Steven Campbell

HARD LUCK HANK

Screw the Galaxy

This is dedicated to my parents, the teachers that “got” me, and the many writers who helped and inspired me over the years.

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

Lewis and Judy Campbell, Michelle Walker, Stan Berezovsky, Sharifah Williams, Andreas Gustafsson, Christopher Smyth, Amanda Layton, Kim Turner, Ronald Richter

MAP OF THE GALAXY

CHAPTER 1

The space station Belvaille was not the most corrupt city in the galaxy, but we liked to think we were in the top five.

My job here was as a negotiator and general purpose goon. At the moment I was running late for an assignment to help settle a business disagreement. If I arrived too late, the interested parties would take it upon themselves to resolve their differences and things might get a bit gory.

I currently stood at the edge of the elevated railway. The train, in typical Belvaille fashion, had broken down and left me stranded. I was in the warehouse district by the space port. There were squat, metal, box-like buildings packed tightly all around me. Like a very unimaginative architect had gone mild when designing our city.

It was a five-block walk to the nearest stairs or a fifty-foot plunge straight down to the gray metal sidewalk.

I jumped.

After a lazy mid-air somersault, I landed approximately on my head. My guns flew from my holsters and I tumbled on the ground a good ten feet.

“Ow,” I said to no one in particular, rubbing my neck.

I sluggishly got to my feet and examined my clothes, finding my roll had torn a hole in my three-quarter length synth jacket. Not only that, but I noticed a bunch of small holes in the back of my pants. Where did those come from? I didn’t think the fall could have caused them. Had I been walking around all day like this and no one said anything?

I recovered my four-barreled shotgun and my plasma pistol and looked around to see if anyone had noticed my ungraceful descent. Someone had.

“Did you just dive headfirst from the train tracks?” Garm asked, astonished. She had been standing in the street under the rails and must have seen my head plant.

“I meant to land on my feet.” I secured my guns back in their holsters under each arm, the shotgun bulging out closer to my waist.

“I wish I had your mutation,” she said wistfully, walking closer. “I heard the train stopped so I came to see if you were stuck. Figures you’d just throw yourself off a five-story platform.”

Garm wore her usual decorative military attire, heavy pistol on her thigh and dark sunglasses. She was young, had that nervous energy young people have. I think “enthusiasm” is what they refer to it as. She was only about eighty-five years old and I’d known her for the last twenty or so she’d been on the space station. She wore her black hair short and straight like a knife. There wasn’t a round surface on her, she was all edges, like she was made out of triangles. If she wasn’t so intimidating she would be extremely attractive.

Garm ran Belvaille. I believe her official title was Adjunct Overwatch, but everyone just called her by name. She was the senior liaison with the Colmarian Confederation’s armed forces, which ostensibly governed our city.

“I don’t get you,” Garm stated.

“What’s not to get?” I asked.

“You’ve been here on Belvaille longer than anyone, right?”

“No way. You know Chepless, the lady who runs that noodle shop in the southeast? She’s been here way longer. And Orgono Dultz, that guy with metal legs who works on the sewers? He was here before Belvaille even opened. Working on the sewers.”

“Yeah, but how long you been here? How many years?”

“About a hundred.”

“Right, so a lot longer than nearly anyone.”

“So?”

“And you’re mixed up in just about every scam that comes by. You’re practically my employee.”

“What’s your point?”

“How are you so poor?”

“Who says I’m poor?”

“I can see your underwear,” she said, indicating my pants.

I turned around from where I had been re-clasping my boots.

“What are you doing looking at my butt?”

“I’m not looking at your butt. I’m looking at your tatty clothes. You look like a vagrant.”

“So what’s this job, anyway?” I asked, trying to change the subject.

“It’s not far from here. We need to hurry. Follow me.”

We started jogging. Or she jogged and I did my best.

“What are you doing?” she asked, in mid-stride.

“You’ve never seen me run before?”

“You’re running? You look like a fat kid with flat feet trying to dance.”

I grumbled, but it was true. I was a class-four mutant. Most people, if they were anything, were class one or two. My body was dense, very difficult to hurt, which was how I could jump off trains and not suffer a scratch. In fact, I was pretty much bulletproof. They told me if I was made out of solid steel, I would weigh less than I do now, so it’s all weird stuff. Unfortunately my muscles didn’t keep up with my size. I wasn’t weak, but I was underpowered for my mass. I liked to think I had torque instead of speed, but that was probably me being generous.

I could also heal very fast. The government had done testing when they first classified me and they sliced off the tip of my pinky. It grew back after a few months, but felt stiff for years after. I kept thinking what jerks they were for doing that since they didn’t actually know if it would regrow. But our government was not known for its competence.

Garm was also a mutant. I think she didn’t need to sleep. Or didn’t sleep much. Maybe that’s why she was all hyper. You find a lot of Colmarians go into lines of work where they can take advantage of their mutations.

Garm ran a crooked space station and never took her eyes off it.

I was a punching bag.

“Well, I finally know your weakness. If I ever get in a fight with you, I’ll just run away.” Garm had started jogging backwards to rub it in.

The fact she had picked me up personally for this particular job was unusual—not that we never dealt with each other, but she could have sent one of her soldiers. It told me she was personally invested in this deal. I didn’t ask her about it because I knew she wouldn’t tell me.

Garm and I had a great relationship. She always lied to me and I always lied to her. But each of us knew the other was lying.

CHAPTER 2

I had to stop and catch my breath and Garm took the opportunity to fill me in.

“A delivery to the space station has come and there’s a dispute over payment. You should expect everyone to be armed and unhappy. The merchandise is for Zadeck,” she said.

Colmarian dialect was the galactic standard and this was something we were rightly proud of. Seeing as like 99.99% of the known species were within our empire, it only made sense to use our language. That said, Colmarians had widely varying accents. The joke being that if you asked two Colmarians directions to the same location and followed them both, you would continually run in a figure eight. It took me a second to register the name because of Garm’s particular pronunciation, but then I got it.

Zadeck wasn’t a big crime boss. He ran one whole block in the northeast. It was where all the truly upscale restaurants and clubs resided. He catered to those wealthy refugees on the space station who wanted the finer things.

“What’s the shipment?” I asked.

“Booze.”

“Really?” That struck me as an unusual product for Zadeck. But a man’s allowed to diversify, I suppose. “How much are we talking?”

Garm looked off in the distance as she answered in a small voice.

“1.3 million.”

I blinked. That was an outrageous sum for consumables. Very rarely, the station would require some major components to be shipped over and those might run over a million credits, but the idea of food or even alcohol costing that much was incredible.

“Just booze?”

“Yes.”

“Nothing else?”

“No.”

I guess it made sense that Garm was involved. This was probably a shipment for a sizeable chunk of the bars and clubs in the city. Or they were trying to corner the market and be the sole supplier for a year or so. But a scary idea came to me:

“How much am I authorized to cut the price?” I hazarded. This was a polite way of me asking if they had the money.

“Hank, I’m counting on you to get that shipment unloaded and delivered. Talk to Zadeck when you’re done and settle up.

Garm left, saying we would speak later. I headed for the warehouse to earn my paycheck.

There’s a reason people hire me. It’s not because I’m a genius. Or an expert marksman. Or because of my stunning good looks. No, it’s because I actually listen. I take in both sides of every disagreement, evaluate their interests, squeeze as much as is equitable from everyone, and make the fairest deal possible.

Also, I’m hired because when things go wrong around Belvaille there’s a high probability it ends in violence. But because of my mutation, I’m resistant to most weapons, so people know they can’t just shoot their way out if I’m around, they actually need to stop and talk. And that’s good for everyone in the long run.

I’m not bragging when I say there wasn’t one Colmarian on Belvaille I was truly afraid of. Sure, Garm could have me dragged to the port and thrown into space, but we were friends—sort of.

The warehouse had one door for loading and one for pedestrians. I could vaguely hear yelling within, which was better than gunfire. Sounded like a lot of voices.

I knocked on the door and the shouting ceased. There was a pause and then someone answered from behind the door.

“Who’s there?”

“Hank.”

The door opened and I saw Rooltrego Denke, his mouth slightly ajar. He took my hand and shook it vigorously, as if he were suffocating and my arm dispensed oxygen with every pump.

“Hank. Hank. Man, it’s good to see you. We got a real problem here.”

I followed him in. There were about two dozen men inside, clearly squared off. The building was of large enough proportions that it could receive goods directly from spaceships docked at the port. Mechanical movers were laden with crates that had obviously just been unloaded. The boxes were still packaged for zero gravity.

Half the men looked happy to see me and welcomed me as graciously as hoodlums could. They were definitely Zadeck’s guys, as he had a dress code for his people. Except for their numerous scars and generally vicious demeanor, they looked like wealthy art patrons.

I knew most of them or was introduced. I made a point of saying their names to myself mentally after I met them to try and remember. Makes people feel good when you know their names.

The other dozen men were from the ship. Some were wearing their undergear from spacesuits. You could tell they weren’t from around here. Belvaille wasn’t exactly up with the latest styles and a bunch of these guys had on those embedded, glowing tattoos. To me it was like wearing a neon sign, but whatever.

“I’m Captain Ulsaker, who the void are you?” one of them asked. His outfit was somewhat better than the others, using bright golds and blues and whites that hadn’t yet been dirtied from use. He had a few medals on his chest he’d probably bought from a store, as they didn’t match the uniform or each other. These were all working men, covered in grease and grime.

“I’m Hank. I’m here to help.”

The men looked even more wary.

“Zadeck hasn’t paid. When they pay, they get the shipment, nothing to discuss.”

“Where’d you guys come from?” I asked, hoping to steer the conversation to a less tense destination for a moment.

“It’s none of your damn business,” Captain Ulsaker answered.

The Colmarian Confederation was a vast, vast empire with a truly insane amount of cultural idioms, not to mention appearances. It was quite simple to accidentally be rude because you didn’t know someone’s culture, though it was also a Colmarian trait to forgive such lapses.

But this guy was trying to piss me off.

I could respect their frustration. They’d spent at least a month in space. They haul this stuff out here and all of a sudden they’re greeted with a big fat nothing.

“Tell them to give us our credits and we’ll be on our way,” the Captain reiterated.

“Zadeck already transferred the credits. We weren’t instructed to pay anything,” Rooltrego said.

“I’m getting tired of this runaround. I knew we shouldn’t have come to Belvaille. This damn space station is so far away it wasn’t even on our navigation.”

“We do that to keep out the riffraff,” I said. But he didn’t get the joke. Or didn’t think it was funny.

There were a million citizens currently on Belvaille. The overwhelming majority were involved in illegal activities or were wanted as criminals. Everyone knew it, but as long as we didn’t make too much noise and the right bribes went to the right people, the government didn’t care.

That’s how Belvaille originally became what it was. Being so remote, fugitives fled here to avoid prosecution. After a while, so many villains in one place naturally formed their own unique society.

“Do you guys work alone or do you have a boss?” I asked the Captain.

“Look, I don’t know who you are and I don’t care. Our business is with them, not you.”

“Hey, this is Hank,” Rooltrego said. “He works for everyone here.” There were some agreements from Zadeck’s men.

“Well he doesn’t work for us and we didn’t invite him. This whole deal is starting to stink!”

The Captain took out a submachine gun and his crew also drew weapons. A few of Zadeck’s men had pistols, but for the most part I could see they were unarmed. They backed away or got closer to cover.

Lots of time in deep space can do this to you. I didn’t blame them and frankly it very well might have been a double-cross, I just didn’t know. But that wasn’t really my concern right now.

When someone pulls a weapon, I like to evaluate just how likely they are to use it. These guys wanted to get paid. They had nothing to gain by getting in a gun battle. They certainly wouldn’t be able to leave port if they did. So unless they were suicidal, this was just a bluff. More a display of how upset they were becoming. Still, they didn’t have a good grasp of the situation.

“First off, I’m a level-four mutant. That GJ303 and Lam26 and Super Dooli can’t hurt me,” I said honestly, appraising their armaments. Then I reached inside my right holster with my offhand for my plasma pistol.

“Still, if you really want to fight,” I began, “I have this thing I’m fond of saying.”

I flipped the pistol’s power on and a mesmerizing green glow burst from both sides of the weapon; it hurt the eyes, but you were still drawn to it. There was also a kind of hum that vibrated some deep organ in your chest—I’m sure medical technicians had a word for it.

“Eat suck, suckface,” I said in my most tough-guy voice.

The crew’s mouths hung open dumbly, their eyes wide and fixated on the green glow from my pistol.

The only thing Colmarians found more frightening than effective government was Ontakians: the race that had designed my very special plasma pistol.

An almost mythical species at this point, Ontakians had only occupied a single planet. Long story short, we came to them and said, “Hi, welcome to the Colmarian Confederation.” They said, “No, thanks.” We said, “No, seriously,” and invaded them. Our 50,000 species versus their one. And they beat us like a drum. We finally amassed our navy around their planet and bombarded it until it broke apart.

We never could figure out their weaponry. Any time we tried to replicate it, it blew up or just didn’t work. This pistol was supposedly my great-grandfather’s. It’s beyond illegal and I got offered 300,000 credits for it once.

I’ve never actually fired it and I’d have to be completely crazy to try. But nothing brought a potential fight to a screeching halt like flashing a scary alien artifact. If I had thought they were really going to fight, I would have reached for my shotgun instead.

There was a lull as their brains clicked over how they should proceed.

Then, as my attention was directed towards the armed men in front, a multi-ton crate was dropped on me from above.

I hit the floor face down and found my legs up to about my waist were under a cargo container. I managed to hold onto my pistol despite the force, which hadn’t hurt incredibly much but was certainly surprising. Now I was annoyed. Not because they had tried to smush me, but because I looked like a doofus pinned to the ground after I had just given my badass talk.

The sailors were still in awe. If they hadn’t been impressed by my Ontakian pistol, they were by the fact my head hadn’t popped off and my guts squirted out when this crate landed on me.

“Guys, give me a hand,” I said, realizing there was no way I was going to get myself out alone.

Zadeck’s men came over cautiously and began pulling. I held my pistol as they tugged on my arms and pried at the container.

After an inordinate amount of time they finally freed me, and I stood up with as much dignity as I could muster. This was difficult considering I no longer had pants on, which had been mostly scraped off during my extraction. I was left in my underwear and ragged strips of my pants that hung from my belt and pooled sadly around my ankles.

I looked at the crane arm that had dropped the load. Followed the line. Over to the control booth. A sailor sat at the controls. He was a youngish man, maybe early fifties, and he wore the expression of someone who realized he’d just made a terrible, life-ending mistake.

“Hey, come here,” I said to him.

He didn’t come. I suppose a lot of people lie about having mutations in Colmarian space. It’s a way to avoid getting thumped if you convince people you can exhale supercooled nitrogen or whatever. Of course, that’s usually a lot of crap, so these guys probably figured I was lying too.

Well, I wasn’t lying.

Despite this setback, I tried to clear my head and get back to business.

“Look,” I said. “I know Zadeck. I can’t imagine he’s trying to cut you out. Have you guys delivered to him before?”

It took everyone a moment to come back to reality.

“Yeah, third time. But he’s always paid at shipment,” the Captain said, seemingly more ready to negotiate now that he understood I was for real.

“See? This is probably a misunderstanding. Where are you guys staying on station and for how long?”

“We’re at the Chelsea Halfway House,” the Captain answered.

“That place sucks. Go to the Marine Marina and tell the front desk you’re a guest of Hank. But don’t bust up any of the rooms.”

“Just ‘Hank’?” he asked.

“Everyone knows him,” Rooltrego volunteered. I could tell both sides were feeling a little more comfortable.

“I’m going to go over and talk to Zadeck. There’s nothing you can do here. You made your shipment. I promise I’ll get you your money.”

“I have your word on that?” I could see he was uneasy, but it was a better option than being shot with an Ontakian weapon by a pant-less mutant.

“Yup.” I went over and shook his hand. I liked shaking hands. My mitts felt like rocks and it was an extra means of intimidating people.

“Okay, guys. Move this stuff,” I indicated to Zadeck’s men. Some restlessness remained, as the crew still had their weapons. I tried to defuse it further by approaching one of the guys holding a gun.

“That’s a Dooli?” I asked him. “How’s it shoot?”

“What? Oh, yeah it is. It’s fine, doesn’t kick that much but it doesn’t sit right in the hand. Pretty narrow.” Crooks loved to talk weapons. It was how they bonded.

“Is that really an Ontakian pistol?” he asked quietly.

“Yup.”

“Can I see it?”

“Nope.”

CHAPTER 3

When the sailors finally departed for their hotel and the many sins Belvaille had to offer, I returned to my apartment to get some new clothes.

Had I just washed them too much? My pants, that is. Was that why they had holes and came apart when I got pulled from under the crate? I tried to remember when I bought them, but drew a blank. The days and decades tended to blur on Belvaille.

The streets were quiet, with very few people about. It was still considered morning by Belvaille standards and the city tended to wake up late. This was fortunate for me since I was still relatively unclothed.

The whole space station was an exact square, fifteen miles by fifteen miles, with trains bisecting it regularly. Some extremely wealthy gang bosses owned cars, but there wasn’t much use for them except as status symbols.

The buildings varied from one to ten stories tall, the shortest being things like warehouses and maintenance facilities, the tallest being residential complexes. All of them were dull silver unless painted and boringly square in design to maximize real estate.

The city itself was open air. Or open space. There was a latticework of supports high above the city that controlled lighting and air and whatever else goes on up there. The whole station was of course protected by a shield, to keep those pesky meteors away and our atmosphere in place.

I stumbled into my apartment and looked for something to drink. I just wanted juice, something cold.

My place wasn’t fancy and was on the ground floor to save me walking. There were five rooms and a bathroom. My only decorations were scraps of junk and weapons and laundry. The furniture had been replaced as fights necessitated, and what remained was scorched and torn. I had taken up a cornucopia of hobbies and inevitably given them up after a few months. There were rusty instruments, barely begun paintings, puzzles, blocks of somewhat chiseled metal, and many other things scattered around my rooms.

The doorbell rang and I thought about whether or not to answer. After a moment I threw open the door and outside was a petite woman with vibrant blue skin, a tiny nose, and incredibly long, floppy ears that hung halfway down her ample chest. She was dressed in what I assumed to be a fashionable outfit because it looked weird. It was plastic weave and cords, but spun and twisted as if it were based on a design that had once been cloth in some ancestral past. It accentuated her attractive figure while not showing much skin. She wore white gloves and had tall boots that disappeared under her dress. In fact all of her body was covered except her neck and face. Her age was hard to tell, but she looked extremely young, maybe barely in her twenties.

“Er, hello,” I said.

“Are you the one they call ‘Hank’?” she asked in a lilting accent.

“Yeah, that’s me. What can I do for you?”

She seemed suddenly very excited and clasped her hands together in front of herself like she was a little girl and I was certain to give her presents.

“Could I come inside?” she asked.

I hesitated. Bringing a stranger into my home didn’t scare me, but I kind of felt like relaxing at this point. And while this woman was cute in a gigantic ear kind of way, and it might be a job she was offering, something told me it was going to be a hassle not worth the time.

“Sure,” I said finally, holding open the door.

She entered and stared around my apartment with what I thought was a sense of wonder. But then I realized it was confusion.

“You are the one in The News they call ‘Hank’?”

There was only one newspaper on Belvaille. The News. “The Twenty Most Influential” quarterly list it published was about the closest thing we had to being designated royalty. For the last eighteen years I had placed #21 with an asterisk.

“Yes.”

She looked around my apartment some more. It wasn’t big. Or clean. Or free from smashed bullets on the walls or the residue from fires. It did not look like the home of the 21st most influential person who lived on a crime lord’s space station.

As she continued to scan, I found myself growing more self-conscious. Would it kill me to fix the place up?

Then she looked at me. My torn jacket. My smudges caused from dropped shipping crates. The fact I was standing in my underwear. I could see her earlier enthusiasm retreating.

Most times I met people I either went to their place, we met at some restaurant, or if they came to my apartment they were the kind of guys that didn’t care if there were dirty clothes on the floor. Hell, they didn’t care if there were dirty corpses on the floor.

“Let me go change real quick,” I said, suddenly feeling prudish.

I hurried to my bedroom and grabbed the first pair of pants I saw and put them on.

“What can I do for you?” I asked after returning.

“My brother and I are new to the space station. We came from the state of Lagles Prima. It wasn’t easy getting here.”

I was vaguely aware of the name. It was practically the other side of the galaxy. I couldn’t imagine why anyone would travel so far to reach our humble state of Ginland, let alone our far more humble space station.

Belvaille had been constructed some 300 years ago back when every empire believed their prestige was dependent on how much territory they could claim. It was meant to be a stepping stone for the great Colmarian Confederation to expand outward across the galaxy.

But then I think we realized that the great Colmarian Confederation wasn’t that great and we had a lot of trouble managing the space we already owned. So they shut down all the Portals leading to Belvaille except one and about 95% of the population left.

“I may be interested in hiring you, if you are available,” she continued.

“For what?” I asked.

“Forgive me, but I must be certain you are the correct person. You are a mutant, right?”

“Yes.”

“And what are your abilities?”

“I’m hard to hurt.”

“Excellent,” she said, seemingly overjoyed. “So what if a destroyer was to hit you?”

You know how you get on different threads of a conversation and your brain conjures up images trying to fill the gaps? I didn’t know what she meant by “destroyer” and I was thinking it might be some brand of firearm I didn’t know.

“What’s a destroyer?” I asked.

“A ship.”

I cocked my head.

“No. I am, my body is, difficult to injure. Bullets and bolts will hit me, but I will be fine.”

“Right. So what if a destroyer’s cannons shot you?”

“A destroyer,” I repeated.

“Yes.”

“Like a Colmarian Navy ship?”

“Yes,” she said brightly, happy I finally understood her ludicrous question.

“So like, you’re asking what would happen if I was maybe, swimming around in space, minding my own business—”

“The reason doesn’t matter.”

“Right, sure,” I said to this lunatic. “And this destroyer turned its cannons on me and fired. You’re asking what would happen?”

“Exactly,” she said with deep contentment, as if she were being totally reasonable.

“Well, I’m not a physicist.”

“You don’t have to be precise. Just what do you think?”

“I’d explode and be smeared all over the galaxy,” I said tersely.

“Oh,” she said, and looked greatly disappointed.

“Wait, you said a destroyer, right? Those ships that hold thousands of people? That guard the Portals and chase down smugglers and such?” I was still wondering if we were talking about the same thing. She couldn’t honestly expect anyone to survive personally being attacked by a military vessel. That was nonsense. No mutant of any level could do that. Mutations were generally small things like being able to rotate your eyeballs 360 degrees, and many times they weren’t even helpful.

“Yes. And you’re positive that would happen?”

“Well…no, I’m not positive. I’ve never actually put on a spacesuit and gone out and punched a destroyer. Didn’t seem like a smart play.”

“So you don’t really know?”

I didn’t want to lie to her and who knows, maybe she had a destroyer chasing her all the way to Belvaille and her idea was to fling me at it.

“I guess technically I don’t know. But I’m pretty certain I’m not going to win a fight with any military vessel.”

“What mutant level are you?”

“I’m a level four.”

She shook her head in surprise, her ears twirling around her face like braids.

“Level four, that’s it?”

I was really over this conversation. I sometimes had jobs requested by the more run-of-the-mill citizens of the station, but it often seemed to turn into stuff like this. They just didn’t know what they wanted, how, or how much. And that’s fine, they were in different lines of work. I mean I can’t tell someone how to fix a coolant module, and the folks that work on it would probably think I was an idiot if I tried to make any suggestions.

“Yup, I’m just a little old level four.”

“Are you sure?” she asked skeptically.

“That’s what they told me.”

“And when was that?”

“When they first classified me. I don’t know, maybe 160 years ago?”

“Oh,” the woman said again, thinking. “And you haven’t been tested since then?”

“No,” I said, instinctively flexing my pinky that had long ago been chopped.

“Hmm,” she said, scrutinizing me. “I would like to give you some money to purchase some drugs for me.”

Ugh! I can’t believe I listened to all this just so she can try and get high.

“I don’t really do that. But there are plenty of people who I’m sure will be happy to sell to you.”

She ignored me and pulled from her glove a folded piece of paper and handed it to me. It was a list with a truly fantastic amount of drugs on it. Not enough to go into business, but certainly more than enough for personal use.

“I want you to get these. Or as many as you can. I will pay you 10,000 if you can get them to me in 48 hours and 20,000 if you can get them to me in 24 hours.”

Those numbers made me reevaluate the list. I’m not a prima donna. Odd jobs are what I do. And I can help out a nice blue lady now and then.

“This stuff is pretty expensive,” I said. “If you’re new to Belvaille you have to realize that only a few dozen drugs are actually manufactured here. The rest have to be smuggled in and there’s just not a big market for a lot of these.”

She handed me a token for 40,000 credits.

Tokens weren’t used much anymore in the rest of Colmarian space I’ve heard, most transactions being tele-to-tele or straight to banks, but Belvaille was sentimental about anonymous, portable tokens.

“Will this be enough?”

I looked over the list for real this time, doing some calculations. I wasn’t a big drug expert, never really got the appeal. I figured she gave me more than enough to cover most of the list, and a few of the drugs wouldn’t be available at any price, they just weren’t here. She probably gave 10K too much, which I considered a good sign of faith. Even if she tried to screw me over, I had a solid cushion to make sure I got paid.

“Okay, I can do this. What’s your name and where do I reach you?”

“I’ll come back tomorrow if that’s okay?”

Wasn’t she a polite little drug addict?

“Well, I come and go a lot. I actually don’t spend much time here. You can tele me, though.” I gave her my number. Hey, anyone who gives me forty grand is a new personal friend.

“My name is Jyen,” she said, offering her gloved hand.

I awkwardly shook her tiny hand with three of my fingers.

“I’m hoping this shouldn’t take too much time to gather.”

“Thank you for your assistance, Hank. May I call you ‘Hank’?”

I briefly thought of what else she could call me, but I didn’t come up with anything funny.

“Sure.”

I showed her out and closed the door. Hot damn. Old Hank’s luck was definitely taking a turn for the better.

CHAPTER 4

I headed to meet Zadeck. I gave him a tele, but I liked talking face-to-face. People can say whatever they want to a little screen on your wrist. If you’re there in person, I find it’s just a completely different atmosphere. He said to meet him at one of his clubs.

I spoke to a few familiar faces on the train. One guy wanted to use me as a reference for bodyguard work, but I declined as gracefully as possible as I didn’t know him well. Another guy passed along an offer of a permanent job, but I declined that also. My motto for survival on Belvaille was: don’t take sides. It’s what had kept me employed all these years.

Gangs were unusual things. They were like fraternities, only meaner. They often had their own clubhouses and uniforms and they could be as tight-knit as families. I could never understand why guys gave so much to such a random collection of people. Why they were willing to die for some emblem that wouldn’t even notice they were gone.

I stopped along the way at a soup spot to refill the tank. I normally ate more than an average person, but not nearly as much as my mass would indicate. Another anomaly of my mutation.

The soup was on the house, because that was one of the occasional perks of being me. I really tried to take care of the people who worked on Belvaille by tipping well, as it never hurt to have too many friends. But the proprietor in this case was refusing my money.

As I entered Zadeck’s block, the populace and atmosphere changed immediately. They had painted all the walls garish colors and there were statues and sculptures everywhere.

Not everyone was a violent criminal on Belvaille; some were merely thieves or economic rule-breakers who wanted to enjoy the spoils of their labors. Zadeck, and the boutiques of his block, provided the comforts those folks were expecting.

Women walked with parasols and big frilly dresses. Men had on the most constrictive, flamboyant suits. To me it seemed like the wealthier you were, the more your clothes had to be nonfunctional. I doubted any of these people could even scratch their ears without falling down.

In one sense, they looked like easy prey for the scum of Belvaille. But the pit in my gut told me how and why Zadeck stayed above the fray and how this block was as secure as just about any place in the Colmarian Confederation.

It was true there was no Colmarian on Belvaille I was afraid of. However, one non-Colmarian did frighten me, and that was Zadeck’s bodyguard, Wallow.

Wallow was a native of Thereze. One of about a thousand who were allowed off their home planet. A galactic-wide war almost erupted when their species was first discovered.

Therezians were undyingly loyal. They weren’t stupid, but they were just faithful for reasons no one could quite fathom. Once they attached themselves to someone, they stayed with them until death, doing nearly whatever was requested.

And since even a short Therezian was still over thirty-five feet tall and resistant to anything short of snorting a black hole, their service was pretty noticeable. All the major empires agreed that Thereze would be one of the few truly neutral planets with no emigration allowed, other than the handful that had already left. Because no one relished the idea of Therezian conscripts marching into battle.

Zadeck acquired Wallow, no one knows how. It was the unlikeliest of arrangements having a Therezian on such a backwater space station as Belvaille. Wallow could literally, I mean literally, be a king on some planet. He was one of a thousand in the known galaxy.

Zadeck had absolute power—within reach of Wallow’s considerable arm. Though for all Wallow’s glory, it had been made absolutely clear to Zadeck by all the bosses and even Garm: you can keep your block of fancy stores, we’ll stay out of it. However, if Wallow steps foot into our turf, while we might not be able to hurt him, we’ll kill you.

Wallow waited outside of Zadeck’s pad, the very building I had to enter. Great. He often patrolled the block, the aristocracy of Belvaille relishing the protection of his shadow. Yet they weren’t so haughty they didn’t get out of his way lest they get squashed under his Therezian feet.

I approached the gilded door. A hand about the size of me touched down, blocking my path. It possessed only three long fingers with no digits.

“What you want?” the voice above me boomed.

Therezians didn’t have many bones, the joints being weak points for their ponderous weight. They had no noticeable necks and I heard they only had five vertebrae. Their brows and cheekbones and chins protruded, presumably because they fell on their faces a lot and it was protection, but it made them look like they were always scowling. Their clumsy hands prevented them from being exactly great toolmakers. Other than that, however, they looked like an average Colmarian blown up to extreme proportions.

The ritzy citizens of Belvaille calmly moved as quickly as they could away from us.

“I’m here to see Zadeck. He told me to come.”

“Who are you?” Wallow asked.

He had bent down, his face a “mere” twenty feet away now. I knew Wallow. He knew me. But I also knew he didn’t like me.

Therezians were a gentle race. But there are jerks in any species. Wallow would likely be the equivalent of a homicidal maniac among Therezians. Which just meant he had a bad attitude by Colmarian standards. If you gave me fifty years and infinite pickaxes, I doubt I could even break Wallow’s skin, which is why it not only frightened me but confused me why he gave me such a hard time.

“Wallow, it’s me, Hank. I just did a job for your boss.”

Wallow squinted, and he crouched closer as if doing so might make our conversation private instead of being audible to anyone within three blocks, which it was.

“Boss don’t need you, he has me. You watch your step.”

I briefly thought it was ironic him telling me to watch my step. But I merely nodded and went inside the door after Wallow had straightened.

Inside it looked like a palace. Every surface was covered in rare metals and jewels that reflected the light so much it hurt your eyes. Servants were deployed polishing and buffing, and they were as much a decoration and sign of wealth as the items they worked on.

I made myself known to the security guards. The two types of people I dealt with were the bosses, because they gave me jobs, and the hoodlums, because they were the job. Anyone with a gun was a potential buddy as I saw it.

Zadeck was in his office, looking twitchy, which didn’t seem good. He was a thin guy with long, slick hair. He dressed impeccably in tight black synth, a few silver chains draped across his chest. He was stylish in an androgynous way. I had only dealt with him a handful of times and never in person. Zadeck was the kind of guy who liked to work through his underlings, which is how I had unfortunately come to know Wallow.

“I want to thank you for taking care of all this, Hank.”

“It’s not taken care of,” I replied.

“What do you mean? They’ve already delivered most of the product.”

“But those shippers haven’t been paid. They’re holed up in the Marine Marina.”

“I don’t see what’s left,” Zadeck said dismissively.

“You still owe them money.”

“How’s that your affair?” he snapped.

“What is it with you all today? I’m trying to save everyone a bolt to the head and people keep throwing rocks at me.”

Zadeck looked stunned. One of the bouncers popped his head in.

“Any trouble, Hank?”

“You don’t work for him, you work for me!” Zadeck said, red-faced.

The bouncer left after he saw nothing was going on.

“Do you not have the money?”

“I have the money.” Zadeck was insulted.

“And you just want to…cut them out?”

“It’s going to be my last order from this organization. So I figured I might as well—”

“Okay, that’s not going to work. You need to pay them. At least some.”

“Why?”

“Because there are a dozen armed guys at the hotel with probably a dozen more still on their ship. And they came to Belvaille, so we can guess they know how to fight. And they know you owe them 1.3 million.”

“I’m not worried about a few men and their guns.” He waved off the idea as if he were sweeping it away with a broom. This was the problem with having a Wallow.

“They’re going to want their money. And they’re going to come here looking for it. A battle like that is going to cause a lot of damage, which will piss the dust out of Garm. And it’s going to bring unnecessary attention when a transport hauler vanishes.”

“Garm has an interest in the completion of this as well,” Zadeck said coolly.

“Yeah, but it’s not complete. Killing two dozen men won’t make it complete. Because they’re just going to send more and next time it’s going to be assassins.”

I’ve been in on double-crosses before. It’s part of the life. But I don’t like them. You don’t want to be the guy known for setting up betrayals. I made those sailors a promise and I wanted to deliver as best I could.

“So then you’re telling me I have to pay the full amount? What did I need you for, then?”

“Now you ask me! Pay them 80% of what you owe.”

“Did you already negotiate this?”

“No, but that’s what I think you can get away with,” I stated plainly.

“Isn’t that just something you made up? Why not 70%?”

“Because that won’t work.”

“How do you know?”

“Because this is what I do for a living,” I said with irritation. “Look, I’m happy to go give them whatever you want. You’re calling the shots. But if you want the opinion of the guy who has put together nearly every one of these deals for the last 170 years, 80% will make everyone relatively satisfied.”

“Fine. Fine.” Zadeck went to his desk where he kept his tele—odd place for it—and punched out some credits. He gave me a token.

“I’ll also need about 5 grand for the hotel bill.”

“Then it’s more than 80%,” Zadeck said.

“Yes, and my fee will make it even more. But it’s well under 100%. No one died. No property was damaged. And your reputation will still be solid on and off station.”

“And what is your fee?” Zadeck asked slyly.

“My fee is whatever you feel I deserve.”

I stared him square in the eyes.

I loved this part. You could see him stewing as he looked down at his tele. Belvaille was a small town, especially at the top. If Zadeck were to become known as cheap, that could have a pretty serious impact, especially among his current elite clients.

This liquor shipment was obviously the biggest deal he had done, and he was trying to make a power move into the upper echelons. And I was a guy who lived in the upper echelons—or at least at the fringes of it.

He beamed 35,000 to my tele. It was a very generous price and I was absolutely ready to treat Zadeck with respect and let bygones be bygones.

I thanked him and said I would take care of the sailors. Once paid, Zadeck dismissed me like I was a household servant. That’s fine, everyone has their quirks.

Outside the office, the bouncers walked with me and I filled them in. They had gossiped like mad after I arrived, as news of the shipment was already circulating. I chewed the fat a bit and took my leave.

I decided to wait until tomorrow to break the news to the sailors. By that time they would have had a chance to celebrate being off-ship for a while. The way I figured it, they’d party a bit then head back home after they were sick of the place—Belvaille was not exactly a premier tourist attraction.

Outside I was pleased to not see Wallow. I had nearly exited the block when I heard him behind me.

“You! Hank! Don’t come back.”

Not sure how something that big could move so fast—I certainly couldn’t—but out of nowhere he was suddenly looming overhead.

“I’ll go where I please,” I said, quite tired of this whole block and its residents.

I opened my eyes and saw a fruity-looking man with a gem-studded eye patch kneeling over me. His name was Gastolionep, and he used to be station muscle until he got his eye shot out and now he was a butler for some rich guy.

“Hank. Hank. You okay?” he asked with concern.

I looked around and saw I was no longer in Zadeck’s block and that I was lying on my back.

“What happened?” I asked.

“Wallow,” he began with trepidation. “He kicked you.”

CHAPTER 5

I was icing my spinning head after being punted, but I had a fat load of credits in my pocket, which can make the worst bludgeoning not feel so bad. I took the train downtown and decided to hit the casinos.

The Astrone was the best of the bunch. Had the prettiest dealers and waitresses, high stakes, good booze, and usually no one died.

“Hank, good to see you,” one of the doormen exclaimed. I shook his hand and pressed him a few credits.

“Let the good times roll,” I said with a grin.

The casino interior was lavish. It had fantastic items from across the Confederation: there was a visual strobe device that assaulted your eyes by tricking your pupils opened and closed and left you feeling disoriented; it had displays of sex clothes from a hundred planets, the point being that most looked pretty hilarious; and the owner of this club liked smells, so a scent symphony played across my nasal passages; and it had chairs to accommodate every type of physiology.

Gamblers, their security in tow, did their best to forget they were exiled on the furthest known Colmarian inhabitation. Inside I talked up Zadeck to everyone. Said he was now a player and guys should keep a look out for him. This was the kind of information that really interested folks.

After about eight hours of this I was pretty damn tired and drunk. I get drunk like anyone else, but I don’t get sloppy. I hate it when people turn into some other person when they drink or do drugs. To me that says they got something to hide, they don’t like themselves enough to show off their real skin when they’re sober.

I’m exactly the same person wasted as sober. I just sweat a lot more and spit when I talk.

My table was crowded because I had been buying drinks and drugs all night, paying courtesans to sit next to me and look pretty, and listening to guys tell their latest exploits of daring-do. I liked listening to people’s stories and that’s good, because people love telling them. There’s almost nothing folks like more than talking about themselves.

While there wasn’t a star or planet Belvaille orbited, and thus no designated night and day, for convenience and maybe just to avoid plain loneliness, most people stuck to the same clock and it was indeed very late. The playful banter was gone and nothing was left but the dead stares of hardcore gamblers and my own thoughts to keep me company.

I had wasted enough money so I passed a few credits to the dealer and waved good-bye. People came and shook my hand, said they’d tele me later, got some chaste kisses on the cheek. I was just tired and feeling a bit down.

One of the casino owner’s private guards came by as I was nearing the door.

“Hey, if you got a minute, the boss would like a word.”

If Tamshius qua-Froyeled asks if you got a minute, you usually give it. He was the biggest of the big bosses on the station and one of my most regular employers. I can’t count the number of jobs I had done for him over the decades.

“Sure,” I said, swinging over gamely to follow the guard.

He took me down a dark corridor I had walked many times before. It was extremely narrow and long. The purpose was that if the casino was ever attacked, his assailants would have to line up single file and be easy targets for fifty yards.

The guard knocked on the door and an elderly voice from inside bid us enter.

“Hank,” Tamshius said happily as he strode across the magnificent room to greet me. Tamshius’ office was decorated with artwork and antique weapons from his home planet.

Lots of primitive firearms and pictures of women with outrageous makeup. The man himself was old and thin and had tufts of white hair on the sides of his head that were styled to stick out like squares. He wore rich gold and blue robes and his fingernails were painted with bright, reflective colors.

“Tamshius, it’s good to see you,” I said. Colmarians were very forgiving with names as a necessity. I couldn’t pronounce Tamshius’ last name anywhere near how it was supposed to be pronounced, my vocal chords not being properly designed for the task. But I could at least get close with his first name, so that’s how I addressed him.

As simple as my name was, I was often called variations of “Han,” “Yank,” “An,” “Kank,” and things in between. I didn’t care.

The guard left us, closing the door, and Tamshius handed me a bottle.

“A small gift, since you’ve honored us with your presence at my casino.”

The booze was very classy stuff. It was worth maybe a hundred credits on the station.

“Thank you, Tamshius,” I said, bowing. “You are gracious in your hospitality.” I didn’t understand Tamshius’ culture at all. It seemed stuffy and overly polite at times, while incredibly offensive at others. But everyone was a refugee on Belvaille, and if you could evoke a person’s home traditions it could go a long way in putting you in their good graces.

“I wished to talk to you of a matter close to my heart and disturbing to my mind,” Tamshius said. “If you have a moment could you sit with me?”

“Of course,” I said, and sat in the chair he indicated. He too sat down, not behind his imposing desk, as most bosses would, but in a seat next to me. One of purposely lesser quality than the seats he provided for his guests.

“There is a man by the name of Oluviastian-Jos…,” he began, waiting for me.

“I know him,” I said after deciphering the accented name.

“…who in the manner of gambling, has come to owe me a sum of money I consider to be prohibitive.”

“May I enquire the total?”

“80,000,” he said flatly.

I flinched, as I already understood the problem.

“Oluv-Jos will not be able to repay that amount,” I said.

While I might hit the jackpot now and then and get jobs like today that paid me many thousands of credits, most regulars had a real job with a steady salary. Oluv-Jos probably wasn’t paid that in an entire year.

“I was afraid of that,” Tamshius said.

“How was he given that much of a tab?” I asked. “Your dealers should know who he is and what he can foot.”

“I have spoken to the parties and it seems to have been a legitimate error in judgment. I have taken necessary actions. What are your recommendations on this?”

This was why I liked Tamshius. He did his thing, he trusted me to do mine. I came in here and felt like he treated me like an expert, not a glorified trash man.

“Oluv-Jos works for Ddewn. Either Ddewn takes over the debt or you try and collect from Oluv-Jos. Either case I see as unlikely. Ddewn will not want to see his boy be under your thumb, but he will be even less interested in personally owing you money.”

Tamshius scratched his chin thoughtfully, his multicolored fingernails glittering.

“Will he be prepared to go to war to protect this situation?”

I really had to think about this. Up until now it was fine being tired and hazy, but now I couldn’t just make from-the-hip pronouncements. I sat there mulling for a good few minutes.

Ddewn was another boss, a big one. He had a lot of very rough guys in his employ and controlled turf other people wouldn’t touch. He was not a pleasant man even as gang bosses went.

“I think he will fight,” I said. “If he can save face, there may be ways out of it. At the moment nothing comes to mind.”

“Thank you for your most candid response. It is times like these I truly value the breadth of your wisdom.” Tamshius bowed.

“I think you’re the only person on Belvaille who accuses me of being smart,” I answered.

“You underestimate yourself. I also heard you did some work today for the one known as Zadeck.”

“That’s right.”

“An important man?” It was a question laden with subtlety. I wanted to be careful here. My motto of never taking sides certainly applied to people I worked for. I could give the facts, but I didn’t want to give information that Zadeck would consider unfaithful.

“He is growing in importance,” I answered delicately.

“Do you think it prudent for me to eliminate him as a concern? Especially if there may be a coming storm with Ddewn.”

I exhaled and thought about this.

“In addition to Wallow, I believe he has some support from Garm,” I cautioned.

“Bah.” Tamshius waved his hand dismissively and his pleasant brow furrowed. “People speak her name like children fearing robots. She can be killed like any other.”

This was quite a surprising sentiment. Tamshius was usually very controlled, but perhaps there had been some recent fallout between him and Garm.

“With all due respect, I have lived through four Adjuncts, a Lance Major, and for a few years, Common Rule. By far the best leader for Belvaille has been Garm. And she’s easy on the eyes.”

“Yes, I know,” Tamshius said dejectedly. “Do you know that Adjunct Overwatch Monhsendary tried to have me murdered?”

“Yes, I was there.”

“Of course,” he chuckled. “I am forgetting who I am speaking with.”

Tamshius stood up, so I did as well.

“Again, I want to thank you for your help,” Tamshius said, bowing.

“My pleasure.” I bowed back.

“If I may enquire, how much did you spend tonight at my facility?”

I sighed deeply, mostly because I didn’t want to remember it.

“10,000.”

“To the exact credit?” he asked curiously.

I checked my tele.

“To the exact credit, yes.”

This seemed to please Tamshius and he went to his desk.

“For your time and beneficial advice,” he said, and he beamed me 10,000.

“Thank you, sir,” I said, bowing again.

“Can I reserve your assistance if I should require help with the Ddewn affair?” he asked, correctly attributing the concern to the boss and not his underling despite the origins of the debt.

“I await your inquiry and will do the best I can.”

“I can ask nothing more,” he answered.

Tamshius showed me out and I walked the long hall with my free bottle of high-end booze and a spring in my step. I was back to my original total despite an excellent night of much-needed excitement.

The guards were anxious for information on what was going down, but I told them it wasn’t something I could speak about at the moment, which they took as a dark omen.

CHAPTER 6

As soon as I got out of sight of the casino, I was accosted by Rendrae. He was the owner, editor, operator, and often reporter of The News.

He was an overweight man with a greenish complexion and horrible sense of fashion. He always wore a baggy, orange plastic overcoat that had what looked like a thousand pockets, and he wore a purple hat that was reminiscent of a sad, crumpled boot planted upside-down on his head. I always wondered if he cultivated as harmless an image as possible in order to put people at ease.

He had informants in just about every corner of the station. I don’t think a cockroach farted without Rendrae knowing what it had eaten. He was annoying as hell but his articles were incredibly accurate, and people placed a lot of stock in how they were represented in the paper. I had to grudgingly give him credit for being so non-partisan. Rendrae had learned just like I had that the best way to survive was to stay impartial.

“Hank! I got you on the front page, did you see?”

I was too tired to jockey with him. But I had to walk to the train anyway.

“No, I haven’t seen it. I told you I don’t like being quoted.”

I called up the front page on my tele. He had already highlighted it for me.

Hank affirms the likelihood of an upcoming precipitous turf war is “likely” given the preponderance of goodies procured lately and the growing animosity between the legitimate businesses. When pressed about the most likely area of concern, he seemed to give special recognition to blocks 30 through 40.

I groaned. Some people were going to be mad at me for saying that.

While everyone knew Belvaille was crooked, we still pretended we weren’t. Though not very well. Consequently, The News wrote all its stories in code. “Goodies” were weapons, “legitimate businesses” were… not, etc.

“Why’d you have to say my name? Aren’t you supposed to say ‘anonymous sources’?”

He gave me a dirty look.

“If I say that, it’s just hearsay. If I put you down, it’s like a real thing. So I heard about your adventure in the warehouses today. Interesting stuff,” he said coaxingly.

The train seemed far away.

“So Hank, who has the most to lose in a fight?”

“Same as always, the people with the most to lose. Belvaille isn’t getting any bigger.”

Rendrae wrote this down as we walked. No one would allow him to record anything.

“Zadeck,” he began. “I’ve been thinking he might deserve a higher ranking in the top-twenty list. What’s your take?”

“What is he now?”

“Nothing.”

I thought about this. It would certainly be quoted and certainly have an effect on the day-to-day activities on Belvaille—far more than me running my mouth at a casino. Still, it could piss off anyone who got displaced.

“I think he has an opportunity in front of him and how he handles it will affect his ranking.”

“A bit esoteric,” Rendrae answered sourly. “Talk to our readers here, Hank. You know their intelligence level.”

There was just something about Rendrae’s voice and overall manner that broke down your normal barriers. I wondered if he was a mutant with some kind of mind-influencing ability.

“He’s a rising star,” I said.

Rendrae scribbled madly, as if my simple sentence would evaporate if not committed immediately to storage.

“Woohoo, exciting times, exciting times, Hank. And the both of us in the thick of it like always. Though you more so of course,” he added humbly.

I looked at his raggedy jacket and misshapen hat. Rendrae was almost certainly rich with his monopoly newspaper. In fact, if the “Most Influential” list were ever truly reported, Garm would be one and Rendrae would be two. Actually, Wallow would probably be first if it was simply listing raw power.

The train came and we said our farewells, Rendrae waddling back in the direction of the casinos.

The next day I sat eating curry and eggs in a small diner. I was right by the door. That was one of the advantages of being hard to maim, I could sit with my back to everyone and not especially worry about getting shot. My joke was that the ideal restaurant for Belvaille had sixty chairs and sixty corners for those chairs to have their backs against.

I knew all the best foods to eat on Belvaille, and all the restaurants knew what I ordered. The cook himself came out to see if I enjoyed it, like they did at fancy places. Except he was wearing a hairnet and smelled of old sweat.

After my meal I thought about the city’s present troubles.

I didn’t like gang wars. I could potentially make a lot of money, but everyone was so desperate and demanding it was hard to stay neutral. You’re either with me or against me, they all seemed to say. Then it turned into a gamble when you chose sides.

One time I tried to sit out a war. Just stick my head in the ground until it passed. And someone blew up my apartment. I was just hanging around doing nothing for a month, and boom. The worst attack on me since I’d been on Belvaille. So I figured I might as well get paid if folks were going to try and bring a building down on me.

I arrived in Deadsouth, the slummiest part of the station. But a romping good place to look for drugs. Specifically, floppy-eared Jyen’s drugs.

Deadsouth didn’t look much different from the rest of Belvaille except the streets were littered with refuse and people slept everywhere. You practically had to step over them. There were plenty of vacant buildings in the city, but I suppose some people like being outdoors.

No street vendors were going to be able to fill Jyen’s request, so I went looking around for some contacts. But my resources down here were thin. This wasn’t my scene.

I finally inched my way up the totem pole to Grever Treest. I was hoping he would have what I was looking for or at least a good portion. I knew him by name only and not even that well.

I buzzed his door and I could tell he was scanning me. Not sure if he knew who I was, but he was probably weighing whether or not to open the door.

After a moment he cracked it open. He had long greasy hair, which I’m pretty sure is some galactic rule all drug dealers have to possess. He had a sharp nose and was probably handsome to the ladies. I personally had a motto of “always look for the ugliest drug dealer possible.” Handsome people made bad killers and drug dealers—they had too many better options in life.

“Hello?” he asked through the cracked door.

“I’m looking for some drugs,” I said, standing in the hallway. I decided I was just going to be upfront. I don’t think Garm’s police even bothered with Deadsouth.

“Uh, who sent you?” he asked warily. I swear, even on Belvaille, drug dealers had to be the most skittish people in existence.

“Does it matter? Look, I need a list filled.”

He appraised me for a while.

“Are you Hank?” he asked.

“Yes,” I said, not knowing if that would be good or bad.

He opened the door warily. Inside it was just a normal apartment, slightly messy. It was a version thirty-one layout. There were only fifty or so different types of apartments in the whole city. I lived in a version fifteen, which was larger but had fewer rooms. It smelled like incense inside and there were music holograms on the walls.

Grever closed the door and faced me, looking uneasy. I handed him Jyen’s list to get right down to business.

“I need this,” I said.

He looked it over for a while.

“Wow, this is some zippy-duty stuff. I didn’t think you did drugs.”

“I didn’t say they were for me. That’s just what I need.”

“Who’s it for?” he asked.

That struck me as an odd thing to request.

“Why do you want to know?”

“Oh, I’m just—,” he stammered. “You know, with the way things have been going lately, I just want to, you know, be sure who I’m dealing with.”

“You’re dealing with me. That’s all,” I said calmly.

Grever looked over the list again.

“A few of these, more than a few, probably aren’t anywhere in the entire state of Ginland. I don’t even know what this one is,” he said, pointing.

“How much of it can you get?”

He took a deep breath and started adding it up. Then he bit his lower lip.

“Uh, this is going to cost a lot of credits to put together.”

“Give me an idea.”

“Well, a lot.”

“I’m on a schedule here. Do I have to go elsewhere?”

He added it up for a bit.

“I can get half of this. It’ll cost about…” Grever paused, looking at me closely. “15,000.”

That was about what I was figuring, so I was happy with that number.

“If you can get me half I can get you 15K.”

“When?” he asked.

“Right now.” I took out a token with 30,000 as proof.

“Don’t move,” I heard a voice say behind me.

I turned around. There was a shivering junkie standing there holding a pistol pointed at me. A big pistol. His eyes were screwed up, his hair a mess, and he had the blotchy, wrecked skin of someone who had done a whole lot of drugs in his life.

I really didn’t need this.

“Crayv, man, put that away. This guy is buying,” Grever yelled at him.

“Shut up. Shut up. You, give me that token. Give it here!”

I looked at Grever. This was his apartment.

“Crayv, what are you doing? This guy is Hank. You know like from The News.”

“I-I don’t care who he is, h-he’s going to be dead if he doesn’t throw that token over here.” His voice was high-pitched and stuttering. I saw there was no negotiating with him.

“Is this guy a friend of yours?” I asked Grever.

“He was just smoking out in the back. Ain’t no friend, man,” Grever answered nervously. He put his hands up as if to completely disassociate himself.

“I’m talking to you!” the junkie screamed.

“You know him though, right?”

“Do what you got to do, man,” Grever said.

I apparently wasn’t getting anywhere with either of them. I took out my four-barreled shotgun from under my coat.

It was an intimidating weapon for sure. I had the top two barrels loaded with very tiny steel pellets about the diameter of sand. Since the barrels were cut so short, I was basically blasting…well, anything unfortunate enough to be in the general direction I was aiming, within thirty feet. Those shots weren’t lethal unless I fired point blank.

The bottom two barrels I loaded with buckshot. So the first two shots were to slow them down and convince them to reconsider whatever actions made me fire. The next two shots were to cut them in half if they didn’t listen. I only carried eight shots, including the four in the gun. Most fights were usually over before then.

Seeing four shotgun barrels pointed at him from ten feet away convinced the junkie it was a judicious time to shoot me. Or shoot at me anyway.

I actually looked behind me to see where he missed because I heard the pang against the metal wall. If I had stood on a ladder and jumped to the side, that shot might have hit me.

“Hey, you idiot,” Grever yelled at him as he dove for cover.

I walked forward and the junkie shot me in the right shoulder. It hurt. A lot. I reached out with my left hand and grabbed him by the wrist holding the pistol. I pulled his arm to the side. I then stepped on his feet and that’s what really caused him pain—I was not a light guy.

“So do you know him or not?” I asked Grever again.

“Hey, it’s your call. I’m not even here,” he said hurriedly.

I rolled my eyes. The junkie was struggling with me but there was no way he was going to push me off his toes. I could barely push myself.

On one hand, this guy was obviously high. On the other, I can’t have people shooting me without repercussions. Grever had known me by reputation. When I leave here, he’s going to tell people what happened and that’s going to affect me from then on.

I lifted my shotgun high and brought it down on the junkie’s head like a hammer.

I wanted to make some bold pronouncement, some tough speech, but I think I would be the only person who heard it. The junkie was crying on the carpet, holding his bleeding scalp, and Grever was so checked out of the situation he was practically at another space station.

I picked up the junkie’s pistol and walked over to Grever, who was in his kitchen eating—or pretending to be eating.

“Grever. When can you have the stuff?”

It took him a moment to come back to reality.

“Hmm? Oh, um, how about a couple days?”

“I can give you an extra thousand if you can get it in ten hours,” I said.

He thought about that hard.

“I can try.”

“Alright, I’ll be back then.” I realized I was talking to him holding the shotgun and pistol while a man moaned in the other room. I thought it was actually a good image to leave Grever with.

I put the shotgun away and walked outside still carrying the pistol. I don’t know why I took it, but at least it was some small payback.

I was thinking of where I had to be next when I heard someone a block away yell to me in a friendly voice.

“You starting trouble or finishing it, Hank?” It was Ioshiyn, coming up the sidewalk. He was an enforcer, not sure which boss he currently worked for. Nice guy.

I looked down at the pistol still in my hand.

“Hey Ioshiyn, you want to buy this?”

“Does it work?”

“Just shot me,” I said, showing my shoulder.

He stared at the hole and the scorch marks, impressed.

“Is that a Trestler?”

“I think it’s a copy. But looks like the same design. I figure it’s worth 200. I’ll sell it to you for fifty.”

“Fifty? You sure?” he asked. I handed it to him and he checked it out. I could see I had a sale. I pulled my tele out with a smile. He took some time but finally passed the credits to me.

“Enjoy it,” I said, leaving.

“Thanks. Hey, what do you think of things? Is there really a turf war coming?”

I shrugged and then absently caressed my sore shoulder.

Ioshiyn nodded darkly as if I had somehow spoken volumes.

CHAPTER 7

I had to go to the bathroom so I walked to a nearby restaurant to make use of the facilities. On my way I noticed two smoke trails high above the city. Had something broken in the station’s latticework? It wouldn’t be the first time. I just hoped I got a chance to relieve myself before being sucked into space.

At the restaurant I read the latest edition of The News. Rendrae was stoking the fires with headlines like “What Will You Need for the Coming Business Disputes.”

I went outside and looked up, but the smoke trails were gone.

Back in Deadsouth I attempted to patch together the rest of my drug load. I gave up trying to get the other half all in one go and just grabbed what I could from individuals.

The prices were higher taking it piecemeal and I had to deal with a plethora of trembling, bug-eyed dealers, but at least I was making progress.

I was literally carrying around a knapsack filled with about fifty pounds of narcotics when I got a tele from Garm.

“Hank, I need you to get here now!” she yelled.

“I’m working,” I said. The drug dealer I was currently negotiating with took a peek at my tele screen and about spontaneously combusted when he realized I was speaking to the Adjunct Overwatch in his apartment.

“This is absolutely serious, Hank. Hurry.” She cut off and I was left to ponder. Though generally a calm cookie, she could get overly excited. I figured the gang war had started someplace and I was going to have to get involved.

It was almost a straight shot north on the train to the administration buildings of City Hall. After a quick transfer I was walking into Garm’s unglamorous military headquarters.

City Hall was constructed back in Belvaille’s early days when the space station had a dignified purpose. The building had twisting spires and golden frescoes of valiant space pioneers. It was the only non-rectangular building in the whole city and really stood out.

I got buzzed past the various checkpoints and noticed all the soldiers were standing alert and looked worried. Must be a big fight somewhere. Probably full-scale conflict. I sighed.

Carrying my drugs, I was finally waved into Garm’s office.

“What took you so long?” she asked me angrily as she closed the door.

Garm had tried to make her office unattractive in case any officials visited, but there were still a few designer chairs and luxury items here and there. She just couldn’t help herself.

“What’s going on?” I asked, already knowing the answer.

“Watch this. It’s from a few hours ago.”

Garm was nervous. Sweating. Something had her stirred up and that got my attention. She played a video.

“Is that station check-in?” I asked.

“Yeah.” Garm chewed her fingernails absently. I put my bag down and focused on the video. People and cargo needed to check into Belvaille like anyplace else. Though we generally didn’t mind what they brought as long as it wasn’t too bizarre.

“Watch this guy coming up,” Garm said.

A man on the video approached the check. He was scanned. The scan showed—

“Is,” I began lamely, “that a robot?”

The guard at the checkpoint was confused too.

“Um,” he said. Then he got blasted to pieces. The robot had revealed some kind of heavy cannon held by or attached to its arm. An explosion of flame and smoke erupted and the video went dead.

“There are two of them. They flew away into the city. Some kind of jet packs.”

“Robots?” I asked again.

“We think. We don’t know. But they killed every single person at that checkpoint. Over twenty people, including three security personnel.”

“What would Dredel Led be doing here?”

“We don’t know who they are,” Garm said. “They’re robots and they killed a lot of people. That’s all we got.”

This was just totally unbelievable. I played back the video. He looked like a normal Colmarian, though that in itself was somewhat of an oxymoron.

The Dredel Led really were a scary concept, the bad guys for every work of fiction.

I’m not even sure what our real interaction was with their empire versus what was just hyperbole. I don’t think Colmarians had had any contact with them in millennia at least. Colmarian space adjoined theirs in some areas, but we adjoined just about everyone. And Belvaille was nowhere near them.

Real information on them was scant. They were robots. They had really advanced technology. They kept to themselves. Unlike the other races, you couldn’t say what a Dredel Led looked like. They could look like anything, right? I mean they were machines. Because of our wars with them ages ago, certain technology was now forbidden in the Colmarian Confederation.

“I’m hereby deputizing you, Hank,” Garm said.

“Uh, deputization denied,” I countered. “I’m not the military.”

“How many times did I offer you?”

“I don’t want to be in the military. And what can I possibly do to help? I can’t fight a flying robot.”

“Hank, I sent word we’ve been attacked. It will be a week before they even get that message. It will be at least a month before they can send anyone here. Are you willing to let those things run wild for a month? There are 100,000 people on this station.”

“A million.”

“What?”

“There’s a million people on Belvaille, right?” I asked.

Garm looked momentarily confused and annoyed.

“No. Where’d you get that idea? There are just under 100,000 here. But still, every one of them is in danger. Those things obviously don’t mind killing people.”

“You’ve got that big gun, can’t you use that?” I asked.

“That’s an artillery piece, it’s for knocking down buildings.”

“Then why do you have it?”

“For knocking down buildings! Look, if you can get one to stand still for thirty minutes while we set it up, we can use it, otherwise it’s no go.”

“You think my shotgun is going to do anything to that,” I said, pointing at the video.

“No, but your Ontakian pistol will.”

I stared at Garm, gobsmacked. It never occurred to me that she believed in it too.

“You’re kidding. I’ve never even fired this stupid thing,” I said, taking it out of its holster. “It probably hasn’t been shot in a thousand years. It’s either going to not do anything or blow off my face.”

“But at least it’s something.”

“You’re not getting it, I’ve never used it. I don’t know what it is. It’s just a green light. I scare people with it.”

“Well that’s like those robots. Don’t think of them as children’s stories, sneaking around at night or killing your parents and living in their skin. They’re just targets like anyone else you’ve fought.”

“No,” I said, disagreeing with her logic. “My pistol has never killed twenty people in one shot and flown through the sky. Those Dredel Led are exactly the same as the children’s stories.”

“Just try the pistol. We don’t have any other ideas.”

“It’s my great-great-great-grandfather’s and all I have left of my history.”

“Hank, we have to do something.”

I looked down at my pistol and clicked on the power. There was that reassuring glow. That deep hum.

Garm stood close to me, her firm hand on my shoulder.

“Hank, this is real. You know me, I don’t care about a whole lot of things a whole lot. But Dredel Led haven’t been seen in Colmarian space in…I don’t know how long. This could be a real invasion for all we know. We’re Colmarians, damn it.”

I hated to admit it, but Garm was right. We all talked trash about our great society. It was an easy target, what with it sucking in just about every conceivable way. But I think under all the gruff, every Colmarian was fiercely nationalistic and ready to cause as much havoc as possible if it meant protecting our backwards, incompetent system.

“Alright,” I said. “This is probably better than a gang war, anyways.”

CHAPTER 8

Garm had mobilized her troops. I had never seen so many soldiers before, not even during the times we had riots. Everyone was as armed and armored as possible. However, I did not feel very safe as none of them looked even marginally confident.

I stood back a ways from Garm as she organized this army and issued orders. She really did know how to get stuff done. What they were going to do when they ran into a combat robot was anyone’s guess.

“Garm, you need to contact all the bosses. Tell them what’s up. There’s still a war brewing,” I said to her.

“You do that. They’ll take it a lot better from you. They’ll think I have ulterior motives.”

“I’ll make some calls,” I said, and left.

Garm hadn’t told me how much info I could or couldn’t give, but I figured I was going to have to tell the bosses something.

First, I teled Rendrae. I told him everything. Dredel Led. Twenty dead. He didn’t believe me for quite some time. Enough time that I began yelling at him, because I had a lot more folks to call and I couldn’t spend thirty minutes on each one. I enlisted his help to spread the word. I even told him to go to the check-in and look at the damage. He was an intrepid enough reporter I knew he would.

The bosses differed. You could see each individual’s personality shining through. Some were ready to commit their men to the effort and asked what assistance they could lend. Others were only into protecting their own interests. Still others simply thought I was lying. That I was on the take from someone and this was some convoluted master plan.

I didn’t talk too long to that last bunch. But what I did do was contact some of the guys who worked for them and passed along the word and told them to do the same. I sent out a broadcast tele to everyone I knew, which is quite a few people. I explained it as succinctly as possible and closed with the advice: stay inside, tele if you see anything.

I went back to Garm and saw most of the soldiers had dispersed. I watched her appreciatively. Takes a special kind of woman, or anyone for that matter, to be able to switch gears so quickly between crook and savior.

When she was done, she didn’t even look tired, and I was tired just having seen her.

“Before we go, Hank, I need you to understand what we’re facing.”

“Dredel Led,” I said gravely.

“Right, and you’re bulletproof. But look at this.” She dropped a heavy square of metal at my feet. It was bent and scorched.

“Do you think your skin is that thick?” she asked.

“As thick as that metal? No, of course not.”

“Well, that’s what those robots did to it. We removed that from the side of one of the buildings.”

“What’s your point?” I asked.

“Hank, you need to duck if you see those things.”

“Duck? Like what do you mean?”

Garm heaved a deep sigh. She then reached for the gun on her thigh, pulled it out, and aimed it at my face.

“See?” she said, alarmed.

“What?”

“You didn’t even flinch.”

“I know you’re not going to shoot me.”

She put the gun down.

“That doesn’t matter. If I did that to anyone else, they would at least move out of the way. You’ve spent your whole life not having to look both ways before crossing the street, or worrying about touching a plate that’s too hot. I don’t think you know how to protect yourself.”

I blinked a bit, then slowly squatted down.

“Like this? I mean, I’m not sure what you’re getting at,” I said.

“Hank, if you play this like you’re doing a street fight with some Belvaille thugs, they’ll shoot you with the”—she pointed to the injured metal on the ground—“gun that did that. And you’ll die. Then I’ll have to hire your replacement. And you’re one of the only contractors on Belvaille who even loosely understands the concept of hygiene.”

“Don’t get mushy. So what do you want me to do then? I can’t get lightweight all of a sudden.”

“Just, stand behind cover. Peek around corners.”

“You’re kidding,” I stated.

“They can’t shoot through the walls. We already know that, Hank. Think like someone who isn’t a mutant for once.”

I frankly didn’t know how I was going to do this. Carry corners around with me? I mean I was going to have to be in front of them sometime, right? Or how else would we fight? And couldn’t they just walk around the corner? Or even fly? I was too slow to be sneaky.

I just nodded my head.

“So when are we leaving?” I asked.

“When we find them, I’m setting up patrols.”

“Do I wait here? I have jobs to do. Paying jobs.”

She gave me a mean look but relented.

“No, you can go. But if I call you you’d better get here in five minutes. Not Hank-speed.”

“Fine.”

CHAPTER 9

I took a catnap to clear my head and moseyed back to my trusty drug dealer Grever Treest. Invasion or not, I still had an assignment and I was holding a lot of floppy-ears’ money.

Grever was, if possible, more edgy than he had previously been.

I figured out why soon enough when he let me inside and the first thing he asked me about was the Dredel Led. It seems Rendrae had released an “Extra” of The News and it was entirely about our robot friends. He also pulled out all the stops and somehow had a potpourri of data regarding Colmarians’ previous encounters with the race.

I was surprised to read that the Dredel Led were the catalyst for Colmarian mutation experiments.

It seems every empire at some point or other takes a shot at the Colmarian Confederation. It’s like a right of passage. But when the Dredel Led came knocking we didn’t have super weapons, or vast resources, or exotic alien physiology, or the overwhelming efficiency that comes from being ruled by just a handful of species. What we did have was the largest amount of biodiversity times a zillion.

So we started cobbling all that together in an attempt to create mutations. Now everyone is subjected to it. Mutants are basically organic landmines that make it harder for us to be conquered.

So that was our great strategy: make it simply not cost-effective to try to invade us.

I knew why we did mutations. I just didn’t know it was the Dredel Led that made us start. Rendrae mentioned the fact that we were losing a war against them and that’s what made us take the plunge into tinkering with our own population. I suppose at the time it was a pretty radical idea, but we’ve been doing it for so long now, it’s just the way it is.

Anyway, after reading that, I found the second reason why Grever Treest was so antsy. He took me into his bedroom and his entire bed was covered in drugs. It was the largest flat surface he could find.

He began detailing all the things he had scored.

“This one isn’t Blue Horizon, but it’s got kind of the same effect. I got four samples of your L-joccaine. This one has more of a mild burn. This is strong, but short in duration. The other two are solid, but kind of lighter, more of a haze than a blaze, you know?”

Grever spoke with encyclopedic knowledge about each and every drug, but all I could see was that I had totally screwed up.

I had stupidly assumed that when he said he would get half of the list, he was literally going to go down and get half of each individual drug. So when I went out trying to fill the rest of it, I bought the remaining half, or as close as I could.

So what I was looking at was basically 150% of some drugs and 0% of others. Some were replaced with completely different drugs and some were “almost” the same.

I didn’t know how drug deals worked intimately, but I figured I had accomplished about a third of what I was supposed to using all the money I was given, less about seven grand. If it was any other kind of transaction, it would be a total botch. I was just hoping this was how drug deals always worked.

I could see Jyen being really pissed and not paying me. I mean the only good thing was that I already got the money for it and at least nothing would come out of my pocket. If she was only interested in those exact drugs in those exact quantities…well, I could tell her to file a claim with Garm.

Grever was still speaking rhapsodically about the literal mound of narcotics in front of us.

“…this one will knock you flat, but don’t mix it with this or it might stop your heart. Ah, one of my favorites is this Oranium, which was crazy hard to find. I have this buddy who just—”

“Hey,” I interrupted. “Can you write all this down? I’m not going to remember any of it. And you need to put what amount you got. Oh, and we need to add it all up with my stuff.”

I took out my bag of drugs and laid it on the bed. Grever was momentarily at a loss.

“Write it down? Yeah. I mean, I guess.”

“Do you think my buyer is going to care that I didn’t fill the list specifically? I mean all this stuff is way different.”

“Nah. This is hot material. I pulled out all the stops for you, Hank. No one’s going to be upset when they see this,” he said, spreading out his arms almost angelically over his bed.

We tallied up the haul as Grever made copious comments on every article. He was writing a paragraph on every little drug and I realized we weren’t going to get out of here for days, so I limited him to one sentence apiece.

As soon as we came to any of the drugs I had bought he became instantly derogatory. My stuff was junk. Feeble. It was old. Cut. Probably half-strength at best. I’d overpaid. He wanted to make it clear in the notes which drugs had been provided by him and which were the ones I had procured.

It took several hours but we got it all down.

I wasn’t exactly sure what to do next. The shyster in me wanted to just throw it all in a very large box, as it was probably exceeding several hundred pounds at this point, and drop it on Jyen without the cheat sheet.

She’d have a hard time knowing the lousy state of affairs if it was all piled up. As I was battling with that moral quandary I realized I didn’t have any way of carrying it all, jumbled or not.

We finally had to take several bedsheets and cinch up the corners, and I could lift it like a sack over my shoulder.

I transferred the credits to Grever as agreed. He gave me three different teles I could reach him at if I happened to want some drugs in the future. He was certainly a happy guy for doing business with me. I figure I gave him maybe four to six months of work practically overnight.

Not only that, but he’s likely got wholesale connections so what I could buy for ten grand he could probably get for half that, so he just pocketed a whole lot of credits.

As I was hunching my way down the street to the train with this bag on my back, Grever was practically blowing kisses to see me off. He’d held up his end I think as well as anyone could, I just wasn’t looking forward to speaking with Jyen.

The train was empty. I think The News and general word about town had everyone thoroughly spooked. And to think just a few days back people were on edge about a possible gang war. Seemed like a decade ago and almost quaint in a twisted way.

At home I had not even taken off my shoes when someone was at the door. I had been getting teles like mad for days, but I had been ignoring them.

I figured someone had gotten up the nerve to come for a face-to-face about the Dredel Led. Though I couldn’t tell them anything that Rendrae hadn’t already printed.

I opened the door and it was Jyen. All blue-skinned and big-eared and adorable.

“Ah,” I said. “Come in.”

I was still tired, but better to get this over with as soon as possible. I had some real concerns without this hanging over me.

She remained outside.

“Do you have what I asked you to get?”

“Well, I have this giant rucksack of drugs, but the exact contents aren’t, you know, precisely what your list detailed.” I fumbled with my tele. “I’ve got the specifics here, I can transfer the info.”

“Could you drop them off, please?”

I knew I wasn’t in any place to argue, but some odd thing in me made me say: “Is this going to take long?”

“No,” she said with a bright smile.

I stepped back inside and heaved the drugs over my shoulder and headed out. Jyen seemed a bit startled when I came out.

“That’s it?” she asked, pointing to the bag.

It was one of those times again when we were on different wavelengths. I immediately thought she was asking essentially, “Is that small amount all that constitutes my drug purchase?” As if I should have come out dragging a transport ship. Or maybe a destroyer.

“Yes. Yes, this is it,” I answered sarcastically.

“Oh, it just seems like a lot. Can you carry that okay?”

My attitude brightened. If she was expecting less, then maybe this won’t turn out so rotten. Maybe I can make up in quantity what I was lacking in everything else.

“No, it’s fine.”

She led the way and to my surprise, she literally entered the apartment building directly across the street from mine. I suppose that’s how she knew I was home. She must spend her time staring out the window, checking for her drugs.

We headed up a few flights, mostly because I was following her. I normally would have taken the elevator. I don’t like stairs much. Going up stairs I’m positively glacial, especially when carrying an unwieldy storehouse of narcotics.

We came to her place and she opened the door.

The apartment was completely unfurnished. Looked unlived in. Except for the druggie sitting on the bare metal floor against the wall.

“Hank, this is my brother,” Jyen said, pointing.

I didn’t really care. Yeah it was unusual for someone who was maybe 5’2” with electric blue skin and practically tentacle-like ears to say she was related to a 6-foot lanky man with pale skin, an oddly misshapen face, and from what I could tell under an unkempt mass of scraggly hair, normal-sized ears. But it was simply none of my business.

What was apparent, though, was that all these drugs were for him. If anyone on Belvaille was an addict, it was this guy. His fingernails were long and yellow and almost beastly, and they picked at his uneven face with an insect-like rhythm.

“Where do you want this?” I asked, looking around. But there was no difference between here and there, as there was no furniture. So I just put it on the ground.

The junkie immediately moved closer. He could probably tell what kind of drugs they were just from the sound they made when they were laid on the floor.

“Jyonal, this is Hank. He’s the one who’s helping us,” Jyen said somewhat maternally.

I wasn’t sure how much I was “helping” them, unless they had an incalculable fear of living long lives and being aware of their surroundings.

“So,” I began uneasily, “I’ve got these notes on the drugs.”

Jyonal scurried over and untied the sheets with his skinny fingers. He spread out the drugs and his mouth opened in what approximated awe. He brushed his hands over them, turning this and that, lifting some, smelling others. It was almost animalistic.

He then grabbed one that particularly caught his eye. He looked at me and reached out and took my hand in his. I don’t have much of a sense of touch in my palms, but his skin felt rough and flaky. He then sprinted out of sight into one of the other rooms.

“Yeah. So about the payment and such. I didn’t make the time we agreed on, I know. And I didn’t quite—”

“Are there really Dredel Led on the station?” Jyen interrupted.

“What? Uh, yes. I mean I didn’t see them personally, but I saw a video. We have people looking for them.”

“Have they ever been here before?”

“Not to my knowledge. I mean, I don’t think they’ve been anywhere in Colmarian space, right? Not for a long time. But about the drugs.”

She looked down at the pile for the first time.

“We said twenty thousand? Or was it thirty?”

I didn’t know if she was testing me or was really this forgetful about money. But that seemed unlikely. No one is that absentminded. Not about credits.

“It’s ten thousand. I didn’t get it to you in 24 hours. Not even sure if it was 48 hours, I’ve been on a weird schedule lately, what with the robots and all.”

“Oh,” she said casually, like she was perfectly okay with giving me thirty grand for this mess of drugs she didn’t ask for.

“So then ten thousand?” She walked to a neat little section of belongings at the other side of the room and took out her tele.

“Actually, it’s just three thousand. I still have seven left over from buying.”

I don’t know. Maybe she needs the money more than me. For upcoming funeral expenses if nothing else. Or to buy a chair for this apartment.

Jyen looked back at me with an inscrutable expression. She started to beam me the credits when the building began to shake.

This was a space station. With metal buildings. Protected by all manner of shielding and engineering wizardry. Nothing shook here. Ever.

“Hey! Did you feel that?” I asked.

It was a completely foreign sensation, like being incredibly drunk yet with a clear head. And then I looked at the walls and they were bending. Warping, but not shattering or cracking like logic said they should. Maybe I didn’t have a clear head.

My first thought was that the Dredel Led were doing something. But when I saw the walls, I figured that some drugs must have somehow seeped into me or I had accidentally inhaled their fumes. Who knows what broke apart or came undone while I was carrying them? But I felt fine. I could see normally. My skull, when I shook it, did not feel clouded. I wished I had paid more attention to Grever’s drug talk so I could ascertain what I had absorbed.

And just as abruptly as the swaying and shaking started, it was over. Completely. I patted the cold metal wall next to me and it was as solid as ever.

I looked down at the drugs and they were still there. But Jyen was gone. Was I high? Had I simply imagined a blue lady, and if so, what was the psychological significance of me giving her such oversized ears?

No, she was real. My tele registered the new three grand. I left the apartment and briefly considered the elevator, but decided on the stairs.

CHAPTER 10

I woke up to Garm at my front door. Sucks having a friend who doesn’t need to sleep.

“What?” I asked, resting my head against the door, my eyes shut.

She pushed past me and came inside.

“What do you mean, ‘what’? Didn’t you feel that this morning? It was like the whole station was going to break apart.”

“You felt it too? I thought I was going crazy.”

I went to my kitchen for something to eat. I found some packets of rations, a real space station staple from the early days. We had decent food now, but I had eaten rations for so many years I was used to them.

As I chewed, Garm paced around, agitated.

“They’re out there,” she said. “The Dredel Led. One of the techs, one of the old-timers, was looking through our computer systems and said someone broke in.”

“Could it be one of the bosses snooping around?”

“Why would a boss want access to our facilities? Besides, he could trace where the access point was. It was out west. No one’s going to be out there. Not with what was printed in The News. People are scared to walk outside, let alone the 220th block.”

Western Belvaille had been dark for decades. It was just too much hassle keeping utilities functioning across a sparsely populated city. When people left the space station after the Portals were closed, those folks that remained were forced to move east.

“I didn’t even know the street numbers went that high. Well, what do you want to do?” I asked.

“I want to go out there. They must have done something to cause that shaking.”

“Now?”

“Yes, now. Do you want to wait a week? We might not be around that long. We tracked the break-in.”

“Alright,” I said with little enthusiasm.

A hot shower would have done me a world of good, but I changed my clothes, grabbed my guns, and walked to the door where Garm was waiting impatiently.

Garm and I were in the back of one car with a driver up front. The rest of her soldiers were in a separate vehicle. The car was spacious, with tinted glass, had six wheels. I think Garm had “commandeered” it long ago from a gang boss for some made up fraction. The other car was more functional and about half the length. I continued to eat my rations as we drove past apartment buildings.

“I wonder what parents tell their children in situations like this,” I said dreamily.

“I told my son to sit tight and not let his daughter go to school.”

I turned to stare at Garm.

“You have a son? Belvaille has schools?”

“You didn’t know that?”

This was like someone suddenly telling me that in actuality I was a twelve-year-old girl with pigtails and gap teeth.

“Who’s he work for?” I asked.

“Threezo-threez Finance. He’s an accounts payable clerk.”

“Here?”

I just couldn’t see any spawn of Garm being anything but some rough go-getter. I figured a junior gang leader at least.

“Not everyone on the station does illegal work. We have plenty of decent folks.”

“Yeah, I know that,” I said quickly.

“My son is just a nice kid with a good family. Though I told him he could do a lot better. The pay is good.”

“So you’re a grandmother too?”

Garm was now aggravated, her lips pressed so tight I thought they might burst into flames.

“Yes! Just because you’re anti-attachment…”

“What are you talking about? I have attachments. I know half the people on this station.”

“Half the felons, maybe. But as long as you’ve been here I bet there’s not more than a handful who even know where you came from.”

The car moved smoothly along, the hum from its engine a constant.

“I lost a daughter once, too. Bet you didn’t know that,” she said.

She gave a small shrug, not dismissive or uncaring, just something to do with her shoulders as she gazed at the empty streets.

This was a sorry topic of conversation. It never would have occurred to me in a million years she was a grandma with a sad past. Not that that carried any significance. It’s not like she wasn’t Garm because of it.

But a clerk? Really?

We came to the block that had been tracked and everyone got out of the cars. The soldiers were taut, their heads swiveling every which way as if they were trying to wrench them off their bodies. They had on bulky, padded armor connected by cords and topped with a hard shell. I’m sure it would protect great against rocks or debris hurled in a riot, but a Dredel Led seemed likely to laugh at it.

While there were small red emergency lights here and there, and the latticework shed some light in this direction, it was fairly dark for the most part.

I took the point and walked to the…I don’t know what you call it. I guess they’re all over the station, but it’s just one of those things you don’t pay any attention to. They’re maybe four foot tall cylinders a foot in diameter, spaced out along the sidewalk every few blocks.

This one in particular had been opened. Inside it showed all kinds of circuitry and cabling. I looked closely at it as the soldiers made a perimeter around us.

“This is where the Dredel Led tapped in,” Garm whispered.

“Should I put the cover back on it?” I asked her, not having any better ideas.

She made a series of hand gestures to her men. One squad headed off the way we came, guns at the ready. The rest fell in line behind me.

She then pointed at me and then pointed down the road.

I went to the center of the street and began to walk. It seemed fairly pointless to me since there was clearly no one around. Did she expect the robots to crack open the panel, do their tinkering, and then take a break up the street?

We scouted for a good hour. I know, because I was checking my tele. I ate some of the leftover rations I had in my pocket. These things were so good. They didn’t even make you thirsty.

“Okay, Hank, let’s call it,” Garm said finally.

Everyone relaxed and we turned and headed back towards the cars. Just then I heard what sounded like a combination whistle and deep roiling. That wasn’t so unusual as much as its point of origin, which was above me.

I looked up in time to see an object fall at what must have been fifty miles an hour right in front of me. It hit the ground, bent its knees and back to absorb the impact, and immediately stood up straight.

It was a Dredel Led.

I could tell it was a robot. Not because I recognized it from the video, but because there was something just not right about it. Colmarians can look pretty different in a lot of ways—clubfoots, clawed hands, faces of every imaginable type—but this thing was just off. Like how little kids draw people with coloring sticks. Eyes were uneven, hair was a scraggly mess, nose and mouth weren’t aligned. It had three joints in its left arm instead of a single elbow, and had way too many fingers on both hands. Its clothes were also off. It wore a big boot on one foot, a sandal on the other, bright shorts that hung past the knee and a puffy winter coat with fur trim cut off at the shoulders.

“Hank!” I heard Garm say from somewhere behind me.

I looked back and saw nothing. Where’d they all go?

The robot was standing maybe ten feet ahead.

“Eat suck, suckface!”

I pulled out my shotgun and aimed. The gun has two triggers. The first one fires the top two barrels, left to right. The second fires the bottom the same way.

I pulled both triggers at the same time, which was something I’d never done before. About 200 foot-pounds of recoil hit me and the gun twisted to the side, but I held on. I jerked it back and pulled both triggers again.

So in a blink I launched eight ounces of metal at nearly 1,500 feet per second at this thing.

Other than the smoke, the bangs, and the fact I’d ruined its jacket, there was no discernible evidence that I had done anything at all.

Standing alone in the middle of the street facing a malevolent fairy tale…I ducked.

The Dredel Led made some movement, I heard a noise, saw a brief light; then I saw the superstructure above, then I saw a building, then I saw the road, then I saw another building. And I thought: “This is weird.”

Then I saw nothing and tasted blood. I was pretty sure it was mine.

Your body is good at telling you stuff to do and most times you should listen. It tells you when to eat. It tells you when you should go to sleep. It tells you when you’re doing something painful and to quit it. It tells you when you’re afraid and you should run like hell.

My body was telling me—screaming at me—to shut down and hope whatever unfortunate thing was going on would pass me by. I felt a dark cloud enveloping me. But it was a good cloud. It took away the pain and made me feel warm and pleasant.

No.

I didn’t want to feel warm and pleasant. I didn’t want to forget what was happening. I wanted to be neck deep in it. I’m too stupid to lie down. You’re going to have to make me!

I climbed up out of the pit that was my mind and opened my eyes to a bright reality of anguish. I found myself on the ground, propped against the side of a building and the sidewalk, my arms and legs splayed outward. My whole body shrieked like grinding metal as I slowly righted myself and tried to comprehend my environment.

There was gunfire. Lots of it. I couldn’t quite place who or what was firing and where they were. I heard some muffled, urgent noise and realized it was Garm yelling at me a foot away from my face.

“Hank, get up,” she was saying.

I somehow managed to climb to my feet and I took in what was going on.

There were soldiers lying on the ground. Two were firing from the doorways of buildings. The robot hadn’t moved. Or at least not very far, I couldn’t be sure where we had started at this point.

The Dredel Led looked over at one of the soldiers. It then used its legs to brace itself and raised its right arm, which most definitely had some kind of barrel on the side of it. It fired what I presume it had shot at me. A white blob of light sped out and exploded in the doorway. The impact was enough that I was sure the soldier was either gravely injured or dead.

The cannon itself had a recoil and exhaust only a robot could withstand. You’d never put a weapon like that in the hands of something biological, it would kill you trying to wield it.

The robot then twisted itself and fired at the last soldier, hitting the wall in front of where he’d been hiding.

And then the Dredel Led began walking towards Garm and me.

Garm fired with her pistol, the gun booming with each shot, but other than some dull pangs from the impacts, it had no effect.

My brain was still trying to get in gear after being slammed against the side of my cranium. I was standing there dazed as the robot moved closer. I saw the soldiers had shot off much of the ugly prosthetics that had once been its body, revealing a bright silver material underneath.

Dumbly. Out of habit, if nothing else, I reached into my jacket, found my Ontakian pistol was still there, pulled it out, and powered it on. I was going to blow myself up before I let this robot do it.

And whoosh. He took off into the sky.

I looked up, waiting for him to land behind me. Or land on me. But I could see his contrail streaking off into the distance where the darkness swallowed it.

“Huh?” I said astutely.

“See? They’re scared of that gun,” Garm said. Then she ran off to check on her men.

I stared at my pistol. I was too numb from adrenaline to feel its hum vibrating my innards, but its piercing green glow felt like a gentle fireplace providing shelter.

Garm was communicating with her base and I was looking around for a good place to take a nap when she rushed over.

“We got a bead on it. A building a mile from here was accessed and nothing has come out. It’s in the direction that thing flew. Let’s go.”

“What?” I looked around at the carnage. I couldn’t believe she wanted to repeat this, except with fewer people.

“We have the upper hand now, Hank.”

“How so?”

I could see she was exasperated at my slowness.

“It ran from your pistol. It’s afraid of it. So that means you can kill it.”

“Or. It ran because it was bored. Or because it knew my pistol would explode if I fired it. Which is what happened when anyone else tried to use Ontakian guns.”

“How do you know? Were you some Ontakian weapon scientist before you came to Belvaille?”

“No. I-I heard it somewhere,” I said unconvincingly.

“Come on!” she yelled, pulling my arm.

I was far too heavy to be pushed or pulled around, but I allowed myself to be taken to the car. Two soldiers were injured, unable to help us. The two on the ground were dead.

Before I got into the car, I threw up. I paused a moment looking down at my sick. There were my rations mixed with blood. Now I was hungry again.

Putting me in the car was probably a bad idea. I was comfortable. My head immediately drooped to my chest and I was 100% ready to go to sleep.

Garm kept berating me and hitting me and otherwise being an effective alarm clock.

After a very short ride we stopped.

“This is it. Building on the right. Third floor. Number seven,” she said.

We got out of the vehicle and my body was unbelievably stiff. Like premature rigor mortis had set in.

I scuffled my way to the building, Garm’s hand on the middle of my back, pushing. I took out my pistol but didn’t turn it on. I wasn’t sure where my shotgun was, not that it mattered.

Without thinking, I emptied my four other shotgun shells onto the floor as we entered the building, since I didn’t need them. They made a bit of clacking and Garm shushed me. Not sure why I dropped them, but I probably had at least a mild concussion.

I really, unbelievably, wanted to take the elevator, but Garm made me use the stairs. I think she regretted it about a half flight up, when I had to put away my pistol and drag myself up by the railing.

My body was trying to shut down, the adrenaline long gone. Also, my heightened regeneration takes energy. It’s like when you have an illness that puts you in bed so you can devote all your resources to fighting what’s ailing you.

My mouth hung open and I was gulping in air as we reached the top of the first flight. Garm relented and we took the elevator to the 3rd floor. It gave me a chance to catch my breath and I took my pistol back out as I leaned against the wall.

“Do we have a plan?” I asked her.

“Shoot it until it dies.”

We exited the elevator, Garm poking her head out military-style to see if it was clear first, while I just fumbled on out.

We came to apartment seven and for a moment I thought of knocking. Garm was obviously waiting for me.

I manipulated the handle and pushed in the door and entered.

It was pitch-black inside. Of course. No one had thought to turn on the lighting inside the apartments. There was only basic electricity in this part of the city. Only the vague illumination from the hallway helped and that didn’t cover any of the back rooms.

Garm followed me in with her pistol drawn.

I was trying to get my eyes to adjust. It was ridiculous thinking I could fight this thing at all, but trying to do it in the dark was suicide.

“Hank. Turn on the gun,” Garm whispered.

Oh, yeah. I flipped on the power and the green glow burst across the empty room. Empty except for the Dredel Led squatting in the corner looking at us.

It stood up and I saw its arm moving. That was the arm that held its cannon.

I raised my pistol and pulled the trigger.

Green.

All I saw was a green of unbelievable intensity. It was all-consuming. Everything was green.

I’m not sure how long this lasted—seconds, minutes, hours. I still saw green, but I also heard some indistinct sound. My head slowly cleared and I saw the sound was coming from Garm, who was screaming and writhing on the ground.

I still saw green and it was because my pants were on fire and the flames were of that color. I was sitting down. I looked at my burning pants for a moment and realized my legs were in them and I might want to put out the blaze.

Putting my pistol to the side I patted at them, and then finally got on my stomach to smother the flames.

When I stood up, I was about to help Garm when I realized there was a lot more light than before. There was a hole in the wall. In fact, the whole corner the Dredel Led had been in was gone, as was the robot itself.

Garm stumbled into me.

“I can’t see. I can’t see. Is that you, Hank?”

“Yeah.”

I held her and walked cautiously to the hole. I could feel Garm walking better. She was moving her head around now, blinking and rubbing her eyes.

“Look,” she said.

I looked down to where she was pointing. There was the start of what looked like a metal foot, with the rest melted and fused to the floor.

We stood at the edge of the apartment. We were exposed to the air of the city by a brand new, circular, eight-foot hole, the sides of which were still smoldering hot. Straight ahead from us I saw a similar hole in the opposite building. In the far distance through that structure, I could see yet another hole. If there were more, I could not tell, as it was too dark in this part of the city, even with the molten perforations shining like red rings.

“I’m not paying for this,” I said.

CHAPTER 11

I slept. And slept. And ate. And slept some more.

My body was telling me in no uncertain terms that I shouldn’t be doing anything more strenuous than bowel movements, and this time I listened to it. Not sure how long I was in my apartment. I shut off my tele and did not receive information from the outside world.

I ate mounds of food and surprisingly little came out later. It was like every molecule was being used to restitch my fractured self.

At one point, Garm actually broke into my apartment—I think she was checking to see if I was dead.

I finally came around and knew I was better because I felt like some booze. I figured this was a good time to open the tony bottle Tamshius had given me in honor of losing a huge sum of money at his casino. I had maybe a capful and my body suddenly switched instructions and told me not to drink anymore.

I was tired of eating rations and not moving, so I took a long, hot shower and hit the streets. The light from outside made me squint, but at least the city was still here. So no major invasion while I was out.

“Mr. Hank! Mr. Hank!” I heard from behind me.

Not exactly how I wanted to reenter society. Jyen ran up to me, her ears swinging when she came to a stop.

“Are you okay?” she asked out of breath.

“Getting there. If you’ll excuse me, I need to get some food.” It’s not that I didn’t like Jyen, I didn’t even know her, but barring her recent purchase of a narcotics factory, she was just a normal, non-criminal person. I didn’t know how to act around her.

“I read all about you in The News. They said you killed a Dredel Led.”

I took out my tele and turned it on, scrolling to the latest edition. To my astonishment, the entire issue was about: me. I stared at it in awe.

Rendrae devoted the entire contents to my exploits since I’d been on Belvaille. He had interviews with almost every boss, stories from various bodyguards and bouncers and thugs, and practically every job I was ever involved in—some of it even true.

The cover story was about the destruction of the Dredel Led. I skimmed it, and most of the eyewitness testimony was obviously from Garm. She had neglected to say it was my Ontakian pistol that had killed the robot and it instead became some struggle between Colmarian and machine, with me ultimately triumphing. It was so melodramatic I’m surprised she didn’t tell how I’d thrown myself in harm’s way to save a baby during the fight.

What I couldn’t believe was how so many people spoke well of me. I know a number of the bosses interviewed didn’t like me that much, if at all, but here they were singing my praises in the most hyperbolic fashion. They even had guys talking about how I’d handled beating them up with dignity and aplomb.

Jyen had been blabbing this whole time, but I didn’t hear her. I mean it’s not every day you see yourself portrayed as a hero.

As I was reading, I got a tele from Garm.

“Hey,” I answered.

“So, finally out of your place I see.”

“How did you know?” I looked up at the nearby apartments to see if she was peeking out a window like Jyen must have been.

“Once the techs had figured out how to monitor doors opening and closing, I decided I would—”

“Monitor everyone,” I completed for her. Typical Garm.

“We need to talk,” she said.

“Fine, but I need to eat.”

“Come over when you’re done. I have your shotgun, by the way.”

Holding it hostage, more likely. She could have left it in my place when she came by.

Jyen was still talking excitedly. I put my hand on her shoulder.

“Look. Jyen. Sorry, I need to run. Important business and all.”

“Do you know when you’ll be back? What I have to say is extremely urgent.”

I couldn’t imagine they were out of drugs already. Or maybe he’d overdosed. In any event, she didn’t say she was going to give me money, so her situation was prioritized appropriately.

“I’m just getting back on my feet,” I said, as I moved away from her. “But feel free to get in touch with me later. In a few days.”

I continued to read The News on the train. There were some passengers on board and they all wished me well and grinned at me even though I had no clue who some of them were.

I ate at a quiet restaurant where no one bugged me. I just wanted to wash the taste of rations from my mouth. As I sat, I continued to read The News. The stories got more and more outrageous the further they went back in time. People I vaguely knew were talking in first person about events that only sort of happened. I admit I don’t have the best of memories, but is this how people recalled stuff? Or was this Rendrae trying to sell papers by embellishing? Or maybe this is what people wanted to remember.

I rested back at my place. The News was very flattering, but it was also like my biography. Everything had looked grim, no hope of survival, and then I showed up, looking calm as could be, eating a sandwich.

Me eating featured prominently in a whole lot of anecdotes.

After a few reads I became more and more disenchanted with it all. I mean, was this my life? It was the same thing over and over again, only the names and what I was eating at the time seemed to change.

I’ve never really thought about a legacy. But for the last century it sounds like I was basically a bully with low blood sugar.

I suppose on Belvaille that’s high praise, and I did get the sense that people meant it that way. Then again, if you laid almost anyone’s life out like this it would kind of be one note, right? It’s not like I have the chops to be some Colmarian diplomat. Or cook up a cure for whatever diseases are out there.

Still, I was a bit in a funk when Garm walked into my apartment.

“Just because you can open it, I still expect you to use the doorbell.”

“You said you would come see me and you didn’t.”

I could tell Garm’s being able to track my movements was going to become highly irksome.

“Here, I had Delovoa fix it up. It got kind of bent when that robot shot you.” She tossed me my shotgun, which was bright and shiny.

Delovoa was the one true genius on the station. There were plenty of technical people here, of course. Guys who wore suspenders and smelled of obscure solvents and worked on the ventilation or any of the other hundreds of systems that kept us alive. But they were mechanics and only knew their one little expertise—and they didn’t even know those well if history was any indicator.

Delovoa made his money by being a technology vendor to all the bosses. He designed and made the weapons. Security devices. Hell, just about anything. He’s the one that offered to buy my Ontakian pistol. Good thing I hadn’t sold it. Originally, he had also created my shotgun for me. He was expensive, but he made good stuff. I heard he was banished to Belvaille for breaking technology restrictions like the mad scientist he was.

As I was admiring the feel of the gun, Garm came over and hugged me.

“So, we still have a Dredel Led we have to deal with,” she said, quickly breaking her hug and backing away while looking at my bare ceiling as if it were interesting.

“Uh. How are your men?” I asked, Garm’s being uncomfortable making me uncomfortable.

“Reaz-bolion and Innoti didn’t make it. Tyol Qe looks like he will pull through, but he’ll need a prosthetic. But about the other robot.”

“I just got up today, Garm. I don’t think I can tangle with a killing machine just yet. I got exhausted walking.”

“That’s because you’re so damn heavy. Did you see how often everyone describes you eating in The News?” she said, laughing.

“You said it too.”

“You were! Here we were going down the street, the first Colmarians to face a Dredel Led in a trillion years, and all I can hear is you stuffing your face with rations.”

“I was hungry. Your body needs energy, you know,” I said defensively.

“Look, we’re having trouble tracing the other robot. We’re not sure where it’s hiding. Just think of the damage it could do. It’s not just one person. It’s a Dredel Led. If it tries to knock out the life support on the station, do you really think our engineers are up to the task of stopping it?”

“But why would it? Why would an alien come all the way out to one of the furthest, least important settlements in the entire Colmarian Confederation? I mean, do they think we’re an eyesore?”

“I don’t know what rust slugs dream about but I know we have to keep them off our pipes. And you don’t have to be in top shape, just point your gun and shoot it. This time I’ll stand plenty far behind you and keep my eyes closed. But be careful where you aim. That gun blasted clean through three buildings. I’d hate to think what it would do if you pointed it straight down.”

The doorbell rang.

I opened the door, there was no use hiding.

“Hi, Jyen.”

Jyen somehow squeezed past me and entered my apartment. She looked harried, but stopped short when she saw Garm.

“Oh. Hank, I need to talk to you, please.”

“Who’s this?” Garm asked. She wasn’t used to being relegated to second place in any conversation.

“Garm, Jyen. Jyen, this is the Adjunct Overwatch,” I stated importantly. As if to suggest she should now leave.

“Good,” Jyen responded. “I know why the Dredel Led are here.”

There was a pause that hung in the air.

“What,” Garm finally said. It wasn’t a question.

“The Dredel Led. They’re here because of Hank.”

Garm and I exchanged looks. It was like someone saying the robots were here because of the noodle casserole on the corner of 43rd.

“I’m sorry, Jyen, but right now I need to discuss some matters with Hank,” Garm said as politely as she could—which wasn’t very.

“I knew you were a level ten,” Jyen continued. “That’s how you could defeat them!”

“A level-ten what?” I asked.

“Mutant.”

“I’m a level four. Does it look like I can poop out planets, or whatever it is a level ten can do?”

“Watch,” Jyen said excitedly. Then she took a few steps back. Garm and I viewed her blankly. Like a precocious child who has just worn out your patience.

She held her arms away from her body, blue sparks began to crackle along her torso, and in a moment her entire body became engulfed in a bright tornado of electrons.

Garm dove into my kitchen as I stood there startled.

Jyen then thrust her arms towards me and electricity arced between us, splitting off smaller bolts to my walls and carpet and ceiling along the way.

I fell backwards, the jolt stunning my nervous system, my clothes melted or burning, my skin charred, and my body not very comfortable.

“What the hell!” I screamed at her.

The electricity vanished as quickly as it had started and Jyen approached and crouched down in front of me.

“See? You weren’t even hurt,” she explained.

“Yeah, I’m hurt. That hurt a lot. Get me some water, quick,” I yelled to the hiding Garm, who had her pistol out and was peeking over a chair. She hesitated a moment, probably waiting to see if Jyen was going to fry anyone else, then she backed up and warily fished around in my cupboards.

I pulled at my crusted jacket, trying to get it off my skin. Anything metal had fused and melted completely.

Garm came in with a cup, still eying Jyen.

“I’m not thirsty. Get me some water.” I took the mug and splashed it on my chest, where there arose a sizzling.

There was some banging in the kitchen, then Garm finally returned with a pot of water and doused me.

I got to my feet as Jyen backed away, seeming confused.

“But you’re a level ten,” she said miserably.

I took a deep breath before answering. I didn’t want any more unnecessary electrical discharges in my apartment, especially directed at me.

“Jyen. I’m a level four. That’s it. A destroyer shooting me would kill me and everyone I’ve ever known without breaking a sweat. That…lightning thing you just did was very painful. Was that some kind of device?”

“No, I’m a mutant like you. The Colmarian government has categorized you as a ten, though. I saw the report.”

Garm and I have known each other for a while. We talk all the time. We’ve been doing deals as a matter of necessity, and yes, friendship, for a fair number of years. She had that look.

I reached out my hand and grabbed her hard on the collarbone.

“What did you do?” I asked her.

“No one reads that report,” Garm said weakly.

“What report?”

“Look, each Adjunct is allocated funds based on population and infrastructure and military conditions and…mutant population.”

“What?”

“They figure, it takes more credits to look after more mutants. A pretty reasonable assumption,” she said nonchalantly.

“Go on.”

“They just total it all up and we get money based on that. You’ve been around so long there was no record on you. They probably wrote it down on stone tablets. So I figured we could get some more money if I bumped your level up a little.”

“You made me a ten?” I yelled.

“But no one reads that.”

“I did,” Jyen said helpfully. Garm scowled at her.

“Has there ever been a level ten?”

“I think so,” Garm said sheepishly. “But they died kind of quick. Hank, if I had known anyone was going to care about that number, obviously I wouldn’t have used it. I figured it was like population. We have eighty thousand people here and—”

“I thought there was 100,000,” I interjected.

“Yeah…,” Garm said, looking at the floor.

“So that makes sense,” I began. “The Dredel Led got a copy of your stupid report and they figured they had to kill this guy who might have the power to sneeze their race out of existence. Jyen, what are you, like a level six? Seven?”

Jyen had a thoughtful expression and snapped out of it.

“Me? No, I’m a level four.”

I almost hit Garm I was so angry.

“She can shoot lightning and she’s a level four. What do you think a level ten can do? No wonder the robots are here.”

“And that’s why they came out when you were there and we haven’t been able to find them since,” Garm said.

“Right, it was like, ‘Oh, hi, we’ve been looking for you, dumbass,’” I said with no amount of joy.

“Though how did they know it was you?” Garm asked.

“I don’t know, maybe because you kept calling me ‘Hank’?”

“Still, it’s kind of a good thing. Because now we know if you go out there, the last one will probably come and we can kill it again.”

“We? They’re after me. I killed it. And even if I do destroy it, what makes you think they’ll stop with just these two?”

Everyone was quiet, the only sound being water dripping off me.

“I don’t want to have to move to another space station,” I said, contemplating the terrible concept.

“I’m Hank! Hank is me! No one here but ole Hank!” I yelled to the empty street.

I stood in the center of the road far out in Western Belvaille. Garm and her men were five blocks away, armed with scoped rifles. Some were positioned in upper windows.

This was the fourth stop we’d made and I was getting bored. The immediate tension and nervousness had worn off hours ago. Now my knees hurt and I wanted to sit down. So I sat down.

“Stand up, Hank. What if you have to run after it?” Garm radioed to my ear.

“I’m not going to catch anything that has a jet pack. Or that has two legs, for that matter.”

Yeah, I was grumpy. I was bait for a Dredel Led, the twin of a machine that had practically knocked me into a weeklong coma.

We were going on the assumption that what Jyen said was true and these things were here to kill me because of my mislabeled mutant level.

I held my plasma pistol on my lap. I hadn’t actually checked it since the last fight but I didn’t notice any scratches. Presumably it had to be fairly sturdy considering its beam sliced up buildings.

We waited around for another hour, with me periodically yelling to the sky. We then drove to another location to try it again.

After an hour there, Garm and her men walked up to me.

“Let’s go,” she said, her eyes still scanning. “Nothing’s happening here.”

In the car we talked. I had put off food for as long as I could, I think partially because I didn’t want another story to be about me eating. But I was really hungry and stuffed my face as we drove.

“See, you’re doing it again,” Garm chided, unbuckling her equipment.

“What?” I answered, irritated. “I just stood outside for seven hours tensed and ready for a Dredel Led to come kill me.”

“It was closer to four hours and you sat half the time,” she countered.

I ate in silence.

“It might have known it was a trap. It might be laying low because its partner was destroyed. We have to think how we’re going to flush it out,” Garm said.

“If it’s after me, what more can I do? Walk out there blindfolded?”

“We’ll try again tomorrow. This time we’ll stay ten blocks away from you.”

“Make sure you use guys with good aim. I’m going to be pissed if you shoot me.”

Later, I exited my bathroom and my tele was sounding. It was Jyen and she wanted me to come over. She sounded worried, but she always sounded worried. Or giddy.

I took my time, poured myself a drink that I only sipped, cleaned the trash from my living room and moved it into the kitchen, and basically did everything I could to put off visiting electric Jyen and her loopy brother.

I buzzed their door, and once open, Jyen motioned me inside.

There was still no furniture. The pile of drugs was gone, or at least relocated. The small bit of clothes and belongings were stacked neatly along one wall, and her brother Jyonal was slouched un-neatly against another wall.

Jyen locked the door behind me. She had dropped her traditional-style clothes and had on a slinky little getup that was pure Belvaille. I’d never gone clothes shopping here for women, but I had to imagine the selection was categorized along the lines of waitress, bartender, hooker, dancer. And Garm. But she had her own clothes.

Jyen looked good though.

“Hank, thank you for coming. I want to ask you seriously if we can trust you,” she said.

I shrugged.

This was apparently not the answer she was looking for and she was crestfallen.

“What? I mean I bought you guys some drugs and you shot me with lightning. That’s about as deep as our connection goes.”

Jyen pondered this intently as her brother slid to the floor with a plop.

“Jyonal and I crossed twenty-six states to get to Belvaille,” she began.

“Why?”

“To meet you. A level-ten mutant living what seemed to be a normal life.”

“I’ve explained that I’m not a level-ten mutant.”

“Yes, I know. But when Garm said there were no other level tens because they had died, she was wrong.” Jyen’s eyes were staring straight into mine. I could tell she wanted me to ask her to continue. Push the story along.

But I was completely happy to not do so. I knew. I was certain this story was going to suck—at least for me. I looked at my shoes. How did I get the tread worn out differently on each one? Maybe one leg is shorter than the other?

Jyen had just blue, blue eyes. Her skin was nothing compared to her eyes, which were like crystals. I sighed.

“So. Level tens, huh?”

“Yes,” she seized. “My brother!”

My brow furrowed and I looked at Jyonal. I was pretty certain he had no idea where he was. The idea that anyone was a level ten was pretty far-fetched. The idea that they were on Belvaille was even more so. The idea that one was embodied in the blob of organic matter that was Jyonal was almost too insulting to bother thinking about.

Yet. This was a gal who had known Garm did in fact classify me as a level ten and who was a mutant herself of no small ability.

“And…,” I began slowly. “What’s he do?”

“Anything.”

“Like,” and my head bobbed around a bit searching for words, “what specifically?”

“Anything.”

“Yeah, you said that. But what’s his mutation allow him to do that is out of the ordinary?”

I was again at a different junction than Jyen, which seemed to happen whenever we spoke. I was assuming she was being defensive about her brother, saying in short, “despite his vegetable-like nature, he is capable of being a productive Colmarian.”

“He can do anything, that’s his mutation,” she said emphatically.

“So he can arc electricity like you?” I asked.

Jyen thought about this.

“You said he can do anything,” I jabbed like a prosecutor, while motioning to the drooling demigod in question.

“Yes. He can,” Jyen said defiantly.

“Fine. Let’s see it. Not at me.”

I crossed my arms and waited for the show. I wasn’t entirely sure what Jyen was getting at. She was a strange bird alright. I couldn’t figure out her angle.

She went over and crouched by her brother and began whispering to him. She had her arm around him and seemed to be cajoling.

Jyen reached over to a pair of shoes along the wall and pulled something from inside it. She handed it to Jyonal. From my experiences in Deadsouth, I knew it to be a drug whose name escaped me.

Jyonal then took the drug injection and applied it to his arm. After using it, he sat bolt upright.

“You’re kidding?” I said. Of course he thinks he can do anything when he’s high. What was this?

And then Jyonal’s eyes glowed.

Not like bulbs, but like spotlights. And he was on his feet though I hadn’t seen him stand.

Then the room changed, the bare surfaces inexplicably gone. It was now carpeted with lush fabric. There were shimmering works of art on the walls. The ceiling had a chandelier.

But I noticed this all took place in kind of a fish-eye perspective. The center of the eye was gorgeous and new, at the edges it started to blur, while outside it, the old room with exposed metal was everywhere.

Then I realized the fish-eye was centered where Jyonal was looking at the time. As he moved his head, the room morphed.

“It’s an illusion,” I said. “A mental—a mental thing.” I wasn’t sure of the term, but I had heard of mutants being able to make you see things. He had to be in my head. Or warping light around.

“No, it’s not,” said Jyen, standing next to me now, and she held my hand as if to prove it.

“Jyonal,” she said. “Show him.”

And the thing that was once her brother howled. A booming wail that made me cover my ears. The floor began shaking and I was thrown to the ground off balance.

As I was wondering if the building would collapse, Jyen rushed to her brother, whose eyes were like laser beams, and soothed him, stroked him, and gradually his eyes dimmed. The shaking stopped and the walls ceased undulating.

But even after it was done, I was still lying on carpet, the carpet that hadn’t existed when I came in. I could feel it. Pluck at it. The walls were painted and held artwork—albeit amateur ones. The chandelier was there, but half-fused and twisted. The fish-eye effect remained. It was frozen into the apartment.

I got up and touched the walls at the edge of it. The very metal held ripples on its surface; the color bled and faded as you moved further out.

It wasn’t the Dredel Led who had messed with the station, it was this guy, this druggie. He had shaken all of Belvaille with just his mind, or his spleen, or whatever he used. I couldn’t imagine how much energy that took. Thousands of buildings. An entire city. And it came from one man! After soaking all this in I finally spoke.

“Why…,” I began weakly. “Why the drugs?”

“It’s what he needs for his mutation,” Jyen said as she stood over her brother, who was now resting on the floor. “If he believes it, it exists. Anything.”

My tele went off and with trembling hands I took it out of my pocket. I saw it was Garm. I was about to answer when I looked up and saw Jyen coated in her patina of crackling electricity.

I dropped my tele as my forearm and hand were scorched.

“Hey, what are you doing?” I yelled.

“I asked if we could trust you,” she said, now only mildly charged. “You can’t tell anyone about this.”

“Why?” I said, spitting on my sizzling hand. “Don’t you know what he can do for us?”

“That’s what everyone says. That’s what the government said. But they just wanted to use Jyonal as a weapon.”

“Well…yeah,” I answered.

“He can do anything. Do you think the Colmarian Confederation is going to let him be just a regular citizen? This is him in recovery,” she said, pointing at the man lying on the floor.

“With a new body he had to create for himself after they practically destroyed his natural one.”

So that’s why these siblings looked so different.

“Why did you come to me? You don’t need me to stand up to a destroyer, you can just have your brother think it away.”

“He might be able to do that. But he can’t forever and they’ll keep looking for him. The drugs will eventually kill him, you know that. We just want to be left alone. Like you.”

I looked around the room and weighed what Jyen had just said. If I was a boss, like a galactic one, and there was a tool that could unmake everything I had done, I could see not wanting anyone to have it. And definitely not wanting it to have its own free will and decision-making ability.

And then it hit me.

“The Dredel Led are here for him. Not me.”

Jyen looked guilty.

“When I escaped with my brother, we tried to cover our tracks as best we could. But he can only make things he understands. Making a new body was hard enough,” she said, looking down at the wasted man. “But all the passports and clearances and permissions, they’re too complicated. Microscopic. We used my identity for a while until we could get forged credentials. I believe they may have tracked us here.”

“So,” I began awkwardly, “you guys going to leave now?”

“We need your help,” she said.

And I laughed. I realized it was a pretty bad move snickering in front of a twitchy level-four mutant and one of the most powerful entities in the galaxy—who also happened to be an addled drug user. But the concept was simply ludicrous.

“How can I possibly help you two? I should be asking you guys for help.”

“We’ve been imprisoned for the last thirty-something years,” she pleaded, and my smile immediately vanished. “We don’t know anything. Where would we go? How? It took everything we could do to get here and we were still followed. My brother is all I have. We want to be safe. We don’t want to hurt anyone.”

It was heartfelt. Those blue eyes were streaming tears. I didn’t know what to tell her.

“Jyen, I haven’t left this station in about a hundred and forty years. You probably know more about the galaxy outside Belvaille than I do.”

“Why have you stayed so long?” she asked, obviously not so enamored with the charms of the city.

The question threw me.

“I suppose I’m scared to leave.”

There was an ugly silence.

“Can you help us?” she asked.

“What can I do that he can’t?”

“Look at him,” she said. “It takes all his concentration—all his drugged concentration—to be able to change things. It’s really difficult for him.”

“I just don’t know what I can do for you guys,” I explained.

“Can you get us fake documents? And transport?”

“Oh,” I said, surprised. “Yeah, I can get all kinds of stuff like that. I was thinking…I don’t know, you wanted me to take on the Colmarian military or something. You came to the right place for forgeries.” I was quite relieved.

Jyen jumped up and buried her face in my chest, her arms around me. Which was considerably more pleasant than being hit with an electric jolt.

“Thank you. Thank you,” she bubbled.

I was back in my native environment. Sort of.

“Documentation, egress, ingress, orange stamps, R.O.M.s, no problem. We can also book some fake passage for your existing identity and place it in some other part of the empire while you guys move. We’ll have to think of a good place for you to migrate.”

Jyen held her hands clasped and the tiniest squeal of joy escaped her. When she wasn’t blasting people or wearing sexy clothes she really seemed like a little girl.

“Let me make some calls. I’ll get back to you tomorrow, okay?”

“That’s perfect.”

As I was about to leave, trying my best to ignore the smeared metal walls, Jyen reminded me:

“Please do not say anything of what you saw here.”

It wasn’t a threat. But when it comes from the sister of a guy who can earthquake an entire space station at will, it pretty much becomes a threat.

CHAPTER 12

Outside the building I felt good. I hadn’t realized I’d previously felt bad, but the specter of an entire species gunning for me had apparently weighed on my mind. Now it was just a matter of getting Jyen and Jyonal off Belvaille.

It might be hard without clueing Garm in, especially since she had closed the port when the Dredel Led showed up. Would she buy that it was for the greater good? Probably not. I had to convince Jyen to let Garm in on their secret.

I was thinking of people to get in touch with first when I heard a familiar noise. I looked back just in time to see a figure streak by, followed by a hard landing not five feet behind me.

“Son of a bitch.”

The Dredel Led was not looking at me, however. It faced the apartment building I had just exited.

I pulled my plasma pistol out with my left hand, tossed it about one foot to my right hand, so I could aim better. This was a terribly dangerous thing to do, but I did it without thinking. I caught it, raised it, powered it on with my thumb.

“Eat suck, suckface!”

Click.

Click.

Click.

I looked at my Ontakian pistol. There was no green glow. There was no abdomen-throbbing hum. It was absolutely inert even after flipping it on and off multiple times.

The robot turned around to face me and I knew I was going to die, really going to die. This was a new sensation for me: fear. Real, “there’s a poisonous spider in my pants” fear. I had to do something drastic.

I lunged forward and could tell the robot was the one from the video. Its right arm rose, attempting to become level with my chest. On the other robot, that same arm had owned a cannon that sent me cartwheeling through the air like the last chip on a gambling binge.

But I was at it. Toe-to-toe. I knew it could fly, and if it got away, got some range between us, it would just blast me until I was chunks. My theory was that, no matter what metal this thing was made out of, it was still metal. If it fired at this range it would kill the both of us. And hopefully it didn’t hate me more than it liked itself.

I had to incapacitate it or it would just move away, and there was no way my slow ass would stop it. I put my arms around it, wrapped my legs around its legs.

Now what?

The robot’s face was really a poor imitation of a Colmarian. I actually noticed the small gizmos just inside its eyes that controlled the movement of its lids and such. And its expressions in general seemed to be random as opposed to being tied to any action it was doing. Like it smiled briefly. Then it twitched. Then it crinkled its nose. Its features were all mismatched and unaligned. It was truly ugly and disturbing.

But its face wasn’t my concern. It had put its left hand under my right arm and was trying to break free of my bear hug. It was stronger than me. I could feel it in its grip alone. I wasn’t going to be able to hold onto it. But as we stumbled around, one thing became obvious: I outweighed it.

I heaved forward as hard as I could, keeping one leg behind it so it couldn’t easily reposition itself. We tumbled over and fell onto the sidewalk.

It then went into overdrive. It was hitting me and kicking and twisting its legs and moving every single piece of its frame independently, trying to get out from underneath. I was desperately trying to keep it pinned down.

I took a huge risk and with my left arm I reached into my coat and fumbled for my shotgun. I took blow after blow from the Dredel Led, and while they weren’t incredibly painful I became dizzy. He would start causing organ damage to me soon, no matter how hard my bones and exterior were.

I had my shotgun out in one hand and I pulled both triggers. The gun flew from my grasp because of the recoil. The face of the Dredel Led was gone. The outer material was gone. The features were gone. The little motors were gone. But the head, as it were, was still there. Underneath that cheap material was simply a knob. A silver metal bulb of sorts with no distinguishing features at all.

The robot did not vary one iota in its resistance.

I’d screwed up and assumed it was a Colmarian and that its vitals would be in its head. But why would they be? This was a robot—it could have its brain, or equivalent, in its elbow. Or two brains. Or no brain. How was I going to kill this thing?

I felt myself losing the fight. I got tired and it did not. I could try and take it up to Jyonal and let him turn this stupid thing inside out after he ingested some drugs, but I was not confident he could do it in a timely manner.

I similarly wasn’t confident I could stop the robot from murdering Jyen and Jyonal, despite each of their mutations. And I was very worried what Jyonal would do under pressure. It wouldn’t do much good if he destroyed Belvaille while trying to kill the robot. No good for me, anyway.

So I thought about what was the most dangerous thing on this adversary. It was that energy cannon. If it didn’t have that, at least I’d have a chance.

The Dredel Led’s arms were moving so quickly and were so powerful it was hard to even get hold of one. But I finally took hold of its right arm. I could vaguely feel an extra bulge outside its forearm that I guessed was a barrel.

In a desperate move, I let go of its body and both my hands secured its arm. Using all my weight, I banged the cannon against the ground over and over, trying to damage the weapon.

The robot had not been prepared for such a sudden shift. It was fighting to get me off its whole body, not protect one limb. But then the robot used its free arm to push me off and got to its feet.

I was lying on the ground. If it was going to make a move, this would be it. Two things had to be true for me to live. The cannon had to operate like a traditional firearm, and I had to have somehow dented or otherwise compromised that barrel.

If you take an extremely high-powered weapon, like that energy cannon, and bend the barrel, anyone who fires it is in for a world of hurt. Because if the obstruction provides enough resistance, the projectile is going to explode the gun itself. Of course, that’s just how Colmarian weapons work, not necessarily things carried by Dredel Led.

I didn’t even try and get to my feet. It would be pointless if he was just going to fly back a few steps and shoot me. Yeah, that’s how lazy I am.

The Dredel Led faced me, though it was kind of hard to tell since it didn’t actually have a face, then it kicked me in the jaw!

Thank the Colmarian Congress’s sticky floors.

I actually smiled as it walked over and clamped its insanely strong hands on my neck. The idea of dying wasn’t so bad, it was dying without even a chance of fighting back that bothered me. It punched me and kicked me and I took it like a trooper.

As little as we knew about Dredel Led, they obviously didn’t know anything about us either. It hit me in some pretty useless locations. Like my upper shoulder. Or square in the chest.

It was, however, smart enough to stay out of my reach. It knew once I had it in my grip I could get it on the ground. But whether its rocket pack had been damaged like its cannon or it didn’t feel I was worth the fuel, it stayed relatively close as it pummeled me and I did my best to protect myself.

After some minutes of this, I had lost the good spirit that originally came from finding it wasn’t using its cannon. I was just as useless fighting it hand-to-hand as I’d be if it were hurling exploding light at me from a safe distance. This way was just taking longer.

My pistol seemed broken, so my guaranteed way of killing it was now gone. My shotgun didn’t do anything except mar its aesthetics. And the robot was too quick for me to get a hold of.

I just didn’t see a whole lot of options.

Maybe I could slowly make my way upstairs while yelling, to give Jyen and Jyonal time to prepare. But if it was here on the station to kill Jyonal, it seemed like a bad idea for me to bring it to him.

I needed something that could hurt it. Then I got an idea. A really bad idea.

I would have to go many blocks away. And how would I keep it with me that whole time? And how did I know it would even work?

I had no other choice.

I knew one way to make the Dredel Led move was to walk towards it. Pretty simple. It would then step back, smack me a few times, and return to being comfortably out of my reach.

With arms outstretched, I stomped forward as fast as I could. Pow, kick, jab, it hit me. It then hopped backwards. Ha hah. I’d successfully moved it four feet after taking three punishing blows. I only had to do that like a million more times.

After I had moved it an entire half block, I was wondering if its limbs would hold out forever. Even machines break, right? They break all the time around here. Why should its arms be any different? That was the mantra I kept repeating to myself as I got my torso hammered over and over.

As we moved, I tried to put what street we were on out of my head as it was depressing. But people noticed us as our fight—that being a generous term—carried us onward.

The battle had now been going on for hours, I was sure of it. People were calling out to me, but I didn’t exactly have the chance to speak to them. My ears were bleeding. I think my whole body was. I could tell it wasn’t sweat because it was hot.

I knew there were a lot of people around now. Just normal citizens who were watching me die to a Dredel Led. I could see that being interesting.

I kept pushing it forward. Occasionally I would manage to grasp its wrist or arm briefly, but it always pulled back with such force I couldn’t hold on. But it gave me hope that it was doing the Dredel Led equivalent of getting tired.

My sense of place was nearly gone. I wasn’t thinking much more than of pushing this thing back as my lungs heaved and I dragged my legs.

Then I heard a very distinct voice.

“Hank. Move.”

It was Garm, and her voice was amplified. I looked around and saw no people, the streets clear of spectators. I took a few hits during this time and covered myself. I looked up the street and saw it:

Garm had her artillery piece out, pulled by a car. It was aimed in my general direction.

I tried to say “no,” but nothing came out.

I couldn’t distance myself from the Dredel Led. I was waving Garm down with one hand while trying to fend off the robot. She wouldn’t shoot that at me, it was for buildings, right?

BOOM!

I was on the ground and so was the robot. I looked back and sure enough, that gun was designed to knock down buildings.

A five-story office structure behind us was missing about half its side. I scrambled to my feet as the top part of the building began to bend in an ear-piercing cacophony.

The Dredel Led was not amused. Or maybe it was, I couldn’t tell. But finally. Thankfully. It was limping. An artillery shell and a ripped building had given it a sore ankle apparently.

It was like a race between two mountains, their movements measured in geological terms, as I hobbled to get ahead. I was no longer chasing him, it was after me. I tried to get my bearings and realized I was only a block away from my destination.

The architecture of course all looked the same, but the decorations were different. The street was deserted.

Suddenly I got worried. What if he wasn’t here? What if—

“Hank!” Wallow was standing right in front of me.

I sighed. Glancing back, I saw the Dredel Led had not yet entered the street. I tried to collect myself as I looked up at Wallow. If this monstrosity could not kill the Dredel Led, I doubted anything on the station could. Or in the state of Ginland. The slight problem was convincing him to try.

“I’ve come here to settle the score, Wallow. I’m going to bust you up.”

Wallow’s face contorted into rage and that gigantic arm lifted back to smear me into the road. I have to work on my wording.

“Wait! Not me. I’m not going to fight you. My buddy is. He’s tougher than me and I hired him and he says you’re weak and stupid and-and ugly and fat,” I said, hoping at least one of those would register as an insult.

“Where is he?” Wallow barked in a challenge. His arm thankfully returned to his side, though it still ended in a clenched fist.

“He’s coming. Be here in a second. Gray jacket. Green pants. Kind of…no head.” I looked back up the street, as did Wallow.

I saw no silhouettes, heard no footsteps approaching.

“Yup. He should be coming really soon. Just up that street. Ready to fight you,” I sniffed a bit and absently dabbed at my contusions.

“He might have stopped for something to eat. He’s kind of—”

There was a sickening crunch and I saw blackness. I was on the ground and truly broken. My forehead rested against the road and I think I was on my stomach. I could feel my teeth were shattered but I couldn’t even purse my lips to spit out the debris.

There was blood everywhere. I could only keep one eye open and that one only barely. I could not tell you how many broken bones I had because I was unaware of how many existed in my body, but it was pretty close to a 1:1 correlation.

I could not take in more than the shallowest of breaths without acute pain, mildly coughing as blood gushed out of my mouth and nose.

Is there really such a thing as a good way to be murdered? I hadn’t thought about it before. But my one thought was that this wasn’t it.

Over what seemed like the unbelievably loud noise of me dying, I could remotely hear Wallow yelling about something. Probably how I had stained his knuckle with my viscera. This had not been, in retrospect, a good idea.

With every ounce of effort I had left, I turned my head to the side, mostly because I was tired of my broken nose mashing into the street.

In the distance. What seemed like a million miles away. I saw it. It was the Dredel Led. I think it had paused in its movement. Probably because it just spotted a pissed-off Therezian.

I would have given the last unbroken bone in my foot to know what that robot was thinking. I mean it was probably some gobbledygook that didn’t make any sense, but I could just see it going, “Wasn’t I just fighting someone a lot smaller?” Who would have thought the most useless space station at the edge of the most useless empire’s territory could put up such opposition?

Then I saw Wallow running towards the Dredel Led. I had never seen him run before. No wonder he got around so fast. Three steps and he had crossed the length of the block.

I wanted to move, to get the crap out of there. The battlefield of the gods was no place for a jaywalker. But I couldn’t. I was done. A little child could come by and poke me in the eye until I died and I wouldn’t be able to do a damn thing.

Worst of all, my body tormented me with consciousness. This time, I was absolutely happy to go to sleep. Even go to sleep and not wake up. But no. My body was like, “You didn’t listen to me before, so now you get to experience the joy of being a sack of wrecked meat.”

I couldn’t even close my eye, because then it just made me more aware of the pain. So I lay there like a bloody barnacle only semi-conscious of the battle in the distance.

I kind of hoped Wallow won.

But not entirely.

CHAPTER 13

I woke up at the hospital at one point and tasted wires. There were at least a dozen small ones in my mouth. So many I could barely move my tongue. There were several up my nose. I think there was one in my ear. I was literally plugged in.

The room had three technicians in it buzzing around. I turned my eyes and saw the medical machines were literally suspended from each other in mid-air. Interconnected cords ran through boxes of blinking lights and dials and buttons which were slanted and stacked in defiance of gravity. A tech was cursing at one when he saw my eyes open.

“Hank. Oh, we had to trick the instruments into thinking you were alive. This one—”

Good, I’m dead. Won’t have to put up with any more crap. I closed my eyes again and let the bastards have my carcass. Fat lot of use they’ll get out of it.

Much later I saw a light. It grew brighter and brighter.

Then it turned blue. I awoke and saw Jyen smiling at me in a chair beside my bed.

“Told you he was coming around,” a male voice said from somewhere. But I was still staring at Jyen, who I now noticed was holding my hand.

“What are you doing here?” I croaked past the tubes in my mouth.

“She said she was with you. Or worked with you. Or something,” an obviously annoyed Garm interjected from the other side of the bed.

But that’s not what I meant.

“No, what are you doing here? Why haven’t you left?”

Jyen’s beatific smile slightly faded and she looked at Garm.

“We can talk about that later, Hank. You need to rest.”

All I could think was, if she hasn’t left, then her brother hasn’t. That means there could be ten more Dredel Led on the way.

I started to move, but then thought better of it. There must have been a hundred cables attached to me. Pretty sure they were in my nether regions as well. That’s not going to be pretty.

“How long,” I began, then fumbled on the wires in my mouth.

“You’ve been here for almost a month,” Garm said. “A lot has happened.”

I reached up gingerly to feel for my beard, but none was there. Someone had been shaving me. Which was kind of creepy.

“Everyone knows what you did, Hank. You’re our protector,” Jyen bubbled.

“She’s not lying. I suppose there were some people who kind of doubted Rendrae’s original story in The News and the first Dredel Led. But there were like a thousand eyewitnesses to you punching it out with this last one in the middle of the street. Probably the bravest, dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of,” Garm said with mixed emotions.

I could think of one thing dumber.

“Why…did you shoot me with that damn…artillery piece?”

“Because you waved for me to!”

“Why…would I do that?”

“I don’t know. That’s what I couldn’t figure out. But we aimed behind you.”

I couldn’t even respond. I was already tired.

“Did they cut me open?” I asked uneasily.

“How they going to do that? With this junk?” she asked, indicating the dubious medical equipment. “They’ve been pumping you with nutrients and letting your body heal. Oh, and they rebuilt your teeth, but they said even those are slowly regrowing.”

It was true, I could feel a mouthful of new choppers. I wonder if they fixed my overbite.

“I wanted to personally come to thank you, Hank,” Jyen said, cupping my hand to her face.

She could have thanked me by leaving Belvaille.

“I need you back on your feet as soon as possible,” Garm cut in. “I need your moral authority to get some stuff done.” There was an urgent undercurrent in her voice.

“We need to talk as well,” Jyen said.

“I just killed every single alien invader on Belvaille. I think I deserve some time off,” I answered stubbornly.

“And you went three rounds with Wallow,” Garm said, impressed. “Wish I could have seen that fight.”

I had almost forgotten. If you call me getting momentarily stuck between his fingers a “fight,” then it was epic.

I stayed in the hospital for three more days. This was by far my slowest recovery. Of course it was also by far my worst set of injuries.

The de-wiring finally came and they were pulling things out of places better left unspoken. Or I wish they were unspoken. They explained it and I pretended to listen, but really I was just trying to disregard some guy pulling a fifteen-foot wire out of my rectum.

They had my clothes here. All these visitors and I was still left with my crappy clothes? The clothes I had when I got here. They’d washed them, but they were still ripped and stained and really tattered.

Someone had recovered both my guns. I tried to power on my pistol, but nothing happened. Finding that it worked would have really cheered me up. My shotgun looked fine, just some scratches.

I ambulated slowly down the hallway. I passed some patients and a few technicians along the way, and they all stared at me. They seemed amazed I was alive. Me too.

Got outside the hospital and realized I had three blocks to the train. Then there was more walking after that. I did not believe I could walk all the way to the train in one go, and I didn’t relish resting along the way.

I could call Garm and get her to drive me, but I knew she would bug me about work. Both my legs could be blown off and she would still blab about how I could help her by crawling after some jerk who owed her money.

That was Garm. But I didn’t feel like it right now.

Guy named Heningly I knew drove a cab. Not many in the city, but sometimes you needed stuff moved and had to rent out a car.

He seemed almost frightened I was calling him, but I explained I just wanted a ride from the hospital.

I sat down on the steps to wait, as I was already exhausted. Yeah, no way I could have made it to the train.

Finally, Heningly pulled up out front and I dragged myself down. I got in back as he held the door for me like I was a crippled granny. He didn’t look me in the face.

The backseat was spacious and had obviously been cleaned all of a few minutes ago, as it smelled strongly of solvent and was still wet at the sides.

Heningly ran around the front and got in. He did not turn around, but looked in the mirror at me.

“My apartment is located—,” I began.

“Oh, I know where you live, sir. I’ll take you right away.”

We came to my place and I flipped out my tele to pay.

“How much do I owe you?” I asked, after we arrived at my home.

Heningly looked scared, his eyes wide and his hands held up as if I were pointing a gun at him.

“Oh, no. Free! Let me get your door.” And he bolted out of the car and around to my side, where he helped me out.

“Thanks for the ride. Would have been a tough walk,” I said with a little laugh, feeling happy now that I was in front of my place.

“You could have made it, Hank. No problem. I’m sure you could have.”

I looked at him after this strange remark and he panicked again, as if he had said too much. Like discussing my walking habits was a state secret.

“Good-bye, call any time,” he practically yelled, as he ran to the safety of his car.

Inside, my place was still messy. I don’t know, somehow I was expecting shining surfaces and plush furniture. In my memories I was such a better decorator.

After a nap I flipped to The News. The headline was “Conspiracy #3 Details.” I couldn’t make sense of the story, so I opened the first issue since I’d been out. It had videos of me fighting the Dredel Led. Man that looked bad. The funny thing was, the story talked about the robot fleeing me as I tried to engage it. While in gross directional terms that was true, realistically it wasn’t close.

At the end of the paper was a bit that troubled me:

Hank has once again become the salvation of Belvaille by vanquishing this metallic villain. But one is inclined to ask the question, why has our nondescript community received such scrutiny? It seems beyond the realm of mere coincidence that a race as advanced as the Dredel Led would chance upon us on a whim. It’s time we come to grips with the dark nature of this space station. More to come, readers.

The next issue went into speculation. Of course, Rendrae didn’t know the real reason why the robots came, but he did his best to fill in the blanks. And those blanks were that Belvaille was in actuality a secret Colmarian military outpost and they were using the bad reputation of the city as a cover.

It went on to suggest there was likely a hidden Portal, or series, that led directly to Dredel Led space. Or that their empire was vaster than previously known and actually abutted Belvaille—which would have required a truly vigorous editing of celestial cartography.

The next issue essentially went after Garm. Rendrae had obviously been saving every drop of mud he had ever gotten on her, because he splashed them across the pages in all their inglorious detail.

Except that at every turn instead of seeing simple graft, he attributed her actions to some nefarious plot or other.

In the issue after that he attacked various parties on Belvaille and their potential involvement in the grand schemes. It was true fear-mongering, yet his facts were straight and all of this seemed theoretically possible, albeit unlikely, when read at the same time.

I mostly escaped his bile, at least in terms of being a conspirator:

I’ve known Hank for many years and he’s one of the elder residents of Belvaille. I label him a trustworthy person worthy of respect. It’s his own lack of acumen, and childish simplicity, which prevents him from seeing himself as a pawn in the Confederation’s game, however.

When our Adjunct Overwatch gave the order to bombard the delicate street fight that was ensuing, it was clear she was not only trying to eradicate the Dredel Led, but Hank as well. For she doubtlessly now considers his presence a liability. Who knows her past misdeeds more than Hank, who has so unknowingly helped advance the Colmarian Confederation’s stratagems?

I practically felt bad for myself for being such a dupe. Not to mention those good-hearted Belvaillian citizens who were being subjected to the unrelenting evil of our government.

Of course, all of this was preposterous.

I teled Rendrae so we could talk. After congratulating me on my recovery, we set a time and date to meet. I wanted to set him straight.

First, I had to see Jyen. I wanted to know why she was putting this station in mortal danger by remaining here with her brother.

I hung around my place for another day or so, not quite voluntarily. I’d just lie down for a moment to rest and realize three hours had flown by.

I walked across the street to Jyen’s, rode the elevator up, and buzzed their door. Jyen opened it and the view of their apartment left me horrified.

It was completely furnished, with junk everywhere. When I came in I had wanted to see suitcases, not a living space that looked like its occupants never planned on leaving.

There were chairs, couches, rugs, tables, and a lifetime of knickknacks covering it all. It appeared they had spent every second shopping since I last visited.

“Why are you still here?”

“The port is closed. Besides, we didn’t know where to go, or how.”

“The port is still closed?” I asked. That seemed odd.

“Yeah. Not one ship has left or entered in more than a month. We’re stranded. Don’t you think Jyonal has done a great job on our apartment?”

“You realize more Dredel Led could be on their way, right? How pretty your furniture is hardly seems important.”

At this point a man walked into the room from the back. He was dressed well with a manicured black beard and large sunglasses.

“Hello, Hank,” he said casually.

It took me a moment to realize this person was the creature that had once been Jyonal.

“Is that you?”

Jyen walked over and proudly stood by her brother.

“He’s recovered a lot. I told you what they were doing to him while we were incarcerated,” Jyen said.

Absently, Jyonal injected a drug into his neck. So he hadn’t changed that much.

His eyes glowed even behind the obscuring glasses as he looked at the floor. I got the idea he was using his mutation, which was absolutely not what I wanted to experience first thing out of the hospital.

On the ground in front of me appeared a solid cube maybe six inches on all sides. It had swirls of colors all over it, mostly of dark, metallic shades.

“Do you know what that is?” Jyonal asked after his eyes stopped glowing.

“No idea,” I said. “It looks kind of psychedelic.”

“What’s that mean?” Jyen asked curious.

“Um, it means kind of crappy.”

“No, silly, it’s our payment,” Jyen said with delight.

“Payment for what?”

“For you saving our lives.” Jyen walked closer to me now, looked up into my face, one ear falling over her shoulder. “For fighting the Dredel Led. You could have just let him kill us.”

“And what’s that?” I answered, pointing at the cube.

“It’s delfiblinium,” Jyen said. “It was one trick we used to pay for our transport out here.”

Delfiblinium was some super alloy. It could only be created at the most prestigious labs and in minute quantities.

This slab of metal was worth a ton. In theory. The problem was finding a buyer anywhere within the entire state of Ginland. I’d be arrested immediately if I tried to sell it. It was just a highly illegal doorstop.

“Thanks,” I said, not wanting to touch the druggie-spawned metal. “But really, we need to get you two out of here.”

“How? The port is closed. Even the Portal is shut down,” Jyen complained.

“The Portal too?” That was really bad. The military controls the Portals. I might be able to get something out of the port, with Garm’s okay, but that was irrelevant if the Portal was shut down. It would take thousands of years to travel to the next inhabited system without a Portal. It simply wasn’t possible.

“So are you back to full strength?” Jyen asked, after some time of me standing quietly.

“For the most part, I guess. My teeth are growing, but that will take time.”

“If you want, I can take a look at them. I made all these myself,” Jyonal said, and he pulled back his lips with his fingers to show off his teeth, which made him look crazier than usual.

“No, thank you,” I said a little too hastily.

As I saw it, there wasn’t a whole lot left to talk about.

“Well, I’m off.”

“Hank, do you want to come over for dinner later? You’re the only person we know on the station and we’re not sure how safe it is to talk to others,” Jyen pleaded.

I paused for a bit. I could see being lonely here. I did feel sorry for them in a way. But they were also the kind of people you didn’t want as friends because of their baggage. You know, the hunted-by-two-galactic-empires baggage.

“How about later this week?” I asked. Hoping Jyonal wouldn’t turn me into a mushroom at the delay.

Jyen ran up to me and gave me a hug. Jyonal shook my hand while his sister clung to me. Both seemed really tickled I’d consented to dine with them.

“You’ll have to tell us all about your stories here on Belvaille,” Jyen said, still with her arms on my shoulders.

“You bet,” I smiled.

As I was walking to the door, Jyonal said, “Don’t forget that,” as he pointed to the multicolored square on the ground.

“Oh, right.” I reached down with one hand to pick it up and it didn’t budge. I figured he had melted it to the floor by mistake—which was of course understandable since he had constructed it from thin air using his body, which he’d also constructed from thin air. But no, it was just amazingly heavy. I had to lift it with both hands and use my knees to hoist.

They used this metal for…I didn’t actually know what they used it for. It was just the punch line to jokes. Like when you wanted to say something was really expensive, you’d ask if it was coated with delfiblinium. I was probably breaking a dozen laws just possessing it—a million laws, knowing the Colmarian legal system. But I wasn’t about to refuse a gift from Jyonal.

“Bye,” Jyen chirped.

“Bye bye,” I said, shuffling my way to the door with the metal cube.

I immediately needed to ask Garm why the Portal was down. No ship around here was going to have an a-drive, which could in essence make its own Portal. They were far too big and costly.

So that meant until we got the Portal back up, Jyen and Jyonal were our guests.

CHAPTER 14

I found Belvaille to be treating me oddly. People who would have normally not hesitated to yell out my name in salutation I found strangely silent. If our eyes met or I said “hi” first, they would give me a hasty wave and quickly avert their gaze. I couldn’t figure out whether they were scared of me or were swallowing Rendrae’s rubbish. Or maybe they were afraid Dredel Led were going to pop out at any moment and start wailing on me—which was, frankly, a fear I also shared.

Of course quite a number of people treated me very well. I received invitations and gifts from about a dozen bosses, ranging from piles of alcohol to tokens. I put off visiting with any of them until I could get my bearings with Garm. First things first, I wanted to throttle Rendrae for his pointless incitements.

He had left instructions for me to meet him on one corner at a specific time. When I got there, a kid came up and handed me a note which had instructions on the next place to meet him.

This went on three more times and I was about ready to go home when Rendrae finally showed up at his last out-of-the-way location, behind a restaurant that had closed years ago.

“You look ridiculous,” I said.

While it wasn’t immediately clear who he was, it was clear he was a person trying to hide his identity. With a hood, face mask, gloves, scarf, and trench coat. He had on at least one layer of clothes too many for the controlled atmosphere of Belvaille. Even with his disguise I noticed Rendrae had lost weight since I last saw him.

“Nice to see you too, Hank. Glad you survived Garm’s assassination attempt. But not all of us are as resilient as you and I must take precautions.”

“Oh, come on, she didn’t mean to do that. I was waving at her and she misunderstood.”

“Misunderstood. Hank, you need to wise up. Belvaille is under siege and it’s not by robots. Here we thought we were the one unrestricted station in Colmarian space and it turns out we were the most controlled.”

“What’s controlled? When has any Colmarian government personnel done anything around here?” I asked, exasperated.

“Then why is a battlecruiser group headed for us right now?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” I said.

“There’s a Colmarian Navy battlecruiser group coming to Belvaille,” Rendrae said confidently.

“I don’t even know what that is, but I assume it’s because we were attacked by aliens. I’d be surprised if the military didn’t come.”

“And why is the Portal shut down?” he asked accusingly.

“Same reason, I’d guess. They want to make sure no Dredel Led slip out of here into Colmarian space. I mean we barely caught them as it was. Rendrae, you don’t really believe all this stuff you’re writing, do you?”

“Of course I believe it.” He was indignant. “Hank, tell me how our station, which specializes in every illegal activity known to Colmarians, has escaped notice for so long?”

“Because they don’t care,” I practically screamed. “We’re a speck of dirt. We aren’t worth their time.”

“We seem to be worth their time now.”

“Yeah, because we just got attacked by Dredel Led. We went from speck of dirt to exploding supernova in terms of danger.”

“And don’t you find it amazingly odd that a Therezian is here? When he has his choice of any planet and occupation in the galaxy, he chooses to be a doorman on Belvaille. That’s almost insulting to our intelligence. What’s he REALLY guarding?”

“I wish Wallow wasn’t here,” I said matter-of-factly, as I absently felt my recently rebuilt hipbone. “But who knows the psychology of Therezians? I heard what he’s doing isn’t out of the ordinary.”

“How about this: did you know your ‘good friend’ Garm was formerly a member of the Colmarian Secret Seven?” Rendrae threw this question like a javelin.

“No,” I said, thinking. “But she had to come from some department, right? I can’t imagine being sent to Belvaille was a promotion. Look, Rendrae, she’s the most crooked person I know and I mean that as a compliment.”

“I’ve run checks on about fifty of Garm’s personnel here and guess what, almost all of them have backgrounds in the Colmarian Intelligence Services. Is that also a coincidence? Open your eyes.”

This was kind of news. I had never paid much attention to Garm’s people. I figured they were mostly just police. Still, Rendrae was being paranoid.

“Hank, you can’t see the big picture.”

“Dirty deals are the big picture on Belvaille. And look at you. What are you skulking around for? You think Garm is trying to kill you? As if she doesn’t have better things to do.”

“I know she’s trying. Ever since I started reporting on the real activities here, my circulation has gone through the roof. I’ve got 95% coverage on the station. She hates the scrutiny I’m creating.”

“That’s stupid. We got children here. We got people who can’t even read. We got people who won’t read even if you had a gun to their head. It’s impossible 95% of the population have a subscription.”

“Last week I topped 135,000,” he said smugly.

“There aren’t even that many people here. Are they buying multiple copies?”

“I thought there were 145,000 here,” he said, confused.

“No,” I answered, but didn’t elaborate.

“Well,” Rendrae began uneasily, “I know my numbers. And I know Garm is hunting me. I’ve had to keep moving this whole time.” He paused as I looked at him skeptically. “Hank, even if you want to avoid all this data in front of you, why would the Dredel Led come here? It is literally the last place out of trillions of Colmarian habitations they could have assaulted. According to you there’s nothing here and we’re on the opposite side of the galaxy.”

I took in a deep breath as I thought. I knew why they had come, obviously. But I couldn’t tell Rendrae about Jyonal, not with his big mouth. But his big mouth connected to a lot of ears and it was messing up things on the station.

“Okay,” I began, and now I looked around nervously, like some Rendrae imitation. “What I’m about to tell you, you can’t tell anyone else.”

Rendrae practically snapped to attention. This was about as close to ecstasy as he got, I suspected.

“I know why the Dredel Led came here,” I said in a whisper.

“Why?” Rendrae whispered back.

We had almost merged into a single organism we were standing so close together.

“I can’t tell you,” I responded.

And Rendrae jerked away, like an amoeba that had tried to fuse with another, only to learn it was of the same sex.

“That’s it?” He was offended.

“Yeah,” I said, my spirits dampened.

“That’s your big secret? You have a lot to learn, Hank.”

Then I realized I had left something out. Or so I thought.

“Wait, wait, wait. There’s more,” I said.

Rendrae wasn’t very interested. He gave me one ear and only halfheartedly.

“I know why the Dredel Led came here,” I repeated.

“You stated that already.”

“And Garm doesn’t know.”

Rendrae looked at me. He blinked and his lips were slightly parted.

“Garm—how much doesn’t she know?” Rendrae tried to clarify.

“Nothing. At all,” I said with an ostentatious sweep of my arms.

It was like a silent blow to Rendrae and he tilted back on his heels.

“But you didn’t know a lot of things, Hank. How can you know she doesn’t know?”

I could see I had him hooked. But his level of detail was a bit irksome.

“Because they are independent. Because I am positive.”

“But what about the Portal—,” he began.

“Look,” I cut him off, my patience gone. “I told you all I can tell you.” But I had one more idea to help seal the deal. I took out my shotgun and put it under Rendrae’s chin.

“If you repeat what I just told you—if you hint what I just told you—I will kill you,” I said with a leaden voice. “And you know this is not something I say idly.”

This was not taken so much as a threat by Rendrae as a stamp of authenticity. His eyes literally glittered with the idea he had Secret Knowledge. He giggled giddily.

“This is fantastic information, Hank. But what good is it to me if I can’t comment on it? You owe it to the citizens to share this.”

“The way I see it, I don’t owe the citizens of Belvaille nothing. They didn’t spend a month in the hospital with fifty broken bones and having their guts regrown. I did more than my fair share already.”

“True. True. And you’ve seen I’ve given you generous thanks for that. But Hank.” Rendrae was pleading.

“No. More than my safety is at risk if word gets out,” I said grimly.

Rendrae bit his fingernails at this new piece of information. As if that was the only thing preventing him from repeating it at the top of his lungs.

“So…,” and Rendrae was momentarily speechless, which was a first.

“I’m going to talk to Garm later. I’ll ask her about the stuff you mentioned. I mean, yeah, some of it is weird.”

“Be careful, Hank. She’s far more dangerous than you think,” Rendrae said.

“Oh, I know she’s plenty dangerous,” I replied.

I went to see the mastermind of badness the next day.

A world of change had come over Garm’s City Hall. The soldiers stood around at attention. The check-in process was formal and laborious. The interior of the building itself was scrubbed and orderly.

The soldiers I saw with their helmets off stood to the side as I walked by and didn’t quite snap to, but close. No one smiled.

It took me thirty minutes to get in to see Garm, which was ridiculous.

“So what’s—,” I started when I was finally permitted to see her, and before I could complete the thought, she walked away into what appeared to be a side room.

Okay. I followed her and she closed the door to a bare closet, holding two chairs and bad lighting.

“This place is soundproof,” she explained, and we both sat down.

“Awesome. So what’s this I hear about a battlegroup coming here?” I said like I had something on her.

“Battlecruiser group,” she corrected. “Where’d you hear that?”

“Never mind, what about it?”

“Eh, Rendrae probably told you,” she said. “It’s true. Four battlecruisers, six cruisers, three destroyers—”

“Destroyers?” I interrupted.

“Yeah. Three destroyers, two transports, and various logistics ships. All coming to good old Belvaille.”

“For what?” I asked.

She shrugged. “To find out why the first contact we’ve had with the Dredel Led in centuries happened here and why it was hostile, I guess.”

“How many troops are they bringing?”

Garm sighed.

“About a quarter million.”

I sat there. My mind refused to do the math.

“Can the city even hold that many people?”

“No. Most are going to stay on their ships, but I’ve been instructed to make habitation available for twenty-five thousand soldiers.”

As I was sitting there dumbly, Garm broke in.

“In case you’re wondering, we have 535 Colmarian military here now. And about 216 government workers who do services for the station.”

Again, my mind was fumbling with the crazy numbers.

“So all those ships are going to be at our port? All those cops?”

“Well, most of those ships are too big to dock at our port,” Garm corrected. “They’ll just be floating nearby.”

“Oh, good,” I blurted sarcastically.

“We need to make a lot of changes before they get here,” she said.

“No way, you’re kidding? You mean the Colmarian Navy isn’t going to be pleased to find we deal mostly in black market activities?”

“This is serious, Hank. For everyone. The Captain of that group has full legal rights. They’ve preemptively declared martial law. For all I know they could start dragging people into the street and executing them. I need you to help call a meeting of all the bosses. Everyone. We got a few months to scrub this place down before they get here.”

“They’re taking months to come out here, presumably they’re going to stay a while. How are we supposed to fake it that long?” I asked.

“I don’t know. We’ll discuss it,” Garm replied.

“Hey,” I began, thinking. “I need you to open the port so I can get a ship out of here.” Jyen and her brother had to get off this station. That many troops were sure to find them.

“For you?” Garm asked.

“Yes,” I answered. I couldn’t tell Garm about them, so I’d just say it was for me. No ship was single-passenger anyway.

Garm laughed.

“When they come to audit my books, I’m in at least as much trouble as anyone here. But I have a better chance of getting off this station than you do.”

“Why?”

“Because you killed two Dredel Led! About the only things the military asked about were empty housing and you.”

“Why did you tell them I destroyed the robots?” I asked, annoyed.

“I didn’t. Your friend Rendrae printed it for the whole galaxy to read. Blame him.” Seeing my expression she continued, “Yes, some issues of The News make it off Belvaille. Did you think Dredel Led would be just a local concern? They’re talking about this across the whole Confederation.”

“Are you really a former intelligence agent?” I asked, thinking of Rendrae’s conspiracy theories.

Garm pursed her lips.

“I don’t know if ‘former’ is the right word,” she said.

“What?” I was shocked.

“It’s not exactly secret. I mean, what did you think all those giant radio telescopes are used for?”

I was beginning to question everything I knew about Belvaille.

“So there is hidden military stuff that goes on here?” I asked.

“Nah. But they figured they got this space station, might as well use it. And it is at the edge of our empire.”

“But there’s nothing out there,” I countered. Rendrae’s paranoia was all coming true.

“Who said there’s nothing out there? There’s plenty. The Boranjame crisscross at leisure. There’s been Dredel Led talk for ages. Rettosians. Qwintine. Keilvin Kamigans. There’s a whole galaxy besides Belvaille, you know?”

I sat looking at my knees for a moment.

“Are you trying to assassinate Rendrae?”

“No,” Garm began firmly, and I felt myself relax. “But I am trying to arrest him. If he doesn’t stop he’s going to make it a hundred times harder when those soldiers get here. They’ll just flip through issues of The News arresting people. He’s detailing every crime we’re committing, and quite a few we’re not.”

“Wow” was all I could say. After a moment, I asked, “You know anything about delfiblinium?”

Garm’s brow furrowed at the unusual question.

“Why?”

“I’m just curious,” I said innocently.

“Well, it’s incredibly rare.”

I was about to ask her “how rare?” when she continued.

“Because it’s super unstable and explosive.”

“Oh.”

“Please don’t tell me you know of some delfiblinium on Belvaille. That’s all I need is for the Navy to find some of that here.”

“No, I was just… thinking,” I said. I could see Garm was a pile of jagged nerves, so I’d hold off on telling her unless there were no other options.

I had just started feeling good about being healthy again. Now there was an army coming that specifically wanted to see me, they had the authority to kill probably half the population on the station, and there was no way to leave.

“I felt better when the Dredel Led were still here,” I said morosely.

CHAPTER 15

The next day I had lunch with an old friend, Bon-Peeb. I’d worked with him on more jobs than I can remember. He was definitely an old-timer and I kind of felt like talking about the past, as the present and future were becoming oppressive.

“Hank. Hank,” he called across the restaurant, standing to get my attention.

Bon looked…well, old. He had a big white beard and big belly. I suppose he had always been older, but I forgot by how much. He was a large Colmarian, standing almost a half-foot taller than me. He never had trouble finding work on Belvaille as a tough of some kind.

I shook his hand and took a seat, wanting to get out of view of the nosy patrons around me.

“Great seeing you, Bon,” I said.

“Uh, the name is Been-e now, what with the military coming. I still have some outstanding warrants.”

“How does everyone know about this stuff?” I asked, amazed.

Bon/Been-e twisted his face to express the ease of information.

“It’s just around,” he said. “Hey Hank, so how long we known each other you think?”

I honestly had no clue. We were never great friends or anything. We had probably worked with each other and not known it, too.

“What was the first job you remember with me?” I asked. “I seem to recall it was breaking into that guy’s apartment,” and I struggled to push away the dust in my memory, “but it was like the wrong guy’s apartment, so we broke into someone else’s and that one was wrong too.”

“I don’t think that was me,” Been-e said. “I think it was the Girl Strike. Like ninety years ago or abouts.”

I shook my head, indicating it didn’t ring a bell.

“Remember, like all the girls went on strike. The guys too. Anyone who was one of those type of jobs, you know?”

“This was probably before my time,” I said.

“No. You’ve been here longer than me. Come on. You weren’t such a big deal then, I remember. But people knew you and everyone was like, ‘ask Hank, ask Hank,’ and I was like, ‘Hank, who?’”

“So what happened?” I asked, perversely interested in more tall tales about myself.

“We didn’t know what to do. They wanted a ton more pay and there was no way it was going to happen. And all the bars practically shut down, because as much as people want to drink—”

“They want to drink with someone pretty,” I finished.

“Yeah. But anyway, there were some fellows who had the idea to rough up the girls to get them to agree and you were like, ‘If we beat them up, we’ll never get a date again.’ It was a real touchy situation. So you suggested the bosses like sweet-talk the girls. Send them candy and flowers and gifts and stuff and talk about how they miss them.”

“This kind of sounds familiar,” I agreed, a smile on my face.

“Right, so all these big bosses are reciting poetry and playing music and making complete asses of themselves. Some of the bosses didn’t do it. You know because of their egos. And they stayed closed. But the ones who did it, they eventually got their people back. They spent money to do it, but it was more the whole appreciation thing.”

“Hmm,” I said, my arms behind my head. It was almost like I had just finished this job and was relishing in my own success.

“That’s when people were really like, ‘not only can this guy crack heads, but he’s smart,’” Been-e added.

“Well, I don’t know about that. It’s all relative. And relative to Belvaille, you know?”

“Yeah, true that. But, I figure we’ve known each other about ninety years. I’ve been shot maybe ten times working with you and I have no idea how many times you been shot. A million, maybe?” Been-e laughed.

“I never shot you, did I?” I asked.

“Once. But that’s okay. It was just how things went. And unlike a lot of guys, I know you weren’t trying to cut me down or nothing,” he said nonchalantly.

“Oh. Well. Sorry and all.”

He waved it off.

“Not sure if you know, seeing as how you been involved in that real big stuff,” he started.

“Hey, I hope you don’t believe all that crap in The News,” I interjected.

“Eh,” he began, and I could see he did. “Not really. I know how it is.”

“Good,” I said, at least happy he’d lied.

I find my whole pattern of speech and mannerisms morph when I’m around working folks. I think everyone does that to an extent, but I was about ready to pound some booze and throw the bottles against the wall. Been-e was so salty.

“Anyway, it’s been rough on us while the Portal is down. Almost no jobs going on and the military coming. It’s tough finding work,” Been-e stated.

And it was only going to get harder, I figured. I hoped he wasn’t going to ask me for help. I might be able to scrounge something, but I always disliked being put in that position.

“Hey, have you seen my daughters?” he asked urgently. He took out his tele to show me a group picture of three women of varying ages. “I finally got them all in one place to send me a vid.”

The girls were a lot younger than I’d guess a man of his age would have. Kids don’t do much for me except get annoying, but I’ve learned parents are less objective about their children than addicts are about their drugs, so I said they looked nice.

He put his tele away. He had a guilty expression already and I knew it was a matter of time before he either hit me up for credits or asked for work or both.

“So I started working for Zadeck, but it’s just one job, see?” He was looking down at the table now.

“Yup,” I said, coaxing along the conversation to its inevitable conclusion.

“I just want you to do one thing, Hank, and that’s hear me out. Okay?”

“Okay,” I said, gritting my teeth.

“No, really. I need you to hear out what I have to say.”

“Alright,” I said, annoyed.

Then Been-e pulled a pistol out from under the table, pointed it at my head, and fired.

There were screams all across the restaurant and people ran to the exits in a panic.

“What the hell!” I yelled at him.

He immediately put the gun down on the table in front of us and put his hands up. He wore the same apologetic expression.

“Just listen to me, Hank. I’m really sorry!”

I felt up where I was shot and there was a bullet stuck in my forehead. Just the very tip had embedded itself in my skin. When I pulled back to view my fingers there was no blood, though it stung like a bitch.

As the restaurant emptied, I looked at Been-e and motioned for him to start explaining.

“Right. So Zadeck is kind of mad at you,” he began tentatively.

“You don’t say.”

“You dragged that Dredel Led over to Wallow and got them to fight. He kind of felt you should be punished for that. You know how bosses are.”

“Oh, please. Wallow probably didn’t even break a sweat ripping that thing to pieces.”

“Well, I think it was more a point that he wanted you to know,” and Been-e seemed to think about this, like he was reciting a message from Zadeck. “He thought you kind of stepped over the line. Used him, or whatever.”

“So he tried to have me killed?” I shouted.

“Oh, no. He knew this wasn’t going to kill you. Everyone told him that. It was more…just to do it, I guess.”

“And so you volunteered?” I asked.

“I told you, it’s been hard. And I’ve known you so long, I figured you might blow away some stupid kid who did it. At least you’d hear me out. And I knew it wouldn’t do you no harm. I seen you get shot all over. I even loaded the cartridge light—but don’t tell that to Zadeck, please.”

“You got some nerve asking me for favors.”

I felt the bullet in my head again. It wasn’t a small bullet but it really was superficial, I was sure I could pop it from my skin with no problems. But I decided to leave it there.

Then I looked down at the pistol.

“Where did you get that?” I asked.

“Um, I bought it from Ioshiyn. Why?”

I slumped.

“I sold him that gun,” I replied, irked.

“Really?” Been-e said. I could see he was wondering how this changed my reaction towards him.

“But Hank,” he broke in, “I loaded light. I knew this wasn’t going to do nothing. At all. Look, you’re sitting here talking to me. I told Zadeck this would happen. And I said I’d be a good guy to do it, because we worked together.”

“Yeah, that’s why he wanted you. Because he liked the idea of getting a friend to shoot me. Makes him feel bigger,” I stated glumly.

“Well, you did try and get Wallow killed,” he said.

“To save the station,” I barked, “including him.”

“I know that. I know that. But Hank, you’re not thinking like a boss. Zadeck without Wallow is nothing. You almost…more than killed, Zadeck. You almost made him a nobody.”

I took a breath and thought about this. Been-e definitely understood Belvaille.

“How much did you get paid?” I asked casually.

“Five grand.”

“What?”

I tried to jump to my feet in outrage, but I bumped into the table.

“I know it’s not a great price, but like I said, it’s been tough finding work and I need to sock away some cash.”

I could take getting shot in the face. Getting shot in the face by an old friend. Getting shot in the face by an old friend for trying to save everybody. But I wasn’t going to sit here and be demeaned by the fact the prospective killer was only paid five thousand. That was beyond an insult. He was saying “here is what I think Hank is worth,” and then scraping some crud off his shoe.

“How do you think that makes me feel? How would you like to know someone got paid that little to kill you?”

“It wasn’t really a hit. It was more a”—and he bounced his head around trying to come up with a better term—“a thing. Like. Hey. Hey!”

I sat there stewing. Bullet in my forehead. Five grand. That was nothing. That was humiliating.

“So what do you think I should have asked for?” Been-e finally asked.

“Like fifty grand. Easy. I mean, I’m bulletproof, right? I’m muscle, right? Or I thought I was. I just killed TWO Dredel Led. Five grand? You don’t even kill little old ladies for that. That’s an insult to you, too.”

“I know,” he said. He was still staring at the table, mortified.

I looked around at the empty restaurant.

“What, are the waitresses all gone?” I asked irritably.

Garm’s big meeting the next day was convened in the Belvaille Athletic Club, the exclusive establishment that only catered to bosses.

There was a very strict unwritten rule that thugs went to the Belvaille Gentleman’s Club and bosses went to the Belvaille Athletic Club, with no violence tolerated in either. It had been like that forever. You could sit down and have a drink next to a guy you had been fighting with an hour ago.

I shouldn’t have been allowed in since I wasn’t a boss, but these were bad times and it was the only building where the bosses all felt safe together. No personal bodyguards were here—Garm had provided security.

I showed up late because I felt like showing up late. I walked up to the club and there were at least twenty military personnel stationed around. And they weren’t being lazy, they were alert. Everyone was nowadays.

I actually had to give my name and ID to enter.

“Ah, my friend, good to see you,” Tamshius said. “You are looking well.”

There were about a hundred bosses in the room. It was pretty incredible. You could turn Belvaille into a respectable place in two seconds if you had a grenade.

There was statuary and crystal and artwork and brilliant metals on every square inch. However, unlike many bosses’ private establishments, the Athletic Club was refined. Subdued. It was the Old Money of Belvaille. It might well pass for a high-end country club on a respectable planet instead of being a haven for criminals. Bosses come and go, but the Athletic Club was eternal.

The Belvaille Gentleman’s Club, by contrast, was primarily where you ate, drank, bitched about work, and watched sports. It also had a perpetual, indescribable stench that clung to you long after you left the building.

“Nice of you to show up,” Garm said icily. I knew she hated me keeping her waiting, especially since she had to entertain a bunch of chauvinist lawbreakers who disliked her in principle because she was a cop—though not a very good one.

The bosses were all spread around the cavernous room sitting in luxurious chairs. A thirty-foot table was meant to be the center of the meeting, but most bosses had pulled their seats away in order to get as much space as possible. Even facing apocalypse they were catty and distrustful.

I walked up to the table and others slowly came closer as well.

“Good, let’s start,” Garm began. “We…what’s that on your head?” she said to me, surprised enough to interrupt her speech.

“A bullet,” I replied coolly. I had not removed it since yesterday. I was just going to wait until the skin popped it out. It was a good conversation starter if nothing else.

Everyone at the table was staring at me. I kept nonchalant. Besides, any facial movements threatened to squeeze out the bullet like an overripe pimple. Yup, I kill alien robots and get shot in the face. Big deal.

But then I looked over and saw Zadeck. He was trying to use the other bosses as camouflage.

“What the null is he doing here?” I yelled. The balls on that guy.

Garm looked around. She was obviously clueless as to the situation.

I reached into my jacket and pulled out my shotgun. The fifty bosses that had been at the table soon became five, the rest taking cover in a decidedly un-boss fashion.

At this, about a dozen soldiers who had been positioned in inconspicuous areas rushed forward with their rifles out.

“Put it down!” one of them screamed.

“Hold it. Hold it,” another said.

“I got a shot,” said one with a young voice who obviously didn’t know me.

“Hank, come on,” said a reluctant guard, who obviously did know me, “you’re making this difficult.”

“What are you doing?” Garm shouted. She got in front of me and forced my shotgun to the side. Now the last bosses at the table finally moved as my barrels swung across their positions. I wasn’t able to aim with Garm twisting my arm around, and she’d apparently had some real combat training because she did it with relative ease, despite me being vastly stronger than her. She just redirected my exertions.

“Zadeck put a hit on me. That’s how I got this souvenir,” I said, pointing towards my forehead.

Garm seemed surprised at this news, glancing over her shoulder briefly.

“Everyone here has grievances with each other, Hank. You know that. We all have to put them away for the time being for the greater good.”

“I’m not a boss. I’m me. And when someone shoots me, I shoot them back. And we see which of us dies first.”

“Technically, it wasn’t a-an assassination,” Zadeck said from what sounded like a billion miles away. “I knew Hank would survive quite easily.”

I was feeling foolish with Garm twisting my gun around and around and me getting nowhere closer to aiming. I let my hand go limp and she took my shotgun from me. Which I felt was a bit unnecessary.

“Zadeck!” Garm barked. “You need to apologize to Hank so we can get on with this.”

Garm didn’t know what she was asking. Standing in front of every rival he’s ever had or ever will, it probably would have been easier to let me have one free shot.

He stepped forward gingerly, looking at the other bosses. You could see him thinking.

“I don’t see—,” he started.

“You either apologize or you leave and be the only person not here. And trust me, you want to be here,” Garm said, determined.

“Just do it,” one boss piped. “We’re wasting time.”

Zadeck cleared his throat. He blanked his face. Gave a little bow.

“You have my deepest apologies, sir.” It almost bordered on parody, but it was not so obviously sarcastic that it was invalid. Having to apologize twice would have killed him.

“No problem,” I mumbled, and I snapped the bullet from my forehead. It came out with hardly any pressure at all.

“Fine. Good. Okay—,” Garm started.

“I got a grievance too,” a small-timer said.

“Shut up.” Garm lost it. She pointed at everyone in the room. “All of you, every single one, are going to be dead in a month if you don’t listen.”

That was one way to get attention. Garm should have been a public speaker. She thrust my shotgun at me, which I collected and returned to its holster. She then straightened her hair and smoothed her uniform, neither of which appeared unkempt even after she disarmed me.

“Right. As some of you may have heard, the Colmarian Navy has sent a battlecruiser group to Belvaille. It is on its way. The Captain of that detachment has already declared martial law on this station. Twenty-five thousand soldiers are going to be disembarking and living here. The duration is unknown.”

“Do they just want to make sure the Dredel Led are gone?” an ancient boss asked.

“I do not know what their priorities are,” Garm said. “But the way I see it, every bit of contraband that exists anywhere on this station has to be destroyed or hidden. And if it’s hidden, it has to be hidden well.”

“I’m not flushing my livelihood down the toilet just because some Colmarian monkeys show up,” Ddewn said. I figured he’d be trouble. But there were lots of agreements to his outburst.

“There’s one thing the Captain specifically didn’t tell me about, but I learned anyway. On the other side of the Portal—”

“You mean that broken thing that’s preventing us from getting any goods in or out of here?” a boss who I knew to be big on foodstuffs said. A chorus echoed his anger.

“The Navy controls the Portals,” Garm said, and by her manner you could tell she had explained this many times recently. “They turn it on or shut it off as they see fit. Don’t blame me. But anyway, on the other side of that Portal sits a dreadnought.”

She had obviously meant this to have some meaning, but it was clear no one here had any stake in it.

“Put it this way, a dreadnought makes a battleship look like a mouse. I mean a mouse compared to something really big.”

Still no recognition.

“Okay, a dreadnought is the Colmarian Navy’s largest capital ship. Its weapons are only good for shooting other massive ships. Or bombarding planets. Or…blowing up space stations.”

That got some reaction.

“You’re worrying about losing some liquor or some drugs? I’m worried about them turning on that Portal, wheeling that dreadnought through, and having it kill every living thing on Belvaille,” she said.

“They wouldn’t do that!” an obese boss named Galagher yelled. He wasn’t much of a boss, but we extended the net pretty wide for this meeting. He was a recent addition to the station, one of the newer breeds trying to buy his way up.

“Why? Because Belvaille is such a bastion of noble enterprise?” Garm asked. “We were just compromised by Dredel Led. What do we have going for us?”

“Would they really kill all these people?” I asked.

“They’re bringing transports. Presumably they have enough space to evacuate us. But will they chance that with Dredel Led around? They might not even disembark. Saying they’re bringing transports could be them trying to con us so a panic doesn’t break out over their real intentions of destroying the station.”

“So why bother?” said a gloomy man with a face to match.

“That’s worst-case scenario. Actually, that’s just one. The other is they stay here. Forever. Battlecruisers hovering nearby and a quarter-million soldiers.”

“How many?”

“That battlegroup,” she said, “holds anywhere from 200 to 300 thousand troops.”

The bosses, so recently worried about the prices of liquor, their shipments perpetually stalled at the Portal, and various other small things, found themselves pondering an ocean of police trampling them underfoot. That is, if they weren’t destroyed from space.

“Can we leave Belvaille? I know the Portal is down. Could we load our goods on ships and wait them out?”

“They would scan us,” Garm said. “The Navy is coming from as far away as the Colmarian capital, which is why it’s taking them so long to get here. That’s how big a deal it is. Our port is closed. It is to remain closed until they arrive. If a ship left and was scanned down, they wouldn’t bother boarding it.”

“So is there nothing we can do?” Tamshius asked plaintively.

“First off, look around. Go on. Everyone here is now your best friend. If ANY static goes off between you, I will have you killed. And I’ll use Hank, who will beat you to death and, knowing him, will complain about it to your corpse for the next month,” she said.

I kind of snapped out of my reverie at the mention of my name. This was really a lot of bad information for anyone to handle. But I didn’t mind being the heavy if it kept us alive.

“What I’m counting on is them not staying for too long. They have blueprints of Belvaille, but they are old ones. We’ve made changes to the station that aren’t recorded anywhere. That means there are buildings, sewers, ducts, structures that the Navy won’t know exist unless they trip over them. We can use those as caches to hide our stuff. And even with all the troops here, most of the southwest is still going to be shut down. We can risk hiding things there too. But look, we don’t have a ton of room. You’re going to have to dump a lot.”

“And let me guess, you’re selling us the right to use that space?” Ddewn said, his eyes slants.

“You don’t get it?” Garm asked, shaking her head. “Belvaille is a clean city as of now. There are no deals going on. None. If you spit on the sidewalk I’ll have you arrested for littering.”

“How are we supposed to survive like this?” a thin boss with a raspy voice wearing a poofy brown robe asked. I was wondering the same thing.

“I don’t know. Talk to some normal businesses here and find out what they do,” Garm said.

There was a lull, with everyone somber. Thinking about how much money they would lose. Or what having your city destroyed by a dreadnought would feel like. Or me sitting on them until they died.

“If there’s going to be twenty-five thousand troops here,” I said slowly, “they’re going to want to party. I don’t care where they came from or what branch of the service. This could be a business opportunity for you guys.”

And it was like a huge beam of sunshine hit them.

That Garm immediately obscured.

“But wait first. We don’t know their intentions. I mean I don’t, and I’m an Adjunct Overwatch in the Colmarian military. I find that distressing to say the least.”

“Maybe they’re looking to replace you,” Tamshius said not-so-under his breath, which garnered some laughs.

“They don’t need a dreadnought to replace me,” Garm replied icily. “Unfortunately, this isn’t a voluntary program. If you choose to not dispose of your illegal goods, I’ll be doing it for you. Because I’m not going to have you get caught and go crying about me or him or him,” she said, pointing at random people.

The room was indignant. These were businessmen. The idea of throwing away goods was repugnant to them. Garm cut through their noise.

“I don’t want to risk venting too much contraband from the station, especially once the big ships pass the Portal. So we need to get that done fast. If there’s an asteroid belt of stolen electronics orbiting Belvaille we won’t fool anyone. I know it’s hard to do, but it has to be done. We’re going to be visiting each of you this week.”

You could see there were a lot of questions, but at the moment they were swallowed up in fear.

“That’s it, folks,” she said far too cheerfully.

I hung around to talk with Garm.

“Is there really a dreadnought sitting at the Portal?” I asked.

“Not yet. We still have some time, but I wanted to get started early because I know this is going to be rough. But yeah, it’s on its way. I had some people contact me. It’s pretty hard to keep a thing like that secret.”

“Could it be coming out here for another reason? You said the telescopes saw stuff around here.”

She looked at me and seemed tired. Garm was never tired.

“Hank, there is no reason whatsoever for a ship of that size to be so far away from home. Out of the millions of ships the Navy has, they’ve got seven dreadnoughts.”

CHAPTER 16

I picked up some food at a corner joint and from there headed to Jyen and Jyonal’s apartment. I wondered if I should grab some kind of gift, but I didn’t want to contribute to them feeling at home. The sooner they left Belvaille, the better.

I buzzed the door and Jyen let me in.

“Hank!” she said, looking thrilled. She gave me a hug straightaway, wearing a robe that was obviously for lazing around the apartment. “We weren’t expecting you.”

“I figured we could do dinner, I brought some food,” I said.

“Let’s go out. We hardly ever leave. You know the station so well.”

“Uh, sure,” I said reluctantly.

“I’ll get changed and let Jyonal know.” She practically danced out of the room.

Left alone with three hot meals in my hands, I looked around the apartment. Much to my concern, it seemed even more domestic. Desks crammed next to couches next to tables next to chairs. Whether Jyonal had conjured them up or they had purchased them was unknown to me.

After a bit, Jyen returned wearing a low-cut blouse and skin-tight slacks. She had Jyonal in tow, who looked terrible. He could barely stand, the skin on his face was considerably darker, his hair had fallen out in patches, and he looked emaciated. He had seemed so healthy last time I saw him.

“Some days are worse than others,” she explained, seeing my expression.

I needed to take them to a place that was inconspicuous or where I didn’t know a lot of people. A low-class place might not be phased by Jyonal’s dubious eccentricities, but it also might have clientele with no manners. I could take them to some small restaurant in a business district, but then it would be obvious I was trying to hide. I didn’t feel it was wise to offend them.

I decided on Daavisim’s club. He was an old boss I had worked with long ago. Smart guy, mostly kept to himself. I wished I could work with him more because he had no drama, but because he had no drama, he never needed my help.

Jyen was absolutely tickled to be out. She was almost skipping down the street as we headed for the train. Jyonal was another story. He had yet to acknowledge my presence and only seemed to be following Jyen out of habit. I can safely say it troubled me having a mutant of his power scuffing his feet and wobbling along next to me.

I didn’t know the doormen at the restaurant, but it was clear they knew me, as they stopped talking when we approached and nodded in the way tough guys do on recognizing another tough guy. Jyonal was invisible to them. Jyen got more than an appreciative glance.

Inside, the place had been redone and it was all bright lights and open tables. It seemed mostly to be a dancing and drinking establishment now, with the tables occupied by working girls and guys.

I asked someone nearby by if they still served food here and he said he thought so.

“Let’s stay,” Jyen said, excited. “Even if they don’t have food we can have some drinks. You want a drink, Jyonal?”

“Yeah,” he said immediately, which was the first sound I’d heard him make all night.

I led them as far away from the main floor as possible and we got a small table in the corner.

A waitress came by and asked for our orders. I was thinking of the weakest alcoholic drinks to get everyone. I ordered a Fizzback, a weak girlie drink, and told Jyen it was really tasty in hopes she would order it too.

“Double Gofuse,” Jyonal slurred. It was one of the strongest mixed drinks there was. Jyen also ordered a Gofuse.

“The News said you’ve killed people before. What’s that like?” she asked inquisitively.

“Well, I’ve never killed anyone who wasn’t asking for it. Or, anyone I wasn’t paid to,” I amended after a moment. “I don’t go around shooting people. But some guys are just stupid. A lot of guys. If given the choice between backing down and living, or standing tall and dying, a lot will choose dying. Even though no one will remember what you did a month later.”

“Do you have a girlfriend?” she asked, those brilliant crystal eyes peering into mine. “Oh, I’m sorry, I don’t know how it is on Belvaille. And with your culture. Please tell me if I’m being rude.”

It felt odd talking like this in front of her brother, even though he was only slightly more active than a lamp.

“The station is a really small community, only like fifty thousand people here. So everyone knows everyone else’s business. You know.”

Jyen looked confused.

“So you’re not seeing anyone?”

“No,” I said plainly.

“Do you like men?” she shrugged, confused.

“Are those my only options?”

“Well, you seem to be really popular. I figure you could be with someone if you want, right?”

I looked around for our drinks.

“I’m just not really big on talking about myself. Tell me about you, Jyen. Where did you grow up?”

“A military laboratory, mostly. Once they found out about Jyonal, they locked us both up and worked on us. They thought I might have the same potential as he does, though I don’t. But they kept me around to keep Jyonal happy and to threaten me. I don’t know what happened to our parents. We never knew them. We didn’t even have any parental figures on the base, because the leadership kept changing.”

“Ah,” I said, now really looking for those drinks.

“So why don’t you like talking about yourself? You seem so interesting.”

“It just makes me uneasy. I don’t know.”

“Not even about the fights you’ve been in?”

“I honestly can’t remember them all that well. And The News exaggerates quite a bit.”

“It’s so wild beating up people is your work,” she said.

“That’s not all I do,” I said defensively. “I’m an arbitrator. There are all kinds of regular businesses on Belvaille too, you know.”

The server finally came and I snatched my little fruity drink in its goofy artistic glass like my life depended on it. Though I could probably drink a thousand of them and not feel a thing—other than my bladder rupturing.

“Cheers,” I said. And Jyen and I clinked glasses as Jyonal merely downed his.

I was saved from more awkward talk when Daavisim himself walked up.

“Hank, my friend, I haven’t seen you in ages.” He was dressed in a smart suit that had more flash than I was used to seeing on him—it literally had blinking waves of light. He didn’t wear it well. Presumably his club’s transformation had required him to adopt this new look and he wasn’t easy with it.

“Good to see you too,” I said.

He looked over at Jyen, waiting for an introduction. I said nothing.

“I’m Jyen,” she said, darting out her blue hand. “And this is my brother Jyonal. We’re good friends of Hank.”

“Hank’s friends are welcome here. Especially one so lovely,” Daavisim said. He then regarded Jyonal, expecting an acknowledgement, but found him staring blankly at the wall, so he returned to me. “If you have a moment could we talk, Hank?”

“Sure,” I said, standing immediately.

“Want me to refill your drink? What are you having, a Gofuse?”

“Yes,” I answered, quickly nudging my Fizzback closer to Jyen.

“Can I come?” Jyen asked, like we were going to play a game.

We both glanced at her and Daavisim raised an eyebrow at me.

“We’ll be right back. It will only take a minute, right?”

“Absolutely,” he said. “Some more drinks over here,” he snapped to his servers.

His office was small, modest. There were crates stacked along the walls. It smelled like boxes. I liked it.

“First, I want to thank you for all you’ve done for us recently. You need any help with your hospital costs?” he asked, after closing the door behind us.

It was the first time I’d thought about it.

“I think it was free. No one mentioned it,” I said.

“I’ve been getting a kick reading about your old stories in The News. Belvaille sure was a rough place a while ago.”

“Most of that stuff is made up,” I brushed it aside, wanting to get past the small talk.

“Is that your sweetheart out there?”

“Her? No, I barely remember her name,” I said.

“Jyen, I think she said.”

“Hmm. So what’s up?”

“Do you think I could get a hit done?” he asked plainly. He sat on the front of his desk with his arms folded. There was a chair behind the desk, but it was covered in junk.

“You’re kidding,” I said, surprised. “You were at the meeting. No fighting.”

“This is a special case. Oluv-Jos.”

He laid the name out there with finality. I struggled with it a bit.

“Oh, Ddewn’s guy?” I remembered.

“That’s the one. He knocked over my register, took a decent bit of change.”

“After the meeting?” I was shocked. The guy must be suicidal.

“No. No.” Daavisim stood and looked around for someplace else to sit, saw there was none, and sat back down on his desk. “I think a few days before. But still.”

Daavisim wasn’t speaking plainly, which wasn’t like him. As I recalled, the same guy had taken Tamshius. The two acts were probably linked. Not that he robbed Daavisim to pay Tamshius—he was probably trying to start a war. This was the trigger. It wasn’t an easy thing, starting a war. You’d think it would be, but in the short term, it’s always bad for business.

“It could cause problems,” I said.

“Better done now and we start with a clean slate, or have this thing explode when the cops are here?” he asked innocently.

“Whoa! Garm will beat the crap out of you if you threaten her like that. You know she’s panicked as it is.” I wondered if the new club-owning Daavisim had been required to change personalities.

“I’m not threatening anyone, Hank,” he protested. “We’re just talking. I’m talking to you as a pal. I’m not the only one out for him, right?”

“I know there’s Tamshius,” I said.

“And I think Leeny,” he said, as if he didn’t know, but he obviously did.

And my brow furrowed. That’s three bosses Ddewn was bugging. At least. I didn’t see any connection between them, though. They weren’t geographically near each other or joined by past partnerships—of which I was aware. What was his goal?

This stuff could get so confusing. It could be a brilliant, subtle plan or it could have been the dumbest of dumb mistakes. Oluv-Jos might simply be a moron. There was no way to know.

This was when my services were usually employed. I could go between the bosses and straighten this stuff out, as I didn’t really work for anyone and they couldn’t brush me aside by blackmailing my kneecaps.

“Garm will want it talked,” I said resolutely.

“But what if they won’t repay?” he asked with exaggerated sincerity. “That’s a lot of bad blood stewing for however long those cops are here.”

I could see what he was getting at. They weren’t so blind as to miss the play going on. But now that Garm had put her foot down, they figured they could use that as cover to take out Oluv-Jos and whatever coalition, if any, was behind him wouldn’t be able to react. Either way, one side or the other would be upset.

“The simple answer is you’re going to have to speak to Garm,” I began.

Daavisim was about to respond when he started shaking uncontrollably and then collapsed on the ground.

I hurried over to check on him when I heard Jyen scream from outside. I rushed out the door. The music had stopped and there was no movement at all in the building.

Except for one person.

I looked back at our table and saw the most frightening thing I’d seen in my life.

Jyonal was floating a few feet from the ground, his arms were thrown wide, his eyes glowed with that otherworldly glare, and his face was stretched into a scream that was so ferocious I couldn’t tell if it was terror or fury.

The entire club full of patrons was lying on the ground unmoving.

“It’s not his fault,” I heard Jyen say at my side, but I couldn’t process it. He just murdered hundreds of people.

Like a light switching off, Jyonal immediately dropped to the floor, as if he had been suspended from strings now cut.

I stepped through the bodies over to Jyonal’s still form and my hand was going into my jacket. This…thing can’t live. He’s too dangerous.

Jyen stepped in front of me, her hands on my arm.

“Hank. They’re alive. It just knocks them out, they’ll be okay. It doesn’t work on me. I guess it doesn’t work on you. It wears off, I promise. When you were gone some men came over and they were bothering us…,” she trailed off. As if there could be any kind of valid reason for doing this.

I paused and looked down at one of the partiers. His eyes were closed and his mouth open. My fingers were too thick to feel a pulse, but I crouched down to examine him. I could see his chest rising and falling. I looked at others and could see them breathing as well.

“Take him. Take Jyonal home,” I said with difficulty.

Jyen started to answer.

“Take him home!”

Jyen ran over to her brother and coaxed him to his feet. I didn’t want to look at them. All I could see was this club full of bodies that had been so lively a second ago.

How was I going to explain this? How does a whole club get knocked out cold?

I could tell the doormen that… that some electrical thing happened. Yeah. Like wiring. Come quick. Yeah. They wouldn’t know. It would hurt Daavisim’s business, but they wouldn’t know.

I got to the front door. I paused to rehearse my lines. Be startled. Act surprised. I didn’t think that was a problem.

I threw open the door.

“Come quick.”

The doormen were lying on the ground.

I looked up the street and there were nothing but prone figures as far as I could see.

I stumbled out of the club and began walking. People with shopping bags. People with their children. All unconscious. I checked a few more and they all appeared to be breathing. How long did this last? How far did it go?

I turned a corner and it was the same. I walked dumbly, looking for someone still moving. Waiting for it to end.

I turned another corner and it was the same. The whole city? Was it possible? I felt like I was going insane.

Suddenly I heard a noise and looked up.

There was a mechanic strapped to a train support pole looking down at me from maybe ten feet up. He was dressed in work clothes that were designed to protect him from the heavy machinery of the train.

I gave him a small, hesitant wave.

He struggled with his harness, fell to the ground, and ran away from me as fast as his chubby legs could carry him.

CHAPTER 17

I crept around the empty city like the last survivor of a war. I wanted to avert my gaze, as it was very disconcerting seeing all the bodies, but I also didn’t want to step on anyone being as hefty as I was.

There was no way I was going back to my apartment. I felt sure Jyen would come over and try to explain how all this was totally normal for them. How level-ten mutants, when they weren’t getting high, making themselves new bodies, or handing out delfiblinium, were busy knocking whole cities senseless.

I went into a diner. The occupants were on the floor or with their heads on the counter, and decided to fix myself some food. All the appliances seemed to be working so it was a matter of finding ingredients.

It was a simple meal because I didn’t want people to start waking up and find me preparing some fancy seven-course dinner. But it turns out there was no fear of that. After two hours and my meal long gone, I was still the only one awake.

But soon enough I heard a cough by the counter. Very slowly the patrons were stirring.

I immediately sprawled myself against a countertop and played dead. After a few more minutes, there were screams and yells and all kinds of commotion.

I got to my feet last, confused at this strange happening.

But as soon as they saw me there, I was accosted with questions.

“Hank, what just happened? What’s going on?”

People kept asking me as if I had all the answers. I did, but it was irritating that they would assume I did.

I just shook my head and did my best to feign shock, though I don’t think I sold it well, as the diners kept pressing. Finally, I had to leave so I wouldn’t be bothered by a lot of scared folks whose problems I couldn’t resolve—not without breaking my word to keep Jyen’s and Jyonal’s identities secret, anyway.

At home I turned off my tele and the doorbell and went to sleep.

I woke up to harsh light in my eyes.

“What did you do?” I heard Garm ask before I could see her.

With one eye open I could barely distinguish her outline in my bedroom. I checked my tele. I had only gotten about four hours sleep.

“Come on, we can talk about this tomorrow, I’m tired,” I slurred.

Bang!

I grabbed my head where Garm had just shot me.

“Hey.” I stumbled out of bed and reached with an arm to try and snag her, but she easily sidestepped me. I tripped and landed hard on the floor.

“I know you hate getting shot, so if this is what it takes, I got all night,” she said.

“Garm, I don’t know. Ask anyone, I was asleep too,” I said.

“Do you think I’m stupid? You’re the worst liar in the galaxy. You weren’t in the restaurant before it happened and suddenly you’re there, in someone else’s seat, covered in food.”

“It must have messed with our memories,” I pondered mysteriously.

“Hank. The city was paralyzed. Everyone. We’ve already had five deaths from it and there’s probably going to be more. So tell me,” Garm said, her gun pointing at me again. “What in the 440 states is going on? When the troops get here, they’re going to ask about it. They’re going to assume the Dredel Led made the station unstable. This may even be the rationale they need to destroy Belvaille. Eighty thousand people just don’t simultaneously swoon.”

I couldn’t really lie to Garm. Not on moral grounds, but because I couldn’t think of any lie that would remotely make sense. Finally I took a deep breath.

“Garm. I can’t tell you,” I said simply.

“Why?” she asked, her eyes huge and angry.

“I can’t tell you that either. But—”

“You’re going to have to do a lot better than that! People died from it, Hank.”

“How did they die?”

“Why does it matter, they’re dead. Now I need to know how. If I know that, I am sure we can fix it or somehow explain it to the Navy. But do you really think they’re going to want to drop off tens of thousands of their troops into an area that mysteriously knocks its citizens into a coma?”

“Garm.”

“Yes, Hank,” she seemed to expect another stonewall.

“Will it help you to hear that I have it under control?”

“How is this under control? How can I possibly think you have it under control? Is it only going to be half the city next time?”

I wasn’t making any progress this way.

“Who was it who fought the Dredel Led?” I said. “For free.”

Garm was incredulous.

“You want money?” She rummaged in her pants. “You mercenary bastard, is that what this is about?”

“No. I was just saying…you have to take my word for it, Garm.”

“I don’t have to take anything. I have to protect this station, not just you.”

I thought for a moment.

“You have to take my word for it,” I said, leaving a heavy pause. “Or it will happen again.”

It was kind of true. Though kind of a lie. If Garm kept at it, she’d probably haul me down to jail and treat me pretty damn bad. I could somewhat realistically guess that Jyen would respond to that by using her brother. Who would do…mutant stuff. Up to, including, exceeding, what he’d done already.

But the kind-of-truthness registered on my face and Garm knew her hands were tied.

“You got this covered? You’re sure?”

“Yes,” I said uneasily.

I think Garm’s mind wasn’t ready to handle the lie part of my response, so she put her gun down. We stood there quietly a while.

“I won’t allow it to happen again,” I said a little more resolutely.

Now that I knew people had died, if he got out of hand, I would kill Jyonal. Though technically, if he got out of hand, he’d probably be killing me.

“How am I going to explain this?” Garm said.

“Electrical,” I said, continuing my half-truth streak.

Garm probably thought I was covering for some technical folks who’d accidentally run current through the sidewalks or something. That was a story she could sell, as no one would doubt Belvaille incompetence.

“Hey,” I said, “there are some bosses who want to carry out a hit. It seems Ddewn was setting up some back channel—”

“Argh!” Garm screamed in frustration. “I have to locate and dismantle fifty years’ worth of contraband across an entire city that specializes in contraband. You handle it. Unless,” she said, cooling rapidly, “you handling it would jeopardize you handling the other thing.”

“No,” I said with conviction. “I’ll get it done.”

Garm walked to my bedroom door to leave. I saw her hand was still tight on her pistol.

“If we get out of this alive, and I’m not in prison or executed, I’ll make sure you get whatever pay you want, Hank.”

“I don’t really need anything.”

She looked like she wanted to shoot me again, but only if it did damage. So instead she just walked out of my apartment.

I made a call to one of Ddewn’s clubs the next day. It was more a restaurant, but it had a little spot for sports gambling. I think mostly so he could call it a casino, which carried more prestige than a club and certainly more than a restaurant.

The manager told me he would tele for his boss and I should take a seat. Ddewn hired some of the roughest people on Belvaille. It bred loyalty and made him a bad guy to fight.

I figured I was just going to ask it straight. There was no point in me trying to figure out his labyrinth of schemes. We were at a point on the station where that stuff didn’t matter.

Business was good in the restaurant. Lots of people. Kind of a middle-of-the-line clientele. I think they were all slumming it or the prices were low because the casino was shabby even by Belvaille standards, with third-hand games and mismatched furniture.

The carpet had huge swaths that were different shades of the same color. The walls had paintings with rings around them from years of collected dust blown from the vents. There was even a bent banister. Really, how much effort does it take to straighten a railing?

The manager came back and told me Ddewn wasn’t around but I could wait. He wasn’t being very friendly.

I waited. The bartender wasn’t friendly either. I was sitting practically right on his lap and he just stood there washing glasses like I wasn’t there. I actually had to reach for a drink for him to finally take notice.

I got a cocktail and this jerk charged me at least twice as much as standard. And to be even pettier, when he filled it, he stopped about two inches from the rim.

Okay, I’m not the brightest star, but it was clear these guys didn’t like me.

After an hour I asked for the manager again. He left me sitting there for about thirty minutes before he finally graced me with his presence.

“Can you call Ddewn again? It’s very important. Tell him Hank needs to talk to him right away,” I said, trying to stay polite.

“I gave him the message already,” he answered simply. “He’s a busy man.”

“Yeah,” I agreed slowly.

Then I reached into my jacket, pulled out my shotgun, and pointed it at the poor guy drinking next to me at the bar.

“You need to leave, sir. The restaurant is closed.”

As the guy hurried away and before the manager could react, I got off my stool and fired a shot into the ceiling.

“Calm down everyone. Calm down. The restaurant is now closed. Please leave in an orderly fashion through the front.”

People left through the front. The side. The back. And it wasn’t entirely orderly. But it worked.

“What are you doing?” the manager asked angrily.

I sat back at the counter, my hand still on my shotgun, the barrels pointed somewhat in the direction of the bartender.

“Hey, pour me another drink. This time a full one. And then leave.”

The bartender did as he was told, though he had an awful big scowl on his face for someone with a four-barreled shotgun angled at him. Definitely a rough crowd—and he’s just the bartender.

The manager was fuming, waiting for me to explain. I took a sip of my drink and reloaded my gun, throwing the spent shell over my shoulder.

“Tell Ddewn, he needs to get here in…thirty minutes, or I’m going to burn this place down. And then I’m going to go to another of his joints and burn that down. And I’ll keep going until he finally decides it’s worth his time to come talk to me.”

The manager left to do it and I could see he wore a perverse grin, which didn’t bode well for me.

Wasn’t I intimidating not two weeks ago? I wonder if it’s these fake teeth. I still haven’t gotten used to them and now with my real teeth pushing out, I think I’m talking worse and worse. There’s going to be a point when no one takes me seriously because every sentence is a spray of saliva.

I drank my drink and reached over the bar and grabbed another. I had a feeling I might need it. I didn’t even bother carrying my broken Ontakian pistol anymore, but I felt this was probably an organization that wouldn’t be scared anyhow.

After thirty minutes on the dot, Ddewn came in with twenty of his men openly carrying their weapons. More telling, a lot of them carried hand-to-hand arms and not guns.

I didn’t recognize many of his boys. The ones I did recognize, I didn’t have a high regard for.

Ddewn was hard to tell apart from his men in appearance. He was muscular, tall, and wore dirty old combat synth clothes left open at the chest. He carried a very compact submachine gun that had a lot of ammunition and was known for its accuracy. Not a flashy weapon, but one a skilled marksman would choose.

He looked around his empty restaurant and wore a phony smile. I could tell he was stewing.

“The famous Hank. The savior of Belvaille. You know,” he started as he paced around his men, “people talk about you an awful lot. I think you got them all conned. ‘He killed that Dredel Led,’ they say. No, Wallow did. And put you in the hospital for months eating out of tubes. ‘Oh, he’s bulletproof, you can’t hurt him,’” he said in a mock-scared voice. “Bullets aren’t the only tools in the galaxy. If we hold you down, put a bag on your head, you’ll suffocate just like anyone else. The way I see—”

Boom!

Ddewn landed on his back.

I got off my stool, the smoke wafting from my shotgun.

“Man, I can’t even remember what I came in here for,” I said.

His men sprung to attention, their weapons at the ready. They were alternating looking at me and at Ddewn, who was cursing on the ground quite colorfully.

I slowly walked towards him. I knew the alpha was down and this pack of wolves was only as strong as its leader. That was the problem with their type.

“He’s right,” I said. “I didn’t kill that robot and I certainly didn’t beat up Wallow. But I fought that Dredel Led across half the city and went a round with a Therezian and got shot by artillery. And I’m still here. If you think you can do what they can’t, feel free to try.”

I walked right up to them. There was a man crouching next to Ddewn.

“Move,” I said to him.

He moved.

I looked at Ddewn, who was clutching his chest. I had hit him with the small-sized shot. The synth jacket hadn’t stopped it, but it probably severely reduced its impact. Where the jacket was parted, however, was covered in blood. And a few fliers obviously hit him in the neck, as it was bleeding copiously.

“There are three hundred and fifty thousand military coming to this station real soon,” I said. And though I was speaking down at Ddewn, it was mostly directed to his men. I stepped on his chest and he screamed. “I need to know that you’re able to be a team player.”

He hurled a string of obscenities at me so forcefully I was surprised I managed to stay on my feet.

“I thought you were going to say something like that.”

I fired a buckshot tube at his head, which was instantly whisked from his body and almost uniformly spread to the clothes of the men standing around him.

The room that had been a hair away from jumping on me a moment ago was silent and pacified. Ddewn’s foot soldiers were beheaded the moment he was.

“Right,” I said. “Who’s second in command here?”

There was no answer. They hadn’t even made a move to wipe the blood from themselves. The room was motionless except for me, turning around to look at these thugs, their silly pipes and ropes feeble in their hands.

“No one?” I asked incredulously. “Who is number two? Come on.”

The men shifted a bit. They were coming back to reality. I could see a small pocket being formed around the man who had been kneeling next to Ddewn when he first fell.

“Okay, what’s your name?” I asked.

He told me and I didn’t catch it. I assumed he was just nervous.

“What?”

He repeated it and it was clear he’d said it properly.

“Uh, you got a nickname or something?”

“Big Moff,” one of them said.

I rolled my eyes at the adjective. Criminals aren’t a creative bunch when it comes to names.

“Moff,” I said. “Good. You’re the new boss. Garm is going to be coming by with her people and just cooperate with her and whatever. And no fighting with other bosses. Okay?”

Moff looked at me dumbly. He probably thought it was a cruel joke.

“Okay,” he squeaked.

And I guess that was it. We couldn’t very well have Ddewn’s guys be out on the street. That’d be about as bad as a war.

“Cool.” I turned to leave when I remembered something. “Oh, where is Oluv-Jos?”

The group parted and a man with blood on his right pant leg was left all alone. He knew what the score was and dropped down on his knees.

“Please don’t kill me! I was just doing what he said. I didn’t even know what he was up to. Ask anyone. Kello, tell him. Big Moff? Wennel?”

The men kept their eyes averted and their distance from the condemned man. They no longer knew Oluv-Jos.

But I couldn’t kill a guy on his knees who was pleading. Not when I didn’t know the details.

“Alright, alright. Um,” and I tried to think of some smaller punishment, but what could I do?

“Moff, punish him. So the other bosses are satisfied.” Then I thought of something else more important. “Oh, and you owe me…seventy thousand credits.”

“What? Why?” He wasn’t upset, just perplexed. I must have seemed like I was talking gibberish at this point.

“Because someone has to pay my fee for this job,” I said, pointing to Ddewn.

“I don’t have that much,” he said feebly.

“Sure you do,” I answered, indicating the restaurant. It was easy for him to not realize that, having only been a crime boss for thirty seconds.

At that very moment a couple walked through the front door, saw a bunch of armed men covered in blood standing around a corpse, and paused.

“Closed right now,” I said helpfully.

After they left I was feeling pretty good about all this. Took care of one of the biggest nuisances on the station and made a good chunk of money.

“So if there isn’t anything more, I’ll see you guys later.” And I left the building.

I had walked about a half block, my appreciation of the Ddewn affair rising with each step, when someone jogged up to me.

“Hank. Excuse me, Hank,” said one of Ddewn/Moff’s panting thugs.

“That’s how we do it on Belvaille, eh?” I said, pushing the thug’s chest, which was my version of a punch.

“Yeah,” he said politely. “Um, Ddewn had a wife. And a daughter.”

I stopped walking.

“Really? Here?”

“Yeah. D block and 12th, I think.”

Back inside Moff’s club, the men hadn’t moved much. They were crowded closer around the body and talked in hushed voices.

“Hey, Moff,” I said.

“Yes, sir,” he answered immediately.

“You need to take care of Ddewn’s wife and daughter, okay? You know like, make ‘em comfortable and whatnot.”

“Sure. Yeah, absolutely. I will.” And he looked at all the men when he said it, as if it was a promise to them as well.

“Okay, then,” and I waved.

“Hank,” one of them said.

Uh, oh. I hope this doesn’t get complicated. On the way back I had the nagging concern that Moff was the second in command because he was the biggest toadie, not because he was worth a damn.

“What’s up?” I asked warily.

“Is the military really coming?”

“Yes, they are coming,” I said, and turned to leave.

“What do they want here?” another one piped.

“Ahh. Ask him,” I said, pointing to Moff. “And Moff, you need to…like, start talking to other bosses and stuff. And you’re not allowed at the Gentleman’s Club anymore. Go to the Athletic Club.”

“Alright,” he said weakly.

On the way to the train, my solution was starting to feel not as good as I’d originally thought. I mean I just picked a random guy to be one of the top crime bosses in the city. But what could I do, have everyone run a foot race and give it to the winner?

This stuff would shake itself out after the Navy was gone. And if they didn’t leave, then it wouldn’t matter.

CHAPTER 18

The next day I had over a hundred tele messages. I’m sure I had people waiting at my door as well, but I was wise enough not to go home.

There are some places you can still lay low on Belvaille even when you’re me. I just didn’t want to listen to Garm or hear about how the other bosses launched attacks or whatever nonsense was probably going on because of my bonehead move of offing Ddewn.

I was really down on myself at this point for how I had handled it. I had known what Ddewn was like, by reputation if nothing else, and then I had pushed him and made him act exactly like logic told me he would. And then I responded like I was some cheap hood trying to make a name for himself.

I went to visit the scientist Delovoa. It was about the least responsible thing I could do out of the giant list of responsibilities I currently had. But I wasn’t feeling particularly responsible. I mean, truth be told I should have been sitting in Jyen’s living room having tea or doing whatever I could to keep those two freaks entertained, or dealing with the certain fallout from Ddewn’s murder. But I’d take care of all that later.

Delovoa was a mutant, but I think he was only a class one. He could heat up surfaces about a half inch from his body. Not very hot and I think it took most of his concentration, so not a particularly good mutation, but that was typical.

He let me inside after the usual greetings and took me into his basement. He was one of the few people that had an area below surface level on Belvaille. It was chock-full of illegal hardware of every imaginable type.

“What can I do for you, Hank?” he asked jovially.

He was a man of middle height, slight build, was always dirty, and had three irregularly spaced eyes on his face that blinked independently. His lab was so full of chemical smells it was impossible to tell whether he had any body odor. But he was a mellow guy in personality and didn’t seem to have any crazy motives other than making crazy money and building crazy stuff.

As I stared at the rows and rows of weapons I had to wonder:

“What are you going to do with all this when the military gets here?”

“Technically, I’m a certified Colmarian Armorer because I supply the police here with weapons and gear. A lot cheaper than shipping it in.”

I picked up an odd-looking gun.

“Yeah, but this stuff can’t all be legal.”

Delovoa laughed.

“Nothing is legal. In all the empire. I was wondering the same thing you were, so I tried to get a list of what was banned and there was something like a half-million different sets of regulations. If they want to arrest me, I’m sure they can.”

“Laws. Now that will be an unusual concept to deal with,” I said.

“Yeah. Did you really kill Ddewn?”

“I guess,” I said, still looking over his merchandise.

“Well, I suppose he had it coming,” Delovoa said indifferently. “Hey, you thinking about selling your pistol?”

“It’s busted.” Delovoa seemed more upset than I was. All three of his eyes drooping.

“No. How?”

“Dredel Led.”

“Oh. Well, I’ll still buy it. Same price. It’s no good broken, right?”

“What are you going to do with it? It doesn’t even turn on anymore.”

“I’ll take it apart. Try and learn from it.”

“It’ll blow up!” I shouted, putting down a small machine gun.

“That’s an old wives’ tale. Things don’t just blow up.”

On top of all our problems, I didn’t need him tinkering with alien guns.

“No thanks,” I answered.

“Hey, come take a look at this,” he said, smiling. He led me to a long, broad table with a sheet on it. He waited for me to get close by and, still wearing that goofy grin, he whipped the sheet off.

“Ah.” I jumped back as fast as I could.

“Haha. You’re the fourth person that’s done that,” he said, truly enjoying himself.

It was the Dredel Led. What was left of it. Delovoa had put all the pieces back in the rough approximation of where they were originally, before Wallow had dismantled it. It was just so much loose scrap.

“Take a look at this,” he said, getting a tool in place above the heap of junk.

“I’m not getting anywhere near that,” I protested. “I didn’t know they kept it.”

“Of course. Garm had me collect it all. You think they were going to throw it in the trash? The Navy is coming to examine it. Just come here and look. It can’t hurt you.”

I warily eased my way around the table and looked. I peered through a magnification lens at a piece of the robot.

“This is ten times magnification. This is thirty. This is 200. This is 550. Sorry, some dust from the sheet.”

Each click it seemed like we were looking at a little city. And you’d think that was as small as it could get and then it just kept getting smaller. Little cities inside cities.

“What is that?” I asked, amazed.

“I have some theories,” he said vaguely.

“Do you know how this thing works?”

“Some. I mean, I know what metal this is. It’s really strong and there are no imperfections at all, but as for what’s inside it, I doubt any Colmarian could tell you.”

Even though it was in pieces, I couldn’t suppress a chill seeing it. As if one of those arm fragments was going to reach out and grab me.

Delovoa was a real brain. No one else would have nerve enough to pick up all that debris, let alone store the damn thing in their house.

“Hey,” I said, remembering one of the reasons why I was here. “Could you get rid of some delfiblinium?”

He gently replaced the sheet and gave me an odd look, his several brows furrowing.

“You have some?”

“Maybe.”

“Well, other than blowing it up, you might try storing it. I’m building these shielded cabinets for Garm to hide stuff in. Should block most scanners, though no one can really scan for delfiblinium. What, did someone give you a few micrograms?”

“Something like that. You know how explosive it is by any chance?”

“That stuff is celestial. I think the government uses it to nudge comets around on their orbits, you know, to clear Portals. No person could really do anything with it. You probably don’t have delfiblinium. People say all kinds of things. I could take a look at it for you.”

“That’s okay,” I said, trying not to sweat. “I think it’s nothing.”

“So you need anything else? I’m kind of having a fire sale.”

“That’s what I wanted to hear. I want two guns. Hidden in my boots. Just one shot is fine.”

“The shotgun I made you is pretty compact,” he said.

I took it out in demonstration.

“This is snub, but it’s huge. You can’t even carry it in a pistol holster let alone in a boot. I just need something for close range. A few feet.”

The near-fight with Ddewn had got me thinking. I’d never carried knives or anything before. I’m too slow to use them properly. But if I start grappling with multiple people and I lose my shotgun, I want a way to buy some more time. And everyone knows I’ve got that shotgun. If I get some pistols, that’ll be my secret until I need them.

“Anything hidden won’t stand up to a scanner,” he said.

“I know. I don’t plan on going through any.”

“Oh,” Delovoa said, brightening. “I have the perfect thing.”

He ran off into the depths of his lab. I checked out the different guns arrayed nearby. It was good to keep abreast of all this stuff, as it started in labs like this and ended up in fights soon enough, though I wasn’t sure how that would work with the military coming. Did they really expect us to be unarmed?

“Do you know what the policy is for weapons in real Colmarian cities?” I yelled to Delovoa.

“I think each one is different,” he yelled back.

Figures.

He returned with a long, rust-colored tube with some valves on one end.

“Try this. Point it that way, hold your arm out, and press this.” He handed it to me and got well away.

It felt big, far too big for my boots unless I made some very adventurous fashion changes to them.

I tried to press how he indicated and nothing happened.

“Like this?” I asked, turning slightly toward Delovoa to demonstrate. He practically dove into the next room.

“Watch where you’re pointing that,” he snapped. “You got to push the two together.”

I tried, nothing happened.

“Is it broken?”

“No. Or I can’t remember, maybe you have to push one then the other,” he said, from a safe distance.

“Well there’s three,” I began. Then whoosh. A four-foot ribbon of orange flame shot out of the end of the tube.

I had not been expecting that and my vision was momentarily spotted. When I blinked my eyes clear, I noticed the cuff on my jacket was melted.

“Hey,” I said.

“Pretty cool, huh?” Delovoa answered proudly. “I’ll sell it to you for a grand. And I’ll fill the first ten uses for free.”

“This stupid thing melted my jacket,” I said, showing him the proof.

“It’s hardly singed. But yeah, I couldn’t stop it from venting some gas out the rear.”

“Why didn’t you tell me? I could have burnt my hand off.” I checked and my right hand did indeed have some chemical residue on it.

“Nah. I mean it would hurt my hand, but you fought a Dredel Led.”

“And you want to sell this for a thousand? No way. I’m the only person who could possibly use it on the whole station. I’ll give you a hundred if you cut this barrel three inches.”

“It’ll burn your hand even more. And it won’t be as narrow a flame. I’d recommend only taking off an inch. But 250 and you got a deal.”

We shook.

“I want some other guns, too. In case this doesn’t work out. I’m sure you got some little pistols.”

“Sure. I got guns like this big,” he said, holding his fingers up.

“What am I going to do with that?” I said. “I’d be better off throwing it.”

“I’m just telling you what I got. If you want power it’s going to be big and it’s going to be noticeable. But let me go grab some of my smaller stuff and we’ll see what we can do.”

He hurried off into his lab while I poked at my wrecked jacket. It was getting hard to find clothes with the Portal embargo. I’d soon have to start going to some tailors and get custom fit.

As I fretted about the state of my clothes, I saw another sheet covering a large upright rectangle in the far corner. It was maybe eight feet tall, four feet wide, and three feet deep. I wondered if this was one of the cabinets Delovoa talked about earlier.

I pulled on the sheet to see what was underneath. I tilted my head and stepped back to try and make sense of what I was seeing. Then I screamed.

Delovoa ran back, carrying a tray full of pistols.

“What?” he asked, alarmed.

I had my back against the wall, directly across from the thing in front of me. I couldn’t even point.

Delovoa turned.

“Oh, don’t worry. It’s old,” he said, indicating the giant robot standing in front of me.

It was a Dredel Led. But unlike the others, it was massive and not remotely designed to appear like us. Its arms were square pillars that hung below its knees and ended abruptly with no hands. Similarly, its legs were thick rectangles with jointed knees and flaps at the bottom, representing some kind of feet and/or toes. It didn’t have a head or neck at all, but the front of it bulged and a dark hole in the center was reminiscent of an eye. The whole of it was gleaming white and there were no noticeable rivets or bolts or seams. In simple, yet large black letters on its right front was stenciled “ZR3.”

I couldn’t even respond. This thing was at least three times the size of the Dredel Led that had knocked me stupid across Belvaille.

“No, look,” Delovoa said. And he walked up to the massive robot and rapped his knuckles on its hull. It didn’t make a sound, other than Delovoa’s flesh, it was too solid. “It’s inert. I’ve had it for twenty years.”

“You,” I began softly, “own a Dredel Led?”

“It’s not a Dredel Led, I think. It was probably from when Colmarians used robots. It’s ancient.”

“Why would you have such a thing?”

“I wanted to take it apart. Learn from it. Maybe sell some of the technology, you know. I think we have way too many rules regarding what can’t be owned.”

“It’s a Dredel Led!” I yelled. How was it that Delovoa didn’t see the insanity of owning this? Did he somehow grow up with different folk stories as a child?

“No, it’s not. Why would Dredel Led write Colmarian letters on the front of one of their people?” he asked, indicating the ZR3.

Delovoa had his arms crossed, his hip cocked. He spoke to me like I was being irrational even though in the very same room sat the shattered pieces of a Dredel Led which had casually taken so many lives.

“You jerk, this could have been the reason why those other two came. They might have been looking for it.”

“It’s been sitting down here gathering dust for years.”

“It could have taken them that long to get here. You don’t know. It might have radioed for help.” I was starting to doubt how intelligent Delovoa really was.

“If it was operational, it would have killed me long ago. I’ve taken every kind of saw, torch, beam, and hammer to it I could. I could never get it open.”

“You’ve been sitting down here banging on it?”

“I did, but that was a while ago.” He moved over and peeked into its front eye-thing. “I was going to access it from here. If I could extend my torch, I might be able to slice out some parts. But I never got around to it.”

Delovoa was clearly insane. I was in a room with two Dredel Led and I was apparently the only one concerned.

“What,” I started, trying to keep myself calm, “are you going to do with it?”

“Nothing.”

“The military is going to want to see it!” I screamed.

“It’s not a Dredel Led, Hank. They’re not going to care.”

“Not going to care? So you think they’re going to walk down here, take a look at this broken one, notice that one standing there, and not ask you anything? Do you really believe that?”

“No. I’m not going to show them. I’ll hide it.”

“You’re not going to hide it,” I said forcefully.

“It’s just an antique. It’s like your pistol. There’s all kinds of stuff like this around. It’s not evil. It’s just scrap.”

“Then you don’t mind losing it.”

“No. I paid a lot for it. It’s not going to attack anyone. Watch.” He took a small hammer from a table and began beating on the Dredel Led all over. It made me extremely nervous.

“Quit it. You don’t know what that thing is or what it can do.”

“It was probably some heavy mover of some kind. It doesn’t have hands, so I figure its forearms went into sockets and it pushed or pulled or carried something.”

“That’s silly. Why not use a tractor instead?”

“No Dredel Led is going to write on itself,” he repeated.

“So you feel safe just because it says ‘ZR3’?”

“Yes.”

The voice was languid. Almost sleepy. It was deep. Slow. And it came from the mountainous white Dredel Led standing against the wall.

CHAPTER 19

Delovoa and I stood in front of his statue of a robot for an hour, scared witless. But the Dredel Led didn’t move. We finally got up the courage to try and ask it questions, but it didn’t answer. The only sign that it wasn’t carved from inert metal was that when someone said “ZR3,” it would answer.

At the very least, it didn’t sound menacing. It didn’t answer with attitude. Each time it seemed as if it was being roused from a deep sleep.

Another hour of that and we decided there was nothing we could do. Well, I decided that. Delovoa wanted me to stay, but I’d had my fill of robots already. If every tool he owned had failed to scratch the thing, what was I supposed to do?

So I left for home and went to sleep.

I woke up and briefly everything was fine. Then the sleepiness wore off and I realized the sheer number of ways that I could die. My cube of delfiblinium could blow a hole in our space station; Delovoa’s Dredel Led could come to life and smash us all; the Navy could blast us from space; angry gang members could choke me to death; Jyonal could get a headache and melt all our faces by accident.

I never used to think about dying. Never. Not once in a century. Other than the occasional, “I wonder when I’ll croak.” Now the possibilities were so varied I could hardly keep track of them.

I used the bathroom and did my morning rituals. I then crossed into my living room for some breakfast when I noticed Garm was sitting on my couch. She was working on her tele.

“Hey Garm. What are you doing here?” I asked. I figured she had heard about Ddewn or ZR3 and was probably going to shoot me again.

“Just letting you get some sleep,” she said, not looking up.

“I was going to get some rations, you want any?” I asked warily.

“No, thank you.”

I got my food and sat down to eat, facing her. She was definitely up to something.

“So,” I began, “you heard about Ddewn?”

“Yeah,” she answered, disinterested.

I kept eating, nearly choking on my food.

“And?” I prompted.

“And what?” she said, finally looking up.

“About Ddewn,” I pushed.

“I suppose he had it coming,” she shrugged. “You done eating?”

“No,” I said hastily, opening another packet of rations. Was this my last meal? Did she figure out all the things I was juggling and was going to artillery my apartment?

I got dressed just so I could put on my guns. I had purchased the flare from Delovoa—or I guess more accurately, I had failed to return it when we got slightly sidetracked by the appearance of a new Dredel Led. I taped the weapon to the outside of my boot, it being too large to put inside.

I picked up my Ontakian pistol and really wished it was working. I clicked it on sadly and to my amazement, it came to life. The green glow. The deep rumble.

“Hey, Garm. Check it out, my pistol is working again,” I said, as happy as I had been in ages.

“Gah. Put that damn thing away,” she said, shielding her face from it.

Wow, I couldn’t believe it. My pistol worked. I powered it off and put it in my holster.

“Right, so I came here because I have a job for you. First off, do you have everything…under control? No citywide catatonia?” she asked.

There wasn’t really anything under control. We could dump ZR3 in space, but what if it decided not to go while we were moving it? My delfiblinium was dangerous anywhere you put it. And Jyonal and Jyen I had no idea what to do with.

“Yeah, everything is as good as it can be,” I said.

“Alright,” Garm said, clearly not liking to be in the dark, “I’ve got some rats I need taken care of.”

“Some what?”

“Not everyone who works for me has been happy with the way I run things here. They’ve sent all kinds of messages reporting me to the authorities, highlighting my various mismanagements and so-called dirty dealings.”

“You’re kidding,” I said.

“No. But the funny thing is they know we work at a communications station and I’m a Military Intelligence officer, yet they thought I couldn’t intercept their messages.”

“They just sent these?”

“Oh, no, it’s been going on for years. They didn’t seem to care they weren’t getting any replies.”

“Why didn’t you bring it up earlier with them?” I asked.

“Because it didn’t matter. And because they had jobs to do. But now with battlecruisers coming, it’s going to matter if they start talking.”

“You want me to kill your soldiers?” I asked, surprised.

“They aren’t soldiers. They’re just professionals. We can’t kill them all, I figure we can get by with two out of the five. So when they ask where all the employees are”—Garm shrugged in mock confusion—“it’s not statistically significant.”

She handed me a list with five names on it. I knew a couple of the names vaguely, but they were obviously in a different crowd. If they were squealing on Garm, they were in a very different crowd. Must be a lonely life for an honest citizen on Belvaille.

As I looked at the list my door buzzed. I thought I had turned it off. I ignored it.

“You going to get that?” Garm asked.

I shook my head and kept looking at the five names as if I were reading something incredibly complex.

Garm went to my door and opened it.

I looked outside and saw it was one of Ddewn’s old thugs. Oh great. A payback? I took out my shotgun and hurried as fast as I could to back up Garm.

“Yes?” Garm asked.

The poor guy looked terrified. As I rounded up, gun in hand, he threw out his arm towards me. He held a token.

“From Big Moff,” he blurted.

It was a token for eighty thousand credits. Hey, a bonus.

“Oh, yeah,” I said, taking the token.

“Who’s Big Moff?” Garm asked, clearly not favoring the name.

“He’s the new boss in Ddewn’s old territory,” I stated as if she should know these things.

After depositing the token, I holstered my shotgun and turned back to the thug.

“Tell Big Moff thanks,” I said. “What’s your name?”

“It doesn’t matter,” he stammered, and hurried off.

I closed the door and went back inside. Things were looking up.

“Was that eighty grand?” she asked.

“Yup,” I said happily. But then I got serious looking back at the list. “So I can scare these guys, but I’m not going to be so scary once your friends from the Navy get here.”

Garm smiled.

“Hank, you are far scarier than you can possibly imagine. I think you get scarier by the minute. I’m scared of you.”

I laughed at the idea.

“Weren’t you just shooting me a few days ago?”

“Yeah, and it didn’t do anything. These people will be plenty frightened. You can kill two if you have to, but not more.”

Garm opened my door to leave.

“How’s the contraband coming?” I asked.

“Terrible. We might have to seriously clean house around here to get compliance. You shooting Ddewn was probably the best thing that happened to make this go easier, because I just tell people he chose not to cooperate and ‘girk.’”

She drew a line across her throat.

CHAPTER 20

When Garm left, the first thing I did was tele Jyen. I left her a message saying I’d like to hang out with them later and do something fun. I used my most pleasing voice and hoped I didn’t sound as insincere as I felt.

As I walked to the train to run a few errands in the meantime, I heard an odd hissing noise. It grew more pronounced and I saw Rendrae off to the side trying to get my attention by nonchalantly waving his arms around. There weren’t a lot of shadows on Belvaille because of the overhead lights, but somehow he had found one to hide in.

“Rendrae, what are you doing here?” I asked.

“Shh. I see you’re still working for Mistress Garm,” he said acidly.

“Okay, you were right about a lot of things. She is Military Intelligence, the station does conduct surveillance, and the Navy is about to land on our throats.”

“That’s old news,” Rendrae snapped. “Though I’m glad to see you finally came to reason.”

“But Rendrae, we’re all on the same side. No one wants the military here. And with you printing all these scandalous truths, you’re going to lead them right to us.”

“All of Belvaille mysteriously passes out for hours and you’re worried about police inspections?”

“I didn’t pass out,” I said coolly.

“I know. You and about twenty other people. Mostly those who were insulated or beneath ground. But I’m sure you have a perfectly logical explanation for it.”

“I do.”

“And you can’t tell me again, of course.” His eyes rolled dramatically.

“No.”

“I don’t know whether to laugh or cry for you, Hank. The extent of what is going on around here is vast.”

“There’s plenty to worry about, I know.”

“Like Garm trying to kill me?” he asked.

“She’s not trying to kill you. She’s trying to get you to be quiet. You’re drawing bull’s eyes on all our heads. You’re not even writing in code anymore.”

“What’s the point when you’re surrounded by the Confederation’s greatest code breakers?”

“I think that’s being a little excessive,” I said.

“Really? How’s this for excessive: two dreadnoughts are converging on Belvaille as we speak.”

“I thought it was just one.”

Rendrae looked sad I wasn’t shocked at his revelation.

“You heard that? But no, it’s two. What do they need two of the empire’s largest ships out here for?”

“But hey, that’s good,” I said, thinking.

“What? No, it’s not.”

“No, listen. I was worried they were going to use the dreadnought to blow up the station. But they don’t need two for that. So they must have another reason.”

Rendrae seemed to think about this.

“Maybe we’re going to attack someone. The Dredel Led,” he said to himself.

My face immediately contorted into disbelief.

“The Colmarian Confederation start a war? You kidding? We’re the fat kid of the galaxy, who could we possibly beat?”

“I don’t know, ask Garm. But it’s clear we have to stand up to the military before they completely take us over. It’s us against them. No one has ever bothered Belvaille before now.”

“Except the Dredel Led,” I corrected.

“But they’re gone.”

“Rendrae, just lay low. Print some…sports stories or something. I don’t know. Just don’t keep pushing. At least for a while. Otherwise Garm really is going to take a hit out on you. And standing in the corner isn’t going to save you.”

Rendrae mulled this over.

“Tell you what, if you can get Garm to promise to stay off my back, I’ll do like you say. But I need your word.”

“No problem, you have it. But don’t be surprised when the battlecruisers show up, you get a personal invitation to meet them. You’re making it hard on yourself, too.”

“I am prepared to die for my principles,” he said, sticking out his chest.

“And what principles are those? Keep Belvaille dirty?” I said with a snicker.

“Keep Belvaille free,” he countered with conviction.

CHAPTER 21

Now I had to go threaten Garm’s snitches.

I didn’t like messing with normals for the most part. They did their jobs and we did ours. Sometimes our paths crossed and they lost, that’s the nature of the business. I mean, if we try and lay down a bribe and the guy won’t accept, what are we supposed to do? Say, “oh, well,” and move on? Of course not.

Besides, this was for the safety of all of us. When the troops got here, no one was going to listen to people like me. I’m a murderer. I haven’t worked a real job in my life. But some straight-laced folks with perfect records, they’ll listen to them. And if they start pointing fingers it could go bad.

I had never been this close to the telescopes, which looked like huge satellite dishes. They were aligned all across the northern edge of the city and there were far more than I’d ever realized.

Garm had given me an electric pass that let me into the offices.

Inside it was crammed with machinery and workers and desks and tables. It looked pretty impressive, actually.

A mousy little man in a formal suit walked up to me.

“Can I help you?” he asked with an air of disdain, as if he was certain I didn’t belong there—and he was right.

“I need an office, or a room where I can speak to some people,” I answered.

“What is this regarding?” he sniffed.

“It’s regarding you finding me a room before I smash your face.”

I could have just said it was official Adjunct Overwatch business or blah blah, but I didn’t feel he deserved the courtesy. People talk about criminals being jerks, but I found it’s just the opposite. If a thug has an attitude problem he’s going to be out of work pretty quick or dead pretty quicker. But regular slobs have to put up with all kinds of crap and they can’t do nothing about it.

The mouse returned with a security guard who also moonlighted as muscle for Garm. He recognized me immediately.

“Oh,” he said to the manager. “You need to do what he says,” indicating me.

The manager had a mini-outrage, as if the brutes were suddenly taking over. He sputtered and gurgled and I nearly expected his eyes to pop out from steam pressure. Regardless, the security guard left and the manager was alone and his neck was the size of my thumb.

“I suppose you can use room 23 down that hall.”

“Thanks,” I said. I then took out my tele and read to the room full of workers, “Is Houtin Lovecraven here? Houtin Lovecraven?”

There was a pause and a plump, middle-aged woman raised her hand shyly. I sighed and waved her over. The workers all stopped as the woman nervously made her way to me. I escorted her down to the room that had been indicated.

The room was small and cramped and didn’t have any furniture. The door also didn’t have a lock, so I stood blocking it once we were inside.

The woman looked up at me expectantly. You could be certain she was someone’s grandmother and likely great-grandmother.

I held out my tele to her.

“Read this,” I said.

She began reading and I could see recognition slowly dawning.

“You know that?” I asked.

“Yes. I wrote it,” she said quietly.

“Did you think no one would read it?”

“I was hoping someone would.”

It was at this point I realized she thought I was some person from the military. Or government. Or wherever she’d sent her message off to, come to heed her call.

“Your tele never cleared this station,” I said. “It was intercepted.”

She was confused.

I reached into my jacket and pulled out my Ontakian pistol and powered it on. In the cramped room the vibrations were positively jaw-aching.

“You know what this is?” I asked rhetorically.

“No,” she said, staring into the light.

“Really? Uh.” I turned it off and put it back into my jacket. I then pulled out my shotgun. “You know what this is?”

“No,” she answered with her tiny voice.

“You sure?” I held it at different angles for her to see.

She looked at it, but I could see no understanding in her eyes.

“No, I’m sorry. Should I?”

“Do you not get out?”

“Excuse me?”

I put my shotgun away and scratched my nose.

“What is it you do here, Houtin?”

“I’m afraid I’m not at liberty to say,” she replied delicately.

“That’s okay, I’m here to kill you so it doesn’t really matter.”

She recoiled against the wall, eyes wide. Suddenly my appearance seemed to make sense to her. Maybe even my guns. She dropped to her knees and began sobbing uncontrollably.

A few times I tried to interject, but she was hysterical and I could tell she was beyond processing anything I said.

I waited. I mean she had to stop at some point or she was going to get dehydrated.

A half hour passed and she was sitting on the floor with her knees to her chest and her head down, wailing just as loud as when she started.

I teled a guy I knew. Asked him how he was doing. Said we should get together later this week. He asked me what the screaming was in the background. “Work,” I said.

My knees hurt so I sat down as well.

After ages, the crying began to slow a bit and I stood back up to resume my position of menace.

“Houtin?” I began. “Houtin. Hello, Houtin?”

She wiped her eyes but did not look at me.

“You know, I’m not supposed to do this,” I said, “but I just might be able to let you live.”

She finally looked up. Her face was a swollen reddish-purple. I did feel like a heel, but what could I do?

“If you agree to not talk to any military officials regarding what you wrote, I think I can convince my boss you’re trustworthy. You’ll have to sign this, though.”

I handed her my tele, where I had whipped up a couple-sentence agreement while I was waiting for her to finish weeping.

She hesitated.

Great, was she going to start crying again?

“It…,” she said weakly.

“Yes?”

“It… has misspelled words.”

“Oh. Well, it’s not really a legal thing. It’s more you just saying, ‘hey guys, don’t sweat it.’”

She signed it and handed it back.

“So you’re okay with this? You’ll keep your mouth shut?”

She nodded emphatically.

“Great. Um, but you do know what will happen if you don’t, right?” I asked threateningly.

“You’ll… kill me?”

“No. We’ll torture you,” I said, flaring my nostrils. “Have you ever been tortured before?”

She shook her head quickly.

I didn’t know the first thing about torture but I wanted to leave her with an image that stuck, and more importantly, kept her silent.

“First we strap you down with restraints. We have billhooks clasping your ankles and wrists so you’ll cut yourself if you even twist. A cable is attached to a crossbar between your knees and connected to a ceiling pulley where it loops back down to a metal bit between your teeth. A winch… A winch…”

She was terrified, but her eyes blinked rapidly. I could tell she had no idea what I was talking about.

“But it won’t come to that, so don’t worry about it,” I said with a smile.

I walked over and helped her to her feet. She very reluctantly took my hand. I opened the door to leave, but she remained inside, collecting herself.

“I, uh, need to use this room,” I told her.

As we walked back, our footsteps echoed more than I remembered. The woman was behind me somewhat, blowing her nose as quietly as possible.

I came back to the main work area and it was obvious the entire staff had been panicked into submission from Houtin’s bawling. The manager was as far away across the office as possible.

“I need to speak to JonakathR…,” I yelled to the group, who were all staring at me in fear.

It figures. Right by the door.

He took off outside before I could even finish his name.

That was enough nonsense for today. He had to come back to work sometime or go home. But there was no way I was going to catch him at the moment.

Fortunately, time is on your side when you’re hunting someone on a space station.

CHAPTER 22

I got a tele from Leeny, a boss I liked working with because he represented the fleshy business side of Belvaille. He asked me to come over as he wanted to talk in person.

I supposed he wanted to thank me for taking out Ddewn as the two hadn’t gotten along—not that Ddewn had gotten along with anyone.

None of Ddewn’s former rivals had talked to me as of yet. They probably had their hands full dealing with Garm’s new cleaning policies. Either that or they weren’t comfortable with me killing a crime boss. It was not how things were usually handled.

No, usually it was the foot soldiers who got killed until a boss was so weak he had to acquiesce to some buyout or other, and then he would reluctantly leave the station or be absorbed into someone else’s operation. It was rare for bosses to be killed, which usually only happened when they were so intransigent there was no other choice.

I had upset the precious balance, the decorum of criminality, by popping Ddewn. But you know, I was tired of apologizing for it.

Leeny was located centrally in the station, just outside of Garm’s offices. He owned a lot of the hotels and represented nearly all the men and women who worked as prostitutes. It was said Leeny had the most valuable database on Belvaille, as it had every citizen and their sexual proclivities and experiences.

Not all Colmarian Confederation mutations worked out so well. Most were fairly benign, but Leeny looked like someone took two ugly people, threw them in a blender, picked out the most hideous bits, and stitched up a new person. It was almost amazing he could speak out of the mismatched jigsaw puzzle that was his face.

But he had a great personality. I suppose you had to, looking like that. And from what I heard he treated his workers well. You’d think with access to all those girls he might be a real Lothario, but if he was, he never played it up.

Leeny’s office was sparse except for quite a few chairs and abstract sculptures. The room was modern and artsy. The chairs were curved and uncomfortable and didn’t seem designed for sitting in. His desk was slanted and stylish and completely unusable as a desk. Leeny nonetheless sat behind it, his knees probably squished. He had a horn of graying hair sitting lopsided atop his head and an electronic suit with geometric patterns. You couldn’t tell if he had wrinkles or that was just how his face creased.

Also inside the room, sitting down and not facing me, was what looked like a ball of fur inside an oversized suit that fit like a tent. His eyes were only barely visible past facial hair that merged with his eyebrows and fluffy mane. He had so many layers of clothing it would probably take hours to frisk him.

I knew him by appearance to be a bookkeeper.

I don’t know much about finances, but the various bosses all employed bookkeepers. Just like family members, they were considered off-limits when it came to conflict. I think simply because no one knew what they did and they were too valuable to lose. They all basically looked like this furry man.

“Hank,” Leeny said, smiling his twisted smile. “Glad you could come. Not too busy fighting aliens, I see.” He didn’t stand up, probably because he was wedged under his silly desk.

“No, I thought I’d go back to harassing little old ladies,” I said truthfully. “Much safer.”

“You haven’t tangled with my mother, then,” he warned. “Have a seat, please. Care for a drink?”

I sat down and the chair tilted dangerously. The bookkeeper kept his eyes staring at nothing. His legs were together and his hands folded in his lap.

“Sure, whatever you got.”

Leeny clicked a button on his desk.

“Three drinks,” he said into a microphone.

He caught me looking at some of his statues, which were spirally and odd.

“I like those because they look like me,” he said with a booming laugh.

I smiled.

“So, Hank, Belvaille’s going crazy. Garm wants me to purge all my records and we got the military getting ready to set up shop. I had to turn over a hotel for ‘official use.’”

“We’re all scrambling. I hope it works out.”

“Me too. Me too,” Leeny said thoughtfully.

Just then his secretary entered carrying a tray of drinks. She was nearly naked, with an incredible body, and had such an exaggerated walk it hurt my groin to watch. She handed us all our drinks and left.

“Sweet girl,” Leeny said after she exited. “She was actually born on Belvaille. A rare native. Mother died in the line of business, you know.”

“Hmm,” I said, sipping my drink.

“Right. To the point. Hank, I want to thank you for taking care of Ddewn. I know it’s not proper to speak ill of the dead, but the guy was psychotic.”

“No problem. Like you said, we’re cleaning house.”

“Exactly. And, do you know my bookkeeper?” He indicated the hair bush, who was holding his glass of alcohol disdainfully.

“I think we’ve met briefly,” I hazarded.

“You were covered in blood,” the bookkeeper said with a thick accent.

“Sounds like Hank,” Leeny joked. “The point is, when the military gets here, they aren’t just going to be checking for drugs and whatever. They’re going to be checking us out as individuals. Is your money in order?”

“My what?” I asked.

“Your books. You presumably have some wealth, right?”

“Sure,” I said uneasily.

“Well, I’m lending you my bookkeeper. He can help you stash your money, clean it up, sift it out, so that when he’s done, you’ll look like the most respectable person on Belvaille.”

“Oh.” I didn’t really know what to think or where to begin. I had never really thought about people looking at my bank statements.

Leeny stood up, pleased with himself.

“Well, I’ll let you two get at it. Take as long as you want. I need to work with our esteemed Adjunct Overwatch, anyhow. See you.”

“Yeah. Thanks,” I said.

Leeny left the office, closing the door behind him.

The bookkeeper took out some devices, ledgers, and things I didn’t know, which had been secreted about his person. He balanced them on his lap, the crook of his arm, his forearm, and a bulge in his jacket. He looked very prepared.

“First, can I ask if you have any investments?” he asked.

“Like, what do you mean?”

“Shares in corporations or municipals or derivatives. That sort of thing.”

“I-I’m not sure. How would I know, exactly?”

The bookkeeper looked at me a moment. The hair made it impossible to tell what his expression was. He made some notations in his various devices.

“Where do you store your funds?” he asked.

“My credits?”

“Yes. Your credits.”

“The bank. I guess,” I said. I was feeling unintelligent and didn’t know why.

“Ah, good. Do you have multiple accounts and what types? And which banks do you utilize?”

“I’ve just got the one. Just the bank. Am I supposed to use more?”

“Yes. You see, splitting your money among different banks makes it harder to track your activities. You could have some pay from one employer, use accounts for certain types of purchases, utilize different banks in different states and take advantage of the local regulations.”

“Oh,” I said. “Yeah, I don’t do that.”

“May I see your account, then? All this information is confidential.”

I punched in some codes to my tele and showed it to the bookkeeper. He leaned forward and stared at it for what seemed like an incredibly long time considering there wasn’t all that much to read. Finally he sat back and looked at me.

“Don’t you ever purchase anything?”

I looked at my tele.

“What?”

He closed up all his ledgers and instruments and stood up.

“I’m sorry, I can’t help you,” he said.

“Why?”

“I was under the impression you had less. Or at least had it more diversified. You would need to split that up among dozens of accounts to try and hide it and at this point there isn’t enough time. They will notice you moving around that much money even more than if you left it alone. I suggest you start coming up with alibis for your sources of income.”

I stood up. I had come in here fine, now I was worried about my money.

“What do you mean?” I asked, confused.

“That money,” he said, pointing at my tele, “had to come from somewhere.”

“Working,” I replied, indignant.

“The government does not consider killing people working,” he said, moving to the door with his things.

“I do more than that.”

“You don’t have to convince me. You have to convince the auditors.”

He had his hand on the doorknob.

“Well, what are some good stories to tell them?” I asked desperately.

“I don’t do stories, sir. I manage funds.” And he strode out of the room.

CHAPTER 23

“Hey, pal,” Jyonal said as he opened their door.

“Back at you,” I answered with a fake grin.

He stepped aside and let me in. I was carrying a very heavy package I hoped to get rid of. I laid it on the ground gently.

“Jyen, Hank’s here,” he called to the back rooms.

Jyen walked in, wearing an undersized skirt that showed off her complete lack of body fat. What was most eye-catching, however, was the fact her skin was bright orange.

“Thanks for dropping by,” she said, giving me a hug. “You know, I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen you smiling.”

I still had my shocked expression from having met Jyonal at the door.

“Yeah,” I said. “My teeth keep growing.”

“You’re probably wondering why I’m this color,” she said, twirling around.

No. But my job was to be a pet to these nuts so they didn’t kill us all.

“Sure,” I said.

“The blue is a disguise. This is my natural skin pigment. When they put out searches for us, they’d be looking for someone with orange skin. They might describe other stuff, but police were going to be looking for orange most of all. So the fact I was blue, and didn’t hide it, made me clearly not the person they were looking for.”

“Why not color yourself like everyone else?”

“Why blue? I needed to cover it with a darker shade.”

All that seemed a little shaky to me and it must have shown on my face because she continued.

“Think about it. If you’re describing a Therezian, you’re going to say ‘look for someone who is as tall as a building.’ You might also say what scars he has and hair color, but all that isn’t nearly as important as his height because it’s so obvious. If he could somehow change his height to be normal, he might match every other description you have of the person, but you wouldn’t bother because he’s not the right height.”

I had to admit that seemed fair logic. And it apparently had gotten them safely to Belvaille, though I had to wonder if her ears wouldn’t also be a primary descriptor.

“Is that a present for us?” she asked, pointing to the wrapped package I had.

“No, it’s the metal,” I answered, uncovering the delfiblinium. “Turns out, heh, it’s explosive.” I shrugged playfully, as if it was a wacky inconvenience having a comet-destroying piece of alloy at my feet. “I was hoping Jyonal could magic it away. I can’t even remember what you all gave it to me for.”

“For saving our lives,” Jyen reminded sincerely.

“It’s not magic,” Jyonal said. There was something decidedly more unnerving about him when he was sober. “I change things almost instantaneously, but if it is explosive, there’s a chance it might detonate. I can try, though.”

I quickly covered the metal cube.

“Nah, don’t worry about it. Shouldn’t be a big deal. But to be on the safe side, you probably shouldn’t make any more.”

“We didn’t know it was explosive,” Jyen said.

“It’s fine. I have your guys’ paperwork.”

I handed them each a small stack of documents and cards based on the biodata they had given me on a previous visit.

“Will it matter if I’m orange or blue?” Jyen asked.

“No. Physical appearance never factors in. That stuff is way too easy to change. But if Jyonal goes and makes himself a new body again, that might be a problem. At least for the R.O.M. and Citizenry Doc. It was pretty difficult to get all this stuff, the forgers are really backed up because of the Navy coming. But you guys are now free to move anywhere in the Confederation.”

“Thanks, Hank,” Jyonal said, examining the items thoughtfully. He glanced at his sister.

“You’ve been a tremendous help, and a great friend. But we’re not sure if we want to leave Belvaille.”

I felt myself smiling again as I thought of what to say.

“Oh, yeah?” was all I could come up with.

“We’ve read all about the space station in The News. It’s just the kind of outlaw place where we could fit in. No one will notice us here. If we leave, we’re just going to have to keep running forever.”

“Yeah, Belvaille is at the edge of the galaxy with just one Portal in. And we’re acquainted with the most famous person on the station,” Jyonal added kindly.

I was going to kill Rendrae. Take this hunk of delfiblinium and beat him on the head with it. But this wasn’t going to do. I had to convince these guys to shove off at the earliest opportunity. They were wanted by the military and probably wanted by the Dredel Led and who knows what else.

We spent the night playing cards and having a few glasses of alcohol, which I religiously refused, hoping Jyonal would do the same. He did not.

The poor bastards, having grown up in a laboratory, were virgins when it came to cards. I had to explain every rule. As we played, I tried to slander Belvaille as best I could, hoping to cast it in a darker light. I would have talked up other colonies and cities as better alternatives, but I didn’t really know any.

After a bit, though, I overplayed my hand.

“Do you not want us to stay, Hank?” Jyen asked astutely.

“No, no, it’s nothing like that. I just want you guys to be clear on what the station is really like. I want what’s best for you two. I feel like we’re good friends,” I said.

“Me, too! We have so much in common,” Jyen said enthusiastically.

I gave her a look. I couldn’t think of two people I was more unlike.

“Right. But still, this isn’t the best place in the galaxy. It’s not much better than the facility you grew up in. Everyone here is a prisoner in one way or another.”

“Well, if we left you could come with us,” Jyen said, and she looked at her brother. “We could use your help. You know so much.”

Jyen put her hand on mine and looked into my eyes with those innocent blue orbs of hers.

“I’m just used to it here. And I’m old.”

“You’re not old,” Jyen laughed.

“I’m almost 300,” I said.

“You’re being silly, now,” Jyen said, making an illegal play in the card game.

I had to think of another way of dissuading them. It apparently wasn’t going to happen via my silver tongue. If they were normal people, I could just hire some random goons to harass them until they became disenchanted. But either Jyen would fry them or Jyonal would turn their brains into delfiblinium.

Come to think of it, they were probably better equipped to deal with Belvaille than just about anyone. At least physically. Mentally and emotionally, however, they belonged in a zoo.

Belvaille was going to chew them up.

CHAPTER 24

I caught up with the rest of Garm’s tattletales, and like she said, it was no real problem taking care of them.

I didn’t even have to assault them, let alone murder any. It’s amazing how unbold some people become when asked to back up their words with action. And by action I mean getting beat up.

The guy who’d run away earlier was more of a problem. I swear he must have been in a constant state of sprint for six days. I’m not sure where he was expecting to go, but he did it well. It got to the point where I was getting eyewitness accounts that only described him as “blurry.”

But he had a home. And he had a lumpy little wife who didn’t care much for politics or positions or what her husband was trying to stand up to. She got him to come home, have a chat with me, and let me explain things. It was not a hard choice for him, really.

The bonfires had started in the meantime.

Enormous, multi-block purges of illegal goods. Whole warehouses full of stuff had been trucked out to the west and set alight.

It took everything the city had to control the blazes, and the flames were so high I bet some of the empty, adjacent apartment buildings deformed in the heat.

I stopped by just so I could say I saw it. I figured if there was any distant settlement that could see Belvaille it would have looked like a new star had entered the firmament.

They had to put the bonfires right next to some of the big filtration pumps so we all didn’t suffocate. But they could only burn things that could be burned, of course. Like, no use trying to burn weapons. You’d just end up with a street full of half-melted guns and that’s not going to fool anyone.

The fires went on around the clock. The material that didn’t get fully incinerated at one location they threw into another that was already burning, with the ashes and debris vented into space.

There were at least three main fires going at once. I saw thousands of gallons of illegal liquor get thrown on like aftershave. And you’re thinking, “Surely we could drink that?” But there wasn’t time.

Everyone had their hands full spit-polishing the city in anticipation of the Navy. I half expected crime to rise dramatically as folks got in their last shots and settled old debts before we were forced to act proper, but people were too preoccupied.

And strange as it was, there really was a kind of esprit de corps at the station. I hadn’t heard of even a scuffle breaking out.

Even Rendrae kept to his word and published lots of uplifting stories about nothing of real consequence. In exchange, I made sure Garm didn’t bother him.

Every day there were three scheduled evacuations from the airlocks. Contraband that couldn’t be destroyed was ejected at speed and would hopefully be far enough away when the ships got here they wouldn’t scan them.

It turns out our ability to hide items from detection had been grossly overestimated. We literally had square miles of illegality and only square feet that was securable. And that was parceled evenly among the bosses and probably amounted to no more than a few rooms apiece.

One of the weirdest developments of all this preparation was everyone got a new job. An official, pleasant-sounding occupation they could tell the authorities with somewhat of a straight face.

We had to account for all these people on the station, and it would do no good to tell them you were a smuggler’s assistant or a fence when we were pretending to be upright Colmarian citizens.

Most people were given a job assigned to one of their boss’s semi-legitimate enterprises. Waitresses, bartenders, cooks, etc. I think all the bookkeepers had put their heads together to come up with this master list.

I was made a pipe refitter in official employ of the city of Belvaille itself. They even provided me a paragraph describing what I did and a pair of soiled coveralls that didn’t fit.

I had a lot of people leaving me messages that they wanted to borrow money. With the Portal closed for so long, everyone was out of cash. The loan-shark rates were through the roof. The whole economy was starting to break down and bartering for wares and services was not uncommon.

Then I got a tele from Grever Treest, the drug dealer I had used to score the mounds of chemicals for Jyonal.

“Hank, can you come over? I really need to talk.” He sounded upset. But that was the general mood nowadays. The new normal.

I didn’t especially feel like it, but hopped on the train. I was curious to see how Deadsouth was handling the news of the Navy coming.

Based on the trashy streets and junkies leaning against buildings, they were handling it like they handled anything else. I’m not even sure they knew.

Grever checked his door and let me in. His apartment’s décor had changed somewhat since I had last been over. It was now absolutely filled with drugs. Piles of the stuff stacked a foot tall. You couldn’t even see the floor.

“Hank, thanks for coming,” he said, shutting the door immediately. He was still nervous, with darting eyes, and his hair was a perpetual grease spigot.

“What are you doing with all this?” I asked. “You’re supposed to get rid of it. You don’t think the Colmarian Navy is going to notice you have a couch made out of narcotics?

“Heh, good one. Yeah, that’s what I wanted to talk to you about. I know there’s places where we can hide stuff. But it’s just the luminaries who have access to it. They told me to shove off even when I offered to buy space.”

“So you figured I had access?” I asked.

“Well, you’re Hank, right?” He laughed.

Grever probably bought up all these drugs for next-to-nothing and now he was looking to use our tenuous connection to hide it when others couldn’t. Not a bad plan, that.

Except I couldn’t remotely hide this much. They had given me a closet to use and I was going to put my Ontakian pistol in it.

However.

Jyonal had knocked the whole city unconscious when he got drunk. He had shaken the city to its foundations when he got high. What would happen if he went into drug withdrawal?

It was eventually going to become pretty difficult to score a hit on Belvaille, and that might be bad for Jyonal—which might be very bad for all of us.

But did he even go into withdrawal with his homemade body? I suppose I could ask him, but I didn’t want him to get upset.

“I don’t have the room,” I said plainly. “No one does. Not in any of the protected containers.”

Grever jumped with excitement.

“Right, but I don’t need one of those high tech jars you all have. If they could scan for,” and he reached down and grabbed a drug, “Dysolinol at range, there wouldn’t be any drug dealers in the galaxy. Sure, they can scan it if they have it in their hand, but they can’t just zap waves out and know you’re smoking. These are the same compounds in everyday food, just rearranged. I mean, there are a few that can be detected, because they’re so oddball, but I didn’t buy any of them.”

So he just confirmed he bought all this stuff after knowing the Navy was coming. Jerk.

I hadn’t really kept abreast of what, if anything, was being stored in the hidden areas, the buildings that weren’t on blueprints and the secret caches underground. I’d heard they were even strapping cargo boxes on the outside of the station, though that seemed awful risky considering we’d be surrounded by warships.

“I don’t know, Grever. I can almost be certain you bought too much, regardless of where we hide it. You might have to burn it.”

And Grever clasped his hands together, pleading.

“Hank, this is all my money. Every credit. If I lose this, I’m on the street. I literally got nothing.”

“Yeah, but you made this play on your own, selling out once the city goes dry.”

“Hank, can you check? Can you try? I will cut you in. Whatever percentage you want.”

“Let me ask,” I said. I specifically had to find out what Jyonal needed, which scared me to death. And I had to ask Garm what I could use, which also scared me to death.

I hadn’t spoken to Garm in more than a week, I knew how slammed she was trying to get the city in order. To bug her over one drug dealer seemed incautious. But it might be necessary.

I figured I could always play it safe and stuff my own cabinet full of drugs and feed those to Jyonal as he needed. But with his appetite it might not last long.

“Thanks, man, thanks,” Grever said. He handed me a packet of drugs—in gratitude, I suppose.

I was about to return it, but then I thought this would be a good way to open the subject with Jyonal.

“Okay,” I said. “I’ll be in touch.”

CHAPTER 25

I got an urgent tele from Delovoa as I was at the Belvaille Gentleman’s Club watching the Ginland glocken sports team lose for like the one billionth time. Foolishly I answered my tele.

“It’s following me now,” he whispered in a manic tone.

I hung up.

There could be only one thing he was talking about, and it was a little bit more than my brain could handle. I sipped my drink, people nearby were talking at me, but I couldn’t concentrate.

I got up and hit the train. I completely ignored about a dozen people trying to start conversations. I checked and rechecked my shotgun, though I didn’t suspect it would be of much use. I powered on my Ontakian pistol and hoped it had at least one more shot in it. People stopped trying to talk to me at about this time.

I paused outside Delovoa’s. Did I really want to be facing off against another Dredel Led so early? Shouldn’t I notify Garm?

I buzzed the door and waited.

“Come in, Hank,” came a distant yell.

I threw open the door.

Inside was a terrified Delovoa pressed against the wall. Next to him, in the doorway to the adjacent room, was ZR3.

Wow, was it big.

I gingerly stepped inside, regretting my decision to come here immediately.

The sight of ZR3 so close, having obviously moved on its own power, was enough to stun me. It could barely fit in the hallway, and Delovoa’s home was custom-built for moving large objects with autolifters.

I kept still. I didn’t say anything. I think I was waiting for ZR3. But it was as impassive as ever.

“So,” I said quietly to Delovoa. “You’ve got a robot in your living room.”

“It’s following me around,” Delovoa whispered back. He was still pressed flat against the wall. He looked like he hadn’t slept in a while, three bags under his three eyes.

“Why would it do that?”

Delovoa shrugged. “I might have issued it a command,” Delovoa said, “without knowing it.”

“Might?”

“I-I was talking to it.”

I felt my anger rise, but nothing can keep the old blood pressure down more than a Dredel Led standing ten feet away.

“Why were you talking to it?” I asked as calmly as possible.

“Because it had answered to its name. I wondered if it could answer other questions.”

“Did it?” I asked.

“No. But when I went to leave the basement it walked after me.”

I felt myself perspiring but didn’t want to make any sudden moves, so I just let the sweat drip down my face.

“Have you tried asking it to stop?”

“Yes.”

“Did it work?”

“What do you think?” Delovoa nudged his head towards the Dredel Led.

I thought he was in no place to be getting smart.

“What exactly do you want me to do, Delovoa?”

“You trashed two of them.”

He wanted me to fight it? He was nuts.

“That ain’t going to happen. Try and take it back into the basement,” I said.

“How am I supposed to do that?”

“How did you get it up here?”

“I walked.”

“Well…”

“It’s blocking the door.”

It’s true, it was.

“Back into your kitchen,” I said.

Delovoa gingerly slid along the wall and around the corner. ZR3 did not move and then suddenly, BOOM!

It took a huge step forward, swinging its arms and bending its knees to maintain balance. Its weight was so colossal I could actually feel it vibrating the metal house. It twisted its torso, which could pivot independently, then took another step. Then evened its legs and stood straight.

It was now about five feet away from me, but was facing Delovoa so its side was to me.

We did not speak or move for some time.

“It wasn’t that heavy when I moved it in here,” Delovoa finally said.

I was extremely uncomfortable speaking while it was standing so close. It had actually moved with some speed considering its size and weight. Faster than me. If it reached out that column of an arm, it could smash me against the wall like a bug.

I took some deep breaths, directing my exhales away from the robot.

“You’re saying it gained weight while it was under that sheet?”

“I moved it in by myself when I bought it,” Delovoa said. “I supposed it was mostly hollow for it to be that light.”

That didn’t make any sense. How could a Dredel Led get fatter? Was it eating on the sly?

“Walk around it,” I said.

“You walk around it.”

“We have to get it to the basement.”

Delovoa did not seem interested. Then I realized to my horror:

“Hey, us talking might accidentally give it more commands.”

Delovoa’s three eyes popped wide and he bit his lip. But then he got an idea.

“Tell it to follow you,” he said.

I shook my head. Nice try.

“No one is going to care if a Dredel Led is following you,” he reasoned. “They’ll just figure you beat it up.”

I motioned for him to go past the Dredel Led towards the basement.

Delovoa seemed to steel himself. He closed his eyes and slid with his back against the wall.

He was nearly even with the robot when it swiveled its torso and faced Delovoa.

Delovoa stopped, but he didn’t open his eyes. I held my breath.

After long moments without death visiting him, Delovoa continued sliding along the wall.

He slid over the open door and fell backwards onto the ground.

ZR3 adjusted its legs to align itself with the prostrate Delovoa. The robot’s left shoulder was now a mere three feet from me, but I was mostly behind it.

Delovoa got to his feet and walked out of my view.

Suddenly ZR3 took a number of steps forward. It hit the doorway at an angle and bent the thick metal frame. It didn’t even bounce off, but stood there in the indentation. The building hadn’t even slowed it.

I looked up worriedly, wondering if it might collapse the house, but I didn’t think so.

ZR3 took a few more steps and, with a horrific screeching, ripped apart the door frame.

When the robot had thundered out of my sight, I gingerly followed after the pair. Part of me said I should get out of there and let Garm artillery the whole building on top of them.

But this wasn’t a little Dredel Led. I wasn’t sure if it would notice a house falling on it. How did Delovoa ever get this thing here?

I walked past two more ruined doorways and stood at the top of a long ramp that led to the basement. Delovoa cowered in a far recess of the room, backed into a corner by the Dredel Led. The destroyed Dredel Led I fought rested nearby, still under its shroud. Did ZR3 know the other robot was there? What was their connection? What if that sheet slips off and ZR3 sees we killed its long-lost cousin? I didn’t see there was anything I could do, however.

“Hank, now what?” Delovoa asked up to me.

“Do you want me to bring down your bedding?” I asked. “Do you need food?”

“You can’t leave me here,” he implored.

“It’s tearing apart your house like it was paper, what do you think I can do?”

“Hank,” he pleaded again.

“I have to talk to Garm.”

“No,” he said, clearly worried what her response would be. “Can’t you shoot it with your pistol?”

“Shh.” I became acutely aware we were talking about how to kill a thing that was standing between us. We knew it could understand some Colmarian. It seemed a pretty bad idea to risk learning just how broad its vocabulary was.

“Do you want your bed?” I asked again.

Delovoa seemed resigned, slumping to the floor.

“Yes. And bring me my toolbook.”

“You’re not going to work on it, are you?” I asked cautiously.

“You think I’m stupid?”

Yes, frankly. Who else would stand in front of a working Dredel Led, poking it to try and get a response?

“I just want to do some schematic work.”

I went up to his bedroom and brought down his mattress and sheets. I walked very carefully past ZR3, but it showed no interest in me.

I also went out and got Delovoa some food. The best meal I could get. How he was going to use the bathroom with a many-ton shadow was his concern.

CHAPTER 26

The Portal was opened.

Freighters and cargo ships that had been languishing on the other side for weeks or months finally poured in to the station.

The crews of those ships, folks accustomed to living in space sometimes a year or more at a time, looked haggard and vacant. They all headed to the bars and drank themselves senseless. Not in any kind of celebration, but with darker purposes.

Finally, some information began trickling out. The other side of the Portal was crammed with Colmarian warships.

All these merchants who had their hulls full of contraband and stolen goods had to sit surrounded by the oversized law enforcement of the Confederation. The stress was enough to make even the coolest of sailors crack.

And more ships were constantly coming. Massive vessels, some with their own a-drives, popping out of the void.

After feeding them enough drinks or drugs, the captains would warily look around and speak of the dreadnought. A ship so large and intimidating that when it appeared, some freighters panicked and tried to flee, only to receive a stern warning from the Navy. The mouths of its cannons were larger than the length of a cruiser. The sailors could think of no good use for such a ship other than mass planetary destruction.

The supplies were sorely needed on Belvaille, which is perhaps why they were finally let through. But we also had an influx of illegal goods.

Instead of unpacking those items, they were pretty much moved straight to the bonfires or the airlock and unceremoniously disposed of. No captain complained. Not even ones who hadn’t been paid. They were fully aware, more than anyone on Belvaille, of what was waiting on the other side of the Portal.

I avoided Garm’s apartment for the most part. In fact, I don’t think I had ever actually visited it. I just didn’t feel right about going to the Adjunct Overwatch’s private home.

But I wanted to talk to her free from other distractions.

There were guards posted outside. Guards inside. A guard at her door. Seemed rather excessive, but I suppose she was making more enemies than usual lately by forcing the bosses to purge their wares.

Having been announced, Garm finally let me in.

Her apartment, if you could call it that, looked like a palace.

Precious metals and gemstones were everywhere and the whole apartment was filled with items of wealth and extravagance. There were little figurines covered in glittering diamonds, on top of a bureau covered in rubies; so many expensive rugs on the floor that they overlapped bulkily; exquisite vases filled with fake flowers made out of mosaics of jewels; a giant antique mirror with hand-carved etchings that must have taken years to complete. It looked like someone had picked the good bits from a museum and squished it down to the size of a Belvaille apartment.

I had often mocked the bosses for their conspicuous lack of taste and over-the-top décor. But Garm had shamed them all. I had to admit, taken as a whole, which was not easy to do, her apartment was overwhelming. And maybe that was the point. Or maybe there was no point and she just really liked expensive junk.

“The ceiling?” I asked. “You have paintings on the ceiling?”

“What do you want, Hank? I have a lot to do.” She stood by a fanciful table covered in mythological beasts. She seemed to be studying blueprints.

“How are you going to explain all this stuff?” I asked, still looking around in wonder.

“This isn’t my official home. I live in a nondescript little place. But yeah, a lot of this is going on the fire,” she said with a sigh. “I’ve been avoiding it.”

“I’ve got some bad news and some really bad news,” I said. I felt I couldn’t keep this under wraps any longer.

“If this is some boss worrying about anything, you need to take care of it. Do whatever you have to do. I have more important things to deal with. The Portal is open and I haven’t heard word one from the Navy.”

“I have delfiblinium,” I said plainly.

“I asked you if you knew of some and you said no!” Garm bellowed.

“I know. I thought I could take care of it.”

“Hanks don’t take care of delfiblinium. Governments do. Huge teams of scientists. Why can’t you men ever admit you’re in over your heads? How much do you have?”

“A couple hundred pounds. About.”

Garm’s mouth dropped open and she sat down on a nearby gilded chair. Well, she fell onto it.

“You’re sure this is delfiblinium?”

“Yeah.”

“How in the million suns did you get that much?” she asked.

“I have a source,” I said.

“No. No,” she repeated, standing. “You’re going to tell me where you got it, where it is now, and who I need to have killed. Wait, does this have anything to do with everyone passing out?”

I thought about this.

“It does!” Garm began looking around and I was sure she was searching for her gun.

“Wait, that’s not the really bad news,” I interrupted.

Garm looked truly frightened and stood up straight, as if awaiting her execution.

“There’s… a Dredel Led still on Belvaille.”

Garm’s eyes darted around as she processed this, like it might be hiding underneath one of her golden tables.

“Delovoa kind of owns it. It’s in his basement. It was deactivated, but it somehow got turned on and now it follows him around.”

Garm was about to say something. Her lips formed and unformed multiple times.

“I guess he bought it years ago and it was inoperable,” I continued. “Then we were in his basement and it started talking. It hasn’t—it doesn’t seem violent. But it’s really large and I doubt we can damage it.”

Garm took a seat again and put her head in her hands. I waited, hoping she wouldn’t be too mad and might have some advice on how to proceed.

Then I heard an odd sound. I looked back and Garm… Garm was crying.

Garm. Crying.

I didn’t know what to do. It was like my reality was unraveling. Garm was unbeatable. Unflappable. And here she was, right in front of me, crying.

“W-What are you doing?” I asked dumbly.

She looked up and her face was red and tears were streaming down like two angry, feminine rivers.

“We are this close. THIS close to having the military just kill us all. Just wipe us away. And I’m doing everything I can, everything I possibly can to prevent that. And you tell me you just happen to have a damn continent’s worth of the rarest, most destructive substance in the galaxy. And we also happen to have an affable Dredel Led hanging out in someone’s basement.”

It did sound kind of lousy like that. But I was shocked into silence by Garm’s tears.

“What do you want me to do, Hank? Eat the delfiblinium? Maybe flush it down the toilet? That’s probably why they haven’t come through yet. They’re waiting for Belvaille to explode.”

“I was thinking maybe we could put it in a rocket and launch it from a ship before the Navy gets here,” I suggested.

“Oh, yeah. No one will notice that. We launch missiles all the time on our space station. And Delovoa bought a Dredel Led? He’s dumber than you are.”

I agreed with her there.

“What should we do?” I asked.

“I don’t know,” she answered angrily. “Killing Delovoa would be a good place to start.”

“I’m not sure how the robot will react,” I replied.

“What, is it like nipping at his heels? Like a pet?” she asked sarcastically.

“Yeah, pretty much. Though it’s also knocking apart his walls as it moves around.”

Garm soaked that in.

“Why did this have to happen now? Where did you get the metal, Hank?”

“I promised I wouldn’t tell,” I said.

Garm was calm. I think because she was spent. Her eyelids looked heavy.

“I don’t care what you promised. I’m about ready to throw you out the airlock.”

“That wouldn’t get rid of the metal or the Dredel Led,” I answered. “And you said the Navy wanted to talk to me personally.”

She smirked at me calling her bluff.

“Can your pistol destroy the robot?”

“It’s really big. Much bigger than the others. Delovoa said he had used every tool he had to try and open it up and nothing worked. So I’m not sure. I don’t even know if my pistol still shoots.”

“That’s great,” Garm said. “I’d say use the delfiblinium on the robot, but that would kill everyone here. Two hundred pounds?”

Garm put her head in her hands again and I prayed she wasn’t going to cry.

“What, are you a drug dealer now?” she asked absently, pointing to the drugs Grever Treest had given me. I had been carrying them around for when I eventually went to talk to Jyonal.

“No, it’s just…” Hey. Jyonal could get rid of that Dredel Led. What was I thinking? I was friends with a level-ten mutant. He could probably turn that robot into a large trash can with just a few drinks. “Never mind,” I said, “I think I might have an idea for the Dredel Led.”

Garm looked at me with dead eyes.

“And what is your idea?”

I went to the door.

“I’ll take care of it. Should I bring over the delfiblinium?”

“No, you shouldn’t bring over the delfiblinium,” she answered tersely. “What’s your idea?”

I was out the door. Garm, who can probably crawl faster than I can run, was right behind me.

“Guards, stop him,” she said.

I looked at the two guards, who were sitting down playing cards. They looked back at Garm.

“Uh,” one of them said.

“Don’t worry about it, Garm. Trust me.”

CHAPTER 27

This wasn’t like the other Dredel Led, who were cannon-toting and rather surly. ZR3 had a one-word vocabulary and enjoyed standing under tarps for years at a stretch. Jyonal wouldn’t have to worry about it attacking him at all.

I didn’t know how Jyonal’s powers worked. Did he have to see the robot? Could he just think it away? I mean it was undoubtedly the only Dredel Led on the station. Could he just say, “Turn all the robots on Belvaille to rubber”?

I stopped at my apartment, first to change my socks, then to use the bathroom. I still had the ore and Garm hadn’t given me any hints on how to dispose of it. I suppose I could just leave it out in plain sight at the docks with a sign over it saying, “Free delfiblinium,” for when the Navy arrived.

I hopped across the street and went up to ask Jyonal how he felt about killing robots.

The door opened and there stood Jyen with green skin wearing even less clothes than usual.

“Hank,” she squealed and hugged me.

“Is Jyonal home?”

“Do you like it?” she asked, twirling around, showing off her body like she had just discovered it.

“Yup, so is he here?”

“I wanted a change of colors. I’m not sure if it’s better than blue. What do you think?”

“Great,” I said, trying to ignore the half-naked, flirty woman next to me.

“Hey, now that the Portal is open, do you think we can leave?”

I looked at her.

“You guys are leaving again?”

“Well, you’re coming with us, right?”

“Is that Hank?”

Jyonal walked into the room looking good in a custom suit. The design had recently become popular; it was supposed to make guys look tougher with angles everywhere. Both of them looked like true Belvaille natives.

“Hi,” I said, rushing over to shake his hand.

“What brings you here?” he asked. “Want to go clubbing?”

“Hmm. Maybe later. But I was just thinking,” I began. Then realized I had not planned how I was going to broach this. “You want some drugs?” I asked, holding up the bag.

Jyonal looked disappointed.

“Oh.”

Jyen stepped between us and took hold of my arm with both hands. I’m going to have to remember to shove ice in my pants when I come over here.

“Jyonal has given up drugs,” she said. “Both of us are trying not to use our mutations…”

“It’s really done nothing but brought us trouble,” Jyonal finished.

“Yeah,” I agreed quietly. “What if, though,” and I tapped my lips thoughtfully. “What if there was a good reason? Like a Dredel Led nearby.”

“We’d just ask you to kill it,” Jyen laughed, bouncing on the balls of her feet like a child.

“But what if it was a really big Dredel Led that I couldn’t kill? In someone’s basement, so I wasn’t sure if I could use my gun on it and I’m not—”

“Is there a Dredel Led here, Hank?” Jyonal asked.

I took a deep breath and held up my fingers as if to say, “Let me explain.”

“Sort of.”

Both of them immediately looked frightened.

“Are you going to kill it?” Jyen asked hopefully.

“Probably not.”

“And you want me to destroy it? If you can’t, what do you think it will do to me?” Jyonal asked.

“It’s not—um, it’s not really…” How do I explain this? “It’s just standing there. It’s not violent like the others were.”

“It’s friendly?” Jyen asked with skepticism.

“No. It’s more or less dormant.”

“So it’s not alive?” Jyonal asked.

“I’m not sure robots are really alive,” I philosophically opined.

“Alive enough to kill people,” he countered.

“Look, it’s got someone trapped in his basement and we need to—”

“Trapped? If it’s dormant, how is it trapping anything?” Jyonal asked.

I scratched my face.

“It moves. It seems to be following one guy. Not attacking. Though it does tend to dislike doorways,” I laughed.

“What’s that mean?” Jyen challenged.

“Nothing. I mean it’s kind of clumsy, that’s all.”

“Then why don’t you destroy it?” Jyonal asked.

“With what?”

“With whatever you killed the other ones with,” Jyen said.

“I almost died and this one is much, much bigger.”

“You said it was dormant,” Jyonal added with a hint of sarcasm.

“It is now, but if people are hitting it in the back of the head with a sledgehammer, I’m not so sure.”

“I don’t like the idea of Jyonal having to use drugs and getting near a Dredel Led,” Jyen said firmly.

“Can’t you do it from here?” I asked.

“Do what?” Jyonal asked.

“I don’t know. Vaporize it.”

Jyonal looked at me like I was extraordinarily stupid.

“I said it’s not magic. You can’t punch it from here, can you?”

“I’m not a level-ten mutant. I don’t know how you work,” I said defensively. “You didn’t see all those people when you electrocuted them.”

“It was an accident,” Jyen blurted.

“That emanates outward. You’re right, in that case I didn’t see what I was hitting. I can try and vaporize everything on Belvaille if you want.”

“No, no, that’s okay,” I said quickly. This wasn’t going as well as I had hoped. “So do you need to see it or what?”

“Yes.”

“He’s not getting near a Dredel Led,” Jyen stated with authority. “Especially if you’re afraid of it.”

“I didn’t say I was afraid of it.”

“You won’t kill it,” she said.

“Oh, I’m afraid of standing there kicking it, sure.”

“How did it get here? Is it partners with the other two?” Jyonal asked.

“No, it’s… a long story. But we need to get rid of it before the Navy touches down.”

“What happens if I can’t kill it?”

“And what happens if it attacks him?” Jyen asked.

“I’ll grab Jyonal and run.”

“Do you run faster than you walk?” Jyonal asked.

CHAPTER 28

When we got to Delovoa’s place it was obvious he had done a little walking around because the door frames were absolutely wrecked, with the walls also dented, presumably from ZR3 following Delovoa.

“It did that?” Jyonal whispered with trepidation. “Those walls are a foot thick.”

I shushed him and told him to stay out of sight.

Delovoa had a beard, he must have lost ten pounds, the circles under his eyes were deep blue. The Dredel Led still stood sentry nearby. It was amusing in a sad way, but Delovoa might have been the most protected man in the entire Colmarian Confederation. What a bodyguard.

While Jyonal stayed in the other room I spoke down to Delovoa, who was still in the basement cornered by ZR3. I had to try and organize this without revealing Jyonal, because of my promise to keep their identities safe.

“Okay, I’ve got a way to help you,” I said gently. I was still not overly comfortable yelling over a lumbering Dredel Led.

“Thank you!” he yelled.

“What I need you to do, though, is you have to turn away and not turn back no matter what. And don’t—”

Delovoa immediately faced the wall. I was pretty certain if I told him he had to gnaw off one of his arms, he would have done it if it might mean the robot would finally leave.

“It’s going to take a bit. So cover your ears and don’t look.”

Delovoa did so without a word.

I brought Jyonal gingerly to the edge of the ramp to view the situation. He peeked past me, saw the Dredel Led, and hurried back into the other room.

“No way,” he whispered, his eyes bulging in fear. I should have given him the drugs first.

“But look, it’s standing right in front of some guy. And we’re up here and it doesn’t care. Just think of it as a big metal box.”

After some hesitation, Jyonal cracked open a capsule and rubbed the contents together between his hands like he was trying to warm himself. I wasn’t sure if that was the drug or preparation or what, but I wasn’t about to disturb him.

If Jyonal could only manipulate things he could see, how did he build his body? How did he like, make his heart? Maybe they were exaggerating. He did look a lot better than when I first saw him, much more complete. Something told me it wasn’t because he was taking vitamins.

Delovoa was patiently sitting in the corner, not moving an inch. I don’t know why I told him to cover his ears; now I can’t tell him to do anything else if we need him to—not without walking past the Dredel Led, which I wasn’t going to do.

I stood waiting for a level-ten mutant to get high while staring at a rather large specimen of an aggressive alien species. It troubled me that this did not feel out of the ordinary.

How was I going to know when Jyonal was ready? Did I point him like a gun and say “bang”?

Jyonal slid to the floor then fell on his face.

Next time I’ll ask about this stuff. If I go over there and pick him up, what if he turns me to jelly? I opted to leave him to his own devices.

Jyonal began mumbling to himself after a while, which was highly unsettling. It was frantic, I’m-not-having-a-good-time mumbling. I became concerned enough that I finally went over to try and rouse him. Gently.

I got him to his feet and when he opened his eyes, I was practically blinded by that eerie light he projected when he was high. It’s easy to forget you’re standing around a living god when he’s not earthquaking things.

I moved him to the basement ramp.

“See, Jyonal? See the robot? Remember?” I said in a motherly voice.

“Robot. Yeah. Hi there. Haha.”

“Remember what you have to do?”

“I got it.”

He stood up straighter so that I was no longer supporting him. Heat poured off his body, enough that I could feel it from a few feet away. I was watching the robot, waiting for it to explode. I didn’t look directly at Jyonal.

But ZR3 did.

It twisted its torso to face us. And then began righting its legs, sending shock waves through the metal floor.

“Oh, crap.”

It took one step towards us and I heaved Jyonal over my shoulder and did my best impersonation of an extremely panicked flight out of the building.

The pounding footsteps of the Dredel Led could still be felt as I left Delovoa’s house, a drugged mutant on my shoulder.

All I could hear, though, was Jyonal laughing.

A ways down the street, I felt my feet skidding out from under me and looked down to see my boots had been changed into giant clown shoes. Jyonal laughed even harder.

“Stop it!” I yelled.

The flimsy shoes honked in exaggerated clownness as I ran. Then it began to rain.

I actually stopped and gazed upwards in amazement. It was honestly raining. On a space station.

Jyonal wore a big, pleasant smile.

“Ah, don’t look at me,” I said urgently. I didn’t want this freak’s mind wandering while he stared at my face. I might end up with four noses.

There was no ZR3 that I could see. I don’t know if it had only taken a few steps or if Jyonal had gotten rid of it. But I wasn’t going back.

I skipped the train and walked with Jyonal. He sobered up fairly quickly. Or became sober enough to talk to anyway, and his eyes, thankfully, stopped glowing. It ceased raining almost immediately. I think it was just in a tiny patch above us, but I couldn’t be sure.

“I need my old boots back,” I said, holding up his creations. The clown shoes were poorly constructed and hadn’t fit well. But it’s easy to be a critic.

He laughed at them.

“Seriously,” I said.

“I can’t. They’re gone.”

“Can’t you undo it?”

“I don’t even know what you were wearing.”

“They were black boots.”

“That doesn’t tell me anything, Hank.”

“And I had a cool gun and that’s”—I looked inside the shoes to be sure—“not here.”

“Sorry,” he said, rubbing his head. “This is why I gave up drugs.”

“Did you kill the robot?”

“No, I couldn’t see it.”

“How could you possibly not see it?”

“No, I could visually see it. But I couldn’t ‘see’ it. It wasn’t there.”

“What?”

“When I first started training, they would teach me to tell the difference between hallucinations and reality because I have to use so many drugs with my power. It was almost like that.”

“Hallucinations don’t tear up metal houses.”

“I’m just telling you what I saw. Or didn’t see. It’s like it wasn’t real.”

Jyonal was really tired and I carried him on my back the rest of the way home.

So we still had a robot and I had no boots.

I wondered if Delovoa was still sitting in the corner with his hands over his ears.

CHAPTER 29

Bright yellow shoes adorned my feet. I didn’t like shoes in general. They didn’t have the same heavy construction as boots, and they tended to tear along the seams when I wore them. But I was tired of having black feet because of ash from the fires and I wasn’t going to wear Jyonal’s clown shoes.

With the cargo ships here, we had a large assortment of food choices that had been absent before. My stomach had been loudly protesting my new dietary habits.

I was at a restaurant eating a kind of fried vegetable dipped in a spicy sauce. Not even five bites in, my stomach was already trying to push the food out.

A trim man wearing sunglasses, a hip beard, and some kind of antique military fatigues sat down across from me at my table.

“Hank,” he said.

I had no idea who he was, until:

“Rendrae?” I asked, shocked.

He looked around smoothly, trying not to attract attention.

“No names, please. Good to see you.”

I could barely recognize him. How did he change so fast? He took from his trousers a pistol that appeared to be bothering him now that he was seated and put it on the table.

“I’m just calling to check whose side you’re on.”

“Side of what?” I asked.

He lowered his sunglasses and pinched the bridge of his nose. As if talking to me these few moments was already frustrating beyond belief.

“There’s a revolution coming. You know this.” He stated both points as fact.

“I do?” I was utterly confused, so confused my stomach even seemed to stop complaining.

“You know about the military here,” he said, and sighed.

“Yeah, we already went over this. The telescopes and translators and such. I talked to some of those people. They’re fairly reasonable in the right circumstances.”

“Not them,” Rendrae snapped. “The Navy is here.”

I looked up at the ceiling. I don’t know why. We were in an enclosed restaurant and the latticework would have blocked any ship’s lights anyway. He continued.

“You think the cargo transports sat on the other side of the Portal for months, surrounded by Navy vessels, and nothing happened?”

I shrugged.

“Happened? Like what?”

“They boarded them,” he almost yelled, “and left some of their spies behind. When the ships docked here, they got off with the rest of the crew. The Navy has been watching us for weeks.”

Holy. Crap. My jaw dropped.

The bonfires. The airlocks. The gang reorganizations. Everything we were trying to hide, they would have seen. And it looks even worse that we tried to hide it because it shows we knew it was all illegal.

“So you see,” Rendrae continued, “we’re going to be in a fight really soon whether you like it or not.”

“Rendrae, even if this is true, how can we fight battlecruisers? Aim our pistols in the air? The Navy can do whatever they want.”

“No,” he replied. “They’re going to drop off troops and equipment. When they come, we’ll attack.”

“You’re crazy. You think just because some guys know how to gamble and…and counterfeit luxury goods they know how to beat the Navy in protracted firefights? We’ll get slaughtered.”

“We don’t have to win. We just have to make it not worth their while.”

“This isn’t a business venture for them. They’re the Navy.” I said, exasperated. I liked Rendrae more when he was a pudgy, sycophant journalist instead of a counter-revolutionary.

“They want this station. We just have to convince them to let our side exist as normal.”

“I don’t even know what that means, Rendrae.”

“You’re right, we can’t win a protracted war with the Navy. But this is a big station. As it is, we take up way less than half of it. We can share so long as they leave us alone. It’s mutually beneficial for both sides. And we’d have a full-population Belvaille.”

“You think we’re just going to kill a bunch of them and they’re going to want to live with us peacefully? Not only that, but you expect the Navy to work next door with organized crime?”

“They’ve already been side-by-side with us since Belvaille opened. They’ll just be here in greater numbers now. It’s not that unreasonable. Colmarians have a long history of resisting occupation.”

“Alien occupation. How can our own race conquer us?”

I was shaking my head at Rendrae. But if the Navy was here, and it sadly seemed a very real possibility, things looked grim indeed.

“I need to know what side you’re on, Hank.”

“There are no sides yet. But you know me, I’m always neutral.”

“That’s not going to work anymore,” he said almost threateningly.

“Hey,” I interrupted, suddenly looking at his gun on the table. “Where did you get that pistol?”

“What?”

“Did you get that from Been-e?” I continued.

“Yeah. I think so. Why?”

“That gun shot me. Twice,” I said, annoyed.

“Oh.” Rendrae seemed thrown on how to continue. “Well, that’s all I wanted to say. Enjoy your lunch.”

I kept glowering at the pistol, as if it were a personal enemy, as Rendrae quickly put it back in his pants and left the restaurant.

CHAPTER 30

I couldn’t contact Garm. She was so busy lately it was almost impossible. Also, her staff was keeping her whereabouts strictly secret, even from me. I just hoped she knew about the stuff Rendrae had mentioned.

First thing I could think of was Delovoa. We had to move that stupid robot somewhere.

Chances were the Navy would want to see what was left from the wrecked Dredel Led. And that was in Delovoa’s basement. And standing next to it was a fully functional Dredel Led. People tend to notice things like that.

Delovoa might be the dumbest person in the galaxy for buying that heap and bringing it to the station, but he’d be in for a world of hurt once the Navy found out. I doubt they even had a criminal category for what he did. More importantly, it might reflect poorly on the need for the continued existence of Belvaille.

I went over late at night. He was still huddled in the corner. His beard was long, his hair was wild, and he looked thin. ZR3 stood over Delovoa like a bulky jailor or extremely possessive boyfriend.

“Hank!” Delovoa cried out. “Have you figured a way to get rid of it?”

“No,” I replied with difficulty. Delovoa was truly pathetic and it pained me to be the bearer of bad news.

“Can you at least talk to me a bit? What’s going on outside?”

“The Navy is here. Maybe. Not in force yet, but they might have put some advanced scouts on the cargo ships to see what we’re up to.”

“Oh yeah? Would they do that? What do you think? Would they?”

Delovoa was animated at having some actual conversation. When I dropped off food and such, I usually left immediately, as I didn’t like standing this close to a working robot with undeclared intentions.

“We need to move you, Delovoa. We can’t let the Navy see that.”

“So you just want to move me to some other basement?” Delovoa was horrified. “Have this thing standing next to me forever? Why? Let the Navy handle it. I’m sure they can.” Delovoa, while not a boss, was a respected member of Belvaille and enjoyed financial success. His current living conditions must be quite grueling for him.

“Delovoa, they’ll lock you up for a million years—if you’re lucky. Not to mention Garm will get in tons of trouble for not reporting it.”

“I don’t care.”

“We can talk about it another time. We need to get you two out of here.”

“We’re not a couple. This is my home.”

“Delovoa, think. You know this is true,” I said calmly.

Delovoa seemed defeated.

“Okay. Where are we going?”

“I have an apartment in the southwest we can use. But it’s a long walk. It should be about the last place anyone looks.”

He gathered up his meager things—a blanket and cot he had been sleeping on, a small bag of foodstuffs—and then walked past the robot and towards me on the ramp.

As soon as he reached the bottom, ZR3 turned and followed, each thunderous step reverberating through the floors.

Outside his house I checked the street and the area was clear, so I gave the signal for Delovoa to continue. The real trick was moving this robot all the way across the city with no one noticing. If anyone saw, that would certainly get people talking, which would alert any Navy spies that were here and render all this subterfuge pointless.

I crossed the road and waited for him. Delovoa stood in the door frame looking tiny. He had been in his basement so long he seemed almost afraid to step over the threshold.

But that fear didn’t last long as he bolted out and ran up the street away from me.

ZR3 literally burst through the doorway, wrenching huge chunks of metal frame. It then pounded after Delovoa, each step resounding like a blast from Garm’s artillery gun. It was amazingly quick, that Dredel Led.

I stood there with my mouth gaping watching them go, trying to comprehend just how bad things had become.

After a few stunned seconds, I hurried after them as they sped into the distance. Delovoa was fueled by his manic desire to escape his robot watchman. ZR3 was fueled by whatever ZR3 was fueled by.

Both of them were far faster than I was. The good news was it was no trouble tracking them. All of Belvaille is made of metal. The roads, however, are sprayed with some kind of semi-tacky composite material.

Every few years the higher traffic roads near the port got dissolved and reapplied. It’s incredibly hardy stuff. The city had a few monolithic tracked vehicles we used to transport infrastructure equipment and even they didn’t damage the roads much.

But ZR3 was practically punching holes with every step. I didn’t know how anything so relatively small could be so heavy. Or how it could even support that weight.

But such philosophical questions were a rather low priority at the moment. I could see people were waking up as lights turned on from apartment windows. ZR3 clanging past likely knocking folks out of bed.

Thirty minutes later I was now well behind them, and a few people came outside to ask me what was going on.

“Nothing,” I said, running past.

My yellow shoes, as predicted, didn’t last a few turns and I was wearing one around my ankle as the other flew completely off.

I couldn’t tell where Delovoa was going at first, as he seemed to be choosing streets at random. Occasionally, I’d see buildings with their corners twisted from ZR3 brushing past.

Delovoa’s destination slowly became clearer so I took a few shortcuts.

Inside my apartment, Delovoa was in my kitchen helping himself to some of my rations and ZR3 was standing on what was once my couch.

“Did you know you have a huge block of delfiblinium sitting here?” Delovoa asked casually.

CHAPTER 31

I wasn’t spending a lot of time at my apartment now that it was being systematically smashed apart by a giant, handless robot.

Delovoa was being stubborn by not leaving and knew I wasn’t about to threaten him with his hulking twin nearby. He was trying to force me into somehow solving his problem by making it our problem.

But if worse came to worse, I’d just move. He could keep the Dredel Led and my delfiblinium, and wouldn’t that be a nice chat once the Navy came knocking? But he seemed to be cooling down overall. I think he was just tired of sitting in his basement, and at least my place had easier access to a shower and food—even if it did mean my walls got hammered.

I visited Grever Treest to say I wouldn’t be able to help him with his drug storage issues, but he didn’t care. He had effectively used futures trading in the drug market by waiting a mere couple months during the purge and sold out everything at substantial profits. That entire room of drugs was gone.

He asked me if I wanted a complimentary chafze from his private store, some of the last on the station. I politely declined.

But he tipped me fifty credits for stopping by and asked where there was a nice neighborhood to move to in the north.

I should have been a drug dealer.

It was pretty late at night and I had just watched some animal fights at Lodaire deLon’s place. He was a boss who would train the strangest animals in the galaxy to fight one another in front of betting crowds. It was considered high culture by many on the station.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to stay in a hotel tonight or go back to my apartment and sleep next to a robot.

As I was deciding, a petite woman with a bob haircut and businesslike manner approached me.

“Are you Hank?” she asked in a squeaky voice that made her sound pubescent.

“Yeah,” I said.

“I’m Two Clem’s assistant,” she said, shaking my hand.

There were various kinds of celebrities on Belvaille. Everyone that lived here knew Garm. Many criminals probably at least knew of me. There were some fairly famous galactic-wide crooks in hiding here. And then there were a handful of genuine celebrities, people famous outside the tiny confines of Belvaille for acts that weren’t even illegal.

Two Clem was a real celebrity. He did… all the celebrity stuff. Music. Acting. Clothes. His own brand of pet. I don’t know. Things celebrities did.

I wasn’t sure why he was here, but if he was on Belvaille it probably wasn’t entirely by choice. It might have been as simple as tax reasons.

“Two Clem would like to speak to you,” she said.

It was either this or go play footsy with Delovoa and his pal.

“Sounds great,” I said.

There aren’t any mansions or anything on Belvaille. But if you had enough money, you could get a posh spot in the northeast. That was where the assistant took me, driving me in a small car. Two Clem had his own building, which is more than most gang bosses had. Not a house, but an actual apartment building all to himself.

There were liveried servants all over. The entire first floor was just security.

The little assistant took me up quietly. She still hadn’t told me her name or even looked at me after our initial hello. It seemed a foregone conclusion to her that I would be thrilled to follow and meet her benefactor.

The next floor was filled with videos and sculptures and pictures of Two Clem. Basically every kind of physical, audible, and visual representation of him was on display. Whole artist colonies must have been raised from destitution.

The next floor looked like a normal set of apartments, yet was lavishly appointed. Perhaps guest rooms?

The top floor was pretty impressive. It’s not easy to remodel on Belvaille. Not without explosives. But somehow the entire floor had been stripped of its inner walls. What was once maybe four different apartments was now a single open room of warehouse proportions.

It was eye-assaultingly bright in its color scheme. The carpet was literally inches thick so you felt like you were walking on a low-gravity planet. Both crude and absurdly technical artwork was all over, contrasting loudly.

As we topped the stairs I saw a lone figure in a gold cape and tight shorts standing across the room, his black hair spiked out in three-foot prongs. He seemed to be admiring the wall opposite us, which was blank.

The assistant picked up a tiny mallet and chimed a bell. I almost laughed.

The celebrity turned and held out his arms.

The assistant walked up to him and hugged him about the waist, bending over as she did so, like a young girl still shy of her budding body. I noticed Two Clem wore boots with one-foot platform heels.

This was weird.

I heard the celebrity whisper and the assistant turned back to me.

“You may come forward,” she said.

I looked back towards the stairs. I really didn’t feel like walking down again. And I didn’t feel like going home. This would make a funny story at the Gentleman’s Club if nothing else.

I walked towards them. If he expected me to curtsy though, I was leaving.

The celebrity smiled. I guess he was a handsome guy. He had that unusualness that celebrities have. He didn’t look quite normal, but not enough to be odd. If he talked, no matter what he sounded like, it wouldn’t match his face.

“Thank you for coming,” he said, his voice not matching his face.

“No prob.”

“It’s said you are the best at what you do in this place,” Two Clem stated, taking a few steps to the side. He said “place” with no small amount of dislike.

“I do okay,” I shrugged.

“But are you the best?” He scrutinized me and his nostrils and eyes flared. This was a performance.

He was frozen in his intense stare and I got the perverted desire to see how long he would hold it. So I waited. I pretended to be thinking. I scratched my ear. I looked up. Put my finger to my lips. Breathed out deeply. Shuffled my feet. Crossed my arms.

He did not move one muscle. I don’t even think he blinked. He was pretty good.

“I do okay,” I said.

“You have to understand my caution,” he said dramatically, his cape flying as he turned. “My heart has been stolen and I cannot allow any more harm to befall me.”

I looked at his chest, which was unmarked.

“What?”

“Don’t you see? She could be with anyone. I gave her my all. Poured my essence into her. My soul. And did she care?”

He spun, pointing at me.

“No?” I answered, unsure.

“No!” He fell to the ground in a swoon of anguish and I realized it was lucky he had such thick carpeting.

I looked at the assistant, who didn’t return my gaze but was staring at her employer with an impenetrable expression.

As he had his head down on the carpet and the assistant was… elsewhere, I looked at my tele. Should I leave? Applaud?

His hand began clawing and I saw he was motioning me over. I gingerly approached. I heard some whispering and had to crouch down, damn my knees, to hear him.

“Her name, my blossom’s name, is Tejj-jo,” he gasped. “You must find if I am forsaken.” He looked up at me imploringly.

Again, I looked back at the assistant, who was no help.

“So if I had to rephrase that, I would say…” And I looked at him to complete it.

He grasped my arm with his painted fingers. His actual fingers were painted. I think they had scenes on them, like animals and landscapes. My fingers felt so boring by comparison.

“Am I to end today what she hath already sundered? My being. My very makeup.”

“Makeup?” I just wasn’t getting it. I rose to my feet. “Look, man, I have no clue what you’re asking me.”

“Is his life partner cheating on him,” the assistant said with annoyance.

The celebrity flashed her the briefest of stern looks before going soft again.

“That’s it? You called me here for that?” I was incensed. Girlfriend problems? You got to be kidding me. I would have been much more upset if this wasn’t such a freak festival. No one will ever believe this story.

The celebrity sprang to his feet despite his boots.

“You must save me. I teeter on the brink of oblivion. It is but a trifle for you, but a lifetime for me.”

“There’s a million guys here who can do that. Well, not a million, but a lot.”

“But you’re the best,” he pleaded.

“I’m not the best at this,” I said. “I’m the best at…fighting…and like, robots…and killing people.” I paused. Wow, my resume sucked.

“There may be a need for murder,” he said with loathing.

“Not like that,” I said, my hand on my forehead. “Just ask her.”

“Hah, and the witch shall speak the truth? Her lips would surely bleed from disuse at the effort.”

“I’m sorry, Two Clem, this just isn’t something I do. I wish you—”

“You will be paid handsomely if you assent.”

“I have the invoice here,” a man spoke from behind me. If I was one to be startled, I would have been startled. I turned and saw Leeny’s bookkeeper.

“Hey,” I said, wondering where he’d come from. This carpet, an assassin’s paradise.

He held out a piece of paper, which I took as there was nothing else to do.

100,000 credits.

“You’re kidding,” I said.

I could see he was about to break into another speech so I turned back to the bookkeeper.

“He’s kidding, right?”

“That is the sum allocated.”

“This gal is on Belvaille? This station?”

“Were that she weren’t,” the celebrity said.

“She’s on the station?” I asked the bookkeeper.

“I have no information on the specifics,” he responded bookkeeperly.

“She’s on the station?” I asked the assistant, who didn’t answer or look at me. “She’s on the station? This station?” I asked Two Clem again.

“Yes. Yes. A thousand yeses.”

Then I got an even better idea.

“Hey,” I asked the bookkeeper. “Could you give me a receipt after this job?”

“Yes, of course,” he said.

“But could you give me a receipt for a lot more? Like, to cover some of my other work? He wouldn’t have to pay for it, just give receipts.”

Of the many things I had to worry about, I was still bothered by what this bookkeeper had originally said. If I took the job, which was a real job—although boring—it would prove I had honest income.

The bookkeeper looked surprised under his mask of facial hair. “That can be arranged,” he said, after a moment’s thought. “As long as the quoted price remains the same.”

“Sure,” I said, “I’ll take the job.” I got paid significantly less than that for executing a gang boss. Unless she was cheating with Delovoa’s robot and Jyonal and Wallow, and all of them were jealous of me finding out, I was absolutely not concerned.

“Thank you. You are my savior. My beacon.” He kneeled before me.

I put out my hand to shake.

“It’s okay.”

He looked at my hand distastefully and the assistant walked over quickly and turned me towards the stairs.

“I can get you her last contact information,” she said.

I looked back over my shoulder and saw the celebrity standing with his hand on his hip, drinking heartily from a bottle. The bookkeeper was near him talking in a voice I couldn’t hear.

I didn’t really need the money, especially now when I had a lot of explaining to do about what I already owned. But it’s hard to pass up good deals. It’s in our nature. Like Grever Treest buying all those drugs or even Delovoa buying what he thought was a broken robot.

It was a little too late for social calls, but she was only five blocks away, which was like twenty grand per block walked.

It was another converted building, but this one was made into upscale apartments. There were armed guards outside who wouldn’t let you in without a key or invitation. They even knew me and wouldn’t let me in, though they weren’t comfortable about it.

“Look guys, I’m going in. If you shoot me, I’ll shoot you back. I promise I’m not here to cause trouble. I just need to talk to someone.”

A few more guards came out and they all conversed. They wore bright red, long jackets with white gloves and fancy hats. Two were pretty old. They looked a lot more used to holding open doors and carrying bags than getting into gun battles.

“Who is it you’re coming to see, Hank?” one of the older men asked.

Ah good, a man of reason.

“Tejj-jo,” I said.

“Is she home?” he asked his colleagues, and I could tell they were thinking about what to say.

“If she’s not, I’m just going to sit up there until she comes. And send a tele out to some friends to let me know if they spot her.”

“Do you mind if one of us comes with you?” he asked.

“Why?”

“Because she will feel more comfortable with us around, I think,” he said delicately.

Yeah, I could see that. He was a pretty smart doorman.

“Well, the only problem is she’s going to expect you to throw me out. And when you don’t, you’re going to get fired,” I answered after much contemplation.

The guards discussed this.

“And you’re not here to hurt her or anything?” he asked.

“Or rob her?” a younger guard asked.

“Rob her?” I asked indignantly. I held up my hand in an oath pose. “I won’t even ruffle her hair.”

The guards talked some more. I could see one of the younger guys was anxious for a fight. He was in the wrong business. The others seemed to be trying to explain the situation.

“Can we ask what this is regarding?”

I figured doing a little name-dropping might help.

“I’m working for Two Clem,” I said.

They all groaned. Some cussed. Not everyone appreciates celebrities, I guess.

Finally, the old guard spoke.

“She’s on the third floor, suite seven. We’ll buzz you in.”

The inside of the building was very nice. Not too flashy.

I was mildly worried they would lock the elevator once I was in it, but I was tired of stairs. And the smart ones probably knew I could just tele about a hundred guys to come over and kill them.

I got to suite seven and buzzed. The door opened after a moment. I heard the peals of numerous women laughing behind the face of a truly beautiful female at the door.

“Yes?” she said.

“Uh, I’m looking for Tejj-jo,” I said.

“Jo, some guy here for you,” she said, as she walked from the door.

I figured I should take this opportunity and I entered the apartment.

The home was wealthy. Richly appointed. Artwork and expensive furniture all over. I got the sense a gang boss lived here, or at the very least visited.

“Hello?” said another truly beautiful woman, who walked towards me. She had extremely long auburn hair with exaggerated curls. Her figure was impressive and she wore light, flowing clothes. Even her voice was attractive. She had poise and confidence as she approached this unknown man in sandals who had entered unasked into her home.

There were four other women in the apartment. They were apparently drinking and in high spirits. They were all absurdly good-looking. It was like some kind of model convention.

“Hi,” I said uneasily. “I’m hoping we can talk.”

“Well, you can go wait in the hallway first of all,” she said.

“You tell him, Jo,” one of the women yelled and they all laughed.

Yeah. So how was I going to do this? I thought back to how I’d dealt with Garm’s tattletales, because that’s how I didn’t want to do it.

“I’m here from Two Clem—,” I started.

Then the women erupted in boos and catcalls.

“Get out of here,” Tejj-jo said angrily. “Tell him to grow up.”

I thought for a moment as the women celebrated and Tejj-jo rejoined her friends. I walked to the door, closed it, locked it. Then turned around and faced them.

“I’m sorry, but I need to ask you other ladies to leave. I need to speak to Tejj-jo alone, please.”

The joviality stopped abruptly. Tejj-jo walked over to a table and picked up her tele.

“I don’t know who the hell you are or how you got in here, but you’re about to get thrown out on your head by my security.”

“They know I’m here and they can’t do anything about it. So put down your tele and just talk to me. If I wanted to hurt you, you’d have already been hurt. I’m just here to talk.”

“Then why did you lock the door?” she asked, skeptical.

“Well, because I didn’t want you all to run out,” I said. Which was true, because I couldn’t catch them—they had some damn long legs.

Several of the women laughed, they didn’t seem to be especially concerned.

“You picked the wrong party to crash, mister. Do you have any idea who each of us is dating?”

“Who?” I asked, at least thankful to be moving forward.

They paused. I suppose that was confidential. Clearly these were not wives, but mistresses. Still, I couldn’t go around bashing their noses without a lot of blowback.

“Well, let me tell you who I am. My name is Hank.” I waited for a response, but didn’t see one. “I’m not sure if you heard about those Dredel Led that came here. The robots. And how some guy destroyed them? I’m that guy.”

I walked up to the couches and saw they had lost a lot of their cool.

“I’ve worked for almost every boss on Belvaille, shot more people than I care to count, and I’m best pals with the Adjunct Overwatch. I’m bulletproof and I’ve withstood knives, bombs, fires, fists, lightning, and the angry attention of a Therezian—twice. Right now, I’m just here to talk to her,” I said, pointing at Tejj-jo.

The room was quiet.

“If you’re bulletproof, then you won’t mind being shot, right?” A woman took a couple steps towards me and held out the tiniest pistol in the galaxy. She might have concealed it inside her ear it was so small.

“Nat,” one of her friends warned.

“No, I do mind being shot. But if that’s what it will take to get this meeting…” I leaned towards the woman, putting my face mere inches from the weapon.

That little gun was more likely to hurt her hand than even hit me. It’s almost unconscionable to sell junk like that.

“Jo?” one of the women asked.

“Again, I’m not here to harm anyone,” I said, my face still near the gun.

The women were tense and you could almost see their minds flitting through an appropriate response. If these were truly gang molls, they had to know violence. A lovely face won’t protect you forever if you don’t have a survival instinct and an ability to adjust to new situations.

“It’s okay, guys,” Tejj-jo finally said.

The women slowly began to get up and move towards the door. The woman with the pistol, however, remained. I think she was uncertain how to get out of the situation.

I stood up straight and smiled.

“No hard feelings, miss.”

On shaky legs, the woman joined her companions at the door.

“Call us, Jo,” one of them said. “Let us know if you need anything.”

Then they warily left the apartment.

Tejj-jo sat on the couch, looking unperturbed. She really was quite a catch. She reminded me of Garm, just more glamorous, less twitchy, and considerably friendlier.

“Okay, what’s this about?” she asked.

I felt pretty silly about proceeding after all the theatrics.

“Um. Are you seeing anyone?”

“No, why?” she asked, eager to get on with it.

“No one? Like, it was just you and Two Clem?”

“Wait. Is that what this is about? He wants to know if I’m dating someone?”

“Or if you ever did. When you were going out.”

I couldn’t even look at her as I said it. It was just so ridiculous. He could have sent her a tele.

“He hired you to come over here in the middle of the night, the goon that punches Dredel Led, and ask me if I’m dating?”

I was slouching. Staring at my ugly toes.

“Or… you know… you were,” I mumbled.

“It’s none of his business. We broke up.” Then she must have seen my predicament and decided to capitalize on it. “Do you feel good about what you’re doing? Is this a career highlight for you?”

“It’s just a job. I need receipts.”

“What?” she shouted.

She stood up and was in front of me now.

“Tell Two Clem he’s a spineless, self-important fop who was a waste of my time.”

I was about to respond that I’m not a messenger, but I realized I was.

“Why should I tell you, anyway?” she asked.

My instinct was to go all Hank on her and get belligerent. But this was a tough woman. That play wouldn’t go over well.

“Well, because he deserves to know,” I said quietly.

“Do you even know him?”

“No, but I don’t have to,” I reasoned.

“He must have cheated on me fifty times or more when we were seeing each other. And now, weeks later, he’s worried about what I did?”

This. Blew. I couldn’t punch or shoot my way out of this. I felt crappy. And no resolution was going to be satisfactory. I promised myself I’d never do a job like this again.

“Well, wouldn’t you want to know if he cheated?”

“I already knew. It’s not like he was subtle.”

My decades of experience talking to criminals and making deals seemed to offer no insights whatsoever when it came to this. Relationships were so much harder than business. Because as personal as a case of liquor was, it’s absolutely nothing compared to the illogical world of infatuation.

“Could you tell me… for me?” I asked.

“I’ve never even met you.”

“I saved your life. Indirectly. When I fought those robots. Ended up in the hospital for ages.”

“I’m sure you had other reasons than just saving me.”

I looked at her directly now.

“No. That was pretty much it. Saving this station. I wasn’t keen on the job.”

She sighed, meeting my gaze.

“I waited until we broke up. I dated someone. It didn’t last. There. Happy?”

I thought for a bit. Was that it? Was that collection of words worth a hundred grand? Did she have to make a written statement?

“Uh, yeah, I guess that’s it. Sorry to bother you.”

I walked to the door and opened it.

“Hey. Are you really bulletproof?” she asked.

I turned back and she had an expression that made me uncomfortable.

“Yeah.”

She smiled with lazy eyes and I left the building before she could test my claim.

CHAPTER 32

A week later I was at an empty casino table enjoying a drink when a bored security guard I know named Calliman came by. He ran security for the casino, so he could take breaks when he wanted.

“Whatcha got there, Hank?” he said, leaning against the table.

“Receipts.” I had an ear-to-ear grin as I flipped through them.

“What for?” He was intrigued by my enthusiasm.

“My life. Look, it’s all here.”

He sat down and looked through the folder. Truly my receipts were one of the coolest things I’d ever seen. The bookkeeper had done an unbelievable job. The countless columns and ledgers and data were absolutely fascinating. It was like a whole imaginary existence put down in numbers.

“But what are they for?” he asked, not understanding.

“Are you dumb? We’re going to get audited when the military gets here. They’re going to want to see receipts for work we did in the past.”

“They already gave me a phony job to use. I’m a dock worker,” Calliman said.

“But where’s your receipts? You been here years, you got no receipts. Me?” And I patted the papers proudly. “These go back twenty-eight years. I can just say I lost the rest. How long can they expect me to keep them?”

Another security guard came by, yawning. He held a cup of coffee.

“What’s that?” he asked.

“Receipts,” Calliman said absently, his nose deep in them.

“What kind?” asked the guard, and he leaned over to get a better look.

I saw the liquid tilting in the coffee cup and I pushed him back angrily.

“Watch it. You know what these are worth?”

“Easy, I wasn’t going to steal them,” the guard said, annoyed.

“Hey, you need to check these out. It’s pretty wild stuff,” Calliman said, as absorbed in the documents as I had been.

“Put your coffee over there first,” I warned.

Another guard had come by and pretty soon all of them were admiring the work.

“Don’t bend it,” one cautioned.

“Hank, it says here you pay taxes, too.”

“Really?” I hadn’t seen that. In fact, I hadn’t really been able to understand much of the receipts at all. But there it was.

“They just gave me a hammer and told me to say I work on the ventilation. Where can I get some receipts?” Calliman asked.

“They’re not just blowing around on the street,” I said sagely. “You need to talk to the right people.”

Calliman laid the documents out in interconnecting pyramids to try and understand them.

“You could hide so much money, Hank. Millions.”

I smiled proudly.

“Hey, can I give you some money to hold? Just until the cops leave.”

“Me too.”

“I don’t think that’s something I want to get into. Besides, there’s plenty of moneylenders here. I’m sure they could do it.”

“But they’re going to want big bucks. And then there’s the juice they’ll add on top. I’ll pay you,” the guard added quickly.

“Let me think about it,” I said, delicately gathering my papers. “But if you tele me tomorrow, I might be able to give you the names of some bookkeepers who can help you out. I got to ask them if they want the business first.”

They all thanked me.

After I returned my receipts to their protective folder, I finished my drink and headed for the train. At first I thought I had spent more time inside than I’d realized. I looked up and the latticework lights were definitely dimming, signaling it was Belvaille’s version of nighttime.

Around me, people were all looking up as well. Was it a power problem? We’ve had issues with the lights in the past. We’ve had whole sections go out completely but never the entire latticework.

People were exiting the casino and buildings all up the block, staring at the roof of our city. The lights were gradually getting darker and darker and darker.

Then they were gone. They never turned off the lights completely. Ever.

With the constant light of Belvaille, we couldn’t see stars. Couldn’t see past our own little environment. But with the latticework off, everything was clear.

But instead of a galaxy of stars, what we saw was far more startling.

There were countless bright lights. Reds, yellows, greens, blues that glowed crisp and unwavering in our view. They belonged to hundreds of ships that were now floating around Belvaille.

The Navy, it seemed, had arrived.

I got back to my place as quickly as possible.

“Wake up!” I yelled to Delovoa, who was asleep on my floor, a huge white metal robot standing over him.

Delovoa grumbled and murmured but didn’t stir.

I pulled the scientist to his feet, risking getting mashed by ZR3.

“You’re leaving. Now.”

“What?” he stammered.

I dragged him through the house and outside. When we exited, Delovoa looked up to the sky.

“So it’s real,” he said vaguely.

It was dark outside. Very dark. This was the best and only chance I was going to have of moving these two. A moment later, ZR3 pounded out after us. I think it took the front door with it.

We only saw a few people on the way, but visibility was so low I couldn’t make out who it was. And while I could only indistinctly see them, the gleaming white tower of ZR3 was likely more visible. Still, I couldn’t worry about that now.

It took us more than an hour to reach the secret apartment—one of the units not shown on the most recent map. It was just three large rooms. It had once been an electrical substation, though all those components were long gone and now it was merely vacant.

The door didn’t even have any locks or codes on it.

“Stay here and don’t move,” I said once we were inside.

This building was perfect for them. ZR3 could easily fit now that all the generators had been removed, and no one would think of checking this structure as it was labeled with all kinds of hazardous warnings. I had already stocked it with supplies and sundries for Delovoa to occupy himself with. That was before he had pirated my own apartment.

“Hank,” Delovoa began feebly, “what’s going to happen to me?”

Standing there in the makeshift residence, a tremendously illegal alien in tow, an armada surrounding us, no way to escape, it was a valid question.

“I don’t know what’s going to happen to me, Delovoa,” I answered honestly. “I’ll do my best.”

When I got back home I was on needles waiting for the Navy to come in any moment. I had both guns in my hands. After about six hours, I felt I was being a little self-important. Presumably the Navy would land first. Maybe do some setting up. With a flotilla that size, it could be a while.

I looked outside. The lights were still off on the space station. They wanted to make sure that everyone saw what was out there, regardless of when they woke up.

It was difficult to tell where one ship ended and another began. I wondered which were the dreadnoughts. You couldn’t really get a sense of scale from here. Because they were in space, at X, Y, and Z axes, the lights would often overlap or seem irregular. But from the ground, now and then at the right angle, a row or two would appear in perfect symmetry, so you knew the ships were all aligned in some proper military fashion. They had to be, there were simply too many to be floating around haphazardly.

Because of the darkness, I didn’t see Jyen and Jyonal until they were right in my face, standing in my apartment.

“Hank, what’s going on?” Jyen asked, grabbing hold of me.

“The Navy. You need to get back to your apartment. Don’t come out. Have your papers ready if anyone calls on you. Study your documents and be ready to answer any questions,” I said severely.

“Can we still go to clubs?” Jyen asked.

I think she would have electrocuted me if she could have seen the expression on my face.

“No.”

CHAPTER 33

I was on edge, having barely slept a wink. I finally decided I needed some food and needed to see what was going on.

The lights were now on. Looking up it was almost possible to pretend the Navy hadn’t come. All those ships had been just a dream.

Except for the soldiers.

At each corner stood a half-dozen armed soldiers who scrutinized me with extreme intensity as I passed.

They wore charcoal-colored body armor and carried either wicked, long rifles or fat, snub ones. I didn’t immediately recognize the guns, as Belvaille didn’t specialize in military designs. But the shorter one was obviously a multi-barreled submachine gun designed to throw as much metal downrange in as short a time as possible. The rifle was some kind of high-caliber precision shot. There were far more men with the automatic weapons.

They also carried sidearms which I couldn’t see. They had on helmets with their visors down. Since there was no glare to worry about, I took this to mean they were getting visual instructions via their helmets or perhaps some scanning-type information. Or they were all ugly.

As I moved closer to the port, ostensibly looking for a restaurant, the soldier density rose exponentially. Just ten blocks out there were what looked like thousands of them.

I was shooed away as the mass of troops moved in synchronization transporting gear with all manner of heavy lifters. It seemed the first order was to unload everything from the ships. How they were going to move all those crates across the city was anyone’s guess but they were already stacked taller than some of the warehouses.

“I said get going,” a soldier barked. And a dozen men with nothing better to do pointed their guns at me.

It was then I also noticed the emplaced heavy machine guns and rocket launchers.

I actually felt somewhat relieved seeing all this. If they were spending this much effort moving in, they at least weren’t going to blow us up from space.

Belvaille’s preparations seemed comical. We were going to trick an entire occupying army? Pretend we were a quaint tourist attraction off the beaten path?

And my, how power had changed. What was a boss now? What possible influence could he have? Belvaille was now a military base that happened to have some civilians on it.

A diner some ways from the port was packed. It was perhaps half soldiers and half regulars. The only people talking were the soldiers.

The people of Belvaille all had their heads down as they dutifully ate their meals. I walked in and people I knew gave me half-inch nods.

“Can I help you, sir?” the cook, who had known me for decades, asked with a leaden voice. I ordered and took a seat.

After about ten minutes a squad of troops came in. A slight buzzing or whistling emanated from them—I think it was their intra-unit communication systems.

“Groll-uot-a, stand,” one of them said to a person eating, who was trying to hide in his food. I vaguely knew him as a man named “Gouel.” He did something in smuggling.

“Stand!” the guard yelled again and hit Gouel on the head with his gun. The squad dragged him to his feet and out of the diner.

The tension relaxed afterwards and people went back to their business. But it was a stilted calm. No one was really hungry and the soldiers who had been laughing and talking earlier were now closer together and speaking in quiet tones.

I put my head down and ate my food like everyone else.

I guess you could say things went downhill from there.

The ridiculous amount of soldiers increased dramatically with no signs of slowing. Apparently they hadn’t all come on shore at once because our feeble port was simply incapable of handling that many ships and personnel. Likewise, soldiers had to transfer in space from the larger ships to ones able to dock at Belvaille.

In a week, the city was firmly under martial law, with bunkers on every corner. If you wanted to walk to the train, you had your identification checked at least five times, as if you were going to get phony papers in the half block between when you got your ID last checked—I mean it was possible on Belvaille, but still pretty excessive.

They had not made any large-scale forays into the uninhabited areas of the city, but were slowly setting up living quarters in the northwest. They cordoned off that area so it was impossible to see what they were doing.

The hidden caches hadn’t been found yet and Delovoa was safe for the moment, but at this rate I wasn’t sure how long that would last. There were just so many troops.

The number of arrests had been escalating as well. What was more frightening was that no one knew where the arrestees were being held. There were whispers that they were simply being killed. The city didn’t have the jail facilities to hold the number of people being taken, and it seemed an awful hassle to be transferring them all back to military vessels.

Anyone who was anyone was in hiding—or hiding as much as they could in a space station saturated with police.

The clubs were all closed. The casinos were shut down. Even the social clubs, the Belvaille Athletic and Belvaille Gentleman’s Club, were closed, and I didn’t think those had ever closed. Not even during riots.

What probably scared people the most was the fact our teles were all jammed. There was a looping message from the Navy and that’s it.

Teles were impossible to hack. Literally impossible. In a city full of some of the best criminals—okay, some of the better criminals—in the galaxy, no one even bothered with teles. You could do nothing to them whatsoever. But all of ours had become messageboards for the Colmarian Navy.

“Hi, Garm,” I said, as she walked up next to me on the sidewalk.

“Hello,” she responded. “I don’t have much time, come on.”

Garm was in a new military dress uniform I had never seen before. It was a bit sexy. She wasn’t looking at me as she kept her eyes forward.

“So, how about this weather?” I began as we walked nowhere and tried to look as if we were up to nothing. We kept our voices low.

“I don’t think they’re going to leave and I think it’s only a matter of time before they arrest me.”

“You?” I was shocked.

“They know everything. Everything we’ve done here. I’ve done. I don’t know how, but if I illegally crossed the street ten years ago, they somehow got pictures of it and witness testimony. They’re only keeping me around now because I know all the internal systems and who does what. As soon as they learn all the technical aspects of the city, I suspect they’ll have no more use for me.”

“Then what?”

“I don’t know,” she said.

“What are they doing with the people they arrest?”

“They don’t tell me.”

“So that’s it? They’re going to throw us all in jail?”

“Your guess is as good as mine, but I’m not going to be cooperating for long,” she said ominously.

“Don’t tell me you’re going to try and pull a Rendrae and think you can fight these guys. I mean look around.”

“I’ve already been talking with Rendrae. We’re putting together strategies. We hope we can count on you, but I understand if you want no part of it. I suspect you’ll be okay no matter what.”

It was absolutely shocking to hear Garm talking like this. She was about the most sensible, level-headed person on the station, and if she was speaking these words, things must truly be bad.

“I don’t know what to say, Garm.”

Then I heard a voice above me.

“Hank. Eat suck. Suckface!”

I turned around and WHAM.

There was familiar, salty blood, like a hobo’s wine in my mouth. I was plastered all over a guard bunker which I had destroyed like a cannonball. I heard soldiers shouting and saw people running about as my eyes began to focus.

“What… idiot… gave him… a weapon?” I staggered.

Wallow was surrounded by soldiers who were trying to calm and cajole the monster, with limited success. What was most striking, however, was that he was wearing some makeshift Navy uniform. All black, big boots, buttons—the works. He even had a truncheon of some kind, which is what he had punted me down the street with.

I wondered if the Navy kept super-sized clothes on board their ships on the chance they might happen to run into a Therezian who was looking to enlist. Or maybe Rendrae was right and Wallow was part of some deep conspiracy all along.

But then I decided it was best to pass out.

CHAPTER 34

I woke up in the back of an ambulance, but I told them to drop me off at my apartment. I wasn’t going to the hospital and have them play around with me again.

I checked my teeth. I had recently gotten my falsies removed and it would be just like Wallow to knock them out again. But they seemed okay.

Shuffling into my apartment, I longed for a drink and a nap. But there were two people inside waiting for me.

One was a handsome, middle-aged man in a military uniform with an obscene number of commendations on it. He wore a crisp hat and, amazingly, had a sword on his belt. Not a fancy technological sword, just a regular old sword. Like he was expecting any minute to be attacked by time travelers from 50,000 years ago.

The other man was shorter, older, less attractive, had fewer medals, and numerous medical implants on his face.

“Hi,” I said, nonplussed.

“Ah, you must be Hank,” the swordsman answered. “Forgive us, but your door was open. In fact, it doesn’t seem as if it can close.”

He had a peculiar accent. Not one I was familiar with. He was cocky without being a jerk about it.

“I’m sure this is regarding something,” I started, “but I just got my head cracked by a Therezian and I’d just like to take it easy if you don’t mind.”

“Ah, yes, I heard about that. Ensign Wallow seems to have some history with you. Forgive me,” the man said, smiling.

My curiosity got the better of me.

“Did he always work for you guys?”

“No, no. You just need to understand how their minds work.” The way he stated that made me think he was going to tell me more, but he didn’t.

All this time the older man had been staring at me intently. He had a bitter little face, that one. As if he was swooshing vinegar around his mouth constantly.

“I haven’t introduced myself. I’m not used to…,” he trailed off. “I am The Honorious Consular Prefecture Wardian Swife Jonathe.”

I didn’t quite snort, but I sniffed. Where did they come up with these titles? I wasn’t even sure where his name started in all that mess.

“Cool.” I offered my hand, which he shook in a powerful grasp.

“This is Kaprine General Mush’tathina,” he said, introducing the older man, who did not seem anxious to shake my hand and I didn’t offer it. He didn’t have a sword, but he had a pistol in a holster.

“But you don’t need to introduce yourself, we are all aware of your exploits for the Colmarian Confederation,” he said, smiling.

I just couldn’t get over that sword. I mean, what was the purpose? There was almost no greater indication this man wasn’t a real combatant than carrying an ancient weapon. I wonder if it works as some kind of reverse status, where the higher the rank, the lower the technology. So the super-duper-high overlord of the Navy would carry a stick or a clump of dirt.

“It says you’re a pipe refitter,” General Mush’tathina said with his ugly mouth. “What does that entail?”

I scratched my ear.

“Pipes. Fitting them together and stuff,” I said with no authority.

“You fought two Dredel Led. How did you defeat them?” Wardian Jonathe asked. He was pleasant, curious, but I could tell he didn’t get fifty pounds of medals on his chest being a sap.

“I…just shot them.”

“With what? You’ll excuse me, but as Consular Exar of the Southern States and Wardian of the 3rd Navy, the safety of my citizens is of paramount concern. I need to know what weapon to use if they should return.”

I reached into my jacket and took out my shotgun.

The General quickly took it from me. He moved far faster than his age would indicate.

“It’s a shotgun,” he said dismissively to the Wardian.

“Wow, you ARE a general,” I said.

He didn’t hand it back.

“So you’re saying that gun was used to kill the Dredel Led? The one lying in many pieces at citizen Delovoa’s residence?” The Wardian’s voice was still kind. He had a manner of talking that put you at ease even though every instinct told you not to be. Or maybe that was my brain still reeling from Wallow’s blow.

“Things happened so fast…,” I trailed off.

“The report is that you tracked the robot down over days,” he interrupted calmly.

“Yeah, but after that it was fast.”

“Do you mind if I sit down?” he asked, walking to the kitchen instead of the scraps that used to be my couch. He sat and I realized that right on the table in front of him was a cube of multicolored metal, just looking for a comet to bash. Was he goading me? I did my best not to panic.

“And you’re a mutant, correct?”

“Yeah. Like a lot of people.”

“True, true. It’s our great gift. Do you happen to know what level you are?”

I wasn’t sure if he was trying to get me to indict Garm and her false list. I wasn’t sure about anything.

“I can’t remember how they label them. I’m like a four. Or ten. Or something.”

“I suspect that helped you in fighting them?” he asked.

“Suppose so.”

He then looked to his General.

“You know it’s a shame our mutations are all random. What we couldn’t do with more fellows like Hank, eh?”

The General looked more evil if anything.

“Of course, I heard tales,” the Wardian continued conversationally, “stories of mutations that are actually passed along genetic lines. Father-to-son-to-granddaughter. That sort of thing. Extremely rare. They call it ‘Bequested Variation.’ It’s not always beneficial, but I do recall a legend about one family long ago. A whole extended tribe fighting together on behalf of Colmarian freedom. The heroes of the Ontakian War so they say.”

With that he smiled at me and stood up, his foolish sword clanging against my chair.

“But I can see you’re tired. If you don’t mind, we’ll come back some other time and discuss things. The Dredel Led particularly.”

He shook my hand again, the General returned my shotgun, and the pair of them left.

CHAPTER 35

I had bodyguards now, not of my choosing, but I had them nonetheless. Whenever I left my place two soldiers would walk along behind me. At first it was comical, but things were such a mess it became just one more sign that Belvaille was finished as a city.

The number of arrests was pretty incredible as well. You couldn’t be sure how many because there was no way for us to communicate with one another. If you talked openly about it near the military, and there was practically nowhere that was safe from them, you risked being whisked away yourself.

There was nothing to do on Belvaille anymore. I ate, talked to some people about inconsequential things, and went home and stared at the floor.

I managed to recruit Been-e to bring supplies to Delovoa since I couldn’t do it with the soldiers tailing me everywhere. I figured it was the least he could do after shooting me in the forehead. And he was an old-timer, he wouldn’t crack seeing the robot, and if there was anyone who could slip through the security nets it was him.

But I was an old-timer too. Belvaille was done, but where could I go? I’d have to start over in a completely new place, and that’s assuming they’d let me leave.

As I walked to the train I heard an explosion. I looked to the north and saw a giant fireball rising. The smoke and fire were quickly buffeted and sucked away by the city’s superstructure, but the blast must have been enormous.

My guards squeaked back and forth on their military coms and then took off running without so much as a good-bye to me.

And then to my surprise my tele turned on. I had nearly stopped carrying it after the Navy hacked them.

I saw Rendrae’s obscured face on a broadcast message. He had on a face mask, but his fat lips were unmistakable.

“The revolution has begun,” he yelled. “Long live Belvaille!”

Odd.

On the train the soldiers passed a lot more messages back and forth and seemed to be on their toes. I turned on my tele and called Garm. She had an auto-response saying she had been removed from office and had gone underground. She was working with the resistance.

A guard walked up to me.

“Put that away,” he said, indicating my tele.

“Screw you, I’m friends with the Wardian,” I answered as I began calling more people. What were they going to do, arrest me? Shoot me? I wasn’t worried about it. At least it would be a change from the monotony.

Then I heard some gunfire and explosions. I looked out the train window and saw one of the street bunkers being attacked. It was a whole battle in the road between soldiers and what looked to be well-armed citizens.

Were they really doing this? Were the criminals of Belvaille trying to start a war with tens of thousands of occupying soldiers? It seemed like the height of insanity. They could just ram the station with those battlecruisers and kill every one of us. I left a message for Garm and Rendrae and a number of bosses. I also contacted Delovoa and asked if there was anything special he needed.

He contacted me back right away, as he had nothing better to do than sit there playing with his broken tele. He gave me a list of some unusual industrial items, which would have been tricky to acquire before martial law and were probably impossible now. They weren’t weapons or anything, but I just couldn’t see the military letting me drag that stuff around.

But with my escort finally gone, I figured I could give it a try.

Soldiers were tense and kept trying to stop me, but I had all my papers and they relented. Probably figured they had enough trouble with the revolt without picking fights with people just walking around.

You could hear attacks springing up across the city, but I didn’t see any more personally.

My tele was going absolutely haywire with all kinds of codes coming in. I figured it was either secret instructions for the revolution or the Navy trying to scramble our systems again.

Then I got a brainstorm to go to Delovoa’s place to try and find his gear. Not his new home but his old one. It was a lab and manufacturing plant after all. I just had to hope they had taken the Dredel Led scrap and left everything else intact.

I got inside after getting the door code from Delovoa. It took a few tries to reach him; tele communication was getting spotty.

There were no guards, but the downstairs had been gutted. It was almost completely empty. I’d never really appreciated how big his place was: it was nearly an entire block underground.

All the weapons were certainly gone. Only bits and pieces of equipment and the very largest of machines they couldn’t pull out remained. I searched through the area and found a couple items that Delovoa might want. It would give him something to tinker with if nothing else.

I put the things in a small trunk I found upstairs and took a train home. I hadn’t seen Jyen and Jyonal in a while, and realized, to my surprise, I missed the poor kids.

Jyen opened the door. I half expected her to have polka dot skin this time, but she was merely blue.

“Hank,” she said, with her usual excitement, and invited me inside.

“Hey.”

She looked up at me with her wet, panicked eyes.

“We haven’t heard from you in so long. We didn’t know if you had left us. Everything is so awful.”

“Yeah.”

“I’ll make us some food. Sit down, tell me how you’ve been.”

“Is Jyonal here?” I asked.

“He’s sleeping. He’s—he’ll be sleeping for a while. Sit down. Let’s talk.”

I sat.

“The short news is things aren’t good. The military owns the station as you can see. There’s still no way to get out. I have guards following me around and now it looks like a bunch of people are trying to fight back.”

“Are you going to fight back?” she asked, full of worry.

Good question. I started to answer and stopped.

“I don’t know. It really seems pointless.”

“Then what will we do?” she asked.

We. The siblings could help—in theory. But if the military learned Jyonal was here, I doubted they would hesitate sacrificing all of Belvaille to get him back.

I shrugged.

“Do you want to be my boyfriend?” she asked in the same tone, as if this were the next logical question. She wasn’t smiling, or sad, or pleading. It was just some natural conversation switch.

“What?” I shook my head briskly, as if by causing brain injury I might be able to understand her. “Why are you asking? I mean, how did that come up?”

“It’s just, you might feel better. We might feel better if we had someone.”

Those eyes. Those floppy ears. Those delicate little lightning-spurting fingers.

“Jyen, my life isn’t perfect right now. I know that. But it’s not going to get any better with the addition of another person,” I stated conclusively.

“How do you know if you don’t try?”

“I know I’ll never be a ballerina, even though I haven’t put on toe shoes. Because I’m not fifty years old,” I said, throwing my arms up. “I’ve been around for a while. I’ve yet to be in a relationship that didn’t have a lot of drama.”

“Maybe you haven’t met the right person,” she said sweetly.

“Maybe,” I said, scrunching my face.

“But what are your plans for the next ten years?”

“Ten years?” I asked incredulously. “I could be dead tomorrow. What’s the point of planning that far ahead? I don’t know what I’m eating for dinner.”

“If you want it enough, it will happen. I believe that.”

“Want what? A relationship? I’m trying to tell you I don’t want one.”

“Then what do you want?”

I paused a good while.

“I want things to be like they were. When Belvaille meant something, even if it was sleazy. And I was, you know, a somebody.”

“That’s it?” she asked, clearly disappointed. “That doesn’t sound very significant.”

“Maybe not to you, but yeah, that’s it. I think I’m joining the resistance.”

CHAPTER 36

I wanted to see Delovoa to at least give the poor guy the stuff I had picked up for him.

The trains were still deactivated over here in the southwest. Not even sure they could be turned on. The few Navy bunkers I saw were abandoned. Presumably they had shifted their men to the populated areas to try and focus against the resistance.

I looked around to make sure the coast was clear and then entered Delovoa’s.

“Hank,” he said, his voice weak from disuse.

I had seen pictures in history lessons of what our primordial ancestors looked like. They seemed to be composed entirely of hair and mud. Delovoa made them look elegant by comparison.

“I got you some things,” I said, putting down the trunk of items. “It’s not a lot, so don’t get your hopes up. They stripped your workshop clean.”

This news hit Delovoa hard. That was basically his life savings, as it were. He was even so distraught he momentarily paused looking through the gear.

“Hey, look what I found,” he said, popping back to life.

And he spoke to ZR3 some word I wasn’t familiar with.

ZR3 responded by spinning its torso around and around as I watched, frightened.

“You’re teaching a Dredel Led to do tricks?”

“I really don’t think it’s a Dredel Led.” He said the word again, and the robot stopped spinning. “That’s ancient Colmarian.”

“How do you know ancient Colmarian?” I asked.

“I don’t. You know the expression, ‘better than to leurdenstae’?”

And at that ZR3 began swiveling its torso again. I couldn’t concentrate well with the robot spinning like a top.

“Uh, sure,” I managed.

“You know what it means?”

I was still transfixed by ZR3.

“Like, at least it’s something.”

“Close. Better than wasting time. Better than going in circles. That’s what ‘leurdenstae’ means.”

And at that word, ZR3 stopped again.

“Fine, but how did you know to say that?”

“I didn’t, I just said it by accident.”

“How do you accidentally say an expression like that?” I asked dubiously.

Delovoa looked a bit embarrassed.

“I think I’ve been…talking to myself lately.” And I let it drop at that, remembering how long he’s been alone. “His name is probably the same. It’s not really ZR3—”

“Yes,” the robot answered dutifully.

“It’s probably some ancient Colmarian word that sounds like that. Who knows what we’re really asking it?”

“Like, ‘say yes’?”

“Sure, or ‘are you powered on?’”

“But why does he have those letters,” I began, not wanting to verbalize them, “written in Colmarian on him? And why is he answering in modern language?”

“That’s just paint. That could have been put there at any time. And maybe the word ‘yes’ didn’t change over the years. Or maybe it means something else.”

This was definitely weird.

“Do you know any other words?” I asked.

“Only a couple. If we were in real space I could maybe tele some research, but out here it’s too far, and my tele is all messed up. Ancient Colmarian had a lot more flourishes and accents than it does now. As we got more and more species we dropped them all until we ended up with simplistic names like ‘Hank.’”

“I think it’s really dangerous talking to this thing, Delovoa.”

“But I’m sure it’s following me because I accidentally said something that sounds like ‘follow me.’ If I can just figure out the counter-command, just a few words, I’ll be rid of it.”

“What if you accidentally say something that sounds like ‘pulverize me’?”

“Well, that would be bad,” Delovoa said quietly. “But you can help on this. Go to the library and look for some books on—”

“Library,” I said, cutting him off. “Where do you think we are?”

“We have a library, I’ve passed it a bunch of times, just never had much of a need for historical works.”

“That’s just a building. We store junk there. I don’t even think when the station was first built it had any reference items. Belvaille library…” I shook my head at the concept.

Our talk got cut short, however, by an amplified voice from outside.

“You are surrounded. Come out with your hands on your heads and you won’t be killed.”

Oh, crap.

I moved to the window and peeked out and there were dozens of soldiers stationed behind their vehicles. How did they find us? Were they tracking me?

“What do we do?” Delovoa didn’t sound as panicked as I thought he should. I think he was almost happy to have company, no matter how unfriendly.

“If you go out there with a giant Dredel Led trailing you they are going to cut you down in a panic. If you stay in here and they see a Dredel Led next to you…same thing.”

“Can you explain the situation to them?” Delovoa asked, finally displaying an appropriate level of concern.

I glanced through the window again. The soldiers were getting restless and taking up advanced positions. I counted quite a few rockets among them. They meant business.

“If I had a week or so, sure.” I stopped, because I didn’t want to tell Delovoa he was doomed.

“Go out and stall them,” he said resolutely.

Then he walked over to ZR3 and began talking urgently in what I assumed was ancient Colmarian.

I took that as a good time to leave. I rose to my feet and with hands over my head, walked outside.

I counted quite a few more soldiers than I had originally seen. They were up and down the street. They indeed had the house surrounded.

“Funny story, guys,” I started as I walked towards them.

“Get on the ground!” the one with the amplified voice screamed. I got on the ground. I wasn’t sure if they could kill me or not, but that many rockets could at the very least put me in the hospital a good long time. And that was as good as killing me.

I saw some soldiers approaching me warily. As if I was going to jump to my feet from a prone position and pounce on them before they could act. As if I could pounce.

The soldiers stopped.

Then I heard a horrific twisting of metal behind me. There was the whistle and tweet of the soldiers communicating via their helmets.

Then a thud along with vibrations I felt through the road. Another thud.

The soldiers decided it best to back away. None of them were interested in me any longer.

Thud.

My breathing was heavy. I was prostrate on the ground and I knew what was happening. I saw twenty or more soldiers cowering en masse.

Thud.

I’m not sure if I’ve ever hyperventilated, but if I did, it was now.

Thud. ZR3 was right next to me. I didn’t know where it was going. What it was doing.

Thud. Another step forward. Its pillar of a leg was now even with my neck. Road debris, from ZR3’s tremendous weight, spilled onto me like water.

It walked past. It was most definitely headed in the general direction of the soldiers.

Thud.

They had nowhere to go. Not without running. They had their backs against the building across the street.

Thud.

Most of the soldiers got out of its immediate way. They had their guns halfheartedly pointing at it. This was a literal children’s nightmare come to life and standing right in front of them, in ground-shaking detail.

ZR3 paused in front of one soldier, who seemed to be trying his best to meld into the building.

There was no sound.

Then ZR3 spoke. In its sonorous, monotonous voice.

I couldn’t understand what it was saying and it seemed to be oh-so-bored with the actual enunciation itself. After a few moments, it was done, and all was quiet again.

Then fast as light, ZR3 took that column of an arm and spun it like a windmill, pounding the soldier a foot deep into the metal wall. The shower of gore must have sprayed half the block.

Every soldier there, steeped in discipline and coordination, reacted the same: they screamed and ran. I was only slightly behind them, because I had to get to my feet first and was tripping over their discarded weapons.

Delovoa went streaking past me a moment later, his legs much more nimble than my own.

I could hear ZR3 thundering around but I dared not look back to see what it was doing.

It was then that I truly understood the fear the Dredel Led caused. It wasn’t all the stories we’d heard so many decades ago in our youth, it was the fact that they didn’t care. You could hear it in its voice, even if we had no idea what it was saying. Delovoa had given it some kind of command, and to the machine, that order was no different than one to walk through doorways or sit underneath a tarp in someone’s basement for years. All things were equally unimportant.

What had Delovoa told it to do?

CHAPTER 37

For the next few hours I kept moving. Not because I thought I could outpace ZR3, but because I was extremely frightened and felt it was a slightly better option than curling up in a ball with my head between my knees.

The Navy, instead of jamming teles, was now broadcasting a message for people to stay off the streets. But I had seen it tear up buildings and roads, an apartment would provide no safety.

“Hank,” I heard someone say. “Hank,” they repeated.

I turned and saw a man I didn’t know, crouched in the corner of the street next to a building.

“Follow me,” he said, and skulked off down an alley, staying close to the wall.

This wasn’t an invitation I would have normally thought about accepting, but from what I could tell, he wasn’t a soldier and he wasn’t ZR3, which made him okay by me.

We twisted through some streets until he finally stopped at an apartment building and went in. Inside were numerous armed guards. Not military, but with military-grade weapons. They seemed happy to see me. Some I knew. They’d worked for various bosses back when Belvaille wasn’t a day spa for Dredel Led and the Navy.

We moved into an adjacent apartment and a lot of talking quickly stopped.

“Where have you been?” Garm asked, annoyed.

Inside the room were at least a dozen bosses. There were guns everywhere along with maps and supplies.

“I take it, this is the resistance,” I said.

“Good to have you,” Rendrae said, pushing through the group like he had just come from an eight-year surface war with the Keilvin Kamigans.

“Thank the spirits,” Tamshius said as he clasped my hand. He looked much older.

“There might be other stuff you need to resist. Remember I told you about that other Dredel Led,” I began.

“What? What was that?” Rendrae bubbled, his reporter persona bursting its shackles.

“Yes…?” Garm asked, already knowing she wasn’t going to like what I had to say.

“It’s running around crushing people now,” I said, looking for some alcohol in this pirate’s den.

The commotion was pretty terrible. Dredel Led? Crushing? Blah blah.

“How did this happen?” Garm asked. “We saw the teles but thought it was a Navy cover for a counter-attack.”

“Delovoa,” I shrugged.

“I’m going to murder that fool,” she muttered.

“I wouldn’t recommend that. He seems to be able to speak to it. He got it to attack the soldiers.”

Rendrae perked up at this.

“Wait, it’s attacking soldiers?”

“Yeah.”

“A Dredel Led is attacking soldiers?” Rendrae asked joyfully. “This is perfect. It will further weaken the Navy and occupy their resources while we’re able to make our push. The scales are starting to balance out. It’ll take them a while to put down that robot. And even if they got Wallow, we got Hank.”

I nearly swallowed my own tongue.

“I’m not Wallow,” I said.

“You’ve beaten him before,” Rendrae said dismissively, as if I was merely being humble.

Having a reputation can really be annoying sometimes.

“Have you ever seen Wallow? Because if you did, there’s no way you could possibly think I ever beat him at anything.”

“Hank,” Garm interrupted, “do you want to be briefed on what we’re doing? Then you can tell us more about this robot.”

Everyone answered for me. Of course I did. Sure. I’m one of them. I rolled my eyes.

“First, we’re trying to restore tele communication, but it’s the dreadnought that’s jamming us, unfortunately. The only things of value on this station, as far as I can figure, are those telescopic arrays. If we take out some of those, we might force them to negotiate with us.”

All these eager, crooked faces were staring at me. As if I was somehow their salvation. Like I could take my sawed-off shotgun, put on a spacesuit, hop out an airlock, and shoo away a bunch of battlecruisers.

I just didn’t see it. A year ago I could scarcely imagine the power of all the combined forces of Belvaille’s underworld, which were now assembled in front of me. But compared to the Navy?

“Yeah,” I began uneasily.

Someone handed me a rifle that had obviously been taken from the military.

“What’s this?” I asked in horror.

“You’ll need that to shoot through their body armor,” a guard said.

I held it awkwardly.

“I’m not a scientist. This thing has too many buttons,” I complained.

“It has four,” Garm stated flatly.

A thug came by and began trying to force my clumsy fingers into the proper places.

Garm looked at me hard.

“I want Hank to be our liaison with the military. To negotiate.”

There was outrage at this suggestion.

“We need Hank fighting,” someone said.

“Yeah, those carbines won’t do anything to him,” someone else volunteered for my skin.

“It’s a morale boost for the men having Hank on the front lines,” Big Moff said without a hint of sarcasm.

Even I had to disagree with Garm.

“I don’t think the Wardian particularly likes me. Besides, you’re Adjunct Overwatch. If anyone should deal with them it’s you.”

“No, I used to be Adjunct. Now I’m simply a traitor. I know it’s a little hard to understand, but from a policy standpoint, I’m the last person on this station they would deal with.”

“No, it makes Colmarian sense,” I agreed.

“More to the point though, this is what you’ve been doing your whole life.”

“How do you figure?” I asked, amused. “I bust heads for a living.”

“No, you bust heads when you have to. If half the stuff in The News is true—”

“Of course it’s true,” Rendrae said, offended.

“You’ve been making compromises with parties that despise one another for a century. That’s all we want: a fair deal.”

At that, the room grew reflective, myself included.

“Can I get back to you guys tomorrow?” I said. “I don’t even know where to begin on this.”

“We’re running out of time,” Rendrae warned.

“Sure, Hank,” Garm said.

No one patted my back or shook my hand as I left. I didn’t want to let them down, but the mythology of Hank wasn’t the same thing as the real me. Was I just going to barge into the Wardian’s office and start making terms?

And “office.” That’s how provincial I was. I could only think in Belvaille nomenclature. Like his hundreds of thousands of troops were just an oversized gang.

CHAPTER 38

I realized it had been a bad idea to sleep in my apartment when I woke up to a soldier hitting me on the skull with a truncheon and my arms and legs were cuffed.

“Hey!” I shouted.

“Hold him down!”

“Get his legs.”

“He’s moving.”

“Hit him again!”

They kept bouncing the club off my head, which wasn’t as comfortable as it sounds.

More than a half-dozen soldiers then lifted me up, wobbling precariously, and carried me through my apartment as I attempted to twist out of their grip. Outside was what looked like a hundred soldiers or more.

No one was coming to rescue me. Not against this militia.

I was thrown in the back of a vehicle and we took off. One soldier sitting next to me doggedly continued to hit me on the head, as if it was a personal affront that I wasn’t unconscious.

“What are you trying to do,” I said to him, annoyed, “because it’s not working.”

Bonk. Bonk. Bonk.

There were some squeaks passed between their helmets and finally the abusive soldier sheathed his truncheon and gave my brain a rest. To my small satisfaction, I saw the soldier’s arm was sore as he massaged it.

I figured the whole Dredel Led thing had blown up. I wasn’t going to be able to use the “I can’t tell you” line on the Navy. They’d answer that by seeing how many grenades I could swallow.

I guess I could tell them the truth. They likely already knew it was Delovoa anyway—assuming he wasn’t dead.

To my surprise, I was transferred from the vehicle to the port.

I was put onto a tiny shuttle and secured with about thirty straps and harnesses. It would probably take an hour just to untie me, assuming they ever did.

The shuttle disembarked and I had an immediate panic attack. I actually hadn’t stepped foot off Belvaille in over a hundred years.

I threw up.

One of the soldiers cursed and reached for a tool on the side of the hull and vacuumed up my sick that floated around the cabin. Apparently this was common enough they had a handy device for it.

I felt terrible, with lines of saliva spinning from my mouth. Through the windows, I could see space, and I could see the unbelievably vast array of ships around Belvaille anchored in total precision with one another.

As we turned, the g-force slowly lolling my head, we angled on what could only be a dreadnought.

My mouth was now truly open. What everyone said had been a pathetic under-exaggeration. While its sense of scale was hard to tell, it looked to be as large as the very city we had just disembarked from.

I could feel us accelerating towards it, but it didn’t grow any larger. What I’d thought were windows or lights I realized were smaller ships flying around the dreadnought. Like flies pestering some enormous land animal.

It took hours to actually get close enough to dock. I was hungry and tired by the time we disembarked.

I was on a Colmarian Navy dreadnought, but they still didn’t untie me. I was surrounded by what must have been tens of thousands of soldiers, and they were pushing me along in a cart like I was a dangerous substance—or maybe sewage waste.

I was so in awe of the ship I hardly noticed.

We passed countless people on the way, all with varied uniforms. Here I was, being tugged along in a wagon with squeaky wheels, and they went about their business unconcerned. These were not your ordinary Colmarians. They were far too competent.

It took another hour of walking and elevators and motion floors to reach the Wardian.

The General and Wardian were in a private room. It was enormous—as big as a city block on Belvaille. The walls were too far away to see what was on them.

The guards finally released my shackles, all of them coming off with a click simultaneously.

The soldiers left, taking the wagon and chains with them.

“Hi,” I said good-naturedly.

The General wore his usual scowl, the Wardian had a beatific grin.

“Thank you for coming,” he said, as if I had pondered my many choices.

“Sure,” I answered.

He turned his back and began striding across the massive room. I followed, with the General close behind me, his breath on the back of my neck.

“Why is it you think we’re here, Hank?” the Wardian asked.

I thought this would be a good time to broach the demands of the resistance.

“Well, I guess the Dredel Led. And I suppose it has something to do with the…somewhat illegal activities on Belvaille,” I said delicately.

The Wardian turned to face me and for the first time wore an expression of utter bewilderment.

“What?” he asked, dumbstruck.

I looked back at the General, whose face was so creased with frowns I was waiting for him to fold away into nothingness.

“Er, well, you all came and made some arrests and—”

The Wardian’s face showed no sign of recognition and he turned to the General.

“Random screenings,” the General responded casually.

The Wardian regarded me, surprised.

“You think that this fleet,” he began, and he activated something in his hand. With that, the whole edge of the room, the wall and parts of the ceiling and floor, scrolled away, showing the immensity of the armada arrayed around us. It was quite jarring, as it looked like we were exposed directly to the void with nothing in between. “You think that,” he said, pointing, “is here because of…crime?”

I rubbed my wrists where I had been handcuffed, thinking how to respond.

“Maybe we could have hired some police instead? The fuel costs to deliver these ships here likely exceeds the entire economic output of your space station for the next thousand years.”

“Hm,” I puffed, feeling not only stupid, but that I had no business speaking to a Wardian on a dreadnought about anything whatsoever.

“No, we are here because of a ship we have been tracking for some time via your station’s telescopes. A vessel of the Boranjame.”

“What?” I asked, shocked.

“A convergence is happening in this area. Whether the Dredel Led made the Boranjame come investigate or the other way around, or if news of a level-ten mutant interested them, we don’t know. But we have to stand our ground.”

So they knew about Jyonal, or maybe my own false classification. I didn’t ask him to clarify.

“Our intercepted relays lead us to believe the Boranjame may use this opportunity to expand into our space. If they did, they would pass here on the way to some of our populated worlds.”

The Boranjame were the big boys of the galaxy, literally and figuratively. They were the most powerful empire by far and rarely lost a war.

Then it hit me.

“You plan on fighting them?”

Boranjame ships were literally planets. The race existed only in deep space. When they moved into a new region, they stripped apart all the local worlds for resources and made their ships even bigger—or built new ones. A dreadnought was as large as a metropolis, but it was a far cry from being planetoid.

“You need to evacuate us,” I said urgently.

“To where?” The General sneered. “Any place we take you would be their first stop. They won’t bother with this space station, it’s too small.”

“They will if you’re standing here shooting at them.”

“We have another ship just like this one ready to Portal in, as well as the entire 2nd and 8th fleets. We are just the tip of the spear.”

“Look, I’m no Wardian, but can even fifty dreadnoughts take out a Boranjame ship?” I asked. “You can’t fight a planet.”

“That’s a common misconception. Only their royalty have ships of that size,” the General said. “And they won’t dare send a royal vessel on an exploratory mission. Their other vessels are much smaller. Only fifteen to thirty times the size of this dreadnought.”

“What are you going to do against that? Dent its hull?”

The Wardian took a deep breath and turned to look out at space.

“The Colmarian Confederation’s defense, Hank, is you. Mutants. It’s why we aren’t invaded more often. Any attacking species that attempts to occupy us knows they will have to deal with randomly dispersed mutations. Our Navy can’t remotely cover all our territory. Not even a fraction of it.”

“So why use it all here?” I asked.

“Because the Boranjame won’t ever land. They won’t set foot on our soil. Whether we have mutants or not is irrelevant to them. They can destroy our worlds from space and absorb them. Knowing we can’t resist, they’ll just feed on us. They won’t ever stop.”

“We would not be the first empire they destroyed,” the General said, “merely the largest.”

Holy crap. I stood there trying to process.

“We need your help, Hank,” he said.

I laughed. Though with somewhat of a hysterical shade.

I’ve been in over my head before, seemingly a whole lot recently. But what in the Prison Planet’s Pleasure Dome could I possibly do to change this situation?

“We need you to get this resistance under control.”

“Aren’t they kind of insignificant?” I asked.

“We’re going to be using this station to refuel and refit and repair. As well as for logistics support,” the General stated. “The telescopes need to be under our full control. They are vital.”

“The communications systems here are some of the most advanced in the Confederation, believe it or not. Also, I understand there’s some other robot down there? Do you know anything about this?” the Wardian asked.

Perspective. It’s a weird thing. A ferocious Dredel Led was “some robot” to him.

“Yeah,” I admitted.

“Can you handle that as well?”

My eyes darted around as I thought.

“I don’t see how. Not without a lot of help.”

“It is a priority that it be neutralized,” the General said.

“There’s some demands I have,” I said.

Both men exchanged looks.

“Excuse me?” the Wardian asked.

“Nothing crazy. Just, maybe we could work out a deal.”

“We can discuss these matters afterwards,” the Wardian said.

“I’ll need something in writing,” I added. If he’s the tip of the spear, he’s going to die first and won’t be able to sign anything.

They were staring at me, not sure if they’d heard correctly. This wasn’t going well. I decided to throw down my cards.

“Without some guarantees I won’t be able to budge the resistance. And they were just about ready to attack those telescopes last I heard.”

The Wardian flinched slightly.

“I think we can work something out,” he said, with a weak smile.

CHAPTER 39

I stayed a bit longer with the Wardian working out details. I got the sense that for every minute he talked to me, millions of credits worth of “real” decisions weren’t being made.

After a shuttle back to Belvaille, a military car dropped me off at my house, without the fuss of tying me up or anyone smacking me on the noodle. In fact, I was shown quite a deal of respect.

Inside my apartment, Jyen and Jyonal were waiting in my kitchen.

“Come in,” I said, somewhat annoyed. “No one bothers knocking nowadays anyhow.”

“Your door doesn’t close,” Jyen explained. “We saw the soldiers take you away. Are you okay?”

I had to be somewhat careful how I broached this subject. I looked at Jyonal, who seemed perfectly normal, which made me nervous.

“Well…,” I began, uneasily. Then I smiled brightly and clapped my hands together. “It seems this was all a big misunderstanding between everyone and the Navy. They’re nice guys.”

“Do they know about us?” Jyonal asked.

I thought if there was some way I could linguistically deny that question.

“Yeah,” I said, trying to limit my responses.

Jyonal caught what I was doing and his voice grew serious.

“Hank, just tell us what’s going on.”

Before I could answer, a soldier stepped inside carrying a box.

“Where should I put this, sir?” he asked, as Jyen and Jyonal looked at him, startled.

“Anywhere is fine.”

He walked into my kitchen, past the dumbstruck siblings, and put it on the table next to my delfiblinium. He then turned and walked out without so much as looking at anyone.

“What was that about?” Jyen asked.

“Right. So the Navy knows about you guys and they’re going to likely need your help,” I confessed.

“Did you tell them?” Jyonal asked. Was it my imagination or was there an ominous light behind his eyes when he asked that?

“Not so much tell, but I confirmed,” I said weakly.

“Hank. We trusted you.” Jyen looked honestly hurt, but I was more concerned with Jyonal, whose jaw was gritted.

“Look, you can kill me if you want,” I said, regretting that intro immediately, “but the Navy is the least of your worries.”

“What?” Jyonal asked, his eyes suddenly clear.

And like a good negotiator, I kept my position of strength.

“You all are going to have to do what I say when I say it if you want to survive what’s coming.”

“What’s coming?” Jyen asked feebly.

I ignored her and went into the kitchen and opened the box, pretending I was a Wardian on a dreadnought.

“Go back to your apartment. I’ll come talk to you in a day or so. There’s other things I need to get situated first.”

Then I fixed them with a stern gaze and held it.

They blinked and slowly walked to the door.

“But you’re okay?” Jyen asked before going out.

“No one within 1000 light years of this space station is okay,” I replied coolly.

I was full of confidence as I strode outside the next day. I adjusted my collar and contacted the Navy on a secret tele channel.

“Hey, stop blocking Belvaille’s communications,” I ordered.

The faceless soldier on the other end did some checking and then I heard typing.

“Give it five minutes for synchronization,” he said.

Yup, this was my station. Everyone here, everyone in space, in fact billions of people on nearby planets were all relying on me.

I gave a thumbs-up to the soldiers at a nearby bunker.

My tele rang, indicating it was now unblocked.

“Yo,” I said, seeing Garm’s face on the other end.

“Hank, where are you at?”

“Eh, just walking.”

“We heard you were taken by—,” she started.

“Yeah yeah yeah” I interrupted. “Get everyone together. All the resistance or whatever. Meet at, uh, the Gentleman’s Club.”

“That place isn’t safe anymore. We should—”

“Hey,” I interrupted rudely. “Just do it. I got this under control.”

Garm looked like she was trying to figure out whether to be angry or surprised. I hung up before she decided.

I then called Delovoa, who answered after a minute.

“Still alive?” I asked.

“Barely,” he whispered.

“Meet at the Gentleman’s Club. Big discussion.”

“That place isn’t safe.”

“Just do it.” I clicked off.

Whistling, I hopped a few trains out west to my secret stash. I was glad to see my Delovoa-constructed closet hadn’t been disturbed and my plasma pistol was still inside.

I went for a walk, as it was nice to feel at least partially at ease on Belvaille again. Teles kept coming in with suspicious bosses asking for confirmation. Despite the soldiers nearby, I casually confirmed we were meeting at the Gentleman’s Club.

I went home and took a nap. I then freshened up a bit and headed to the club. The old place was a mere shadow of what it once was, though it still smelled the same.

Inside, there were thugs and bosses and everyone in between waiting in the cafeteria for me. The bosses were mostly aloof and many stood by the windows, apparently looking out for trouble.

“Drinks all around,” I yelled to the bartender.

“We don’t have any alcohol,” he replied.

“Well then sandwiches,” I said magnanimously.

He grumbled and went into the kitchen.

“What are you wearing, Hank?” Rendrae asked suspiciously.

“This?” I asked nonchalantly. “It’s my uniform.”

Garm walked up to inspect me, her eyes bulging.

“You’re an Oberhoffman in the Navy? You work for them now?”

“We all do,” I said gleefully.

And I was faced with a room full of resistance fighters who suddenly seemed to realize I was the enemy. About to be murdered in ten different ways, I powered on my friendly plasma pistol and it started the windows rattling.

“Right,” I said, my face taut. “Let me explain. Jerks.”

I warily turned off my pistol to be better heard across the room, but I backed up so I could see everyone.

“I just made a deal with the Navy. Belvaille is going to be an Independent Protectorate of the Colmarian Confederation.”

Blank stares all around.

“What’s that mean?”

“It means we can fly our own flag,” I answered.

“And what’s that mean?”

“We rule ourselves,” Garm said slowly. “They can’t search our ships. They can’t tell us to do anything.”

The room was silent, to my great annoyance. I had been expecting them to celebrate.

“Don’t you guys get it?” I asked. “This is way more than what you wanted.”

“So we can get our businesses back?” one boss asked warily.

“We can do anything,” I exclaimed. “We’re our own country. Sort of.”

“So the Navy is just going to leave?” Garm asked.

“Yeah. But they want to lease the telescopes from us,” I cautioned.

Everyone looked as if I was speaking a foreign language.

“So why are you wearing that uniform?” Rendrae asked, unconvinced.

“There’s some stuff I need to organize here. I can’t go bossing a bunch of military groups around as just some normal person.”

“You negotiated this?” Tamshius asked in awe.

“Yes,” I said, still waiting impatiently for realization.

“So we flushed all our product for nothing?” a fat boss named Ameda asked.

“You can make it back!” I shouted.

“Do you have any paperwork on this?” Garm asked.

I threw a copy of the declaration on a nearby table. I didn’t walk away, feeling I was at least no longer in danger of being killed.

A crowd gathered around the documentation.

“We can do illegal activities here?” Leeny tried to confirm.

Before I could talk, Garm spoke for me.

“We can do anything we want. Hell, we can advertise we’re illegal, because it won’t be illegal here. We can be a damn trade hub, provided we can get more Portals online.”

“Exactly,” I said, glad my labors were finally getting some appreciation.

“What is it you have to do?” Rendrae asked with slit eyes.

“I need to deal with that Dredel Led that’s still running around.”

The bosses were either reading the document, talking rapidly with one another, or were deep in thought. No one was by the windows anymore.

“When is the Navy leaving, Hank?” Big Moff asked.

“Right after they take care of the Boranjame,” I said.

The enthusiasm evaporated from the room like a fart sucked into space.

“What?” Garm asked.

“Yeah, you know that activity you were monitoring out there?” I told her.

“Oh, no,” she said, looking defeated.

“There’s a Boranjame ship coming?” the bartender asked, as he paused handing out bad sandwiches.

“Not exactly here,” I corrected. “In this general area.”

“What a load of nonsense,” Rendrae grumbled. “They conned you. They got you to gather all the resistance together for a mortal strike. They’re probably waiting outside right now.”

I sighed and put away my pistol and took out my shotgun.

“Is that Navy armor?” I asked Rendrae, my gun pointed at him.

“No, I’m not wearing any,” he lied, his hands up.

A few men went back to the windows to peek out.

“The resistance is officially over. As of now. No soldier will shoot at you if you don’t shoot at any soldier. Do you think that whole fleet of ships came here because of Belvaille? The fuel costs alone to get them here were like… you know, a lot. If you want to resist something, resist the Boranjame.”

“Hank,” Garm said. “If they’re really coming, you have to know we’re going to be killed. This,” she said, holding up the treaty, “doesn’t mean anything.”

“Have some faith, Garm. But first I’m going to need everyone’s cooperation.”

CHAPTER 40

The criminal element of Belvaille could be enormously helpful to the Navy. We knew the station and already had a perfect command structure in place via the gangs. Every citizen could be mobilized if we just enlisted the bosses.

Therefore, I deputized the bosses and gave them permission to restart all activities—the entertainment would help lower tensions and the revenue would earn Belvaille’s trust. But the primary goal was to assist the military with whatever they needed. We had to quickly convert Belvaille into a full-service drydock.

Delovoa had been eating his sandwich quietly in the corner as I was putting this together. When people departed, I went to him to start the difficult phase. Garm stayed as well.

“So how likely is it you can talk to your Dredel Led and stop it?” I asked him.

“Not likely at all. On further thought, I think it’s malfunctioning. Or in some kind of circuit loop. It’s probably not going to acknowledge any more commands until it’s done,” he said.

“Done what?” Garm asked.

Delovoa shrugged.

“Destroying the station? I don’t know, honestly.”

“You don’t seem too concerned,” I jabbed.

“I’m just burnt out. Imagine waking up every morning and seeing it standing over you.”

“What did you first tell it to start it going?” Garm asked.

“I don’t know, exactly. I was mixing parts of words. But I was trying to say ‘kill.’”

“Why were you telling it that?” Garm shouted, throwing her arms up.

“This was when we were trapped by the Navy at Delovoa’s hideout,” I explained.

“You work for the Navy. You’re higher rank than I was,” she said, seeming particularly irritated by that fact.

“This was before that,” I said.

“Oh.”

“We’ll have backup, Delovoa.”

“Start thinking up words and phrases,” I said. “You got it to go berserk in just like ten seconds of trying. You know it’s ancient Colmarian. Work on it.”

“Work how? I can’t go to my lab and build sentences with metal parts.”

“I can put you in touch with the Navy. You’re my official advisor now. Garm, what’s a good Navy title for that?” I asked.

“I don’t know,” she said, annoyed.

“I’ll give you a title too,” I stated, trying to appease her. “What do you want?”

“I want the Navy gone and the Boranjame not coming. Barring that, call me whatever you like.”

“Alright then, Grumpy Garm.”

“Do I get paid for this?” Delovoa asked, seeming to finally brighten at his prospects.

“Sure. If we live.”

Later at Jyen and Jyonal’s apartment, I was trying to squeeze into some Navy body armor when Jyen broke the silence.

“Will we really be able to do it?”

“Which part?” I responded, my arm stuck in a piece of armor clearly not designed for me.

“Any of it.”

“Sure.” Then, looking at those frightened eyes, I took Jyen by the shoulders and gave her a big, passionate kiss.

She slapped me.

“Ouch,” she said, holding her hand.

“Wait, what? Why’d you hit me?” Wondering if I had misread every signal I had ever gotten from her.

“That’s for you not wanting to come with us when we had the chance,” she said, miffed.

“I didn’t even know you guys. Then the Portal was closed. Besides, this is my home. You have to admit, you guys don’t really belong on Belvaille. You’re too nice.”

“You’re nice,” Jyen countered.

I looked at her. Was she really that naïve?

“Jyen. I’m a bully. That’s my job.”

“But you don’t do it in a mean way,” she said, as if trying to convince herself.

I sighed and went back to struggling with my armor.

“Maybe you’re right,” she began, “we probably don’t fit in on Belvaille.”

Then she put her arms around me and looked deep into my eyes. Her lips were wet.

The tension was made that much more tense when Jyonal entered the room and cleared his level-ten mutant throat.

I practically pushed Jyen across the street I was so startled.

“So where do we find the Dredel Led?” he asked as if he hadn’t seen anything.

“Finding it isn’t the problem.”

CHAPTER 41

I reluctantly left my shotgun at home. It would be of no use to me.

Jyen, Jyonal, and I went outside to the cars that were waiting. We had borrowed some gang bosses’ cars and thus we looked like an army of pimps. We had ten soldiers, all armed with rockets, everyone wrapped head to toe in thick body plating. I seriously doubted the soldiers would be of use, but if nothing else they were more targets for ZR3 to deal with.

We drove to pick up Delovoa, who had finally cleaned himself up and actually wore a fine suit.

“If I’m going to die…,” he started, seeing my expression at his wardrobe.

“Is Garm going to help?” Jyen asked. For whatever reason, those two didn’t like each other. Sometimes pretty women are like thugs from different gangs: they dislike each other on principle.

“She’s showing all Belvaille’s secrets to the Navy and helping coordinate. She won’t be any use in this battle, anyway.”

Jyen seemed pleased with that as we drove off to our deaths.

“Sir, the target has been located. Twenty-three blocks from here,” one of the soldiers said to me.

Sir. Strange galaxy we live in.

“Where’s our other team?” I asked. Wallow being a team unto himself.

“En route,” he answered.

I had some small hope Delovoa could stop the robot. I had smaller hope Jyen could maybe phase it. I had a prayer that Jyonal could suddenly “see” it. I had almost no hope the soldiers could do anything. And I knew for a fact I was worthless.

But Wallow. As he approached us in that silly black armor, probably a millionth as strong as his natural skin, that gigantic truncheon in his hand, it really buoyed the spirits. We all got out of our vehicles.

“Hank,” he yelled down at me. Seriously, how had I ever pissed him off?

I looked straight up and realized I could actually fit in his nose. The soldiers were all talking at once trying to calm him, to no avail.

“We’re on the same side now,” I said.

Then Jyen abruptly cried out, pointing.

It was the Dredel Led, and it was moving towards us.

“Everyone get ready,” I commanded.

The soldiers fanned out. Jyen did like I told her and got off by herself near a building. Delovoa hid behind one of the cars. Jyonal began taking drugs. And I stood there alone making myself a very convincing target.

“On my mark,” I shouted.

“I kill you,” Wallow yelled, and I realized he meant me.

The robot paused. Maybe it was deciding what to demolish first in our target-rich environment.

“Wallow,” I said, momentarily looking away from the machine, “I’m an Oberhoffman in the Navy now.” I stood on my tiptoes so he could be a whole few inches closer and see my insignias. “I’m the highest-ranking person here.”

At that, ZR3 definitely swiveled and started to run straight at me.

“Oh, right, so NOW you can understand Colmarian?” I asked it.

Delovoa began spewing nonsense to the Dredel Led at break-tongue speeds. It was moments from impact with me. I had instructed everyone to give Delovoa as much time as possible before fighting back, as he theorized that once it was engaged in combat, talking to it might be impossible.

The robot clanged up, its metal feet screeching on the sidewalk. It stopped in front of me, took that huge handless arm, and swung it for a mortal blow to my chest.

I saw it coming in slow-motion.

Closer. Closer.

And it passed right over me.

Because I ducked.

I was ducking! I was crouched on my knees, my head down. I couldn’t believe it. I was both surprised and ecstatic. This was easy.

But the Dredel Led’s torso could spin. So it just whipped around and its other arm hit me in my now-lowered position.

I went rolling like a ball and crashed into a car, practically splitting it in half.

My sight dimmed briefly. But I knew I had ducked. It couldn’t take that away from me.

I heard what sounded like twenty rockets exploding nearby, because twenty rockets exploded nearby.

I looked up in time to see ZR3 walk over and stand on my leg. There was a terrible cracking noise followed by me shrieking in pain.

It raised its arm and I knew I had a few moments to live.

I lay in front of this stark white robot, its crude, hole of an eye staring at me. I wanted to think a profound thought before I died, but all I could think of was, “Ow.”

There was a blinding flash and for a split-second I thought I might be in some kind of afterlife, but I was in way too much pain for that.

The light grew so bright I couldn’t keep my eyes open.

It was Jyen. She was throwing about a hundred thunderstorms at this thing and I was right next to it. I had to cover my face and ears.

My body shifted and the lightning was over. The Dredel Led had moved.

No, it had been moved.

As my hearing returned and I could almost see again, I looked up and saw Wallow. And heard him. He roared as he picked the robot up.

He cupped it in his hands, but it was obviously incredibly heavy. His knees buckled as he hoisted with his back. Then he pushed it over his head, triumphant.

There was no corner of the city that did not hear Wallow screaming. His face was the living embodiment of violence. It was so ferocious I nearly forgot the only thing keeping my leg from separating from my body was my mangled armor and skin.

Wallow stood fully erect, his arms stretched high above. You got the idea he could hold the Dredel Led there forever, like some benevolent god sacrificing his life for all of ours.

But that was not how Wallow worked.

He brought his arms down and slammed the Dredel Led into the city floor.

I flew four feet into the air and felt like I broke another few bones from the shockwave. The Dredel Led was literally wedged into the superstructure of the space station, only half of it visible.

Nothing. Nothing could survive that.

Except ZR3.

I sat there in disbelief, and considerable agony, as I saw it trying to extricate itself. It was beyond comprehension. What use were rockets, or even lightning, against such a construct? It had just been forced four feet into solid metal and was still going.

It whirled spastically until centrifugal force popped it out.

I looked over and saw Jyen slumped against the building. I didn’t see any injuries though.

ZR3 showed the first real signs of intelligence I’d seen when it turned to face Wallow. All the rest of us it could kill at leisure.

Wallow wasn’t going to go easily. He lifted his massive foot and stepped on the robot, knocking it down. I think.

It was hard to tell because he kept stomping and stomping and yelling and I was getting bounced around and my leg hurt and I wanted to be in my apartment or even the hospital. Anyplace but here.

Then Wallow yelped in pain.

I looked up to see him falling.

“Come on,” I managed to grunt, right before he fell on top of me.

I definitely passed out. For how long I didn’t know. When I came to I wondered if we were winning yet.

With difficulty, I managed to twist myself to a nearly upright position and saw a big pile of Wallow on the ground, no longer on top of me, but oddly splayed across the street. The robot was chasing soldiers.

The cars were in shreds and burning.

Jyen was gone.

But I heard Delovoa still talking his crazy lingo as he darted around the street in a panic.

I was running out of options.

I struggled to rise and the searing pain made me think hard about playing dead. I mean, it’s a robot, right? It’s not going to check my pulse. It doesn’t even have hands.

But I saw ZR3 literally run over a soldier, breaking him to pieces, and I knew I had to do something.

“Hank, I can’t see it,” came the voice of Jyonal, whose pleasantly high manner was obscenely out of place in this carnage.

Holding on to the wreckage of the vehicle behind me, I pulled myself up to one leg. My other leg was twisted at a weird angle and it sickened me to look at it.

Unless I was going to rust it up with my blood, I really only had one outside hope.

I took my plasma pistol out of my jacket and powered it on, which is more than I thought it would do after having been sat on by a giant.

ZR3 seemed to sense its new priority, or realized the Oberhoffman wasn’t quite dead yet, and it turned to me.

To keep my balance on my one good leg, I clung to the car as the robot ran towards me.

“Eat thuck! Ow!” I grabbed my mouth, realizing my jaw must be broken.

I could tell right away my Ontakian pistol didn’t fire normally.

Mostly because it exploded.

The vehicle kept me upright, but I smelled my burnt flesh. The Dredel Led was a step away. I thrust myself at it with my last bit of energy and grabbed hold with both arms.

“Gona. I ’ave it! Can you gee me?”

CHAPTER 42

I heard some talking, as if from far away. Heard the word “inject” and then I woke up with a start. A group of medical technicians stood by my bed. But instead of fumbling with my intestines, they appeared to have matters under control. It was then I knew I wasn’t on Belvaille.

“Good evening, sir,” one of them said.

I looked around at the fantastic array of medical gear that was deployed. They were almost comical in their sophistication. Like a computer systems salesmen had taken out every model he had in hopes that at least one would be of interest. Their bleeping lights and sounds were like a little symphony.

“What ship am I on?” I asked.

“Medical Sloop J-B,” another answered.

I tried to look at my leg, but I couldn’t rise. I felt it there, but I knew that didn’t mean anything.

“How many pieces am I in?” I asked.

“You appear to be in perfect health, sir, though your physiology limits our ability to ascertain your precise disposition. However, your leg has reset itself somewhat irregularly at the knee.”

“What’s that mean?” I asked.

“You may have some discomfort or off-gait in your left leg.”

“A limp? How long?”

“It would be permanent,” the technician said solemnly.

“So I’m going to be even slower?”

“There is a possibility that we could re-break your leg and see if it heals properly this time. We would need to construct some machines for the task.”

What an option.

“There’s one more thing,” one of the technicians said. “We weren’t able to correct this.”

And he handed me a mirror.

“Really?” I asked, not looking at it. “Do you really think you should say that and give a patient a mirror?”

I took a deep breath and gazed at myself.

I had three scars on my face. A small horizontal one above my right eyebrow, a longish one that went from the left side of my nose down to the corner of my mouth, and a sort of thick one that cut across my left cheek and joined the one at my nose. All three scars had a very light green tinge to them.

I’d never had scars before. My body just healed them away on the rare times I was injured. I actually thought I looked pretty cool.

“We believe there is some contaminant in the skin that is preventing its healing, though we couldn’t detect anything,” a technician stated. “We aren’t sure if they’re dangerous.”

“The scars?” I asked.

One of the technicians turned off the lights and in the mirror I could see the faintest emerald glow from the wounds on my face. Whoah. There were also a few nicks on my hand—presumably all this was from when my poor plasma pistol exploded.

“Do you know if we took out the robot?” I asked.

“I’m not aware of what is happening on the space station, sir, I’m sorry.”

“How long have I been out?”

“Twenty-three days,” he said gravely.

“That’s it?” I said, impressed yet again at Navy skill.

I assumed the Boranjame ship hadn’t arrived yet because the technicians had spoken to me instead of running around the room screaming like little girls.

I had to get back to Belvaille to find out what was going on.

In the hallway, I noticed my gimpy knee immediately. It didn’t hurt—in fact I didn’t feel it at all—but it had a different swing. I almost walked into the wall after a few dozen steps.

It would just take some getting used to. Though in the grand scheme, going from sort of very slow to very slow wasn’t much concern to me. Especially if I was dead from the Boranjame.

I had to get a shuttle to the space station, which was, as I found, exceedingly easy as an Oberhoffman. I even got them to give me a couple extra sets of uniforms, because I needed clothes and theirs looked way better than anything I owned.

I threw up in the shuttle even before we were undocked. There were no soldiers to clean it up so I did my best, but the pilot raised a glass barrier between my compartment and his.

The medical sloop was even further away than the dreadnought, so it took quite a while to get to Belvaille. I made calls on the way.

Jyen was fine, which was a relief. She had used her own bioelectricity to fuel her lightning. She’d basically exhausted herself trying to save me from ZR3, which was why I saw her passed out during the fight.

She was tickled I was alive and well and didn’t seem to notice my greenish scars. Or at least was too polite to mention them. But she also didn’t know squat about what was happening in the city, so I said I’d be in contact later and hung up.

“Did we kill it?” I asked Delovoa.

“Didn’t even scratch it,” he said without much alarm.

“What? I blew up my gun for nothing? Is it still running around?”

“Your friend… I don’t know how he did it, but he molded the city street and formed a metal bubble around the both of you. We weren’t sure what to do then, but he slowly opened it and we pulled you out. The robot was inactive and we sealed it back up. I have a theory it shuts down in darkness or when covered.”

“So all we had to do was throw a blanket over it?”

“Maybe.”

“If you say a damn word to that thing, I’ll kill you,” I warned.

“It’s soundproof,” Delovoa said, unconcerned. “Its container is like twenty feet thick.”

“Did you ever figure out what it was? A Dredel Led or not.”

“It’s a big roadblock right now on 32nd and F.”

“So no sign of the Boranjame?”

“We’re talking to each other, aren’t we?” came his reply. When did he get so snarky?

“How are the gangs? They all cooperating?”

“No, they’re fighting again.”

“What?” I couldn’t believe my ears. How desperate did things have to become for those idiots to drop their petty problems?

“Did you really think they were going to turn into model citizens just because our entire state is about to be destroyed? With you incapacitated and Garm demoted there was no one to keep them in line.”

I hung up and started calling bosses, trying to get to the bottom of things.

Turns out, it wasn’t as bad as Delovoa had hinted. They were all helping the Navy like I’d asked, but since they had been permitted to re-open their businesses and the soldiers were now allowed a little R&R to raise morale, they had gone back to squabbling over turf and prices and supplies and the hundred other things they fight about.

Two issues I managed to settle right on the tele. First, the price wars of two competing casinos. I just fixed the prices for them and they agreed. Second, some gangs causing damage to each other’s establishments, which is almost always a precursor to a real fight, so I put an end to that immediately.

When I hung up, I marveled at how easy it was. Then I realized I was an Oberhoffman in my own private Navy shuttle, with a backdrop of hundreds of warships.

Nice gig if you can get it.

CHAPTER 43

There was a huge line of Navy vessels waiting to dock but our little shuttle snuck past the mega-craft and I got back to my beloved Belvaille.

For a whole thirty minutes, I felt like a real badass. I was literally in command of the entire city. All the true Navy hotshots had returned to space to prepare for the Boranjame. I had tens of thousands of troops at my disposal.

After my brief flush of excitement being a real boss, it got damn tired. I had Navy guys questioning me about things of which I had no clue and every crime boss or flunky was calling me for favors.

I ordered that Rendrae be brought to me, and he was, kicking and screaming. I told him to start up The News again as we needed it.

“You’re not cut out for a revolutionary, Rendrae. You’re a reporter,” I explained.

“Editor-in-chief and publisher,” he corrected.

“People need to know what’s going on and I can’t answer every tele from a quarter-million people on the station.”

“I’ll do it if you designate me the official information source of Belvaille.”

Considering he never had a competitor in all the years he published:

“Absolutely, I can’t think of a better authority,” I said.

Garm tracked me down somehow, as I was constantly moving to try and shake off all the responsibility. The guards around me didn’t like her. She was still “the traitor.”

She saw my scarred face.

“And I didn’t think you could get any uglier.”

“I like them, they add character.”

“Yeah, character was totally what you were missing before,” she sniffed.

“What happened to Wallow?” I asked, wondering if I had fared better than he.

“Few broken bones I think. The medical ships were much too small for him. He’s got his leg propped on a house in the south,” she explained. “Zadeck’s men are mostly looking after him and being reimbursed by the Navy.”

“Zadeck is still alive?” I’d just assumed he was dead when Wallow got co-opted by the Navy.

“He’s very much alive. No one knows all the details of how he lost Wallow. But he’s a completely new person. Playing nice with everyone.”

“I bet. Without his muscle, he’s not much.”

“He still has the richest block in the city. That’s a lot of influential friends,” she countered.

“I guess,” I said begrudgingly. “Wouldn’t it be kind of funny if the Boranjame didn’t show up? All this work for nothing. Not that I’d be complaining.”

“There’s a ton of chatter on the telescopes. More than we’ve ever seen. But enough small talk, you have a lot of decisions to make, Oberhoffman.” She hauled out a folder with what looked like hundreds of forms.

I gazed at the stack of work and my heart sank.

“I quit,” I said seriously. I had been thinking of the best way to do that all day. I established a Governing Council. Garm, some of the bosses, some Naval officers, merchants, and a few chief engineers who kept Belvaille afloat.

I basically gave them all the decision-making power and I went back to being Hank, though with a really cool uniform.

With my new freedom I stopped by to see Jyen and Jyonal. Jyen was as worried as ever, practically trembling.

“You need to work on how you handle stress,” I said once I had stepped inside.

“I was so worried about you. I’m worried about all of us.” Her eyes were lucid. You could be swallowed by them.

However, before that could happen, Jyonal came in looking like he had just woken up.

“Hank. Great to see you,” he said, shaking my hand. “Sorry about trapping you with the Dredel Led, it was the only thing I could think of.”

“No problem, it worked.”

“He’s been feeling guilty for weeks,” Jyen explained.

“You guys want to eat?” I said to prove there were no hard feelings. They were good, if very troublesome, kids.

I awoke in my apartment later that night to sirens and screaming. I staggered outside to see what the commotion was.

I grabbed a soldier running by.

“Are the ships ready?” I asked him, assuming the Boranjame had finally made an appearance.

“We’re evacuating now, sir,” he said quickly and rushed off.

Huh? I meant were they attacking.

Back inside as I dressed, I tried contacting anyone I knew on the big ships. The Wardian, General, anyone above me. No one responded.

I got a tele from Garm.

“The Boranjame,” I said.

“I know,” she replied. “It’s a royal world-ship.”

Garm, Delovoa, and I were in one of the telescope buildings looking at data I didn’t understand. Even the normally calm operators were tense and sweating.

“See this,” Delovoa said, pointing at abstract numbers and swirling magnetic patterns. “That’s them.”

“So what’s that mean?” I asked.

“It will take them a while to get here depending on how quickly they travel. It can’t be very fast just because of its mass,” he said.

“Can the Navy destroy it?”

“Hank, technically we’re in a wide orbit around that ship. If it gets much closer, its gravity alone will tear us apart.”

“Dreadnoughts are designed to destroy planets, right?” I begged.

“It’s not a planet, Hank. It’s a spaceship. An armed one. If the Navy is smart, they’ll run,” Garm said.

“What will that solve?” I fired back.

“Them being blown up,” she said simply.

I didn’t have real access to the top-secret Navy intel, but I could tap into some officer tele channels because of my rank. In their haste and panic, they weren’t very cautious with messages.

The Navy was indeed fleeing. It became pretty obvious as all the remaining soldiers disembarked. They abandoned everything they couldn’t carry in their hands.

They were all gone in a little over two days.

Not only were they leaving Belvaille to its destruction, but the entire state of Ginland that housed it. Who knows how many billions of people. Once folks learned we were not being evacuated, there was panic and more than a handful of deaths.

We didn’t receive official word until the fleet was underway. Basically the gist was they were in combat mode and couldn’t risk the rest of the Colmarian Confederation by taking time to rescue all us civilians. And they expected to be in battle shortly anyway.

It was as cutthroat a sentiment as I’d ever heard in all my years on Belvaille. And just like that, the Navy was gone. Every ship except maybe a few dozen shuttles and some frigates with mechanical problems they left behind.

For the Boranjame world-ship to use its a-drive deeper into Colmarian space, it had to reach the unique area around the Portal. Delovoa calculated that when it was finally close enough to be able to activate, Belvaille would actually be within the diameter of the ship. So even if we survived its gravity, which we wouldn’t, it would physically run into us. And that’s assuming it didn’t blast the station out of the way first.

Freighters had been languishing around the station for months, but people couldn’t be put in cargo holds, they’d die in transit. We figured only a few thousand people at the most could be evacuated from the station using every ship we had. Because of that, we decided to not even try, lest open conflict broke out for those precious seats. The dock was closed.

Jyonal knew a world-ship was coming before the rest of us did when the Navy tried to kidnap him before they left. That didn’t turn out so well for the poor souls who failed to realize what he was capable of.

But as strong as he was:

“I can’t hurt that thing,” Jyonal told us. “It’s too far away, I can only affect stuff I can see. Besides, it’s a planet.”

We had all gathered at City Hall. With Delovoa, Garm, and many of the bosses on the steps addressing the crowd. Seemed like every person in Belvaille was there. Old, rich, poor, children. The streets were crammed with folks looking for a miracle, as they were well aware of what was in store for us all.

Garm stood up to begin. She spoke into a microphone.

“Does anyone have any ideas?” she started with confidence.

“If we get out of the way of the ship, won’t it just leave us alone?” I asked. “We’re pretty small.”

“That’s a good point,” Delovoa stated. “If they are after resources, they’d expend more trying to deal with us than they could ever recoup.”

An old-timer who ran systems spoke up quietly.

“Belvaille can move. In addition to its stabilizers it has real engines, but they haven’t been turned on in fifty years at least. And it’s not fast. It’s a space station,” he explained.

“The Boranjame aren’t fast either,” Delovoa said.

“Those engines don’t work,” another old-timer, clearly involved with the same work, replied. They began to argue about it.

“Can’t we take the Portal? I know there’s some ships here,” one person asked.

“Not enough time and not nearly enough ships,” I said.

“Can’t we send a ship to them and talk? Work out an agreement?” a boss naïvely asked.

“That’s a world-ship. That means somewhere on board is a member of the royal family. Anything that gets remotely near it will get scanned down and destroyed,” Garm replied.

“Delfiblinium can’t be scanned,” I blurted.

“Hank, that square of delfiblinium you have won’t do anything to a world-ship,” Delovoa cautioned.

“You got some delfiblinium?” one of the bosses asked me with respect.

“We have as much as we could possibly need.” And I looked towards Jyonal.

CHAPTER 44

Most of the station was trying to get the engines going and get us fit for travel.

Jyonal was at the dock with Jyen creating as much delfiblinium as he could.

And I was getting the bad news from Delovoa and Garm.

“We can’t just stick it in a shuttle,” Garm said. “They would detect the shuttle even if they didn’t scan the metal.”

“Why does it have to be a shuttle? Tie it together with a rope and push it out,” I said.

“The real problem is how do we detonate it?” Delovoa asked.

“I thought it was super explosive.”

“It is, but not to start. It’s an ultra-complex alloy with very specific requirements to trigger it.”

“Can you make a detonation device?” Garm asked.

“Yes, if I had more time, but it’d need a very strong transmitter and power source as well as the ability to track the Boranjame ship. The problem is any large electronics will be scanned. They’ll see it and shoot it to be safe. Their range is much further than the radius of any explosion we create.”

“They can block any remote electronic signals,” Garm said. “The Navy jammed our teles with just a dreadnought, so I assume a world-ship can do more.”

I took a deep breath.

“Give me the detonator and I’ll go,” I said.

They looked at me. If they weren’t convinced I was an idiot before, they were now.

“That doesn’t make any sense. What will that provide?” Garm said dismissively.

“They can’t scan me,” I stated. “No one can. That’s why medical instruments never work even when they’re shoved up my butt and how my distant relatives managed to fight on the Ontakian home world for decades.”

The pair eyed me curiously—and maybe with a little unease thinking about the butt-thing.

“I can explode the metal however close you want me to be,” I said.

“There’s got to be some other way,” Garm argued.

Delovoa was thinking.

“If we put him in a spacesuit, fashion some irregular metal hull to store the delfiblinium, they’ll just think it’s part of the debris that Belvaille has dumped over the decades. They wouldn’t shoot it just because. That might give it more velocity than it already had and potentially make it dangerous,” he said.

“No.” Garm was adamant. “Can’t you rig some kind of smart trigger? Why does he have to go?”

“The more scannable components we put out there, the more likely it is to be destroyed. I can make a simple physical detonator, some gas canisters so he can steer it, and…a window for him to see out of,” he added quietly, realizing what he was saying.

“The question is will it be enough to destroy that ship?” I asked.

“Oh, no,” Delovoa said. “If this entire space station were made out of delfiblinium it wouldn’t be enough.”

“Then forget it,” I said.

“But it will still do damage, Hank,” he added. “And it IS a royal vessel. They aren’t going to hang around if delfiblinium starts exploding around them.” He looked to Garm for confirmation and her sad eyes seemed to agree.

“How close would I have to be?” I asked.

“Just before you collide with it would be best,” Delovoa said sagely.

I stood at the dock dressed in my insanely clunky spacesuit looking at the scrap heap that I’d ride like a missile to my doom.

“That looks safe,” I said.

It was about as big as my apartment, had odd, jutting pieces of metal to make it scan like natural debris, and it was chock-full of delfiblinium.

There were thousands of people crammed nearby to see me off. The mood was somber. Funereal. Not sure what they were all so upset about, it’s not like they were about to commit suicide.

I had been pumped full of slow-release vitamins and salts and whatever else they could think of for the long trip. Although the “ship” was sealed, there was no air inside to reduce any chance of it being scanned, and I certainly wouldn’t be able to eat or drink.

Delovoa came over with last-minute instructions.

“There are windows in it. I made marks for you to judge how fast you’re going based on the size of the world-ship. You have three jets to help you maneuver, but don’t waste them; you can only make small course corrections. When you get close, the world-ship is going to take up the whole window and you’re going to have to guess. It’s important you don’t detonate too early.”

He handed me a small device. It was a metal cylinder maybe six inches in length. It looked somewhat like the flame-tube I had purchased from him before.

“Flip the cap off and press this. That’s it,” he said.

“And you’re sure delfiblinium can’t be scanned?” I asked.

“Well, technically anything can be scanned,” he said simply.

“What? Why are you telling me this now?”

“It’s just so unlikely. It’s about the rarest substance in the galaxy. There’s no reason to ever scan for it.”

“That’s a planet. How do you know they don’t have a million people doing nothing but scanning for delfiblinium and level-four mutants hurtling towards them?”

“I don’t,” he said like a jerk. “But it’s a little late to go back to the drawing board.”

Which was certainly true. Even if this was the longest of long shots. Our engineers couldn’t get Belvaille started for the simple reason that the engines had been removed and sold almost half a century ago. Funny thing, I think I was part of that deal.

“It’s going to take you anywhere from two to four days to reach their ship, depending on how fast they move,” he continued.

“Is this stuff you pumped in me going to keep me alive that long? Four days? I can’t go four hours without eating.”

“Do you know how to meditate?” someone in the audience asked, and if I had seen who it was, I would have shot him.

Yeah, I was carrying my shotgun. My only possession I wanted to die with. I would have kept my plasma pistol if it hadn’t blown up. I knew what kind of mission this was. A few hours before I suited up, I beamed an anonymous donation to the Ginland glocken team, The Reskin Sleepers, who have a 138-year unbroken losing streak. It was my entire life savings of almost 45 million credits. Maybe those losers will finally win a game—if Ginland isn’t destroyed.

“Just try and be focused,” Delovoa said. “Get as much sleep as you can early. As you get closer you’ll need to stay awake. Try and feel the gravity. And avoid going to the bathroom.”

“What? I can’t pee for four days? What do you think I am?” I asked.

“I mean, you can,” he seemed to think to himself. “But you’ll be soggy.”

With that, he shook my hand and went to make the last preparations on my coffin.

I turned to the assembled crowd. They seemed to be expecting a speech. I cleared my throat.

“My name is Hank. As of seven months ago, I have been on this space station for 132 years. I’ve watched it transform this way and that way. People come and go. I’ve worked for many of you. Against many of you. I’ve… killed more people than I can count, not always for good reasons. Of that, I am not proud. I’ve settled your fights, fixed your business deals, done your dirty work, and generally done what I was told. And I’d like to say that all you immature bastards can kiss my ass.”

There was very little reaction to my talk. One guy screamed, “Woo!”

Garm approached me. She seemed unsure of herself for the first time ever. She didn’t look me in the eye.

There was a pause and Jyen ran up past Garm and kissed me on the mouth, knocking her teeth into mine. She was crying.

“Thank you for all you’ve done,” she said, her nose running.

“Alright, alright, if Hank kisses everyone he’s ever known it’ll take a month,” Garm said, tugging me away from Jyen. We headed away towards the ship.

“Can’t wait to get rid of me?” I asked her.

“Why didn’t we ever get together?” she responded quietly. But there was no accusatory undertone.

“I think,” I began, “I just didn’t want you as an ex-girlfriend.”

She didn’t answer as I ducked inside the ship. I turned back to see her at the entrance.

“Garm, if you manage to survive this, I want you to go on. Living,” I said sincerely.

She gave me a strange look.

“Why wouldn’t I?”

Delovoa strapped me in, attached the detonator to the stockpile of metal, and then fastened it to the wall beside me. He put on my helmet and checked all the manual systems and backup systems. I looked like I was in an iron lung. They closed off my area of the port and made final preparations.

Given my last experiences in shuttles and how long I would have to be in here, I truly hoped I didn’t throw up in my suit.

I didn’t ask how they propelled my ship. I figured I didn’t want to know. I was sure that after a point it was strictly momentum. There were was no sense of acceleration past the very beginning of the trip.

You’d think there would be a lot of things to ponder in the void of space. Out here alone with myself.

But mostly it was death.

Being surrounded by countless tons of delfiblinium in a primitive raft of a spaceship on my way to blow myself up might have had something to do with my morbid disposition.

I admitted I was afraid. I guess afraid of dying. I wasn’t much on big thoughts, but I knew I hadn’t lived the best of lives. Maybe this final act was a way to get a bit of redemption, for what it was worth.

I woke up to an odd feeling. My back was wet. I guessed I was sweating. As I cleared the cobwebs from my mind, I realized that didn’t make any sense. Any liquids would just roll around in my suit. Then I noticed my arms were no longer floating. I had weight.

I looked back through the window and saw solid red. An orange-red mass. It filled all the windows simultaneously.

“Holy crap,” I breathed.

I tried to focus my eyes. I was likely travelling at tens of thousands of miles an hour. Or who knows?

I grabbed the plunger and clicked it open.

I needed details. What was I looking at? How close was I? It was impossible to tell. My heart was going crazy in panic, my thumb on the trigger. I had never felt so much adrenaline, I could hardly think.

“Don’t waste it. Don’t die for nothing.”

Then I saw structures. Squares and rectangles created by hand, as they were too uniform to be natural. But were they buildings? Cities? There were no clouds or atmosphere, I had no perspective.

There were more. Whole clusters of them. A whole world of them. But I couldn’t tell their scale. I realized I had to do it. I still couldn’t be sure, but I didn’t want to risk pancaking into them.

“Eat suck, suckface.”

I clicked the plunger and nothing immediately happened. I looked at boxes that contained the alloy, expecting some glowing chain reaction, but it was just sitting there.

I clicked the plunger repeatedly, pushed in the cord at the bottom to make sure it was secure. Nothing.

“No!” I screamed.

CHAPTER 45

I was expecting a sudden cessation of momentum with me crushing into oblivion, but it didn’t happen. I slowly became aware of a sound in the ship. How could I hear anything in a vacuum?

A yellow light engulfed me along with a horrible grinding noise. Sparks and hot metal fragments ricocheted around the vessel like a meteor shower. The side of my ship was cut away and some creatures approached the opening.

They had no discernible heads and no great abundance of torso. They were a large sprout of arms/legs which seemed to be interchangeable. They would cartwheel up and down or forward and backward as part of their locomotion.

My mind skipped gears. Either every religion was extremely wrong, or I wasn’t dead yet.

The creatures stood maybe five feet tall, with most of their mass in their appendages; I tried to count how many they had, but they tumbled around so much it was impossible to tell. It was even disconcerting looking at them, like staring at an optical illusion. Their skin colors varied between pastel greens and blues.

About seven squeezed into my ship. I believe they were carrying weapons.

They tried to urge me out of the ship but I was anchored by my spacesuit. They then consulted one another for a second or two via gestures, and essentially attacked me.

What felt like a hundred hands dismantled my suit completely. It wasn’t rough at all, just surprising.

They not only removed my suit, but also my tele and my shotgun and I think the lint in my pockets.

I could breathe. Which was always nice. The air mixture was not the same as Belvaille’s, but I didn’t get a sense it was toxic. It had a slightly industrial odor.

Outside my ship, I saw what looked like dozens more of the creatures. They all moved too quickly to be sure of their exact numbers.

We were in a hangar of gigantic proportions. Fleet ships could dock in it I suspected. They had somehow pulled my ship in and brought it to a halt without me ever feeling it.

I thought briefly about trying to grab one of their guns and shooting the delfiblinium to try and damage this world-ship, but I figured I was much too slow, and I didn’t think it would work. For all I knew they could be carrying water pistols.

They ushered me along in a great mob, not saying anything. I didn’t know if they could even speak. It was slowly dawning on me that I was here. I had landed on the Boranjame planet and was being escorted through its interior by odd creatures.

I had failed in my mission and Belvaille would be destroyed and maybe even the Colmarian Confederation.

I felt the floor shaking and looked up. Two. Two Therezians flanked our group wordlessly.

They wore ornate clothes, jewels that were the size of me, and carried long staves even taller than they were. I actually paused in awe. So that’s what non-crazy Therezians looked like. They really were magnificent.

But they also gave me more of a gauge of the dimensions of the area. Belvaille might be able to fit inside this docking bay.

The arm-creatures made way for one of their kind wearing purple bracelets. It didn’t move nearly as much as the others. It spoke to me.

“Do you speak the Standard tongue?” it asked. I saw that it created sound by manipulating some objects with its many hands. Like it had different ones for bass sounds, for middle range, for treble. It was quite dexterous as they were mechanical devices, not electric.

“You mean Colmarian?” I asked. “Yeah, of course.”

“Follow,” it said.

Without further word, I was taken to a room that was merely a few hundred feet in each direction. The walls were gently arcing, smooth and bare. The floor, ceiling, and walls were all the same metallic color, which gave the uneasy impression there were no dimensions at all because they blurred into each other.

I paced around nervously for some hours. I assumed they were deciding how to kill me for daring to attack them. The purple creature returned with his Therezian guards and a group of his many-armed comrades.

“Are you a representative of your people?” it queried. “And are you authorized to negotiate on behalf of your species?”

I looked up at the Therezians. I didn’t figure it would do me much good to tell them my real objective or that I was merely a thug on a space station.

“Yes,” I said unsteadily. “I’m His Excellency, Hank the Boss of the Colmarian Confederation. Are you the representative for the Boranjame?”

“You see the Po,” the purple creature said. “Slave species of the Boranjame.”

“Ah, yes,” I said, as if I had known that but merely forgotten.

“Please follow,” it said, doing what I guessed was its approximation of a bow.

The Po wriggled forward on its many hands, and between it and the Therezians and the constantly moving swarm of Po flanking me, I was by far the slowest. The purple Po routinely paused to wait for me.

No description as to the size of the ship was really adequate. It was a planet. The place I assumed was a hangar branched off at regular intervals with similar-sized passageways. I then realized I was merely in a hallway. The enormous room I had waited in was probably a closet or maybe a desk drawer.

There were no decorations of any kind that I could see. It was purely functional, covered in pipes and conduits and electrical cables and bolts and all manner of industrial machines. The only thing intriguing about these features, besides their absolutely enormous size, was their composition. The ship seemed to have strata or layers. At one point everything would be a brownish-red color, and after some time walking, the same walkways and railings and tubing would be gray and have a slightly different texture.

If it was true the Boranjame gobbled up planets to construct this ship, you could literally see where one ended and another began.

The temperature was cool, but it was humid. I looked for mold or mildew, which should have definitely been present given the level of water in the air, but I saw none, even in the remotest crevices.

The purple Po was obviously making a conscious effort not to be as twitchy as his comrades. Actually I couldn’t say that for sure, since I had no idea about their physiology. Maybe it was just old.

We kept going and going and going. My recently busted knee was slowing me down more than usual. Finally I had to speak up.

“Um, excuse me, can we take a break?”

“Break?” it asked.

“I’m tired. You’re too fast. How far away is”—and I realized I didn’t know where we were going or what we were doing—“do we have to go?”

“You are fatigued?” it asked.

“Yes.”

“You shall rest.”

I sat on the floor and caught my breath.

Looking at the Po I could see how they’d evolved. You could literally not tell which direction they were going until they were there. A pouncing animal would just as likely hit a tree as catch one of these things.

After a bit we headed off again. We passed quite a few more hallways and I couldn’t be sure, but I think more Po joined us. The Therezians were as impassive as ever. Yeah, imagine an army of them. I wondered if they knew Wallow.

It took a while, but we finally stopped outside another opening.

“Hank the Boss. You may enter. You will speak later.”

I was expecting to see the Boranjame inside, not that I would recognize one if I saw it, but instead it was simply an unbelievably ornate room filled with creatures.

The aliens in the room were a long ways off and clustered into individual groups as if they were shy. Or racists. There were some Po, but the rest of the creatures, dozens of them, looked to represent every major species in the galaxy.

The lighting in the room was dim, with the figures obscured in shadows. The carpeting was thick, red, and luxurious. There was statuary and artwork placed all over. It reminded me of the Belvaille Athletic Club where the gang bosses congregated.

I wasn’t particularly sure where I was or what I was supposed to do, but I knew I was hungry, and tired, and a bit gross from my time in space.

I figured I had better freshen up and get something to eat before presenting myself, or the rest of the galaxy would think Colmarians are a disheveled race with growling stomachs that smell of space urine. Much to my delight, one of the first items I saw inside the room was a refrigerator. I walked over to it, grasped the handle and tried to pull it open, but only succeeded in bending the metal frame.

“Stop it,” the refrigerator said.

“Oh,” I said, backing up. “Sorry, I was just looking for something to eat.”

“Do I look edible?” it asked. Its voice, though clearly artificial, was full of sarcasm.

“I thought you were a container,” I explained. “What… what exactly are you, if I may ask?”

“I believe your species refers to us as ‘Dredel Led,’” the refrigerator said with clear distaste.

Surely there was no other Colmarian in history who had seen and fought and tried to get food from as many Dredel Led as I had. It’s like they were stalking me.

For a moment I was worried it might cause trouble, but then I realized it wouldn’t fight here—not on a Boranjame ship. Not when they got two Therezians strolling around.

“What brought you guys to Belvaille, anyway?” I asked, figuring now was a good time to inquire.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” it answered.

“Those dead… uh”—wondering what I should call them instead of Dredel Led—“robots at Belvaille.”

“Dead? Your species is so pathetic. You have no idea what this galaxy holds.”

“Well, our empire stretches across most of it,” I said with some small amount of umbrage.

“You don’t have an empire. It’s a collection of all the races no one else wanted.” The robot, if it’d had features, would have been sneering. Though the corner where I’d bent it kind of looked like it was grinning stupidly.

“Maybe. Maybe. But we sure killed the crap out of those robots you sent to Belvaille,” I said.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” the refrigerator repeated.

I wasn’t going to outsmart this metal box and it obviously didn’t have any food, so I left.

Making friends. Making friends.

“Excuse me,” I said, trying to grab a Po and missing utterly.

More of them flittered by and I decided to try and communicate with my arms, waving them around excitedly. Hopefully they wouldn’t take offense.

One “paused” in front of me, though it continued to move even while staying relatively in the same spot.

“Hi. I’m really hungry and covered in waste. Is there any place I can wash and get something to eat?”

The Po in front of me motioned wildly. The signal was picked up by another across the room. And another. Then another. Within seconds, Po I hadn’t even seen were all taking up the call. A group corralled me and got me moving again.

I followed them for some time, winding through the ship, and they led me into a room that had a bed, although it was so large you could land a shuttle on it. The Po departed and closed the giant doors.

The room itself had no carpeting and was warmer than the rest of the ship had been. Its surfaces and structures were composed of what looked to be a dark green, crystalline material. It was smooth to the touch, but hairline fractures could be seen all throughout it, which gave an odd impression that the room was going to shatter at any moment. It was decorated much like a hotel room of enormous proportions.

I looked around and while I didn’t find a sink, there was a swimming pool. It had entry points with steps of various sizes, some utterly massive.

I tested the water, found it a bit chilly but good enough, and sunk into it. The water immediately turned murky at my entry, but was quickly filtered clear again.

Floating in the water gave me the ugly sensation of being back in space, so I cleaned up as best I could and exited. I then noticed a whole wardrobe had been placed nearby. Those Po sure were sneaky.

They even had a pink bathrobe with my title and name on the front. On the rear it said “Colmarian Confederation.” Like that was my sports team.

I looked at the robe for some time, wondering if I should get them to exchange it, but they had gone to the trouble to get it monogrammed. Besides, just because pink was a pansy color where I came from didn’t mean anything out here. For all I knew it could be the galactic color of death and destruction.

I finished putting on the clothes, which included underwear, shirt, pants, and slippers, all perfectly fit. Did they take my measurements when they ripped off my spacesuit or were the Po the universe’s super tailors?

Moments later about twenty Po arrived, deposited a table of food, and were gone. If I’d sneezed I would have missed them.

There was quite a variety to eat, but I wasn’t sure what any of it was. Did they know my biology? What if they accidentally gave me poison? Or what if I ate something that gave me diarrhea? I needed to talk to people and I couldn’t do it throwing up. As I passed over the various things that were presumably edible, it became clear that the Po had no idea what I specifically ate. There were slimy puddles of foul-smelling grease and live wormlike things that squirmed when I poked at them.

I was certain I’d go hungry until at the end of the table I discovered some rations, which I thankfully consumed. While eating as far from the disgusting table as possible, a Po with yellow wristbands appeared.

“Your luggage,” it said with an accent, though how it managed to have an accent talking with hand boxes was beyond me.

“Luggage?” I asked.

It left without responding, and in its place, dozens of Po quickly deposited the contents of my ship. The delfiblinium.

It was still enclosed in its containers and looked untampered with. I was all alone in some inner room of the world-ship with countless tons of the ore. I needed to think.

And do other things.

Using the bathroom on the world-ship reinforced just how ill-conceived our original plan was. It’s true I didn’t know the capabilities of delfiblinium, but was it possible it could do any damage to this installation? I had been acutely afraid of the bathroom toilet mashing me into a singularity by its sheer awesomeness.

I hoped that was the toilet, anyway.

I was really on a planet. And not a planet made from water or gas or loose soil, but one composed alternately of solid crystal and metals.

My great fear was that exploding the metal would merely destroy a few dozen rooms and maybe collapse a hallway, necessitating a little remodeling, but nothing else.

I came to the conclusion that my original mission was void. I needed to stop this vessel some other way. I wasn’t going to blow it up, that much was certain.

CHAPTER 46

I hadn’t realized how tired I had been until the purple Po woke me up to tell me there was a meeting and I was invited as emissary of the Colmarian Confederation.

I tried to make myself look important in my monogrammed, yet sissy-colored, bathrobe.

The conclave was held in a large room—well, large by normal room standards, but normal by world-ship standards. There was a circular table around which sat the aliens I had seen earlier. In most cases there were several representatives for each race sitting close to one another.

In the center of the table was a hole that was occupied by the purple Po, as if he were directing traffic from the various species.

The whole thing was very similar to a gang meeting.

Sitting closest to me were Rettosians. They were one of the furthest species from Belvaille—but so were the Dredel Led, and that hadn’t stopped them from hanging around. The Rettosians were an ancient species. Colmarians thought of them as decadent, preferring only the finest of finer things, but who knows if that stereotype was true.

Physically, they looked like melting Colmarians. Or oozing. Their bodies secreted…something that was reabsorbed and then secreted again. Each individual varied in color, but they were vibrant blues and reds and greens and yellows. Their wardrobes highlighted their condition by having little spouts and producing tiny waterfalls and fountains. While it sounds kind of gross, it actually was a rather attractive effect, though I couldn’t imagine touching one.

The purple Po called the meeting to order.

“We need to address the last concern of the Qwintine representative regarding the division of trade in the ZT38-P4 system.”

The Qwintine were here as well. Physically, they were a thin species. They were twitchy and insect-like. And they hadn’t advanced as much as the other great empires because they had a low life-expectancy. I think they lived only fifty or so years, which really didn’t lend itself to galactic exploration.

There were five jittering around at the other side of the table. The one seated front-and-center had a dull complexion and didn’t move nearly as much as the ones behind it, who were colored more brightly. I wondered if they shipped over dozens of diplomats and let them die off. What a weird species.

“Excuse me,” I said, raising my hand.

The purple Po turned to me. Or at least more of its appendages did.

“I’m kind of new here, but I’d like to get this ship stopped. How do I go about doing that? It’s going into our territory.”

There was a slight cacophony of sounds at the table that was most disturbing. It took me a moment to realize the various races were laughing.

On my other side was a cloud of red gas “seated” at the table. It swirled with varying shades of red, and little ripples of electricity pulsed through it. It was a Keilvin Kamigan, the only gaseous race in the galaxy. It had the enviable position of being able to occupy the planets that were uninhabitable by anyone else. Though as I recall, you only need a little kid with a rock to kill one, as that’s all it took to rupture their membrane.

The Keilvin Kamigan used its own chemistry to activate a voice box on the table in front of it.

“We have already settled that years ago, Colmarian. This ship’s course is set.”

“Yeah, but I wasn’t here then,” I explained.

There was some grumbling from the group and then a truly monstrous sound dragged out.

“No old business.”

It was a solitary Gandrine seated directly across from me, but so loud it was as if he were yelling in my ear. Their species was nearly all hard mineral. He was probably heavier than I was. Like the Qwintine who they bordered, they did not expand much. But they were polar opposites of that race in that they were long-lived and slow in all regards.

The purple Po spoke.

“The Gandrine ambassador is correct. You may have no old business without a formal petition first, which must be voted upon.”

“But how do I—”

“Hank the Boss must be warned not to interrupt,” the purple Po cautioned.

The Dredel Led refrigerator, whose face had been repaired, made some buzzing noises that sounded suspiciously like snickering.

The meeting continued and I literally had no idea what anyone was saying. They could have been discussing chopping me up into little pieces and cooking me in a stew and I wouldn’t have known. It was Colmarian language, but very stilted and bureaucratic. I sat there picking at my fingernails.

We took a break after some hours and I tried to mingle with the diplomats as best I could.

Much to my joy I saw a trio of what looked like Colmarians standing by themselves. They wore long brown trenchcoats with cowls covering their faces. They carried staves with odd lanterns on top, though the lanterns did not glow.

“Hey,” I approached them excitedly, “are you guys Colmarians too?”

As the trio looked at me their bored expressions changed to ones that I could only translate as hostile.

“Colmarians?” one asked incredulously.

“We seek to destroy Colmarians,” another finished.

They tapped their rods on the ground and the lanterns burst forth an eye-searing blue light. A sound echoed off the vast chamber walls that vibrated my chest, my gut, my bones, my very brain, until I was at the brink of senselessness.

They tapped off their staves and I could finally see straight again.

“Well, good luck with that,” I said hurriedly, and departed.

While fleeing I nearly bumped into a rather strange creature. It had bright white skin and basically no facial features at all. It was tall but thin and its long arms were spindly things that seemed to serve no purpose. Except for its “face,” every single square inch of the creature was covered with some kind of rare metal or jewel or relic or trinket. Its pathetic arms were positively anchored by rings and bracelets. I knew it immediately from stories and from its mode of dress.

The creature was an Ank, one of the bankers of the galaxy.

They only existed on five planets, a pitiful domain for even the humblest of species. But their influence was vast. For ease of access, all the major empires in the galaxy had some bit of territory that abutted the Ank.

It’s said every scheme started there. “All roads lead from Ank,” as the saying went. Considering they funded just about everything—including roads.

“Dear sir,” it said, sidling up to me. Its little slit of a mouth scarcely moved. I could barely see that it had eyes, or even a curvature of face. But I think it was looking at me. It was impossible to tell its gender. “The Ontakians are no friends of yours. Come have a chat with me.”

I walked with the Ank, who was even slower than myself and positively jingled with every step. We sat at a small table that was a smooth, reflective metal. The Ank had a special chair that accommodated its assortment of jewelry. It was essentially standing up yet reclined.

“So I assume you’re Ank?”

“Yes, I am. My name is Depakoze Luffanzian, Senior Absolver and Consolidator, House Darstein on Ank Primia. What brings you to our little party?”

Its voice was melodious but did not change inflection. It sounded perpetually and pleasantly amused, yet not in a sarcastic or chiding way.

I had heard tales that not even a mother could tell her son from another Ankian, so their clothes and various accoutrements were how they differentiated themselves appearance-wise. Presumably it was no small deal to change their garments. I mean, if you added a new hat without letting people know, your friends wouldn’t recognize you.

“I’m His Excellency, Hank the Boss.” I thought better of trying to shake its feeble hand. “Can you tell me a bit about the Boranjame on this ship?”

“Well, there’s just one, my friend. The High Patria, Khagel of the Empire, Archduke of Zeobedon, Prince Exarch of the Boranjame, His Illustrious Lordship, the Everlasting Theabsin.

Damn, I should have thought of a better title for myself.

“I want to keep this ship out of Colmarian territory.”

“Yes, I’m sure you do. However that would mean it would have to enter some other empire, the Boranjame must grow, and this ship requires tremendous resources. That’s why all these diplomats are here to begin with: to bribe and beg for their empires’ safety. You are at a disadvantage, Colmarian. Or at least, they all have a head start.”

“Do you think the Boranjame Prince would talk to me personally?” I asked, wondering if I could end-around this council which certainly didn’t have my best interests in mind.

“I can present you. Even offer a credential of reference. Though, there is of course a price consideration,” it said.

Oh, great. Getting in a haggling match with an Ank was like me running a marathon against a Po.

“How much?” I asked uneasily.

And it said something I didn’t understand.

“Huh?”

It said something else I didn’t understand.

This went on and on with its same flowery voice, its same expressionless facade, for some time. No wonder these guys were the perfect negotiators. They literally had poker faces. Finally it mentioned something I knew.

“Credits?”

“Credits!” I pounced. I was nearly exhausted even though I had merely repeated my lack of knowledge over and over again.

“Good,” it said. “I believe 183 should suffice.”

“Uh, 183 credits?”

“Yes.”

“One hundred,” I said, drawing the number in the air, “and eighty-three…?”

“183 quadrillion of course.”

I think I reacted less when the Ontakians had nearly shaken me to death.

“Yeah. I’m going to have to talk to my bookkeeper I think,” I said, pondering that sum. As if it was merely stretching the old budget a little bit. Did they even have quadrillions? Were there even that many credits in the whole galaxy?

“I can talk to your bookkeeper if you’d like. I’m trained in accounto-linguistics.”

“He’s not here at the moment,” I said, leaving out the part that there wasn’t room for him in my missile.

“Ah,” Depakoze said. And though it said it exactly the same as everything else, I got the feeling our meeting was over and it knew me for the poor bastard I really was.

It was then I noticed a unique pin on its jacket. It had a small gem with swirling colors in it.

I reached out and touched it.

“Hey, what’s that?” I asked.

“Excuse me,” it said, leaning away from me. “You don’t see me sticking my toes in your ear, do you?”

I immediately let go.

“No. You’re right. My apologies.”

“Accepted. We all have our cultural peculiarities. But you have an excellent eye. It is one of my favorite features. I got it on my 206th birthday.”

“It’s lovely,” I said, worried about having a quadrillionaire Ank mad at me.

“It is a stickpin with a delfiblinium sliver.”

I had to think. It seemed the galaxy had gotten together and collectively offered up my species for sacrifice without even a good-bye kiss.

I knew I couldn’t outbid these guys. I didn’t even understand their terms. If the Ank was asking for quadrillions even for an introduction, we weren’t going to put together anything of that magnitude.

No one would take a Colmarian offensive seriously, so I couldn’t threaten them. Especially when our great Navy had shown its backbone by fleeing the moment this world-ship appeared. I had to get back on familiar ground. What would I do if these were gangs and bosses?

I started working the room and glad-handing the diplomats. As I said, everyone likes talking about themselves and snobs love it even more than most. The idea was to find out anything I could use. What weaknesses did these aliens have? What were their objectives?

The Gandrine ambassador talked with incredible slowness and volume. Mostly he spoke of the joys of sitting in the light of the orange sun of his home world. Or sitting at night. Or sitting in the rain. I got the idea Gandrine was very dull.

The Rettosians said nothing to me directly. Standing outside their clique like a doe-eyed wannabe, I had to overhear them talking with themselves. It was gossip of the lowest sort. Which politicians were dating which celebrities; which parties were the most fantastical; how much summer homes were going for along the coast.

The Keilvin Kamigan floated nearby and was happy to speak to me. It had been sent as an envoy to the Boranjame over ten years ago, but it really missed its home. The world-ship simply was an uncomfortable living environment at the best of times. It also missed its family. I tried to imagine what little kid gas clouds looked like.

I took a break in my room and pondered the diplomats. They all had that universal self-importance that comes from being influential go-getters. Yet here they were out at the edge of the known galaxy, not even in their own empires.

It was then I realized I had these guys all wrong. They weren’t like gang bosses. They were like the filthiest errand boys at the bottom of the gang hierarchy. They wanted to be gang bosses. I mean no one became a diplomat because they liked to travel. There were plenty easier ways of seeing the universe.

These guys entered politics so they could become someone big. But they pissed off the wrong person and got sent all the way out here.

While placating the Boranjame was a needed job, it had no prestige. It had no perks. It had nothing that anyone who entered politics placed any stock in. Everything of import was done back on their home worlds. These guys were out of the loop.

But I knew what they wanted. They wanted to escape this place. They wanted lives of leisure, positions of power. To move up the food chain. They were just doing time here, like convicts on Belvaille waiting out their statutes of limitations.

CHAPTER 47

I racked my brain and finally came up with something that might have a chance. Theatrics were a necessary part of my plan and I needed the help of the Po servants, so I gave them detailed instructions and prayed they could understand me.

The diplomatic meeting started again and I took my seat with all the other aliens.

“Transcommunication network costs need to be more evenly divided among our empires!” the Gandrine shouted.

The Po I’d contacted earlier with instructions, approached and placed something in front of the Gandrine ambassador before quickly retreating.

More Po came in and laid objects in front of every diplomat and hurried away. No one reacted as the items were not recognized and the Po were seen as background noise to be ignored. I decided to nudge things along and I stood up to speak.

“Gentlemen…and such, the material that sits before you is the reason why I am here,” I stated calmly.

“Your Excellency has already once—,” the purple Po began.

“That’s delfiblinium,” the Rettosians squealed, pointing at the metal on the table, and they jumped away knocking over chairs in their haste.

All the diplomats got to their feet, or equivalent, and backed away as the Po servants continued to pile my uncrated luggage before us.

“The Colmarian Confederation has perfected the process of delfiblinium manufacture. Who wants to do business?”

The first rule of serious, life-or-death negotiating I ever learned was: stall. Even if it was for an hour, in that hour you could often scrape something together more permanent. Every moment they’re listening, you’re not dying.

This was a life-or-death negotiation. Yeah, we had no other delfiblinium. And it took Jyonal, a level-ten, drugged mutant, to make this batch. But no one else knew that.

The Ank was suddenly standing next to me.

“Do you need a broker?” he asked.

When the table collapsed under the weight of the delfiblinium, the diplomats were all strangely silent. This was a highly dangerous substance in front of them, yet they overcame their fear because it was also a potential ticket out of here. I was offering one of the rarest substances in the galaxy, possession of which might elevate any of these diplomats back into the high esteem of their home governments.

The assorted aliens practically attacked me. What do I want? How much do I have to offer? The Qwintine have always favored the great Colmarian Confederation.

But I was waiting for one person who wasn’t here.

“Hank, the Boss,” the purple Po stated.

“Is this not new business?” I asked caustically.

“Could you speak privately?” It tried to make himself heard above the fray.

“I want this ship stopped. And I don’t want to talk to you. I want to talk to the Prince.”

CHAPTER 48

The Therezians walked ahead as the purple Po accompanied me to the Prince’s chamber. We had taken a series of moving floors and flying transports and tube shuttles to get this far. It was far indeed. Before a negotiation this important I would usually want to eat and rest first, but I wasn’t sure how much time I had. Belvaille may have already been destroyed for all I knew.

“Proceed,” the purple Po stated, offering a dozen arms to indicate the direction, as if there was a doubt. It was impossible to tell how large the approaching room was, but the Therezians looked like action figures in comparison to its entrance.

When I finally crossed the threshold, I must say I was impressed.

If the other halls had been massive, this one was in a category all its own. It was beyond belief. It was extraordinary.

Directly in front of me, floating some hundreds of feet in the air, was the Prince.

The purple Po had instructed me to kneel, but I was too dumbstruck.

The Boranjame, as there could be no doubt that’s what it was, exceeded all expectations. I tried to take him in, but it was difficult. The Prince must have literally been miles long and miles high.

He was composed of rotating, intersecting, moving crystalline patterns. It was like a million, mile-long snowflakes dancing and bisecting each other. Each one had different shades and reflections of scintillating color.

He was fantastically beautiful.

All around the Prince were what must have been thousands of Po—some on the ground, some on ladders or cranes, some in tiny airships. They were so far away it was tough to tell what they were doing. Cleaning him? Feeding? Playing cards? Who knew?

It was only through their presence that I could estimate the size of the Prince and the size of the room itself. In the corners of the high room, almost beyond visible range, were artillery guns. An impressive security system if there ever was. I thought of Jyen briefly as I would need to be destroyer-resistant to survive those weapons.

It looked like a full-service space dock. But instead of servicing a battleship, there was this prism of royalty. I don’t know what I had expected, but this wasn’t it. The room had a severe dampness and chill, my breath billowing in clouds, and there was frost on the floor and many surfaces.

Was there a whole race of these things? It seemed impossible.

“Why are you here?” I suddenly heard from a set of speakers nearby. The voice was simulated, but unlike the clunky Po voice boxes or the Keilvin Kamigan accents, this was a lyrical, yet imposing Colmarian voice. As if he had a paid voice actor out of view—and maybe he did.

“I’m here to trade,” I said, snapping out of my reverie.

“And what is it you have to offer?”

“I didn’t say trade with you,” I fired back, idly wondering if this thing could eat me.

After a pause that made me very nervous, the Prince continued.

“I understand you have delfiblinium.”

“And I understand this ship is headed for the Colmarian Confederation.”

“We require planets.”

“Don’t we all. Don’t we all,” I said, like a down-on-his-luck galactic overlord. “But I can’t let you pass into our empire.”

“And what would you do to stop me? Little Colmarian.”

This isn’t Belvaille, I thought to myself. Take it easy. I looked back up at those artillery cannons. I didn’t speak. Because my mouth was dry. Because more lives than I could possibly imagine were at stake. And I really didn’t want to say anything stupid for once.

“If you invade us, there will be galactic war.”

“Between my people and the Colmarian Confederation?”

“No, between your people and every empire represented back there,” I said, indicating behind me, even though the diplomats were likely dozens or even hundreds of miles away. “Because a condition of them trading delfiblinium with us will be to mutually defend each other if attacked.”

“And do you believe they would honor that agreement?”

“They’ll make the arrangement because no one wants to be the only empire without a delfiblinium stockpile,” I said.

“Even if true, would they be able to resist my ship?”

“I guess it depends on how many delfiblinium warheads this heap can withstand.” I looked around appraisingly.

“What is it you want?”

“I want this ship stopped.”

“It already is. But we need planets.”

“How many?” I asked. That being the oddest concept I had ever verbalized.

“We need approximately 200 class 2B planets and 100 class 4J planets.”

Those designations meant nothing to me. But 300 planets was something. I had no idea how many occupied solar systems the Colmarian Confederation had, but you couldn’t start plucking planets out of them without harm.

“How about the Dredel Led?” I asked. “You could take planets from their empire instead.”

“They would be a formidable enemy.”

“Not worse than every other empire combined. Besides, they tried to invade us and failed. They won’t be a problem. And no one likes them anyway.”

The Boranjame only have these ships. It was their only advantage—though large advantage it was. I must have scared the crystals off this guy with my delfiblinium warheads threat. Despite the fact that I bet we could pile every ounce of delfiblinium that existed in the Colmarian Confederation under the Prince and detonate it, and he wouldn’t get more than a tummy-ache. If he even had a tummy.

I put on my best gambler face and seemed to ponder.

“I’ll tell you what, if you pull out of here, and engage the Dredel Led for your planets, we won’t trade any delfiblinium with any other empires.”

I was negotiating to not trade something I didn’t have. I thought I was the smartest guy in the galaxy until:

“We will trade for all of your output,” the Prince said. “We will not cross into your territory, though we make no provisions or restrictions about engaging the Dredel Led or any other race.”

I stood there thinking that over even though there was nothing to think about.

“Sure,” I coughed.

Neither of us spoke for what seemed like minutes. Was he waiting for a handshake, because I didn’t see any hands?

“Nice meeting you, your Excellency, Hank the Boss,” he said. And the whole of the Prince stopped moving momentarily, and then started revolving again, but slower. He displaced so much air I actually felt a breeze.

“Nice meeting you,” and I realized I had completely forgotten his name, “the most amazing ruler of the most amazing race of the Boranjame.” I sought to hide my blunder with a bit of flattery. “May you rule for ten thousand years,” I proclaimed, bowing low. I had no idea how long they lived. I hoped that wasn’t an insult.

“And may you not be betrayed and murdered by your best friend. Unloved, your corpse deserted in the coldness of space, where memory of you would swiftly become less substantial than the faded light of a long-dead star,” the Prince replied.

That was awful specific. I had the idea that the Prince knew something he wasn’t telling me, but I was too frightened to ask.

“Thanks,” I managed to squeak.

CHAPTER 49

“Garm. Garm. You there?”

After long moments she finally answered.

“Hank? What’s going on?” Even on the tele screen I could see her panic.

“Hey, can someone pick me up? They dropped me off here.”

“To the world-ship?” she asked, stunned.

“No, they’re leaving. I’m in a shuttle. I’ll transmit the coordinates. I can explain when you guys get here.”

My pick-up was relatively uneventful thanks to the excellent spacesuit and shuttle the Boranjame had provided. I couldn’t fly the ship, as it was designed for Po, but it kept me protected.

I did not see the world-ship leave as I was facing the wrong way, but I felt its gravitational tug get weaker and weaker, and then it must have finally engaged its a-drive and blipped away to go hassle some other unfortunate species.

Garm and company used a cargo ship and towed my shuttle back home, it being too difficult to attempt a transfer in space.

I had mentally prepared myself for death when I originally set out to the world-ship. But with that past and the space station Belvaille looming into view, I admit I cried with joy. It was an unbelievable weight off my shoulders. I was coming home.

The dock was empty except for Garm. She didn’t want to start a general panic on people seeing me return whole from my assignment.

“What’s going on?” she asked.

“Give me a second,” I said, as I tried to take off my spacesuit. I didn’t have the many hands of the Po to assist me. There must have been twenty buckles on the vest alone.

Garm was clearly desperate for answers and she saw some of my belongings and picked them up.

“What’s this?” she asked.

“A contract with the Boranjame.”

Garm’s eyes went wide as she scanned it.

“Cool, huh? By the way,” I said, looking around to make sure no one overheard, “you need to contact whoever you need to contact and get them to put all our resources into delfiblinium processing.”

“What? Why?” Garm asked.

“That’s what the Boranjame want. It’s either that or 300 planets. I figure we got a good deal.”

“Delfiblinium?” she asked, dazed.

“I didn’t exactly have a lot to trade.”

“You didn’t blow them up?” she asked.

I threw my arms wide, showing the obvious answer.

“What? You sound upset I’m still here. The Boranjame are gone. Our civilization isn’t in ruins. I thought I did pretty well.”

Garm seemed to suddenly snap-to.

“So we’re safe?” Garm asked, still unsure.

“As safe as Belvaille ever gets,” I replied.

She looked at the contract again.

“What’s the ‘good and valuable services’ part of the deal they owe us?”

I held out a small round device in my palm.

“This,” I said, smiling.

“What is it?”

I clicked it on and the face of the Ontakian artifact glowed brilliant blue. It rumbled a deep organ in your chest that medical technicians probably had a name for.

“I’m going to make a necklace out of it,” I stated, holding up my bartered item with glee. I bet those Ontakians would be upset to know the Boranjame gave it to me.

“You and your toys. Doesn’t that hurt?” she asked, disapproving.

I clicked it off.

“Yes, but it lets me know I’m alive.”

I then took Garm in my arms, dipped her back like the cover of some cheesy romance story, and kissed her as passionately as I knew how. When we broke apart, Garm smiled and then laughed.

“Wow,” she began, “you haven’t kissed anyone in a while, have you?”

As I was preparing excuses for my romantic deficiencies, Garm put her hands behind my head and kissed me on the lips as it was meant to be done.

Yes, indeed. Good to be alive.

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Content

Steven Campbell
HARD LUCK HANK
Screw the Galaxy

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

MAP OF THE GALAXY

CHAPTER 1

CHAPTER 2

CHAPTER 3

CHAPTER 4

CHAPTER 5

CHAPTER 6

CHAPTER 7

CHAPTER 8

CHAPTER 9

CHAPTER 10

CHAPTER 11

CHAPTER 12

CHAPTER 13

CHAPTER 14

CHAPTER 15

CHAPTER 16

CHAPTER 17

CHAPTER 18

CHAPTER 19

CHAPTER 20

CHAPTER 21

CHAPTER 22

CHAPTER 23

CHAPTER 24

CHAPTER 25

CHAPTER 26

CHAPTER 27

CHAPTER 28

CHAPTER 29

CHAPTER 30

CHAPTER 31

CHAPTER 32

CHAPTER 33

CHAPTER 34

CHAPTER 35

CHAPTER 36

CHAPTER 37

CHAPTER 38

CHAPTER 39

CHAPTER 40

CHAPTER 41

CHAPTER 42

CHAPTER 43

CHAPTER 44

CHAPTER 45

CHAPTER 46

CHAPTER 47

CHAPTER 48

CHAPTER 49

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