make sure everyone knows about it?” she demanded. “I don’t do this so everyone will say I do good works. I do it because-because it’s important to do.” She shut her mouth.

Sarkisian glanced at me. I gave an almost imperceptible shrug. That might be true. “Does your son object?” I asked.

She hesitated. “He doesn’t know how much time I spend here,” she admitted. “It’s no one’s business but mine.”

“It’s becoming my business,” Sarkisian told me some twenty minutes later when we climbed back into his car. No one at the shelter could remember what time Peggy had left on Tuesday night. It might have been as early as four-fifteen or as late as six. Volunteers don’t punch time clocks, they reminded us. Volunteers were so precious, they were welcomed for however many minutes they could spare. “I still think she’s hiding something,” he added as we headed back toward Upper River Gulch.

I didn’t say anything for the simple reason that I feared he was right. She was too nervous, too upset, just for being caught out in delivering boxes of used clothes. And why had she bothered lying about Tuesday? We all knew she helped out there. It didn’t make sense. I leaned back and closed my eyes and began to drift off to sleep.

The crackling of the radio roused me. Sarkisian answered it, and I heard the voice of Jennifer, the dispatcher.

“Hey, Sheriff? You’re not going to believe it. We’ve got another body.”

Chapter Sixteen

The body belonged to-or at least had belonged to-Dave Hatter. Adam Fairfield had come on duty at two o’clock and found the man lying face down in the bathtub-sized vat. When I’d seen the tank last night, it had stood empty, as usual. Now it almost overflowed with apricot brandy. And body.

I sat on one of the upholstered chairs in the Still’s reception area, shivering. I was tired, my head ached, I was sore all over, and I couldn’t face the fact that someone I’d known most of my life had just ended his own.

Adam Fairfield paced the floor in front of me. “I mean,” he said for perhaps the tenth time, “I’d only just walked in here! No one expects to find-” He broke off. “I can’t believe it.”

“Sit down,” I suggested. His eyes looked too bright, his face flushed, but I would have sworn he hadn’t taken a drink, not even something medicinal to steady his nerves. I wouldn’t have blamed him in the least if he had. I wouldn’t have minded sampling one of the liqueurs myself, right now.

But not, I amended, the apricot brandy. I didn’t think I’d ever touch apricot brandy again.

Adam flung himself into a chair, then out of it again and resumed pacing. “My God, Annike, if you’d seen him, face down, half floating in that stuff…” He shuddered. “Well, I suppose if you’re going to kill yourself, drowning in brandy might not be such a bad way to go.” He sank onto the chair, this time so exhausted he remained where he sat.

“Definitely a touch of class,” I agreed.

Dave Hatter, a suicide. It seemed all too horribly possible, with his depression over losing his life savings. And if he’d killed Brody…I could see where guilt could have driven him to this. I wondered if he’d left a note. Not all suicides did, but Dave struck me as the type who’d feel obliged to explain his actions, to apologize one last time to his poor wife.

His wife. I wondered if Sarkisian would draft me into helping him break the news to a second widow. I’d never really thought Cindy would be upset, so I’d known telling her wouldn’t be an ordeal. But Barbara would be a very different matter. She adored Dave, she would have seen him through whatever troubles had fallen on them. She was probably even going to forgive him for taking the easy way out and leaving her to face the future alone and penniless, with a cloud of shame hanging over her head. I prayed Sarkisian would pick on someone other than me this time.

Adam blinked and looked up as if coming out of his own reverie. “It only sounds classy ‘til you know the details.” He stretched his face into a wolfish grin as if trying to lighten the atmosphere. It wasn’t working very well. “Before he climbed in, he stripped down to his boxers. White ones, decorated with turkeys.”

The idea seemed so preposterous as to be funny, but I felt no inclination to laugh. I shook my head. “He should’ve worn a tux.”

“And the number of bottles it took to fill that vat! He used ones with the official seal on them, did I tell you? Apricot’s one of the most expensive products, too. Cartwright’ll have a screaming fit when he finds out.” He thrust himself to his feet and resumed pacing. “God, I can just see it happening, him pouring each bottle into the vat, then arranging his empties in that smiley face and cross bones.” He shuddered. “Then stripping down, folding each thing he wore, placing them all on the counter in that damned neat pile. Then climbing into the vat, lying face down, and drinking himself into oblivion…”

“What a way to go,” I agreed.

Rumblings sounded from the work floor below. The forensic team must be finishing up. They’d cart away the body, and poor Sarah Jacobs would have another autopsy to look forward to.

“You look awful, Annike.”

I looked up to find Adam hovering over me, contrition all over his face. “Sorry, I shouldn’t have been rattling on like this to you. You should go home. Need a ride?”

“I was going to call Aunt Gerda when we got here,” I said. In fact, Sarkisian and I had argued over whether he would take me home, where he said I ought to be, or go straight to the Still, where he was needed on official business. He’d only agreed to the latter when I’d promised faithfully to call for a ride as soon as we got here. That had been over three hours ago.

The metal stairs thudded with the sound of several people climbing back to our level, and the low murmur of men’s voices preceded their entry into the lobby. Sarkisian, looking even more disheveled than when I’d last seen him, strode into the room and came up short. “What are you doing here?” he demanded. “You promised to go home.”

“Been keeping Adam company,” I explained.

Sarkisian’s glare transferred to Fairfield. “Yeah,” he said after a minute. “That must have been a bit of a shock for you. How come no one else is working this afternoon?”

“Holiday,” Adam explained. “One of the techs came in to check the batches this morning, so there’s nothing else to be done until tomorrow. Hatter’s the night watchman, so he was alone.”

“What brought you in, then?” Sarkisian asked.

“I’m Hatter’s relief this weekend. He can’t stay on duty twenty-four hours a day, you know, even if he did need the overtime.” Adam’s mouth twisted. “I need it, too, so I volunteered to give him a break.”

Sarkisian sighed. “Too bad you didn’t come a little earlier.”

Adam nodded. “But Hatter knew when I was due. He must have planned to be dead long before then.”

“Oh, I doubt he planned anything,” the sheriff said.

Adam looked up. “An accident? You think Hatter got drunk, then decided to soak in brandy for the fun of it?”

“I think someone got him drunk and set the stage to look like suicide.”

“But…” I began, then broke off, feeling sick.

“Why?” Adam demanded. “Why would anyone kill the poor sod? He was about as inoffensive as a guy could get!”

“Well, we’ll know more tomorrow,” Sarkisian said with a note of finality. He looked at me for a long moment, then shook his head. “Not this time, Ms. McKinley. You’ve gone through too much already in the last twenty-four hours. I’ll take Jennifer.”

Conscience won out over self-preservation, and I shook my head. “She’ll need friends. Let’s take…” I hesitated. My aunt remained a suspect in one murder, and if this was another, and the two were connected- Lucy-no, she’d be at work. “Ida Graham,” I decided. That woman’s brisk, motherly cheerfulness might be exactly what Barbara Hatter would need.

Sarkisian placed the call from the reception desk, and Ida promised to meet us at the Hatters’s house in fifteen minutes. Adam went home, several deputy sheriffs took over the night watchman duties in what was now a crime scene rather than a business, and I accompanied Sarkisian out to the Honda.

“What makes you think it’s murder?” I asked as we started out the drive. Sarah Jacobs, in her little Toyota, followed us. It was my opinion, confided to the sheriff and endorsed by Sarah, that Barbara Hatter would need a sedative.

“Needle mark on the inside of his elbow.”

“But drugs would show up on an autopsy!” I exclaimed.

“I think whoever did it injected alcohol, probably enough to get him so drunk that more could be poured down his throat.”

“Then with Dave incapacitated, your killer set the stage, then what? Held Dave’s head under ‘til he drowned?” My stomach clenched. Oh, God, Sarkisian was right. I should never have gotten myself mixed up in the murder investigation. I’d give anything to pull out now, go home, forget any of this awful business ever happened. But life-and reality-didn’t work like that.

“Seems probable. The autopsy should clear up a few questions, but I think it must have gone something like that.”

The next hour went every bit as badly as I’d feared. As soon as Barbara opened the door to us, panic filled her face. Then when we got her inside and broke the news, she went into full-blown hysterics. Ida Graham, who arrived to find Sarah struggling to administer a sedative, took charge and swept the poor woman off to bed.

“She thought we’d come to tell her you’d arrested Dave for murder,” I said as we returned, shaken by the ordeal, to the Honda.

Sarkisian held the door for me, then closed it without answering. He went around to the other side and climbed in.

“At the breakfast the other day,” I went on after he’d started the engine, “she was afraid he was going to hurt himself. But I don’t think that was on her mind tonight.”

He looked at me. “Ever thought of becoming a psychologist?”

“If you’re going to insult me-”

“I’m not. I was just working around to that conclusion, myself. Something must have happened to make Dave Hatter feel better. To make his wife no longer think in terms of him killing himself.”

“He came into some money?” I suggested.

Sarkisian kept his gaze on the road. “Blackmail?”

“No, he wouldn’t have been stupid enough to meet his victim at the Still with no one else around. I mean, no one could be that dumb!”

He shook his head. “You’d be surprised.” Silence settled between us, then abruptly he slammed his hand against the steering wheel. “Damn, why couldn’t I have figured this out sooner! If I’d solved Brody’s murder, Hatter might still be alive!”

“If the murders are connected,” I pointed out in a vain attempt to relieve his guilt.

He cast me a withering glance. “What are the odds they aren’t?”

We’d reached the intersection of Fallen Tree Road and Last Gasp Hill. We had to turn right to get to Gerda’s. Abruptly, we swung left. “Where…?” I began.

“The office.” Anger sounded in his voice. “I’m drafting you again. The answer’s got to be somewhere in those damned ledgers or papers, and I’m going to find it before anyone else dies.”

Half an hour later, we settled in the small room given over to the Still’s financial books, armed with a pot of strong coffee and a plate of brownies fetched from a grocery store bakery by Jennifer.

“All right,” Sarkisian heaped sugar and cream into his mug, “how many bookkeeping or accounting cons can you think of?”

“You’re back to Peggy again,” I said. “And Peggy couldn’t have killed Dave! She was at the park, then we followed her to the homeless shelter.”

“Was she at the park the whole time? Could she have left for an hour without our noticing?”

She could, of course. Anyone could have. There was so much chaos, and people racing off to get things they’d forgotten. And if I protested too much, he might go back to the theory that Gerda and Peggy were pulling this off together. And Gerda would have had time to kill Dave, no matter how much I couldn’t believe it possible.

“And don’t forget Tony Carerras,” Sarkisian stuck in.

My head came up. “None of this might have anything to do with Peggy, at all! Tony might…”

“Does he have access to a key to your aunt’s house?”

That stopped me, but only for a moment. “He might.”

“Okay, let’s look at Tony. Why would he kill Brody at that particular time and place?”

I swallowed. The only link between the two was that they both worked for the Still. Tony had no involvement in the financial matters.

“Unless,” Sarkisian went on with ruthless determination, “he did it to protect Ms. O’Shaughnessy.”

“And Dave?” It was time to get Sarkisian’s thoughts running along another line. “Why would he kill Dave?”

“Same reason, I suppose. To protect Ms. O’Shaughnessy.”

That seemed all too possible, but I forged ahead. “Peggy could-must-be completely innocent. Maybe Tony just thought she was going to get into trouble, so he killed Brody and then Dave because Dave guessed…” My words trailed off under Sarkisian’s pitying look.

“Would you like me to take you home?” he asked, all solicitude. “A few hours’ sleep, and I’ll bet your brain will be back on track again.”

“There’s nothing wrong with my brain,” I snapped, but I feared he might be right. I needed to think clearly, logically. And for any relative of Aunt Gerda’s, that took some doing. “We don’t even know when Dave was killed,” I managed at last, trying to regain some measure of credibility.

Owen Sarkisian actually smiled. “Sarah will be able to give us a rough idea. Now, back to the matter at hand. Bookkeeping cons?”

I tried to shift my maligned brain back into gear. “Entering invoices with wrong amounts,” I said after a moment’s consideration, “but that’s the easiest to catch. Phony personnel for a payroll scam is always popular. And then there’s always phony vendors.”

“Right.” Sarkisian took a swallow of coffee, then started sorting through books. “Those last two don’t require any accounting knowledge, just grunt work. That’ll do for me.”

Leaving me to continue checking the journal entries against their source material and their posting accounts, he turned his attention to the payroll ledger to see if any nonexistent employees had been drawing wages. Apparently he could verify every name, for a little over an hour later he slammed the book shut and shoved it aside. “And I have to do that with every damned supplier?” he demanded in disgust.

I shoved a file of paid invoices toward him. “Starting with January,” I said, and went back to my own comparisons.

He spent a lot of time calling information for phone listings for out-of-area venders. Just because an invoice had a phone number printed on it didn’t mean it was real. The same went for websites. Almost anybody, he said, could make what looked like a legitimate business website, and for very little money. There were companies on the internet that made it incredibly easy.

I left him to it and went back to checking the accuracy of figures. My head had been throbbing for some time, and I was nibbling my second brownie, when Sarkisian gave a deep sigh. “Ever hear of ‘Discount Office Supplies’ here in Meritville?”

I shrugged. “Is it one of those large outfits that move in and kill the business for the small, privately owned companies?”

“Sounds like it, but there’s no phone number, and the street address isn’t real. It’s a cover for one of the post office box companies.”

“For what?”

He looked up, his eyes gleaming like a hound that has caught a scent. “They’re designed for small businesses, sometimes operated out of people’s homes, that want to look larger. Gives them more legitimacy than a box number.”

“So how do you find out if it’s real?” I asked.

“For starters, check with the service and see who rented the box.”

Since it was late on a Saturday evening on a holiday weekend, this took a little time. Jennifer got stuck with finding the appropriate person to provide the required information. The sheriff’s office obviously had more pull than mere civilians, because in an amazingly short time she managed to track down the company’s manager at the restaurant where the woman was having dinner with her family. The woman pronounced herself thrilled to be able to help in an official investigation and didn’t even demand that the sheriff obtain a warrant. She promised to go to her office at once to check her records, adding that she would call the sheriff as soon as she had the information in hand.

Owen Sarkisian spent the intervening time searching for other invoices from the same company. He found them, too, at the rate of one a month. Always for unspecified office supplies and always for the same amount of one hundred and fifty dollars, even, no loose change. Every month and I didn’t know how many years back they might go.

Almost forty-five minutes passed before the manager called back. Sarkisian listened, thanked her and hung up. For a long minute he sat in silence, then a deep sigh escaped him.

Cold, uncomfortable dread settled like lead in the pit of my stomach. But I had to ask. “Who?”

He looked up, troubled. “It’s rented in the name of Margaret O’Shaughnessy.”

“No,” I said, even though I knew how ridiculous it was to protest. “It can’t… I mean, okay, maybe Peggy went in for a bit of petty embezzling, but not murder. Can you actually envision her taking that damned letter opener and stabbing someone? Even Brody? Oh, I know she demonstrates how to do it, but that’s a lot different than actually doing it.”

The look he gave me held a wealth of disillusionment. “I’ve run into a few people who seemed even less likely. You just can’t tell what lies deep inside a person.”

“But-not someone I’ve known almost all my life,” I finished lamely, then brightened. “Tony-”

He cut me off. “Yeah, I know. If Brody threatened Peggy, or just seemed like a threat to her, Tony might have jumped in and either done the murder or helped her cover it up. I’m not leaving him out of the equation.”

“I still can’t…”

He held up a hand, silencing me. “I know, but try to look at the facts, without the emotions and loyalties or whatever. Brody’s spent a great deal of time going over these books. He may have noticed the oddity of that same amount going to the one company every single month. And he might have confronted her with it.”

“But the money just doesn’t add up to enough…”

“It’s not the amount,” Sarkisian pointed out, “but the being caught.”

“But murder?”

He shook his head. “I think I’d better talk to her before I come to any conclusions.” He rose. “I’ll take you home, first.”

I nodded. We locked away the books, then set off on the drive back to Upper River Gulch. The rain had stopped some time earlier, but the sky looked like it might let go again at any moment. Neither of us said anything until we’d turned onto the second street past Last Gasp Hill. Then, as we neared Peggy’s, I asked, “Can I come with you?”

He hesitated. “Sure you want to? It might not be pleasant.”

“I-” I shook my head. “It might make it easier for her.” To do what, I had no idea. I just didn’t want her to face what might come alone, even if it were just her disillusionment in her protégé.

We pulled into her driveway to find the old Pontiac poking out of the carport. Lights showed behind curtains, and almost as soon as we came to a stop the porch light flicked on. Peggy opened the front door and peered out at us. “Annike? Are you all right?”

“Sorry to bother you, Ms. O’Shaughnessy, I need to talk to you.” Sarkisian waited for Peggy to step back and usher us into her cluttered but comfortable living room.

She waved us to chairs, then perched on the edge of her sofa. “What’s up?”

“We found out about Discount Office Supplies,” Sarkisian said.

Her eyes widened in dismay, then she gave a philosophical shrug. “Well, that was clever of you.”

The sheriff blinked. “You aren’t going to try to deny it?”

Peggy peered over the top of her glasses. “Would it do me any good?”

“No,” he admitted.

“Besides, I’m proud of it,” she added.

“Proud? You’ve been paying a dummy company every month. Ms. O’Shaughnessy, that’s called embezzling and in case you weren’t aware, it’s illegal.”

“Don’t be ridiculous. A bit unorthodox, certainly, and I admit I didn’t want to be caught at it, but I was only doing what was right.”

“Why don’t you start at the beginning,” I suggested.

Peggy nodded. “You’ll appreciate this, Annike. It all started at last year’s Christmas party at the Still. Hugh Cartwright always puts on such a spread and he was in such a good mood because the raspberry liqueur was selling so well. So when I suggested that he make a pledge to support the homeless shelter, he agreed, even on the amount.”

“So he made a pledge,” Sarkisian murmured, his gaze narrowing. I began to see what had happened.

Her face worked. “But when I brought him the first check to sign, he refused. He actually said he’d changed his mind. And after he’d pledged!”

“He didn’t do it in writing, did he?” I asked.

“I should have made sure he did,” fumed Peggy. “He had the nerve to claim the pledge wasn’t legally binding! And then he gave that exact same amount to himself every month and called it a bonus, just to spite me because I called him a skinflint to his face.”

“So you came up with a creative way to make him honor that pledge anyway?” Sarkisian sounded resigned.

Peggy raised her eyebrows. “Well, wouldn’t you?”

That silenced the sheriff, but I got the distinct impression he didn’t wholly disapprove of Peggy’s outrageous stunt. “Is that why you lied about being at the shelter on Tuesday?” I asked.

She hesitated, then nodded. “I really didn’t want to bring attention to how much time I spend there. How much the place means to me.” She straightened, and her chin came up in defiance. “It’s important work, you know.”

Sarkisian stared at her, frowning, then looked to me.

“I think,” I said slowly, “that my aunt can help out with this. Hugh Cartwright listens to her, sometimes. I think she can shame him into endorsing what Peggy did.”

He nodded, obviously relieved. “We’ll have a talk with Ms. Lundquist, then.”

Peggy beamed at him. “Did you want to arrest me? That would have been quite an experience. I’ve never been arrested before.”

“One can only wonder why not,” Sarkisian muttered as we at last headed out the door.

“No one’s dared, I expect.”

He climbed into the car, then turned to look at me. “If she didn’t really mind our finding out, it doesn’t seem likely she’d panic over Brody’s finding out, either.”

“Or Dave’s,” I agreed. “And Tony would have known it wasn’t a matter of life and death to her, so that lets him out, too.”

His expression went blank with that look I was beginning to recognize as a rapid review of facts. “Hatter’s prints weren’t on the ledgers,” he announced abruptly. “Only on the inventory sheets waiting for processing.”

I groaned. “You mean we’ve been wasting our time on the wrong thing?”

Sarkisian ran a hand through his curly pepper-and-salt hair. “Hatter had been going through papers. Maybe he knew what he was looking for, maybe he was just doing it as part of his job. But someone didn’t want him doing it?” He made the last a question.

“Not Peggy,” I asserted. “She was fiddling the books, not the inventory-” I broke off, realizing what I had just said.

“Fiddling the inventory,” Sarkisian repeated, an odd expression in his gray eyes. “Damn.”

We fell silent, then reason intervened and I shook my head. “Sorry. That doesn’t make sense. The employees can get all the bottles-”

“The experimental batches,” he corrected. “Good for personal drinking, but not for resale. Hugh Cartwright will never let anyone have the bottles with labels bearing the Brandywine Distillery seal. Because,” he added with emphasis, “they sell for so much money.”

“So Dave might have caught someone making off with stock?” I warmed to this line of thinking until I realized it didn’t let out Peggy, or for that matter, Gerda. “Anybody in the whole damned town could have been stealing from the Still!” I said in disgust. “Dave might even have been taking bribes to keep quiet about it.”

“Until his conscience got the better of him, perhaps?”

We crested the hill to be greeted by a bright spotlight focused on Aunt Gerda’s gate. Or more accurately, on the fence post beside it that Simon’s van had knocked over the night of the murder. The halogen bulb flared from a massive battery, illuminating Simon, his van, a new post and the remnants of cement mixing.

Sarkisian slowed to a stop, and Simon waved to us. “A bit late, isn’t it?” Sarkisian called to him.

“Thought I’d better do it before it started pouring again.” Simon’s mouth twitched into a lopsided grin. “I’ve felt damned guilty about this.” He turned back to his labors.

Sarkisian guided the Honda along the winding drive-missing most of the potholes, I noted-and stopped again behind the garage.

The front door opened, and Gerda came out on the deck and looked down at us. “Annike? I was getting worried.”

“It’s been a long evening,” I agreed as I crawled out of the car. Right now, I wanted my bed and twenty-four hours of uninterrupted sleep. I’d be lucky if I got six.

“Is that the sheriff? Good. I’ll be right down.”

Sarkisian waited while Gerda hurried back into the house. She emerged a couple minutes later, wrapped in her purple cloak, and came down the stairs.

“Here!” With an air of triumph, she thrust out her hand, holding a piece of paper liberally smeared with garbage. “The cash register receipt for my vanilla, with the date and time of purchase printed right on it.”

“Your alibi?” Sarkisian took it by a corner, eyeing the crumpled, slimed thing with distaste. I could only hope it would satisfy him.

Simon’s rattling old van pulled up beside him. “All done, Gerda,” he called. He opened up the back and dragged out a spare fence rail. “I’ll shove this in the crawlspace.” With the board balanced on his shoulder, he opened the garage, felt around until he found Gerda’s spare key, then unlocked the low doorway that led to her tool storage area. He came out several minutes later. “Some of that floor insulation has come loose,” he said as he returned the key to its not-very hidden home. “I’ll come by in the morning and fix it.”

“You know where the spare keys are?” asked Sarkisian.

“Well of course he does.” Gerda regarded the sheriff as if he’d just said something particularly dim. “He’s been doing odd jobs for me practically since he moved here.”

The key. The murderer had to have had access to a key to Gerda’s. I’d forgotten that. Again.

I glanced at the sheriff and recognized the calculating look in his eyes as they rested on Simon. Lowell had just given away the fact he knew where to find the spare key. Just how many people around here shared that knowledge?

I had the horrible sensation it was going to become very important to discover the answer to that.

Chapter Seventeen

My head ached. I wanted to go to bed. I didn’t want to think about the murder-or rather, the murders-any more. I still had tomorrow to survive. And that meant dealing with the Dinner-in-the-Park. Owen Sarkisian was never going to have the time to call the school officials for permission for us to hold it in the cafeteria, which meant I was stuck doing it. Leaving the sheriff talking to Gerda and Simon, I dragged myself up the stairs, let myself into the house and went into the kitchen. Next Thanksgiving, I swore, I would be hundreds of miles away from Upper River Gulch.

For several minutes I just stood there, glaring at the phone. I had no way of reaching anybody. Anyone high enough in the school hierarchy to have the authority to give permission also would have the sense to have an unlisted phone number. Frustrated, I tried calling a couple of party rental firms before admitting it was too late on a Saturday night and I hadn’t a chance of getting through. I sank onto the kitchen chair, and at once the manx Hefty scrambled up my leg, using all his claws, and into my lap. I was so tired I made no more than a token protest, then just sat there, cradling the purring beastie. Infinitely better than cradling That Damned Bird. Tedi Bird, for God’s sake. I felt like crying, but at the moment it would take too much effort.

If I was going to put that much energy into anything, it ought to be solving the problem of the dinner. If I couldn’t rent a pavilion, maybe we could make one. Tarps, lashed together, to create one giant canopy covering for the entire park. We could anchor it to trees on one side, the electrical pole on another, and with sufficient ropes we could probably reach across the street to another tree on the fourth corner. Or maybe with sufficient rope I could just hang myself.

With an effort, I dragged my thoughts from the wistful back to the practical. Everyone around here had a tarp or three. They were part of the requirements for country living. Never mind that with all this rain, everyone would already be using them to protect things of their own.

“Why are you just sitting there?” my aunt demanded. I looked up to see her swirling off her new cape to drape over the back of a chair in front of the pellet stove in the dining room. “Don’t you have phone calls to make?”

I nodded. “How many tarps have we got?”

She had stooped to pick up Dagmar, and straightened at this with her arms full of purring gray and white fur. “Whatever for?”

I told her my plan.

She settled the cat across her shoulder. “Whatever for?” she repeated. “Do you really like roughing it? What’s wrong with the school cafeteria?”

I closed my eyes. “Fine. You call and make the arrangements.”

“The sheriff already took care of that. Didn’t he tell you?”

There was going to be a third body, any minute now. I was going to kill Sarkisian. “You mean I’ve been sitting here, frantic, and all this time…”

She shook her head. “Really, Annike, you worry too much. We told you at the beginning, just assign jobs, and everyone will pitch in and do their part.”

Even the sheriff, with two murders to solve. “Let’s give him the turkey as a thank you present,” I suggested. I felt amazingly better, even though Gerda refused to consider my generous impulse. Most likely, Sarkisian had delegated as well and had someone in his department take care of it. I’d have to call-scratch that, I’d drop by-with heartfelt gratitude for Jennifer if I survived all the way to Monday.

The change of venues meant I had to activate the phone tree again, first to arrange for a decorating committee in the morning and secondly to let everyone know they wouldn’t have to come to the dinner armed with beach umbrellas. While Gerda put on a kettle for much needed tea, I telephoned Ida.

“More decorating?” the woman demanded in tones of foreboding when I’d explained the situation to her.

“Hey, it’ll be dry. And the school already has some stuff up for the kids.”

Ida snorted. “Paper turkeys and pilgrims, colored with crayons.”

“You can have a real turkey,” I tried.

Ida, sensibly, ignored me. “Well, I’ll see who I can round up. What a pity today’s refreshments got ruined in the rain.”

“Throw the cookies back in an oven to dry them out?”

She laughed and hung up.

Maybe-just maybe-I could go to bed soon. We made a pot of chamomile infused with oat straw, then Gerda took her turn at the phone. She called Hugh Cartwright. He answered on the fifth ring, and judging from the sound of his “What do you want?” that belted over the wire instead of a more conventional “Hello,” his mood could not be described as good.

“To give you a piece of my mind,” Gerda responded promptly.

“Gerda?” he bellowed, then his tone dropped to a querulous grumble, still audible from a distance of ten feet away from the receiver.

She made appropriate soothing noises while he unburdened himself about his views of people who were so self-absorbed that they could commit murder on his business premises without any thought or consideration for what this was going to do to his work schedules. When he finally ran down, Gerda proceeded to give him the lecture of his life about reneging on promises. To my amazement, he did not resort to shouting again.

Gerda listened to his mutterings in his own defense for a minute, then cut him short. “You’re not fooling anyone. You’re just an old skinflint and ought to be ashamed of yourself. Now, you’re going to call Sheriff Sarkisian right now and tell him you wouldn’t dream of pressing charges against Peggy. Then you’re going to call Peggy and apologize to her for breaking your word. Is that understood?” She listened for a moment, smiling. “Thought so. All right, you too. See you at the dinner tomorrow.” She hung up and turned back to me, beaming. “All taken care of.”

I stared at her. “What hold do you have over him?” I demanded.

She actually blushed. “Oh, he wanted to marry me a couple of years back.”

If I hadn’t already been sitting I would have fallen. I settled for clutching Hefty. “You… He…”

“Don’t be ridiculous, Annike.” She sounded as stern as when she’d talked to Cartwright. “Certainly being rich would be nice, but not if it meant having to put up with that man.” She sniffed. “He doesn’t like cats.” And she walked out of the room before I could think of anything else to say.

I finished my tea, then got ready for bed. It just went to show, there were all sorts of things you didn’t know, even about your nearest and dearest.

The roar of an engine missing on one of its cylinders woke me up all too early Sunday morning. I shoved my feet into slippers, dragged on my comfortable old bathrobe, and hurried out to the deck in the drizzling rain. Through the trees, I could just make out something large and oddly colored down near the gate. Simon Lowell’s old hippie van. I went back inside, donned jeans, a sweatshirt and tall rubber boots, and hiked down to meet him.

By the time I got there, it was pouring. Simon stood beside the fence post he had put in last night, frowning. “What’s wrong?” I called as I approached.

He looked up and shook his head. “Ground’s too wet. I’ll probably have to take it out and reset it during a dry spell.”

As I commiserated with him over this, another ancient engine drew closer and labored its way up the last steep portion of hill that led to Gerda’s. Adam Fairfield’s Chevy appeared around the bend. Any hope I had that he might just drive on up the lane faded as he pulled in at the gate, blocking it. He climbed out.

“Knew that racket had to be you.” He glared at Simon.

“Look, Fairfield…”

Adam stalked over, sliding in the mud, and took a swing at Simon. Simon stepped back, slipped, and went down with a splat. You just couldn’t thud on ground this soft. Adam threw himself after him, and the two rolled until they were drenched and filthy, all the while throwing wild punches and swearing. I watched for a few seconds, then crossed to the pump house, which also held the controls to Gerda’s watering system. I selected a hose, turned it on full blast, then returned to the two men and aimed it on them. I wasn’t sure they’d notice, what with the pouring rain, but I managed to get it in their faces.

They fell apart, scrambling and sliding to hands and knees, both glaring at me. I held it on Adam a little longer, rinsing off his clothes for him. I don’t think he appreciated it. He started toward me, then stopped.

I lowered my weapon. “Going to be reasonable, now?”

Adam drew a shaky breath. “God, I’m sorry, Annike. But Nancy just told me she’s going to marry that…that…”

Simon’s bearded jaw dropped. “She is?” A broad grin spread across his face.

“If you think I’ll have a worthless drug dealer without a penny to his name for my baby’s husband…”

Simon burst out laughing. “She’s going to marry me!” he cried to me. “Damn, I can’t believe it! She really loves me!”

“She’s crazy if she does,” Adam panted. “She’s a Stanford student! She could have a real life ahead! I won’t let her throw it away on some wastrel who’s never accomplished anything!”

Simon’s chin came up, and his eyes narrowed. “Look, I’ll make this easier for you. Dad.”

I held the hose at the ready, but although Adam’s hands clenched at that epithet, and he twitched all over, he made no immediate move to attack Simon.

“It’s none of your business,” Lowell went on, a touch of smugness creeping into his voice. And his attitude. “But you might as well know. I have accomplished a couple of things.” His lip curled. “More than you ever have.”

“Like jail time?” sneered Adam.

“How about a doctorate from Yale in political science? And I contribute articles to national political magazines. Regularly.”

Adam’s fury faded to an expression more akin to someone who had just been hit over the head with a bag of wet cement. “You went to college? To Yale?”

“Yeah. You should be glad I don’t mind that my future wife’s only going to Stanford. And there’s more. Brody was trying to blackmail me, you know. He thought-and he was right-that I’d rather people didn’t know I inherited thirty-seven million from my mother’s side of the family.”

“Thirty…” Adam mouthed the word, not able to make a sound.

“Why-why is that worth blackmail?” I demanded, stunned myself.

Simon gave me a derisive look. “Some people would say it’s easy to preach communism and poverty when you’ve got a trust fund to fall back on. I’d give it away if I could, but I can’t. But I do give away the quarterly checks. That’s how Brody found out. He audited the homeless shelter.”

“Peggy’s?” I sounded as weak as I felt. Thirty-seven million?

He nodded. “I hadn’t covered my tracks as well as I’d thought. Once he’d traced the donation to me, he started digging and found out the whole. So what do you make of that? Dad.” He turned back to Adam. “I can afford to take care of Nancy.”

Adam stared at him with that blank face of shock. He opened his mouth, then closed it again. He turned back to his truck. “Got to go to work,” he managed. He shook his head. “The police are leaving, and someone’s got to play guard.” He climbed in. Without ever once looking at Simon, he backed out of the drive, maneuvered until he faced the direction from which he’d come, and departed down the hill.

“Why didn’t you tell him, before?” I demanded as the racket of the engine faded. “Think of all the upset you could have spared Nancy.”

He tilted his head. “You really don’t get it? I wanted Nancy-and both her parents-to accept me for what I am, not for my bank account. I want her on my terms. And now I’ve got her. So to hell with her parents.” He nodded toward the post. “Tell your aunt I’ll keep checking on it. And I’ll get to her insulation later. Right now,” and his smug grin returned, “I’m going to go see Nancy.” He jumped into the old van, waved at me, and backed out.

I stared after him. Thirty-seven million. And he wanted to give it away. I agreed that nonprofits and other good causes could use a good chunk of it. But all? My admiration for Simon’s principles swelled. But his attitude? I slogged back through the rain, pondering the man. Along with all that money, he also had a violent streak. And a desire to control people. I hoped Nancy was making a wise decision.

I found Gerda in the kitchen, already dressed, scrambling egg substitute and toasting whole grain bread. It smelled wonderful. I thrust my worries aside and settled at the table, sipping the tea my aunt shoved in front of me.

“What was all that ruckus down at the gate about?” She scooped up Clumsy, who had just jumped on the table, and deposited him on the floor.

I explained what had occurred in general terms, but-and it took a severe struggle-I kept the news about Simon’s fortune to myself. I knew my aunt too well. She wouldn’t be able to resist telling Peggy, and probably Ida Graham, as well. Then Sue Hinkel would get the word, and it would pass to every patron who visited her salon. It was Simon’s dirty-if platinum-lined-secret. It was for him to tell or keep quiet as he chose, no matter how hard it was for me to keep from blurting it out.

In less than ten minutes, we had finished our rapid meal, cleaned up the dishes, and headed down to the garage. Gerda opened the door, then froze in a dramatic posture just inside the threshold.

“Hurry up, I’m getting wet!” I complained, still at the base of the stairs.

“Tedi Bird is out of your car!” Gerda whispered.

“Run for it!” I exclaimed, and pushed forward. But we were beaten to the vehicle by a beak. The turkey scrambled into the backseat, then settled with a rustle of feathers.

“She likes car rides,” Gerda announced with fond delight. “What a clever bird.”

“I can think of more appropriate adjectives.” I raised the top, climbed in and started the engine. That Damned Bird positively radiated contentedness.

Unbelievably, the school custodian awaited us at the door to the cafeteria. He let us in, handed the keys to Gerda with orders not to leave the place unattended, and took himself off. Gerda and I walked in and looked around.

“Serving tables right there, beside the kitchen?” I suggested. Might as well keep it as easy as possible.

“Hmmm.” Gerda strolled toward the opposite end with its raised stage. From there she made a tour of the outer perimeters, eyeing the current decorations, which consisted of the artwork of the primary grades.

“Here I am,” sang Cindy Brody from the door. “But where is everyone else?”

I blinked. Of all the SCOURGEs, she was the last I would have expected.

“I brought tablecloths,” she added.

“How wonderful,” declared Gerda. She even sounded like she meant it. “Let’s get them spread.”

They proved to be made of heavy paper, some orange, some yellow, some white. “Just like candy corn.” Cindy beamed. “Ida told me to bring some of that, too, to scatter across the tables.”

“Good idea.” I was going to have to do something wonderful for Ida when this was all over. Like not give her That Damned Bird. “Bring any tape?”

Cindy hadn’t, but Sue Hinkel, who arrived only minutes later, had. Peggy brought some, too, and Ida and Art arrived laden with a crock pot of hot cider for the workers and construction paper for cutting out table decorations. Even Simon came, bringing a quiet Nancy with him.

“Dad’s over at the Still,” she confided, “or he’d be here, too.”

Actually, I got the impression everyone was glad of an excuse to band together. So many of them were suspects in the murders-and they knew that all too well. They worked with gusto, creating stand-up paper constructs of pilgrims and turkeys for the center of each table, laughing too loud at jokes that weren’t funny, talking in brittle, cheerful voices, everyone sitting close together instead of spread out.

Only I remained quiet, my head aching again. I’d forgotten to take a pain pill that morning, I realized. But I could only blame part of it on that accident the other night. Mostly, as I looked around the room at these people I knew so well, it wrenched at me to think that one of them might be a murderer.

Gerda. It was a struggle, but I made myself recognize that Brody had cheated her and she was not one to take something like that lying down. But Gerda, as a murderer, only worked if I added Peggy into the equation. Those two working together could probably pull off strange and terrible things. And Peggy could well have needed both Brody and Dave Hatter dead if she were up to more than minor embezzling at the Still.

But if Peggy were guilty, she didn’t need Gerda’s help. She had her own devoted shadow, a strong young man who swore he would do anything for his benefactress. And that might include murder, with or without her knowledge.

Then there was Cindy, determined to have lots of money, which gave her one of the oldest and best motives in the world for wanting her husband dead before the divorce became final. But would she have killed Dave Hatter? That only made sense if he’d guessed too much about Brody’s murder.

My gaze fell across Nancy, which made me think of her father, Adam Fairfield, not present at the moment. No real reason to kill Brody-unless Adam had been up to something at the Still. That might also provide the reason for Dave’s needing to die before he could reveal something.

Then I came to Simon Lowell. The sheer idea of being blackmailed might have mattered more to him than the contents of the blackmail. He might well have hated Brody every bit as much as rumor hinted. But if he killed Dave, again it could only be because of what Dave had learned about Brody’s death.

For that matter, Dave himself had seemed a likely candidate for Brody’s murder. What if Sarkisian were wrong and Dave really had killed himself? I clung to that possibility. That would clear everyone else, that would tie everything up neatly. And tomorrow we could try to go back to normal.

“Why so quiet?” Gerda called to me from a little way down the table.

“Just thinking. Why don’t we put That Damned Bird in the corner over there? A bit of realistic decoration.”

“Hah!” Ida, one of the few free of suspicion in either murder, grinned at me. “You’re just trying to get rid of your aunt’s new pet.”

“I just want it out of my car,” I grumbled.

“What’s the matter, no one in the mood to take it off your hands?” Sarkisian asked.

I looked up, surprised. I hadn’t heard him come in.

“Come to help?” Gerda asked. “There’s an extra pair of scissors.” She held up the blunt-tipped pair, designed for elementary school use, she held.

“And tons of paste, too, I bet. No, I need to borrow Ms. McKinley for a few hours.”

I lowered my head into my hands. “Why me?” I groaned.

“Run along and do your civic duty, dear,” Gerda told me.

Something in her voice told me she would appreciate it if I hurried the sheriff out of there. I glanced at the others. Only Ida and Art seemed unaffected by Sarkisian’s presence. Peggy kept peeking at him and looking away, her shoulders hunched. Even Sue Hinkel looked uncomfortable, which surprised me. Tension was catching.

I rose, dusted off my jeans, and started for the door. “Oh.” I unhooked my keys from where they hung on my purse strap. “Here.” I tossed them to Gerda. “Take That Damned Bird home for lunch. Roast her,” I added as I strode out the door in Sarkisian’s wake.

“Still at war with the turkey?” he asked, all sympathy.

“I suppose I could get used to it, if it would nest somewhere else,” I sighed. “What are we looking for, now?”

“Those inventory sheets. Got to find out if there’s anything screwy about them.”

I groaned. “How far back do we have to check?”

“No idea.” He led me to the Honda, which he’d left on the street. Double parked.

When he started the car, a tape started playing, and we drove to the Still to the accompaniment of the H.M.S. Pinafore. He hummed along at first, then I caught a slight echo to the songs in a very creditable baritone. I refrained from adding my own far from creditable alto.

We parked in the main lot, where only Adam’s pickup stood near the door. Apparently a quiet day at the Still. From the backseat Sarkisian produced a heavy-looking briefcase, a bakery bag and a thermos, and we ran through the rain for the entrance.

Adam answered the bell almost at once and flung the door wide. “Saw the car,” he explained. “What’s up?”

“We need to check a few things we didn’t take away with us.”

Adam shook his head. “What, the bare walls? I thought you cleared every piece of paper out of here.”

“That,” sighed Sarkisian, “would have taken more cars than the sheriff’s office possesses.”

Adam accompanied us to the financial office and unlocked the door. Sarkisian laid out the contents of the bag-chocolate chip cookies and quite a few of them at that-and Adam started the office’s coffeepot. While it brewed, he perched on the edge of the table and munched our snack.

Sarkisian shoved the briefcase under the table, then opened the first filing cabinet. After running a finger along labels, he shut it and went to the next drawer.

“Can I help?” Adam asked.

Sarkisian shook his head. “This is more along the line of eliminating possibilities rather than finding something. Grunt work.”

Obligingly, I grunted.

“Ah.” He pulled out a folder. “Here’s where we start, I guess.”

Adam shook his head. “Better you than me.” He took another cookie, poured a cup of black coffee, and headed toward the door. “Got to do the rounds, though God knows why. Might have been of some use if I’d been here with Dave yesterday.”

“Don’t take blame that isn’t yours.” Owen Sarkisian called the sage advice after him.

“Yeah. We all have enough of our own, I guess.” Adam waved with the hand that held the cookie, then drew the door closed behind him with his boot.

Sarkisian set the folder he’d pulled on the table, then took the chair next to mine. “Production records for January,” he said. “I want to know the volume distilled and the number of bottles filled. And yes, I know that rhymed, so don’t make any nasty cracks.”

“Want to start on the apricot brandy?” The stuff in which Dave had drowned… Well, that seemed appropriate. I sifted through pages, checking dates and notes and figures. At last, I shook my head. “I don’t know anything about distilling. You picked the wrong helper.”

He nodded, glum. He’d been doing the same for the cranberry liqueur. He shoved his folder aside and glared at it. “We’ll have to call in an expert and see if they can figure anything out.”

“Hugh Cartwright will throw a fit. He’ll say you’re giving his secrets to the competition.”

“To hell with Hugh Cartwright.”

I hadn’t seen Sarkisian so annoyed before. I carried both folders back to the filing cabinet and replaced them. “Let’s see what’s in your briefcase, then let’s call it quits for the day.”

He dragged it out from under the table and clicked it open. “Those reports that had Hatter’s prints.”

I took a handful. They contained the same sort of information as the ones in the file folder, except these were the hand-written originals, not the printed copies that came out after Peggy entered the data into the computer. I noted the different handwritings, the different entries, the scribbles and corrections, the-

“Sarkisian?” I studied the page I held. “Look at this, will you?”

He leaned over, frowning as he tried to make out the numbers. “Someone changed the final figures.”

I nodded. “Same color, but different pen.”

He shot me a penetrating look, then checked again. “The number of finished bottles went down by…” he peered more closely. “Twelve, it looks like. Hmmm. Not eleven or thirteen. A neat dozen. One case. Interesting.” He turned to another sheet, another product. “My, my. Same thing happened here, too. Twelve bottles fewer than first recorded.”

“I wonder how many bottles could have been produced from the amount of raw materials,” I mused.

Our gazes met, and he began to grin. “A case of each product, do you think? Selling this stuff-it’s pretty damned pricy, I’ve noticed. Selling it on the side could generate quite a tidy little income.”

“If it’s got the official seal intact,” I agreed. “How many different products, do you think?”

We finished checking the papers and found that same discrepancy for seven products. Seven cases. Sarkisian did some fast math on a scratch sheet and whistled. “That comes to over fifteen hundred, tax-free. Every month, do you think?”

I sighed. “Without the handwritten records, we’ve no way of telling, short of checking the raw materials.”

He nodded, but the light of the chase glittered in his eyes. “What do you want to bet Brody noticed something? Like a drop in the number of cases produced?”

“But wouldn’t Peggy…” I began, then broke off.

“Our thief may have begun in a small way, at first,” Sarkisian suggested. He avoided stating the obvious, that Peggy could have made those alterations herself to cover her tracks, that she could have known perfectly well why production dropped. “Just a bottle or two, increasing by one every month or so? That would make it less obvious.”

I nodded, seeing the potential. Peggy paid attention to the daily details. Brody, as the accountant, probably checked figures from year to year. He would have noticed a drop-off in production from February of one year to February of the next. And he might have gotten suspicious. He might even have wanted to be cut in on the scam. And Dave Hatter? Had he been the thief-or had he caught the culprit carrying out the cases or altering the records?

We held the solution to the deaths of Clifford Brody and Dave Hatter in our hands. And I just couldn’t see what it was.

Chapter Eighteen

My work, at least, at the Still seemed finished. Sarkisian would now turn those papers over to someone who knew about distilling and bottling and whatever else went into the whole process, and confirm our suspicions. But no matter how much I turned it over in my mind, I still couldn’t figure out who was responsible.

It could be anyone, not just someone who worked at the Still. If Dave Hatter had made the alterations on the inventory sheets, he could have passed the bottles to a partner to sell. I had only his wife’s assertions about their financial ruin to explain his depression. It might have been Brody’s death that had him in such a state. He might have only pretended to be glad. If Dave panicked over Brody’s murder, his partner might have killed him to keep him quiet. I shuddered. If Dave trusted his murderer, he wouldn’t have put up a fight. He might have let him-or her-close enough. I felt sick.

Sarkisian drove me back to the school, but no cars remained in the parking lot. Everyone had gone home, which I hoped meant they had finished the decorating. The SCOURGEs really have good hearts, and an amazing capacity to work.

“Home?” the sheriff asked.

I nodded, too tired to speak. I still had to face making whatever dish Gerda had signed us up for. He dropped me off in front of the house, and I climbed out into the non-stop drizzle. “Coming for the dinner?” I asked.

“Wouldn’t miss it.”

“What are you going to do next?”

“Get warrants so I can check bank accounts. If someone really was selling that stuff, they were pocketing a tidy little sum every month. They’d have to put it somewhere.”

“Switzerland?” I suggested. “The Caymans?”

He shook his head. “I don’t think so.”

I stared at him, noting the set of his jaw, the glint in his eyes, and my stomach lurched. “You know! You know who killed Brody!”

His mouth tightened. “Let’s just say I have a very strong suspicion.”

“Well?” I demanded when he said nothing else.

He shook his head. “There isn’t any solid evidence. Not unless…this person,” he said, carefully avoiding any use of a pronoun, “made regular deposits to a bank account. Without that, I haven’t one single shred of real proof. It’s all just logic and instinct, all circumstantial. And a good lawyer could make out a circumstantial case against every one of the other suspects, which would create enough reasonable doubt to get the whole thing thrown out of court. I’d never be able to make the charge stick.”

“So what do you do if no one’s made any illicit deposits?”

He gave an eloquent shrug. “Make sure no one else gets hurt. Come up with a brilliant trap. Call in Sherlock Holmes. God knows. I’ll come up with something.”

“I’ll help if…” I broke off.

He met my gaze. Slowly, purposefully, he shook his head. “I’m not putting you in any more danger. You don’t know anything, I never said a word about this, you just go on as normal.”

I let the rain pelt down on me. “I’m going to be upset, aren’t I?”

His mouth quirked. “You’ll be upset no matter who it turns out to be. It’s your nature. You want this all to be a big mistake and have a happy ending.”

I caught my lower lip between my teeth. I didn’t have to nod. He was coming to know me all too well. And I knew him well enough to know that deep down, he wanted to feel the same. But he was a realist, and he would arrest the murderer because it had to be done. People had to feel safe. I doubted he gave a damn about justice in its abstract sense. It was people that mattered to him. Tom had been that way. It was why I’d loved him so much. And why he’d been such a good sheriff.

“Tell me,” I said at last.

He shook his head. “If you knew, you’d never be able to act like you didn’t. You’d do or say something that would warn the murderer.”

I opened my mouth to protest, but closed it again. He was right. I’d never be able to interact with that person without giving the whole show away. “The curiosity will kill me,” I said at last.

“Better it than the murderer.” He held my gaze for a long moment. “Besides, if I’m wrong, you’d laugh at me. I’m not going to give you that chance.” He waved and drove off.

Well, I’d find out soon enough, I suspected. Sarkisian seemed the type who would accomplish what he set out to do. With a sigh, I forced the matter to the back of my mind and dragged myself up the outside steps. I didn’t dare let Gerda get so much as a hint that Sarkisian was closing in on the killer.

“Well, I see you managed to get yourself out of helping us decorate,” my loving aunt said by way of greeting.

I fell into a chair in the kitchen, folded my arms on the table and sank my head onto them. Teeth settled into my ankle, and I reached down to scoop up Furface. “Next time you want me to take part in a SCOURGE project, just shoot me instead, will you?”

A silence of several seconds stretched between us. Then, brightly, she said, “I’ve already made our cranberry salad, and it’s in the fridge, setting up. Now, we’ve got a full hour before we have to go back down there. Why don’t you go soak in a tub?”

My head came up slowly as if rising to a glorious scent on the wind. “You mean that? A whole hour to relax?” I got halfway across the living room, with thoughts of lavender bath salts, hot water and wine filling my mind, when the phone rang.

Gerda caught it on the second ring. “Annike? It’s Ida.”

I considered running for it, but instead reached for an extension. “What’s up?”

“I forgot to tell people to bring chafing dishes.” It came across as a wail. “How are we going to keep things hot?”

I closed my eyes. “Lukewarm’s fine with me.” Before she could protest, I hung up.

Gerda settled in a chair, and three of the cats pawed for her attention. The black tom Clumsy scrambled into the coveted place in her lap. The rotund Siamese Olaf leapt up and pushed Clumsy aside to make a few inches of room for himself, although his haunches and a considerable portion of his stomach overlapped onto the padded arm. That left orange Mischief to curl himself around her feet. I looked away from the yellow police tape that still hung across the study door and dove for my room before anyone else could call.

Vilhelm greeted me with a round of furious cheeping. I opened his cage for his afternoon flap-an exercise he’d been forced to miss for the last couple of days-and changed into my bathrobe while he circled the room. He landed in my hair, and it took a minute to disentangle his feet and convince him not to bite my fingers. Leaving him to his own devices, I closed the door firmly, pushed away Birgit and Furface, and went to prepare my sanctuary.

I didn’t have much time, and I was going to make the most of it. I started the water running, threw in handfuls of herbs and a few drops of almond oil, lit candles, poured a glass of white zinfandel, then turned to the bathroom CD player. I hesitated over Gilbert and Sullivan, but that made me think of Sarkisian. I didn’t want to think about the sheriff right now and especially not about whom he believed to be the murderer. Instead, I selected Vivaldi’s Four Seasons. I sank into the steaming water and closed my eyes. I was going to make this last every second I could.

I was only taking my fourth sip of wine when Gerda pounded on the door. “Time to dress,” she called.

“No it isn’t,” I called back, but without much hope.

“We have to leave in fifteen minutes. We’ve got the key, remember.”

I considered telling her what she could do with the key. I also considered telling her that she could go down alone and I’d come along later, like maybe tomorrow or the day after. Instead, I released the plug on the bath and felt all that beautiful relaxation draining away. If only we’d set the starting time for the dinner at five o’clock. But four o’clock it was, because that allowed people to arrive while it was still light. In the park, that mattered more than it did at the school, where floodlights illuminated the parking lot and overheads hung along the walkway leading to the lit-and well heated-cafeteria. Maybe we ought to see about holding the Dinner-in-the-Park at the school every year.

I drove slowly, not wanting to arrive, not wanting to face all those people. Sarkisian had decided one of them was a murderer. He was right. I didn’t want it to be any of them. But no matter how hard I tried to ignore the matter, niggling doubts and fears kept intruding into my mind. Suspicious little details haunted me that had never been explained. Like the fact Cindy Brody could not have tolerated losing all her husband’s money. How had she planned to get it away from his clever hiding tricks-unless he somehow died before the divorce was final? Well, Sarkisian was looking into bank accounts.

Simon Lowell’s violent streak troubled me, too. I doubted very much that only Adam Fairfield brought it out. A man with that much money, with his flair for defying convention, with his unorthodox views of law and politics, might also have a warped view on the value of human life. Nancy, I suspected, would be better off without him. Which led me to Adam Fairfield’s delight in baiting Simon, his obsession with winning back his ex-wife, and the frustrations and fury that raged within him. Did he need more than the occasional fistfight with Simon to vent his feelings?

For that matter, what about Tony Carerras? I had a lot of unanswered questions about his sealed past. Tom had arrested him for gang activities, that was all I knew. That had been county and sheriff business. I had no idea why the Meritville police had dragged him in and sent him to juvenile hall. He could have been up to just about anything at the Still, and Brody might have caught him. And then there was his abject loyalty to Peggy, transferred to her, I suspected, from his former gang. Some of the gangs considered murder as a rite of passage or a duty. I couldn’t dismiss the possibility he might commit murder if he thought it would help Peggy.

Which brought me to a particular unanswered question about Peggy, herself. I shot my aunt an assessing glance. She looked tired. Maybe tired enough to break down and finally tell me the truth. “Gerda?”

“Mmm?” She stared out the window into the rain.

“Time for confessions.”

That brought her head around. “I did not kill Brody,” she informed me in cold accents. Which let me know her thoughts had been following a similar trail to mine.

“Of course not. But you lied to Sarkisian about how Peggy’s cigarette lighter got on your desk.”

She said nothing for a long moment. Then, “Oh. Do you think he realized that, too?”

“He doesn’t seem to miss much. So, how-and when-did it really get there?”

She sighed. “I’ve no idea. I don’t remember seeing it, but you know what my desk’s like. You could probably hide an elephant in all that clutter. For all I know, it could have been there for weeks.”

Or it might have been there for no more than an hour.

“Oh, no.” Gerda glared at me. “Whatever you’re thinking, stop it right now! She couldn’t-wouldn’t-have killed him. Be reasonable. Why on earth would she be taking out her lighter if she were stabbing him? The sheriff himself admitted there was no smell of cigarettes in the room, so she hadn’t stopped to smoke to settle her nerves.”

That was true. But if Peggy had murdered Brody, she might well have been stressed enough to want a cigarette, taken out both it and her lighter, remembered she was in Gerda’s house, and put the cigarette away again. She was so scattered she could easily have set down the lighter and forgotten it.

We reached the school, so I let the matter drop. We’d arrived only a few minutes later than planned, but Peggy was already in the lot, waiting. I greeted her-I hoped-as if I had not just been considering the possibility that she was a murderer. Apparently she found nothing amiss or suspicious in my manner, and as a threesome we trooped along the hall to the cafeteria. We’d barely opened it and switched on the lights when Art and Ida showed up, followed by Sue Hinkel.

“Dumping all this on you was a rotten thing to do,” Ida told me as we arranged main dishes at one end of the table and salads at the other. Side dishes, drinks and desserts would occupy a second table.

“Damn right,” I agreed.

She grinned. “Well, this is the last event. It’ll all be over in a few hours.”

I nodded. Did that, I wondered, include the murder investigation, too? Damn, Sarkisian was right. I wanted it all to have been a mistake. I loved happy endings. But there wouldn’t be one to this awful affair. Unless-and I clung to this possibility-he’d been wrong, and Dave Hatter had committed suicide after killing Brody. Well, I could dream, couldn’t I?

Peggy disappeared, but came back a few minutes later carrying a boom box. She turned on its radio, and out blared Christmas music. Christmas. On Thanksgiving weekend. I couldn’t face it.

“Can’t they let us finish one holiday before assaulting us with another?” demanded Ida, echoing my feelings.

Peggy switched channels, but the next three she tried also blared Rudolph and Santa Claus at us. She tried again, and this time located a talk show. Her next attempt brought up salsa music, which won by an overwhelming vote. We left it there.

The first of our community diners began to arrive, bearing their own plates and utensils as well as their offerings. The SCOURGE elite squad took up places behind the serving tables, directing the newcomers where to place their casseroles and vegetables and cakes. The variety of foods impressed me, and I could only pray that no one got food poisoning from dishes left out too long, whether here or where they were made.

Nancy arrived with Simon, who still looked smug. She greeted us with a weary smile as they deposited their offering of a cranberry tart on the second table. “Dad’s found someone to spell him at the Still,” she announced. “He’s getting off duty at four-thirty, then he’ll change and come on over.”

“We’ll make sure there’s food left,” Art told her.

Already people filled plates and found themselves places to sit. A few of the smaller kids danced to the music. I heaved a sigh of relief. We just might make it through this. I might survive the weekend.

Nancy and Simon sat at a table near us. She slumped in her seat. She really ought to go home to rest. Apparently Simon thought the same thing. He frowned at her, pushed his plate away and stood up. She shook her head at whatever he told her.

His voice rose. “I said we’re going.”

“But I’ve barely started…”

He took her arm. “Come on. You’re too tired to be here. I’m taking you home.” Leaving their plates where they lay, he hauled her from the room.

I’d been right to think him controlling, and wondered if he’d kept this side of himself hidden from Nancy until now. I could only hope she noticed this disturbing trend in his behavior and thought better of marrying him. And his millions.

They almost collided with Sarkisian in the doorway. He stepped aside, waving them on with a hand that grasped a can of cranberry sauce. Four more cans peeked out from where he clutched them against his chest with his other arm. I hurried to meet him.

“Find anything out?” I honestly couldn’t contain my curiosity-and fear.

His grim expression answered my question even before he spoke. “Nothing unusual in deposits, and all as it ought to be in checks written. The money-if there ever was any-is well hidden. Or in someone else’s account.”

“How many-” I began.

“I’ve only had time to check the one, so far. Guess how I’ll be spending the rest of the evening. And night, with my luck.”

I nodded. “Have time for some dinner, first?”

“I could use-” The radio crackled at his belt, and he broke off, swearing. He thrust the cans of cranberry at me and strode from the cafeteria.

“A policeman’s lot is not a happy one,” I murmured, and the quote from the Pirates of Penzance brought back the memory of only a few nights before when we’d stood in the rain outside my aunt’s house watching Peggy drive off in a huff.

“This the gig?” yelled a determined voice over the babble of small talk that filled the room.

I looked up, jolted back to the present. And a rather unexpected one, at that. A teenager, with spiky purple and orange hair and more piercings than I would have thought the human body could tolerate, stood in the doorway. He clutched the neck of an electric guitar, the body of which rested on his shoulder.

“Where do you want us?” he asked. Conversations broke off as people turned to stare.

“Anywhere but here,” I moaned.

Gerda turned a bemused stare on me. “Did you…”

“No!”

The teenager strode further into the room, followed by four more, all spiky-haired, all in too tight jeans, open vests over T-shirts, and black army boots. One pushed a handcart on which rested the largest set of amplifiers I’d ever seen. Another bore a portable drum set, while a third lugged a keyboard. The fourth carried a bass over his shoulder. Their leader looked around, then headed for the stage with his cohorts following. That all-too familiar sinking sensation attacked my stomach.

“Annike…” Gerda began.

“Not me,” I protested.

The first teenager looked up from where they’d begun to hook up their equipment and surveyed the staring crowd. “Hey, Aunt Cindy! Want to check the bass?”

Aunt Cindy. That explained everything.

Cindy Brody hurried into the cafeteria from the kitchen, beaming. “Go ahead,” she called.

The first notes blasted out the hall. Fortunately they turned the volume down on their own-they never could have heard my screaming for them to do so. Unfortunately, they didn’t turn it down enough. Nor had they tuned up, yet. The resulting cacophony of sound made me whimper.

Cindy strolled over to us. “Isn’t it great having a live band?” she yelled over the din.

“Your nephew?” I inserted as much accusation into those two words as I could muster.

She nodded, but seemed to think I’d just paid her a compliment. “They’re just getting started. I thought this would give them a boost.”

“Did she say ‘boost’ or ‘bust’?” demanded Peggy.

“Have you…have you ever actually heard them play?” Sue Hinkel managed, barely audible over the dis-chords that emitted from the speakers.

Then the band-to use the term in its broadest sense-started the first song, punk rock as expected, obscene lyrics as feared. It was so awful, so off-key and out of sync, I couldn’t decide whether to cry or laugh. I chose the latter and sank against the wall to support myself. I was going to strangle every single member of the SCOURGE elite, beginning with Cindy and going on until I’d killed every last one of them. And then I was going to beg Sarkisian to lock me up in a nice quiet jail cell for some much needed peace. Or maybe I’d plead for a padded cell.

“Do something!” Gerda shouted at me.

Already, several parents gathered up their young children and headed for the door. I couldn’t blame them. But I also couldn’t let the dinner collapse like this. I strode forward, shouting at the band to stop, waving my arms to get their attention. They merely brandished their instruments around wildly in the air and struck even worse-sounding chords. I have nothing against punk rock. I’ve heard some really good bands. But this was stretching the definition of music too far.

Art Graham solved the problem for me. He pulled the plug. Literally. The amplified sound shut off. The so-called musicians stopped one at a time as they realized something was wrong, with the drummer winning the slowest-to-catch-on award by continuing for a good ten seconds after the others had quit.

“Hey, whatcha do that for?” the leader demanded in the sudden and blessed silence.

“Sorry. We’re rated G,” Art explained.

“Yeah. Whatever. Like, it’s up to you. Just so long as we get paid for the whole gig.”

Paid? I looked around for Cindy to demand an explanation, but she had faded away. Probably a strong streak of self-preservation. Definitely, I was going to begin my murder spree with her.

I’d hoped the band would take the hint and pack up, but instead they jumped down from the stage. They fished cards out of their pockets, and it took me a few seconds to realize they actually had the gall to solicit for more gigs among the diners. Most of the recipients either tore or crumpled up the slips of cardboard. No one bothered to put them anywhere for safekeeping.

With peace mostly restored, newcomers who had turned away at the door began to come back in. There seemed a lot of people, a lot of relieved laughing and talking, a lot of milling and filling of plates. Time slipped comfortably by, and everything actually ran smoothly, the only disturbance coming over who would get the last piece of a turkey, artichoke and mushroom quiche that I’d had my eye on, as well. That quarrel ended amicably, with the combatants cutting the slice in half and sharing it, and good will once more filled the cafeteria.

“We just might survive this,” I said to Peggy, then realized she no longer stood beside me. I had no idea how long she’d been gone, it wasn’t as if we were really doing anything other than standing here. I looked down the line but couldn’t see my aunt, either. That explained it. They’d probably retreated to the kitchen together for a break. Or, knowing them, a dish of yams swimming in marshmallows. I considered joining them, but that would leave only Sue behind the tables to receive any new offerings.

So where were the Grahams? I looked around the crowded room and spotted Art and Ida sitting in a corner, eating. When they reported back, I decided, I’d fill a plate for myself. I realized, with a touch of consternation, I’d been waiting for Sarkisian. But he’d never returned from answering that radio call. And that was more than half an hour ago, probably longer. I wondered what could have happened. Not, I prayed, another body.

“Annike?” Art nudged my elbow. “Where did you stow the liqueurs? We’d better trot them out before people start to leave.”

The liqueurs. I stared at him in dismay. “Dave Hatter was going to bring them,” I said. “Oh, God, and we promised everyone they could taste them!” We stared at each other for a moment. “Oh, hell. All right. I’ll go get them. Make an announcement that we’ll have them here within half an hour.” I dragged my purse from under the table, unhooked my keys, and ran for the parking lot.

“And you,” I told the turkey as I climbed into Freya, “are moving out. First thing tomorrow morning.” It ignored me, which was typical.

The rain didn’t even have the decency to let up and make the trip easier on me. I turned onto the road leading to the Still and took the slick curves at a snail’s pace. Adam would no longer be on duty. That meant I’d have to convince his replacement I had every right to take away bottles from the experimental batches. If it were someone I knew, I might have a chance. If it wasn’t…I wouldn’t even let myself think about that. I probably should have asked Gerda to have another word with Hugh Cartwright. With a sigh, I reached a short straight stretch and gave the car a little more gas. The latches holding up the flip-top rattled, but the duct tape I’d slapped over them still held.

The parking lot stood empty. I swore in frustration, then remembered shipping and receiving. I headed down the hill, and to my relief-and surprise-I spotted Sarkisian’s borrowed Honda. No sign of any other car. So where was Adam’s replacement? Unless Sarkisian had somehow gotten stuck with that job. That would delight the sheriff, being reduced to a security guard. Unless he was taking the opportunity to search for that solid evidence he’d been talking about.

And that brought me back to fretting over who, of all those people I knew, could have murdered Brody. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t get the worry out of my mind. It was terrible, suspecting everyone, knowing nothing for certain. I only hoped I could survive the suspense without throwing a screaming fit. And I prayed, once more, it would prove to have been Dave, acting alone, with none of the others involved.

Well, Sarkisian’s presence provided one bright spot. I’d have no trouble getting the bottles. I might even have help carrying the damned things.

The huge garage-like doors that allowed the paneled trucks to drive inside for both shipping and receiving remained firmly closed, but the smaller entry, which stood at the top of the ramp and led to the catwalk that ran around the bay, stood ajar a few inches. I ran up the ramp, shoved the door wide and stepped inside, out of the cold and wet.

A single fluorescent light cast a dim glow over the cement floor area below. The walkway encircled it, with several offices and storerooms on the side opposite me. One of the doors stood open, and a light showed within. Boxes and handcarts lined the wall below, but no trucks awaited loading. Only Tony’s motorcycle stood in a corner, out of the rain. I stared at it, surprised. Tony? Had he been promoted to night watchman? With his background? Or was he cleaning that office?

I started around the walkway toward the light. No one emerged, even as I rounded the end of the bay and circled back on the other side, nearing the room. “Tony?” I called, “Ow-Sheriff?” I’d nearly called Sarkisian by his first name, and that was something I was not going to allow myself to do. “Anyone down here?”

The light in the room snapped off.

“Tony?” I called again, and was annoyed that my voice sounded a bit shaky. The complete silence was giving me the creeps. Why didn’t he answer? If, in fact, it was Tony in that little office. If not-or for that matter, if it was- My suspicions-and uneasiness-surged to the forefront.

A dark shape emerged, and fear, like a rod of icy steel, shot through my chest and stomach. I held my ground simply because I had frozen where I stood, unable to move.

“Annike?” Adam’s voice. “What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be at the dinner?”

“I didn’t see your truck.” Relief flooded over me and I swallowed. I’d let my damned imagination get the better of my common sense. Still, I wanted to get out of here as quickly as I could. With an effort, I focused on the matter at hand. “I forgot about the liqueurs. Dave was going to bring a few bottles. Do you know if he ever set them aside?”

Adam shifted, bringing something on the floor behind him into my line of sight. Something large and dark. Something…

“I’ll check.” He eased himself through the narrow opening.

His movement allowed the dim light past him. A small area of the office’s linoleum floor glistened. Liquid? Then the whole shadowy shape resolved itself into a person-at least, I prayed it was a person and not another body. I could just make out the pepper-and-salt curling hair of Owen Sarkisian.

And that dark, glistening puddle was blood.

Chapter Nineteen

The sheriff’s hand twitched. He wasn’t dead, at least not yet. Then a muffled cry sounded, as of someone gagged. It hadn’t come from Sarkisian but from somewhere beyond him, back in the farthest corner. Slowly I raised my head and looked at Adam.

He just stood there, shoulders sagged, shaking his head. “Damn it, Annike, why’d you have to see that?”

“See-see what?” I tried, in that stupid way most people have of trying to lie themselves out of a jam. If I ran, did I have a chance of getting to safety? Of reaching the sheriff’s car and radioing for help for him? Sarkisian…

Adam just shook his head. “I’m sorry, Annike.” He took a step toward me.

I backed away. “Why?” I asked. Keep him talking, if I could just keep him talking, anything to delay his disposing of me…

He gave a short, mirthless laugh. “Do you know how much this stuff is worth? I know a guy who’ll give me a hundred fifty bucks a case, seven cases a month. That’ll pay for a lot of the things Lucy wants.”

“But-” I shook my head. Theft was one thing, murder another.

“Brody?” he asked as if reading my mind. “He called me from your aunt’s house, said he had a little business proposition for me. Do you know, he actually wanted me to take twice as many cases? And give him two-thirds of the money? If my buyer could have handled that many, I’d have already been doing it.”

I was still shaking my head. He had decided to kill me, too, or he wouldn’t be talking. Possibly he delayed doing the inevitable. I couldn’t believe he was a man who killed easily. But I could no longer deny he was a man who could kill. Well, delaying suited me just fine. “Stabbing isn’t your style,” I managed at last. “If he’d been bashed over the head with something…”

His mouth twisted. “I’m not dumb. I had the drive over to Gerda’s to think about how I wanted to handle him. Lucy’d never come back if I went to prison, so I had to silence him. And I had to do it in a way to divert suspicion. And I’ve taken every opportunity to start a fistfight since, so people would think just what you did.”

“And Dave?” I could only bless the impulse that seized him to talk, to confess. He wasn’t an evil man. He honestly seemed to want me to understand why I was going to die.

He made a toss-away gesture with one hand. “He was on the verge of killing himself, you know. But he kept backing out of it, said he couldn’t face the idea of pain. So I just-helped him along, a little. That should have made everyone think he’d killed Brody.”

“But Sarkisian realized it was another murder.”

Adam nodded. “That made it damned awkward.”

“Look, he knows it was you. He told me. He told others. You can’t get away with this.”

“That’s where I got lucky.” Adam fell silent for a moment, then continued. “He didn’t have proof. He knew that. Hell, I knew that. I was damned careful.”

“Then why…” My gaze returned to Owen Sarkisian’s hand. It no longer moved.

“He’s too tenacious, like a dog refusing to let go of a favorite toy. For all I knew, all that tenacity might have paid off, and he might have found some little detail I overlooked.”

“But there wasn’t any!” I tried. “You never even deposited the money from the liqueurs.”

Adam nodded. “That was the first thing anyone would check for, if they ever realized the inventory’d been changed a little. I’m smart enough to know that.”

“So where did you hide it?”

“In the house. In cash. And I made sure I paid for all the repairs by check, from money that could be traced to paychecks.”

“Then you were safe!” I almost wailed the words. “There was no need for…” I broke off, waving toward the office and Sarkisian’s limp form.

“You honestly think he’d have just shrugged his shoulders and forgotten about two murders if he had trouble finding proof?” His tone dripped scorn. “He’d have kept at it. So I set up a solution that will satisfy Goulding.”

“A… No. Sarkisian knew it was you. He’d never have walked into a trap.”

“Not if he suspected I set it, no. So I didn’t. I had Tony spring it.”

Tony. Tony’s motorcycle, just inside the garage doors. He had to be here, somewhere. But… Then I remembered that mumbling sound.

I swallowed to ease the dryness of my throat. “Tony was helping you?”

“Let’s say he looked the other way for a few dollars. And it was easy enough to get him to play along with a practical joke on the sheriff. I had him call and say he’d found something while sweeping up that might be of interest. I also had him say I wasn’t here, that I’d already gone home. So our good sheriff came, just like I’d wanted.”

“And Tony?”

Adam sighed. “If ever there was a pawn just made for sacrifice, it’s that sniveling little bastard. He’s tied up and gagged.” He jerked his chin to indicate the room behind him. “He’ll be shot by the sheriff’s gun, and the sheriff will be shot by an untraceable one with Tony’s prints. The sheriff will have caught him stealing cases-I’ll set a convincing stage, don’t worry-and they’ll have killed each other. Sarkisian will have been wrong about me. All neat and tidy. And now,” and his voice took on a note of genuine regret, “I’m sorry, Annike. I really am. I never wanted you involved. But I promise, you’ll be unconscious before you go over the ravine. You’ll never feel a thing.” He started toward me.

I turned and ran, back the way I’d come. And that was my mistake. Adam vaulted to the cement floor below. Before I’d rounded the second corner, he’d reached the exit himself and slammed it. He wedged something in the jamb, and I knew that even if I got past him, it would take time to get that door open. And time was something that was rapidly running out for me.

So if I couldn’t go that way, I’d go up. I scrambled through the passage that led to the production floor, then ran for the metal stairs that would take me to the office level, the reception desk, the front door, and freedom. But I was still weaving between rows of fermentation tanks when the night lights flickered off, plunging me into pitch-black.

No windows, no skylights. Nothing. Just me and the dark and literally tons of fermenting brandies and liqueurs in copper stills, just waiting for me to bump into them and set their instruments clattering. The least sound would give away my whereabouts.

“You can’t get out.” His voice sounded calm, reasonable. “I’ve cut the main power switch. That seals the door from the reception area.”

At least he didn’t try to convince me I was safe, that he wouldn’t harm me. I cringed down below the level of the cabinets in front of me. Had he just told the truth or a lie? I tried to recall the door but couldn’t. For all I knew, it did have some sort of emergency lock. It might be a fire precaution. This much alcohol would create a horrendous explosion if it ever caught a spark.

“Aren’t you going to promise not to tell anyone? Give me all the reasons why I shouldn’t kill you?” He sounded disappointed.

I was so desperate that for a moment I thought he might be serious, that he might honestly believe we could both get ourselves out of this. Then logic took over. If I spoke, I’d give away my position. That was all he wanted.

I could hear his own progress as he searched for me. Then a light flickered on. The beam of a flashlight. The production floor was large, with lots of tables and cabinets, but it wouldn’t take him that long to find me. I had to get away…

The light brushed across the stairs. I fixed the location firmly in my mind and inched toward it. I would not believe in the safety lock. I could not. That would be to admit I hadn’t a chance in this world of getting out of this mess alive. I had to cling to some scrap of hope.

His light darted toward me, and I ducked, fast. It passed by, swung back, then continued toward the far corner of the room. I slithered away, every step taking me nearer to safety. Or so I kept telling myself. I had to keep my spirits up somehow. He was coming closer, ever closer. I fought against panic. I wouldn’t have time to reach the stairs, let alone climb them.

My hand that followed the ledge of the cabinet brushed against something that moved. I froze, then allowed my fingers to search with extreme caution. A pen. No, not “a”. Two. The beginnings of a plan took root in my mind. All right, it wasn’t a very good one, but it was all I had. With luck he’d fall for it, simply because it was too unbelievably trite for me to actually try it.

I inched closer to the stairs, then waited, not wanting to get too close. The beam swept back. I ducked, but fixated on the place where the light had touched the metal steps. I could do this. I kept telling myself that my appalling aim, this time, would work, that for once I would throw something that would fly for more than ten feet.

The light swept in the other direction. Now or never. Well, now or I could crouch here like the coward I was until he caught me.

Without giving myself a chance for dithering indecision, I heaved one of the pens, missed the stairs and banged it instead against a copper still several feet from my target. Typical.

Adam reacted at once, though, with all the lack of reason I could have prayed for. He charged toward the sound, oblivious to the fact I could never have made any such noise by accident. But I wasn’t going to complain. I slunk backward, praying he would concentrate his search in the general vicinity of the pen.

His light focused, moving in slow circles, directed just where I hoped he would look. The outer fringe of it brushed the passage into the docks. And it had a door, too, one that could be closed and possibly even blocked behind me. I dove for it, banging against tables, heedless now of everything except reaching that opening before Adam.

I didn’t make it by much, but I did make it. I slammed the door shut, then wedged the other pen beneath it. It might hold him back for a few seconds, long enough for me to free the outer door, maybe even reach my car…

I had thrust my keys into my pocket when I’d entered the building. I dragged them out now, wanting them ready, wanting nothing to slow my escape. Adam already tugged and swore at the door I’d just blocked. It wouldn’t hold long. But would it be enough?

I pelted along the walkway in the dark, bumping against the railing, gasping for breath. I collided with the door, and sure enough, it wouldn’t open. Desperate, I felt along the edges until I found something wedged. I dragged at it, then bit back a cry as something sharp sliced my hand. Swearing under my breath, I felt it with more care. A pocket knife, open. The blade had been shoved in the door. But it was on my side, not like the pen I’d used to hold Adam at bay. If I could just pull it out…

I’d been so scared, I’d taken his word for it that he’d locked me in. But when I yanked at the knife, it came loose in my hand. I dragged open the door, then bolted through as Adam freed himself from my petty hindrance. I slammed the door behind me and shoved the knife into the space between the edge and the jamb, as he had done. I’d only run four steps before I heard it hit the ground.

Oh, damn, oh, damn, oh, damn. I hadn’t wedged it tight enough. Adam would be after me in a moment. I raced down the ramp to my car and scrambled into the driver’s seat. I had both doors locked in another moment and was trying to coax the engine to life.

Adam didn’t waste time trying to beat on my window or drag me from the car. It wouldn’t have worked, and he must have known it. Unless, of course, he’d given that damned flip-top a tug. Then he’d have opened Freya like a can of sardines. I blessed the fact he didn’t know-or at least think-about the faulty latches.

Instead he headed around the corner toward a stand of shrubs and trees. He must have concealed his truck in there, because as Freya’s engine roared and I threw her into reverse, I saw his headlights flash across the asphalt. And he was closer to the road leading out of here than I was. I stomped on the clutch, shoved the car into first, stepped hard on the gas-then swerved just feet short of my escape as he rammed the pickup across the opening.

I spun the wheel, skidding away, and as the duct tape holding the latches popped loose, the turkey screeched its fear. I didn’t blame it. It flapped, its wings hitting me on the back of the head, obscuring my view in the mirror. I made a wild swing, circled the lot, and amazingly Adam backed away to follow me. As soon as he’d turned from the narrow drive, I aimed Freya toward it once more and raced for escape. I had tremendous horsepower with that V-8 engine, but a finicky clutch that made it a struggle to shift gears.

Adam reached the road before me.

I slammed on the brakes and the tires shrieked in protest. The canvas flip-top wobbled and shot back on the over-oiled mechanism, and the turkey went flying forward. I wailed in fear for That Damned Bird.

Adam must have seen twenty-five pounds of terrified feathers coming straight at his windshield. He swerved, slamming on his brake, throwing himself into a spin. The pickup crashed head-on into the retaining wall, crumpling its hood. Steam hissed into the cold night.

That Damned Bird settled to the ground where it screeched and squawked in fury. I tried to shove poor Freya into reverse, but I was shaking too hard. For a long moment I stayed just where I was, trembling, my skin clammy with the aftermath of my terror.

I couldn’t just sit here like this, staring at Adam’s unconscious figure slumped over his steering wheel. Sarkisian lay in the building hurt, bleeding, most likely dying, and Adam would come around at any moment and come after us again…

I took a deep breath to steady myself. Help. I needed to get help. And the faster the better. When this was over, I promised myself, I was going to break down and get a cell phone, and to hell with people trying to call me. I could leave the damned thing turned off unless I wanted to use it.

I positioned Freya behind the truck, knowing that if Adam came around he would probably ram my beloved Mustang to make his escape. But I had to do something. I staggered back to the Honda, found it mercifully unlocked, dragged out the radio and called the dispatcher.

“An ambulance,” I screamed. “Sarkisian’s hurt. Officer down,” I added, remembering that line from some TV cop show Tom and I had laughed over. “We need backup.” I gave our location then hung up. I didn’t have time to waste on questions, such as who the hell was I and what I was doing on the sheriff’s radio.

A quick check of the backseat revealed a real live pair of handcuffs. Handcuffs. I’d never seen anything so beautiful. I walked unsteadily to the Chevy.

Adam still slumped over the wheel, blood dripping from his forehead. Risking all, I pulled open the door. He didn’t move. Not a trick. He really was unconscious. I couldn’t believe my luck. I fastened one side to his wrist, the other to the steering wheel. I had no idea where the key was, but I wasn’t about to let a little thing like that bother me.

And now that I knew Adam couldn’t come after us again I could let myself worry about Sarkisian. And I did worry. Except for that hand that had twitched, he’d been so still, there’d been so much blood. I turned back, the rain mingling with the tears that slipped down my cheeks. If he’d been seriously hurt, if he were dead…

I raced back up the ramp to face the darkness of the interior. At least the parking lot lamps filtered inside through the door I left open, casting a garish amber glow over the cement. I should have looked for Adam’s flashlight. Or better yet, remembered the one I kept in Freya for emergencies. This was definitely an emergency.

Swearing at the wasted precious seconds during which the sheriff’s life’s blood might be seeping away, I ran to my rain-soaked car and found That Damned Bird once more a sitting tenant in the backseat. I fished out the small halogen flash from under the dash and flicked it on. A meager light wavered and went out. I shook it as hard as I could, and it came back on again, faint but willing.

This time I made it into the building and around the walkway before it failed. This time, no amount of shaking would get it started again. I groped my way forward until my fingers encountered an open door.

“If you move,” said a slurred, wonderfully familiar voice, “I’ll shoot you.”

“Owen!” I gasped his name in relief but obeyed orders and held my ground.

A moment passed. Then, “Annike? What the hell are you doing here?”

“The cavalry.” My voice quavered, but I didn’t care. He was alive. “Tedi Bird and I rode Freya to the rescue.”

Sounds of movement came from within, then the creaking of a chair as he eased himself into it. “Damn, that hurts. Turn on the lights, will you?” Then more sharply, “Where’s Fairfield?”

“Out cold and handcuffed to his steering wheel. And he cut off the lights, and I don’t know how to turn them on again. And he nearly wrecked my car.”

“Better it than you,” he declared with an intensity of feeling that shook me. “Annike…” He reached out, finding my hand.

For a moment I returned the clasp, then pulled free. We were getting too emotional. I could hear it in his voice, feel it inside me. It wouldn’t work between us. I was a good six years older than he. He should find someone nearer his own age, someone who didn’t already know the bleak despair of losing a sheriff husband.

It was time to switch focus, talk instead about the things that really mattered. “My car’s getting drenched!” I said, accusingly. “The top’s down.”

He drew a deep, shuddering breath, switching his own mental gears. When he spoke he sounded more like his normal self. “Put it up again.”

“Well, if you’re not on the verge of bleeding to death, I will.”

“He only got my shoulder. It burns like hell, though. If I hadn’t hit my head and knocked myself out… Damn, you’re not going to let me live that down, are you? And to top it off, I’ve got a splitting headache.”

“Good for you. I hate men who pretend nothing ever hurts.” I turned on my heel, only to stop. “Oh, God. Tony.” I peered through the darkness of the room. “Tony? Are you all right?” Then, when no response came, “Are you here?”

A mumble that might have been a groan answered me at last. I fumbled my way around the office, banging my shin against the bottom of the desk, and at last found the young man’s leg by cautious feel. A rope, padded with sheepskin, bound his ankles. Adam really had planned and prepared well for tonight.

“Here.” Sarkisian handed me something heavy and metallic that proved to be a box cutter.

“Thanks.” I sawed through the knot, not without a bit of sotto voce swearing at the difficulty, then groped my way to find his wrists. In only five minutes-I never said I was good at cutting people free-Tony managed to sit up and pull his own gag from his mouth.

“He was going to kill me!” the young man wailed.

“Sheepskin?” Sarkisian asked. Apparently he had found the discarded stuff and examined it.

“So as not to leave any unexplainable marks on the body.” I felt so tired I only wanted to curl up in a corner and cry. Instead I gave them the short version of what Adam had confessed to me.

Sarkisian muttered a few words that expanded my vocabulary. “I really walked into that one,” he finished on a note of self-disgust.

“At least you’re going to walk out again. And now,” I added as I stumbled my way to the door, “I’m going to rescue what’s left of my car.”

“Annike.” His quiet voice made me stop. “Thanks.”

“Oh, your department will get the bill if my upholstery’s ruined,” I assured him, forcing a teasing note into my voice. If he got all serious on me, our friendship-and it was going to remain a friendship and nothing more-wouldn’t be nearly as much fun.

“I’ll put you and your turkey and your car on the payroll.” It would have sounded more like a solemn promise if the amusement hadn’t crept back into his voice.

“Don’t even joke about it!” I turned to face him, searching for his features in the dark. “I swear, Owen, never will I have anything to do with a murder investigation again! It’s too hard on me.”

He started to laugh, but broke off on a groan.

“Serves you right.” The fact that it was too dark to see seriously hindered my dignified stalk to the door. Of course, Sarkisian couldn’t see it, so I guess it didn’t matter.

In the distance, the first wail of a siren sounded.

Epilogue

By Monday evening, life had returned to as normal as things ever got in Upper River Gulch. Sarkisian had been released from the hospital early that morning with the wound in his shoulder, which had caused so much bleeding, stitched and bandaged. When I told him the full story of Adam’s capture, he decided to award That Damned Bird a special commendation and medal for valor. That Valorous Turkey, I told him, was going to get a new home, whether it wanted it or not.

And so Gerda and I had left her shop around six that evening and headed into Meritville in search of alternative living accommodations. We drove Hans Gustav. Freya’s convertible top still didn’t close properly, and I couldn’t take it in for repairs with That Valorous Turkey ensconced in the backseat, trying to bite anyone who touched the Mustang.

“It’s better than one of those irritating car alarms that go off in the middle of the night when the wind blows too hard,” Gerda told me as we left the restaurant where we’d had dinner. Our real purpose for coming into town was our next stop-the pay and pull yard where you could buy car parts-and parts of cars-for a decent price.

“That’s a matter of opinion.” I checked her supply of music tapes and shoved in the Pirates of Penzance. I’d been in a Gilbert and Sullivan mood all day.

The rain had let up a few hours ago, and stars glittered in the night sky. Not so much as a wisp of cloud. Where was the clear weather when I’d needed it so badly? Well, since I was now about to go browsing in a junkyard, the lack of rain would prove useful.

“What do you think Tedi Bird would like?” Gerda asked as we pulled into the parking lot. The place was closed, but I’d been there before when Freya needed repair. Flood lights illuminated the place from dusk to dawn. The owner always encouraged prospective customers to check out what was available. The smaller, more portable, items remained behind a chain-link fence, but the major chunks of cars lay scattered along the edges of the asphalt. Security cameras kept guard from several strategic locations, keeping prospective thieves honest.

“Well, let’s have a look.” I climbed out into the icy chill and frost that had replaced the rain, and huddled into my coat. The tail of my oversized “Pumpkin Pie Chef” T-shirt hung out from the bottom.

“A hard top?” Gerda suggested.

I shook my head. “Convertible. I talked to Simon, and he’s promised to build a turkey coop around whatever we find.”

Gerda beamed at me. “There, I knew you really loved Tedi Bird.”

“Let’s say I owe her,” I admitted.

I passed the front end of a pickup. The seats didn’t look cozy enough. The next I inspected looked too cramped. But the old Dodge next in line had possibilities. Only the rear end of the car remained, and it seemed about the same size as Freya’s. I moved the tarp that covered the space where the front had been removed and checked the upholstery, which didn’t look too bad.

Gerda peered over my shoulder. “Do you think we could get the trunk cut off? We only need the rear seats, after all.”

“Hmmm.” I moved around to the back. “It’s not closed completely.” I pulled open the trunk, looked inside, then slammed it at once.

Gerda swallowed. “Annike?”

“No,” I said.

“That was a body in there.”

“No it wasn’t. I didn’t see anything.”

“Annike, there’s a dead man in that trunk!”

I turned to face her, seeing a reflection of my own horror in her eyes. “I’m not finding another body,” I told her.

“I think you already did.”

“I can’t!” I wailed. “You didn’t hear my abjuration of all things related to murder investigations! Sarkisian will never let me live this down.”

“But this is a job for the Meritville police,” Gerda pointed out, as one clearing away all obstacles.

I shook my head. “Outside the city limits. This is county.”

“Then you’ll have to call Sarkisian. Well,” she added, always one to find the bright side of anything, “you’ve been avoiding breaking in that new cell phone.”

“Can’t I continue the avoiding?” With memories of Sunday night still haunting me, I’d gone out first thing that morning and signed up for a wireless phone service. I hadn’t used it, yet. I didn’t want to. But emergencies happened. One had just happened right now.

“Of course,” I said, not meeting Gerda’s distressed gaze, “we could just walk away…”

I pulled up the hem of my T-shirt. I only had to wipe my prints from the trunk. We hadn’t touched anything else. But that would destroy evidence… And there were those damned security cameras…

With a sigh that was more of a whimper, I pulled out my new phone.

About the Author

Janice Bennett has the eclectic background often encountered in writers. She earned one B.A. degree in anthropology from UC Santa Cruz, another in classical civilizations from US Irvine, and an M.A. degree in folklore and mythology from UCLA. Over the years, she has worked as a bookkeeper, archaeologist, and college instructor in crafts, jewelry making, needlework and novel writing, and has been a frequent presenter of workshops on a variety of writing topics. She also teaches t’ai chi and is a certified hypnotherapist specializing in pain management.

To date, she has written nine novellas and twenty-one novels. She has won several awards, including two Romantic Times Reviewer’s Choice awards and two Romantic Times Career Achievement Awards, for Time Travels and for Regencies.

Janice lives near the top of a sloping hillside on the outskirts of a tiny rural town, looking out over nothing but trees. With her reside her husband, her son, her computer and an assortment of birds, cats, dogs, guinea pigs, hamsters, fish, horses, and any other animal currently in need of a home.

Janice welcomes comments from readers. You can find her website and email address on her author bio page at www.ellorascave.com.

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Content

Janice Bennett
Cold Turkey

Trademarks Acknowledgement

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

Epilogue

About the Author