Steven Campbell

HARD LUCK HANK

BASKETFUL OF CRAP

This is dedicated to all aspiring writers. You don’t stop being a writer unless you stop writing.

BACK COVER

CHAPTER 1

There was a corpse on the stairs outside my apartment. This was disturbing since I didn’t put it there.

He was a dumpy little fellow, as corpses go. He had kind of a bulbous nose, a plump face, and a tangled mass of long black hair. His eyes were frozen in a half-closed daze as if death was a particularly boring school lecture. He was short and wore baggy clothes, perhaps to conceal in life what I guessed was a not-too-amazing physique.

I saw no obvious signs of violence. No blood. No puncture wounds. No gross discolorations. Did he have a heart attack? Did he drug himself to death?

I didn’t recognize the man, which made this very odd. I was the only person who lived in this building. I was even the only person who lived on this entire block. My street was quite creatively, and officially, labeled “Hank Block.”

It was weird to think of someone dying outside my front door while I was asleep. Or maybe I had been in the shower. Or eating lunch. He certainly wasn’t here when I came home last night.

I looked up and down the road for some reason. As if I expected to see the Corpse Delivery Man making his rounds. But the block was empty as always.

This was the space station Belvaille. And while a dead body at my front door gave me pause, it was not entirely remarkable.

I walked down the street and headed for the train. I wanted to get to my job early as I had been told my boss was coming into work today.

On the way I passed the usual gray-silver metal buildings that were designed in some form of rectangle to maximize real estate. The whole space station was an exact square, fifteen miles by fifteen miles, with trains bisecting it regularly.

Thousands of feet above, there was a latticework of supports that controlled the environment, kept our atmosphere in place, and provided artificial illumination.

I was a doorman at the Yeolenz Flame casino in north Belvaille. Outside, my two co-workers were already waiting.

Balday-yow was a tall blonde man who wore thick prescription goggles because of his terrible eyesight. These made his eyes look large and somewhat crooked. He had been on Belvaille for maybe twenty years working for various gangs, mostly as a courier.

At the casino door, Balday-yow manned a heavy machine gun that was mounted on a stand. This weapon could probably cut down people at 1300 yards, but because of the way it was positioned, it only had a field of view of fifty feet, making it mostly for show.

My other co-worker was Cad. He was very short, coming up to about my waist. He was a mutant like me and his body was so different that he breathed and ate and drank through his skin. His mouth was just for talking and had no teeth; they had fallen out when he was young, presumably from disuse. When he did his equivalent of a sneeze, his flesh rippled and it made the oddest sound.

Cad’s job at the door was to control his large pet. It was a trained Mallute: three hundred pounds of fur and teeth and muscle on four legs. He named it Sassy, I think to be cute. It was generally a very pleasant, if slobbery, animal. But if Cad commanded it to attack, it could tear someone to pieces.

Then there was me.

I had a four-barreled sawed-off shotgun I holstered under my jacket. I kept it despite my growing sense it was becoming less and less viable as a weapon. Most people on Belvaille, if they were in the security business, wore some kind of body armor. Cad and Balday-yow had armored vests and I doubt my shotgun could penetrate them even at close range.

All this protection for one casino was pretty standard. Folks wouldn’t even step foot inside a building unless there was at least this much gear outside. The city was simply too violent nowadays to have anything less.

“How’s it going?” I asked the guys as I took up my post in front of the door.

“Hank,” they acknowledged, already sounding tired.

Sassy came over and bit me on the shin like he usually did.

“Sassy! No.” Cad pulled on the leash but the animal outweighed him maybe threefold so we had to wait for Sassy to give up.

I absently looked down at the creature.

“Sorry, Hank,” Cad apologized.

It was only a minor annoyance. Sassy couldn’t hurt me.

I was a level-four mutant and in consequence my body was incredibly dense and heavy. I could pull out my shotgun and shoot myself in the chest and it wouldn’t hurt—much. And on the rare occasions when I did get hurt, my body healed much more rapidly than a normal Colmarian. I had even regrown my finger once when it had been cut off. My only permanent injuries were a slight limp, and some dully-glowing green scars on my face and hand from when my old plasma pistol had exploded.

Still, we were required to wear a certain set of clothes when we stood at the door and Sassy kept forcing me to buy new pants. I now owned like ten pairs of slacks with one leg shredded to ribbons. Which wouldn’t be so bad but the intriguing world of doormen didn’t pay that much. I couldn’t get too upset at Cad however, he really didn’t have much going for him other than Sassy.

“Boss,” Balday-yow said discreetly.

We all stood up straighter and looked unbelievably focused as a dark car parked in front of the club. Even Sassy stopped chewing my leg and sat upright. The driver hopped out quickly and opened the back door of the car.

Out of the rear stepped the illustrious owner of the club, Xominion. He wore a tailored suit, jewelry, and had his face and hair in the wet look. Water was pumped continuously through tiny hoses secreted around the top of his head. To me it looked like he was really sweaty, but it was fashionable now.

We all dutifully said our welcomes and he dutifully ignored us and entered the casino.

After a brief pause the driver gave us all a nod, which we returned, and he drove off.

“Hey, guys, you know how to get rid of a corpse?” I asked.

“You mean hide it?” Cad questioned.

“No, just get rid of it. There’s a dead body outside my apartment.”

“Who’d you kill?” Balday-yow asked offhandedly.

“No one, it was just there when I came out today.”

“Then what do you care? No one can pin it on you,” Balday-yow said.

“I’m not worried about it, it’s just…I mean, shouldn’t I move it?” I looked between the two men, but they seemed to have already lost interest.

“Oh, great, it’s the furniture,” Cad said, motioning with his head down the street.

I stepped out of the doorway to see better and yup, here they came.

Gandrine.

Gandrine were a completely different empire from Colmarians. The Colmarian Confederation was by far the most populated and largest empire. It housed maybe 90% of the known species in the galaxy. We were also the least intimidating and most poorly managed by a long shot.

Gandrine were basically a mineral race. They looked like enormous piles of multicolored shale rock. They had arms and legs, a torso, and something that was head-like. But other than that they were rocks. They wore no clothes, had no discernable genders. If one leaned against a mountain and didn’t move, you would never know not to drill for gold in it.

There were two of them on Belvaille at the moment. They had come maybe a year ago. There had been a lot of chatter about it and speculation. I had been particularly worried. My whole thing was I was big, strong, and hard to hurt. These things were bigger, stronger, and while I didn’t know rock, I couldn’t imagine stabbing one with a knife was going to do much.

For weeks I would walk by their apartment to see what they were up to. They sat out on their front steps. Day and night. They didn’t eat, they didn’t drink. I had only met one Gandrine before, an ambassador, and he could speak—albeit incredibly loudly—so I knew the race wasn’t mute, but these two never made a sound. We didn’t even know if they were dead. After two weeks of them not moving, I realized the Gandrine posed as much danger to the natural order of Belvaille as any rocks posed to the natural order of Belvaille.

The only problem was a few months ago they had somehow learned of this casino. And instead of sitting on their front stairs, they decided to sit in here.

It’s not as if they caused problems. Once seated, they never moved. One of the cleaning ladies actually climbed over them trying to dust because she thought they were sculptures. But they made people uncomfortable and took up space. Because of that, the boss told us to not let them inside.

Yeah. We’ll totally do that. We’ll stand in front of this avalanche hoping it will turn around. Our job was security, not suicide.

I was slow. That was a side-effect of my mutation. My strength did not increase in proportion to my density. My power-to-weight ratio was pretty bad. But the Gandrine made me look like the galaxy’s fastest sprinter by comparison.

They dragged their feet along the road as they walked and it made this horrible grinding noise.

It took the Gandrine about five minutes to walk through the door. That’s how sluggish they were. When they were finally in, we all relaxed and Balday-yow began telling us about a woman he fancied that was working at a crosstown disco.

We were pleasantly passing the time when Xominion stormed out of the casino, his face wet and angry, and approached me.

“I thought I told you not to let those Gandrine in,” he accused. “They just tore up half the carpet.”

“Boss, how can we stop them?” I said. I glanced back at the guys for them to support me, but they made like they didn’t hear our conversation.

“You’re supposed to be a tough guy. That’s what everyone said. That’s why I hired you. Didn’t you fight Wallow?” Xominion demanded.

I sighed. Having a reputation can be good and bad.

Wallow was a Therezian, a thirty-five-foot monstrosity with a bad attitude. He was one of only a thousand in the galaxy who had been allowed to emigrate from their home planet because all the empires feared a war in which they were used as conscripts.

It was true that Wallow had basically dropped his fist on me once. He also knocked out all my teeth, broke a sizeable number of my bones, and caused innumerable internal injuries. The fact I survived and recovered in a hospital over a month was enough to make me a celebrity bruiser.

“What would you like me to do?” I asked.

“Kick them out!”

Again, I looked back to my comrades at the door but there was no help forthcoming. Every man for himself, I suppose.

“No problem,” I said.

I waited for Xominion to leave before I went into the casino.

I saw the tracks of the Gandrine in the carpet, as if there was any doubt where they were. But they certainly hadn’t torn up half of it. There were just four long skid marks from where they had scooted along. They sat on the floor, no chairs being big enough or sturdy enough to hold them.

Were they just people-watching? Did they feed off the emotions of drunkards and the whimsy of crooked games of chance? Why were they here other than to make my life difficult?

I stood in front of the big boulders. If I had a sand blaster, I could possibly etch my name on one of their chests, but how was I going to kick them out?

“So guys,” I began, smiling. “I know you’ve been coming around and staying a lot recently, but this is a place of business. We really need you to buy something or do a little gambling while you’re here.”

I realized they had no clothes, pockets, and likely, money. Unless they had some internal caves. Or maybe buried treasure.

I turned around and saw Xominion across the casino, eyeing my progress.

I faced the Gandrine and began gesticulating wildly. I threw my arms up. I balled my fist at them. I swept my arms wide. Stomped my feet.

“Blah blah blah blah!” I shouted at the Gandrine. I knew Xominion was too far away to hear me and I didn’t see the point in potentially pissing off the Gandrine so I just made an impressive pantomime of threatening them.

I am not a good hand-to-hand combatant. I can push tons if I put my back into it but I can’t throw a one pound ball more than ten feet because I can’t accelerate my heavy arm fast enough. So when I “punched” the Gandrine as a finishing touch, it was more me trying to push its head with my fist. It didn’t move.

I pointed my finger at each of them like I had made some grand statement and I walked back out to the front door.

“How did it go?” Balday-yow asked.

“How do you think?” I responded icily.

I wasn’t sure what to do if Xominion came back, but I guess I could fake it.

“Look,” I started, “those things aren’t going to leave. If the boss comes back, I’ll say they gave me some money to gamble on their behalf, since they’re too clumsy to do it themselves.”

“That’s a great idea,” Cad said.

“Yeah, well, you each need to pitch in some cash. Because you all let them in just as much as I did.”

“How much?” Balday-yow asked, worriedly.

“I figure fifty from each of us will at least keep Xominion off our backs for a bit,” I said. “You know they’re going to be sitting there for another couple weeks.”

“Can you float me?” Balday-yow asked Cad.

“Man, why are you always broke?” Cad asked, annoyed.

“I told you, I’m chasing that dancer. It’s not free.”

“Do you have any idea what it costs to feed Sassy?”

“I don’t know why. He eats all my pants,” I interjected without humor.

A couple approached the door as we continued to argue. I checked the IDs, Sassy sniffed them a bit, and Balday-yow swiveled the machine gun a few inches just to be able to say he was contributing.

A few hours passed and we were standing around doing nothing. The casino was not very busy today.

A transport truck then slowly drove by us carrying maybe twenty troops in the open back. The soldiers were armored head-to-foot in the latest technological body armor, had full helmets with opaque visors, and carried some wicked submachine guns. A freight truck followed right after the transport, presumably with some newly-manufactured goods that were bound for proper Colmarian space.

“They’re cool,” I said sarcastically, and the guys laughed.

But those soldiers were the new us. The guys who had slowly taken all our jobs. There was a point when Belvaille was a city of gangs and gangsters and criminals but now it was a city of corporations.

Cad, Balday-yow, myself, we were relics. Old school toughs who didn’t know how to do anything else.

There was still work for us, as there were still bars and casinos and rackets that hadn’t been taken over by the corporations yet. But their numbers were dwindling.

Sassy was asleep on the ground and I was leaning up against the doorway resting my feet. Cad and Balday-yow were arguing over which glocken players had the most potential.

A soldier approached the door, which was unusual. Corporate lackeys never came to the casino. They had their own restaurants, bars, sleeping quarters. The city was practically demarcated by the different corporate regions of control.

“Identification please,” I stated woodenly, after standing up straight.

The soldier then ran past us into the casino.

We doormen all exchanged surprised looks and laughed.

“What, does he think we won’t follow him?” Cad asked.

“I guess he wants to try and sneak a free round of gambling,” Balday-yow said.

“I’ll get him,” I grumbled, as I headed inside.

He shouldn’t be hard to find. He was the only person wearing a helmet. I suppose I should keep better track of the corporations. They all wear different patterns and colors, but to me they were all the same. I’ve never worked for them and they’ve never asked.

As I headed deeper into the casino there was suddenly an enormous explosion that knocked me flat on my back!

My head was ringing and my vision blurred. After a while, I managed to get back on my feet and clear my senses.

Belvaille might be the dumpiest space station in the most pathetic empire in the galaxy, but the buildings were meant to last. Almost every building’s exterior walls were two feet thick of steel alloy. The interior walls were generally much thinner, but still considerable.

The bomb had not damaged the roof that I could see, but the entire inside of the casino was gutted.

I did not hear any moans but I saw casualties. In fact, I was reasonably sure that nearly everyone who had been in the main room was no longer living.

I stared at the destruction completely dumbstruck.

Why would anyone do this?

“Building on fire!” I heard someone behind me shout.

I turned around and still sitting there, unmoved, were the Gandrine. I looked at them for what seemed like minutes, not sure if one had spoken, or I had just imagined it. Finally, the other one spoke:

“Yes!”

CHAPTER 2

I walked home considerably depressed.

The corpse was still on my stairs. Somehow I had expected it to be gone. But I dealt with enough death today and I wasn’t looking for any more.

I went inside my apartment and turned off my tele so no one could call me.

My apartment was spacious for my needs. I had two bedrooms, a living room, a kitchen, one bath. I didn’t have a lot of stuff even though I had lived on Belvaille longer than nearly anyone. Almost a century and a half at this point.

I sat on my sofa and stared blankly at the dull silver wall in front of me.

I didn’t have a lot of money, maybe six months of savings. There was a time when I had been a multi-millionaire. That used to be a lot of money. Now I bet Belvaille had multi-billionaires.

Belvaille was located at the very edge of the Colmarian Confederation and very nearly the edge of the galaxy. Over a few centuries the station had become a backwater hideout for unsavory types on account of us being so far away.

But seven years ago some idiot had negotiated a deal with the Navy to turn Belvaille into an Independent Protectorate overseen by the Colmarian Confederation.

That idiot was me.

All the things that had once been illegal and ignored because of our vast distance and irrelevance, consequently became legal. I thought this change was going to be a boon for the criminal gangs that had long made their homes on Belvaille.

I suppose it was, but not for those of us who lived here.

When everyone learned that you could now manufacture, ship, buy, sell, goods and services that were illegal in the Colmarian Confederation, legally from this space station, there was a huge influx of people hoping to capitalize on our unique situation.

The number of turf wars increased dramatically and things got really bloody. I sat out the drama for a few years by selling one of my prized possessions to a collector and living off the proceeds.

When we thought everything had finally settled down, the corporations came. A big gang might have once had a hundred or so people working for it. But these corporations had millions of employees all over the galaxy.

Some of those employees were soldiers they sent to Belvaille. They probably had university degrees in Ballistic Weapon Application and Proper Posture. They were a whole different breed.

The smart gang bosses quickly sold out or took subservient roles. The ones who didn’t were absolutely crushed in the most efficient means possible.

Because not even murder was illegal on Belvaille anymore.

We technically had a government, but it was run by the corporations. And they weren’t about to arrest themselves.

The scales had changed so dramatically so quickly and it was impossible to go back. No one had openly blamed me for the changes, but I blamed myself.

The very boundaries of Belvaille had even changed. The corporations ran out of manufacturing space on the station so they brought maybe twenty or so gigantic freighters out here and anchored them to Belvaille with long cables, thus making them “part” of our city. You couldn’t walk to them of course, but they were apparently cranking out illegal goods.

At some point, I wondered if Belvaille would look like a fat spider sitting on a vast web of attached facilities.

Before all these changes took place I was once a highly sought-after bagman, fixer, and gang negotiator. Now I was lucky to be a doorman. And even that was over. I just let my employer, and his business, get destroyed by a bomb while I worked as security. That’s not exactly an endorsement for my efficiency.

I felt terrible for all the people who had died tonight, but on the other hand, what could I have done? I wasn’t fast enough to have stopped that guy before he ran in. Even if I had my gun out and immediately shot him, his armor probably would have deflected it.

And the guy killed himself with that bomb! This was just a whole other type of warfare than what I was used to.

Gang fights in the past could get dirty. People died all the time. I’ve killed more people than I’d like to admit. But there was still decorum to it. Even a sense of camaraderie. Because we all knew we were roughly the same kind of people: lower class garbage not welcome in Colmarian Confederation proper.

Due to corporations trying to consolidate their power and protect their investments, there were tanks driving on the streets of Belvaille. Tanks!

It wasn’t that I couldn’t compete with corporations, my skin was stronger than any body armor they had. It was that I didn’t want to.

I always heard about old people not being able to hack it at some point. And I’d seen that often in my line of work. The thugs with white hair stopped being thugs and became bartenders or apprenticed with counterfeiters or smugglers. Too many stab wounds or gunshots and you had to find a new line of work.

But I had never really heard about hitting a certain age and not wanting to hack it. I didn’t want to join a corporation and stand around in the back of trucks or guard some manufacturing plant. Punch my timecard and take my orders from a nameless entity ten thousand light years away.

I used to want to know about all the latest guns and locks and gimmicks and who worked for which gang. Now I really didn’t give a damn.

Was I just antiquated? Or had the game changed too much for my comfort zone?

Many of my old friends had left Belvaille or had been killed in the conflicts over the last years. The only reason I was still here and alive was because I was too stupid or stubborn to leave and I was bulletproof. If Cad or Balday-yow had gone inside instead of me when that bomb went off they would have died along with everyone else.

But my mutation wasn’t going to save me forever. Bullets and bombs were one thing but if a tank wanted me dead, I wasn’t going to have much say in the matter.

I turned on my tele and saw I had no messages. It was just instinct for me to turn it off when I didn’t want to be bothered. But there was no one left to bother me. A bomb blew up a casino and it was no big deal.

I called Garm.

Garm was a young woman who had once worked for the Colmarian Navy and been the official Adjunct Overwatch of the station, and thus kind of like our mayor. She was one of the few people who kept her position of influence despite all the adjustments.

She organized the various facilities groups into one union and became their leader. So if you needed water, electricity, sewage treatment, or simply not to get sucked out into space, you had to deal with her. She basically had a monopoly for life on a space station, which was an awful good monopoly to possess when you live on a space station.

She was an extremely attractive woman, though a bit hyperactive because her mutation caused her to never sleep. She had short-cropped black hair and a muscular build.

I had dated her for a few months some years ago, but it just didn’t work out. We had professionally worked together for too long and I always thought of her as Garm and not a lady I was dating. We were also both way too headstrong.

I still had fantasies about her now and then. But only like once or five times a week.

“What?” she answered on the tele.

“Did you hear about the Yeolenz Flame?” I asked her.

“Yeah, I told Xominion he should put up safety doors, but he wanted to keep the traffic going. Did the Gandrine do anything?”

“You know, I think they’re still sitting there. I hadn’t thought about it. They did actually notice the building was on fire though.”

“Prodigies, I tell you. Hey, are you alright?” she asked, looking concerned on the tele screen.

“Oh, yeah, I mean it knocked me down and dazed me for a while, but I didn’t get injured.”

“I know that. I saw you fight a Dredel Led robot clear across the city. A little bomb isn’t going to hurt you. But…you know, are you okay?”

“Sure. Though I might have to hit you up for a job. I can like haul stuff, if you don’t mind it being moved slowly.”

“Hold off on that,” she said. “Hey, I need to run to a meeting. And don’t worry about things, something else might come along.”

She gave me a wink and hung up.

CHAPTER 3

The next day, I washed and shaved and dressed. I went into my living room to put on my jacket so I could go out and get something to eat. Right in front of my doorway, two strange women were facing me.

They had absolutely pale skin. Almost pure white. They both had giant manes of silver hair that poofed-up and whose ends practically touched my dirty floor.

They were both athletic without being bulky. I could tell because they wore almost no clothes. They had on what appeared to be metal armor that only covered the tops of their shoulders, their forearms, and knees. It was ornate and polished. They wore bras that seemed to be of a similar design and didn’t look especially comfortable. One wore a bikini bottom while the other had a long loincloth that hung down to her ankles and was highly decorative. They both had on spikey boots that went up to their knees and they had black synth collars around their necks.

“Uh, hello,” I said, quite surprised to find nearly-naked pale women in my apartment.

“Are you named Hank?” one of them asked in a thick accent.

I was still looking them over so I took a moment to respond.

“Yeah. That’s me.”

With that, one of them drew two wickedly-curved daggers from her belt and the other drew a short sword with a serrated blade.

I didn’t even have a moment to say anything before they attacked. All I saw was one do a cartwheel and as I watched that, dumbfounded, the other stabbed me in the neck.

“What are—gack!”

As I tried to respond to the first slice, one woman stabbed me in the mouth. The blade actually poked the back of my throat.

I tried to push it out, but they just bounced and flipped away. One then jumped against my wall and did a somersault and stabbed me on top of the head while the other woman ducked beneath me and got me under my armpit as I was flailing helplessly.

They were moving so quickly I could barely follow. They used their long hair to mask their movements, as it hung in the air or whipped around they would strike.

I reached for my shotgun but not only was it knocked away, they cut off my entire holster.

I started swinging wildly and it was like trying to hit a fly with a tree. I wasn’t even connecting with the air they left behind.

I got stabbed in the ankles, the groin, my navel, my eyes. Finally I felt a dagger go up my rear end and I realized I had to get out of here.

Blades weren’t likely to kill me, but they just might cause some damage I’d rather not have. Covering my face and ears, I tried to make my way deeper into my house.

They sliced up one of my boots and it fell off instantly. They cut me between my toes and I felt a knife go under one of my fingernails. I was bleeding now, not badly, but enough to be concerned. A bomb hadn’t even caused me to bleed and these two had managed it with some silverware.

I finally made it into my bathroom and turned on the light as a matter of habit. I then got down on one knee and leaned against the fixtures.

I ripped my toilet up and water sprayed everywhere.

I held my toilet like a club with my right hand and faced them.

“Come on, you spinny bitches!” I shouted.

Yeah, they could flip around and dance off the walls in my living room, but there was no space for that in my bathroom. I was too slow to catch them with my hands, but I couldn’t miss by swinging a toilet in these confines.

The two of them stayed outside with their blades ready. One was crouched impossibly low to the ground while the other held her two daggers, arms wide.

I don’t know if they paused because they were wondering if they could fight me on the wet tiles of my bathroom, or because they were grossed-out by how seldom I cleaned my toilet.

They both stood up straight and made some very quick, non-verbal communication with each other and sheathed their weapons.

“We would like to hire you,” a pale woman said.

“Yeah, right.”

One of them threw a token into the bathroom. I recoiled at first, wondering if it was some kind of weapon. But I knew tokens. There were 20,000 credits on it. In my doorman job I was paid that about every three months.

“We will pay you 10,000 a week plus expenses. That is a retainer.”

I figured these ladies were assassins. But who would want to assassinate me? I wasn’t important anymore.

“What do you want me to do?” I asked warily. I still held my toilet at the ready.

“We need you to find someone.” The two women alternated speaking. Even their voices were similar.

“Why did you guys attack me?”

“We had to make sure what Garm said about you was true,” she stated simply.

“Garm?” I dropped my toilet. “Did she tell you about my mutations?”

“Yes.”

I was going to have to have a talk with her. Maybe this was what she meant about see what comes up, when I had asked her about a job.

“Who do you want found? I don’t know as many people as I once did.”

One of the women activated her tele and I saw I had a message. I looked at the image they sent me, though I kept one eye on them in case it was a trick. The portrait looked exactly like them.

“Who is this, your sister?”

“Do you mean biologically speaking?”

“No, I mean did you all go to the same sorority,” I answered sarcastically, but they didn’t get the joke. “It won’t be hard finding her if she looks like this.”

“She will almost certainly be disguised,” one said.

“Well then it will be very hard to find someone that doesn’t look like you. Because that’s basically everyone.”

“We know within a week the date of her arrival.”

“Oh.” I thought about that. I knew some people at the port and I could get video records of everyone who checked in. And she had to eat and sleep somewhere. “I might be able to find her. But I need more money. You all made me break my bathroom. And I’m a bit upset you attacked me.”

I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror and my clothes were practically diced off. I had blood flecks in my eyes and nose and mouth and ears. They sure did a number on me, I looked like hell.

The two women again “spoke” briefly to each other with hand gestures.

I then saw on my tele they had beamed my account an extra 5000 credits. I wouldn’t say I trusted them, but I was a lot more trusting.

“So who are you guys?” I asked.

“We are merely tourists. We will leave once you have located our companion and she returns with us.”

Yeah, tourists, I can see that. Because Belvaille was so picturesque.

“Okay, I’ll take the job,” I said. “Tele me all the information you have on her and I’ll get to work on it tomorrow.”

We stood there, neither side moving. Water was spraying all over me and the pale women were watching me absently.

“You can leave now,” I said from the safety of my bathroom.

They turned and walked back to the living room.

I tried to put my toilet back in place, but it was busted pretty bad. I washed my hands and then washed my face. How did they get daggers in all those spots while I was moving? But they’re about as much tourists as I was a flower girl at a lesbian wedding.

I walked out of my bathroom and to the front door to make sure it was closed.

Out of nowhere one of the pale sisters leaped up, wrapped her legs around me, and kissed me on the lips!

She then did a backflip away, casually turned around, and left the apartment.

CHAPTER 4

I stepped outside the next morning and saw the corpse. I kept forgetting he was there. I looked at him closer.

Yup, still dead.

I felt I should give him a name seeing as he was my neighbor. And since I didn’t want to go digging through his corpse-y clothes hoping he had some identification.

Toby.

“Morning, Toby,” I said good-naturedly. “Keep an eye on things, will you?”

After an uneventful train ride I visited my tailor, Ioshiyn.

He had once been an enforcer and thug like me, but got half his face blown off in a fight and wisely called it quits. Now he had a shop and made clothes. Had a few assistants and seemed to be doing pretty well.

“Hank,” he said with a slight lisp due to his missing face, “what can I do for you?”

I placed my huge bag of pants on the table.

“Can you fix the legs on these? Since I lost my job I don’t have to worry about Sassy chewing them up anymore and I guess I should repair them.”

“Who’s Sassy?”

“That’s Cad’s Mallute. Big chewy thing,” I said, pointing my fingers downward to indicate fangs. “I don’t know why, but he always used to attack my right leg. Maybe it smelled like food.”

Ioshiyn looked at the torn clothes.

“Some of these are too far gone to sew up. But we can replace the leg. It might be cheaper to buy a new pair, though.”

“How about this?” I said, placing the pieces of my boot that the pale woman had cut on his counter.

“How’d you do that? Stick your foot into a thresher?”

“Long story.”

Ioshiyn looked it over but from his half-expression, the prognosis didn’t seem good.

“I can put it back together, but it won’t be nearly as strong as it was. Not with this material. I know you need durable boots. It might come apart again when you’re walking.”

I was trying to save more money and didn’t want to keep buying stuff. Technically I didn’t really need boots to protect my feet, but I needed them for traction. Walking barefoot on Belvaille’s metal surfaces gave me almost no grip.

“What kind of boots do you recommend for me? Cheaper is better.”

“Take a look at this,” Ioshiyn said, motioning me to follow him in back.

We went past racks of hanging clothes and his assistants stitching and pressing outfits.

Ioshiyn opened a pressurized container that hissed when it was cracked. He took from it a dark weave of fabric and handed it to me.

It was incredibly rough but very flexible.

“Try and tear it,” Ioshiyn said.

I twisted it and pulled, but it didn’t respond.

“What is it, some new kind of synth?” I asked.

“Therezian hair,” Ioshiyn said proudly.

“Wallow’s hair?”

“No, not Wallow. I don’t know who. This is just one hair that they cut and wove into a fabric. This stuff will last forever.”

“How much does it cost?” I asked, curious.

“I could make you some boots from it for about ten grand.”

I handed it back.

“What part of ‘cheaper’ didn’t you understand?”

“I was just showing off,” Ioshiyn said, as he carefully replaced the fabric. “I know how often you destroy boots being as heavy as you are. Eventually they would pay for themselves. Think of it, just one pair for the rest of your life. Only replace the insoles as they wore out.”

“I can’t afford them.” Then I got to thinking about it. “How do they get hair from a Therezian? Do they just hang around waiting for it to fall off?”

“I don’t know. Zadeck probably knows. Maybe Wallow sheds and he sells the hair. I should ask him.”

Zadeck was Wallow’s…boss, for lack of a better word. Therezians tended to attach themselves to someone even though they were individually about as self-sufficient as a species could be. Zadeck was just a sissy little Colmarian who owned a ritzy shopping block in the northeast. Wallow was the protector of the block, allowing the wealthy citizens of Belvaille more security than in the rest of the station. Not even the corporations dared step foot in there unannounced. A tank meant nothing to Wallow.

As I was about to return to the front of the store, I noticed a bunch of colored suits hanging on the wall.

“You make uniforms for the corporations?” I asked.

Ioshiyn seemed guilty.

“Yeah. They have their own tailors but I make the basic designs. They do all the alterations. It’s work.”

“You don’t have to apologize. Money is money. How many corporations are there?”

“I’ve done…whew, maybe fifteen different designs? About ten are regulars.”

“Ten corporations,” I said, marveling. “Seems like more. Do you make their armor too?”

“Oh, no, just clothes.”

“Damn, I was going to ask you what weapons would be good vs. their armor.”

“Heh. I don’t know. But I can tell you their clothes are really constrictive. Full body suits.”

That just reinforced the idea I was never going to be working for a corporation. Being forced to walk around in a sleeping bag…

“So what do you want me to do with your pants and boots?” Ioshiyn asked.

“Fix what you can, but if it’s going to cost more than new, obviously don’t try.”

“Okay.”

“I guess I’ll go barefoot for a while,” I said.

“You don’t have any shoes at all?”

“Oh, I got shoes, but I hate shoes. If I pivot on my foot I always tear them at the seams.”

“I’m telling you, Therezian hair is the way to go,” Ioshiyn tempted.

“Maybe I’ll climb up Wallow and go harvesting when he’s asleep.”

The plumber squatted in my bathroom, banging and beeping on his various tools.

“So can you fix it?” I asked.

“I don’t think so,” he said. “By the way, do you know you have a dead body outside?”

“Yeah. Why can’t you fix it?”

“Because when you sat on this you twisted the pipes clean out of the wall.”

“I didn’t break it by sitting on it,” I said, annoyed.

“It’s none of my business. Why don’t you use one of the toilets upstairs? This whole building is empty, right?”

“Because this is my apartment. I want my bathroom fixed. And I don’t want to walk upstairs every time I have to pee. I don’t walk up stairs very well either.”

“Pee in the shower,” the plumber offered helpfully. “Or move to one of the apartments in the next building. Then you can still be on the ground floor.”

“Then I’ll be that much farther from the train. Do you have any idea how long I’ve been in this apartment?”

“Long enough to bust a metal toilet clean from the wall.” He saw my reaction. “Look, Hank, I’m not trying to annoy you. Those pipes are all crooked. I don’t have the tools to cut them out and even if I straightened them they wouldn’t be sealed and your wall would leak.”

I stood there irked. I would have to charge the pale ladies more for this. Speaking of which:

“Hey, have you seen this woman?” I showed the tele picture to the plumber.

“I wish.” He kept staring at the image long after he had acknowledged not seeing her. I finally had to pull my tele from his hands.

“Is there anyone who can fix my wall?” I asked.

“I’m sure the tools are around, I just don’t have them. It’s not a one man job to cut through these buildings, you know. Why don’t you just put your toilet outside on the street? I mean you have this whole block to yourself, don’t you? I’d sure like to be able to come home and just have my crapper be waiting for me on the sidewalk.”

“That’s gross, man.”

He looked back at me.

“You got a dead body not five steps from your front door. Are you really worried about the property value?”

CHAPTER 5

Toby hadn’t changed much since I first saw him.

There were no rats or insects or much in the way of viruses or rampant bacteria on Belvaille. Most of that stuff was killed at quarantine and through ongoing sterilization.

The Colmarian Confederation had something like 50,000 species in it and countless inhabited planets. Couple that with space travel between them all and if we didn’t have good quarantine, our empire would have self-exterminated ages ago.

So Toby would lay here until I got rid of him as it would take forever to decompose. He didn’t even smell that bad. I knew plenty of live people who stank a hell of a lot worse.

He wouldn’t fit in my trash can and the nearest dumpster was in corporation territory. I tried to stay out of those areas because there was constant fighting between corporations—which also made it a bad place to be walking around with a corpse on your shoulder.

I would work it out later.

I went to visit my friend Delovoa. He and I had been through a lot together in the past.

Delovoa was a big-brained scientist who sold technology to anyone who wanted technology. Even the corporations used him because Belvaille was still far away. We had three Portals leading to Belvaille. But our population wasn’t large enough for it to be profitable to ship many specialty goods here.

The Navy controlled the Portals as they were insanely expensive pieces of hardware to manufacture and only empires could do it. Theoretically, ships could have their own a-drives which would in essence allow them to portal on their own, but only military vessels had them.

I had wondered how much the Navy would leave us alone once we became an Independent Protectorate, but they had mostly kept to their word. They leased from us a huge set of telescopes they used to eavesdrop on the rest of the galaxy, but other than that, they weren’t much of a presence here.

The Portals, however, were another matter. Sure, Belvaille was independent. Fat lot of good it will do you, though. If you want to go to the next system you need to use a Portal. And to approach the Portals you have to pass the Jam: about a half dozen Navy cruisers and a battleship.

They charge a toll to use the Portals. I heard for a large freighter the fee can be almost a million credits! That would be enough to buy a whole freighter—and not a bad one.

Belvaille going independent was the most profitable thing that ever happened in terms of the Colmarian Confederation, because they never made a single credit off us before.

I buzzed Delovoa’s door and waited. He had about the most secure home on the station because he also sold, and designed, automated security systems and he wasn’t going to skimp on himself.

After a while he finally opened the door.

“Hank! Long time,” he said, shaking my hand.

Delovoa had three eyes that blinked and looked independently of one another, which could take some getting used to. I usually just picked one and made eye contact with that. His head was somewhat of an upside-down pear shape and he was bald. He was a thin man and tended to wear lab clothes.

His insatiable curiosity had been a cause of problems in the past, but I bought most of my goods from him because he did excellent work. Delovoa’s place was massive. It was one of the few buildings that had a belowground space, which was where he kept most of his wares and did his tinkering.

“Do you make the body armor for the corporations?” I asked, as we walked through his basement.

“No, they do their own things like that.”

“Ioshiyn makes all their uniforms.”

“I highly doubt it,” Delovoa said dismissively.

“He does, I saw them hanging there. Like twenty different corporations.”

Delovoa’s three brows furrowed.

“How many people does he have working for him?”

“Just a couple that I saw,” I said.

“And just that one shop?”

“He’s not a franchise.”

This seemed like some mystery to Delovoa. But I think he was annoyed that someone was getting corporation business besides him. Not that he made clothes.

“Where are your shoes?” he said, finally noticing I was barefoot.

“I’m going to try and get them repaired. That’s why I was at Ioshiyn’s. But I’m here because I need a new gun,” I said.

“I don’t believe it, are you finally retiring your shotgun?” Delovoa asked, his eyes staccato blinking.

“I’d like to keep it, but I need something better. More power, smaller, maybe more bullets, and better accuracy.”

“That’s not really possible, Hank. But let me show you something. I was designing a gun just for you as a matter of fact. I was going to give it to you on Thad Elon’s Day.”

There were maybe a dozen Creation Myths for the Colmarian Confederation. Different regions believed different people or groups were responsible for the formation of our empire. No one knew for sure. Thad Elon was one of the more popular mythologies. Some people thought of him as a hero, other regions did nothing but use cuss words all day in commemoration. It really depended on whether you felt the Colmarian Confederation was an outrage or merely inept. There wasn’t a whole lot of middle ground.

In Delovoa’s basement we went past row after row of weapons and security systems and anti-security systems. I felt myself growing more excited.

“Here you go,” Delovoa smiled, spreading his arms magnanimously.

On the table in front of us was a seven-foot weapon of some kind. It had an absurdly long barrel surrounded by a metal cooling sleeve, a drum magazine underneath, two metal bars sticking out on the side—I think one was for your forehand—and a very bulky mechanism at the rear. It had no stock and the rear grip stuck out to the right side and instead of a trigger for your finger, it was long enough that you could put your whole hand on it. It was vastly bigger than Balday-yow’s machine gun.

“What the hell is that?” I asked.

“It’s an autocannon,” Delovoa said proudly. “They’re usually mounted on vehicles.”

“I’m not a vehicle,” I reminded him.

“This is what you wanted. It’s stronger—a lot stronger. It’s not smaller but—”

“No kidding it’s not smaller,” I interrupted.

I reached down and took hold of it where I thought my hands should go and tried to lift it. It didn’t move. I figured it was bolted to the table for testing, until it rolled a bit.

“Holy crap, how heavy is this thing?”

“About 300 pounds. Without ammo.”

“What?” I took out my shotgun. “This weighs about seven pounds. With ammo!”

“The shotgun era is over. Unless you’re going to shoot random citizens, that gun is no good. The autocannon is perfect for you. It’s just like your old plasma pistol.”

“My plasma pistol was even lighter than my shotgun,” I disagreed.

“But you scared people with it. You didn’t even have to shoot it. That,” he said, pointing to the autocannon, “will scare people.”

“Yeah, it scares me too. I can’t carry that around, I’ll break my arms.”

“Hank, I made this for you. You’re the only person on the station who could use it.” Delovoa’s eyes were wide and he was enthusiastic. “You control it with your weight, not your strength. It’s mounted on vehicles not because of their engines, but because they’re heavy and can handle the recoil. You could too. Straps attach to a metal-and-synth vest and the crossbar goes against your hip, so the weight is distributed across your body. You’d be an organic tank!”

“So what does it do?” I asked, slightly succumbing to his zeal.

“It shoots these,” he said, and reached into a metal box behind him and pulled out a one foot shell.

“You’re kidding. I’m not looking to invade a planet,” I said.

“This is an armor piercing round. Remember those Dredel Led you fought—by hand? You fire this: boom. End of fight.”

I took hold of the shell. It alone weighed nearly as much as my shotgun. I had once gotten in a battle with some angry robots from another empire. I had no effective means of fighting them other than my plasma pistol, which was now destroyed. I took quite a beating from them.

“It can punch a hole through the weak side of a tank and has an effective range of four miles,” Delovoa continued.

“Four miles? I can’t even see four miles. What’s the point of that?”

“I didn’t say you could see four miles. I’m saying that if it’s pitch black and you can’t see your hand in front of your face this thing will shoot four miles. So know what’s in front of you. Actually, that’s just its effective range. It would probably go twice that distance.”

“So if I’m standing at City Hall I can shoot someone loading at the port?” This gun was losing more of its appeal.

“It also shoots these,” Delovoa said quickly, and pulled out another shell about the same size, but had a different tip and was painted red. “That’s a high-explosive round. Actually, you probably shouldn’t use those. But it shoots these too.”

He quickly handed me another shell that looked like a gigantic shotgun shell because it had a flat end.

“That’s a canister round. It works similar to your shotgun in concept.”

“Really?” That interested me. I really liked my shotgun because I wasn’t very fast and couldn’t aim that well. It let me shoot in the general direction of someone and still hit.

“Yeah. Your shotgun shoots two ounces of steel pellets at about 1500 feet per second. The canister rounds shoot about two pounds of tungsten ball bearings at around 2800 feet per second.”

“What does all that mean? Like if I shot someone wearing body armor, what would happen?”

“Let’s put it this way. If you stood in the middle of the street and fired, everything in front of you within maybe two blocks would die.”

I shook my head vigorously as I tried to comprehend that.

“When am I ever going to want to do that, Delovoa?”

“You don’t have to,” Delovoa implored. He really wanted me to like his gun. “People will see that weapon and run. And you can use any of the other shell types. Though you probably shouldn’t use the high-explosive. I have the magazine set so you can manually switch between shell types. It holds two of each.”

“So what’s the high-explosive do?”

“It shoots like the armor piercing, except when it hits something it explodes.”

“So like a grenade launcher?”

“Well, like three or four grenade launchers.”

I shook my head again.

“You know we live in a city, right? On a space station.”

“Hank, none of these rounds, not even the armor piercing, will penetrate walls. So the fact it can shoot four miles—or eight miles—doesn’t matter much because you’ll hit a building before then.”

I was still really skeptical. Most importantly because I wasn’t sure if I could lug this thing around. I didn’t think it would be very intimidating if I was dragging it.

“Delovoa, I just don’t want to be one of those guys who carry some stupid big gun because he’s insecure. I just want a more powerful version of what I have.”

“Well I want to be princess of Eultar’ra 7,” he answered.

“Huh?”

“Hank, I’m basically giving you your plasma pistol back. Look at that. There is no one who won’t be afraid of that gun. I doubt you’d ever have to shoot it.”

“What would it do to Wallow?” I asked.

“Wallow?” Delovoa seemed to think about this for a bit. “I guess he’d notice being shot. But I doubt it would bother him.”

He saw my disappointed reaction.

“Hank, Wallow is basically you only five times bigger, twenty times stronger, and twenty times harder to hurt. Therezians can actually survive being in space—for a little while.”

“So how much does this mess cost? I just lost my job.”

Delovoa looked a bit embarrassed.

“Well, I mean, it’s free. I figure I owe you, for, you know.”

I could do free, unwieldy or not.

“Thanks. I appreciate that. I’m not promising I’ll use it. But I’ll give it a try.”

“Don’t thank me too much. I’m charging for the ammunition. Which costs a fortune.”

CHAPTER 6

“Wish me luck, Toby,” I said.

I was concerned about carrying my new autocannon in public for the first time. It was not exactly inconspicuous.

The gun was too long to sling straight up and down on my back; I had to carry it at an angle so it didn’t scrape along the ground. I also had to lean over a bit to counter the weight, but I found if I walked with my arms folded in front of me—which probably looked really stupid—it helped offset.

Now that I had some cash in my pocket from the pale sisters, I was going to splurge on a restaurant that had actual fresh food.

Upscale eatery Chand actually imported live animals in containers and didn’t kill them until preparation. It was so much tastier than the months-old freeze-dry stuff that nearly every other restaurant carried.

Once I got there, I tried to step inside the restaurant and the autocannon broke the glass on the door. I then turned reflexively and knocked part of the metal frame out.

I feared that I would get stuck in the doorway and look like a total moron, so I quickly bent over and forced my way in, practically ripping the door off its hinges.

With my head down I rushed to my usual table at the side of the restaurant. But on getting there I realized if I tried to sit, my autocannon would touch the floor before my butt touched the seat. And because of the straps connected to me I would be suspended in the air by my gun.

So I disconnected all the buckles and swung the heavy weapon onto the ground beside the table, where it landed with a loud bang. I took my seat and picked up my menu and began reading it carefully. After a few moments I looked over to see if the restaurant had taken notice of me.

Every single set of eyes was staring. People had frozen with their cups poised at their lips and forks full of food. I saw the waiters grouped at a distance seemingly arguing about who was going to have to approach me and take my order.

This was exactly what I was hoping wouldn’t happen.

As I thought it couldn’t get any worse, Rendrae sat at my table in the seat across from me.

Rendrae operated the sole news source on Belvaille: the tele-distributed newspaper The News. Before the corporations came, it was a hard-hitting journalistic rag that knew everything about everyone and didn’t mind telling. But now it was just a corporate mouthpiece and other than Rendrae’s weekly op-ed, wasn’t really worth reading.

Rendrae was an overweight man with a greenish complexion that made him look sick. He wore business clothes that looked like an amalgamation of all the different corporation colors and logos.

“Hank,” he greeted me, smiling.

“Rendrae.”

“That’s a nice…” he began, looking down at my gun and waiting for me to finish.

“Autocannon.”

“Autocannon!” He agreed. “I was going to get one myself.”

I looked over to the waiters and now they were shoving one another, but none was any closer to offering me food.

“So,” he continued “have you come to kill everyone?”

“Hoping to order some food, eventually.”

“Yeah. I usually bring a Navy cruiser when I go out to eat, but to each his own.”

“Shouldn’t you be not reporting on stuff?” I fired. “Or placing more advertisements for the corporations?”

“The corporations are top stories, Hank. You don’t have to like it,” Rendrae said defensively.

“I remember when The News used to be just that. People read it every day.”

Rendrae looked weary and stood.

“I guess you know everything, Hank. I’ll leave you to…” he motioned to the table, my autocannon, me, “whatever this is.” And he walked away.

I ate a good while and let my food settle. I was kind of hoping to wait long enough so that I could use the bathroom at the restaurant, so I wouldn’t have to deal with my broken toilet at home. But I didn’t have to go.

I paid for my food, paid for the door, and strapped my gun back on and left.

At home, I hadn’t even started to take my autocannon off when I saw three uniformed Navy soldiers in my living room.

I had been in the Navy for maybe a month with the rank of Oberhoffman—though they technically never paid me. I wasn’t even sure if I was still in the Navy come to think of it.

But one of the soldier’s uniforms I recognized as being a low-ranking officer. The other two, who were armed with light machine guns, were enlisted men.

“Are you Hank?” the officer asked.

Last time I had acknowledged that to some intruders in my living room, I got a knife up the butt.

“No,” I lied. And this worried me.

Because I realized that somehow, over the course of my life, I had become a very bad liar. I remember when lying was second nature. I would go someplace and on the way I would think up excuses for why I was early and think up excuses for why I was late. I’m not sure how, but I lost that ability completely.

The soldiers exchanged glances and the officer checked his tele.

“You’re not Hank? What is your name?”

I stood there in a panic. My name? I’m taking too long. People usually know their names right quick. I was drawing a blank. I kept thinking “Hank,” but that’s not what I wanted to say.

“Frank!” I finally blurted.

I saw the officer’s face twist, as if he was trying to figure out if I was insulting him.

“Frankerson,” I added quickly. Then I put my hand slowly to my head and rubbed my sinuses. Really, where did it go? I couldn’t even lie to the Navy.

“Your name is Frank Frankerson?” the officer asked in a leaden voice.

“I’m Hank. What do you want?”

“You will need to come with us,” he said.

I had an autocannon on my back. And while I had no idea what it would do to three unarmored Colmarian Navy soldiers standing ten feet away from me, I had to imagine it wouldn’t be pretty. But the Navy had tens of thousands of troops floating nearby in warships. And what they could do to me was ultimately not prettier.

I didn’t feel like toting my autocannon around any longer, my lower back was getting sore. So I took the time to take it off and we left my apartment.

The soldiers completely ignored Toby on my stairs.

From my brief time in the Navy I found soldiers don’t even perceive things not in their direct orders. If a bunch of alien invaders went marching down the street right now these men probably wouldn’t even blink. It’s not because they were lazy, it’s just that if they acknowledge something illegal, they had to do something about it. I guess it was because they were lazy.

We walked to the train and headed east.

As we were sitting there, all the passengers studiously avoiding us, I decided to try and make conversation.

“You know I was an Oberhoffman in the Navy,” I said helpfully.

The officer gave me a dull expression.

“Higher rank than you,” I muttered.

We took a transfer and finally exited the train near the port and walked the rest of the way.

“We’re going to the port?” I asked. But no one answered me.

Fine, I wasn’t going to tell them about my special relationship with zero gravity. Or that I just ate a really big meal of recently-alive food.

We crammed into a shuttle and I whistled happily, knowing what was about to happen. As soon as we exited the dock and weightlessness took hold, I threw up all over the shuttle.

The formerly-silent soldiers all began cursing and scrambling to try and contain the spill and get out of its way.

At first only a bit came out. Then I sat up and looked at what had just exited my mouth and was now floating languidly in front of me. That got the rest out. Live food looks unbelievably disgusting half-digested.

Sitting there with my stomach empty, I now felt pretty bad, because that was a really expensive meal.

I had totally wrecked this shuttle. I couldn’t even see where we were going through the front screen because there were all these multi-colored globules of my sick twirling around.

After some moments of this, a soldier also threw up. If I had anything left, I would have certainly lost it, but I was bone dry. They had little bags to try and collect it, but it was just everywhere.

Seeing it spin actually made me think the animal I had just eaten had gotten a second lease on life. It was now roaming the seas of space freer than it had ever been.

When we docked with whatever ship we had travelled to, it was back to artificial gravity. Splat. We were all covered.

We exited the shuttle looking like we were famous musicians who had just come from a month of pure debauchery on some alcohol-brewing planet.

The deck officer that met us momentarily had his mouth open in surprise, but he quickly straightened out.

Without a word we marched through the ship. I wasn’t especially familiar with Navy vessels. I had only ever been on a few: a dreadnought, which was about the size of Belvaille, and a medical sloop. Navy ships were the antithesis of the Colmarian Confederation in that they were orderly and efficient.

After a while the soldiers deposited me in front of a door and left.

I was actually alone in a hallway in front of the closed door. What if I just walked away? I didn’t know how to fly a ship and if I got in one I’d probably just get sick again.

As I was pondering this, the door suddenly opened.

“General,” I said, surprised.

General Mush’tathina and I had met before, when the Navy had declared martial law. He was one of the guys I had negotiated Belvaille’s independence with.

I did not like him.

He was a grim man, stocky and grizzled. He had a bunch of medals on his chest and his face had numerous medical implants protruding which made him look meaner than he really was—and he was plenty mean. He wore a pistol on his belt and he didn’t look like he would be uncomfortable using it.

He looked at me and my mess.

“Sit down,” he said, motioning behind him.

I entered his office which was about as inviting as a bulkhead. It was all hard metal and rivets with not a decoration or family portrait in sight. I suspected the General was the kind of guy that would have spare metal brought in to make his office extra-clunky.

There was a metal stool in front of his desk and a torn-up old chair behind it which he sat in. Then he immediately stood up, leaned over his desk, and put his fists on it.

I sat on the stool and my fat ass caused the legs to give out and I fell on my back. I then went over and sat against the wall, because I didn’t feel like standing in front of him.

“Our people say there are battles not five blocks from our telescope installations. Bombs going off everywhere. Even heavy armor trading fire. Why do you people need sixty-ton tanks?”

“Well, what do you think I can do? Why don’t you drag some of the corporations here and make them fall on your chair?”

“I’m talking to you. What can you do to square this? I can’t have those telescopes jeopardized.”

I shrugged.

“I’m not a soldier. Wait. Am I? Am I still an Oberhoffman? Because if I am, you guys owe me a lot of back pay.”

He eyed me with loathing, his lip curled. But I think that was the same look he gave to puppies and snowflakes, so after a while it really lost its impact.

“Do you know anything about this?” he asked. And he held his tele up on his desk at an angle I couldn’t see because I was sitting on the ground. He didn’t even point it towards me. Such a jerk.

I got to my feet and walked over. It was some technical readout.

I shrugged again.

“We have reason to believe this device is on Belvaille.”

“Okay,” I began uncertainly. “And you care because?”

“It is Navy property.”

“Cool,” I said, uninterested.

“I want you to secure it and return it.”

This guy was a terrible negotiator.

“Well, we all want stuff we can’t have. I’d like to be a professional gymnast but I can’t touch my toes. It’s been a great talk, General.”

I walked towards the door when I heard the General draw his pistol and point it at me. I started to laugh until he clicked on the power and a scintillating red glow burst from a crystal in the middle section of the barrel. It hurt my eyes to look at it, but I couldn’t help looking. There was also a deep rumble that vibrated my whole body in this enclosed metal coffin.

He had an Ontakian plasma pistol pointed right at my head.

I had been on the shooting side of one of those a few times and even that was a harsh experience. Mine had melted clean through multiple walls in Belvaille like they were butter.

I might be bulletproof, but that gun didn’t shoot bullets.

“So how can I help you?” I asked, suddenly very interested in being of assistance.

He clicked off the power.

“How long until you can find it?” the General asked as if he hadn’t just threatened me with an alien artifact.

“I don’t want to appear unhelpful, but I don’t even know what it is.”

“It’s a weapon. A very dangerous one. We have reason to believe the party will try and sell it.”

“The corporations would probably handle that. And if they do, I won’t have any insight into it.”

“No, they won’t touch it. You all can get away with a lot, but not that much. Not this.”

That gave me pause. But it also meant I did have a shot at finding it. Because it would be circulating in the normal black market and not some weird corporate circles.

“I need more information. I can’t put out feelers that I’m looking for a Navy weapon. That could be anything.”

The General looked at me hard. Well, harder than usual. We stood there having a staring contest until my eyeballs felt like sandpaper.

“It’s a disintegrator. It destroys matter,” he stated finally. “We don’t want the design to fall into the wrong hands.”

I didn’t know a lot about science, but:

“That’s not possible,” I said, trying desperately to remember my physics class from more than a century and a half ago.

“It’s a converted a-drive core. It works.”

Wow.

“Okay, fine. But how can I find that? That’s too hot to sell. Even on Belvaille. If they’re smart they’ll sit on it and wait. Maybe transfer it to Ank where they can handle a transaction like that.”

The General seemed to struggle with the next bit.

“They can’t wait too long because they know we’re looking for it and they can’t ship it off that station or we’ll scan it.”

“This sounds like a really terrible job. You’re a nice guy and all, but finding a busted a-drive core that has the power to make me not exist…I don’t know. I’m just not feeling it.”

“We will reimburse you.”

“You think?”

“How much would you require to return it?”

“Like a million credits!” I said flippantly.

“If you can recover it safely and in working order, we will pay you a million credits.”

The General started working on what I could see was a contract. A million credits! Not even in the headiest days of old Belvaille had I ever made that much money on a job. Not even close.

Damn, I should have said ten million!

CHAPTER 7

“When you send some prospective clients my way, don’t mention my mutations, please,” I told Garm in her office at City Hall.

“What, you’re upset some women beat you up? I thought you liked that.”

“Ho ho ho.”

Garm’s office was resplendent with finery and artwork and every stick of furniture was covered in precious metals. If the rooms outside weren’t filled with dozens of security guards, this would be a great place to rob.

Garm herself was wearing black synth boots and a black synth business suit tailored to fit. I think her intention was to confuse men as to whether they were supposed to be turned on or frightened. She wore a pistol around her thigh and was pretty good with it.

Garm was an excellent fighter overall, she was quick. Come to think of it, she was a lot like those pale ladies. She just used a gun instead of a knife and didn’t dress like a sadistic exotic dancer.

“Hey, are those women looking for you?” I asked her.

“What do you mean?” Garm was examining blueprints as she spoke to me.

“Are you the person they’re trying to locate?”

Her face scrunched up in confusion.

“That makes no sense whatsoever. Why would they be looking for me?”

“They didn’t tell me why. I’m just asking.”

“They already spoke to me. That’s how they found you. They don’t need three people to find me when they just asked me for a reference. I mean, I’m right here,” she said, extending her arms.

“Okay. Take it easy.”

“You’ve spent too much time as a bouncer and forgot how to work real jobs, I think,” she said, returning to her work.

“Doorman,” I corrected.

“Oh yeah, one step above chauffer and one below waiter.”

“When did you become an elitist?” I asked.

“What are you talking about? I’ve always been an elitist.”

That’s true. Garm really liked money and all things money.

“I need to access the videos at check-in,” I said.

“Then do it. You know everyone here. What the hell are you carrying?”

“It’s an autocannon. Delovoa made it for me.”

She rolled her eyes.

“Boys and their toys.”

“It can shoot high-explosive grenades,” I stated indignantly.

“I’m sure you’ll have a lot of use for that. Now let me see you try and stand up straight without falling backwards. Where are your shoes? You’re going to get Hank-sweat all over my rugs.”

“I’m getting them repaired. You do the trash pick-up, right?”

“Waste Removal. That’s 4th floor. Why?”

“I need a corpse taken away.”

“Who’d you kill?” she asked absently.

“No one, the body was just there. I don’t even know him.”

“Then why do you care?”

“Why do people keep asking that? What if there was a corpse here in your office?”

She looked up from her work.

“How would a corpse get in my office? Pick the lock and then die celebrating?”

“I’m going to bring it here and leave it on your chair. Then laugh.”

She went back to her labors.

“Fine.”

“Hey, can I use your bathroom?” I asked, knowing she had a private bathroom and it was really plush and clean.

“No.”

“Why not?” I asked, offended.

“Because you wouldn’t ask if you just had to urinate. That bathroom isn’t well-ventilated and I know how much you eat. I don’t want it stinking for the next three hours.”

“You suck,” I said, as I left her office.

“I got you a job, didn’t I?” she called after me.

On the 4th floor I visited the Waste Removal team.

The hallway ended at a protective plastic shield behind which sat a guy looking bored. He had a huge white beard and dull eyes and he was reading The News.

“Hi,” I shouted through the bubble. “I’d like to schedule a trash pick-up.”

The bearded man kept reading. At first I wondered if the bubble was soundproof, which would be very inconvenient as far as customer service went. But he eventually put down his tele and looked at me.

“You want a six month contract or one year?” he asked with a voice as white-bearded as his face.

“No, I just want you to pick up one thing,” I had lowered my voice because his grumbly whisper came through fine so I figured mine did as well.

“We don’t do ‘one things.’”

“I’ll pay you guys,” I said.

“Yes,” he said without enthusiasm. “We are a business.”

“It’s not even large. It won’t take more than five minutes.”

He seemed to briefly struggle between returning to reading or acknowledging me.

“What is it?”

“Well, it’s a body,” I said weakly.

“A body.” He looked back to his tele and I could see I was losing.

“It’s a small body. And it’s not even decomposed.”

“So a dead body?”

“Well, yeah. I’m not going to ask you to take a live body.”

“Of course not,” he said with absolutely no inflection, but which somehow still reeked sarcasm.

“I didn’t kill it,” I offered helpfully.

“Where is this body?”

“It’s right in front of my door.”

“It’s on Hank Block in front of your door, but you didn’t kill it?”

So this guy knew who I was and was still acting like this? I had really lost my touch.

“What’s it matter if I did?”

“Now you’re changing your story?”

“What are you, a crime investigator? I just want one piece of garbage taken away.”

“A cadaver isn’t garbage,” he stated.

Sanctimonious trash man.

“How much does it cost for a six month contract?”

“Depends on volume. But the minimum is 500 a week.”

That’s not going to happen.

“Garm said it was alright for you guys to make this one delivery.”

He stared at me a moment.

“You’re a terrible liar.”

I looked at the supports of the bubble. I bet I could push out the lower part and squeeze through that way.

He saw what I was doing and flipped a switch under the desk. A metal curtain began to lower slowly.

“Hey! What’s your name! Hey!”

He had gone back to reading as the curtain closed and locked.

I gave it a push and it rippled a bit, but didn’t dent. I’d find him later.

I went to the tape archives where they stored the information from quarantine, the docks, and check-in.

Buddl was there so I grabbed him. He used to be one of the security guards who actually checked people at the dock, but he was a manager now.

He was very angular and I remember when he wasn’t overweight he had a lot of women interested in him because he looked cut. Almost like a comic book character with square jaw and cheek bones. Now that he was older and let himself go, instead of big and round like most people, he was big and square. He looked funny. You could practically use his head as a straight rule.

The pale ladies had sent me what info they had on their friend. It wasn’t a lot, but I could cross-reference it with docking logs.

Buddl and I were in a dark office filled with screens, trying to work out which tapes to get. I put my autocannon against the wall.

“Is that a vacuum cleaner?” Buddl asked.

“Does it look like a vacuum cleaner?”

“No, it looks like a really big gun.”

“Then why did you ask if it was a vacuum cleaner?”

“Look at this carpet,” he reasoned.

The carpet was indeed filthy, but I didn’t get how that logic flowed, so I ignored it.

After a bit of calculations, we deduced that there were about forty-five hours’ worth of tapes to review. And that wasn’t even fast-forwarding through. That was a solid forty-five hours with a dozen different cameras, scanners, and biometrics.

It would take weeks to go through all these tapes.

I gave Buddl 100 credits and he set me up and grabbed me some coffee. He said to call him if I had any questions or needed anything. I made a note to praise him to Garm and slander that unhelpful trash guy.

The scan data was really cool. I had never seen actual scans. All these Colmarians coming through were really different in terms of biology. I was immune to scanning. I was too dense. Not even a hospital could get any information when they put sensors inside me.

I watched tapes for about three hours until my neck hurt. I had to keep looking at all the different screens and different angles and my fingers were starting to flub the keys. I figured I should come back tomorrow and continue. I was worried I would get too tired and miss the person.

Now I would try and buy myself a disintegrator.

CHAPTER 8

“Come on, Hexpin, just talk to me,” I pleaded.

I was pursuing the person in question down Dolgente Block.

Hexpin was an old-timer, spry and wrinkled. He had wisps of white hair floating around the top of his head like a smoky halo, though he was certainly no angel. He had been a major black market shipper for decades. He was fast on his feet despite his age. I guess he had to be.

Since the change in Belvaille, there technically was no more black side of the market. But there were still things even too sticky for an Independent Protectorate to openly admit.

He was the third person I visited and he got me interested because he immediately became uncomfortable and shifty when I broached the subject of a stolen Navy device. Now I was running after him down the street.

“What’s the problem, we’re only talking,” I said.

“No.” He suddenly turned to me, pointing. “What you’re talking about is dangerous.”

“What danger?” I asked. “Who’s going to arrest you?”

He looked around again and stepped in close and whispered.

“I’ll do a lot of stuff, but I don’t mess with technology. Navy technology. That’s life in prison. Or death if you’re lucky. Navy guns, passes, security, whatever. Fine. Hell, I’d sell a destroyer if I could get my hands on one. But breaking the Tech Codes,” he shook his head, his eyes wide with fear, as if even completing the sentence was too risky.

“You know me, I’m not going to rat anyone.”

“We’re on a station that has Navy observation telescopes!” He shouted, then remembered himself and hunched back down. “There are spies everywhere.”

“Oh, come on. What’s there to spy on?”

“I don’t know,” he said, feigning ignorance, “you’re the one looking for something.”

“Do you know anyone else who might have some information? I can kick you a finder’s fee of course.”

“Try Delovoa, he’s always messing with crazy things.”

“I know he doesn’t have anything. This would be recent. Come on, someone’s got to have said something, such as searching for transport off Belvaille.”

“And run the Jam carrying stolen Navy tech? Good luck with that.”

Hexpin’s eyes suddenly went large and he said:

“Corps. Blow,” and he took off running.

“What?”

I turned to where he was looking and saw an armored personnel carrier driving at the end of the street. Was I in corporation territory?

The APC started to drive forward and I suspected it was going to turn around. It was dark blue with six massive wheels and a large number of metal windows in the side that were closed. It had no obvious armaments and it was about a hundred yards away.

The APC turned completely sideways to me and stopped. The windows all slid open and I saw movement inside.

I stood there watching all this completely oblivious. Until all the windows lit up with the muzzle flashes from machine guns!

Bullets were whizzing by me, striking the street, and hitting me square.

I immediately covered myself with my arms and put my head down.

I could feel from the impact that the guns were fairly heavy caliber. I couldn’t tell how many were shooting but it was more than two and less than six.

I moved to the side of the street and the machine gun fire followed me, pelting me all over. It was about equivalent to a normal person getting hit with rocks thrown at medium velocity. It wasn’t lethal, but it also wasn’t how I liked to spend my afternoons.

Let me tell you, your ability to think clearly when four machine guns are drilling you completely vanishes. I was crouched against a building but that didn’t help at all, I just heard the noisy ricochets from the wall.

I moved back towards the center of the street and started slowly walking backwards, my head down, and my arms covering my face and neck. This stupid autocannon was slowing me down.

Wait. I had an autocannon.

I turned sideways and leaned away from the APC to try and shield myself so I could use my hands.

I had never actually practiced taking it out. I probably should have done that.

The straps were not shifting right, it was too tight on my shoulders, and the gun wouldn’t swing around.

I got shot in the little toe. I was barefoot and I almost fell down it hurt so much.

“Ah!” I yelled, and stood on one foot for a moment.

I took a deep breath and tried to calm myself. I wasn’t going to free my gun by forcing it. I got shot in the ear and yelped.

Finally I turned the gun from my back and had it beside me. One long bar was in front of me across my hips. The metal straps put weight on my shoulders. From the side I probably looked like a suspension bridge with the cables attached to the gun. I held the left grip to keep the gun steady.

Okay, what kind of round should I use?

Budda dudda dudda!

Armor piercing. The autocannon wasn’t really auto. I had to manually chamber the round by sliding an enormous bolt. While I was holding this seven-foot gun with just one hand and the straps, I was tipped over and the barrel was touching the road.

I swiveled and faced the APC with my gun about as situated as I could make it. I had my head down because I didn’t want to get shot in the eyes.

But…how was I going to aim this thing?

The gun rested against my waist. It didn’t have any sights on it even if I had my eye above the barrel. My head was more than three feet higher than the barrel and I couldn’t tell what angle it was at. For all I knew I could be aiming fifteen feet high.

Just shoot.

Should I say it, though? My catchphrase. I always say it. But when I say it, bad stuff happens.

A bullet somehow hit me square between the eyes, even with my head down. I felt it deflect over on my cheek and my eye closed and stayed closed.

“Eat suck, suckface!” I yelled.

The trigger was incredibly stiff. I’d guess it took twenty-five pounds to pull. Delovoa had said he made it like that because the gun had no safety and it would be a big deal if it went off by accident.

I kept squeezing and squeezing and I suddenly worried the gun didn’t work.

Kachooom!

I saw a five-foot fireball erupt out of the end of the barrel.

The gun was basically on my right side. It even extended a little ways behind me. Because of that, the recoil of the autocannon was primarily on my right. But I was fastened to this gun with metal straps and the crossbar and of course my hands.

What happened was, I got hurled about two feet into the air, I spun 180 degrees, and I flew about five feet backwards.

When I landed, I was face down with the gun under me and my arms still holding onto it. I had been turned in such a perfectly-opposite direction that my knees bent and my feet were sticking up in the air.

It took me a few seconds to realize where I was and what happened. I had never moved that fast in my life.

The problem was I couldn’t get up. I was lying on top of my arms which were pinned under the gun. I had a tough time doing a pushup in the best circumstances let alone being chained to a loaded autocannon.

I wasn’t entirely sure how vehicle fights went, but I was pretty sure that lying on my chin facing the wrong direction wasn’t the best way to do it.

I rocked back and forth to try and get free.

“Come on!” I yelled.

I managed to pull my left arm out. With that I was able to push myself onto my side and get to my knees. I cycled the empty shell out of the gun and stood up. I watched the APC a moment and saw some smoke but I didn’t know if that was engine exhaust or the machine gun gunpowder or what.

I reloaded another armor piercing round and took some time to adjust the straps on the autocannon, which had become somewhat twisted. I was afraid if I fired again they might strangle me.

But the APC was silent.

Was that it?

I backed away from the corporate vehicle, keeping the autocannon at the ready. When I got far enough away, I turned and hurried as best I could from the scene.

I didn’t know if I had won or they were all too busy laughing to continue shooting.

CHAPTER 9

I was in Deadsouth laying low.

Well, not too low since I was walking around the streets barefoot with an autocannon on my back. I wasn’t sure if the corporation would be unhappy I destroyed their APC. I wasn’t even sure I destroyed it. But I didn’t want to take chances.

My eye and toe hurt and I had a general throb along my whole body from the hundred or so bullets that had nailed me.

Deadsouth was still Deadsouth despite the changes Belvaille had gone through. Belvaille used to have street names based on numbers and letters but after we became independent, every little boss and corporation wanted their own blocks. Even I got my own. But no one bothered to rename Deadsouth. I was on 84th and V Block.

The inhabitants and area looked the same. The lowest of the low. The addicts and alcoholics and mental cases and those who just stopped caring.

“Damn, boy! Well ain’t you just a meat-fed so-and-so!”

A tall, youngish, handsome man with blonde hair stood next to me. He had a beatific smile that went from ear-to-ear and probably tied with a ribbon at the back of his head.

“You look like you could lift a pulsar and stop it pulsing.” He said it like it was the most fantastically important thing in his life. He felt my bicep and recoiled in shock. “Goldor’s crooked teeth, what are you made of, iron?”

“No,” I stated. I looked around to see if this was a set-up, but I couldn’t figure out what the punch line could be.

“What’s your name, son?” He put out his hand.

“Hank.” I shook.

“Hank. Just Hank?”

“Yeah.”

“That’s what I like about this part of the Confederation. All straight talk. Yes, sir. No ma’am. Corned beef and ham. Don’t break my hand! Woo! My name is Bronze Badel Bardel. Say that three times fast and you get a prize. Up to a three credit value,” he said, holding his hand up by his mouth conspiratorially. “Yeah, my parents had a sense of humor. How long you been around here? I’m new myself.”

“You mean in Deadsouth or Belvaille?” I asked. Bronze was a jovial person. He just oozed it. I found myself grinning just listening to him and I had very recently been worked over by a bunch of heavy machine guns.

“Whatever you want to tell me,” he responded. He put his hands in his pants pockets then quickly took them out. As if he couldn’t stand still that long.

“I’ve been on Belvaille maybe 140 years or—” I started.

“Wow!” He said, and pretended to keep his hat from blowing off his head from that information, but he wasn’t wearing a hat. “Hey, I need you to show me around. This place is so confusing. One minute you’re on 22nd Street then you take three steps and it’s Jagnope’s Nosesocket Avenue. I feel like I’ve been walking in circles but they say that’s impossible because the city is a square. Figures I’d even screw that up.”

“I need to clean up a bit and I have to stick around here a while.” I didn’t want to tell too much to this stranger and he got that.

“Sure! Sure! I don’t mean to pry. If you want, you can step into my pad right over there and you can do what you need. I got a few credits to my name and I’ll buy you a drink.”

I had been planning on basically breaking into one of the many abandoned apartments in this area and using the facilities. But I might as well have some company.

“That sounds great Bronze, uh,” I had forgotten all his name. He spoke so fast.

“Just call me Bronze. Or Badel. Or Bardel. Whatever it is, I’ve been called worse.”

We walked a few blocks. People literally were lying on the sidewalks and in the street. No vehicles drove around here. There was no reason. The people here probably didn’t know Belvaille had changed at all.

We went into a building and headed up the stairs. Bronze took them three at a time, but I was not a fast stair-climber. I was even slower carrying an autocannon and tired from my ordeals.

At the first landing, Bronze stopped and looked back. I had gone up maybe four steps. He chuckled and then watched me for a few moments as I struggled on.

“I thought you were pulling my leg there, Hank. But I guess a guy as big as you can’t also be quick on his feet. I’d say take the elevator, but it’s broke. And I’d offer to give you a hand but I think you’d pull me down the stairs.”

“It’s fine,” I huffed. “Please tell me you’re not on the top floor.”

“Just one more flight,” he said congenially.

I finally got up, sweating and my back tired.

He opened the door to his apartment and I noticed absently he didn’t use a key or code. He held the door for me and I went in first.

Inside it was spare, with barely any furniture and only some small boxes on the floor.

There was a man inside hurriedly digging through the boxes while on his knees. He had long orange hair, a torn black synth coat, and a long scraggly beard. He looked up at our entrance and his eyes bugged out in panic.

Bronze slipped by me at the door.

“Hey, brother, what can I help you with?” Bronze asked the man in good humor.

The man didn’t answer. He looked at Bronze and looked at me. Particularly me.

“We were about to fix ourselves something to drink, you want anything?” Bronze continued.

No reply.

“Do you know him?” I asked Bronze.

“Nope.”

Bronze walked into his kitchen and I heard him clanging around with what sounded like cups and bottles and cabinets.

I was blocking the door and the man in the room seemed acutely aware of that.

I took my autocannon off my back and swung it around to my front, holding it like I meant business. Every gun means business, that’s what they’re for. Laugh all you want at a little .22, you get shot by one you’re not laughing. But an autocannon that hurls a grenade four or eight or whatever miles, takes business to a whole other level. It was an advanced degree in business.

I motioned with my head to the door and stepped aside.

The guy who had been going through Bronze’s things took the hint and in one motion got to his feet and ran past me without looking back.

Bronze entered the room with three cups of mismatched colors and sizes. He seemed surprised it was just us.

“Where did that other guy go?”

“I don’t know,” I said, closing the door. “Bronze, you’re in Deadsouth now. You need to lock your door.”

“What for? I don’t have nothing to steal. I don’t even pay rent here, doesn’t seem right I should be barricading the place.”

“Someone could slit your throat while you’re sleeping,” I explained.

“Seems like an awful hassle to get some dirty socks. Bathroom is through there. Take a swig of this. It’s not good, mind you.”

I disconnected my autocannon and put it on the ground. It was so nice to be free from its bulk. I thought it was pretty cool that Bronze hadn’t even mentioned it.

I drank from the cup as Bronze pounded his.

I might not be the richest guy in the galaxy any more, but I was used to drinking good booze. I could hardly swallow this and when I did I coughed and got some in my nasal passages which was probably worse than a machine gun bullet to the eye.

“Yeah, not the best, I know,” he said.

I tried to recover and make conversation, but my nose burned and I was on the verge of sneezing.

“Wh-what do you do here on Belvaille?” I finally got out.

“Mostly I’m avoiding twelve ex-wives,” he laughed. “Or thirteen depending on who you’re going to believe. I heard there was good jobs here and no one bothered you.”

“Good jobs? Who said that?” I asked skeptically. I can’t think of any time when Belvaille was exactly a boomtown.

“Hey, I got this nice apartment. I got all the water I can drink, all the showers I can take, and I got free food,” he said, like Deadsouth was paradise.

“Where do you get free food?” Food was probably my greatest expense.

“I work at restaurants here and there. Do the dishes. Scrub the bathrooms. Man, you guys sure do a number on the toilets. It’s all that space food, I think.”

“That work doesn’t bother you?” I asked.

“Hank, I was a hard rock digger for ten years on three different planets,” he said. Then he flashed those wonderful teeth again. “Belvaille is a sweet slab of honey. You got a space station, not even orbiting a star, a million billion trillion miles from anything and it’s not only working, it’s luxurious. You got people sleeping in the streets without a care. Perfect temperature day or night. You got casinos! You know how many planets would die for a city this nice? And any time I want work I just go out and sniff around for clogged urinals.”

“Speaking of, let me go use your bathroom if you don’t mind.”

“Yeah, sure, sure. I’ll fix us some more drinks. I got two bottles.”

I was walking to the bathroom when I thought:

“Hey, Bronze, I eat space food too. I mean, I can use a bathroom in another apartment, mine is kind of broken right now.”

“Don’t worry about it. It’ll give me practice.”

In his bathroom I looked at myself in the mirror and the area around my eye was all puffy and I had broken some blood vessels. I had welts all over my face and far more on my body. I thought it was a testament to Bronze that he hadn’t brought it up. I’m sure I would have asked, “Hey, how’d you hurt your eye?” Just kind of a normal conversation thing to ask.

Back in his living room we talked and drank. He offered me the only chair but I knew it was too flimsy for me so I parked on the floor. Bronze had quite a few stories and we sat trading them.

I had stories too, but mostly they were on the same theme: I beat up someone or someone beat me up.

Bronze Badel Bardel had been across the galaxy and back. Just about every one of his stories was…bad. Bad for him. But he just seemed to find it all funny.

After a while I felt like I was imposing. I had been hanging out drinking and chatting with Bronze for about five hours.

He was adamant about seeing me out.

I strapped my autocannon back on and headed to the stairs.

In the stairway we bumped into one if his neighbors coming up. He was surprised to see us.

“Yeepl,” Bronze shouted, “have you met my friend Hank?”

“Everyone knows Hank,” the man responded without a smile and clearly not as a compliment.

“Oh! Have I been partying with someone famous?”

Yeepl walked past us on the stairs.

“Bronze, let me pay you a bit for the booze,” I said. I felt guilty that he was so…poor and had been showing me such hospitality.

“No way! I should be paying you. You told me a lot of great things about this place.”

“Let me just beam you some credits.”

“I don’t have a tele,” he said, seeming proud.

“You…” I had never heard of anyone not having a tele. They were government issued. They were free to replace. Our whole Confederation ran on them. It just boggled my mind anyone could exist without using a tele. How did he do anything?

“Tell you what, though, if you find some good jobs, let me know. I can do anything. As long as it doesn’t require brains,” he laughed.

“Sure,” I said. “Are you going to be here?”

“Until they kick me out.”

Being kicked out of Belvaille’s Deadsouth was an oxymoron. It’s where you got kicked to.

CHAPTER 10

At City Hall I scanned more videos until I was bored silly. Watching tapes of people shuffle in line from every different angle was absolutely excruciating. I wasn’t making much progress.

I headed to the Belvaille Gentleman’s Club.

The club had been around at least as long as I had. It and its cousin, the Belvaille Athletic Club, were two permanent fixtures on the space station. The Gentleman’s Club was where all the thugs who worked for the gangs hung out. It was a place to relax and watch sports and not worry if the guy sitting next to you was going to kill you tomorrow.

After a few hundred years of hosting the toughest guys in the galaxy, it was a very smelly establishment. It stank. It wasn’t even something discernable like foot odor or sweat. I think the metal walls themselves had become infected. I was used to it.

Inside the club, I began to unbuckle my autocannon.

“I’m not taking that,” Krample said.

The man was maybe a million years old. Or at least he looked like it. He had been coat check in the Gentleman’s Club since as long as I can remember. If his skeleton weighed fifty pounds and his organs weighed ten, he had to weigh maybe sixty-one pounds total. He was just a tiny old man.

“But,” I began, “no guns allowed inside, right?”

“Where the hell do you think I’m going to put that?” he asked me.

“Can I just leave it here in the hallway?”

“People will trip on it. Take it with you.” He turned and that was the end of the discussion.

I had never, not once, seen someone carry a gun in the club.

I walked upstairs to the cafeteria and looked around to see what was going on. There were about twenty people in the room, assorted hitmen and enforcers. They all noticed my autocannon, but no one said anything.

“Hank,” someone yelled from across the room.

“Yeah,” I answered, ready to defend my autocannon-toting.

“Ginland glocken in two hours. Facing Nedle’s Nibash. What can I put you down for?”

Glocken was a sport. Ginland was the state we lived in, where Belvaille was. The team, The Reskin Sleepers, had never won in its history. It was the longest uninterrupted losing streak of any professional team of any kind. Nedle’s was a private team owned by some rich guy, not even a state team. I liked watching Ginland’s team because they were so horrible. They just made me feel better about myself.

“What is Nedle’s by twelve going to get me?”

“Even money. If you go by fifteen it’s five-to-three odds.”

Most games had scores of around seven max.

“Is Tommiah starting?”

“I don’t know, Hank. I think you’re the only person that follows that team.”

“Give me a bit, I want to check the sports page.”

I had to do some research. Even in Ginland they didn’t cover the home team very well. I sat down and ordered some food as I looked through obscure sports sections on my tele.

I could only find one person covering the game and I thought it might be a little kid. He described the players as “great” or “really great” or “super great” and didn’t seem to have a thorough understanding of the game.

“Hey, what odds will you give me that Ginland only loses by eight?” I asked.

Bookies are supposed to be poker-faced and consult their shifting array of odds, but he looked surprised and said without even thinking:

“Ten-to-one.”

“Fine. Put me down for a hundred.” It wasn’t going to break me. Besides, the day I stop betting long shots on Ginland is the day I’ve given up all hope completely.

A roughneck sat down next to me and looked a bit upset. I stopped him before he started.

“Krample said bring it up. Wasn’t my idea.”

“Hank, you got any work?”

“Oh. Well, you know I got fired when Yeolenz Flame got bombed.”

“Yeah, but people said you might be working on some other stuff. Something considerable.” He kept his voice down and his eyes scanned the club.

“Where did you hear that?” I asked.

“Just around.”

I might as well put out more feelers.

“I’m looking for an item. For some clients. Big time weapon.”

“Is it for the Navy?” he asked.

“Why would you say that?”

“You worked for them, right? An Oberhoffman?”

Man, this guy knew an awful lot about me.

“Doesn’t matter. It’s just hot and there’s a big reward.”

“How big a reward?”

“Big enough for me to call it ‘big,’” I said.

He didn’t seem to like that answer very much.

“Look,” I began, “they can’t ship it off station. They can’t talk about it or sell it or I’ll find them and just take it from them. They might as well get some money for it, no questions asked.”

“What about for the middle man?” he asked.

“Ten percent.”

“Ten percent of ‘big’?” he asked skeptically.

“It’s a lot. Trust me. Someone is going to get rich. Also, maybe you can give me some ideas. I’m looking for a woman—”

“Aren’t we all,” he cut in.

“I know about when she came on station and I’m looking through check-in and quarantine. What else should I be trying?”

“What’s she look like?”

“Disguised, maybe.”

“What’s her line of work?”

“I don’t know if she’s working at all. Maybe an assassin. Maybe nothing.”

“She got any money of her own?”

“I don’t know.”

“How much does it pay to find her? As much as the other one?”

“Not even close.”

“Then I say you better find another job. It’s a big city. Especially since the corporations have cut the city into pieces. You can’t search those areas easily. And she could be lying in the bathtub in some flop in Deadsouth and no one would ever know.”

“Yeah.” It did seem like a hopeless assignment when put that way.

Just then we heard some shouting and scuffling and then a full-on fight broke out behind us. Fists flying and noses breaking. Must have been eight guys going at it.

I had never seen a real fight in the Gentleman’s Club. This was where people came to get away from fights. The food was bad and expensive and it cannot be overstated how poorly the place smelled.

This was the last refuge of the gangs. The corporation soldiers didn’t come here. They were too good for this place.

I watched the guys fight and couldn’t help but think it looked like a bunch of wild animals fighting over the last scraps of food after they had lost their natural habitat.

CHAPTER 11

“Hank, I need your help, man,” Bronze’s face came on my tele looking concerned.

“What’s wrong?” I asked.

“I need you to double date with me.”

I hardly considered that an emergency.

“I didn’t think you had a tele,” I said.

“I don’t, it’s Qindol’s. Isn’t she pretty?” He held the tele up to her and the woman smiled as if she were not very comfortable with the situation.

“Why do you need me?”

“I don’t know anyone else and they said they knew you. There’s two of them.”

“I’m at the Gentleman’s Club. I need to go home and shower.”

“Fine, we’ll meet you at your place. Where do you live?”

“One. One. Hank Block.”

Bronze stared at the tele.

“Are you serious? Is that named after you?”

“Yeah.”

“Wow. You are without a doubt the coolest person I have ever met! Guy has his own street! We’ll be right there.”

Hey, a date. When’s the last one of those I was on? I finished my sandwich because I didn’t want to be hungry on a date when I suddenly remembered:

“Damn!”

I jumped up and ran as quickly as I could through the cafeteria, knocking three guys out of the way.

If I ever wished I was faster it was now.

I was bouncing my feet on the train ride home hoping they were coming from Deadsouth in which case I would get there before them. When I finally showed up, there were two women, Bronze, Toby, and my toilet waiting outside my apartment building. The women looked none-too-happy.

I had put my toilet outside because without the water and chemical flow, it dried out and started to stink up my apartment. So I did like the plumber said and put it outside—though I didn’t use it of course. The dead body was harder to explain.

I hurried up, in my bare feet, smelling of the Gentleman’s Club with an autocannon as a sidearm.

Bronze hugged me like I was his long-lost brother.

“This is too much. Are you like the king of Belvaille or what? Is this whole street yours?”

“No one lives here. It’s not that I own it.”

The women were huddled together and whispering and glancing like they were trying to figure the safest way out.

“I can explain this stuff,” I said, indicating the deposits on my front door.

“No one’s asking,” Bronze said, as if it were beyond rude to question outdoor plumbing and corpses. “This is Qindol.” He pointed to a shapely woman with not a stick of hair on her. She had tattoos in their place. She had great bone structure and, as I said, a great body.

“And this is Byo’lene.” He then indicated the other woman, who was presumably my date. Her expression was a mixture of horrified and terrified. It was tough to gauge her actual looks beyond that. She wore tight, skimpy, synth clothes that were nonetheless classy. From her wardrobe alone I could surmise Bronze hadn’t met her anywhere near Deadsouth.

“So,” I said, hoping to talk about anything. “How do you ladies know me?”

“We don’t know you, we know of you, that’s what we were trying to tell him,” Qindol said, exasperated.

My stomach dropped. It was crystal clear to everyone except Bronze that these ladies did not want to be here. Maybe they wanted to be with him, but they were not remotely interested in hanging out with Hank of Hank Block.

“Want to come inside?” I asked.

“Sure!” Bronze volunteered.

I tried my best to mentally will the women to come up with some excuse to leave, but they dutifully followed him. They both hung around him like he had a protective force field and the closer they got, the gigglier and happier they became. He just had that effect.

Inside I took off my autocannon and looking around I realized my apartment was still a bit disheveled from when I fought the pale sisters. They hadn’t done much damage, but I had smashed around trying to hit them.

“How about something to drink?” I offered.

“If it ain’t a bother. I can have water. Or anything you got,” Bronze said.

He sat on the couch and the women sat on either side of him.

In my kitchen I thought about which brand to get. Bronze probably didn’t care, but I kind of wanted to splurge—and maybe show off a bit.

So that’s what I did, I poured some of my best alcohol. Bronze slammed the drink. I’m not sure if it even touched his tongue.

“Thanks, Hank!”

The women held their glasses and didn’t drink. As if they were expecting me to poison them.

Bronze and Qindol began canoodling on my couch. Tickling each other and petting and kissing. While Byo’lene looked beyond awkward and stared into her drink like her very soul depended on counting the molecules in the liquid.

I sat in a chair and drank.

“Byo’lene,” I began, “what do you do for a living?”

“I’m a dancer,” she said, not raising her eyes.

“Which club?”

“Tamshius qua-Froyeled’s,” she said, pronouncing his name expertly.

“Oh, I know him. I’ve worked for him a lot. Nice guy.”

She didn’t answer. She looked over to her friend who was busy.

“You know I get on them about the uniforms they make you all wear. I mean sure they can look good, but they’re a little demeaning and silly.”

“What do you mean?” she asked, finally looking at me.

“Is that your work uniform?”

“No.” Her eyes blinked rapidly, trying to figure out what I was saying.

At this point, I wasn’t sure what else I could do to make things worse. Maybe drag my toilet inside and use it right in front of the couch.

Bronze finally came up for air and he was either a great kisser or a great something, because Qindol was putty.

“Sorry, Hank, who were you saying you worked for?”

“Oh. Just her boss, Tamshius.”

“See? Small city. What did you do for him?” he asked conversationally.

“Killed people,” Byo’lene offered with venom. I think she had finally deduced I had been poking fun at her clothes.

Bronze jumped to his feet and turned to the couch.

“Whoa. Whoa. You just take it easy. You know what this guy has done for this station?”

“Let’s go to your place, baby,” Qindol purred, her hand reaching out to him.

“Look, we are guests here. This guy has been nothing but kind. On his own street, mind you.”

“Just a block,” I said.

“I want to go,” Byo’lene huffed.

“I’m getting a little tired anyway, Bronze. Maybe you guys should head out and I can talk to you some other time,” I said.

But Bronze Badel Bardel wasn’t having it.

“I think you two should apologize to Hank,” he said, and it was the first time I had seen him not happy.

“He’s got a dead body and dirty toilet outside,” Byo’lene said, making it very clear there would be no apology from her. She stood up and put her glass on the armrest of my couch, where it knocked over and spilled its contents.

“Look at that,” Bronze said, pointing. He turned back to me, mortified. “Hank, I’m really sorry about this.”

“Nah, don’t worry about it. It is what it is.”

I stood up and slowly tried to usher everyone outside. Imagine that five minutes ago I was excited about this.

“Come on, baby.” Qindol was still clawing at Bronze.

It took a bit of shepherding, but I managed to get them all outside.

Bronze was saying sorry, Byo’lene had her arms crossed so tight I thought she might crush her own ribcage, and Qindol was all but trying to mate with Bronze right here.

“Nice having you,” I said, waving.

Suddenly Byo’lene crumpled to the ground.

I was apparently the only person who noticed and went over to check on her. She was lying on her side and when I turned her on her back, I saw a wound in the center of her chest as if from a gunshot.

“Get inside!” I yelled at the other two.

Qindol finally saw her friend and began screaming. Bronze grabbed her and pulled her back into my apartment.

I tried to check Byo’lene’s vitals, but my hands were too thick to feel a pulse. I turned her on her stomach and saw a sizeable exit wound. Whatever shot her had gone clean through.

If she wasn’t already dead, she would be in mere moments. Moreover, I was concerned her killer was now looking at me.

CHAPTER 12

We waited in my apartment for the better part of a day.

I asked Bronze and Qindol everything about themselves and the deceased. They mentioned nothing that would make them logical targets for assassination. At least not all the way out on Belvaille—Bronze really did have a lot of ex-wives.

I could only assume that I was the intended victim.

But if someone was trying to kill me, using a normal gun wouldn’t be effective. And they had shot Byo’lene perfectly for a mortal strike.

Still, I felt the two were safer away from me and Hank Block. I told them to run out of my apartment and head in opposite directions. When they left, I briefly waved at my front door to notify the killer I was still inside.

The two reached their homes and teled that they were fine, which confirmed they were not the targets.

Or the assassin got tired of hanging around.

I went to sleep after some home cooking and woke to find I had to go to the bathroom, which meant going up to one of the other apartments.

In the hallway of my building, the pale ladies were waiting.

“Hey,” I said, bleary-eyed.

They took out their weapons, and began flipping and twirling around.

“You know—” I started, and got a knife in my mouth. “Kach!”

My toilet was outside and the pipes were all stuffed with calk to prevent water from spraying everywhere. So that option was gone. The hall was narrower than my living room, but it was long and tall and they simply bounded away from me.

I couldn’t figure why they were here.

I walked into the corner of the hallway, getting stabbed all along the way, and I sat with my back—and butt—against the wall. I put my head between my knees and wrapped my arms around them, balling my hands into fists, so they couldn’t get at my fingernails. I then curled my toes under as best I could.

“Didn’t we do this already?” I asked them from my protective shell.

“Are you neglecting your responsibility to us?” one of them asked, though they were still attacking me.

“It’s not easy finding someone in this city. I’m looking. Did you kill that lady outside?”

“We are tourists,” the other said.

Slash. Cut. Stab.

“Clearly. I need more information on your sister. What is she here for?”

There was a pause and I was tempted to look up but I got stabbed a few more times and I stayed put.

“She came to try and find someone.”

“She came to find someone or you all did?”

“Both of us.”

“Are you looking for the same person?” I asked, trying to muddle through.

The attacks stopped.

“Are you asking us if she is looking for herself?”

“No. I mean, no. But, um, who is she looking for? Is she looking for Garm?”

“We know where Garm is. Why would we contact Garm and ask for assistance to find Garm?”

Man, I really had it with saucy, bossy women—who were playfully trying to kill me.

“Hey, can you stop hacking at me for a minute so we can talk? This isn’t how I do business.”

They stopped and I peeked up. They were standing a comfortable distance away with their weapons sheathed.

I didn’t stand but I relaxed a little and rubbed the places they cut. I also scrutinized them a bit more, as if I was expecting to spot the sniper rifle used to kill Byo’lene hidden somewhere in their bikinis.

“Who is she trying to find?” I asked.

“We cannot say.”

“Can’t say because you don’t know or don’t want to say?”

“Both,” they answered helpfully.

“If I knew who she was looking for it would be good. That would be twice as many chances for them to overlap with other people I know.”

“The person she’s searching for is a criminal.”

“That’s like everyone on Belvaille. What does she want with him?”

The pale ladies communicated with each other silently.

“We don’t know if it is a male or female or other. But she wants to kill the person. Which is why we want to stop her.”

“So you’re protecting the criminal?”

“No.”

I stood up.

“Okay, I’m confused. She wants to find and kill someone. You want to stop her. But you don’t like the criminal either? Why stop her?”

“She is not allowed to kill the person.”

“Allowed? What does she need, a doctor’s order? Who isn’t allowing her? You guys?”

The pale ladies paused.

“Garm.”

CHAPTER 13

“Why didn’t you tell me!” I yelled at Garm in her office.

“Because it’s none of your business.” She sat behind her desk with her feet propped-up, twirling her pistol absently. Even relaxing she couldn’t stay still.

“How is it not my business? This is the exact definition of my business. I’m getting paid for it.”

“I don’t know who they’re looking for,” she said, unconcerned.

“Who isn’t the problem. It’s where.”

“Whatever.”

“I’ve known you for decades, why didn’t you tell me you were in a secret…thing?”

“One, because it’s secret. Two, because it’s none of your business. Three…it’s not that secret.”

“I didn’t know!” I protested.

“Like I know everything about you.”

“What’s to know? I’m an open screen. How long has this been going on?”

“Um. Since I was born? It’s what our planet does.”

“Kill people,” I said with horror, like I was a priest.

“Like you’re a priest or something. Besides, it’s not just assassinations, that’s a very small part of our training. Every planet produces different things, right? If there was a Hank planet everyone would be a complainer who was slow and ate a lot.”

“I’m a mutant. The government did this to me!”

“Sure.”

“Does the Navy know about you? Your ‘connections’?”

“That’s why they hired me. It’s a very similar skillset. I did Intelligence work, remember?”

“I can’t believe they would overlook that kind of background.”

“They hired you.”

“As a senior officer,” I jabbed.

“Yeah, for two weeks or whatever. And you never got paid.”

“So how are you stopping the assassination?”

“Easy, we have to keep track of each other. This is my territory—as bad as it is. They requested to kill someone here, I said no.”

“What are you, their boss?”

“No, it’s just common decency. I can’t go into someone else’s territory and set up.”

“Territory? Is killing people here your job?”

“Look, what did I do as Adjunct Overwatch?”

“I don’t know. Navy stuff.”

“Besides that. What did you and I work on?”

“When we dated?”

She pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed.

“No. When we just worked on anything. When I hired you to do something.”

“I don’t know. Protect stuff, break stuff, buy stuff—”

“Exactly, that is what I do in my territory and I don’t want outsiders coming in assassinating people.”

“People get killed all the time,” I argued.

“Locals, by locals. It’s a whole other thing to have members of the Quadrad come here and assassinate folks.”

“So you’re fine with tanks rolling through the streets and bombs going off in casinos but some skinny ladies with knives is too much?”

“They wouldn’t use knives, they’d use whatever they needed. Hank, I would love to tell the corporations what they can and can’t do. And they would ignore me—at best. I can tell members of the Quadrad.”

“So you’re in this Quadrad still?”

“By birth, by death.”

“Why don’t you look like them?”

“Because I’m not bleaching my skin and dying my hair, maybe. You’d look like them too if you did that. Well, maybe not.”

“But you do kind of look like them,” I said, staring.

“We’re from the same planet. The same country. I like to think I look unique, but I suppose we have some similarities.”

“Do you still got clothes like them?”

I was picturing Garm in the pale women outfits. Those boots. That hair. Those bikini-things. I mean, Garm didn’t flash much skin, but she was a really toned gal.

“Stop it,” she said, annoyed.

And I knew she was fast. Probably as athletic as those women. Maybe more. I could see her flipping around and those strong shoulders, with muscles on her back, and firm legs.

Bang!

“Ow!” I yelled, snapping out of my reverie and grabbing my forehead where Garm shot me.

She was across the room with her smoking gun. I hadn’t even seen her move.

“Keep your thoughts to yourself,” she cautioned.

I couldn’t catch her, but I was really tired of these Quadrad. Their home world must have a billboard with my face on it ticking off the number of times they had beaten on me.

I turned to Garm’s desk. Her magnificent bejeweled desk. I began tilting forward. More. More.

“No!” Garm yelled.

Crash!

I fell face forward onto her desk, smashing it into splinters. There were fragments all across her office. Little jewels glittering in the corners.

“Do you have any idea how much that was worth?” she screamed.

“Yeah, and I notice you didn’t say ‘cost’ since you didn’t pay for it.”

“What if something really important had been in there, you fat jerk?”

I slowly got to my feet and brushed off pieces of desk.

“Now you know not to shoot me.”

CHAPTER 14

I was walking down the street, mulling all the latest news, when a car pulled up next to me.

It was not a gang car, because it wasn’t ostentatious or stretched or armored. It was painted yellow with thin red stripes. All of this made me concerned because I knew it was a corporation vehicle.

The side rear window rolled down and a man inside the car addressed me.

“Hank. Could I have a word with you?”

The man’s brown hair was long and he had an extremely lengthy beard, disappearing beneath the window. He looked youthful, but his hair made it hard to tell. His lack of wrinkles and gray hair was mostly how I discerned his age. His eyes were absolutely solid black, iris, pupil, and sclera. His eyes were so black and shiny they were reflective. I wasn’t sure if he was wearing contacts or just had freaky eyeballs.

“Sorry, I need to be going,” I said, wanting nothing to do with corporations after I had maybe destroyed an APC and someone was mysteriously assassinated in front of my door. Maybe two people if you counted Toby. Or maybe my stairs were killers.

“It would be well worth your time,” he said, as the car continued to pace me.

“What is this about?”

“About contracting your services.”

Man, let the casino you’re protecting blow up, your boss get murdered, and suddenly people come out of the woodwork to offer you jobs.

“I’m kind of booked solid right now,” I said, trying to quicken my pace, which was stupid since I’m slow and a car isn’t.

“The profit for you alone will be 500,000 credits.”

I stopped and turned to the car. I was hoping for some reaction, a smile, a grimace, some tell, but the man had no inflection at all.

My first guess when I heard that sum was: it’s a lie. Then I thought they must be after the same device the Navy was. There just weren’t a whole lot of half-to-million credit things to do around here.

But in a sense it was good to hear that, because a part of me still doubted the General. That such a weapon was here and it was so valuable.

“Who are you?”

“I am a representative of Colmarian United Supply.”

“Why are you asking me?”

“Aren’t you the Hank that fought the Dredel Led? That negotiated with the Boranjame? That eliminated the gang leader Ddewn? That secured the Independent Protectorate status of this space station?” he rattled-off with a dull voice. Even when he asked questions his voice did not rise at the end of sentences.

“Mostly,” I said, not sure how to respond.

“Then what is being requested should not be difficult for you to manage.”

“And what is that?” I asked. If he said the Navy thing, I obviously couldn’t give it to both of them, but I could use any information he had to help me find it. Then sell it to the Navy. Then run like hell from the corporation.

“I think it would be best if we discuss this in the car.”

I looked around the street. What could he do to me? I had my autocannon. If they tried to make a move I could blow us all up. Being bulletproof also allowed me to be slightly more trusting than the average person.

“Hold on.”

I walked around the back of the car, unslung my gun, and loaded a high-explosive shell, hoping he wasn’t watching me, or heard the very noticeable cycling of the round into the chamber.

I tried to put the autocannon in first but realized it was way too long to fit. I pushed and angled, but it wasn’t happening.

“Is that really necessary?” I heard from inside.

“Yeah it’s—ah!” I had looked in to address the corporate man and noticed that he was completely naked. “Come on!”

“What is your concern?”

“Where are you clothes? What is this?”

“I do not require any.”

“Can I just meet you somewhere?”

“You will not be able to cross our security without difficulties.”

“Stay on your side of the seat,” I warned.

I continued to try and angle in the autocannon. I had to face it into the front and actually hit the driver on the back of the head.

“Sorry, buddy.”

The driver was literally a faceless corporation soldier, wearing an armored suit and helmet. I don’t think I hurt him with the little bump, especially since he had on a helmet. But he didn’t even turn around in the slightest. These guys were disciplined.

I finally had the gun situated lengthwise across the whole car. Probably not-subtly, I had my hand on the trigger. I figured an HE round direct against the roof of the car would be really bad for all of us, especially a naked guy.

“What’s your name?” I asked my nudist co-passenger as the car headed off.

“I do not have one,” he responded.

These corporations were some weird stuff.

We drove through the city at a fast clip. After a while we entered a corporation zone and it was clear I would have had issues trying to meet him here. There were APCs and armed soldiers roaming everywhere. At one point we came to an actual roadblock checkpoint.

This could all be a trap. But I wasn’t sure to what end.

Belvaille had been under Navy martial law some years ago and they had poured tens of thousands of soldiers onto the station. It looked about that same level of security in this one area.

There were warehouses and manufacturing facilities here as well as what looked like housing for the soldiers. We stopped outside a building surrounded by troops and the naked man got out.

I checked around to see if there were any obvious signs of an attack.

The driver exited the car as well and I realized I was alone in a big metal box, which made a great target.

I opened the door and got myself and my gun out in about a tenth the time it took me to get in. Though I bent the car door a bit.

Naked Guy was waiting for me on the stairs to a warehouse and I hurried after him. I strapped my autocannon on in front. I wasn’t going to stow it away. Not being neck-deep in soldiers.

The gun wasn’t really designed for walking—wasn’t really designed for anything that Delovoa said it was. I had to lean way back to stabilize it and inch along at maybe half my normal speed.

I felt the canister round would be far better than HE at this point, but I would have to eject the current round, pick that up, reload a canister, and put the HE back or shove it in a pocket.

I suspected they might notice that. Especially the soldiers. I didn’t want to make any moves that might cause them to attack.

The building was a two-story warehouse filled with crates. There was no real second story, just a catwalk going around the top, covered with maybe a half dozen soldiers looking my way.

Walking behind Naked Guy, I had to remark at how much he wasn’t a gang boss. First off, he was naked. He didn’t even have a great body or anything. He wasn’t fit. He wasn’t fat. He was just normal. A boss wouldn’t ever show off unless he had something to show off. This guy was as disarmed as he could possibly be.

They didn’t even let him cut his hair. Now that he was outside of the car and walking, I could see his hair went down to the top of his rear. His beard almost to his navel. He was a hairy Naked Guy.

He had the mannerisms of someone who was subservient. Like everything was boring routine—a butler shining the same cutlery for the thousandth time.

And to top it all off, he didn’t even have a name. He could have been lying about that, but he didn’t seem to be. I had never heard of anyone not using a name. Or nickname. Or fake name. The Colmarian Confederation was a crowded place and we communicated by teles. The days of us simply being able to point at one another were long since gone.

In about the center of the warehouse, Naked Guy stopped.

I was anxious surrounded by all these soldiers. Though I had to admit my autocannon made me feel a lot more secure. I would at least be able to get off one shot—before it flung me across the building and onto my stomach.

“You are to gather a team with the objective of destroying a club,” he said, as if we were continuing a conversation.

“Huh?”

“The Ulzaker-Ses club is to be removed. Its contents demolished. Its inhabitants and employees killed.”

“Whoa. I’m not a murder squad. What’s this about? If there’s a problem I can talk to them. Work something out. That’s what I’m best at.”

“There is nothing required or requested from them other than their elimination.”

I stood there thinking about that. I had not been expecting this at all. I had been a hitman before, but usually for a reason. A gang war. Some act of retribution. But not going into a club and gunning people down.

“I can’t do that,” I said finally. Even if it meant this trip could get nasty. “I can’t kill everyone who happens to be at a club. That’s just…people don’t do that on Belvaille.”

He gazed at me for some time. His black eyes didn’t change. His manner didn’t change. His nakedness didn’t change.

I was waiting for him to signal the troops. Do something. I was ready.

“What if it were late in the morning?” he said again, his voice not inflecting. “If there was no one inside?”

“I can torch an empty club, sure.” I was going to say that he didn’t need me for that when he had a zillion soldiers, but he was offering money.

“The club may be on alert, regardless. They may have security personnel.”

I supposed they had been fighting already. This was just some ongoing strife. One of the corporations taking over another gang outfit. I didn’t know who owned that particular club, it was relatively new.

“And you won’t let me try and work a deal? I could get you the place for a price, I’m sure. Maybe even less than you’re looking to spend on this hit.”

“This is the contract that is to be assigned.”

I sighed.

“I’m going to need help, then. Do you know how many people they have on security?”

“Approximately thirty.”

“Thirty?” That was huge. Whoever it was they were fighting had some money and wasn’t going quietly. I guess that’s why the corporation was coming down so hard. Maybe they had already tried the soft touch and it had escalated to here. To me.

“I’m going to need to hire a lot of people then. What about these guys?” I asked, indicating some of the soldiers standing on the catwalks.

“They have responsibilities already and can’t be put at risk.”

Yeah, let the riffraff fight each other. Fine.

“I’m going to need to hire like…” I fluttered my lips, blowing air out as I thought. “Fifty people. And we’ll need gear.”

“How much will you require?”

I just didn’t see how it was doable. A one-off job like that would be too much money. That’s why you had gangs to begin with. No one could afford to make and equip an entire gang just for a week’s work.

“You’re asking too much. Even if I could find guys that had their own weapons, going up against potentially thirty armed guys who are prepared, they’re going to want ten thousand at least.”

The naked man went to a tele on a nearby container and punched in some numbers. He came back with a token and handed it to me.

“Is this sufficient?”

It was two million credits. Two million! I was holding two million credits in my hand on an anonymous token. I could hop on a shuttle right now, rent passage on any ship, and become a well-off person on nearly any other planet in the Confederation.

That was a testament of how much money it was that not three seconds after I received it, I was immediately thinking of embezzling. I had never stolen money from any job. But maybe that was also an indication of what Belvaille had become.

What were these corporations? How could he just give me two million credits to be rid of a silly club? Money was just some completely different animal to them. I couldn’t fathom the ease of it. The Colmarian Navy was willing to pay a million for a stolen super-weapon and a corporation was willing to pay twice that for a bonfire.

I could buy the club with this and tell everyone inside to get lost—and they would do so gladly with this much cash.

“Yeah, this is plenty,” I said quickly.

“You will need to wear a uniform.”

“Oh, no! I’m not wearing one of those things. I might work for you on this job, but I’m not part of your corporation.”

“It is required to prevent any other unnecessary disturbances you might have with our forces.”

I took it he meant the APC.

“So your people won’t shoot at me?”

“That is correct.”

“But what about other corporations? You guys are fighting all the time. That just means one won’t fight me but the others will on sight.” I thought about it some more. “Besides, I’ll have a hard time recruiting people for this job if they think I’m corporate. No offense.”

“I have something you can wear. A helmet.”

He went deeper into the warehouse and I could hear him opening crates. I didn’t want to wear a helmet. Those things seemed impossible to see out of. And they looked silly.

He came back after some minutes holding an ornate piece of cloth.

I took it.

“This goes on my head?” I asked, trying to figure it out. It certainly wasn’t a helmet. It was very loose fabric with what looked like jade and gold inlays on it in a decorative pattern.

“Yes. The soldiers will be able to recognize it. But other corporations will not, so they will not target you, as you feared.”

I put it on. It was a bit snug. It was more of a skullcap with two long straps on each side covering my ears. The interior was soft and spongy and fairly comfortable. I had never been much of a hat person, but it wasn’t bad.

“Does this look okay?”

Naked Guy stared at me but didn’t answer. Judging by his mass of hair and general nudity he was not a person very concerned with appearance.

CHAPTER 15

I left the warehouse in my cap with my autocannon ready.

Some nearby soldiers turned to me briefly and then resumed their positions. Though they were all wearing full helmets so they could have been sticking their tongues out for all I knew.

Walking down the street I noticed on the tops of buildings there were soldiers with long weapons. Perhaps sniper rifles? Perhaps ones that could kill people on my front doorstep? They were too far to see clearly.

It was obvious no one was going to drive me home so I headed for the nearest train.

I must have passed a thousand soldiers, numerous cars, and APCs. Massive trucks also crisscrossed the streets picking up or delivering goods—or who knows, just driving around for fun. They certainly had the money to burn.

They all had the same corporate colors as the car Naked Guy had picked me up in: yellow with numerous thin red vertical stripes on the right side. I made note to avoid shooting at that pattern.

Eight years ago if someone had told me this was the situation I would be in, with a few million credits in the balance, I would have thought them insane.

When I reached the elevated train, I saw it had been disconnected. The route stopped well outside of this corporate-controlled zone and there were soldiers standing around to make sure no one bypassed it.

Garm’s group controlled the trains. So as much as she said she had nothing to do with the corporations, she was facilitating their operations. Of course if she didn’t cooperate, they would find someone who would. Her people might know all the ins and outs of Belvaille, but even I could learn how to run the trains for two million credits.

And that reminded me. Despite being bulletproof and carrying a weapon of lots of destruction, I still felt uneasy with so much cash in my pockets. I stopped and deposited the token into my tele. It would make accessing it more difficult later, because it had to transfer off-station, but it was just an accident waiting to happen.

I confirmed the transfer about ten times and stood there in the street refreshing and acknowledging.

I finally exited corporate land and was able to take a train back to my place.

As I walked up to my apartment I stopped short, noticing something different.

In addition to Toby, Byo’lene’s corpse, and a toilet, there were two Gandrine sitting on my front stairs.

“Come on,” I said to myself.

I stood a careful distance from the immobile creatures.

“Hi,” I said. “How you guys doing?”

Nothing. No sign they were living.

“I feel like we haven’t been properly introduced,” I said. “My name is Hank. I live here. What brings you two by?”

I couldn’t even tell where they were looking—if they were looking at anything.

“Do you want me to bring you guys something to eat or drink? I’m not…I don’t know what you guys consume.”

Silence.

“Have you met Toby? That’s the dead guy on the left. And Byo’lene is the dead woman on the right.”

I was getting angry. This was my block. And my house. Who were they to muscle in?

“And this is my toilet,” I continued. “And now it’s on your head. Or I assume that’s your head.”

I balanced my toilet on one of them and thought that was pretty clever.

“Maybe I’ll use it since you guys don’t seem to mind.”

A grinding noise arose from the pair and to my shock I realized they were standing up. The toilet fell off and the two very large rock organisms slowly began to face me.

“Cool! It’s cool! My mistake!” I held up my hands in supplication and quickly backed into my apartment.

CHAPTER 16

When I went back outside later, the Gandrine were still there, staring at the apartment building across the street.

I walked well around them to the train.

At Ioshiyn’s I popped in to see about my clothes. I was running out of things to wear and didn’t want to do laundry.

“Hank, I got some good news,” Ioshiyn said, smiling.

He went to the side and pulled out a box. He opened it and held up for me a part of my pants, but cut about in half at the knee.

“Tada,” he said.

“Where’s the rest of it?”

“They were torn to pieces, I couldn’t fix them. But I just cut the legs off and hemmed the bottom. They’re shorts now.”

“Shorts? When have you ever seen me wear shorts?”

“You got good-looking legs, you should show them off.”

“How do you know?”

“Well, I’m guessing. You’re a big guy. Women like seeing legs. Besides, these pants were tailored for you. It would be a shame to throw them away. You’re not going to find anything that fits you off the shelf. Trust me, it’s the latest style.”

I looked over Ioshiyn in his dirty shirt and trousers.

“These are my work clothes,” he said, seeing my glance. “But I design for the northeast snobs all the time.”

I took a pair, skeptical.

“What’s that?” he asked, pointing to my skullcap.

“Oh. Some hat I have to wear.”

“It matches,” Ioshiyn held up a pair of shorts to my cap. “Try it on, you’ll see.”

I went to the small changing room and took off my pants and put on some shorts. My knees felt very breezy. I stepped out and did high-steps.

“See? A lot of movement, right?”

“Yeah,” I agreed. “I don’t feel like I’m about to rip my pants.”

I really did feel more mobile. Not like I was a pale sister or anything, but not bad.

“Put on the gun,” Ioshiyn said, with a discerning eye.

I strapped on my autocannon.

“Now strike a pose. Look mad.”

I did so.

“Hmm. I know the finishing touch!”

He pulled out a pair of boots from under the counter. They were big and metallic and he had to carry them with both hands. They had three large buckles on the front but the bottom part was metal and the top part was synth.

“Those don’t look comfortable. What happened to my old boots?”

“Garbage. Look, the inside is fur,” he said, tilting it up. “The outside is hinged steel. The sole is two inches of rubber and a tacky plastic. Not even you can wear these down.”

“How much do they cost?” I asked, as he bolted one onto my foot. It slipped on surprisingly easy, as it was like a door opening and you put your foot in and closed the door.

“Two hundred. That’s a friend price. And twenty-five for the shorts. If you bought them new it would be three times that if you could find any that fit.”

I clunked around in the boots.

“These aren’t very flexible,” I said.

“That’s why you destroy normal boots, because they let you slide all around and you wreck them.”

“Okay,” I said, not feeling like shopping anymore. “Don’t you think I should paint them black to match my shorts?”

“No, leave them metal. They match your gun and those cables on your vest.”

As I was paying up, I looked again in the back and saw the corporate uniforms.

“Hey, Ioshiyn. Which corporation has a yellow pattern with red lines running down like this?” I wanted to confirm what the Naked Guy had told me.

“I don’t know their names.”

“How can you not know?”

“Heh, I was just paid by a third party contractor on Tlevd-o 33 for a corporate order.”

I shrugged.

“I had to look it up too. It’s a planet on the other side of the galaxy. And when I billed the same corporation for a shortfall, it was sent to a completely different planet five states away.”

“How can anyone keep track of all that?”

“I don’t think they do. Not one person, anyway. They all just know enough to get what needs to be done right in front of them. And it somehow fits together to make this massive corporation.”

“That’s crazy,” I said.

“Nah, think about it. You and I can only see what is in this room right now. But outside there is a whole city we’re a part of. Even if we can’t see it.”

“Remember when there were just bosses and gangs underneath them?” I asked wistfully.

“Sure. But I also remember doing a job for 200 credits and this happening,” he said, pointing to his mutilated face. “I just got a corporate requisition for undergarments and I stand to make 75,000 credits on it.”

So this was it, you played nice with the corporations, you made it big. If you stood in their way, you got cut down.

Now I had to go find some people to help me do the cutting.

CHAPTER 17

I was in my kitchen eating some rations, which were very old-timey space station food. You would think with all these new people here, and two new Portals added, Belvaille would have a lot more cuisine options than it had in the past. But for whatever reason, we had less.

My front door rang and I walked over to scan who it was. I never scanned the door normally, I just opened it. But with the way things were lately, even I was becoming paranoid.

It was Rendrae outside.

I opened the door and went back to the kitchen.

“I didn’t believe the rumors,” he said, after entering. “But you really do have two Gandrine sitting on your front steps. And dead bodies. Did you kill them or did the Gandrine? Are they your bodyguards or something?”

“What do you care if they are?” I asked, eating my food.

“It’s news!”

“Since when have you cared about news?”

Rendrae, normally thick-skinned, looked stung.

“I’m not happy with the way things went. But the corporations didn’t give me a choice.”

“Why are you here?” I asked, not really caring about his excuses.

“What are you so uppity about? I heard you’re working for the corporations too.”

He was right. And it was indicative of how good his news sources were that he could know it so quickly.

Still, I grumbled, as I didn’t really have any better response.

Rendrae slid a piece of paper to me, all the while looking around my cramped kitchen, as if someone were going to spring out of one my drawers.

I read it: “I witnessed a corporation fight in the North a few weeks ago at 9th and Scope Block. These are two—”

He suddenly snatched the paper from me and set it on fire.

“Hey! I hadn’t finished reading it,” I said.

Rendrae sighed.

“Do you read at a primary school level or something? You had plenty of time.”

“I’m eating too,” I said defensively.

Rendrae bent over and whispered to me, cupping his hand by my head.

“I can’t even hear you,” I complained.

Rendrae straightened then put both hands around my ear as if he were pouring toxic words into my head and didn’t want them to spill.

“I saw two corporations fighting in the North a few weeks ago by the Navy telescopes. I counted over a hundred on both sides. For all the hardware and vehicles, they hardly did any damage to each other. But as soon as some people—Navy Intelligence people—came from the telescope installations, stray shots went up and they were killed. These are highly-trained corporate soldiers who can’t seem to hit one another. Yet ‘innocent bystanders’ are shot as soon as they step within a block of the conflict.”

“Are you saying it was a staged fight?”

Rendrae shushed me, flapping his hands.

“What, this is my apartment, Rendrae.”

“Have you looked outside your door? This does not strike me as the safest place in the galaxy.”

So I motioned for him to lean in and I whispered.

“A general at the Jam was concerned that the telescopes were going to be damaged by all the fighting. Give me more information,” I said. “How many soldiers did you see fall?”

“A couple,” Rendrae whispered.

“Out of two hundred people?” That seemed impossible. Even the drunkest, most incompetent gang members could shoot better than that. “How long were they fighting?”

“I don’t know, I saw maybe five minutes, I wasn’t there from the start.”

“And how long did it take for the Navy workers to be shot?”

“Instantly. One minute there was nothing being fired that direction, the next minute five people hit the ground and there were sparks and ricochets all around them.”

That settles that.

“If this is true, it seems pretty obvious they were trying to kill them. But why would corporations kill Navy personnel? The telescopes are for spying on other empires.”

“That’s what Naval Intelligence says…”

“That’s what Garm says, too. And I trust her, even if you don’t. Do you think the corporations could be working together?”

“I don’t know. The corporations I saw were Alomium Stellar and Shipping Transport Services Galaxal.”

“Those names mean nothing to me,” I said.

“Alomium uniforms are blue with like three yellow crowns on a red circular field. STSG uniforms are brown with white triangles.”

They sounded vaguely familiar.

“So you going to research this?” I asked, liking the return of the investigative journalist.

“No. I’m telling you so you can investigate.”

“I’m not a reporter!”

“And I can’t carry gigantic guns or convince Gandrine to guard my front door.”

CHAPTER 18

I needed fifty guys.

My big concerns were finding quality people and finding quality people who didn’t work for the club we were about to attack.

I could pay them twenty grand each and equip them with five grand of hardware. That left me with 750,000 profit for doing a job which might only take one night. Which might only take one hour.

If I did this five times a month for a year I would have almost exactly the same amount of money that I had earned, and subsequently lost, over a century and a half as a gang fixer.

I was pretty much ready to say the corporations were alright. If they ever got a little weasel-y with me, I could go buy myself a moon somewhere and settle down.

“What?” Garm answered her tele.

“How many corporations are on the Governing Council?” I asked her.

“Thirty-eight. Why?”

“Thirty-eight? I thought there were like twelve or something.”

“Nope, there’s a lot.”

“Do you know the names of them all?”

“Not off the top of my head. What do you want to know, Hank?”

“When you guys sit down for meetings, do the corporations work together?”

“What’s that even mean?”

“Are they like working in concert or do they backstab each other and have rivalries? Like the gangs did.”

“First off, we don’t meet. There’s not some giant table where a bunch of corporations all sit down. None of those people are even on Belvaille.”

“How do they get anything done?”

“We’re at the edge of the galaxy in the least-populated state in the Colmarian Confederation. Belvaille is just a manufacturing and shipping point to them. They don’t need executives here. If something comes up I just ask them and wait for a response.”

“Okay, when you ask them, do they work together?”

“Depends. If it’s something that helps them all, like increasing the port size or electrical grid, sure. If it’s something that only helps one of them, they fight about it and argue.”

“I guess that makes sense.”

“What are you digging for?”

“I don’t know. I guess I’m trying to figure out the corporations. The only things I know are gangs and the military.”

“They’re a little like both. They don’t have the egos of gangs but they’re also not as efficient. They’re a lot more efficient than the military but they’re not nearly as influential. If the Navy tells us to do something, we do it, no one argues. Not even the corporations.”

“Can you think of any reason why they would want to attack the telescopes?”

Garm pondered that.

“No. If we ever piss off the Navy enough, they’ll simply tear up the Independent Protectorate contract and take us over, then the corporations will lose all their investments. Is there something I should know?”

“Nah. Been talking to Rendrae. But what he said doesn’t make a lot of sense.”

“Rendrae is a has-been. He’s on the take from the corporations spreading propaganda. I’m not sure which ones he works for, might be different each week. So you need to take his information with skepticism. That’s his meal ticket.”

“He used to be a good reporter.”

“We all used to be a lot of things, Hank. Times change.”

CHAPTER 19

I went back to City Hall to review check-in records. It might be the lowest paying of my jobs, but it was easy to make headway. I was nearing the end of the time window for when the Quadrad sister supposedly arrived when I spotted something odd.

“Hey.”

For five minutes all the videos were blank.

I called in Buddl.

“What’s wrong with your system, there’s a big gap here on all the videos.”

He sat down and checked it too.

“That’s not possible,” he said astutely.

“Then it’s a miracle. Your main feed must have been scrambled or something.”

“But that’s the point. Each one of the cameras is independent and feeds to a different bank. One might go out, but never all of them. Not sure if you know, but some years ago Belvaille was invaded by Dredel Led at check-in.”

“Yes. I’m aware.”

“Oh, right. But we increased security after that. If this happened, it would trip alarms for all the guards.”

“Could the guards have been bribed?”

“That’s twenty people who are on random schedules. Not even counting the people at City Hall. Did you check quarantine records too?”

We pulled those tapes to cross-reference the ships that would correspond to that gap at check-in. The data was also missing from there.

“That’s not possible,” he said again.

These pale ladies were good. No wonder Garm didn’t want them skipping around. Not that they were exactly on a leash.

“Can I get the ship manifests that would correspond to these points at check-in and quarantine?”

“I can get you the passenger manifests, but not what was shipped. But it could be up to thousands of people. It depends on how many ships came in at that time.”

“That’s fine.”

I figure with the list, I could then search for all those people. By process of elimination, the person I didn’t find would be the pale sister. And I would have a name, description, and other information from the ship’s record.

“Is it possible a person could be shipped as cargo?”

“No. Even animals have to be put into a passenger manifest. If it’s not, it won’t be protected and when the ship portals, it would be killed. That’s why good beer tells you how many times it’s portaled before it gets to you on the container.”

“Really? I never saw that. You learn something new every month,” I said, wondering how long I’d been drinking bad-tasting beer and didn’t know it.

CHAPTER 20

Now I had to see a man about a gun.

“Hey, Hank. What are you wearing?” Delovoa asked as he opened the door.

“It’s a helmet.”

He stared at it.

“It’s fancy. Is that the new style?”

“I don’t know. I just have to wear it for a job.”

“And you’re wearing shorts and new shoes. This is like a whole wardrobe switch.”

“Eh, you got to stay hip,” I said. “And women like to see men’s legs just like we do.”

“They look comfortable.”

“They are,” I said, demonstrating by lifting my legs.

“So what you been up to?” he asked.

“Working. I got a bunch of new jobs. I’m working for the corporations now, too.”

“I figured it would only be a matter of time. They got a lot of money to throw around. Might as well grab some.”

“I’m trying to figure them out, but they’re complicated.”

“What’s complicated?”

I told him about Rendrae’s story and the corps fighting by the telescopes.

“That doesn’t sound right,” Delovoa said, biting his lip in thought.

“That’s not what I came here for, though. Your autocannon nearly killed me firing it.”

“Yeah, I heard.”

“I—wait, how did you hear? I was the only one there.”

“No, I don’t mean someone told me, I literally heard it. That gun isn’t exactly quiet. Did you say the suckerface thing before you used it?”

“Suckface. Maybe. But when I shot, it flung me like twenty feet in the air and I landed on my face.”

“It couldn’t possibly do that.”

“Maybe not twenty feet, but a lot. And it spun me like a top.”

“How did you hold it?”

I showed him.

“No, you need to get your legs down and lean into it. Keep your center of gravity low,” he said, stretching down like he was about to do the splits.

“I can’t do that,” I complained. “Especially during a fight. I’m not that flexible. Can you make the gun a bit smaller?”

Delovoa threw his arms up.

“It’s not a recipe where you can just add more or less sugar. It is what it is. Everything about that cannon is designed to work a certain way. It was hard enough to make it manual. Even if I cut down on the charge, the ballistics would get all wonky and it would lose tremendous accuracy.”

“Accuracy? I can’t even aim. It doesn’t have a sight for me to look over.”

“Hank, if you put your head above that barrel to look down a sight the cannon would flip up and hit you in the face. And that might be enough to hurt even you. You need to keep your bulk behind the recoil.”

“Alright. I need another armor piercing shell.”

“Sure,” he said, about to head into his basement.

“And I need fifty guns and fifty sets of adjustable body armor.”

CHAPTER 21

Anything illegal I could possibly want could be found at the Belvaille Gentleman’s Club. I looked around for people on my short list I wanted to recruit.

Wait. Why should I look for them? I had two million credits to my name. I called the shots.

I sat down in the corner of the cafeteria.

“Put some blinds around here,” I said to the cook, indicating my table. “And bring me a party tray and twelve cans of beer—that hasn’t portaled more than twice.” I gave him a token with a hundred credits on it. He looked at it in his greasy hand.

“What’s a party tray?”

“Stuff with dips. And things to dip. That can be shared.”

He looked at me blankly.

“I can make sandwiches,” he said. “And we got three beers. Garbage, junk, and not bad.”

“Twelve cans of not bad and fifty cups. And make me like fifty little sandwiches. Really small—”

“The bread is one size,” he interrupted.

“Take a normal sandwich and cut it in a third. Or a quarter. This isn’t building a Portal. Give me a tray of those. And lots of napkins.”

“Would you like a mirror and some fluffy pillows?”

“Hey smartass, I just gave you a hundred. And it’s not all for me.”

One by one I called the guys over. I made it really clear to them the first order of business was keeping their traps shut. Otherwise, there would be hell to pay.

Hell being my autocannon.

I asked where everyone was working before offering the job to make sure no one was currently employed at the Ulzaker-Ses club.

I did eat most of the sandwiches. But the guys helped themselves to beer.

Not many of the people I was interested in tapping happened to be at the club at the time. People had lives. So I teled them up and told them to come down so I could talk with them.

They thought it was very odd I didn’t want to talk on the tele and I wanted to negotiate at the Gentleman’s Club. It was a bit of a breach of protocol.

Guys were yelling at sports monitors. And playing little table games with each other. There was a sauna and steam room. Small exercise area. And the chairs were uncomfortable with uneven legs.

And of course it smelled.

After about three hours of corralling people and eating sandwiches, I had hired eighteen men.

“How much does this job pay?” one asked.

“It’s anywhere from one day to one week’s work and it pays 20,000.”

This guy wasn’t a good card player because his eyes bugged.

“For what? Attacking the Navy?”

“No. You’ll know when it’s ready. It’s nothing too big.”

“What do I need?”

“You. Clothes. I’m providing weapons and armor. Again, you breathe a word of this…”

He shook my hand and rose from my table, taking a cup of beer. Quite a lot of people were hovering around the edge of my makeshift recruitment center. They saw guys come in and leave with big smiles and beer.

They weren’t stupid. Well. They knew a job was going down. And they wanted in, whatever it was.

“Hank, what you looking for?” someone asked, peeking over my screen.

“If I want you, I’ll send for you.”

I got one of my recent hires to stand guard out of earshot and shoo people away.

I also got two guys to monitor the Ulzaker-Ses club. Balday-yow and Cad, my old doorman accomplices. Find out who was there, when. The security. The traffic. The entrances and exits. Everything. I didn’t tell them about each other, so if they were any good after a week they would also notice someone else casing the place.

I figured it would take a week for Delovoa to get me all the gear. And a week to recruit everyone I wanted. It was easy at the start, but it would get harder to reach fifty as the pickings got slimmer.

And the longer I waited the more likely someone was to spill. Naked Guy said there were thirty guards. I guessed that meant they were prepped and ready this minute. But no business could be profitable with thirty guards forever. Not even a casino.

So I would wait them out until traffic died down and there was less likelihood of hurting innocent bystanders.

And I considered myself an innocent bystander.

CHAPTER 22

I was now looking for 183 people.

They were the combined passenger lists that corresponded to the blank check-in and quarantine records. Good thing I was being paid by the week.

I was pretty sure the pale sister had jammed the scanners using whatever Quadrad skills they’re taught while being potty trained.

“Hi, are you Jeulada Loenor?” I said to the woman at the door, fumbling over her name.

“Yes? What’s this about?” She was an attractive woman, very short, dark hair and eyes. Seemed young and feisty.

“And does, whew, Gwodendion Bwoew Rastonqil—or something like that—live here as well?”

“What’s this about?” she insisted, her arms crossed.

“I’m just doing follow-up from quarantine. Everything is okay, just need to do a count.”

“Yes, he’s my husband,” she said.

“Ah, good. That’s all I need. Have a great day,” I said, turning to go. That’s two down and 181 more to go.

I was a half-block down the street when I heard from behind me:

“Hey!”

A man ran up to me, looking pissed. He was a muscular guy, face full of stubble. He also seemed young.

“Yeah?” I asked.

“You upset my wife back there.”

This was utterly surprising.

“I did? How?”

“I’d like an apology.”

I wasn’t wearing my autocannon for a change so when he ran up I must have just seemed like a big slow guy. I looked to the apartment and saw the woman standing at the front door awaiting my response.

“No, I think it’s best I say sorry to her.”

I walked past the man and he tried to put his hand on my shoulder to stop me and felt how solid I was.

“Look, uh, we just got to the station. We don’t know how the authorities work here,” he said quickly.

“Oh, I’m not the authorities.”

I kept walking to the apartment and saw his wife growing more and more concerned. At the entrance she suddenly got the idea to close the door. I put my foot out and blocked it. She wisely retreated into her apartment.

“Come in,” I said to the husband.

Inside it was furnished, but cheaply. I assumed they were renting with furniture. The husband and wife were standing next to each other and didn’t look upset any longer.

“Hi. Have a seat.” I indicated their couch.

They hesitated.

“I could just rip off your legs and you wouldn’t have a choice,” I said helpfully.

They reluctantly sat.

“Look, I get it,” I said to the man, “you’re macho, you want to show off to your wife, you want to be tough. And you,” I said to the woman, “you want to see that he cares. When you say you’re upset you want to know he’s concerned.”

I took a step closer and leaned down a bit to put my head more at their level.

“But you’re on Belvaille now. And not everyone is as nice as me. This could have gone a very different way if you said it to the wrong person. Do you all understand?” And I really hoped they did.

“Yeah,” they said.

“Sorry about coming off like a—” the husband began, but I cut him off.

“Don’t worry about it.”

I walked out with a smile on my face, feeling I had done my good deed for the day.

CHAPTER 23

At home I got a tele from the General.

“Are you in a secure location to speak of our operations?” he asked.

Secure. Operations. I rolled my eyes.

“Sure,” I said.

“What do you have to report?”

“Nothing.”

“Are you progressing?” His voice was accusatory. But what else was new?

“Yeah, but you have to understand how difficult this is. I can’t say I’m looking for a disintegrator because then the thief will know I’m working on behalf of you—which won’t make me popular. And just saying I’m looking for a weapon isn’t getting me anywhere. I don’t have a real angle to approach this. I need to wait until they get hungry enough to want to move it.”

“Would it help to inform you that Quadrad stole the device?”

I stood there fidgeting.

“Are you familiar with them?” he continued.

This was a fine line. I was actively getting paid by the Quadrad sisters even if it was for another job. But they paid a whole lot less and tended to stab me. Still.

“No,” I said after a moment.

“Citizen Hank, you are not an effective liar. We know you have had contact with the Quadrad.”

“Then why did you ask?”

“To see where your loyalties are.”

“There’s other Quadrad here too,” I said.

“Your former Adjunct Overwatch is not the thief.”

The Navy hated Garm. They couldn’t even say her name. She had sided with the short-lived resistance during Belvaille’s martial law.

“Well then the next time they attack me, I’ll ask if they’re interested in selling.”

“Interested—” he sputtered. “You will secure the device. Those are your orders and what you are being paid to do.”

“Look, General,” I began, then stopped.

A good negotiator modifies his tactics based on each person he speaks with. After all, it’s them you’re negotiating with, not yourself. There are some people that if you go in like a fighter, they will scrap it out until it kills you both; and there are some people that if you go in with a soft touch, they will think you’re weak and try to step on you.

The trick was to recognize each type and be crafty enough to change your own style to best suit your needs. Adapting yourself was the single hardest part about being a negotiator.

The General was not some young couple with big mouths. He was a general sitting in a battleship, in the Jam, that blocked the Portals that kept this space station alive. The amount of leverage he had was so grossly out of proportion to mine that I should be thankful he was even deigning to speak to me.

“I want to return the disintegrator to you in working order to get my full pay. But I need time to do it. You have given me valuable information—which I really wish you had told me from the start—and I will proceed as judiciously as possible.”

He squinted and sneered and boiled. If I didn’t know better I would think he was passing a kidney stone.

“If you get any ideas of not returning the device to us, your existence will be very short and very painful.”

“I wouldn’t expect otherwise.”

CHAPTER 24

“I can’t keep going on dates with you,” I said to Bronze Badel Bardel, as we sat in a bar drinking.

“It’s not a date. I want you to meet my old lady,” he said, “since you’re my best friend on Belvaille.”

That was kind of depressing.

“I already met Qindol,” I said. “I don’t think she liked me.”

“Who?”

“The girl at my place. That’s her, right?”

He honestly seemed to have no idea.

“Whose friend got shot.” Could he really not remember her?

“Oh, no, it’s not her,” he waved it away. “You’ll like her. I hope you will. Everyone I talked to knows you. You fight aliens and whatnot.”

“I just have a lot of work to do right now,” I said. Bronze was super nice and enthusiastic, but I just didn’t want to sour his date and be a third wheel.

“You have any work I could do?”

“Bronze, you got to know…I’m kind of a sleaze.”

“Nah, man. You’re great.”

“Most of the stuff I do nowadays involves hurting people. Or killing people.”

“Hey, I might not be as strong as you or have a big ol’ gun, but I can throw a punch.”

I looked at him with sad eyes. Bronze shouldn’t be on Belvaille. The people here were already lost. No one ever left here a better person. Never. Bronze was either going to have to adapt or get chewed-up. And I just hated for either to happen.

“Here she comes,” he said.

I turned and my jaw hit the table.

Garm walked up wearing high heels, a dress, her hair done up, jewelry—even earrings—and make-up.

I hadn’t seen Garm wear any of that stuff. She looked like a bazillion credits.

She saw me and she looked equally stunned.

Bronze jumped up.

“Garm, this is my good pal Hank. Hank, this is Garm.”

Silence.

Garm sat down woodenly at our table. Bronze was to my left and prattled on about things at his usual high speed. I felt my face burning as I looked at Garm and she did her best not to look at me.

I just couldn’t believe it.

I was really, really pissed.

When I dated Garm she was just Garm. Not that there was anything wrong with that. But Bronze shows up and in a week he’s turned her into Miss Sex-Bod-Hot-Face. What the hell?

I was shaking my head at it all. Some guys just got that. I never thought Garm could be flipped. And I could tell she knew it, because she looked embarrassed. I’d known her for decades and at this point. I was pretty certain she had a medical condition that prevented her from wearing dresses. Like she would literally die if she put one on.

And Bronze? I liked the guy, sure, but he was all flash. He lived in Deadsouth. He washed dishes—when he was lucky. Garm was only interested in the richest of the rich. She even looked down on me. Yet here they were together.

I wasn’t jealous. I mean, maybe a tiny bit. But I wasn’t so petty as that. I know Garm had been with people since she was with me, I wished her the best. But this? I was sure if I had given Garm a million credits to put on some sexy clothes she would have told me to shove it.

What little faith I possessed, had been taken down a notch.

I just couldn’t handle this. I put my hands under the table and ripped it from its moorings so I could stand.

“Got to go to the bathroom,” I blurted, as I hastened away.

CHAPTER 25

I had gone through eighty-five names from the passenger list at this point. They were not difficult to find since they were brand new to the station and not trying to hide.

I also recruited everyone I needed for the corporate job, equipped them, and was just waiting for a window of opportunity.

I decided to go out partying to blow off some steam. Maybe I would run into the other pale sister twirling a disintegrator.

I was not a real party person. I liked to hang out at the occasional casino, go to bars, spend an inordinate amount of time at the Belvaille Gentleman’s Club, and frequent enough restaurants that they often had a table—and reinforced chair—specifically for me.

Belvaille had three blocks called The Strip. That was its official name. It was five blocks north of City Hall and the hippest place on the station. All the really popular clubs were there, live music, comedy shows, edgy restaurants. Basically anything that was new, youth-based, and imported red hot from the rest of the Colmarian Confederation.

At night you could not drive a car down the streets because the people overflowed the sidewalks. It was just complete craziness.

Belvaille was a serious place. Deadly serious. And that wasn’t lost on folks. Those who weren’t bulletproof knew they might die at any time of any day. The Strip was a release valve for them.

A defiant, loud, raucous celebration of life while it lasted.

I came up to it in my metal shoes with my autocannon and silly hat and felt immediately out of place.

Everyone was joyous, yelling to strangers, hugging, making out, and running from club to club as if they were on fire and the next establishment was an extinguisher retailer.

Even the streets themselves looked different because every inch of every building was covered in graffiti. People doing their best to leave a permanent mark when they knew very well how fleeting this life could be.

Colored street lamps provided unique illumination. Not disco or flashing, just colored lights. I think this was the only place on Belvaille that didn’t rely on the lighting from the latticework.

Looking at all these people running around I couldn’t tell if they were drunk or drugged or just youthful—maybe some combination. When I was a doorman, if I saw people acting like this I wouldn’t have let them inside. But that was a casino and you were expected to behave a certain way.

“Hey!” A woman screamed at me and grabbed hold of my arm. She said something else and I couldn’t hear her.

“What?”

She was talking to me excitedly and I couldn’t hear any of it. The Strip was just too loud. Or I was too deaf.

She held my arm and had her head against my shoulder as we walked down the street together. I couldn’t tell if I knew her. Stupid lights. Everyone looks the same under a blue filter.

She was a medium height woman with blonde hair and dressed in black synth strips that crisscrossed her body strategically. She had a black synth miniskirt on and had to take very fast baby steps to get around.

I definitely saw people doing drugs and drinking. It was unusual to me to see that in an open street. It felt almost like Deadsouth except people were happy. Maybe The Strip was what Deadsouth started out as.

We were walking languidly, just people-watching. The woman attached to me was bumping around and unsteady. Because of her weaving I kept checking to make sure I didn’t step on her feet. These metal clogs and my weight on those little open-toed shoes were going to be painful.

“Where are we going?” she asked me finally.

“I don’t know. I was just walking.”

She laughed at that hysterically, covering her face with both hands. She reached up to put her arm around me and pulled back, confused.

“What’s that?”

“That’s my autocannon.” I turned to show her.

“What’s it do?” she asked.

“It’s a gun. It shoots ten miles.”

“It’s really big. Is it true what they say about big guns?” She poked her finger at me seductively, and I felt I should be flirting, but those skills atrophied decades ago.

“It has a lot of recoil,” I confessed.

She giggled and continued walking. I took a few steps and caught up.

“We should go into a club,” I said.

“I want a Rodye,” she said.

I kicked that word around in my head and had never heard it before. I knew she was younger than me, a lot younger. And I knew this wasn’t my scene. She could be talking about a drug, a drink, a candy, a cybernetic modification. I had no idea. I didn’t say anything.

“Let’s go to your place,” she said suddenly.

“Okay.”

On the train ride back I got a better view of her without colored lights. She was pretty, had good bone structure and great skin. It’s funny, at my age, when people look good, you have to really be taking care of yourself. But at her age, you have to really go out of your way to be ugly.

I can vaguely remember myself at that age, and I was good-looking. I don’t mean that to show off, either. I was good-looking because I was young. Because I hadn’t been stressed-out yet. Hadn’t been shot in the face a hundred times. Hadn’t lived off the dubious nutritional value of space station food.

I was about middle-aged now. Not that there was a set mark for that. I could live for another hundred years or two hundred years. Or because of my mutation, die tomorrow. Who knew?

I wasn’t excited about taking this woman home—whose name I had forgotten to ask and now it was too late. Maybe a hundred years ago I would have been excited. Now it was just another thing to stress out about.

I had gone to The Strip to try and purge my thoughts from all the things I had to do, but I’m not one of the people that can do that easily. Maybe that’s why I was a good gang negotiator.

I was always on the job.

Sitting here on the train with a cute blonde in my lap I was still piecing together how I would attack the Ulzaker-Ses club.

There was going to be people in it no matter what time I attacked.

Unless there weren’t!

“Hey,” I said.

“What?” The blonde brightened, seeing as I had been a big lump the whole time.

“Nothing. I just thought of a way…” and I looked at her. “Thought what a sexy woman you were. Are.”

“Aww,” she said. And put her head back on my shoulder.

At my stop we began walking to my home. I’m not sure if she had been under the influence and my sober attitude had sobered her, she was naturally coming down, or she found me dull. But in any case she was a lot less bubbly.

So about my front steps. How was I going to do this?

“Want to play a game?” I asked her.

“What kind?” she said, perking up.

“I want to see if I can carry you all the way in. But you have to close your eyes.”

“Don’t hurt yourself,” she warned, as if she weighed even half as much as my autocannon. “How far away do you live?”

“Close. Come on, climb up.”

I picked her up easily in my arms. In fact, she was a nice counterbalance to my gun.

She laughed joyfully as I jiggled her around.

“Cover your eyes,” I said.

She did so, dutifully. Not asking how it related to being carried.

The Gandrine were still there.

“Keep those eyes closed,” I taunted.

“I am!”

I walked past my two gargoyles and then approached Toby and Byo’lene. I turned to the side so I could see where I was walking better. I didn’t want to step on the corpses. If I dropped the woman at that point, things might become very bad when she opened her eyes.

Suddenly I heard a chok from in front of me.

I looked down and the woman I was carrying had a circular wound in her chest. Right over her heart.

Her hands, which had been pressed tight against her eyes, dropped flaccidly down. Her mouth which had been fixed in a smile, relaxed. Her eyes went glassy.

I placed her on the ground and put my hand above her eye, blocking the latticework light and removed it, to see if her pupils reacted. They did not. Turning her, I saw an exit wound clear through her back.

Staying hunched down, I got behind the Gandrine for cover.

“Come on, I didn’t even know her!” I yelled to the street.

I looked back at the growing pile of corpses at my front door. It was clear they weren’t trying to shoot me. But why shoot strangers?

It’s like someone really wanted me to become antisocial.

CHAPTER 26

“Everything looks good?” I asked Cad the following night.

“Yeah, it’s quiet. No one on the whole block,” he said.

My big brainstorm was to bribe Garm’s people. Of course I had to give 25K to Garm and sprinkle about half that among her techs. Then they cut off the electrical grid to the Ulzaker-Ses club and the surrounding block.

For the first few hours I knew they would be in a panic, trying to get the juice restored. Get their customers to stay put. At the third hour, they would chalk it up to Belvaille incompetence and not bother.

We would attack on hour four of the brown-out.

Hopefully there would be no customers, no security, no nothing.

We were all currently in a vacant building just by the train line in the northwest going over last minute planning.

I felt like a real gang boss. And I wasn’t very comfortable with that. I had been a sergeant many times. The leader of an operation. The head goon.

But I was paying everyone here and it showed. They held the door for me. They pulled out chairs. They stood a respectable five feet away even if they had to rudely push the guy behind them to make space.

“Listen up, everyone, Hank’s about to talk,” Balday-yow yelled to the assembled troops.

All you could hear was the creaking of equipment.

I stood over a little table with a map on it. My men crowded around it listening. I had picked what I felt were solid guys, so no one was daydreaming or drinking or otherwise goofing off.

There was a real tension in the air. They knew they were getting a lot of money for a very short period of time, so this potentially could be dangerous. It was fifty guys who knew that when they stepped out the door they may have twenty minutes to live.

“First off, if you got something to say, tell your captain and he tells me. We can’t have fifty guys yelling. Cad is going to set up a perimeter with his men outside and keep us posted if anything comes. If they bring in reinforcements, you got to hold them off until we can get outside and back you up.”

“Right,” Cad said. He had Sassy with him as I wanted his ears and nose.

“The rest of us are going in. It will be dark, with just the emergency lights. Fan out immediately across the floor. Stay behind cover and stay low. Anyone there who isn’t part of our team…”

And I looked around at the men.

“Dies.”

They all exchanged looks. There was a lot of deep breaths and widening of eyes.

I felt that order had to be given. If they left a skeleton crew of security we had to take them out fast before they called in their thirty friends and it became a real bloodbath.

“Once the club is secure, I’ll set the charges and everyone gets out. When everyone is out and away from the building, the job is officially over. Then you go home.”

“Hank, can we ask who this is for?” a young guy piped. He had been a referral.

Some of the older, more experienced thugs, tsked, and elbowed him, and gave him hard looks. I ignored him.

“That’s it. You know your groups. Everyone to the train.”

The captains started screaming at their respective men, whipping them forward.

I took a gamble putting us all on the same train. Yeah. Fifty guys in body armor carrying all the assorted shotguns, pistols, rifles, and submachine guns that Delovoa could scrounge on short notice. No, nothing’s going on, why do you ask?

I could have asked the corporation to borrow an APC but I didn’t know anyone who could drive them and I didn’t want to use corporation resources. This was an old school gang affair as far as I was concerned.

The train was powered all the way to three blocks from the club and then we had to get out—the power outage affected it as well. We moved double-time down the street, hugging the sidewalk. I wanted to get into the shadows of the brown-out as soon as possible.

When we got there, it was dead silent. All the businesses were shuttered and empty.

It wasn’t a very busy street to begin with and four hours of darkness meant there was no reason to be here at all.

Unless you wanted to firebomb a building.

Cad’s men took up their defensive positions.

Two of my guys began cracking the locks while the rest of us waited impatiently.

It took longer than I wished, but they got the doors open.

I went in first. If anyone was meant to draw fire it was me.

It was nearly impossible to see inside. I waited for guys to filter in behind me and disperse themselves, and then I turned on my flashlight.

Well, it was a club. Lots of tables. Chairs. Bars. Dance platforms.

Some of the other men turned on their flashlights too. Keeping cover behind furniture and whatever else they could find, we slowly moved forward.

We were all maybe fifteen feet inside when the shooting started.

Dozens of automatic weapons appeared all across the club in every corner, behind every object, some just a few feet from where my guys were advancing.

Everyone on my side began unloading as well. It was a full-on firefight.

The light from the muzzle flashes was more disorienting than a strobe light. I think because the shots were so irregularly spaced that your pupils had just enough time to widen to the dark before they were shrunk tiny by another barrage.

I couldn’t get a bead on where everyone was. I couldn’t even tell who was on whose side. I’m not sure anyone knew.

It was just they were vaguely over there and we were vaguely over here.

I saw guys going down. Heard moans in between the incredibly loud firing.

We were outgunned, that much was obvious. I hadn’t equipped the guys with assault rifles because not everyone was good with them and I didn’t think we would be fighting a war inside a club. My men with pistols and shotguns and long rifles had no chance trading fire in the dark with enemies who seemed largely to have automatic weapons.

One of my team, who had been apparently hiding behind me, fell to the ground gripping his leg. I felt I had to try and turn this around or we were going to lose.

“Eat suck, suckface!” I warned.

The shooting slowed substantially. Both sides had people who knew me. Or knew of me. And they knew what it meant when I said that. A lot of guys were taking the opportunity to get into cover or flee upstairs.

I pulled my autocannon in place. Thought about it for a moment and loaded a canister shell. I had no idea what it would do inside a building.

I leaned into the gun like Delovoa said and fired.

Kachooom!

There was that five-foot fireball. The speed of light was a lot faster than the recoil of the gun and I briefly saw and comprehended: destruction.

Then I was promptly hurled backwards however many feet and landed like a turtle upside down.

I was dazed from the blast and blinded by its light. But I rolled to my side and managed to get to my feet.

I reloaded another canister round and blinked my eyes to try and get my sight back.

My ears were ringing and I enjoyed the pleasant novelty of not being shot at.

I saw a flashlight near my feet and picked it up.

The club looked like someone had taken every piece of furniture and put it into a giant blender and then poured out that massive pile of debris against the far wall.

There were men down everywhere. Mine. Theirs.

“Hank,” I heard Cad yell on my open tele. “Some corporation is here. They got vehicles, and guys, and they’re shooting up everyone!”

I took in as much air as I could and yelled to the club.

“Hold your fire! Everyone! It is over. If you exit the building now, we will not fire on you! You have my word on that. If you are in this club in three minutes, you will be burned alive! Those are your two options. Help the wounded out. But get out now!”

I set up some of the flashlights on the ground to see what I was doing.

People stumbled past. I couldn’t see what they were wearing or who they worked for. I really didn’t care.

I took from my backpack the charges that Delovoa had given me and placed them around the club. He told me they leaked a dense, highly flammable gas that was slightly lighter than air, so it would permeate the club. He assured me that when all five went off, the building would contain nothing but ash.

“Hank,” someone said. I looked by the door and it was a guy in armor, holding his bleeding side. He was not one of my men.

“Yeah?”

“Did you set your bombs?”

“Yeah, why?”

He grabbed hold of the doors and pulled them shut. I heard them lock. They were security doors and would be just as hard to open from the inside as the outside.

“Sore loser!”

I thought about the floor plans for this building but the lower entrances would also be sealed. And they would now be filled with flammable gas.

I began to run towards the stairs. I got maybe five feet and reached down and ripped off my metal shoes, I couldn’t afford to trip in them. I continued up the stairs.

At the first landing I saw about a half-dozen of the defenders waiting. They all turned their guns on me.

“Don’t you smell that? We’re all about to be bacon! Come on.”

I continued up the stairs and I heard the men following me. After two more flights of stairs they passed by, not worried so much about being shot in the back as being incinerated.

The charges ignited and we could feel the heat. But the gas hadn’t penetrated this far up. I was glad Delovoa had miscalculated—or exaggerated. Still, everything in the building was going to burn and we were going to run out of air even if we weren’t cooked in this metal oven.

We got to the top of the stairs and the roof access, but the door was locked.

The guys were banging on it and kicking it and punching in random numbers trying to guess the combination. I knew that door and didn’t think I could force it open.

“Back up,” I said.

Not everyone did, until I got my autocannon out and pointed it at the door.

I ejected the canister round and put in an armor piercing shell. I pushed the group back some but no one was willing to go down the stairs closer to a fire that was raging upwards.

“Everyone lean against me,” I said.

“What?”

“Push against me or I’ll knock us all down a flight of stairs and probably break half your bones.”

They pushed.

I aimed as best I could at the lock connected to the wall. I then closed my eyes, put down my head, and pulled the trigger.

Kachooom!

Firing the gun on the narrow stairwell caused a terrible shockwave. It felt like someone had opened my skull and hit me directly on the brain with a hammer. I could hear nothing. I had no orientation.

I tried to shake the cobwebs from my head. I looked up and saw the door had been blasted open.

The guys were in bad shape. I might have taken the brunt of an autocannon being fired in close quarters, but I was a lot more able to take it.

I dragged them to their feet by their armor or their necks. Two were unconscious and I had the other guys carry them.

We got onto the roof and into the sweet sweet air.

I walked to the edge of the building and looked down.

There must have been three APCs and countless soldiers. They were just everywhere. In my tele, I ordered a full retreat.

Some of the guys from the stairs came by to watch. I wasn’t worried about them trying to push me off the roof because they couldn’t if they wanted to.

“Is that your corporation?” I asked one.

“Ours? You think we work with them? Why do you think we have so many guards? They’ve been trying to beat us for months.”

It wasn’t Colmarian United Supply. The APC had spotlights and I could vaguely see the pattern on their vehicles was green and white diamonds with some writing I couldn’t make out. Probably something like, “Where the Customer Comes First.”

The thing I wanted to know was how did this other corporation know we were here?

CHAPTER 27

I regrouped at the Belvaille Gentleman’s Club the next evening. I didn’t want to, but it was my responsibility.

Thirteen of my men were dead. Thirty-five were injured. Only two escaped unscratched. One was named Nevinz-eor and the other was Flizzer. Both of their nicknames suddenly, and irrevocably, were switched to “Lucky.”

Of the defenders of the club, only the ones who had gone through the roof with me survived. The owner was dead.

The mood was somber in the Gentleman’s Club. That was a lot of guys who lost their lives.

Normally they would be griping about me, some egotistical boss that had caused all this mayhem. But I wasn’t a boss. I was supposedly one of them. Here I was sitting in the club, smelling the same bad air, watching the same sports.

No one was talking. The Gentleman’s Club was a pretty unruly place most times. But I felt like everyone was looking over their shoulder at me. Like I was a Navy general keeping them in line.

I decided to take my leave and head to the hospital and see how the guys were doing.

“Hey, Cad,” I said uneasily. He was naked from the waist up and had his arm in a sling.

“We couldn’t hold the line,” he blurted out. “There was too many. They killed Sassy.”

“Sorry about that.”

“It’s not your fault. You didn’t know a corporation would be there. Did you?”

“Absolutely not. Did they say anything before they attacked?”

“Nothing. At all. Just floodlights and firing. They didn’t care who they shot at. They shot everyone who came out of that club.”

“I looked them up. The corporation was the Fifteen Stars Holding Authority,” I said.

“Typical corporate name. How did you get away?”

“From the roof we jumped down to the adjacent building. Then one more. Finally found a fire escape and it led to the opposite street.”

“When I saw how many there were, I dropped my gun and ran. I’m sorry, but there was no way. I think if I was taller, I would have been killed.”

“Did they arrive in the APCs?”

“No, that’s what I was thinking was weird. Those weren’t troop transports, they were the ones you shoot out of. So they could only hold like ten each. And they were full of guys firing. All those soldiers must have gotten there on foot.”

“They could have had other transports or trucks parked a few blocks away.”

“Yeah,” he admitted. “But that was seriously at least a hundred soldiers. Maybe two hundred. That wasn’t a coincidence them driving around with that many guys and all piling out. That was like a military operation.” He shook his head remembering.

“So what are you going to do after you heal up?” I asked.

“Get the hell off this station!”

CHAPTER 28

I came home and the Gandrine were gone. Small miracle. But the pile of bodies was still there. I called up Garm as I went inside.

“Hey, are you killing my dates?” I asked her.

She hung up.

I called her back.

“What?” she asked, annoyed.

“I’m serious. Are you killing my dates?”

“Your dates? Like people you’re dating?”

“Yeah.”

“Physically murdering them?”

“Yes.”

“Why would I care enough to do that?”

“I don’t know. That’s why I’m asking.”

“Someone is killing your dates?”

“I literally got a morgue outside my door,” I said.

“You know, someone was telling me about that. I also heard about your fight at the club. People are…really scared of you right now.”

“What? Why?”

“Because they think you’ve gone crazy, massacring people and leaving the bodies everywhere.”

I was about to say, “no I’m not,” but I did kill people at the club.

“I’m not crazy,” I said, grasping for at least some denial.

“I believe you. Who were you dating?”

“Hah! You do care,” I pounced.

“Care about what?”

“You said ‘how would you care enough to do it,’ but if you didn’t care, you wouldn’t ask who I was dating.”

“I’m just making conversation.”

“Right. And you’re the queen of small talk.”

“What did happen? I heard like a hundred people died. That’s…a lot, Hank.”

“I’m not sure how it happened. I’d ask them, but everyone who knew anything got killed. This corporation came out of nowhere and began attacking.”

“Which one?”

“Fifteen Stars Holding Authority. Do you know it?”

“I know of it. It owns one of the freighters.”

“The what?”

“One of the ships that’s hooked to Belvaille.”

“What do they manufacture?”

“How should I know?” she complained.

“Well, what services do they use?”

“Electricity, water, air, gravity. Same as anyone else. I don’t nose around what any of the corporations do.”

“I thought it was your business to know all this stuff.”

And I saw from the tele screen she was uneasy.

“Not with these guys. You work for them and if you try and reach beyond that…well, we got enough evidence of what they do.”

“So how’s Bronze?” I asked.

I saw her blush. Garm blush!

“Fine,” she said quickly, looking away.

“You guys sleep with each other yet?”

She looked back to the screen, brow furrowed, mouth open in anger.

I hung up.

CHAPTER 29

On the train I noticed people were not sitting near me. Or looking towards me. Normally I would at least get a few salutations. That’s fine. I could get more work done.

I rang Delovoa’s door.

His face came on the display.

“Hank, come in,” he said.

The door unlocked and I walked inside.

“Hello?” He wasn’t around.

I moved to the basement. As I was on the ramp down, I looked over and saw Delovoa standing beside a work table. A nude man was lying on top of the table.

“I knew it!” I yelled, covering my eyes. What was it with naked guys lately?

“Hank,” he said, “I’m glad you’re here. Come down.”

“No way, weirdo.” I pawed around with my hand to try and find the railing to get out of the basement.

“Hank, it’s okay. He’s dead.”

“Oh, yeah. That makes it great.”

“This is one of the soldiers you killed,” he said.

And I paused, my hand still covering my face.

“Why do you have a soldier I killed?”

“Come down, I’m not going to yell all this up to you.”

I removed my hand and walked down the ramp to the lower basement.

“I swear, about half the time I come here I see something I wish I hadn’t seen.”

I stopped nearish Delovoa but not so near. My eyes were on the ceiling.

“So is this one of the bodies from the club fight?”

“No. From the APC you destroyed.”

“That was a long time ago.”

“Yeah.”

“Did you carry this body all the way here?”

“No. I dragged it.”

“This city is so screwed up,” I said, thinking about all the people who must have seen Delovoa dragging a dead body for twenty or more blocks and didn’t care. “What did he die of, anyway?”

“Heat and concussion from when the armor piercing shot burrowed through the plates of the vehicle. Which is why his skin is charred in spots.”

“Lovely.”

“But this guy was really dumb,” Delovoa stated.

“Well, he worked for a corporation.”

“No, look.”

Delovoa took out an x-ray and held it up to the light for me to see.

“What am I looking at here?”

“This is his brain.”

“I’m not a doctor, Delovoa.”

“You can see he’s missing half his brain, can’t you?” Delovoa asked, annoyed. He highlighted it with his finger. “This is his skull. This part is his brain. This is all empty.”

“Maybe the autocannon did that?”

“It’s not going to melt his brain—half of it. He had on his body armor, including a helmet.”

“So he wasn’t very smart. I’ve worked with a lot of people like that.”

“Now look at his DNA.”

Delovoa began to drag out some equipment from under the table and get it all situated.

“Okay,” he said, once it was all connected. “This is trying to match his DNA and mine.”

The machines hummed and whirred and spat out a bunch of colored numbers onto a screen which were meaningless to me.

“He and I are a 23.2% match,” Delovoa said.

“So you aren’t related?” I asked blandly.

“Hank, even the weirdest Colmarians are still Colmarians. We all share at least half our DNA. And often it’s up to 99%. I have more in common with a tree than I do with this guy.”

He saw from my face that I wasn’t getting it.

“Look, I have some blood from someone on-station that I’ll match to mine.”

“Delovoa, you’re starting to really freak me out. Why do you have someone’s blood and all this DNA equipment?”

“I do paternity tests on the side.”

“Really? Like for who?”

“That’s confidential,” he replied sternly. Then he leaned in to me and whispered, “Hrelix and Veolbos.”

“Oh, that’s his baby for sure,” I said certainly.

Delovoa smiled broadly and nodded at me.

“This is Hrelix’s blood. And she comes from the other side of the galaxy.”

The machines went at it again and popped out a result.

“There, an 83.6% match. And I’m a mutant male nothing like her.”

“You’re staring at me like this should be some huge information, but I don’t understand.”

“Hank, it’s not possible for us to match this little. He shouldn’t even be functioning biological life. At least not one that looks like that.”

“Maybe he wasn’t functioning. Maybe he was already dead in the APC.”

“Doesn’t matter. The DNA would still be the same. The autocannon didn’t blast apart his genetic makeup.”

“So what does it mean then?”

“We have a lot of DNA that we don’t use. That is kind of…legacy, from when we evolved. It’s still there but it doesn’t do anything. So what is happening is that he and I are matching on the big stuff. Like how to create cells and proteins and organs and muscles and whatever. But he doesn’t have any of the material we no longer use.”

Delovoa stared at me with his three eyes popped.

I shrugged, waiting for him to continue. Or at least talk simpler.

“Hank, he never evolved.”

“Wait, what? So is he sick?”

Delovoa’s head drooped.

“Ugh. Just because you don’t know something doesn’t mean you have to guess. He’s not sick. I mean, he’s dead. But he wasn’t sick. I think he was created in a lab.”

“Like this one?” I asked, wondering if Delovoa was creating soldiers.

“No, not like this one. I build guns and security systems. I’m an engineer. You would need vast resources to create him.”

“But why? I don’t get it. What does taking out his brain and DNA do?”

“I don’t think they took them out, they never put them in. He has exactly what he needs to do his job. As much brain as he needs to work.”

“So someone built him? Like a machine? Is that even possible?”

“I think so,” Delovoa said, after sucking in some air. “We had done it in our past. I remember reading about it. It’s illegal.”

“Why illegal? Though, just about everything is illegal in the Colmarian Confederation.”

“This isn’t just our law. This is galactic treaty. Everyone agreed to it.”

“What’s the big deal? He’s stupid, right?”

“You know how many procedures we have at quarantine to prevent outbreaks from all the different planets? Well, all our races have coexisted for, I don’t know, hundreds of thousands of years. Our genetic material is all spliced and combined together. But this guy has DNA that’s completely foreign. If he sneezed it might wipe out a planet’s population.”

“So he is sick!” I said, backing away.

“Well…” and Delovoa looked at him and also backed away.

“I knew I shouldn’t have come down here,” I said, heading for the ramp.

Delovoa was following slower.

“Oh, get me some autocannon ammo first.”

Upstairs I had all of Delovoa’s ammunition. A case of each shell type. We sat in his kitchen and talked.

“Where are your shoes?” Delovoa asked, as if that was the most important thing.

“Never mind. How did you know to drag that guy here and do those tests?”

“I grabbed him because I thought he was going to be loaded with technology I could steal. But there was nothing at all. He didn’t even have a tele or a radio. That made me really suspicious.”

“I know people who don’t have teles. I don’t x-ray their brains and take their blood.”

“It was some of the stuff you said and just how they behave in general. We never see them. Ever. They always wear visors—tinted visors, on a station that doesn’t orbit a star and has controlled lighting. You said they get all their uniforms at the same place for all the corporations. They work together and have perfect coordination.

“So you’re saying it’s not just that one guy?”

“Oh, no. I think it’s all of them. Or a lot of them.”

“What if they all sneeze?” I asked, panicked.

“I…” Delovoa sighed. “That wasn’t literally what I meant. The station has ongoing sterilization. If you injected some of his blood it would probably be really bad.”

“Why the hell would I inject a corpse’s blood, you sicko?”

“You wouldn’t. I’m just saying if you did,” he stated, as if that was completely logical.

“Do you think it’s just the soldiers or everyone in the corporation?”

“No, I think it’s just the soldiers and maybe only some of them. What I guess is that they are kind of programmed to do a task. Like it’s their instinct. Which is why they don’t need teles and can still coordinate so well. But while you might be able to make a generic soldier like that, I couldn’t think you would be able to fill every job in a corporation. They have thousands of different occupations. I can’t see why you would want to.”

“That’s what I keep coming back to. Guys with guns are really cheap. Why would you need to build soldiers? How much would it cost to make that guy?”

“Oh. A lot,” Delovoa said.

“A hundred credits? A million?”

“I have no idea, really. It’s not something anyone does.”

“Yeah, because there’s no reason. You could just hire thugs on Belvaille. We might not be single-minded, but we won’t kill you if we fart.”

CHAPTER 30

Over the last week I had successfully found everyone from the passenger list except three women. One I could immediately cross off because no amount of disguises would make her that old and large. The ship had to scan everyone who boarded and they would notice an inflatable body suit.

The other two women were listed as “courtesans” for occupation. I didn’t know if that was a nice word for prostitute since I couldn’t really think of any courty stuff you could do on Belvaille.

I looked at the records of the women closely. Either of them could be the pale sister.

As I walked to my apartment, I saw the Gandrine were back. They had been gone for a few days and I had hoped they had gotten bored of my stairs.

“Afternoon, everyone,” I said, walking past them.

Inside there was the terrible racket of grinding metal.

I peeked into my bathroom to see how the plumbers were doing.

One of the men, face covered with a protective mask, saw me and anxiously tapped the other plumber working the metal saw that was currently digging into my wall.

They turned off the machine, took off their masks, and stood facing me with a look of apprehension.

“Hey, how’s it going?” I asked.

“Great! Great, Hank. We should be finished in about three hours at the most,” one said.

“So you’ll be able to get my toilet back in?”

“Yeah, no problem. We’ll even reinforce it so it will be less likely to slide out from under you again.”

“It didn’t…alright, fine. How much will all this cost?”

The plumbers looked at each other worriedly.

“We figured, for all the good stuff you done for Belvaille,” one began.

“We’d do it for free,” the other finished.

“Look. Guys. I know there’s some stuff outside my apartment. But I didn’t have anything to do with that.” My voice rose at the end of the sentence like I was about to say what really happened. But then I realized if I told them it would sound stupid. So I just stood there.

They waited for me to continue. But seeing that I didn’t, they quickly filled the void.

“Oh, totally!” One plumber said. “That’s what I was telling him.”

“We both said it,” the other agreed. “We figured…” And he didn’t have anything to add either. Like three corpses magically appeared and two Gandrine randomly chose my house to sit in front of.

“Right. So I’ll leave you guys to it,” I said.

Courtesans.

I didn’t know any courtesans. Of course it was just something they wrote on their ingress statement. The other Quadrad had called themselves tourists, so it wasn’t the most accurate of forms.

I sat in a restaurant waiting for the best definition of a courtesan I knew.

Tejj-jo was the most beautiful woman on the station, at least in my estimation. And I wasn’t the only one who felt that way. She had been the moll, doll, mistress of maybe a half-dozen gang bosses and other luminaries over the years.

To me, she was far too attractive.

Everyone had their type. What they find to be dating material. And there’s damn little you can do about it. I liked cute and pretty. But Tejj-jo really was beautiful. She looked like artwork. And while that’s great and all to look at, I had as much desire to touch or kiss her as I did any artwork.

It was 4:48pm and she was supposed to meet me here at 4:00.

I was a bit surprised she had agreed to meet me with so little convincing. Our last talk hadn’t been especially smooth.

She finally came in the door at 4:57, which I guess was just enough that she could say she wasn’t an hour late.

She had extremely long auburn hair, which was one of her trademarks. Though instead of any kind of styling, it fell like water from her head without a single ripple. She had a great body that was not fully concealed under her fur coat. She was tall, taller than I was, and walked like you imagined artwork would walk.

Everyone in the restaurant watched her enter.

She approached my table, saw me, and immediately started laughing hysterically.

I looked around, wiped my face—as I had eaten while I was waiting—but she kept on going.

People were starting to notice and looked at me to see what was so amusing. Even her laugh was attractive.

“What?” I asked.

But she just kept going. She was holding her stomach at this point and she had tears rolling down her face. At first I thought she might be mocking me or pretending, but no one could fake laughing like that.

I drummed my fingers on the table waiting for her to stop.

She finally approached, not to sit, but to rest against the table.

“So how are you doing?” I asked.

And that kicked the laughing up another notch. She was about to cause herself internal bleeding any moment.

After what seemed like hours, with the restaurant all gawking, she managed to point at me.

“This?” I said, following her finger. “It’s a helmet.”

She exploded! She fell to her knees laughing at my cap. I was still wearing it because I didn’t want any monster soldiers to attack me and so far it had worked.

“Ih—” she said, but couldn’t continue.

Her face was red and she was gasping for air.

“A corporation gave it to me,” I explained. I felt she was being childish.

She waved for me to stop and was shaking her head as if I were torturing her.

“It—” she tried again, but got no further.

Every time she looked up at me she returned to uncontrollable mirthfulness. Weren’t people supposedly scared of me? I had two plumbers giving me free maintenance work not a handful of hours ago.

Tejj-jo took a seat across from me and was wiping her eyes with a handkerchief. I think her body was simply unable to sustain any more laughter. Pointing at my cap she said:

“That’s a diaper!” And lost control again.

“It’s a cap,” I disagreed. Looking around to see if anyone heard her.

Through her tears, she shook her head.

“That’s from my birth world. Look inside. There will be three blue squares and a red triangle.”

I took it off and looked. There were two blue squares and a red triangle under what I thought was the band. She saw the marks.

“Or two squares. It’s been a long time,” she acknowledged.

“What? I mean, how did…” I stammered.

“That’s a diaper for upper class families. That’s what the marks indicate. I remember my nieces and nephews wearing them.”

I quietly folded the ornate diaper, trying to make it as small as possible.

“Someone must have been playing a joke on you,” she said.

I nodded with a fake smile, but couldn’t bring myself to look her in the eye.

So. I’ve been walking around for months wearing a diaper on my head. Okay. Fine. I can live with that.

Naked Guy didn’t exactly strike me as a prankster. But we’ll talk again at some point I’m sure. I’ll just table this discussion until then.

“Right. So what I wanted to talk to you about,” I started, but I saw she couldn’t focus while the diaper was in view. I put it on the seat next to me. “Have you seen any of these women? I believe they might be in some of the same cliques you’re in.”

I gave her the documents and she looked them over carefully. She lifted her face and addressed me seriously.

“I’m sorry for laughing at you earlier. I had heard about it, but I was just really surprised.”

“Myah,” I mumbled.

Going back to the documents she made the connection.

“This one isn’t using that name. But I recognize her. She is new to the station. She’s dating Zadeck,” she said.

“He’s straight?” I was surprised.

“I don’t think he’s dating her that way.”

I rolled my eyes. I guess that was the life of a courtesan.

“This other woman I believe is an escort. You might contact Leeny and see if she works for him. But people come and go.”

“Thanks. Hey. Can I ask why you decided to come meet me when I called?” I was wondering what tips for dating beautiful women I might have inadvertently learned.

“I thought it was prudent to visit you instead of risking you coming for me. I heard you were walking around barefoot, killing people, leaving their bodies all over the city, while wearing a diaper.”

CHAPTER 31

Leeny was basically a pimp. A city-wide pimp. But not very pimpy. He was fatherly from what I understood and didn’t abuse his workers. He also owned a number of apartments and hotels.

As I was heading to his office, I exited one street and casually looked to my right to see if there was any traffic.

Sitting there, two blocks away, was a tank.

I paused.

That was a tank. Not an APC. It was not facing me. It was fully in profile and stationary. The corporate pattern painted on the vehicle was black with white circles and words written in yellow. I didn’t know it.

I squinted, looking at its armament closer. I recognized it. It was the same gun I currently had on my back.

“Hmm.”

I heard a loud electric whirring noise and saw the turret that contained the cannon was swiveling in my direction.

I turned and headed back to the street I just left, going as quickly as I could.

At this point, I was sure it was the same gun as mine because it fired at me. Though it was modified because instead of firing one round, it fired what must have been two shots every second!

Those guys also must not have listened to Delovoa because they were clearly shooting high-explosive shells. I could hear them hitting the buildings down the street from me and exploding.

The cannon was loud from the shooting side, but over here on the receiving end, with pounds of explosives detonating, I was completely deafened.

But they missed with all their shots, and missed far. I guessed they had gotten off eight before I made it out of sight.

Ahead of me was a full block of apartments with no side ways or alleys. If this tank chose to follow me, there was no way I could outrun it.

My heart was racing. I took out my own autocannon and secured it on my vest.

I heard the engine of the tank. It was unmistakably loud, as it had to push twenty-five tons of steel and weapons.

I realized if I went into one of these buildings to hide, this tank could just autocannon HE rounds in there through the front door and windows until everything was dead. There were few back doors in Belvaille.

I loaded an armor piercing round and leaned against the wall closest to the direction the tank was coming. If it drove down the middle of the street, I was only going to get one shot before they took their turn.

The engine got louder and louder and I felt the vibrations in the metal sidewalk.

It was doing what I had hoped.

The front of the tank pushed past the corner and it was only ten feet away from me. It had cut the corner and was driving on the sidewalk of the cross street.

Delovoa said my gun could shoot through a tank. Now I was going to put that to the test.

Kachooom!

There was a horrible grinding noise after that. But my first concern was getting off my back and onto my feet.

The hearing in my right ear was totally gone. Firing that close to the wall the sound wave had bounced off and probably burst my eardrum.

I saw the twisted metal on the tank where I had hit it.

But it was moving!

It admittedly wasn’t moving as fast. I had deformed part of the guard that covers the tracks and they were scraping loudly.

Wait.

Delovoa said this gun could penetrate the weak side of a tank.

I kept as low as possible and moved forward to the tank.

I literally passed under its gun and around the wall to try and get behind it.

If it backed up, it would run me over.

I moved further away but I wasn’t sure how much time I had. It was going to look down the street and see I wasn’t there. Once that turret swiveled, it could shoot me wherever I was. Even if I was too low, it could hit the wall with HE shells and scatter shrapnel everywhere.

I was now about thirty feet away.

I reloaded my autocannon and adjusted the straps so they were secure.

The tank had just cleared the street and the gunner must have seen my slow ass wasn’t there and there was nowhere to go but behind it.

The cannon began to spin in my direction.

Kachooom!

BOOM!

I saw the tank jump two feet in the air when it exploded! This was a fraction of a second before I was cartwheeled down the street by the force of the detonation.

The ammo inside must have been destroyed.

I had a three inch chunk of steel in my left forearm, a two inch one in my right leg just above the knee, and a four inch piece in my lower right abdomen.

My autocannon was down the street, the steel cables having been snapped like cheap twine.

“There’s your diaper!” I taunted the wreckage.

CHAPTER 32

Adrenaline was an amazing thing.

I was certain that I could become a galactic cross-country champion if only I had an eight-headed slime monster chasing me the whole time.

Ten seconds ago I felt great. I had just destroyed a tank single-handedly!

Now I was lying on the ground bleeding from giant pieces of metal protruding from my body and overall I didn’t feel so hot.

Fortunately, I was a block from a train station and it was only one transfer to the hospital. If people thought I was scary before, those on the train were practically hiding under their seats as I bled all over the floor.

I managed to drag my autocannon with me, as anything that can blow up a tank deserves to not be abandoned.

I didn’t often have to visit the hospital. My mutation prevented most injuries and those I did experience I could heal away very rapidly.

But when I came here I was generally going to be hanging out for weeks.

The medical technician who met me was the one who always met me. He was an older gentleman named Devus Sorsha.

He was horribly incompetent.

I wasn’t sure if he always worked on me as a punishment by the rest of the hospital staff, or it was a reward. Belvaille clearly wasn’t going to have the best medical technicians in the galaxy. Such people would be working some place more prestigious—like a prison. We had to take what we could get.

Devus Sorsha straddled my leg as I lay on the hospital bed. He had a huge pair of bolt cutters and he was trying to pry one of the pieces of steel from my body.

“Hey,” I said. “Shouldn’t I be unconscious for this?” As it was excruciatingly painful.

“We can’t get an IV through your skin.”

“I have a mouth, you know.”

Another technician was messing with my ears. I think bandaging me. I couldn’t be sure, because several assistants were trying to hold me down to prevent me squirming. I tended to do that when someone twisted a knife inside me.

“Do oral sedatives work on you?” he asked, surprised.

Man, this guy was terrible.

“Sure. I still eat. And drink.”

“Which ones should I use? And what dosage?”

“How should I know?”

Another technician began pulling on a piece of metal stuck in my upper back. How it got there was a mystery. He had his foot against my shoulder and was yanking on the scrap with a pair of pliers like I was a broken motor.

Devus Sorsha came back and fed me three pills as his technician friend kept working. I found it very difficult to swallow in those circumstances.

The sheets weren’t all that bloody, because my body clots wounds almost immediately as it starts recovery.

They got additional people to try and pull on the metal and it was more painful than my original wounds.

Garm arrived shortly. To her credit she stood by me and gave what moral support she could. It was reassuring having her there. Because I knew that if these half-wits killed me, she would throw them out the air lock.

And they knew it too.

The drugs finally started to take hold and it was just pressure and absurd comedy.

They had to bring in machines to pry the shrapnel out. There was loading equipment from the docks in the hallway working on me. Cables were clamped to the pieces of shrapnel and the machines were trying to pull them out. My whole hospital bed was dragged to the hall until it hit the door and couldn’t go any further.

Wasn’t I too old for this?

The fact that I could see the farce of the whole experience in stark relief should be proof enough I had outlived Belvaille’s dubious charms.

How many more times could I reasonably survive such incidents?

I don’t even know why I was fighting a tank.

A tank!

Like that’s some normal thing that happens on Belvaille now.

How was your day? Fine. Just blew up a tank and got twenty pounds of twisted metal shoved into me.

I looked at Garm through all the people straining and hammering at my body. I remembered asking her, during our brief time dating, “Why do you keep doing it? You have more money than you could possibly spend in a lifetime.”

And her answer was, “I don’t know how to stop.”

CHAPTER 33

I came to and Garm was sitting next to my bed like a concerned, and sexy, mother hen.

“How long this time?” I asked her.

“Three days,” she said, looking up from her tele.

Medical systems didn’t work on me for the most part. They couldn’t scan me. So I was just sitting in bed with a feeding tube in my nose. I picked it up and felt it was full of material. And it smelled like rubber.

“Yeah, you eat so much that the normal tubes were too small. They cut that from a fuel line.”

Just Belvaille…

Garm stood and pressed the technician button.

“Where’s my autocannon?”

“You’re lying in the hospital after fifty people were trying to pry molten metal from your body and you’re worried about your stupid gun? Bronze came by to visit.”

“Really? Anyone else?”

Garm looked a little guilty.

“That’s right, everyone else thinks I’m psychotic,” I pouted.

“Yeah, and who could imagine why?” she said, indicating my bedridden state.

Devus Sorsha came in after a moment.

“Ah, glad to see you’re awake, Hank. I put more sedatives into your food to help you recuperate, but I wasn’t sure how many to use. You might have a slight dependence. I’ll prescribe some lower doses so you can wean yourself off.”

I looked at Garm like, “How did we ever get such horrible people?”

“Also, I noticed something disturbing from your prior visits,” he continued. He put a tele in front of me and Garm came around to look also. I couldn’t make sense of it.

“As you know, you are extremely difficult to scan. Not without using a wavelength so narrow it would be dangerous to tissue and require a huge power supply. But I have seen that your skin and muscles around your wounds, when they heal, they almost double in cell density.”

“Okay,” I said.

“Almost like a scab, or inflammation, your mutation seems to be trying to protect you by hardening.”

“How long does it last?” Garm asked.

“That’s the thing. Unlike a scab, it appears to be permanent. The injuries he sustained years ago have resulted in his body overall becoming denser.”

“So I am getting slower,” I said. I mean, I knew I wasn’t getting any faster and I assumed it was just because I was old.

“Yes. Because you’re not getting any larger, you’re just packing more mass into the same space.”

“Am I eventually going to become a Gandrine?” I asked. “Not able to move more than a few steps a minute?”

“I think the real concern is if your organs are also responding this way. It’s one thing to be getting slower, as you say, but if your heart and lungs and other such organs are also thickening, there will be a point they simply can’t fuel your body or even move. You may have circulation issues and suffer a stroke or other serious condition.”

“Is that happening?” I asked.

“We don’t know,” he said. “We can’t scan you.”

Garm put her hand on my shoulder as we stood there quietly.

“I’ll just leave this here,” Devus Sorsha said, and he put a paper next to my bed.

I picked it up, supposing it would be technical information about what he had just said.

It was a bill for services.

“A hundred thousand credits!”

CHAPTER 34

“People had said things, but I assumed they were just making it up,” Garm gasped.

“Oh. These are the Gandrine, Toby, Byo’lene, and someone else,” I said, introducing everyone on my front steps.

I still didn’t feel the best, but I couldn’t afford to be in the hospital any longer. Especially if they were going to make me a drug addict.

Garm walked forward gingerly. She finally looked at me.

“A toilet?”

“I have a better one inside. Your trash people suck,” I spat.

I unlocked my apartment and went in.

“Oh.”

Garm came in behind me and also stopped.

“Garm, these are my employers. But I take it you all know each other.”

The pale sisters stood facing us. Garm flashed some hand gestures to them, they flashed some back.

Then Garm took out her pistol, dove to the side, and fired at them!

“Huh?” I pronounced.

The pale sisters twirled away, each bouncing off a different wall and drawing their weapons.

What happened next I wasn’t exactly sure, because I couldn’t quite see it.

There was a huge blur of movement as Garm displayed herself to be as fast as the pale women.

It took me about a minute of watching, but I finally got the sense they weren’t happy to see each other. And in fact were trying to kill one another. Unless:

“Is this some kind of Quadrad greeting?”

No one acknowledged me. In fact my only presence in the fight was as an obstacle to be flipped over, spun around, and otherwise bypassed.

I saw flashing blades and gunshots, but they seemed no closer to hitting one another than I was to winning Little Miss Belvaille beauty pageant.

“I just got out of the hospital, guys. I really don’t need this,” I grumbled.

If I felt Garm was in danger, I would have been a lot more concerned. But I was partially drugged, very tired, and this merely felt like a gymnastic opera. And opera was boring.

I walked through my living room, women springboarding off my back, and using my torso to hide behind.

I looked down the hall to my bathroom. My shiny new bathroom. I just had that toilet fixed!

See, this was why I needed a shotgun. What was I going to say, “Everyone stop fighting or I’ll kill everyone in the room with my autocannon?”

I walked back to the door. Picked up my autocannon and secured it to my vest.

“Everyone stop fighting or I’ll kill everyone in the room!”

Ignored.

They were even diving off the barrel of the cannon like it was a cool new prop to use in their dance routines.

The door was still open. I could leave or wait until they tired themselves out.

But I didn’t want Garm to get hurt—or my weekly paycheck from the sisters to get cut off.

I walked back into the living room. I pushed my couch away so I could have a long clear access to the door.

Garm had run out of bullets at this point and had somehow grabbed some weapons from my kitchen. I couldn’t see what she was using but I heard a lot of metal-on-metal clanging.

“Alright!” I said to the room. “I’m going to fire this autocannon out the door on the count of five. Do not be in front of the gun when it goes off or you will be dead.”

I hoped the tank explosion hadn’t damaged my autocannon. It very well could have.

I took a moment to look it over as women cartwheeled around me. I was going to fire out the door and presumably hit the building across the street. I didn’t want to use a canister or HE because that might hit the Gandrine, and that was all I needed. So another armor piercing shell.

“Okay, counting. Five!”

I hunched down and braced myself for the recoil. Man, I really didn’t feel like dealing with this gun right now. My ears were still aching. I aimed at the upper portion of my open doorway to ensure when the projectile went out, there was no way it would hit the Gandrine.

“Four! Three!”

I notice the fight had shifted to behind me.

“Two! One!”

Kachooom!

“Damn,” I said, slowly picking myself up. My couch was on fire.

The Fighting Quadrad Trio had wisely moved away, but they obviously hadn’t been around an autocannon firing in a small metal apartment. They were on the ground knocked silly. Garm was shaking her head and on all fours. The pale sisters were only starting to stir.

I unhooked my autocannon and dropped it. I was going to deal with the women, but then I realized my couch was really, really starting to burn.

The automatic fire control didn’t activate. I remembered I disabled that like fifty years ago, though I couldn’t recall why.

I went to my couch and scooted it to the door and pushed it outside. It hadn’t wanted to go, but I forced it, breaking off a few burning pieces which I also kicked out.

I walked back inside and grabbed hold of each pale lady, threw one over each shoulder, and deposited them in my bathroom.

I hurried back out to Garm, who was now on her feet.

“Hank, you need to—”

I grabbed her and put her on my shoulder before she could get all quick and bounce away. I noticed she had been wielding a metal pot. She had turned a damn pot into a deadly assassin weapon.

“Hey!” She yelled at me.

I hustled her into the bathroom and closed the door on us.

I was standing in a bathroom built for one, with three angry women about to spring into combat and kill one another.

It was cozy.

CHAPTER 35

“So what’s all this about?”

There wasn’t enough room for them to fight and they probably didn’t relish the idea of dying in a lavatory.

“Hank,” Garm began, “there should be three of them.”

“I know,” I said. “I’m looking for the other. You got me the job.”

She looked at me but only for a split second, before returning her cautious gaze to the pale ladies.

“When they requested access to visit, they requested access for three, to find a criminal and return him. Not two.”

“So one got lost and I’m looking for her.”

I didn’t understand why this was so important I had to torch my couch.

“I did not give permission for two to come and look for their companion!” She said that last part at the sisters.

“You gave us permission to find a criminal and return her. That is what we are doing,” a pale woman said.

“I didn’t say ‘her’!” Garm shouted.

“And you didn’t say ‘him.’” the pale lady replied coolly.

“So this is all because you’re looking for a different person than Garm thought? Who were you looking for?”

“They didn’t tell me,” Garm said. “But you said he was a criminal.”

“We didn’t say ‘he,’ and she is a criminal. Many times over.”

“But you said a criminal back on our home world,” Garm parried.

“And she is.”

Garm seemed to think about this.

“You guys like my new bathroom? I had everything redone. Free!” I said, wanting to contribute to the conversation.

“So you’re saying you are following my directions, only substituting your companion for your original target?” Garm asked.

“Yes,” a pale sister responded.

Then all three began that weird non-verbal communication as I stood there admiring my toilet. I’m glad they didn’t make me use it on them.

“Move!” Garm barked at me.

I moved away from the door and Garm squeezed out.

The pale ladies were also about to try and leave but I closed the door.

“A few questions,” I said. “Have you been killing my dates?”

“What is a date?”

“Those dead bodies outside my apartment.”

“We are not permitted to do anything other than hire your services.”

“Fine,” I said, running out of ideas on that front. “Someone stole a weapon from the Navy not long ago. Do you have it?”

They paused in answering. I saw the quickest flitter of fingers between the sisters though their heads and eyes didn’t move.

“We do not.”

“Does the sister I’m looking for have it?”

“She is not our sister.”

“Quadrad. Buddy. Pal. Whatever. The person you hired me to find. Does she have it?”

Another pause.

“Possibly.”

Hah. Who says I’m stupid?

“Does she plan on selling it here?”

Pause.

“No. She plans on using it.”

Whoa.

“This is why she is a criminal. She broke her oaths by coming here alone without Garm’s permission. We are trying to return her to the Quadrad to face charges.”

“Who were you all originally looking for?” I asked.

“We cannot say. That operation is no longer being carried out.”

“But it may help me find her.”

“The other is not your concern,” they said.

I thought about asking for the device. Like, “Hey, do you guys mind if I have the weapon you stole from the Navy?” But then I thought that was pretty dumb. Of course they would mind. I doubted they searched through a dumpster and happened to find a disintegrator.

But the advantage was mine.

If my target did have the device, and I did find her, that meant I would be able to get it before the pale sisters. Of course, it also meant the criminal assassin I was looking for was armed with a disintegrator.

And that didn’t sound good.

CHAPTER 36

I now had a toilet, a burnt couch, three corpses, and two Gandrine outside my apartment. It was like the worst yard sale ever.

The pale ladies dropping by had given me a lot more to go on, though they might not have known it.

From the picture of her I had, she looked just like the other Quadrad, so I assumed she was as skilled. If she was going to use the disintegrator, there had to be a reason. Meaning, she couldn’t kill them normally, otherwise she wouldn’t waste such a valuable item.

Garm had personally held off two of the sisters. So Garm might be a potential target. Wallow could squash a pale sister with no effort whatsoever, so he could be a potential target. The Gandrine probably wouldn’t even notice a pale sister stabbing them, so a disintegrator might be the only method of efficiently killing one.

Then of course there was me. As annoying as the pale sisters were, in a real fight I believed I could withstand them. I just needed a lot of toilets.

Maybe she was even killing the people who came to my front door. But why wasn’t she taking that opportunity to disintegrate me?

I also didn’t know why she would care. I hadn’t even heard of the Quadrad until recently.

But really there were very few people to disintegrate on the station. Two were sitting right here and one was me. If I waited next to the Gandrine, one of us being disintegrated would be an awfully big clue to where she was.

But I wanted to be a bit more proactive than that.

Especially since I had no idea how a Navy, a-drive disintegrator operated. Did you just point it at someone and shoot? Or was it mounted and powered by an actual Navy vessel? It might be able to erase the whole space station for all I knew.

Instead of waiting to get turned into nothing, I decided to go with my current leads provided by Tejj-jo.

I checked at Leeny’s to see if he had seen the pale sister or used her as an escort. The woman from the passenger list was there.

Although fit and attractive, she was clearly not the pale sister.

That only left Zadeck’s paid girlfriend to match the scrambled section of quarantine records.

I was eating some fake sausages in a restaurant, when a little boy came up to me and stood by my table expectantly.

“Yes?” I asked him.

He handed me a note and then ran away. The note said: “Read the second to last advertisement in the help wanted section of today’s The News.”

I turned to it as I ate. It was gibberish. Just a bunch of words seemingly chosen at random.

I shrugged and left the restaurant after paying my bill. I headed to the train. As I was waiting for it to arrive, a different little boy ran up to me.

He handed me a note and ran away just as quick.

“Hmm.”

The note said: “The advertisement is a code.”

I looked at it again. I tried taking the first letter of each word, but that made it worse. I tried skipping words. Tried reversing them.

I gave up. I’m not a code breaker.

A tele came from Delovoa.

“Hank, where you at?” he asked.

“Going home, why? Is that you with the kids?”

“What? Just come over,” he said.

I headed to Delovoa’s, even though I was worried about catching diseases from his dead corporate soldier.

Inside, Delovoa looked disconcerted.

“Follow me,” he said, as means of introduction.

We walked towards his basement without fully going down.

“Look.”

“What am I supposed to be looking at?” I asked.

He pointed to nothing.

“I don’t see anything.”

“Exactly. Someone stole him,” Delovoa breathed.

“Stole who—you mean the corpse?”

“Yes. They broke into my house, bypassing all of my security, and removed him. There’s no trace he or anyone was here!”

“Well that’s just great!” I protested. “I got three dead bodies on my front yard I can’t pay anyone to take away and someone broke into your apartment and actually stole your corpse.”

“Did you tell anyone I had it, Hank?”

“Who would I tell?”

“Nothing else was taken. They tracked my movements, waited until I was out of the house, and overcame a very significant number of security systems to get that body.”

“I mean, it’s really weird, Delovoa, but so what? Isn’t it safer to be rid of him? Did he have sentimental value?”

“I thought you followed these events,” Delovoa said, irritated.

“You thought I was interested in corpse theft?”

“No, but obviously there is something bigger here. Why would they recover him?”

“Maybe they wanted to give him the rest of his brain. I don’t know, Delovoa. I don’t even understand what he was.”

“A biologically engineered Colmarian, missing significant portions of DNA.”

“Right. And that’s my concern? Like I go around monitoring who has good DNA. As you remember, until very recently I was a doorman.”

“Why aren’t you taking this seriously, Hank?”

“Because I don’t see how it matters and I don’t know what we can do. Maybe if I brought some of my corpses down here I could get rid of them.”

CHAPTER 37

I exited Delovoa’s place and a little girl who had obviously been waiting for me across the street, skipped up and held out her hand, holding a note.

“Where the hell are all you kids coming from?” I said, looking around.

She stood there silently until I took the paper. Then she ran off.

The note said: “If you had bothered to at least work a little on the code it would have instructed you to meet me at the Ulzaker-Ses club, 3rd floor, today at 9pm.”

I checked my tele. It was already past 9pm, but I didn’t feel like having another deluge of little children assault me with notes and codes, so I headed to the club that had been the recent site of carnage.

The fire had destroyed the club’s interior, leaving indistinguishable charred piles everywhere.

I stepped delicately through the refuse. I didn’t want to disturb any bodies, not from squeamishness, just from a sense of propriety. My feet were going to be black with soot after this.

It was also quite dark as the firebombs had melted any lighting that existed. Only the street illumination that came in from the windows made anything visible.

I walked around for maybe fifteen minutes, but saw nothing code-worthy.

“Come upstairs,” a voice called down to me. The voice was clearly modulated, disguised via some electronic means. I could tell it was masculine, however.

Things were starting to become at least slightly more intriguing. I made sure my autocannon was prepared. I loaded a canister shell, recalling the havoc it had caused when discharged into this very club.

Upstairs I walked into the main room when I heard:

“Stop!” The voice said. I could not see who said it, as it came from deeper into the room where it was very dark.

“I’m here, what do you want?”

“There is something very wrong with Belvaille,” the voice said.

“That’s a pretty broad statement. Also pretty self-evident.”

“Have you wondered how all these tanks and weapons reach Belvaille when they have to travel through the Jam?”

“They’re disassembled, I assume.”

“Really? And you think Navy scanners are so feeble they can’t tell a tank that has been taken apart? If all you needed was a screwdriver to bypass their blockade, there would be no need for a place such as Belvaille which can ship illegal goods legally.”

“Fine. So how are they getting here? Are they manufactured?”

“There are no forges here. Even you have to know that.”

“So what then?” I asked.

“Are you familiar with the way Portals work?”

“Sure. Ships use them to travel to other Portals.”

“But how do they work?”

“Technically? I haven’t a clue.”

“You know you can only put Portals in certain regions of space. And every Portal sits in one of those areas. Have you heard of that?”

“Yeah. It’s called like the ‘Portal diameter,’ right?”

“No, it’s called nothing like that,” the voice said testily.

“Well, you know what I mean.”

“I know what you mean because I brought up the subject.”

“Alright. Go on.”

“All these ships attached to Belvaille have engines.”

“Ships usually do.”

“Those freighters have pulled Belvaille, and themselves, to be in the region of space capable of using Portals.”

“Belvaille has moved? How didn’t anyone notice that?”

“Who said they haven’t? And it’s not like they did it fast.”

“Why would they do it, though?” I asked.

“What would we gain by being in the depression?”

“I guess we’d save on fuel costs for ships coming into and out of the Portals, since we’d be a little bit closer.”

“But why be in the actual depression? What value is there?”

There was silence as I thought.

“We can see ships coming out?”

“What? Why does that matter?” the voice asked, annoyed.

“I said fuel. Um.”

“Think. Why are the three Portals where they’re at?”

“So the Navy can protect them?

The modulated voice took a deep sigh.

“The Navy can protect wherever the Portals are. But why are those Portals sitting in space where they are?”

“I guess…so if a ship comes out of one it doesn’t run into another? Actually, I don’t know. I don’t know where the Portals are.”

“Of course you do!”

“How do you know? I’ve never seen the Portals! They could be big pieces of candy sprinkled with fairy dust for all I know.”

“But you know where they’re at, you already said so!”

“When? In my sleep? When did I give you the coordinates for the Portals? I only know they exist because people tell me they do. It could all be a really elaborate practical joke.”

“No, you said the Portal diameter,” the voice argued.

“And you said that wasn’t the right term.”

“Okay, but pretend it is. So where are the Portals?”

“How should I know! I’m not a ship captain!”

“They’re in the Portal diameter, you idiot!”

“Oh,” I said. “Well, sure. I thought you meant something else.”

“So what does Belvaille gain by being in the Portal diameter?”

“Like I said, fuel savings?”

“Rings of Noeln! Hank, if you didn’t have your mutation you would have died a hundred years ago. You have to be the dumbest person on the station.”

“I’m sorry, Rendrae—I mean mysterious stranger—but I don’t know what you’re getting at.” This was clearly Rendrae. I have no idea why he was trying to be secretive, but he loved this kind of nonsense.

“A Portal!”

“What about it?”

“All these attached freighters, Belvaille itself, they have Portals in them.”

I was quiet for a long while.

“That’s stupid,” I said finally.

“Why? They can bypass the Jam.”

“You’re talking about putting a Portal in a building? That’s impossible.”

“How do you know? You said yourself you don’t know how they work.”

“I know they need ships to navigate them and I know anyone near one will get turned inside-out. You can’t even put animals in cargo holds or they’ll get killed going through a Portal. Besides, how are you going to use it, throw something from the other side?”

“You can guide them through.”

“Guide? How? Stand there by an open Portal pulling on it? You’d die. Not to mention whatever you were trying to pull.”

“You could survive it, Hank,” Rendrae said.

“Why would I want to?”

“So you could use the Portal!”

“We already have Portals.”

“But those are the Navy’s!” Rendrae yelled, his voice scrambler screeching in protest.

“Do you have any idea how much a Portal costs? There’s a reason only the central government creates them. Not even states own Portals.”

“We have corporations on this station that are wealthier than any state. Do you really think money is a problem for them?”

“No. But I think there’s no reason to have an independent Portal in a building.”

“What would they gain by having Portals they could use at any time, not controlled by the Navy?”

“Um, the ability to turn anyone who activated them inside-out?”

“Shut up with that! You could survive.”

“Okay, sure. I could survive. But I’m not using them. I’ve never been asked to use them.”

“But who here is resistant like you?”

“Wallow,” I said, after a moment.

“Wallow,” Rendrae said flatly. “You think Wallow is like you?”

“Yeah.”

“You think when you stand next to a forty-foot Therezian people are like, ‘Gee, I can’t tell which one is Hank and which one is Wallow.’”

“You asked who is resistant like me. He definitely is.”

“But to use the Portal equipment you have to operate controls. What possible controls could Wallow use? He’d smash them. He’s far too big.”

“I don’t know.”

“They’re sitting on your front steps!”

I was totally taken by surprise. But not because I agreed, because I thought it was ridiculous.

“Gandrine? Have you ever seen them? I don’t even think they have hands.”

“They’re a space-faring species the same as we are. They can fly ships and understand advanced technology.”

“They’re really, unbelievably slow.”

“That doesn’t mean they can’t use computer controls,” Rendrae said.

“They never leave my porch. I wish they did.”

“Never? You have watched them every second of every day?” Rendrae asked sarcastically.

“No, of course not. But why would the Gandrine want to use Portals created by the corporations?” I asked.

“I don’t know.”

“And I can’t possibly imagine the corporations will save enough money to cover the costs of construction. Not in a million years. The Navy fees are high, but they aren’t that high,” I said.

“I agree completely. So then ask yourself, why are they doing it?”

CHAPTER 38

The next day I left my autocannon in my apartment and headed out. I was acutely aware the Gandrine weren’t on my steps. Were they off using a Portal somewhere? If so, to what purpose?

On the train to Zadeck Street I had a growing pit in my stomach. I didn’t go into the corporate areas, because I wasn’t corporate. But I wasn’t exactly afraid of them.

There were two streets that did frighten me.

One was a block that no one was allowed to use. Not even the corporations. It had nothing on it except a huge metal bubble constructed by a level-ten mutant who had long since left the station. There were permanent roadblocks at either end restricting access.

The other was Zadeck Street.

It was the most posh, wealthy avenue in all of Belvaille. It comprised three blocks of absolute ritzy splendor. The best shops were there. The best restaurants. Fine hotels the truly affluent stayed in for years at a time.

Unlike the drab rest of the station, every inch of every sidewalk was decorated. There was statuary and fountains and murals.

The wealthy paraded down the street like haughty birds displaying their plumage. In a city full of criminals and scum, this street existed because of one creature: Wallow.

Wallow the Therezian ensured there was no crime on the street. Despite his vast size, he could run from one end to the other in seconds—and without even stepping on anyone.

He was one of the greatest security guards in the entire galaxy and he was somehow on our space station. No one knows the circumstances of how he came here or came to work for Zadeck. It was exceedingly odd.

Whatever gang wars went on in the station, nothing touched Zadeck’s blocks. Because nothing could touch Wallow.

Unfortunately, Wallow didn’t like me much.

I had never been able to figure out why. I was a pleasant enough person, I thought. But it didn’t seem to matter. He had taken a dislike to me and made it known.

I inched my way down Zadeck Street with sweat pouring down my spine.

I felt a gust of wind and looked over to see Wallow standing next to me, squinting down.

He looked like a relatively “normal” Colmarian, just exploded to enormous size and his face had lots of ridges and bony surfaces. His enormous hands had only three fingers and no joints, which alone had prevented the Therezian species from ever becoming advanced.

Though when you had no need of anything and were impervious to everything you weren’t required to become master inventers. Necessity had left them altogether alone.

“Hi, Wallow,” I yelled up to him.

He stood there glaring at me. He had an evil face.

All the fancy shoppers clogging the streets practically tore their tendons racing to get away from us. It was well known how much we disliked one another. Truthfully, though, they were getting away from me. Whether I disliked Wallow or not was of little importance.

I continued walking, gently.

He watched me go and after I had taken maybe a dozen steps, he took one, keeping even with me.

We continued to walk the length of the street like this. It was very disconcerting of course. I was not used to fear, but I knew full well that if he punched me, I was in for another hospital visit. If he chose to punch me twice, which he had never bothered to do, I would almost certainly die on the spot.

We came to the gilded door of Zadeck’s headquarters.

The regular bouncers had seen Wallow coming and walked clear away.

I reached out to open the door when it stopped. Wallow had blocked it with his finger. A finger I could easily bear hug.

The door was open enough that I could probably squeeze in, but I thought about what would happen if I was halfway and Wallow decided to press against the door.

I waited for Wallow to say something. But he just crouched there, finger out.

“Wallow,” I yelled, “is it alright for me to go inside?”

I smiled pleasantly.

“I’m unarmed,” I said, as if that mattered.

“Who you?” his deep voice rumbled.

Wallow did not talk much. It was frightening when he did. If any shoppers had been curiously observing the situation from a distance, they made that distance much greater on hearing Wallow speak.

“My name is Hank, Wallow,” I said. I wasn’t sure why Wallow always did this. I couldn’t figure if it was his version of a joke or he was just really mean.

“Hank who?” he asked. And I think for the first time ever, I saw him smile. Because of his bone structure it looked like he was sticking out his lower jaw and exposing his teeth.

“Hank of Hank Block.”

“Your street stupid!” He said, and he jabbed his finger on the ground in front of me.

“Yes,” I agreed.

He stood up quickly, turned, and began walking down the street. People fled in all directions to clear a path, but he nimbly avoided them.

I was glad I hadn’t eaten or drank anything before I came because I would have soiled myself after that encounter.

I entered the building and was fairly dazzled.

Every surface, every crevice, was covered in some form of gleaming precious metal or bauble. It was like a thousand jewelry stores had exploded inside and splattered their contents against the walls.

A band of some sort was playing and there were dozens of rich people lounging around. Doing what, I could not tell.

What I thought was a very tall woman approached me until I heard his deep voice.

“Hey, Hank. What you doing around here?” he asked casually.

He was wearing a tall orange wig, had vast amounts of exaggerated makeup, big hoop earrings, was dressed in a long gown open at the chest which showed off his ample body hair, and he carried a painted submachine gun over his shoulder like a purse.

“What?” I stared.

“It’s me, Yimm’dus,” he said.

“Man, what are you wearing?”

“Eh, it’s the uniform here. You get used to it.”

“Why would you want to?” I asked.

“I made almost ten grand in tips last week,” he said coolly.

“Oh. I can see that, then. Is Zadeck here?”

“His office.”

“Does he have a girlfriend?”

“I think so, yeah. She’s around a lot. She’s back there now with him I think.”

I stood up straighter. I wished I had my autocannon now. But Wallow would have crushed me if he’d seen it.

“Is she about this tall?” I asked, indicating with my hand. “And really thin?”

“Yeah, sounds about right.”

“And is she super muscular? Maybe has silver hair.”

“I don’t know how muscular she is. And her hair is blonde I think. Why you want to know?”

“Just curious. Hey, what is this place, anyway? I can’t figure out what your customers are doing.”

“Heh, I been here a year and I still haven’t figured it out,” he said.

“Anyway, can you take me to Zadeck?”

“Sure, but he might not see you. You know how he is.”

“Yeah.”

We walked along and I noticed Yimm’dus was wearing high heels.

“What do you do if you have to chase someone in those heels?” I asked.

“I’ve gotten pretty good with them.”

I gave him a nudge with my shoulder and he practically kicked me in the face he flipped over so fast and hit the ground.

I died laughing, but tried to stop when I saw how pissed Yimm’dus was. His dress was hiked to his knees.

“Hey! I have to pay for all these clothes!” He said.

I helped him to his feet and was still laughing but at a lower intensity.

“Sorry. Sorry. I didn’t know you would go flying like that.”

“Walking in heels and getting shoved in them are two different things. Why are you barefoot?”

“I can’t find anything I like. Your wig is lopsided.”

He took a moment to straighten it.

“Besides,” he began, “internal security is mostly just for show. We got Wallow outside and that’s pretty much all we need. Who’s going to try and cause trouble here?”

“Good point.”

At the office, Yimm’dus went in and I waited outside for the official word.

It was a long time coming and I browsed through my tele messages while I waited.

Finally I was given leave to enter as Yimm’dus took up his post outside the door.

Zadeck’s office was spacious and mirrored the contents of the outside rooms, though he couldn’t help having a desk, some chairs, scattered boxes, and other functional items.

Zadeck sat in a throne. Literally a throne. It looked foolish. Since it was situated behind his desk it made him look like the King of Clerks.

The man himself was thin and androgynous, with powder makeup, and a tight black dress suit. He looked at me with disdain.

There was also a woman in the room who I was much more concerned with. She was fairly short, attractive, and had long blonde hair. She stood directly across from the door instead of near Zadeck, who was far to my left. She wore a dress that covered all her body and any muscles she may or may not possess.

I stared at her the moment I came in. I couldn’t tell if it was the pale sister.

“So. Why have you come to my street, Hank?”

“Uh, so who’s this?” I asked pleasantly. “Hello,” I said to her.

The woman smiled and waved, but did not answer. Maybe her voice would signal her identity as well? But I wasn’t sure I would recognize if it was similar to the other sisters.

Zadeck kept talking about something or other but I ignored him. I was trying to prepare myself for fighting this pale sister. I had no weapons at all. If she simply wanted to run away I couldn’t dream of catching her.

While it wasn’t stated explicitly, I was fairly certain the pale sisters wanted their triplet returned intact and alive.

But I still wasn’t sure if this was her. Without the silver hair, and bikini, and pale skin, so much was different. Garm was right, anyone, with the right body tone, could resemble them.

Zadeck kept rambling self-importantly.

I walked over to the woman.

“What’s your name?” I asked, holding out my hand to shake.

“Clo,” she answered, the one syllable name not shedding tremendous light on her vocal patterns.

She took my hand in a girl handshake, just using the tips of two fingers.

I could hear Zadeck’s voice growing louder and more annoyed as no one paid him any attention. He was the kind of guy who needed to be the center of every room.

But I didn’t care about him. My interest was how I could identify this woman.

I thought for a moment.

Then I reached out my hands and basically felt her up. She was very thin, but bony. When I took hold of her arm, it was weak without any muscle tone at all.

This was not the pale sister.

She began screaming.

Yimm’dus opened the door, sticking his head in.

“Shoot him!” Zadeck yelled, pointing at me.

“Shoot Hank?” Yimm’dus questioned. “Why?”

“Because I said so! Shoot him!”

“Sorry,” I said, holding my hands in front of me as I turned to face Zadeck. “I was looking for someone. It was an honest mistake.”

The woman was still screaming.

“You! Do as you’re told!” Zadeck yelled.

Yimm’dus seemed torn, but he shrugged.

“Sorry, Hank.” He aimed his gun-purse and fired.

“Ow.” I said. “If I could ask you about your last girlfriend, Zadeck…”

The woman was screaming even more now that someone was shooting.

“Shoot him again!” Zadeck commanded.

“It’s not going to do anything,” Yimm’dus tried to explain.

But he fired anyway.

“Ow. I’ll leave in just a moment. Could you tell me where your last girlfriend might be?” I asked.

“Oh, you’ll see what happens when you leave this building!” Zadeck laughed.

Hmm. I hadn’t really thought about that. I walked over to Yimm’dus.

“Hey. Give me your gun,” I said.

“Hank,” he whispered desperately. “I can’t do that.”

I gave him a shove and he tried to take a step backwards, twisted his ankle, and fell down.

I walked over to him and took the gun.

“Sorry,” I said.

I was in Zadeck’s office with a gun. Zadeck no longer looked as confident and the woman was still screaming.

“You can stop that, miss. And sorry for grabbing you. Zadeck, come with me.”

He hesitated. I fired the gun and hit the wall next to him.

The woman, just to prove she was capable, screamed even louder.

“Sorry,” I said to her again. “Now you can stop.”

Zadeck stepped from behind his desk and I saw he was wearing what must have been eight inch heels.

“Take those off,” I said, indicating his shoes. “Don’t you have any boots or flats?”

He walked carefully to the side of his office, keeping his eyes on me and the gun, and opened a closet. There must have been a hundred pairs of shoes inside.

“Pick something sensible for walking.”

Yimm’dus had gotten to his feet and was at a loss what to do.

Zadeck was changing shoes when I leaned out of the office to talk to Yimm’dus.

“He’s going to be pissed if you don’t sacrifice yourself trying to save him,” I whispered. “We can make a show of it if you like. Just be quick about it.”

“Thanks,” he whispered back.

“You won’t get away with this!” Yimm’dus yelled bombastically.

“Won’t I though?” I responded with equally bad acting.

Zadeck was watching and even the woman had stopped screeching.

“Zadeck doesn’t deserve your mistreatment. He is the best boss in the galaxy,” Yimm’dus said, brownnosing way too much.

He then punched me on the side of the face, hurting his hand.

“I’ll…” but I couldn’t think of any more dialogue, so I just made the motion of bringing the gun down on Yimm’dus’s skull.

But he dodged to the side.

“You’ll never get away with this!” He continued unnecessarily.

“Yes, Yimm’dus. I really need to get away now.”

I moved closer and grabbed hold of his shoulder with my left hand. I could see he was trying to resist and carry this play on further, but I outvoted him and easily pushed him to the ground.

I then hit him on the cranium with the gun.

“Ouch!” He complained, putting his hands up to protect himself.

I hit him again. Then again. Not incredibly hard, but it did draw blood.

“Enough,” Zadeck said, surprising both me and Yimm’dus. “I’ll come with you.”

I had a hold of Zadeck by the back of his jacket and shirt collar. I was holding him tight enough that a button popped and he had to loosen his tie.

We walked into the outer rooms, with Zadeck leading and me following, my gun resting on his right shoulder and facing towards his head.

In the main room, whether people saw us I couldn’t say, but no one reacted.

We came to the front door and I stopped.

“I need to talk to you for a bit and I don’t want to do it here. So we’re going to leave your street and find a nice place to chat. If anyone tries to stop us, or squish me, I will shoot you. So it is in your best interest to tell them to go away. I’ve survived Wallow multiple times, but I’m pretty positive you won’t survive being shot in the head point blank. Do you understand?”

“Yes,” Zadeck said. He was far calmer than I would have expected. But I guess he had been a crime boss for some decades now.

“When we’re done talking, I’ll let you go,” I continued. “I just need some information.”

We pushed outside and the bouncers panicked.

I stayed close to Zadeck so they would be worried about shooting at me and hitting him. I wasn’t concerned about their guns, but Zadeck was.

“Hold your fire! Let us pass and do not follow,” Zadeck ordered.

We began walking down the street cautiously.

The street’s patrons pressed themselves against the walls or entered buildings in a panic. They knew what was going to come from this.

The street soon became empty.

Before I could even see him, I felt the sidewalk shake and boom!

There was a forearm impeding our forward progress. A forearm behind. And eight feet above us was Wallow’s brutal face.

“Wallow, I instruct you to wait here. I will return shortly. I won’t be harmed,” Zadeck said.

We walked around his forearm and I kept myself as absolutely close to Zadeck as possible. Wallow was fast on his feet and agile, but his fingers were enormous without any joints. I did not believe he could pluck me up without a serious risk of killing Zadeck.

As we continued down the street, Wallow spider-walked above us, staying as close as possible without actually crushing us. We were literally being shadowed, as he blocked out the light from the latticework.

“Wallow, stay!” Zadeck commanded. As scary as it was for me, this had to be terrifying for Zadeck, who was just a normal fleshy Colmarian.

Wallow continued to hover above us and I could see Zadeck was sweating profusely and appeared quite scared.

“W-Wallow, why are you still following us?” Zadeck asked.

Wallow was quiet but his face was contorted in rage.

I decided to take a chance, as I couldn’t have this monster following me across Belvaille. I would never be able to release Zadeck or he’d kill me the second I did.

“Wallow, if you don’t leave, I will shoot your boss. You cannot help him by staying near,” I called up to him.

Through gritted teeth, Wallow answered.

“You kill! You die!”

“Fair enough. But you need to stop. He’ll be back shortly. I promise.”

Wallow finally stopped pursuing us. After a moment we were out of his shadow and in the clear street. At the end of the block I hazarded a backwards look and saw Wallow had resumed standing, and was watching us go.

We took the train a bit south just to get some distance. I didn’t often sit on trains with a gun to a crime boss’s head. People, oddly, avoided us.

We got off the train and headed along a random block and sat down. I handed Zadeck the last information sheet from the passenger manifest.

“Have you seen this woman?” I asked.

“Yes, she was my courtesan some weeks ago, but no longer.”

“Do you know where she went?”

“I don’t. She left without a word.”

“Can I ask if she was a fairly athletic woman?”

“Oh, yes,” he said, clearly not favoring. “She was a brute. I believe she could kick open doors if she ever got tired of turning the knobs.”

“Was her skin very pale?”

“Not on her face and hands. But I’d catch glimpses on her ankles and lower neck sometimes and it was so white it was almost reflective. I suspect she wore a cream to cover it. I’d say foundation then a skin shade forty-three or forty-four. High quality.”

“What did she do for you?”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean you don’t have to tell me if you had sex, I mean what did she do at the club?”

“Sex? I don’t think I ever even kissed her. She didn’t do anything except stand around on those thick legs talking to people. Is this a former girlfriend of yours? She made no mention.”

“No, no. This is for work. I don’t actually know her.”

“Don’t you think you could have called me on the tele and asked?”

“Would you have told me? Besides, I thought she might have been still working for you.”

“Her outside life was peculiar. I had her followed frequently,” he said matter-of-factly.

Trust a boss to be insecure.

“She would visit restaurants, sometimes five or more a night.”

“Did she go or leave with anyone?” I asked.

“No, always alone. And she was wearing disguises. Practically a new one each day.”

“Like what?”

“Oh, just different hair and clothes and styles. I call it a disguise because she wasn’t dressing up. She wasn’t even dressing down. She was completely changing her appearance. She even visited your apartment twice.”

“Really?” I searched my memory. “When?”

“She didn’t go in. You weren’t home.”

“And you don’t know where she is now?”

“She vanished.”

“Hmm. Well, Zadeck, I want to thank you for the help.”

“No problem,” he said without a hint of sarcasm. “I hope you find her.”

“This was the only way I could see doing it. I feared you would brush me off on the tele and it might alert her enough to flee.”

Zadeck stood up with a smile, touching my arm gently.

“No worries, old friend, these things happen.”

After he left, I hurried to my apartment. I took out everything of value, personal or monetary, and deposited it in my new apartment, three houses down on the opposite side. It only took me a few hours.

I was sleeping on the floor when I heard the loudest metallic Crang!

I woke up with a start and, with the light still off, peeked out the front window.

Wallow was hammering my old apartment building. Five stories were being slowly beaten into one.

Wallow seemed pleased when he was done and turned to walk away, but then smashed my couch to dust just to be sure.

When he had gone I heard my two neighbors.

“Building flattened!” One Gandrine yelled.

“Yes!” The other replied.

CHAPTER 39

The other pale sister, with disintegrator, had gone to my apartment according to Zadeck; there were two dangerous Gandrine sitting outside; someone was hanging around making corpses of those who visited me; and Wallow may be coming back to try and pound my apartment.

It was time for Hank to leave Hank Block.

I took all my things and moved far out in the northwest, five blocks from the last working train. I squatted in an empty building. It wasn’t as nice as mine, but the front yard was considerably cleaner.

“Hank, how you doing?” Bronze asked enthusiastically on the tele. I could see it wasn’t his from the call name.

“Fine, I guess.”

“I just heard you got in a fight with a Therezian! How did you manage that?”

“We didn’t fight. It’s a long story.”

“Well, come on and join us! We’re having dinner. I haven’t seen you in ages.”

From all my apartment moving, I was starving. My stomach grumbled just hearing about food. I didn’t especially want to have dinner with Garm and Bronze as it made me feel weird, but I should be an adult about this. A hungry adult.

“Sure. I’ll be there in a bit.”

I got my autocannon ready and opened my door. I was immediately greeted by the backs of two Gandrine sitting on my front steps.

I stood there for what must have been minutes. I had come to this apartment early in the morning. After three transfers on three empty trains.

How did they even get out here? They were probably too big to fit on a train. It’s hard to imagine them shambling all the way out to the northwest. And how did they find me to begin with? Did they have some super sense of smell?

I walked around in front of them.

I wasn’t sure what I was hoping to see. They were just big rocks sitting there.

But this really defeated the purpose of me trying to hide. I mean, it’s hard to miss the only two Gandrine within thousands of light years. There wasn’t really anything for me to do, however. I hiked to the train to meet up with Bronze.

I knew the restaurant well. It served a particular ethnic food. There was only one item on their menu I liked, but I liked it a lot.

The bouncer stopped me.

“Hank, I’m sorry but I can’t let you go in carrying an anti-aircraft gun on your back.”

“Yeah? Why not?”

“My boss will kill me.”

“Have your boss come talk to me if there’s a problem.”

I just wasn’t in the mood. I began to walk past him and he moved in front to try and block my entrance. I kept walking. He fell backwards and I did my best not to step on his chest, but I did step on his arm which made him cry out in pain.

“Sorry.”

Inside, I found Bronze easily since he was jumping up and down and waving his arms.

I went over to his table and saw there was an attractive woman sitting next to him and judiciously not looking at me.

“Hank! Hey, buddy. Sit down! Sit down.”

I put my autocannon on the floor and sat, feeling the booth tilt dangerously under me.

“This is my gal, Tuem-tai,” he said, introducing the woman, who still wasn’t looking.

Since she hadn’t acknowledged my presence, I felt it was okay to talk about anything I wanted.

“What happened to Garm?” I asked, surprised.

Bronze also didn’t seem to mind talking about anything.

“Garm’s my old lady. You know? She’s a real keeper. We’re just having fun,” he said, indicating his booth-mate.

I felt that Bronze did not know Garm very well.

“Um.” How should I broach this? I liked Bronze. “You know Garm is a really good fighter, right?”

“She’s a firebrand alright!”

“No. I mean. She might kill you. Her too.”

I expected that mention of her potential death might stir the woman to pay attention to our conversation, but I was wrong.

“I think I might ask Garm to marry me,” Bronze said. “Do you think she would go for it?”

The waiter came over and I thankfully ordered some food. Ten orders with five to go.

“You must be hungry from fighting Wallow! You get paid for that or did you just need to thump him?”

I shook my head at the concept.

“Have you ever seen Wallow?”

“Yeah, sure did. He seems like a nice guy—though I’m sure you had your reasons for busting him. We chatted a few days ago.”

“What? You talked to him?”

“It wasn’t exactly talking, I about broke my voice shouting. He says he been here a long time. He’s been working for Zadeck for I think seventy years. He used to be a miner and Zadeck bought the mine and took him out. Then they came here.”

My mouth hung open.

No one had ever learned Wallow’s story. And no one “talked” to him. You got the hell out of his way. How did Bronze do it?

“So Hank, you know of any jobs that I could do? I got kicked out of my apartment.”

“How can you get kicked out of a place in Deadsouth? No one owns those buildings.”

“I guess I wasn’t really kicked out. But some people are looking for me around there so I can’t go back.”

“Who? I can probably talk to them and straighten it out.”

“Nah, it’s not like that. Just women problems.”

“Who, Garm?”

“What? No. Different ones. My life isn’t complete unless ten ex-girlfriends are mad at me.”

For someone who had such luck with the ladies he sure managed to squander it.

“You’re going to die,” I said.

“Not if I keep moving. I understand if you can’t, but you think I could crash at your place for a few days?”

“My apartment was turned into a lump of metal by Wallow. And I got more dangerous people after me than jilted lovers.”

“It’s cool. I would appreciate it if any work comes along you think of me, though.”

“Sure.”

I felt a lot better after my meal and talking to Bronze, who was always entertaining. On the way out I saw the bouncer rubbing his arm.

“You okay?” I asked him.

“I think you sprained my shoulder,” he said dejectedly.

I sighed.

I passed him fifty credits via tele.

“We square?” I asked.

“Yeah,” he said, though not exactly ecstatic.

Which was fine, I didn’t want it to be so profitable to hassle me that everyone started doing it.

CHAPTER 40

I opened the door to my temporary home and in my new living room stood Naked Guy.

“You know, this is getting old. I don’t know why I even bother locking the door.”

Forget it. I didn’t owe him anything. I swung my gun into position and loaded an armor piercing round.

“You know what this is?” I asked him rhetorically.

“It looks like an autocannon. Somewhere between thirty and forty millimeters. With the belt feed and motor removed and replaced by a manual operation,” he said in his usual blasé manner.

That was a bit disconcerting.

“Yeah… well, do you know what it can do to you?”

“Yes.”

I didn’t really have a follow-up for that.

“How did you find me? How did you get in here?”

“We located the Gandrine. Security bypass systems are one of our products.”

“How did the Gandrine find me?”

“You should ask them.”

“Did you know you have biological—um, made soldiers?” I accused.

“Recombinant Heterokaryotic Clones.”

“What if they sneeze?” was all I could come up with.

“They are incapable of sneezing. Their bodies lack that function.”

“But what if I injected some of their blood? That could kill a whole planet because of their DNA.”

“I would not advise injecting anyone’s blood.”

“Yeah but… it’s worse with them.” But that seemed a shaky concern so I switched tactics. “Besides, aren’t they illegal?”

“Not on Belvaille.”

“But they’re galactic treaty illegal.”

“Belvaille is not a signatory to that treaty. Section 4.3.7 subsection B on Independent Protectorates details our rights and limitations. They have been upheld in the courts.”

“Alright. But why do you guys have them?”

“When one corporation began using them, we all had to. Just like with the armored carriers. It became an escalation factor. We can replace them far easier than regular employees.”

“Why not just hire the people already on the station? There are plenty of us.”

“We have. I already hired you once and I’m here to ask again.”

“Oh.”

“And we believe they will not always be illegal within the Confederation. We want to have the technology perfected when that opportunity arises,” he stated.

Now my real issue:

“You made me wear a diaper,” I said angrily.

“I suppose you could call it that.”

“Why?”

“You said you didn’t want to wear our uniform. I needed for you to be identifiable by our soldiers. That’s why all the corporations wear uniforms. So the clones do not attack each other.”

“But why a diaper?”

“Because I felt it was unlikely that anyone would clad themselves in such a garment and thus it was safe to instruct our soldiers to avoid engaging the wearer of one.”

I was not happy with that answer, but I guess I understood it.

“Do you have Portals in the freighter ships attached to Belvaille?”

“Yes.”

Through my rigorous inquiries, he had remained Naked Guy and didn’t seem uncomfortable or flustered or like I had caught him in anything. He answered immediately and without concern.

I put my autocannon down by the door.

“Whatever. So what is it you want?”

“As I said, I wish to hire you.”

“No. Just no. I can’t be killing any more people who live here. That’s not who I am. Sorry, you need to get someone else. I don’t care what you’re paying.”

“I wish to hire you to attack a rival corporation.”

Now we’re talking!

“Wait. That would take an army. They’re too entrenched. And they got all those biological guys. Whatever you called them. And vehicles. It would be suicide.”

“Any amount of money you require can be made available,” he said.

Man, people would pay me to be able to fight a corporation. I could probably get guys from every gang. It would also go a long way to clear my recently-damaged reputation. But still.

“We just don’t have the weapons to fight them. If you gave me like six months I could put something together. With enough money.”

“We can provide you with any weapons you require from our armory.”

Whoa.

“Do you have a list of what’s available?”

“I can provide one.”

“How many people can I hire?” I asked.

“As many as is required,” Naked Guy said.

“What if I needed 10,000 people?” I challenged.

“The attack needs to be carried out within three months. And you may only hire residents of Belvaille.”

“But you’re basically saying I can spend as much money as I need to spend and you’ll give us whatever equipment we want?”

“We can only give equipment that Colmarian United Supply possesses, but otherwise, yes.”

I couldn’t see any problems with this deal. I was going to be the most popular guy on Belvaille very shortly.

“Alright,” I said. “Give me the list of gear and I’ll turn it over to my tech guy. In the meantime I’ll start hiring people. I’m going to need—” and I shrugged. I thought I understood how corporations worked a little. “Thirty million credits.”

It was an absurd number. I might as well have said “three infinities.”

Naked Guy paused. For once. Had a corporation finally been overbilled?

“That sum is acceptable,” he said.

Naked Guy walked to my front door and was about to leave when I thought of one last thing.

“Why do you guys have the Portals?”

He turned and faced me. Those black, reflective eyes were unwavering.

“To avoid the tolls from the Navy blockade.”

That answer sent a shiver up my back. I wasn’t sure about all the other things he had told me. But I knew that last one was a lie.

CHAPTER 41

There was no way the corporations were saving enough on Navy fees to justify building their own Portals. Not unless their long-term plans stretched epochs into the future.

But Naked Guy had been so forthcoming about everything else. It seemed odd he would lie about that one thing. It was also entirely possible that I didn’t understand all the details. I wasn’t exactly a corporate bookkeeper.

But I did know the fees the Navy charged. I knew them for the gangs. Unless the corporations were charged vastly different sums, it didn’t make any sense.

As I was pondering all this I got a tele from Garm.

“What?” I tried to answer as grumpily as she always answered my teles.

“Hi, Hank. What are you up to?”

“Huh?” I don’t think Garm had ever asked such a thing of me. She was not one to mince words or flatter or ask how your day was going.

“I heard your apartment was destroyed by Wallow. Wanted to make sure you weren’t hurt.”

“Oh. Well that’s nice of you. No, I got out long before. I suspected something like that might happen; though, I would have enjoyed seeing Wallow walk across Belvaille. That must have been an impressive sight.”

“How is it you seem to like Wallow but you’re always fighting him?” she asked.

“I have never ‘fought’ Wallow. I have merely had a few disagreements with his fists and his fists have shown me the error of my ways. I just think it’s cool that a Therezian is on Belvaille.”

“Yeah,” Garm said. “You talk to Bronze lately?”

This was why she had called. And it made me uncomfortable. And she was uncomfortable. And we could both see the other was uncomfortable on the tele screen.

“Yeah.” I mumbled something, combining a few grunts and murmurs and hoped that sounded like a sentence.

“I know he’s…fond of you. I haven’t been able to get ahold of him. He doesn’t have a tele of course. Strangest thing. At least he says he doesn’t have one...”

Garm was a great friend. And Bronze was a friend. And if any two people in the galaxy should not be dating, it was them. But that wasn’t for me to say.

I couldn’t look at the tele. At Garm’s face. I looked at my autocannon on the floor. Maybe I should paint it. Or sell advertising space.

“Hmm,” I said, stalling for time.

But how was I going to do this? I didn’t want to rat on Bronze. But I didn’t want Garm to twist in the wind. She might even take it out on me later. Was I jealous? There’s nothing like seeing someone date your ex-girlfriend to remind you just how much you like her. Even if the moment you get back together you want to kill her.

“Oh, before I forget, I heard some guys at the Gentleman’s Club say they were putting together a job to burgle the Pushane Jewel,” I said casually.

“What? That’s my apartment building,” Garm yelled.

“I thought so.”

“When did you hear this?”

“Few days ago.”

“And you’re just thinking of telling me now?”

“I hadn’t talked to you in a bit. Besides, you have security, right?”

“Not enough. Who were they? Was this just ‘guy talk’ or were they serious?”

“Seemed serious. I didn’t see, I was watching glocken.”

“That team is never going to win!” She yelled. “My place better not get robbed or I’m holding you responsible.”

“Do what I do and have Gandrine sit outside.”

“I’ll call you back. If you hear anything more, let me know immediately. Not a few days later.”

“Sure.”

Garm hung up.

That was one way to get out of an ugly conversation.

CHAPTER 42

Not long after, I got an enormous list of equipment available from Naked Guy. It was what Colmarian United Supply could lend us for the attack on the other corporation. The list was over 300 pages long and I didn’t understand the vast majority of it.

I forwarded it to Delovoa and asked him, “If you were going to outfit an army of gang thugs to attack a corporation on Belvaille, and you had your pick of anything on this list, what would you choose?”

I also received a fund transfer.

30,000,000 credits.

I stood there looking at that number. I wasn’t even thinking of stealing that, because he had sent it to me in less than a day based on our five minute conversation. That was not a group I would ever be stealing from.

I teled Cad. I still felt bad about him losing Sassy and getting hurt at the last fight.

“You still here?” I asked.

“Yeah. Where else am I going to go?” he said.

“I’ll give you…forty grand to follow the Gandrine for four weeks. Twenty-four hours a day.”

“What? Why?”

“You’re turning down forty grand?”

“No, I’m just…there must be a reason. And it’s probably bad. Otherwise, I can’t think of a more boring job. Hire like three more people so we can at least talk and play cards.”

“How about I give you fifty grand and you hire anyone you want? I can’t be chasing around people looking to sit in front of Gandrine. Oh, but don’t let them see you.”

“I’m not sure they can see us. Where are they now?”

“By my new apartment.” I opened my door. “Well, not now. But I suspect they will be later. I’ll give you the address. Stay in a building up the street, they’re all vacant.”

“Is this dangerous?”

“I can’t imagine. Even if the Gandrine didn’t want you following them, if you crawl away from them they’ll never catch you. But don’t let them see you.”

“I know. I know.” Cad sighed.

“This is a lot of money I’m offering you,” I said, feeling as if he wasn’t being appreciative.

“Don’t get pissy. You’re basically asking me to watch them watch nothing. That’s painful.”

“That’s basically what we did as doormen.”

“No, we talked. Hung out. How drunk can we get?”

“Not so drunk you can’t follow two Gandrine without them knowing.”

“So, just short of comatose.”

“Hah hah. Do you want the job or not?” I asked.

“I suppose. Give me the address.”

CHAPTER 43

I didn’t have a way to hire enough people to do the corporate job. I knew plenty of goons, but I couldn’t sit around negotiating with each of them if I wanted to get this done in three months.

I took out an ad in The News:

Do you hate corporations? Can you fire a gun reasonably well? Apply to Hank at the Belvaille Gentleman’s Club. 30,000 credit flat rate. Don’t tele him or drop by his apartment! I’m busy.

If that didn’t get people, nothing would.

Delovoa got back to me pretty quick.

“What’s all this about? Are you forming a corporation or something?” he asked.

“No, just working with them again. I need to attack another corporation.”

“You’re crazy!”

“I figure I can hire about 800 guys. Though how I’m going to organize that many people I don’t know.”

“Some corporations have heavy armored vehicles.”

“Well, that’s where I need your help. Besides, Naked Guy said we just need to disrupt their operations and—”

“Who?”

“Oh, he’s just my liaison.”

“Is his name really Naked Guy?”

“No. He doesn’t have a name. Or clothes. Oh, he told me about the biological guys. The soldiers.”

I explained it to Delovoa who listened carefully.

“I suppose that’s all possible. If they could sell them I have to imagine they would make a fortune. See, it’s technology like that I think the Confederation should be more open about.”

“What? Weren’t you telling me they could kill us all if they sneezed?”

“What do I know? I’ve never worked on them.”

I glared at my tele.

“Do you think you could get me involved with their team?” he asked.

“I doubt it. We’re not exactly friends. I suspect you’d have to join the corporation.”

Delovoa frowned.

“Forget it. I tried the business route before,” he said.

“How’d that go?”

“I’m on Belvaille, aren’t I? How much did he pay you for this job?” Delovoa asked curiously. “I saw you took out an ad and this list of equipment is pretty amazing.”

I generally didn’t like to talk about money matters, but Delovoa was different and I wanted to show off.

“Guess,” I said smugly.

Delovoa thought hard.

“Twenty—twenty-seven million,” he said finally.

I blinked a few times.

“Thirty. How did you know that?”

“I’ve worked for the corporations too. I don’t even know if they deal in credits at the high levels. They use other forms of currency. Credits are like them scooping up a handful of air and giving it to us.”

I was disappointed he hadn’t been amazed.

“Well, it’s still money to me.”

“Oh, yeah. It’s a lot. You should be proud.”

“Don’t patronize me.”

“I’m not. In fact, for me to help you with this you’ll have to pay me fifty-five thousand.”

“Forty-five.”

“Fifty-five and I’ll field strip and clean and repair your autocannon, which has almost certainly taken some abuse since you’ve had it.”

“Alright. Alright. So get a shopping list back to me of what I should order. Imagine you were coming along with us and your life depended on us protecting you.”

“Which corporation are you going to attack?”

“Does it matter?”

CHAPTER 44

After a long train ride I stepped into the Belvaille Gentleman’s Club and my first thought was that the toilets had overflowed again. There were people standing three across in the hallway.

But then they spotted me and it turned into everyone calling out my name, tugging on me, patting me on the back, and telling me how great I was.

Krample, the coat check, almost exploded.

“You! You son of a bitch, this isn’t your private meeting hall. Get these people out of here!”

I ignored him and continued walking. After about ten feet I already had a headache.

The Gentleman’s Club was a huge building, one of the original ten story structures. From what I could tell it was currently packed with scumbags and lowlifes.

This was yet another instance of me not thinking things through. How was I possibly going to hire this many people? Let alone equip. Let alone pay.

My first instinct, and I thought it was a pretty good one, was to leave. Maybe I could take out another ad in The News and simply tell them where to attack. Be like a real general and run this from the sidelines.

I fought my way up to the cafeteria and it was the same. The whole club was like this. Guys were stuffed into every room.

A few times I tried telling people to shut up so I could think, but that didn’t work. It just became a hundred people yelling at everyone else to shut up so I could think and them yelling back.

This was why I left the Navy—or was never in it. And why I never wanted to be a boss. Organizing things was stressful.

I couldn’t even order any food because they had eaten it all. All of it! As far as I was concerned one of the only reasons to go to the Gentleman’s Club was to eat.

Wait, I’m a multimillionaire boss.

“You,” I said, pointing at a random guy. “Go get me four orders of chocko stix at Martha’s Bottle.”

He sprang to attention and pushed his way through the crowd to fulfill the order.

“What? What’d he say? He’s hungry. Hank’s hungry!”

About another dozen men took off, presumably trying to kiss up and get me more food. Which was fine.

But this was impossible. I couldn’t possibly do this all by myself. So I took a page from the gangs and from the military.

“You. You’re now a captain.”

“Me?”

“Yeah.”

“And you’re an…enforcer, first class.”

“Thanks!”

“And you’re a facilitator.”

“Can I be an enforcer?”

“You’re not anything, now.”

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry!”

I basically made officers of anyone I knew and sort of trusted within pointing range. I would work out what it all meant later. But I needed some organization.

It was a cute concept to be rebels marching to our own tune, but there couldn’t be 800 such people. Not when we were going to be armed with heavy weapons and fighting a real corporate military.

After about three hours I was absolutely exhausted.

I ate too much food for one thing and I wanted to lie down.

I had minted thirty-five brand new officers whose titles signified nothing. They were already arguing over who was higher rank.

There were, at last count, 437 people who wanted to enlist in my army. I needed more. Even though I had nothing to equip them with, no way to get them around, and no way of determining if they were right for the job or were even likely to show up. They could be junkies from Deadsouth for all I knew.

There were people who were clearly not right. They were old, fat, crooked even by my standards. I had a fear that half of them would run away as soon as the fighting started.

What a nightmare.

Bronze slipped through the crowd and appeared in front of me with his wonderful smile.

“Hank! Man, took me an hour to get in. There’s people backed into the street.”

“Bronze, what are you doing here?”

“Hoping for a job.”

He saw me thinking about it.

“Come on, Hank, I’ve been asking. I can shoot a gun. Not great, but I can.”

I sighed. He was probably better than half the guys around me. None of them were dating Garm, however.

“Alright,” I said reluctantly.

Four of my officers jockeyed with each other to take down Bronze’s information.

I saw Delovoa getting elbowed and pushed around in the mass of hairy arms.

“Ah, Colonel Delovoa!” I bellowed.

The tide parted and Delovoa was promptly dropped on the ground. He was helped to his feet just as quickly. His three eyes were spinning.

Some of my ad hoc officers saluted. Poorly.

“We need to talk about supplies and strategy and stuff,” I said as importantly as possible.

I moved to escort him out of the building.

“I just walked through all that,” Delovoa complained.

“I’ll be back tomorrow to continue recruiting,” I yelled to the crowd. “Tell your friends.”

On the train Delovoa and I talked.

“The corporation is offering you a lot of nice things, but none of them are crew-served weapons,” he said.

“What’s that?”

“Weapons capable of taking out a lot of enemies at a time or taking out heavily armored vehicles. Things like recoilless rifles and mortars.”

“I don’t think those guys can use any of that stuff. I don’t think half of them have used a pistol.”

“They’ll have to learn if you want to fight a corporation in their own territory. Harsh language and body odor aren’t going to stop a reactive armor tank.”

“I blew up one tank already,” I bragged.

“You didn’t blow up a tank. That was an APC.”

“No, the second one. The one that put me in the hospital. It had a gun just like mine.”

“If it had an autocannon it wasn’t a tank. It was an armored fighting vehicle. Your gun wouldn’t do anything to a tank.”

“I thought you said it could shoot through the weak side of one.”

He shrugged.

“That was just basement talk,” he said, as if that explained everything.

“What?” I was annoyed. What if I had fought a true tank and found my gun did nothing? “Alright, this is real talk. I have to attack in three months. Do you think I can get them trained in time on those big weapons you were talking about?”

“Doesn’t matter if they aren’t offering you any. But no, I don’t think you can. You’ll have trouble getting them trained on the basics like how to move without killing each other.”

“Then what do you suggest we use to fight armored vehicles, Colonel?”

“Pyrotechnics. Everyone understands fire.”

CHAPTER 45

“They left,” Cad teled me as I was walking.

“Who left?”

“The Gandrine.”

“Were they ever back at my apartment?”

“Yeah.”

“Well, you need to tell me that,” I said, annoyed.

“They were back. But they’re leaving now.”

“Follow them.”

He was drunk. But I didn’t suppose you needed to be very sober to follow Gandrine.

A luxury car drove up next to me and the window went down. Garm was in back.

“Get in,” she said.

“How is it that everyone knows where I’m at?” I threw my arms up in frustration.

“You live here, right?” she asked, not understanding.

“Yeah, but how did you know?”

She blinked a few times, stuck her head out the window, and pointed behind me.

I looked up the street a bit and there was a sign that designated this as Hank Block.

“Who put that there?”

“I don’t know.”

“Don’t your people do all the signs?”

“Yeah, but it’s not as if I check on each one. There are a lot of signs in the city.”

“How did they know I moved?”

“Just get in.”

Garm’s car had a lot of room, though my autocannon still didn’t fit well. There was a partition between the driver and us. When we were moving she explained:

“I need you to help me with a strike.”

“I can’t, I’m already trying to organize one.”

“No, stupid, not that kind of strike. A labor one.”

“Oh. Well, I’m busy.”

“I know. And you didn’t tell me about it, you didn’t tell me Bronze was cheating on me, and you let him enlist in your suicide attack. So you’re going to do this before you die or before I kill you for doing all that other stuff.”

I pondered that.

“So what do you need?”

“The Electromagnet Workers Union is striking.”

“Against who?”

“Me, dummy.”

“Don’t they work for you?”

She sighed and put her chin on her chest for a moment.

“Yes. That’s why it’s a strike.”

“What do they want?”

“I don’t know. The usual junk. More money, less work.”

“How do you expect me to help? This isn’t really my thing.”

“Didn’t you used to negotiate between gangs for like…a thousand years or something? Did you forget how already?”

“Oh, I thought I had to know something about magnets.”

“It doesn’t matter what they do,” she said, frustrated.

“I’m sure it matters or you wouldn’t be talking to me.”

“Of course, but you don’t need to know the specifics. Without them, we would all die. There, simple.”

“Well that’s true for like half of the services under you, right?”

“Yes. But these are the first to demand more. If I give in, they’ll all do the same.”

“So you want me to kill them?”

“I think your brain is hardening like that technician said. Why would I want you to kill my highly-trained workers? This isn’t a gang fight, it’s a negotiation.”

“Then how much are you willing to give them?”

“Nothing.”

“This is going to be a really short or really long negotiation. Where are we driving?”

“To City Hall to talk to them. I have a meeting scheduled.”

“Isn’t this the kind of tactic you use on the corporations and gangs?” I asked her. “Refuse service if they don’t agree to pay.”

“Yes.”

Apparently she did not see the irony. Or didn’t care.

At City Hall I dragged out my autocannon and secured it on my back. I followed Garm to her private elevator and up to the eighth floor.

The halls were packed with pudgy, technical-looking guys who gave Garm dirty looks as she walked. There were a lot of them, that’s for sure.

In the conference room five of the pudgier technocrats sat sweating at a table. Their clothes were ill-fitting and fashionable maybe half a century ago on a planet with no fashion sense.

There were also a dozen bodyguards in the room looking mean. I could tell they weren’t Garm’s because she forced all her people to wear uniforms.

“I see you felt it necessary to try and intimidate us, Adjunct Overwatch,” one of the seated men said with a sneer.

“I haven’t held that title in some time as you know and Hank is here as a negotiator,” Garm said plainly. “He has a lot of experience in these matters.”

“Why is he armed?” another asked.

“The same reason you have all these thugs,” she said.

“First off, who here is coming with me to attack the corporation?” I said to the aforementioned thugs.

Two guys tentatively raised their hands.

“You either work for me or them. I’m not going to pay you to shoot me. If you work for me, get out of here,” I said.

They chewed that question for a bit and remained where they were. So I just lost two soldiers. But that also meant they were either getting paid more than 30,000 or they liked the odds here more than for my mission. Either way didn’t bode well for these talks.

The fat men grinned, their jowls making it look like forty smiles were mocking my failure.

“Sit down, Garm,” I said.

I wanted to put her on equal footing with the union. She pulled her chair far out and sat at an angle. Her knees bounced around as she sat, like a hyper child’s.

“So what are you requesting?” I made the mistake of asking the union.

Forty minutes later they were done and I was bored silly. I had tried sitting down myself, felt the chair giving way, so I sat against the wall, putting my autocannon next to me.

I couldn’t understand the details of the demands, but the union obviously wasn’t very good at diplomacy. They seemed to be asking for anything and everything that could possibly be given. They nearly asked for a quadrillion percent raise, Belvaille to be named after them, everyone to become their personal slaves, and Garm to tuck them into bed each night and bake them cookies.

Garm’s face was red. It took every ounce of her control to not beat these guys to death.

“Gentlemen,” I began, downcast, “those requests are asinine.”

They then went on a rant about how important they were and how the station would cease to exist without their expertise. Garm jumped in and told them how she had organized them in the first place and given them positions of influence instead of glorified maintenance roles.

“Is anyone hungry?” I interrupted.

They all looked at me like I was crazy.

“I’m hungry, let’s order some food,” I continued.

“Hank—” Garm began.

“Are you mocking us?” a fat man asked.

“No, I’m hungry. Are you hungry?” I asked the guard next to me.

He nodded. Thugs were always hungry.

“You’re trying to distract us,” one of the magneteers bellowed.

“I’m trying to eat,” I countered.

“He’s always eating,” Garm agreed.

“Forgive me for being hungry. I didn’t know I was going to be babysitting today.”

Cries of outrage! Some of them actually pulled themselves to their feet. That was all the excuse Garm needed to pop up and begin yelling back.

The guards in the room were either not anxious for a fight or were waiting for the free meal I had hinted at.

One of the engineers at the end of the table stood and banged a tool on the table. It got everyone to quiet down a bit.

“This is what they want,” he said to his comrades. “Get us riled and bloodthirsty. Look at him sitting there. That’s Hank. If we lose control they’re going to kill us and say it was self-defense, and then deal with all those scared members out there,” he said, pointing to the door.

Wasn’t a bad idea, though I hadn’t thought of it. He faced Garm now.

“If you don’t meet our demands, we won’t strike, but we’ll slow down and make mistakes and you’ll never know if it was intentional or an accident.”

This was a difficult situation. It wasn’t like a gang negotiation because they weren’t a gang. We couldn’t just threaten to beat them up or they wouldn’t work well. They had to want the deal but I also had to make Garm happy.

I walked over to whisper to Garm.

“Come on, what can you give them?”

“Nothing,” she said flatly.

“Can’t imagine why you’re single,” I jabbed.

“You are too,” she said without missing a beat.

“Guys,” I started in my most pleasant voice. “The way I see it, you got it pretty damn good. You’re bleeding the corporations, the gangs, the businesses. If any of them go up or down it doesn’t matter to you.”

They mumbled and muttered and disagreed.

“But,” I said, “if you start raising your prices, you might kill your own monopoly. You exist because no one is bothered enough to compete with you. I don’t do this a lot, but let me tell you a bit about what the corporations did for me. You,” I said, pointing to one of my former soldiers, “what was I paying you?”

“Uh, thirty thousand,” he said.

“For a few night’s work. And you know how many people I’m looking to hire? Five thousand!” I lied.

Silence in the room as they added that up. It didn’t take them long, smart bastards.

“Right,” I continued. “They paid in full after a ten minute conversation. I got the money now. All of it. Do you really think you’re so important that they can’t replace you? They can’t hire a thousand of you at a moment’s notice? They just haven’t gotten around to it. Don’t give them an excuse.”

“How do we know you aren’t lying?” one of them asked.

“I’m advertising all over the place!” I turned to the guards for confirmation and while they didn’t openly agree, it was obvious. “It’s not a secret. Here, this is the money I have for weapons, armor, gear, clothes, and vehicles.” I punched up my tele. “The rest for salaries hasn’t been transferred from my bank because I don’t need it yet.”

I threw my tele on the table where they could see my statement. Even Garm looked over. They were as impressed as I had been. It was an insane amount of money.

“You guys have dream jobs. Why would you ever risk giving it up by making the corporations do a cost analysis of your work?”

They seemed to digest all this slowly. Maybe I wasn’t such a bad liar.

A few hours later I was strutting along to the car with Garm.

Garm was not happy, but it was her howls of protest that helped close the deal. I made her give the union five extra days of vacation a year.

I didn’t think they would agree to end the strike unless they thought they were getting a good deal. They didn’t know that Garm would have expressed the same outrage if she had been forced to give them one second of vacation.

Both sides equally miserable. That to me was the sign of a successful deal.

CHAPTER 46

I was up to 641 confirmed for the upcoming attack. Wasn’t enough.

Back at my place I noticed the Gandrine had returned. I teled Cad to ask him where they had gone but he didn’t answer.

Annoyed, I walked past the Gandrine I was supposedly trying to spy on, and up the street to the apartment where Cad and his friends were hiding.

It was empty.

There was a card table, lots and lots of empty bottles, some take-out food packages, chairs, and two beds. The smell of multiple guys who had been sitting and eating in one room for a week hung in the air.

Hmm.

I wasn’t sure who Cad had hired to keep him company so I couldn’t call them.

I left Cad a tele message to get back to me. Peering out the window I could see the Gandrine easily. I watched them for a few minutes. Yeah, I could see becoming an alcoholic doing this job.

They might have gone to get supplies, but still it was very irresponsible. At least one of them should have stayed on duty.

Back at my place I tried to relax. It wasn’t easy. I was leading a full-scale invasion against an enemy whose capabilities I didn’t know, but assumed to be considerable. Still, I needed to take my mind off things so I didn’t become a nervous wreck.

I got a tele from Delovoa.

“I have the list planned,” he said. “But, can I ask you, how much do you trust these guys you’re hiring?”

“Trust like how?”

“Trust to not steal valuable weapons and armor you give them.”

“Very little. I probably know only about a quarter of them. A lot of them don’t even like each other. They’re from different gangs. It’s only the money bringing them together and the chance to sock it to a corporation.”

“That’s a problem, Hank. What if you give them all this equipment and they don’t show up? Or they steal it? Or they go tell the corporation you’re going to attack? Or go work for them at a higher rate?”

“Well… that would suck.”

“I’m not going with you, so it’s not my neck, but I don’t want you to think you’re marching out with 800 guys and only 300 show up.”

“Yeah, I don’t want to see that either,” I exhaled. “I guess I could only pay them half at the morning of the attack. Then half after. And we only equip them right before the attack. But, we’re not going to get any training done.”

“I thought about that too. Where would you train anyway? How are you going to train 800 people?”

“I don’t know. Put down ten thousand bottles in the street and shoot at them? This hasn’t been done before on Belvaille. I’m kind of playing it by ear. I don’t even know where we’ll put all this equipment we get from the corporation.”

“We’ll need a warehouse,” he said.

“And how am I going to move my army? Ride the train? It will take us three hours just to get everyone in the same spot. And it’s not like we can all walk up one street. We’d be shooting each other in the back.”

“No, you’ll need to go from multiple directions. Come over, we’ll look at some maps of the city.”

“Did you ever figure out who stole your corpse?” I asked.

“No. I suspect it was one of the corporations.”

“I don’t want to do any planning there if you’ve been infiltrated by a corporation. It could be the one we’re attacking. You should come over here.”

“Do you still have Gandrine sitting in front of your house?”

“Yeah.”

“Well I’m not walking by them. I think my place is safer.”

“Let’s meet at City Hall.”

“Will Garm get mad?”

“No, I just did some work for her.”

At City Hall Colonel Delovoa and I spoke and it became clear just how terrible this war was going to be.

Naked Guy had given me the name of the corporation and location. It was Intergalactic Brands Ltd. They were located in a small section just north of the docks. Their colors were brown with a green cat. I knew nothing of them beyond that.

“You’re going to need to do reconnaissance,” Delovoa stated.

“Yeah, I should have started a while ago, but… well, I didn’t. I’ll tele some guys and set up an around-the-clock watch.”

I looked at the map.

“We have very limited areas of attack. We can’t move an army through the dock, it’s too crowded and we’ll get held up by heavy machinery. We can’t go from the east because there is no east, that’s the edge of the station. Too far north and you get into the rich neighborhoods and they have private security.”

“And they might shoot at you, or worse, your army splits off and starts robbing people,” Delovoa said.

Looks like we got these four blocks on the west, but that’s awful narrow. Two hundred untrained gang members, armed to the teeth, who all dislike one another, bumbling down each street.”

This job was not giving me a warm feeling.

CHAPTER 47

“Thad Elon’s Teeth,” Delovoa exclaimed.

We stood in a warehouse that we had previously appropriated for storage. I had given Delovoa’s list back to Naked Guy which detailed what equipment we would like from his Colmarian United Supply.

The building was absolutely filled with military hardware. Row after row of guns and armor and gear. It was beyond counting.

“How are we ever going to use all this?” I asked, dumbfounded. “I mean, how are we going to give it to people? Have them line up at the door and pick whatever they want?”

We wandered through the aisles of equipment. Nothing was labeled and it seemed to be ordered haphazardly. There were racks of pants next to a box of grenades next to signal flares next to…

“What is this?” I asked, picking up an odd device.

“It’s for water breathing.”

“We’re on a space station, why did you ask for this?”

“I wanted to see if they would give it.”

I twirled around looking at the mess.

“How long will it take you to inventory?”

Suddenly, Delovoa grabbed my arm, his face looking desperate.

“You still have the money, right?”

“Yeah.”

“Let’s go. Let’s get out of here. Off Belvaille.”

“What? Why?”

“Look!” He said, gesturing at our armory. “It—I guess it hadn’t been real in my head before this. But this isn’t a gang war, it’s a real war.”

“But we have all this equipment to fight with.”

“Do you know how to use all this stuff? I don’t.”

“I thought you were an expert engineer.”

“I am. But knowing how to build it and use it in a war are two different things. I’ve never been in a fight in my life. Just go. I’ll come with you—if you want. Belvaille is lost anyway. This is proof.”

“We can’t, Delovoa. Do you think they gave me all that money and all this stuff and they’re not going to find us if we leave? We probably won’t make it to the Portal. I have to get these guys ready to fight. It’s the only way out of this.”

I cast the net out far and wide looking for more recruits.

I was giving my officers signing bonuses if they could get able-bodied men willing to march to their deaths.

Garm lent me her skills when it came to organizing the warehouse and how to disperse it to my soldiers efficiently. She also made a list of the number and types of squads we would have.

It was a vast improvement over what I had been going to use: a huge crowd of guys with guns walking forward. We really were starting to resemble an army.

My reconnaissance units didn’t have a lot to report. It’s hard to get an accurate tally of soldiers who are clones. There were no tanks, but there were roof snipers and emplaced machine guns.

Again, I tapped Garm to help me with tactics.

“You know this is suicide, don’t you?” Garm said pleasantly.

“How can you say that after you’ve seen all the men I have and all the equipment?”

“You’ve hired a bunch of loan sharks and counterfeiters and drug addicts. Giving them automatic weapons isn’t suddenly going to make them capable warriors.”

“What do you want me to do, Garm?”

“Keep your eyes open. This whole thing stinks. Why are they using you when they have far more competent people on their own payroll?”

“They’re not even paying them,” I muttered.

We had told Garm about the clones but it didn’t faze her. I doubted she cared if the corporations used magic spirits as long as she got paid.

“When are you going to attack?” she asked.

“Can’t say. I’m not letting anyone know until the hour, hopefully it will keep it a surprise.”

“You advertised it in The News…”

“Not the date and which corporation. I’m going to have a few drills with the boys. If anyone is tipping off the corporation, we’ll see them react.”

“Well. Good luck,” Garm said, after taking in a deep breath.

“Thanks.”

She gave me a hug. She wasn’t a big woman, but she was strong.

“You’re making me feel like I’m never going to see you again,” I said sadly.

“You have to see me again. You owe me money.”

I thought she was making a joke.

“What do I owe you money for?”

“This. Helping you put your structure together.”

“You said it was free!” I yelled.

“No, I didn’t!” She yelled back, obviously not joking.

“You’re going to fleece me right before I go off to war?”

“It’s not like I made you. Besides, I’m probably saving your life.”

“Unlikely. How much do you want for this theoretical help?”

“A hundred thousand.”

“You’re nuts! I wouldn’t give that if you walked in front of me and took the first bullet.”

“Yeah, like someone is going to hit me when they have your fatness as a target. You’re paying these toothless codgers 30,000—”

“To fight! Not to scribble notes.”

“Fine, I’ll take my organization charts with me.”

“I already stored them to tele.”

“I hope you die in your stupid fight,” she said, storming away. She got halfway to my door when she stopped. “Good luck, Hank.”

“Thanks, Garm. And good luck with…”

And I left it there. Soulful. Mournful.

“With what?” she asked quietly.

“With being less bitchy.”

CHAPTER 48

The morning of the raid I sent word to assemble at the warehouse, getting my officers in place first.

This was the fourth time I had called everyone together so we could get in practice and hopefully throw off any spies. My own spies had never reported any changes in Intergalactic Brands Ltd activity.

My other spies, Cad and his friends, still hadn’t reported back from their work trailing the Gandrine, but I couldn’t bother with that now.

I had sergeants in the warehouse handing out equipment in a semi-orderly fashion and bashing the heads of those who tried to take more than they were allotted.

The officers organized the men into squads, platoons, and regiments. We didn’t know if those were the right names but they were the first ones we came up with. Without Garm’s help we would never have even left the warehouse. We weren’t exactly an efficient machine but at least we weren’t a mob.

I had one job only, and that was to pay people. Half up front.

You’d think it would be a simple job, but I had people show up who weren’t on the list, people try and claim their money multiple times, people use the names and identification of others.

Likewise, I knew men were going to be streaming in over a long period of time. These guys weren’t exactly early-risers. But that gave us time to sort things out.

After four hours, I figure we had just about everyone we were going to get. From my tally it was 753 men. I had signed up a little over 900, so a combination of cold feet, hangovers, and whatever else had dwindled our numbers. Hopefully the worst had dropped out, but logic told me it was the poorest with the least to lose who had stayed.

Delovoa had provided incendiary devices to about fifty of them. They were basically my anti-tank units. Because he was right, I didn’t have any guns that could take on heavy armor. But we could cook those inside nonetheless.

Balday-yow walked up to me.

“I think you should give a speech.”

I looked over the sea of 753 fighters. I did a few tele calculations.

“Gentlemen, ladies,” the crowd grew quiet. “I have decided that instead of 15,000 credits at completion I owe you, everyone will instead get 16,872.”

Exhilaration! I had planned on saying a few more things, but I couldn’t be heard over their cheers and it would be anti-climactic at this point.

Now we had to move.

Quietly. Quickly. And without killing one another.

I didn’t even have a moment to think how in over my head I was, as my officers were constantly asking me questions.

We took five different routes using three trains. We knew how long each train took and how long it would take to reach each train. We coordinated by tele so we would hopefully arrive at the same time. Delovoa had worked all this out.

My group departed last because I was taking a train as directly to the corporation as possible. My regiment had to move at my speed and I was slow.

“So what do you want me to do?” Bronze asked, enthusiastically. I had made him my personal valet.

“Stand behind me. If you get hurt, Garm will murder me.”

“We’re splits, you know. I have a new lady now.”

“Yeah, well, Garm has a long memory.”

There was very little talking as we rode the train. There was even less talking as we walked the last blocks to the rendezvous. The boyish high spirits that had pervaded earlier practice runs were long gone.

We reached our street and waited for the other groups to signal they were in position. We stood there for tense minutes, which felt like hours. We were two hundred men wide open in the street. Just blocks from the corporation we were to attack.

What if the other regiments’ trains failed? What if gang fights broke out amongst them?

Finally, I got a tele confirming the other groups were in position.

The spies reported no response from the corporation.

I took out my autocannon and readied the straps. I didn’t load it because I wasn’t sure what I would be fighting yet.

I gave the tele command to march forward.

Balday-yow was the commander of one regiment. He reached the corporation first. We could hear gunfire and explosions from the next block.

I tried to hurry up.

My tele showed the other groups had made contact. The sounds of fighting were coming from all sides now. The metal buildings of Belvaille amplified and distorted the combat.

We got in view of a sandbagged emplacement at the end of the block.

I loaded an HE shell into my autocannon but the rest of my army surged past me, screaming and shouting and firing their guns. I couldn’t shoot through them.

But it didn’t matter. The two helmeted soldiers didn’t even get a chance to move before they were shot.

I watched as my army ran ahead of me, all semblance of order gone. It was like little children playing glocken. Except with firearms.

I saw a grenade go off in the distance and witnessed several enemy soldiers fall off roofs. My men were out of control now and steamrolling through the corporation territory, shooting anything that stood still.

These were the avenging hands of Belvaille come to take back their city from the corporations! I couldn’t stop them now if I tried.

We pushed deeper in and I looked at my tele for an update on the others.

My tele was blank!

I grabbed another slow-moving soldier next to me and got him to look at his tele. It was also blank. A completely dark screen.

No one could jam teles except the Navy.

As I was wondering how this was possible, the lights overhead went out. The latticework went dark!

This was impossible.

The hoots and hollers from the soldiers died down and were replaced with hundreds of concerned mumbles. The shooting mostly stopped as they couldn’t see anything to shoot at.

I kept going forward to try and reach the bulk of my men. I grabbed Bronze to make sure he stayed next to me.

“Hold your ground,” I called out. “Stay together and keep your eyes open.”

There were a few flashlights here and there that men had. From what I could see from the light, my army had completely lost its momentum and was just milling around, confused.

I heard a roar behind us. From the direction we had originally come from. It was metallic, high-pitched and deep at the same time.

Suddenly we were bathed in blinding white lights from dozens of spotlights. We stood there stupidly. The once-conquerors reduced to shielding our eyes.

BOOM!

Two explosions happened simultaneously. One from the direction we came and one right in the middle of our troops.

That wasn’t an APC. It wasn’t an armored fighting vehicle.

That was a tank.

A real tank with a real tank gun. Now I knew what Delovoa had meant when he made the distinction. It took up the entire street.

Panic!

Tracer rounds erupted from all around the tank, blanketing our position. It was impossible to tell how many men they had firing at us, but it was substantial.

I heard an explosion up one of the adjacent blocks so I knew the other groups were facing the same thing we were.

This was a set-up.

“Throw incendiaries! Throw your firebombs at them!” I yelled.

I wasn’t expecting to roast the tank, it was too far away, and its armor probably too thick, but we couldn’t see anything.

A few piles of fire ignited in the road. I repeated my orders. More appeared.

From that, we could see the soldiers. Their uniforms showed they weren’t Intergalactic Brands Ltd. There were hundreds of them swarming around the tank.

We had our backs to the very edge of the space station with tanks between us and freedom.

My men began firing, finding any cover they could, which was scant.

BOOM!

Just the shockwave of the explosion behind me was deafening.

There was no way we could fight this.

“Retreat!” I screamed. I said it as many times as my voice could handle.

I fired the HE round that was in my gun and I saw a dozen enemy soldiers fall.

I loaded a canister round and fired and saw more drop.

But it was like trying to stop an ocean tide by throwing rocks at it. The clones were marching forward and they didn’t seem to care about cover or HE rounds or dying.

I fired another high-explosive, aiming at a wall to their right, and dozens dropped.

I dropped my autocannon. It was only when it was off that I realized I had somehow stayed on my feet when I fired it.

“Run!” I said to everyone again, and then I saw blackness.

I looked around. I was on the ground. Lots of people were on the ground. I had to get off the ground.

I struggled to my feet. My feet hurt. They were bleeding. I needed shoes.

I saw someone next to my feet.

It was Bronze. I picked him up and threw him over my shoulder.

South.

Through the docks. That was the only way. Tanks couldn’t drive through there and an army couldn’t follow easily.

I hobbled through the connecting alley to the next block. They were faring no better than we were. My soldiers were in a pitched battle shooting their rifles at tanks. One was partially ablaze and from that light I could see several more tanks behind it. And countless, absolutely countless corporate soldiers.

I tried to tell them to retreat. I don’t know if I did or not. If anything came out of my mouth.

I saw the decals on the tanks were different than the ones in my block. It was a different corporation.

I kept going south.

Men were running past me. Running around me. Running into me.

My feet hurt. My body hurt.

The lights were off even here. I walked into walls. Into crates. I saw a heavy lifter sitting there loaded with goods and I thought about getting in it to try and drive to safety. I was so tired. But a heavy lifter was slow and a huge target.

I had to stop somewhere. I had to rest.

If I stop, I’ll pass out. And they’ll find me. Find us.

Bronze. He was still on my shoulder.

Come on, I knew this city.

No one knew this city like I did. Maybe Garm. Maybe Orgono Dultz, the guy who worked on the sewers.

I didn’t need light. Think. Where could I hide?

I headed deeper into the dock, to the port itself where the ships were anchored.

Fumbling through, I found a small freighter.

You couldn’t access the passenger compartments without going through quarantine, but you could access the hold. No one would go into the hold of a ship, as you would be instantly killed if it disembarked.

Let’s hope it didn’t disembark.

I closed and locked the hold. I put Bronze down and I pushed over several heavy boxes in front of the door, doubting it would help if they actually found us.

“Bronze. Bronze!” I leaned over him.

His eyes were glassy and half-closed. There was blood on his face and chest and hands.

“Bronze!” I screamed.

But he was gone.

I didn’t know the man. Not well at all. But in that cargo hold I sat down and wept for him. I had never shed a tear for anyone who had died before. And I’ve seen many people killed in my time.

But I cried for Bronze Badel Bardel because it felt like something of me died. Something bright, and happy-go-lucky, that always smiled, and got even Therezians telling you their life stories.

Some part of me that might have been but never got the chance.

CHAPTER 49

I didn’t know where I was or that I had even been unconscious until I woke up. That’s right, I was in the hold of a ship.

Next to Bronze.

Who was dead.

I got to my feet and hobbled a few painful steps and it was like my legs were fused together. Was this it? Had I sustained so much damage that I was about to become a statue?

Looking at my feet closer, it appeared as if I had rubbed ground meat all over them. My entire lower legs were bloody and torn. Large chunks of skin were cut away or hanging. It was not pretty.

I assumed a tank shell had landed near my feet. Or… I don’t know what happened. Maybe I skipped through a minefield. It didn’t matter. I frankly didn’t remember much of the fight at all.

I checked my tele and it was back online. I stared at it for some time trying to make sense of things. Yes. Eighteen hours had passed since the fight. That’s how long I had been in here.

I wasn’t weightless and I wasn’t dead, so the ship was still at port.

As the cobwebs began to clear from my head and the pain started seeping into my legs, I felt an odd sensation.

I was terrified.

I was really unbelievably scared. How was I going to get out of here? I had no weapons, meatbags for feet, and somewhere between one and four armies might be out there looking for me with enough firepower to kill me a million times over.

I recall they had jammed the teles. Not sure how, but they did. I was afraid if I tried to call someone the corporations might be able to track me.

I took a few steps to the door, my whole body swaying with the effort. I estimated it would take me two years to walk back to my place at that speed. And even then they might have three tanks at my front door, keeping the Gandrine company.

It was absurd, but after all those serious thoughts, my stomach rumbled so loud I worried the ship was going to fall apart.

My body needs fuel to repair itself. My mutation might be able to heal my wounds, with time, but I needed food and rest.

I was so unbelievably hungry I actually looked over at Bronze and absently wondered if I could eat him. He wouldn’t mind.

Bleh!

Your mind goes to weird places in the extremes of hunger. When you’re suffocating, the things you’d do for air make no rational sense to your normal-breathing self.

Before safety, before a hospital, I wanted food. Lots of it.

There weren’t any restaurants in the docks. The buildings weren’t the right construction. I didn’t even have saliva in my mouth to water when I thought of all the glorious food possibilities. I was running on fumes.

It didn’t matter. I had to get out of here. If there was an army sitting outside with their guns trained on the door that was fine. I would eat one of them before they killed me.

I threw aside the crates that were blocking the door with my newfound hunger-strength. I rushed outside, prepared for a hail of bullets, but there was nothing.

I turned left and right, up and down. Nothing. The lights were back on. It was as if our battle hadn’t happened.

Part of me was almost disappointed. I wanted to get thrown into conflict so I wouldn’t think about how hungry I was.

I dragged myself through the dock, my legs screaming in pain, my stomach screaming louder. I had never been this ravenous in my life and I was a person who was quite often hungry.

I checked all my pockets for crumbs. Some food I hadn’t thought about. I put a piece of my shirt in my mouth and began to chew on it. The action made me feel slightly better but it was also frustrating.

What if Bronze had some food? What if his jacket was full of rations and water?

I stopped.

No, he wouldn’t have anything. And I was a bit frightened that if I walked all the way back and he had nothing, I would do something regrettable.

The dock had very little activity, probably because a war had been fought recently. But a worker turned a corner and saw me. He stood a few feet away and he looked horrified.

I saw him mouth my name.

I don’t know why or how but all I said was:

“Rarayah!”

He ran away.

That was dumb, I should have asked him for food. Or water. Or directions. I was only vaguely aware that I was pushing my broken frame through the docks, but not necessarily the right way.

I took the risk of consulting my tele. I looked at the street signs. It seemed a tremendous effort to actually use my brain.

Contsu House. A restaurant. It was only eight blocks away! I headed towards it. But I made myself the promise that if it wasn’t there, I would eat the first living thing I could catch.

All along the way my legs felt like they were on fire. The pain was unbelievable. But the ache in my stomach was primordial. It was twisting my mind. I was looking at doors and wondering if I could eat them. They looked so similar to large crackers. I wondered why the asses who had constructed this city hadn’t left great piles of food lying around. What if people got hungry? It seemed a massive oversight. There was all this metal and no food.

I had to rest numerous times, leaning up against buildings. I didn’t dare sit down because I wasn’t sure my legs could get me back up.

In the distance I could see the restaurant!

It was at the end of the block on the other side of the street. I had to cross the street. Why did they put it on the other side of the street? What a terrible thing to do!

I lumbered to the door and pressed on it. It swung in.

There were customers everywhere. The wait staff behind the counter saw me and froze in panic.

I didn’t care.

I walked forward to the counter. Anyone nearby got out of the way. I could walk around the counter where the little door was and enter the kitchen.

Or.

I lifted my arms and brought them down on the counter. The surface cracked. I did it again and again. I then leaned into it and pushed my way through the counter.

The kitchen!

I grabbed handfuls of food and shoved it in my mouth. I was drinking cooking oil. I was eating flour by the pound. I chewed raw, space-sourced pseudo-meat like it was flower petals from heaven. My face was so covered in food I couldn’t see and I was groping randomly for things to eat.

It was all so delicious. So wonderful. Nothing could ruin the joy of this moment.

My whole digestive system from mouth-to-throat-to-stomach seemed ready for anything. As fast as I could scoop food into my maw it processed it. I was the most efficient machine on Belvaille. In the state of Ginland. In the whole Colmarian Confederation.

I wanted to eat all the food everywhere!

And I was making a go of it. As I barely escaped eating my own hands a blast of white obscured my vision.

I kept eating.

The blast happened several more times. I finally noticed enough to care and turned my head, though I continued chewing.

Garm stood there holding a fire extinguisher. Her eyes were wide.

She was trying to coerce me to follow her, but I wasn’t interested in leaving my food.

One of her soldiers came in and began packing up the restaurant’s grub in a large plastic container. Several customers helped him carry it.

It was then that I noticed the whole restaurant was milling around watching me—from a safe distance.

With the promise of the food container, I followed Garm to her car.

In the back seat I ate and ate and ate.

If anything was said that entire time, I didn’t hear it.

CHAPTER 50

I woke up in a dingy apartment in a filthy bed with my legs in two casts, propped on a makeshift metal box. All I knew was that it wasn’t my apartment.

I was hungry again.

“Hello?” I asked.

No one responded.

I saw a gallon of water on a small table next to my bed but I couldn’t reach it. I tilted and twisted, but that made my legs hurt so I lay back down.

I couldn’t find my tele. That was more disconcerting than anything. Many people slept with their teles, that’s how integral they were to our being.

Hadn’t I met Garm? This certainly wasn’t her apartment. She lived in luxury. Other than a chair and the table and the bed, there was nothing in the room. Not even a carpet. It could be a flophouse in Deadsouth for all I knew except the room was too small.

But at least I was alive, which was more than I could say about a lot of people at that battle I’m sure. I was anxious to know who had escaped. How it all happened.

I felt very vulnerable lying in an unknown bed, no weapons, no tele, immobile.

I must have dozed off, because I came to and the medical technician Devus Sorsha was examining my legs. He was cutting the casts off with a pair of thick scissors.

“You awake?” he asked in a pleasant manner.

“Do you have any food?” I asked. “And will I be able to walk again?”

“I’m sure your legs are fine,” he said, discarding the casts on the floor. “In fact, your body’s mutation is quite amazing.”

He began jabbing my legs with a metal pointer. Not delicately.

“Does that hurt?” he asked.

“No.”

“Fascinating. Normally with wounds like yours we would have to graft whole new sections of skin. You just regrew what you needed and sealed the rest. It’s almost impossible to tell where the lacerations were.”

He stared intently at my feet and legs.

“Do you want to try walking?” he asked.

“No. I just regained consciousness. But I’ll eat.”

“I don’t have any food with me. I just came to check on your progress.”

“I thought you said you had food,” I accused him.

“No. I didn’t say that.” He stood up from the bed as if he was suddenly concerned for his safety.

“Who brought me here? Where’s my tele? Where is this apartment?”

“Garm brought you I believe. She called me to come last week.”

“A week?”

“Yes. We’re under City Hall. This is one of the jail cells.”

“Do you know where my tele is?”

“I don’t. But I’ll let Garm know you’re awake…and hungry.” He started to pack his few things in a bag.

“Is there anything I should do with my legs?”

“Don’t do whatever you did to hurt them.”

“No, I mean to heal.”

He shrugged.

“Get rest. Fluids. You seem to require a lot of sustenance. You ate a lot since you’ve been here.”

“I don’t remember.”

“Yes, well, let me contact Garm.” He started to leave.

“So am I okay otherwise?”

“Were you injured in other locations?”

This guy was terrible. He seemed to read my expression.

“We can’t scan you. We don’t know if you’re hurt unless it physically shows. Your lower legs and feet seemed to be the only areas that were substantially damaged.”

“Fine. Thanks. Wait. Who is paying for this?”

“It’s been taken care of,” he said magnanimously.

He gave a small bow, as if he were some important, knowledgeable person, instead of a quack, then he left the room.

When he was gone, I gingerly lifted my legs with my arms and slid them to the floor. They didn’t hurt.

I pushed off the bed and took a few steps. My skin felt thick and tight. Like I was wearing knee boots that didn’t flex at the ankles.

Was this what he had referred to before when he said my body was healing back denser?

I walked around the room and between my limp and my new legs I felt like I was waddling. I slapped my calves a few times hoping it was just stiffness. Stood on my tiptoes. Maybe I would get used to it, like I got used to my bad knee.

After some time, both Garm and Delovoa came in to see me practice-walking around the room.

“Glad to see you up,” Delovoa said.

“Where’s my tele?” I demanded.

“We all have to take them off,” Garm stated. “It’s these cells. Alarms go off if you bring teles back here. They’re just at the end of the hall.”

“Oh.”

“I recovered your autocannon, it’s at your apartment,” Delovoa said.

“How the hell did you get that? I dropped it at the fight.”

“I know. I found it among the wreckage and got a lifter to pick it up.”

“Why would—,” I started, but Garm interrupted me.

“Listen to what he has to say.”

“There were three different corporations there. Intergalactic Brands Ltd, who you were supposed to be engaging. Northern Skies Ltd. The Colmarian Collective LLC.”

“I guess I’m glad it took more than one corporation.”

“But it was one corporation,” Delovoa exclaimed. “They all had the same guns. The same armor. The same tanks. The same APCs. The same bullets. And I took blood samples from the fallen soldiers in each corporation. They’re one hundred percent matches. They only have one soldier—just a lot of him.”

“Then why pretend to be different corporations?”

“They aren’t pretending anymore,” Garm said. “They attacked the telescopes.”

“What?” That was truly shocking if they openly went against the Navy.

“They rounded up all the workers and forced them off the station in transports.”

“The Navy is going to blow us out of space!” I said.

“Maybe,” Garm said. “But they haven’t done anything yet.”

“Why would the corporations do that?”

“We were hoping you could tell us,” Delovoa said.

“Me? How would I know? I’ve been in here for a week.”

“But you met with the corporation when this attack was authorized,” Garm said. “It seems to me they wanted all potential resistance removed from Belvaille. And it has been, for the most part.”

“I didn’t meet with the corporation, I met with a flunky who didn’t have a name and couldn’t afford clothes. I don’t know where their real leaders are or their plans. You deal with them all the time, Garm.”

“No I don’t. I told you I just send out invoices and notices. I’ve actually never met anyone face-to-face. I hadn’t thought it odd until now.”

“Probably because everyone here is a clone,” Delovoa said. “Except the person Hank met.”

“We know they are bringing in military hardware, but we thought it was so they could fight each other. If they are all the same corporation, why do they need an armed space station at the edge of the galaxy?” Garm asked.

“I think your Quadrad sisters might know something about all this,” I said.

“You’re Quadrad?” Delovoa asked, impressed.

“It’s supposed to be secret. But yes, I am. Keep it to yourselves.”

“The Navy is looking for the sisters too. Well, sort of. They’re looking for something they stole. A disintegrator.”

“There’s no such thing,” Delovoa said.

“Yeah, tell that to the Navy. But the Quadrad told me the other sister they paid me to find was going to use the disintegrator on someone here.”

Garm was shocked.

“Why didn’t you tell me this?”

“I don’t know. You don’t tell me everything.”

“But that’s pretty important! There are not many people she would need to use it on.”

“Yeah, and I’m one of them,” I said.

“I could be too,” Garm spat.

“Excuse me,” Delovoa said politely, “but I’ve heard you two go back and forth before and I don’t think we have time for it.”

We both paused to regroup.

“Bronze is dead,” I said sadly. “I didn’t eat him.”

The second part only slightly confused Garm. But she seemed resigned and merely nodded.

“How many people survived the corporation attack?” I asked.

“Well,” Delovoa started, “just you.”

CHAPTER 51

I headed back to my place on battered legs.

They told me that I likely didn’t have much to fear being out in the open as the corporations, or corporation, didn’t seem interested in the citizens anymore. They had killed everyone they wanted to kill, thanks to me.

We had pieced together the events from the last years and it seemed like a concerted effort to get anyone capable of opposing them off the station. The corporation battles with “innocents” getting caught in the crossfire for instance.

The Yeolenz Flame casino being bombed and my assault on the Ulzaker-Ses club. Things like that had been going on ever since the corporations came. It forced everyone with common sense to leave Belvaille and all those without common sense to end up dead.

There was only a handful of the old guard left and we weren’t going to be mounting any campaigns against a united corporation.

When I came to the new Hank Block I looked up at the street sign for some moments.

I took the pole in my hands and shook it back and forth with all my weight until it began to loosen in its socket. I was able to eventually wrench it from the ground. I stepped on the thin metal plate that displayed my name and bent it back on itself.

I did not feel I deserved a street named after me.

The only good thing I’d seen in a long while was the fact the Gandrine weren’t sitting on my steps.

I walked to my front door when Rendrae peeked out of the adjacent apartment.

“Hank,” he said, looking around anxiously, “we need to talk.”

“I’m not in the mood,” I said, entering my place.

He followed in after me, slamming awkwardly into the door as I was closing it.

“This is urgent! I live in this building now. My home isn’t safe.” He closed my door behind us and locked it.

The fact he hadn’t sent little children, wasn’t in disguise, or modulating his voice meant he was frightened enough to drop that silliness. Still.

“Rendrae, I hate to dispel your delusions, but no one cares about you.”

“Then why did my offices get destroyed by a tank two days ago?”

“A tank blew up The News?” It sounded pretty unlikely.

“I wasn’t there to see it, but the neighbors were. Nothing else was touched. And they didn’t exactly blow it up, the building is still standing. But they destroyed everything inside.”

“Hmm. So is that what you wanted to tell me?”

“No. Can I sit down?”

“Sure,” I said tiredly.

He sat down, pulling his plump leg up to cross it.

“Have you seen what the Gandrine are doing?”

“No. Well, I tried, but I haven’t heard back.” I thought about that. I didn’t have any messages from Cad and it had been quite a while. It’s possible he could have taken my money and left the station, but I think he would have at least told me in transit.

“I’ve spoken to numerous engineers on Belvaille. The station’s power consumption has increased over a hundred fold in the last month.”

I didn’t answer because I didn’t know what to say.

“Not only that,” he continued, “but I’ve spoken to someone who helped secure one of the corporate freighters to Belvaille. He said inside it had pods that he recognized and were, and I quote, ‘capable of containing infectious biological agents.’”

That sounded bad.

“The soldiers on Belvaille are all biological. Like they’re all the same blood thing. DNA.”

“What?”

“I don’t know, I’m tired. Delovoa said they were all the same. They’re making soldiers. Like in a shop. And they’re all the same. All the corporations are the same one too.”

Rendrae’s head almost exploded. He jumped to his feet and took out his tele to take notes.

“Wait. Go over that again.”

“I’m exhausted, Rendrae. And I’m not the person to ask. Tele Delovoa, he knows how it all works. It never made any sense to me. But that’s maybe the shop they’re building the soldiers in.”

“What if they are storing biological weapons instead?” he asked.

“What are they going to use them on? Us? They don’t need them.”

“Why would they ‘need’ to destroy my offices?”

“I don’t know. Because your paper is boring?”

He flashed me a mean look and I realized I better backtrack if I ever wanted to get him out of my apartment.

“Sorry. I’m getting crabby. Can we talk about this tomorrow? Follow up with Delovoa and he’ll set you straight.”

“Will you monitor the Gandrine?” he challenged.

“Sure. I need something restful to do anyway.”

CHAPTER 52

The next day I saw my autocannon with a note from Delovoa. He explained all the repairs he had made to the weapon. I didn’t understand it of course. I was more interested in how he had gotten into my apartment and how he had carried the gun to begin with.

I had over a hundred messages on my tele. I assumed from widows and girlfriends wondering where their lost partners were. I felt I owed them…something, but I couldn’t bring myself to call that many people with bad news just yet.

There were four messages from the General. I called him up.

I was transferred from three different officers and left waiting for thirty minutes but he finally picked up.

“What the hell is going on down there?” he barked.

“I was hoping you knew. Did you jam our teles?”

“Of course not. We don’t have the authority.”

That meant the corporation did it somehow. This was even more frightening because it meant their resources were vaster than I had realized—which was saying quite a bit.

“Are you able to secure our telescopes?” he asked.

“Who?”

“You!”

“Me? How would I be able to do that?”

“So you are conceding that vital Navy property is at risk and there is no recourse available on that station to ensure its security?”

I got the sense that that was not a casual question.

While I had no love for the corporation, I was concerned what would happen if the Navy decided to get serious. At the very least they would invade us, bringing them into direct conflict with the corporation, and that could very well destroy the city.

“Just wait a minute,” I said. “The corporations have been stockpiling weapons. Maybe even strategic weapons. They have also scared away or killed anyone capable of fighting them. Can you think of why they would want to do that?”

Without missing a beat he answered.

“Clearly it is an uprising to throw off the mantle of the Confederation completely.”

“So like become our own country?”

He almost chewed his tele.

“Obviously.”

There were planets that were their own countries, but nothing as miniscule as a space station. It made some sense that’s what they were doing with the Portals. They could trade without relying on the Navy’s Portals and it could be at any rates they want and any goods they wanted.

While it was theoretically true that Belvaille was an illegal haven, we still had to ship goods to the Colmarian Confederation. That meant at some point it had to touch Colmarian soil and be subject to Colmarian laws.

And I guess all this military equipment was to protect them from the Navy and get rid of all the troublemakers already here. Using the biological soldiers meant they could flush them away and not worry about casualties.

It was all a bit much for me to digest.

“Do you still want me to find your disintegrator?” I asked.

“You signed the contract!”

I wonder if Belvaille becoming its own country would get me out of all these dumb contracts I signed. I should talk to a lawyer.

“I’ll get on it. I have some good leads,” I lied.

“What leads?” he asked suspiciously.

“I don’t want to talk over the tele. If you guys didn’t jam us, then the corporation did, and they might be listening.”

The General’s eyes bugged.

“We’ll send you a secure communication device as soon as possible,” he almost whispered.

“Good. Until then, let’s maintain communication blackout.”

He hung up without agreeing. But that was a general’s way of agreeing.

I needed to get some concrete information on what was going on before the Navy attacked the station and brought it back into the loving arms of the Confederation.

CHAPTER 53

First things first. I visited Ioshiyn.

“How much for those special boots?” I asked. I was tired of my feet getting shot to pieces. I could handle my arm stiffening or even my lungs—a bit—but if I couldn’t walk I wasn’t going to be very intimidating, and that was my only job skill.

“Hank,” Ioshiyn exclaimed. He seemed pretty surprised to see me. And no wonder. I had led a disastrous assault that had killed a significant number of the city’s entire population.

“Being barefoot has lost its appeal,” I said.

“I can give them to you for five grand. It will take about a week to make them,” he said. “I’m looking to get out of Belvaille and I’m not interested in haggling.”

“I believe ten grand was the price and that’s what I’ll pay. But I need them faster than that. The money came from the corporation so I don’t mind giving it away.”

We made the transaction and he took measurements. He recommended they be boots that fastened in the back of my leg because I’d probably get shot from the front. He also recommended laces because you could replace those easily.

From there I headed back to my block and went up to the house Cad had been sitting in to watch the Gandrine. Nothing had changed as far as I could see.

I had only paid Cad for the first week, and while it was a decent amount of money, I still didn’t believe he ran off with it. He didn’t join me in the fight—or at least he wasn’t on the list. The only thing I could think of was he was killed following the Gandrine.

That being the case, it seemed a bad idea to repeat his steps, but from what Rendrae said, it might give me more information about what the corporation was doing.

I didn’t want to sit in this room so I went up the street and sat on the stairs just five buildings down from the Gandrine. I looked exactly like them except they were looking at the building across the street and I was looking at them.

Two hours later I started calling the widows of my soldiers. It was the one piece of information we collected during recruiting: next of kin. It was not an easy task, but I had to do it sooner or later. After the first few dozen, I became somewhat robotic in my answers and delivery. “It is with a heavy heart that I,” blah blah.

For the most part they took it on the chin. These were not women—or men—who were soft. If they lived on Belvaille they knew tough times.

There was almost no crying and no one cursed at me. The most they asked was how they died, and I couldn’t answer that because I had been busy trying to save my own skin.

I offered the other half of the soldier’s fee to those who would take it.

No one refused.

Five hours of this and two orders of take-out and four trips to the bathroom and I was tired. You’d think it would be easy sitting on a porch, but it was hard work.

I was about to call it a night when I heard one of the Gandrine yell something. They were not quiet guys when they talked, but I was too far away to hear clearly.

Whatever it was, they both stood up and began walking.

I jumped into action and hid behind the railing to watch them go.

Five minutes later and they had managed to get off the porch.

I snuck across the street to hide in the doorway to see them better.

But you can only stay tensed for so long. After an hour I was casually leaning against the doorway and thinking of ordering more food. I could also go inside my place and get my autocannon. But I didn’t feel like carrying it for hours. And I doubted if I shot a Gandrine he would be concerned. Maybe an armor piercing round would hurt.

After an hour they were still on my block and I was pretty certain Cad had died of acute boredom. Either that or alcohol poisoning to combat said boredom.

I wanted to yell at them to hurry up but felt that wasn’t a good tactic since I was trying to tail them in secret.

After they moved a certain distance, I would go to the next house and sit on the stairs just like I had before. Then wait. There were all kinds of things I was thinking about. When would my boots be done? Should I go back to my apartment and get some food? What would Gandrine slow dancing look like?

After two blocks, I decided to go back to my place, get a thermos of coffee, some pillows, and some rations to eat. I could use the bathrooms of the apartments we “walked” past.

I caught up to them easily, made myself comfortable and had some coffee. I figure I could time how fast they were going and maybe get a little sleep. There was absolutely nothing for at least ten blocks in any direction and I could probably sleep a few hours relatively safely.

However, I decided to maintain my vigil, because knowing my luck as soon as I dozed off they would go sprinting down the street doing backflips.

I had just repositioned myself at the next house when I heard the roar of an engine.

I ducked into the doorway and saw a heavy lifter pull around the corner. It was a tracked one used to haul Belvaille’s larger machinery. Monolithically slow, it was still orders of magnitude faster than a Gandrine.

I figured I could keep pace with the vehicle if it was going to pick them up and drive them.

They indeed stepped onto the platform and the heavy lifter raised them off the ground. It then turned and continued the journey up the street, its treads squeaking and grinding.

Leaving my pillows behind, I headed after them in hot pursuit.

It was not difficult to stay behind them, but after twenty blocks I began to get tired. We passed several train depots but the problem was I didn’t know where they were headed.

We were past the middle point of the city, headed south, and I was extremely tired. My body was just not designed for running. Or endurance. Or stalking prey.

As I puffed a full block behind the vehicle I wondered if I could simply hitch a ride. It was a huge transport. If I missed that ladder, or slipped off, I would get ground to a pulp underneath the treads. No amount of mutation would save me from that.

I decided to play it safe and keep limping after them.

We were deep in the southwest. There was nothing out here. Not that I knew.

The lifter was now four blocks away and getting further. I was slowing down. I could still see it, so I didn’t mind. And presumably the Gandrine would have to get off at some point and that would take some time.

I crossed an intersection and froze.

There were two machine gun emplacements with about twenty corporation soldiers and an APC sitting there!

They were a collection of all the corporate emblems I had ever seen and some I had not. They were not even pretending to be unique entities anymore.

But as Garm had told me, they didn’t care about my presence.

I gave a small wave, waiting for a response. They didn’t even turn their heads.

I warily crossed the street, wondering what I would do if they attacked, since I hadn’t bothered to bring my autocannon.

When I was safely across and out of view, I hurried after the Gandrine.

I passed numerous more soldiers and vehicles, including what Delovoa had called a fighting vehicle.

Finally I saw the lifter was getting closer. I sped up as best I could, but I was truly exhausted. I’m glad no one witnessed that I was slower than a heavy lifter.

When I got within a few blocks I saw the Gandrine had stepped off. I also saw an enormous set of machinery in the distance.

Belvaille had a lot of big equipment on it. Stuff at the port. The telescopes. The latticework. But nothing of this size was in the southwest. This was all residential area, uninhabited for the most part.

There were twin pylons that were so tall I couldn’t tell how far from the latticework they reached. They stretched hundreds of feet in the air, maybe a thousand. They were several blocks apart from each other.

The heavy lifter began to turn around and I hid in a building. It drove past and I took that opportunity to sneak up the street and get a closer look.

There were no soldiers here. No vehicles. Just a ton—or more like a lot of tons—of very complicated instruments and two Gandrine. The Gandrine seemed to be working the equipment.

Had they built all this? It seemed impossible. At Gandrine speed it would have taken a century. And no ladder could hoist them up that high to work on those pylons.

I stood there for an hour.

Then I sat there for three hours.

Then I was thinking I should just go up and ask what they’re doing.

ZHOOM!

My hair stood up and my eyes almost burnt out of their sockets! A huge light burst forth from down the block.

I felt a tremendous force pulling on me and grabbed hold of the building. I was being turned inside-out! I shielded my face as best I could while still maintaining my grip.

There was a terrific roar as if I was standing in the center of a tornado. The sound died abruptly and the light no longer burned.

I took a chance and turned to see what was happening.

It was Wallow!

A Therezian stepped through what was obviously a Portal. He was naked.

My eyes cleared a bit and I knew it wasn’t Wallow. Wallow always looked angry. And this one seemed to be somewhat bored by the process. It was another Therezian!

Belvaille had two Therezians on it!

Two out of a thousand available in the whole galaxy.

ZHOOM!

“Ack!” I said, not prepared to get blinded again.

I held on to the building and waited for it to pass. Was he going back? Did he just come through to say hello? Or maybe he realized what a lousy city this was and left.

When I looked again, I almost fainted.

Another Therezian had walked through!

But this one made Wallow look like a child. It was almost impossible to tell his height because I had no scale except buildings and he towered over them. I would guess he was somewhere shy of a hundred feet tall! Was that like the king of the Therezians?

How big were they?

The two of them walked down the street towards me but didn’t move much further.

The tall one bumped into a building with his foot and the building dented like it was cardboard.

Neither of them looked down, they kept their gaze at eye level. As if nothing of import could be less than thirty feet tall.

ZHOOM!

I held on for dear life again and when it passed there was yet another Therezian!

He was somewhere between the size of the first and second and looked equally disinterested in walking through space-time.

The pylons let out an enormous cloud of smoke or steam and they sizzled.

I had learned everything I cared to learn and got out of that area of the city as quickly as possible.

After five blocks I hopped a train and headed home.

As the train sped away I looked through the windows and could still see the awesome sight of the lumbering Therezians in the distance.

CHAPTER 54

“Wow,” Delovoa said.

I stood with Garm and Delovoa on the roof of a building about fifteen blocks from the Portal. There were now five Therezians raised like monuments in the distance.

“So it’s the Gandrine doing it?” Garm asked.

“Yeah. But there’s no way they built the Portal. It’s huge.”

“I take it they’re the only ones who could survive being so close to it.”

“I almost got turned inside-out being down the street,” I said. “I wonder if they’re naked because their clothes are destroyed coming through.”

“No,” Delovoa said. “Inanimate objects are shipped all the time through Portals. I think those guys are from their home world. They don’t wear clothes there. They don’t need them.”

“The planet Thereze is blockaded by all the empires,” Garm argued. “You’re saying someone set up a Portal on their home world and are marching Therezians through?”

Delovoa shrugged.

“There’s only a thousand off-world Therezians in the whole galaxy. Everyone knows what an incredible fluke it is to have Wallow here—and everyone knows where the other 999 currently are. It’s not as if they can hide.”

“I saw them come through right after each other,” I said.

“Which again makes it sound like they were going through one Portal located at one place.”

“Such as on Thereze,” Garm finished.

We all pondered this.

“They don’t have genitalia,” Delovoa mentioned.

“Why does that matter?” I asked.

“Matters to them. How do they make babies?”

“What do we do?” Garm asked.

“There’s five new Therezians here and maybe more on the way,” Delovoa started. “To say something is going on is an understatement. I talked about breaking galactic treaties before, but if the corporation has really taken inhabitants from Thereze, this station will be attacked and destroyed by any number of empires. Why would the corporation risk intergalactic condemnation bringing them here?”

“Can you contact the corporation, Hank?” Garm asked nonsensically.

“What? They tried to slaughter me and everyone I knew. We’re not exactly on good terms.”

“No offense, but I don’t think they tried to kill you or they would have. I think they wanted to use you—which they did. Repeatedly,” she said. “Maybe you can get an idea what they’re up to.”

“If they really want to get rid of all potential resistance, that would include me.”

Garm kept trying to plead her case.

“You said you walked past a bunch of soldiers and their vehicles on the way to the Portal and they did nothing. If there was any area they were going to protect, it would be that.”

“I think I’m going to tell the General,” I said.

“Why?” Garm demanded. “You just heard what Delovoa said. You’ll force him to attack us.”

“Do you think we’re going to stop five Therezians, two Gandrine, and a corporation with more tanks and soldiers than we can count? The three of us? And before you answer, I would like to point out that Delovoa has never been in a fight.”

“Not that I’ve won,” Delovoa amended.

“If anyone has a chance of doing anything it’s the Navy. They got warships out there.”

“Exactly, and they’re going to direct their guns at us,” Garm said.

“I don’t believe that. The Navy still wants to use the telescopes. This base is valuable to them. They got a disintegrator here someplace and they probably want to know what the corporation is doing even more than we do. If I learned anything from my gang days it’s you take your friends as you can get them. The General and I have a history of working together,” I said.

Upon reflection:

“Sort of.”

CHAPTER 55

“Did you see the new Therezians?” Ioshiyn asked.

“No, I totally missed five seventy-five foot giants tripping over buildings,” I said.

“I thought there were eight of them.”

“Great.”

“So your boots are done,” he said, handing them to me.

They didn’t look like much. Kind of dark brown and almost floppy. They came up to my ankles. Normally I got boots as stiff and thick as possible so my weight wouldn’t tear them apart. These were almost like socks. They didn’t have as much grip as boots but Ioshiyn said I could put some glue on the soles and periodically scrape it off and reapply.

“Will these protect me if one of those Therezians steps on my foot?”

“No, it’s just hair. It will protect against punctures but that’s about it. Besides, what good will it do you to have your feet shielded if the rest of you is mashed?”

“They’ll have something to bury at least.”

The Gandrine still weren’t back at my apartment. I suppose they were pulling more Therezians out of the ether.

“Therezians?” the General asked, in his approximation of shock, which was very similar to his approximation of sadness or levity, and very much similar to his usual state of anger.

“Yup. Sorry I couldn’t wait for your secure tele to arrive, but I thought this was pretty important. I don’t know how many there are now, but I think at last count there were eight. Not including Wallow. And they’re big.”

“All Therezians are big.”

“Yeah, but I think a few of these could step over Wallow without bending their knees.”

“Where did they come from?”

“First off, I have to say that all the corporations are really just one corporation. It’s the same group controlling all of them. They were only fake fighting with each other to thin out Belvaille’s population. As for the Therezians, the corporation is bringing them with their own Portal. Someone,” I said, wanting to protect Delovoa, “suggested they were coming from Thereze.”

“That’s impossible. That planet is under constant surveillance. No ships are allowed to land or take off.”

“Well, you did a fantastic job of that.”

“What do they plan on using them for?”

I did my best exasperated shrug, but realized he probably couldn’t see me on the tele.

“They’re stepping all over buildings right now.”

“Why are you telling me this?” the General asked suspiciously.

“The way I figure it, if you want to keep this station, you better get here and shut down that Portal. If any more Therezians come through you’re not going to be able to do anything no matter how many warships you got.”

“And what is Belvaille to us?”

I cleared my throat and went over the sheet Garm had prepared for me.

“In accordance with Article 7 as an Independent Protectorate of the Colmarian Confederation, we invoke the Common Defense Framework which provides for the security and intervation in case of attack or occupation.”

“Intervention,” he corrected.

“Whatever.”

“That could take weeks or even months to secure a response,” he said.

“If there’s fifty Therezians here by that time, what’s your response going to be? Sympathy?”

The General seemed to chew this over.

“A landing party will arrive within a week to appraise the situation. Keep me informed of any major updates.”

Never thought I’d be happy to hear the Navy was bringing troops.

CHAPTER 56

The next morning, when I stepped into my living room I saw six soldiers standing there, rifles in their hands.

They were corporate. Opaque helmets and green body armor.

I froze, waiting for them to make the first move.

They didn’t.

“Hello?” I asked.

Tense moments passed.

“Can I help you?”

Still no answer.

“How is it everyone has the key to my apartment?” I asked rhetorically.

Curiosity and stupidity fought for possession of my brain and they both won. I walked warily to the nearest soldier. When he didn’t respond, I began unfastening his helmet.

I took the helmet off and its face was exactly the same as the one that had been in Delovoa’s basement. Just less dead.

However its eyes were staring straight into mine.

It was an intense look.

I took a step to the side and the eyeballs followed me. When I took another step so that the eyes could no longer follow, it turned its head slightly.

It was probably the creepiest thing I had ever seen.

A Colmarian had been constructed to be a robot. It was disgusting. I felt revolted being surrounded by them. All of them with identical faces? All of them with staring eyes?

No wonder this was outlawed.

I walked through them and they adjusted their heads as needed, but otherwise didn’t move.

I carefully put on my vest and more carefully put on my autocannon.

Facing them, I opened my front door and backed outside.

When I turned, I saw an APC, scores of soldiers, and two tanks in the street with their enormous turrets aimed right at me. The Gandrine apparently wanted no part of this and were not present.

“So this is it,” I said.

The tanks were huge. I was seeing them in full daylight and they were just monstrous. I knew I couldn’t shoot through them. My best bet was to load a canister round and try and take out some soldiers before they fired those guns.

I needed to act fast as I was only going to get one shot if I was lucky.

I quickly selected a canister round, pulled back the bolt, braced myself against the door, and fired.

Kachooom!

I was on my back somehow, even being braced by my apartment. My gun was on my chest, but I managed to get to my knees.

I cycled the bolt, ejecting the spent shell and reloaded.

I saw a number of soldiers had fallen but I noticed something very odd.

I was still alive.

The tanks had not fired. The soldiers had not fired.

The ones who were injured and not dead seemed to be fitfully trying to resume their positions. Like they didn’t know or care they were bleeding to death or otherwise mutilated.

A large electric whir sounded and the rear of the APC slowly lowered.

I waited for something to jump out.

Nothing did.

“Um. Am I supposed to go in there?” I asked the people I just shot.

I took a few steps forward. I still wasn’t dead. I took a few more steps.

The tank cannons swiveled slightly to keep level with my chest.

I picked up my pace and walked into the street, the tank turrets following me the whole way.

I saw soldiers who were gurgling blood and didn’t seem to mind. Some were on the ground, too crippled to stand, but who kept trying anyway.

“Sorry about…” I started, but I wasn’t sure who I would be speaking to.

One soldier whose leg was badly damaged kept falling down. I stowed my autocannon and helped the soldier to its feet, trying to lean it against the tank. It reacted as if I wasn’t there and tried to move back to its original position, only to fall down again.

I gave up and climbed into the back of the armored personnel carrier, which was filled with empty seats.

The door closed and I wondered if I was making a terrible mistake. But it couldn’t be worse than being shot at point blank range by two tank cannons.

I hoped.

CHAPTER 57

The APC stopped in front of a warehouse in the southeast. The back door of the vehicle lowered and I got out.

There was no one to greet me.

I walked into the building. Inside there were boxes and soldiers and Naked Guy.

He stood some distance away, reading, and had not yet acknowledged me.

“Hi,” I yelled to him, staying close to the door. “Sorry about the soldiers. You should have given them a note or something. I wasn’t sure what they wanted at first.”

He looked at me briefly but didn’t respond. I walked closer to Naked Guy and saw he had quite a lot of papers. Stacks. It was an inefficient luxury on a space station. Paper was heavy and bulky, two properties that made it extremely expensive to ship.

“Hi,” I said again. I had my autocannon ready in front of me, but unloaded. I had taken the shell out during the ride and put it back in the magazine.

He stood up straight, putting away his papers, and looked at me with his black eyes.

“You spoke to the Navy recently. What did you discuss?”

“You know. This and that.”

I had been joking—well, lying—to the General about my tele being monitored, but maybe the corporation could after all.

“What did you discuss?” He asked it again as if I had said nothing.

“Just current events. Nothing special.”

“What did you discuss?”

I snickered.

“What my favorite restaurants are.”

“What did you discuss?”

“Are you going to keep asking me the same thing? We talked about Ginland glocken. I think we have a chance of winning a game this year.”

“What did you discuss?”

“I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but your corporation attacked me and killed…a lot of people. I don’t feel like I owe you any explanations.”

“What did you discuss?”

“Alright. Well, it’s been great talking to you. I think I’m going to leave.”

“That would not be wise,” he said.

I had been brought here unharmed, but those tanks could have easily fired. I was also now deep in corporate territory. I wouldn’t get away unless he allowed me.

“And you want to know what the Navy talked to me about? They talked about what was going on here.”

“What did you discuss?”

I sighed.

“What do you want me to say? There’s Therezians here. They know you’re one corporation.”

“What did you discuss?”

“Rainbows! Sunshine! Happiness and teardrops! When are you going to believe me?”

“When you stop lying.”

“How do you know I’m lying?”

“Your eyes. Your breathing. Your heart rate. Your movements. Your skin.”

Hmm.

“All that stuff can be faked,” I said in my worst lie ever.

“What did you discuss?”

“They’re concerned.”

“What did you discuss?”

“How do I know you won’t attack us if I tell you?”

“I have no need.”

“Are you trying to keep this city free from the Navy? Is that why you have the Therezians?”

“No. What did you discuss?”

“Just…for them to come protect us.”

“When will they come?”

“I don’t know!”

“When will they come?”

“Like a week. That’s all he said.”

Naked Guy finally seemed to be satisfied. His expression didn’t change but at least he didn’t repeat himself.

“Why does your corporation have all these Therezians?” I asked.

“To give them away.”

“To who? Gangs?”

“Groups across the Colmarian Confederation.”

“For what purpose?”

“So they may fight each other.”

“Who? The Therezians? I don’t get it.”

“Colmarians,” he said.

“Colmarians fight Colmarians?” It seemed like the worst business plan I had ever heard.

“Yes.”

“But that’s nonsense. Colmarians don’t fight Colmarians. What’s your real purpose?”

“This Confederation is constantly fighting amongst itself. Just look at Belvaille.”

“Yeah, but we’re lowlifes. The rest of the empire isn’t like us.”

“Of course they are. You are the logical extension of what happens when restrictions are lifted. The Therezians will similarly lift those restrictions for other parties who are dissatisfied with one another.”

“So you’re going to sell one side a Therezian and have him beat the snot out of another side?”

“No. I will give them a Therezian. And give other sides tanks. And chemical weapons. And biological weapons.”

“What? Why? How will your corporation possibly make money off that?”

“It won’t.”

“Well, I’m no corporate leader, but I have to suspect they want to make something off their investments. Why else are you here?”

“This is why I’m here.”

I shook my head.

“Who are your bosses then? They can’t know you’re doing this.”

“There is only me,” he said.

“But you’re naked.”

He didn’t answer. He seemed to be done with the conversation and went back to his papers.

I struggled with what I had been told. It wasn’t logical at all.

“Why are you doing this? What is the ultimate purpose?”

Without looking up he answered.

“I have never seen a galactic civil war.”

“Civil war? What’s that have to do with anything?”

He turned to me again.

“The Colmarian Confederation is too big and too diverse to ever fight about one issue. Or even a dozen. But there are thousands of petty hatreds and rivalries across the empire. They are only held in check by the Navy and a relative power balance. By giving each side the means to destroy the other, they will take the opportunity. And with so many battles erupting, the Navy will be powerless to stop them all. Once they begin, it will pull in neighboring systems and concerned parties. And even other empires will see their chance to carve out pieces of the Colmarian Confederation.”

I stood there in shock.

“But why? What do you hope to gain from that?”

“I have never seen a galactic civil war.”

“Millions of people could die.”

“No. I believe many billions will die.”

“But how will you profit?”

“I have never seen a galactic civil war.”

“Seen? That’s it? You’re doing this because you haven’t seen it before?”

“Yes.”

I was dumbfounded. I was lightheaded. I couldn’t feel my feet.

In my life on Belvaille, I had long ago given up simple terms of right and wrong. No one got up every morning, stretched, and said to themselves, “Time to do something bad.” People did what they did for reasons. Usually really good reasons by their own reckoning, just maybe not good reasons according to others. But this was horribly wrong.

“You’re…evil,” I managed.

“There is no such thing. If there was, I would know.”

I didn’t know what to say. It was just so out of my realm of understanding. Was it possible? Was this an ugly joke?

He saw me stammering.

“Would you like to hear my story? I haven’t told it in a long while.”

I made the briefest of nods.

“I was born ages ago on a primitive world without writing or even language. We existed in small tribes and ate what food we could scavenge from vegetation or carrion. After some time I noticed I was different from everyone else. It wasn’t just that my eyes were unusual, but much more. I did not eat, sleep, grow sick, tired, or age. I could do the same things that I saw others do, but I could not experience them. I was like a shadow, mimicking my people.”

“Due to my longevity, I eventually became the chief and we prospered. We grouped with other tribes, eventually becoming a nation. Over millennia we developed architecture, art, and all the sciences of a learned species.”

“But I grew more and more disenchanted. After so many generations I had seen everything they could possibly do. They made the same mistakes over and over again no matter what I counseled.”

“Finally I grew tired of it and left my people to seek a solitary life. Occasionally, groups would come to worship me or destroy me or otherwise harass me as a god or demon. I never changed and they never changed.”

“When our star began to glow, I was relieved. I knew that I would at last have rest. I had been with my people since we lived in mud and straw and had seen them reach powered flight and global communications. However, as a species, they had not advanced at all.”

“Our planet was destroyed by our star. Obliterated completely.”

“Yet I somehow survived.”

“I floated through space for untold eons, until the light from my dead star faded from view. It would have been so much easier if I had gone insane. If I heard voices and saw visions, but I was incapable of even that transformation.”

“I remained the same.”

“Eventually I was tugged into the orbit of a planet. I broke through the atmosphere of a dead world and I waited. I waited so long. Long enough for life to evolve and grow. Then once again I had something to watch and interact with. For as monotonous as mortals inevitably are, they are tremendously more interesting than barren rocks or space.”

“That is what I have done ever since. Attempt to find things I haven’t seen or create them. I have never seen a galactic civil war.”

When he was done I stood there shaking. I knew what I had to do. But I wanted to confirm it.

“So you’re willing to kill billions of people just to view something different?” I asked.

“Yes.”

I loaded an HE shell into my autocannon as fast as I could. I felt it would do more damage than a canister and wasn’t sure I could hit so small a target with an AP shell.

Kachooom!

I was on my back. I was paralyzed. Not by the weight of the gun or the concussion, but by a thousand slivers of steel stuck in my skin. I couldn’t move my face as the skin was frozen in place by all the needles. My eyes were closed and I generally did not feel very good.

I just hoped that I had killed Naked Guy.

Suddenly I heard a voice above me.

“Did you not understand my story?”

With overwhelming difficulty I managed to crack one eyelid open. Naked Guy was staring down at me.

“If I was capable of dying,” he said, “I would have killed myself billions of years ago.”

CHAPTER 58

As I lay punctured with shrapnel, I could hear the bustle of civil war preparations going on around me.

There wasn’t much I could do. It seemed the high-explosive shell had lodged enough metal into my muscles that I was lacerated like an insect in a collection case.

I tried to move my left hand to get my tele. The splinters dug into me with each twitch and I gave up. Just lying here wasn’t incredibly painful as long as I didn’t move and took shallow breaths. Maybe they would sweep me out with a broom after a while.

My feet seemed to be fine. I could wiggle my toes without pain. That was a slight triumph since it proved my new boots worked. The center of my chest, which had been blocked by my autocannon, also mostly escaped injury. I had turned my face down when I fired so my chin and nose were cut up as well as the top of my head.

It felt like I lay there for an hour, though I doubt it was that long. I reached the conclusion that the soldiers weren’t going to do anything about me. Why should they, I wasn’t exactly a threat. I was going to have to use my tele.

I carefully shifted my hand to my pocket. I could feel the shrapnel cutting me.

Finally I had my tele out and dropped it on the ground beside me.

Now what?

I swiped around with my finger. I think I accessed every application in the galaxy before I finally got someone.

“Hank?” I heard a voice answer. They could tell it was me based on my tele.

“Hroo dis?” I said as best as I could.

“What?”

“Who you?”

They hung up.

I realized my tele was facing the ceiling and having a face full of shrapnel sounded an awful lot like being drunk.

I got three more people, all of whom I couldn’t convince to talk to me for more than a few excruciating sentences.”

Finally I got one of Garm’s offices and had them transfer me to her tele.

“What?” she answered.

“Hoshpial!” I gargled.

“You’re at the hospital?”

“No. Dake me.”

“Where are you?”

“Dono.”

I did my best to tilt the tele around.

“Are you standing on your head or something?”

She’s making jokes!

“Hoshpial!” I yelled again.

“Hank, where are you?”

“Sou’eash.”

“That doesn’t tell me much.”

“Aye See,” I said in my best “Y Street” interpretation.

I took the tele in my hand, and while screaming, lifted it up to my face and held it in my mouth. I figured from that angle it had a view of the front door I came through.

I dropped my arm back down and tried to relax despite the pain.

“I’m coming! It’s going to take us a while to find you, though. Are you west of Teazshole?”

I had my tele in my mouth and couldn’t respond if I wanted to. And if I could I would have cussed her out.

“Alright, we’re coming,” she said, then hung up.

My tele tasted kind of gross. I guess that was a good sign I wasn’t about to die. Or who knows, maybe everything tasted gross when you were at death’s door.

I dwelled on that a moment. Would it taste good? Would your brain override your tongue and tell you the glob of mud you swallowed on the battlefield as you lay dying tasted like sweet custard? I was getting morbid, but I had good reason.

As I waited for Garm to go door-to-door looking for me, I thought about what Naked Guy had said. How was he going to get all these Therezians out of here? The Navy would never let them be shipped.

Not sure how long I lay there, long enough that I did some thinking about life and death. No great insights came to me other than realizing high-explosive rounds were things to be avoided.

“What happened to you?” I finally heard Garm gasp.

CHAPTER 59

I felt my autocannon and I were growing apart as people.

This came to me as I lay in the hospital and they tried to chisel all the metal fragments out of my body. What was it, maybe half the time I fired the gun I ended up here. There had to be a less efficient way of visiting the hospital.

“I hung-y,” I said.

Devus Sorsha, the worst medical technician in the galaxy, was again attending me.

“If we feed you, my concern is that your epidermis will heal over the wounds and we will not be able to remove them.”

“I hung-y,” I said louder.

Garm stepped in.

“I saw him eat a whole restaurant. I don’t think it’s a good idea to let him get too hungry.”

“We could restrain him to the table,” Devus Sorsha offered.

“That would probably be a good idea.”

“It’s wounds like this that are most dangerous for you, Hank,” the medical technician said helpfully. “They’re eventually going to take their toll.”

“Shu’ up.”

“Shouldn’t he have drugs?” Garm asked.

Devus Sorsha cleared his throat.

“We seem to have misplaced our supply of anesthesia.”

This place sucked so bad.

As they went about their work, I felt I was being quite the trooper given the circumstances. Not only were a half dozen people “operating” on me with power tools, but I was starving and chained to a metal table without any pain relief.

Delovoa came in presently.

“What did you do to my autocannon?” he asked, annoyed.

“Shu’ up.”

“Why would you use an HE round at close range?” Delovoa asked. “The canister wouldn’t have hurt you at all. I told you not to use it.”

“What did you shoot?” Garm asked.

I tried to tilt my head and felt the chains tug and the shrapnel cut. Garm saw me wince and heard me grunt.

“We’ll be back later, Hank. Get some rest.”

It seemed very unlikely I was going to get any rest until I was a few pounds lighter.

CHAPTER 60

“Can you get in contact with your sisters?” I asked Garm.

I was swathed head-to-toe in bandages. I wasn’t bleeding but the technicians had created a mess digging for metal in my skin. To “be on the safe side,” they slathered me with antibiotics and wrapped me up. I suspected they were trying to literally cover up their incompetence.

I had been slamming hard liquor for days trying to get enough of a buzz to dull the pain, but my body converted everything to fuel my healing. I might as well have been drinking bread.

“My sisters?” she asked.

“He means the Quadrad,” Delovoa said.

I had gotten them both up to speed on my encounter with Naked Guy. I left out a lot because frankly I didn’t know how to explain it and I worried they would think I was insane.

“What do they matter?” Garm asked testily.

“I believe they can help.”

“They aren’t permitted to do anything,” she replied.

“Oh, will you drop that? No one cares if this is your ‘territory’! There’s eight Therezians over there who say this is their city now. And what are you going to do about it? Pout?”

“They work for the corporation though, right? Or that naked guy?” Delovoa asked.

“I don’t know. He said he was going to use them.”

“And this person you met can’t be reasoned with or bribed?” Garm asked.

I indicated my bandages.

“Does it look like it?”

“You look stupid, by the way,” she said.

“You look stupid. I’ve just been shot to hell, remember?”

“You shot yourself.”

I was about to respond when she got a tele. She put her ear to it.

“What? How? I’ll be right there.”

“What was that?” I asked, seeing her expression.

“The Navy has remotely taken control of our port. They’re bringing in ships.”

“Yeah, he said he was.”

“Who? When?” she demanded.

“The General. He said sometime this week they would land troops.”

“Why didn’t you say this?”

“Honestly, I forgot. There was a lot going on.”

We went to City Hall to monitor the situation. Garm was concerned the Navy could hijack important Belvaille systems. If they could seize the port, what else could they do? Could they turn off life support if we appeared to be a big enough threat?

I looked around for the jerk that denied my trash pick-up but didn’t see him.

We huddled by some screens that bleeped and beeped and displayed lots of numbers. A skinny operator with bad skin sat in front of it.

“Here they come,” he said. “It looks like three ships. Transports or shuttles.”

“How many could those hold?” Garm asked.

“Ung uh,” he replied sagely, shrugging.

“Look,” Delovoa said, pointing to the screen.

I saw a pile of digits floating around.

“Those must be supply ships. There is a lot of traffic between Belvaille’s freighters,” the operator claimed.

“Those aren’t ships,” Delovoa countered. Then he gave a lengthy description why, which clearly no one in the room understood.

“Hey!” Someone yelled from across the floor. “The Portals are down.”

Garm looked at me like I had an inkling of what was going on. I was bandaged and without a gun. I was just a really big door stop at this point.

But Delovoa was clear.

“Those freighters are armed! They just took out the Portals!”

“With what?” I asked.

“Look. Look. Scan the Navy ships.”

The operator was lost.

“Which ones?”

“By the Portals.”

The operator fumbled with the controls.

“Stop!” Delovoa yelled and pressed his three eyes to the screen as if he could use it to peer directly into space.

“It’s moving,” the operator said.

“The Portal?” Garm asked.

“No, the battleship.”

“See all these?” Delovoa said, indicating gibberish. “Those are missiles slamming into that battleship. All those freighters are firing weapons.”

I looked up to the sky. I don’t know why I always do that. I saw the ceiling. It just felt like I should be hearing or seeing something that big and it not just be numbers on a tiny screen. Besides, I didn’t even know what their orientation was. They could be beneath me for all I knew.

“If they disabled the Portals,” Garm said, “we are stuck here.”

“Stuck where?” I asked, thinking she meant City Hall.

“At the edge of the galaxy.”

CHAPTER 61

Garm was not happy going to the port to meet the Navy transports that had escaped the attack.

I felt we should give our welcomes so they didn’t get any wrong ideas. Such as thinking we had anything to do with the corporation that had launched a ton of missiles at them.

When we arrived, the Navy was already in place, peeking around corners. Pointing guns. Shouting.

“Freeze! Get your hands up!”

Delovoa’s hands shot up like he was trying to touch the latticework—I think he was even standing on his tippy toes. Garm slowly put her hands about equal to her head. I just stood there. Eating.

My body still ached and I was hungry and their guns weren’t that impressive.

“I am an administrator of this Independent Protectorate,” Garm said with gusto. “I demand you explain your presence.”

The General walked forward along with about fifty other soldiers.

“General,” I exclaimed. I had not been expecting him.

The soldiers surrounded us. I could see many more in the distance unpacking gear.

The General ignored Garm and Delovoa and spoke to me.

“Where can we set up a base of operations? I understand many of the warehouses are compromised. Are the telescopes under surveillance?”

“The telescopes are—” Garm started.

“You are the Surrogate under Article 7 section 5,” he interrupted, pointing to me.

Garm was stewing.

“What? What’s that mean? What did I do?”

“You’re our representative,” Garm said through clenched teeth.

“I need a condition report on the station,” he continued.

“Well…it’s pretty crappy,” I said learnedly.

I heard a familiar rumbling and looked back and saw a corporate APC approaching the port.

“Those are the bad guys!” I shouted.

The General barked some orders and the Navy fanned out in defensive positions.

Garm grabbed Delovoa and hurried him down the street into one of the nearby buildings. I wasn’t going to be able to reach the door in time, so I used my Surrogate intellect and covered my head and lay flat on the ground.

I just got out of the hospital. I was still in, if not agony, body-wide hurting. I didn’t want to get in a firefight so soon. And I had nothing to fight with. I couldn’t even throw a rock because Belvaille had no rocks—and I couldn’t throw.

Hearing a million guns firing from the ground was a different experience. It wasn’t terrible. In fact it wasn’t bad at all, because for once no one was shooting at me.

Some Navy soldiers stepped on my back to move to new positions, but other than that, it’s like I wasn’t there.

“Hank, come on!” I heard Garm yell behind me.

No, thank you. I wasn’t going to move until the gunfire stopped. I didn’t peek. I didn’t move my arms. I didn’t move at all. If it’s working, don’t fix it. And so far I hadn’t been shot once.

All in all, it was done relatively quickly.

When you’re actually in a fight, you tend to lose track of time. But I didn’t have a whole lot to do. I would guess from start to finish, explosions and all, it was less than five minutes.

There were only a handful of weapons firing now, but a lot of yelling. I was about to lift my head, when something told me to wait for every single shot to be silent.

“You can get up now, Mr. Brave,” Garm said.

I pushed up on my arms and tried to get my leg under me and I pitched forward and landed on my stomach.

Garm laughed but I panicked.

I couldn’t stand!

I rolled on my side but I couldn’t get my legs under me. My knees hardly bent.

“You’re kidding me,” Garm said seriously.

“It might be the bandages,” Delovoa suggested.

Both of them stared at me with perverted interest as I spun around on the ground like a broken toy.

“Help,” I finally said, humiliation overcoming pride

Garm pulled on one arm and Delovoa the other, but it was like two fish trying to tow a lake. When I used them to help me up, I simply pulled them to the ground.

“Go to the wall,” Delovoa said.

I was really starting to get scared.

The General returned with a number of his men, one of them dragging the corpse of a corporate soldier.

“Is this the uniform of the group that is using the Portal?” he asked.

I was trying to climb the wall. It wasn’t working. My hands just weren’t sticky enough and the walls were too smooth with nothing to grab. I couldn’t bend my knees or lift my legs. What Devus Sorsha had said was true. I was becoming too thick to move properly.

“Well…” I started.

Then I slid to the ground on my side, my face to the building. I spun around on my butt so I could at least face the General.

If he thought my actions were odd, he didn’t show it as he maintained his usual glower.

“There is only one corporation. Run by one man. I told you that.”

I guess he didn’t believe me. Or was confirming. Or whatever.

“You should be careful with that body,” Delovoa said, “it is biologically engineered.”

The General’s face creased even further.

“I have 250 men who need a base.”

“City Hall,” I said immediately.

“No,” Garm corrected.

“Not even the corporation will attack it. They can’t risk damaging the vital systems.”

“Right, so his men shouldn’t hide there. That puts us all in danger.”

“We already are,” I said.

“How do we reach City Hall?” the General asked.

“Take the train.”

“We’re not riding public transportation in a war zone!”

“Then you’re walking across the city in a war zone. It’s kind of that way,” I said, pointing over my shoulder. “And can you guys help me stand up?”

On the way to the train we saw the carnage that was the leftover remains of the corporate soldiers. Those flesh bags had beaten 800 or so of Belvaille’s best and sort of brightest and 250 Navy commandos came down and shot them to hell in five minutes.

It was embarrassing.

Admittedly, there were no tanks and a lot less corporate soldiers, but still, not one Navy soldier had been killed in the exchange.

“Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me,” I said, as I pushed to the front of the crowded train to see the General.

“So what happened on the battleship?” I asked him.

“We’re not discussing tactical situations in transit.”

I looked around the train, which was wall-to-wall with commandos.

“I’m pretty sure there’s no one here except us.”

Garm remained seated in the rear, frowning, her arms crossed. But Delovoa was next to me.

“Our ships are destroyed. Or at least incapacitated enough they can’t respond to communications.”

“Isn’t a battleship the second biggest vessel? How did you not scan that many missiles?”

“Fourth largest,” the General amended. “The weapons didn’t show up on scan until they were en route and it was far too late. Our transports had just disembarked. We believe that is what triggered the attack.”

“What do you plan on doing?” I asked.

“Apprehending the leader of this station and installing interim Navy control.”

“What do you plan on doing besides that? Because that’s not going to happen.”

“We will require your assistance in our push to their base,” the General said.

“I’m happy to be your Surrogate—which is a weird name, by the way—but I’m not getting anywhere near them. I don’t have a gun, for one thing.”

“I can fix the barrel on your autocannon. It will be louder and less accurate, though,” Delovoa offered.

“I’m not firing that thing anymore. It will knock me down and then I can’t get up.”

The General handed me his plasma pistol!

Just like that.

“Wow,” Delovoa said, his eyes gleaming. “Let me see.”

He reached for it and I pulled it away.

“Thanks and all, but I didn’t tell you about this guy. I shot him at point blank range with a high-explosive shell and it did nothing. He’s like…thousands of years old,” I didn’t want to say billions because I didn’t think they would believe me. “He’s trying to start a galactic wide civil war.”

The soldiers all looked at me briefly. These were hard guys. Like Belvaille thugs, but not criminals. They probably dreamed of someone trying to start a galactic civil war.

“At our headquarters you’ll need to give a report,” he said.

“It’s not your headquarters,” Garm’s voice came from the back of the train.

CHAPTER 62

The General was in charge.

Some members of the unions complained at the heavy-handed tactics of the Navy until they got a face full of rifle butt. They kept surprisingly quiet after that.

With his officers around him, I told them of my dealings with Naked Guy. Delovoa filled them in on the biological soldiers and what weaponry they possessed. Garm told them about what requests the corporations had made over the years and how that might play into the current situation.

Then there was the Gandrine, the Portal, and the Therezians.

“Return here at 017150 CST hours,” he said.

“I have no idea what that means,” I said.

“I can tell you,” Garm said, tugging on me.

“Let’s test the pistol,” Delovoa begged.

The three of us were alone in the elevator.

“I need to get in touch with your girlfriends. Sisters. Pals. Whatever.”

“Why?” Garm asked.

“Never mind why, I’m the Surrogate.”

“That doesn’t mean you can give orders, stupid. It just means you talk to the Surrogate for the Confederation.”

“Well, I’ll tell him you wouldn’t help me.”

“He does seem pretty mean,” Delovoa agreed.

“Fine.”

Garm and the pale sisters were involved in a very in-depth negotiation. It involved lots of gesturing and not a lot of talking.

“Help me take off these bandages,” I asked Delovoa, as we stood a comfortable distance away from the women.

“Let me see the gun first.”

“No. For the hundredth time. You’re going to do something dumb and kill us all like you always do.”

“When was the last time I ‘killed us all’?”

“How about when you released a giant robot named ZR3?” I asked.

He flinched and looked around. ZR3 had trapped Delovoa in his basement for a considerable period of time. After that the robot had gone berserk across the city. It had taken a level-ten mutant named Jyonal to even contain the machine. To this day it sat on its own block under a metal bubble twenty feet thick. Besides Zadeck Street that housed Wallow, that was the other block I was afraid of.

No one was allowed on the street and it wasn’t mentioned even in whispers. Not many people knew what was contained there, but they knew it was dangerous, so no one went.

I took off my own bandages.

The sisters and Garm approached.

“It’s worked out, they’re allowed to help us,” Garm said, unpleased.

The pale sisters jumped up and kissed me on the lips, one after the other. It was the least likely thing I was expecting except maybe for them to explode into a song and dance number.

I looked at Garm, who was still annoyed.

“Wait. What? Does that mean something in Quadrad? Are they going to stab me now?”

“Just ask them what you want,” Garm sulked.

“Your sister. She was looking for a man to kill. Was this guy…uh, naked?”

“He was responsible for the destruction of our companion’s home continent,” one of the pale sisters said.

Whoa. Killed a continent.

“Did he have a name? Or like, was he nameless?”

“Shle-nidu.”

“Oh.” That was definitely a name.

“You’re thinking he is the same guy who is running the corporation?” Garm asked.

“Who else could it be? How many continent-killers do we have on Belvaille?”

“He murdered the population of the continent. We were tasked with returning him to face trial. But she wanted to assassinate him. When she broke our orders, we changed our goal of finding him to finding her. Technically, we were still looking for a criminal.”

“Technically,” Garm mocked. And they went off on some non-verbal argument using their weird Quadrad language.

“Stop. Did the guy have black eyes?”

“We never saw him.”

“How were you going to find him? Did you think he would be bragging he killed a continent? Have it written on a t-shirt?”

“We were going to track his financial dealings, his subordinates, and use your knowledge of the city.”

“Did you do that stuff?”

“We were prevented because of our agreement with Garm.”

“How long would it take you if you started now?”

“Why do we want him, Hank? If it’s your guy, we already know where he is.”

“Just to make sure they’re the same one.”

“What’s that matter?” Garm asked.

“Because if she was going to try and disintegrate him, presumably she thought it would work. Did she know more about this guy than you two did?”

“Yes, we believe she used Quadrad resources to research him.”

“And then broke her contract,” Garm said.

“So you don’t know if this guy is really old and difficult to hurt?”

“We know nothing about him except his crimes. We filed all our information so we couldn’t access it until we reapplied to Garm’s territory.”

I considered this.

“Can you three Quadrad go to City Hall and keep an eye on the Navy? Assist them where you can, they’re the only thing that can even remotely stop the corporation at this point,” I said.

They didn’t seem happy to be working with one another, or the Navy, but that was too bad.

“Delovoa, you’re good with corpses, right?”

CHAPTER 63

“This,” I said, “is Toby.”

“Who are these others?” Delovoa asked, pulling his shirt over his nose and mouth to try and mask the smell.

“I forget.”

The whole front of my old demolished apartment was very vomit-inducing. The corpses had not aged well. The mild humidity and small number of microorganisms had at last gotten to old Toby.

“You sure about this?” Delovoa asked.

“No. But come on.”

We started and stopped carrying the body a dozen times as each of us ran off to retch or was otherwise grossed-out.

Delovoa had it easy by lifting Toby’s legs from the bottom of the pants. But I couldn’t find a non-slimy holding spot. And then his jacket and shirt started to come off and things got even more disgusting.

“We could use shovels,” Delovoa said.

“Let’s just do this.”

We got Toby into a cart, his legs dangling over the side, and I pushed it to the train. It was either that or a multi-hour walk to Delovoa’s.

Anyone in our train compartments transferred quickly when they saw and smelled our cargo. I felt certain my reputation achieved a new low point.

When we got into Delovoa’s house I pushed the cart to the ramp and headed down into his basement. I had just reached the floor when a cacophony of sirens and alarms assaulted me. There were lights flashing from the ceilings. Was it a fire?

“Get out!” Delovoa urged.

“Why?”

“Get out, fool.”

We hurried outside, Delovoa proving remarkably spry.

“What was that?” I asked.

“I don’t know.”

“Then why did you make me run? Do you have random sirens in your house?”

“I sell alarms, remember? I got all kinds of warning systems in my basement. I don’t remember what those particular ones indicate. But I don’t have any alarms that warn me of good things.”

“So what could it be? Someone broke in?”

“No, no. Poison gas. Biological agents. It has to be something unusual or I would have heard it before.”

“I bet it was those Quadrad when they kissed me,” I said, wiping my lips hard. “It was probably poison.”

After a while we braved going into his kitchen, where we could hear the sirens screaming up at us.

“Shouldn’t you know what your own alarms are for?” I asked him.

“Do you know what all the muscles on your body are for?”

“Huh? Was it Toby decomposing that triggered it? He smelled pretty bad.”

“Doubtful.”

“Are we safe up here?”

“Let me know if you feel light-headed or confused.”

“What? So we’re going to wait until we start to die? You’re like my medical technician.”

“Shh. Listen.”

The siren was warping. It was being distorted. As if someone large were bashing the horn making the noise.

“That’s ominous,” I said.

“There’s some hazardous clean-up suits we can get. I sold them to the city. I think that will protect us.”

“You think? Are we going to go down there and die?”

“If it was coming from the body we already pushed it here and breathed in everything.”

That was true.

“I pushed it. You just walked beside me.”

“Let’s get the suits and I can find out what alarm went off. If it’s super dangerous, we’ll leave.”

“Why do I have to go down with you? I don’t know your alarms.”

“It’s the buddy system.”

“I’m not your buddy,” I said defiantly.

CHAPTER 64

We looked like we were about to step out into deep space exploration in our brilliant orange suits. They only had one suit on the whole station that fit me and it didn’t fit that well.

“Remember,” Delovoa warned, “if you step wrong in that, your weight will tear the suit and then you’ll be exposed.”

“So why am I going?” I complained.

“Because you’re probably immune to whatever it is anyway and you need to carry me out if I start getting sick.”

I grumbled but watched where I walked.

Our visibility was cut by about 75%.

The alarm in his apartment was silent.

“That could be good or bad or neither. Either the danger has passed, the danger has destroyed the sensors, or the batteries ran out.”

In the basement we lifted Toby to Delovoa’s examination bed. It was a lot easier the second time, when we were in airtight suits, fearing for our lives.

We couldn’t tell which sensors had been tripped because he had a million and they were all silent now.

Delovoa started scanning. I took a few steps back to be safe.

“Look,” Delovoa said.

I came over and peeped through the scanner.

“Why do you always show me this stuff and think I’ll know what it means?”

“The face. That’s why there isn’t much decomposition, it’s covered.”

“What’s he covered with?”

“That’s not a he.”

“Are you sure?”

Delovoa turned to look at me. I could only see two of his eyes but I was pretty sure he was giving me a nasty expression.

“I just can’t understand what tripped my sensors,” he said.

“Is it this?”

I held up a metal cylinder about eight inches long and a few inches wide.

“Where’d you get that?”

“I just frisked her.”

Delovoa started to scan it. Suddenly he jumped away as fast as his suit would let him.

“Yow, that thing is pouring out every band of radiation and antiprotons! That will eat through our suits.”

I put it on the table.

“Do you think it could be a converted a-drive?”

He thought about that.

“I don’t know.”

Which had to be a first for Delovoa to ever admit.

“Can you tell how she was killed? I’m guessing this is the other Quadrad.”

Without even checking, Delovoa answered.

“She was likely killed by that device. Anyone is going to die holding onto that thing unshielded for too long.”

“So she wasn’t assassinated.”

“She might have been.”

“It’s really important to be sure, Delovoa. I have to know if the corporation was aware she was here and she had this device.”

“Well, get that thing out of the way and I’ll look.”

“Why can’t you do it?”

“Because you’re probably safe from the radiation and you have a lot of protons to annihilate.”

I looked around and found a piece of metal rebar about eight feet long. I fumbled with it and managed to flick the device onto the floor. I then pushed it against the far wall.

“That’s it,” Delovoa said sarcastically, “just knock an a-drive core onto my metal floor. Nothing bad could come from that.”

When it was sufficiently far away, he gingerly went back to scanning Toby—well, the pale sister.

“I don’t see anything obvious that would indicate she was shot or stabbed. But that doesn’t mean she wasn’t murdered another way. However, if she was killed by the device I’m not going to be able to see it with this equipment. How did you know she was the Quadrad?”

“I didn’t. But he, or she, had been dead outside my door a long time ago, about when the Quadrad had first come. They had said she was looking for the Naked Guy and Garm told them I would know how to find him. Zadeck had said she visited me and everyone agreed she would be disguised. So I was guessing.”

“Now what?”

“Now you figure out how to turn a malfunctioning a-drive core into a disintegrator.”

CHAPTER 65

I got a call from Zadeck, of all people.

I bet he was concerned the station was filling with Therezians. Wallow wasn’t nearly as unique. I said I would meet him on the very reasonable condition that Wallow didn’t harass or try to kill me.

He agreed.

On Zadeck Street the foot traffic was a tiny fraction of what it normally was.

I saw Wallow in the distance and braced myself. I hoped this wasn’t a set-up. I reached for the General’s Ontakian pistol.

Wallow was above me before I could even draw the weapon. He turned on his heel and escorted me down the street, standing erect.

He was my bodyguard!

“Move!” He shouted to anyone daring to be within thirty feet of me.

They moved.

We reached Zadeck’s headquarters and Wallow turned and stood watch. The bouncers opened the door with a small bow.

Finally, a little respect.

Zadeck met me in the main room. Other than when I kidnapped him, I think this was the only time I saw him out of his office.

“Hank, good of you to come. Please follow me.”

We walked back to his office and he asked if I wanted any food or drink.

Yes to both.

As I sat on his luxurious chairs stuffing my face, he wore a beatific grin.

“So,” he began casually, “a lot of Therezians here.”

I didn’t see any need to keep secrets. And who knew, maybe he could help.

“From Thereze,” I said, spitting some food on the carpet by accident.

“Thereze? How?”

“Portal.”

“The Portals are disabled I was told.”

“Portal southwest. In the street.”

“They brought in thirty Therezians by hand?”

I paused eating.

“Thirty? Who said thirty?”

“My men counted.”

“They sure?”

“They are Therezians. Difficult, I would say, to miscount.”

That meant they were accelerating. I had been worried about eight.

“What do they eat?” I asked, idly wondering if we were going to have Therezians scooping us up and shoving us into their mouths.

“They eat remarkably little for their size and produce no waste. They can survive at full capacity for months without food or water.”

The galaxy was full of odd creatures but Therezians were out there. Most times species were just strange, but Therezians seemed to have every single benefit a race could have. It’s a wonder they never took over.

“Do you know what they’re going to be used for?” Zadeck asked. “Who commands them?”

“You don’t have to worry about your street, if that’s what you’re wondering. They’re going to be used for war,” I said.

“How?”

“I don’t know yet.”

CHAPTER 66

I stood in my apartment with the two pale sisters and Garm.

“So, um, I found your companion. She’s dead.”

No one had any reaction. Except me, as I looked around worriedly checking if anyone was having a reaction…

“How did she die?” one of the sisters asked.

“I’m not entirely sure.”

“Where was she?” Garm asked.

“Don’t worry about it,” I snapped, not wanting to say she was in front of my door.

“That isn’t much information,” a sister said.

“You didn’t buy information. You bought me locating her. Which I did.”

I felt this was a tense moment. I didn’t want the Quadrad mad at me so I decided to give them a bit more.

“We don’t know if she was murdered or the device you all stole from the Navy killed her. If she was murdered, it wasn’t obvious.”

“Do you have the device?” they asked, interested.

Whoops.

“Uh. No.”

Garm put her hand to her head.

“Why do you even attempt lying?” she asked.

“We would like the device returned,” they said.

“Don’t you want the body of your sister?”

“It is of no importance.”

I stood there realizing they hadn’t cared about her. They wanted the disintegrator. They didn’t even ask for proof their sister was dead. I mean I could have found any old body. I had plenty of them.

“From what I understand of it, it’s really dangerous. Just being near it can kill you. And there are other interested parties. Can I get back to you?”

The Quadrad showed no expressions. They didn’t kiss me.

“We would like to thank you for your assistance,” they said.

They beamed me the last installment of my fee. They had paid me every week on the dot, but there was something very final and foreboding about this payment.

“Are you Quadrad normally that disinterested when your sister dies?” I asked Garm.

“I’m not sure how well they knew one another. We’re just like normal people.”

“Totally,” I said. “Super normal.”

“Your General wants to attack the corporation to try and apprehend your ‘Naked Guy’ or destroy the Portal.”

“Well, those are both ideas, I’ll grant him that. I can’t think which one is worse. I mean, he has to know if you add up all the corporations they have tens of thousands of soldiers here. Not to mention tanks and APCs and AFVs and A-something-somethings. Yeah, they beat the guys at the dock, but that was a small number who weren’t prepared. As for the Portal, I heard they got like thirty Therezians to come visit.”

“Yes. To me, that is far more dangerous. The Portal has to be shut down.”

“Let’s go get something to eat while we talk.”

“Why are you always eating? That can’t be good for you.”

“It’s my body healing.”

“I think once the technician told you that, you use it as an excuse to overeat. You can’t even stand up anymore.”

“That’s my mutation!”

“Sure.”

“Punch me in the stomach,” I said, standing straight in front of her.

“You don’t have to be macho and prove anything. I know you’re…massive. But that isn’t a good mutation.”

“I didn’t get to choose it.”

We hung around my apartment talking about what to do next until my grumbling stomach made her concerned.

“Fine, I’ll take you to get some food.”

I was trying not to make a mess, but Garm still wore a disgusted expression as I heaped food into my jaw.

Suddenly, food hanging from my face, I grew reflective.

“You know I’ve never had a good sense of touch, right? Like my hands?”

“Yes, I remember well,” she said, rolling her eyes.

“I’m kind of scared, though. I can’t feel anything in my hands anymore. And look,” I picked up the napkin dispenser, closed my eyes and smashed it on my face.

“I can’t even feel this.”

“You probably shouldn’t do that,” Garm cautioned.

“I don’t know if it’s my mutation catching up to me, but I’m afraid I’ll freeze solid.”

Garm, ever-comforting:

“Don’t worry about it, Hank. The way things are going you’ll probably get murdered before you have a chance to ever become immobile.”

I got a tele from Delovoa.

“Hank, do you know two women with white skin who dress like whores?”

“Why?”

“They took the you-know-what.”

I almost stopped eating. How did they know where Delovoa was? Or who he was? They must have been following me this whole time. I turned to Garm.

“Don’t look at me. I didn’t want to let them out of their contract for a reason.”

CHAPTER 67

My tele woke me up the next day. A restaurant I liked to eat at was being ransacked.

Not much I could do about it.

I browsed my messages and saw it wasn’t an isolated incident. I realized people must have found out about the Portals being down. They’re rioting and grabbing all the food. My food!

I called up Delovoa.

“Hey, let’s go get some groceries,” I said.

“Are you crazy? The streets are full of looters.”

“I don’t mean go out for brunch. I mean go loot some food. We’re going to starve with no Portals.”

“Oh. Come over then.”

There were no disturbances where I was because there were no people where I was. The trains were empty. As I transferred closer to Delovoa’s, I could see fires and the streets packed with rioters. I couldn’t understand what was burning. It’s a metal city.

The General came on my tele.

“Surrogate!” He barked. I hadn’t even answered it. He just yelled at me from my own tele. It was like having your pillow slap you awake.

“What?”

“We’re going to use the disturbances to move against the principal target.”

I wasn’t sure which one that was but either way I didn’t care.

“I’m going to get food.”

“Food won’t matter if we don’t cease their operations.”

“It will matter to me.”

“Rendezvous with us at Alonkin and 12th.”

He just wasn’t getting it so I decided to change gears.

“I’m in pursuit of the original thing you hired me to get.”

“How close are you to recovering it?”

“Close.”

And I was. Sort of. I mean I had it at one point—I just lost it.

I hung up my tele and hoped he didn’t access it again and confirm my lie. Fortunately, he didn’t.

Delovoa opened the door and he was covered head-to-toe in thick padding.

I laughed, as it made him look fat.

“What is that?”

“This is my riot gear.”

“I need a gun.”

“You have an Ontakian pistol,” he exclaimed.

“I don’t want to fry people. They’re just stealing food. Like us.”

“Come on,” he said, leading the way to his basement.

He was almost as wide as me with his riot gear on and Delovoa was not a large person normally.

As he held the railing walking down the ramp to his basement, I just couldn’t help myself and pushed him in the back.

He fell on his chest, bounced a little, turned sideways, and got his legs stuck in the railing.

My kidneys almost shot out my nostrils I laughed so hard.

“Haha. Get me up,” he said, squirming.

I actually took a few extra seconds, not to be cruel, but because I realized that was what I looked like when I fell down.

“What if I had hurt myself?” he asked.

“Did you manage to figure out the a-drive before they took it?” I asked, changing the subject.

“It’s some of the most advanced technology in the galaxy. They probably had thousands of scientists working on it. Billions of credits devoted to it. You’re asking me if I discovered all its mysteries in less than a day?”

I didn’t answer, because I didn’t want to hear his snarky response.

“No,” he answered anyway, “I did not ‘figure it out.’”

“So what did the Quadrad do to you?”

“Nothing. That I know of.”

“How did they steal the device?”

“I don’t know. I came out of the basement. Saw them there, then woke up in my bed. If they hit me it didn’t leave a mark or give me a headache. What are you going to do when you find them?”

“Not sure if I can find them. It took me forever to find a dead one right outside my front door. Not sure why they stole the disintegrator. They have nowhere to go. Is it safe down here without suits?”

“Yeah, the device is gone.”

“But the corpse. Is it radioactive?” I said, hoping I was using the right term.

“The corpse is gone too.”

“What? So that’s two corpses you’ve had taken from your basement?”

“I guess. How about this?”

He handed me a rifle that had what looked like four barrels and three triggers and even a keypad and screen on it. It smelled funny.

“I don’t like it,” I said, putting it back.

“Hank, technology keeps moving forward. That’s the way the universe works.”

We walked some ways down.

“How about this?” he said, indicating an enormous pile of metal that I’m pretty sure was a car engine hooked up to a barrel.

“That looks like another autocannon fiasco. I just need something to get us through the mob.”

“Walk through. Who’s going to stop you?”

“Hmm.”

Delovoa fashioned me some quickie riot gear. Unlike his it wasn’t padded at all. The whole point was to make it so that if anyone ran into me, they would want to move away. No one was going to knock me down and I could push through just about any number of people.

He took some thick synth and studded it with nails and strapped it to my chest, legs, and arms. He gave me a helmet to cover my eyes. He wrapped my forearms in metal bands. The final touch was adding a chain from my waist to his waist so I could pull him out if need be.

I felt like a tank. Even with all this extra metal, I didn’t move any slower.

We headed to the train, joined at the hip, dressed like idiots. Delovoa pushed a wheelbarrow which we hoped to fill with foodstuffs. It was the same one we carried Toby in, but we scrubbed it out first.

“I shouldn’t be going,” Delovoa said.

“You need food too.”

“You dated Garm, right?” he asked conversationally.

“Yeah. That was a while ago.”

“Who broke it off, you or her?”

“I think it was mutual.”

“So her. And she’s Quadrad? Did she ever wear an outfit like those women did?”

“Not around me. I could have put up with an awful lot more I think if she did.”

“And no one since then?”

“Not really. There was that other mutant, Jyen. You met her. But we were never remotely a match. She left like five years ago—once she fully understood how pathetic Belvaille was. I never really expected to find the love of my life here. Everyone is damaged goods. It’s one thing to hang around and work here. But it’s totally different to be romantically involved.”

We were silent for some time.

“Since you didn’t ask,” he said, annoyed, “I’ve learned to separate the physical from the emotional. Somewhat like you. I don’t think I can truly be in love with someone who is not my intellectual equal—fat chance on Belvaille, right? I use an organ I invented.”

I couldn’t help it.

“Organ?”

“Not biological. Like a musical organ. It’s a machine. It knows 153 physical pleasures to induce.”

“Like a back rub?”

“No, Hank, not like a back rub.”

“One hundred and fifty-three? I can think of like… five.”

“No wonder Garm left you.”

CHAPTER 68

Delovoa and I had done our stealing and carted our ill-gotten goods home.

I felt a little bad about robbing from the stores I frequent, but not as bad as starving to death.

“Where have you been?” Garm asked. She was waiting at my front door.

“Looting.”

“What are you wearing?”

“Loot-suit.”

I wrestled my wheelbarrow inside. Delovoa ate like a mouse so most of the food was mine.

“Have you talked to the Navy?” Garm asked me.

“Not really.”

“They attacked the corporation.”

“Can’t imagine that went well.”

I unpacked my food, trying to find room in my kitchen.

“They lost something like fifty people. Your Naked Guy is bunkered in the southeast. He must have twenty tanks around him.”

“The General told you this?” It surprised me that they were talking. Especially if I was a Surrogate-thing.

“No, I followed them.”

“Yeah, he didn’t call me. Probably because he didn’t want to hear a big ‘I told you so.’”

She slapped a packet of rations out of my hands.

“Would you stop worrying about your stupid food! Four more Therezians have come through, we’re running out of Navy, and you said the corporation was trying to start a galactic war.”

“Yeah, but how?” I asked calmly. “You said yourself we’re stuck out here at the edge of the galaxy. Even if they have other Portals in the freighters, they’ll never transfer the Therezians to them. They won’t fit in shuttles. Hell, I don’t even know if they’ll fit in freighters.”

“So you’re fine with us being stepped on?”

“No, but the Portal is guarded by Therezians and operated by Gandrine. What can I do about it?”

“It’s just math, Hank. Enough big feet walking around will eventually kill us. Or damage life support. We have to stop the Portal if nothing else. The Navy will come to repair our space Portals. They have a-drives. But it could take months or even years. We won’t live that long if they keep importing giants.”

I sighed.

“See if you can get any leads on your sisters.”

I gave Delovoa a tele.

“You didn’t eat all your food already, did you?” he answered.

“Hey Delovoa, have you had a chance to brush up on your ancient Colmarian dialect?”

CHAPTER 69

We waited until night, but the food riot turned into a general riot.

What people expected to do with a new wardrobe in Belvaille’s current situation was anyone’s guess.

Delovoa and I met up at five in the morning because we figured looters slept in. One of our connecting trains was derailed. It was actually on the ground. I had never seen that in my more than a century on Belvaille. How did a bunch of malcontents manage to knock a train off its tracks?

Delovoa had two huge suitcases full of equipment, which I carried.

“This is a terrible mistake,” Delovoa said.

“If you’ve been spending years learning ancient Colmarian you must have figured you were going to be doing this sooner or later.”

“I thought it might break out, not that we would release it on purpose.”

We came to the only block without a name. The so-called Nameless Block, whose name, of course, was a contradiction.

There was a giant metal sphere fused with the road about halfway up the block.

Inside the bubble was ZR3. The robot who had gone on a rampage and had given me a permanent limp, had broken Wallow’s ankle, and killed innumerable Navy soldiers, and it took a level-ten mutant just to stop it—not even destroy it.

“Practice this phrase,” Delovoa said, as he readied his equipment. “Shaeol Bruesti.”

“What’s that mean?”

“Stop.”

“Can’t you say it?”

“If it kills me, you’re going to want to know it. And here.”

He handed me a big tarp. We had a theory that ZR3 “might” deactivate when it was denied light. So I was going to chase around a homicidal robot, who was the biggest badass on the station, with a blanket.

It was hours and hours of Delovoa drilling and cutting at the bubble.

I didn’t know if we could control ZR3, but I knew it had beat up Wallow. I hoped it could take out the Portal.

If it went crazy again, well that would just be another thing to worry about. I practiced the phrase as I waited.

Delovoa backed away from the sphere but it looked completely intact.

“What have you been doing all this time?” I asked.

“Weakening it.”

I was about to ask when I heard scraping. The metal sphere was very slowly deforming. ZR3 was pushing out from the inside!

I got my blanket ready. I should have wet it first so it would be stickier and have some weight.

I could see the bubble separating along Delovoa’s mathematically precise incisions.

As the containment sphere was about to split apart completely, Delovoa yelled the phrase.

All movement stopped.

Delovoa looked back at me with a relieved expression.

“Wasn’t sure that would work,” he said.

We did not know what ZR3 was, if it was a Dredel Led robot or an ancient Colmarian robot or something altogether different. We knew it responded to some ancient Colmarian phrases and had sat in Delovoa’s basement, deactivated, for over a decade until we accidentally woke it up.

We could see its legs sticking out from its burst metal cocoon. It was about eight feet tall, half that wide, and three feet deep. Solid white in color, with no rivets or screws or bolts anywhere.

Its arms and legs were square columns and it lacked hands. Delovoa speculated it was designed to push something. It had no head or neck, but the front contained a dark hole that looked like a single eye. In simple, large black letters on its right front was stenciled “ZR3.”

When you said those letters, it would answer in the affirmative. We didn’t know if that was its name or translated into something else. Such as, “Do you like the smell of peppermint?”

“You ready to try this?” he asked.

Seeing it right there, I was really having my doubts. It was the cause of my only permanent injuries.

Most Colmarians, since we were little children, were told scary stories about robots—we had none in our entire empire. They were illegal. Dredel Led were an unfriendly robotic species. So we were suspicious, terrified more like it, of all robots.

ZR3 sat under a tarp in Delovoa’s basement perfectly content and then went on a killing spree, perfectly content. You can’t reason with a machine. Delovoa and I were armed with keywords and blankets, that’s the logic of robots. Even Therezians I could understand. I couldn’t hurt them, but I could understand them.

“I suppose,” I said uneasily.

Delovoa spouted more gibberish and ZR3 continued his push out. That was steel alloy and it was walking through like it was thick soup.

When it was free, Delovoa froze it again. I really hope he didn’t suddenly lose his voice.

Delovoa walked in front and ZR3 followed him. I was behind them both.

We encountered a number of people along the way, but if I was scared of seeing it, normal, squishy people ran away screaming.

It took us hours to reach the southwest and be able to see the tops of the Therezians.

I went ahead of the group now, scouting for cover. I moved from shadow to shadow. It was amazing that the Therezians had only been here a short while and already I had developed the finely-tuned instincts of a cockroach.

We got as close to the Therezians as we felt safe and could see the Portal monoliths clearly.

Delovoa motioned me to step back.

He gave what sounded like a very complex set of instructions to ZR3.

Immediately it took off at a run towards the Portal. ZR3 running was a frightening thing. It was so heavy it actually created dimples in the sprayed roadwork that covers Belvaille. But for all that weight, it was incredibly fast.

There was what must have been a hundred-foot Therezian right in front of us and ZR3 ran straight up to it and began attacking its toes.

“What? Does it have a chip on its shoulder or something? It went after the biggest one. I thought you said to destroy the Portal.”

“There is no ‘Portal’ in ancient Colmarian. It’s ancient Colmarian. I did my best.”

It was hard to see what was going on because it was so distant.

“Are we far enough back that if that guy falls down he’s not going to land on us?” I asked.

“Yeah.”

It seemed like long moments passed.

“Did it stop or something?”

“I thought it was hitting him, but it can’t be. I’m not walking under a Therezian to give it new orders.”

We were confused about what ZR3 was doing because the Therezian had not responded. Slowly, the giant looked to the left. It then looked to the right. It then looked down. It stared down at ZR3 as if it was amazed anything could be so small.

It bent down and picked up ZR3 in its left hand and examined it closer.

“Oh man, that guy is going to get punched in the face!” I said.

“I hope it doesn’t attack all of them before it reaches the Portal,” Delovoa added.

Suddenly, the Therezian raised his right fist and brought it down into his left hand. It sounded like a sonic boom. Maybe it was.

The Therezian then made a flicking motion with his left hand.

Streaming overhead, backlit by the latticework, a million fragments of what was once ZR3 twinkled in the light and vanished into the city beyond.

Delovoa and I were quiet for some time.

“Huh,” I concluded.

CHAPTER 70

“You’re still alive. So I take it your mission was a success?” Garm asked.

The two of us were in her office at City Hall. I was seated and had my legs spread out in front of me. I really wanted someone to bring me coffee.

“It was only successful in that Delovoa and I survived.”

“That’s not much to show for it. What’s wrong?” she asked, seeing my expression.

“We released ZR3.”

“Uh oh.”

“No, one of the Therezians punched it and broke it into little tiny ZR3 pieces. Like it was a stale cracker. Did you find the Quadrad?” I asked.

“Finding two people in a city is hard enough. Finding two Quadrad is near impossible.”

“Do you know why they stole the device? I mean, what’s the point if they can’t leave?”

She took a deep breath.

“Quadrad contracts are a big deal. If they were hired to get it, they’re going to get it, regardless of what condition the station is in. That’s why I didn’t want to let them out of our agreement. Now they’re free to do anything.”

“So how are we going to find them? If we can figure out the disintegrator maybe we can start zapping away our problems.”

“You might try Tamshius,” Garm said with great difficulty.

“How would he know anything?”

“He comes from my solar system.”

“So is everyone on this station Quadrad except me?”

“He’s not Quadrad,” she said, insulted. “He’s from a completely different planet. Our planets…didn’t get along that well.”

“Ah, so that’s why you guys were always fighting.”

Tamshius qua-Froyeled had been the biggest gang leader on old Belvaille back when Garm was the official Adjunct Overwatch. The fact they disliked each other caused quite a few problems.

“I don’t like him because he’s an arrogant chauvinist who thinks we’re living back on his home world. But if anyone has a spy network here it’s him. He always seemed to know what I was doing. And still does.”

“Won’t hurt to ask. I always liked him.”

Tamshius was no longer a big boss like he had been, but he’d managed to keep several casinos, some restaurants, and clubs.

I waited in the lobby of one of his casinos. Despite the riots, things looked undisturbed except a general increase in security.

One of the guards finally came over to me. I didn’t know him.

“My brother died in your little assault on the corporation,” he said. He looked like he wanted me to mouth off.

“I’m sorry for your loss. None of it went as planned. We were tricked.”

The guard seemed to consider that and then waved me through. I had to take off my shoes to walk to the back office.

I was wearing my Therezian hair booties and they had a lot of lacing. It took me several minutes to get them undone and the guard came to check on me several times. Probably wondering if I didn’t know how to tie my shoes.

“Greetings, Hank. It has been far too long since you have honored my house.” Tamshius said, bowing.

He was an elderly man, thin, with splotched skin. He had tufts of white hair that stuck out like squares on the sides of his head. He was dressed in expensive cloth-of-gold robes that seemed to practically crush his tiny frame.

His office looked like a museum, with artwork, and weapons, and outfits from, I assumed, his home planet. I looked at them closer now because I just couldn’t see Garm being connected with anything remotely like that. It was all so formal and stylized. Sure, the two of them originated from different planets, but presumably they had some things in common being from the same solar system.

He lit an incense stick which had a particularly putrid aroma. I tried not to crinkle my nose.

I found Tamshius’s rituals more elaborate each time I visited. I wasn’t sure if it was because as he got older he felt more comfortable repeating what he grew up with, or he was inventing it as he went along.

He unfurled a mat left to right on the ground in front of me and right to left in front of him. He motioned to me as he sat down cross-legged.

I wasn’t sure I could sit like that. And I was less sure I could get back up.

“Um. Can I move this over?” I asked, indicating a small tree in a metal planter.

This took him by surprise, but he nodded.

I dragged it over, making a horrible racket.

I then positioned myself roughly above the mat and let her rip. I got my knees about halfway bent and then I fell on my back.

After considerable scooting around, I managed to get into a seated position. I held onto the planter with one hand and had one hand behind me holding me up.

Tamshius, as polite as he was, looked at a loss for words. Probably because I almost landed on him when I fell.

“So,” I started. “How have you been?”

“We live in trying times. But never has it not been thus.”

“Yeah. I suppose you heard the Portals are down. Maybe even completely destroyed.”

“It is a grave misfortune. I ponder what we have done to deserve such punishment.”

“Thing is, I might have an idea how to save us.”

“Hank,” he said, holding his hands together, “always you have been selfless in your services. Your sacrifices will surely earn you many rings in heaven.”

“Thank you. But let’s not get too far ahead. I may require your assistance,” I said carefully. I didn’t want to mention Garm’s name directly because it usually sent him into a fury.

“I am your humble servant if it may remove us from our current tribulations.”

“I need to find two women on the station.”

He cocked his head.

“Are they in my employ?”

“No, I don’t think so.”

“You may consult my staff, but I do not see how I could provide any insights beyond your own.”

“Well, they are Quadrad—”

Tamshius jumped to his feet, his face red. He started cussing in what I took to be his native tongue as he ran to his desk.

I figured he was going for a gun and I leaned on the pot to stand, but I knocked it over and fell on my back again.

Tamshius stood above me with an electrical device and it made various noises.

“Shh,” he said to me.

He walked around the room with the device as I kept trying to stand.

“The room is clear,” he said finally.

“Clear of what?”

“The Quadrad are an evil blight. Long have my people suffered their depredations. They are lacking in any nobility of spirit. I had to confirm you weren’t under surveillance.”

“Oh. So, I’m trying to find them because they have something of mine that…they have—”

“They stole it you mean! You do not have to honey your words, I know well their ways.”

“Sure, they stole it. And I think it might help us if we can get it back. I just can’t find them.”

Tamshius grew suspicious.

“How is it you knew to question me?”

“I was told you came from the same solar system. I hoped you might know of them.”

He relaxed back into anger.

“Oh, I know too greatly and at great cost. I may be able to assist you, but you must take Hor-kan shi-jo,” he spat.

“I don’t know what that is.”

“Our most solemn oath that you will not ever reveal the source of my help.”

“Sure.”

I held up my hand in a promise.

“It is a ceremony.”

Of course it was.

An hour later I was being fitted for robes. They had to be of a certain cloth harvested during a certain month from a certain region on his home world.

Several hours after that, in my new robes, I was kneeling next to a small brass idol with five hands and three heads. Tamshius walked slowly around the room lighting candles of various colors while chanting.

It occurred to me that he could be making all this up. Like once I left he would have a good belly laugh about having me do all this.

He still hadn’t told me anything and I had no clue what he was going to say. At the end he might go, “They have pale skin,” or something else I already knew.

Tamshius wrote the contract, asked me if I swore on my ancestors and my ancestral home.

I swore.

He then signed his name, pricked his hand with a six inch metal rod with two prongs and dabbed his blood on the contract.

Hmm.

I signed my name. I picked up my own metal rod. I poked myself with it and the prongs bent.

“Do I have to use this?” I asked.

“Shh,” he shushed me.

He rang a small gong and leaned in to whisper while it was still ringing.

“You may lance your genitals as well.”

“What?” How was that the next best solution?

He rang the gong again.

“It is a sign of sincere commitment,” he said.

“I’m not stabbing my private parts.”

Tamshius seemed disappointed. He then opened his mouth and pointed inside it, shrugging his shoulders.

I took the rod and tried to straighten the prongs. I poked my tongue, but it didn’t exactly want to stay still and my tongue was pretty tough. I put it against my gum where my cheek connected and jammed it, rubbing the area with my finger, but there was no blood.

I had a pale sister shove a dagger in my mouth and it didn’t do much. This little olive fork wasn’t going to cut me.

“Can I—” I reached over and flicked the gong with my finger, which I could see annoyed Tamshius, “can I use something else? This is too flimsy.”

He sighed then reluctantly nodded.

How was I going to do this? I didn’t want to shoot myself just to get a drop of blood.

I know.

I pointed to the gong. He rang it.

“Can you order me a whole Chilatae?”

“The reptile?” he asked.

“Yeah.”

“Now?”

“Yeah.”

You could just see all his dreams of a respectful ceremony were already out the window. With as much dignity as he could muster, which was considerable, he stood up and spoke into his tele which he kept on his desk.

He then returned and sat in front of me. He entered what appeared to be a meditative trance for the next thirty minutes while my food came.

There was a discreet knock at the door and Tamshius got up and answered it.

He handed me a container about a foot square and sat back down.

Inside was a cooked Chilatae. It was a relatively large water reptile that we cultivated on Belvaille because it was easy. They grew in aquariums. I wasn’t sure where it originated from.

I picked it up and started eating.

Without ringing the gong and with mouth open, Tamshius warned me urgently.

“You’re supposed to take it out of its shell first!”

I shook my head.

I chewed as hard as I could and sure enough, I felt a sharp pinch in my front upper. I scraped the area with my finger and got some blood.

I held it up to Tamshius to confirm.

He seemed like he wanted this whole ordeal over so he just nodded.

I wiped it on the contract.

Chilatae was kind of black and savory, so I was wiping saliva, blood, and black gunk from the reptile.

Tamshius covered the contract with a protective sheet. He walked around dousing the candles while half-heartedly chanting.

“Now let me show you my trick,” he said with a grin.

CHAPTER 71

Tamshius had a vault. The biggest, meanest, most secure vault I had ever seen. It took him twenty minutes to open it.

I was expecting some loot or magical talismans but inside it was filled with complicated technical equipment.

“With this, I can record tele communications.”

“No way! You can hack teles?”

“Only messages sent.”

“That’s incredible. How does it work?”

“I did not invent it of course. I understand that messages are like ripples in a pond. If they bounce and return, they can be decoded. But not all messages do that.”

“So you have every tele ever sent?”

“Only this vicinity. And only for a short time period.”

I couldn’t believe this. He was plucking our most sacred transmissions out of the air. People had been trying that for ages. I wonder if that’s what Naked Guy had done when he knew I spoke to the Navy.

“If I send a tele right now to someone, you could record it?”

“It may be possible. It would have to bounce enough times. It can take days or weeks or never.”

No wonder he knew Garm’s plans. He had been listening to her.

“Would you have any transmissions from the Quadrad?”

“Only if the accursed women made any and they were recorded. But as I said, I only store a limited duration.”

“Can you look?”

“I require their names and any other information on them you can provide.”

I realized I didn’t know their names.

I stepped out of the vault to call Garm.

Figures. They had pretty, flowery, girly names. Either their parents didn’t know their little girls would grow into assassins or the Quadrad were ironic jerks.

I gave them to Tamshius and saw he began using the equipment himself. This struck me as incredible that a boss of his stature, not to mention age, was doing grunt technical work. That told me this machine was a secret even to his closest advisors. They must view him as an oracle with all the information he mysteriously knew.

I looked at the screens for a bit, but it was all commands and programs and nonsense.

There was only one seat inside the vault so I rested on the floor.

As hours passed I realized that this was one of the most valuable things on Belvaille. Just think, you could take this machine to Ank, the financial capital of the galaxy, and make infinite money. And here I was sitting on the floor because my knees hurt and I didn’t want to bother learning anything new.

“They sent one message.”

I used the vault door frame to stand and went over.

Only the audio was available.

They said they had the device and were awaiting instructions on how to reprogram the Portal. They were going to drive a tank through so they would be protected. They were on one of the freighters.

It was sent two days ago to an undetermined recipient off-station.

“What should I use to fight the Quadrad?” I asked Delovoa.

“Your hands,” Garm answered.

We were in Delovoa’s basement, working out a plan.

“I’ll never catch them!”

“You’re not supposed to. I’ll be fighting them.”

“What’s the point of me blundering around?” I asked.

“They have to keep moving because if you do catch them, you can break them in half. You’re just a distraction.”

“Delovoa should come too. He could help,” I said.

“They’ll just kill him.”

“No, thanks,” Delovoa said, after hearing that.

“I’ll get a shotgun then,” I said.

“They’ll take it from you and use it on me, or just destroy it. Hank, you’re of no value in this fight other than what I said.”

“I don’t like it. I could throw a grenade,” I offered.

“I don’t know what they are securing the a-drive with, maybe nothing. But you don’t want to go tossing explosives around a disintegrator. If it gets damaged it would be bad,” Delovoa said.

“How bad?”

“Actually, I have no clue. It could be good for all I know. It could make you grow younger and have baby soft skin. But I’m guessing an exploding a-drive core is bad.”

“Besides, I’ll be there,” Garm said. “I don’t want any grenades going off around me.”

“Can you fight both of them?” I asked.

“I’m going to try.”

“Is the core lethal by itself?”

“Eventually, sure,” Delovoa said. “But it killed their partner, so the Quadrad probably know enough not to wear it as a nose ring. Its danger falls off very quickly with distance. At thirty feet away you would not experience any adverse effects.”

I looked at Garm.

“So you want me to go to this fight empty-handed?”

“It may not seem like much but having you clomp around after them will throw off their whole attack and defense routines.”

“Should you and I work out some routines?”

“Yeah. Don’t step on me.”

CHAPTER 72

It was a risk getting to the dock. The Navy arriving and attacking, along with the citizens rioting, had made the corporation start protecting their turf.

Garm scouted blocks ahead and I followed behind. I also carried all her equipment. I felt very secondary in this mission.

“Are they going to fire missiles at us if we leave in a shuttle? They blew up a battleship.”

“No,” Garm said. “The weapons they used on the Portals and Navy ships are too big to hit us. Besides, there are shuttles and repair craft all over Belvaille. We won’t look out of the ordinary.”

Garm knew the basics about shuttle flight. Particularly automatic pilot. I was already feeling emasculated on this trip so I had resolved not to throw up in the shuttle.

I managed to last a few minutes but seeing the spinning freighter and Belvaille and everything else, I lost my lunch. Why did they even put windows in spaceships? It was such a lousy design.

“Gah!” Garm said. “Clean that up.”

It didn’t take us long to dock at the freighter. It seemed pretty huge, but I wasn’t out in space often and everything seemed pretty huge.

Garm got all her equipment ready.

I finished vacuuming up my sick.

“Are you ready?” she asked me.

“To walk after them? I think so.”

When we disembarked our shuttle, we were back under artificial gravity as we entered the freighter’s decontamination chamber.

“This is a big ship. How are we going to find them?” I asked.

The door opened and the pale sisters stood in front of us waiting, with weapons out.

If the sisters had been expecting wussy corporate soldiers, the Navy, or us, I couldn’t tell. They immediately attacked and all I saw was flashes of hair and skin.

I sighed and stuck my arms out straight in front of me.

“Rar!” I yelled halfheartedly.

Our fight took place in a hallway to the bridge of the ship. It was only about ten feet wide, but plenty long. It was almost impossible to tell what was going on. I merely walked in circles clenching and unclenching my fingers in the ridiculous attempt to catch hold of something.

I couldn’t even anticipate where they were going.

Everyone was a lot more vocal than they were the first time they fought in my apartment. Lots of grunts and screams and snarls. It seemed clear to all involved that the loser was going to die.

After some time, there were discarded and broken weapons all over the ground. I assumed Garm brought most of them.

I walked forward and a pale sister smacked into the wall right in front of me. I tried to grab her, her eyes went wide, and she cartwheeled away.

Hey, maybe I was helping a bit.

Everyone was slowing down. They were cut and bruised and pummeled. The possibility of me catching one was real. Well, as opposed to impossible.

“Hank, stay in the middle,” Garm said.

Alright.

I got in the middle of the fight as best I could and when it moved, I followed.

It gave me a chance to rest up. Not that I was flipping off walls or anything, but even moving my head to try and keep up with these damn women was tiring.

“Hank!” Garm yelled.

“Yeah?”

I heard Garm grunt and a pale sister flew at me and hit me square in the stomach and fell to her knees. I think she must have been thrown or kicked as she didn’t land gracefully at all.

It was all I could do to reach down and grab her by the shoulders before she could get away.

I hauled her to her feet and then past, lifting her into the air. Her hair was probably the heaviest thing on her.

“Kill her!” Garm yelled.

Kill her? I wasn’t sure how I felt about that. A foot or fist or something hit me in the face, but it did nothing. It’s not that I’m a very moral person. And these are hardly defenseless women. And they weren’t my employers anymore since that job was done.

“Hank!” Garm yelled.

Was it a pretty bias? Was I having difficulty because they were so attractive? If they were ugly pale sisters would I just bear hug her to death? Was I that shallow?

I turned the pale sister around so she faced me. She was awful pretty.

She hissed and stuck her metal-coated thumbnails into my eyeballs.

“Ack!”

It wasn’t going to kill me, but it wasn’t pleasant. More to the point, it reminded me who I was dealing with.

I had her by the shoulders and squeezed. I felt both her collarbones snap under my fingers. I squeezed more until she went limp with pain. I dropped her to the ground.

I heard a blood-curdling scream and the remaining pale sister launched an attack at me.

“Hank, look out!” Garm yelled, worried.

Fists, kicks, elbows, palms hit me in a blur. All I could think was: this was bad. I’ve got one of the best assassins in the galaxy beating on me and if I closed my eyes I wouldn’t have noticed. I couldn’t feel a thing. It couldn’t be healthy that my skin was so thick. She had lost her weapons so she was no threat to me at all.

I just stood there taking it. I felt warmness in my nose and realized she must have jammed her finger up there.

I hummed to myself as she continued to work me over. She was so mad about what I did to her sister, she let Garm blindside her. I didn’t see exactly what Garm did because it was too swift, but I heard a crack and the pale sister screamed in agony and crumpled to the ground clutching her leg.

There was a gang legend that taking certain drugs could make you unstoppable. And that even a bullet to the heart wouldn’t down you. But we’re just machines. You break the machine and it doesn’t matter how angry you are, how crazy you are, or what drugs you got in your system. If your leg was broken, it’s broken.

Garm delivered a dozen more blows to the prostrate woman.

“Whoa,” I said.

Garm was bleeding and exhausted. She went over to the pale sister I had injured, picking up a shattered blade on the way.

The pale sister looked defiant as the blade was pressed against her throat.

CHAPTER 73

Tanks!

There were an awful lot of tanks inside the freighter’s hold. Hundreds of them. They were stacked on top of each other, bumper to bumper—assuming tanks had bumpers.

There was an immense parking system that kept them all apart, made possible by the fact that the artificial gravity was lessened in the hold. Even I could jump around like a caffeinated puppy.

“Where is the disintegrator?” Garm asked the pale sister.

I was carrying the woman so she didn’t try and run. Her shoulders might be hurt, but her legs weren’t.

The woman flashed some info to Garm in their Quadrad dialogue.

“They were going to drive a tank through the Portal, so one of the closer ones, I would guess.”

“How did you know they were going to do that?” Garm asked suspiciously.

I shrugged. I wasn’t able to give away Tamshius’s secret after all the gonging and candles.

We found the Portal in the hold. It was relatively small compared to the one on Belvaille. They were only bringing tanks through here, not Therezians. The sister indicated which tank to check.

I couldn’t fit inside so I let Garm do it while I played in low gravity, jumping around while holding on to a scowling Quadrad.

“Weeee.”

After some time, Garm came out with a metal box.

“Is this it?” she asked me. “It’s warm.”

The box was not the a-drive, but it might be inside. I traded with Garm. She guarded the sister and I moved away with the box, which I opened.

“That’s it,” I said. I couldn’t feel it was warm. I could be wearing a-drive curlers in my hair and not know it. But I recognized the device.

“Who brought through all these tanks, you think? The Gandrine?” Garm asked.

“Not sure. I’m more interested in where they’re going.”

“Where are they going?” Garm asked the sister, who didn’t answer.

I closed up the box and we headed out. We went to the deck of the ship and brought the two pale sisters. Garm tied them down.

After about forty-five minutes of Garm negotiating with the Quadrad, she turned to me.

“Okay, untie them.”

“What? Why?”

“I have a new agreement.”

I looked at the women, who were battered and appeared exceedingly angry.

“You sure?”

“Yes. Now let’s go. We have to return to Belvaille.”

It was a hell of an awkward trip back, sandwiched between two pale sisters.

CHAPTER 74

“I figured it out,” Delovoa said.

“About time.”

Since we had recovered the device, the Navy had conducted another raid on the corporation and a raid on the Portal.

There wasn’t much Navy left.

However, there were over a hundred Therezians walking around all of western Belvaille. I had to move apartments again, because I was afraid a giant was going to sit on my building while I was sleeping.

Seriously. I had passed one apartment complex and couldn’t figure out why the roof had two depressions in it until I realized those were left from butt cheeks.

“So tell me how I can use it.” I said.

Delovoa, still in his protective gear, beamed instructions to my tele.

“This is twenty-five pages long! I can’t just point and shoot it?”

“Does it look like a gun? It’s not even lab-safe. This was the very first prototype to confirm the theory.”

I skimmed through the instructions.

“Don’t skim them, either,” Delovoa said. “If you want to use it, and don’t want to lose your arm, you have to do everything there in the order listed.”

I had been hoping I could go in, take a shot at Naked Guy, leave, and do the same to the Gandrine. But this was like a whole process. I suspected he would notice me trying to disintegrate him over four hours.

“So you’re sure this will work?” I asked.

“No, I’m not sure. I didn’t test it and I didn’t invent it.”

“Why didn’t you test it?”

“Because it’s an a-drive core, twisted so that it actually destroys matter. I want to be in a different solar system when that goes off.”

“Can you get me all this stuff?” I asked, indicating the parts list for the experiment.

“Yeah. But what are you going to use it on?”

“I have an idea.”

I was carrying my autocannon, newly-refurbished, the General’s plasma pistol, and a backpack full of equipment which included the disintegrator.

I was extremely well-armed.

I was also wearing a diaper on my head.

There was no telling if the diaper would get me past the corporate security forces. I had my autocannon ready in case it didn’t.

Approaching the first checkpoint, I spotted an APC along with a pillbox full of soldiers.

It was like I was invisible to them.

I made it to the warehouse where I had last seen Naked Guy. He was not there. It had been a simplistic hope that he would be. I began wandering around the corporation territory. But it was highly improbable I would find him randomly.

After a full day, I gave up and went to visit Garm in the hospital, who was still recovering from sparring with the pale sisters. It was nice for a change to be on this end of things.

“Did you find your naked man?” she asked.

She looked a lot worse now than when we were at the freighter. The bruises had started to bruise. I mean, she looked really bad. She had like three fractures, numerous sprains, and some internal injuries. Those sisters had worked her over good. I felt sorry for her.

“No, I have no idea where he is.”

“He’s probably hiding.”

“I don’t think he’s hiding. I don’t think he cares in the slightest.”

“You have to find him. Delovoa said we’ve had ten more Therezians come through in the last day alone.”

“I’ll do it, you get better. Is there anything you want?”

I tried to pat her shoulder.

“Ow,” she complained. “No. Where is the a-drive by the way?”

“My backpack,” I said, motioning to it.

“You brought a device leaking radiation and antiprotons into a hospital?”

I had wrapped it in tin foil, a sock, and put it in a plastic box that had once contained a nice bottle of wine, but I guess I should have dropped it off at my apartment first. The container the sisters had it in had fallen apart, apparently destroyed by the a-drive.

“I’ll come back tomorrow,” I said quickly. “If I’m not dead.”

I headed to the east part of the city.

I moved past tanks and soldiers into the section that housed the giant telescopes the Navy had once used. My hope was that if he was really doing something galactic, he would need to use the telescopes to put his plan together. He had forced all the Intelligence folks out for a reason, and it wasn’t because they were military, they were just technicians who operated the machinery.

One by one I searched the buildings.

There were scores of structures associated with the telescopes. Since everyone was gone, the buildings were dark.

But I came to one that had lights on. I wasn’t sure if it was simply because they had been forced to leave so quickly or maybe looters had been there.

As I walked through the halls, I could hear the light tapping of fingers on controls.

“Hi,” I said to the Naked Guy.

He didn’t answer, and seemed engrossed in his work.

“Whatcha’ doing?” I asked conversationally, still carrying my autocannon and other assorted weaponry.

“I believe we have already concluded that there is nothing more to be said between us.”

Half a dozen soldiers made their presence known. I noticed they were armed with…large weapons. I didn’t know the types because they were military in nature.

“I can kill you,” I said.

Naked Guy looked up, casually.

I put down my autocannon and took off my backpack.

“I’ve got a disintegrator from the Navy. Stolen from the Navy. It’s based on a-drive technology. It can kill you.”

“Do you think that frightens me?” he asked.

“No. I’m asking if you want me to try.”

There was a long pause and I was waiting for rockets and shells to hit me. Finally Naked Guy stood up.

“You may try,” he said.

I opened the backpack and poured out the considerable contents.

“Right. You need to put this metallic cream all over your body.”

I handed him two large tubes of paste.

I began setting up the tripod and looking at the instructions.

“Actually, there’s too much electrical interference in this room. Is there like a conference room or something? I need fifteen feet.”

I followed Naked Guy wordlessly down the hall, clutching my supplies.

The soldiers trailed us.

In the conference room I took the chairs out and put the tables against the wall as Naked Guy put conducting cream on himself.

“Bottoms of your feet and scalp too,” I said. “I’m not sure about your beard and hair, but better to be safe.”

I went back to setting things up. It was horrendously complicated.

I had to wake up Delovoa and get assistance from him via tele.

“It should go in his mouth,” he said.

I had a metal ball with lots of wires attached.

Naked Guy took it and put it in his mouth without a word. He held two other cables in his hands and I connected four more to his body with clamps.

I had to do all kinds of calculations based on the angle of the device, the humidity, temperature, distance to target.

“It’s not working,” I said nervously to Delovoa, as Naked Guy stood there with his black eyes, waiting to be disintegrated.

“Is there a lapse code?”

“Where do I find that?”

“On the console.”

I squinted at the tiny screen.

“438296724.”

“Give me a minute to calculate what that means.”

“Do you have instructions you didn’t give me?” I asked.

“You wanted it simple.”

I covered up my tele a moment and spoke pleasantly to Naked Guy.

“You’re being really patient. Hopefully we’ll have this done in a bit. New technology. You know how it is. Heh.”

I whispered to Delovoa.

“This is a tense situation. Hurry up.”

“Why don’t you try repowering the device?”

“How do I even know if it’s powered on?”

“Is it warm or hot?”

“I can’t tell. You know how my skin is.”

“Put your tele near it.”

I put my tele near the device and the screen suddenly warped and cut off.

“Ahh!”

I backed away and tried to restore my tele.

“Hello? Delovoa?”

I went back to the device, smiled at Naked Guy, tried desperately to remember any of the instructions which were recorded on my nonfunctioning tele.

Delovoa had created a flimsy control panel with a tiny screen and a dozen buttons, none of which were labeled. I pressed buttons erratically, checking my tele now and then.

The chances of me getting out of here alive were growing very small.

As I was standing away from the device, tapping my tele against the wall, I saw a bright light from behind me.

I turned around and immediately fell on my face.

“What?” I asked. I had been pulled forward. All the soldiers in the room were in a pile in the center of the floor, trying to untangle themselves.

I looked up and Naked Guy was the only one of us still on his feet. The cables that had been attached to him had completely disappeared. The white cream that had been on his body was gone.

He held his hand in front of his face.

“What a cruel, cruel joke,” he said with the only bit of emotion I had ever heard him utter.

His hand looked like it was smoking. Then I saw it on his torso. Was he on fire? Or smoldering?

As I watched, he began to dissolve. Like a cube of colored sugar dropped into water.

In mere moments he was completely gone!

“It worked,” I said mostly to myself.

But the soldiers heard it too. And with Naked Guy gone, they no longer seemed to care I was wearing a diaper.

CHAPTER 75

I didn’t hesitate and started crawling as fast as I could to the door.

This was not very fast.

I looked back to see the soldiers had recovered their weapons and were aiming at me. I had just enough time to cover my head.

There were two loud explosions that lifted me into the air and flung me against the doorframe. I landed on the floor outside of the room. I kept crawling, looking for something sturdy enough to help me stand up.

I put my weight on an office chair and it bent and broke. I then grabbed hold of a large computer bay and hauled myself up using that.

Turning around, I expected to see the soldiers rushing out, but there was nothing but smoke wafting from the conference room.

I hurried over to where I had dropped my autocannon and strapped it on. I loaded a canister round and inched back to where the disintegrator was. I couldn’t just leave it here.

Peeking around the corner I saw the room was destroyed. The soldiers had killed themselves firing their weapons in the close quarters. Half a brain.

I hurriedly looked for the a-drive, but couldn’t find it. All the chairs and tables had been obliterated. You would need an archeologist to discover anything in here.

While I believed I should be safe alone in the building, I didn’t feel it.

I wanted to get out of here. I just disintegrated my first multi-billion year old Naked Guy. I felt that was a significant enough accomplishment for the day.

I made note of what building it occurred in. I could tell the Navy to come and search for the disintegrator and I could collect my million credits.

I left the facility and almost got my head taken off.

A tank fired a shell that hit a structure down the street, but I was sure I heard it zip past.

In the street there were two “corporations” facing each other, fighting.

“What?” I said to no one.

Hadn’t this charade been put to rest?

Soldiers were dying on both sides as I stood there watching. But every once in a while, one of them would clearly aim at me, fire, and then go back to shooting the other corporation.

This was what they had been doing when they got everyone to flee the station.

Did killing Naked Guy somehow reset their patterns?

They clearly weren’t aiming well. Normally folks wouldn’t have noticed this stuff because they would be busy running for their lives. But I could stand here and watch them relatively safely. They were either the worst shots in the galaxy or they were not trying to kill one another.

And since I knew they were all the same group, clearly it was the latter.

I moved through the street fight so I could get to safety. I was shot a few more times. Once at point blank range by a guy who had, a moment before, been crouching and firing ninety degrees in another direction.

They weren’t even subtle about it.

“Did it work?” Delovoa asked. He was wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and had some kind of gel smeared on his face.

“What… race are you, Delovoa? I don’t think I’ve ever asked.”

“I’m Colmarian. I’m a mutant like you.”

I went in his house to see he had a meal prepared and was eating breakfast. I sat down and helped myself. My stomach was demanding food.

“Well?” he asked.

“Yeah, took a while, but I guess he’s disintegrated.”

“What did it look like? How did it happen? Where is the device?”

“I left it there. I couldn’t find it.”

“What? Do you know how valuable it’s worth?”

“A million credits.”

“More than that. Just an a-drive core alone costs hundreds of millions.”

“Really?”

“I don’t know. I’ve never bought one.”

I frowned at him, but kept eating.

“The corporations are attacking each other again,” I said, after satisfying my hunger.

“I wonder why.”

“I think killing the guy might have broken them.”

“Maybe. In any case, with him gone the next step is to take out the Portal. There are really a lot of Therezians now. I think they are accelerating their transfers,” Delovoa said.

“Or they’ve gotten better at it. How are we going to take out a Portal?”

“That,” Delovoa said, pointing to my autocannon. “Load an HE shell and shoot it.”

“I thought you said not to use those.”

“Not in a close fight. But you can shoot it at a Portal.”

“How am I going to get past all the Therezians? Even if they aren’t actively guarding the Portal, they’ll step on me by accident.”

“I talked to Garm about it and she has a solution.”

CHAPTER 76

Looking down was not something I recommended.

I was climbing the latticework with most of the remaining Navy forces, to a location above the Portal. An elevator had gotten us up here, but we had to walk the rest of the way along the roof of the city.

We were currently thousands of feet above Belvaille, amongst the lights, ventilation, and other noisy life support systems. The only means of travel was a little one-foot wide metal footpath with a railing to the side.

Each of us was equipped with parachutes and our plan was to jump down from above so as to avoid the attention of the Therezians. The General was not with us as he had taken a handful of his troops to secure the disintegrator.

Looking up was also not something I would recommend because you saw space. Space was actually fairly bright without any lights or atmosphere in the way. You couldn’t read by it, but it was enough to be impressive and a bit dizzying.

I had my autocannon with me and the General had let me continue borrowing his Ontakian pistol. I had my doubts about whether I was going to get my million credits for the disintegrator, so it was good to keep the pistol as a bargaining chip.

One of the soldiers came back to talk to me. Most of them were already well out of sight.

“Hey,” the soldier said.

“Yeah?”

“We’re going to go ahead and jump when we reach the point.”

“I thought we were supposed to go together.”

“You’re too slow. It’s going to take you all day to get there at this rate and we just confirmed we need to put the Portal out of commission as soon as possible.”

My tele still didn’t work so they must have talked to the General themselves.

“Well, do I turn around?”

“No, you’ll be the second wave in case we fail.” He left to rejoin his team.

“Okay. Good luck,” I said to his back.

I guess I could understand that. Those young guys sure were nimble up here.

I walked alone in the dark, being certain to keep my gun and parachute from getting tangled on anything. On the ground, I wasn’t especially concerned if I ran into things, I usually knocked them over or they broke. But if I tripped and fell off this latticework or into one of these huge machines, I was dead.

After what I guessed to be some hours, I was regretting the Navy going alone. I had no idea what was happening. They were probably fighting right now and I still had hours to go to reach the jump point.

I didn’t have anything to take my mind off what I was doing either, and this was kind of a scary place. A few times I had gotten my autocannon stuck in the railing, almost tripped, and become frozen with fear. I didn’t consider myself afraid of heights per se, but I was never in high places.

When I looked down and saw the city, there was a realization that all of that could kill me. It wasn’t a phobia, being afraid, it was healthy self-preservation.

Sometime later I noticed a blue beacon ahead on the latticework and saw it was where the Navy had cut through the mesh supports so they would have an unobstructed jump.

The cords of their parachutes were tied to the railing. I assume they didn’t all jump at the same time, so presumably it worked or the others wouldn’t have gone afterwards.

I tried to look down and see what was going on, but couldn’t make out much because of the distance and the lights. Even though they were facing down they were still extremely bright. They were simulating planetary daylight after all. I could see the Portal pylons. This spot seemed to be some blocks from them.

I could also make out Therezians too, lots of them, but they were in the distance. Presumably they moved away from the Portal after they came in so they didn’t crush any of the equipment.

I prepared for the jump. I shifted my autocannon to my lower back under the parachute. Made sure my clothes were tight and secure. I connected my rip cord to the railing.

That was a long way down, actually.

I squinted for another five minutes or so trying to figure out if the Portal was still working and it was necessary for me to jump.

Off the latticework.

At the very edge of space.

But there wasn’t anything for it. I walked all this way and I had no clear signs the Portal was destroyed. There were no soldiers dancing for joy in the middle of the street that I could see.

I took a deep breath and jumped.

The ground immediately started rushing towards me. I looked up to see my parachute had deployed successfully. But the street was still coming awfully fast. Soon I realized that these parachutes weren’t designed for someone of my weight.

There’s a primal fear that comes over you when you understand you’re about to hit the ground at an absurd speed. I flailed my arms and legs helplessly as if I could escape from my fall.

“Ahhh!”

I hit the ground feet-first like a brick and then landed on my side. I was sure I broke both my feet and at least dislocated my shoulder.

My first thought was, “What should I eat for dinner?”

I disconnected my parachute. Using my right arm, I unbuckled my autocannon and put it on the ground in front of me. I used that to stand. My feet hurt a lot but they weren’t broken. At least not badly.

My left shoulder was definitely not happy, however.

I took turns yanking on my autocannon to try and pop it back into place. I then hit it with my right arm and pulled on it, but that did nothing. I swung it in circles.

“Ow!”

I stopped doing that. I could live with it for a while.

I put my autocannon on, moving one strap from my left shoulder to my right, and gingerly began walking forwards on aching feet.

I travelled a block when I started seeing them. Dead soldiers were all across the street. Most of them, I noticed, were against the walls of buildings. They were not killed by gunfire. They were mangled and mashed.

I moved another block and it connected with a side street. There, walking even slower than me, were two blood-soaked Gandrine.

They were coming towards me.

Gradually.

How did they ever kill those fast soldiers?

I could autocannon them or plasma pistol them. Or I could talk.

“Hi,” I began cheerfully. “Um, you may not know, but the…guy with no clothes. Old Colmarian guy with the beard and hair. Who ran the corporations. He’s dead. He was disintegrated.”

It became clear the Gandrine were not moving towards me, they were heading back to the Portal. They scraped along the road past me, oblivious.

“So whatever deal you might have had with him, it’s over. He’s gone.”

They kept going, uninterested.

“Hey! The Naked Guy had planned to start a galactic civil war! Billions of people could die. Whole planetary populations. The Therezians are just one weapon in that war. Can you hear me? You bringing more here might cause untold deaths.”

The Gandrine stopped.

Very slowly they turned in unison to face me.

“So what!” One yelled.

They turned back towards the Portal and continued walking.

I had been ready for a lot of responses, but that was not one of them.

CHAPTER 77

I hadn’t thought the Gandrine were uncaring, just uninterested. But maybe they couldn’t feel empathy for the Colmarian Confederation. It wasn’t their empire after all.

But why would they keep bringing in Therezians unless they were also part of the final attack? Or they didn’t understand. Or they were homicidal psychopaths.

The Gandrine had reached the Portal control area and they appeared to be working on it.

I loaded an HE round. I disconnected my autocannon and put it on the ground. From there, I aimed it at the controls some two blocks away. I was worried I would miss if I tried to fire while standing.

I got down on my knees behind the gun, leaned over and put my weight on it.

I turned away, closed my eyes, and pulled the trigger.

Kachooom!

I got flipped up in the air like a bottle cap. I landed on my bad shoulder.

There was an explosion down the street and the control panel was clearly demolished and burning in several places. Numerous other explosions erupted and I saw the nearest Portal pylon tilt dangerously.

It kept coming in my general direction and I crawled to my autocannon, which had spun away about ten feet. I used it to stand up and right as I turned around, the pylon came crashing down not thirty feet behind me.

It’s amazing how metal can become almost liquid when under enough stress. This pylon, which was probably five feet in diameter and taller than a tall Therezian, melted into the street. Pieces scuttled past my feet as it came apart.

From the smoke and dust of the wreckage, I saw some darker shadows.

Gandrine.

I tested taking a few steps backwards. My feet still hurt a lot. This was going to be a really close race if they “chased” me.

However, I was concerned about what part they might still play in this. Did they know of Naked Guy’s plans? Were they active participants? They certainly didn’t seem to care much about the fate of my empire.

I loaded an armor piercing round. I hadn’t had a chance to strap on my autocannon, and I wasn’t sure I wanted to.

Holding it up so I could try and aim, I balanced it with my bad arm and held it against my chest. I had to spread my legs far apart and lean backwards. The barrel was wobbling dangerously as I couldn’t keep it steady, but when it passed over the figure of the Gandrine on the right, I pulled the trigger.

“Eat suck, suckface!”

Kachooom!

I was slammed to the ground on my back. The wind knocked out of me. And now I felt like I had dislocated my other arm.

I had never had the wind knocked out of me before. I knew that’s what it was, but part of my brain wondered if I had collapsed lungs or something even more serious. What seemed like five seconds later, I heard a loud banging behind me. It took me a minute to figure it was my autocannon returning from its skyward arc.

Using the heels of my feet, I tried to turn myself around so I could see what happened.

The two Gandrine stood there, but the one on the right had clearly been hit. I could see a large depression on its chest. Like…someone had shot an armor piercing autocannon round into rock.

The shale Gandrine began to chip. And then its whole left side collapsed onto the street. It still stood there, but nearly half of it was removed.

The other Gandrine took a step towards me. Then another. Then another. Then another. It didn’t take me long to notice it was moving at non-Gandrine speeds and was accelerating.

I was still winded and prone on my back, with two bum arms and two bum feet.

I tried to scootch away.

The Gandrine was stomping faster and faster. It wasn’t exactly running, because at no point were both of its legs in the air, but it was power walking straight at me.

I covered my face and covered my privates.

I felt the Gandrine step on me, worsening my winded condition and cracking more than one rib. As it ran over, it flipped me up and onto my stomach, breaking my nose. That was one heavy slab of rock!

I was extremely tired. I wanted to sleep. No, that was me passing out. If I did that, I was going to end up crushed against the walls like the soldiers.

The Gandrine was slowly turning around after overshooting my prone form by forty feet. It took him that long to slow down.

“I have time,” I thought.

But time for what? I couldn’t even stand up when I wasn’t crippled.

The Gandrine came charging at me again. I covered my head with my left arm just as he stepped on my neck. If I hadn’t protected myself I felt he would have broken my skull. My arm felt even worse.

Force equals mass times acceleration.

This guy was way more massive than I was and moving fairly quickly. So that’s how Gandrine fight. They run into things and those things die.

The Gandrine was turning around again.

Despite the pain, I rose to my arms and drew up my legs. I forcibly bent my knees even though it felt like I was tearing my skin. As the Gandrine was about to lay into me I curled up into a tight fetal position on the ground.

It kicked me like a ball and I rolled a good twenty feet. But I forced it to stumble. Force equals mass times acceleration also applied to it hitting the ground face first.

I felt the road quiver as it slid through the tacky surface like water.

I had to hope it got to its feet at least as slowly as I did.

My arm really hurt. My whole body did. But I reached for the General’s Ontakian plasma pistol.

I powered on the weapon and the red glow burst from the crystal and the deep rumble made my body ache even more.

I fired.

A red laser-like beam touched the Gandrine and faded. No effect.

The Gandrine was beginning to stand.

Was the plasma pistol fake? Had the General given it to me knowing it did nothing? I pressed the trigger again and noticed it stayed on longer because I had held the trigger longer. My old Ontakian pistol had merely fired a blob of energy that shot through buildings.

The Gandrine had lifted its lower body.

I fired again, this time not releasing the trigger.

The red beam kept a spot on the Gandrine that jiggled around as my hand moved, and as I labored to breathe. But still there was no effect.

As I held the trigger, the beam grew brighter. The rumbling from the crystal grew louder.

The Gandrine was standing now and all I was doing was shining a little light on it.

I kept holding the trigger because I had nothing more I could do. The light was getting intense. I had to squint. I could feel heat on my face from the beam. My hand hurt from the vibration.

The Gandrine charged me again.

The noise of the Ontakian pistol became unbearable and the light was so bright I had to shut my eyes and turn away.

I was waiting to get stepped on, but nothing happened.

Suddenly, the vibration, the light, the heat, all cut out.

Well that was a stupid way for me to die.

I wasn’t dead, because I sneezed. My arm hair had been roasted-off.

It took a long time for my vision to clear. I had a purple splotch seared into my retinas. I hoped it wasn’t permanent. I blinked it away and saw the Gandrine was about ten feet from me.

Half of it was, anyway. Its upper half had been vaporized.

Okay. Now I can pass out.

CHAPTER 78

I was awoken by my stomach. Old reliable.

Surveying the damage, my body had managed to snap itself back into place at least partially, and I had avoided getting stuck between the toes of any Therezians.

All in all, things looked up.

But looking up, I saw lots of Therezians grazing around.

Getting our platoon of soldiers past them had been a major issue, which was why we had taken the latticework, but now I just had to sneak by alone.

I crawled over to the half-corpse of the Gandrine and used its rocky body to pull myself up.

My arms were sore, but a lot better. I walked on the sides of my feet because that hurt less. My ribs were clearly broken and my breathing anguished.

I walked over to one of the spent parachutes in the middle of the road. Turning the fabric inside-out, I felt it was a pretty close match to the universal gray-silver color of Belvaille’s buildings and sidewalks.

I tore the parachute with my hands. It was sturdy stuff, I had to rip it with my teeth to get it going.

I put the shroud over me and stood next to buildings as I inched along the sidewalks. Most of the Therezians seemed to be about fifty feet tall and almost never looked down. From that height, I hoped I would be camouflaged. But knowing my luck they all had telescopic vision and could smell broken bones.

When a Therezian got too close I stopped moving.

I was almost stepped on several times but I think that was due to them not looking, or caring, where they walked. I may have stopped a galactic civil war, but sooner rather than later, this whole city was going to get trampled. As strong as Belvaille’s buildings were, maybe a quarter of them in this area were twisted scraps of metal due to some Therezian brushing past.

It was with great relief when I finally reached a train station the Therezians hadn’t inadvertently destroyed and I could get the hell out of there by means other than tiptoeing.

I checked myself directly into the hospital.

They told me Garm had left earlier that day. Which sucked, I was hoping for a bunkmate for once.

“You have a sunburn,” Garm said.

Delovoa, Garm, and the General were all visiting me as I recovered.

“I do? Oh, probably from the plasma pistol.”

“The Portal is neutralized?” the General asked.

“And the Gandrine,” I confirmed.

“Still have the clones,” Delovoa reminded. “They’re back to shooting each other and blowing up bars.”

“Did you get the device?” I asked the General.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he sneered.

I wasn’t sure if he was trying to get out of paying me or didn’t want to talk about it in front of Delovoa and Garm—even though they both knew all about it. I didn’t care, frankly.

“So how do we get rid of the soldiers and Therezians?” I asked.

“You have already requested aid from the Colmarian Confederation. We have sent emergency communications but it will take some time to gather a response team,” the General said.

“Are we supposed to let them destroy our infrastructure until then?” Garm demanded.

“What can we do about it?” I asked her.

She seemed mad that I was “siding” with the General.

“What about the freighters, those are probably all filled with weapons of some sort,” Delovoa said.

“You avoided paying importation fees on them. They will be reclaimed,” the General declared.

“Just a minute,” Garm shouted, “you know as well as I do that those contents are worth billions of credits. It wasn’t our oversight they got here, it was yours. I think we should be reimbursed for their value.”

The General was incensed that the traitor, former Adjunct Overwatch, dared to address him directly.

“How about we work something out?” I suggested. “Like determine fair market value and we offer a…half-off discount?”

“Thirty percent,” Garm countered.

“Ninety,” the General said.

“We need to move everyone,” Delovoa said. “We don’t have the means of fighting Therezians and corporations. We have to get out of their way until the Navy gets here.”

The General and Garm were still haggling over rates.

I was getting hungry and tired listening to these people.

“Mrah mrah. I need to get some sleep. Can I get feeding tubes hooked up?”

Everyone looked at me, seeming to remember I was a great hero. Or at least here.

“We’ll come back later. And I’ll post guards outside,” Garm said. “You did good.”

“I know,” I said. “You still look terrible.”

“Not everyone heals as fast as you, fatty.”

She gave me a light slap on the cheek which I heard but didn’t feel. She also leaned over and kissed my broken nose, which I also didn’t feel.

But I smelled her.

I drifted to sleep with her fragrance of orchids and pain.

CHAPTER 79

Aaooooggaaa!

I almost fell out of my bed. What a terrible alarm clock. As my mind chased away my slumber I realized:

“I know that sound.”

That was the city-wide catastrophic warning system.

Belvaille was a space station. Other than the surface of a star or a black hole there was no more inhospitable place to put a city than deep space. Every second of every day the environment was trying to kill us.

There were a dozen or more absolutely vital systems whose failure meant instant death for every occupant of the entire city.

So every five years, no matter what gang fights were going on, or what drama was cooking, we all took a temporary break and did a few days of emergency tests. And everyone, without exception, took part.

Space stations failed. They were not a perfect science. And while the number of people who died every year from common sickness in the Colmarian Confederation greatly dwarfed the death toll from space station disasters, that wasn’t reassuring if you lived on one.

Moreover, Belvaille was at the very edge of the Colmarian Confederation. Even with working Portals it took rescue ships weeks at the earliest to receive word and respond—when your lifespan was measured in seconds in case of an accident.

Aaooooggaaa!

They had not bothered to put me in hospital clothes so I carefully turned myself on the bed. I didn’t want to fall flat on the floor and not be able to get up. I put my legs over and pushed myself off, landing well enough that I could stand.

I hustled to the hospital exit and saw the city in a panic. This wasn’t a test.

There were 150 shelters across the city. Places you were supposed to take refuge in case of one of these events. They housed emergency supplies and power and air.

On the street I saw hundreds of citizens running in terror, screaming.

I knew the closest shelter was City Hall, but you had to navigate stairs to get to it and I was too slow on them. Also, everyone would try and go there and it might not hold them.

I decided to head slightly northwest.

Aaooooggaaa!

I ran down the street and people flew past me like I was standing still.

“Run, Hank!” Someone shouted.

“The latticework is shutting down!” Another yelled.

Huff huff huff.

“Run! Get to the shelter!” Another said.

The streets were thinning. Old people, women carrying their children, and me, were the last bit left.

“Hank, run!” Someone said, as they shot by.

“Shut up!” I replied, getting tired of people thinking I wasn’t actually running. Like I was too cool to panic or something.

Aaooooggaaa!

It was just me on the street now. I looked up and the lights were fading on the latticework.

With no one around, the only sounds were my feet tromping along in between sirens. I found it actually helped if I didn’t pump my arms. I couldn’t swing them fast enough or in rhythm to my feet and they just threw me off balance.

My lungs were burning and my legs were burning and my feet hurt. I still had quite a ways to go. Why hadn’t I gone to City Hall? I could have rolled down the stairs.

The lights were almost completely out now.

I took a step and flew like five feet in the air! I windmilled my arms and landed, thankfully, on my knees.

The artificial gravity was failing.

I got up and kept going.

Life can kind of suck sometimes. Especially when you’re getting older and your universe was changing and your place in it was getting less and less valuable and Therezians and soldiers had taken over your home.

But by damn, I wanted to live!

Aaooooahhhh.

The siren died with croak. Even it was failing.

I had just a few blocks to go.

I passed a cross street and spotted two Therezians standing practically back-to-back looking up at the latticework.

They noticed they were about to die. They didn’t seem to care.

I saw the shelter.

The door was still open. It was about ten feet wide to accommodate a doomed city. People were at the entrance calling to me and waving.

“Come on!”

“Hurry!”

I saw the door was sliding shut.

If that door closes, I’m dead. But if it closes and I get caught in it, everyone inside will die as well as me. There was no such thing as partial shelter on a space station.

It was going to be close. The people had moved away from the door and they were no longer urging me onward.

If I was selfless and the champion I wanted to be, I would stop now. I would trade my life for theirs.

But screw that noise.

The door was nearly shut and I did the most improbable, useless thing I could do.

I jumped towards it.

I don’t know if gravity cut out then or I suddenly learned how to jump, but I sailed through the air. My head passed the door and I realized, “I’m not going to make it.”

A pessimist to the end.

I slammed into four people who had been waiting on the other side and the door closed behind me. I had safely made it inside.

I heard them gurgle and groan underneath me.

“Get off!” They complained.

“I can’t,” I said, back in artificial gravity.

It took everyone in the shelter to pull me off the poor people I crushed. They were not happy, but their injuries weren’t life-threatening.

The lighting was dim in here. Designed to last weeks. You couldn’t even see the floor.

Everyone was silent. Not even crying. It was like we held our breaths, either waiting for what would happen next, or afraid to use our precious oxygen.

We took stock of our supplies. Everything seemed to be there.

I had guessed right in that this shelter was well under capacity. There were less than two hundred people here. But I ate a lot.

People who had taken the training more seriously knew all the steps. They contacted the other shelters, confirmed statuses, conditions, and emergency messages were sent. While messages had already been sent to the Colmarian Navy, these were going to rescue services within the state of Ginland itself and they would be a lot faster responding.

Hopefully.

Some of the technicians in other shelters said we were completely losing power on the station. The reason was unknown.

As we settled in for the long haul and the adrenaline was wearing off, I felt a familiar sensation.

A tremendous force pulled on me almost like a hand had grabbed hold of my stomach and was trying to yank it out of my mouth. I fell to my knees and nearly fainted.

Drooling on the ground, I slowly rose to a sitting position.

People began screaming.

“What was that?” a person asked.

“Someone give me your tele!” I yelled.

No one answered, so I simply grabbed the guy next to me and squeezed.

“Give me your tele!”

He gave it.

I called Delovoa and Garm. Please be alive. Please be there.

Delovoa answered.

“Hello, this is Delovoa.”

“Hey, it’s me,” I said.

Garm answered once she saw Delovoa was on the line. Then saw me too.

“What was that?” she asked.

“That was a Portal,” I said.

“All the Portals are disabled and Belvaille is way too large to fit through one,” Garm said.

“It wasn’t a Portal,” Delovoa gasped. “It was an a-drive! The corporation must have installed an a-drive on Belvaille. They moved the whole city!”

“The shield just collapsed,” Garm said.

CHAPTER 80

We were expecting to have to weather inside our shelters for weeks at the least.

It was only a handful of hours before we were in widespread tele communication. Not with the Navy, but with nearby ships.

The Colmarian Confederation had five capital planets, with a sixth one disputed. Belvaille had been transported to the solar system Ceredus.

The system was adjacent to one of the capitals, Capital 3. It was so named even though it was the second capital. One of the previous capitals decided it no longer wanted the designation or responsibility.

Ceredus had the most Portals of any system in the Colmarian Confederation. It was almost exactly in the center of the empire.

I had assumed killing Naked Guy, destroying the Portal, and the Gandrine, would stop his schemes to start a civil war. But it did nothing of the sort.

We only knew a small piece of what was planned and nothing about how it was to be implemented.

Naked Guy had said he was going to give these weapons to warring groups within the Colmarian Confederation. And so he did.

But not by sending out transport ships loaded with goods, but by taking all of Belvaille and transporting it, along with the attached freighters.

When the shield and gravity were deactivated, the Therezians were free from the confines of the station. Space, while death for a Colmarian, did not pose the same danger for the giants. They could survive unprotected in outer space for hours. But they didn’t need that long because they were picked up by waiting ships—other corporate vessels that Naked Guy had prepared months or years in advance.

The freighters full of weapons were split off and separated, their goods transferred to other craft.

The ships then used the vast array of Portals in Ceredus to spread out instantly across the empire.

The Navy, who was only regionally aware of a disturbance in the distant state of Ginland, was not prepared for an entire space station to a-drive in, unload its cargo, and split in a thousand different directions.

No space station had ever portaled before, let alone a-drived. Besides, there was nothing they could have done. They didn’t know what they saw was the catalyst for a galactic civil war.

I had failed.

The immortal Naked Guy had known us and what our responses would be. He had given the exact push needed to get racial, religious, and political conflicts to finally erupt.

He chose his targets perfectly.

Within weeks there were battles raging all over the empire.

We were a Confederation that had always been tenuously held together. But those ties were coming apart fast.

Belvaille had just been a small piece of the puzzle. He needed somewhere to stockpile those weapons out of Navy view and jurisdiction. And he still had his agents everywhere. The corporations continued to exist, even if their chairman had been disintegrated.

Killing him had done nothing other than granting him his greatest wish.

Belvaille itself had survived. We had to wait in our shelters for a week while they repaired the ruptured latticework, which had been disengaged to access the Therezians.

Approximately one thousand civilians died when the systems shut down. They hadn’t made it to the shelters in time, or had thought it was a drill, or had no clue what was going on, or were too drunk or drugged to notice.

All the corporate soldiers died as well, but no one cared about them.

Belvaille was not at the edge of the galaxy anymore. It was smack in the center of a Confederation at war.

CHAPTER 81

I sat with Garm and Delovoa in City Hall two weeks after Belvaille had been restored and the scope of our defeat was becoming clear.

“So what do you guys plan on doing?” Delovoa asked.

The station was in lockdown, with no one able to leave until the authorities pieced together what had happened.

“I don’t know,” I said honestly. “I feel like I just helped doom our species.”

Garm took out from her safe an expensive bottle of alcohol. She poured us all glasses.

“I’ll tell you what’s going to happen. The Navy is going to look around Belvaille, kick us a bit, strip out anything dangerous, and then leave. Then I’m going to buy it from them.”

“Buy the station?” I asked her.

“Yeah. Belvaille was never profitable and they need every credit they can get.”

“How much do you think it will cost?” Delovoa asked curiously.

“If it’s less than a billion, I’m buying.”

Delovoa and I looked at each other. I knew Garm was rich, but I had no idea she was that rich.

“What will you do with a junky space station?” I asked her.

“It’s a junky space station sitting next to the highest concentration of Portals in the Confederation. And it’s one of the only places that isn’t fighting over something, using tanks and Therezians and chemical weapons.”

“It’s an idea,” I said.

“I need someone smart here,” she said to Delovoa. “Belvaille hasn’t been updated since it was created.”

“A job?” Delovoa asked, skeptical.

“A partnership. There’s going to be a lot of business, a lot of money coming in here.”

“I’ll think about it,” Delovoa said, but I could already see he was on board.

“Hank—” she started.

“I think I should just become a farmer somewhere,” I interrupted.

“What are you going to do if you fall down while planting?” Delovoa asked seriously.

“Belvaille is going to be filled with refugees soon. Filled like it never was. It’s going to need security,” Garm said. “I want you to be security.”

“I can’t do security for a whole city. I was a decent gang negotiator. Terrible doorman. And very skilled civil-war-starter. But you’d need an army to run security for Belvaille.”

“You are an army. And you didn’t start the war. You broke your back to stop it.”

“It didn’t help.”

“Look, you can either beat yourself up forever over something you couldn’t have stopped—that no one could have stopped—or you can make the most of it. As Belvaille’s Supreme Kommilaire.”

“What’s that?” I asked.

“Whatever you want it to be,” she said.

I scratched my head, uncertain.

“Besides, what do you know about farming?”

EPILOGUE

The priestess finished inscribing the protective symbols at the mouth of the cave.

The tree, the horse, the sun, the stream.

Menfolk congregated nearby out of curiosity. They held their spears tightly, the sounds of the woman screaming from inside the cave making them uneasy.

The priestess picked up rocks and hurled them at the men. Saying their presence was a bad omen and would anger the spirits.

The men departed. They gave insults when they were clear of hearing range.

Inside the cave, two acolytes tended to the woman giving birth on a flat, fur-covered stone. One acolyte daubed the mother’s head with water while the other chanted prayers.

The priestess washed the paint from her hands and adjusted her rough tunic.

Kneeling by the birthing woman she lent her voice to the prayers, beseeching Sre, Goddess of Nature, to allow the baby to pass through the Deathlands and enter the world of the living.

The birthing began and the priestess assisted. The acolytes raised the sound of their prayers to match the screams of the mother.

The priestess was sure the baby had tripped and fallen in the Deathlands because it did not cry nor make any sound at all when it was free.

She instructed the acolytes to help the woman as she carried the babe to a nearby stone to prepare it for burial. She made thanks to the Goddess for attempting. She knew Pattoeb, the Deathlands hunt master, did not let souls escape easily.

The priestess gasped and backed away from the child. The acolytes stopped their activities and looked to her. The priestess made a sign of protection and asked for guidance from the Sky Father.

The baby was not dead.

The fact it did not cry wasn’t what frightened the priestess. It was the baby’s solid black eyes.

It seemed to be looking around the cave, at those present. As if it were not concerned it had just been born and escaped the wolves of the Deathlands.

Finally, as if realizing where it was and what it had been through, the baby began crying. It was not the bawling that newborns usually made.

It was the mournful sob of someone who could not escape his destiny, and knew it.

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Content

Steven Campbell
HARD LUCK HANK
BASKETFUL OF CRAP

BACK COVER

CHAPTER 1

CHAPTER 2

CHAPTER 3

CHAPTER 4

CHAPTER 5

CHAPTER 6

CHAPTER 7

CHAPTER 8

CHAPTER 9

CHAPTER 10

CHAPTER 11

CHAPTER 12

CHAPTER 13

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CHAPTER 68

CHAPTER 69

CHAPTER 70

CHAPTER 71

CHAPTER 72

CHAPTER 73

CHAPTER 74

CHAPTER 75

CHAPTER 76

CHAPTER 77

CHAPTER 78

CHAPTER 79

CHAPTER 80

CHAPTER 81

EPILOGUE

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