Lynn Richards

Sex by the Numbers

“So, I get the low numbers — six, seven, eight, nine, ten — and even the twelve, but what are the others?” Emily Thorton motioned to a man with a twelve on his back and a sixteen on his front. “Why two numbers? Cause let me tell you if you see a sixteen inch penis coming at you, I suggest you turn and run the other way.”

The gaggle of women seated around her burst into gales of laughter. A few snorted, a few cackled.

Her best friend Jennifer just sighed. “You can’t even say it, can you?”

“Say what?” She had a very good idea what her friend meant, but was so not going to say it.

“Cock, dick, jackhammer.” She threw her hands up in frustration. “Anything, and I mean anything, but penis!”

The last word was almost shouted, earning the group some strange stares. Really strange considering the type of club they were in.

A Mandingo Club. Yup, that’s what Jennifer had said. Emily didn’t really get that reference either but she wasn’t about to ask, she appeared naive enough as it was. Which she was. Truly naive. But it wasn’t her fault. Circumstances had forced her to live a very sheltered life. An all girl’s catholic school until college, then, even though she’d been accepted into Harvard, Yale and Stanford — her dream college, three thousand miles away from her parents — she had attend Wesley, an all girl’s college on the east coast less than a hundred miles away from her parents.

Majoring in psychology had been hard, leaving her little time to socialize. While Wesley was not a fortress with moats and drawbridges guarding the virgins within, it was difficult to date. But more important, it was difficult to form any lasting relationships with a member of the opposite sex with the restrictions on her time and the inaccessibility of the college coeds. She knew all she could possibly want to know about the female population — and some things she truly wished she had never learned, but there were so many blanks in her knowledge when it came to men.

The bartender brought another round of drinks. She had no idea who had ordered them this time; she just knew they’d all be paying for them later — literally and figuratively.

They’d agreed to split the bill at the end of the night — cover charges, drinks and food. With the stipulation that if one of them ordered a drink; she ordered a round for the table.

Emily had three pink colored drinks lined up in front of her, reminding her of the one legged flamingos stuck in the front yard of a trailer park. Pretty at first but faded and used looking at the end of the day.

She had hunch she’d be feeling the same way in the morning.

Not wanting good money to go to waste, she picked up a glass and downed the contents in one long gulp. They really weren’t that bad. Quite tasty in fact. She licked her lips. It was the calories she didn’t need. The alcohol she didn’t mind. She’d told herself she needed to get out and experience life if she wanted to become a successful psychologist. How could she possibly relate to the woman who habitually got drunk and picked up a different man each Friday night if she’d never gotten drunk or picked up a man?

Looking over the gorgeous, and some not-so-gorgeous, but all acceptable men, she knew the possibility of picking up a man tonight was slim to none. Her chances being none.

Because she was also surrounded by gorgeous — truly gorgeous women. Against such competition, she fell quickly into the non-acceptable category. She wasn’t ugly. She considered herself pretty. And as all of her family was fond of saying, she’d be a beautiful girl if she’d only lose some weight. And that’s why she was unacceptable in this sea of women — she was the fat one. The one no one wanted to fuck. Take that, Jennifer! Was that plain enough for you? She downed another flamingo.

Wait, was that the name of the drink or had she just made that up? If so, it was a pretty darn, uh damn, good name even if she said so herself. The room started to spin and she reached out to steady herself, almost pushing Jennifer off her stool.

“Okay, ladies, no more drinks for at least thirty minutes.” Jennifer righted herself on the stool. “Our woman of the hour is getting a little tipsy.”

“Am not.” Emily reached for another drink but Jennifer moved it out of her reach.

“Party pooper.”

The other women laughed. It was good to be out with her friends. They rarely had time to get together like they used to. Work, school, families — something always took priority.

She frowned, her thoughts blurry. Why were they out tonight?

She must have asked the question out loud because Deb answered. “Because you are finally a licensed, state of the art, psychologist. You can now officially tell us all what we’re doing wrong and why we’re doing it.”

“Here, here.” All the women around the table raised their glasses in a salute.

Except her. Jennifer had taken away all her flamingos.

“Now where were we?” Sue asked. Emily didn’t know Sue that well. They hadn’t spent much time together or gotten to know each other that well. She was a friend of a friend. “Oh, yes, Emily had asked a question.” She smiled cattily. “What was that you asked dear?”

If she hadn’t been so tipsy, well on her way to getting rip-roaring drunk, she may not have walked straight into the trap.

“I wanted to now what the other set of numbers meant.”

“Why, that’s how big a man is willing to go.” Another catty smirk.

“A man? Is this a gay club? If I were a man, I’d especially run from a sixteen inch penis. Look there’s a man with a twenty-six on his front. Come on! There is no such thing as a twenty-six inch cock!”

After downing her pretty pink drinks she had no trouble calling a spade a spade. Or a cock a cock.

This time the rather loud squawks of laughter and giggles not only drew attention but actually caused a moment of complete silence. At least a moment of silence within a six foot radius. It was surprising how much a slightly inebriated woman’s voice carried even over the ear shattering music blasting in the background.

Jennifer threw Sue a scathing look. Jennifer was her best friend after all. “That’s not what it means, Emily. The number on the back indicates the size of a man’s cock.”

Man, Emily really liked the sound of that word. Cock. Cock. Cock.

Jennifer smacked her arm to get her attention. “The number on the front indicates the size of the woman they want.” She delivered the information as dryly and matter-of-factly as she would have if describing the law of supply and demand to her first year economic students.

Thankfully, the hum of conversation had resumed and no one seemed to notice how this information had stunned Emily.

“But that means. No, that couldn’t mean that.”

She looked around and saw a gorgeous blonde with the number seven on his back and a twelve on his front. That made sense since six inches for a man (no matter how much they protested) was considered average and twelve was a little above the average dress size for a woman.

She looked around again, suddenly realizing she was not the only plus sized woman in the club. In fact the number of women of her size were bordering on being the majority. If other women of size were as self-conscious as she was, or should she say as undeserving as she thought of herself, why did they think they could actually attract a man — especially one with a big dick?

She watched as the man with the twenty-six on his front approach a woman wearing a tight red dress. She was a very full figured woman. Not a twenty-six Emily didn’t think, but larger than her own size eighteen. Well sometimes twenty depending on the brand.

The woman was gorgeous. And she didn’t need to lose any weight to look that way. The woman’s friend appeared to be a size ten or twelve. A woman Emily would have considered skinny, but whom society still labeled as overweight. When the man approached, the smaller woman smiled at her friend and left the table. She didn’t go far, casually circling back around so she was facing her friend but the man’s back was turned toward her.

Emily saw her laugh and give her friend a thumb’s up before moving completely away. She realized why when the man turned slightly and the number on his back came into view. Twelve.

Wow.

Jennifer and Deb were in a discussion concerning bleached blonde men and the color of their pubic hair and she took the opportunity to liberate one more flamingo.

“So what if they lie?”

That got their attention. Jennifer cleared her throat before she spoke. “I don’t believe they fill out an application, Emily. But I’m sure they wouldn’t lie about something that important.”

All the women around the table snorted and waded up their napkins to throw at Jennifer’s head. “What? Why would they lie? That’s a very discoverable lie.”

“No, not that.”

“Well, the women can’t very well lie either,” Sara stated. Her tone held a hint of disgust that Emily had heard most of her life. And usually from skinny little bitches like Sara.

Yup, she really liked those pink flamingos.

“The women don’t have to tell their dress size, Sara. This club is for the women, not the men.”

“But what if they lie?” Again she asked the question.

Jennifer eyed her with concern. “I don’t understand honey, who’s lying about what?”

“The men, what if they’re lying about what size woman they want to be with? This could all be a great big prank. Get the fat girl alone and then make fun of her.”

“Alright, that is definitely enough for you.”

Emily wanted to retract the words as soon as they left her mouth, but she couldn’t. She saw the malicious gleam that entered Sara’s eyes and groaned. She had just inadvertently revealed one of the most embarrassing experiences of her life. That prank had almost happened to her at her junior prom. A boy had asked her out and she had been all excited, studying dress patterns — fifteen years ago there were no plus sized prom dresses available unless you paid an arm and a leg for an extra half yard of sequins and satin — and waiting for that magical night. Luckily the boy hadn’t been the star quarterback and the night hadn’t turned into a lesson-to-be-learned Disney movie. But it had hurt when he’d kissed her and tried to grope her breasts. When she had protested, he’d told her she was lucky he’d even asked her out, her being such a heifer and all.

Of course that had added tremendously to her self-esteem issues.

Before anyone could answer her, a man came up to Sara and asked her to dance. He was a great looking man and the front number said zero. Emily was sure that was just to flatter the women he tried to pickup, since Sara was definitely not a size zero. Seeing the eye rolls of the other women, she knew she was right. His back number said ten and she hoped he had lied about that number as well.

Sara didn’t deserve a ten.

Eric didn’t know why the hell he’d let his brother drag him to a club. Club hopping usually wasn’t his style. The last time he’d hooked up with a hot number, but it had only been a one-night stand. A true wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am since they had both been three sheets to the wind. Not one of his finer moments.

But it had been over a year since he’d hooked up with someone. His last breakup had made him reexamine his life. The woman had been professional, smart, beautiful and pencil thin with breast enhancements the size of grapefruits. He’d woken up one day and realized he was dating Professional Barbie. Not what he wanted at all.

It took a moment for his eyes to adjust when they entered. The deep bass of the music sounded like a giant heartbeat, pulsating with life. Maybe this was what he needed. A pretty brunette. Or a blonde. Or a redhead.

“Damn.”

He cursed when the hostess handed him two white place cards and a black sharpie. He’d forgotten the “theme” of the club. It was a Mandingo Club. A place where women came looking for men with extra-long assets.

Big dicks in other words.

Even though anyone was welcome, the underlying excitement for the women was that most of the men there were very, very well endowed.

He wasn’t complaining, he liked the idea, even appreciated it. He’d learned early on that even though most women fantasized about making love with a man with a big, thick cock, when it came right down to it, sometimes the size of the one-eyed snake coming at them scared the shit out of ‘em. In his teens, he’d actually had a girl cry when he’d whipped it out in the backseat of his daddy’s car. Since then he’d learned not to reveal himself too soon and how to make the experience pleasurable for himself and his partner, but it took trust which meant a relationship.

He sighed. This was not a good idea.

“What’s wrong, bro? Thinking about Cindy?”

“No. Yes. I don’t know.” They took a seat at the bar. His brother raised his hand and flipped the index and middle finger of his right hand, indicating they wanted two whisky shots, straight up.

“I forgot.” He motioned to the white cards.

“Man, how could you forget? This is the best place. Ever.”

Eric smiled at this brother’s enthusiasm. He was only two years older but seemed so much more carefree than Eric ever had.

The whisky came and both men lifted their glasses, clanked them together and downed the amber liquid. Eric tapped the bar top and the bartender refilled them before moving on to another customer.

“Don’t worry, I won’t let you drink yourself under the table tonight. Maybe you can remember the experience this time. There’s nothing like a woman who appreciates size. Cause let me tell you, size does matter.”

He picked up his own sharpie and wrote the length of his penis in big, bold numbers. Ten. He didn’t round up.

Eric knew his brother’s dick was almost eleven inches, but it wasn’t in their nature to brag. They’d come from a long line of men who had damn good…uh, genes. In fact, Josh was probably the smallest of their generation. Yeah, when the male cousins where younger, they’d compared, they’d measured, then told stories about their dad’s dicks along the lines of my dad’s bigger than yours. Referring to their cock sizes of course.

When it came time to have sex, it had helped to have older males to go to with questions and concerns. And his dad. His dad had been cool about it, telling him in plain, understandable terms what he had to do to make the act of sex pleasurable for himself and his partner. The fifteen year old Eric had pretended not to listen, but had absorbed every word as any fifteen year old would when learning something new about the most ‘forbidden’ of subjects.

It had freaked out the seventeen year old Eric when he’d put two and two together and realized all the things his dad had told him about, his dad had done to his mother.

He reached for his drink. So not the image he needed tonight trying to pick up a woman.

Josh grabbed one of Eric’s cards and wrote twelve in even bigger letters than his proud ten.

“Josh,” Eric growled. “That’s not right.”

“Oh, come on big brother. We both knew it’s just a matter of centimeters.”

“Then change yours too.”

“Boys, boys, boys. Let’s not argue.” The hostess stood behind them no doubt hoping she’d have to referee a measuring contest. Eric wondered if they did that, verify the truth so to speak?

She stood on tiptoes to see over their shoulders to read the cards. “Well, now, I don’t think you boys have to worry about anything. I’m sure you’ll be very popular.” She licked her upper lip, eyeing Josh like a lion would a baby gazelle. “But if you don’t see anything you like, just let me know. Either of you.”

She walked away, her firm ass swishing under a tight black leather skirt.

Eric laughed. “Well, I guess you have a sure thing tonight.”

Even though he might have the bigger dick, he had to admit Josh was always the bigger hit with the ladies.

“Do the other one.” His brother wrote a ten on his remaining card.

Eric frowned. “Where does that one go?”

He knew they wore one on their backs. They managers were smart, they didn’t want the size to matter too much. If you saw someone you liked coming at you, you were more apt to stop and chat and maybe strike up a conversation. That’s why most men, no matter what the size of their penis, could take home a woman most any night if they were charming and sincere.

“On the front.” Josh peeled off the sticky back adhesive and slapped the card on his left pec.

When Eric wrote a twelve on his other card, his brother frowned. “What’s with that?”

“You wanted me to round it up. I can’t very well have two different numbers can I?” He slapped the twelve card on his chest and moved to put Josh’s ten card on his back for him.

Josh reached over to grab a blank card from a stack on the bar. “That one wasn’t for you. That’s for her.”

Eric started to stand. “You are making absolutely no sense. Let’s go. I don’t have all night.”

Suddenly he wanted to get laid. And laid fast.

His brother grabbed his arm. “They’ve added a little something extra. You need to put the size of your woman on the front.”

“Did you drink before you picked me up? Cause you are making absolutely no sense. Isn’t the purpose of the number so the women will know what size we are? What do we have to do, guess what size they want? Which makes absolutely no fucking sense because why would you put anything other than your own freaking cock size?”

His voice rose on the last attracting the attention of the hostess, bartender and a group of men and women entering the front door.

“Sit back down. I think you’re the one who needs another drink.” Amber liquid filled their glasses again.

“The other card is for the size of the woman you prefer.” When Eric still looked puzzled, Josh sighed. “The dress size. You put the size of the dress you’d want your woman to wear.”

“The dress size?”

“Yeah, apparently, they did some market research and found out it wasn’t as effective if you put the weight of the woman you preferred.

“Oh.” Eric did sit back down. And he grabbed his drink and downed it as well. So much for not going home drunk tonight. Well, he wasn’t drunk, just had a really, really good buzz. He was too big of a man to get drunk on three small shots of whiskey.

He laughed at his own pun, then frowned. Hell, maybe he was drunk.

But he was also intrigued. He picked up his abandoned sharpie and took off the lid. “So I put down the dress size of the woman I want?”

“Yeah.”

He glanced over at Josh’s card and grinned. “So you put down the dress size of cousin Marie. Is there something you want to tell me? Should I be concerned if I hear the soundtrack for Deliverance playing at the next family reunion?”

“Eww.” Josh made a face of disgust.

“Well she’s not ugly by any means and I think we both had a few boyhood fantasies centered around her long blonde hair.”

“She’s a third cousin on her mother’s side. She’s not even blood related.”

“Then why did you say eww — like a girl I might add.”

“Because now it’s gross.”

Eric agreed.

“So a ten is your magic number?”

“Yeah. Not too small — I feel like I’m crushing some of ‘em, or fucking a twig. And not someone bigger then me either. I don’t want to get crushed. A ten is just about right.”

Eric winched, hoping no one had overhead his brother. He knew Josh would never intentionally hurt a woman’s feelings, but he also knew that comment might not have sounded so good. Eric believed there was a man for every woman. And a woman for every man. Suddenly he hoped there was one here for him tonight.

Looking at the blank card, he pretended to think for a moment. He knew his perfect number, he just didn’t know what Eric would think. In the past, he’d dated a variety of women. Short, tall, willowy, athletic, not so thin, thin, black, white. It was the not so thin ones that gave him the biggest hard-on.

He wrote his number.

Eighteen.

He could go higher, the extra curves didn’t bother him a bit. There was nothing like holding a big, firm ass when you fucked a woman from behind. Her rounded breasts hanging down, soft and squeezable, unlike women with breast implants whose breasts in that position really did feel and look fake.

Hell, now he had a hard-on to go along with his buzz.

Josh glanced at the number and gave a nod. He quickly switched the cards, the twelve on Eric’s back, and the eighteen on his front. “Let’s go, big brother. I’ll play wingman for you first.”

Emily was bored. Jennifer was on the dance floor and the other women were being chatted up by various men around other tables. Again, she was alone in a sea of people. Right now she’d give anything to be home, dressed in her Scooby-Doo night shirt, watching TV from the comfort of her king sized bed.

Maybe she’d just sneak away. Even though this was supposed to be a night of celebration for her, it wasn’t like anyone would really miss her. Except maybe Jennifer. She drew a deep breath, resigning herself to at least another hour of watching everyone else hook up before she could actually make a valid argument for leaving her own party early. She had told her mother that she might come for a visit on Saturday. It would be as good of an excuse as any.

“Can I get you anything, ma’am?” A skinny waitress in a tight leather skirt and white button-down blouse opened just enough to show off her generous, cough, fake, assets stood next to the table, one hand on her bony hip and a derisive look on her gaunt face.

The woman needed a good, big…cheeseburger and fries. Emily smiled at the uncharitable thought. “No, thank you.”

“We have a menu if you’d like to see it.”

What? Since she was fat, she couldn’t sit here without something to stuff in her mouth? She so wanted to wipe the smirky look off of the thin face. But that wouldn’t be very professional of her. Counting slowly to ten, she glanced around the room, giving herself time to calm down. Her gaze was caught by two men at the bar in deep conversation. They were similar in height and build, but the darker headed one was broader, with shoulders like a linebacker. She’d bet he had something she could stuff her face with.

Oh my! Where had that thought come from? Too much alcohol? Maybe. She eyed the man again, noting the snug fit of well worn jeans and the knit polo shirt that stretched across his well-developed torso. Just looking at him had her fantasies — and her hormones — kicking into overdrive.

“Well?”

The snappy one-word question drew her attention back to the stick-like waitress. She’d had enough of the snarky tone and just enough alcohol in her to stand up for herself. “I said no. But you should really do yourself a favor and eat something. Only dogs like bones.”

The waitress left in a huff and Emily grinned. Score one for the fat girl.

* * * * *

The room was filled with a bevy of beauties. Big, buxom beauties.

Tall women, short women, and somewhere in between women. The height was as varied as their sizes. Thin women, downright skinny women and big, beautiful women. Most of the women in the room were of above average size — whatever that arbitrary number was these days that society placed on beauty. Men with big dicks usually preferred larger women and he was no exception. Yeah, a big beautiful woman was just his type.

A man who hadn’t dated a larger size woman didn’t know what he was missing. Since his teens when he’d first discovered the pleasures of the female body, Eric had also discovered some women were arrogant bitches and some didn’t care about anything except what handbag went with what shoes. More importantly, he’d learned that bigger women were more sincere and honest — somehow allowing their true inner self to shine through.

Don’t get him wrong, he loved a well-dressed, well put together woman as much as the next guy. But on Sunday morning when he wanted to lounge around in his boxer briefs, he didn’t want to do that with a woman who looked like she was dressed to go to a tennis match at the local country club. No, he liked a woman confident and comfortable in a pair of knit shorts and a clingy top. Or bare-assed naked. That was even better.

Most of the time it took a lot of convincing for a woman of size to remove her clothes. But convincing them was a job he loved.

“See anything you like?”

He frowned at his brother’s question. His sibling still had some maturing to do. “It’s not a damn cattle sale.”

“I know.” His words were sincere enough but Eric still saw the look in Josh’s eyes. Like a kid in a candy store who wanted to gorge on everything and worry about his stomach later.

“I’m taking my time and I suggest you do the same.”

“But all the good ones will get taken. I’m not going to sit here and wait for that to happen.”

Even as the last words were coming out of his mouth, Eric watched Josh disappear into the crowd. Heaving a sigh for his younger brother’s impatience, he settled back on stool, leaning one elbow on the bar behind him. The room was crowded — there was no doubt the evening was a success.

The club had the right gimmick. Everyone — especially the women — came to see if the men really did put the size of their dicks on the front of their shirts. He did it himself simply because he didn’t want to go home with a woman, get all worked up and then have her run away. Literally.

He’d do just as he said, take a little time and see what the room had to offer. Twisting on his barstool, he motioned for the bartender to fill his glass again. Taking a sip of the whiskey, he turned back around to peruse the crowd.

His gaze wandered over the dance floor where several couples were getting busy doing a whole lot of dirty dancing. The thumping music provided an excuse for the few who had hooked up with a potential someone to bump and grind in an arousing parody of the sex act.

Forcing his eyes away from the mesmerizing sight of so many bodies straining together, he moved on to the tables across the room. It was a smorgasbord of female flesh.

Surely somewhere in this sea of women was one just for him.

One. That’s all he wanted. He wouldn’t admit it to Josh — hell, he barely admitted it to himself — but he’d grown tired of superficial relationships and one night stands. He was ready for a commitment. Ready to find “the one”.

Just as the thought crossed his mind, his eyes locked with a woman sitting alone at the center table. She maintained the contact for a second, then blushed furiously and dropped her head, breaking the electrical connection.

Eric wasn’t disappointed. He knew a guilty flush when he saw one. Apparently she’d been looking at him for quite awhile and he’d caught her staring. The thought buoyed his confidence.

He knew he wasn’t bad looking. He had thick black hair compliments of his mother and his muscles were courtesy of the long hours he put in on his construction sites. But tonight he was going against some stiff competition. Grimacing inwardly at his second bad pun of the night, he sat his glass aside. He’d definitely had enough to drink.

While the woman continued to study the tablecloth with alarming intensity, he studied her. Her dark hair was thick and lustrous, curling slightly around a smooth face dominated by wide green eyes he’d only caught a brief glimpse of. A set of pouty lips made his dick jump at the thought of what he’d like her to do with them.

“Damn.” He shifted on the stool trying to rev back the throttle his brain had put on his body. He hadn’t even met her yet. Didn’t even know her name or if she was available — or interested.

That was the tricky part. Working up the courage to put yourself out there. Getting shot down was never fun, but he’d never know if he didn’t at least try. Leaving his empty glass on the bar, he walked toward her table, keeping his eyes on the woman’s down bent head as he dodged and weaved through the mass of bodies obstructing his path.

“Hi.” Smooth Eric.

At least it got her attention. Her big green eyes widened as she stared up at him, a look of disbelief flitting briefly across her face. That small hint of vulnerability tugged at Eric’s heart and a wave of protectiveness washed over him. He wondered if she knew how easy she was to read.

“Hello.”

Her voice was soft and melodic and Eric thought how well it suited her. Up close, her skin was flawless perfection and he’d bet it would be heaven to touch. To stroke.

“Do you mind if I sit down?” His hand rested lightly on the back of the chair next to her.

An embarrassed blush stole across her cheeks. “Oh, yes, please.” She put a hand to her flushed cheek. “I don’t know where my manners are.”

Eric pulled the chair out just enough to make room for his big body, leaving it close enough to hers that their knees touched as he sat. He felt encouraged when she didn’t move away.

“My name is Eric Daniels. What’s yours?”

“Emily. Emily, umm. Emily.”

“Too soon for last names?”

“Maybe.” She held out her hand.

When his hand closed around hers, Eric felt an electrical charge that went straight to his groin.

Something about this woman made every other woman in the room fade away. She exhibited an air of wide-eyed innocence and a sultry-come-hither vibe at the same time. The combination was as erotic as hell and Eric found himself vowing to protect her from the wolves in the room while simultaneously wanting to throw her on the table and fuck her like a two dollar whore.

“Can I buy you a drink, Emily?”

“I’d like a Pink Flamingo, please.”

Her smile nearly took his breath away.

The waitress who brought the drinks was different than the snooty one before and Emily was glad. She didn’t need drop dead gorgeous doing any comparison shopping.

“Have you ever been to one of these parties before?”

Emily nursed her drink and tried not to openly stare at the hunk of manhood sitting so close that his blue jean clad knees brushed hers. The rough denim against her silk stockings made her pussy clench. Would his calloused hands feel as good against her naked thighs as he held them open before he went down on her?

He was a lot of man. And she liked big men. He was also a man she didn’t want getting away. She couldn’t see the entire number on his chest; his very large arm was covering the right hand side. All she could see was an eight. But heat stoked through her. He wouldn’t be here if she wasn’t his type, would he?

No. He was totally focused on her.

For now.

If she wanted him to stay awhile, she’d better find her tongue.

Oh the things she could do to him with her tongue.

“This is my first one.”

“What?” He shook his head, touching a hand to his ear indicating he couldn’t her over the music and the crowd. He leaned in closer and so did she.

Shit, he smelled good.

Emily licked her lips and felt her inner diva clap as he followed the movement with heated eyes. “My first.”

“Do you need to see my numbers, Emily?” He took the white card from his chest and laid it on the table between them. The number eighteen started up at her and for once in her life she was grateful for her size. Was it possible that this man could want a woman like her? Holding her gaze, he reached behind his back and found the other card.

A number one followed by a two. She couldn’t control the small gasp that escaped. Y-e-s-s! She’d hit the jackpot.

The heat in his eyes flared brighter. “Are you interested in finding out what goes on in those back rooms, Emily?”

Well, hell, Eric hadn’t meant to cut to the chase like that. He was usually a little smoother. But the deep vee of her blouse gave him a perfect view of her ample charms and the throb behind his zipper short circuited his normal charm.

“I’m not sure what you mean.” A small sexy frown formed between her brows and he knew the innocence he felt radiating off her was real.

“Don’t answer that yet. Let’s get to know one another a little bit first.” He knew he had to slow down even though his dick was dying from the mental strangle hold he’d put on it. Eric put a warm hand on her knee, stopping her words with a shake of his head. He squeezed the soft flesh. “Okay?”

He was overpowering, potent, sinfully male. And his virility surrounded Emily like a fog, locking her in a sensual haze that had nothing to do with the alcohol she’d consumed. An inner voice screamed loudly for her to shed her inhibitions, tamp down her fear, and follow this man wherever he led.

But what if you can’t satisfy him?

She mentally beat back her self-destructive self-esteem.

“I’d like that.” She smiled seductively and her inner diva applauded again.

For the next several minutes they exchanged the usual personal information and she learned that he owned his own construction company, was presently building his own house in the suburbs (oh my!), enjoyed sports (shocker), and had a brother named Josh. She finally gave him her last name and he rewarded her with another firm squeeze on her leg. It wasn’t her imagination when his hand landed an inch or two higher than before. She wanted Eric’s hands there — and everywhere.

“I’ve never been married but I’m a firm believer in the institution. I come from a large extended family. My parents have been married for a long time.”

Hmmm.

“Your turn.” He leaned closer, his expression full of expectation.

Emily took a sip of her drink and blinked away her doubts about attracting this man. He seemed totally interested in her. If the looks she’d caught him directing down her blouse were any indication, interested in her body as well. Hopefully his numbers hadn’t lied.

Her nipples hardened under yet another blatantly hot look. She arched her back slightly, pushing the hardened points against the silky material of her shirt. His eyes widened and a small hiss escaped from between his mobile lips.

“I’m single.” She laughed as he mouthed the word “whew” and playfully wiped a hand across his strong brow.

“I live in an apartment near the business district. I’m an only child and I’m originally from Massachusetts where my parents still live. I enjoy watching TV from the comfort of my king-sized bed and I love to cook.” She sounded like a game show contestant but grinned when his eyebrow rose at the mention of the size of her bed.

Let him think about that comment and all it could mean. Her inner diva was a little flirt with a little booze in her.

“Hey brother, aren’t you going to introduce me?”

As much as Eric loved his brother, he wished he’d just stayed away. Weren’t there enough women in the room to keep his attention?

“Emily, this is my baby brother, Josh. The one I told you about.”

Emily smiled up at a younger version of Eric. Josh was nice looking but he wasn’t manly in the sexy way that Eric was. At least not to her. But the wide smile on his handsome face had her liking him immediately.

“It’s nice to meet you, Josh.”

“It’s very nice to meet you, Emily.”

The kiss he bestowed on the back of her hand was sweet, producing none of the electrical current that Eric’s handshake had.

“She’s taken, brother.”

The sternly spoken words both shocked and pleased Emily. She’d never had a man display any type of jealousy over her before.

Josh took the comment in stride, grinning down at his brother.

“Mind if I sit down for awhile? I’m trying to get my second wind.” He didn’t wait for a response and pulled a chair out beside Eric. He lounged casually, his long legs tucked carefully to the side and out of the way of passing bodies.

“What are you guys talking about?”

He seemed oblivious to the “get lost” looks he was getting from his big brother but Emily found them fascinating. She also felt just a little bit sorry for Josh. It was clear he still had some growing up to do.

“Emily was telling me about herself.” The words unsaid were so go away and leave us alone.

Josh smiled, either ignoring or not getting his brother’s message that he wanted to be alone with Emily.

“Oh yeah? Well do go on.” He smiled at Emily and she saw Eric’s eyes narrow.

“Yes, please do go on.” Eric turned his attention back to her, ignoring Josh completely.

She looked from one to the other, caught again by the expression in Eric’s eyes. He made her feel like they were totally alone, just the two of them. She blocked Josh’s presence and concentrated on the face mere inches from her own. It wasn’t hard to do.

“I went to Catholic school in Massachusetts and after graduation, moved down here with my best friend, Jennifer, to attend college. I’m celebrating my degree in psychology tonight.” She lifted her half-empty glass in a mock salute to herself and finished the contents with a long swallow.

Eric almost swallowed his tongue. “So, umm, you were a Catholic school girl?”

Dear God, he groaned at the images that provoked. Her in a school uniform. A crisp white blouse, a tight navy blue sweater, a short blue and green pleated skirt, bobby socks and loafers. And her hair pulled back in a pony tail which he could let down with one tug of his hand.

“All the way through high school.” Out of her whole speech, that’s what he’d heard? Typical male response. She may not know a lot about men, but even she was aware of that fantasy. “I loved the uniforms. Have you ever seen one?”

She could tell by the look on his face that he had — and that he’d just imagined her dressed in one. She could get used to that look.

“Bro, she’s talking to you.” Josh hit him on the shoulder, breaking his trance. Damn he couldn’t swallow and now his poor dick couldn’t breath, trapped against his zipper as it was.

“Let’s dance.” He needed to get her to himself though he’d prefer to take her straight to her king size bed and bang the hell out of her. Then he’d undress her and make love to her the rest of the night, all the way through till morning. There was something about her that got to him. She wasn’t blatantly sexy like some of the women in the club. The ones who had dressed to kill — leather, satin, sequins. Not to slight any of them, but the room resembled a high class brothel with all the girls on display. Maybe Josh had been right, it was a sale.

For even though it was a Mandingo club where supposedly the women were there to do the choosing, it was, unfortunately, the men who chose. He was just damn glad he’d chosen Emily before another jerk had tried to hit on her.

The dance floor was crowded and Emily was glad since the limited space meant that her body was glued to Eric’s. He was big and warm, and very aroused if the length of his dick pressing against her stomach was any indicator. She really wanted this man and she didn’t want to screw up her chance of having him. But she’d never been sophisticated and said the first thing that came to her mind.

“So, do you come here often?” Emily winched as the words left her mouth. “That sounded like a really lame pick up line didn’t it?”

“Yeah, but it was cute.” His baby blue gaze twinkled down at her. “Just like you.”

Emily shook here head, denying his statement. “I’m not cute. Passable, yeah, but not cute.”

“Says who?”

“Just about every man that’s been in my life.” Why had she told him that? Maybe that last drink had been a mistake.

Eric pulled her closer, loving the feel of her soft stomach against his aching arousal. He deliberately rotated his hips into her softness, enjoying the way her lips parted at the intimate contact. “You mean the dumb asses in your past who never made you come?”

Emily gasped. “What?”

How did he know the few times she’d hooked up with someone the sex had been all one-sided? That’d she’d had to finish for herself?

Just as he’d thought. He smiled down at her, making up his mind that he’d just have to take her. He’d warred with himself since meeting her because her innocence shone like a beacon. But the image of her in a school girl uniform had put him over the edge. “A good hard pounding of your pussy will do wonders for your self-esteem, honey. And I’m just the man to do it.”

Emily tingled at the roughly spoken erotic words. Still, her sense of self-preservation wouldn’t let her grab what she wanted without a fight. “Why would you say that? You don’t know…”

Eric bent his head and nipped her bottom lip with his teeth, stopping her tirade. “Honey, if you’d had an orgasm with a man’s cock buried deep inside your steaming cunt, you wouldn’t doubt your beauty.”

She couldn’t breathe. This was all foreign to her and when faced with overwhelming feelings she did what she had always done. Retreated. Or tried to. “Maybe we should go back to the table.”

“Don’t be afraid, Emily.” Eric shook her slightly, forcing her eyes to his. “You came out tonight, to this particular place, for a reason.” He moved her deftly as another couple danced a little too close. “What did you come here for, baby? Tell me.” His breath whispered against her lips as his tongue stroked the place he nipped. He wanted her to say the words. He did not want to come out and say be fucked by a big dick, but that was the ultimate goal of most of the women in here.

Not that he was complaining After all, he had a big dick. And he certainly wanted to fuck her.

Again.

And again.

And again.

He couldn’t wait any longer. She was trembling like a leaf in the wind and he knew what she wanted even if she couldn’t say it. He steered her off the dance floor and through a doorway. The club had small alcoves — about the size of a walk-in closet — along the left hand side. Some of the small rooms had curtains pulled across the entrance indicating that a few of the ladies had decided to check out the merchandise before buying. Eric led her to one that was empty and propelled her inside. With an experienced flick of his wrist, he pulled the red velvet curtain across the opening, closing them inside.

Emily bit her lip as she watched him. She was so out of her element. And she was still slightly drunk. Which felt really good? She frowned. She should probably be writing these sensations down. The whole point of any new experience according to her psychology professors — and this certainly qualified — was to learn from it and use it to connect to future patients who might exhibit the same type of behavior.

“Why are you frowning, beautiful?” He drew a finger lightly across her forehead, smoothing away the lines.

“I’m not beautiful.”

“Yes, you are.” He spoke quietly but firmly, stating a fact. “And I’m going to prove it to you, baby.”

With his eyes on hers, he slowly unzipped his pants, revealing snug maroon boxer briefs. The cotton fabric held his straining dick against his stomach. At least it tried. The tip of his monster penis rose above the elastic edge so engorged with blood that the bulbous head was almost as dark as the fabric, He stood with his hands to his sides, seemingly at ease. But Emily could see a muscle twitch at the side of his mouth as he fought for control.

“Touch me, Emily.” His voice was deep and husky, lending to the feeling that they were alone and not mere feet away from other couples probably doing a lot more than looking too.

Suddenly, she felt very overwhelmed. Dear God what was she doing here?

Let your diva out to play, girl. The inner voice quieted her fear.

While Emily had been sheltered in her upbringing, she was a bright girl. When she wanted to learn about something, she took the bull by the horns and plunged ahead. And in her early teens, she’d wanted to know about sex. All about sex.

Unfortunately, she’d had no one to “plunge” ahead with.

And now opportunity was literally in front of her. She wasn’t about to look a gift horse in the mouth.

As the fear seeped away, the sensations of being alone with a partially naked man that she really wanted to fuck took over. She’d never felt so electrically connected to another human being. She looked at the thick cock jutting proudly upward, begging for attention. Emily’s mouth literally watered. The man before her was so handsome. His cheeks were flushed, his eyes dark with desire.

His body hard and hers for the taking.

“Touch me, baby.”

Needing no further urging, she moved closer, her breasts almost touching his chest. Her stomach did touch his dick.

“Is this what you want?” She grinned wickedly, moving her hips lightly from side to side, creating a tiny bit of friction.

“You know what I want.” Eric’s mouth quirked upward and his blood quickened as he realized she’d let go of her doubts and was as much into this as he. “But we’ll start with a blow job.” He watched her eyes widen. “Have you ever given a blow job before, honey?”

“No.” She looked at his massive cock and licked her lips. “But I’m willing to learn.”

Eric groaned. This was going to be so good. “Get on your knees.”

His hand touched her head as she complied with his demand. He freed his cock. “Now imagine me in your pussy, honey. Make a canal for me with your hands, wrap them around my dick nice and firm and move ‘em up and down like this.”

He placed his hands over hers, showing her how to please him. “Yeah, that’s it.” His hips bucked at the feel of her soft hands against his hard length. “Now put your mouth around the tip and suck me.”

When those pouty lips touched him, Eric thought he was going to lose his load before she even got started. He’d fantasized about this from the first moment he’d seen her. When her tongue stroked his length, he groaned. The sensations as she alternately sucked, licked and squeezed his throbbing dick weakened his knees. Just when he thought it couldn’t get any better, she moved her hands to his thighs and deep throated him, taking most of his length. His balls slapped her chin.

“Shit honey, you’re killing me here.” He pumped into her mouth a few more times. “Use your hands again.”

She moved her hands from his thighs and wrapped them around his cock. Every time she backed off to the tip with her mouth, she pumped the hard shaft with both hands. He felt like steel over velvet. A very big piece of steel.

“That’s it.” His hips pumped furiously. “Damn, baby, your mouth is so sweet. Those lips were made for sucking cock.”

Eric threw back his head and groaned. She was certainly a fast learner. As she continued to pump him, he felt more and more of himself being swallowed, a considerable feat considering his size. She was going deeper than before. He looked down watching himself disappear inside her mouth.

“Where did you learn to do that?”

She let him slide completely from her mouth, but kept her hands pumping, up and down. Up and down. She was pumping the cum right out of him. “Practice. Lots and lots of practice.”

“I thought you said you’d never done this before.” Part of him wanted to jerk his cock at of her mouth and say never again. Her mouth would never again touch another man’s cock if he had anything to say about it.

She took her mouth from him but kept pumping with her hands and winked up at him. “I go through a lot of bananas.”

Eric wanted to laugh, but right now the most important thing — hell the only thing on his mind — was cuming. Cuming in her mouth.

Her mouth returned to his cock, swallowing the bulbous head like a pro. Seeing those perfect lips glisten as he moved in and out of her mouth had his balls tightening.

“Here it comes, baby. Here it comes.” He placed his hand on the back of her head, urging her to take all of him. To swallow every drop.

“Sweet Jesus,” he groaned, his hand gripping her, guiding her as he urged her to suck harder. Eric’s cock jerked in her mouth as his seed flooded her throat. She swallowed as fast as she could, her satisfaction when she managed to swallow every drop showing in her face. Lord, he loved a woman who would swallow.

When he was finished, he collapsed against the wall, his cock pulling from her mouth without a sound. She knelt before him, her hair in wild disarray around her shoulders. The bodice of her blouse — hell it wasn’t a blouse, she was wearing a damn corset — had worked its way down. The top of her breasts spilled out. She licked those luscious lips.

He reached down with shaking hands and pulled up his pants, fastening his zipper but leaving the button undone. He wasn’t finished by a long shot.

“Come here.” He pulled her to her feet and into his arms. “That was beautiful, honey. Just like you.” He kissed her, tasting himself on her tongue.

“Are you ready to let me show you?”

She remembered his words and her pussy flooded. “But how can you…?” She angled a glance downward and gasped. That wasn’t possible.

He was hard and ready.

“Yes, please fuck me,” she begged with a perfect pout.

Eric released his zipper, pushing his jeans to his knees. He reached for her, racking her skirt to her waist. When he realized she wasn’t wearing panties, he groaned and pushed her against the wall, lifting her so that her legs wrapped tightly around his waist. With one swift stroke he filled her. Finally he was exactly where he wanted to be.

Inside her.

The feel of her wet heat surrounding his aching dick was almost more pleasure than he could bear. He wasn’t going to last long but he wanted to please her before taking his own release. With one arm holding her in place, he pulled her top lower, releasing her abundant breasts to his hungry mouth. He made a mental note. Apparently the woman didn’t like underwear.

His mouth closed around one hard peak, then the other, suckling forcefully. There was no gentleness in this taking. He’d promised her a good banging and that’s exactly what he intended to give her. He licked the underside of each breast, then buried his face in the valley between the huge mounds. She was soft as satin and he could very well get lost in her.

Her hands threaded through his hair, and he followed her urging. Taking a turgid nipple into his mouth again he sucked the hard bud then laved the tip with his tongue. Her pussy clenched around him, squeezing his throbbing dick. He’d never felt such pleasure in all his life. He shifted one hand to her hip and, holding her firmly, began to pound her hungry pussy as he’d promised. Her whimpers of need drove him, pushing him to angle her body higher, opening her to take his full length. Damn she felt good.

When her body tensed, he soothed a hand across her hip and down one thigh. “Let go, baby. Come for me.”

With a mewling cry, he felt her come apart in his arms. Her pussy spasmed around his aching cock and he pumped one last time, emptying his seed into her hot canal.

Holy shit, that was the best sex of his life. And it’d been against a frigging wall. He wondered with slight amusement if she might not just kill him when he got her in a bed.

He couldn’t wait to find out.

“So, a Mandingo is what? A large piece of fruit, like a banana? I really don’t get the reference.” Emily snuggled against Eric’s chest in her large king sized bed they’d moved into his brand new house. It’s where they spent most of their time and had since meeting at the club two months ago. She sighed against his firm, slightly hairy chest. A chest that was all hers.

At first she thought he hadn’t heard her. When she raised her head she found him starting down at her with a wary expression.

“What?” Why was he looking at her like that?

He burst out laughing. Huge, belly deep laughter so hard that he actually dislodged her from her very comfortable resting place. Once he got control of himself, he pulled her back against him. “You really don’t know, do you?”

“No.” She pushed her full bottom lip forward in the pouty way he found so exciting. “Jennifer wouldn’t tell me either.”

“Thank God.” He traced his thumb along her lips, pushing the tip inside for her to suck. She obeyed his silent command instantly. “Mandingo, my darling, is not a fruit. It’s…he’s…well, let me show you.”

He rose from the bed, butt naked — she’d never get tired of looking at him — and opened a drawer on his entrainment center. He pulled out a DVD and put it in the player. Grabbing the remote, he hopped back into bed, pulling her close once again.

He hesitated briefly before hitting play. He was very secure in his manhood, very secure in his ability to please this woman. And very secure in this relationship. A warm, happy feeling of contentment spread through his body. He knew his brother would call him girlie if he ever shared this moment with him — which he had no intention of doing — but it was an exceptional moment. He knew fate had intervened when he’d agreed to go to that club two months ago.

“Are we watching a documentary?” She frowned. “If they’ve made a documentary about this, it must be bigger than I thought.”

He cackled again and she pinched his nipple.

“Ouch.”

“Stop laughing at me and show me a Mandingo.”

“Yes ma’am.” Kissing the top of her head, he pressed play.

And showed his woman Mandingo.

Who inspired her in a very sexy way.

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Lynn Richards
Sex by the Numbers