James Craig

The Enemy Within

The enemy within is just as dangerous to our liberty. . It is a battle that we must win.

Margaret Thatcher

They were skilled and courageous men who had built the prosperity of Britain. They were treated like criminals. .

Tony Benn

ONE

Clowne, South Yorkshire, June 1984

‘Tea?’

‘That would be lovely, thank you.’

It was nice to have company, whatever the circumstances. Beatrice Slater poured a cup of Earl Grey into one of her best bone china tea cups and handed it to the young man perched nervously on the edge of her sofa.

‘Would you like some milk and sugar?’

‘Black is fine, thank you.’ Martin Palmer patted his already expansive waistline and smiled sadly. ‘My mother has had me on a strict diet for almost a month.’ He made a face. ‘I’m supposed to cut out the dairy products wherever possible and have lots of green vegetables.’

‘I see.’

‘She thinks I need to lose almost four stone.’

‘Gosh, that’s a lot, isn’t it?’

Palmer stared morosely into his tea. ‘What she doesn’t understand is that I’m big-boned, just like my Dad.’

‘It’s an ambitious target,’ Beatrice agreed. ‘How are you doing, so far?’

Martin grinned sheepishly. ‘Depending on which scales I use, I’ve either lost one pound or gained two.’

‘Ah.’

‘I know,’ the boy groaned. ‘That’s why the diet is supposed to run until Christmas.’

‘Oh dear,’ the old lady said, with feeling. ‘What a shame.’

‘Yes,’ the young man looked down at his belly sorrowfully, as if unable to understand quite how it had come to be there, ‘it’s terrible.’

‘Christmas. .’ Beatrice mused, conscious of the sunlight streaming into the conservatory. Today was just about the first nice day of the year, so far. Summer remained little more than a hopeful smudge on the horizon. ‘That’s rather a long way off, isn’t it?’

‘Quite a way, yes,’ Martin agreed, eyeing the plate of Mr Kipling French Fancies that his host had unthinkingly placed on the table between them.

‘I’m sure that one won’t hurt, dear,’ Beatrice said, following his gaze. ‘After all, they are rather small.’

A glimmer of hope appeared in the boy’s eyes. ‘Yes.’

‘And there’s still plenty of time.’

Martin looked at her blankly.

‘For the diet, I mean.’ Pouring a cup of tea for herself, Beatrice added a dash of milk, stirring the mixture with a teaspoon.

‘Yes, of course. Well, you’re quite right.’ Placing his cup carefully on the coffee table, the young fellow reached over and grabbed a cake. ‘The pink ones are my favourite,’ he explained, ‘along with the chocolate ones.’

‘Have one of each,’ Beatrice smiled, taking a sip of her tea. ‘What your mum doesn’t know won’t hurt her.’

‘I’m not so fond of the yellow ones,’ he reflected, as the entire cake disappeared into his maw, ‘but I’ll eat them if that’s all that’s left.’

Finishing his tea, Martin placed his cup and saucer carefully back on the tray and sat back on the sofa, wondering about the wisdom of eating that fourth French Fancy. Ah well, he thought, it’s too late to worry about that now. What was it that Shakespeare said? What’s gone and what’s past help should be past grief. It was something like that, anyway. Not for the first time, he wondered whether he should have kept on with his English studies. He could have become a teacher, or maybe found a nice job in publishing. That would have been ideal: long lunches and home before five. Something more suited to his temperament than his current line of employ.

Looking round the room, he had to admit that the old girl had a very nice place. Her redbrick Victorian villa was at the end of a quiet cul-de-sac, in a small village half an hour from the motorway. After travelling up from London, he’d had some trouble finding the place, having to ask directions twice. On both occasions, the people he spoke to knew exactly who Beatrice Slater was; the old girl was clearly something of a local celebrity, which was rather disconcerting, given what he had to do.

The house itself was too big for her on her own but the atmosphere was both comfortable and relaxed. It reminded Martin of home. Or at least, home when he was a kid. These days, things were different. He knew that his parents were keen to see the back of him, particularly now that he had a job, but Martin didn’t see the point of leaving the spacious family home in Finchley for the kind of flea-ridden bedsit he would be able to afford on his paltry salary as an entry-level intelligence analyst.

Not wanting to think about imminent homelessness, he reached over and sniffed the bouquet of white roses that had been placed in a vase next to the sofa. ‘Aah!’ He turned to Beatrice and smiled. ‘They’re lovely.’

‘Thank you,’ the old lady beamed, ‘you’re very kind.’

‘Not at all; I like flowers. These are very nice indeed.’

‘I grow them myself.’ She gestured towards the garden which stretched from the back of the house for maybe a hundred yards before giving on to farmers’ fields. ‘I’ve been a member of the Amateur Rose Breeders’ Association for more than fifty years now.’ Martin nodded. Beatrice guessed he must be in his early twenties, but sitting on her sofa, with his tie at half-mast and crumbs around his mouth, he looked about twelve.

A boy sent to do a man’s job.

‘My mum likes her garden, too, although ours is a lot smaller than yours.’

‘Yorkshire is famous for its roses,’ Beatrice explained. ‘The white rose of York dates back to the first Duke of York in the fourteenth century.’

‘Yes,’ Martin nodded. History wasn’t his strong point and he was already feeling hungry again. There was one French fancy left on the plate, a yellow one. Not ideal, but better than nothing. He couldn’t grab it, could he?

Beatrice pointed to the vase. ‘Those ones are called Margaret Thatcher.’

The boy frowned. ‘After the prime minister?’

‘Yes.’

His eyes narrowed as his brain tried to compute this latest piece of information. ‘But I thought you hated her?’

Beatrice placed her cup on the table and gave the young man a steely glare. ‘“Hate” is a very strong word, Mr Palmer,’ she said primly, ‘particularly when you get to my age.’ She was conscious that she was slipping into schoolteacher mode, going back to the days when she tried to instil some interest in mathematics amongst the flotsam and jetsam passing through the third year in King Ecgbert’s school in Sheffield. It wasn’t necessarily her most friendly demeanour, but at least this lesson would be short. ‘I don’t hate Mrs Thatcher. Apart from anything else, I have never met the lady. But I don’t particularly like some of the things that she says and I don’t like some of the things that she does.’

‘Ye-es. .’ Settling in for a long lecture, her guest kept his eyes firmly on the last cake on the plate.

‘I look at all the conflict and violence taking place right now and I wonder just why it is taking place.’

‘Well-’

‘And I wonder if we had more intelligent, thoughtful political leaders we might not be able to avoid it. All this shameful nonsense about the miners being “the enemy within”, it is crass and unhelpful, the language of a woman spoiling for a fight.’ On a roll now, conscious of her elevated heart rate, she glared at young master Palmer, ‘and using useful lackeys like you to do her bidding.’

‘But-’

‘I am sure you will disagree with me. Indeed, you are paid to do so. But the strikers are just normal people with families to support. They are the exactly the same as you and me.’

Speak for yourself, grandma, Palmer mused.

‘It seems incredible to me that such a basic truth can threaten the thought police so much.’

Palmer blushed. ‘I’m hardly the thought police, Mrs Slater.’

‘So why are you here then?’ she shot back. ‘What have I done that demands this visit to try and shut me up?’

Palmer shifted uneasily in his seat. ‘No one is trying to shut you up.’

‘I’m glad to hear it,’ Slater said gently. The boy clearly wasn’t up to much in the debating stakes. ‘As long as I stay within the law, I am allowed to express my opinions. Is that not right?’

Tearing his eyes from Mr Kipling’s bounty, the young man looked up at his host, nodding furiously. ‘Of course,’ he stammered.

A sly smile drifted across her face. ‘You believe in free speech, don’t you?’

‘Yes.’

‘So, why, precisely, have your masters in the security services sent you up here to try and threaten me?’

TWO

A loud extended fart came from the prostrate body in the nearby bed. Police constable John Carlyle — badge number V253 — turned away, hoping that the smell would not reach him.

‘Who’d have thought it?’

‘Huh?’ Irritated by yet another interruption, Carlyle looked up from his copy of the New Musical Express and scowled. He had just come off a fourteen-hour shift, standing around on a patch of waste ground just up the road in South Yorkshire, doing fuck all other than eyeballing a bunch of striking miners. All he wanted to do now was read his newspaper, get some food and have a kip.

Ignoring his colleague’s tetchiness, PC Dominic Silver offered him a small, brown plastic cup containing a nasty-looking dark liquid that was as close to coffee as you could get at RAF Syerston, their current home.

‘George Orwell,’ he mused, ‘spot on.’

‘Mm.’ Taking a sip of the coffee, Carlyle winced before trying to return to the article about Aztec Camera.

‘Here we are,’ Dom persisted, ‘it’s 1984 and us poor sods are doing the dirty work of The Party and its totalitarian ideology.’

‘Mm.’ Carlyle eyed his mate suspiciously. Even after a double shift, Dom was giving off the kind of nervous energy that suggested that he’d been doing too much amphetamine sulphate again. That or the coffee was proving more stimulating than he first thought. He took another sip and concluded that it was more likely that Dom was still speeding his tits off.

‘Unbelievable.’

You’d better bloody believe it, Carlyle thought. Letting his gaze drift past the cheery speed freak, he surveyed the massive aeroplane hangar that was providing their temporary accommodation. More than three hundred police officers billeted in a space the size of Earls Court Arena. Bussed up from London to do picket-line duty, the officers had been living cheek by jowl for only a few days but already it felt like an eternity.

The place smelt of damp and body odour. From somewhere nearby came the sound of Bob Geldof spewing out ‘Rat Trap’ from an outsized tape deck. Surveying the scene, Carlyle tried to remember why he had signed up to join the police force in the first place, but his mind was a blank. It was barely a year since he’d joined the Metropolitan Police but, already, it felt like a lifetime ago.

‘And to think,’ Dom said airily, ‘that it was written way back in 1949.’

Trust me, Carlyle thought ruefully, to get stuck with the only fucking plod in this whole damn place who knows the difference between George Orwell and George Best. Apart from me, of course. Smiling, he closed the NME, folded it in half and tossed it on the camp bed. The thoughts of Roddy Frame would just have to wait. ‘It’s not exactly what we signed up for, is it?’

‘Nah.’ Dom pulled up a folding chair and sat down next to the bed. ‘That’s the thing though, once you sign on the dotted line they can do what the fuck they like with you.’

Carlyle took a further tentative sip of his coffee. ‘I signed up to join the police, though, not the bloody army. They didn’t mention anything about this at Hendon, did they?’

‘Pff.’ Dom made a face. ‘What do you expect? Training’s always a pile of wank. Anyway, it was never the case that we were going to walk out of there and — bam! — ’ he waved his arms in the air, spilling coffee over the concrete floor, ‘we’re in an episode of The Sweeney.’

‘No, I suppose not. But still. .’

Their conversation was petering out when Carlyle caught sight of Charlie Ross motoring towards them like he had a rocket up his arse. Ross, a veteran sergeant, had direct charge of the thirty or so officers — including Carlyle and Silver — that had been brought up from West London earlier in the week. An aggressive Scot old enough to be Carlyle’s father, Charlie was delighted to have found himself parachuted into the middle of a full-scale scrap at this late stage of his career. As well as guaranteed aggro, the strike meant enough overtime to pay for his next two-week holiday in Lanzarote many times over.

Carlyle tried to avoid making eye contact with the hyperactive Jock midget, but it was too late. ‘Oh shit. .’ he mumbled.

‘Huh?’ Dom looked round. But it was too late; the predatory sergeant was already upon them.

‘You two,’ Ross snarled, toying with his Village People-style biker moustache, ‘come with me.’

‘But sarge,’ Dom protested, ‘we’ve only just got back.’

‘And we haven’t had anything to eat yet,’ Carlyle whined.

Ross’s eyes narrowed. ‘Shut up and do as you’re told. Grab what you can from the canteen and meet me outside in ten minutes.’

‘Where are we going?’ Carlyle asked, getting to his feet with the utmost reluctance.

‘Just fucking move,’ Ross growled, already looking round the room for other volunteers for his little project. ‘Anyone seen Miller?’

Urgh. Carlyle and Dom exchanged a knowing glance. What ever fun Charlie Ross had in store for the two of them, the involvement of Trevor Miller would only make it worse. Maybe five years older than Carlyle and Dom, Miller was a mouthy, annoying git from Peckham, a fat slob with the IQ of a dead amoeba. As far as anyone could tell, Trevor’s abilities were strictly limited to eating, farting and wanking, not necessarily in that order. It was clear to anyone who ever met him that Miller was the kind of guy who would never rise above constable, however long he spent on The Job.

‘I saw him heading for the bogs a while ago,’ Don grinned, ‘with a copy of Razzle under his arm.’

Now it was the sergeant’s turn to look uncomfortable. ‘Jesus H Christ on a bike,’ he grumbled.

‘Trevor likes his porn.’

‘The boy’s an animal.’

‘Yes, sarge,’ Dom grinned.

Ross glared at him, shaking his head.

‘After all, it’s the only sex he’s ever going to get. . unless he manages to catch a sheep.’

Ross held up a hand. ‘Enough!’ For a moment, he contemplated his options. There was some more moustache scratching and then the sergeant came to a decision. ‘All right, you two will do.’ Not wishing to engage in any further conversation on the matter, he began moving towards the exit. ‘I see you in ten minutes. And make sure you wrap up warm. You’ll be out for the rest of the night.’

Fuck. Carlyle shot Dom another helpless look. Just why had he chosen this fucking job?

THREE

Sitting in the front passenger seat, Charlie Ross tapped the dashboard of the Triumph Toledo with the fingers of his right hand. ‘This will do us fine.’

The driver slowed down but didn’t stop. ‘Are you sure, sir?’ he asked in a thick provincial accent Carlyle didn’t recognize. Looking through the windscreen, he gestured towards the wasteland to their left. ‘There’s fuck all around here.’

Well spotted, Carlyle thought glumly. Sitting in the back, next to Dom, he tried to ignore the rumbling of his stomach. Closing his eyes, he tried to imagine he was back home in Fulham. It didn’t work, not even for a second.

‘Don’t worry about that,’ Ross said firmly, ‘just let us out here.’

‘Okay.’ The driver brought the vehicle to a gentle halt. ‘There you go.’

The rubble-strewn waste ground was about the size of a dozen football pitches. It was an area that the three policemen had come to know well over the last few days. They stood there for hour after hour, as part of the thin blue line tasked with keeping the flying pickets at bay and ensuring that the hulking colliery about 400 yards from the main road remained open and operational. So far, the police had been successful. Coal was still being dug from the ground by those miners who were refusing to strike, albeit at a fraction of the usual rate.

Less than four hours ago, maybe four hundred men had been milling about here, waiting for a fight that, this time, never materialized. Now, however, the last shift of the day had hurried home and the day’s protests had ended. The mine glowered in the twilight, its machinery silent, shut down for the night.

Charlie Ross pushed open the passenger door. ‘Let’s go,’ he barked over his shoulder. ‘Out you get.’ Sliding out of his seat, he slammed the door and began walking away from the vehicle at a brisk pace.

With the greatest reluctance, constables Silver and Carlyle pushed out of their seats after him. Barely had they closed the doors than the driver had conducted a brisk three-point turn and set off, heading for the safety of the RAF base. Watching the Triumph’s red tail lights disappearing into the distance, Carlyle looked around warily.

‘Bandit country,’ Dom sniffed.

‘Yeah,’ Carlyle nodded, ‘no sense in hanging about.’ Both of them knew well enough that any straggling officers caught by a band of roving strikers could expect, at the very least, a good kicking. In the last week alone, three officers had suffered minor assaults and one had been hospitalized with a broken leg.

‘Let’s go, then,’ said Dom, gesturing towards the shrinking figure of Charlie Ross. Already the sergeant was more than fifty yards ahead of them. Moving forward at a brisk pace, he was showing no signs of slowing down.

‘Where’s he going?’ Carlyle asked.

‘No idea.’

Next to the colliery was a small housing estate and beyond that, a wood. The light seemed to be fading with every passing second. The Dead Kennedys’ ‘Holiday in Cambodia’ started playing in his head and Carlyle giggled nervously.

‘Huh?’ Dom gave him a puzzled look.

‘Nothing.’ Carlyle lifted the knapsack that he’d managed to fill with a few provisions and hoisted it over his shoulder. ‘Okay,’ he said wearily, as he started after the yomping sergeant, ‘off we jolly well go.’

After several minutes’ walking, the distance between the two of them and Ross only seemed to be growing.

‘Fit old sod, isn’t he?’ said Dom, wiping the sweat from his brow.

Grunting, Carlyle tried to up his pace, cursing as he stumbled on the rough terrain, which was strewn with rubbish, bricks and pieces of rubble.

‘Fucking hell, Charlie, slow down.’

‘He’ll probably live ’til he’s a hundred.’

‘I wish he’d have a fucking stroke,’ Carlyle grumbled. ‘Then we could stop all this crap.’

‘Could be worse,’ Dom grinned.

Don’t give me your ‘mustn’t grumble’ shit, now, Carlyle thought angrily. His sugar levels were plummeting and he could feel himself getting increasingly annoyed. Slipping the bag from his shoulder, he reached inside and fumbled around until he pulled out an apple. He offered it to Dom, who shook his head.

‘Imagine this is the Falklands and we’re being shot at by a bunch of Argies.’

‘It’s not.’ Carlyle took a bite of his apple and chewed vigorously. ‘And, anyway, the locals round here are far more dangerous than a bunch of scared kids conscripted into some tin-pot army.’

‘At least they don’t have guns.’

‘Let’s hope not. Anyway, they don’t need fucking guns, do they?’

‘I know but. .’ Looking up, Dom watched as the sergeant began veering off to their left. He pointed towards the increasingly indistinct figure in the gloaming. ‘Where’s he going now?’

‘Good bloody question.’ Taking a series of rapid bites from his apple, Carlyle tossed the core and adjusted his direction to follow the sergeant. Rather than heading towards the mine, as they had expected, Ross seemed to be aiming for the small housing estate next door. Despite the hour, many of the homes were shrouded in darkness. Others showed only a weak, flickering light. Candles. Carlyle knew that many strikers’ families could no longer afford their utility bills and had seen their power cut off.

‘What’s he up to?’ Dom repeated.

‘I suppose we’ll find out soon enough,’ Carlyle grunted as he danced round a pothole, ‘assuming that we can ever catch the old bastard.’

After another ten minutes of stumbling around in the gloom, they reached the far side of the waste ground.

‘Nice to see you, boys,’ Charlie Ross growled as they approached. ‘I was wondering if you’d gone home.’

If only, Carlyle thought.

Hands on hips, Ross stood by the side of a narrow path. Unpaved, it looked like the kind of bridleway used by walkers. Shaking his head, he looked the two of them up and down. ‘My, my,’ he cackled gleefully, ‘you boys aren’t very fit, are you?’

‘It’s been a long day, sergeant,’ Dom replied evenly.

‘And these soldiers are marching on an empty stomach,’ Carlyle added indignantly.

‘My God, laddie. You’re always thinking about your food, aren’t you?’ The sergeant pointed down the track, towards the woods. ‘We’re just going down there. Not far now.’

Under the canopy of leaves, the night fully enveloped them. As his eyes adjusted to the darkness, Carlyle had to watch even more carefully where he was putting his feet as they followed the sergeant down a narrow, mucky path between the trees. At least the sergeant had slowed his pace to a more manageable level; presumably he had no desire to end up on his arse in the mud.

A few minutes later, Ross brought them out into a clearing of sorts, a small patch of scrub littered with empty beer cans, food wrappers and other rubbish. In the middle were scattered the remains of a long-extinguished fire. A couple of yards beyond that came the wheezing rumble of a diesel-powered generator. A small spotlight had been hung from the lower branches of one of the trees, illuminating the fluttering police tape that had been strung between two trunks situated fifteen feet apart. Behind the tape was a low mound covered by grey plastic sheeting which had been weighed down at each corner with some rocks.

Standing by the generator was a glum-looking police officer. He nodded at Charlie Ross and the sergeant nodded back. Without saying a word, the uniform turned round and began jogging away in the opposite direction from which his three colleagues had arrived.

‘This is it. Make yourselves at home.’ Ross gave his two young constables a moment to survey their billet.

Stepping up to the tape, Carlyle pointed at the sheeting. ‘What’s that?’

‘Her name’s Beatrice Slater,’ Ross explained, adopting the standard monotone delivery coppers of all ages liked to use when imparting life and death news. ‘Seventy-eight years old. Battered around the head and sexually assaulted, not necessarily in that order.’

Carlyle made a face. He had a grandma of his own, about the same age as the woman under the sheet. Squeamish at the best of times, he didn’t need to know the details.

‘Her knickers are missing,’ Ross continued, oblivious to the young constable’s discomfort.

‘Was she killed here?’ Dom asked.

‘Good question,’ Ross replied. ‘We don’t know that yet. The body was found here by a couple of lads just after three o’clock this afternoon. The little sods had been skiving off school.’ He shook his head at the cheek of it.

Dom looked at Carlyle. The expression on his face said, Looks like we’ve caught the shit end of the stick again. ‘And what’s it got to do with us?’ he asked.

‘I need someone to guard the body overnight. Make sure the scene isn’t disturbed. Scare off journalists and other rubberneckers; you know the drill.’

‘But what’s it to do with us?’ Dom repeated.

‘Yeah,’ Carlyle chipped in. ‘I thought we were here for the strike. Not to deal with little old ladies getting killed. Surely that’s not our problem?’

Holding up a hand, the sergeant looked at each man in turn. ‘I know, I know, it’s not our responsibility, but the local sheep-shaggers have asked us for some help on this one. What with everything going on around here, there just aren’t enough bodies to go round.’ Realizing what he’d said, he glanced beyond the tape and gave a rueful smile. ‘No pun intended, love.’ He turned back to face the two young officers. ‘To top it all, a couple of scabs down the road had their houses petrol-bombed last night. They only just got out alive by all accounts.’ He chuckled to himself. ‘One of them had their pet cat barbecued — everyone’s going crazy about that.’

‘It figures,’ Dom mused. ‘People care more about animals than they do about people.’

Ross nodded. ‘A Siamese cat called Dennis. Quite expensive, apparently. He went to shows all over the country.’

‘So we’re here because of a bloody cat?’ Carlyle grumped.

‘No,’ said Charlie firmly. ‘You’re here because the forensics team for the whole bloody county has been stuck there all day. They’re still going through the smouldering remains, searching for the vital clues that will lead the forces of law and order to the cat killer. Doubtless, it will turn out to be some NUM-supporting little scrote who believes domestic pets are some kind of fascist conspiracy created by the ruling elite in order to keep the working classes under the heel of their filthy jackboots.’

‘He may have a point,’ Dom grinned.

‘Either way,’ Ross mused, ‘you boys are here tonight.’

‘Great,’ Carlyle pouted, folding his arms.

‘The local constabulary can’t cope,’ Ross continued. ‘Their idea of a crime wave is if a group of ten-year-olds go on a shop-lifting spree down the newsagents on the high street. Their world has been turned upside down by all of this. They’ve had twenty years’ worth of criminal activity here in the last month.’

Like I give a fuck, Carlyle thought sourly. A gust of wind blew through the trees, causing him to shiver.

‘Your job is simply to preserve the crime scene for the next few hours,’ Ross explained. ‘Forensics won’t be able to get here until morning, so try and keep everything nice and fresh for them. Stay this side of the tape.’

Frowning, Dom looked up at the inky heavens. ‘What happens if it rains?’

Charlie shrugged. ‘That will count as an Act of God. Nothing you can do about that, son. If any evidence gets degraded overnight, that will be forensics’ problem.’ Turning, he headed back towards the path down which they had arrived a few minutes earlier.

‘Are you not staying then?’ Dom asked.

‘Don’t be fucking stupid, son,’ Charlie laughed as he continued on his way. ‘Good luck. I’ll see you both in the morning.’

FOUR

His dreams of watching pretty girls walking down the King’s Road were interrupted by the sound of the wind in the trees, followed by the crowing of birds.

‘Wakey, wakey!’

With the greatest reluctance, Carlyle opened his eyes and found himself staring at the scuffed end of Dom’s boot. ‘Did you just kick me?’

‘Just a gentle prod,’ Dom grinned. ‘You don’t really want Charlie Ross to bowl up and find you in the land of nod, do you?’

Shivering in the grey dawn, Carlyle yawned. ‘What time is it?’

‘Just after six.’

‘Fuck.’ Struggling to his feet, Carlyle stretched before trying to shake the stiffness from his body. Dom patted the breast pocket of his jacket. ‘Fancy some breakfast?’

‘What have you got?’ Carlyle asked groggily, wiping the leaves from his overcoat.

‘Just some whizz.’

‘Urgh, no thanks.’ It was one thing taking advantage of Dom’s amphetamine supply to get through the last stretch of a double shift, quite another to find yourself snorting speed at this hour of the morning. ‘I’d rather have a coffee and a Danish pastry.’

‘Not on the menu, I’m afraid.’

‘Then I’ll pass.’

‘Suit yourself.’ Dom’s jerky manner suggested he had already partaken.

‘I need a slash,’ Carlyle grunted. He glanced at the grey plastic sheet behind the police tape. At least it hadn’t rained. Everything seemed as it was the night before. Turning away, he stepped up to the nearest tree and unzipped his fly.

‘Ahhh. . fuck. .’

Still in full flow, he looked up to see a young woman walking towards him.

‘Fuck!’ Blushing violently, he took a step backwards, struggling not to piss all over his trousers.

‘Good morning!’ the woman said cheerily, eyeing his groin with more amusement than seemed strictly necessary.

Turning away, Carlyle finished his business, gave himself a shake and zipped himself up.

‘Good morning,’ said Dom cheerily. He nodded at Carlyle, who was struggling to regain his composure. ‘Sorry about the floor show.’

‘Don’t worry about that,’ said the woman, looking Dom in the eye. ‘In my experience, once you’ve seen one knob, you’ve seen them all.’

Now it was Dom’s turn to blush. ‘I wouldn’t know,’ he mumbled.

The woman stepped forward. ‘I’m Fran Mullin. From the Gazette.’

They looked at her blankly.

‘The local paper,’ Mullin explained.

‘So you’re a journalist, then?’ Carlyle asked.

‘Well spotted.’ Her grin grew wider. ‘Looks like your brain is as big as your other organ.’

‘Ha!’ Dom laughed.

Carlyle frowned. Not only a journalist, but a piss-taking journalist. Just what he needed: a great start to what would doubtless be a great day. He looked the woman up and down. She was dressed in jeans and a parka with fur on the collar and a pair of sturdy-looking walking boots. On one shoulder was a small black rucksack. Carlyle suddenly had a flashback to his school days, memories of his fifth-form geography teacher, a cheery, outdoorsy type who was the subject of much sixth-form speculation and banter. There was dismay among the boys of 6C when she ran off with the deputy headmaster, much to the annoyance of the latter’s wife.

‘I work for the local paper,’ Mullin explained, ‘and do a bit of radio too, sometimes even TV, when there’s a big story.’ Dropping her bag on the ground, she gestured towards the police tape. ‘Like this one.’

Carlyle watched the cheeky hack pull a notepad and pen from the bag. Has she got a tape recorder in there as well? he wondered. Charlie Ross had given clear instructions about keeping journalists well away from the crime scene. But that was easier said than done now that one had actually turned up. What were they going to do?

He looked at Dom, who gave him a hopeless shrug.

‘You shouldn’t be here,’ Carlyle said feebly.

Taking the cap off her biro, the Mullin woman gave the young constable a patronizing smile. ‘I’m here on a public right of way, love,’ she said, tapping the muddy path with the sole of her boot, ‘as is my legal right.’

‘Yes, but-’

She raised an eyebrow. ‘Am I interfering with your duties, in any way?’

‘No, but-’

‘So, I’m not infringing the legal process.’ A smile played across her lips. ‘Plus, I’ve had to contend with you waving your willy at me.’

Carlyle felt a sense of desperation creeping over him. ‘But-’

‘Lucky for you I’m not the kind of girl who is going to run off screaming about a pervert in the woods.’

‘I didn’t-’

Cutting short Carlyle’s protests with a wave of her hand, she flipped open her notebook in a way that made his heart sink. ‘Now that we’ve got the preliminaries out of the way, what can you tell me about the murder of Beatrice Slater?’

‘She’s dead,’ Dom sniffed.

‘Yes, I am aware of that. What can you tell me about the circumstances surrounding her death? Give me some background. Who found her? When?’

‘Look, love,’ Carlyle said, trying to sound both knowing and world-weary at the same time, ‘we’re just here guarding the crime scene, waiting for forensics to turn up. The investigation proper hasn’t even started yet. We don’t know anything.’

Nodding furiously, the woman began scribbling on her pad. ‘Can I quote you on that?’

‘No, you bloody well can’t,’ Carlyle wailed. ‘Fuck off!’

A gleam appeared in Dom’s eye. ‘You can quote what he’s said, as long as you attribute it to a Sergeant Charlie Ross.’

Mullin shook her head, pointing at their uniforms with her pen. ‘Neither of you are sergeants. What’re your names?’

‘Fuck off,’ Carlyle repeated.

The journalist gestured with her chin towards the body. ‘Don’t you know who she is?’

The two young policemen said nothing.

‘Beatrice Slater is — was — something of a local celebrity round here. She was a champion rose grower who campaigned on a range of issues like the environment, nuclear disarmament and animal rights.’

A lentil-eating, Guardian-reading leftie then, Carlyle mused.

‘She claimed that she’d been under surveillance by Special Branch and MI5 ever since she wrote to Mrs Thatcher in Downing Street to protest about the Falklands War.’

Dom laughed. ‘A bit doolally, then, was she?’

Mullin shook her head. ‘Not at all. Beatrice was a very interesting and engaging person. She was a teacher for almost thirty years. She was also a vocal supporter of the striking miners.’

Oh, oh. The faintest of alarm bells started ringing in Carlyle’s head. ‘How do you know all this?’

‘I interviewed her for the Gazette not so long ago. Someone put a brick through her front window after she organized a coffee morning and cake sale in support of the local branch of the NUM. The story made page four of the paper. There had been threats. .’

‘What threats?’ Carlyle asked.

‘Now, now, Fran,’ said a deep voice, ‘what are you doing to these young lads after they’ve been up all night?’

Carlyle turned to see a tall, middle-aged man in a green quilted jacket and brown cords appear through the trees, with Charlie Ross following obediently in his wake. Bringing up the rear was a third man, a young bloke about the same age as the two constables. Plump, with blonde curls spilling over his face, the youngster was incongruously dressed in a tweed suit with a Prince of Wales check. His pale brown brogues were covered in mud and he looked distinctly uncomfortable out in the open air.

‘Ha!’ Mullin laughed. ‘And what are you doing using a couple of guys up from London to cover this for you?’

Who said we were up from London? Carlyle wondered.

‘Put that bloody notebook away,’ said the man.

Glaring at him, Mullin reluctantly did as she was told.

‘Shouldn’t you be on the Dennis the cat story, anyway?’

‘Chris Boon is covering that,’ she pouted. ‘You know I don’t do fluff.’

‘Ha, ha,’ the man deadpanned, ‘very good. We could all do with a bit of comedy at the moment.’

Mullin gestured towards the body. ‘This is no laughing matter.’

‘No,’ the man agreed, ‘it isn’t. It is very serious. Very serious indeed. All the more reason why you shouldn’t rush into print with some hasty and ill-considered ramblings.’

‘I don’t-’

‘Now is not the time or the place,’ he cut her off. ‘We can sort out what you’re going to write later.’

Ross glared at his two young charges. ‘I told you buggers to keep journalists away,’ he growled.

‘Don’t worry, Charlie,’ the man smirked, ‘I can handle Fran here.’ Striding across the clearing, he extended a hand to Dom and then to Carlyle. ‘I’m Inspector Rob Holt from the local station up the road.’ He paused, to allow the duo to introduce themselves.

‘PC Silver,’ Dom said cheerily.

‘Carlyle.’

Holt smiled at the sergeant. ‘Looks like you’ve got some good lads under your command at the moment, Charlie.’

Ross grunted non-committally.

‘Anyway, thanks for helping us out, boys. It was very good of you to step into the breach at such short notice.’

As if we had much choice, Carlyle thought glumly. He glanced at the cherub in tweed but got no response. Stepping over to the police tape, the man showed no intention of introducing himself.

‘I’m sure Charlie. . Sergeant Ross explained how stretched things are here at the moment.’

‘Yes,’ the two constables replied in unison.

‘So, like I said, we are very grateful for the help.’

‘Our pleasure,’ Ross beamed. Slipping a knapsack off his shoulder, he pulled out a Thermos and tossed it towards Dom. ‘Hot coffee; you deserve it.’

Catching the flask, Dom started unscrewing the lid. ‘Thanks.’

Sticking his hand back in the bag, Ross pulled out a brown paper bag soaked with grease. ‘And a couple of bacon rolls.’

‘Result!’ said Dom, stepping forward and grabbing the bag.

‘We’ll have someone here to replace you in an hour or so,’ Holt explained. ‘The forensics guys might turn up first. I hear that the remains of Dennis have been recovered — such as they are — and returned to the grieving owner. .’ turning to Mullin, he flashed a cheesy smile, ‘who I’m sure will make page one of the Gazette.’

Mullin made a face. ‘We’ll see about that. It’ll be an editorial decision.’

‘Yes, yes, of course.’ Holt turned back to the two young constables. ‘Anyway, my forensics guys are very good. They know what they’re doing, so let them get on with it.’

‘Just don’t get in their way,’ said Charlie Ross firmly.

Carlyle started to complain then thought better of it.

The cherub caught the inspector’s eye and gave him a slight nod. Turning away from the body, he started back down the path.

‘Right,’ said Holt, stepping over and slipping an arm round Mullin’s shoulder, ‘we’ll be on our way. Thanks again.’

As they watched the trio depart, the sergeant gave his underlings a nasty smile. ‘When you get back to camp, be sure to get some rest. You’ll be back on duty this afternoon. We’re expecting things to kick off properly later on.’

‘Jolly good.’ Dom took a bite from his bacon roll and washed it down with some coffee before handing the cup to Carlyle. ‘By the way, who was the guy in the suit?’

‘Yeah,’ Carlyle mumbled, slurping his coffee, ‘he seemed like a bit of a knob. Nice suit though.’

‘Never you mind,’ said Ross, retrieving his bag. ‘It’s not your problem. We’re done here.’

Carlyle took another mouthful of coffee and made a face. It tasted horrible, but at least it was hot. ‘That inspector seemed very friendly with the journalist woman,’ he mused.

‘This is the countryside,’ Ross shrugged. ‘They do things differently here.’

‘How do you know him?’ Dom asked, popping the last of the roll into his mouth.

‘I knew Rob Holt when he was pounding the streets of Putney,’ Ross explained, slipping the bag back over his shoulder. ‘He was a decent young officer.’

I bet you taught him all he knows, Carlyle thought.

‘I taught him all he knows.’

‘And now?’ Dom asked.

‘And now what?’

‘Is he still a decent copper?’

Ross made a face. ‘We all get older.’

‘What does that mean?’ Dom persisted.

‘It means,’ Charlie growled, ‘that it’s a fucking stupid question.’

‘So does the other guy work for him?’

Charlie Ross shook his head. ‘That’s your problem, Mr Silver. You ask too many bloody questions.’

‘But-’

‘Just leave it,’ Charlie snapped, heading briskly towards the trail. ‘Let’s get going. Forget about what happened here. Just think about the extra overtime.’

FIVE

There was something about lunchtime drinking that always made him feel guilty. Charlie Ross stared into his glass of Bell’s knowing that it would take another couple before he could hope to feel any kind of buzz. However, with a full shift still to come that wasn’t really an option.

They had headed thirty miles out of their way, to a pub west of Buxton, to find a location where no one would pay them any attention. Here it was all ploughman’s lunches and the local darts league. If you ignored the television in the corner, you could almost imagine you were back in the 1950s, in that fictitious England of warm beer, buxom wenches and fair play that the dullest politicians tried to invoke when they went whoring for votes at election time.

What a load of old bollocks.

Charlie’s idea of a pub was more the kind of place his dad had made him stand outside as a kid in the Gorbals — Goldie’s had sawdust on the floor, spittoons by the bar and absolutely no women anywhere in sight. The memory made him smile. He could still remember the first time he’d been allowed inside, a month before his thirteenth birthday. His old man, a welder at Yarrows, bought him a half pint of Tennent’s, which he struggled through, despite hating the taste.

Goldie’s, that was a proper bar, not this kind of poncey southern shit hole. Breaking out of his reverie, he looked around. The place was empty, apart from the landlord and a couple of old-timers, who were sitting at a table in the back nursing half pints of Brown Ale. Looking out of the window, across rolling fields and the Peak District National Park beyond, Ross felt a strange mixture of peace and unease. The picket lines and murdered old ladies seemed a million miles away. But they were real, nevertheless. This, on the other hand, was not. Two coppers and a trainee spook sitting in a pub discussing murder and God knows what else?

What the hell were they playing at? His father, a dyed-in-the-wool socialist, would have been deeply unimpressed by these cloak and dagger games. Mercifully, however, the old man had died more than a decade ago. Times changed. Industries died. The shipyards had learned that harsh lesson in the 1970s. Now it was the turn of the miners.

Despite being on the right side of history, the grizzled sergeant was already regretting doing a favour for his old colleague, Rob Holt. And if he’d known MI5 was involved, he would have refused, point blank.

Looking up from his whisky, he gestured at the young man sitting next to Holt. Happily munching on a packet of ready-salted Tudor crisps with a glass of Coke on the table in front of him, Martin Palmer looked less like a spy and more like a minor character out of a P. G. Wodehouse story.

‘What I don’t understand is why he is still here,’ Ross grumbled.

‘There’s no need to be so chippy, Charlie.’ Rob Holt carefully placed his pint of Burton Ale on the table and gave the youngster a pat on the shoulder. ‘Martin here is only doing his job. What happened is rather. . unfortunate, certainly. But it is hardly his fault.’

Sticking another crisp in his gob, Palmer gave an apologetic shrug.

The sergeant tossed back his whisky and slapped the glass on the table. ‘It’s a right fucking mess.’

‘You worry too much, Charlie.’ Holt smiled reassuringly. ‘It’s just a coincidence.’

‘Is that right?’

‘Come on, sergeant,’ Palmer trilled. ‘Do you think we go around knocking off old ladies?’

I think a genius like you is capable of doing just about anything, Ross thought sourly, as long as it’s stupid enough.

A couple of walkers appeared through the doorway, looked around and began making their way to the bar. Palmer leaned across the table and lowered his voice. ‘I had nothing to do with the death of poor Mrs Slater,’ he hissed.

‘Is that right?’

‘Yes, it is,’ said Palmer indignantly. Waving a hand in the air, he hit his glass, which had to be rescued by Holt before it fell over.

Charlie Ross shook his head. On the bright side, at least the kid didn’t look capable of killing anyone, even a granny.

‘All I did,’ Palmer explained, ‘was go and pay Mrs Slater a visit.’

‘Just before she died.’

‘We had a very nice chat over a cup of tea and some French Fancies. .’

Ross shot Holt a look. French Fancies?

‘It was all done in line with standard operating protocol,’ Palmer explained. ‘I was simply conducting a preliminary engagement interview.’

Charlie frowned. ‘What the hell’s an engagement interview?’

Palmer looked at the inspector.

‘It’s okay,’ Holt reassured him, ‘you can tell Charlie.’

The young man looked doubtful. ‘Have you signed the Official Secrets Act?’

‘Of course, son,’ Charlie lied without missing a beat, ‘many times.’

‘Me too,’ Holt nodded, trying not to grin.

‘Well,’ Palmer looked at them both doubtfully but pressed on, ‘like I said, we had a chat and a nice cup of tea. Mrs Slater talked about her roses-’

‘What’s that got to do with anything?’ Charlie snapped.

‘Again,’ Palmer said patiently, ‘it’s what we’re taught to do.’

‘In spy school?’ Charlie let out a loud guffaw that broke the deathly hush in the room and caused the barman to look over in their direction.

‘In our basic training, yes,’ Palmer nodded, lowering his voice even further. ‘We are supposed to discuss topics of interest to the suspect, in order to put their mind at ease and get them to open up.’

Ross looked at Holt. ‘She was a little old lady. How was she a suspect?’

‘Mrs Slater is. . was a person of interest to my employer,’ Palmer said primly, ‘that is to say, a potential source of antisocial behaviour. From our discussion, it was clear that she was very hostile to the elected government and to Mrs Thatcher in particular.’

She was a seventy-eight-year-old rose grower, Charlie reflected. Who cares what she thought? She was hardly going to start a bloody revolution. Keeping his thoughts to himself, he began playing with his moustache, wondering when Holt was going to offer to go to the bar. It was the inspector’s round, after all, and the more this boy opened his mouth, the more another whisky seemed desirable, not to say essential.

‘Or, to put it another way,’ Palmer’s voice was barely audible by now, ‘Slater was deemed a credible threat to national security.’

‘Fuck me,’ the sergeant grumbled. ‘We really are in big trouble then.’ He had to resist a sudden urge to give the kid a slap. Compared to Palmer, his constables, Silver and Carlyle — Silver in particular — were bloody geniuses. Even the spank mag king Trevor bloody Miller would have been able to hold his own in MI5 if this was the standard of recruit.

‘Ha!’ Holt laughed.

Palmer looked hurt. ‘I’m only doing my job,’ he pouted.

Charlie shook his head. He prided himself on being a true blue, a man who would happily put his body on the line for Queen, country and Rangers FC but, even so, there were times when the stupidity of the powers that be — and the foot soldiers doing their bidding — left him almost speechless with rage.

At last, Holt finished his pint and gestured at Charlie’s empty glass. ‘Bell’s?’

‘Yes,’ the sergeant nodded. ‘Make it a double.’

Getting to his feet, the inspector turned to the youngster. ‘And what,’ he asked, ‘did you put in your report?’

‘That’s the thing,’ Palmer said sheepishly. ‘I haven’t got round to writing it yet.’

‘Ah, I see,’ said Holt, heading for the bar. ‘That’s not very good, is it?’

‘No, my boss back in Gower Street is jumping up and down, wanting to know what’s going on.’

‘I thought he’d be delighted,’ Charlie said as he watched Holt pull a fiver from his wallet. ‘After all, it’s one less threat to national security for him to worry about.’

Nodding, Palmer took a mouthful of his Coke. ‘Yes, but you know what it’s like. The woman was quite well-known in. . particular circles. All the lefties and conspiracy theorists will now say we did it. And we didn’t!’ His eyes widened in horror at the very thought of it. ‘Did you know that the poor woman had been violated, after the fact?’

Charlie made a face. ‘Holt mentioned it.’

‘They found semen all over the place.’

‘Have you given a sample?’

Palmer frowned.

‘For purposes of comparison,’ Ross explained. ‘To rule you out of the investigation.’

The horror on Palmer’s face turned to outrage. ‘Sergeant,’ he said with all the authority he could muster, ‘I was never ruled in.’

‘Mm.’ The sergeant looked back at Holt standing by the bar. Times change.

‘This was clearly the work of a deviant.’

‘A card-carrying member of the NUM deviant, no doubt.’

‘What?’

‘Nothing.’

‘I have seen the preliminary findings from the pathologist. .’ That was quick, Charlie thought, considering how over-worked everyone is.

‘It was completely horrible. Definitely not the type of behaviour that you get from an MI5 man.’

Are you for real? Charlie wondered. ‘No, I suppose not.’

‘So,’ Palmer continued, ‘my orders are to stay here until the matter is cleared up and we can be sure that the other side cannot use this terrible crime as a propaganda weapon in the current war.’

Eyeing Holt returning from the bar with his drink, Charlie licked his lips. ‘Good luck with that.’

‘What we really need is a quick arrest.’

‘Don’t you worry about that,’ said Holt as he reached the table. Handing Charlie his whisky, he dropped another packet of crisps into Palmer’s lap. ‘I think we’re going to have some good news for you on that front very soon.’

SIX

Walking down the street, Carlyle watched Dom scratch Jerry Dammers’ nose, just above his left nipple. ‘Have you got the new album?’

‘Nah,’ Dom yawned, ‘not yet. It’s only just come out. I’m gonna take a trip up to Rough Trade and treat myself when we get home.’

‘Something to look forward to,’ Carlyle agreed.

‘Oh, yeah,’ Dom replied, before launching into a spirited rendition of ‘Enjoy Yourself’, much to the amusement of a couple of schoolgirls walking past them, takeaways in hand.

Once Dom had finished, Carlyle gestured at his mate’s T-shirt. ‘I never really got into The Specials,’ he reflected.

‘You should give it a whirl. I can lend you a couple of LPs, if you want.’

‘Nah. I’m more a punk man. The Clash, SLF, The Jam.’

‘The Jam?’ Dom looked horrified. ‘They’re not punk. Paul Weller supports Thatcher, for God’s sake!’

‘I think he was misquoted,’ Carlyle said limply.

‘Bollocks. Anyway, he’ll never stand the test of time.’ He tapped the peeling transfer on his T-shirt. ‘The Specials, mate — they’ll be around for ever, mark my words.’

‘Unlike us,’ Carlyle grumbled, ‘if we don’t get something to eat, sharpish.’

‘Good point.’ Dom gestured down the high street. With three pubs, a Chinese takeaway and a fish ’n’ chip shop, the local village offered the only chance of escape from RAF Syerston. It was also the only hope of sustenance for two AWOL constables for more than twenty miles. ‘The world is your oyster, old son; take your pick.’

After ten minutes standing in the queue in the Golden Fryer, Carlyle was beginning to regret their decision. With increasing impatience, he waited as an old guy at the front of the queue slowly counted out sufficient cash to pay for his sausage supper. As he moved some coins around the counter, the woman at the till scratched her head, too bored to be annoyed.

‘You’re still fifty pence short, love,’ she observed, once the man had emptied out all of his pockets.

From the back of the shop, he could make out the sound of a radio playing TRB’s ‘Power in the Darkness’ Carlyle breathed in deeply the smell of boiling fat and cooked potatoes and felt his stomach rumbling. Reluctant to admit defeat, the old fella started rummaging round in his pockets all over again.

Get on with it, you old bastard, Carlyle thought, tapping his foot impatiently on the linoleum floor as he tried to ignore his hunger.

‘Here you go, mate,’ Dominic Silver slipped in front of Carlyle and placed a 50p piece on the counter.

Before the old man could respond, the woman scooped up all of the coins and thrust the newspaper-wrapped food parcel at him.

‘Thanks, son,’ he mumbled, staring at his shoes as he shuffled out.

Feeling like the cheapskate he was, Carlyle glared at his mate.

‘We would have been here for ever,’ Dom shrugged, pushing Carlyle towards the counter, ‘and I’m starving. Hurry up and get your bloody chips.’

Standing under a streetlight in front of J. A. Chisholm amp; Sons, the local Turf Accountants, Carlyle felt a globule of fat run down his chin and smiled.

‘What’s so funny?’ Dom asked, spearing a big fat chip with a tiny wooden fork and dropping it into his mouth.

‘It’s just a relief to have some proper food at last,’ Carlyle replied, wiping his chin, ‘rather than that crap they feed us in the base. It’s a bloody disgrace. You’d probably get better fed if you were in prison.’

‘Mm.’

‘I reckon I’ve lost half a stone since we got here. More.’

‘It’s the Maggie Thatcher diet,’ Dom mused. ‘You run around chasing fuckwit miners all day and then have to make do with survival rations.’

‘Maybe keep your voice down, a bit,’ Carlyle implored, gesturing back along the road towards the Golden Fryer. A group of three lads had just emerged from the shop and were shovelling chips into their mouths, just like the two policemen. All three were in identical uniform: black DMs, drainpipe jeans, T-shirts and leather jackets. The jackets were covered, front and back, with the small, round yellow and black Coal Not Dole stickers of the NUM.

Standing on the pavement, the trio eyed the two coppers suspiciously over their bags of chips.

‘We don’t want a ruck,’ Carlyle said, sotto voce, as he got ready to flee.

‘No,’ Dom agreed, cheerily, ‘not ’til I’ve finished my tea, anyway.’

‘Cheeky sods!’

Even out of uniform, the two coppers stood out like a sore thumb. With their short-back-and-sides haircuts and healthy, well-fed glow, it was almost as if they were a different species from the anaemic, washed-out locals. It was rare to see any rozzers venturing into the village out of uniform nowadays. These two must be particularly stupid.

It would be a pleasure to give them a good kicking.

Lifting his left boot half an inch off the pavement, Ian Williamson rotated the ankle first clockwise, then counter-clockwise. It was always good to limber up before a bit of action. He looked up and down the street. He was fairly sure the duo eating chips outside the bookies were on their own. He knew from painful experience that the last thing you wanted was to pile in and then find half a dozen of their mates zooming round the corner.

‘See those two bastards over there,’ he hissed, laying on the Yorkshire accent thick, even though he came from the poshest part of Harrogate, where everyone spoke the Queen’s English and drank tea from china cups. That, and the fact that his father was a parish priest, was something that the boy had to work hard to live down.

‘Coppers,’ Arthur Jenkins nodded. ‘Definitely.’

‘This chicken pie’s good,’ Eric Kellner mumbled, oblivious to the interlopers. ‘Right tasty it is.’

Ignoring his friend’s critique of the Golden Fryer’s fare, Williamson pointed towards the officers with a limp chip. ‘What are those stupid bastards doing down here?’

Kellner wiped a piece of pie crust from the side of his mouth and looked up. ‘It looks like they’re having their tea, just like us.’

Jesus fucking Christ, where did we find this one? Williamson glanced at Jenkins, who just shrugged and carried on eating.

‘Paula said they were from London.’

How would the stupid cow in the chip shop know? Williamson wondered. It was, however, a reasonable guess.

‘Up here making lots of overtime so they can have expensive cars and fancy holidays while we bloody well starve,’ Jenkins observed, parroting the last thing they had heard at the Socialist Worker meeting in the community centre earlier in the evening. ‘They’re bloody coining it in.’

‘That’s right,’ Williamson smiled. The Socialist Worker lot were complete berks, playground revolutionaries, selling their stupid bloody paper. They had some nice birds, though. One in particular had caught his eye. Samantha — Sam — a posh girl from somewhere in the Home Counties, had a great arse and a nasty smile. Her father was a baron, or something. God knows what the old man made of his darling daughter traipsing up here to wallow in the misery of the proletariat.

Thinking about young Sam he felt a twitch in his groin. Sometime soon he was going to give her a good lesson on the indefatigable power of the working class.

Banishing thoughts of a naked, panting Samantha sprawled across his crumpled bed sheets, he returned to the matter in hand. ‘Look at them. .’ again, he gestured towards the policemen. ‘Cheeky bastards. They shouldn’t be here. ’

‘They’re taking the piss,’ Jenkins agreed.

‘Looks like we’re gonna have to teach them a fooking lesson.’ Shovelling a few more chips into his mouth, Williamson crumpled the newspaper wrapping in his hand. Forming a ball, he tossed it towards the waste bin that stood outside the shop. The rubbish hit the rim of the basket and bounced into the gutter. Ignoring it, he stepped into the road, heading towards the two coppers.

Keeping his eyes on the youths, bouncing on the balls of his feet, Carlyle was getting ready to run. The chips were already beginning to settle in his stomach and he wondered how far he might get before throwing up. He glanced at Dom, who was still leaning nonchalantly against the lamppost, slowly spearing chips and lifting them to his mouth as he watched the local yobbos begin their approach.

‘Dom. .’

‘Be cool, Johnny boy,’ Silver smiled. ‘Nothing’s gonna happen. As my old dad would say, these boys are all piss and no vinegar.’

That might be all right for your old dad to say, Carlyle thought grimly, but he’s not bloody here, is he? He watched the trio move closer. Maybe the fat boy at the back shoving the pie into his gob, will back off, but I’m not so sure about the other two. Even from a hundred yards away, he could see that they were big blokes, bigger than him anyway, no doubt well capable of handing out a good shoeing.

‘Speaking of which, I could do with some more vinegar on these chips.’

Not wanting to find out if he was right about the shoeing, Carlyle decided to leg it. If Dom wanted to stand there and play it cool, that was fine. For Carlyle, however, discretion was the greater part of valour. ‘I think it’s time go. .’

‘Be cool,’ Dom repeated.

Carlyle took a step backwards. ‘Fuck, Dom.’ He was turning to flee when a group of a dozen or so uniforms piled out of the darkness of the alley next to the Golden Fryer, screaming at the men in the leather jackets to get on the ground.

What the fuck? One minute Ian Williamson was getting ready to give those two wankers a good kicking; the next there were bloody pigs everywhere, screaming that he was under arrest and ordering him to lie down on the tarmac. At least they weren’t in riot gear. When a constable appeared in front of him, Williamson instinctively smashed his forehead into the guy’s face. There was a crunching noise and the officer went down, moaning, blood spurting from the remains of his nose. Not stopping to admire his handiwork, Williamson put his head down and started to run.

Saved by the cavalry, Carlyle thought happily as he watched the uniforms wrestle two of the men to the ground. The third guy had landed a Glasgow kiss on one of the officers and was making a break for freedom. Head down, arms pumping, he was heading straight towards them, pursued by a trio of policemen. As the man approached, it was clear that he was pulling away from the sluggish officers. Instinctively, Carlyle stepped out of the way. He didn’t have a dog in this fight and he was happy to let them all get on with it.

‘They’re not going to catch him, are they?’ Pushing himself off the lamppost, Dom tossed the remains of his dinner into a bin on the pavement. ‘Standards in the police service are terrible these days,’ he mused. ‘You’d have thought to be a policeman you’d at least have to be able to run a hundred yards. I wonder when any of that lot last passed a medical?’ He shook his head sadly. ‘And, mark my words, it’s only going to get worse.’

‘Eh?’

‘Standards of fitness in the police force,’ Dom explained. ‘We’re on the cusp of an obesity epidemic in this country. Too much crap food and not enough exercise. And the police are only a reflection of the society they serve. In thirty years’ time, it’ll be rare that coppers will be able to run at all.’

Says the man who just stuffed his face with a bag of chips, Carlyle mused. ‘This guy looks quite fast, though,’ he replied as they watched the escaping suspect lengthen his lead over his pursuers with every stride.

‘Pah.’ Waiting until the last minute, Dom skipped out into the road and stuck out a leg. Unable to change course in time, the fleeing man went straight over his foot, bouncing down the tarmac in a cursing, crumpled heap.

Ouch, Carlyle thought cheerily, that’s got to hurt. He watched as the puffing coppers descended on the prostrate man and pulled him roughly to his feet. Clearly dazed, he was bleeding from a nasty gash to his forehead. As they dragged the suspect back to a waiting van, one of the officers, red-faced and sweating profusely, gave Dom a thumbs up. ‘Thanks mate!’

‘No problem,’ Dom grinned, returning the gesture.

‘I think we were catching him, though,’ the cop grinned.

‘Without a doubt,’ Dom agreed.

Carlyle let his gaze slip back down the street. From behind the van appeared a familiar figure in a green quilted jacket — the inspector who had turned up in the woods. What was his name? Holt. He watched him say something to the driver of the van and then look down the road, towards them. Whether he recognized Charlie Ross’s two minions was impossible to say, given the distance, but Carlyle was fairly sure that now was not the time to be renewing acquaintances. He put a hand on Dom’s shoulder. ‘I think that’s enough excitement for one night,’ he said firmly. ‘Now we really should get going.’

SEVEN

Propped up on a couple of pillows, Fran Mullin fired up her second post-coital Embassy Regal, placed it between her lips and took a drag. ‘It all sounds very thin to me,’ she said, folding her arms as she exhaled a stream of smoke towards the ceiling.

‘Mm.’ Rob Holt listened to his stomach rumbling. He was starving. He also needed a piss. Getting up, however, was just too much of a chore for him to be able to manage it immediately. Edging away from the wet patch in the middle of the bed, he tried to slip out a modest fart without his lover noticing.

‘I’m serious, Rob.’ Mullin took another drag on her cigarette. ‘If this doesn’t hold up, you are going to end up looking stupid. Really stupid. It could be the end of your career.’

‘Ha!’ he laughed. ‘What career? My so-called career came to an abrupt end the day I left London and bowled up in this hell hole.’

‘Thanks a lot,’ she pouted.

‘You know what I mean.’ Sticking his head under the covers, he planted a kiss between her legs, breathing in deeply as he did so.

‘Get off!’ Stubbing out her cigarette in the ashtray on the bedside table, she pushed him away.

‘C’mon,’ he protested, coming up for air. ‘You are the only reason this place is bearable. If it wasn’t for. .’

She shot him a look that said: Be careful what you say right now.

He stuck a big smile on his face. ‘If it wasn’t for you being so totally wonderful, I don’t know what I would have done.’

‘Don’t try and butter me up, Rob,’ she said sternly, trying to beat down a smile.

‘Would I?’ he grinned, knowing that he had done exactly that.

‘Yes you would. Anyway, all I am saying is that it is very convenient for the police to have found someone to take the rap for Beatrice Slater’s murder so quickly.’

Take the rap? Holt frowned. It sounded like Fran had been overdosing on Hill Street Blues again.

‘After all,’ she continued, ‘this is the biggest crime there’s been here, on your patch, for God knows how long.’

‘By miles,’ he agreed. ‘It’s the first murder in the district for more than a decade.’

‘Quite. . and you’ve managed to make an arrest in less than forty-eight hours.’

‘Well,’ he pouted, ‘it’s not like I’m some inexperienced village bobby. I did come up here from the throbbing metropolis, remember.’

‘Still, this is the first murder case that you’ve had since you’ve been here.’

‘Yes, of course.’

‘And you’ve solved it almost immediately, even though the whole place is a war zone at the moment and all of your officers are stretched to the limit.’

‘It’s not that surprising,’ Holt shrugged. ‘If you’re going to catch the bloke who did it, you’re usually going to get him in the first day or so.’ He remembered reading an article about it in the Police Review.

‘Only when they are caught red-handed,’ Mullin protested, trying to resist the craving for another cigarette.

‘So, what are you saying?’ he snapped.

‘Who fingered Ian Williamson?’ she shot back. ‘Was it that gormless boy from MI5?’

‘Who says he’s from MI5?’ Holt stuck an exploratory foot over the side of the bed. He really did need that piss.

Mullin let her gaze drift to a point near the window where the brown, orange and yellow Apollo wallpaper had started peeling off. ‘C’mon Rob,’ she said wearily, ‘it’s a bit late to be tight lipped.’

‘Mm.’

‘Anyway, the junior spook showed me his ID. He was very proud of it. It was quite sweet really.’

Holt slumped back on the bed. ‘Christ! What a berk!’

‘It’s good to know our security is in the hands of people like that,’ Mullin laughed. ‘Just as well they’re only up against poor old Arthur Scargill.’

‘You cannot write any of this,’ Holt groaned. ‘Never, ever.’

‘I don’t want to write any of this,’ she replied, exasperated with her boyfriend’s total lack of faith in her powers of discretion. ‘However, there will be plenty of people writing the story when Ian Williamson is paraded in court tomorrow. And more than a few of them will ask the same questions as me.’

‘He did it,’ Holt said sullenly.

‘Uh-huh. Isn’t the idea that you’re supposed to prove that he did it?’

‘He did it.’

Mullin raised her eyebrows. ‘Did he confess?’

‘We have two witnesses who saw him near Slater’s house.’

‘That’s very convenient. Who are they?’

‘C’mon,’ he frowned, ‘I’m not going to tell you that.’

‘Do they really exist?’

‘Yes, of course.’

‘Have you spoken to them?’

Holt hesitated.

‘Rob?’

‘Not yet,’ he admitted quietly.

‘And yet you’ve nicked this guy?’

‘I’ve seen the statements.’

‘How did you find them, the witnesses?’

‘They came forward.’

‘Very handy.’

‘They were concerned citizens.’

‘Yeah, right.’

‘They did,’ he protested. ‘They independently say that they saw Williamson entering. . and leaving Slater’s house around the time that she was killed.’

Unconsciously, Mullin eased into full-on journalist mode as she changed tack. ‘Beatrice was found in the woods. Are you saying that she was killed in her home?’

‘We think so.’

‘And your witnesses saw him leave with the body?’

Holt grimaced. ‘I need a piss.’

But her mind was in overdrive now and she kept pressing. ‘If he went to the trouble of moving the body, why didn’t he make more of an effort to hide it? It wasn’t going to take people long to find her in those woods. They’re small and there are kids crawling all over them all the time. Presumably, if he had left her in her house, it would have taken a lot longer for the body to be discovered.’

‘People do stupid things,’ was all Holt could offer. He’d read that in Police Review too.

‘So, what are you saying? Williamson went to the house to rob her? There was a scuffle and he tried to hide the body in the woods?’

‘He diddled her too, remember.’

‘So what is he, a robber or a rapist?’

‘Looks like both.’ Unable to face any more questions, Holt slipped out of bed. ‘Sorry, but I really, really need to take a piss.’

She followed him into the bathroom, watching dispassionately as he sent a stream of golden urine into the bowl. ‘I’m sorry Rob, but you really haven’t thought this thing through, have you?’

Shaking himself, Holt flushed the toilet. ‘That’s the great thing about you, Fran,’ he said, hands on hips, ‘you’re always at least one step ahead of us poor old public servants.’

It’s not that hard, Mullin thought glumly. She gestured at his cock with her chin. ‘Are you going to wash that?’

‘For God’s sake, Fran!’ he hissed, grabbing a towel and stomping out of the bathroom.

‘It doesn’t take a genius to see how this could play out,’ she replied, following him down the hall. ‘Local activist murdered. MI5 snooping around, busy telling the local police what to do. A well-known NUM supporter nicked almost immediately. The conspiracy theorists will have a field day.’

‘Fuck off,’ he grumbled, running a hand through his unruly hair. ‘Can’t we have a simple shag without it turning into the bloody Spanish Inquisition? I need some food.’

The kitchen in Holt’s flat was devoid of any decoration, save for a huge poster advertising Led Zeppelin and the other acts headlining the 1979 Knebworth music festival which covered almost the entire far wall. Having borrowed one of her boyfriend’s fetching green and red Shetland sweaters, Mullin sat at the small round table that had been squeezed into the middle of the room, munching on a slice of toast smeared with strawberry jam.

‘Sorry,’ Holt said through a mouthful of toast, ‘couldn’t find any butter.’

‘It’s fine,’ Mullin grinned.

‘I need to do some shopping.’

‘As always.’ They had been going out for almost a year now. In that time, as far as she was aware, inspector Rob Holt had never once set foot inside the local Co-op. Despite not technically living here, Mullin seemed to buy all of the groceries. She washed down the toast with some tea from the chipped Bay City Rollers mug that a previous tenant had left in the cupboard and gestured to the remains of the Wonderloaf by the sink. ‘Want some more?’

Holt shook his head. ‘No, it’s okay. I’m fine.’ Getting to his feet, he shuffled round the table and squeezed behind her chair. ‘I’m sorry I got so grumpy,’ he mumbled, reaching forward and planting a kiss on the crown of her head. ‘I was just hungry.’

‘If sex takes that much out of you,’ she grinned, ‘maybe we’ll have to start rationing it.’

‘Hardly,’ he laughed. Reaching for the outsized red pot, he refilled his mug with tea, before adding a splash of milk from a carton in the fridge. ‘The job is really quite. . challenging right now.’

‘I know.’

‘I understand what you’re saying about Williamson,’ he continued, ‘and I know we’re skating on thin ice.’

You’re skating on thin ice, Mullin thought, saying nothing.

‘But I have to tread carefully on this one.’

‘Even if it means fitting up an innocent man?’ The words were out of her mouth before she had the chance to think about them.

A grimace passed across his face. ‘You don’t know he’s innocent.’

‘You don’t know he’s guilty,’ she shot back.

‘That’s not for me to decide,’ he said firmly, ‘as you well know.’

‘Do you even have enough to charge him? Really?’

He thought about it for a moment. ‘This whole conversation is fairly academic. There’s not really anything I can do about it. It’s out of my hands.’

‘Who’s in charge then? Billy Bunter?’

‘Martin Palmer? He’s just a kid sent up from London to report back about what’s going on.’ Outside in the darkness, the silence was interrupted by a car driving slowly past. Holt briefly wondered who could be out at this late hour, prowling his streets. Slipping back into his seat, he looked at her carefully. ‘You know you can never write any of this stuff, don’t you?’

‘You told me that already.’

‘I’m serious.’

‘Or what? I’ll end up like Beatrice?’ She tried to laugh but it came out more like a hollow squeak.

He took a deep breath. ‘Be serious, Fran.’

Placing her mug on the table, she gave him a reassuring pat on the arm. ‘Don’t worry. I won’t drop you in it. The usual rules apply, however big the story.’

‘Good,’ Holt exhaled. At the outset of their relationship the two of them had agreed that no ‘pillow talk’ could ever, under any circumstances, be used in any of Fran’s stories. At the time, it hadn’t been such a big deal; Inspector Holt didn’t have any newsworthy stories. But since they’d been caught up in the mineworkers’ strike, the agreement had been put to the test once or twice.

Mullin, however, had always kept her side of the bargain.

So far.

Did he trust her? He was forty-three years old, forty-four in little more than a month. This had become, more or less, the longest relationship he’d had in his life. He was beginning to think that he and Fran Mullin might even have some kind of long-term future together. If he couldn’t trust Fran, whom could he trust?

Sitting across the table in the middle of the night, he made a clear decision. ‘Well,’ he said, ‘you see, it’s like this: we have been told that the Slater thing has to be cleared up as quickly as possible.’

‘Told? By whom?’

Holt made a face. ‘Just told. This is a very unusual situation. We are kind of at war. The usual rules have been suspended.’ He thought about that statement for a moment, before correcting himself. ‘Well, maybe not so much suspended as blurred. It’s all very confused. Everyone’s making it up as they go along.’

She stared into her mug. ‘Including fitting people up for murder? That doesn’t seem like blurring the rules to me; that seems like breaking them.’

‘No one’s fitting anyone up,’ he protested, already wondering about the wisdom of his decision to come clean. ‘Williamson is a genuine suspect. Plus, don’t forget that he assaulted one of my officers when he was arrested. I saw that myself.’

‘Do you think he did it?’

Staring at the table, he sighed deeply. ‘Like I said, I don’t have to take a view on the person’s innocence or guilt. I just have to present the evidence.’

‘How very diplomatic,’ she replied sarcastically. ‘Even a half-decent lawyer will say this is a political prosecution. Ian Williamson is being hung out to dry because he supports the strike. It allows you to kill two birds with one stone. You can silence that dotty old woman who keeps saying embarrassing things about Thatcher and get an NUM yobbo off the street at the same time.’

Holt shook his head. ‘Williamson isn’t political. He’s just a little thug using the opportunity presented by the current situation to have a scrap every night. He isn’t a miner either. As far as I know, he’s never done a proper day’s work in his life.’

‘Still,’ Mullin yawned, ‘that’s not how he’ll be presented. Unless you have a totally watertight conviction. He’ll become a martyr to the cause.’

‘I know.’

‘And who’s to say, in twenty years’ time, he isn’t freed on a miscarriage of justice and they come after you?’

For a while, they sat in silence, each lost in their thoughts. Finally, Mullin got to her feet. ‘Time for bed,’ she said, pushing back her chair.

He raised his eyebrows hopefully.

‘To sleep,’ she said firmly. ‘You need your rest. I’ve got a feeling you’ve got a rough few days coming up.’

EIGHT

Feeling sorry for himself, Ian Williamson felt the large bump where his head had repeatedly hit the tarmac. The bleeding had stopped but it still hurt like a motherfucker. It was like the worst hangover he’d ever had, times ten.

Times a hundred.

He looked up at the young WPC sitting by the door. ‘Can I get some aspirin?’ He pointed to his forehead. ‘It hurts like a total bastid.’

The officer looked at him, but said nothing.

‘Hey!’ He pushed out of the chair, yanking at the handcuffs which kept him attached to the radiator on the wall behind him. ‘I’m talking to you. .’

The WPC gave her best inscrutable stare. She had a hawk nose and a bad case of acne.

‘I’m talking to you,’ he repeated, sitting down again. ‘All I want is a bloody aspirin.’

Still he got no response.

Stupid bitch, Williamson thought grimly, yawning. His body ached with tiredness and he needed a shit. He thought about having a crap in his trousers. That might force them to get him out of here. On the other hand, if the lads found out about it he’d never hear the end of it. That kind of thing could stain you for life, no pun intended. Grimacing, he kept his sphincter squeezed shut.

Where were Arthur and Eric? After bringing them back to the station, the police had split the three of them up. Williamson had been left in this interview room with the beaky bitch all night. What the hell was going on?

In his experience, this was not the way it usually panned out. This was the fifth time he’d been nicked since the coal strike had begun. Every arrest was a badge of honour. It was like everything; once you understood the routine you were fine.

The routine had never changed, until now. Normally, he would have been given a couple of slaps, processed and then thrown into a cell for the night. The next morning, after breakfast, there would be a quick visit to the local magistrate’s court. There, along with the others rounded up the night before he would plead guilty to some public order offence, as directed by the union lawyers. He would receive his fine and be back out on the streets in time for lunch. It was all really quite efficient, by British standards of justice.

So far, his fines had grown to more than six hundred quid. Six hundred quid! Where was he going to find that sort of dough? Williamson shook his head at the stupidity of it all. Good luck if you think you’re ever going to see any of that. They’d have to start docking his student grant. His parents would have a heart attack if they ever found out. As far as they knew, he was busy studying for his degree in Geography and Urban Studies at Leeds Poly.

Oblivious to his existence, the WPC began picking her nose. Urgh! Looking away, Williamson fought the urge to gag. This whole carry-on was beginning to piss him off, big time. Up until now, the whole strike thing had been nothing more than a bit of a laugh. Why was this time different? Was it all because he’d headbutted some plod? Why not just fine him an extra fifty quid and be done with it?

As he thought about it, Williamson’s sense of injustice grew. It wasn’t even as if he had gone out looking for a fight. Well, he had, but not that fight. The whole police response seemed way over the top. Then, again, the dispute was getting worse by the day. Increasingly, PC Plod was taking no prisoners.

His musings were interrupted by the door opening. Hastily removing an index finger from her nostril, the WPC jumped to her feet. A tall, middle-aged guy in a green quilted jacket walked in, followed by a fat bloke in a suit. The guy in the green jacket nodded at the WPC, who scuttled out.

Williamson eyed the new arrivals suspiciously. One looked like he was going out hunting; the other looked like he worked in a bank. Why is a guy in a suit wandering round the cop shop? Williamson wondered. You don’t get many blokes in suits round these parts in the middle of the day, never mind the middle of the night.

The older guy pulled up a chair and sat down. ‘Ian, I’m Inspector Holt. I’m in charge of this investigation.’

Williamson glanced up at the younger guy, who was hovering nervously by the door, arms folded. ‘Who’s he? Is he my lawyer?’

Holt glanced over his shoulder and grinned. ‘Have you asked for a lawyer?’

‘Not yet. The union usually provides one in the morning.’

‘Curious, that,’ Holt sniffed, ‘seeing as you’re not in the union.’

Williamson shrugged. ‘We’re all on the same side.’

‘Not this time.’

‘What do you mean?’ Again, Williamson looked past Holt, towards the door.

‘Ian,’ said Holt firmly, ‘look at me. Don’t worry about him.’

‘Who is he?’ Williamson asked again.

‘Look at me. This is a very serious matter.’

‘So I nutted the bloke, fair enough, I admit it.’ While talking to Holt, Williamson kept his gaze fixed on the guy by the door, trying, unsuccessfully, to get him to make eye contact. ‘You were there, anyway. You saw what happened. You could see that it was a reflex action. Self-defence. He came out of nowhere and-

Holt sighed. ‘PC Johnson will be fine, Ian. It may well be that we never get round to pressing charges on that one.’

That one?

‘However, GBH is the least of your worries.’

Grievous bodily harm? Just for twatting the bloke? What could they give me for that? Williamson wondered. Then he finally realized what the inspector had said. ‘What do you mean?’

Holt glanced over at the guy in the suit, who gave the slightest of nods. ‘You are going to be charged,’ he said quietly, ‘with the murder of Beatrice Slater.’

The inspector had his full attention now. Trying to put as much distance as possible between them, Williamson pushed himself back into his chair. ‘What?’ he spluttered.

‘Beatrice Slater,’ Holt repeated.

Listening to his heart trying to burst out of his chest, Williamson took a couple of deep breaths and tried to clear his head. Think!

‘She was murdered.’

Wondering if it made him look guilty, Williamson took another deep breath. ‘I know,’ he said finally, ‘I read about it in the Gazette.’

Holt clasped his hands together, as if in prayer. ‘You killed her,’ he said quietly.

Williamson shook his head. ‘I didn’t even know her.’

‘That’s a lie, Ian.’ Holt shook his head sadly. ‘We know you met her several times. She supported the strike, like you. When some scab put a brick through her window, you went round to help clean up.’

‘So if I helped her, why would I kill her?’ Williamson demanded.

‘We have witnesses.’

‘What witnesses?’

‘Look,’ he said gently, giving it the father confessor routine, ‘this is a very clear-cut case. You will get a Legal Aid lawyer in the morning. Once you are processed, things will move very quickly. She was a little old lady. You sexually assaulted her.’

‘No-’

Holt held up a hand. ‘The machinery will not stop. They’re going to throw the book at you. We just wanted to have this little chat with you first to see if we can make things easier. What’s happened can’t be undone but we can sort things out quickly. Mrs Slater didn’t have any family, so, frankly, the Director of Public Prosecutions will be happy to do a deal.’

Stunned, Williamson folded his arms. His eyes lost their focus and his bottom lip started to tremble. Then he started to cry.

That’s taken the wind out of your sails, the MI5 man thought cheerily.

‘So,’ Holt continued, ‘if there’s anything you want to tell us now, that would be the sensible thing to do. It will save everyone a lot of time and effort. We will make sure that the DPP take into account that you have cooperated fully and it will count heavily in your favour when it comes to sentencing.’

Leaning against the doorframe, Palmer watched the suspect drop his head in his hands and begin blubbing like a baby. The enemy within, he mused, what a total shower. With a bit of luck, this shabby provincial affair would be wrapped up in the next twenty-four hours. Then he could get back to London, hopefully never to return to this utter hell hole.

NINE

The day shift was safely inside and the forces of law and order could claim another victory. Carlyle glanced at his watch. They had been standing on this patch of waste ground for almost three hours now, eyeing the hundred or so flying pickets two hundred yards away, on the other side of no man’s land. It was a blisteringly hot day and, so far, no one had summoned up the energy for a ruck. The boredom was driving him mad.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Charlie Ross approaching, striding down the thin blue line, like an emperor inspecting his troops.

Standing to his right, Dom let out a groan. ‘Oh great,’ he complained. ‘That’s just what we need, another pep talk from the pintsized Scottish psycho.’

‘The old git is never happy unless we have a full-scale scrap,’ Carlyle mused, gesturing towards the pickets. ‘He’ll be scheming about how to wind up those buggers over there so we can claim they started a fight and go in, truncheons flailing.’

‘Tell me about it.’ Dom kicked at a stone lying on the ground, sending it flying a couple of yards through the dust in the sergeant’s direction.

Ross watched the stone arrive at his feet and looked up at Dom. ‘I hope you’re not waiting for Arsenal to call, son.’

‘I’m a West Ham man,’ Dom sniffed.

‘I hear that they’re desperate,’ the sergeant cackled, walking in front of the two constables, ‘but even so, I don’t think they’ll be in for you.’

‘Even if they were, I’d say “no”.’ Dom gestured across the battlefield. ‘Professional football could never be as much fun as this.’

Charlie nodded solemnly.

You probably believe it, Carlyle thought, wiping a bead of sweat from under the peak of his helmet.

Taking a step forward, Dom lowered his voice. ‘I hear that they’ve found the bloke that killed that woman.’ He gestured over his shoulder, towards the woods where Beatrice Slater’s body had been found.

‘I understand that bloke’s been charged,’ Charlie mumbled, not keen to be talking about it. ‘But that’s nothing to do with us.’

‘It’s still a result,’ Dom said equably.

‘Like I said, son,’ Charlie said grimly, ‘it’s not our problem. We did the locals a quick favour, that’s all. Job done. Forget about it.’

Quick? Carlyle harrumphed. That’s very easy for you to say; you weren’t the one who was stuck with the body all bloody night.

A cheer went up and the three of them looked around. A longhaired striker had sprinted across no-man’s land and smacked an unsuspecting officer round the back of the head, knocking off his helmet. Scooping the helmet out of the dirt, the miner plonked it on his head and began sprinting back towards his own lines. Red-faced and panting, the officer set off in pursuit, spurred on by a rage of abusive catcalls and hand gestures from his colleagues. Unable to close down his quarry, the officer made a despairing attempt at a rugby tackle. As he landed face down in the dust the cheers reached a crescendo. Meanwhile, the thief reached the relative safety of his own lines, tossing his prize high into the air.

‘Unlucky,’ Dom grinned. ‘He should have caught the guy though.’

‘Who was it?’ Carlyle asked.

‘Who do you think?’ Charlie Ross grunted. ‘Only our good friend Trevor bloody Miller.’

‘You’re kidding,’ the two young constables laughed in unison.

The sergeant shook his head sadly. ‘Nah, it’s him. It’s not the first time, either.’ He pointed towards those enemy lines. ‘Those buggers are like lions preying on buffalo. .’

Dom gave Carlyle a quizzical look. Lions? It was the first time they had ever heard the old sod refer to the other side in anything other than the most disparaging terms. Was he going soft? Maybe it was the heat.

‘They can sense the weakest member of the herd and hunt them down.’

‘That’s Trevor,’ Carlyle laughed.

‘Yeah,’ Dom chimed in, ‘the runt of the litter.’

Back at RAF Syerston, the two constables dumped their gear and headed straight for the canteen. Sitting at trestle tables thirty feet long, heads down, they worked their way steadily through the evening meal — boiled beef, potatoes and green beans, followed by jam sponge with custard — in exhausted silence, encased in the background noise of three hundred other coppers doing the same.

After eating, they took their coffee outside into the warm evening air. Carlyle followed Dom to a quiet spot near the kitchens, where he could roll a joint in peace.

‘Time for a smoke.’ Dropping his knapsack onto the concrete, Dom plonked himself down on an upturned plastic crate.

‘Mm.’

‘And maybe do a little bit of business.’

‘You’re gonna get caught, you know,’ Carlyle grumbled, looking round for another crate.

‘You’re such a bloody pessimist, Johnny boy.’

‘I’m a copper.’ After some searching, Carlyle found what he was looking for. ‘So are you, for that matter.’ Dropping the crate onto the tarmac, he sat down. ‘You’ll end up getting the sack.’

‘Nah,’ Dom shook his head, ‘I don’t think so.’

‘I’m telling you.’

‘Consider me told,’ Dom grinned.

‘Just saying.’

‘I know, I know.’ Rummaging around in his bag, Dom pulled out a copy of the Daily Mirror and offered it to his mate. ‘Here you go.’

‘Thanks.’ Carlyle took the paper and turned to the back page.

‘Football season’s over,’ Dom observed. ‘It’s only minority interest crap like cricket and golf for the next couple of months.’

‘Yeah, but I still like to start at the back. Force of habit.’

‘Check out the story about the old girl in the woods. Page seven, I think.’ Sticking his hand back in the bag, Dom pulled out a packet of Rizla Blue King Size, a packet of Drum rolling tobacco and a small, transparent plastic bag containing what looked like a small cube of treacle fudge. ‘Ah,’ Dom’s smile grew wider. ‘This is the highlight of the day. Not that that is saying much at the moment.’

‘No, I suppose not.’ Carlyle watched his mate begin to construct the joint and then started rummaging through the newspaper until he found the story. ‘Here we go. MAN ARRESTED IN SPINSTER MURDER CASE. It’s page eight, actually.’

‘Whatever,’ Dom grunted, sprinkling tobacco onto the paper.

Carlyle scanned the half-page article, which told of how Ian Williamson, a twenty-two-year-old unemployed man, described as ‘a well-known figure among strikers in South Yorkshire’ had been charged with the murder of Beatrice Slater. Next to the piece was a picture of a smiling Slater in her garden. Looking like everyone’s favourite granny, she was holding up a freshly cut rose and smiling for the camera.

‘He was the guy they arrested outside the chippy,’ Dom explained, crumbling a little of the Moroccan black between his thumb and forefinger and adding it to the tobacco. ‘Just as you were about to do a runner.’

‘I wasn’t going to do a runner,’ Carlyle snapped.

‘No?’ Dom sniffed. ‘My mistake.’

‘Do you think that he did it?’ Carlyle asked, moving the conversation quickly along.

‘Dunno,’ said Dom, running his tongue along the edge of the cigarette paper.

Taking a mouthful of his coffee, Carlyle watched as Dom twisted one end closed and stuck the other end in his mouth before returning his attention to the newspaper. ‘It says here, “Mrs Slater was a controversial local figure, an outspoken critic of the Falklands war, as well as the government’s handling of the miners’ strike. Some have suggested that the security services may have been involved in her death after she claimed to have leaked documents that showed the police were deliberately targeting union leaders and their families.”’

‘Who knows?’ Dom shrugged. Pulling a packet of matches from the pocket of his jacket, he lit the joint. Puffing away happily, he inhaled deeply before sending a lazy stream of smoke up into the air. ‘Anyway, why wouldn’t the police deliberately target union leaders and their families? It’s fucking anarchy up here.’ He shook his head sadly. ‘Give me Green Street any time. I’d rather take my chances with the Inter City Firm on the rampage.’

Carlyle gave a sympathetic cluck. Dom was a West Ham fan, but he had little time for the football club’s hardcore hooligans. Carlyle, being a Fulham fan, didn’t have such problems to deal with. Craven Cottage was a far more sedate sporting venue than Upton Park.

‘At least you know where you stand with your common or garden thug. Even when the bloody Headhunters are steaming through, breaking heads, you can see what’s coming and get out of the way.’

‘Yeah,’ Carlyle nodded. One of the things the pair of them could bond over was a shared dislike of Chelsea and their animal fans.

‘But this. . All this cloak and dagger bullshit does my head in. It’s like a bunch of little kids running around playing games, pretending to be James fucking Bond.’

‘Would MI5 really get involved in something like this?’ Carlyle asked.

‘Why not?’ Dom shrugged. ‘If you think about it, arguably it’s the kind of thing they’re supposed to do; the kind of thing we bloody pay them to do.’

‘The young bloke in the woods. .’

‘Was he a spook?’ Dom offered up the joint. ‘Maybe.’

Carlyle shook his head. Dope wasn’t his thing; it made him feel thick-headed and nauseous.

‘Suit yourself.’

‘But what’s the point of spying on a woman like that?’

‘The point is,’ Dom continued, taking another toke, ‘the only people who actually know who killed the old woman are the woman herself, who is dead. .’

‘Obviously,’ Carlyle interjected.

‘Yes, obviously dead, seeing she was murdered. Her and the bloke who did it. Unless Uncle Charlie’s good chum Inspector Holt gets a confession from this guy,’ he gestured towards the newspaper, ‘which I very much doubt, it’s unlikely that we’ll ever know the truth. Get used to it. This is what the next forty years of our lives is set to be like: either banging someone up without knowing for sure that they did it, or knowing they did it but not being able to bang them up. It’ll drive you mad if you think about it too much.’

Carlyle thought about that for a moment. ‘Why?’ he asked finally.

Dom frowned. ‘Why what?’

‘Why will Holt not be able to get a confession?’

‘Because,’ said Dom, waving the joint airily above his head, ‘only an idiot would confess.’

‘Maybe he is an idiot.’

‘Maybe he is, but let’s assume not. If he was an idiot, he would either have been caught in flagrante. .’

‘Urgh!’ Carlyle made a face. He didn’t want to think about that.

‘Or he would have confessed already. If I was this guy. .’

‘Ian Williamson,’ Carlyle reminded him.

‘If I was this guy Williamson, and I had done it, I would sit tight and wait to see if they could prove it. Common sense really. Even better, in this case he can start shouting about MI5 and let the conspiracy theorists argue he’s being framed.’

‘It won’t stop him going down though, will it?’

‘Stranger things have happened. Anyway, from Mr Williamson’s point of view, what’s to lose?’

‘Won’t he get a shorter sentence if he ’fesses up?’

‘For God’s sake, John, sometimes I worry about you. Do you really think some guy who shags a granny and kills her — or vice versa — is going to get anything other than the book thrown at him?’

‘I suppose not.’

‘Can you imagine, if the bloke gets convicted then walks out of prison in five years’ time? The papers would go crazy.’

‘The papers are always going crazy about something.’

‘Yeah, but you know what I mean.’

‘What if he didn’t do it?’

‘Shit happens, my friend,’ Dom shrugged. ‘Shit happens.’

The combination of the passive smoke from Dom’s joint and the residual warmth of the sun was beginning to make Carlyle feel a little woozy. ‘That’s very. . philosophical,’ he mumbled.

‘Maybe he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time,’ Dom mused. ‘It happens. The trick is just to make sure that it never happens to you.’ He sighed. ‘Justice is a lottery. Even in this country. And, believe me, this country is as good as it gets.’

‘Don’t you think that MI5 guy might have killed her?’ Carlyle asked, trying to bring the conversation back down to a more practical level.

‘The only thing I think,’ Dom smiled, ‘is that I don’t know. And not only do I think I don’t know, I know I don’t know.’ He giggled. ‘Know what I mean?’

‘But,’ Carlyle said earnestly, ‘isn’t that our job, to find these things out?’

‘In this case it is most definitely not our job; you heard Charlie Ross. Just forget we were ever in those woods.’

‘Okay, but if it’s not our job, personally, it’s still the police’s job. Inspector Holt’s job.’

‘Johnny boy, Johnny boy.’ Dom shook his head sadly. ‘I think if you keep up with that kind of attitude you may well find life in the police force something of a struggle.’

‘The truth is important,’ Carlyle persisted.

‘Yes it is,’ Dom agreed. ‘The trouble is that there are just so many different bloody versions of it. As J. K. Galbraith said “we associate truth with convenience”.’

Carlyle frowned. ‘Who’s J. K. Galbraith?’

Dom shook his head. ‘He was a famous economist. Look him up. Basically, he pointed out that people believe what they want to believe, what is in their self-interest, what makes them feel good or help them avoid difficult or uncomfortable choices.’

‘But truth is truth,’ Carlyle persisted, feeling like a dullard.

‘No it’s not. That’s the point. This guy Ian Williamson may or may not have killed the granny. The facts may or may not prove it. But his guilt is highly acceptable to the police, to MI5 and even to Mrs T. That’s the truth.’

‘But-’

‘But nothing. Just don’t ever be a victim; that’s all I’m saying. Anyway, that’s enough philosophy for beginners for today.’ With the stub of his joint, he pointed at a small gaggle of uniforms that had just appeared round the corner of the kitchen. ‘I spy some customers. Dinner time is over. It’s time to get on with some business.’

TEN

Millicent Olyphant burst through the door, and plonked herself in the seat in front of the inspector’s desk before he had time to look up and acknowledge her arrival.

‘Let me guess,’ Holt grinned, blowing on his Earl Grey tea.

‘Ian Williamson.’ She dropped her satchel on the floor and crossed her legs. She was still a good-looking woman — for someone the wrong side of sixty — and her energy was just as impressive as her bone structure.

‘Of course, the unfortunate Mr Williamson.’ The inspector took a sip of his tea and scowled: still too hot.

‘Unfortunate has nothing to do with it,’ Olyphant snorted. ‘Murder? This has to be the worst miscarriage of justice I’ve ever seen.’

Since the last one, Holt thought. Millicent’s ability to work herself up into a frenzy of indignation in ten seconds or less was wearisome at the best of times. And these were not the best of times. He took a deep breath. ‘The wheels of justice have only just begun to turn, so you’re getting a bit ahead of yourself.’

‘Oh?’ she scolded. ‘So you haven’t charged him yet?’

‘Is he your client?’

‘Yes. I have spoken with him this morning and he has dispensed with the services of that Legal Aid idiot that you foisted upon him.’

‘We haven’t foisted anyone on him,’ Holt replied, struggling to keep his irritation in check. There was a knock and the desk sergeant’s head appeared round the door.

‘Sir?’

Holt waved him away, waiting for the door to click shut before returning his gaze to the elderly lawyer. ‘Everything is being done by the book on this one, as you would expect.’

‘By the book involves an interrogation, without a lawyer, in the middle of the night, does it?’ Olyphant shook her head. ‘I suppose I should be grateful that the boy wasn’t tortured.’

‘Is this a private case?’ Holt asked through gritted teeth. ‘Or have you been sent by the union?’

The lawyer shot him a sharp look. Despite being a strident supporter of the strikers, or perhaps because of it, Ms Olyphant was invariably irritated by any discussion of her apparently boundless willingness to take the NUM shilling. ‘Does it matter?’ she huffed.

‘No,’ Holt smiled, ‘not really. I”m just curious about who will be footing what will doubtless be a very large bill.’

‘It’s none of your business.’

He shifted in his seat, wondering if she actually wanted anything, beyond the satisfaction of baiting him. ‘Remind me, how many times have you been through my door in the last few months?’

‘Too many,’ was her heartfelt response.

‘Approximately.’

‘I don’t know, six or seven — something like that.’

Holt couldn’t resist turning the knife. ‘In every case, we’ve started out having the same conversation about miscarriages of justice. And, in the end, how many of your totally innocent clients have been convicted as charged?’

A stony look settled on the lawyer’s face.

‘You know the answer just as well as I do: one hundred per cent.’ He gestured towards the window. ‘And we’re hardly unique here; it’s the same story up and down the county. The police are doing a hell of a job under almost impossible circumstances.’ It was true, after a fashion. Along with all the extra overtime, the great thing about the dispute was that local magistrates were falling over themselves to convict anyone hauled in front of them on strike-related charges in double-quick time. The conviction rate in Holt’s police station had never been higher.

Millicent Olyphant crossed her arms. ‘Whatever happens in your kangaroo court, you cannot deny that the Williamson boy has been denied his basic human rights.’

Tell it to the judge.

She began recounting the list of transgressions on her fingers. ‘Denied access to counsel, denied sleep, denied-’

Holt held up a hand. ‘Was there something in particular that I could help you with, Millie?’

She stiffened slightly at his faux overfamiliarity, letting her hands drop into her lap. ‘I just wanted to let you know that we will be making an official complaint at the earliest opportunity.’

‘Fine.’ Holt tried his tea again. This time it was the perfect temperature. He took a mouthful, careful not to slurp in front of his guest. ‘That is your right, and that of your client. All I would say is-’

‘What?’

‘All I would say is, for once, why don’t you wait and see what happens? Wait and see if he gets off and then make a complaint.’

‘In particular,’ she said slowly, ignoring his advice, ‘we will be calling for an urgent investigation into why MI5 was drafted in to run the investigation.’

Shit, who told you about that? Holt wondered. No doubt, one of the guys in the station has been talking down the pub again. Bloody idiots. None of his colleagues were capable of keeping their mouths shut. He now realized that it had been a mistake to let Martin Palmer set foot in the station. Ah, well, nothing could be done about that now. ‘This is my investigation,’ he said firmly, ‘and my investigation alone. It has been conducted properly and your client’s rights have been fully respected.’

‘We’ll see about that,’ Olyphant sniffed. Getting to her feet, she headed for the door. ‘The union will fight this one all the way. And I am sure that the newspapers will be more than interested to hear further details of the security services’ involvement in Mrs Slater’s death.’

‘Good for them,’ Holt murmured as she disappeared into the hall. ‘Good for them.’

Sitting in the snug of the Queen’s Larder pub, on the edge of the smoky bubble that surrounded the lounge bar, Dominic Silver drained his bottle of fake German lager — brewed in Warrington by computers — and slowly got to his feet. ‘Right,’ he said, stretching his arms out wide, ‘fancy another one?’

Finishing his whisky, Carlyle gestured towards the bar with his empty glass. ‘Hold on, it’s my round.’ Before he could get up from behind the table, Dom gave him a consoling pat on the shoulder.

‘Don’t worry, Johnny boy. Leave it to me.’

Well, thought Carlyle, relaxing back into his seat, if you’re offering, why not?

‘Business is good. I can stand it.’

‘Yeah, I can well believe it.’ Earlier in the evening, before they had repaired to the pub, Dom’s little back-door, cash ’n’ carry drug-dealing service had cleared more than fifty quid. And this was hardly a one-off. When they had first arrived at RAF Syerston, word quickly got round that Mr Silver was open for business. Within a matter of days, Dom became the most popular man on the base.

Policemen were just normal people, after all, Carlyle mused. They liked their drugs just like everyone else. It wasn’t like Dom was trying to grow a business out of selling the stuff, rather, it had just kind of. . happened. Broadly speaking, there were two types of customers. Some, like Carlyle, needed a quarter gram of speed now and again to help them get through the soul-sapping drudgery of picket-line duty. For others, the dope heads, their interest in the contents of Dom’s knapsack was more recreational. Between the different groups, there were more than enough takers to sustain a successful business. What had begun as a little sideline had grown to the point where Dom was probably earning more from the drugs than he was from his monthly police packet.

The contradictions of a policeman selling illegal drugs were obvious. But Carlyle had quickly put any reservations to one side. Frankly, he didn’t care. As far as he could see, the problem with drugs was not with the drugs themselves but with their criminalization, which generated much pointless work for ordinary coppers like him. Besides, he himself was more than partial to a little bit of whizz now and again. And, above all, he could see that Dom’s entrepreneurial drive was impressive in its own way.

Dom gazed at a fat TV set hanging from the ceiling, near the bar. The news was on, volume down low, showing pictures from earlier in the day of police and strikers charging each other across a patch of waste ground.

‘Is that us?’

Carlyle looked up, staring for a few moments. The pictures could have come from their picket line or from one of half a dozen other locations. They all looked the same.

‘Dunno. Maybe. Hard to say.’

The news bulletin moved on to a story about a girl who was sexually assaulted and stabbed after a night out in Bath. ‘It’s all good news tonight,’ Dom sighed.

‘Yeah.’

‘All you can do is try and ignore this shit as much as possible.’

‘That’s a bit of an ask when you’re a bloody copper.’

‘When I go into business for myself, full-time,’ Dom mumbled, ‘you’ve got to join me.’

‘Eh?’

Dom pulled a thin spliff out of the breast pocket of his Belstaff jacket and held it in his hand, arm outstretched. ‘Business is just too good. I think I’m going to have to make the move.’ He gave a not-so-apologetic shrug. ‘It would be irrational to do anything else.’

Irrational? ‘But you only joined the police a year or so ago,’ Carlyle observed.

‘And look where it’s got me.’ Waving the joint in front of his face, Dom gestured towards the gaggle of grim-looking locals on the far side of the bar, who were studiously ignoring the two young coppers, muttering darkly into their pints of best bitter. He lowered his voice. ‘Standing here, in some total shithole, in the middle of nowhere, drinking shit lager.’

‘Fair point.’

‘We’ve been sold a pup, sunshine,’ Dom laughed. ‘Taken to the bloody cleaners!’

Carlyle could hardly disagree. After all, this was not what they had signed up for. It was not what they had gone through basic training for. He himself had expected to be pounding the streets of west London by now, chatting to shopkeepers, giving truants a firm clip round the ear and helping little old ladies across the road and maybe, on a good day, nicking the odd villain. Dixon of Dock Green made flesh, with youthful aspirations of graduating to The Sweeney. Instead, he was a paramilitary robot in the middle of someone else’s fight. Would Regan and Carter have put up with this crap? he sometimes wondered. Would they fuck.

‘And, anyway, the alternative is very appealing. Unlike this, it’s easy money,’ Dom mused.

‘There’s no such thing,’ Carlyle grumped.

‘Okay, well it’s easier money. And you’re not doing some bastard politician’s dirty work to boot.’

‘True.’

Dom looked at him closely. ‘So, if I do it, you’d be interested, then? It would be good. We make a good team.’

Nah. ‘I’ll think about it.’

Dom gave him a mock hurt look. ‘Not exactly biting my hand off, are you?’

‘We’ll cross that bridge if we get to it,’ Carlyle yawned. The booze had kicked in and he was beginning to feel sleepy. But, even in his wearied state, the young constable knew that his friend’s plan was a non-starter. If Dom did leave the police for the private sector, good luck to him. But Carlyle would not be joining him. However ambivalent he felt about drugs that would simply be a step too far.

‘It’s a firm offer.’

‘Sure,’ he smiled. ‘Thanks.’

‘Good,’ Dom grinned. ‘Now that we’ve got that out of the way, I’m off for a quick smoke. Then I’ll get the drinks in.’

ELEVEN

Stepping outside the Queen’s Larder into the cold night air, Dom yawned. Zipping up his jacket, he pulled a box of matches from the back pocket of his jeans. Sticking the blunt between his lips, he struck a match, shielding the flame from the breeze as he lit up. Tossing the spent match in the direction of the gutter, he inhaled deeply, holding in the smoke as he walked round the side of the pub and plonked himself down in one of the white plastic seats in the otherwise deserted beer garden.

Peace at last.

Reluctantly releasing the smoke, he watched it disappear into the sharp night air. Marvin Gaye’s ‘What’s Going On’ started playing in his head and he began humming along. Taking another drag, he thought about Natasha, an adventurous Dutch girl that he’d met in a bar on the Fulham Road. That was less than a fortnight ago, just before he’d left London to come on this ridiculous caper. It felt like a lifetime ago. While he was dodging bricks, Natasha had been heading for Greece, in search of sun, ouzo and some nice local boys to corrupt. He flicked through the dates in his head; she should be due back in London quite soon. The thought made him smile. Would they manage to hook up when he finally got back to civilization? Maybe. Maybe not. Even if they didn’t, there would be someone else. That was the great thing about London, there was always someone else.

Not like this dump. What’s going on. . ha! Sweet fuck all. That’s what’s going on.

Exhaling another lungful of smoke, he closed his eyes. Poor old Marvin, shot dead by his dad. What a bummer.

After a while, he re-opened his eyes, aware of a figure hovering at his shoulder. Half turning, he looked up through the haze of smoke to find a pretty girl in a bright red Puffa jacket smiling at him.

‘Hi.’

‘Hi.’ Despite the darkness, Dom could make out the lines of her cheekbones, not to mention the naughty twinkle in her eyes. What have we here? A gentle gust of wind had her swaying slightly on her feet. He guessed that she was slightly intoxicated, if not actually drunk.

‘Want some?’ he asked, offering the joint.

‘Thanks.’ Slipping into the chair beside him, the girl placed the roll-up between her lips and took a deep drag, holding in the smoke for several beats before blowing a perfect smoke ring into the inky sky.

‘Nice,’ said Dom as he watched the smoke ring disappear.

‘I’m Sam, by the way,’ she grinned, ‘Sam Hudson.’ Pushing her hair behind her ear, she took another drag before handing back the spliff to its rightful owner.

He nodded. ‘Dom Silver. Dominic.’

‘Nice to meet you, Dom.’

‘You too.’

She gestured towards the illuminated back window of the pub. ‘I saw you inside with your friend.’

Dom shifted in his seat, so that he could lean closer. Friend? What friend? ‘Yeah.’

Leaning back in her chair, she draped a leg over one arm. ‘Are you from round here?’

‘No.’

‘I didn’t think so,’ she smiled. ‘You’re cops, I take it.’

Dom shrugged. ‘Is it that obvious?’

‘I’m afraid so.’

‘Well, it’s not a crime, is it?’

‘I don’t know about that,’ she laughed.

‘Oh?’

‘Right now, around here, quite a few people might think it was.’

‘Ha! Good answer. Anyway, whatever people think, there’s a lot of us about at the moment. So, there’s safety in numbers.’

‘But it’s unusual to see cops wandering about at night,’ she mused, ‘off duty. Are you looking for trouble?’

‘No, no. Not at all.’

She looked him up and down in a way that made him shiver. ‘You’re not a spy, are you?’

‘Hardly. I’m just a normal plod.’

‘But I thought you were all strictly confined to barracks. When you’re not on the picket lines, that is.’

Dom shrugged. ‘A boy’s got to have some fun.’

‘I suppose so. I just didn’t know you were allowed out.’

‘We’re not. But it’s so boring being cooped up on that base.’

‘I can imagine.’ She gestured limply past the pub, towards the rest of the village. ‘So you’re not worried about the locals, then?’

‘Should I be?’ Dom took another drag on the joint, the end flaring in the darkness. He had a good buzz going now, and was feeling really rather pleased with himself. Somehow, he had managed to hook up with the only pretty girl he had seen since he’d got here. And she was interested in more than just a smoke; he knew it. ‘Anyway, you don’t sound like a local yourself.’

‘I’m not,’ she smiled.

‘So where are you from?’

‘Richmond.’

Richmond, Richmond, Richmond. What did he know about one of the most upmarket parts of south-west London? ‘Near the park with the deer?’

‘Yeah. You know it?’

‘Not really,’ he had to admit.

‘The park’s about a five-minute walk from my parent’s house.’

‘Nice. Very posh.’

‘It’s not that posh.’ She gave him a playful tap on the arm.

‘It’s a lot posher than Walthamstow.’

‘Is that where you live?’

‘Yeah. Where my parents live. More or less.’

‘I don’t think I’ve ever been there.’

‘You’re not missing much.’ He took another drag on the joint. It was almost done now, but that was okay. He had another couple in his jacket. The night was still young. ‘So here we are, just two lost souls. .’ He let the thought peter out; now was not the time to start quoting Pink bloody Floyd. ‘You’re here on your own?’

‘I came down the pub with some of my comr. .’ she corrected herself, ‘with some mates. They went home.’

‘Aha.’

‘We’re sharing a house just off Market Street.’

‘Mm.’

‘It’s a bit crappy but we’ll only be here for a little while.’ She gestured towards the joint. ‘Are you going to finish that?’

‘Here,’ he grinned, handing her the remains of the spliff. ‘Knock yourself out.’

In the end, he bought himself another drink. After twenty minutes feeling increasingly self-conscious sitting on his own, pretending to watch the television, Carlyle stepped outside to look for Dom. Unable to find any trace of him he hovered on the pavement, unsure about what to do next. Should he wait? Or make his way back to the base?

‘Oi, copper!’

Turning, Carlyle saw a large bloke, with lank black hair down to his shoulders, lunge towards him.

Shit!

Grimacing, he staggered backwards as a beer bottle reared up in front of his face, followed by a crunching noise and an explosion of stars.

A sudden commotion in the corridor outside caused Millicent Olyphant to turn wearily away from her client and gaze towards the cell door.

‘Looks like they’re bringing in tonight’s flotsam and jetsam,’ she mused to herself. ‘Judge Jefferies is going to be busy in the morning. The poor soul is rushed off his feet. The wheels of justice have never moved so swiftly around these parts. It’s a miracle that he can keep up.’

Sitting cross-legged on the bed, his hands clasped as if in prayer, Ian Williamson said nothing. Indeed, the boy gave no indication that he realized his lawyer was still present. Staring blankly at the far wall, saying nothing, he rocked gently backwards and forwards, an occasional incomprehensible mumble stumbling from his lips.

To all intents and purposes, Williamson had been mute for the last sixty minutes. During the whole of their meeting, he had offered nothing apart from a hesitant ‘Hello’ when Olyphant arrived in his cell. Even then, he gave no indication of remembering their previous meetings. The boy was clearly in a state of shock.

In almost forty years as a lawyer, Millicent liked to think that she had seen it all. In particular, she prided herself on knowing when someone was faking a mental disorder. However, she was convinced that this was no act. As a result, she was extremely worried about Ian Williamson’s mental health. The trauma of being charged with Beatrice Slater’s murder had sent the young man into some kind of catatonic trance.

Innocent or guilty, it was clear that the authorities had a duty of care to her client. The lawyer had demanded that he be sent to hospital for tests and some proper treatment. So far, Inspector Holt had robustly refused any medical intervention ahead of Ian Williamson being remanded in custody by the judge. When that happened, it was most likely that he would end up in HM Ranby, a former World War II army camp where conditions were basic, to say the least. Olyphant feared that if the boy went in there, he would come out in a box.

On a self-imposed mission to save her client, the elderly lawyer had shouted, screamed and, literally, stamped her feet. It was embarrassing and also ineffective. Inspector Holt had remained immovable in the face of her desperate protests. Olyphant had no doubt that his hands had been tied by the rather vacant young man that she now thought of as his MI5 ‘handler’. The idea of the police being manipulated like this irritated her intensely. The inspector was a grown man; surely he was capable of independent thought and action?

Apparently not.

The shouting outside the cell finally abated. Olyphant looked at her watch and groaned. At her age, sleep was increasingly hard to come by. Tonight, she would be lucky to get as much as a couple of hours of genuine rest. Tomorrow was set to be a long and trying day. Exhaustion nibbled at her bones. Despite the anger that drove her on, Millicent knew that her reserves of stamina were limited. However much she hated it, the truth was that she was getting on. She had to pace herself.

Standing up, she put a comforting hand on Williamson’s shoulder. ‘Look, Ian,’ she said gently, ‘I know that this is all very stressful for you. It would be stressful for anyone.’

Williamson’s gaze remained fixed on the brick wall. Painted a dirty cream colour, it was covered in graffiti — initials, dates and a random selection of swear words and abusive slogans — that had been scratched into the paint over the years with a selection of random instruments.

‘I need to go now,’ the lawyer explained carefully, like a teacher talking to a five-year-old, ‘and you need to sleep too. I will be back in the morning. When I come back, we’ll need to discuss the basics of your defence. It is essential that what you tell the judge tomorrow is both clear and credible. Your alibi may not be the best but if it’s the truth, it’s the truth. Milton Jeffries is a decent enough man but, if we don’t give him anything, he will simply go with what the police and the DPP tell him and we’ll be sunk.’ You’ll be sunk. ‘That’s just the way these things work. At least, it is how these things work around these parts at the present moment.’

No response.

She shook her head sadly. ‘It’s not quite “innocent ’til proven guilty”, I know, but there’s no point in pretending it’s otherwise. So. . we have to be on the top of our game.’

Did she detect the slightest of nods from the boy in response? Perhaps. She wanted to believe so, but it was impossible to be sure. One thing seemed certain; she wasn’t going to get anything useful out of him tonight. All that she could really hope for was that Ian Williamson might, somehow, be better able to function after a good night’s sleep.

‘Okay. . good.’ Stepping over to the door, she hit it twice with the side of her fist and called for the guard. ‘Do try and get some rest. We will talk again tomorrow.’

Out in the corridor, the lawyer stifled a yawn as she watched the duty sergeant lock the thick steel door behind her using a large, gap-toothed key that looked like it belonged in a museum. The sergeant was a slothful oaf by the name of Elliot. Millicent was convinced he should have been pensioned off years ago. Dropping the key into his trouser pocket, he looked at her warily under the harsh strip lighting.

‘That was a long meeting,’ he grumbled.

‘Am I keeping you from your dinner?’ Olyphant snapped.

He gave her a sweaty shrug. ‘Just sayin’, love.’

Don’t ‘love’ me. She gestured towards the locked door. ‘You need to keep a very close eye on him,’ she said, keeping her voice low. ‘Mr Williamson is under great strain. He really should be receiving medical attention.’

He raped and killed an old woman — fuck him. Pushing past the lawyer, Elliot began making his way down the corridor. ‘Don’t worry, love,’ he said, making no effort to keep the scorn from his voice, ‘we’ll make sure that your Mr Williamson is properly looked after while he’s in here.’

A thing of beauty is a joy for ever. Sitting up in bed, Dom gave his balls a vigorous scratch as he watched the naked girl sashay over to the ghetto blaster sitting on the bedroom floor by the far wall. Bending over, she flipped open the tape deck, turned over the cassette and hit play. After a few clicks and some hiss, Ultravox’s ‘Mr X’ kicked in. Dom smiled. He wasn’t a great fan of Midge Ure; Samantha Hudson, however, was another matter entirely. Closing his eyes, he let the image of her perfect arse burn itself onto his retinas. It was something that he would never forget as long as he lived.

‘Got another joint?’ she asked, straightening up.

‘Sure.’ Opening his eyes, Dom gestured towards the clothes strewn across the floor. ‘In the breast pocket of my jacket. Under the jeans. Help yourself.’

‘Thanks.’

‘No problem.’ Discarding his genitals, Dom leant out of the bed to grab a newspaper lying on the floor.

Retrieving the joint, Sam picked a disposable lighter off the bedside table and fired it up. Taking a deep drag, she gave him an indulgent smile before blowing the smoke across the bed. ‘Want some?’

‘Nah,’ Dom shook his head. ‘I’ve had enough for one night,’ he yawned. ‘Anyway, I’m on duty in the morning.’

‘Mm,’ Sam grinned, taking another puff, ‘you really are a strange copper, aren’t you?’

‘Not really. .’ Dom began flicking through the paper. ‘Socialist Worker,’ he snorted. ‘Time to bring down the corrupt capitalist system. . General Strike now!’ Tossing the paper back on the floor, he flopped back on the bed. ‘You actually read this kind of stuff?’

Turning to face him, Sam put her hands on her hips and pouted. ‘This is a strike of the rank and file,’ she parroted through the haze. ‘The workers are taking action into their own hands — hit squads, scab watches, community support. . food kitchens, the whole lot.’ The accent was pure Bedales, with a dash of St Trin-ian’s thrown in for good measure. The girl was a trust-fund revolutionary, no doubt: a little wannabe taking a walk on the wild side. Dom started to laugh, then thought better of it. ‘We need to mobilize mass support for their action.’

Dom held up a hand. ‘Okay, okay. But for all that, you obviously don’t mind sleeping with the enemy.’

Grinning, she crawled back onto the bed. ‘I don’t think of it as sleeping with the enemy,’ she purred, slipping a hand under the covers.

‘No?’ He felt himself stiffen slightly.

‘No,’ she smiled. ‘You’re a worker, aren’t you?’

‘I suppose so,’ he gasped.

‘There you go.’ Her grin grew wider as she ran a thumbnail slowly along his shaft. ‘I see this less as sleeping with the enemy and more as building a broad-based alliance. . one man at a time.’

TWELVE

The door flew open with a bang. ‘Rise and shine you silly sod; it’s time to get up.’

‘I was awake.’ Rolling smartly off the bed, Carlyle got to his feet.

Stepping inside the cell, Charlie Ross handed the young constable a small metal mug, two-thirds filled with steaming black coffee.

‘Thanks.’

The sergeant inspected the mess that was his face and grunted. ‘What happened to the other guy?’

‘No idea,’ Carlyle replied, omitting to mention that he hadn’t managed to lay a finger on his attacker. He took a cautious sip of the coffee. It tasted disgusting but at least it was hot. Under the circumstances, that was more than good enough. ‘The bastard crept up behind me and smashed me in the face with a beer bottle.’

The look on Ross’s face may have been an expression of sympathy or of disgust; it was impossible to tell.

‘And then I got arrested!’ Carlyle whined. ‘Some stupid plod nicked me while I was bloody unconscious!’

‘Fucking idiot,’ the sergeant growled. ‘You’re lucky that Inspector Holt found out you were in here. Otherwise, you could have been up in front of the beak this morning before I’d even heard about it. That would have been your police career over before it had even started.’

‘Mm.’ Savouring his wretched coffee, Carlyle felt strangely ambivalent at the thought of a return to civilian life in double-quick time.

Frowning, Ross gazed at the dirty grey light struggling to make it through the cell window. ‘I don’t suppose you know where your partner in crime Mr Silver might be?’

Carlyle stared at his stockinged feet. ‘No.’

Ross gave him a hard stare. ‘Are you sure?’

‘Yes,’ Carlyle nodded, ‘dead sure.’

Charlie Ross took a half-step forward, like he was preparing to give the youngster a sharp clip round the ear. ‘Don’t fuck with me, laddie,’ he growled.

‘Honestly.’ Finding his Adidas Rod Lavers under the bed, Carlyle sat down, placed the coffee cup carefully on the floor and slipped them on. ‘He disappeared somewhere. I got ambushed by that wanker when I went looking for him.’

‘It looks like it was quite a mismatch,’ Ross chuckled.

‘He surprised me,’ Carlyle protested.

‘You’re a policeman, apparently,’ Ross observed loftily. ‘The idea is that you’re always too alert to let people sneak up on you. Even when you’re off duty. Especially when you’re off duty.’

‘What about the bloke that hit me?’ Carlyle asked, relieved that at least the sergeant didn’t seem that bothered about the fact that Dom and he had been AWOL at the time. ‘Did he get nicked too?’

‘Nope.’ Ross shook his head. ‘He was clearly far too clever to get caught. . unlike you.’

‘Ha!’

‘You’d better hope that you don’t bump into him again.’ Ross turned towards the door. ‘Finish your coffee. We need to get out of here. It might surprise you to know that I’ve got better things to do than babysit you all day.’

‘Yes, sergeant,’ Carlyle said meekly. Getting back to his feet, he watched as the fat duty sergeant from the night before slipped past the open door. A few moments later came the familiar sound of a key in a lock. He turned to face Ross. ‘Thanks for coming to bail me out, sergeant. I really appreciate it.’

‘Okay,’ Ross replied, seeming almost embarrassed by the expression of gratitude. ‘C’mon. Let’s go and see if we can find your mate.’

‘Okay.’ Stepping towards the door, Carlyle was stopped in his tracks by a piercing shriek.

What the-

Almost immediately, his thoughts were drowned out by the sound of an alarm going off.

The duty sergeant scampered back towards the front desk, bouncing along the wall as if his hair was on fire. ‘Call a bloody ambulance,’ he shouted to no one in particular, ‘quick!’

Pushing Carlyle out of the way, Ross slipped through the door and headed towards the noise of the alarm bell. Following him into the corridor, Carlyle saw the sergeant stop by an open cell, three doors down.

‘Fuck!’

Reluctantly, Carlyle went to take a look.

Ross stepped aside, to afford him a better view. ‘That’s the kid that killed Beatrice Slater.’

The kid that was accused of killing her, Carlyle thought. He looked at Ian Williamson’s feet dangling maybe an inch or so above the pool of urine that had spread across the floor.

Breathe.

Squeamish at the best of times, the young constable focused on retaining the contents of his stomach. Clamping his jaw shut, he slowly inhaled — one, two, three — and exhaled — one, two, three. The last thing he wanted to do was puke in front of the hard-as-nails superior.

The alarm suddenly shut off. There was the sound of shouting from down the corridor but no one came towards them. Once his guts were under control, Carlyle turned to face the sergeant. ‘Can you really kill yourself like that?’

‘Och aye, son.’ Ross gestured at the body hanging limply from the bars on the window by a length of torn bed sheet. ‘It takes a while, mind.’

‘Mm.’

‘Yes, indeed. It takes something like thirty seconds to a minute before you lose consciousness, five minutes ’til you’re brain dead, twenty before the heart stops beating.’

Despite the morning chill, Carlyle felt a bead of sweat trickle down his spine. He gestured back down the corridor. ‘Shouldn’t they have been checking on him?’

Charlie Ross shot him a sharp look that said, What kind of a stupid fucking question is that? ‘In the old days,’ he mused, ‘when we had the death penalty, they would let them drop, so that it was a case of breaking their neck. Strangulation is not really a nice way to go.’

‘No.’

‘But then again,’ Ross chuckled, ‘what is?’

They were shaken from their thoughts by the sound of an ambulance in the distance. ‘Shouldn’t we get him down?’ Carlyle asked as the siren came closer.

‘Fuck, no,’ said Ross, pushing him away from the door. ‘What we should do is get the fuck out of here, right now.’

How long would it be until it was her lying there on the slab? Five years? Ten? Now that she was getting older, Millicent Olyphant hated hospitals even more than ever the morgue especially. The cold made her shiver. The smell made her want to gag. It took all her willpower to remain in the room.

‘Okay, let’s get on with it.’ Gritting her teeth, the lawyer watched as the balding young man in the white coat pulled back the sheet. Looking up, the morgue technician gave her an enquiring look.

‘That’s him,’ she said quietly. ‘That’s Ian Williamson.’

Standing by her side, Inspector Rob Holt looked at his shoes. They needed a good polish. He would attend to that as soon as he got out of here. He tried — and failed — to invoke the smell of polish in his nostrils.

Impatient for him to say something, Millicent cleared her throat. ‘Are we done, inspector?’

‘Yes, indeed,’ Holt nodded. ‘Thank you for that. Ian’s parents are on their way, but at least you’ve saved them the ordeal of having to make a formal identification of the body.’

Oh, it’s ‘Ian’ now, is it? she thought, anger blooming in her chest. You’re on first-name terms, now that you’ve killed the poor lad? Balling her hands into two small fists, Millicent dug her fingernails deep into her palms as she fought an almost overwhelming urge to jump up and scratch the inspector’s eyes out. ‘Fuck you,’ she hissed. Without waiting for a reply, she turned on her heels and fled, in search of some fresh air and some sanity.

Careful to avoid standing in the slowly evaporating pool of piss in the corner of the phone box, Martin Palmer looked out through the broken glass. Assuming that the clock next to the station entrance was correct, his train to London should be arriving in just under ten minutes.

‘So that’s it then?’ said the voice on the other end of the phone.

‘Yes, sir.’ Palmer grabbed a ten-pence piece from the pile of coins he had placed on the shelf by the phone and fed it into the slot. ‘With the Williamson boy dead, the case is now officially closed.’

‘Good, good.’ There was a pause while his superior thought of something else to say. ‘I suppose that’s what we wanted. If nothing else, it’s one less thing to worry about.’

‘Yes.’

‘And he did it, you think?’

‘What? Kill the Slater woman?’ Palmer made a face. ‘The police seem to think so. Otherwise, they wouldn’t really have finished their investigation, would they?’

‘Quite, quite.’

Martin tried not to sigh as he endured another of the pained pauses that his boss specialized in.

‘It’s just that it’s not quite what we had in mind when we sent you up there.’

Palmer thought about that for a moment. ‘No.’

‘But, I suppose,’ he repeated, ‘under the circumstances. .’

‘Yes, under the circumstances. .’ How much longer could they keep going round in circles? ‘Anyway, I’m just about to get on my train.’

‘Second class?’

‘Pardon?’

‘I hope you’re going second class,’ his boss explained. ‘There’s a big clampdown on expenses at the moment. We’ve got to save money, you know. I don’t think I could sign off first class.’

‘Don’t worry,’ Martin said soothingly, ‘I haven’t bought my ticket yet. I’ll make sure I get the right one.’

The good news seemed to perk up his boss considerably. ‘Fine, fine,’ he trilled. ‘Jolly good. So we’ll see you back at Gower Street tomorrow morning.’

‘Ye-’ But before Martin could get the word out there was a click and the line went dead.

No ‘thank you’, then? Palmer thought sourly. No, ‘well done’? Returning the handset to the cradle, he scooped up his remaining change and dropped it into his jacket pocket, next to the pair of soiled cotton panties that he had kept as a memento of his trip. The thought of them nestling there sent an embarrassed tingle through his groin, making him smile. ‘Martin Palmer,’ he mumbled to himself in a cold American accent, ‘licensed to kill. .’

Duran Duran’s ‘Hungry Like the Wolf’ began playing in his head as he picked up his holdall, pushed open the phone box door and stepped back out on to the narrow pavement. Stepping into the gutter to give way to an old woman carrying a bag of groceries, he glanced again at the clock. His train should be here in five minutes. That should be just enough time to grab a ham roll, a Kit Kat and a cup of tea from the station cafe before heading for home.

It had remained overcast all day, but warm and humid with it. Police Constable John Carlyle yawned as he watched a shabby-looking black and white cat saunter across no-man’s land, a small rodent clamped between its jaws, apparently uninterested in the massed ranks of men on either side.

‘Incoming!’

Looking up, Carlyle watched as a half-brick sailed through the air towards them. A few moments later, it exploded at the feet of a surprised constable further down the line. With a yelp of surprise, the officer jumped a foot into the air and fell backwards onto his arse, to the general amusement of his colleagues nearby.

‘That was close,’ Dom observed. ‘You don’t want one of those bouncing off your bonce.’ He gestured towards the massed pickets, lined up twenty yards or so away across the same depressing scrap of waste ground that they had been fighting over day after day. ‘There’s a lot of the buggers here today.’ He shook his head. ‘You’d think they’d have got bored with all this bollocks by now, but no, these stupid bastards keep on coming back. I didn’t think the scabs were going to get in this morning.’

‘Where were you last night?’ Carlyle asked grumpily. ‘I thought you were coming back to the pub.’

‘Sorry,’ Dom grinned sheepishly, ‘I got a bit. . waylaid.’

‘And I got a bloody beer bottle in the face.’

‘Nasty.’ A sympathetic look drifted across Dom’s face. ‘Sorry, mate.’

‘And then I got bloody arrested!’ Carlyle gestured off to his left where their sergeant was pacing backwards and forwards, doing his Napoleon act in front of a bunch of suitably unimpressed constables. ‘Sodding Charlie Ross had to bail me out.’

‘That was good of him.’

‘I suppose,’ Carlyle admitted grudgingly.

‘Look at it this way,’ Dom grinned, ‘at least you got to see what we do from the other side. Think of it as a learning experience, a training exercise. Now you have first-hand experience of what it’s like to be on the receiving end of some police hospitality.’

‘Like that makes me feel better.’

‘Come on, lighten up. At least you weren’t found dead in your cell.’

‘That’s-’

A rumble of discontent went through the nearby ranks, followed by a cry of ‘WATCH OUT!’

Carlyle looked up to see another half-brick hurtling through the air, this one coming directly towards his head. Taking a step backwards, he closed his eyes, ducked and half-turned away.

Then there was a sickening crack.

The rest was darkness.

Content

James Craig
The Enemy Within

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