Steven Campbell

HARD LUCK HANK

PRINCE OF SUCK

When you’ve got the world by the tail it’s got you by the hand.

Indifferent Pessimism: thinking the worst may happen but trying anyway.

This is dedicated to everyone who ever was, is, and ever will be.

Which is a sneaky way of dedicating a book to myself.

But not so sneaky now that I told everyone.

CHAPTER 1

I was on the floor of my living room, my hand clutching my chest, having a heart attack.

Again.

Actually, I wasn’t sure if it was a heart attack, or heart failure, or both. I suppose it was all academic. And I never did very well in school.

I liked to tell myself that I didn’t keep track of how many heart attacks I suffered, but in these past six months I had eight. The prior six months was five. The six months before that only two. So it was clear which way things were headed.

Unless of course I died right now.

I wanted to cough, since I had fluid in my lungs, but I couldn’t get in enough air. And I was burning up because my skin had long ago lost the ability to sweat and dissipate heat.

The insulting part was if I managed to survive this attack, I would experience them even more frequently. Because of my mutation, my body would stack layer upon layer of new cells over the damage, trying to make my organs more durable than ever, until my heart became so rigid it would be incapable of pumping even if it was hooked up to the city’s electrical grid.

I’d gotten used to heart attacks. You can get used to anything, really. You don’t have a choice.

My doorbell rang, its steady bonging mocking my erratic heartbeat.

It was time for work. I managed to suck in a big gulp of air and cough. I rolled on my side and reached out a hand.

My apartment was filled with modern art sculptures that were welded to my metal floor. They were all roughly the same: sturdy, multi-tier cylinders or rectangles. They were everywhere. People who came by thought I was some weirdo art snob.

But it was because I fell down a lot and couldn’t stand without their assistance. I wasn’t weak, far from it, but my body was inflexible and outrageously heavy. I simply couldn’t bend my legs enough to stand. At one point I had faces on the statues so they looked less abstract, but when you’re having a heart attack, the last thing you want to see as you writhe on the ground in agony is a bunch of uppity metal statues judging you.

I leaned on the sculpture nearest me and began hauling myself up with my arms.

My doorbell rang again. Why would they ring my bell twice? They knew better than that.

After some minutes I managed to stand. It felt like I had walked up a mountain backwards and then gotten kicked in the head by an angry goat for my efforts.

I put on my jacket and opened the front door.

“Sorry, Boss,” MTB said. “It was the new guy that rung your bell again.”

I looked over and saw a tiny woman standing on my porch with MTB. She had a freckled face and straight red hair that whipped around wildly, unable to be contained by an assortment of clips and braids. She wore the uniform of my Stair Boys.

MTB was my Deputy Kommilaire. “Kommilaire” was the official name of the Stair Boys. MTB was a big guy with a square jaw who liked punching people. He took his job very seriously.

There was a bit of the sadist in MTB, but if I had to choose psychological disorders, I guess his was better than, say, being a pyromaniac—we go to arrest some guy and he sets the building on fire. Besides, this whole city was pretty sadistic, so MTB fit in perfectly.

I walked out of my apartment and the new guy practically jumped over the railing to get away. I didn’t know if she thought I was going to slug her or if I was that ugly and intimidating.

I was pretty ugly and intimidating, though.

I squinted to get a better look at her. One of my eyes was a bit cloudy. I didn’t know if it was cataracts, but my eyes were too dense to be corrected surgically so it didn’t matter if it was cataracts or my body was so massive it had its own atmosphere, complete with clouds.

The new guy was definitely attractive. Very petite. Not a particularly curvy body. She wore little in the way of make-up except for some lipstick; I guess it was tough to match eye shadow with freckles without looking like a clown. Her eyes were green as emeralds.

“The new guy’s a girl,” I said to MTB.

“So what?” the new guy answered, taking it as a challenge.

“You will address Hank as sir or Boss,” MTB yelled at her.

“She’s got some swagger, eh? I said we needed forty new guys, why is there just one gal?”

“Boss,” MTB began weakly, “there’s just no one who fits what you are asking. If you lower the requirements we could get a lot of people. Everyone wants to join.”

“New guy,” I said to the woman, “come here.”

She stepped forward with gusto.

“Walk with me,” I continued.

She was on the street in a hop and turned around wondering where I had gone. I was inching my way down the ramp that led up to my front door.

I never wore shoes because they simply didn’t last on me because of my weight. I didn’t mind stepping in filth.

I used to have some special socks a long time ago that were durable enough for me to use, but they stopped fitting and there was no one left to alter them. And then I lost them.

We had six vehicles with us and maybe thirty men. The rest of the Kommilaire were on different shifts or already patrolling the city.

“Mount up,” MTB yelled to the Stair Boys in the street.

The space station Belvaille was a solid metal city fifteen miles by fifteen miles. All the buildings were steel alloy and formed some kind of rectangle. You didn’t get fancy with designs on a space station because you had a fixed amount of real estate and it could never increase.

Belvaille was situated in the Ceredus system of space, which still had the greatest number of functioning Portals in the galaxy. The Portals were used by space craft to travel instantaneously to locations many light years away.

Quite a few Portals had been damaged during the war that had shattered the Colmarian Confederation. A war which may or may not still be ongoing. Different people had different opinions on that.

It was unclear which empire, if any, Belvaille belonged to now. What happened off-station didn’t really matter until it spilled onto Belvaille. If some warlord said we were in his territory that meant nothing unless he came down here to enforce his claim—so far, none had succeeded.

About fifty years ago I had been elected Supreme Kommilaire of Belvaille. The head of law enforcement. I had now been on the space station for about 200 years.

Because of the war and because of Belvaille’s central location, the city was filled with people. I had no idea how many. Millions, I’m sure. There were three hundred Stair Boys to keep millions of people in line.

It wasn’t working.

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“What’s your name, new guy?”

“Valia,” she replied.

“How long you been on Belvaille?”

“Five days.”

“You ride with me, then.”

She went around to a vehicle but came back when she saw I was walking to a heavy lifter, which was basically a really large fork lift.

“We’re not riding in one of the trucks?” she asked.

“No,” I said, without further explanation.

I stepped onto the platform of the heavy lifter and gave the driver the go-ahead. The engine screamed as it tried to hoist me off the ground. Valia quickly scampered up beside me.

A few years ago, as a joke, MTB had attached a scale to the lifter to see how much I weighed. Before it broke it showed that I was over 13,000 pounds. That’s why my body was failing.

I was taller than average, but not so tall that my frame could hold six or so tons without issues. I was dense. So dense that I could not only be shot with any firearm and be unhurt, but I wouldn’t even feel it. I had no arches in my feet, most of my senses were dulled or gone, I couldn’t touch the top of my head or my knees without falling over, and I ate… a lot.

I was a mutant. It was something the old Colmarian Confederation had routinely done to its citizens. The results were completely random. I also healed rapidly. And when I healed, I grew even denser. The problem was we were always healing. Our cells were constantly dying and being replaced. My body was just too stupid to know that was normal.

So every day I was getting thicker and thicker, from my nerves to my blood vessels to my muscles. But judging by my increasing number of heart attacks, there was a definite upper limit to how dense I could become.

“How many guns do you have?” Valia asked.

“Few.”

My vest was covered in weapons. They hung from cables and dangled as I moved. I had maybe twenty or so pistols, rifles, submachine guns, shotguns. All the trigger guards were cut off so I could fit my fat fingers in them. If someone was going to run away from me, it’s not as if I could catch them. And if a big fight broke out, which they often did, I liked to have a lot of weapons handy.

I also carried a large hook and clamp secured to my arms with heavy chains and a huge electromagnet around my waist. I had all kinds of tools, really. Fire extinguishers, spanners, screw drivers, welders, flashlights, first aid kits. I couldn’t remember all the stuff. It weighed hundreds of pounds but I didn’t notice.

Although we had food with us, on my back I had an emergency supply of high calorie glop. It all tasted the same to me.

“Does it bother you I’m a woman?” Valia asked, and it almost seemed like she wanted it to be a problem.

“I don’t remotely care. We got species on the force that I’m not even sure what gender they are.”

“Where are we going?” she asked, as our caravan of police vehicles moved forward.

“I pick a new spot every day depending on the crime reports. You don’t look like you’re old enough to have been alive during the Colmarian Confederation,” I said.

“How do you know I was?”

“Because that’s a requirement for joining the Kommilaire.”

“Why?”

I puffed out a chuckle.

“MTB is going to get on you for not calling me sir, so you might as well start.”

“Why, sir?” she asked with some bite.

“A couple reasons. One, you got records. And we still have a crime database we can check, if you were alive during that time. Two, you’re not so young that you’ll let this job get the best of you. You’ll have some authority and some chances to abuse it. Third, you remember a time before this.”

I swept my arm outward as we drove. The streets were filled with people. Starving people did their laundry next to open sewers. Masses of common criminals worked everything from simple bunko scams to prostitution to racketeering.

Feral children gawked suspiciously at us. They were hateful little creatures who hadn’t even learned to speak Colmarian. They were one of the biggest blights on the city, ripping apart anything not bolted down and being responsible for a fair amount of violent crime.

“Some folks like to think the Colmarian Confederation was all bad,” I began wistfully, “but it was never like this.”

“Didn’t you personally destroy the Confederation?” Valia asked.

I thought about answering, but I was tired of that subject.

Very tired.

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My Kommilaire and I reached our destination and we radioed one another to disembark and fan out. Most areas of the city actually welcomed us: the law walking amongst lawless Belvaille. But some areas were rather inhospitable.

I knew not all my Kommilaire were perfectly legit or righteous. Not much I could do about it, I was short-staffed as it was. I had never fired anyone. I just moved them to patrols where the Kommilaire weren’t especially appreciated. When you were busy trying to stay alive, you didn’t have much time to be dishonest.

Besides, the city didn’t pay that well. And having personal underworld contacts was helpful for a Kommilaire.

In other words, being a little crooked was one of the perks of the job.

The heavy lifter lowered me to street level.

“They call you the Stair Boys. It’s not a bad term. I use it,” I said to Valia.

“Why do they call us that?”

“I think it was an old joke about me being too heavy to walk up stairs so I had to hire people to search the upper floors of buildings. Which is true. So I guess it wasn’t a joke.”

“What all is illegal on Belvaille?”

I shrugged.

“Just use common sense, really. If someone’s screaming, it’s probably illegal.”

“Can I ask you… sir, where’s your accent from?”

“Eh. It’s just the way I talk.”

Even my tongue had thickened. I sounded like a deaf person who had been born that way. If you asked me to say “the thorny thistle shoots the shuttle.” It would sound like “dadnadadunudu.”

“Okay, find me some law breakers,” I said into my radio.

“You remember teles?” I asked Valia with a smile.

“Sir?”

“Teles. You know, back when you could talk to anyone anywhere without sending up smoke signals. These radios don’t even have a range across the whole city.”

“I think so,” she answered vaguely.

“What did you do when you were in the Confederation?”

“I was in the Navy.”

“The Navy?” That was surprising. “Which Navy?”

“The… Colmarian Confederation’s. Before it collapsed.”

“Collapsed? How polite. It was destroyed.”

The Colmarian Confederation, most backwards of all the galactic empires. When it had embarked on a civil war with itself, it stayed true to its ways and no faction changed their names or flags. So the Colmarian Confederation was fighting the Colmarian Confederation who was fighting the Colmarian Confederation and so on. I don’t know how anyone kept it straight. Maybe they didn’t try.

I stood in the middle of the street waiting for the Stair Boys to report back.

“Boss, we got an infraction,” one radioed, after a while.

I followed the Kommilaire to the building in question. I could hear a lot of commotion coming from inside.

Every type of weapon existed on Belvaille. We were at the exact geographic center of fifty years of war. If someone got mad enough, or drunk enough, or drugged enough, or just plain mean enough, those weapons would be used.

When I stepped inside the building, all the shouting stopped immediately.

I wasn’t just a Kommilaire. I was the Supreme Kommilaire. I could sentence anyone to anything. During some of the worst times in the civil war I had carried out some rather brutal punishments to maintain the peace.

The building was a combination bar and gambling hall. I knew it well. It was jammed to capacity, with about a half-dozen of my Kommilaire in mid-struggle with various patrons. But everyone was now frozen and looking at me.

The outlaws, who knew they were outlaws, and knew I knew they were outlaws, put their heads down and whispered prayers to their outlaw gods. But for everyone else, this was high entertainment.

MTB read off the crime, his nostrils flaring like he had caught the scent of approaching justice, and it was as tantalizing as cooked meat to a starving man.

“Boss, Sav-juhn had his door closed when we came by.”

I looked at Sav-juhn, the barkeeper and owner of the establishment.

“Get an adjudicator in here,” I said to MTB.

The crowd started quietly placing bets amongst themselves when I said that. Adjudicators were part of the judicial branch of Belvaille. They kind of argued on behalf of the criminal like lawyers. All of them dreamed of being real judges and having real offices and not having to stomp around with us. But I dreamed of being able to pick my own nose with my own fingers.

The adjudicator who was riding with us today was a young man named Nelstle. He dressed like a judge in flamboyant robes and thus was perpetually in a state of near-trip. Robes weren’t meant for street patrolling.

“His door was to remain open,” I said to Nelstle.

“My patrons don’t want to sit with their backs to the open street,” Sav-juhn replied.

“Your patrons murdered four of your other patrons in the last two months. I doubt they care about noise,” I growled. “That’s why your door was to remain open, based on a previous ruling.”

“Erroneous testimony,” Sav-juhn yelled.

“Sham! Sham!” One of the gamblers chanted. A Kommilaire hit him on the side of the head with a truncheon.

“Your Honor, coercing witnesses!” Sav-juhn said at the abuse.

Nelstle looked.

“Not my jurisdiction,” he answered.

Unless we actually brought a charge, Nelstle had no power. Adjudicators didn’t really do a lot but they made the citizens feel better. Like it wasn’t just Kommilaire making things up as we went along—which is exactly what it was.

“Five hundred thumb fine,” I demanded.

Some of the patrons cursed or cheered and swapped money based on my initial fine. They continued to wager.

Thumbs were the colloquial term for Belvaille’s currency. Our scrip. The exchange rate was set by the local Ank Reserve. They were called thumbs because they used to be tubes about that size, until that proved to be too unwieldy. Now they were a complicated metal-plastic weave fabric. But the old name stuck.

“Your Honor, that’s excessive,” Sav-juhn pleaded.

Nelstle pondered this like he was running for office.

“Was this a good faith bilateral contract?”

Someone. Somewhere. Had copied a legal dictionary and sold it to all the adjudicators. They were completely insufferable now, throwing around cryptic phrases and pretending that was helpful.

I stared at him.

“Two hundred thumbs and probation,” Nelstle finally said.

“What’s ‘probation’ even mean? That’s too little. Four hundred and he keeps the door open for a month.”

“Three hundred,” Nelstle countered.

“Deal.”

The trial concluded, everyone exchanged money again.

“What if I don’t pay?” Sav-juhn asked.

“I throw you in jail. The Royal Wing.”

Sav-juhn’s face drained. I had the ability to order public executions. But that was nothing compared to prison. We didn’t have enough forces to patrol the city but we didn’t even bother with the Belvaille penitentiary. It was a whole other world.

In fact it was a whole other body of mass. The Royal Wing was a freighter floating next to Belvaille. We handed off prisoners via shuttle. They accepted them. No one left.

Ever.

One of my Kommilaire went to Sav-juhn to collect the money and I walked to the entrance. From the back of my waist, I took my electromagnet and pressed it against the building’s thick front door. It took a moment to activate and secure itself.

I turned to the street, took a few steps, and ripped the metal door off the building. It didn’t even break my stride.

Some people ran outside to see what happened, including Sav-juhn.

“New guy, disconnect that for me,” I said, pointing to the magnet on the ground.

“One day, Hank, someone is going to get a big enough gun and blow your brains out,” Sav-juhn sneered.

The Kommilaire seemed ready to grab him based on that vague threat.

Valia stopped disconnecting me from the door, curious what my reaction would be.

“I’m sure they will,” I said matter-of-factly.

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CHAPTER 2

A few days later two gang bosses were in my living room sitting facing each other.

I had allowed each boss to bring one, and only one, enforcer with them. So they picked the biggest, meanest guys they could find, and they were practically standing nose-to-nose.

“You two want a breath mint?” I asked the pair, at their display of machismo.

“We’re here under a white banner, Dimi-Vim, have your man sit down, you’re making Hank nervous.” The boss who spoke was Vone. He was an angular man. His face and muscles looked like they were cut with a chisel from some hard stone in long gashes. He was kind of ugly as a person, but would have been artistic as a statue.

The white banner he mentioned was gang protocol. It allowed for safe envoy and negotiations. It also meant I was dealing with them as Hank and not as Supreme Kommilaire.

“I’m not worried about Hank, I’m worried about you. You’ve already broken one agreement and cost me two men,” the other boss, Dimi-Vim, responded. He had a lot of hair on him. Just about every square inch except for his actual eyeballs was covered with brown hair. Or fur. I wondered if he trimmed it.

“I’m not here to judge the past,” I said. “That was between you two. I’m here to work out what the problem is now. But seriously, if you guys don’t sit down or back away, I’m going to have to make you wait outside.”

The two thugs took a begrudging step back. Now it would be merely inconvenient if they wanted to kiss one another.

I sighed.

Bad blood already. This is why you leave the crazies at home. If you got two guys a hair’s breadth away from fighting right next to you, it’s hard to be conciliatory.

“Hank, I claim a grief. Dimi-Vim opened a club on my street after striking he wouldn’t,” Vone said, throwing out some gang terminology.

I knew the answer but…

“Is this true?” I asked Dimi-Vim.

“No! Lies and wrongs. I have a bigger footprint on Knost Hill than he does. I’ve been there for years and years.”

“Abandoned buildings,” Vone declared.

“Not abandoned. But so what? I opened a club.” Dimi-Vim shrugged.

“What’s the problem?” I asked.

“He’s siphoning my business. He even has people in front of my club offering discounts into his.”

“If you can’t handle the competition, move blocks. I’ll buy your club,” Dimi-Vim smiled.

The two thugs stepped forward again and were about to come to blows. It’s like they were the mental puppets of their bosses and responded to their anger.

“Buy my club?”

“Hey! Hey!” I yelled. “You two, I’ve had it. Go outside.”

The thugs were glaring at each other, barely hearing me.

“If you make me stand up, I’m going to drag you outside and I promise you’ll regret it,” I warned.

The bosses each nodded and their surrogates tromped to the door. I watched them go, and it was funny, they reached the door at the same time and had already morphed into normal people. They held the door for each other and walked out. They were just doing a job and the job was over until their bosses came back out again.

“Right, so I don’t know who is lying and who is telling the truth. You should have put something down in a real contract,” I said.

“As if that matters,” Vone said.

“It does if you come to me. Then I got something I can look at. It’s just you versus him right now. How do I know who is telling the truth?”

“I am!” Vone said, as if I had simply misheard him.

“No, he’s not,” Dimi-Vim tsked.

“How much are you down on your business?” I asked Vone, and as soon as I said it, I knew it was a dumb question. He would never tell me, let alone say it in front of Dimi-Vim. I could torture him for weeks and he’d never reveal how much money he made.

He grumbled and mumbled something.

“Never mind,” I quickly said. “What kind of clubs do you have?”

“It’s a club. Booze. Drugs. Dancing.” Vone shrugged.

“Normal club, Hank,” Dimi-Vim confirmed.

“Come on, you know more than that, right? What kind of music do you have?”

The two bosses looked at each other.

“I don’t know. Smash-oz.”

“Ropes.”

“Beggit-time.”

“Usual.”

I thought. Could it be that simple?

“Can you just have different music? That will bring in different customers,” I said.

“No. Some music brings better customers than others,” Dimi-Vim said.

“Fine, alternate,” I said. “That will keep people on your block every day of the week and if someone doesn’t feel like that type of music they can just hop to the other club.”

The bosses shared glances. I could tell neither one wanted to concede anything.

“Some of those styles cross genres,” Vone cautioned.

“Yeah,” Dimi-Vim squinted.

“Ugh. Alright. The majority of the music has to be a certain type. You can draw lots every month on who gets what style on what day. If you suspect any tricks, I’ll send one of my younger Kommilaire in disguise to listen. If you’re found to be cheating, you owe the other boss that night’s door and bar.”

A very long pause between them. My modern art sculptures probably moved more than they did.

“Agreed,” Vone said finally.

“Agreed,” Dimi-Vim said.

“We’ll meet at the Athletic Gentleman’s Club in a day or two and draw up a real contract,” I said.

I stood up, and the effort it took made it clear that everyone should do likewise.

“See? That wasn’t hard,” I said.

CHAPTER 3

The elevated train let me off near Justice Lane. There was a persistent roar of noise in this part of the city. It was hard to put your finger on the cause until you realized what it was:

People.

It was the weekend and that meant I had to go for a trial. A real trial. Or as real as Belvaille got, anyway.

When I was working, I liked having a heavy lifter drive me around because we moved so much, but I was capable of walking just fine on my own. I strode up Courtroom Three Street for my appointment. I was escorted through security checkpoints by my own Kommilaire who did double-duty as bailiffs here.

All along the way, the block was packed. The sidewalks had been fitted with bleachers so they could fit in more spectators. All the apartment buildings had been equipped with terraces—box seating that cost a fortune during popular trials.

The hottest court cases were ones with crimes committed by the wealthy and powerful, mass murderers brought in for sentencing, things that caught the public’s imagination.

That included any testimony I happened to give.

Judge Naeb was the presiding judge of Courtroom Three Street during the day. His gilded bench was twenty feet off the ground.

There were numerous judges. I’d guess around twenty. Some were good, some were bad, some incompetent. Naeb was the longest-serving judge and by far the most corrupt. It was widely-known that the outcome of any trial before him was based on how much either side paid and whether or not he held a personal grudge.

Judge Naeb didn’t care for me, but I didn’t mind. These trials were a farce anyway. It was just to keep the city thinking we had a working system of government.

I made my way to the witness box as the lawyers and defendant waited in front. The crowd grew hushed. This trial, like many others, was broadcast live across the city via loudspeaker. It was Belvaille’s most popular form of free entertainment.

Work, and even crime, across the city came to a virtual stop during a big case, as people huddled around the speakers to listen to the progress.

When I finally stood in the witness box I tried to see who the defendant was, but I didn’t recognize him.

All the judges were appointed by the owner of Belvaille: Garm. She literally had the deed to the city. Though it was of questionable value since the empire that had signed it no longer existed. She also wrote most of the laws that Belvaille possessed, though we didn’t have many.

They said Garm stayed at the top of her impregnable City Hall. I wouldn’t know since I hadn’t seen her in forty or more years. There was a time, long ago, when we had been good friends. We had even dated for a spell.

I could see why she didn’t come out. I personally knew of at least five outstanding contracts to have her assassinated. And she wasn’t bulletproof like I was.

Garm was a member of the Quadrad. It was a planet-wide society of assassins and criminals. In her prime, Garm had been incredibly skilled, but that was half a century ago.

“Please state your name,” the bailiff said.

“Hank.”

Cheers rose up across the city. Those who couldn’t see the trial knew I was finally there and things were about to begin in earnest.

“What is your occupation?”

“Civil servant.”

More cheers.

“Do you promise not to lie or half-lie or twist the truth?”

“I suppose.”

The bailiff walked away and the defense attorney approached. He wore a suit made out of an incredibly fluffy blue animal. He looked like a creature from a very cold planet.

The lawyers knew they were arguing not just to the judge, but to everyone. The people in the stands and poised on balconies. So they had to have good voices and be appealing to look at. Or at least distinctive.

This lawyer’s name was Mylan.

“Do you recognize that man?” he said, flinging out his fluffy arm behind him.

I looked again.

“I can’t see him well. You sat him clear across the street.”

A pattering of laughter rose up from the block.

“Mr. Imdi-ho, would you please approach the witness stand. I wouldn’t want to make our illustrious civil servant have to walk to you. The trial could take weeks.”

He said it as a joke, but he could see it fell flat so he quickly filled the silence.

“Come. Come.”

I knew the man once he said the name of course. He had loose manacles on his hands and feet.

“Yeah, I know him. He pulled a weapon on me a few weeks ago when we were patrolling,” I said.

“Thank you. You can be seated, Mr. Imdi-ho. Can I ask you if this,” he went to his table and returned, “was the weapon he threatened you with?”

He held up a submachine gun to me.

“I don’t remember,” I said honestly.

“Really?” he asked in mock-amazement. “If someone pointed this at me, it would forever be ingrained in my consciousness. Do you want to look again?”

He held it up, but it meant nothing. I vaguely knew what type of firearm it was, but that’s about it.

“I don’t recognize it. But you could have changed guns for all I know.”

“True. Though I didn’t. That is Exhibit A, as both the prosecution and I agree. Is that correct?”

“I concur. That weapon was submitted with the defendant,” the prosecutor stated. The prosecutor wore flashing lights all over his clothes. But they were subdued colors and to me it looked more respectable than the blue monster hide the defense was wearing.

Mylan, the defense attorney, put the gun back on his table and returned to me.

“I would like to step back a moment and examine our witness,” Mylan said.

“What for?” the judge asked, in a lilting, feigned voice. And his tone made me look back. He was feeding a question to the defense.

“To establish the validity of this charge at all.”

There were murmurs from the crowd and I pondered what Mylan meant.

“Proceed,” Judge Naeb stated at once.

“Hank,” Mylan began smoothly, “not everyone knows of all your exploits. I, myself, have only been on this esteemed city for the past twenty and four years. How long have you been here?”

“Uh. I don’t know. Maybe two hundred. Less? I’m not sure.”

“And you are the same person that destroyed the Colmarian Confederation seventy-eight years ago.”

Ugh.

“Fifty. And it wasn’t just me.”

“What?”

“It wasn’t just me that done it. A lot of things happened. I was just nearby. And, yeah, I kind of helped I guess.”

“It was seventy-eight years ago that Belvaille was transported from the state of Ginland to Ceredus,” Mylan said, confused. He thought I was trying to trick him somehow. But I was just dumb.

“Really?” I asked.

“Yes…”

Man, was it that long ago?

The defense tried to recover, as the audience was growing restless.

“And are you the one who fought hundreds of Therezians on this very station?”

The audience was dead silent. This was like hearing the history of creation from the mouth of the guy standing next to the Creator when it happened.

“I didn’t fight fight them. There were hundreds, sure. Kicking buildings to pieces and stepping on people.”

“But you survived and they all fled?” Mylan confirmed.

“It’s not as simple as that, but yeah.”

“And you negotiated our species’ survival with a prince of the Boranjame on his… shuttle?”

I could see he accented that last word to force me to correct him for dramatic effect.

“It was on his world-ship, yes.”

Some stunned murmurs from the crowd.

“And you single-handedly repelled a full Dredel Led robot invasion of this station, saving millions of lives—back when we were at war with the Dredel Led.”

“I don’t know how many people I saved. I fought some Dredel Led—”

“And they lost,” Mylan interrupted.

“Yes.”

“And in the dark corporate years of Belvaille you did battle with tanks.” He went on to detail what a tank was since most people had no clue. “You fought those personally?”

“Smaller ones,” I said.

I knew there were stories about me. Stories like this.

Just about anyone who knew the gospel truth was dead or senile like I was. Those stories did me a world of help when I was trying to work as a Kommilaire, though. I only had to show up and fights would stop. So setting the record completely straight wasn’t in my best interest or that of the Stair Boys.

If people thought I thrashed hundreds of Therezians, an absolutely ridiculous idea considering just one Therezian beat me into a coma, then those people were less likely to cause trouble when I attempted to maintain a semblance of order in the city.

Mylan pounced over to his table like he had been possessed by whatever furry animal he had skinned to make his clothes.

He picked up the gun.

“So let me ask you, were you scared when Mr. Imdi-ho allegedly pointed this weapon at you?”

“Scared? How do you mean?”

“Hah, you don’t even know that concept! You want me to explain it to you!”

“I know what being scared is,” I said.

“When was the last time you were afraid?”

There was a pause as I thought on it.

“See? Our Supreme Kommilaire drives around every day dealing with the city’s most dangerous inhabitants—which does not include Mr. Imdi-ho, who has no prior record—yet he can’t tell us when he was last frightened.”

I was frightened as hell when I was about to die from my numerous heart attacks, but I didn’t want to say that.

“Let me ask you,” Mylan continued, “if I shot you with this gun, would it hurt you?”

I was taken aback.

“Are you challenging me to a duel?”

“No! No! No!” Mylan stammered. “I just want to know if this gun could harm you is all.”

He held it up again.

“No.”

“Then I vote that this charge be thrown out on account that Mr. Imdi-ho is incapable of threatening our Supreme Kommilaire.”

Excited talking from the audience.

The prosecutor, who may have been sleeping this whole time, suddenly became alert.

“I object!” He shouted.

“On what grounds?” the judge asked.

“Bad… bad jurisprudence. Bad precedence.” He searched through his notes for more words to throw.

“I fine the defendant fifty thumbs and confiscation of Exhibit A,” the judge gaveled.

“What?” I shouted, but Judge Naeb had already stood and exited.

These trials didn’t mean a lot, but I couldn’t have people pointing guns at me all the time!

Everyone was debating the outcome after the trial.

I stepped down from the witness box, waiting for people to start waving guns in my face, but instead I was assaulted by reporters.

“Hank, an intriguing ruling, what is your take on it?” Rendrae asked.

Rendrae was an old-school citizen of Belvaille. Fat and green described him perfectly.

He held a microphone that plugged directly into the station’s loudspeakers. He was a partial owner of them along with some other groups. They hosted news and entertainment programs throughout the day and part of the night. They were a near-constant noise.

Some news organizations put out a printed daily paper, but that was only for the wealthy. Thus their content was limited to financial dealings and society reviews.

The lesser reporters hung behind Rendrae waiting for their turns, like pigeons waiting for a hawk to get his fill and leave.

I cleared my throat, which echoed on the speakers as the microphone was thrust toward me. I didn’t like doing this, but it was part of the job.

“I think it is dangerous—” I started.

“Do you believe the ruling reflected Mr. Imdi-ho’s membership in the Olmarr Republic? That there might have been some efforts to appease them? Or maybe they even bought the ruling?”

“Maybe,” I said dumbly. Though Rendrae was clearly correct.

The Olmarr Republic was a powerful faction on Belvaille. They were trying to establish an empire based on their ancient civilization, which was a precursor to the Colmarian Confederation. Belvaille was in the territory that had once been part of the Olmarr Republic—so they say. It morphed untold millennia ago.

In my view, the Olmarr Republic was just another power grab by people wanting a marketable rally point. No one’s great-great-great-great-grandparents were alive during the Olmarr Republic, so it was nonsense that anyone should care now.

But they had money and support. I could easily see them throwing their weight into the outcome of this trial. It would score them points with their members and show they were influential. And Judge Naeb certainly wasn’t above bribes—if anything, bribes were above him.

“What is your next step, then?” Rendrae asked. “Is it lawful for people to intimidate the Kommilaire?”

“No. I understand the judge’s ruling to only apply to me. My Kommilaire have instructions that if anyone threatens them, they are to immediately attack. That doesn’t change.”

“Did the judge overstep his bounds?”

“Um…”

Judge Naeb had likely been bought and this whole outcome planned. But I still had to tiptoe around this. I couldn’t say half of the city’s law and order was invalid, even if it was true.

“Let me rephrase that. Should judges be elected by the people of Belvaille, just as you, our Supreme Kommilaire, are elected?”

I guess technically I was elected. But no one ever ran against me. I wasn’t even sure when the elections were held or how it was determined I won. By weight?

It’s not that I was all that special or anything, but name value means a lot. I’ve met refugees from every part of the former Colmarian Confederation, and even in those far-flung places they have heard of Hank. The Hank.

History gets simplified over time, especially with the collapse of society and technology. What were fifty pages of complex details and reasons, becomes five pages, becomes one, and then becomes a sentence.

“Hank of Belvaille brought about the destruction of the corrupt Colmarian Confederation” is a common folk legend.

And how often do you get to elect a folk legend to office?

Rendrae had been doing this reporter business for a long time. Since before I had destroyed the galaxy—or whatever. He had competition now, but he was better than they were. He knew what people wanted.

“Garm picks judges from her stronghold in the Gilded Tower,” Rendrae said, referring to City Hall. “She created the majority of our laws by fiat. Do you think the upcoming election will change that or will she still wield ultimate power?”

Rendrae had never much cared for Garm. But Belvaille could, in a second, turn into anarchy. A handful of Stair Boys wouldn’t stop this city if it wanted to pull itself apart.

And it really wanted to.

We had an election coming, the first ever in Belvaille’s history. We were electing a Governor and City Council.

We had no clue what they would do.

It was hard to shake off our Colmarian Confederation inefficiency. So we were going to elect a bunch of people and then decide what we were electing them for later.

Rendrae was covering the election continuously, which was why he was personally at this trial interviewing me. He didn’t care about the case. He wanted some juicy sound bites on the election.

“Rendrae, I have to say that I am excited about Belvaille’s future. To this day, we are still one of the most important cities in existence. We have room for improvement, but I don’t believe in change just for the sake of change. With the election to come, I feel Belvaille will have a chance to exercise its freedoms at a degree never yet seen.”

I hoped that was a fuzzy enough speech of non-talk to appease people. I could hear a general murmur from Courtroom Three Street, and from its pitch, it sounded placated. You quickly learn the tone of a mob.

“I want to thank you for your time, Hank. As my listeners know, I have been covering news, and your place in it, for centuries now. This is Rendrae, your Force for Facts, signing off.

The other reporters jostled and yelled for quotes, but I was fed up and began my walk back to the train.

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CHAPTER 4

That night I headed out to escape the crowds.

The Belvaille Athletic Gentleman’s Club was the most exclusive club in the city.

Actually, I have no idea why I said that. I’m not sure what the most exclusive club was. It was the oldest club, though. Sort of.

It had formerly been two clubs: the Belvaille Athletic Club, where all the crime bosses met; and the Belvaille Gentleman’s Club, where all the thugs and goons met.

The Old Belvaille concepts of bosses and thugs were a lot hazier nowadays so the Clubs had merged, taking the Athletic Club as its base of operations. The Gentleman’s Club, which was now apartment buildings, still smelled like rancid foot odor seventy-eight years later.

But the name. Every time I saw the name of the club I got angry. It was so ridiculous.

Athletic Gentleman?

“Good to see you again, Mr. Hank, Supreme Kommilaire!” Dample said obsequiously at the door.

Dample was the grandson of Krample, who had been the coat check of the Belvaille Gentleman’s club for maybe two hundred years. Krample had been so bitter and angry, his very blood must have been lemon juice.

It was the kind of personality you expected to be coat check in the social club of a bunch of murderers and bandits.

Dample was simpering and kind. I didn’t like him.

“Is there anything I can get ready for you, sir?” he asked, bowing. Not sure why he bowed.

“Sandwiches,” I replied tersely.

The Athletic Gentleman’s club only served bad sandwiches. Oh, and this kind of meat cake with meat frosting and vegetable sculptures on it. But no one ate that. I think they had it just to say they had more than one thing on the menu.

The club itself was a mixture of highbrow and lowbrow. There were card games and sports games, but there were also paintings and the odd fountain. Half the guys were unshaven, wearing shorts, and the other half were in suits of the latest style.

I had a special booth at the club that was made out of reinforced steel. As I was walking to it, a blond-haired man hurried up to me.

“Hank?” he asked, as if there were a thousand people on Belvaille who fit my description.

“Yes.”

“Excuse me for interrupting. My name is Jorn-dole. I was wondering if I could have a moment of your time.”

The man was extremely good-looking. It was hard to tell when a man was attractive. Women had the ability to give honest appraisals of other women. But men were terrible at it. Not sure how that ever came about. I thought MTB was a handsome guy with his square jaw and rugged features, but I had been told, quite frequently by women, that he was in fact not attractive. Even I could tell Jorn-dole was handsome, however.

“How did you get in here?” I asked him. It was clear right away that he did not belong in the club for a lot of reasons. He was too pretty. He didn’t know who I was and I had been in this club for several hundred years. And he had an unusual manner that was simply not Belvaille.

“What?” He was taken aback. “I just bought a membership.”

“Who sponsored you?” I asked.

“Fifty thousand thumbs,” he said.

I sulked. He had bought his way in. I guess the club wasn’t as exclusive as I thought. Athletic Gentlemen indeed.

I reached my table and sat down with a crash. I think the whole club was slightly tilted from me always sitting in the same spot.

Jorn-dole was still at my heels like a puppy, with a face and eagerness that matched.

“Do you think Belvaille is dangerous?” he asked.

Who was this guy? If I was faster, and a bit meaner, I would punch him in the nose for asking such a candy-ass question. The people in this club made the station dangerous!

“I mean, is it true that Belvaille used to be much safer?” he continued.

“Eh, sure. Yeah, it was. But it had maybe a tenth the population and hadn’t gone through a war. That Belvaille is gone. That galaxy is gone,” I said.

My guess was this guy was a businessman. He probably took a look around and was shocked. But Belvaille could use more jobs. People with jobs were too tired to cause problems for me and my Kommilaire.

The waiter rolled on over with a huge tray and deposited about fifty pounds of sandwiches and gallons of beer. It took it a few minutes to unload all the food.

When it had left, Jorn-dole stood with his mouth open. He leaned in to whisper.

“Was that,” he started, pointing at the server. “Was that a Dredel Led?”

“Yeah. It works here,” I said of the robot.

The Dredel Led was a wheeled metal machine about five feet tall. It was a narrow black cylinder with spindly robot arms. It made an excellent waiter because it could zip around and between people at great speed—as long as the floor was level and clean. I had never met any two Dredel Led that were remotely identical in appearance or function.

“Didn’t they attack the station? Attack you? Weren’t we at war with them?”

I ate some sandwiches, answering with my mouth full.

“That was almost a century ago. We have nearly every species in the galaxy on Belvaille, with more coming all the time. This is a great place to start a business. We have Gandrine and Dredel Led. If you go outside and look up you’ll see the gaseous species Keilvin Kamigans floating around—what they’re doing up there I don’t know, maybe pissing on us. There’s even a Boranjame,” I said. “But he’s only about this big.”

I held my arms about four feet apart. Boranjame were a crystalline species that never stopped growing. The prince I met long ago was miles across.

Jorn-dole’s mouth still hung open.

“And everyone gets along?”

“I didn’t say that. But look, the war wasn’t other races attacking us, it was a civil war. We didn’t need any help destroying ourselves. But if you’ll excuse me now, I just want to eat my food. I hope you enjoy your stay on Belvaille,” I said.

“Thank you, Hank.” Jorn-dole smiled and departed.

I sat there eating my pile of sandwiches that covered most of the table, trying to think things through.

Belvaille had become more and more complicated. Religions, political factions, businesses, ethnic groups, refugees, homeless, feral kids, beggars, as well as the usual gangs and gang bosses.

Used to be when there was a problem, I would fix it. “Fix” usually involved expelling or jailing or maiming or killing the source of the problem—but more often simply talking it out.

There were too many of them now.

Even if I lined up every serious troublemaker and drove by on my heavy lifter kneecapping them all, that wouldn’t solve anything. I’d just have a third of the population with no kneecaps.

And I couldn’t get personally involved in every problem like I used to. There weren’t enough hours in the day.

I should get this stuff written down and organized. I had always trusted to my memory to keep everything straight, but I couldn’t remember millions of people and their dispositions.

We had some files for the Kommilaire, but it simply took too much manpower to maintain them. We needed people patrolling the streets far more than we needed clerks shuffling papers.

As for electronic storage, I didn’t trust it. The Colmarian Confederation had been run on teles. Personal communication devices and computers. When the empire fragmented, I think a big part of the devastation that followed came from our teles being disconnected. Every transaction, every interaction, was done via tele. All of a sudden they were gone and we had nothing to take their place.

Today, if you wanted to say hi to someone on another planet, you got in a ship, travelled anywhere from a few months to a few years, landed, got out and said hi. If the other planet wasn’t connected by a Portal, you couldn’t communicate with them at all. Those systems were lost.

Something was going to have to give. I felt like the city was barely holding itself together.

It was like someone dropping a single feather on your shoulders one after another. At first you don’t notice them at all, but eventually those feathers are going to crush you to death.

While I was deep in my ruminations, a man rolled up to my booth in a golden wheelchair.

He was an elderly man, but not ancient. He was, however, hooked up to numerous machines and wore a respirator to breathe.

“Hello, Zadeck,” I said.

Zadeck had been one of the younger crime bosses before Belvaille had moved. His claim to fame was he had a Therezian bodyguard named Wallow. Therezians were giants, thirty, forty, eighty feet tall, and nearly impervious. Wallow had been sucked out into space, however, ages ago.

Zadeck had adjusted and adjusted well. He was one of the most important crime bosses on Belvaille now. I didn’t know the extent of his activities, but I knew they were substantial.

He and I dealt with each other frequently. As a member of Old Belvaille, and specifically the gang culture, I liked talking to Zadeck far more than I did most people.

“Is now a good time?” Zadeck wheezed.

It wasn’t due to age that he had his gleaming medical devices. Zadeck had been shot numerous times. He was always a bit of a dandy, so his life support systems were plated in gold.

“It’s fine, Zadeck. How are you today?”

“Lower back is hurting more than usual. I’m trying to wean myself off pain relievers.”

“Good idea. Take it from a guy with permanently dull senses: you want to feel everything you can, while you can.”

He smiled.

“The election,” he said, tapping his fingers on the arm of his wheelchair, “how do you view it?”

I sighed.

“Honestly, I haven’t paid much attention. But everyone else seems to be.”

“Don’t underestimate its importance.”

“But why? The Governor and City Council. What will they do? I suspect nothing.”

“The people are pinning a lot of faith on them. Can’t you hear it on the loudspeakers? Every day it’s election this and election that. And on the street, folks are mad for it.”

“Yeah, I guess.”

He looked at me slyly.

“Are you going to run for office?” he asked point-blank.

“What? No.”

He seemed to consider my response.

“Why, are you?” I asked him.

“No one would elect an unpopular invalid. I’ll keep my current businesses.”

“But it wouldn’t hurt you to be friends with the new government, assuming they have any power.”

“Of course.”

We both sat silently for some moments.

“I have some information for you, Hank.”

“What will it cost?”

“You can decide. 19-10 has come to Belvaille,” he said.

“What’s that?”

“You really don’t keep track of anything off this station, do you?”

“I can’t keep track of what’s on this station.”

“19-10 is an assassin. A bounty hunter. Very famous across the galaxy. He wears a four-armed Colmarian Messahn battlesuit.”

“I have no idea what that is.”

“It was a weapon created during the war. Only a very few made. It can teleport. Like a Portal or an a-drive on a ship, but anywhere without limitations.”

That was something.

“So just pop across the galaxy? Or into someone’s house? How did that not stop the war? Or win it?”

“Well, I don’t know the specifics. This is just what I’ve heard,” he said.

“Hmm. So I’ll look around for someone with four arms, I guess. In a metal suit.”

“That’s just the first part. He’s here to kill you.”

“What did I do to him?”

“You do know how assassins work, right? Someone hired him.”

“Who?”

“That, I don’t know. But there are, as you must know, many contracts against you. When big name assassins take up a contract, they let everyone know, so other big names don’t interfere.”

“Well that’s courteous of them. Do you know anything else about him? Where he’s at or staying?”

“I don’t, unfortunately. But if I learn anything I’d be happy to tell you.”

I sat thinking about all this.

“I’m going out patrolling tomorrow,” I said finally. “Any recommendations?”

Zadeck also seemed to think. But he did a poor job of acting.

“Avenue Yein is very dangerous at night. I wonder if there’s any illegal activity going on there.”

I tried to picture that block. It was packed with gambling houses and brothels. But there was one establishment that I thought was owned by someone big enough to give Zadeck competition.

“The Busher building? Do they have their papers in order?” I hazarded.

Zadeck’s eyebrows raised and he puckered his lips as if that were some unique question he had never pondered.

“I don’t know. You might check, though.”

“Alright,” I said, and picked up another sandwich.

“Nice talking with you, Hank.”

“You too. I hope your back is better.”

Thirty or so sandwiches later, I was brooding on what Zadeck said.

Assassins were odd things. Belvaille had more than its share of killing. Hell, I did more than my share. But for an assassin, it’s their business. They haggle over the price of dead husbands, slaughtered police, and killed mothers.

You got to be of a particular sensibility to wake up every day thinking of murder. Probably not the kind of person who enjoys a good fart joke.

I knew there were assassins hiding on Belvaille, but they didn’t advertise, and they kept a low profile. If I caught them, it was straight to the Royal Wing. Belvaille never really used assassins. All the gangs fought. And yes, people died. But their business wasn’t death. That’s no good for anyone.

Maybe it was a fine line, but we all understood it.

A dark man with dark hair and a big dark beard came by my table. He was muscular and wore a tight-fitting shirt to show off that fact.

“Hank,” he said. “I heard about the court ruling. Funny stuff.”

He took out a pistol and pointed it lazily at my face. He wore a sneer which showed he had discolored teeth that almost matched the color of his beard.

“What’s your name?” I asked, stuffing another sandwich in my mouth.

“Aneoan,” he answered, keeping the gun level with me. He seemed to be enjoying it.

“How do you spell that?”

“A-n-e-o-a-n,” he said.

I scratched my leg and tried to clear sandwich bits from between my cheek with my tongue.

“It’s true that it is legal to point a gun at me.”

“Ahh!” Aneoan screamed and fell to the ground, gripping his thigh.

“But I hereby sentence you to be shot in the leg for having too many vowels in your name.”

CHAPTER 5

Supreme Kommilaire wasn’t a salaried job, per se. In fact, it didn’t pay at all except for what money I could embezzle and extort. So I wasn’t above doing the odd job now and then to make ends meet.

“He has four clubs, two of which look to be profitable. He has a small warehouse he owns with a long-term tenant. He is starting to deal in metal from off the city, but he’s keeping that secret, so I assume it’s either not profitable or he’s worried about other bosses horning in. He has maybe seventy-five enforcers and fifty regular employees,” I said, reading off the list.

There were three thugs, with one serving drinks, and a boss listening to my information as he got a massage.

He was a big guy who had grown flabby with age. You could often trace the lineage of people who had made it to the gang boss level by their appearance alone. This guy had clearly been hired muscle maybe fifty years ago. His name was aRj’in.

“What do you think he’s worth in terms of a loan?” he asked.

“Depends on what he’s buying. If he wants to try and refurbish his clubs, I’d say 100,000 thumbs. He’s got an eye for it. I think his wife is helping on that end.”

“She’s a showgirl floozy,” aRj’in sneered.

“Whatever she is, she’s good at it. You can see a profit off that if the juice isn’t too high. If he wants to push his metal business or warehouses, I wouldn’t give him more than 25,000 and I’d charge higher interest. There’s more competition and he’s a small player.”

aRj’in hummed about this as his masseur pounded his thick back like a slab of meat, making his breathing come out like a machine gun.

“Why should I care what he wants the money for as long as he pays me back?”

“Do you think the Ank just give out cash? They don’t make bad investments,” I said.

He snorted and waved off his masseur, sitting up on the table.

“Do I look like an Ank? If he could get thumbs from one of them he wouldn’t need a loan shark.”

“It’s your money. Do with it what you want. I’m giving you my opinion.”

“The Supreme Kommilaire’s view on lending money.” He seemed amused by this. One of his men brought a drink over without being asked.

Now that he was sitting up, I saw aRj’in had some gunshot wounds that hadn’t healed completely. They were decades old, but abundant.

“Just Hank’s view,” I clarified.

“Why the distinction? Don’t your words have more meaning if you say Supreme Kommilaire?”

“Do you not know who I am otherwise?”

“I know you’re just a guy working for me. Like anyone else.”

“You paid for information,” I said.

“And what do you get paid?”

“5% from you and 5% from him, if you loan.”

“So it’s in your interest to tell me to make a big loan?”

“It’s not in my interest to give bad information or no one would hire me again.”

He was trying to convey something with his tone. But I wasn’t really getting it.

“So what will you buy with your fee? Some Kommilaire uniforms? Maybe some new hats for your men?” he asked.

“Yeah, probably.”

“Isn’t this illegal?”

“Illegal? Like how?” I asked.

“Breaking the law. Going against the government. Or do you always work for loan sharks?”

“I don’t always work for loan sharks. I sometimes work with pimps. And prostitutes. And armed robbers. And drug dealers. And arms manufacturers. But I don’t think of it so much as working for them as with them.”

“I’m sure you do,” he smiled.

“You see, I can radio my Stair Boys to come in here and raid this place. Take every thumb you have and every bit of property. Then sell it off and buy more hats than we have heads. And if you dare raise a stink about it, I can throw you all out the airlock so your bodies don’t clutter up my pretty space station. And you know who will say that’s ‘breaking the law’ and ‘going against the government’?” I asked, leaning in closer. “No one. Because no one is going to cross me in this city or I’ll throw them out the airlock too. I can throw out as many as I need until people realize it’s a bad idea to make smarmy remarks to my face.”

Despite his recent massage, aRj’in did not look so relaxed.

“Now where’s my 5%?” I asked.

After my visit with aRj’in, I met up with MTB and we headed east, just outside the docks.

“What did he do?” the man with no ears and one eye asked. His name was Busange.

“Don’t worry about it. I’m just looking for him is all you need to know,” I answered.

I was at the headquarters of a group that called themselves The Murderers. They weren’t a traditional gang. They hired out their men to other gangs for fights or short-term contracts.

They weren’t technically assassins. I frowned on assassins. But they sure as hell weren’t stand-up comics either.

MTB was holding a drawing of someone who had attacked and wounded several Kommilaire and subsequently escaped. There wasn’t much I could do except ask around.

“What’s in it for us if we see this mystery man?”

“Anyone caught sheltering him or hiding him gets the same penalty he gets,” I said.

“You haven’t even said what he done. For all I know you could be giving him a reward.”

“Funny guy. He’s going to the Royal Wing.”

“You got anything to sweeten the deal?” he muttered.

I looked at MTB, but he was not a fan of compromise.

“Sure. If you turn him over, you get one free… pass,” I said.

“Pass? Pass what?”

“Like a pass. If you get caught you can use your pass.”

“Yeah, but pass what?”

“Pass out of trouble. I’ve arrested some of you guys, right?” I asked.

“Gave us fines,” he replied.

“Broken some bones,” another said. He was sitting so far in the shadows I hadn’t even seen him there.

“Fine, so next time an arrest or fine comes up, you can use your pass.”

“And we won’t get arrested?”

“Right.”

“Huh. So what if we like, just for instance, killed a Kommilaire?”

“No. No. It won’t work then. Come on, man, think.”

“How should I know? I never heard of no pass!”

“I just came up with it now,” I said.

“Maybe we could list the crimes it’s good against?” MTB said uneasily.

“Crimes?” I asked, annoyed. We didn’t even have a list of crimes, how would we have a list of crimes to invalidate? “If you see him, we’ll make it worth your while,” I clarified.

“Can’t you just offer a reward?” Busange asked.

“If I had money to throw around on rewards I wouldn’t have to threaten people.”

CHAPTER 6

Blackheart Alley was, as always, black.

Belvaille got all its lighting from the latticework superstructure that surrounded the city. But it had seen better decades and many of the lights were now permanently damaged, which left areas of the city in perpetual darkness.

With our backs pressed against the walls, I waited until the voices grew louder and louder and then I stepped out into the middle of the street.

“Hong. Are you just out for a stroll this fine evening?” I said.

About a dozen men armed with pikes and spears and other long hand-to-hand weapons stood in front of me bathed in the flashlight glow from my Stair Boys.

I had gotten a tip that the Totki Clan was going to make a serious attack tonight. Apparently the information was correct, as this was far from their home turf. It had been a quiet week since my court trial and I wanted to keep things quiet.

However, as I stood there feeling pleased with myself, more and more Totki stepped into the light. They had been walking a staggered distance apart.

There must have been a hundred of them. What, did they have some kind of breeding program?

Hmm.

I only had fifteen Stair Boys with me. A small riot had broken out and the rest of my men were trying to put it down.

My original plan had been to arrest all the Totki, let them cool off a bit, and then turn them loose, confiscating any weapons. But we couldn’t do that to a hundred.

Hong was the second-in-command of the Totki Clan on Belvaille. He was a small man and to assume the traditional Totki ethnic appearance he had dyed his skin a bland yellow, had stretched his ears, put a plate in the bridge of his nose to elongate it, shaved all his head except for the very top in a circle, and wore blue caps on his teeth.

Hong carried a long, metal, bladed weapon, and I knew from reputation he was skilled with it.

“Are you carrying any illegal guns?” I asked him, assuming an official tone.

Firearms were technically banned on the city, though they were still common. Because of this, most gangs carried hand weapons and trained with them. I suppose it was a bit safer that you had to get murdered with a sword instead of a pistol, but it was a lot messier.

“Why you always bother us? Why you always say we break law? Why every time Totki move in our own system, we get trouble?” he spat.

Hong was a firebrand. Maybe not a great orator, but he was energetic. And right now he severely outnumbered us.

“You’ll shut your hole and answer the Supreme Kommilaire when he asks you a question,” I heard Valia shout from next to me.

There was a pause as this surprised just about everyone. Valia was unarmed. She was about the size of a baby’s eyelash and twice as cute. And the Totki did not have an over-appreciation for women in non-domestic roles.

“This your new bodyguard?” Hong teased. “Kommilaire grow smaller and smaller.”

MTB was helping quell the riot. I hadn’t thought this was going to be a difficult task.

I had to handle this with tact. I was not concerned for my safety. I was concerned for the safety of my men. We had guns, but likely some Totki did as well. And they could just hack my Stair Boys to pieces and scatter. Then I’d have to hunt them down for the next six months and I just couldn’t do that.

“You have no firearms?” I asked again.

“No, these legal,” Hong said at the wicked array of spears, the Totki’s favorite weapon.

“Do you have a Type-B carry license for them?”

“What that? No such thing!”

He was right. But I wasn’t sure how to defuse this situation. Not only that, but I had to make it so we didn’t look bad or they would take it as a victory and it would make dealing with them in the future more difficult.

The only reason anyone listens to our orders is because they listen to our orders. If they simply stopped, we wouldn’t be Kommilaire any longer.

“Let me see that,” I said.

Hong reluctantly let me take his pike. It had some kind of triggering mechanism on it.

“That pneumatic. Not gunpowder.”

I activated it and the blade shot out like a rocket-propelled cleaver. It clanged off the ground and people jumped out of the way.

Hong saw my expression.

“What? That legal. You only bother Totki.”

“I search everyone. I was just in a trial earlier, prosecuting your friends the Olmarr.”

The Totki nearby who heard, spat and cursed at mention of the name of their rivals.

“And he get off! No punishment. See?” Hong argued.

“You tell me where their weapons are and I’ll go take them,” I said.

Hong looked away.

“I’m here to protect everyone,” I continued.

“We don’t need protect. Everyone say they protect the Totki Clan. These our solar systems! These our planets for ten thousand years until you come and take our resource.”

“Well, it wasn’t me, I wasn’t alive ten thousand years ago.”

“Boss,” I heard Valia say to me.

I looked at her curiously. It was like she was oblivious to the danger she was in.

“Yeah?”

“Can I talk to you a moment over here?”

It was such an odd request, I handed Hong back his pike and walked with her. I had to lean down because she whispered.

“If you want to get out of this while still saving face, there is one guy carrying a Boli .44 on the inside of his jacket.”

“Who?” I asked.

“He’s four to the right of Hong and one back. Has a white scarf.”

I looked, couldn’t see him in the dark, then turned back to Valia.

“How do you know?”

“I saw it. Not everyone is as blind as you.”

I stood up and returned to Hong, taking my precious time.

Hong was about to launch into another rant, but I walked past him without making eye contact. I approached the one Valia had fingered, the crowd having no choice but to part for me and my girth.

The man seemed unsure what to do.

I put my left hand on his shoulder, firmly anchoring him to the spot, and then opened his jacket.

I turned around to Hong holding up the .44 pistol.

“What’s this?” I demanded. “You just told me, told the Supreme Kommilaire, that there were no guns here.”

“Probably don’t work,” Hong said weakly.

“You sure?”

I pointed it at Hong. It was far too small for my hand, I couldn’t begin to fit my finger on the trigger, let alone cock it. But it made a good impression.

Twenty spears tips were pointed at me.

I laughed.

“You going to poke me with your sticks? Where you getting these guys, Hong?”

Hong made some quick motions to his men and said something in Totki and they lowered their weapons.

“Take him,” I said to my Stair Boys, indicating the guy I had just searched.

Three of the Kommilaire moved forward to secure him. I noticed Valia had enough wisdom and restraint not to take part in the arrest.

“I’ll be letting him out in… a week,” I said. “Unless you want me to search the rest of you.”

They were silent.

“You are all going home, now, right?” I asked the Totki.

“Now? Yes. We go home. But only for now,” Hong said.

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CHAPTER 7

The next day I travelled with my Kommilaire across the city.

There were some roadblocks of refuse along the way we had to take down. Not sure what they were for, maybe gangs trying to demarcate their territory, maybe a really big trash monster taking a crap. Didn’t matter, it was in the way, and there was no one else to move it.

We eventually came to an entire block devoted to one man. He was the most powerful person on Belvaille. He was perhaps the most powerful man alive—though admittedly I didn’t get around much, or at all, so I wasn’t exactly an authority on the galaxy’s power rankings.

The whole block, both sides, were his buildings.

I had my own block named after me: “Hank Block.” But I only owned one building. Most of the other buildings were apartments for the Kommilaire or wealthy individuals who wanted to feel safe. Or catch a glimpse of my sexy body.

At the entrance to this block—which didn’t have a name, because it didn’t need one—there were full-on concrete emplacements with manned machine guns, chainguns, and even cannons.

If Belvaille ever did fall into chaos, it would still have a tough time penetrating into here. More likely, even at the height of its insanity, it would still have the sense to leave this man alone.

I had to present my credentials before the guard unlocked and opened the massive gate that barred entrance to the street. The Kommilaire had to wait outside.

I walked to the building to meet his majesty. Guns from adjacent buildings tracked my movements.

After a series of lengthy security measures, I was finally admitted inside.

A young, incredibly athletic man, wearing billowing pink pants, stepped out to meet me. His hair was long and curly.

“And who are you?” he asked with a sneer.

At this, another figure appeared behind him, wearing a tattered blue robe and slippers. He was very old and frail. His head was peculiar in that it looked like an upside down, wrinkled pear, with no hair. He had three misaligned eyes that blinked and looked independently of one another.

It was obvious he had no teeth and his lips had collapsed inward to fill the space. His hands and feet looked gigantic on his emaciated frame, which was visible because part of his robe was open.

“Shoo! Shoo!” Delovoa said to the golden-haired twink, slapping at him rudely.

The younger man hurried away, pouting.

“Hank,” Delovoa smiled his gummy smile, “great to see you.”

Delovoa was a mutant like me, though his mutation no longer functioned. I think at one point he could create external heat a few inches from his body. Handy if you needed to solder something, but otherwise useless. That was a level-one mutation. I was level four.

The scale for mutations went up to ten, theoretically. I had met one level-ten mutant in my life, Jyonal. He could make anything he thought of happen as long as he could imagine it, and as long as he was high on drugs. Jyonal had even made himself a new body when he was trying to hide from the authorities. He was a dangerous guy to have around.

Delovoa was the last of the great engineers and inventors—at least in this region of space.

Without him the Portals would stop working and the countless improvements he had made to Belvaille’s infrastructure would fail.

Belvaille was never designed to house as many people as it currently did. It was only through Delovoa’s continual jury-rigging that we weren’t all suffocating in a massive cloud of carbon dioxide, were capable of recycling our waste, and able to refuel and repair space ships.

He was a god on Belvaille and it was a death sentence to even joke about harming him. He didn’t pay for all this security constantly monitoring his safety, the city did.

And it did so gladly.

His very name was synonymous with brilliance and eccentricity. People quoted and misquoted him often. The only ruling in a trial that could trump an official opinion from Delovoa was another official opinion from Delovoa. Like if he said something had to be done for the safety of the city, it was done. Period.

We sat in one of his spacious living rooms. Despite him having vast wealth, he was relatively humble. There were gadgets and parts and wires all over the place. Toys and projects he was currently tinkering with.

He and I had gone through a lot together.

He had a special chair for me to sit in. It was tall and kind of slanted and I could just lean into it without it crumbling.

Delovoa sat on a big cushion and his bony knees stuck out.

“What brings you here, Hank?”

Why was I here?

“Do you ever wonder why we do it, Delovoa?”

“Ah, a bitch-session,” he said, his three eyes popping.

He grabbed a little bell from the table and rang it angrily, as if he hated it.

“Boy! Boy!”

A young man, different from the first, came hurrying in. He was muscular and bare from the waist up.

“Sir, you called?”

“Not you, the pretty one. Oh, never mind. Bring a bottle of Kozk and two glasses. And ice. And…” he turned to me, “I’m sure you want food, right?”

“Sure,” I answered.

“Food. Something tasty. Bring a lot. Hank eats everything. Go!”

The young man darted away.

“Do what, now?” he asked me.

“Any of this. Remember the Naked Guy?”

“Who?”

“The Naked Guy. Come on, the guy.”

“I know a lot of… oh the Naked Guy. The person who practically destroyed the entire galaxy. Yes, he’s tough to forget.”

“Well, he was like billions of years old. And he just… despised everything. Saw how pointless it all was and how everyone just repeated all the same mistakes forever. I go riding out every day and I see the same thing. I’m not close to a billion years old, but I can see that people just don’t learn. Don’t want to learn.”

“How is this news?” Delovoa asked.

The young man ran back in with a bottle and glasses.

“I said Kozk. This isn’t even alcohol. Kozk!”

Delovoa threw the bottle at him, but the young man was too fast and Delovoa threw like an old lady with bad depth perception because of his three eyes.

“Sorry. Yes. People are stupid. You can’t teach a triangle pi. I’ve had dozens of apprentices—” he started.

“Is that what you call them?”

He continued as if I had said nothing. His snarkiness was on a whole other level I couldn’t touch.

“But none of them got anywhere. They’re either too old to learn new things or too young to understand. It’s not like I can teach feral kids advanced technology. The war wiped us out.”

“It’s the same with me. I’m trying to teach the Kommilaire but it feels like they’re just going through the motions. Like they’re mimicking what I do without knowing why. I might be wrong half the time, but I at least know my objectives.”

“Well, you’re certainly popular. I get my people to tear down those damn loudspeakers blaring your trials, but someone puts them right back up.”

“That’s not just me. People like hearing the other programs too. I only do about a trial a week. But I just wonder, what’s going to happen in the future. What’s our legacy? What happens when you and I are gone?”

Delovoa smiled.

“I can tell you exactly. This station dies. The Portals in this system die and then eventually all of them across the galaxy. Then I suspect some thousands of years of Dark Ages where there are no empires. When the furthest any race can reach is its current solar system. Until science and technology and economies grow enough that they can make contact again.”

“Wow. You’re a downer.”

“It’s not going to happen overnight. It will likely take some hundreds of years after we’re gone. But it will happen. We’re already seeing it now. Belvaille isn’t exactly the height of civilization. And remember, we’re the center of the galaxy. We are the height of civilization.”

“So do you think when all the races meet back up again, they’ll do it different? Somehow better?”

He laughed.

“Why would they? How would they know or care what we did?”

“Then Naked Guy was right. We’re just going to repeat all our mistakes forever,” I said.

“If he really was billions of years old, then he must have seen this dozens of times at different scales. Maybe this was the biggest collapse. Maybe not. Maybe there was some prior society that spanned galaxies and then it turned to hell.”

“So why am I getting up every day and literally killing myself trying to keep this all together?” I asked.

“What else are you going to do, retire? When are you going to admit that you enjoy your job? You just like complaining even more.”

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CHAPTER 8

Ouch, my brain.

I bet whoever invented alcohol totally regretted it the next day.

The previous night had been spent drinking with Delovoa. Not sure how many bottles I had gone through, but my mouth was pasty and my eyes were dry and I felt tired.

I was too old to drink like that anymore. I would feel bad for two days, probably. It so wasn’t worth it.

Being an old mutant was a drag. I couldn’t drink. I couldn’t appreciate food. There was so little for me to physically enjoy in life now.

Sex? Not many women wanted to romp with a seven ton guy.

I was very unattractive. I knew that.

I prided myself on being self-aware. I knew my weaknesses. I knew my strengths. I just didn’t go trumpeting them because no one cared, and if you did, you came across like an ass.

I twisted on my bed and grabbed hold of the reinforced railings. I got to my feet and felt three times worse.

I stumbled into my bathroom and drank from the faucet a good long time and splashed water in my face. My nose was dry I was so dehydrated.

I stood in front of my toilet trying to go. I probably had a two hundred pound prostate gland and going to the bathroom wasn’t always an easy task.

To try and relax I thought of the Ginland Glocken team, which I still considered my home team even though they were on the other side of the galaxy. The sport of glocken hadn’t stopped, though away games were rare now.

Ginland’s Reskin Sleepers hadn’t won a single game in their history. Their losing streak had outlasted the very empire they were created in. Talk about folk legends.

I heard my radio going off in the other room.

Took a few minutes longer, but I managed to empty my bladder.

“Yeah?” I answered the radio.

“Look outside,” MTB said on the other end.

I walked over to my front door and opened it.

There were thousands of people in the street!

It wasn’t violent that I could see. Wasn’t a war or gang fight. So I closed the door and decided to change. I found I didn’t have as much powers of persuasion talking to people while in my underwear.

After I got all my equipment secured and drank a lot of water, I headed out.

“What are you doing on my lawn?” I said to anyone who could hear me.

They were chanting, clapping, disorganized. They carried banners and signs. They seemed upset.

They saw me come out of my door and a hundred voices accused me at once, making it impossible to tell what they were saying.

“Whoa. Whoa. What’s going on?”

A bold man in dingy clothes walked up to me with a pamphlet.

I tried to focus, holding it a bit further away because of the small type.

It said that each Kommilaire got paid 150,000 thumbs a year salary and that we had given ourselves a 25% raise. It also went over a list of perks and bonuses that were extreme in their largesse.

I had been around forgeries for centuries. Real forgeries. This was a professional attempt to look unprofessional. It was fake.

This wasn’t printed by some concerned citizens in a rented workshop. It was on durable material with excellent presentation. Some real printers who knew their craft made it.

What’s more, it mentioned things like banking rates and lend-leasing and utilities and obscure concepts that simply weren’t known by the public and certainly not known enough to print and be pissed off about.

The details were all fabrications, of course. But I didn’t have any of this in writing. I didn’t keep a stack of ledgers I could wave around and go, “See? This is all untrue.”

I noticed I wasn’t directly mentioned anywhere. Though as Supreme Kommilaire, presumably I had something to do with it.

I looked up and could see some of my Kommilaire looking out from their apartments. They didn’t want to step into this fray. Or maybe they were, according to the pamphlet, too overpaid and pampered to care.

I moved into the mob, wondering how I could disperse them. I couldn’t just start shooting people. They cleared a space as I walked. They weren’t so upset that they were ready to throw themselves under my feet and get mashed.

They didn’t even seem to be mad at me. They were yelling at the buildings. Buildings which they knew housed a lot of the Kommilaire.

But their yelling was making my hangover worse.

Suddenly the shouts turned to screams and the street cleared like an umbrella had been raised in a heavy downpour. Not that I’d ever used an umbrella. Or been in a heavy downpour.

“Hank!” A masculine voice yelled.

I turned and saw the source of the commotion.

A man stood maybe a hundred yards from me. He was a big, grizzled guy. He wore tactical body armor covered in wild tribal markings. He carried a four-stack missile launcher on his shoulder. I could tell it was old military because it was black and boxy and unsexy… and because it said “Colmarian Navy” on the side.

Some of my Kommilaire had exited their apartments at this. I spoke into my radio.

“Everyone stay back.”

The crowd was tense. Their protest banners were limp in their hands.

I waited.

But nothing else was forthcoming.

“Yes?” I prompted.

“I’m Eshthus-Beuldarion from Polgia-Moshtha-Urmia-Rezdunta!” He said, stomping his feet at each accented syllable.

I actually laughed. I guess there were some simple things in life I could still enjoy.

“Was that supposed to be dramatic?” I called back to him.

“Prepare to die and draw your weapon!”

Odd way of phrasing it.

Let’s see, he was about a hundred yards off. I looked at my assortment of guns. I hadn’t used this bolt action in a while. I wasn’t very good with it though. I had cut off the rear of the stock to make it smaller.

I couldn’t remember if it was cocked and loaded. Come to think of it, that was a pretty bad thing to not know, being Supreme Kommilaire and all.

I took the rifle off its hook, held the foregrip with my left hand and I tried to pull back the bolt with my right and I not only ripped it from the rifle, but I bent the chamber and split the stock. It basically fell apart in my hands. I looked down at it.

At least it hadn’t been loaded. So I didn’t feel so bad about that.

Whatshisface-from-wherever took that opportunity to set his weapon, got down on one knee to brace himself, and fired.

I got hit in the chest with a missile!

“Dammit!” I yelled.

I’m not sure what kind of missile it was that hit me, but it wasn’t an anti-Hank missile. It hadn’t even budged me. Compared to a heart attack it was like a fly landing on my ear. My hangover was worse, however.

When the smoke cleared I saw all the guns on my chest were destroyed. That had been like a decade’s worth of top-quality firearms! I had some pistols that escaped destruction, and I reached for one of those. I needed to get closer, though, so I began walking forward.

“We need to help him,” I heard Valia say from the sidelines.

“Just relax, new guy,” MTB replied.

My would-be assassin fiddled with his missile launcher as I delicately cocked my pistol, trying to avoid breaking it.

A second missile hit me in the chest.

When I could see clearly, my pistol was gone. Missiled away I guess.

“Dammit,” I repeated.

I knew I was now too close for him to use his weapon. Missiles have to travel a certain distance before they arm themselves, otherwise the user could get killed if it accidentally hits something on the way, like a branch or pane of glass or wire.

He threw down the missile launcher and pulled out a revolver and began shooting me. As if seeing two Navy missiles fail to slow me it stood to reason that some really tiny unexploding missiles would do the trick.

When that didn’t work, and I was getting closer, he thought it prudent to return to his many-hyphened homeworld.

But the crowd surged back in and cut off his escape.

I reached him and grabbed hold of his neck. The protestors pressed in once he was in my grasp, standing on tiptoes to watch.

“I sentence you to—”

I looked around at the crowd, whose eyes were all agog in anticipation. All they wanted was entertainment and a gallon of blood.

Which I gave them.

A gasp collectively went up as I dropped the remains of the criminal on the ground.

Valia and MTB approached.

MTB looked at the deceased attacker with unconcealed enthusiasm.

Valia had her mouth open, staring at me.

Out of nowhere, I saw an adjudicator running up, waving his arms.

“Shut up,” I said to him, before he could speak.

CHAPTER 9

“Do you still want to be a Stair Boy?” I asked Valia, at the entrance to her apartment, wondering if yesterday’s events had dampened her enthusiasm for the job.

“Come in,” she said.

I did, as she returned to buckling her boots.

“I understand why you killed that guy,” she answered simply. “You had to break up the crowd somehow. Almost everyone went home right afterwards. It’s like they came specifically to watch you fight. And he did attack you.”

“I notice you haven’t asked for a gun yet.”

She pulled out a pistol from her coat.

“Where’d you get that?” I said, annoyed. “If you bought it on the black market, that’s supporting the exact stuff we’re trying to end.”

“Be cool, I brought it with me to the station. Your scanners are terrible. That’s probably why guys can walk around with D78 rocket launchers and shoot at you.”

“Thanks for volunteering,” I said after she was done dressing.

“What did I volunteer for, by the way?”

“We’re going on a special assignment today,” I said.

“Just us two?” she asked.

“Yeah.”

MTB was a good Stair Boy, but he thought all that was required was a firm fist. As Supreme Kommilaire I had to do more than just beat up people. Yesterday I asked for volunteers and was pleased to see nearly all my men trusted me enough to go on a special assignment with no questions asked.

“Is that what you came over to tell me? Or did you have other reasons?”

Valia undid her coat in a blink and stood before me with her eyes narrowed and a devious grin. She had a much better body than I guessed. Her clothes must be so constrictive I’m surprised she didn’t have blood spurting from her ears.

She was almost completely naked straight to her knee boots, waiting for my response, not the least bit shy.

I stood there for ages. This woman was probably two hundred years younger than me, about the size of my arm, and about the weight of my pinky. She was attractive enough that she could have nearly any man on Belvaille.

“Are you making fun of me?” I asked her.

“Wha—no,” she said, surprised, her eyes blinking.

“We’re going to visit Hobardi,” I continued. Valia quickly buttoned her coat as I spoke. “He is a religious leader on Belvaille. The Sublime Order of Transcendence. I’d guess about a fifth of the station are members—including a number of the Stair Boys. This is a problem. You understand?”

Valia was fixing her hair hurriedly and straightening her outfit.

“Hobardi, yeah.”

“Let’s go,” I said.

Hank Block had moved numerous times. Wherever I lived was basically renamed Hank Block. Its current location came about because I wanted to have the closest access to the largest number of functioning trains. It was north central in terms of the city.

Belvaille used to have trains everywhere. You almost never had to walk very far. But the equipment to run and repair them had been cannibalized for other purposes. Delovoa could fix the trains, I’m sure, but his time was better spent elsewhere. He did make sure all the remaining trains could carry me, however. Something I was quite thankful for.

On the train I was thinking about the meeting coming up when I remembered what Valia had said in her apartment. I didn’t want her to be embarrassed about it.

I looked over at her and saw her staring at me with the same cocky expression she’d worn when she was naked.

Meh, she wasn’t going to be embarrassed.

“What is the religion like?” she asked.

“Nut jobs. Total fruitcakes. But don’t say that.”

“I’m not stupid…”

“Hobardi is a con man if there ever was one. And like any good con man, he’s smart. He has a mutant who works with him. I think my level or maybe even higher. He’s always with him. I want you to keep your eye on him.”

“What are his abilities?”

“I don’t know. See if you can pick up anything.”

After a train transfer, we were back walking on the street. The clothes of the pedestrians had abruptly changed.

People wore long colored togas with headdresses. There were whites, purples, oranges, yellows. The colors meant something, but damned if I knew what.

Once we entered the main building of the Church, the personnel changed yet again.

Instead of serene folks in bright togas, it was sexy women in scanty clothes.

Hobardi was an extreme womanizer. His religion probably had its origins in a complicated pick-up line.

I had ulterior motives in bringing Valia. I wanted an extra set of eyes, but I also wanted to throw off the perv Hobardi in our negotiations. I knew he would be enthralled with Valia, not just because she was good-looking, but because she was a Kommilaire. There were other female Kommilaire, it was true, but they tended to be a little on the butch side with five o’clock shadows and deep voices.

An absurdly tall and thin man wearing sunglasses walked to meet us. He was Hobardi’s mutant. My nose didn’t work well, but he smelled bad.

“What do you want with the Grandmaster?” he asked without laughing. That might have been his mutant ability: to refer to a charlatan as a “Grandmaster” and not smile. His very dour expression made it clear he was not kept around as comic relief.

“To learn at his feet,” I said, also without laughing.

“You the guy that fought those Dredel Led?” Which I thought was a weird thing to ask.

“Sure,” I answered.

He wordlessly walked with us to the next room, which was primarily occupied by a large, heated pool. There were recliners and exotic flowers and trees in here as well.

The room made me uncomfortable, as my body was not able to regulate its temperature well and it was unbearably hot and humid.

Hobardi walked up to us wearing a bathing suit. He was a fit man, muscular and tan. I heard he took all kinds of drugs and went through all kinds of surgeries and procedures to stay fit and attractive. It was much easier being a cult leader when you were handsome.

Which left me out of the religion business.

He wore necklaces and rings and talismans but they were unobtrusive. He had high cheekbones, perfect hair, and his constant smile was so white you could probably bounce lasers off his teeth.

“Hank, good of you to come,” he said.

He held out his hand in some gesture, probably out of habit. I can’t remember if his disciples kissed or bowed or what, but it didn’t matter to me, I wasn’t his disciple.

I merely nodded.

“Who is your friend?” he asked, his eyes glowing with interest.

I was really hot. I could shrug off missiles but a mist of warm water was incapacitating me. This was pretty humiliating.

“My name is Valia,” she said, noticing my struggle.

I was worried my condition was going to undermine my negotiations, but Valia again covered and she snapped off the top button of her coat and flung her hair around.

“You’ll have to excuse us, we’re not dressed for this sauna,” she said sultrily.

Hobardi probably didn’t even notice I was there at that point.

“Valia. A beautiful name,” he said. “Come then, let’s retire to a more comfortable area.”

Valia, Hobardi, and the mutant walked out as I followed behind, wiping the moisture from my face.

Valia and Hobardi reclined on a couch in another room as I stood there trying to catch my breath. The mutant was impassive in his sunglasses. Valia had really taken over the situation and was flirting in her dominant manner with Hobardi, who looked almost like easy prey.

I took a moment to squirt some food into my mouth, which helped. I’d been told in no uncertain terms that I looked “disgusting” while I was eating the greenish paste. Which was fine, food didn’t need to be pretty.

“Right,” I began. “I need you to rescind the Brotherhood Commandment.”

I think everyone had forgotten me.

“What?” Hobardi asked.

“Your Brotherhood Commandment. ‘No member of the Order shall harm another member of the Order.’ It makes policing this city impossible.”

Hobardi smiled serenely.

“I merely interpret the Will of the Prophet,” he said nonsensically.

I couldn’t call him full of crap in his own temple, but he had made the Commandment specifically to make it difficult for my Kommilaire. His Order had their own police force and they sure as hell didn’t dispense brotherly love—unless it was compassion that led them to speed their adversaries into the blessed afterlife.

Already I had instances where my Stair Boys had refused to act against other Order members and it had caused people to get hurt. I couldn’t have external groups exerting influence from within the Kommilaire. Not only did it make our jobs that much harder, but it might make us lose that last hair of credibility which turned the citizens on us.

“I think you want to work with me on this. I can’t protect you, otherwise,” I said.

“Protection? We are a peaceful religion,” he said, flanked by his mutant bodyguard, in a part of the city blockaded by his paramilitaries.

“Maybe we can do something for you,” Valia said, dragging her fingernails across his jawbone and making him raise his head like a cat being stroked.

“Are you planning on running for Governor in the election?” he asked me.

“No. Who the hell would want that job?”

“Me. I want you to back me for the position.”

“I’m not backing anyone. No one even knows what the job does. What if we decide the Governor has to sweep the streets?”

Hobardi paused to think of another angle.

“If you’re not backing anyone, then help with the Olmarr Republic. They’ve kidnapped a member of my personnel. I want you to get him back.”

“How do you know it was them? People go missing all the time. Despite our best efforts, this is still a dangerous city.”

“They told us they had him right after he disappeared.”

“Oh. That seems odd. Why would they take him? Who is he?”

“A member of my church. Two Clem.”

“Two Clem?” I asked, surprised. “The actor? He’s still alive?”

Two Clem had been a big shot celebrity like a hundred years ago. I mean really famous. Funny hair and funny pants and starred in dramas. I had never seen his work but I had pulled a job for him once back when Belvaille was in the state of Ginland. I hadn’t thought about him much since then, but I assumed he was dead or had left Belvaille or both.

“Yes, he’s alive,” Hobardi answered, irritated. “He’s a very important figure for the Order. Especially in communicating our message off-station.”

“What?” I said, honestly confused.

Then I remembered that the Sublime Order of Transcendence had actually managed to spread to places other than Belvaille. The religion was such a joke that it was hard for me to imagine anyone taking it seriously out of the poverty-stricken confines of gullible Belvaille.

I suppose it made sense that he would use a celebrity, or former celebrity, to help him endorse his wares. I wonder if Two Clem actually believed in the Order. Two Clem didn’t like to share the spotlight and neither did Hobardi. Seemed an unusual fit.

“I can talk to the Olmarr—” I started.

“I don’t want you to talk. I want you to get my people back and kill Peush,” he said, who was the leader of the Olmarr Republic faction on Belvaille.

“Who do you think I am?”

Hobardi leaned forward on the couch, his eyes hard.

“I think you’re Hank, and I know exactly who you are.”

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CHAPTER 10

I was at my apartment trying to trim my toenails.

It wasn’t as easy as you might think. I couldn’t reach them for one. Not even close. And there was nothing that could cut them. If I shot them with a high-powered rifle, I’d just have mashed bullets all over my feet.

I had a file I was using. But it took a long time and was tiring. I could get someone else to do this, I guess, but I’d just feel like a pampered idiot having someone else hack away at my feet for hours.

The doorbell rang and I was thankful to put off my foot duty for a bit.

MTB was outside in his gear—though I don’t think he ever took it off. He probably showered with a gun.

“Boss, there’s trouble at the radio telescopes.”

“Whoa. Round up who you can,” I said, indicating the apartments on the street, “we’ll leave in five.”

The north edge of Belvaille was completely dominated by some relics of the Colmarian Confederation: giant telescopes.

The old empire had used them to spy on the activities of neighboring species. Now they had taken on a completely different role and were used as broadcast instruments.

Belvaille was of strategic importance for many reasons, but the telescopes were a prime one. I don’t know how they did it, but they could transmit data maybe a quarter of the way across the galaxy—as long as there was a single Portal hop in between.

So we were the media hub of the… whatever the Colmarian Confederation had devolved into.

Various parties put out propaganda, news, and entertainment shows. The telescopes were in operation every minute of the day and their use was extremely democratic: if you could pay an outrageous fee to the city, you could use the telescopes.

MTB could only get about ten people, including Valia and himself.

“What’s wrong with your toenails?” she asked, looking down.

“Shut up, new guy,” I said.

We took the train north.

When we approached the installations, it was obvious there was trouble. There was a huge crowd of armed men in the street facing another huge crowd of armed men.

Totki were on one side, as evidenced by their array of spears. Hong was whipping them into a frenzy as usual.

The other side I guessed to be Olmarr.

The Olmarr Republic concerned me more than any of the other groups. Despite what Zadeck said, I did keep some track of the goings-on outside of Belvaille. The Republic had successfully unified a fair number of planets and even whole solar systems under their administration.

And they considered Ceredus, the solar system that Belvaille resided in, their capital.

The Olmarr were not done with the civil war. They weren’t tired of it like everyone else seemed to be.

I didn’t know how to identify Olmarr. The Sublime Order of Transcendence wore robes and headdresses and other garb. The Totki were all of the same rough ethnic traits and styles and tended to live in large communities.

The Olmarr were an idea.

An understanding that there was some greater region of space that should all be aligned based on archaic historical precedence. They specifically made it hard to identify themselves. It was why I couldn’t think of how to find Two Clem. He could be anywhere, assuming the Olmarr had truly kidnapped him.

My Stair Boys elbowed through the gathering and I saw Peush, the head of the Olmarr Republic on Belvaille.

“Hank,” he said, smiling wonderfully.

He was a tall man, middle-aged, with medical implants on his face and neck. He also had a beautiful speaking voice. A valuable attribute when your job is to broadcast speeches across the galaxy.

“What’s going on?” I asked.

“They racist! They going to threaten us,” Hong cut in.

“They are Blocking the Waves,” Peush countered, which was an official crime. You couldn’t interfere with telescope transmissions.

Peush had about fifteen men with him, armed variously with clubs and chainsaws. But Hong had what looked to be over twenty-five.

“You try and get us killed! Read this,” Hong thrust a dog-eared stack of papers into my face.

“What’s this?”

“That his speech.”

I read the first few sentences:

The Totki are sand rats. They spread disease and eat our food and provide no value to our great society. They must be eradicated as sand rats are, for they are not Olmarr and are not people.

There were about thirty pages past that.

“Where’d you get this?” I asked.

“Don’t matter. We protect ourselves,” Hong answered.

“Is this your real speech?” I asked Peush.

“I have no interest in his delusions,” he said calmly.

That wasn’t really a denial.

“Yeah, but is this your speech?”

“Hank, may I have a word?”

“Watch them,” I told my Stair Boys, who took up positions between the two groups.

I walked some distance away with Peush.

“Hank, we consider you a hero. You helped instigate the rise of the Second Olmarr Republic. Your name is mentioned liberally in the Noconeir.”

I so didn’t care what that was, and gave a weak smile. But then I realized this was the stuff I had to care about. I couldn’t just brush it away.

“What’s the Noconeir?”

“It is the entire history of the Olmarr Republics. First and Second.”

“Sounds long.”

“If you connected the words end-to-end it would extend from here to the planet Ue’wantasha.”

“Must use big words.”

“The point is, Hank, why are you bothering yourself with those things? It’s their kind that brought about the decline of the First Olmarr Republic. They weakened our purity until we became a Confederation. A failed Confederation. You of all people know how bad the original empire was.”

“Maybe, but I don’t know anything about Republics.”

“I’d be happy to give you a copy of the Noconeir.”

“I don’t have time to read a book that spans solar systems. And how truthful is it going to be? How many eye witness accounts do you have from that long ago?”

“A number of libraries and computers still exist, and we researched their archives diligently. You’re respected on the station, Hank, you shouldn’t be walking around every day dealing with this.”

“No?” I asked, humoring him.

“You should be taking advantage of your wisdom and experience, sitting in an office, telling others what to do. Eating. You should be Governor, let the young people handle security.”

I smiled.

“Young people like your Olmarr Republican guards?”

“I’m not suggesting that, but we do have many disciplined and principled members who would be willing to assist. Just say the word and we would back you. You have to know that you would easily win, and you could give up all… this.”

I looked over to Hong, who was doing his best to stretch the forty feet so he could overhear our conversation.

Peush was a tough character to figure out. I knew Hobardi was full of crap. I knew Hong was a zealot for his people. I had no idea where Peush was. Did he believe all this Second Republic stuff?

“Do you know Two Clem?” I asked him, and I looked closely for a reaction.

“The actor?”

I saw nothing to betray further knowledge. Hong was easy to bait. So was Hobardi, who didn’t even try to be serious. But Peush was calculating and collected. Even if he knew, even if he was carrying Two Clem on his back right now, I’m not sure he would have betrayed his poker face.

“Come on, let’s talk to Hong,” I said.

We walked back and I got the men face-to-face, though I stood nearby.

“I am losing my allotted broadcast time,” Peush complained.

“So what!” Hong fired back.

“How about this, you give your normal speech, but with a Totki observer?” I offered.

“I am not going to be censored,” Peush stated.

“How about you have me present while you give the speech? I mean, I could do that anyway, in the name of public safety.” I turned to Hong. “Does that satisfy you?”

“No, they say we rats. Say we should die. Say our children should die. Take all our property.”

“That isn’t in my speech,” Peush said. “Though it’s not a bad set of ideas.”

Three people were on the ground bleeding before I had even realized a fight started.

Peush was whisked to the back of his group and safety, but Hong fought right in the front. The Totki were good warriors, but the Olmarr had those high-speed, electric chainsaws which were savagely effective.

“Hank, look out!” I heard MTB shout.

I turned, not especially concerned, as I was unable to get very concerned in a fight. I saw a Totki running towards me with… duct tape?

He jumped up and pressed it on my face and it was so bizarre I was momentarily at a loss. I mean, I carried around like 500 pounds of chains, did they think some adhesive ribbon was going to stop me? Yeah, it was over my eyes, but it’s not like it was permanent. It didn’t even hurt.

I reached up to remove it.

My fingers were far too thick and clumsy to grasp the tape, let alone feel it. And I couldn’t hear any crinkling because of the sounds of the battle. I tried rubbing at it, but I couldn’t generate enough friction to burn away duct tape all that easily.

Hmm.

“Hey, can someone get this tape off me?” I asked.

I was basically an obstacle in a gang fight. I could hear the commotion, but had no idea how the sides were faring.

I couldn’t tell my Stair Boys to apprehend the combatants as they were busy trying to kill each other.

“Everyone just calm down. We can work this out,” I said feebly.

I heard my Stair Boys yelling and then gunfire.

Great.

“Stop struggling,” Valia said. “I don’t want you to turn my hands into jelly with your monster fingers.”

I stood there as she removed the tape from my eyes.

When I was gifted with vision again, I saw there were four dead, eight wounded, and none captured beyond those who were too hurt to run away.

About half of those hurt were from my Stair Boys shooting.

I did not feel this was a successful patrol.

CHAPTER 11

It was the next day and I was conducting a small trial in my living room with Hong, Peush, MTB, Valia, and an adjudicator named Gralion.

“I demand Street Trial,” Hong declared, wanting a public trial on one of the court streets.

“No, your men are wounded and I don’t have the desire for my guards to be sitting around at the hospital waiting for a trial date. This gets solved now.”

“What are the charges?” Gralion asked. He was an older man who had never made judge and was bitter about it.

“Assault. Endangering the telescopes. Blocking the Waves. And attacking me.”

“No one ‘attack’ you. It was tape.”

“What?” Gralion asked.

“Duct tape, I believe,” Peush said.

“Doesn’t matter,” I said. “I was still attacked. And it wasn’t a gun, so it was illegal.”

Neither Hong nor Peush really wanted to be in the same room with each other, but they wanted their men back more and I wasn’t doing two trials.

“What do you sentence them to?”

“I have eight wounded. Five from you,” indicating Hong, “and three from you,” to Peush. “Half go to prison.”

“Prison?” Hong screamed. “That too much. Stair Boys do shooting, not us. It them that cause trouble,” he said, pointing to Peush.

“How can one-and-a-half of my men go to prison?” Peush asked, smirking.

“Round up. Two,” I said.

“That’s very excessive, Supreme Kommilaire,” Gralion said. “I think a fine is more in order.”

“Yes!” Hong said.

“I’m changing my sentence to death. All of them.”

“You can’t do that,” Gralion argued. “That’s… double-jeopardy. Or mistrial.”

He had apparently not bought the book of legal terms.

“Says who? Besides, you two were there also. I could arrest both of you, so don’t get cocky,” I said.

But I couldn’t arrest them. That was an idle threat and they knew it. I was sitting here with them, the next day, essentially negotiating for the release of their men. If I arrested Hong or Peush, how many hundreds or thousands would march down here to set them free?

“How do you decide which ones go to prison?” Peush asked.

I chose to back off a bit and give them some room.

“You pick the ones who go free. But I need two from you and three from you,” I answered.

“He should have three,” Hong said.

“How about one and two between them?” Gralion asked.

“Two and two,” I countered.

“Deal,” Gralion said.

The bosses weren’t happy of course, but by making the numbers even, they at least couldn’t say I treated either side preferentially. This was the outcome I had been planning all along.

“Fine, tell me the names of those you want freed. A couple guys are really hurt, so you might want to just let them go to prison—or maybe you want to set them free. Up to you.”

“May we see them?” Peush asked.

“No.”

Not sure why I said that. I just didn’t want to deal with it, I guess. I wanted to get them shifted to prison so we could move on.

Peush gave me the names of ones who were apparently higher in the Olmarr Republic hierarchy. Hong gave me names of ones who had important familial ties.

I radioed for those to be released and the others to be prepped for transfer. Everyone was pissed off, but they should have thought of that before they got into a street fight in front of the Supreme Kommilaire.

“Boss, your Stair Boys suck,” Valia said, when we were alone later.

“Shut up, new guy,” MTB responded.

“What do you mean?” I asked.

“Well, as soon as you were blinded, they spent about thirty seconds trying to figure out how to break up the fight and then they just pulled their guns and shot at everyone. I’m surprised more people weren’t hurt.”

“It didn’t happen like that at all,” MTB countered.

“Then what did happen?” I asked, “Because I see a lot of gunshot wounds and no injured Stair Boys.”

“Would it have been better if your own people were hurt?” he asked, mock surprised.

“Just give me your view.”

“Well…” and I could see Valia’s account wasn’t too far off based on his expression. “Maybe they did panic a bit. It’s not exactly easy to take a chainsaw from a guy trying to kill another guy who is wielding a spear.”

“Yeah,” I conceded. “You think training would help? I don’t think we’ve ever had any. Not for real.”

He shrugged.

“How do you train for Belvaille, Boss? You learn by doing, as I see it.”

I decided to personally transfer the prisoners to their final home.

RW33. The Royal Wing. It was a huge freighter sitting a short distance from Belvaille.

Valia was with me in the shuttle, as I thought it wouldn’t be bad for her to see the process.

Used to be I hated flying. I would throw up every single time I entered zero gravity. Now, I loved it. I was weightless! I could move around and lift my arms with little effort.

It was only about a fifteen minute trip total, but it was fun. I felt like a kid again. Though I still had my same mass, so I had to be careful not to go accelerating myself too much or I could cause some damage, maybe even wreck our ship.

The prisoners, two from each gang, were fairly injured and covered in bandages or lying down. I didn’t even have them restrained. They seemed resigned to their fates, especially knowing that their leaders had specifically chosen not to save them. Being picked last for kickball was one thing, but this was harsh.

We docked with the freighter.

Our ship was merely connected to the side and we were still weightless. This is how we delivered supplies as well.

We opened a door and there were a series of sealed hatches ahead. They couldn’t open any of those until we had disembarked.

The prisoners were helped out and into the first compartment. I went with them.

“Where are you going?” Valia asked.

“Sir,” I reminded her.

“You’re going onto the prison ship?” She was stunned.

“Yeah, I need to talk to some people. I’ll be fine.”

“Are there any Kommilaire on there? Sir.”

“Nope. Just prisoners.”

“How many?”

“I don’t know. Five thousand? Eight thousand? I’ll be back in a bit.”

I closed the doors between us and waited for the locks. I then opened the next hatch and moved the prisoners over. Gravity increased gradually at every seal until it matched that of Belvaille.

I opened the last door.

Four prisoners were waiting. They were surprised to see me.

“New citizens,” I told them.

They got stretchers and helped the new men to the medical bay, which was also run by prisoners.

I looked around. The Royal Wing was an enormous metal cocoon. It was cleaner than Belvaille because they couldn’t afford to have trash or waste. Everything was put to use. Their housing was little more than bare beams or rods that demarcated spaces. They built up towards the ceiling which was maybe a hundred feet above. The apartments that stretched up that high only had floors and maybe a blanket or two for privacy.

They were a busy lot, constantly repairing and rebuilding their city.

The town was crowded with dirty men—most of them were men—and they wore pretty much the clothes they had come in with. So you could see styles that stretched across the decades just by taking a stroll.

People stopped what they were doing and stared at me for a moment, but only a moment. They were occupied with surviving. I put most of these people here and they didn’t have time for me.

This place knocked me out. It was filled with the worst offenders from Belvaille but run so efficiently.

And the solution had been simple: take away everything so they had nothing to fight over. Put them in a decaying bathtub surrounded by the void of space. Then if anyone ever acted up, the mob killed them and used their body parts as building materials.

The Royal Wing had an exceedingly low crime rate from what I understood.

And I was here to meet its mayor.

I finally found him. He was using a makeshift saw to cut a pipe.

“Hank!” He exclaimed. “When did you get here?”

“Just now. Dropped off some new citizens.”

Uulath was an emaciated, dark-skinned man with dreadlocked brown hair. He looked slightly less dirty than his compatriots, but only slightly. He had no shirt and every muscle on his gaunt upper torso was defined. His pants were cut off at the knee from wear and he had no shoes. You would guess he was an energetic middle-aged man, but prison life adds years.

No one died of natural causes in this place, because no one was living naturally.

“Are the ones you brought good workers you think?” Uulath asked.

“They’re beat up. Went to the medical bay I assume.”

He sighed.

“You’re looking really huge, Hank. How do you get so big?”

“Mutation. You’re looking small.”

“Starvation. What else you want?” he asked, putting down the saw.

“Can we talk?” and I was about to say, “privately,” but I realized it didn’t matter who heard. They had no radios here. No one talked to them. I could shout out my darkest secrets and it would be as if I hadn’t told anyone.

“Go ahead,” he said.

A strange thing happened to inmates on the Royal Wing. Everyone who came here died here, eventually. No one said they would take care of you on the inside because no one had access to the inside except the Kommilaire. No one said they would fight to get you released early, because no one was ever released.

Whatever you were before you came here, Olmarr Republican, Totki, Order of Transcendence, banker, mother, father, whatever, you were now a prisoner of the Royal Wing. Everything else about you was gone.

Uulath got information on what was happening on Belvaille from new prisoners. Information that they wouldn’t tell anyone if they weren’t otherwise doomed. If people didn’t want to talk out of some residual loyalty to their old lives, well, they eventually came around.

A prison colony run by prisoners with punishments meted out by prisoners was not a place to be anti-social.

“Two Clem,” I said. “You know him?”

“The actor?”

“Yeah,” I said.

“I heard he was kidnapped. The Order says Olmarr Republic. Olmarr says not them.”

“Hmm. 19-10. An assassin. Or bounty hunter.”

“Never heard of him. You have an election coming up, right?”

“So they say.”

“You have a lot of candidates,” Uulath said.

“Really?”

He laughed.

“Hank, do you remember why you arrested me?”

“You murdered a little girl.”

“And do you remember what she was wearing?”

A silent pause.

“A dress. A green dress.”

“That was almost thirty years ago. You,” he said, pointing at me, “were born for that job. The gods made it for you. But you’re crap at politics. And Belvaille is politics now. That’s all the new people talk about.”

He smiled at me.

“Do you know how many people I’ve killed since I’ve been here?” he asked.

“I suspect a lot.”

“None. I look to you for guidance,” he said.

“What?” That struck me as an odd statement for the mayor of the Royal Wing to make. I was immediately suspicious.

“You are the strongest person on Belvaille but you hardly ever kill anyone. You use your head more than your fists. It’s something I wish I had known when I was younger.”

“Do you guys have any urgent needs?” I asked.

I didn’t know if he was trying to sweet talk me, but we weren’t friends. When the Totki had put duct tape so effectively on my eyes, it made me realize that they had been sitting around concocting that strategy. A strategy based specifically on fighting me. How much time did Uulath have to think about me and how he might manipulate me?

“Ten rolls of mylon plastic and two water filtration systems would be great. We have eight different water containment areas based on how clean it is. The eighth one is like liquid rust.”

I took a deep breath and pondered his request.

He chuckled and wore a wistful, melancholy expression.

“You’re thinking, ‘What can I give them yet still leave this place a living hell?’ You are our sun god, Hank. We fear you like the insects that crawl around in the safety of the night.”

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CHAPTER 12

There was a little bit of a hassle at the entrance to the four block district that was the Ank Reserve.

The guards demanded I remove all my weapons, but I had too many and I didn’t feel like it. Finally, I simply walked past them. The guards thought better of firing on me.

Besides, I had been personally summoned.

The Ank were, or at least had been, the bankers of the galaxy. They had nearly been exterminated in the war. Not because anyone particularly bore them ill will, but the Ank were never very populous, and when one side wanted to end the funding to the other side during the civil war, they would attack the Ank planets. Eventually, they were almost wiped out.

My motto was to never take sides.

The Ank seemed to have a motto of take every side equally. Some people even blame the Ank for increasing the scale of the civil war, because they funded so much of it.

Between losing the Ank home worlds and our teles, the financial system across the galaxy simply ceased to exist. Barter and trade became the most common form of conducting business.

But Belvaille still had some Ank.

They set the rates for every kind of good or service that existed, even dealing with the local currencies of other planets. They also lent money, sold stocks in companies, set interest rates based on credit ratings, set credit ratings, sold insurance, and did anything you could conceive of that could be done with money other than maybe liquefy and drink it.

Prostitutes and gigolos even had costs based on the Ank scales, which were changed hourly.

Four enormous Boards, three stories tall, facing each direction from the Reserve, recorded the galaxy’s prices. Thousands of people crowded around these Boards, buying and selling commodities every minute of every day.

I didn’t understand any of it of course.

But I understood that the Ank were incredibly valuable. Before they had arrived and started maintaining a unified system of currency, it was chaos. There was no concept of money. As soon as the Ank said, “these four plastic cylinders are as good as a barrel of alcohol,” people believed it right away. Because they were the Ank, and that’s all they did.

I was escorted into an inner building and instructed to go upstairs by one of the guards.

“I don’t do stairs,” I said.

We stood in the lobby awkwardly.

For controlling all the money in Belvaille, in a sense, the Ank weren’t showy. The lobby was a lobby. The fake plants were dusty. There was a receptionist desk, but he or she must have been out to lunch. The carpet was a bit faded and worn from foot traffic.

The elevator dinged and I was happy to see three Ank exit.

Ank all looked the same. And I don’t say that to be racist, they literally all looked the same. Not even a mother could identify her own children from a random stranger’s.

They had pale white, almost translucent skin, with basically no features at all. They were taller than a normal Colmarian but thinner. Their arms were so spindly as to be useless.

They all wore a kind of long-sleeved robe that went down to the floor. They differentiated one another by what they put on those robes.

They had jewels, trinkets, chains, writing, relics, sculptures, symbols, electronics, and anything else that would make them distinct from their cohorts. I heard that when an Ank was going to place a new bauble on his robe, it was a major celebration with many there to view the ceremony.

They also had insanely long names that people stopped paying attention to after the second or third minute of them trying to say it all.

In consequence of all this, we had no idea how many Ank there were on Belvaille because we couldn’t tell them apart. And it’s not as if there was ever an Ank street festival where they danced around and we could count them. Most of the daily activities at the Reserve were handled by other races the Ank had hired and trained—a highly sought-after career. If you ever met in person with an Ank to settle a deal, you knew you were a big shot and it was important.

The Ank had melodious voices with no great inflection. All their words sounded pleasant. There’s a phrase, “Ank-talk.” If you Ank-talk something you are making something bad sound good.

Of all the major factions on Belvaille, I perhaps felt most uncomfortable with the Ank. Not for my safety, but because I felt perpetually like I was a little kid being talked down to by knowledgeable teachers.

“Greetings, Supreme Kommilaire,” one of the Ank chimed.

“I don’t do stairs,” I said, already embarrassed by their scrutiny.

“We shall adjourn to a conference room,” another said, in exactly the same voice.

The only way I knew a different one was speaking was because their many accoutrements jingled when they talked.

I followed the tinkling trio down a hallway and was glad they walked even slower than I did.

The room had subdued lighting, a table, more dusty plants, and some Ank chairs. They had special chairs that they could lean into and which only touched them with numerous rods, so their robes wouldn’t get disturbed.

While their arms were useless, apparently they could still use their hands, and at Ank-height beside each chair there were numerous tools which… I actually don’t know what they did. Ank stuff.

They also had a chair for me, surprisingly. It was similar to theirs without the rods, and of substantial construction. Basically a big block of metal at a small angle. I tested it and found it could hold my weight so I took a seat.

“So,” I said.

“We want to thank you, Supreme Kommilaire, for helping maintain law and order in our city,” one said.

“The free flow of capital and business interests must be enforced at all costs,” another added.

“We have made much progress in the allocation and distribution of resources and liquidity of funds,” someone said—not sure which.

“Yeah,” I answered, just to be participating.

“We do hope you plan on continuing with your progress to curtail violence within the city.”

There was a pause until I realized they wanted me to answer.

“Oh. Sure. I’m always looking to make things safer. But that’s not always easy.”

“We are impressed with the work you have done, Supreme Kommilaire.”

“We have established contact with other Reserves, and in most cases their situations are less fortuitous.”

“Hmm,” I said.

“Belvaille’s location near the Portals, as well as its collection of communication telescopes, which have allowed us to transmit market information, has left us in an enviable position.”

“You guys use the telescopes too?” I asked.

“For many years.”

“The other Ank have agreed that, barring any great disturbances, Belvaille should become the Central Reserve for the rest of the galaxy.”

I perked up.

“What was that?”

“Although the population is slight by comparison to some habitations—”

“We believe that is a benefit,” another finished.

“The city’s exposure to all the galaxy’s species and remaining empires as well as frequent ship trade provide us the greatest perception of market fluctuations.”

“So what does that mean?” I didn’t want to say “in Colmarian,” because they were speaking Colmarian. I didn’t want to say “in stupid people talk,” but that’s really what I was getting at.

“The forthcoming election is of grave concern to us and the other Reserves.”

“How?” I sighed.

“It is imperative that whoever is elected pursues a policy of law and order, support for markets, equanimity among peoples, financial governance, adequate taxation, and personal freedoms.”

“Well… why don’t one of you run for office?”

“We are not political.”

I blinked at them a moment. Because their damn voices didn’t inflect I couldn’t tell if they were being sarcastic. Wasn’t all this politics?

“What do you expect me to do?” I asked.

“There may be candidates that do not conform to the standards suitable for galactic recovery.”

“They should be removed from running,” another Ank added.

“You want me to prevent people from getting elected?” I asked, surprised.

“It would be your right as Supreme Kommilaire to ensure proper governance. We have studied all the relevant documentation on the limits of your role and have concluded there aren’t any.”

“None that would prevent you from prohibiting candidates, that is.”

“Let’s take a step back,” I said, trying to understand. “There are other Ank on other planets?”

“There are a number of Reserves throughout the galaxy. We are attempting to make a cohesive monetary system as—”

The Ank stopped speaking because we all noticed something strange. At first I thought it was an optical illusion, but after a few moments, it began to change.

In the center of the room, what looked like eight or so different pieces of gold appeared in the air. They quickly grew in size and moved towards each other.

I saw gold and silver and white followed by a burst of light.

And then 19-10 stood before us.

I had never seen him before, but I didn’t need a photo to know the armored form was in fact the assassin Zadeck had mentioned at the Athletic Gentleman’s Club.

He was maybe seven feet tall, about half as wide as a normal Colmarian male, with four arms that appeared to have ball and socket joints at shoulder, elbow, and wrist. It shimmered like a polished gold mirror. The armor had no front or back, with the knees, arms, and feet being bi-directional.

The helmet had the spherical shape of a Colmarian’s but was devoid of features save for thin black lines that modulated spasmodically. I did not know where he was gazing or if he was at all.

But I didn’t guess he came to admire the plants.

“Crap!” I yelled.

I got to my feet and pulled out a shotgun with my left hand and a pistol with my right.

I saw 19-10’s arms and hands spin and array themselves with blinding speed. His three-fingered hands all had some kind of small pistol or firearm attached at the back.

Bshzow!

The weapons all fired at the same time.

I unloaded my guns at 19-10.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

The three Ank all slid to the ground from their chairs. Each had been shot in the left leg at the same location by 19-10’s guns.

I had shot… nothing. The wall opposite me.

19-10 was gone.

I spun around the room looking for him, waiting for him to pop back and attack.

The door burst open and I turned my guns on it. Two Reserve guards stood in the door with their weapons drawn.

“Get these men to safety. A small room. The elevator!”

I’m sure the guards thought I had shot their employers. It was unlikely they guessed a teleporting battlesuit did it since those weren’t exactly known to exist.

“Do as he says,” one of the Ank said, and even shot, he sounded just as sweet as when he had been unshot.

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We had a dozen guards covering the elevator, a dozen more outside. Ten Stair Boys patrolled the immediate area. Two medical technicians and I were in the elevator.

The elevator was locked on the bottom floor so it could handle the weight.

The technicians patched the Ank and confirmed the wounds were not life-threatening.

As I thought about the attack, it made less and less sense. From a fixed position 19-10 had shot three targets at the exact same time in the exact same locations on their bodies: their upper left thighs. That alone required vast skill, as 19-10 was not close to being equidistant from them all, so each pistol had to be aimed independently at a different angle.

But if he could pull off shots like that, he could just as easily have killed them instead of aiming for the legs.

Was it a taunt? A challenge? A warning? I sure as hell didn’t come close to hitting him with my return fire. He probably disappeared a good second and a half before I fired, which was a lifetime in a gun battle ten feet apart.

The weapons he used weren’t all that dangerous—for guns. I guessed they would have done nothing to me. They didn’t even cause major wounds to the Ank, who weren’t exactly a hardy species. Is that why he didn’t shoot at me?

I explained to the local guards as much as I could about the assassin and recommended attacking on sight. I also posted ten of my Stair Boys as extra security.

I had doubted Zadeck’s description of 19-10. People loved their tall tales. There were plenty about me.

But I couldn’t teleport into a locked room, shoot three guys, and teleport out in the blink of an eye.

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CHAPTER 13

“What do you know about Messahn battlesuits?” I asked Delovoa at his compound.

He was wearing a fluffy robe and fluffy slippers. Come to think of it, he seemed to always wear a dressing gown and slippers now. I guess if you could pull it off, why not?

“Promise you won’t get mad,” he said sheepishly.

“If you have to start with that, you know I’ll get mad.”

Delovoa had really poor judgment sometimes. He had gotten us into trouble in the past due to his curiosity and not thinking things through. I had petitioned the city to lock him away in this block not just for his safety, but for ours.

Not only was he too valuable to lose, he was too careless to be loose.

Delovoa once had top secret clearance in the Navy. If anyone on Belvaille knew about 19-10, it was him.

“Well,” he began, tugging at the cords of his robe. “Someone came to me a few months ago asking for some chrodite-399 and information on a Messahn battlesuit. Chrodite is an isotope, a kind of metal. It decays over time and powers the Messahn armor you encountered.”

“And you gave it to him?” I yelled. “You have that metal now?”

Delovoa reached around to the back of his robes.

“Yeah, I have some. Let’s see… it’s in my butt.”

“What?”

“I just told you it’s radioactive. No, I don’t have any. But I informed him about the project that created the armor. It was instituted right at the end of the Confederation and apparently was created for use by clones. As only they could handle all the sensors and fit inside. Like most of the later year war projects, it was funded by the Ank.”

“Ironic it comes back to shoot them. But clones are stupid, right?” Delovoa and I had dealt with clones some decades ago. He had even dissected some.

“Single-minded of purpose might be a better description. They can handle simple tasks and instructions. If he was really designed to be an assassin, then he would be doing what he was created to do. I said the Ank traders were the best way to get some chrodite, if any still existed.”

I grunted in exasperation.

“You gave all that information to an assassin who just shot three Ank?” Delovoa really did lack wisdom.

“Three Ank were attacked?”

“Yeah, I haven’t told anyone. I don’t want there to be a panic.”

“Did he steal any chrodite?”

“Not that I know of,” I said. “What did the person look like you explained all this to?”

“I don’t know. Normal. Man. Colmarian.”

“Not this tall and this wide with four arms?” I asked, indicating with my hands the approximate dimensions of 19-10.

“Not at all,” he said.

“But wait a minute, even a single-minded clone wouldn’t be taking on contracts. And travelling. Or coming to talk to you.”

“Yeah. He probably only understands how to kill people.”

“But he didn’t kill them. He purposefully injured them. And not even badly.”

“Oh. Well, I don’t know. The other thing is that the armor can portal,” Delovoa said.

“I could have told you that. He blipped in, fired, blipped out. Do you know how it works? Even a-drives are supposed to be huge. I was exposed to a Portal before and it almost turned me inside-out even though I was blocks away from it. This one was nothing. Just some bright light.”

“I don’t know how Portals work,” Delovoa said.

“What are you talking about? You fix our Portals.”

“I’m a mechanic. I tighten screws and weld cracks. I know the engineering of a Portal. I don’t have the faintest concept of the physics involved. I doubt there is any one person in the galaxy who knows that anymore.”

“So you gave a bunch of information to an assassin or his handler whose job may or may not involve killing me. But what the void did you get out of it?”

Delovoa walked across the room to a glass cabinet. He opened the door and carefully removed an ornate sculpture of some kind.

“What’s that?” I asked.

“It’s a crystal-porcelain figurine from Onyeu representing happiness. It’s a water fowl. They didn’t allow any to be taken off the planet. And of course, the planet was essentially destroyed in the war. It is probably the only one left in existence.”

I glowered at Delovoa, who was lightly stroking the object.

“That’s a duck?”

“They had a different word for it,” he said haughtily, “zshu-maen.”

I couldn’t believe it.

“Give me that,” I said, stepping forward.

“No!” Delovoa screamed. “Help! Help! Help!” He shrieked.

One of his boy-toy twinks came running into the room.

I pointed a gun at him.

“Go away,” I demanded.

The twink screamed and ran.

I plodded a few steps forward and it hit me square in the chest. I felt my head go light and my feet and hands turn to ice.

“Great,” I managed to squeak.

My gun dropped from my limp fingers and I soon followed it to the ground.

As my heart was seizing up I tried to occupy myself by counting the squares on Delovoa’s carpet. No, they weren’t squares, they were triangles. Or squares in triangles? Dumb carpet.

It was like I was underwater holding my breath. Maybe I was in space. Belvaille had finally lost its protective shield—probably because Delovoa had forgotten to fix it while he was off trading for ducks.

Time goes weird when you’re dying. I could feel a lifetime slide by. Not a particularly interesting lifetime, though. Maybe the life of a librarian who wasn’t allowed to read any books.

When I came around, Delovoa was next to me looking worried.

“How long was I down for?” I asked.

“Hank!” Delovoa cried. “I-I don’t know. Maybe a couple minutes.”

“Felt like forever.”

“Do you want some water?” he asked, uncertain.

“No, just let me rest.”

Delovoa squatted down next to me.

“This isn’t the first time, is it?”

“How could you tell?”

“You seemed bored.”

CHAPTER 14

Hobardi would have to wait. I didn’t know how to find Two Clem and the evidence pointed to the Olmarr not abducting him. If he even was abducted.

I would have to try and figure out another way to get Hobardi to reverse the Brotherhood Commandment as that was going to become more and more annoying.

Right now, however, protecting the Ank was key.

I put the word out I was looking for a guy with four arms. Belvaille had a lot of people, but four arms were still pretty uncommon in a galaxy full of mutants and aliens.

Found one guy pretty fast, but he was the shape of a blubbery boulder and his four arms were little nubby things. Found a different guy with five arms and a woman with three arms, but I was pretty sure this was a case of close didn’t count.

Delovoa had done more research on 19-10’s armor. All he learned was the manner in which the armor portaled.

A Portal or a-drive could move long distances really fast. Instantaneously.

The Messahn armor could move very short distances very slowly, which was why it hadn’t suddenly dominated the war. It wasn’t all that useful.

Delovoa guessed it actually took the battlesuit longer to reach a spot than it did to walk to that place normally. But the deal was, you could bypass everything in the way and be undetectable, because it was spinning through some parallel dimensions.

Apparently our normal XYZ axes weren’t the only physical dimensions that existed and there were a whole slew of other ones that folded over, into, through each other and on top of ours; which was why it took so long for the armor to move, because it was actually traversing a greater distance and trying not to get lost in the process. Delovoa tried to draw it for me and explain, but the upshot was I couldn’t see 19-10 or shoot him when he was travelling like that, and that was all I needed to know.

Beyond this theory, Delovoa didn’t know much about it. But that gave me a lot. It meant the owner had to have come to Belvaille in a ship. No way someone “walked” through space unless they left a trillion years ago.

Delovoa also said that like an a-drive, 19-10 couldn’t carry anything with him, just the armor—and the owner inside. He had those guns attached to his hands, but those things likely wouldn’t hurt me, so I wasn’t terribly worried about being assassinated.

19-10 must also have some way of seeing where he was going. Otherwise he could accidentally appear inside a wall or floor. So he knew the Ank were in that room, and I was in that room, and it was indeed a planned attack.

I just couldn’t figure out why.

So far no one knew the Ank had been shot. The markets were calm. All the news was about the elections.

What do you gain by shooting an Ank in the thigh? Or three Ank in three thighs? It sounded like the set up for a bad joke.

I was out driving with about thirty Kommilaire when I got word of a disturbance to the west.

We headed out there and stopped well away.

It was a gigantic riot. Or demonstration. Or something. It was the Totki. You could tell because every damn person carried a polearm of some kind.

It was difficult to tell how many there were, but hundreds. I heard from the loudspeakers a news report.

“I’m wondering what the Supreme Kommilaire’s views on this are,” Rendrae said. I heard his voice in stereo and noticed he was standing right next to me pushing the microphone under my nose.

The mob down the street stopped and momentarily quieted.

“Um…” I answered, hearing my voice echo across the city. “So what has happened exactly? I just got here.”

“Su Dival has died. The Totki say he was murdered,” Rendrae stated.

My arms were heavy and I did not normally lift them above my waist unless I had to. So most of the time I stood around with my arms straight down at my sides. But I reached up and put my hand to my face. Even though I couldn’t feel my face and couldn’t feel my hand.

It was just bad, bad news.

Su Dival had been the absolute leader of the Totki. I had rarely spoken with him, but he was basically an older, meaner version of Hong: militant, jingoistic, unreasonable, with an even thicker accent. Now, presumably, Hong was the leader of the Totki. And there were hundreds of them wielding spears on the streets of Belvaille.

This could be it. This could be the catalyst that destroyed the city for good.

I could see them all. They were a few blocks away waiting for my response. I had thirty Stair Boys at my side who couldn’t dream of stopping that many people.

I needed to find a scapegoat and I needed to find one fast.

“I swear as Supreme Kommilaire the responsible parties will be found and executed,” I said as harshly as possible.

About half the Totki cheered that, but I could see the rest weren’t satisfied. They weren’t marching with spears to improve their cardiovascular fitness. They didn’t pour out onto the street for words.

But maybe some words would help. I took the microphone from Rendrae.

“The last time I spoke to Su Dival, I was struck by his commitment to peace. His compassion. The Onyeu people had a symbol called zshu-maen which embodied truth and love and wisdom. Su Dival was those things, he was a zshu-maen,” I said. Just blurting out whatever nonsense I could think of and hoping no one took offense that I basically called him a duck.

I was hoping my fear came across as sorrow and earnestness.

The mob didn’t cheer, but I could see the direct effect of my words. It was tough to be bloodthirsty in the memory of a purported man of peace.

Rendrae’s eyes were twinkling. He loved news. Any news. He would take notes and print an editorial on doomsday.

“What do you think this means for the Totki’s chance in the election, since Su Dival was their choice for Governor?” he asked.

I cursed by accident and heard my cusswords reverberate on the loudspeakers.

“I am certain he would have made an excellent Governor with his qualities.”

“Did that mean you endorsed him?” Rendrae prodded.

I did my best to control my temper. I couldn’t believe Rendrae was trying to cook up a juicy story when we were across the street from a mob that was a shade away from violence.

There was a long-ass pause as I stood in front of those thousands of “mourners.” My breathing could be heard over the loudspeakers.

“Yes. I endorsed him. Though I had not come out officially yet.”

If a city could gasp, Belvaille gasped.

Even the unflappable Rendrae was startled.

“Then does that mean you endorse the Totki alternate?” he asked.

“I don’t know who that is. I endorsed a person, not an ethnicity. I will have to see who they put forward as a candidate and learn his position on issues. But my first priority is to find those responsible for this heinous crime.”

The spears were lowered.

The mob was now just a big crowd.

I had successfully neutered the riot and all it took was endorsing a dead jerk.

CHAPTER 15

We were in a large room, packed with Totki, who weren’t even pretending to hide the fact they were carrying firearms.

In the center of the room was an open coffin in which the remains of Su Dival were placed.

Belvaille didn’t have a coroner. If someone was dead, they were dead. You generally didn’t need anyone to tell you they were dead.

We had a difficult enough time taking care of our living people, so anyone with even a shred of medical training got work as a doctor.

But I had my Stair Boys drag a surgeon down from the main hospital and I immediately appointed him High Investigative Coroner of Belvaille.

He did not want the job.

He was a young lad with a bright future who was examining the corpse from the most notorious murder in decades while surrounded by hundreds of armed men.

All of it was unnecessary of course.

I knew who had killed the Totki leader.

Su Dival had eight puncture wounds on his chest, right above his heart. The punctures were small and perfectly symmetrical. They formed two intersecting plusses.

Even if the punctures didn’t exactly match the ones on the legs of some Ank I knew, I couldn’t think of many people who could fire eight projectiles with such accuracy other than a four-armed combat battlesuit.

The Coroner looked at me beseechingly. It was clear he didn’t want to make a misstep and was hoping for guidance. It seemed I had appointed the right man.

“So, doctor, what was the cause of death?” I asked loudly.

He reached out to the body.

“Numerous—”

“Do not touch!” Hong yelled, and guns were pointed at the poor Coroner, who almost died himself.

“Sorry. Numerous perforations in the chest resulted in severe heart trauma,” he said.

“Hmm,” I said, putting my hand to my lips and furrowing my brow for theatrics, “so you’re saying he was shot in the heart?”

“Well, I can’t confirm that. I don’t know what caused the perforations. This isn’t my area of specialty.”

“But probably shot,” I nudged.

“He may have been…”

“If you had to say whether he was shot or not shot, what would you say?” I coaxed.

The Coroner blinked at me a while.

“Shot.”

A great murmur went up from the gathered Totki.

“It is confirmed by our Coroner that the esteemed Su Dival has been murdered,” I said.

The Coroner clearly wanted nothing to do with that diagnosis or anything here.

“We know that. We can see,” Hong said. “Who do it? It Olmarr!”

I spun on him.

“How do you know?”

“They always do—”

“How do you know?” I repeated. “A great man was murdered and you want to go out and murder on his behalf without proof? Would he have wanted that?”

I pointed to the coffin, knowing Su Dival probably would have wanted that, but that Hong wouldn’t slander him so.

Of course, I couldn’t tell them it was 19-10 because it sounded like crap. I mean, there’s nothing I would like more than for the Totki to be hunting a dimension-walking assassin they couldn’t see. Maybe I wouldn’t have to do it then. No, they wouldn’t believe me. I certainly wouldn’t believe me if I hadn’t seen him already.

“They kill us! We kill more!” Hong yelled.

“Listen to me. Listen carefully. You have lost your leader. You are angry. But you have an election coming. Whoever did this wants you to go wild and attack. That’s their plan. You won’t win anything. Do you think you’re going to shoot and stab everyone on this station? There are five million people on Belvaille! How many Totki are there?”

They were listening. Hong scowled.

“You have sympathy now. He can still win you the election,” I said, motioning to Su Dival. “He can still achieve your Totki independence. Don’t throw away what he worked for.”

I really hoped most of them didn’t know Su Dival very well. Then again, it was a lot easier to attribute good deeds to a person when he wasn’t sitting up and contradicting you.

If I got the Totki interested in the election that was great. I didn’t rate their chances very high of getting anyone elected. They looked weird, they talked weird, they were xenophobic, and they tended to stab everything. But giving them a hobby other than going on an ethnic rampage was a noble cause.

“You find them. We kill them,” Hong said, angling his bladed spear at me.

I let him get the last word because I knew he would get it no matter what. He wasn’t going to let me end on a big uplifting speech.

I pulled the Coroner out and back to my waiting Stair Boys.

CHAPTER 16

“How’s recruiting coming along?” I asked.

MTB, Valia, and a few of my sergeants were sitting in my living room.

“Not so good, Boss. We’ve lost about twenty-three Kommilaire since last week,” MTB answered.

“Lost them? Where’d they go?”

“I figure half joined the Olmarr Republic and half joined the Order. And half probably just got scared,” he said, showing off his math skills.

“So we’re actually losing men?”

“Yeah. We’re not going to get anyone unless you lower the requirements.”

“Are you joking? Now is the worst time for that. I’m not personally worried about getting shot, but with the way things are, do you really want to be questioning the loyalty of the guy standing behind you?”

“At least someone would be there,” he said.

“Fine, lower the requirements. But tell them we do drug testing and have a lie detector built by Delovoa.”

“Do we have those?” Valia asked, surprised.

“Don’t be silly. Who would need a drug test? And someone would have killed Delovoa if he ever designed a lie detector on Belvaille,” I answered.

“Do you know who murdered Su Dival?” Valia asked.

“Same guy that shot the Ank, 19-10,” I said.

“Do you know why he or she did it?” she asked.

“I’m guessing it has to do with the election. Maybe kill the big candidates. Or the undesirable candidates. Hell, maybe they are all taking turns hiring him to kill each other.”

“What about the Ank, though? They weren’t killed,” she said.

“No one gets any value killing Ank. Unless they’re anarchists. And anarchists can’t afford quality assassins. I’m guessing it was a warning. The Ank were making noise about the election right before they got attacked. And they would probably have sponsored some candidates—maybe all of them. This might make them sit out the election for fear of a return visit.”

“What do we do about this 19-10 guy?” MTB asked.

“Not much. I’ll tell all the major pols to ramp up their security and take some precautions to prevent him from portaling in,” I said.

“How would they do that?” Valia asked.

MTB gave her a dirty look.

“Sir,” she amended.

“Just surround themselves with people or things and keep moving. From what Delovoa told me, if you just walked around, 19-10 would never be able to portal near you because you move faster than he does.”

“People can’t walk forever,” MTB said.

“No, but they could sleep on the train or in their cars. I’m writing down some ideas and I’ll give it to all the major candidates at the same time so no one feels left out.”

“Are we going to post more guards on them, sir?” Valia asked.

“We can’t spare any,” MTB said.

“I agree. The city is still the city and it comes first. I don’t even know what a Governor is. So far, the people I’ve seen running for the job aren’t worth saving.”

“We should have guards on you, Boss. In case this 19-10 guy comes for you” MTB said.

“Unless he has something a whole lot bigger than those pellet guns, I’m not concerned. And I don’t want anyone hanging around my apartment while I’m sleeping. I see enough of you bums.”

“What’s with all this weird furniture?” Valia asked about my heart attack-helping sculptures.

“Shut up, new guy,” I said.

The doorbell rang and MTB got up to answer it for me.

“Hello,” I heard a chipper, unfamiliar male voice say. “Are you the man of the house?”

MTB looked back over his shoulder at me and opened the door wide.

Standing there was a strange, tall man in an ugly blue-green suit. He had the hugest teeth and smile you’d ever seen. Not mutant-big. It was just a big, phony smile.

As he looked into my apartment and saw a bunch of uniformed Kommilaire sitting around me, he wasn’t fazed. In fact he was encouraged.

“Ah, I hope I’m not interrupting.” He took off his hat and gave an extravagant bow, sweeping his arm to the side as if we, or he, or my apartment was royalty. “Could I have a moment of your time?”

“Are you selling something?” I squinted.

“Oh, no,” he protested. “The only thing I’m selling is good government.”

And he said it so earnestly I simply had to know more.

“Who are you?” I asked.

He walked around to all of us and handed us cards from his hat.

“My name is Aevenpor Rowden and I’m running for City Council.”

I couldn’t read the card because the writing was too small.

“What is the City Council?” Valia asked.

He almost jumped into her lap in his eagerness to answer.

“I’m glad you asked, young lady. It is a community representation empowering a voice of the people in the management of their legislative process.”

“What a load of crap,” MTB said.

“In real words, what will it do?” I asked.

“Make laws, spend the city’s resources, set taxes,” he replied.

“Taxes?” I said. “Good luck with that.”

“Will it influence the Kommilaire?” MTB asked.

“What’s that?” our budding City Councilman asked.

“The police of the city,” Valia answered.

“Sure. They’ll set all the rules they have to follow and their practices. Work quite closely together.”

“Do you know—” MTB started to say and he was pointing at me, but I interrupted him.

“Eh. Eh. It was nice of you to drop by. We’ll definitely consider you,” I said.

“Thank you for your time!” He replied, and showed himself out. “Have a fantastic day!”

“He’s probably the most qualified one,” I said, when he had left.

CHAPTER 17

Scree! Scree! Scree!

Even over the music the scraping could be heard. I walked into the club dragging my “portable” chair. It was about a thousand pounds. I attached the chains from my arms and scooted along.

MTB was with me and he peered around the club like he was checking for trouble—which he probably was.

“Relax,” I said, “we’re on our night off.”

“Do we get nights off?” he asked.

I pushed my chair by a table and realized I had completely destroyed the club’s cheap panel flooring.

“Whoops.”

A server came over, looking concerned, which was an appropriate reaction when the Supreme and Deputy Kommilaire step into your place of business.

“Is there something wrong, Hank?”

“Yeah, we need drinks.”

“I’ll have a Voke chilled,” MTB said.

“Give me ten of those,” I said.

The server hurried away.

“What do you think of the new guy?” MTB asked me.

“I like her. She’s smart. A little bit headstrong. Feisty.”

“Is she going to replace me?”

“What? No. She’s new. Doesn’t know the city. She’s not even a full Kommilaire yet.”

“She isn’t? What’s the next step?”

“I don’t know. We agree. Appoint her. Give her a badge.”

“We’ve never done that before. I just assumed everyone was a full Kommilaire. Is she a half-Kommilaire or something?”

“I guess we should have talked about this. I don’t know. We’ll figure it out tomorrow.”

There weren’t a lot of people in the club, but those that were here avoided us. It was obvious we were killing their buzzes. But so what? We deserved a break.

“I think Valia can bring a lot to the table,” I said.

“How? She’s tiny. Not great with a gun. Bad in a fight. Talks too much.”

“We’re not the Navy, MTB. We got to stop pretending we are. The Navy is gone. We need a softer handle on things.”

“You think the Totki will respond to soft, Boss?”

“Remember a few weeks ago we saw that woman in her kitchen.”

“No.”

“Her husband had just been stabbed.”

“Lot of those.”

“On 80-and-Three Street. End of the day,” I prodded.

“Oh. What about her?”

“So I was the first one in the kitchen, checking to see if it was safe, and what does she do?”

“Nothing.”

“No, she saw me come in and I’m standing there all,” and I motioned up and down my bloated body, “and what does this lady do seeing me?”

“Screams.”

“Then you go in. What does she do?”

“Screams.”

“What if Valia had gone in? Little Valia. Red hair and freckles.”

“That’s discrimination.”

“Not if it’s good. We can’t push this city around anymore. It worked for a while but it’s wised up to how strong it really is. We can’t be a bunch of male chauvinists like we own the place,” I said.

“We’re sitting in a strip club, Boss.”

I looked around at all the working men and women dancing.

“Exactly. I’m old. Too old to change. I have a panic attack if someone offers me a brand of beer I’ve never tried. But I can get this city ready for when I’m dead and gone.”

Our drinks came and I slammed mine. The alcohol would do little to me—it wasn’t Delovoa’s super toxins. But I liked the ritual.

“You think we’ll survive the election?” MTB asked.

“This is a good city,” I said, and MTB gave me a skeptical look. “We only see the worst of it. But this city is full of normal people who eat breakfast and do their nails pretty and buy black socks. Not everything is a murder-robbery. Bah, no more work talk.”

A dancer approached MTB. I saw her glance briefly at me from the corner of her eye, but otherwise she completely avoided me. It wasn’t just that I was hideous. It wasn’t just that I was the Supreme Kommilaire. It wasn’t just that people didn’t like stripping for folk legends. It was also that everyone knew how clumsy and heavy I was and she wasn’t going to jeopardize her career by getting her hip shattered dancing for me.

Here were women whose job it was to pretend they were attracted to men and they still weren’t attracted to me. I didn’t blame them or feel sorry for myself. It made sense and I understood it.

You can only feel sorry for yourself if you don’t understand the problem or if you understand and don’t do anything about it—and in the second case, you’re just whining.

“Fifty thumbs if you give him a good dance,” I told the woman.

MTB seemed like he wanted to arrest her. Arrest everyone here. But he put up with it.

“So should I be looking to recruit more Valias?” he asked.

“If they’re qualified, sure. You got to admit, we’re an ugly bunch of people. It doesn’t hurt having someone pretty around, even if she can’t punch someone to death.”

I stared off wistfully into the club.

“Besides, Valia reminds me of someone I used to know a long time ago. Before she locked herself in her tower.”

CHAPTER 18

“This is going to end badly,” I said.

A few weeks later Hobardi and his multi-colored, many-robed disciples were setting up tables and stalls in a western part of Belvaille. It was a horrendously poor area, rivalling Deadsouth for poverty.

But while Deadsouth was junkies and drunkards, this area was where the feral kids lived. Though they weren’t all technically kids.

It was a hardscrabble existence out here in the best of times—and there were no best of times.

It was filthy. No one came here except feral kids. They lived off our trash, so you can imagine that their trash, which they left everywhere, was pretty damn trashy. You couldn’t even see the street.

But the Sublime Order of Transcendence cleared out a space for their little festival. They all looked so happy and purposeful as they prepared.

The Order had finally rescinded the Brotherhood Commandment. Since Hobardi stole some of my Kommilaire he probably figured he better not push his luck. As repayment, I agreed to lend my Stair Boys as security for this event. The Order had their own special forces on the roofs of nearby buildings. The ones up there did not look as transcendent as their counterparts on the ground.

Hobardi and his Order served food, offered counselling, provided some small medical services, and gave a bit of entertainment to keep the ferals occupied.

Of course the real reason for all this was public relations.

Hobardi was still angling for the Governor’s role and everyone on the station was concerned about the feral kid problem. Even the residents of Deadsouth, when they came out of their drunken stupors, cursed the wretched children.

Hobardi had about thirty members of his Order with him. His mutant wasn’t here. Maybe he was finally taking a shower. A half-dozen Order security guards and my twenty Kommilaire were providing protection.

There were some reporters present. Hobardi wouldn’t have bothered otherwise. He had obviously invited them. Rendrae was not here. That either meant he felt it was too dangerous, thought it wasn’t news, or thought it was staged news. In any case, lack of Rendrae or one of his employees was very telling.

A female reporter came up to me. She held her clipboard to her chest like it would shield her from everything.

“Is it safe here?” she asked me.

“Does it look safe?”

Several dull hours passed until some feral children finally eased out into the open of the festival. Probably every instinct they had told them to avoid this area, which was clean, surrounded by Kommilaire, and had weirdos in bright robes.

Hell, I’d avoid it if I could.

Some while later a confident Hobardi approached me, marveling at his own handiwork.

“You didn’t think we could do it, did you, Hank?”

“No, I didn’t.”

I had to give the Order credit. The feral kids were eating and at least pretending to listen to the various lectures and speeches. The puppet show was by far the most popular attraction, however.

“That’s your problem, Hank, you lack a basic understanding of people. They’re simple creatures. Just meet their needs and they will be placated. If they don’t have needs, create some.”

“And what are your needs, Hobardi?”

Before he could answer, we heard a shrill screaming and a swarm of feral kids descended. There must have been hundreds of them!

They galloped over and under and through each other like rivulets in a stream—a dirty brown, stinking stream that was currently shrieking at the top of its lungs.

The tables were overturned. The displays ripped apart. Soon, we couldn’t even see the festival as it was overcome by the mass of feral kids.

The Order manning the booths got a few steps before they too were swamped.

Hobardi turned to me and grabbed hold of my jacket. Not in a pleading manner, but as if he were commanding me.

“Do something!”

“No.”

“Look at them!” He screamed.

“You look at them. You came here. You brought your people into this mess.”

“You’re the Kommilaire.”

“And you’re the Sublime Order of Transcendence. Go bless them or something.”

Hobardi looked up to his soldiers on the roofs and he started to raise his arm. I stopped him.

“Why did you even bother putting out food if you were just going to gun down some feral kids? You’re running for office, right? Shooting them isn’t going to make you popular.”

“Why are you all even here? You said you would protect us.” he yelled.

“I said I would protect you. And so far it’s working, isn’t it?”

Hobardi watched in horror as the feral kids tore through his festival.

The ferals were awful coordinated, in my opinion. The first, tentative ones who had participated reservedly were more what I expected.

Not this.

They were communicating with each other in their half-Colmarian street tongue.

“That one,” I said, turning to my Kommilaire. “Capture him and bring him here.”

“Capture?” Valia asked, frightened. “There’s a lot of them, Boss.”

MTB smacked her.

“They’re ferals. The problem won’t be fighting them, it will be chasing them. Come on!”

The Kommilaire took off at a dash and it was like throwing a bucket of sobriety at the denizens of Deadsouth: they scattered in a panic.

“Why didn’t you do that to start with?” Hobardi asked.

I didn’t answer. But the reason was probably because I wanted him to know what power we truly possessed, versus the power he only thought he had. And I was also still mad about him poaching some of my men.

It was twenty minutes later but my Kommilaire came back with a handcuffed and exhausted feral kid.

“Put him in a car,” I said.

Hobardi was off checking on his injured Order members.

“What do we do with the kid, Boss?” MTB asked.

“Starve him for a day then Valia comes at him all nice and motherly, and gives him some food. This,” I said, pointing to the ruined festival, “wasn’t feral kid behavior.”

“She’s not very motherly,” MTB stated.

“I think I should be the cool older sister,” Valia volunteered.

“When I ask for your opinion it will sound like this: ‘hey new guy, what is your opinion?’ But I didn’t say that. Better make it two days.”

“Boss, you really want us to starve that child for two days?” Valia questioned.

I snickered.

“Tell you what, why don’t you give him a knife, we can all turn our backs, and we’ll see how childlike he is. But I’ll bet you five boogleberries you’ll be missing your nose and ears before you get a chance to tell him about all the great opportunities he has in life.”

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CHAPTER 19

As I stood outside of the ritzy building watching valets parking cars, I really didn’t feel like being here.

Not just for the event, which I was sure would be teeth-achingly dull, but because I felt another heart attack coming and I didn’t want to die surrounded by the pompous privileged.

“Supreme Kommilaire, so glad you could come!” A bejeweled woman cooed to me.

I was being presented with an award. I didn’t know for what and I didn’t know from whom.

They paraded me around at gala parties like this between three and six times a year. I was invited to more, but I attended as few as possible.

They were all the same, a lot of unbelievably wealthy people showing off to each other. While they did that, I begged for money.

The Kommilaire were not funded by the city government since there wasn’t much of a city government. We relied on these wealthy patrons for all our expenses. I also shook down crime bosses for money, offering them some protection or reduced sentences or something.

The crime bosses were a lot easier to deal with. You gave this, you got that. Here, no one said anything so bluntly. They were buying prestige and recognition.

Believe it or not, these people looked up to me.

“Hank, may I call you ‘Hank,’ you are from one of the first families, right?” a man wearing a three-foot-tall hat asked me.

His wife, wearing an inverted, cone-shaped dress tsked him.

“Don’t be stupid, Uor, he is the first family. Please forgive his ignorance. It runs on his father’s side,” she said.

These people, for whatever silly reason, placed huge importance on how long ago you came to Belvaille or how far back you could trace your lineage. That was of course moronic, since all those original settlers were criminals—or at least all the ones who stayed and had offspring.

So yeah, I was not only one of the first members of Belvaille still alive, but I was the Supreme Kommilaire, who had a lot of folk tales said about him across the galaxy.

Getting me to attend your party was a big deal in some social circles.

As I stood there in my red Kommilaire’s uniform, my tiny cap on my huge skull, I couldn’t wait for this to be over.

“Quite a turnout,” Jorn-dole said.

It was the handsome man I had met at the Athletic Gentleman’s club.

“Sure is.”

“Is this your kind of event now? It seems a bit… dull for you.”

I looked around to see if anyone would overhear.

“It makes dull look like a heart attack,” I said from experience. “But I have to do it now and then.”

“Could you imagine your life ever coming to this—excuse me if I’m being too familiar.”

“It’s fine. No, I never would have guessed all this. But even if I had guessed it, I’d still have to do it.”

“That’s a point.”

I saw a discreet queue forming at the periphery of our conversation.

“Sorry, I’ve got paying customers.”

“Of course. Hope you’re feeling better.”

He walked off and I sucked in some air and tried to relax. If it was obvious from looking at me that I didn’t feel well then that couldn’t be good.

“Supreme Kommilaire, I heard there was a disturbance in the western part of the city a few days ago, something with the feral kids,” an elderly man said.

“Those poor, poor children. They need a good home is all,” his elderly wife added.

“They’re not all children. But the Kommilaire Ministry of Information has all the details if you wish to inquire,” I said, referencing the make-believe department.

“Oh, thank you. We all believe you’re doing a wonderful job!”

After some time I was given a statuette from the League of Something Blah of Greater Blah Blah.

The statue was fine crystal with dainty little points and etchings and in my concern not to crush it, I immediately dropped it and it shattered.

No one blamed me of course. But recriminations blew through the crowd like a bitchy little wildfire.

The guests blamed the host who blamed the sculptor who blamed another member for providing substandard materials. It was pointed out the previous award I had been given was made out of iron so as to avoid this same problem.

It was just another chance for them to piss on each other. These people were so catty.

I helped myself to some fancy appetizers.

Part of the entertainment value I provided these people was to show off my eating habits. They got a perverse sense of wonder or shock watching me consume a hundred pounds of extraordinarily expensive food which I couldn’t taste.

Half the party was literally standing on the opposite side of the refreshments table gawking at me as I shoveled food.

Whatever. I’d gotten enough funding for the Kommilaire, and some extra, so we could hopefully hire more people.

As I was eating, the host and hostess approached.

“We wanted to thank you again for coming to our home, Hank, and hope you enjoyed yourself,” the host said.

I smiled and kept eating.

“We were wondering what you thought of the election,” the hostess added.

I grumbled but said nothing.

“We’re thinking of voting Garm’s ticket,” the host stated calmly.

I stopped.

“What?” I asked. About two pounds of food falling from my mouth.

“Yes. Her ticket. What is your opinion?” the hostess asked.

“What’s a ticket?”

“Oh.” The host and hostess shared concerned looks as if they might have said too much. As if they should be privy to something the Supreme Kommilaire wasn’t.

“Well…” the hostess said, looking at her husband.

“I don’t suppose it matters,” and he magnanimously handed me a slip of paper from his jacket.

My hands were covered in food and the paper was folded like a billion times.

“Unfold it.”

He did so and handed it to me again.

It was hard to read because of my poor eyes and all the creases, but it was a list of candidates for Governor and City Council.

I read it. Read it again. Read it again.

I didn’t understand.

“All these people are dead,” I said.

“Yes,” the hostess confirmed without any irony.

“I don’t get it. How does a dead person serve?”

“Well, I assume they don’t,” the host said, also without irony.

“Then… what… is this how elections work? I’ve never been through one. Do people usually vote for dead candidates?”

“We think it’s more of the status quo,” the hostess said.

“For things to remain as they are. With you as Supreme Kommilaire, the judges making their rulings, adjudicators in the streets,” the host added.

And Garm still in charge behind the scenes? This was pretty shocking in a lot of ways. I really thought Garm had checked out for the most part. Mostly she just appointed judges.

“How’d you get this?” I asked.

“Oh. Well. I don’t want to go into those details,” the host said, taking the paper from me.

The host and hostess were sharing looks again as if they regretted telling me. Not because they were ashamed or thought I was going to get them in trouble, but that pompous look of, “he shouldn’t know.”

I reached out, took hold of the host by the shoulder, and lifted him off the ground. I did my best not to break any bones.

“Where did you get that?”

The hostess covered her mouth with her hands.

“Garm stays in contact now and then,” the host cried.

I dropped him.

“Garm?” I asked, dumbfounded. Garm had completely cut me off, and she’s communicating with these people?

“How do you know it’s her?”

“We’ve been talking for years,” the hostess said. “But we only ever see her at City Hall.”

“You’ve seen her?”

“Well, yes,” the host looked around and quite a number of people were watching our interaction. He leaned in to whisper to me.

“We weren’t supposed to tell you.”

“Why?”

He shrugged, and then grabbed his sore shoulder where I had held him.

“Ow. It’s just what she said. She only works through some families now. She said she leaves the running of the city to you.”

I was confused. Especially since I didn’t in any way “run” the city. I just put bandages on the biggest cuts.

“We guessed that her ticket was a kind of alternative to the extreme candidates who are running,” the hostess added.

“Dead is pretty extreme,” I countered. “How do you even vote for a dead person?”

“How do you vote for a live person?” the host asked.

I was about to grab him again when I realized he wasn’t being sarcastic. I had no concept of the mechanics of voting. How would you select anyone? Who gets to vote? How do they only vote once?

Ugh.

“Is everything fine, Supreme Kommilaire?” the hostess asked timidly.

I could see they were quite frightened. I looked around and saw the party had basically stopped and everyone was observing us.

I walked in between the couple and put my arms around them jovially. I then turned to the crowd.

“I’d like everyone to give a big round of applause for this most excellent night! This is the best party I’ve been to in maybe fifty years! Reminds me of Old Belvaille,” I said with gusto.

The aristocracy dutifully applauded. They were so good at faking praise you couldn’t even tell they were insincere.

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CHAPTER 20

“Can you resurrect dead people?” I asked Delovoa at his place.

“Yes,” he said, while drinking his third glass of wine.

“You can? How?”

“Huh? Oh, I wasn’t listening. What did you say?”

I gave him a scowl.

“What?” he said. “Every time you come here you complain. Who do I get to complain to? You? I need a crapload of sulfur hexafluoride to fix our air scrubbers. If I can’t find it we’ll have to rotate them every few days or we’ll all pass out walking for five minutes. That’s me complaining. So what’s your advice on that?”

I sat there thumbing my sandwich.

“Exactly,” he said, slamming the rest of his drink.

“Have you talked to Garm?” I asked him.

“Garm? No. When would I ever talk to her?”

“She vanished, right?”

“I don’t know,” he shrugged.

“But what if she’s still neck deep in things? Running it all from behind the scenes?”

“Then she’s doing a terrible job.”

“She makes the laws, though, and appoints judges.”

“That’s rare. How many laws do we have, really? Like ten?”

“I think about thirty.”

“You’re the Supreme Kommilaire and you don’t even know. That’s how important our laws are.”

I ate a few sandwiches as Delovoa rang for more alcohol and food. It was a different twink who delivered them. Where did he get them all?

Delovoa sighed.

“Garm took her money and retired. She always wanted the good life. And remember, her mutation was she didn’t sleep. That has to wreak havoc on a body after a while. Seventy years without sleep… not sure how healthy she is. I say just let her alone, if she wanted to talk she would.”

“What if she wants the city to be operating poorly?” I asked, after a moment. “I talked to some people and they said they were in contact with Garm. In person.”

“Why would she want the city to be running poorly? She owns it.”

“So no one challenges that ownership? I don’t know. Maybe she makes more money like that. The only reason I can think of why she would be talking to random people and not you or me is because we’ve changed.”

“I haven’t changed,” toothless Delovoa declared, reclining on his plush divan.

“I have. I’m a cop. I’m the city’s police captain. I used to be a gang negotiator. I broke people’s legs because I was paid to do it. I murdered people because I was paid to do it. Now I arrest people like that.”

“Let’s be serious here, you’re not exactly a great cop,” Delovoa purred. “You’re still doing gang negotiations and murdering people. You just wear a tacky uniform and blab your stupid trials on the loudspeakers when I’m trying to take a nap.”

“I didn’t say I was a super cop. But even a dishonest cop is really different than what I used to be. Garm’s not talking to me because she will never change. She is Quadrad. By birth, by death, she once said to me. She will always be an assassin and a grifter no matter how old she gets or how little sleep.”

“You don’t know. She may have fallen in love with someone else and wants to spare you. Or maybe she is ashamed of her appearance. Or maybe she’s found a really good book she hasn’t been able to put down for forty years. There are a million reasons she might have become anti-social and most of them have nothing to do with you. I swear, you date a woman for a month and you think she owes you her life? Who was doing who a favor on that one? Here’s a hint: look in the mirror.”

“Damn, man. Okay.”

I sulked and ate food.

“When’s the election?” Delovoa asked, as if he hadn’t just ripped me a new one.

“Not sure.”

“Hank’s Butt,” Delovoa said, using a common exclamation which he knew I found annoying, “if you don’t know, who does?”

CHAPTER 21

I looked through the one-way mirror and saw MTB and Valia interviewing the feral kid we had arrested a few days back. He looked good and hungry.

Valia hadn’t gone motherly like I asked. She looked like a prostitute. Which either meant she disobeyed me or she’d had an odd childhood.

I couldn’t hear them, but MTB was playing hard as nails as usual and Valia was trying to seduce this kid. It was comical how bad it was. I started pantomiming what they were saying.

“So, cutie, what brings you here?” I said in a fake Valia voice.

“I’m going to pull out your teeth, fasten them to a leather strap, and then flay your skin off with your own teeth!” I growled like MTB.

“Sounds sexy. Here, look at my leg on the table. Can you tell I don’t shave?”

Even if the feral kid wanted to talk, I think he was too confused by my Kommilaire to answer properly. He just sat there looking back and forth between them, wondering if non-feral people were all insane.

I opened the door and stepped inside. The feral kid’s eyes bugged when he saw me.

“Stompa’ Man! No chew me! No chew me! I no big rise!” He squealed.

“Do you know him?” Valia asked me, confused.

“All the feral kids know of Hank,” MTB said.

I walked closer to the feral kid, not saying anything. Even in a steel alloy building like this, the floor vibrated as I walked. It was pretty intimidating.

I stood far enough away that he could take me all in.

“You a leader? A boss? A chief?” I asked him.

“I no big rise. No boss. You big boss, Stompa’ Man. You big rise.”

“You tell others to fight.”

“I say. They say. Good claw.” He tried to motion with his hands but they were secured to the table. The feral kid language was a lot of non-verbal. You point at something or someone and that’s pretty hard to misunderstand.

“Uncuff him,” I said.

MTB did so roughly.

The street lingo changed constantly. And since my arms were heavy and unwieldy, I couldn’t do their little sign talk. I tried to remember the words.

“Why you claw the… colors?” I said, trying to describe the Order members.

“Good claw. Big chow,” he explained, with an array of gestures thrown in.

“No claw. Uh, free chow.”

He cocked his head, not understanding. He didn’t know what free meant. That concept was lost on a feral kid.

“Charity. Give. You. Trash chow.” I was just guessing now.

“Junk?”

“Yeah!”

The feral kid seemed disturbed. Like he understood that they attacked people who were giving them help. No one ever helped the feral kids.

“Junk you,” I said. I then motioned someone having an item and giving it away, and then held my hands up like I was okay with that transaction.

He sat there blinking and then grew angry.

“Ghost arm,” he said.

Valia looked back at me.

“What’s that?” she asked.

“19-10,” I said. “Draw it,” I told MTB.

“I never saw 19-10, Boss,” he answered.

“I explained him to you,” I said, annoyed.

MTB pretended to be a teleporting four-armed battlesuit. It was incredibly clear he had never been an actor. If I hadn’t known he was trying to show 19-10, I would’ve assumed he was having a seizure.

“Quit it. Valia, you try.”

She hesitated and then drew in the air a torso, four arms, and two legs.

“Poof,” I added, opening both my hands, and then looking around.

“Ghost arm!” The feral kid confirmed, nodding. He also made numerous noises like pshoo and flashes with his hands and put them all over his body. That could be the golden-silver color of 19-10 and his armor reflecting light.

“What’s all this mean?” MTB asked me.

“19-10 got the feral kids to attack the Order,” I said.

“Why?” Valia asked.

“I don’t know.”

CHAPTER 22

I was back on the Royal Wing walking with Uulath.

I had some follow-up questions based on what the feral kid had said.

The Royal Wing had a lot of ferals. It was actually a pretty decent spot for them. Here they learned full Colmarian, learned to work in a kind of society, learned some skills. In some ways they were better off here than being out west in Belvaille.

A cage is still a cage, though.

As we were walking and Uulath was filling me in on details of some makeshift construction they were doing, I heard a woman screaming.

“What’s that?” I asked Uulath.

“Nothing,” he said.

I followed the voice, which was definitely high-pitched panic and crying out “no.”

“It’s a wedding,” Uulath declared, walking in front of me to try and slow me down.

“Wedding?” I asked, continuing to plod forward. “Doesn’t sound very joyous.”

“It’s how we do things here. A citizen has won the right to take a bride after dutiful service to the Royal Wing.”

“Does she have a say in this?”

“Eh,” Uulath stammered, making the answer clear.

As I kept going the citizens of Royal Wing stared at me. It struck me as poignant that I was far more a curiosity than one of their fellow inmates screaming.

“Hank,” Uulath pleaded, “this is our law. I have to be able to reward people. It’s either rewards or punishments. You know that.”

I paused, thinking, then continued onward.

There was a kind of hut made of some wires with sheets hung over it. I tore off the sheet and there was a lady on the ground fighting off a man. Both were clothed, if you could call the rags they had around here clothes, and locked in a ferocious struggle.

On seeing me, the woman stopped immediately. The man, noticing her gaze, turned and also froze.

I had no authority here. I dumped off prisoners and kept them on the verge of death until they eventually did croak. These people were the worst of Belvaille, which was not exactly a city of angels.

I recognized the woman. She had been a cook on Belvaille who poisoned several customers so she could rob them. But her face held fear.

I had let this prison exist because I had no other ideas what to do with its inhabitants. I never fixed anything on Belvaille. I just shifted the problem.

I think it’s because I didn’t believe Belvaille had a chance. I had seen the galaxy descend into civil war and then completely break apart. Things had gotten worse and worse every year since. The Belvaille of 150 years ago was a violent, criminal haven, that housed the scum of the empire, but it would have been absolutely terrified to see what the city was today.

But how was I better than anything I was pretending to fight if I could create a place like the Royal Wing?

Maybe what this prison, this city, this galaxy needed was some hope.

“Stop it,” I said to the man.

“Hank, it’s the law,” Uulath said.

“You live or die based on my whims,” I bellowed, “you’re going to tell me your laws?”

Uulath backed away, terrified.

“From now on, there will be laws here. Real laws.”

Some citizens drew near to listen.

“If you adhere to the laws, you will be rewarded. If you don’t, you will be further punished.”

“W-what are the laws?” Uulath asked, shuddering.

“Uh. I don’t know yet.”

“What rewards?” someone asked.

There was now a crowd of about a dozen prisoners standing around listening raptly. I spoke as clearly and loudly as I could.

“If you adhere to all the regulations, you may, after a suitable period of time, be allowed back to Belvaille as a true citizen. It will not be an easy task,” I warned.

No one clapped. No one smiled. They only stared. Maybe hope was not allowed under their current laws.

Uulath, however, fell to his knees, his mouth wide open. His hands went up to his face but didn’t quite touch it. He seemed to be legitimately in shock.

“Hank,” Uulath fumbled over his tongue, “we all thank you!”

“Come on,” I barked at him.

He jumped to his feet.

“You,” I pointed to the woman, “you’re not married anymore.”

I then pointed to the man and he bounded away from her like she was on fire.

After we had walked some distance I thought of something else.

“How many ‘marriages’ are there?” I asked.

“About sixty. Not many women here,” Uulath replied.

“Are they all like that one?”

“I suppose. Yes. No one came here married. But I think some have grown into them.”

“Damn.”

I took out my radio.

“Valia.”

“Yes, sir?”

“I need you to board the Royal Wing in a bit and validate some marriages.”

“Huh?”

“And ask MTB where we can put sixty-odd women on Belvaille long-term.”

I turned off the radio.

“Hank, we are all sentenced to life in prison on the Royal Wing, not Belvaille. Isn’t it unfair that women prisoners get better treatment just because they are women?” Uulath asked.

“Yes. But it’s also unfair they get worse treatment. Life isn’t fair. I’m just doing what I can to make it as close as possible.”

We walked for some time and reached the people I was looking for, some former feral kids now repairing the shanty homes of the inmates. Uulath called them over but they were still anxious on seeing me and it took some coaxing to bring them down from the second and third stories where they were working.

“The Supreme Kommilaire has some questions for you. Answer him as best you can,” Uulath stated firmly.

They looked at me timidly.

“You were in feral kid gangs, right?”

“I don’t know if they were gangs. It’s all very fluid,” one said.

“Yeah, there aren’t any rules or organization. Not like here,” the other said.

Wow. Holding up the Royal Wing as a paragon of sophistication.

“It might have been after your time, but did a robot or person in shiny armor, with four arms ever talk to you? Or did you see him?”

They both seemed incredibly confused.

“A Dredel Led?”

Oh well, I guess it was just that one time. I was trying to determine how long 19-10 had been around here and interfering.

“No. Never mind. Another question.” I thought how to phrase it. “Had anyone ever asked you to do something for them when you were feral kids?”

They both answered immediately.

“Sure.”

“Yes.”

“I mean like outside the ferals. The person who asked you wasn’t one of you. And they asked you to do something that didn’t involve other ferals.”

“Yeah.”

“That’s how we got a lot of our stuff.”

“What? So this was a ‘normal’ person? He just came to the feral kids and gave you jobs?”

“Paya’ Man we called them.”

“We called them Cleana’. I guess because they were clean.”

“Yeah, we called them that too.”

I looked at Uulath who seemed to not know this either, but he was letting me do the talking.

“So what did this guy look like?” I asked.

“There were different ones.”

“Lots.”

“How did they give you work?”

“There were a few blocks where they would show up. They would say how many kids they would need and we would jump in to do it. They gave food.”

“Or clothes. Or blankets. Or whatever.”

“Why didn’t you just rob him?” I asked, surprised anyone would go to the ferals to barter.

“All the other kids would protect him because they wanted jobs.”

“And there were usually a few of them with guns. Kids aren’t stupid. No one is going to get shot for a blanket when you can just steal it from the person who got it after the job.”

The other feral gave the one who just spoke a dirty look.

“What jobs did they have you do?” I asked.

“Attack buildings. Rob.”

“Set fires. Steal people.”

“Steal from people or kidnap?” I asked.

“Both.”

Huh. I wonder if Two Clem could have been kidnapped by feral kids. They made the perfect thugs. They were untraceable. They didn’t even know what they were doing. And you could buy their services for comparatively nothing.

I couldn’t even ask them if they had kidnapped Two Clem because he would be meaningless to them.

All these problems we’ve been having with feral kids over the years turns out to be because they were hired to do it. Then they would run into me and my Kommilaire and I would send them here if we caught them.

“Did they wear robes?” I asked.

“Robes?”

“Order,” Uulath clarified.

“No.”

“No.”

But that didn’t mean anything. Doubt the Order would have shown up in feral kid territory in their finest clothes.

“Do you know why they hired the feral kids?” I asked, with little hope of an answer.

“Ferals don’t worry about the motives of normals. They got enough problems of their own.”

CHAPTER 23

I figured the best way to find out what Garm was doing or not doing was to talk to Garm.

She was the owner in the tower. Belvaille’s landlord. Lawmaker, judge appointer, and rich person talker-toer.

The only area more fortified than Delovoa’s block was the area around City Hall where Garm lived.

There had always been extra space around City Hall as it was the only non-rectangular building in the city. But Garm had leveled an extra block just for security. There were a series of walls thirty feet tall and five feet thick, covered with bunkers and bristling with weapons. There were trenches in between filled with mines and traps and electrified razor wire.

It was not solicitor friendly.

It was also completely overkill since half the population lived in abject poverty and the other half wasn’t about to go charging their way into City Hall just to meet Garm who was, unless I was really mistaken, simply not that important.

Every once in a while I got a communique from her about a new law she wanted implemented. I read it and if it made sense I took it under consideration. But I was on the streets. I was down here every day. I wasn’t sitting behind a hundred feet of steel ten stories up for the last forty years. I knew what laws we needed.

“Hello?” I yelled outside one of the wall sections. “I’m Hank. The Supreme Kommilaire. I know Garm. Um. We used to date. Can you tell her I want to talk to her?”

I yelled up various things at the impassive wall for another thirty minutes until my voice hurt and I felt stupid.

On my way back home I saw a Totki force fanned out across a block. They were knocking on doors and talking to people.

At first I was pretty excited to see them. Maybe they had listened to me about the election and were canvassing to get votes. And then I saw them drag some poor guy into the center of the street where they began beating him with the blunt ends of their spears.

Great.

I hiked up my belt and started walking that way. It didn’t take long for them to see me. Inconspicuous was not a talent of mine.

I wasn’t sure what I’d do when I got there. Shoot them? Berate them? I was running out of sugary lies to say about their dead leader.

Like feral kids with weirder hair styles, they immediately turned and scampered out of the street in the opposite direction from me.

I went over to the bruised guy on the ground.

“What were they talking to you about?” I asked him.

He reached out and clung to my leg. They had really done a number on him.

“They asked me about Su Dival. What I knew about him. Crazy stuff. Had I killed him? Did I know the killers? Did I belong to the Olmarr Republic?”

“Well?”

“I don’t know any of those things! I’m a Water Scrape,” he said.

I knew the job. It was not a totally legal career, but more legal than most. He collected condensation from pipes and surfaces under the city, and sometimes above the city, and sold it for consumption. That didn’t preclude him from being in the Olmarr Republic, though.

I saw other neighbors on the street were coming out and they complained of the same abuse by the Totki.

Not sure if it was random or the Totki had some information that led them to this street. It seemed unlikely, since I doubt they knew of 19-10 and even if they did, he probably wasn’t hanging a sign showing where he lived.

In any case, I needed to do something about Su Dival. I had to apprehend his killer like I promised I would. And since I had almost no chance of catching 19-10, I had to invent a killer. The Totki were only going to get worse.

I couldn’t just grab some random inmates from the Royal Wing and say, “yeah, they totally killed your former spiritual leader.” That was too convenient and no one would believe me. Not only that, but the inmates would deny it and cause me even more headaches.

It needed to be plausible. It needed to be sensational. Yet it needed to leave something to the imagination.

CHAPTER 24

I woke up the next day and in my living room I saw a red envelope on my table.

Sigh.

Garm had a key to everyone’s apartment in the city. In fact, all the major systems of Belvaille were controlled from City Hall. If she felt like turning off the lights or turning off our oxygen, she could do so whenever she wanted.

When she sent me her new laws and new list of judges, she would put them inside my apartment like this.

I found it disturbing. But maybe that was the Quadrad assassin in her. Or maybe she just really didn’t want to talk to me. Presumably she had gotten word that I had been screaming outside City Hall yesterday and was sending a response.

I opened the envelope and read the paper inside.

You are hereby appointed Secretary of City. You are to head the upcoming elections. Use the Kommilaire to organize voting. Vet the candidates and void any who are unworthy. –Garm

Isn’t that a kick in the nuts? This wasn’t even about me going to see her, but instead it’s a new job. As if I didn’t have enough to do.

And Money Bags couldn’t even give me a single thumb for my efforts?

I could just throw this paper away. What was she going to do, come down from City Hall and talk to me in person? Good!

I didn’t even know what this stuff meant. How could I vet and void someone? Ask them their favorite color and if they didn’t say blue, red, or pink I disqualify them?

There was a second page.

Add these names to the final selection of candidate choices.

And it was the list of dead candidates I had seen at the fundraiser. All of them had a political party affiliation of, “Garm’s Choice.”

What the hell? So I was supposed to kick out live people for whatever reasons and add dead people instead?

As I was stewing, I heard Rendrae talking on the loudspeakers. He was speaking about the election. I couldn’t just ignore this. The election would happen. It would be impossible to prevent at this point.

Either we were going to have fifty regions of the city all voting their own way for their own candidates and then getting into a bloodbath over the results, or I was going to do it.

“Damn,” I said to my living room statues.

“This is your Force for Facts returning with my guest, Hank, our Supreme Kommilaire and newly appointed Secretary of City. So, Hank. Dead candidates,” Rendrae said, smiling at me. “What’s that about?”

I was sitting with Rendrae at the facility they used to broadcast loudspeaker programs. I was on the floor because none of the chairs would support me.

To get the word out, I needed Rendrae. He was the easiest person to talk to and we went way back. Still, he wasn’t going to pass up the chance to take some shots.

“I don’t know, ask Garm.”

I had said I wasn’t going to endorse anyone and I sure as hell wasn’t going to endorse corpses. I got the idea Garm was sticking me with this role to imply her choice was also my choice. But I wasn’t going to be anyone’s pawn. Well, more than usual.

“Ask Garm. That’s an idea, except she never leaves the Gilded Tower and doesn’t grant interviews. At least not to the press.”

“Those candidates wishing to run for Governor or City Council need to register with me. But not when I’m sleeping. Or at the club.”

“That would be the Athletic Gentleman’s Club?”

“Yeah.”

“So if other people decide they want their dead relatives to run for office, is that acceptable?” Rendrae asked seriously.

“No.”

“Why is it Garm can put forth a unique ticket and no one else can? Are her cadavers vastly more talented than other cadavers?”

“She owns the city. If you want some dead people to run for office, buy your own city.”

“What is meant by it being your responsibility to vet candidates?” he asked.

“Well. I guess. Make sure they are okay,” I answered hazily.

“And what would that entail specifically?”

I paused since I wasn’t sure myself. Rendrae always had me on my heels.

“I suppose if I’ve arrested them in the past, then they can’t run. That’s an example.”

“Seems appropriate. So no Governors who hail from the Royal Wing? How will voting be conducted?”

“I’m going to get Delovoa to design us some voting machines,” I said.

“Delovoa?” Rendrae said, honestly startled. “Shouldn’t his resources be spared for more important activities?”

“Yes, they should. But you all want this stupid election so we’re going to have this stupid election.”

CHAPTER 25

The next week was chaotic.

I had MTB read off the ever-changing list of candidates on the loudspeakers as they made themselves known. He had a better speaking voice than I did. The Board prices would jump up 20% or drop the same amount depending on which candidate threw his hat into the ring.

Then candidates would pull out not four hours later, then combine forces, then break up. The loudspeakers were awash in the constant drama of election news.

To slow them down a bit I made a five-page form that I forced each candidate to fill out, and required a thousand thumb, non-refundable fee. I also started putting restrictions on names and party affiliations.

Like, you couldn’t call yourself the “Official Belvaille Party,” it was misleading. And you couldn’t call yourself “Garm’s True Choice.” There was even one group that had the gall to try and call themselves “The Kommilaire,” even though they had nothing to do with us.

Managing the candidate list was turning into a full-time job.

“Why?” Judge Naeb asked suspiciously.

“Because none of the people who are running for Governor actually know how Belvaille works. You’re the longest-serving judge,” I said.

We were in Judge Naeb’s quarters on Courtroom Three Street. They were well-appointed, even a bit tacky, considering he was supposed to be a judge and not a pimp.

He sat at his big desk and openly smoked some drugs in front of me.

“What do I get out of it?” he asked.

“Uh, you’d be Governor.”

“I’m a judge now. I know what a judge does. What’s the Governor do?”

“Probably way more than a judge.”

“Probably,” he mocked.

He looked at me for some time. But I had a great poker face. My face and body didn’t move. It required too much energy. Six hours from now I wouldn’t have twitched a muscle.

“Can I be blunt?” the drug-smoking judge asked, as if he cared about my answer.

“You bet.”

“Why are you approaching me? I never got the sense you particularly liked me or my service to the city.”

“Can I be blunt?” I asked.

He waved his hand for me to continue.

“I don’t think you have served the city. I think you’re a crook who has lined his pockets, obstructed justice, caused me tons of problems, and recently made it legal for people to point guns at me.”

“So why would you want me to be Governor?”

“Because then you won’t be a judge. I work with judges all the time. I’m sure the Governor will have ample opportunity to steal, but it won’t be in my way.”

“How do you know?” he asked.

“I don’t. But I know what a judge does. And there are only so many things a Governor could do. Like give out city contracts, hire and fire people, propose changes to the city design, approve and deny laws. I don’t care about that stuff.”

He squinted hard.

“Will you back me?” he asked.

“I can’t back anyone, I’m Secretary of City.”

He laughed.

“You’re an odd screw, Hank of Belvaille. What happens if I lose the election?”

“Stay a judge.”

“I heard there’s a thousand thumb fee for registering.”

“Yeah.”

“Waive it and I’ll run.”

I looked around the office. Just his artwork was probably worth fifty times that.

“Fine,” I said.

CHAPTER 26

I was meeting Fat Neep at his club just outside of Deadsouth.

Fat Neep was pretty big, both literally and figuratively, as a gang boss. He had promised me dinner, so I was bringing my appetite, which was also considerable.

I went alone, as it was late at night, and I got that this was more of a personal call.

The club was fairly upscale despite its proximity to Deadsouth. Logic would tell me people would not want to come here to pay money when they could go to better parts of town. But this was why I wasn’t a businessman.

There was a lot of dancing and colored lights and I had to slowly step across the floor.

A few people began hanging off me like I was a carnival ride and I stopped moving. I wasn’t able to brush them off. Not without hurting them. So I stood there with some drugged-out barnacles until security finally noticed there was a Supreme Kommilaire hogging the dance floor and they pried the people off and cleared a path for me.

Inside the back office was Fat Neep. It was black with black couches and black chairs and everything painted black. The lights were dim and it felt like I was walking in space.

Fat Neep was… fat, obviously. Not as big as his name might imply, however. Maybe he came from a really skinny planet and was a behemoth by comparison. He wore a metal shirt and metal pants, kind of interlocking plates about two inches long. It didn’t look comfortable.

“Thank you for coming, Hank,” he said, nodding his head. “I’ve got sandwiches.”

Ah, I had almost missed them in the darkness of the room. He had a huge plate of sandwiches to the side which I immediately headed toward.

“What drinks you serving out there?” I asked. “People are loopy.”

“It’s a new designer drug.”

“You making any money?”

Bosses didn’t like talking about their business, because that was their business. I still had the mindset of a thug and it was just work to me.

“Eh, I miss alcohol. It was simple, you know? You pour a glass, they drink a glass. Now everything is dots and half-dots and twists and pinches.”

I was already through my third sandwich.

“How are the candidates coming?” he asked.

“It’s probably the most useless thing Belvaille’s ever done,” I said.

“That’s saying a lot,” he smiled.

“I don’t see the point,” I said, accidentally spitting some sandwich onto his carpet.

“If a City Councilman were to request something, what would you do?” he asked delicately.

“Huh?”

“Like if your office was contacted for assistance.”

“What office?”

“Your… if one of them asked you,” he said.

“Asked me what?”

He twiddled his fingers together.

“Alright, if a City Councilman broke the law, what would you do?”

“What law?”

“I mean… it’s just… what about if the Governor asked you not to arrest someone, would you not arrest them?”

“I’m really confused. Asked me not to arrest someone? What reason?”

“Whatever reason,” he said.

“That’s not a reason.”

Fat Neep rubbed his forehead now.

“Would you take orders from the City Council and Governor?”

“Orders? Why would I do that?”

“Because they are the City Council and Governor.”

“And I’m the Supreme Kommilaire. What, are they going to go out patrolling? Is that what their responsibilities are?”

“No, they tell you what to do.”

“I already know. What do I need them to tell me for? Why don’t you ask me what you want?”

“I’m trying!” He said, exasperated. “Would you ever kill a City Councilman?”

“Kill? Like, for the hell of it?”

“No! If they did something wrong.”

“Something like what? I don’t kill people randomly. If he shot me in the face, sure.”

“What about selling drugs?”

“Are you running for City Council?”

“Not if you’re going to kill me!”

I thought about it for a bit.

“I’m not sure what the City Council and Governor do. But this is Belvaille. If we could only elect people who were squeaky clean, not only could we not elect anyone on the city, but they wouldn’t know anything about us.”

“So my business here is fine?” he asked, trying to clarify.

“Unless you’re chopping up people out back, sure. I mean, you know what all is illegal and what isn’t.”

“That’s the problem. You all seem to make it up as you go along.”

“Well, don’t chop up people. I mean, I guess it wouldn’t be bad to hold our politicians to a higher standard,” I pondered dreamily.

“See? Now you’re changing your mind.”

“People don’t die here, right?”

“Some have,” he said weakly.

“But not a lot. And you didn’t kill them on purpose or anything, right? Probably just overdoses.”

“That’s right.”

“Okay,” I said.

“Okay, what?”

“I mean, it sounds fine.”

“You’re terrible. Is this how it is for everyone?” his voice was hoarse.

“You asked me a lot of weird questions and I wasn’t sure where you were going. Give me a break, this is my first election.”

“Eat some sandwiches.”

I stuffed a few in my mouth.

“So, do you want to run for City Council?” I asked.

“Yeah.”

The lighting increased in the dark room and I was thankful, because I was trying to find the last of the food.

But it wasn’t the overhead lights.

“Huh?” Fat Neep said, as 19-10 fully materialized in front of him.

Bshzow!

Fat Neep’s head slumped forward and hit his desk.

19-10’s ambidextrous, multi-jointed arms swiveled to me. I was armed with just a sandwich.

“You know—” I started, and 19-10 was gone.

I stood there stupidly. I was literally thinking ten seconds slower than that assassin could act.

I put the sandwich down, wiped my hands, and took a gun from my vest.

Fat Neep was dead, unsurprisingly. Four shots straight into the neck at perfectly aligned and spaced coordinates. It was insane accuracy.

19-10 had “seen” Fat Neep’s metal clothes and opted for the exposed neck.

What was scarier was that he must have somehow been hanging out here. Listening to us. Was that possible? He appeared and fired right when Fat Neep said he was going to run for office. It was too much of a coincidence.

Here I was worried about trying to track an untrackable, dimension-hopping assassin and he was following me, eavesdropping. Were all my conversations unsafe now?

I had said I was going to tell the candidates about 19-10, but in retrospect I didn’t really care if any of them died. I mean, Garm’s ticket was already dead. It would just even the field.

The only people I was concerned about were the Ank, who he had already chosen to wound instead of kill, and Delovoa, who no one with even half a brain would dare attack.

So besides the Ank, besides Su Dival, besides hiring the feral kids, 19-10 had now killed a gang boss who was going to run for office. But we had a lot of people running for office. 19-10 still hadn’t shot me, however. He hadn’t even hinted he didn’t like me.

I shot Fat Neep in the neck with my own gun to cover up 19-10’s wounds.

I waited for his thugs to come running in at the noise, but I realized I was in a club and they couldn’t hear us so I walked over to the door and opened it.

A few stoic toughs came in and quickly got emotional when they saw their boss.

“Hey, bring all the other employees in here. I’m not going to shoot anyone.”

After much hesitation, I got everyone inside.

“Yeah, so, I had to kill Fat Neep,” I said weakly.

“Why?”

“I just did. Sorry. If any of you know Zadeck, I’ll try and get him to take over this organization with as little disruption as possible. By the way, have any of you seen someone around with four arms?”

No one answered.

“Seriously. Hey. Have you seen anyone with four arms?” I repeated.

“Four arms? I don’t think so. Saw two heads once.”

“I saw a guy with four legs.”

“It’s not a competition. Never mind.”

“Should we close up the club or what?”

I thought about this. If I let them keep it open without another boss supervising, they’d just rob it blind, and then spread to the wind, and then become unemployed and troublesome a week from now.

“Yeah, close it,” I said.

“Still a bunch of people flying. They won’t be coming down for hours.”

“Deadsouth is just over there. They want a taste of the real life, let them taste it.”

CHAPTER 27

“I need you to make some way to track 19-10,” I told Delovoa.

He was in one of his lab buildings working on something large and mechanical. He had on protective rubber gear and a face shield and sparks were flying.

“Lift the back of that,” he said.

I walked over and lifted. It was about the size of a car but I managed easily.

More sparks gushed out and he backed away, taking off his mask.

“Okay.”

I put it down.

“Why did you drop it?” he yelled.

“I didn’t drop it. I put it down.”

“You bent it, look.”

“I don’t even know what it is,” I said.

“You don’t have to know what it is to bend it, stupid. What do you think I was working on it for? It was bent. Now you just bent the other side.”

“I’m not a heavy lifter.”

“Clearly. Come over here and pick up this end. And don’t drop it.”

“No. Help me find 19-10 first.”

Delovoa pointed, his face angry.

“He’s over there.”

I looked at the wall where he was pointing.

“What? Where?”

“How should I know? You think I can see through dimensions?”

“Can’t you build some scanner? You said it was using unstable elements or whatever.”

“It will be contained by the armor. If it wasn’t, it would kill him. Besides, the station has radiation leaks all over.”

“From what?” I asked, alarmed.

“From you dropping big pieces of it. Belvaille is falling apart. You know that. Why do you need to track him anyway? You said his guns can’t hurt you. He didn’t even kill the Ank.”

“But he’s following me!”

“Then turn around and shoot him next time.”

“No, he’s following me in those other dimensions,” I said.

“That’s not possible. He’s slower than you when he does that. And you take the train.”

“I’m telling you, he knew where I was, twice, and listened to what we were saying. He may be listening to us now,” I said, looking around.

“He can’t. It would take too much energy.”

“But do you know if the armor can hear us? In this dimension?”

“How should I know?”

“Then how do you know it takes energy?” I challenged.

“Because it doesn’t run on fairy dust. This is just how machines work. If it’s moving, if it’s listening, if it’s interacting with anything, no matter what dimension, it needs power. He can’t possibly be following you all the time. You’d outpace his Messahn armor and he would waste his chrodite-399.”

“Then how do you explain him following me? I went alone.”

“Did anyone know where you were going?”

“Well… Fat Neep. His gang. My people. Anyone that saw me. Anyone they told.”

“Not exactly secret.”

“So there’s no way to track him or predict where he’s going?”

“I don’t know what the armor is or its signature. You can scan for anything, but you have to have some pretty specific criteria. Shiny armor with four arms isn’t good enough.”

“Is it possible to make me some armor like him? Where I could also go into his dimension?”

“Are you kidding? I had a tough enough time making the trains able to haul your jelly gut down the street. Besides, it’s not like he steps over and it’s this wide open field with just him. It would take me years to try and figure out the theories of all those interlaced manifolds, let alone make a practical device.”

I grumbled, but he had eased my panic a bit. I was thinking I had a permanent 19-10 hovering a few feet behind me.

“This is a long shot, but do you know Two Clem?” I asked.

“The actor?”

“Yeah. He’s missing.”

“Since when?”

“Months.”

“No, he’s not. I saw him a few weeks ago.”

“Where?”

“Here.”

“Here, here? Your place?”

“Yeah.”

“No one is supposed to come over.”

“I’m not going to be a prisoner! I have guests when I want.”

“What did he say?” I asked.

“It wasn’t really a talking session,” Delovoa answered delicately.

I rolled my eyes.

“So how can I find him?”

“Have you checked his apartments?”

“No, but I’m sure the Order has, and they say he’s missing.”

“I don’t know if he’s still in the Order,” Delovoa said casually.

“Really? Does Hobardi know?”

“Or he’s trying to take control from Hobardi. One of those.”

“Those are hugely different things! Can’t you remember which?”

“No. A fake religion isn’t very high in my priorities.”

“Can you tell me if he comes back?” I asked.

“I will if you help me fix this. And don’t drop it this time.”

CHAPTER 28

Judge Naeb declared his candidacy for Governor.

That put us at 1,843 people running for the five City Council seats and 206 running for Governor. And there still hadn’t been any declarations from the Olmarr Republic, the Sublime Order of Transcendence, or the Totki.

I should just let them all fight it out.

Actually, that might happen whether I let it or not.

We had finally moved all the women prisoners from the Royal Wing to Hank Block. We converted the roof of one of the apartment buildings. That was about the best we could do without requiring a lot of manpower to watch them.

It was theoretically possible to escape but it would be a ten story descent through electrified wire. If they escaped, they probably deserved to.

I stood outside the building looking at the rooftop prison as MTB walked up to me.

“How are the recruits coming?” I asked him.

“We lost five more people.”

“What? More?”

“Yeah. I think you were right. A lot of groups had us infiltrated. Now that the election is coming, they don’t need anyone in the Kommilaire and they are pulling them back to their regular armies. What happened to Fat Neep?”

“19-10 killed him.”

“Oh, I heard you did.”

“Yeah, I told them that. Until I can figure out some way to deal with 19-10 I’m not going to tell anyone he exists.”

“The Ank and the Reserve guards know,” MTB said.

“But they won’t tell anyone.”

“Isn’t that dishonest?” Valia asked, approaching.

“I’m not lying,” I said defensively. “Well, I guess I am. But it’s not like I’m benefiting from the lie. If I tell everyone about him, they’ll just say, ‘hey, stop him,’ which is what I’m trying to do anyway. And the city is on edge as it is.”

“The election has everyone anxious,” MTB agreed.

“It’s not just that. The city, the galaxy, is kind of like… balancing. It’s going to fall one way or the other. Three months ago the Ank Reserve Boards lost 50% of their value in one day because they ran out of white chalk to write the tickers and instead used red chalk. People went nuts and thought it was some Sign.”

“The Totki have been going around interrogating people. That’s going to get out of hand,” MTB said. “We don’t have enough people to stop them anymore. At least if you’re not there.”

“And they’ll just run away from you,” Valia chimed.

“I think I got a fix for the Totki nuisance. But check this out, Delovoa saw Two Clem a few weeks ago.”

“Where?” Valia asked.

“His place.”

“Did he break past Delovoa’s security?” MTB asked, amazed.

“No, no. Nothing like that. But the point is he’s alive. And Delovoa hinted Two Clem might have had some falling out with the Order.”

The pair was silent, so I continued.

“I’m wondering if Hobardi wants us to find Two Clem so he can kill him.”

“So should we stop looking?” MTB asked.

“Yeah. In any scenario at the very least it didn’t happen like Hobardi said. The Olmarr Republic didn’t take him. And he’s not captive. If they have organizational issues, that’s their own damn problem.”

“What’s your solution for the Totki, Boss?” Valia asked.

I smiled.

“Go get Rendrae and meet back at my place. I’m going to get something to eat first.”

CHAPTER 29

This was a gamble.

I had known Rendrae for a long time and I knew he loved news. Ate news. Dreamed news. Probably had little baby news somewhere he had birthed after being impregnated by other news.

But he was also pretty honest. Honesty was a good trait if you had the ability to turn it off when you needed to.

The city listened to Rendrae. He was their gossip god and “Force for Facts.”

I now had to do one thing I had never attempted or even heard of him doing in the century and a half I’d known him:

I had to get him to fake a story.

“Have a seat, friend,” I said.

Rendrae did so. He was guarded. He did not smile. He stared straight at me. I never went out of my way to speak to Rendrae, he went out of his way to speak to me. He knew something was wrong. It didn’t take the galaxy’s foremost journalist to figure that out.

It was just the two of us here as I didn’t think having witnesses would help.

“Would you care for something to eat or drink?” I asked.

Rendrae merely shook his head. I think he was honestly frightened.

“I found out who killed Su Dival,” I said.

Rendrae scooted forward in his chair, almost bursting out of his jacket.

“Who?” he asked.

“I haven’t decided yet.”

Rendrae, never at a loss for words, just sat there.

“But I know who ordered the assassination of Su Dival,” I said.

Rendrae squeaked.

“Who?”

“Judge Naeb.”

Rendrae’s brow furrowed.

“Or that’s who I’m going to say did it, anyway. He didn’t, obviously. The problem is, I know who killed Su Dival for real. But it doesn’t matter that I know. It won’t help anything. I have to stop the Totki from shaking-down the citizens. That won’t lead anywhere except to factional conflict. So I’m going to say Judge Naeb, who is now officially running for Governor, had Su Dival assassinated to take him out of the way. And then we can kill Judge Naeb, who is a terrible judge, as you know. And maybe kill a few more guys that I finger as the assassins.”

Rendrae’s mouth was open. He was sweating. He had slumped back on the chair.

“Why are you telling me this?” he asked.

“Because you can either report what I just told you, that Hank is framing a judge and doesn’t care about Su Dival—and I don’t, he was a lunatic—or you can report the fake story. And have… I don’t know, daily updates on the labyrinth of back-dealings and scheming that brought it all about.”

“You want me to make up the stories?” Rendrae asked weakly. “Like the-the bad fiction writers who tell pirate tales on the loudspeakers before bedtime?”

“I’m sure they’ll be much better than that, but yes. Rendrae, if you tell the truth, there won’t be anyone left to hear the tall tales.”

“I promised I wouldn’t falsify a story. That is the difference between me and everyone else. No matter what.”

“I remember you standing up for Belvaille. When the Navy came here to take us over. You were ready to give your life to spare the station. You won’t tell a lie to save it now?”

“Who really killed Su Dival?”

“An assassin named 19-10. He can portal short distances. He’s basically impossible for me to find. So telling people about him doesn’t help and it sounds like I’m making excuses.”

“You’ve seen this assassin?”

“Oh, yeah. On more than one occasion. And there was nothing I could do. But look, help me out here. I am struggling with this election. My Kommilaire are leaving in droves. I can’t maintain law and order in the best of times.”

“How will me lying about Judge Naeb help?” he asked.

“Besides removing the worst judge and a terrible candidate, and stopping the Totki intimidation squads, it will be hot! Belvaille’s longest-serving judge up on murder charges. We don’t even have a government yet and we have our first political scandal.”

“A fake one.”

“Do you think I always give the most appropriate punishments to only guilty people? I do what I can. Only good things will come from this. People will be entertained. And entertained people are less likely to murder each other. We have a perfect bad guy for them to hate.”

Rendrae sat there for a long while.

I said what I could say. I thought it best to ease back and wait.

“I’m not going to milk it,” he said finally. “I will start it but I won’t keep making up lies just to keep it going. If it has legs, and I imagine it will, then other people can report on it.”

“Great! That’s all I ask.”

Rendrae stood up.

“Why do you have all these statues in here?” he asked slyly. “And don’t say it’s because you’re a collector. I’ve known you too long.”

Now it was my turn to pause.

“Because I have about one heart attack a month, usually in the mornings, and I can’t stand up on my own without them.”

He looked at me momentarily in the face but then dropped his gaze and headed out my front door.

CHAPTER 30

I was waiting on the first floor of a building in the southeast for the owner to come down.

All around me, Po servants twirled and flipped and scuttled.

Po were the slave species of the Boranjame, who were the most powerful empire in the galaxy. At this point, though, that wasn’t saying a whole lot.

Po looked like a big pile of spaghetti. They were about five feet tall, had no torsos, heads, feet, no anything really. They were just arms and hands. They moved so erratically that it was dizzying to look at them.

I wasn’t sure if slaves were legal on Belvaille. I suppose if it started becoming an issue we’d have to make some decision. But I wasn’t about to tell the only Boranjame on the station and within light years he couldn’t have his attendants.

The Boranjame, for the most part, lived on ships. They didn’t actually have any planets they called home. As they continued to grow in physical size, each Boranjame would make its ship larger until it had a world-ship that rivalled planets.

Flying around on a ship the size of a planet that was capable of destroying and strip mining other planets tended to make you a species that no one messed with.

Fortunately, during our war, the Boranjame didn’t take advantage of the galaxy-wide chaos and mostly sat in their region of control, which was the entire outer rim. When a solar system had been decimated by the civil strife, they poked in, gave everyone a chance to leave, and tore the planets apart to upgrade their ships.

Belvaille’s only Boranjame, Zeti, had sent a Po messenger to come get me. The Po, having no mouth of its own, communicated by manipulating sound boxes with its many hands.

We had a lot of species on Belvaille. But most of those species were just as bad off as the Colmarians and I didn’t feel much need to be nice to them. I believed it was in the best interest of all life everywhere that I be at least courteous to Zeti. Just in case he had any influence over his larger brethren.

I’d been on a world-ship in the past. If the Boranjame simply felt like conquering the galaxy and destroying every inhabited planet, there was really nothing to stop them at this point. It would just take a long time.

Back in the vestibule, a group of Po suddenly scuttled forward and then parted, showing Zeti floating in their midst.

Zeti was hard to describe. He was about four feet long, three feet high, and three feet wide. He hovered a small distance from the ground, how, I’m not sure.

He was crystalline. An insanely complex series of interlocking, rotating, spinning, crystal disks and plates and pieces. He was colored a light blue and translucent at the edges. Like the Po, he had no features at all. He was almost like a million dancing snowflakes of sizes ranging from inches to feet.

If the Po were disturbing to watch because of their movement, the Boranjame was hypnotic. He was quite beautiful.

I didn’t actually know if Zeti was a male or female. I had met a Boranjame prince, so presumably they had genders, but I wasn’t going to ask and risk offending Zeti.

To my slight alarm, I noticed Zeti was maybe a foot larger than when I had last seen him. Boranjame never stopped growing as far as I knew. In some theoretical future, Belvaille would be too small for him.

“Hi,” I said good-naturedly.

The Po finished setting up speakers and other electronic devices which the Boranjame used to speak. I wasn’t sure if he also used them to hear, so I repeated myself.

“Hi.”

“I would like to vote,” Zeti said.

His voice, which was purely synthesized, was masculine and sounded like a young man’s.

“Vote for what?” I asked, confused.

“For City Council and Governor,” he replied.

Did he call me out here for this?

“Sure,” I said. “I don’t think that will be a problem. Anyone on Belvaille can vote… I guess. I haven’t thought about the restrictions yet. Maybe you have to be a certain age? But you would qualify.”

“I would like to vote now.”

“Now? Well, we don’t have the final candidate list. And I don’t even know when the elections will be held. And we don’t have the voting machines.”

“I do not have hands.”

Oh, yeah. How are the Keilvin Kamigans going to vote? They’re gas clouds. Maybe attach a kite to them?

“You can tell me your choices at the election. Will that work?”

“I would like to vote now.”

“But the list isn’t ready. And I don’t know all the names off the top of my head.”

“I know the names.”

I patted my chest, ruffling my guns. As if I expected to find a pen and paper there. As if I had carried a pen and paper in the last forty years. As if my fingers were capable of using a pen and paper.

“I don’t have anything to write on,” I apologized.

“Here are my votes.”

One of the Po was suddenly undulating in my face. It held a form out to me in its tendril. I took the page and looked it over as the Po retreated to its original position beside Zeti.

Names were listed in exquisite cursive handwriting.

“This is Garm’s list,” I said.

“What is a Garm’s list?” Zeti asked.

“These candidates are all dead,” I explained.

“They are?” There was no great inflection in the voice but the voice wasn’t really a voice. It was generated from speakers and wasn’t biological in origin. For all I knew he could really sound like a puppy and be trying to bark at me and those Po practical jokesters made his voice sound like this instead.

I felt like I was missing something. I decided to hazard a guess.

“Have you spoken to Garm?”

“No,” he said immediately.

“Have you spoken to her people?”

“No.”

I was out of ideas. Maybe Boranjame liked dead politicians. But it wasn’t really my job to question why people cast their particular votes. That was the whole point of an election, right?

“Well, I guess that’s it, unless you have anything else. I’ll save your votes for the election and make sure they’re counted. Thanks, Zeti.”

“And thank you, Supreme Kommilaire, Hank of Belvaille. May you riddle through your current tribulations lest your species be shackled in an age of despair for ten thousand years.”

The Po swarmed on Zeti and they all retreated as quickly as they appeared, leaving me standing there stunned.

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CHAPTER 31

“Who wants taxes?” a man asked on the loudspeaker. “What I earn should go to my family.”

“Our family,” a woman’s voice chided. “We’ve survived the civil war.”

“And Belvaille is growing better with every passing day,” the man continued.

“Why would we want to change what is working?” she asked. “Return to the old Colmarian Confederation and its abuses? Our children don’t deserve that.”

“Garm’s Choice candidates are endorsed by the owner of Belvaille, who has seen the city through the worst times the galaxy had to offer,” the man said.

“All the candidates pledge to increase public works projects, increase employment, increase law enforcement, and keep Belvaille the shining star of the universe.”

“Vote Garm’s Choice for me,” a little boy said.

“And me!” A little girl added.

I stood in my living room listening to it.

Can they do that?

Did they have a real family hanging around talking about the election on the loudspeakers? No, they must be paid actors. But who paid them? And why?

I opened my door and saw MTB and Valia waiting for me.

“Boss, did you hear the commercial?” MTB asked.

“Is that what they’re called?”

The loudspeakers had advertising. Buy your clothes here. Eat your breakfast there. But advertisements for people—dead people—seemed really unusual to me. But I guess this was New Belvaille.

“What are we doing, sir?” Valia asked.

“Stuff I used to do.”

We were in the storeroom of a large club.

Three gang bosses were with us. We were standing around a crate of goods that was under a tarp and that was the source of their disagreement.

“So let me get this straight,” I said, “your partner woke up today, the day this shipment came in, and decided to die?”

“He was murdered,” a woman said angrily.

She was an attractive lady whose beauty had faded a bit with age, but she could still pull off some charm. She was the wife of the deceased and her name was Lisedt.

“He’s gone is the point, Hank,” one of the other bosses, Dimi-Vim, said. He was the boss I had worked out the club music issue with some time ago. He still wore his quarter inch of brown hair all over his body.

“I’ve got this contract proving that I paid for half of this. That makes me majority holder,” aRj’in said. He was still in good physical shape and still none too friendly.

I looked at the contract.

“Get me some light, I can’t see what I’m looking at,” I complained.

“Hank, that’s an old contract,” Lisedt said, “and it doesn’t matter because he was murdered anyway. By one of these two!”

Valia hunted around for lights.

“What do I have to gain by killing him? He owed me money,” Dimi-Vim demanded.

“If the contract is old or not it doesn’t matter unless there was a new contract,” aRj’in said.

“They’re trying to take over my business and want to strong-arm me. I’ve been through more gang wars than both you pukes put together,” Lisedt fired.

“Just… all of you shut up for a second,” I said.

I looked over at Valia, who was making an awful lot of racket in the back but wasn’t shedding any light.

“Boss, you got a torch on your back,” MTB offered.

“Oh, yeah. Get it.”

He rummaged around through my various packs and containers and found a handheld flashlight.

He put it on the tarp and turned it on.

“Damn, that’s bright,” Dimi-Vim said, moving away.

It was a gang contract, but not like any I had ever seen and I had seen thousands. I couldn’t make sense of it.

“What is this?” I asked.

“I told you,” Dimi-Vim said to aRj’in.

“Look here, this part,” big aRj’in leaned in.

I read it.

“This is like, legal crap,” I said.

“That’s what I told them,” Dimi-Vim reiterated.

“Shut up,” aRj’in fired.

“It’s old, anyway,” Lisedt repeated.

“He got an adjudicator to write it,” Dimi-Vim explained.

I handed it to MTB to see if he could make sense of it.

“Adjudicators aren’t even allowed in the Athletic Gentleman’s Club,” I said, confused.

“We… made the contract somewhere else,” aRj’in said weakly.

This was just breaking so many protocols. I spoke my frustrations out loud.

“How am I supposed to settle this? This isn’t a gang contract. It’s some adjudicator thing. Adjudicators only apply to us Kommilaire and I completely ignore them at least half the time. Belvaille’s been doing gangs and gang business for over two hundred years. Why would you try and change that?”

The gang bosses looked uncomfortable.

“My husband said he didn’t want to,” Lisedt chimed.

“But he signed it. You all signed it. Besides, we’re not just ‘gangs,’” aRj’in said distastefully.

I took the contract from MTB and tore it in half and then half again.

“Split it three ways evenly,” I concluded.

They all started to protest loudly, but I was louder.

“You wanted me to settle this, I’m settling it,” I barked. “You want to go to an adjudicator and get him to throw a lot of fancy words around then do that and stop wasting my time. You guys don’t touch each other for six months after the separation. Lisedt takes on all the assets—and liabilities—of her husband.”

Everyone was a little unhappy.

Another successful negotiation.

CHAPTER 32

I heard accounts that the Totki were accelerating their “investigations.”

I wasn’t sure if Hong was doing it because he enjoyed it, he really thought he was going to randomly find Su Dival’s killer, or the Totki Clan demanded it. In any case, I had to bring those blue-toothed, yellow-skinned Totki back into the fold.

I notified Rendrae that I was going forward with Judge Naeb and to meet at Courtroom Three Street. I also tipped off some other media sources through my contacts, making sure it couldn’t be traced back to me or my Kommilaire.

I was the last one to arrive at the street.

“What’s going on, Hank?” one of the reporters asked.

“My goodness, I was about to arrest Judge Naeb for accessory to murder,” I said woodenly.

Rendrae rolled his eyes.

“Who was murdered?” another reporter asked helpfully.

“Su Dival!” I responded with flourish.

Gasps.

A few gunshots rang out from Judge Naeb’s office building and everyone crouched down.

“I had better go apprehend him,” I said. “I will take one journalist with me to record the incident. Any volunteers?”

Every reporter except Rendrae raised their hands and stood on their toes.

“Rendrae,” I said. “You’re cool under pressure. Would you like to come?”

“No,” he answered sourly.

I looked around at the other reporters.

“Um. I think you should. It will help the…” but I had nothing to add.

Rendrae reluctantly agreed and as I pretended to be entering a dangerous zone, Rendrae merely plomped along behind me, obviously irked at the charade.

In Judge Naeb’s office, MTB and Valia waited with Judge Naeb bound and gagged in the corner. They had been firing their guns now and then to keep it interesting. The story was being reported live on the loudspeakers.

“Now what?” Valia asked.

“Judge Naeb commits suicide,” I said.

“What?” MTB asked.

“Well, I mean, we help him,” I clarified.

“Boss, can I talk to you in the hall for a second?” MTB asked.

“Uh, sure.”

“What are we doing?” he asked, once we had reached the hall and closed the door.

“Taking care of the Totki situation. And the Judge Naeb situation. And the disgruntled population situation,” I said, not sure why he was bringing this up now.

“But why kill him?”

“Because if this went to a trial, he would say I told him to run for office and he didn’t kill Su Dival.”

“But that would be true.”

“Yeah, but that doesn’t help anything.”

“Boss, we’re not executioners.”

“Says who?”

“You! You told me that when I joined the Kommilaire. It’s what I tell all the new recruits.”

“Oh. Well, things change.”

“You’re killing a judge,” he said.

“A sucky judge.”

“A sucky judge to placate a sucky clan, Boss. And sucky or not, this is how the government works.”

“What government? When have we had a government?” I asked, exasperated. “Do you think laws matter? Do you think trials matter? When has a trial ever saved a life?”

“Lots of times. Just because we’re hard on people who break the laws doesn’t make us kings.”

“I’m not a king. I don’t want to rule anything.”

“Yeah, you always say that, but you’re killing a judge. Who can judge you for that? Who gets you in trouble or ships you to the Royal Wing? Is this not breaking the law?”

“Why are you suddenly sticking up for the Totki and the worst judge on Belvaille?”

“Boss, I just feel like we’ve lost sight of what we’re supposed to be doing.”

“Why didn’t you bring this up earlier?”

“Because I didn’t know you were going to kill him!”

“But he’s a crook. He’s been taking bribes for decades. He lets criminals free. He makes it legal to point guns at me. And the Totki are going to start killing people soon. If we give them Naeb, it’s done.”

“If you gave them 19-10 it would be done, too.”

“I can’t arrest ghosts! What do you want? Go upstairs and wait,” I yelled at him.

There was an empty apartment upstairs for Valia and MTB to hide in.

When I went back into Judge Naeb’s office, it was obvious everyone had heard the conversation in the hall.

Valia stared at her boots.

Rendrae gave me a disapproving look.

Judge Naeb looked pissed off.

“Valia, wait upstairs with MTB,” I said.

She left without a word.

Why did I suddenly feel like a jerk? I was saving lives on the station. I knew I was. But what MTB had said stung me.

I went over to Naeb and removed his gag as best I could without hurting him.

“Is there anything you want before we do this?” I asked.

“Go to hell,” he spat.

“Seriously. These are your last words, might as well make them count.”

“You don’t run the city and you never did. You have no idea what goes on here. I just got greedy and thought you were too stupid to catch me,” he roared.

“I guess,” I said, removing a pistol from my thigh.

“You allege 19-10 was the one who killed Su Dival?” he asked.

I think he was trying to buy time after he saw the gun.

“What do you know about 19-10?”

“Enough. Probably more than you,” he said.

“Who hired him?” I asked.

And, of all the weird things, Judge Naeb laughed.

“I don’t know why he killed Su Dival, but I know who hired him,” Judge Naeb taunted.

“Who?”

He licked his lips and smiled.

“Garm.”

“That’s a lie,” I said.

“19-10 was hired to kill you,” Judge Naeb said.

I pointed the gun at Judge Naeb and pulled back the hammer.

“And why would she hire him to do that?”

“Look at me! I’m tied up in my own office waiting to die. Do you think those in power want you on Belvaille? They know you can do this to any of them. You’re a cardboard cut-out that the lower classes look up to, but that’s it.”

“When did you talk to Garm?” I demanded.

He chuckled.

“Now that you’re pissed, I can’t think of a better way to end. Shoot me. I’m not so blind to see you don’t have an alternative. I rather like that I can get the last laugh.”

I pressed the gun hard to his temple.

“When did you talk to Garm?” I repeated.

He said nothing.

I looked back at Rendrae, who seemed to be soaking all this in like a sponge.

“Dammit,” I cursed, and pulled the trigger.

CHAPTER 33

Rendrae didn’t want to report on this and was ready to renege on our deal.

I pointed out it was too late to grow a conscience. If he wanted to rat me out, he would also have to detail his own involvement and how he had agreed to fake Judge Naeb’s guilt.

People would be mad at me, but they would skin Rendrae alive.

And everything would get even worse in the city, just like I said.

Rendrae reported from the scene of the crime. He stated Judge Naeb had committed suicide when confronted by me with information that proved he was responsible for hiring Su Dival’s murderers.

I couldn’t say Judge Naeb had performed the actual murder. That was too far-fetched. It was just a matter of finding some gunmen to take the fall.

Rendrae signed off, and he didn’t say “Force for Facts.” He never said it again. Another reporter immediately claimed the title.

It was about a week later when we had an unrelated shoot-out that resulted in the deaths of two thugs. I declared the dead men Su Dival’s killers.

If they had alibis, they weren’t talking.

MTB quit!

Well, not quit, but he asked to be transferred to a different department. He wanted to work Deadsouth, one of the toughest beats.

I didn’t refuse him.

There was a huge crowd at the Royal Wing waiting for me to give my talk.

Valia stood beside me.

“I’ve given it a lot of thought,” I started, “and decided you all should make your own laws.”

“We already have our own laws,” someone said.

“Yeah, but they’re lousy. You have to come up with new laws that if I show them to the citizens of Belvaille, they will be impressed enough that you might eventually be let back in. You have to be better than the subsistence living you’re doing. Even better than Belvaille. Shame them into recognizing your improvements.”

“But like what?” a scrawny man asked.

“Give me a list and I’ll approve or deny it. Think of stuff like, liberty. And equality. And friendship. Upbeat stuff.”

This mass of rapists and murderers were nonplussed. They wanted me to give them rules. Lay it down for them so they could follow it to the letter. They didn’t trust themselves and I could sense they thought it was a trap. Like I was holding out something for them to take and would snatch it away when they got close.

I wasn’t sure if it was a cop-out or I was still hurting from what MTB had said. I didn’t want to come here as a god and dictate who would live and how they would live.

I was just one person who was himself flawed, deeply flawed.

I needed to start letting go. I couldn’t hold all of Belvaille and the Royal Wing in my fists. My hands simply weren’t that big and every day they were getting weaker.

“How do you know they will make good laws?” Valia asked in the shuttle back to Belvaille.

I felt the familiar joy of zero gravity and smiled despite myself.

“Because their freedom depends on it. They are going to set the bar higher than anyone would have done for them. Just out of paranoia.”

“What if they are faking compliance and recovery, though?” she asked.

“What’s the difference? If someone lives for ten years as a perfect person but in their head wants to do bad things, are we going to find them guilty? Do their bad thoughts hurt us?”

“It just seems like you’re giving them an awful lot of leeway,” Valia pouted.

“They haven’t even submitted their laws yet. Give them a chance.”

As we angled slowly to Belvaille I heard on the radio that there was a technical issue with the docking mechanisms and we would have to wait.

That was fine, I liked feeling light.

The shuttle eventually began to dock and we got banged around like a can kicked down the street. The shuttle’s lights and sirens went haywire and the pilots were cursing and yelling at each other.

I realized: this was it.

They could kill me out here.

Garm could deactivate the port with a flip of a switch, or have the loading arms rip this tiny shuttle in half.

I felt my heart going nuts.

Oh no, not now.

I vaguely heard Valia talking to me urgently, but couldn’t understand her.

At least I couldn’t fall, because I was buckled down in zero gravity.

My eyes went blurry and I couldn’t hear the sirens. Everything just faded away to a pleasant hum of unimportance.

Then I saw the co-pilot turn around and talk sweetly to us.

“—for some reason. We told them they need to fix number eight, but you know how it is on Belvaille,” he said smiling.

I tried to return the grin because I got the idea that was an appropriate response.

He went back to his controls and the shuttle docked as usual.

I turned languidly to Valia and saw she was staring at me and looked quite alarmed.

CHAPTER 34

“Where were you on the night of Goldor the 14th?”

“I don’t know,” I said.

I heard groans and cries reverberate through the city.

The trial on Courtroom Six Street was of course being broadcast via loudspeaker. I had been sticking my foot in it ever since I framed Judge Naeb a month ago.

“That was the night Su Dival was murdered and you’re saying you ‘don’t know’ where you were at?” the prosecutor mocked. He wore a feather headdress to stand out.

Belvaille had gotten interested like I hoped, but not as I suspected. Everyone thought it was some great conspiracy to remove the Totki leader. Half thought I was personally involved in the cover-up, half thought I was merely an incompetent dupe and—

“He kill Su Dival,” Hong said, pointing to me.

This trial was so fantastical that they had us mic’d at all times so every bit of entertainment was squeezed out.

The trial was not especially formal. We were yelling at each other across the street. Every once in a while someone would take the stand just for a change of pace.

“How could I kill him? I’d never get away.”

I wasn’t exactly a bad guy in terms of the city. Anti-Totki sentiment was high what with them roaming around interrogating everyone. Me framing the judge and Su Dival’s “killers” hadn’t stopped the Totki, just changed their focus. The only questions in everyone’s minds were how high the orders came from, how broad in scope, and to what purpose.

The Totki themselves were more irrational than ever and considered everyone that wasn’t their clan to be enemies.

“We know you do it. You never like Totki. You try and take our planets!” Hong yelled.

“What am I going to do with a planet? I can barely afford my meals!” I screamed in frustration.

I had been trying to avoid telling people that 19-10 killed Su Dival because no one would believe it. Instead I made a botched murder-suicide-cover-up with me as a stooge. If I had told everyone Su Dival was strangled by magical intelligent underwear it wouldn’t be as bad as this.

“Do we refer to you as the Supreme Kommilaire now or Secretary of City?” the prosecutor asked me.

“How about Supreme Secretary?” I joked.

No one laughed.

“Why is the Deputy Kommilaire unavailable for questioning?” he continued.

“Objection,” the defense attorney sitting next to me said, “irrelevant.” He was covered in one-foot spikes all over his clothes. I think he wanted to appear warlike, but he looked like some kind of cactus.

“He’s on the witness list. How is it irrelevant?” the judge asked.

MTB had vanished. I was a little worried about that. He was a sadistic guy, but he was a relatively truthful sadistic guy. And his recent doubts about the Judge Naeb incident made me wonder how he would react on the stand.

“We know you Kommilaire kill our leader,” Hong pressed. “We have proof.”

“What proof?” I asked, being pretty certain 19-10 hadn’t left anything since he couldn’t carry anything when teleporting.

Hong held up a clear plastic bag.

“Uniform!”

Gasps from the city.

I looked over at the defense and he gave me a look like, “that’s pretty good evidence!” Sigh. Since he wasn’t going to do anything:

“That’s idiotic! Why would an assassin take off his jacket and then leave it behind?”

“You say,” Hong replied.

“Yeah, you tell us,” the prosecutor translated.

“Objection!” I shouted. “You all are morons.”

“Sustained,” the judge gaveled.

The city cried out.

“I mean overruled,” the judge amended.

“Give me that coat,” I told Hong.

“No, you steal it,” he said, covering the plastic bag as if I was going to dash the thirty feet across the street and swipe it before he had a chance to react.

“Your honor, I can’t prove anything about the evidence if I’m not allowed to see the evidence.”

The judge waited. I think he was listening to the crowd. My guess was he didn’t want to be the next judge assassinated.

“Agreed.”

Hong gave the bag to the prosecutor who gave it to my prickly defense, who accidentally lanced the bag with his spines. I removed the jacket from the bag.

Looking at it, I could tell it was real Kommilaire. It wasn’t a knock-off that I could see unless it was high quality. But that didn’t mean anything.

I put the jacket on my head, where it was too tight to even cover my chin.

I turned around so the street could see me.

“Maybe not you, but you people kill Su Dival,” Hong yelled.

I kept twirling and walked back some distance on Courtroom Six Street so people could see the tiny little jacket.

“The Kommilaire don’t have any officers this small,” I said. “This is like children’s size.”

I took off the jacket.

“Yes… yes you do,” Hong said. He was jumping up and down pointing at me. “That girl. Red. Uh…”

Only his lack of language skills and hyperactivity was preventing him from getting it out. He was going to say Valia. This thing might actually fit Valia. What if it did? What if they brought her to the stand? Did I trust her to lie about this? Even if she did, if this thing fit her, what would people do?

“Hong!” I interrupted. “Maybe you killed Su Dival.”

I was just stalling. I hadn’t thought it would elicit any kind of response other than mild confusion.

But the city shook.

Hong erupted in rage.

“Maybe you were working with Judge Naeb so you could run for Governor as representative of the Totki,” I continued, just throwing stuff out there.

Hong, unable to contain himself, blasted a torrent of what I could only assume was Totki dialect.

I thought things were going well until:

“Citizen Rendrae, please approach the stand,” the judge said.

Rendrae waddled up and was sworn in. He wore a bitter expression and hate burned in his eyes. I think he was madder at me than Hong was.

“Why were you with Hank on the day of Judge Naeb’s suicide?” the prosecutor asked.

“Because it was news. I do news,” he answered calmly.

“Who had told you of this? Did you just happen to be walking around? Forgive me, but you don’t seem to possess the physique of someone who is regularly out exercising.”

“I retain the right to protect my sources under the Freedom of Press Act of 074,” Rendrae responded coolly.

No one had any clue what that was, but Rendrae said it with such confidence we all assumed it was actually a thing.

“What did you see in Judge Naeb’s quarters?” the prosecutor asked.

“Hank.”

“Besides Hank.”

“A chair.”

“Besides the furniture and chairs and carpet and paintings!” The prosecutor demanded, his feathers literally getting ruffled.

“Judge Naeb.”

“And what was he doing?”

“Sitting on the carpet. A gun in his hand.”

The city was sweating. It was on the edge of its collective seat.

“Was he dead?”

“I don’t think guns are alive.”

Wow, I had to remember not to ever try interrogating Rendrae.

“Judge Naeb! Was he alive when you entered the chambers?”

“Yes.”

Oh, crap. He was going to bail on me. His journalistic integrity was winning.

“I think he means he was lifelike-looking,” I said from my seat.

“You are not giving testimony now, Supreme Kommilaire, please be silent.”

“Yeah,” the judge echoed.

“How do you know he was alive?” the prosecutor drooled.

“He spoke.”

No! No! No! Shut up, Rendrae!

“And what did he say?”

“He said the same assassin that killed Su Dival was hired to kill Hank. And he was paid for it by the ruling class of Belvaille, which doesn’t want the Supreme Kommilaire around anymore: Garm.”

A million jaws hit the floor, including mine.

CHAPTER 35

Next time a leader gets assassinated I was just going to tell the truth. It was becoming difficult to keep track of my lies.

I had hunkered down in the Athletic Gentleman’s Club trying to avoid people. I received a lot of free drinks and free food from people who felt like I was sticking it to The Man. Though which man, I wasn’t certain.

There were other people in the club who gave me dirty looks because they felt I was the man and I had killed Judge Naeb, which I had, and Su Dival, which I hadn’t, because of some sinister master plan.

I sensed myself growing less and less popular as the city roiled.

I mean yeah, I killed a judge. And maybe MTB and Rendrae were right and that’s something I shouldn’t have done. But it’s not like he had been a saint. I killed criminals all the time—or at least part of the time. Did he get a free pass because he had been crooked for longer? Because he wasn’t sticking up people with a knife, he was extorting them from the bench?

I needed to retire. Get this election over with and hire some other fool to try and clean up this mess.

“Tough week,” Jorn-dole said.

It was that good-looking blond guy who seemed to be here a lot. The guy must have a bunk upstairs. Though I could understand spending time here, I was doing it myself, and it was a good place to get business done.

“Yeah,” I agreed. “Pull up a chair if you want,” I said, suddenly feeling like talking, or at least talking to someone who didn’t know anything about Belvaille.

Jorn-dole sat on the other side of my hard booth.

“Cozy,” he said, fidgeting on the rough surface.

“So what’s your deal?” I asked him.

“Same as anyone else’s, I guess. Trying to live my life and not crap on anyone else’s.”

“Yeah,” I pounced. “That’s it exactly! I mean if everyone did that, I could retire tomorrow.”

“You want to retire?” he asked, surprised.

“I’m old. All this,” and I waved my hand in the general direction of everything everywhere, “is too hard for me now. I don’t think I can hack it much longer. It wears you down.”

“What would you do if you retired?”

I sat there and poked at my food.

“I don’t know,” I said. “Maybe I could open a bar. Not here, someplace quiet.”

“You’re going to tend bar? Stand around all night listening to drunks and pouring drinks?”

“I guess that does sound kind of bad. I don’t know. Paint pictures?”

Jorn-dole didn’t say anything. He just looked at my ham fists.

Belvaille had kept me on my toes for two centuries and now I didn’t know how to slow down. I mean I couldn’t hang out in a casino or bar every day all day. What did people do when they stopped doing stuff? I honestly had no idea.

What was Garm doing?

And more importantly, did she really hire 19-10 to come kill me like Zadeck and Judge Naeb had said—and Rendrae had unfortunately repeated.

Garm was not a name spoken often. In fact, very young people had likely never even heard of the owner of Belvaille let alone seen her.

But here she was, giving me lists of dead candidates, appointing me Secretary of City, and possibly trying to kill me. But those events seemed mutually exclusive.

Jorn-dole had taken his leave and I was still eating when three bosses approached me.

They were in some kind of trade alliance together and wore rich clothes and jewels. Wiessstauch was their bearded leader and did all the talking.

“Hank, you have a moment?” he said, taking a seat at my booth without me answering.

“I’m not in the mood—” I started.

“We had hundreds of thousands of thumbs invested in Judge Naeb and he suddenly kills himself? This puts us in space without a rocket.”

“Buy another judge, there’s plenty.”

“And is that one going to kill himself too? What’s going on here? You’re a member of this club. You’re one of us more than you are one of them,” he said.

“Who’s them?” I asked.

“Anyone outside this club,” he said.

“That’s like millions of people. You saying they don’t matter?”

“Don’t put words in my mouth, they matter. But we make this city. We make it run. Some feral kids digging through your trash don’t contribute. When your Kommilaire need new equipment do you go to the millions or do you come to us? We can’t be blindsided like this.”

“I don’t have nearly as much control over this city as you might think,” I said.

“Granted, and I understand you got things to do and work at a different level than we do. But gang wars are one thing, killing judges are another. And fighting Garm? What will that do to those millions you were talking about?”

“I’m not fighting anyone.”

If Judge Naeb had been on the payroll to the tune of hundreds of thousands, Wiessstauch probably knew him pretty well. Wiessstauch had made it clear that he didn’t believe the suicide story because he said “killing judges.”

I wondered how many other people didn’t believe it.

Wiessstauch ordered me some more drinks and rose from my booth with a smile.

“Stability is what this city needs. We’ve had enough murders don’t you think?”

CHAPTER 36

I was out on a patrol doing patrolly stuff when I got a radio call from Delovoa. He had his own radio of course and his own interrupt frequency for emergencies.

“Hank, come over,” he said without urgency.

“I’m working. What’s up?”

“I have that visitor you said I should warn you about.”

“19-10?” I asked. He was awful calm.

“No, moron. Two Clem?”

“Two Clem is there?”

“What did you think I meant by visitor?”

“Okay, I’ll be there in a bit. Don’t let him leave.”

“How will I stop him?”

“Are you kidding? You have a street full of heavy machine guns and security guards.”

“I’m not going to kill him,” Delovoa said.

“He doesn’t know that. Just wait for me. I won’t be long.”

I talked to the Stair Boys I was with. MTB was still doing his Deadsouth beat so it was just Valia and a dozen people with me.

“I have to go run some errands,” I said. “Keep going to Ostliche’ Avenue.”

“Should we hit the Dog Parke, Boss?” Valia asked.

I was originally going to rough up one of the venues that wasn’t paying their Kommilaire protection fees. I didn’t want them to think that just because my name was getting dragged through the slop, we were going to back down on our usual activities.

However, with me gone, it was just them. And I didn’t want them getting shot up.

“No, just keep a presence. Hang around for a few hours. That should be enough to send a message without provoking a fight.”

“Right.”

I headed to the train. I wanted to do as little walking as possible.

In the past, I was pretty confident that if I had a heart attack and fell down somewhere in the city, I would be reasonably safe. I was a folk hero after all.

But with all the Judge Naeb and Su Dival and Garm and election nonsense, I didn’t want to risk a crowd of people standing over my drooling form trying to figure out how to kill me.

I got to Delovoa’s and was met by the usual handsome young men.

I was taken to a rear apartment where Two Clem and Delovoa were lounging and supping on wine and crackers.

Two Clem was not young. He had been a celebrity maybe a century ago, or even longer than that. Still, he didn’t look bad. Whether a combination of good genes, or drugs, or surgeries, he certainly appeared a lot better than I did after the same span of time.

“Two Clem,” I said, entering the room. “It’s good to see you again.”

He gave me an uninterested half-glance and went back to speaking to Delovoa.

“Uh, Hank,” Delovoa interjected, on my behalf, “have you met my guest? Two Clem, this is our Supreme Kommilaire and Secretary of City.”

This time he didn’t even acknowledge me.

“It’s been a pleasure as always, Delovoa. I’ll talk to you again soon,” Two Clem said.

With that, he wiped his mouth and removed some crumbs from his outfit, which I noticed was rather subdued from the clothing I had seen him wear in the past. Though our styles tend to change after eighty years. Actually, I was wearing the same clothes from that era, only wider.

“Hey,” I said. “I need to talk to you.”

He walked past me without a word.

“Stop him,” I said to Delovoa.

“Me? You could stop him with just your nose.”

But he was fast-walking to the door and I couldn’t fast-walk to anything. I could shoot him, but that’s not very useful against someone I wanted to speak to.

“You have a bunch of manservants, or boyservants, tell them to grab him.”

Delovoa rang his bell like mad and four twinks rushed in.

“Don’t let that man leave!”

As they reached Two Clem, he suddenly turned, and kicked the living crap out of them all!

There was no way he could beat up Delovoa’s chiseled man-muffins unless he was a mutant or something. The guy was likely within a few decades of my age, which meant he could reasonably be considered a senior citizen.

But he was a blur of motion and combat finesse. I had seen such skill exhibited only a few times: by Garm and other assassins like her from the Quadrad.

Other than bleeding on him, the twinks did nothing to Two Clem. However, they did manage to slow him down. And I walked past and planted myself in front of the door.

He was fast, I’ll give him that. But unless he could move eight tons, he wasn’t going to get out of here.

“Two Clem, I only want to talk,” I said.

Delovoa came into the hallway leading to the door and gawked seeing all his servants groaning on the floor.

“I would like to leave,” Two Clem said. His eyes did not focus on me but seemed to be looking past.

“Why are you and Hobardi on the outs? Did you know they are looking for you? Is this—” and I realized I didn’t understand most of what had just happened. “How did you do this?”

“I would like to leave,” he repeated.

I looked back to Delovoa, who shrugged helpfully.

“What were you talking about?” I asked Delovoa.

“Nothing. Just normal stuff. He says he might run for office.”

“That’s not nothing!” I asked Two Clem, “Is that true?”

He stood there impassively.

The twinks on the floor warily scooted away when they regained consciousness and the use of their limbs. I kept throwing questions at Two Clem but he didn’t answer. It’s like he completely shut down.

“Do you think he’s hypnotized or something?” I asked Delovoa.

“I was talking to him for hours.”

“Why didn’t you call me right away?” I asked.

“I was lonely and wanted to talk and figured you would do something like this,” he said, as if that was a good answer.

I didn’t want to move away from the door and try and grab Two Clem because I didn’t know what that would gain me. If I had him in my hands what would I do, break his legs?

I wondered what Hobardi wanted done. Would he pay me for Two Clem’s return? Pay me for his murder?

It was ridiculous that I was thinking about sending a courier to go get someone else to give me information on the person standing seven feet away from me.

And then I saw it:

A light twinkled between Delovoa and me and this time I was ready.

“It’s 19-10! Get down.”

I had my guns out… about half as fast as 19-10 appeared, fired, and vanished again.

Two Clem hit the floor.

“Damn!” I shouted.

I walked to his body and saw he had four of those unique puncture wounds in his skull.

“Behind you, Hank!” Delovoa yelled.

I turned just in time to see 19-10 again. He fired. But it wasn’t at me. It was at the already dead form of Two Clem.

Huh?

Two Clem was shot again in the head.

As I was trying to see why, or what the pattern was, 19-10 disappeared from behind me and reappeared on the other side and fired four more shots and vanished. He kept hitting Two Clem’s head.

“Hank, he’s still here, remember?”

“Why is he still shooting him?” I said to the ether: “hey, he’s dead.”

“Who knows, cover him up,” Delovoa said hastily.

“With what?”

“Your body!”

I looked down just in time to see 19-10 appear again, fire, and disappear. Two Clem was shot in the head again.

I didn’t want to do this for a lot of reasons. I couldn’t get back up on my own. A dangerous assassin was teleporting around me. And I was going to squish the body a lot more than 19-10 ever could.

But he seemed to be aiming for the head over and over.

So I turned sideways and fell to the floor.

“Ow!” Delovoa said, presumably because of the vibrations in his feet.

I then reached out my arm and kind of pulled the corpse of Two Clem in like a morbid stuffed animal and snuggled it, keeping his head covered with my elbow and between my knee and chest.

“Now what?” I asked.

“I don’t know,” Delovoa said, “this is as far as I thought.”

CHAPTER 37

“Is this going to give me cancer?” I asked, as Delovoa tried to fit his personal deep scanner into the space I was leaving for Two Clem’s corpse.

“You wish all you had was cancer. Actually, I’m not sure. But it would take longer to metastasize than you’ll likely live anyway.”

“Thanks,” I said gloomily.

It had been some hours since 19-10 had been here and I hadn’t moved much. He had appeared a few more times attempting to try and get shots on Two Clem, but I had his skull sufficiently covered so that it wasn’t possible.

Delovoa and I weren’t especially anxious for our own safety. If 19-10 had wanted to shoot us, he could have done so at any point in the past months. The more looks I got at 19-10’s guns, the more I was sure I wouldn’t even feel them. And Delovoa was simply too valuable to anyone who treasured their own existence and quality of life—at least on Belvaille.

When Delovoa had some of his personal security leave their posts at the walls and gates and come inside to protect my prone form, that was the last we saw of 19-10.

It was possible he was still hanging around waiting and watching in his other dimensions, but Delovoa figured he would waste fuel doing so. It’s not like that armor was a space ship with a gigantic fuel tank.

I had some of the twinks bring me food and drink while I was waiting.

A few hours past this and Delovoa had scanned, probed, poked, scraped, and otherwise examined the former Two Clem.

We were alone in the hallway, my side hurting from lying on it for so many hours, when he made his pronouncement.

“Ooh, gross,” he said, crinkling his nose.

“What?”

“He was a clone.”

“Two Clem was?”

“Yeah.”

That was… really odd.

“Is there anything else you need to check or can I stand up now?”

“Can you even stand up?”

“No, I’ll need help. But can I get off this body?”

“Yeah, I think 19-10 was trying to stop us from finding this out.”

“How?” I asked, as I slowly scooted away from the corpse.

“Remember how I found out those other soldiers were clones a long time ago?”

“No,” I said.

“Their brains. They aren’t fully-formed. They don’t need all the capabilities a true Colmarian has because they are built for doing specific functions.”

“So you think 19-10 kept shooting him in the head to destroy his brain?”

“I’m sure of it. If you see the scans, you can tell. A few more attacks and it would take me a month to try and figure out what had once been inside his skull. Because it would have been all over my floor in little tiny pieces.”

“Wait, didn’t they also have bad DNA?” I said, remembering I had been concerned about clones sneezing on me.

“Yeah, his is fine.”

“So he’s not like Naked Guy’s army of clones?” I asked, bringing up our encounter from decades past. Clones had been used to instigate the Colmarian civil war.

“No, he’s not like them. But close.”

“Do we have a million variety of clones or something?”

I had managed to get into a seated position with my legs out in front of me and I was taking a break.

“All the clones should have been destroyed in the war,” Delovoa said.

“How do you know?”

“Because, owing to their lack of brain, they aren’t good at doing much except whatever they were designed to do. In the case of the war, it was fighting. So they would keep fighting until they were killed.”

“Did you know he was a clone?”

“Yeah, I just told you he was.”

“But did you know when you were hanging out eating cake?” I asked.

“Of course not.”

“So there might be other clones who aren’t purely combat. And remember, you said the Messahn battlesuit was designed to be worn by a clone.”

“Yeah.”

“Why do we have all these clones all of a sudden? And who would want a clone of Two Clem?”

I used the heavy security door to pull myself to my feet.

“Maybe Two Clem created it himself,” Delovoa shrugged.

“That’s the dumbest… actually… that’s probably it. Two Clem was a huge narcissist. If he could have a clone of himself I think he would do it in a heartbeat just so he could be his own best friend. Or have sex with himself. And he could probably afford it—if such a thing could be bought.”

“I suppose they could. I just don’t know where.”

“And it doesn’t tell us why clone 19-10 would want to kill a has-been actor’s stunt double.”

“I didn’t say 19-10 was a clone. I said the armor was made for a clone.”

“Who else could wear it?”

“Anyone who could fit inside and interact with the controls.”

“So no one.”

Delovoa shrugged again

“It’s a big galaxy,” he said.

“Why can’t you just say 19-10’s a clone?” I asked, annoyed. “At least concede that.”

“That’s not the way it works, Hank. The probability of there being a mutant like you, standing on Belvaille, talking about clones, is so infinitesimal that you would say it could never possibly happen. But you’re here and you’re doing it.”

“So he could be a rainbow of kitten flowers?”

“I barely know enough to keep this station functioning. You can’t expect me to know every mutation and species that exists in this entire galaxy. No one does. I doubt you even know all the different races on this space station,” he said.

“Well. Now I know there are clones here.”

CHAPTER 38

I was not very well-liked in the city. I could tell because on my way to my new trial on Courtroom One Street, I was booed by all the spectators.

It sure was a quick descent going from folk legend to having garbage thrown at you.

The judge was Moer-lox-n. He wore an enormous black furry hat that made it look like smoke was coming out of his head.

I had no idea what this trial was for. I had even thought of ignoring it. What were they going to do? Ask me to arrest me?

Now that I was here, I really wished I hadn’t come.

The prosecutor was rambling on about my excessive use of force and overstepping my bounds. I had been provided no defense.

The plaintiff was someone I didn’t even know, but apparently three years ago I had arrested him. Or confiscated his goods. Or beat him up. Or all three.

The case rambled all over with the judge, plaintiff, and prosecutor taking turns calling me names, basically.

This was just a ploy to embarrass me or harass me. I had been the bully of Belvaille for so long, now that they were able, everyone was going to enjoy kicking me in the teeth.

The judge would score political points and the prosecutor would score political points and the plaintiff would get whatever restitution he was looking to get. I sensed a long line of trials in my future if I put up with it.

“What’s the point?” I finally asked, frustrated.

“The point of what?” the judge replied.

“This whole mess? Will you get to it and charge me with something or do you just want to smell your breath when you talk?”

There were some chuckles from Belvaille, but mostly there were more boos and catcalls.

I didn’t care.

If the city wanted me out, that was fine by me. See how long the peace lasts. I’m happy to go… fishing. Or whatever. Plant flowers. Or not flowers, but something to eat.

Just find a nice, non-toxic planet to settle down on and get off this metal heap. I bet I’ll even stop having heart attacks when I don’t have to worry about this place anymore.

“I’ll have you know, you are on trial, Supreme Kommilaire,” the prosecutor blared with great umbrage.

“When you’re in my courtroom you will address me and our judicial process with the respect it deserves,” Moer-lox-n added.

“You owe me ten thousand thumbs,” the plaintiff fired, since everyone else was raising grievances.

I waved them away.

“Get on with it. You’re not getting paid by the hour and I’m hungry,” I said.

They all sputtered and spat and the judge finally gaveled.

“Two, no, three hundred thumb fine!” He yelled.

“For what?”

“Civil disobedience!”

“And who is going to take my three hundred thumbs? You? You’re going to have a tough time yelling your moral indignation with that hat shoved down your throat.”

I was not winning the popular support of Belvaille from what I could hear.

“Your size and position does not make you immune to the law,” Judge Moer-lox-n stormed.

“What laws? There are no laws. I decide how to keep this city safe.”

“You work within the boundaries set by the adjudicators,” he countered.

“Who are you kidding? Adjudicators are just fancy tiles on a bathroom floor. Their only value is to count their swirls and loops while you’re taking a crap.”

The judge, prosecutor, and entire city were hollering at me.

What a waste of time. And I didn’t even mean this trial, I meant the last seven decades I had been trying to save this worthless city.

I wouldn’t miss it. I should take Delovoa with me, just to nail this coffin shut definitively.

As I sat there stewing, I saw a courier travelling up the street.

The galaxy, with teles gone, had to rely on antiquated methods to communicate. Belvaille used bicycle messengers.

They wore gold uniforms and zipped through the streets. They carried packages, messages, and delivered price updates to neighborhood markets from the Ank Boards. They were so omnipresent they were usually ignored.

But seeing one riding up the street during a trial was unusual.

The crowd grew quieter as the courier pedaled onward. Only the prosecutor and judge continued their rants against me.

At the edge of the bench, the courier ran up to me and handed me an envelope. I signed for it and the courier got back on his bike and rode down the street.

Now everyone was silent as I opened the outer envelope and found another, red envelope inside.

I opened it and read the contents of the letter.

I couldn’t believe it!

I sat there, uncertain what to do. My mind raced through the repercussions of this message. There was nothing good that could come from it.

“Well? Supreme Kommilaire, may we continue the trial?” the judge asked.

I reluctantly read from the letter.

“Judge Moer-lox-n, by order of the owner of this city, you are hereby stripped of your authority and position within the government and any legal proceedings you are administering are invalidated forthwith. Signed, Garm.”

CHAPTER 39

Outrage!

But also confusion.

Didn’t Garm hate me? Rendrae testified that she hired an assassin to have me killed.

I didn’t get it either. What was Garm playing at? She hadn’t done me any favors by dismissing the judge. It saved me one useless trial at the expense of making everyone detest me even more. Not only was I a bully, a dupe, a fat blunderer, but I was immune to even the most basic prosecution.

Hobardi declared his candidacy for Governor almost immediately.

Then Peush declared.

Hong declared as well and also filled in forms to run for every seat on the City Council. I wasn’t sure if he could do that, but I wasn’t sure he couldn’t.

They were all taking advantage of the sudden, and violent, distrust in the current leadership. If there really was an election for Supreme Kommilaire, I was pretty sure I would lose out to anyone who wasn’t a serial killer. And even then it really depended on who they had killed serially.

The Ank Boards crashed.

The prices for food and precious commodities and interest rates shot through the latticework. Company stocks and disposables plummeted to nothing.

I wasn’t an expert on trading, but I had worked with gangs and helped negotiate transactions for a couple centuries. I understood that if companies couldn’t pay back their debts, they’d have to fire people, or cut wages, or close shop. Then people lending money would stop lending money, and the same things would happen to even more businesses. Then I’d have a city full of unemployed people.

If things were bad now, when no one had a job they were going to be a lot worse. And that was the good scenario. If people couldn’t afford food, we’d have city-wide riots within a week.

I had to go talk to the Ank.

Someone must be manipulating the Boards. I knew it was… possible. I had heard lots of talk about it at the Athletic Gentleman’s Club. There were people who did nothing but invest in the Boards. They didn’t actually own anything or produce anything it was all just Board chalk marks and tickets.

I didn’t comprehend how it was done, but I assumed it was screwing up Belvaille’s economy.

“Yeah, yeah,” I mumbled as people cursed at me as the heavy lifter trundled toward the Ank Reserve.

They could say what they wanted, I was a big boy. I saw a guy about fifty feet ahead winding up his arm to throw something at me and I took out a shotgun and aimed it at him.

The cursing died down substantially and the would-be thrower decided to rub his shoulder nonchalantly instead.

The area outside the Boards was chaos. They were always chaos, but I could sense the panic. Traders were screaming and clawing at each other.

The values on the Board were changing so fast they had double the usual personnel setting prices. I stared at the numbers, but it was all Qwintine to me.

The Ank had increased security, though I saw a few fights break out in the trading pit.

Inside the Reserve, I was left waiting as usual.

Two Ank finally joined me and when we adjourned to the nearby meeting room my knees were aching from standing for so long.

“We are glad you came to visit us. What may we assist you with, Supreme Kommilaire?”

“The Boards. You guys need to fix them. People can’t buy anything. Half the local markets are shut down. My Stair Boys had to break up a riot at Grain Street.”

“The Boards are correct,” one of the Ank responded in his sing-song voice.

“The market is always correct,” the other added.

“Correct in what? You got traders punching each other in the face right outside your front door. A lot of companies are going to go under. Even gangs.”

“Then that is correct.”

“I’m not getting what you mean,” I said, the Ank making me feel even dumber than usual.

“The Boards reflect the sentiment of the people,” one started.

“Their fears, their hopes, their present situations,” the other said.

“The market takes every variable into consideration. It is a living organism.”

“What? Really? I thought they were just big chalk boards,” I said, now really confused.

“We do not mean literally. But they are a representation of a living organism. In fact, they are a representation of all living organisms that contact Belvaille.”

I sat there. I had just looked at the boards and I didn’t get what they meant.

“When people are afraid, they buy certain things.”

“When people are comfortable, they buy other things.”

“That affects prices.”

“Well, those prices are wrong,” I said. “People can’t afford stuff.”

“There are no wrong prices. The Boards understand and react to the supply and demand of the people,” the Ank said.

“People are going to go hungry and die, though.”

“And the Boards will react to their deaths.”

That kind of stunned me.

“So you’re just going to let people die because the Boards are being manipulated?” I asked.

“We do not interfere with the market.”

“The Boards are far more knowledgeable than we are about what is needed and what is not.”

“If we interfered, we would only create a false market which could not be sustained and which would have even worse consequences.”

“But the Boards are just chalk on blackboards, right? Why can’t you go up there and make food less expensive? Or lower interest rates?” I asked.

“Because that is not what the city wants.”

“Sure it does,” I countered. “A bunch of people just came to me and said so.”

“If it was, the Boards would already show it.”

“Why do you keep pretending that the Boards are some intelligent things? They’re just guys yelling at each other and your employees with chalk. Companies are going to go bankrupt and people are going to starve.”

“Then that is what the market demands.”

“Every person, every company, every Kommilaire on this station has a value that is represented on the Board. Not always directly, but indirectly. Some will fall, fail, or die, others will rise, succeed, or be born.”

Wow. I really needed to get a translator. Because I totally didn’t get these guys.

“So you’re saying I’m listed on the Boards?” I asked.

“Your value is implied.”

“And likely far-reaching given your status. But it would be difficult to extrapolate.”

That didn’t help.

“Death is as necessary to competitive growth as life,” an Ank said.

“That’s fine, as long as it’s not people dying,” I replied.

“Sometimes that is exactly what is required by the market. If a person is overvalued they should either be adjusted or eliminated so that someone more appropriate may take their place.”

I blinked a few times. I didn’t talk to the Ank a lot, but:

“What the crap!”

“You do the same yourself when you remove undesirables to the Royal Wing, as it is called. That is what the Boards do, but they do it with everything on Belvaille.”

“And they are always correct. Every man has his value.”

“Too true,” the other Ank replied.

I didn’t know what to say. I didn’t understand everything they spouted, but it seemed clear they weren’t going to adjust their omniscient Board prices.

“We do have concerns over the recent candidates,” an Ank said.

I looked around, waiting for 19-10 to appear out of nothingness.

“I think maybe you guys should stay out of politics,” I replied hastily.

“We had warned you that certain politicians were detrimental to the health of the market. Their activity—”

“As well as your own recent activity.”

“Has caused the Boards to respond in their current manner. Much to your consternation, it seems. The markets dislike doubt.”

“So, you’re saying I should have not allowed Hong, and people like that, to run for office? Physically stopped him? Yet you won’t walk thirty feet outside, take a piece of chalk and change the Boards, even though doing so would have exactly the same results?”

“The Boards merely respond to, anticipate—”

“Aggregate, and display events. They aren’t events themselves.”

“Sure they are! People can’t buy food, that’s a thing. It’s a real life happening!” I yelled.

“As the market demands.”

I blew a lot of calories by throwing up my arms in frustration.

“So what do you want me to do? How do we fix the Boards?”

“The Boards are inherently correct—”

“You said that, already. But let’s pretend they aren’t. How do we get them back to the old correct when people and businesses and the city could actually function?”

“You must reassure the market. Belvaille and its denizens are less valuable today because everyone believes they are less valuable.”

I couldn’t speak Ank apparently.

“What does that mean?” I asked.

“Make it valuable again.”

I realized I didn’t know how to do that. But I knew people who might be able to help.

CHAPTER 40

“What the crap is this?” I asked.

I was surrounded by humble, obsequious prisoners of the Royal Wing who had just handed me the outline for their new laws. They stood on stacks of building materials, and clung to pipes and their makeshift homes so they could get a better view of me.

I had a hope that if anyone could help me make Belvaille “valuable” again, it would be these guys. They had a true outsider’s perspective and could tell me what was good about the city and what was good about society in general. Then I could propose doing that on Belvaille.

But they had given me one full page. And it was only a full page because they had written it in large type. Presumably so they wouldn’t tax my failing eyesight.

If I could sum up the handful of laws it would be: “don’t be a meanie-face.”

“Those are our laws,” Uulath, the mayor of Royal Wing, stated nervously. “That’s what we came up with.”

“These aren’t laws. You can’t follow this. Don’t you guys know what laws are? How is anyone ever going to know if you broke the law? This is all subjective.”

Uulath got cautiously annoyed.

“We already had laws. You told us to make new ones,” he said.

“Well,” I said, “let me see your old laws. Maybe we could start from there.”

“I didn’t… they weren’t really written down,” Uulath stammered, looking around at his fellow prisoners.

“How did you know what they were, then?”

“I said you were my inspiration. I kind of made them up as necessary,” Uulath replied.

The people around us grumbled loudly, like a whole lot of engines had lost a whole lot of teeth on their gears.

No wonder everyone hated me. I’d been doing what Uulath did for decades.

I crumpled up the paper.

“Well, this won’t do. You need to write some better laws. Way better,” I said.

“We’re not judges, Kommilaire,” one prisoner complained. He was a bald man, thin and dirty. He was a former slaver as I recall.

“If we knew laws we wouldn’t be here,” another added. The one who said it was a young man who had screwed over the wrong gang and when he went to trial, they threw him in here, even though his crimes were insubstantial.

“Give us an example! A hint at least,” Uulath pleaded.

All the prisoners grew deathly quiet and leaned forward. I couldn’t leave them with nothing. Not after I had planted this hope in them.

“Uh… don’t, like, kill other people… unless they, like, tried to kill you first… and even then, like, if you killing them back might hurt other people, not… involved, then, like… don’t do it.”

Man, writing laws was hard.

The prisoners started repeating it religiously. Scribbling it on the ground. On scraps of paper.

“Don’t, like, kill other people!”

“Might, like, hurt other people!”

“Take out the ‘likes’ and pauses and make it sound good,” I warned. “This is your Constitution.”

“What’s a Constitution?” Uulath asked.

“I don’t know, just write similar stuff. But more. And better. That’s just me talking. You guys got time to think this through.”

“Should there be one about taking other people’s buckets?” a man asked me, raising his hand. He had a puckered old face and his mouth seemed to sink almost to his throat as he breathed.

“I don’t know. I mean, stealing probably. If that’s a big thing for you guys,” I said uncertainly.

“What about lying about taking someone’s bucket?” another man asked, scowling at the first man.

“Is it okay to kill someone if they killed a member of your family?”

“What if you’re in a gang war? People used to kill each other all the time. Are gang wars against the Constitution?”

“What if someone is going to steal from you and you can’t stop them unless you kill them? Or if you don’t know that you might hurt someone else, because they’re maybe hiding in a garbage can.”

Alright, I was done.

Valia had been right. These were not the people to make a utopian society. And I was obviously not going to be Hank the Lawbringer.

“You guys need to work this out for yourselves. As a group,” I rambled. “I’ll be back and evaluate your progress.”

I felt like I should at least reward them for trying. I could see they were giving it thought. Just sociopathic, criminal, get-me-out-of-Royal Wing thought.

“Is there anything you all need?” I asked Uulath.

“Well, since I can’t reward anyone with wives anymore. Could you bring some new mattresses? A comfortable bed is as good as being a monarch here.”

“Sure,” I said.

The prisoners were all debating and arguing loudly. They’d probably start killing each other soon.

It was presumably still legal since the law hadn’t been codified yet.

CHAPTER 41

The Poop Wars had started.

Or at least that’s what I called them. All the candidates of all stripes were taking to the airwaves, to fliers, to posters, to newspapers, to word-of-mouth, and mercilessly skewering one another.

It began innocently enough: “Hobardi lacks experience and he will pull the city into a theocracy based on his own religion.”

About a week later it became: “there are independent reports that Peush is working for the Dredel Led to sell Colmarians as feedstock to the Boranjame.”

This was going back and forth constantly. My only take on it was the candidates felt they couldn’t really resort to violence to win—because I told them they couldn’t, and they had seen how it had negatively impacted Hong and his Totki Clan—and so they were trying to get ahead in the polls by hurling turds at one another.

I don’t even think any of them had given their positions on issues. Stating your position might piss people off who disagreed with you. But attacking someone else only hurt them, especially if you did it through third parties.

If the times weren’t so serious, it would be comical. But the Boards were still a mess and I couldn’t figure out what to do. Fortunately, I had been wrong and people weren’t rioting due to the prices.

Everyone was spending all their money on food or pawning their hard assets to make up the shortfall. But that couldn’t last forever. Money lenders were charging exorbitant rates.

I lumbered into the Belvaille Athletic Gentleman’s Club heavy with thought and empty of stomach.

“Secretary. Secretary!” Someone called.

I wasn’t used to being referred to as Secretary of City yet, so I didn’t answer at first.

“Huh?”

Two men ran up to me, holding some papers. One was breathless and agitated and he wore a complicated array of lenses on his face to correct his vision. The other man had a bushy beard and bushy arm hair and was wearing business clothes, but not very well.

“You need to invalidate Hong as a candidate,” the eyeglassed man said.

“Why?”

He shoved the paper in my face like he wanted me to eat it.

“Haven’t you read?”

“Hong is a spy for the Moluk-teen Regime!” The bushy man said.

“The what?”

The two men looked at each other like I was an imbecile. And maybe I was. But not because of this.

“The Moluk-teen Regime. They’re trying to recolonize Belvaille. That’s why the Totki carry spears.”

“They are radio antennas.”

I stood there a long moment. I just couldn’t bring myself to answer.

“Haven’t you heard of this? You’re Secretary of City.”

“And Supreme Kommilaire. If anyone should—”

“Guys,” I said, holding up my hands.

They looked at me with expectant eyes, their mouths poised in mid-jabber.

“Piss off,” I said.

I walked to my booth and ordered an extra helping of sandwiches. I was almost tempted to order the meat cake thing.

“Sorry, sir. No sandwiches left,” the Dredel Led server said.

“How did that happen?” The club was never out of food. They just served old stuff if they had to.

“The wholesalers are not making their usual shipments. Apologies.”

Alright, now we had a problem.

I struggled to my feet and looked across the room. All kinds of deals were going on here. Gangs were fighting. They were resolving conflicts. There were mergers. Acquisitions. New companies being formed. Turf was being divided. Products being designed. Products being diluted.

But no one was eating. And there was a definite air of desperation over my familiar club.

“Hey. Everyone,” I said.

No one turned. Even the people who heard me didn’t turn for long.

I took out two pistols and started firing randomly, just above everyone’s heads, forcing them to the floor.

One guy returned fire until I glared at him. He put his gun down.

“Hey. Uh. If you wanted me to fix the economy. Make Belvaille more valuable. What would you want me to do? As Supreme Kommilaire and Secretary of City.”

No one answered.

They still seemed pretty annoyed I had shot at them. Some were slowly returning to their seats or standing up.

“Like, anything?” I finally heard one guy ask at my elbow. He was definitely a gang boss. His teeth were all gemstones and he was wearing every garish color possible on his clothes, none of them matching.

“Anything I could do. I’m not a magician.”

“You know Beadle Avenue?” he asked.

“Of course.”

“Someone has hacked apart the water lines underneath so they can siphon them and not have to pay. Any businesses on that street don’t have water. I can’t manufacture anything.”

A quiet moment.

“Alright,” I said, nodding. That was a good start.

Wham!

The room came alive. People were climbing on top of each other to try and get in front of me. They were fighting and pulling and yelling. It was like feral kids battling over a packet of food rations, only they were rich criminals in fancy clothes.

“The salt prices in the 48th Street market always lag the others because the train is shut down ten blocks away. The Neculone Building needs 100 more kilowatts to reach full capacity, half our machines are idle. Latticework lighting in the southeast has been spotty for the last three years. Ships can’t languish in port for weeks, you need to push them out so others can get in, just because they’re bigger doesn’t mean they should get priority. Garm still has a huge amount of real estate she isn’t using; turn that over to the public via auction so we can develop it. We need a city run courier fleet so they don’t gouge you based on location. Not if my prices go up! You need to put an Ank Board in the southwest. The feral kids are becoming a real problem on Westlos, increase Stair Boy patrols. If we sell goods to the city, we should be able to use city resources for free. The loudspeakers are monopolized by the richest groups, there should be at least half the time where us normal businesses can use them since you won’t let us create more. Guns shouldn’t be illegal for gangs that you register and approve—and we could pay you. That’s a good idea. No drugs should be illegal, especially XrXr. Clean out the bottom of Deadsouth so we can at least travel across it instead of going around.”

This went on for about thirty minutes. I didn’t have anything to record it with and I only heard about a tenth of what everyone was saying. But soon I realized:

Their goals weren’t to help the economy. They were offering suggestions designed to help themselves personally.

I now understood what the Governor would do on Belvaille. He or she would have to listen to this crap all day and night.

“Hey. Hey! People. I need to go. I’ll come back later.”

But it was like a burst water main, they just kept talking and talking and clamoring after me. They kept a respectable distance, like an ocean lapping against a force field. But they didn’t stop and followed me right to the exit and even onto my heavy lifter. I actually thought we were going to run over some of them.

I was at Rendrae’s broadcast studio. “The Boards. Hank, what is going on with them?” Rendrae asked me.

He had been reluctant to talk, but when I told him what it was about, his news-nose overruled his wounded journalistic integrity. I was sitting in my portable chair and Rendrae was at his control panel with his headset on.

“It’s supply and demand, Rendrae. Pure and simple,” I stated with confidence.

“But what does that mean to the man on the street? How do you expect them to cope, Supreme Kommilaire?”

Wish he wasn’t trying to put this on my shoulders, but that was fine.

“No one controls the Boards, as you know. Not even the Ank—”

“But the Ank set prices. They loan money. They handle almost everything,” Rendrae interrupted.

“But the Boards demand the market. They aren’t not correct. In the sense of the market,” I fumbled.

“Tell a person who can’t afford dinner, what he can do. Give him practical answers,” Rendrae pressed.

“Say you have three rocks in one hand. Your left hand. And in your right hand you have… four rocks—no, a jar of rocks,” I began, holding my hands up to myself as I tried to work through my illustration.

“Secretary of City!” Rendrae said. “People are hungry. What is the government, Garm’s government, doing about it?”

“Oh. As soon as the prices of food went past a certain threshold, we call it the… ‘bad threshold,’ I put out word to any supply ships that Belvaille is low on stores. There are three full cargo ships en route now.”

“Loaded with food?” Rendrae asked, impressed.

“Yes. And I spoke with Delovoa and he said he has a solution for the water issue.”

“Delovoa said that?” Rendrae asked, almost reverently. “Can you tell us exactly what he said?”

Delovoa’s words were almost like gospel because few people ever heard him. If they did, his words wouldn’t be like gospel anymore.

“He just said, ‘device,’” I stated mysteriously.

“A device? So you heard it here, people. Delovoa is working on a device for the water. And do you know if this is a new device, Hank, or an existing one?” Rendrae asked, completely serious.

“I didn’t inquire. When he starts talking technical it’s just… whew, no one can understand.”

“I can imagine. So when are the ships going to be here?”

“I’m not an astro-navigator. I think it depends. We got a market and they got the goods so it’s in their best interest to get here quick.”

“And you contacted them personally?”

“In my role as Secretary of City. Yes.”

“Excellent. Excellent. Is there anything else going on you’d like to mention?” Rendrae asked. He was pleased with the broadcast and was letting me freeform.

“I want Belvaille to know that we are undertaking significant efforts to improve the value of the city for future generations. I believe the long-term value of Belvaille is substantial and we’re looking to make it even more valuable.”

“That’s great. I think everyone here on Belvaille appreciates that, Hank. I know things have been difficult lately but I think this city can get through it.”

He smiled at me.

“It always has, Rendrae. It always has.”

“This is Rendrae, wishing Belvaille a good evening.”

The light went off and I rose from my chair, strapping my hooks back onto it.

“This is good news, Hank. I’m glad you came up with this. Can you give a hint when the first ship will get here?”

I looked over at him.

“There are no ships.”

“What? Why did you say there were? You just lied on my show to the whole city!”

“Because what you said is true, people can’t afford to eat.”

“Then why don’t you call for some ships like you said?”

“Do you think there’s a fleet of freighters, full of pasta, circling Belvaille waiting for us to run low on food? I could send messages and it would take months for anyone to get here.”

“Then why lie about it? People will be dead in months!”

“Because this is a fake panic. The Boards are spooked and I’m trying to spook them the other direction. The prices are up because we want them up.”

“That’s stupid.”

“Talk to the Ank.”

“The Ank did this?” Rendrae asked.

“No, but they explained it. Sort of.”

“Is Delovoa working on the water situation?”

“There is no water situation. We have plenty of water. We just think we don’t.”

“So there’s no device?”

“I don’t know. I’m sure he has devices that do water stuff. Just nothing new.”

Rendrae started slapping at me. He was probably hurting his hands but he kept on until he was winded, which wasn’t very long.

“This is twice! Why don’t you think I’ll just turn on this microphone and tell everyone you’re a fraud?”

“Well, for one, because your program is over and they’re broadcasting Legendary Lovers of Lhoshtor; and two, you’ll just make the panic worse. You’d be killing all the poor people as the Boards erode even further.”

“Don’t ever talk to me again!” Rendrae shouted, his face turning greenish-red.

Considering Rendrae had only been really helpful maybe five times and really annoying maybe a thousand, I was fine with that.

“Just look at the Boards tomorrow. If I’m wrong, you can throw mud in my eye.”

“Where am I going to get mud? Water’s a precious commodity and good luck finding soil.”

CHAPTER 42

The Ank said the markets dislike doubt.

Well, the markets must despise Delovoa.

The next day the price for foodstuffs dropped precipitously. Not back to the levels before all this crap started happening, but low enough that I thought people could afford to exist.

Water, however, dropped lower than it was before the spike. You couldn’t give it away.

Delovoa was such an unknown quantity, and such an overwhelming one, that no one wanted to be caught with their money in something he was tinkering with. They were afraid he would make the latticework start raining. Or flood the feral kids out of the west and make Lake Delovoa.

I didn’t blame them, but it showed just how wacky the Boards were. I’d shifted an unbelievable amount of money on the station simply by lying.

And I’m a terrible liar.

People were back to normal, washing their clothes and bathing and wasting water by spitting on sidewalks.

“How did you know it would work?” Rendrae asked me at my apartment.

“Is it alright for me to talk to you again?” I replied.

He didn’t answer, just stood waiting.

“Look, I don’t understand the Ank. I don’t even know why I go to them. But the Boards. The Boards are just like any gangs we had in the past. If one gang was selling forged documents, then another starts, then another starts, they have to reduce prices to compete with each other.”

“But you didn’t create any new food or water.”

“No one knows that. We didn’t, and don’t, have a shortage. The Boards are just fear and greed, three stories tall.”

“So were you creating fear or greed?”

“They’re pretty much the same when it comes to money. Now I just need to keep the city calm and valuable.”

“With Garm pulling the strings, the city is never going to be calm,” he sneered.

I was about to argue with him, but I honestly felt he was right. I didn’t know what Garm was doing and I felt like I was stumbling around in the dark.

I really needed to talk to her.

“That may be true but—” I began.

“Shh,” Rendrae said suddenly. He cocked his head to the side.

“What?”

“Listen.”

I was expecting something like gunfire or sirens or explosions.

“I don’t hear anything,” I said.

He gave me a dirty look.

“The loudspeakers.”

They had of course been droning on. The loudspeakers were always talking. I could hear a voice babbling about something at Belvaille’s port. It was a news story.

“Is that one of your competitors?” I asked.

“Yes. He said a Therezian is here.”

“They’re all dead,” I said, horrified.

“Come on!”

Rendrae was still a news hound and the fat old man ran outside my apartment faster than you would have ever guessed. By the time I reached the door he was a block away, his arms and legs pumping.

I caught snippets of the broadcast as I made my way to the train.

Valia met up with me in the street, straightening her outfit.

“Did he say a Therezian is here? How is that possible?” she asked.

Like the clones, Therezians had been the shock troops of the civil war. When Naked Guy had started the war, he gave one enemy faction tanks and chemical weapons and biological weapons and clone soldiers. He gave the other side a single Therezian.

If I had been there to wager, I would have put my money on the Therezian.

I didn’t really have a religion, but if there was a Creator Species somewhere, they started with the Therezians. Then, to celebrate building the perfect race, they got stinking drunk. The next day, when they were hungover, they built the rest of us.

The only reason the Therezians had not dominated the galaxy was because they had no technology. None. Species create technology in response to their environment and to overcome their shortcomings.

Therezians needed nothing. They had no shortcomings.

On the train everyone was talking about it and the loudspeaker report was growing more and more shrill.

“Is it a practical joke?” Valia asked.

“If it is, I’m going to arrest that person,” I said.

I found myself checking my guns for some unknown reason. Guns wouldn’t do anything to a Therezian.

“Hank, are you going to fight the giant?” someone asked on the train.

I saw everyone looking at me expectantly.

“I doubt there is one,” I mumbled.

Outside the docks, the streets were jammed with people.

At one point there had only been a thousand Therezians roaming the entire galaxy. I had since heard their home planet had been destroyed to prevent any more of them from leaving, but I wasn’t sure.

“Move!” I shouted. I pushed through the herd with ease, parting the mob with my arms. Valia was close behind me.

A hundred voices were calling out asking questions. These weren’t just curious spectators. They were worried. This was just what I needed. The Boards were going to crash again.

Whoever was making this news report was going to—

And then I saw him.

He must have been about fifty feet tall, dwarfing all the buildings on either side of the street, and he was walking this way.

How did anything that big even get to Belvaille? Could he fit in a freighter?

There were screams and yelling and pure terror. I didn’t look back, but I didn’t have to. From the sounds of their voices fading, the throng of people was beating a hasty retreat.

The Therezian wore black. A vest, aged and torn. Shorts that might have once been longer pants. Bare feet. Bare arms. Therezians only had three fingers and no joints on them. The species were sexless from what I had seen in the past, but they had overall masculine physiques—just blown up to gargantuan size.

I heard an electric whirring beside me and Zadeck, in his golden wheelchair, drove out in the street in front of me. What was he doing?

“Wallow?” Zadeck creaked.

No! It couldn’t be. Wallow was never that big. Wallow was sucked out into space seventy-eight years ago. It couldn’t possibly be him.

“Zadeck,” the Therezian boomed.

That voice had given me ten thousand nightmares. It was him!

“Wallow!” Zadeck repeated, full of emotion. “You’ve returned! I-I missed you. Everything has changed. But you’re back!”

He was still more than two blocks away.

Wallow had grown somehow. I remember him being maybe thirty-five feet tall. Was it just perspective? No, he was definitely larger. His arms were bigger. His legs. That ugly, rotten face with its ridges and bones. Had he only been a child when he was here before?

Zadeck had been Wallow’s old boss—more than that. Wallow was almost a pet of Zadeck’s. And now Wallow was back. Zadeck was the King of Belvaille.

Garm might reign in City Hall, surrounded by her fortress, but Wallow could knock it all down like it was tinfoil. Governor, City Council, Supreme Kommilaire, all that stuff was meaningless now that Zadeck had Wallow again.

Guess I’d be retiring sooner than I thought.

I turned back and saw the street was indeed clear except for a few reporters, Rendrae, and—

“Why are you still here?” I asked Valia.

“Because you are,” she said calmly.

“Get out of here. That thing is a psychopath.”

“I’m not scared,” Valia said defiantly.

“Then you’re stupid. I’m scared. Now go.”

“Boss,” Wallow said. Yet there was something about his tone.

He took what looked like a half-dozen steps, and jumped into the sky!

I had never seen Wallow jump before. I had to crane my head back as far as it would go to follow him.

BAM!

Wallow came down with a crash and the shockwave flung me back onto the bare metal road.

All the roads in Belvaille were sprayed with a tacky substance to provide grip and compression. When it got damaged, we simply sprayed more. Wallow’s splashdown ripped up the entire road and flung it against the buildings where it collected in heaps.

I managed to look back and see Valia land about twenty feet behind me. She scrambled to her feet and ran like she was custom built for running. I’d never seen anyone sprint so fast.

Zadeck.

Wallow slowly straightened and I realized he had landed on his former boss. There wasn’t the smallest sign of him left. Whether he was stuck to the bottom of Wallow’s feet or crushed into a black hole, I didn’t know.

The monster was ten feet away from me and I was prone on my back. I couldn’t get up, let alone run away. And even if I could, Wallow was faster than anything on this station.

Wallow stared at me, slowly cocking his head.

“Hank,” he said.

Wallow had loved Zadeck and now Zadeck was reduced to atoms.

Wallow had always hated me.

I think I was hyperventilating. And my age, my illness, my prostate, my fear, all joined forces and decided to be super helpful: I peed my pants. At least I’d get Wallow’s feet smelly when he squashed me.

Wallow pushed his face closer to my helpless form. He had to put two fists on the ground beside me to lean so low.

His face. It must have been around seven feet tall. Every two inches or so was some scar. A pockmark. A cut. A crater. A gash. Burns.

Wallow didn’t have so much as a blemish when he was on Belvaille before.

This was a creature who had been fighting for seven decades. Warring for seven decades. Who must have confronted everything a galactic civil war could throw at him.

And he was still here.

“You look fat,” Wallow said. “And old.”

I wanted to say something. To not die just sitting here in a puddle of piss. But I couldn’t talk. I don’t think it was a heart attack. I was just really really frightened.

He looked at me a long time. His eyeballs were gigantic. You could bowl someone down with one. Why was I thinking that?

He suddenly stood up. He walked past me a few steps and stopped.

“Is that grain storage still in the northeast?” he asked me.

I spun myself around so I could see him.

“Uh, n-no, it’s not. Been gone a while,” I answered, anxious to be helpful.

I noticed that Wallow no longer spoke in halting, guttural Colmarian.

Wallow turned away and began walking. Some suicidal instinct gripped me.

“Wallow! Hey! Do you want a job?”

Why did I call out to him? He was leaving!

Wallow turned back around and I saw his face, which looked perpetually angry, look even angrier.

“I don’t work for anyone anymore!” Then his voice dropped to merely a semi-deafening roar, “I’m… tired.”

Wallow continued onward and it slowly dawned on me that I wasn’t about to die.

Though it would be just like Wallow to come running back around the corner and step on me right when I had my hopes up.

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CHAPTER 43

I had my Stair Boys discreetly check on Wallow, who was in the northeast, standing in the middle of a street. I didn’t know if that was how he slept or if Therezians slept at all.

But I knew no one was going to bother him.

Zadeck had told me they eat very little in relation to their size. They really got every single good attribute a species could get. Except finger joints.

I finally decided I had to go and see him because I didn’t want him to get hungry and start raiding the city for food. Not when we would be more than happy to give it to him.

I made it clear that I wasn’t looking to give him a job. I just wanted to know if he wanted food or water.

He said yes. Each meal was maybe the equivalent of three of mine and a lot of water. We set up a schedule and I tasked various businesses with providing the supplies. Normally I expected them to push back on this demand of their resources, but no one blinked.

It wasn’t that much food, they preferred it to a hungry Therezian, and I said they could advertise themselves as an “Official Feeder of Wallow.” In the end they probably came out net-positive.

Though it was still pretty frightening pushing a wheelbarrow full of food up to a fifty-foot giant.

I sent some couriers to Garm, hoping they knew some secret way inside her fortress. They all came back and said they couldn’t deliver.

“Who is Garm, anyway?” Valia asked.

We were sitting in my apartment, having dinner. I had often eaten with MTB, but with him self-transferred, I was talking to Valia more often. She was considerably better to look at.

“Garm is our boss. In a way. She owns the city.”

“How can anyone own Belvaille? It’s so disorganized.”

“She bought it long ago, which allowed us to expand, and she has control of all the major systems.”

“So then what would the Governor and City Council be to her?”

“I don’t know.”

“And why is she maybe trying to kill you? But then fires the judge who was barely even bothering you?”

“I don’t know,” I sulked.

“But you know her, right?”

“Oh, yeah. We used to date! I mean, for like a month or so. Few months. I can’t remember. But we worked together a lot. I thought we were good friends. Then she just kind of disappeared from public life and locked herself away.”

“And you took over public life?”

“Me? I’m hardly public. It’s just a job.”

“Are you kidding? I heard about you where I grew up. And that was before I even knew about this part of the galaxy.”

“Well, as you can see, not all the fairy tales are true.”

“Honestly, you’re almost exactly like what the stories say about you. Just a lot slower.”

“Where did you grow up, anyway?” I asked.

Valia had been drinking some wine and was getting looser. I liked her this way, she seemed more vulnerable. Less like she had a chip on her shoulder. Like she wasn’t trying so hard.

I didn’t get drunk often. Delovoa’s crazy brews could get me there but I always ended up regretting it. I had thought about taking drugs to unwind, but I had enough health problems.

“I grew up in the North Reach Cluster of the old empire. It had been colonized by Colmarians instead of being an existing species that had been taken over by Colmarians. So it was only a few thousand years old. It was clean,” she said, smiling.

“I pretty much grew up on Belvaille. I keep thinking where I’m going to go after here, but if I leave, I know I’ll be uncomfortable. It’s hard to change as you get older.”

“Don’t leave. Belvaille is exciting. Trust me, I’ve been all around, and in this one city I’ve seen more than on whole planets.”

“Yeah, but how many nude junkies do you really need to see?”

“If you want quiet and boring, go pick a mountain somewhere, sit down, and wait to die.”

“That doesn’t sound half bad. I’ve never seen a mountain. I haven’t seen just about anything except this space station.”

“Here.”

Valia dumped my container of oats on the table. She then pushed it all together between her hands, making a pile.

“Picture that a million times bigger. That’s a mountain,” she said.

She stared at it closely.

“See how it doesn’t do anything? How no one is there? No Hobardi. Or Garm. Or Feral Kids. Just… nothing. It’s like outer space except you die slower.”

“Alright. Alright. Put it back in the container, I’m going to eat that,” I complained. “So what about you? Do you think you’ll want to stay on as a Stair Boy? Maybe work with MTB when I’m dead.”

“Probably not,” she said.

“Wow, that was honest.”

“I think you have to care to do this job. And right now I care. But I think it wears you out. When you care so long and get burnt so much, it’s easier to not care. And then you’re no good as a Kommilaire.”

“Hmm. You think I still care?” I asked her, worried about her response.

“Hank’s Butt,” she cried, blinking. “Of course you care! You’re dragging yourself around every single day, fussing about every little problem, about to keel over any minute.”

I gave her a look.

“What?” she asked. “You don’t think I can tell? Maybe you have everyone else fooled, but you’re unbelievably sick. I have no idea how you’re still alive.”

“Thanks,” I grumbled.

“I take it back. I know how you’re still alive: it’s you trying to help this city in spite of itself. If you go off to your mountain, I bet you’ll die the next day with nothing to keep you going.”

“Maybe,” I said, pondering that. “So then what keeps you going?”

“I’m young, I don’t need anything to keep me going. But I know I don’t want to waste all my tears on this city. It won’t notice when I’m gone.”

“Oh, you never know. You might be Supreme Kommilaire one day and give this same speech to another kid.”

“Seems like I’m already the one giving the speech, old man.”

CHAPTER 44

I got a confusing note from Hobardi. It said he was withdrawing from the race.

That was it, just one sentence.

I had already taken his entrance fee and I wasn’t going to refund it. But more importantly, I wasn’t going to cancel his candidacy based on a note. It could be, and likely was, a forgery.

The Poop Wars were still going strong and getting worse. This was just the kind of thing I expected next, the candidates making fake claims on behalf of one another. I was going to have to put my foot down about this sooner or later.

I wanted to talk to Hobardi. I had to confirm the withdrawal note was a fake and ask him about the clone Two Clem. I needed to know if Hobardi had been fooled or had known all along.

There was a holiday going on today in Belvaille. With so many cultures and populations converging on the station in the past decades, it seemed the number of holidays we had was about three a day.

Mother Madchay’s March was larger than most holidays. And I think it was originally created to commemorate some lady who had magically saved a village from… I don’t know, some terrible thing.

Now, to the best of my understanding, the celebrants were required to get as drunk as possible and have sex with as many people as possible and to get in huge, drunken fights if they couldn’t find anyone to have sex with. Mother Madchay had become a belligerent, alcoholic slut.

Most of my Stair Boys were covering that. More people died and were injured every year during the celebration than were probably saved in the original incident, which made it a rather inefficient and ironic miracle.

I had Valia with me, because she had been helpful talking with Hobardi before, and five other Kommilaire, just in case we ran into some errant Marchers trying to celebrate each other to death.

We indeed ran into several groups of people alternately vomiting, fighting, and making out.

Drunks were hard to deal with. And if they’re drunk enough to be dry-humping electrical junction boxes in the middle of the street, you knew they were well beyond listening to any lecture on propriety you might give them.

We had a good method for dealing with drunks provided there were few enough of them. We just blasted them with cold fire extinguishers for about twenty seconds.

At first they would laugh. Then they would choke. Then they would feel their skin freezing. Your body is good at getting you undrunk really quick. Or at the least making you put your clothes back on and stop licking buildings.

A few more interruptions and we were in the Sublime Order of Transcendence’s part of town and no one was having any fun. Maybe Hobardi wouldn’t be such a bad Governor after all. At least he kept things sedate. But I would look absurd wearing a toga and headdress.

The sexy secretary told me Hobardi wasn’t seeing anyone. She took my inquiry as a request. I had not said it as such, however, and ignored her, walking past.

She jumped up, pulled her miniskirt down with both hands, and scooted over to try and stop me from proceeding further.

“The Grandmaster is not taking visitors,” she said firmly.

Valia punched her in the nose, sending the woman sprawling across the floor.

She saw my look and shrugged.

“She annoyed me.”

We wound through the compound looking for Hobardi.

“Hank,” Valia said.

I turned and saw the Order’s mutant. The tall, thin man wearing dark glasses and smelling of acid.

“You are trespassing,” he said in a dead voice.

“I need to talk to Hobardi. He sent me a message,” I said.

“The Grandmaster is occupied with his meditations,” the mutant answered.

“Is that a code for something? If he’s got diarrhea, I’m not going to embarrass him, it happens to us all. I just need to ask him a few questions.”

The mutant put his fists on the sides of his temples and pushed inward.

“What?” I asked.

I looked at my Kommilaire. They didn’t know what he was doing either.

He then grabbed his own neck with both hands and squeezed.

“What’s he doing?” Valia asked.

“Are you trying to tell me something? Is Hobardi sick?” I asked.

“Maybe he’s sick?” one of my Stair Boys said.

The mutant stopped, pursed his lips, and then dug his fingers into his sides, under his ribs.

“Are you alright?” I asked.

“Maybe he can’t talk,” Valia whispered. “Are you saying ‘sides’?” she asked the mutant.

“Skin?” a Stair Boy said.

“Suicide?” another guessed.

The mutant put his thumbs into his mouth and seemed to be biting them.

“Uh, teeth. Tongue,” I blurted.

“Thumbs. Like money? Do you want us to pay you?” Valia tried.

The mutant stopped, looking annoyed. He then put his right hand to his side, made like he was lifting something and then held his finger and thumb out in an obvious display:

“Gun! Pistol,” I said.

I turned around to my Kommilaire to see if they agreed.

They all had their pistols drawn with blank expressions.

Hmm.

The mutant held his hand forward and flexed his index finger.

Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!

All my Stair Boys shot me!

“You know,” I said to the mutant, “I’m bulletproof, right? Those are just guns.”

Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!

“I mean, it’s annoying and all. But what do you hope to accomplish? Though it’s a cool mutation you have. What is it? Some kind of mind… mind-thing?”

Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!

“Right,” I sighed.

I drew one of my rifles and cocked it.

The mutant made a jerky series of motions with his fingers and I was suddenly being hit and kicked and grappled by my Kommilaire. All of whom weighed a tiny fraction of me.

They were disturbing my hair and my clothes a bit, but that was it.

Valia had her legs on my chest and was hanging off my gun, trying to wrench it away. She’d have an easier time trying to tow Belvaille with a space-donkey—if there was such a thing as space-donkeys.

“I don’t want to shoot you, guy. Not many of us mutants left. But you’ve kind of mind controlled my Kommilaire and you’re wearing sunglasses inside, which is a pet peeve of mine.”

He made the finger-pistol movement again.

“We already did this,” I sighed.

The Kommilaire all got off me, picked up their pistols and put them to their own heads!

“Drop your gun,” he told me.

I dropped it.

“Look, I really just want to talk to Hobardi. He’s not under arrest or anything. Take it easy.”

“And I said he’s not seeing anyone. Now leave!”

I began walking backwards the way we came when I saw something strange in Valia, who was to my left.

Her skin began to ripple and shift, like it was a bed sheet and air was being blown under it. The features on her face began to droop like they were about to fall off her skeleton. This mutant was melting her!

The mutant had moved closer now that he thought he had the upper hand. I quickly resolved to grab him. I couldn’t let my people die.

I stretched out my arm and leaned forward. I was right on target to put my hand on his chest and pin him down, which would certainly crush him.

Closer.

Closer.

And then he apparently saw what I was doing and hopped away, which put him well beyond my reach.

Now I was just falling. Or waiting to fall. It seemed like it was taking a long while.

When I finally touched ground, I smashed through the thin floor and I was falling again, head-first this time. Who replaces the steel floors on Belvaille?

I briefly saw another lit room I descended through and hit another floor.

Which I also ripped through, continuing my fall.

I came to a stop against the stout basement, landing on my head and then flopping over onto my back.

It was raining Kommilaire.

They came spilling through the destroyed floors above, flailing and cartwheeling and ultimately landing pretty ungracefully, often on me.

But they didn’t seem to be mind controlled any longer.

The mutant was here too. I tried to extricate myself from my Stair Boys without injuring them further. Some were moaning and holding sprained or broken bones which had been caused from their fall.

As I gently scooped my employees to the side, I pulled myself closer to the mutant, who was himself recovering from his drop.

If I could get to him before he came around…

He saw me and his eyes went wide—he had lost his sunglasses. He made the finger-motion again.

Most of my Kommilaire didn’t have their pistols, but a few did. And they dutifully put their guns to their own heads.

“What’s your name? We can talk this through,” I said.

“Blam!”

I looked back, panicked, expecting to see a dead Kommilaire. Instead I saw Valia standing, holding her smoking gun.

The mutant was dead, shot in the chest.

“You can’t control a red head,” Valia said.

CHAPTER 45

My Kommilaire were in a bad way after fighting Hobardi’s mutant.

“Is everyone alright?” I asked dumbly.

Grumbles and complaints were the answer.

“I’m fine,” a perky Valia said.

Her face and skin were back to normal.

“You’re not melted?” I asked, as if she might not be sure.

“Melted?”

“The mutant was like, smearing your face around.”

She seemed skeptical.

“I don’t think so, Boss. He might have been inside your brain.”

I crawled over to the stairwell so I could use it to try and stand up. I passed the dead man on the way.

“Guess that’s one less mutant in the galaxy,” I said.

“You sound sad, like I should have let him kill us.”

“Well, the Colmarian Confederation created mutants and the Confederation is gone. Every one that dies is the last of a breed. Just think how helpful he would have been as a Kommilaire.”

“He didn’t seem too helpful.”

“He didn’t bother me. Not exactly. I could have got him on our side I think.”

As I tried to climb up the stairs with my arms I heard a sound.

Crack!

I twisted around and saw Valia behind me.

“What was that?” I asked her.

“What was what?”

“That sound.”

“Did you feel anything?” she asked.

“No, why?”

She held out her pistol.

“Because I just hit you on the back of the head as hard as I could.”

“Why would you do that? Jerk.”

“I wanted to see. He probably couldn’t mind control you because you got a cranium that’s a foot thick.”

“It’s not a foot thick, it’s just dense. And don’t hit me, you’re a subordinate.”

“You didn’t even feel it!”

“So? It’s disrespectful,” I said. “Hey, all of you guys. Come over here and help me stand up.”

They were struggling unsuccessfully to raise me.

“Now I know where the expression ‘Hank’s Butt’ comes from,” Valia said, teeth gritted.

“Shut up. Forget it. I’ll crawl up the stairs. Look around for something sturdy I can put my weight on.”

It took me about thirty minutes to get up the first flight. My broken and bruised Kommilaire had dragged down some desks and planters but they all just crumbled under my weight.

“What if someone attacks you?” Valia asked.

“With what?”

She seemed to think about that and went back to looking for something for me to lean on.

All of them finally found a tall stone statue and scraped it over with much panting and cursing. I loved sculptors. Of all the artists, they seemed the most insecure about having their work last forever and ever, so they used only the hardiest of materials.

Between the next flight of stairs and the statue, I managed to get to my feet.

All my Kommilaire really looked like they wanted to leave. They were injured and exhausted.

“Go to the hospital,” I told them.

They were too tired to even answer and merely headed upstairs and out.

“Not you, Valia.”

“I can’t pick you up if you fall again,” she warned.

“No, but you can scout around and find Hobardi.”

“Where will you be?”

“Walking up this flight of stairs.”

“Can I get something to eat first? I’ll be back before you’re halfway.”

“This is a combat operation,” I chastised.

“Wars have been fought in less time, Boss.”

“I’ve got some food on my back. You can have some.”

I took out the hose that connected to my food storage and squirted some of the green mess on the ground. Valia jumped away like it was toxic.

“Gross! What’s it taste like?”

“I don’t know. But it’s good for you.”

“Good for you or good for normal people? I’m going to hazard a guess that our dietary needs aren’t the same.”

“Go look for Hobardi,” I said.

I was at the first landing of the stairwell when Valia returned.

“Wow!” She said. “I searched all this building, the building across the street, asked a bunch of people walking around, and finally tracked him down to a place called the Temple. I see you’ve managed to walk up… thirty or so stairs.”

“Yeah, yeah,” I said, huffing for air.

“It’s probably easier for you to just knock down the walls,” she said.

“We’re under the ground level.”

“Ah.”

“Keep an eye on the Temple so he doesn’t sneak out. I know the building. I’ll catch up to you.”

“I doubt you’ll ‘catch up,’ but fine. Give me a taste of that food you have. I’m really hungry.”

I let her take the hose.

She was holding it expectantly, trying to work the controls. Then:

Plplt!

She spit it all over my jacket.

“That’s horrible!”

She was spitting and wiping her tongue on her sleeve.

“Go on then,” I said, taking it personally that she didn’t like my food and also a bit annoyed that I had been eating something disgusting all these years and didn’t know it.

I took a few food breaks myself as I climbed the rest of the stairs.

The Temple wasn’t really a temple. Or anything other than a normal Belvaille building that had lots of fancy designs attached to the outside to make it templey. The buildings of Belvaille were all well-constructed so there was no reason to knock them down just so you could put up something that was going to be less durable. Besides, it would take an artillery cannon or Therezian to knock down these buildings and both were in short supply and not something you ordinarily wanted to mess with.

I wasn’t sure how or why Hobardi had replaced his floor. I looked at it afterwards and it was still steel, just about a quarter the normal thickness, which is why I fell through it.

There was a lot of security at the Temple. Not fancy people wearing colored robes, but mean people carrying automatic rifles.

But I had just walked up two flights of stairs after falling down two flights of stairs and I wasn’t in the mood.

“Move or I’ll kill you,” I said.

“You’re not—” one of the guards started.

“I’m going to pull off your face, spray it with preservatives, and line my underwear with it if you don’t shut up and get out of my way,” I clarified. “You’ll be smelling my crotch in the afterlife.”

There are tough guys and then tough guys and then tough guys. Some are all talk. Some are half talk. And some are no talk. If I say I’m going to rip off someone’s face and put it in my pants, I’m going to rip off someone’s face and put it in my pants.

The guards moved away and tilted their heads back on their necks, as if trying to have their faces that extra inch away from my undergarments.

We walked into the next room, which was large and open, with goofy symbols and tapestries and other crap. I can say that since it was a made up religion.

Hobardi was in a gold toga kneeling in front of a mound of sand. Or it looked like sand. I’m sure it was some stupid metaphor for something stupid.

“Hobardi!” I yelled. “Your mutant friend is dead. Two Clem the clone is dead. And I’m tired and cranky. We got some things to discuss.”

He stood in one quick motion and turned around to face us.

“I would like to leave,” he said.

“Holy crap,” I said, not believing my bad luck.

“What?” Valia asked.

I took off one of my pistols and pointed it at Hobardi.

“Eat suck, suckface!”

I pulled the trigger and the gun twisted and fell apart in my hand. Why did I even carry all these guns? Had I gotten stronger all of a sudden or had I really not fired them in that long?

I was reaching for another gun when Hobardi dashed forward, did some kind of somersault, and kicked me in the face.

Thud.

He fell to the ground, caught himself with his arms, flipped back up and kicked me in the chest.

Thud.

“What’s going on here?” Valia asked.

“He’s a clone.”

“How do you know?”

Thud. He kicked me in the side of my head as I was talking to Valia.

“That’s what the Two Clem clone said. And he totally ignored your feminine charms.”

“Oh. Should I do something?”

“Yeah, kill him.”

I had another gun out and was handling it delicately.

Valia shrugged and drew her pistol.

Hobardi kicked her in the face, punched her in the stomach, jumped over her, then flip-threw her before I could even open my mouth.

“Whoa,” I blinked.

I aimed at Hobardi but he grabbed Valia from behind and put her in a chokehold.

“Shoot him,” she managed to say.

“I might hit you. My aim isn’t that great,” I apologized.

She lifted her legs and folded in her arms to make herself a smaller target, all while being strangled.

“My aim is really bad, actually,” I elaborated, though I appreciated her efforts.

She managed a curse.

I plodded toward them with my arms outstretched, hoping to help out.

“Shtop!” She said, her eyes bulging.

I stopped.

Hobardi had lifted her off the ground by her neck, when suddenly she broke out of his grasp. She didn’t wrench free, she kind of slipped out like a wet bar of soap. She hit the floor, scrambled backwards through his legs, and lay prone on the ground, her arms covering her head.

“Shoot him!”

I aimed. Fired.

Blam!

Er. Fired again.

Blam!

Hobardi was running now, that super athletic clone-running.

Blam!

I think these guns were flawed. Or I should practice with them. Or both.

Valia did a forward roll, recovered her pistol, rested one leg against me to stop her momentum, aimed:

Blam!

Hobardi went down.

Valia stared daggers at me but bit her lip.

“Good shooting, Kommilaire,” I said awkwardly.

CHAPTER 46

“Yeah, he’s a clone,” Delovoa said casually.

“I knew that,” I answered. “Why doesn’t he look like the Two Clem clone?”

“You know what a clone is, don’t you?”

“No. They had cancelled that class by the time I went to Supreme Kommilaire University—and just in case you were unclear, there is no such thing as Supreme Kommilaire University.”

“Clones are just… clones. Of people. They are copies of them.”

“But with bad brains?”

“With as much, or little, brain as they require to do their functions. This one is missing a lot. The point is someone copied Hobardi to make this.”

“So Naked Guy’s clones were copies of real people?”

“No, those were probably made from scratch.”

“Are you just making this up or do you actually know what you’re talking about?” I asked, annoyed.

“A little of both.”

“So Hobardi was a clone and Two Clem was a clone. So who decides how much brain they have?”

“The people who are cloning them,” he said.

“Who are they?”

“The people cloning?”

“Yeah,” I said.

“How should I know? I almost never leave this street. You’re about my only form of entertainment, which tells you how boring my life is. Oh, I built your voting machine,” he said, conveniently switching topics.

“Nice. Let’s see.”

In another room he had a giant machine full of sensors and gizmos and poles and wires.

“Is that going to kill people?” I asked skeptically.

“Not most people.”

“How does it work?” I asked, looking closer, but not too close. I didn’t see any controls.

“It deep scans your neural signals and takes an imprint of your dendritic web.”

“Yeah,” I said, making it clear that wasn’t a very good description.

“It can tell who you want to vote for based on your thoughts and then it records your unique brain structure so you can’t vote again.”

“Why couldn’t you just have had three buttons or something? Why do you always do this? No one is going to want to have their brain zapped.”

“Don’t tell them.”

“What about the Boranjame?”

“There’s only one of him, just ask him who he wants to vote for.”

“How do you know Zeti is male?”

“You can tell by how he walks,” Delovoa said dismissively.

“He’s a floating crystal… Anyway, what about the Dredel Led and Keilvin Kamigans and stuff without brains? Or normal brains.”

“They don’t get to vote.”

“What? Why? You can’t do that.”

“I don’t like the Dredel Led. I don’t trust them.”

“Since when?”

“Since they attacked Belvaille.”

“That was like a hundred years ago back during the Colmarian Confederation. They haven’t caused any problems since then.”

I was going to say he should get out more often, but I realized I didn’t want Delovoa out more often.

“Well, build your own voting machine then, smart guy.”

“Test it,” I said, pointing at the machine.

“It won’t work on me. I have three brains. I get to vote three times. Which only seems fair.”

“I’ll test it then,” I said, stepping forward cautiously.

“It won’t work on you either. Your skull is like a foot thick.”

“It’s just dense! So this thing doesn’t work on like half the species here and it might kill the other half. As Secretary of City, I’m not very comfortable with this.”

“But it will let me identify any other clones in the city,” Delovoa said with a toothless grin.

“If they vote.”

“Yeah.”

“Why would a clone vote? Is there a Clone Pride Movement I don’t know about? Can you make a clone scanner that I could carry around?” I asked.

“You could carry this around.”

“People will notice me dragging around a ten-foot brain blaster. I need something small.”

“I guess,” Delovoa pouted.

“And make another voting machine. With buttons. Or knobs. Something non-lethal.”

“How will it keep track of people who already voted?”

“I don’t know if anyone is going to vote. But we’ll give them a sticker. Or write down their names. We don’t have to scramble their DNA though.”

Delovoa rolled all three eyes as if I was taking all the fun out of democracy.

“Don’t complain to me if there’s voter fraud.”

“I just found a clone that was running for office. I’m not especially concerned if someone votes twice for Governor; a position, by the way, with no official duties or responsibilities. Besides, this is Belvaille. Fraud is part of our tradition.”

CHAPTER 47

“Kill any judges today?” MTB asked me.

“Day ain’t over,” I said.

We were sitting in my living room. I had to talk to him and I didn’t care if he was uncomfortable with it. He worked for me.

“I heard you killed Hobardi,” he said.

“I killed his clone. Well, Valia did.”

“What’s a clone?”

“It’s like a copy. With a bad brain. Like Two Clem was. Delovoa can explain.”

“I can’t see Delovoa, only you can. Convenient.”

“Why would I lie? I could just tell you I killed him because I felt like it. That’s not why you’re here. Delovoa made this device,” I said, indicating the machine on the floor. “It can detect Messahn battlesuit. 19-10’s armor. I think he might be hiding in Deadsouth. It would be easy to come and go.”

“How does it work?” he asked, picking it up.

“I don’t know. I don’t even know if does work. We didn’t have any chrodite-399 to try it out. It’s supposed to make some high-pitched squeal when you’re near where some has been used.”

“Is it safe?”

“Um. You probably want to put on your body armor. It’s Delovoa.”

“Why are you suddenly interested in 19-10?”

“I’ve always been interested in him. I just didn’t have anything I could do except blubber into my porridge.”

“Do you know anything more about him?”

“I’m guessing he isn’t here to kill me. Those little guns wouldn’t hurt me. I think he’s here for the election.”

“I thought you said Governor doesn’t matter.”

“Yeah, but what do I know? Everyone thinks it matters, so it matters. We’re as powerful as people think. I told you that before,” I said.

“So if no one thought that Therezian was powerful he’d be weak?”

“Don’t be an ass, you know what I mean.”

“Who hired 19-10?” MTB asked.

“I don’t think Garm did. At first I had my doubts. But she’s not that subtle. If she wants a judge gone she fires him, right in front of the whole city, during a trial. If she wanted Hobardi gone she’d just kill him. She created a list of candidates of dead people! That’s Garm. When you can turn off all our oxygen you don’t need to be sneaky. 19-10 has been totally discreet.”

“So who hired him? Hong isn’t sneaky. Most gang bosses aren’t sneaky,” MTB said.

“No. But Peush of the Olmarr Republic is. He’s got money. He’s got an agenda of some kind. He’s probably going to win the election, or at least some council seats.”

“What will you do?”

“Ask him,” I said.

“Do you think he’ll tell you? ‘Hey, have you been hiring assassins and murdering people’?” MTB asked skeptically.

“No. But I’m sure he won’t if I don’t ask him. It’s better than sitting here.”

“Have you reformed the Royal Wing yet?”

I sighed.

“Their first set of laws was one page and I told them it was no good. They just finished their next set and it’s about a thousand pages. I don’t even know where they got that much paper. I read maybe an inch. They must have a bunch of adjudicators over there because I couldn’t make sense of any of it.”

“They do have some adjudicators over there. We arrested them.”

“I know, but I wasn’t sure if they were dead yet.”

“So who hired the clones?”

“Clones are built. I don’t know who could make them. Not even Delovoa could. They might be left over from the war, but we can’t figure out why there would be clones of Hobardi and Two Clem.”

“Are there other clones? How can I spot them and train my teams to spot them?”

“You have to scan their brains.”

“I’m in Deadsouth. I don’t know if anyone has a brain.”

“Delovoa is working on a new gadget, but it’s not ready. Don’t worry about them, though. Look for 19-10.”

There was a pause.

“I hired ten new Kommilaire,” MTB said.

This was a bit surprising. He had never hired anyone without my say-so.

“Alright. How are they doing?”

“We’ve started to make some minor forays into the feral kid zones. But it’s dark over there.”

“Where are you getting equipment from?”

“We confiscate guns and ammunition and supplies from criminals instead of fining them,” he said.

“Heh. That’s like something I would do.”

“Yeah, I guess it is.”

“Have you all killed anyone yet?”

“Twelve.”

“Wow. That was fast.”

“It’s Deadsouth. People shoot at the latticework because they think it is a flying monster. And without a twelve-ton Stair Boy, people aren’t quite as frightened of us.”

“You’re welcome back with me whenever you want,” I said.

“I like it down there. I feel like I’m making a difference. I’m a street cop. It’s what I’m good at. You’re Supreme Kommilaire. You have to make decisions and compromises and take actions that I don’t really get. But I understand you have to do them.”

“Well, thanks for that,” I said.

“Besides, we cover a lot more ground without you.”

CHAPTER 48

“Huh,” I said, standing next to a partially-squashed apartment building.

A crowd of a few hundred curious onlookers stood with about a dozen of my Kommilaire.

Some kind of large machine had fallen off the latticework above the city and landed on this building. We weren’t sure how many people were inside the apartment when it hit and we’d probably never know because we didn’t have any means of un-squashing a steel alloy structure.

But what had happened was clear. Secured to the machine were the remnants of two men. It was evident they used to be Colmarians, though the fall had made them less recognizable as such.

“Are they maintenance workers?” one of my Kommilaire asked.

“No. They must have been trying to steal something. Metal or components. They strapped themselves to it so they wouldn’t fall off. But then the whole machine broke loose. A maintenance worker would have secured himself to the railing,” I said.

“There might be more up there,” a Stair Boy said, his eyes excited at the prospect.

I had been on the latticework before. It’s thousands of feet up with only a single walkway about six inches wide and a railing on one side. It was pretty terrifying.

I looked up at the “sky.”

“There’s only two ways up and down for each section. Post two guards at the elevators and wait. Their choices are to jump or starve. But I’m not sending Kommilaire up to try and arrest people on the latticework. It’s too dangerous,” I said.

My dumber Stair Boys seemed disappointed.

“And make sure all the other elevators are secured. We can’t be dodging a hail storm of debris. Especially since buildings aren’t good at dodging. Help me move this,” I said.

I attached my cables and magnet to the fallen apparatus and started pulling to try and get it out of the road. It was far heavier than I thought and I had to lean over and struggle mightily to scrape it along even a short distance. I had it about halfway up the sidewalk when my back began to hurt enough that my brain kicked into action.

This thing was too big to get back up to the latticework. I’m not sure how they had gotten it up in the first place, but it was long ago, probably during the construction of the station. If those thieves had been clamoring over it at that height, presumably it had some value.

“Free scrap metal!” I yelled to the crowd.

I disconnected all my cables and my magnet and moved away. When I was far enough removed, and I had ushered my Stair Boys to a safe distance, the crowd descended on the machine. I figured it would get picked apart in a few days, leaving only the frame which was too big to cut or carry.

I took a breather, eating some of my green paste, and hoped the machine wasn’t some vital piece of equipment that kept Belvaille alive.

Peush wasn’t hard to find, he was having a fundraiser.

I only had five Kommilaire with me at this point, the rest taking care of our ceiling looters and securing any other access points. I didn’t expect much would happen. I would ask Peush. He would deny everything and talk about the cool Olmarr Republic. Then he would flash that odd grin and I’d feel like I knew less than when I started.

Some of his Republican guards stood outside the building where the fundraiser was taking place, holding chainsaws. The Olmarr Republic must have truly detested trees.

I gave them a small nod as I moved to go past them.

“Invitation?” they asked, with sour expressions.

“I’m Hank,” I said, blinking. As if I was some unknown kid applying for a job.

“Invitation only,” another guard said, walking closer.

They held their chainsaws ready and I knew they flipped on with just a press of a button. But they were deluding themselves if they thought I remotely cared. I could probably shove those weapons in my mouth and it wouldn’t do much except clean my teeth.

“I’m Hank,” I tried to explain again. “I’m in your big book. Supreme Kommilaire. I… destroyed—or helped destroy—the Colmarian Confederation.”

“You’re name isn’t on the list,” one guard sneered, without looking at any list.

“I’m pretty sure it is. It’s listed under ‘People Who Can Kill You,’” I said.

I stomped ahead and they had to move.

Inside there was a front desk and reception where the pleasantly plump ladies scowled and said they didn’t have a name tag for me and that the refreshments were for guests only.

Just for that I took two cups of punch and downed them. Though it didn’t have the impact I hoped since the cups were flimsy and I spilled most of the punch on my hands and vest.

Hadn’t I been some huge hero to the Olmarr Republic? Did they rewrite their big book recently? This was what happened when you didn’t have a publicist. One bad court case and you got second billing.

There was a large auditorium and it was jammed with people sitting knee-to-knee. I couldn’t make out who was in front talking because there was a lot of smoke in the room and people were applauding.

A guard by the door leaned into me and whispered.

“Hey, you’re not supposed to be in here.”

I leaned back.

“Hey, shut up.”

The whole sides of the auditorium were lined with security guards and they were all shifting around now that I’d come in. I wasn’t exactly inconspicuous, I blocked the entire door. If there was a fire, all these people would die if I just stood here. That would teach them for denying me refreshments.

But I couldn’t actually see a way to move forward even if I wanted to. The room was packed to capacity, with only a thin row down the middle and along the walls available to walk. I couldn’t fit down either even if I walked sideways. Not without knocking over a lot of people.

However, I wasn’t going to turn around and sit in the hall waiting like some loser who didn’t have better things to do. By blocking the door they had to at least acknowledge I was here. Peush would talk to me eventually. If he ever wanted to get out.

I leaned against the doorframe while I waited.

It was standard meeting stuff. Talking about how good the people were for coming, how good the staff was, how good everyone was for everything.

Finally, Peush was introduced and he took the stand at the podium. I missed what his title was as I hadn’t been listening. But his designation wasn’t impressive. You tend to snap-to when someone says something like “Grand Lord of Galaxies,” but it was some minor bureaucratic label. It was only when I heard Peush’s name that I woke up.

Everyone applauded vigorously.

“The Republic dawns,” he began.

“Ever always,” the crowd answered with one voice.

That was kind of creepy. How had I let this organization sneak up and not really recognize it? When you can get hundreds of people to sit quietly, applaud, wear name tags, and answer mantras, they were a real thing.

The Sublime Order of Transcendence was organized and had a lot of members, but they were toga-toting wackos. The mere fact they were conned by Hobardi’s phony religion proved they weren’t a great threat and were just looking for some half-baked cause.

But these were real people. I could see merchants and businessmen, gang members, dock workers, couriers, Garm’s employees, just about every walk of life. I scanned for any of my Kommilaire but none were in uniform at least.

“I would like to thank Marshelette for the excellent dinner she served. It’s not easy feeding this many people,” Peush smiled.

The audience applauded a bashful woman off to the side and I found myself giving a few claps. Damn, I missed the food.

“The enemy is still present,” Peush said ominously.

The crowd nodded and muttered.

“The Republic is beset by those who would bring us down for selfish reasons. But they are not the Republic, we are the Republic.”

More agreement.

“The Totki are a pestilential filth that is sapping our native strength.”

No surprise there. They didn’t get along so well.

“The city, the galaxy, is filled with traitors and vermin, mutants and aliens. They are not us and we are not them. They need to go back where they came from. We cannot ever achieve peace with coexistence. It hasn’t happened in tens of thousands of years and every time we try, we poison ourselves. I, for one, am sick of poison. I am sick of killing my children so that the children of beasts might be comfortable.”

Wow. That got ugly fast. But no one was shocked, they applauded.

“The Republic dawns!” He said again.

“Ever always,” they answered.

“There are Gandrine and Keilvin Kamigans and Dredel Led on this station. Dredel Led! Who caused us to begin mutating our own people during the Colmarian Confederation. Why are we consorting with these species that despise us? Why do we welcome them? We should welcome them to leave.”

Vigorous applause.

I had really underestimated Peush. He made the xenophobic Totki look like a take-all-customers prostitute.

“It will require generations to return to purity, but with time, we will govern ourselves. We will not have to compromise for a Boranjame and his countless slaves or a Therezian towering over us.”

Good luck getting rid of Wallow, I thought.

“The government seeks to take our rights. Take our property. It fears us because it doesn’t understand us. Doesn’t understand how great the Republic was and can be again. The Republic dawns.”

“Ever always.”

“The Second Republic will be established once we have severed our links to the corrupting influence of the rest of the galaxy. The Portals must be destroyed.”

I stopped leaning against the doorframe and if I had been drinking punch, I would have spit it out. Was he serious? Destroy the Portals? That would completely isolate all the regions that weren’t contiguous. It would be the Dark Ages that Delovoa had spoken about. And Peush was recommending doing it on purpose.

“We should have the right to choose our own path in life, the right to be free as our forefathers were. We cannot do that the way things currently stand. Look,” he said, “there is the heavy, mutant hand of the government. It has been sent to spy on us.”

Every person turned around to see where Peush was pointing.

At me, of course.

“Uh, Republic rising,” I said, pointing both my index fingers at the crowd in the dead silence. But no one seemed to find it comforting or amusing.

I wasn’t sure if it was the lack of amplified speaking that let me hear it or whether it just started, but the unmistakable sounds of chainsaws and gunfire came to me from outside.

I turned around and left that pleasant group of people to see if my Kommilaire had similarly been refused refreshments and gone on a shooting spree.

The reception area was empty. The noise was coming from outside.

I stepped out and it was mayhem. There were four bodies on the ground, lots of blood, and chainsaw Republicans were dueling my Stair Boys.

A quick look showed me two of my men were down and three remained fighting but were retreating from a half-dozen Republican guards and their chainsaws. The Kommilaire were likely out of ammunition at this point and unable to reload without losing an arm.

I moved closer to the fray so I’d be less likely to shoot my own men, and I took a rifle from my vest. On the way I accidentally stepped on a fallen Olmarr Republican and he screamed.

The chainsaws turned to face me.

I aimed my rifle and fired, missing.

The guards circled my position cautiously. I took my time reloading.

I heard some grinding close by and I guessed one of the guards had attempted to use his blade on me.

I aimed at the attacker to my front, closing my bad eye, but he danced side-to-side to try and keep the barrel away from him. I fired, opened both eyes, and saw I missed. How did I miss? He was like ten feet away.

I threw my gun at him. But if I was bad at shooting, I was absolutely horrible at throwing. I couldn’t accelerate my arm fast enough to get any kind of velocity. The rifle clacked on the ground a few feet away from me where I looked at it sadly.

A guard tried to duck in and steal the rifle but I swept him closer with my right arm and grabbed him with my left hand. If you want to fight me, don’t ever get within arm’s reach. I’m not sure how anyone on this city didn’t know that yet.

“Run, guys!” I said to my men. “Don’t move or I’ll tear your friend in half,” I told the guards.

My Kommilaire dashed away to safety.

“The Republic dawns,” the guard I was holding said.

“Ever always,” his compatriots answered eerily.

They slashed at me with their chainsaws, pressing the blades in until the teeth ground off the chains. These guys were serious.

I killed the guard in my hands, turning on the remaining foes. I suddenly heard:

“Hank,” Peush said.

He stood at the entrance to the building and had another dozen or more guards with him.

“I just came here to have a conversation with you. Now look,” I said, gesturing at the carnage.

“You speak false words, Hank of the Colmarian Confederation,” Peush stated calmly.

“Make up your mind. Did I destroy the Confederation or create it?”

“You are part of that dead empire and no longer needed.”

Well, he didn’t sound like a clone, that’s for sure. He then spoke to his men in some odd dialect. Maybe it was Olmarrian. Maybe it was baby talk.

“Let me gather my fallen men and you can gather yours,” I said.

“You seek to treat with us on even terms?” Peush asked, amused.

“I can go back inside and stomp all over your fundraiser. And drink all your punch. These chainsaws don’t impress me.”

“No, I don’t imagine they do,” Peush said. “I will talk with you. However, you must give me five minutes.”

We all stood there waiting.

“Do you mean literally?” I asked after some time had passed with no one moving.

“Yes.”

“Why?” I asked suspiciously. I wasn’t sure what all they could bring, but Peush was an unknown quantity to me.

He lifted his head as if he had just thought of something or just heard something.

“Oh, I guess we can talk sooner than I thought. Tell me, Hank, do you ever ride the train?”

He turned his head to the upper right and I realized we were below one of the elevated train tracks.

I looked behind me and saw my magnet was connected to a long cable that went up.

And then I saw the head of the train zip past.

“No,” I managed.

I think I dragged on the ground for a few moments but then I was flying. I was being pulled by the train through the air at incredible speed!

I was also spinning lazily.

I heard on one planet there was a fat, fuzzy mammal that would periodically get snatched into the air by giant winged predators. When they were picked up, the mammals would freeze. Not in terror, but because these were animals that lived in the lowlands. They were incapable of jumping, let alone flying. Being in the air was so contrary to their instincts that they simply had no response. So they just let themselves be carried away.

That was me.

I was slowly spinning on my cable. When I became properly oriented to the road and could briefly comprehend what I was seeing, I would notice people pointing and screaming, then I would tilt back around and I was lost again.

I had no idea what to do. I kept trying to brush my hair out of my face as if that would fix everything.

After some time I became aware of a horrendous sound. I managed to turn around somewhat and I saw half of the last train car was hanging off the track and being towed along, spewing sparks and fire.

Think!

Hey, there’s the Avenue Market.

I tried to concentrate on that. What did that mean? Did it mean anything?

I pushed my hair out of my face a few more times and of course the wind blew it immediately back.

This train was going to come to a stop in fifteen blocks. It was going to pass a huge support beam in ten. And the train hanging off the tracks was going to hit that beam. Because I was trailing on a cable, I would also hit it or twist around it.

In any case, it was bad.

I closed my eyes. My vision was just distracting me.

I fumbled with my vest buckles. I got two.

Got a third.

I couldn’t get the last two. I was rotating on the cable and the buckles were twisted and my hair was in my face.

I was a big fuzzy mammal and I was frozen in mid-air. I couldn’t think how to get out of my own clothes and I was going to die because of it.

I struggled and wrenched at my buckles and straps but got nowhere. I felt my heart rate getting irregular. My blood was sloshing around my body and I was panicking. I wasn’t designed to be a projectile. I had trouble enough walking. A heart attack definitely wouldn’t help me right now.

Finally, I took a deep breath and cleared my head. I clicked off the buckles like I had done ten thousand times in the past. I slipped easily out of my harness.

I hit the ground and slid on the sidewalk. Fortunately, I didn’t hit the road, as its tacky surface would have caused me to grip and roll. I also didn’t hit a building.

I landed on my back, went rocket straight about thirty feet, demolishing everyone and everything in the way, and came to a stop with my head hitting the very machine that had fallen off the latticework earlier.

There was an enormous explosion down the street as the train car hit the support beam and the whole train was pulled off the tracks and detonated on the ground.

I decided to rest my eyes instead of trying to stand up right this minute. I figured an exploding train would bring enough Kommilaire that I didn’t have to worry about anyone trying to kill me.

Besides, from the quick glance I took before slipping into unconsciousness, no one was particularly interested in getting too close. In fact, they were all running away.

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CHAPTER 49

I heard singing.

No. It wasn’t singing. It was discordant. Shrieking. Like a thousand different breeds of bird were being plucked by sadistic little kids.

I woke up and saw nothing but light, but the noise was still there.

I had never been sure before, but this time I was certain. I was in hell.

“Supreme Kommilaire, you’re awake?” I heard a voice ask.

My eyes slowly cleared and Devus Sorsha stood over me like Death himself. Devus Sorsha was a medical technician. I believe I was his only client and had been so for decades. He was an elderly man yet his accumulated medical knowledge could fit inside a thimble with enough room left over for several fingertips.

“Go away,” I told him weakly. He always caused more trouble than he solved.

“You need to drink and get your strength back.”

I was about to answer when he stuck a spigot in my mouth. I tasted some foul, hot liquid.

There were maybe two working taste buds on my entire tongue and he had discovered them. My first taste experience in years was one of bitter revulsion.

I clenched my jaw out of habit, severing the metal spigot, which caused a torrent of the putrid liquid to jet all over my face and body.

“Whoops,” he said, with the same gentle manner, as if he wasn’t pouring acid on me. “Open your mouth. You’re going to choke on the spout. Open your mouth,” he chided.

I did so and he fished around like a plumber. When he had recovered the piece, he went back to drowning me.

“Boss,” MTB said.

I tried to push Devus Sorsha away, but he was nimble for one so ancient.

“Get him out of here,” I tried to say, but a great stream of Devus Sorsha’s “medicine” gushed out of my mouth, making my command unintelligible.

MTB was smart enough to see where I was pointing and my anger, and he ushered my torturer away with some kind words.

I wiped my face and chin and saw I was lying on the ramp just outside my front door. Had I crawled here? I didn’t remember.

The odd singing was still going on, so I hadn’t imagined that. Though I wished I had.

“What is that terrible noise?” I asked, when MTB returned.

“That’s the women you brought over from the Royal Wing and put on that roof,” he said, indicating the building across the street. “They were told you were injured down here and may never recover and they’ve been singing nonstop to boost your spirits.”

“That’s singing? They gave me nightmares.”

“They’re your angels. They brought you back, sweet voices or not.”

“Great, so I got murderers and thieves as my guardians, what’s that say about me?” I asked. “How long was I unconscious?”

“About thirty hours or so.”

That was actually pretty impressive. In the past when I got knocked out and had Devus Sorsha looking after me, weeks had often gone by. But this mishap was going to make me even denser, as my body healed and thickened. I could just about hear my heart slowing.

“How did I get here?”

“We pulled you with the heavy lifter.”

“You dragged me twenty… twenty-five blocks?” I asked, annoyed.

“Pulled,” he corrected.

“What’s the difference between drag and pull?”

“One is slower.”

“Which is slower?” I tried to confirm.

“Whichever one makes you less mad.”

MTB was learning.

“Why did you leave me on my front porch with those songstresses tormenting me?”

“How were we going to get you inside? Can’t drive a heavy lifter into your living room.”

“I’m going to go in and eat and sleep for a while, but then we’re going to ride out and arrest Peush. He’s behind all this crap,” I said.

“Peush is dead. 19-10 killed him. During the daytime, in front of fifty people.”

“Huh. Well. Good, I guess. I don’t have to kill him now and cause a riot.”

“Oh, there’s a riot. It’s the Order, the Totki, and the Republic all fighting. And the gangs have jumped in and are battling over Zadeck’s territory and whatever else. It all started once word got out that you were out of commission.”

I couldn’t spare the breath to sigh, but I kind of wished I was back in my coma.

“Great. But why is the Olmarr Republic rioting? They can’t think I’m 19-10. That guy is skinny,” I said.

“It’s all ‘the government’ to them. Some conspiracy. I swear, Boss, they’re worse than the Totki.”

“I noticed that too. I misjudged them. I think I was biased because they didn’t look weird or talk weird and weren’t a fruity religion. I didn’t pay attention to what they were actually saying.”

“You were right,” MTB said.

“About the Olmarr?”

“About everything. Whatever you were doing to maintain the quiet, it’s worn off. There are hundreds of thousands of people in the streets.”

“That fast? That many?”

“The Kommilaire can’t do anything. We’re just standing around watching. People are dying all over. Getting robbed. Worse. There is no law.”

“Happened while I was sleeping. I wasn’t sure when it would happen. I kept saying it would, but I half didn’t believe it myself.”

“They even tried to attack Delovoa’s street. I guess they figured he had good stuff to filch.”

“That couldn’t have worked out for them.”

“No. He killed them all. Melted a couple buildings next to his block in the process.”

“Delovoa can take care of himself.”

I began to try and inch closer to my apartment door. I wanted to be inside and get away from the Harpy’s Choir.

“So how do we stop it?”

“Stop what?” I replied, not looking back.

“The riots. The gang wars.”

I paused and stared at MTB.

“We don’t,” I said. Had he thought I was exaggerating all these years? “If what you say is true, somewhere between three-to-five-to-ten percent of the population is in open warfare. We got Stair Boys that number in the low hundreds. That’s like facing a forest fire with a cup of water. We got to wait for that fire to be closer to cup-size before we can even think of doing anything. You made the right call. Just stay out of the way and observe.”

“The city is going to dismantle itself if we do nothing,” he said.

“Maybe. But fights usually don’t work like that. Not among normal people. You get two guys who are pissed as hell at each other and set them to boxing. They swear they’re going to kill the other guy dead no doubt about it. But then they break their hands, crack their ribs, knock out a few teeth, and suddenly fighting becomes a whole lot less interesting.”

“You think it will run out of steam?”

“It’s not a civil war. We don’t have tanks and missiles and armies of Therezians or—I hope—clones. Unless I don’t understand Belvaille, we’re going to end up with a lot of property damage, some new bosses, and maybe three new factions or three less factions. I don’t know. But there’s not a lot we can do. It’s too big. We’ll react to the results. Maybe nudge it one way or the other.”

“I talked to a trader and he said the Boards went sour as soon as word got out that you were hurt.”

I sat thinking about that.

“I’m not sure whether that’s a compliment or an insult. They’re either upset I was injured or upset I wasn’t killed outright.”

CHAPTER 50

“Where have you been?” I asked Valia.

“I got stuck southeast when the city erupted. Suddenly being a sexy, female Kommilaire out in the streets was a bad thing.”

“That was forty hours ago,” I challenged.

“No, it wasn’t. You were unconscious, how do you even know?” Valia asked.

That was true. I could have been out for a month and they were just humoring me. It did seem like the city had fallen to pieces rather swiftly.

“Whatever,” I grumbled. “So how is the southeast?”

“Same as anywhere else, I suppose. I can’t tell who the bad guys are.”

“The ones pointing guns at you,” MTB said.

“Not a lot of guns that I saw,” she said.

“Maybe our decades of disarmament actually worked,” MTB told me.

“They’re not going to waste their bullets in a random street brawl. The gangs have guns and the big factions have guns. They’re going to use them when they have something real to gain. We haven’t seen the significant battles yet.”

I knew guns were all over the city, but actually making bullets was harder, even though the technology was fairly simplistic. The chemicals had to come from off Belvaille which made them tremendously expensive. Not to mention we would confiscate at least some of them at the port.

“So what’s the first order of business?” MTB asked.

“Split the forces between the telescopes, the port, this street, and the Ank Reserve,” I said.

“What about City Hall?” Valia asked.

“That’s a fortress,” MTB said. “But that still leaves a lot of important areas vulnerable. What about the water treatment and sewers and electrical way stations?”

“We don’t have the people and those are things that can be repaired. The telescopes have always been unique to Belvaille. And if the port is damaged, we can’t get ships in here. And I want to protect the Kommilaire who are off-duty and live on this street. I expect reprisals here.”

“Reprisals for what?” Valia asked.

“Being law enforcement on Belvaille,” I said.

“Boss,” Valia said, later. “There’s someone here to see you.”

“Does he have a weapon?”

“Yes.”

“Does he look pissed off?”

“Yes.”

I muttered and struggled to my feet. I had been sitting in my portable chair in the middle of Hank Block with the rest of my Stair Boys, relaxing as the city imploded.

A dozen of my Kommilaire surrounded a party of three men who were wearing undergear, indicating they had just come from a space ship.

I noticed they also had chainsaws on their belts.

“I’m Hank, Supreme Kommilaire and Secretary of City of Belvaille and Chief Chair-Sitter of Hank Block. What do you want?”

The man in front had close-cropped, brown hair, and a nose that had been broken at least ten times. He was large of frame but not bulky. He had the complexion and wiry physique of someone who spent a lot of time in space.

“I am Systems Configurator We’daer of the Olmarr warship Second Awakening. I demand you turn over the murderer of Vice-Manager Peush,” he huffed.

The Olmarr had some boring titles. But I was surprised he was from a warship. Or at least he said he was. I kept forgetting there was a galaxy outside of Belvaille.

I shrugged at the man.

“I don’t have his killer.”

“Then I demand you tell me the assassin’s location.”

“If I knew where he was, I’d have him.”

He pointed at me, scowling.

“We hold this installation responsible for the Vice-Manager’s death. We are prepared to fire on the city.”

I wasn’t concerned.

“You’d hurt a lot of Olmarr Republicans.”

“We will evacuate them first,” he said.

“No, you won’t. I won’t let them leave. I’m now officially holding them hostage.”

“Then we will blockade the station and prevent supplies from reaching here,” he countered.

“Then you’re under arrest.”

I nodded at my Kommilaire and they drew their guns. The Olmarr had their hands on their chainsaws, but they weren’t so foolish to think they could out-buzz a hail of gunfire.

“Is this how you treat representatives from foreign powers?” he shouted.

“It is when they threaten my city,” I said. “Lock them up in the jail,” I told MTB.

“We’re running out of space in the jail, Boss.”

“Strip them down, handcuff them, and put them on the roof with the Royal Wing women.”

“Is that a good idea?” Valia asked. “Naked men with a bunch of women?”

“Did you come to Belvaille for sex?” I questioned the Olmarr.

“What?” he asked, incensed.

“I don’t think they’re here for sex. And I don’t think those women who were forced wives are looking for sex. But if it makes you feel better you can hose everyone down a few times a day with cold water.”

Valia made a face but didn’t answer.

“Right. I think this is solved. I’m going back to sitting down.”

CHAPTER 51

“So what can you do against a ship that wanted to attack Belvaille?” I asked Delovoa. He was fine, despite the riots raging.

“I don’t know. Rude hand gestures?” he answered.

The rioters had discreetly moved their rioting further away from Delovoa’s street once they saw the twisted buildings after the “attack” on his block.

“Don’t you have any big space guns?”

“No. Not even any small space guns. But really, unless they are in a battlecruiser or some such, they aren’t going to hurt this city. The shield can withstand the impact from a comet.”

“Really? A comet? Like a two mile wide chunk of ice flying through space?”

That was impressive.

“No,” he sniffed, sipping at his wine.

“Then why did you say it could?”

“Because this conversation is boring. And, you know, we’re a city. They can maybe wreck the port and some of the outside structure, but the city is already pretty trashed, so who cares?”

He seemed unconcerned.

“Could they destroy the Portals? The Olmarr Republic wants to get rid of them all.”

“That just proves my theory that the more people you gather together, the dumber everyone gets. That was what happened to the Colmarian Confederation. They had like ninety percent of the galaxy under one government and the intelligence of a mollusk.”

“Great speech, but back to my question. Could they destroy the Portals?”

“No, Portals are extremely hardy. They survive in deep space for thousands of years, subjected to micro-particles and meteors and extreme temperatures and radiation, not to mention giant ships occasionally bumping into them.”

“I seem to recall Naked Guy shutting down some of Ginland’s Portals,” I said.

“That was a billion year old guy who started a galactic civil war attacking the cheapest Portals in the most remote state in the empire. And he still only temporarily disabled them. Anyone else would have to go inside the superstructure to truly damage any of these Portals. And then my robots would kill them.”

“Your what?” I asked, shocked.

“Nothing.”

“You have robots? After all we went through fighting them. You created robots?”

I couldn’t believe Delovoa.

“How do you think I fix the Portals?”

I didn’t answer, knowing he would make me feel stupid.

“Come on, stupid, take a guess. Have you ever seen me put on a space helmet? Go out and physically fix one of the Portals?” He flapped his arms as if he were gliding through the cosmos. “My robots repair them. But they’ll also kill anyone who steps inside since no one is supposed to be there. I was worried about people stealing parts. You can’t exactly buy Portal equipment anymore.”

“So you built killer robots?”

“They’re only killer if you invade a Portal. And it sounds like it was a good thing I created them. Anyone going inside would run into my ZR4, ZR5, and ZR7 series models.”

“Are those related to ZR3, the robot that practically destroyed this station?”

“Of course not,” Delovoa said, his three eyes all looking in different directions.

I knew I shouldn’t ask but:

“What about ZR6?”

“You don’t want to know.”

I changed the subject, because he was probably right.

“Parts are falling off the latticework,” I said.

“Yeah,” he confirmed.

“And one of the trains exploded.”

He nodded, lips pursed.

“Well?” I asked.

“Well, what? Do you need me to give you an Obvious Award? Do you think I have a spare train sitting in my kitchen next to my anti-battlecruiser laser? Even if I did have a train somewhere, we’d never get it back on the tracks. None of those machines exist. Maybe one does somewhere in the galaxy, but you’ll never find it, and you’ll certainly never ship it here.”

“You’re just a bucket of positive energy. You should run for Governor.”

“No way, you’ll have me assassinated.”

“Ho ho ho. Did you make a new voting machine yet?”

“You’re worried about the election? How many people are going to vote during an insurrection?”

“So what have you been doing? Sitting in here eating and drinking as the city literally falls apart?” I asked, exasperated.

“I have a way to find 19-10,” he said casually.

“You already have one. That scanner thing. I gave it to MTB.”

“Yeah, but it doesn’t work. I was just tired of listening to you.”

I stood up, about to throttle this three-eyed goon.

“Calm down,” he said.

“So what is this device? A magic whistle?” I asked.

“No, it’s so simple I’m not sure why I didn’t think of it before. Except that it was too simple. We have the greatest detectors in the known galaxy: the telescopes.”

I wasn’t ready for that.

“Can they even be turned to face us?”

“Sure. They can scan and transmit in 360 degrees. They just weren’t designed to look at something this nearby. I want to make sure I don’t irradiate everyone.”

“Whoa. Whoa. Is this going to kill us all?”

“Oh, you’ll be fine. You got dragged from a train and didn’t even get a scratch.”

“Not just me. The city.”

“It would be one way to quell the rioting…”

“Don’t joke. You can’t mess this up. No Delovoa half-assed attempts.”

“No need to be rude,” he pouted.

“Hey,” I said, thinking. “Could the telescopes be used to shoot space ships?”

“No. If they were close enough and the ships had thin enough hulls, I could maybe make the people onboard sterile. But that’s not much use unless you’re worried about generations of attackers.”

Ah, well.

“So think about doing the telescope thing. But be sure you have it perfect. And don’t do it without my consent,” I said.

“Oh, I’m not leaving here to go to the telescopes without a thousand Kommilaire guarding me. Not with a riot going on.”

“Well, don’t hold your farts waiting on a thousand Stair Boys. The most we’ve ever recruited is about four hundred.”

“And you complain that I just sit around doing nothing?”

CHAPTER 52

I couldn’t stop the Totki from sticking spears in the Order or the Olmarr from chainsawing the Totki.

But I could talk to the gangs. I understood gangs. They were a rational bunch of people. Smelly, but rational.

“That’s the most ridiculous thing I ever heard,” I said.

“What’s wrong with it? You used to be just a hired thug in your day and you’ve become Supreme Kommilaire,” Lisedt said. “I’m now Queen Lisedt, Mistress of Belvaille.”

At least gangs came up with good titles. Lisedt was the woman I had saved from her two partners not long ago. The winds had shifted substantially and she found herself with a gang that was on the winning side. They were winning enough that she felt a coronation was appropriate.

“No one is going to accept that. No one has ever ‘ruled’ Belvaille.”

“What about Garm?” she challenged.

“Except her. Garm still rules Belvaille. But she’s not a gang. She owns the dump.”

“Says who? I don’t see her.” Lisedt crossed her arms.

We were in one of Lisedt’s clubs. She had about thirty guys with weapons protecting her. Some were bandaged and beaten from the ongoing fights.

“I can’t see… protons, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t there,” I said, frustrated.

“What’s a protons?”

“What would a queen even do?” I said, trying to tackle this from another angle.

“Rule Belvaille,” she said haughtily.

“What’s that mean, though? What do you do about crime and the feral kids and electricity and shipping and the telescopes and trials?”

“Fix them,” she said.

I asked the Kommilaire for an Inventory.

It’s when they go out and get the names and businesses of all the gangs operating and their relationships and locations. To the best of their abilities.

Long ago I knew all the gang bosses and most of the criminals in the entire city. But now there were far too many. There could be ten gangs operating in one block easily.

While it was a pretty chaotic time to get an Inventory, I wanted to see if I could get in front of some of the gangs and maybe slow things down or speed them up. At least make it less volatile.

I had to pay Rendrae a significant amount of money to fill in the details since he had so many contacts. He knew what was going on more than anyone. Everyone knew Rendrae and knew he was unbiased.

Maybe his image had been slightly tarnished with his news reports on Judge Naeb and such, but he was still the least stinky turd in the outhouse.

“Let me show you how I see things,” Dimi-Vim said.

He was the furry man who had been one of Lisedt’s partners. Now he was wearing fancy clothes and had trimmed all his hair and looked quite respectable.

Rendrae notified me that Dimi-Vim had something I might want to check out.

We were on the ground floor of one of his clubs. The club was still going on because he didn’t want to lose revenue, but it meant we had to shout. And my hearing wasn’t as good as it used to be.

“What?” I asked, for the tenth time.

“Look!”

Dimi-Vim unfurled a gigantic map on four tables that had been pushed together. It showed his section of the city, all color-coded with markers and pins and symbols.

“Wow,” I said. “That’s cool. Where did you get this?”

“I made it,” he said proudly.

This would be a great starting point for our Inventory. I don’t know why I never thought of using maps before. We just used paper and talked about it. Sometimes we had rough sketches, but Dimi-Vim had the whole topology of the city here.

“Hey, make me a copy of this.”

“No,” he said, trying to cover the enormous map with two hands. “This is my competitive advantage.”

“I’m not in business against you,” I said.

“You are, kind of. I mean you aren’t in business with us.”

“It’s not like you can only be one or the other. This will help out my team.”

“Why would I want to help you guys? You’re police.”

“Please, what?” I asked.

“Po-lice!” He yelled over the music.

“It’s not like I’m arresting you. I’m here to try and help you.”

“Then tell me what the other gangs are doing.”

I shrugged.

“Lisedt wants to be a queen,” I said.

“She’s crazy, no one cares about her.”

“I’m just trying to negotiate what you all want. Besides, I could just take that map.”

“Hank, you came here under a white banner,” one of his men said.

“What?” I didn’t hear him.

“White banner. Banner. White. You can’t take it,” all his men yelled.

“Right. I wouldn’t take it. But I’m saying I could.”

“Yeah, but we know you won’t. So it’s not a threat,” Dimi-Vim said.

“No, I’m not threatening you. I’m…” What was I saying? All this yelling was confusing me. I think I had a residual concussion from my train trip as well. “Let me just have a copy of the map. I won’t give it to anyone else.”

“A hundred thousand thumbs,” he said.

“Are you kidding? Is that like a thumb per proton?”

“What’s a proton?”

“It’s a… I don’t know. Something Delovoa told me once.”

“Delovoa?” he asked, looking around anxiously.

“You Kommilaire don’t have maps?” one of his men asked.

“We have maps, just not gang maps. Like maps of sewers and the latticework and trains and power grid. But I want to make a map of the whole city for gangs.”

“How about, I give you this, if you give me your whole map when you’re done?” Dimi-Vim said.

“How is that a fair trade? You only have maybe three percent of the map filled and it’s just you.”

“So?” he puffed.

I was about to explain the basics of comparable trading when I thought about it: maybe it was a good idea if all the gangs had the map. If they knew where the boundaries were. If those boundaries were formalized. I wouldn’t have to show them all the details, just territories. We had never had that on Belvaille. It had just been via understanding—that often became misunderstood.

They were blabbering at me some more, but I was suddenly thinking about this grand scheme. I could give gang licenses per block. I could sanction gang wars and buyouts. If I had a map I could do all this. It would be like the Boards, except bloodier.

“Hey, give me that,” I said.

“What? No. White banner. White banner,” he argued.

“I got an idea. It will help you out, I swear. I’ll give you the full copy when I’m done, like you said.”

“How do I know you’re telling the truth?”

“Why would I lie?” I asked.

“No one knows why you do anything, Hank,” he sulked.

It wasn’t as easy as I thought to make a consolidated map.

No one wanted to tell me what they were doing until I told them what I was doing. And even then they didn’t want to tell me.

Then there were people who simply didn’t fit into normal boundaries.

Such as the guys who had been bribing Judge Naeb: Wiessstauch and his compatriots. They didn’t have any territory per se. They sold political influence.

And there were all kinds of deals and half-deals and partnerships. Someone would own a dock operation but another guy would own half the dock workers and another guy would own the other half and another guy would own the equipment and some lady would own the shipping containers.

If I color-coded just one block it looked like someone knifed a rainbow in the stomach and its guts spilled out on the page. It was so complicated you couldn’t make sense of it.

And that was just one block!

I wasn’t sure if I was being naïve or idealistic. I mean, it was a strange concept to apply to a bunch of killers and crooks.

On one hand Belvaille was all chaos and freedom. But the most basic concept of all these criminals was a gang. That’s organization. If you went up the chain far enough things got organized. They had to, or nothing would get done.

But our station was fragile. One guy, Zadeck, had been stepped on by a Therezian and it turned into a station-wide gang war. If I had formal treaties and heirs to territories, that wouldn’t happen. But how was I going to bring it about?

It was time for some soup.

CHAPTER 53

There was a dusty, dirty, dilapidated soup restaurant far to the northeast. It was in a wealthy area of the city, but the little soup shop was far from attractive.

Whoever owned it apparently hated selling soup, because it was only open a few hours a day and those hours changed regularly. I couldn’t tell you how many times I had walked there, only to find it closed. Finally, I stopped going.

The soup wasn’t even that good. There was one cook, one waiter, and they seemed to dislike people almost as much as soup.

But the restaurant was owned by a man named Tamshius qua-Froyeled.

Tamshius had been the most powerful gang boss for perhaps a century. No other gang leader had held influence for as long as he did. He had been a lieutenant from the very founding of the city. He was established by the time I moved to the station and I was here shortly after Belvaille opened.

Now, Tamshius was long since retired and aged beyond reckoning.

He was about half the size he had been in his youth and hunched over as if his silk robe weighed a thousand pounds.

I had sent my Stair Boys to camp out here for a week to find a time when the restaurant was open. It was now three in the morning.

“We close soon,” the waiter said, as I entered.

I looked to the Kommilaire who was waiting for me.

“They just opened thirty minutes ago when I radioed you, Boss,” he said.

“Close soon,” the waiter repeated defiantly.

Tamshius was in the corner, sleeping. His robe matched the frayed wallpaper and he was so thin and insubstantial you had to know he was there to see him.

I approached the old man.

“Tamshius. Tamshius?” I said.

He blinked his large eyes, sleepily. His eyes were probably his largest organs at this point. Everything else had shriveled to near-nothingness.

Tamshius was one reason I was scared of retirement. He had been a significant player for so long. I always thought of him as a force to be reckoned with. Then he retired, half-heartedly served soup, and wasted away. I was probably the only person who knew Tamshius still existed.

“Hank,” he said, cracking a feeble smile.

“I need your advice,” I implored.

“Would you like some soup?”

“I—yeah, sure.”

I don’t know how, but the waiter suddenly appeared and literally threw a bowl of soup at me from maybe five feet away. It landed on the table beside me, half of its contents sloshing onto the tabletop. The waiter left, his customer service completed.

I took the bowl and it was barely enough to wet my tongue.

“Have a seat,” Tamshius said, but I knew his rickety booths couldn’t support me.

“I’m fine. Tamshius, I have a situation—” I started.

“Or a solution,” he said, holding up a bony finger.

“Right,” I began uneasily. “Or a solution.”

“What may I help you with, my friend?”

“The gangs,” I began. “There’s too many. I want to organize them on a map. To show who is doing what and where their territory is. Who has what deals. A line of succession. Make everything formal and keep people from fighting—so easily.”

“You’re talking about the Athletic Club,” he said. The Belvaille Athletic Club was one of the precursors of the Athletic Gentleman’s Club. It had been where all the gang bosses congregated.

“Well, I want something more official. Like you could look at a map and see. Kind of a chart.”

“That’s what the Athletic Club was. Do you know why everyone joined that club?”

“Because it was exclusive. And plush.”

“Because if we didn’t, we would have gone out of business. That’s where the deals were made. Alliances brokered. Buying and selling done.”

“Yeah, but all the bosses that exist now couldn’t fit in a hundred Athletic Clubs. There’s too many. And you can’t keep them all straight. Before, there were maybe five counterfeiters. Now there’s, I don’t know, seventy-five people who ship canned meat. I need to keep track of all of them.”

“I understand what you need. I’m saying make a giant Athletic Club. Organize it by block and by industry. Every crime. Every business. Every street. However many you need to encompass them all. Then all of those groups together will be your map.”

“But why would they join?” I asked.

“As owner of this restaurant I would join. Because I have to buy my ingredients, and pay my protection, and hire my cleaners and maintenance from the same groups as all my competitors. And if they are all in that club cutting deals and I’m not, I’m going to lose out.”

“But there’s still no way to collect them together physically. I might know on paper they are in a club, but there’s no building big enough to house them all. How will they communicate and make deals and even schedule gang wars?”

He pointed at me slowly. And missed. Was he blind too?

But I looked where he was pointing and saw my Stair Boy standing behind me.

“They are your representatives. They can send messages on behalf of club members. Set aside one day a month where each group meets in person, protected by your Kommilaire. Whether it be by block or by industry is your choice. And you can charge a fee for managing their affairs. This is good for their business. More importantly, it’s bad if they don’t participate.”

I wasn’t sure about making my Kommilaire glorified couriers. But I suppose I already shook down bosses and businesses as it was. Now it would simply be scheduled.

It was a pretty amazing idea, actually. Hundreds of gangs formed into coalitions formed into a super gang.

“What do you call something like this?” I asked Tamshius.

He didn’t even hesitate, as if he’d had this idea for years and years.

“The Belvaille Confederation.”

CHAPTER 54

My feet hurt.

I was standing waiting for the Boranjame Zeti to say something.

I had cleared my voice numerous times, said hello numerous times, and even waved. Zeti just floated there, shimmering and rotating.

His Po servants flipped and scuttled around like the building was on fire, but they always did that. In fact, I kept my eyes on the ceiling or floor because it was unsettling watching the Po and it was intimidating watching a Boranjame.

“I would like to buy a stock,” Zeti finally said, with aid of his electronic speakers.

“A what?”

“A share. From the Boards.”

Boranjame were weird. There was a city-wide panic and Zeti had demanded the presence of the chief law enforcer, master of elections, and tastemaker of fashion.

All because he wanted to purchase something? I swallowed about half a million sarcastic responses.

“Sure,” I said. “Seems appropriate. What do you want to buy?”

“A share of aluminum.”

“Alright. I’ll have one of my people do that, I guess. Will they know what it means?”

“You shall purchase it,” Zeti interrupted. “Here are the required funds.”

A Po dashed up and waved around some thumbs in my face so blindingly fast that I had to turn my head and close one eye.

“Stop,” I complained.

It slowed to merely a tornado and I took the clip of money. There appeared to be about 250 thumbs.

“You will purchase this. At the Boards,” Zeti stated.

“Yeah.” I looked at the money and I was thinking how I could tell a member of the most powerful race in the galaxy that I wasn’t an errand boy.

But I just smiled.

I had seen fights. I had seen riots. I had seen wars.

But the Boards were different.

There were thousands of people yelling and flailing at one another, but no one was dying. There was hardly any blood and it was rare for anyone to fall down.

10,000 shares of this. 50,000 shares of that. Contracts. Puts. Closes. Guarantees. They used hand gestures. They used jargon. They traded paper and made notes. Some used whistles and clapped hands.

It was as close as I’d ever seen to a lunatic asylum except there were no walls.

Yet untold fortunes were washing around this gaggle of screamers. They flowed east up the block, then gushed back, then north, then swirled. If there was a pattern, it was unknowable to my feeble intellect.

I stood there for two hours trying to understand what the hell was going on. I was perpetually ten minutes behind the action. Someone would say they were selling 100,000 aluminum and by the time I looked at him, he was selling something else. Or buying something else. How was I actually supposed to purchase an aluminum?

The Board prices continually fluctuated and every once in a while I could match what was being said with what was listed. But it was rare.

I was getting a headache and I was hungry and I couldn’t waste any more time here.

“I would like to buy an aluminum,” I said to no one.

It was like I wasn’t even there.

“I would like to buy an aluminum.”

I held up my 250 thumbs, hoping that might make me somehow legitimate. Might cut through all the arcane gestures and lingo so I could leave.

“Aluminum,” I repeated.

Several people around me seemed to have heard and they ceased their screaming and stared, their eyes wide.

“I would like to buy an aluminum,” I said again.

More and more people began to listen. As if I was giving a very profound speech. The pit of traders was still yelling and carrying on for the most part, but the tide of quiet was spreading. I was by far the biggest person there and I stood out easily.

“Aluminum. I would like one.”

Finally, the entire area around the Boards became almost still. There was murmuring and whispers and even the people changing the figures on the Boards stopped momentarily.

“What did you say?” a man next to me asked. He was dressed in a fancy suit that was disheveled and he had a bloody nose and bloody lip.

“I-I would like to buy an aluminum.”

“An aluminum what?” another man asked, confused.

“A… share? A share of aluminum?” Was I saying it wrong?

Pandemonium!

The traders exploded back into their original action except at three times the intensity. I heard copious calls for “aluminum” but it quickly returned to them trading everything. Now people were falling and were fighting. I saw a man getting kicked by another man until they swapped papers and then they attacked other people.

The employees writing the Board figures couldn’t keep up.

What had I done?

“I couldn’t buy it,” I told Zeti, holding out the 250 thumbs. “I’m not really sure what happened, actually.”

“You may keep it,” Zeti said.

“Right. Uh, thanks.”

I turned to go when:

“And thank you, Supreme Kommilaire, Hank of Belvaille, Secretary of City. May you finally assist those who are depending upon you. And may you suffer no further betrayals.”

“This is really starting to…” I began, angry.

But then I thought better of it and simply left.

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CHAPTER 55

Another red envelope arrived for me.

Refrain from directly buying and selling on the Boards. Your involvement makes traders believe there is a policy shift. You should move forward on your gang confederation.

I read it numerous times even though there wasn’t much to read.

So Garm was shadowing me perfectly. I had only tried to buy the aluminum yesterday. Literally hours ago. And I had proposed the Confederation to less than a dozen bosses so far.

I was straining to figure out how she knew everything I was doing from the top floor of City Hall. She must clearly have informants. But that also meant she was speaking to them. Regular people, interspersed through the city were updating Garm on my activities yet I hadn’t spoken with her in decades—other than through these damnable red envelopes.

Should I ignore her? Go to the Boards and buy an aluminum and sell one just to spite her? I had already seen what happened and it wasn’t pretty. Now I knew the reason why.

Had Zeti sent me to the Boards with the purpose of upsetting the market?

It seemed too much of a coincidence. He wanted me to go personally and didn’t care I hadn’t succeeded. And his fourth cousin probably owned a planet-sized world-ship, so I can’t imagine a single share of aluminum from our little space station was that important to him.

So what did Zeti get out of it?

He had told me that he hoped I wasn’t betrayed again. And previously he said he hoped we weren’t shackled in despair for ten thousand years.

I couldn’t do much with ten grand of shackles but betrayal was something I could comprehend. As far as I saw it, you couldn’t be betrayed by people you disliked. Betrayal meant they were people you trusted. Your friends.

I didn’t have a lot of friends, really. Not good friends. I had a lot of acquaintances and people I was friendly with, but if it came down to it, they’d sell me out if the price was right. Maybe they’d feel bad about it later—when the money ran out—but probably not.

MTB was a friend. Zadeck had been a friend. Rendrae, for all my making fun of him, was a friend. About a few dozen gang bosses and strong-arm thugs might be considered friends or close to friends. Garm had been a friend. Delovoa was probably my best friend, which was sad.

Of all those, only Garm really had the power to betray me. Zadeck was dead. Rendrae had already proven he wasn’t capable. MTB I don’t think could even spell “betrayal.” Delovoa could betray me a thousand million ways, but just about all of them would have left me dead decades ago. Everyone else simply didn’t know enough about my operations to have much influence.

But maybe I was putting too much emphasis on Zeti’s words. He was a big floating crystal. It was like trying to guess the motivation for a sentient sugar cube.

Still, I had to get more information and I decided to use alternate sources.

“Look who’s back,” aRj’in smiled. “I told you he’d come around. Didn’t I tell you?”

We were in aRj’in’s club and he was seated at a table. Four of his men were in discreet corners of the room.

His men stood there stony-faced, smart enough to not answer rhetorical questions from their boss. I was visiting alone, so none of my own Stair Boys would know about this operation.

“So. I want to hire some of your men—” I started.

“You do? Well, la-la-la. The Supreme Kommilaire and Big Secretary Guy wants to hire my men. From my gang. I should be flattered.”

If anyone was going to betray me, it wasn’t a boss I was barely on speaking terms with. At least it wouldn’t be called betrayal.

“You interested or not?”

“Why can’t you have your pretty boy Kommilaire do it?” he asked.

“I thought you said you don’t ask people what their reasons are when you lend them money.”

“Yeah, and you convinced me that that wasn’t, uh,” and he waved his hand in the air looking for the right word. He looked to his men, who didn’t help. Finally back at me. “Wise.”

“I need it because my men are busy.”

“Busy, he says. And my men aren’t? You all aren’t busy?” he asked his thugs. “Should I fire you guys?”

I wasn’t going to take a lot more of this. I think he got that vibe.

“Fine, Hank, what do you want?”

“Someone is hiring the feral kids. I want to know who and when,” I said.

“What, are we going to go ask feral kids their business? They don’t even speak Colmarian. They’re vermin.”

“No, just watch them. I was told they have some… handlers who go to the same spots and farm out jobs to them. Sometimes even knocking over gang businesses. Don’t try and attack or break it up, just tail them.”

“Tail the ferals?”

“No, I know where they are. Tail the buyers. The people hiring the feral kids.”

“And what do I get for this? That’s a lot of time in a dangerous area. Ferals will tear your liver out and roast it on a fire for supper.”

“It depends on what you can give me.”

“What is the best? Assuming we give you gold?” he pushed.

“Your brother. He’s on the Royal Wing. I can get him out,” I said.

aRj’in lost his smile and was stunned.

“Don’t never anyone leave Royal Wing,” he said slowly.

“There’s always a first time.”

He thought long about that.

“What if I don’t want him to come out? Guaranteed,” aRj’in said in a quiet voice.

Damn. I came here ready to offer this great boon. And he wants me to do the exact opposite. To be a crooked judge. I mean, no one had left the Royal Wing before, but I was now open to the idea.

His brother was a standard murderer who had been caught too many times. Probably just a dumber version of aRj’in himself. Maybe he expected a power struggle if his brother was let out.

Now that I made the leap to making Royal Wing sentences non-permanent, I wasn’t comfortable about negotiating away the life of someone based on the back dealing with a third party.

“No,” I said. “I don’t have any plans on letting him out, but I don’t want to touch that.”

“What’s the difference? You were going to let him out based on this job. I’m just saying don’t let him out based on this job.”

Yeah, what was the difference?

“I guess… leniency can be given. A second chance. But you can’t take it away just because we made an arrangement.”

“What the holy hell are you talking about? He’s been in Royal Wing for seven years. The guy’s a cutthroat—and I mean that literally. He cuts throats. He should be dead and you’re talking about leniency?”

“If he’s as bad as you say, he won’t be eligible for parole,” I said.

“What’s that? ‘Parole?’ Are you making this stuff up?”

“Yeah. Who else is there to make it up?” I said.

aRj’in was shaking his head.

“This city is a joke. Parole. Look, if you keep my brother in for another seven years, I’ll give you a dozen of my men. You can dress them up in frilly skirts and call them all Miss Chee-chee.”

It would be so easy. I had the power to do all this. But those speeches I gave my Kommilaire had to mean something.

“I can’t guarantee it. I can’t make those deals. Look, he might never get out. We haven’t made the criteria yet.”

aRj’in jumped up, slamming his fists on the table.

“So you come here asking my help and tell me you’re going to let out one of the craziest killers in Belvaille who has a personal vendetta against me? Is that how you do business?”

Yeah, this wasn’t going well.

“Isn’t there anything else you want? Besides thumbs. I’m poor,” I said. “Up until a few minutes ago, you wouldn’t have been negotiating about your brother.”

“Up until a few minutes ago I didn’t know he was about to get out of the Royal Wing!”

“He’s not! No one is. Put that out of your head.”

“Easy for you to say, you didn’t help get him shipped away.”

“Of course I did,” I said. “If he’s on the Royal Wing I had something to do with it.”

“Yeah, but your fat neck is too thick to cut. He won’t have a problem with mine.”

“What else do you want?”

“I want my casino on Oelisht to be able to have fully-nude dealers and servers,” aRj’in stated quickly.

A lot of establishments had nudes. Many more didn’t because it just became a hassle to deal with lechers and the Kommilaire were far too short-staffed to bother. I couldn’t remember offhand why his casino wasn’t allowed to have them. Presumably it had been restricted for some reason.

But since I couldn’t remember, it must not have been a huge reason.

“Fine,” I said. “But you’re going to have to provide all the extra security when the pervs try and grope your dealers.”

“I want it in writing,” aRj’in added.

“Sure. Standard gang protocol.”

CHAPTER 56

“Hey, there’s a ship out there?” the controller said.

“I just told you there was,” I answered, irritated.

“It’s there,” he confirmed happily.

“Is it military or not?”

“Hey, Xoxis,” he called over his shoulder. “Take a look at this.”

A fat man wearing a girdle walked over to the computer station. I was at the telescopes, tapping the resources of our questionable experts to find out if the Olmarr Republic really did have a warship sitting near Belvaille.

The ship had contacted the city to remind us they were still out there. They demanded the return of their crew we had taken captive. I was now checking on how serious the claim might be.

Xoxis leaned over the screens and looked at the data.

“Is that a warship?” the young controller asked.

“Hasn’t been a warship around here in thirty years at least,” he sniffed.

“Doesn’t mean it isn’t one,” I said.

“It’s… got a gun,” Xoxis said, squinting. “At least one. I’d guess it was a light destroyer.”

“Could it blow up the city?” I asked.

“Blow up the city?” they both asked, alarmed.

I didn’t want to cause any more panic so I backtracked.

“I’m just curious. How powerful are those guns? I mean, is it a cool ship?”

“Oh. It could damage a non-military vessel for sure. Most ships nowadays are kind of a hodgepodge. The guns might not even work. There isn’t a lot of use for them.”

“Right. I read about this,” the controller said. “In the past they could threaten smugglers, but there’s no such thing anymore. Since there’s no empire.”

“Could they pirate other ships?” I asked.

“Pirate? No, those never existed. They were just stories. That’s space out there. It takes weeks to load and unload cargo even in a dock. Imagine trying to do that in zero gravity in a spacesuit,” Xoxis said.

“Okay. I was just curious,” I said, my spirits improved. “Thanks for the help, guys.”

“Uh, Hank. What’s going on with the city? There’s a lot of… disturbances everywhere. My neighborhood doesn’t feel safe.”

“The Kommilaire are on it,” I lied. “Don’t you worry.”

I was being serenaded again by the Royal Wing women from their roof.

I had gotten Valia to retrieve the men from the Olmarr warship who we had stuck on top with the women. I had also given them back their clothes, but not their weapons of course.

“Tell them to shut up,” I said to Valia.

“They’re just singing. I think you should be honored. It’s their way of thanking you.”

“It’s horrible, off-key—whatever. We’daer, I hope you’ve been treated reasonably well so far,” I said to the Systems Configurator from the ship.

He looked rather bad since he couldn’t shave or get his hair or nails trimmed. If Valia had been hosing them down, she wasn’t doing it regularly.

Still, he didn’t have the arrogance of when we first met.

“You will forgive me, sir. I did not realize you were the Hank. You are listed in the Noconeir as one of the architects of the Second Olmarr Republic,” he dropped his head slightly.

Me, an architect. Man, if you live long enough I guess they start running out of ways to describe you.

Though it’s odd, Peush sang this same song for years. Then he got tired of it and tried to kill me with a train. So I wasn’t sure how much faith I put in the Noconeir and Olmarr Republic reverence.

“So, I’ve decided to let you go,” I said.

“What?” Valia exclaimed.

I gave her an icy look.

“Thank you, sir,” We’daer stated. “But we are here to assist our countrymen. We must locate and bring to justice the assassin who took the life of our Vice-Manager.”

“I kind of have a riot going on. I’m letting you go because I can’t really be spending time taking care of you and you’re bound to die sooner or later. I mean, I’ll be honest, you guys look like crap. But if you’re going to stay here, I’ll have to lock you up. That’s the deal.”

He dwelled on that.

“Our ship will take actions, I’m afraid. Our orders are quite clear,” he stated as if he regretted it.

“Yeah, I thought about that. We got this guy here. Really smart. His name is Delovoa—” I started.

“Oh, we know of Delovoa,” he replied instantly.

His men, who had been still and silent up to this point, muttered nervously.

“Really?” I think I was a little hurt that Delovoa’s name seemed to carry more importance than mine. Wasn’t I an architect of a whole empire just a few seconds ago? “Anyway, he controls all the Portals. Literally controls them. Can turn them off and on with a flick of a switch. So if you guys cause any problems, we won’t let your ship portal out. And we won’t let you dock with Belvaille. It will take you something like a hundred thousand years to fly to the next system. So, you know, you’ll die in space.”

I shrugged.

“I mean, how much is one guy’s killer worth? I’m trying to find him, myself. But I’m a little busy right now,” I said.

“We need to replace our Vice-Manager with a new one,” We’daer answered.

“Oh, I’m not negotiating with you,” I explained. “I’m just stating facts. Your choice is naked prison back up there with the Howling Females, starvation in space for you and your crew, or just leave and we all forget this.”

“We will leave,” he said, after a moment’s hesitation. “But I can’t say we won’t return.”

“Well, I hope Belvaille is still here,” I smiled.

I radioed for some of my Kommilaire to escort them to the port where they could take a shuttle back to their ship.

When they were gone, Valia asked me: “does Delovoa really have that much power over the Portals?”

“Oh, I don’t know.”

CHAPTER 57

I stood in the Ank Reserve in my cleanest uniform, hat and all. I even put on a few medals that I had bought as a joke some years ago.

Three Ank sat in front of me looking as expressionless as always. Though maybe my nerves were playing tricks on me because they seemed extra-expressionless.

MTB and Valia were here as well, and I put both of them in skimpy, revealing outfits. I didn’t know if the Ank found Colmarians attractive, but I figured it couldn’t hurt.

This was an important proposal and I needed all the help I could get.

“Greetings,” I said, reading from my cue cards. “I am Hank, as you may know, Supreme Kommilaire of Belvaille and Secretary of City. Um. I am here, on behalf of myself, and my city, and my…” Valia had told me to take out the word “galaxy” but it was still written on the card. It did sound overblown now that I was speaking it for real. “Um, us. To request a loan from the Ank Reserve.”

I motioned to Valia, who turned a display board toward the seated Ank.

“We live in precarious times. The businesses that make Belvaille home are often in open conflict with one another because there are no recognized boundaries or treaties between them. No methods of communication, no oversight, no anything.”

I motioned to MTB, who turned his display board. I had instructed him to smile and he was standing there flashing pretty much every one of his teeth like he was insane.

“The Belvaille Confederation will not only be a union that establishes formal rules and means for dispute resolution, but it will increase productivity substantially. Uh…”

I tried to flip my cards and my fat fingers dropped them all.

“Damn,” I said. I couldn’t bend over to pick them up and now they were spread all over the floor. I had to make this perfect if I wanted to impress the Ank and I was blowing it.

Valia scrambled to gather the cards, grinning at the Ank as she did so.

“As you can see,” I said, indicating MTB’s poster, we will have clearly delineated territories. There will not be a situation where—”

“Supreme Kommilaire,” one of the Ank answered in his tinkly, pleasant voice. “Our time is extremely precious. I am afraid we cannot listen to your full presentation at the moment.”

“Though we are sure it is quite lovely,” another said.

“But if you’ll just give me a minute,” I blurted, my overweight heart sinking. “Maybe I’m not explaining it clearly.”

The three Ank all stood simultaneously.

“We have made our decision.”

A man entered from a side room in an Ank Reserve uniform. He handed me a small, non-descript briefcase without any fanfare and walked away.

The Ank began to file out of the room.

“You have our support, Supreme Kommilaire. Contact us if you require assistance.”

And with that they were gone.

I looked at the briefcase. A million thumbs was what I was originally going to request to get the Belvaille Confederation off the ground. I thought it may be possible for as low as 250,000, though I’d have to cut a lot of corners and do a lot of begging.

This case was too small for a million at any denomination.

I was disappointed. So disappointed I didn’t want to open it. I knew inside it was going to be like ten grand or something, which would maybe buy a round of drinks for all the crime lords.

Valia stood up from recovering the cue cards.

“Well,” she said, “how much did they give?”

“You open it, MTB,” I said.

I handed him the case and he slowly flicked the lock and opened it.

There was a single old-style thumb, one of the tube varieties we had used before going to the flatter, plastic weave ones. There were some small symbols on it and circuitry and etchings, but it was just a thumb.

In the center, where it usually listed the numerical denomination detailing how much it was worth, it instead had a symbol:

Infinity.

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CHAPTER 58

I guarded it. Hid it in my house. Had Kommilaire lining the street. I panicked.

Then I realized it wasn’t an actual thing. Back in the day, I had a hard enough time understanding bank accounts. That I had currency out there somewhere even though it wasn’t in my hand or pocket.

This was just one thumb. I couldn’t cut it into pieces. I couldn’t even use it to buy something directly because no one could make change for an infinity. No one could steal it, because it was given to me and everyone knew that.

It was just a symbol. A message.

When I went out to pitch my Belvaille Confederation to gang bosses, I had a retinue of Kommilaire with me, all standing at attention in gold uniforms.

In the center, one held The Box. I swapped out the boring briefcase the Ank had given me, and used the fanciest thing I could find.

Before I started the sermon I flashed it to my audience.

This infinite thumb, for people whose lives and dreams were about making money, was like seeing the face of a god. Murderers with broken jaws and mangled knuckles asked if they could touch it. People asked if they could kiss it—strangely, a lot of people wanted to kiss it. Gang muscle, normally an impassive, unimpressed lot, crowded around when I took it out and gazed with religious awe.

Ironically, I didn’t spend anything. I didn’t have to. I was the Master of Money according to the Ank, who were the Creators of Money.

Supreme Kommilaire, Secretary of City, even Destroyer of the Colmarian Confederation. Those were nice and all, but Man With Infinite Cash!

That was something.

I never had as much influence with gang bosses as I had now. I wasn’t just someone they had to put up with, I was someone they wanted around. They invited me over for lunch like the rich snobs who thought I was a curiosity that boosted their social standing.

On the Royal Wing I had the ability to bring hope or despair to that desolate place. But now I had it on the space station proper. All these gang lords were tired of ripping each other to pieces over scraps. They were ready to believe in the Belvaille Confederation and who better than someone with infinite money to make it a reality?

I didn’t even have to negotiate—much.

I set the prices. I set the borders. I set the products. I established everything and if people didn’t like it, they might humbly raise their hands and beg permission to speak, but they didn’t throw around threats and stamp their feet like they used to.

Building the Confederation was just time. A lot of time.

If I lined up every boss outside my front door, the queue would probably snake out and circumnavigate the city a dozen times. This wasn’t going to get done overnight. Or even in a year.

Every judgment had to be committed to paper and electronic storage. This was official. Our master template. Our holy document.

But it wasn’t simple, either. One boss would come in and I would create all his parameters and then another boss would come in and I would have to go back to the first one and haggle over where they overlapped or conflicted.

The gang wars stopped instantly. Because I told them to. I said if you keep fighting, you won’t be in the Confederation and then everything you own will be available for auction. What gang could possibly resist the combined forces of all the other gangs on the station?

Tamshius was right. They had to join. They were begging to join.

It was all democratic. Well, I guess it was more like feudalism, with power based on your territory. But you were capped out by the other bosses, which promoted competition. There were no monopolies.

I told Lisedt she could call herself a queen or whatever she wanted, but it didn’t mean anything in the Confederation.

I hired clerks and typists and mapmakers to record everything, billing the Confederation for their services. My Kommilaire had already started running messages between the fledgling members.

Belvaille was still crappy, but I could see a real enthusiastic future. Everyone could see it. The loudspeakers were detailing all our activities instead of the latest bloodshed and mayhem.

The Boards absolutely surged, with confidence in the city at its highest levels in… maybe ever. As soon as a business or gang joined the Confederation, they had the option of listing themselves on the Boards. If they did, their shares shot up instantly and dramatically. The costs of goods also declined because there was a growing order among producers and consumers, though still healthy competition.

All these benefits and I figured not even five percent had been added to the Belvaille Confederation so far.

People didn’t dislike me anymore. The conspiracy theorists now were saying I had planned everything all along. Starting with the destruction of the Colmarian Confederation seventy-eight years ago. That’s how clever I was. Regular citizens didn’t like speaking to me directly. They would avert their gaze and fold their hands in front of them, as if they were worried I was going to smite them with piles of cash.

I was back to being a folk hero.

I had only stemmed the gangs, however. And while the gangs and businesses made up a lot of influence, the Order, the Totki, the Olmarr Republic, the ferals, and a whole lot of random people were still causing havoc over their personal grievances.

With my newfound confidence, I decided to meet them head on.

CHAPTER 59

“We would like to thank you for taking the time to speak with us today, Mr. Secretary,” Rendrae said to me deferentially. “We’re all very impressed with the reforms you’ve made lately. I personally am astonished by what has transpired so quickly.”

Rendrae loved me. I was walking, talking, belching news. The chief of law enforcement and the wealthiest man in the city. If I was better looking, I’d almost be too much news to broadcast, the loudspeakers couldn’t handle it.

Rendrae was practically dancing around, he was so excited. He was remarkably light on his feet for a portly fellow.

“I have just one thing to say,” I began, into the microphone. “Anyone caught out after curfew carrying weapons or in groups larger than five people, will be considered enemies of Belvaille and killed on sight. The civil war is over! It is time for this city to rebuild and move on. You can keep your grudges and keep your bigotry, but if you act on them, you’ll find yourself a corpse floating in space.”

Rendrae was momentarily at a loss for words.

“That’s… that’s… quite, uh, how do you intend to carry out this action? My understanding is there are only several hundred Kommilaire at your command. My sources have indicated there are many thousands of hooligans about the city.”

“I’ve made my statement. No one can declare ignorance,” I said.

“Of course. Again, we wish to thank you for stopping by, and if there is anything else you ever want to discuss, I’d be more than happy to assist you in relaying your message.”

The expectant, desperate eyes of the Royal Wing stared at me.

“Did you read our Constitution?” Uulath asked. “What did you think of it?”

“Nah, I didn’t read it. It was too long,” I said.

The crowd of about a hundred people sagged almost to oblivion. They knew it! I was just getting their hopes up only to dash them like the cruel bastard I was. They would die on the Royal Wing with no chance of ever leaving.

No one spoke, they were probably afraid I’d only use it as an excuse to make their lives even more terrible.

“I got another idea,” I said. “I’m going to give you all weapons and have you become my Belvaille Militia. I need to fight the various groups on the station and I expect a lot of killing.”

Uulath blinked at me, scratching his chin. It was almost like saying I was giving them leave to try and swim back to Belvaille.

“Uh, how does that work, exactly? Your Eminence,” Uulath quickly added.

“That’s it. We’ll give you guns and knives and clubs and whatever else we have lying around. I’ll lead you personally. We walk around, and if we see some Order hanging out causing trouble, we kill them.”

All the prisoners were looking at each other. Was this some trick?

“We’re going back to Belvaille?” one person asked.

“Yeah, but I had Delovoa design some security belts,” I said, holding up a synth belt for them to see. “If you try and take it off or go too far away from me, it explodes.”

Uulath was tapping his fingers trying to understand.

“Sir, not to be disrespectful, but we’ll get massacred. Those are trained fighters in many cases. We haven’t even had a proper meal in years—not that we’re complaining about the food!”

“Yeah. I suspect a number of you will die,” I nodded.

“Forgive me,” a prisoner began meekly, “but why would we want to do this? As difficult as the Royal Wing is, we aren’t getting torn apart by chainsaws.”

“Oh, I forgot to say. For those of you who survive and assist in putting down the dissidents, you will receive a full pardon. We’ll worry about that Constitution stuff some other time. I need an army. I’m not going to force anyone to participate. If you want to stay here, stay here. What better way to prove you’re ready to re-enter Belvaille society than by fighting for your city?”

“Can you do that?” Uulath asked.

“Do what?”

“Pardon all of us at once.”

“Sure, why not?” I said. “I’m rich.”

CHAPTER 60

I came to the entrance of the Belvaille Athletic Gentleman’s Club, saw the sign, and grumbled as usual.

Wait a minute.

“Dample,” I said to the coat check. He almost fainted because I was addressing him directly.

“Yes, sir. Uh, Mr. Secretary. Supreme Kommilaire,” he bumbled.

“I’m thinking, the sign outside. It’s kind of lame. I think this should just be the Gentleman’s Club,” I said. “Send me up some sandwiches.”

I was far down the hall when I heard his distant voice answer.

“Yes, sir!”

My booth in the club had been refurbished. It was still the same mass of metal, but it had been polished to a shine and there was a velvet rope around it.

I plopped down and the Dredel Led server came by immediately with a bucket of beer and two trays of sandwiches.

“On the house of course,” it buzzed, and then zipped away.

The club fairly stopped as I sat there eating. I could tell all the gang bosses wanted to come over and talk to me, but weren’t so bold as to do it. So they were trying to discreetly get in my field of view hoping I would invite them over.

After about fifteen minutes everyone was congregated on one side of the club, facing me. They talked in loud voices and gestured broadly. It was slightly ridiculous.

“Hank,” Jorn-dole said, sitting down with a pleasant smile.

I hadn’t seen the handsome blond in months. It was amusing that he was the bravest one out of all these thugs. He probably didn’t know he was supposed to be impressed with my new wealth.

“How are you?” I asked him, working on the second tray of food.

“I’m great. Great. The city seems quite different.”

“Does it?”

“Well, yeah,” he said. “I won’t say it’s a lot safer, but it is some. How do you feel?” he asked.

“Feel? What do you mean?”

“Are you well?” He seemed concerned.

“I got pulled by a train a while ago. I recommend not doing that.”

“Did you go to the hospital?”

“No, he came to me. But there’s not a lot they can do. I’m kind of on my last bullet at this point in my life. I mean, they can scrape off the rust and oil the gun, but I still only have one bullet left.”

“You spoke of retiring not long ago. Is that still in the works?”

“Did I?” I asked. “I was probably just complaining. I usually don’t mean half of what I say. I’m just exercising my tongue. No, I’m pretty sure I’ll die on the job. I like the idea of them trying to figure out what to do with my carcass.”

Busange, the man from The Murderers gang, sat uneasily at my booth.

I’d say he kept his eyes to himself, but he only had one eye.

“I don’t get what you’re asking,” he said.

“I want to hire you guys.”

“But you’re not paying anything? And you want us to fight everyone in the whole damn city?”

“Not exactly. I want you to train my new Militia from the Royal Wing—”

He snorted at that.

“Those guys will kill us for sure. Or run away at least.”

“No, I have security belts,” I said. “They’ll explode.”

“So they’re walking around strapped with explosives?”

“Delovoa invented them, they’re fine,” I said.

“Oh.” He seemed appeased. “But what do we get? How can I convince everyone to do this? The Murderers aren’t a normal gang with a boss who barks and we all jump. I do the talking because I don’t mind. But everyone is their own agent.”

“I’ll let you guys join the Confederation. You can list yourselves on the Boards. Raise a ton of money. And advertise and hire yourselves out to the Confederation members.”

“How’s that different from now?”

“Now you can’t do any of that stuff. Now you’re just nobodies.”

He was silent.

“You think this might work? We’re not bulletproof like you.”

“Hide behind the Royal Wing. They’re fighting for a pardon—and they’re probably lousy with guns anyway and you don’t want them accidentally shooting you in the back.”

“You’re a crummy salesman.”

“You know I got infinite money, right?”

“Yeah, but you’re not giving us any.”

“Tell you what, I’ll rush your application through so you can be members right away. Issue some bonds on the Boards.”

“I have no idea what that means.”

“Talk to some of the other gangs. You know Cole-Kainen and his gang? He’s got a bunch of stores.”

“Yeah, we did security for him once,” Busange said.

“He listed stock after he joined the Confederation, fifteen percent ownership in his company. He told me in four days he raised almost a half-million thumbs.”

That got his attention.

“Where did he get all that money?”

“The city!”

This was clearly a topic he didn’t understand. Which was fine, I didn’t really understand either.

“But where is it coming from? Is it you?”

“No. There’s billions of thumbs floating around. Think how many people are on this station. You want a piece of that or not?”

“Yeah, of course.”

“Well, the new requirement is you got to be in the Confederation to be on the Boards.”

“I just don’t know how easy it’s going to be to train your Royal Wing… Militia.”

“You’ll find a way.” I saw he was about to argue or add more, but I cut him off.

“I think we’re done here.”

aRj’in wore a pleasant smile and smoothed his hair as he sat at my table.

He looked back at all the people waiting and hoping to see me, as if to let them know he got in on his own merits.

“Do you have any word on who has been hiring the feral kids?” I asked him.

“I do. I do,” he said, keeping his voice low. “It’s a pretty dangerous area as you know, so we had a tough time. What we finally did was get people in the buildings nearby watching, and when we saw someone go in, we had another team on the ground follow them once they left.”

“Well?”

“We lost them twice. Didn’t get a good look and… I’m not confident on the descriptions my men gave. But we managed to track two this week. Two men. Colmarians.”

“At the same time?”

“No. They each went in alone on different days.”

“Did your men see a kind of robot with four arms?” I asked.

“That’s the thing that offed Peush, right?” aRj’in asked.

“Yeah.”

“We’d notice him for sure. No, didn’t see him.”

“Did you see the Colmarians hiring the ferals?”

“No. No one can see that unless you’re standing right next to them. And no pack of ferals is going to let you stand right next to them. These two people walked in, plain as day, and walked out thirty or forty-five minutes later. Unharmed.”

“So either they got really lucky or they were hiring them,” I said.

“That’s what I think. Anyway, my men followed them. And, well, they lost them. But I can tell you where we last spotted them.”

“Go on.”

“Hank Block.”

CHAPTER 61

aRj’in described the men who had hired the ferals, but they didn’t immediately match anyone I knew. I didn’t pretend to know all my Kommilaire’s faces perfectly, however.

It was disturbing info.

Perhaps this was what Zeti had meant by being betrayed. Were my own Kommilaire working against me? What could they gain by giving jobs to feral kids? I could see gangs using them against other gangs, but not Kommilaire.

The next day it looked like we had scooped up all the worst vagrants and junkies from Deadsouth, soiled their clothes to oblivion, multiplied them by fifty, and then dumped the stinking mass on Hank Block.

My glorious Militia was here.

The Murderers were helping corral them and equip everyone with one of Delovoa’s security belts.

People were petrified of the devices and wanted to know exactly what conditions would cause them to detonate. I told them that it wasn’t their concern and if they did their jobs correctly, they had nothing to fear.

They especially had nothing to fear because Delovoa hadn’t made the belts. They were basic synth bindings with no special properties at all other than being cheap. That was the power of Delovoa’s name that it could turn a thin strap of synth into a virtual mind control device.

The women from the Royal Wing weren’t singing any longer, they were screaming obscenities at their former husbands and captors. It made an appropriate background noise for our first training session.

I decided against guns fairly early. These were the absolute dregs of society who had been incarcerated with other dregs of society on a prison colony for years. Many of them were mentally unbalanced, to use a kind description.

Not only were they no good with firearms, and not only did I not have enough to give them, but they would likely start shooting one another or me or the buildings or the imaginary voices they spoke to.

“I thought we would be better armed,” Uulath said, concerned.

“Let’s start off with these… staves,” I said, embellishing their weaponry.

It was hard to arm them. There were so many. There weren’t enough knives or axes or swords on the station. So we got tubing that carried electrical wires. We had lots of that. It was a very hard, durable plastic about an inch in diameter. We cut them into sections four feet long and handed them out as makeshift clubs.

This was going to be a tidal wave of insane people carrying sticks who had been promised freedom if they killed enough bad guys. If I was a bad guy and I saw this body coming at me, I would have a strong desire to not be so bad, and in the opposite direction.

I got on my heavy lifter and we took off. The Murderers marched at the rear of the column and were to let me know if anyone broke off or misbehaved.

I estimated there were a little over four thousand in the Belvaille Militia. Only about a hundred people didn’t join from the Royal Wing and it was because they were too old or sick to safely travel.

Looking back at them didn’t give me a lot of confidence in their abilities. But the cynic in me realized this was at least one way to deal with the Royal Wing population.

Of course, if they figured out those belts didn’t do anything they’d just run off into the west and meld with the feral kids.

I had word that the Sublime Order of Transcendence was fighting with the Olmarr Republic about forty minutes away.

Both factions had essentially gone berserk. When Peush was murdered by 19-10, the Republic started beating on anyone that was in their way and organized. I guess their goal was capturing the election if and when it came about—or they were just angry.

The Order dropped the cutesy act and mobilized their army, which was the most well-equipped force on the station. I couldn’t dream of giving my Kommilaire the weapons the Order possessed.

The Republic was far more organized and far more numerous, but the Order had more money and more support.

But neither of them had the Belvaille Militia, which emerged several blocks from the skirmish.

There must have been a thousand or so people clashing. This certainly fit my requirements of being out after curfew and armed. There was gunfire and chainsaws and lots and lots of blood.

“Stop fighting and return to your homes!” I bellowed through a bullhorn.

It’s pretty tough to stop a war by talking at it so I didn’t really expect much.

I turned back to my Militia, which stretched as far as I could see.

“Okay,” I said, “go kill them all.”

I wasn’t sure how much prodding or instructions I would have to give. The answer was none.

They surged past my heavy lifter, some even climbing up and over, all screaming and waving their sticks. I had seemingly forgotten that a lot of the Royal Wing inmates were violent criminals. The most violent of violent criminals—who were dumb enough to get caught and disliked enough to not have any friends or powerful gang affiliations.

They might not have been born for this, but they were subsequently molded for it.

When they had gone past, I noticed about a dozen of my Militia had been trampled. You knew you had enthusiastic soldiers when not even running over their own men could slow them down from engaging enemies that had vastly more killing power.

The Order and Republic had not listened to me and my silly bullhorn.

But they noticed the rapidly approaching Militia. Fighting halted completely for about six seconds. I think I could have gotten the Order and Republic to sign an everlasting, ironclad peace agreement in those six seconds.

If I could have magically stopped my Militia in its tracks.

But I could not, and the Militia barreled into the well-fed, well-armored, well-equipped, elite forces of Belvaille and began beating them mercilessly with plastic rods.

They traded in their sticks for chainsaws and guns when opportunities presented themselves. It was carnage.

“You…” Busange started, standing next to my heavy lifter, “should stop them.”

This was a guy with no ears and one eye, a spokesman for a gang called “The Murderers,” and he was witnessing something that made him squeamish.

It was a full-on massacre. There was no way to stop it. I said kill them all and they were going to kill them all.

I learned my greatest lesson in politics right there. Religion and ethnicity and history and territory were all fine things to fight about. But the Militia was fighting for their very lives. They had nothing to lose and absolutely everything to gain.

It wasn’t even a close fight.

“Well, find out who’s alive and dead,” I told Busange, when the killing had died down to a mild hum.

“I’m not going over there!” He said. “You saw what they did with just your stupid sticks. Now they got guns!”

CHAPTER 62

I wasn’t entirely sure how many people we lost because I wasn’t entirely sure how many we started with.

We guessed around 300 had fallen on our side. That’s 300 prisoners to their 1000 Order and Republic soldiers.

The good news was I suspected the most insane, bloodthirsty ones were the majority of our dead. Because they were the first ones in, the ones not protecting themselves, the ones the enemy realized they had to put down immediately.

The sneaky ones who sat at the back and let their comrades take the brunt of the blows were survivors. A few more conflicts like this and I’d be left with nothing but the perfect citizens for Belvaille.

I couldn’t deny I was being rather heartless about it all.

But I had talked myself stupid and gotten nowhere with these factions. I had a chance to effect some real change with the Confederation but it wouldn’t work if we still had the Totki and other groups having the power to do what they wanted without consequence. There weren’t enough Kommilaire to arrest them all or even threaten them now that they were out in force.

They had to be destroyed, or at the very least, broken.

I locked down the telescopes and stopped the factions from broadcasting. I didn’t want them rallying outside support and spewing more hate as we made this final push.

We rode out against several more assemblies of Order and Republic, smashing them to pieces each time and suffering a small amount of casualties.

The street riots, the ones composed of just regular people who had seized the opportunity to cause problems, went away instantly. Once they got word that I was driving around with thousands of Royal Wing Militia, armed with beat sticks, and smacking people to death… well, it wasn’t so exciting to be out after curfew anymore.

Besides, the economy had turned around dramatically because of the overall rise in the markets. Companies were hiring and there was money to be made—without the risk of getting mutilated in the process.

I hoped to encounter the Totki, because out of the three big groups, their leader was still alive and ranting. But Hong was craftier than I had thought. The Totki almost completely disappeared once the Militia began its activities. Now that I finally wanted them out in the streets, they weren’t obliging.

The Republic members were harder to find since they were spread throughout the city, but the Order had numerous blocks that were strictly their own.

Two weeks after I started my crusade, we pushed into the Sublime Order of Transcendence’s part of the city.

My Militia had a number of former Order members and they translated the messages of their robe-wearing, chanting brethren for me.

It seemed Hobardi had placed great significance, religious significance, on his death and now all the remaining Order followers were standing around waiting for the Amazing Thing.

That was literally the term they used, which was a pretty stupid name, if you asked me. Presumably this was a section of the religion that Hobardi hadn’t put much thought into as he hadn’t been planning on dying so soon.

Everyone knew Hobardi was dead, killed by me and Valia at the Temple, though they didn’t know it was only a clone. The real Hobardi’s location was unclear to me. He could be in my Belvaille Militia, standing not thirty feet back, unwashed and unshaved. But all indications were he was dead.

The Order members lit candles and struck gongs and danced and meditated and drew symbols on themselves.

Fine.

But they still had their special forces teams. I talked to some who talked to some and passed me to others until I was in a room with about five well-armed Order men. They looked like a combination of Colmarian Navy soldiers and priests.

“Hobardi is dead,” I told them. “What are you still fighting for? The religion was crap anyway.”

“How dare you!” Their Captain screamed. He was the leader of the military wing of the Order and he took it all seriously. He was so serious he made MTB look like a singing juggler by comparison. The red veins in his eyes almost pulsed.

“We still have instructions from the Grandmaster and we shall see them carried out!”

I looked at his men. They clearly didn’t share his zeal, but weren’t overtly tipping their hands. I couldn’t negotiate with a loon. Hobardi was easier than this guy. At least Hobardi knew he was a joke.

This soldier was wearing a significant suit of body armor. Not even sure how he moved around, but it was going to be impervious to nearly any of my guns unless I shot him in the face.

“Excuse me,” I said, walking past one of the soldiers.

The man moved back as I approached the Captain.

I put my fingers down the front of his armor by the neck, wiggling them to get purchase.

“Stop it! What are you doing?” the Captain exclaimed.

I put the fingers of my other hand down the back of his armor.

I then pulled my arms apart and ripped his body armor off like the shell of a nut. I did that to let the others know that their cool armor wasn’t significant to me. I held the rather startled Captain with my left hand and put a pistol to his chest.

“You all need to disarm or we’ll disarm you. And by ‘disarm’ I mean we tear off your arms,” I said.

“Hank,” one of the soldiers said. “White banner.”

Hobardi had raided the gangs when recruiting his troops, so they knew the terminology and rules. Hobardi had needed real soldiers who knew how to use guns and beat up people. Not train spiritual people how to be killers—the Captain appeared to be the exception to this.

“Gang protocol applies to gangs,” I told the soldier. “You’re some weird religion thing. You have no rights. What I can do, though, is get you employment in the gangs of this station. Maybe even get some of you jobs in my Kommilaire, if you’re good enough. That is, if you don’t want to hang around chanting and dancing and singing with everyone else out there.”

A silent moment.

“Which gangs can you get us work with?” one soldier asked.

They probably didn’t like working for Hobardi, but he paid extremely well and he hadn’t made them do anything. But now that he was gone, they were just travelling on momentum.

“Shoot this man!” The Captain yelled. “Your weapons will find purchase and your foes shall know ruin,” he said, obviously quoting some sacred text that didn’t know I was a level-four mutant.

The Captain kept raging and I realized I couldn’t get anywhere while he had hold over his men. There were still hundreds of well-armed soldiers in the Order. I was either going to have to fight and kill them all, or remove the leaders.

I fired, killing the Captain.

“Give him to your pals to prepare. I’m sure you have some special burial. Too bad. I can’t imagine this was his Amazing Thing,” I said.

“Oh, but it is, Hank,” one of the soldiers said. “The Amazing Thing is when we all die by fire.”

CHAPTER 63

“This is boring,” I nagged Delovoa.

“Your face is boring,” he answered, as he twirled and fiddled with controls.

We were at the telescopes and Delovoa was working at one of the stations.

“How long is this going to take, my feet hurt.”

“Well my ears hurt listening to you.”

“You’re not even trying to be funny,” I said.

“I don’t have to try. Watch.”

The regular operators were standing a safe distance away, overwhelmed at seeing the richest and smartest men in the known universe sharing the same room with them.

“Boo!” Delovoa shouted at the spectators, who then scurried away like frightened insects.

“That was dumb,” I said, unimpressed.

“You’re dumb.”

“Look, I got thousands of psycho Militia sleeping in the streets. Is this going to work?”

“Probably,” Delovoa said with confidence.

“Is it going to kill everyone? I’m breaking my back to save this city and it would be just like you to fry everyone’s skin off.”

“Their skin will be fine,” he said, unnecessarily specific.

“Can’t these things scan the whole galaxy? How big is one city? It should be done by now.”

Delovoa stepped away from the controls.

“Do you want to do this? I’ll take over the Militia and you fix the city’s infrastructure.”

“Fix it? Another part fell off the latticework yesterday.”

“Yeah, but it was in Deadsouth,” Delovoa shrugged.

We were trying to track 19-10. And for the last five hours we were failing. Delovoa said he had been working for six hours before that, but I wasn’t entirely sure I believed him. There were an awful lot of empty wine containers lying about.

“There!” Delovoa pointed.

I looked at the screens. Even if my vision wasn’t so poor, it would have been nonsense to me.

“What?” I asked.

“That signature can only be from the decay of chrodite-399. 19-10 must have portaled.”

“Where?”

“There,” Delovoa said, pointing at the screen again.

“Yeah, fine. But where is that?”

Delovoa sat down and began making calculations. It took him ages.

“Huh,” he said. “That’s City Hall.”

CHAPTER 64

Now that I didn’t need money, everyone was trying to give me some. Where were these people twenty years ago?

I was at a block party for Belvaille’s wealthy elite. Not the gang wealthy, but the rich and snobby.

Getting money from the gangs was easy: I simply asked them. I set up a fee structure for the Belvaille Confederation to pay for the Kommilaire. To show you how bad at finances I was, I got more money in a week than I did in six months last year. I was either going to have to give some of it back or start outfitting my Kommilaire in diamond body armor.

But I needed to involve the wealthy citizens of the city. These wealthy citizens.

I wanted them engaged in the ongoing welfare of the city beyond who had the most extravagant parties.

I needed to tax them.

If their money was directly being funneled into the city, they would have to become interested. But Belvaille never had a tax before and no one wanted to give money to a government of dubious value that didn’t exist yet. The City Council? Governor? No one knew who they might be. I was asking these discerning citizens to give a lot of money to potential bums and idiots.

It was a hard sell.

The Confederation was well and good, but the city needed ongoing repairs and upgrades. Delovoa couldn’t handle it all and at some point enough equipment was going to fall off the latticework that we were all going to die from cosmic radiation or something.

I needed a lot of money and I couldn’t wait for a fundraiser every time there was an emergency.

The block party had servants. Lots of servants. People whose job it was to open doors and look severe. Well, that and show off how much money their employer had. If you could afford to pay someone to literally stand around, you had some serious cash.

The wealthy were not as ingratiating to me as the gang bosses were. These people were not bred to be afraid of their superiors—I think because they didn’t recognize the concept.

Whole gaggles of them would walk up and touch me lightly on the arm or the shoulder or the side. They were touchers. After a while I wondered if they were trying to leave their scent marks on me.

The turn-out had been quite a lot more than I expected and I found myself a bit flustered at how to proceed. These weren’t gang folks.

There were a few former thugs here and there that they had captured and tamed into being house servants. They stood like statues, not a trace of their former selves left. It was almost eerie. But I’m sure they were paid well.

I had said I was going to give a speech, but what was I going to say?

How come I had no problem talking to a Confederation of criminals but I was tongue-tied around these posh pants?

They hadn’t even brought out any food, or at least not in Hank-portions. I was handed a few dainty crumbs that were about the size of my thumbnail.

“Hank, splendid, splendid work,” a man said to me. His mustache curled and joined his eyebrows.

“Supreme Kommilaire,” his wife corrected. Her skin was extraordinarily wrinkled. It was a chemical process I had heard about. Instead of fighting the ravages of time they embraced and even accelerated them. “Do you know when the election will be reinstated? We’ve so looked forward to it.”

“Quite,” her husband added.

“Did you know who you were going to vote for?” I asked.

“Garm’s ticket seemed excellent,” the wife said without mockery.

“The dead people?” I tried to confirm.

“Garm’s ticket,” the husband stated.

“But it was dead people, right?”

“It was the ticket that the owner of Belvaille had constituted,” the wife said slowly, as if she were speaking to a child.

“I know that. But you understand they were all dead?”

Did they not want to admit it? They shifted uncomfortably, as if I had said something distasteful. What, did rich people not die?

“Is there any time frame you’re looking at, Mr. Secretary?” the wife smiled.

I threw up my hands—not my arms—which was as much effort as they were going to get from me.

“I’m working on it. I need to put down a few revolutions.”

“Of course you do,” the husband grinned, like I was the most precious thing.

Ah! These people were such asses.

I gladhanded another fifty people. They alternately felt me up and acted patronizing.

“Supreme Kommilaire, I wonder if you might tell me some of the companies or gangs that are going to be entering the Belvaille Confederation soon.”

It was spoken simply, with the man’s last words nearly drowned as he took a sip from his glass.

But the entire block at once grew silent.

It was such a noticeable change that I looked around and expected to see we were under attack from some Servants Liberation terrorist wing or something.

Instead, everyone was just standing there frozen. Pretending not to be listening to me but practically taking their ears off and putting them by my lips.

Oh.

If they knew which companies were going to join the Confederation, they would be able to invest in them early and make a killing. I hadn’t thought of that. I needed to monitor what I said from now on.

“I’m afraid I’m not at liberty to divulge that information at this point,” I stated woodenly. “However, efforts are well underway to make as smooth a transition to a city that is—”

And I ran out of bubbly stuff to say. Everyone was standing there listening, their wallets burning in their pockets as I spewed gibberish.

“Independent and… vital… and stable…”

I was waving my hands now, hoping I might be able to fly away or at least cause some distraction.

“To gather the full… strength of the city… into one undivided… union.”

Pause.

And then everyone applauded!

They practically got in fistfights over who could shake my hand first and touch my shoulders.

Did these people simply not listen to anything? They were all tickled about electing a bunch of dead candidates to office, so maybe my fumbling speech was spectacular by comparison.

Bolstered by my success saying absolutely nothing, I seized the moment and took my place at the front of the block.

I would have liked to be on a raised platform so I could be seen easier but I would have also liked to not weigh nine tons.

Everyone stood at attention and seemed quite interested.

“Right,” I began. “As some of you may know, we have created a Belvaille Confederation—”

Applause.

“I’d just… I’ll just ask you to hold your applause until the end. I still need to go do Kommilaire stuff after this.”

Some small applause and shushes.

“So the city, Belvaille is your city. You are its key citizens. Its parents, if you will. Your good judgment, wisdom, and generosity are paramount to keeping the city operational for generations to come.”

Applause. And shushes. And angry back-talking to the shushers.

“Because you have the means to support yourselves that is in far excess of the normal, lowly citizens of Belvaille, your broad shoulders are capable of bearing a larger burden.”

I was hoping for some applause but it was silent.

“Um. So I’m proposing a…” I stared out at them and knew I couldn’t use the word tax. “A contribution,” I said. “To the City Fund. It shall be used to repair, replace, and renovate the city. Such as the docks, port, the telescopes, and the latticework. We need to build schools and hospitals and shelters in the west if we ever want to permanently remove the feral blight. In short, we need capital to not only live, but to live well.”

It was very quiet for a long while.

“Look, we’re on a space station. A pile of money won’t do you any good if we’re all floating dead in the void.”

The silence was replaced with murmuring. My years of experience with court trials would say it was generally negative, but not outright hostile.

Fine, let them bellyache for a while. It still had to be done.

“An interesting speech, Supreme Kommilaire,” a gorgeous older woman said.

She had several male servants behind her and it looked like she shopped at the same twink emporium that Delovoa used.

“Thanks,” I said, hoping to stay for as little time as possible.

“It’s no wonder Garm places such confidence in you,” she said offhandedly.

“What?”

“I’m rather surprised you aren’t part of her ticket, but maybe you have something already arranged?” she hinted. “Though she didn’t mention anything.”

“When did you speak with Garm?” I asked, trying to remain calm.

“I suppose… Clorish, when did I last visit City Hall?” she said, addressing one of her servants.

The handsome man bowed.

“I would have to check, M’lady, but I believe it was three weeks ago,” he answered stiffly.

“And how often do you visit her?” I asked.

“I wouldn’t say more than once every three months. She’s very busy. But of course you know that. She entertains only the most important families. The most parental, to use your own wording.”

“Of course,” I said. “And what did you all talk about? I just want to make sure she’s not giving away any of my secrets.”

“Oh,” the woman said, alarmed. “She did mention you were working on solving the feral child, feral people issue.”

“That I was?” I asked.

“She didn’t say you, personally. She said your Kommilaire were.”

CHAPTER 65

After a month of trying to pin down the Totki I finally got a tipoff where they would be: from the Totki who came to my front door.

“We fight you!” The rat-faced little twerp said. Actually, that was racist. But he was very small and his face shared the characteristics of a rodent.

He was flanked by MTB and Valia and a dozen other Kommilaire to ensure he wasn’t up to any trouble. Or, any more trouble than threatening my life.

“Where and when?” I asked.

“Three day. Avenue With No Name. We give it name: ‘Hank Dead and Su Dival Avenge name’!” He said.

“Well, that will be a cumbersome street name. But fine,” I said.

There was a long road in the west that had once been Lin-Ling Avenue named for a powerful gang boss. But he had gotten into a war with another boss, whose name I forget, and he lost. The winner, in retribution, cut the first part off all the street names, with the goal of renaming them after himself. But he was killed shortly after and the avenue remained with half a sign ever since.

When the Totki left, MTB and Valia shared their concerns.

“You know they’re going to be prepared, Boss,” MTB said.

“Yeah, you shouldn’t go,” Valia added.

“Or at least let the Kommilaire join you. You can’t trust your Militia,” MTB said. He had not approved of me releasing everyone we worked so hard to capture.

“The Militia will never work with the Kommilaire, you know that. And this is my chance to get the Totki. I’m sure they have something planned, but I’ll just have to be careful. I’ll tell you what, get some Kommilaire and put them in plainclothes and do reconnaissance of the Avenue. Look for anything out of the ordinary, like a giant ladle suspended above the street that pours molten steel.”

“I’ll handle it, Boss,” Valia said, departing.

I was still concerned that I had some snitches in my Kommilaire. I didn’t want to put too much reliance on their work. It was a crappy thing to admit, but I was about to go to war and I had more faith in my Belvaille Militia than I did in my Kommilaire.

The rich lady had basically confirmed Garm was hiring my Kommilaire to work with the ferals. She may have even hired 19-10 if Delovoa’s trace was accurate and Judge Naeb’s dying taunts could be believed.

I was going to have to deal with her sooner or later, but I had the opportunity to strike a blow against the Totki and my time was running out. The Militia had performed amazingly well for an entire month, but I didn’t have any delusions on how long I could hold them together. I was all too happy to grant a pardon if we could just remove this last major threat to the station.

I actually practiced with my guns for two days.

I never practiced.

Consequently I learned that I have really terrible aim. I mean, just bad. There wasn’t much I could do. Two days wasn’t long enough to become a marksman.

I couldn’t wield any hand weapons because I was too slow to use them. I was basically going to go out there and be a target when the enemy had specifically asked to fight me.

I decided to make a will.

I invited over the head judge who replaced Judge Naeb. I think he was quite relieved when he saw he wasn’t about to mysteriously commit suicide.

Normally I would have done this using gang rites and protocol. But I felt this was the next evolution in our society. Belvaille had to move forward, and that meant real laws and rules.

“Well, let’s start with the assets you have,” the judge offered, after we had been sitting for some time.

“I don’t have a lot, actually. I have this building. But that was never made official. It was just kind of known that wherever I live is mine.”

“How about Hank Block? What do you own here?”

“Just this building. I had the signs leftover from before.”

“How many securities and cash do you have?”

“I tried to buy an aluminum, but that didn’t work. I think I have about one hundred eighty-five thousand thumbs. And of course The Thumb.”

“The infinite one?”

“Yeah. But I don’t know if I can give that away.”

“I don’t think you can. It is a loan guarantee in a sense.”

“The box it comes in is nice,” I said. “I have clothes and some guns. These sculptures.”

“Who do you think would want them?” the judge asked, his pen poised to write.

“Probably no one. The clothes won’t fit anyone. The guns are cut up so I can use them and these sculptures…”

We looked at them.

“They could be sold for scrap metal maybe,” the judge offered.

“Wow. This is depressing,” I said.

“It sounds like this building is your main asset. You can parcel out the items inside, but it might be best to treat it as one unit. So who do you want it to go to?”

I thought for a while.

“Can I donate it to the city?”

“Sure. They would realistically take it if you didn’t have a will, anyway.”

“So basically I’m making a will to do what they would have done without a will?”

“Yes. But you can make suggestions for its use. Though the city could ignore them.”

“I don’t know. Whatever they need. More prisons. Kommilaire quarters. Tax, er, contribution office.”

“That’s fine,” the judge said, writing. “Here, sign at the bottom.”

He handed me the paper. The text saying it was a will was about three times longer than the actual body. I shakily drew my name at the bottom. My signature looked like that of a five year old trying to write while sneezing.

“You can be proud of that, Supreme Kommilaire.”

“Can I? A city full of murderers, drug dealers, ferals, scam artists, prostitutes, and gangs is my best friend.”

CHAPTER 66

I had teams of Kommilaire search the Avenue With No Name but there was nothing out of the ordinary they could find. I even sent multiple groups just in case some were being bribed by Garm. Then again, she probably had enough money to bribe them all.

I looked at the maps and wracked my brain on the best way to attack. Which way would Hong be expecting? Which way would he think I was expecting he was expecting?

In the end I just chose randomly.

I couldn’t have the Militia come from multiple blocks because they were too undisciplined and I had no way to coordinate. I feared as soon as they were out of my sight everything would fall apart.

The appointed time came and I switched up my plans at the last minute just to be sure.

I marched my Militia to the south side of the Avenue and up. Since even I hadn’t known I was going to do that, I was hopeful this might be of strategic value.

It didn’t matter. The Totki were there and waiting.

And holy crap there were a lot of them.

Some of the racial stereotypes of the Totki were that they were all short, they talked funny, they smelled bad, and they all looked the same. I told my Kommilaire not to engage in those slurs.

But it wasn’t a stereotype. They all did look the same.

I never dreamed there were this many Totki on Belvaille. I must have thought I was seeing the same ones over and over when in fact they were from whole different families and clans.

Hong managed to con me into facing his entire army, which outnumbered mine threefold. Not only that, but I could see they were not only armed with their usual spears, but guns, chainsaws, grenades, and all manner of weapons.

My Militia had their sticks.

If I thought I could get away, I’d order a retreat. But where could we go? They had us all out in the open. They would chase us, picking off the stragglers until they got everyone.

My fat ass would be the first to go as I doubt I’d even get to turn around before they swarmed all over me.

I handed out firearms from my vest to the Militia nearby. No point dying with an arsenal of unfired guns on my chest.

“Point and shoot when you’re close range,” I said.

“Don’t worry, Hank. I’ve shot half a dozen people before,” one man bragged.

That was the state of my Militia that those words were meant to comfort me.

I could hear Hong in the distance rallying his men. He had an annoying voice.

“Hey, Hong. Hong!” I yelled.

“What?” he yelled back.

“Eat suck, suckface!”

I knew it was one of those things that didn’t translate well, which is why I said it. There was a heavy silence between the two armies.

“No, you suck face!” Hong finally retorted, and he went on ranting about this and that and Su Dival and suck and faces.

I didn’t have a lot to say to my own troops. I knew I should come up with some rousing speech about freedom and good and liberty and justice, but I didn’t think it mattered.

“If you kill them,” I said, “you’re all free.”

RARGH!

The Belvaille Militia took off instantly! I hadn’t actually meant for them to charge now! We were too far away. They would leave themselves spent and tired by the time they got to the Totki.

I hobbled after my troops but it was like I was trying to walk through space and they were all rocket propelled. When I got to the fight, I suspected it would be over—and not in our favor.

But I didn’t need to reach the fight. Many of the Totki surged forward and around my Militia. Their primary target seemed to be:

Me.

Scores of Totki encircled me with long polearms, devices on the tips. They jabbed at me like I was some ferocious wild animal instead of a venerable, sluggish bruiser with bad vision and worse aim.

I fired and missed. I fired again and he went down, though not the one I had been shooting at. Hey, this wasn’t so hard.

There must have been thirty surrounding me and they started to push in.

Zap!

The polearms they used had some kind of electrical prod on the end. I all but laughed. I had faced full-on lightning bolts from a mutant named Jyen decades ago. She could light up a whole city street and melt steel. She still didn’t do much to me. And back then I was maybe a tenth the size I was now.

Zap! Zap! Zap!

I fired some more and dropped another Totki.

Zap!

I felt a pain in the back of my right calf. I looked down and didn’t see anything except my pants. Just then I felt the pain shoot across the back of my neck and go down my arm.

No!

Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap!

I wasn’t sure how I got on my back but there I was. Either the station had flipped ninety degrees and I was immune to gravity or, far more likely, I had fallen and was suffering my millionth heart attack.

How had they known?

I was only marginally aware of what was happening now. It’s like I was looking through my own body standing five feet behind my eyes, unable to reach the controls. And it hurt a whole lot.

I could kind of see things, but they just weren’t that important. Not as important as dying, anyhow, which kind of loomed large in my consciousness.

I was so close. So close to saving Belvaille. Yeah, it was just one city when I had helped doom an entire empire. But it was something. Something to build on.

And here I was going to be killed by a goofy little guy and some bug zappers.

Now what would happen to the city? To the galaxy? More civil war?

We were a bunch of greedy bastards but we didn’t deserve that. We deserved a break. Before there was nothing left to fight over except dust and bones.

Gazing up at the latticework, as my heart was being shocked into submission, I suddenly had a desire for a piece to fall off and crush me. I wanted Belvaille itself to end my life. I had spent so much of my existence here, it was only fitting.

I saw from the corner of my eye my Militia fighting savagely against the polearm shockers.

“Protect Hank,” a voice shouted.

“Form around him,” another agreed.

“Keep them back!”

Did my Militia want the glory of killing me themselves? I was confused. Then again, my brain wasn’t getting much oxygen.

Uulath’s face appeared above me.

“Hank, are you alright? Supreme Kommilaire!”

“What are you doing?” I managed to whisper.

“If you die, we’ll never get our pardons,” he answered.

Figures.

I heard a mass of machine gun fire and shouting and explosions and assumed the Totki had ratcheted up their assault and were struggling to reclaim my corpse.

I saw flashes of movement and shouting and all manner of combat, but couldn’t make sense of it. This dying was a slow business.

After what seemed like hours, MTB and Valia showed up. They were bloodied and bruised and smudged.

“Boss,” MTB said, “hang in there!”

“Sure,” I answered. As if I had a lot of options on what I was going to do.

“We’re going to get the medical technician,” Valia said.

“No! What are you all doing here?”

“We… we were waiting in reserve, Boss,” MTB admitted.

“The Kommilaire? You’ll get massacred.”

“We recruited soldiers from the Belvaille Confederation. Almost five thousand.”

“It was her idea,” MTB said, and I wasn’t sure if he was blaming Valia or giving her credit.

Sure enough, after some time the fighting died down and I wasn’t being jabbed with spears.

“Did we win?” I asked.

They looked around.

“The Totki lost, I’ll say that much,” Valia stated.

“Good. Tell everyone they are officially pardoned then drag me to my place. Oh, and let out the lady prisoners,” I said.

“But they didn’t fight. They didn’t earn a pardon,” MTB said.

“Yeah, but I don’t want them singing at me while I try and recover.”

CHAPTER 67

Pain was good.

It meant I had time left. However little.

The Confederation hadn’t come to my rescue because I was wealthy or popular or famous. They came to my rescue because I was an investment.

When MTB and Valia told the gang lords that there was a chance their Confederation might come crumbling down because the inventor of it was about to be torn to pieces by a horde of surly foreigners, they all threw aside their differences and jumped to my aid.

They’d be damned if they were going to lose money on this deal.

The basic premise of the Confederation had worked! The members recognized a threat to the greater organization and responded. It meant their fates were now intertwined and they weren’t just looking out for their own gangs. The importance of that was hard to overstate.

Devus Sorsha poked and prodded and needled me scarcely less than the Totki had, but eventually I began to heal.

The Royal Wing was empty. The Sublime Order of Transcendence was back to being an overblown group-help organization for those with poor fashion sense. The Totki were all but obliterated and held in racial contempt by most of the station.

The Olmarr Republic was headless and rudderless. I knew they still existed and would try to get a foothold with the disenfranchised and downtrodden whenever it was convenient. But at least for the moment they weren’t a major player.

There was still Garm, however.

Behind all these groups, in the shadows somewhere, she was pulling strings and making plays. Rendrae had always preached against her and I had chalked it up to hyperbole. I guess I still had a soft spot for her.

It was hard to deny that City Hall wasn’t working in the best interests of Belvaille, however.

I didn’t know what those interests were, but I was going to find out.

I wasn’t at full strength. I probably wasn’t at half strength.

It had taken me three weeks to recover from the Totki, and in that time I had at least two more minor heart attacks.

“I really appreciate this!” I yelled up to the sky.

Wallow walked ahead of me impassively.

Anyone in the street, near the street, in view of the street, left hastily.

We came to the blocks that housed City Hall. The thirty-foot walls were beyond my ability to breech, but I hoped Wallow might help.

The walls were about half his height but five feet thick.

He came to the first one, looked it over for a good while, placed his hands here and there, and then:

Crack!

He ripped a section of the wall straight up and tossed it to the side as if it were a rolled-up doormat.

I saw machine guns and cannon fire erupt from other walls and bunkers and Wallow didn’t even notice them.

He walked through the opening and tore holes through the remaining walls.

Finally, he must have seen a bunker firing at him and he backhanded it, smashing the reinforced steel to nothing. The other gunners wisely silenced their attacks.

At the base of City Hall, Wallow pushed his hand through the first floor and swirled his wrist around so that he might make an opening for me—even though a door was already there.

All of this he did in about five minutes.

He walked back to me, nodded, and continued onward. Hopefully he was returning to his resting spot in the northeast.

I was thankful I had been feeding him all this time.

My full contingent of Kommilaire waited some blocks away. I didn’t think they would be of any use, but I wanted them to witness whatever the outcome might be.

I walked into the gap Wallow created and Garm’s people filed out to stop my progress.

“Halt!” One said.

“I want to talk to Garm.”

“She isn’t seeing anyone.”

“You have gaping holes in your walls and I have the biggest army on the station,” I said, pointing back to my Kommilaire. “She’s going to talk to me one way or another.”

Some of the officers excused themselves to confer.

After a while they returned.

“You may go up, but you have to remove all your weapons.”

“I can’t walk up stairs and I doubt your elevator can support me.”

“The freight elevator can.”

“Alright.”

I got their help taking off all my weapons. They wanted everything gone. My hooks. My cables. My magnet. My food. My tools.

“What’s this?” one asked, holding up a large pouch and tube connected to my waist.

“That’s kind of a colostomy bag. Most toilets can’t support me and my colon hasn’t aged well, so I either go on the floor or use that.”

They let me keep it.

We used the door instead of the hole left by Wallow. I looked up to see if the building was bent or otherwise unsound, but it appeared intact.

I hadn’t been inside City Hall in decades. It was dark. Sanitized. Lifeless. A control center without a lick of elegance.

Garm used to have so many carpets they were in layers on her floor. She used to have paintings on her ceiling because she ran out of space on the walls.

If this was her new style, she had truly changed.

The elevator was glacial and I could hear the cables and pulleys crying out in pain as it tried to lift me. I had a lot of time to think as I went up to the tenth floor, alone. I’d been thinking about the same thing for three weeks, ever since I knew this encounter had to happen.

I was born a mutant. My parents were mutants. Their parents were mutants. They all fought, and died, for the military. Everyone expected me to fight, and die, for the Colmarian Navy as well. I said forget that, and ran off to the furthest place I could find.

This city.

I didn’t get an education other than from Belvaille. I was out here with a bunch of criminals at the edge of the galaxy. How could it not make me who I was?

But I was different now. Maybe not Jolly Sunshine, but I was the Supreme Kommilaire! If you had told me I was going to be a police chief a century ago I would have never believed you. I came here to escape that life.

Garm always had a choice. She had a great job as Adjunct Overwatch. She could have called in military support for Belvaille any time she wanted and cleaned up the city—like I was trying to do now.

Instead, she turned a bad situation worse.

The previous city administrators at least tried to maintain some sense of order. Garm took a cut of all the dirty deals. They flourished under her. The gangs, the gang wars, anything illegal.

Maybe that was okay when we were a little space station on the ass of the biggest failure of an empire in the known universe, but now we had to turn a corner. The galaxy was in ruins, we couldn’t treat Belvaille like it was our personal playground, here for us to plunder at any cost. Garm had to understand that.

Or Garm had to go.

The elevator door opened and Garm stood directly in front of me!

She wore her black hair short and sharp as always. Her body was as muscular and tight as ever. Her eyes were alert and twinkled. She was dressed in her old Adjunct Overwatch outfit with military insignias.

She had not aged a day since I last saw her.

I stood there dumbfounded.

How was that possible? Everyone I knew from those early years was hardly recognizable today. You’d need a geneticist to tell I was the same person as I was seventy-eight years ago.

But there she stood, not the least bit different than I had remembered her.

“Hank, it’s good to see you,” she said, smiling. “Come in.”

I stepped inside, unable to take my eyes off her. She held my arm like we were going on a stroll.

“Sorry I haven’t seen you in a while,” she said. “I haven’t really seen anyone.”

“Except those rich people,” I said, snapping back to reality.

“They serve their purposes. How have you been?”

“I’ve been terrible! What do you mean, ‘how have I been’?” I asked, annoyed.

“You’ve been doing a great job with the city.”

“We’re not all dead, if that’s what you mean.”

“Hank,” she said, turning her beautiful face toward mine, “why are you here?”

I took a deep breath.

“I need to know what you’re doing with Belvaille.”

“Nothing at all.”

“That’s not true, you talk to those wealthy people, invite them over. And you hired my Kommilaire or the feral kids or both.”

“I did that just to maintain the markets,” she said without hesitation, completely unruffled.

“You worked with the judges, skewing verdicts. You created your absurd list of candidates for the election. And—” I wanted to see how she reacted. “You hired a famous assassin to presumably kill a lot of the city leaders.”

She never lost her smile. Not a twitch.

“Hank, I never usurped your authority.”

“What authority? You were doing everything!”

“It was necessary to remove the impediments to true market forces. Belvaille can now function as the absolute center of a galactic commerce hub. The markets must prevail.”

I stood looking at her for some time.

I then gazed around the tenth floor. I had been so amazed by her appearance, I hadn’t bothered to look.

It was almost entirely one room, massive in dimensions. It was circular, of course, since the tower itself was a cylinder.

There were some chairs and a couch, both homey and almost humble. There were some thin, cheap rugs placed on the floor haphazardly, not even aligned with one another, producing an almost broken mirror effect.

Some dusty plants and mismatched tables were here and there.

Garm still stood smiling, confident.

“I’m not sure if this is something you would answer,” I said, “but are you a clone?”

She didn’t move. Didn’t respond.

After some time I took a step to the right and her head followed, with the same expression, but she didn’t speak.

“We’re sorry for the deception, Supreme Kommilaire,” I heard a familiar voice chime.

Two Ank walked toward me from some far off compartment at the edge of the room.

“What’s going on?” I yelled.

“It is much as you have ascertained. We were not aware you had learned so much.”

“We shouldn’t be surprised, however,” another said. It was difficult to tell which spoke since they had identical voices and were still some distance away.

“I don’t understand.” I said.

They stopped about thirty feet back, presumably because they were scared of me wringing their necks.

“We Ank have always maintained our neutrality. It was part of our racial makeup to not take sides.”

“But after the Colmarian civil war, we realized we had been short-sighted. Part of maintaining our business interests meant we had to take a more active hand in policy.”

“The Colmarian Confederation no longer exists. Incalculable resources were destroyed in the process. We could not let that happen again.”

“Why clone Garm?” I asked.

“Because she had decision-making powers. It was a small matter at first to bribe or otherwise influence her. Belvaille had long been run that way. But when she became reluctant to embrace our initiatives, we had to change tactics.”

“By cloning her?”

“First we abducted her and issued orders on her behalf. But yes, eventually.”

“Why didn’t you clone me? Wait, am I a clone?” I worried existentially.

“We needed your expertise in handling the city’s more unruly inhabitants.”

“And you turned out to be a truly excellent official. We mean that sincerely. Your Confederation is a colossal achievement because it removes decision making from the people.”

“People are what doomed the Colmarian Confederation,” one said, “we are pleased you saw the futility in giving them any real power.

I was aghast.

“That’s not what the Confederation is! I’m not trying to take away their voices at all. I didn’t expect to run it. I expected to set it up and die, and then they would run it.”

“You destroyed the Totki and Olmarr Republic and Sublime Order of Transcendence. You had to have fathomed the instability they engendered.”

“We had tried to infiltrate those organizations in our own ways, but yours were so much more direct. And permanent.”

“Belvaille will be the center of the galaxy. The other Ank Reserves have agreed. We will institute a new economy which will make war not only obsolete, but impossible. Every life will have a value. A definable, numerical value.”

“Currency. Finances. And the Market. Those are the only truths.”

“We would like you to remain with us, Supreme Kommilaire, Secretary of City. You will hardly have to change your behaviors and we can make your remaining years tremendously comfortable and rewarding.”

“Your legacy will be safe with us.”

I didn’t know what to say. It’s like I was having a heart attack except it was my brain.

All the while the clone Garm kept her fake eyes on me, her fake smile.

“I can’t let you do this. You have to have known that.”

I took a step.

“Hank,” one said.

I stopped. I don’t think I’d ever heard an Ank call me by my name. It was sinister even though it sounded as pleasant as ever.

“Garm knew she couldn’t harm you physically.”

“You were growing larger and more resilient with each passing year.”

“Garm trained as a Quadrad, an elite assassin. She was supremely cautious.”

“She never quite trusted anyone. Including you.”

At that, the floor suddenly opened underneath me and I fell into a pool of water.

I sank like a boulder coated in metal and shot straight down out of a cannon. I saw some rugs. A few small tables.

And Garm.

Clone Garm was in the water next to me. She apparently hadn’t been trained to swim. She wore the same smile and stared at me as she fell to the bottom, bubbles streaming up.

I looked around, trying to overcome my panic.

The pool was only about ten feet deep, but it might as well have been a thousand. I couldn’t swim even if I had a jet pack.

The pool had no stairs. No railings. No inclines of any sort. It was too narrow for laps. It was too deep for relaxing. This was designed as a trap.

A trap for me.

Garm had built this at the top of City Hall without me ever knowing. It must have cost a fortune. Not the engineering, but to keep its creation secret.

I wasn’t sad about dying. But I was sad Garm had felt the need for this back when we were on good terms.

I looked at Garm’s clone one last time. She really had been a fantastically gorgeous woman.

The thing was, though, I never really trusted her completely either.

I reached back and pulled out my colostomy bag. I held it as high above my head as I could reach.

Boom.

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CHAPTER 68

There was nothing for it except to jump.

Ten stories.

I dented the metal road around City Hall when I landed. Debris was raining down on me from above.

My ears were ringing. My sight was blurred. I couldn’t breathe well. I may have been having a heart attack.

The usual.

I saw Garm’s guards. My Kommilaire. MTB. Valia. They all stood some ways back, not sure what was going on, but smart enough to avoid a building that partially exploded.

I screamed out in pain.

Slowly.

Slowly.

I stood up under my own power. Maybe the first time I had gotten to my feet without assistance in fifty years. I’d be paying for that in the morning. I’d be paying for a lot of things.

My arm that held the bomb was ripped and blackened. Even my blood was thick. It oozed like red mud. It looked like it didn’t want to leave my body and came off in hesitant glops.

My team hesitantly approached.

“Boss,” MTB asked, his eyes wide. “What happened?”

“Take the Kommilaire and head to the Ank Reserve. Put all the Ank in custody for Crimes Against the City.”

“The Ank?” he asked, shocked.

“Yes.”

“Boss,” Valia said. “You’re on fire!”

I looked around, and sure enough, the back of my vest was on fire. Whatever. I was too tired to deal with it.

“What was that explosion?” she asked.

“Delfiblinium. They once used it to push around comets and such. I knew a mutant named Jyonal who could make the stuff with his mind.”

No one had a follow-up question to that.

I took a few tentative steps that didn’t feel too good. I was pretty beat up.

“By the way, tell Rendrae that I am declaring myself the new Governor. Until we can have a proper election.”

“New Governor? Who was the old one?” MTB asked, confused.

“Just tell him! And say all debts will be settled. The Belvaille Confederation is alive and well. And the city is open for business.”

“Where are you going?” Valia asked.

“To lie down.”

CHAPTER 69

“What are they?” I asked Delovoa.

“Some clone thing,” he responded sagely.

“I know that.”

“Then why did you ask?”

We were in one of the upper floors of the Ank Reserve and nearly every room was filled with advanced technological equipment.

What was most disconcerting, however, were the tubes. There were tubes that were roughly Colmarian-sized. We figured they were used to grow the clones, store the clones, or hold the original people who were cloned. We weren’t exactly sure which.

The question was: what do we do with them?

“Can you open them?” I asked.

“Sure. Give me a hammer.”

“Can you open them without killing what’s inside, smartass?”

“I don’t even know what’s inside,” he said.

“Can’t you scan them or something?” Delovoa could be so frustrating.

“I guess,” he sighed, as if it was soul-crushing that he had to work. No wonder machines were falling off the latticework. “I’ll have to go back to my lab.”

I had my Kommilaire escort him, not just for his protection, but to make sure he came back promptly and didn’t get distracted.

The Boards continued operation despite there being no Ank. I was still deciding what to do with the Ank themselves. The values on the markets dropped steeply but they would recover in a few weeks. People wanted to make money. They weren’t going to stop trying to make money just because there were no Ank around.

You can get used to anything, really. You don’t have a choice.

One of my Kommilaire made me a big gold sticker and wrote “Governor” on it because they felt I should have something official. And because it was funny. I wore it on my chest.

My arm was still ruined and I was doing a lot of things with my left hand. I knew it would heal but it looked gross right now.

When Delovoa returned with all his equipment we found about half the clone tubes were occupied. Twenty-four. He discovered how to open them up and began doing so.

There were gang bosses, Order members, Olmarr Republicans, Totki, Kommilaire, and others. A diverse swath of Belvaille’s population. All these people were the original Colmarians who had been put to sleep and then replaced with clones. Some were captured years or even decades ago. Hobardi and Two Clem, and other major figures were among those found.

On the top floor of the Reserve we found the facilities for creating clones. None were being cooked at the moment, thankfully, so we didn’t have to address that.

We also found:

Garm.

It was the oldest tube in the building. A different construction, covered in dust, set back in the corner. It must have been the first one built.

I’d say my heart was in my throat as Delovoa was going through the procedure to release her, but my heart was too thick to get in my throat.

When the tube cracked open and the air cleared, I gasped. Even Delovoa gasped.

There was Garm. She looked exactly like her clone. She must have been in hibernation for at least half a century!

Her eyes fluttered open and her immediate expression was one of confusion.

She reached out a tentative hand and touched my face and stroked my hair.

“Welcome back,” I told her.

“Hank?” she asked. “What the hell happened to you? You look horrible.”

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I put out arrest warrants for all the clones, but I had no idea how to handle them. Should we kill them? They weren’t real Colmarians. They only had partial brains and were programmed to act certain ways. But it wasn’t their fault they were made that way.

We tracked them down easily. Without the Ank guiding them, they were just dumb, fleshy robots.

We got a lot of appreciation for returning everyone’s lost companions. Even from groups like the Olmarr Republic. It also proved to the station why we had to remove the Ank. There were some doubts as to the scope of what the Ank had been doing.

The news organizations couldn’t keep up and I granted Rendrae a few exclusive interviews in repayment for his recent help.

Delovoa was concerned about who had been doing the actual cloning. It wasn’t a minor procedure and the Ank, despite their insane financial acumen, weren’t known to be great inventers.

I think he was upset he might not be the only mad scientist on the station.

Garm was appalled with what had happened to Belvaille since she had been away and it was a long process to bring her up to speed on our new society.

She also went on an extremely strict health plan when she saw what us old-timers had turned into.

“It’s good having you around,” I told her at my place. “I missed you.”

She knew all about my mutation and my heart attacks. When she looked at me nowadays, it was often with sad eyes.

“Do you really think Belvaille can recover?” she asked. “I never imagined it could be as bad as it is now.”

“It has to recover. If all these Portals start going offline, just think what will happen. Besides, it enjoys the best location in the former empire. If this city can’t make it, what hope does the rest of the galaxy have?”

“You need replacements for the Ank, but with accountability. They had too much power. They kept saying ‘free market’ but they manipulated everything. You have to root out all their back channels so no one else uses them.”

“Well, maybe you can help with that. I’ll make you Assistant Governor.”

“I don’t want to be Assistant Governor,” she said.

“Heh. Isn’t this funny? Like, eighty-something years ago, you were Adjunct Overwatch and were trying to recruit me for the military and I didn’t want it. Now it’s the reverse.”

“I don’t think it’s very funny.”

“Hibernation probably messed up your sense of humor.”

“At least I’m not two thousand pounds.”

“I wish I was only two thousand pounds. I’m more like seven thousand.”

She looked at me with pity again.

“How long do you have?”

“Who can say? Realistically, not that long. Now that you’re here, when I’m gone you can become Governor and Supreme Kommilaire and Secretary of City—actually, I don’t know if that position exists anymore since it was your clone that created it.”

“Hank, I’m a Quadrad. I ran Belvaille when it was a freebooter stronghold. Yeah, we had a small Navy presence, but there are millions of people here now. It’s a real city. I don’t have the skills, the temperament, the inclination for this.”

“I didn’t either. I got fifty years’ experience on you.”

“I’m also not sure the city can make it. I mean, is it a lost cause?” she asked.

“Belvaille is like me: you cut it, you shoot it, and it heals up stronger.”

“Yeah, but scabbed and bloated and unable to stand up. Using yourself as an analogy isn’t a great endorsement. You have to see that even with an expert at the helm the city will be hard-pressed to survive. I’ve spent half my life asleep. I’m not an expert.”

“It requires patience and compromise. You need to listen, negotiate, reason. Every problem has a solution. Only rarely is it a violent one.”

She smirked.

“When did you become a pacifist?”

“When I stopped being able to chase people. Look, you’re the smartest, hottest, most dangerous person I know. You’ve got the skills—maybe not the people skills—but you’ll get the hang of it. You also got a long life ahead of you. You have to do something for the next hundred or two hundred years. Might as well save civilization. Just tell me you’ll think about it.”

She sighed. She reminded me of me at her age. Crazy kids.

“Alright. But I’m not making any promises.”

“Good. Just know that if you don’t take the job, my ghost will haunt you forever.”

“Your fat ghost would be too slow to be scary.”

CHAPTER 70

I woke up to a bright light shining in my face.

19-10 stood shimmering at the foot of my bed.

“Hi,” I said, rubbing my eyes.

“Do you know who I am?” 19-10 said. Its voice was a scrambly electronic hash, nearly incomprehensible.

“19-10. Some assassin.”

“But do you know who I am really?”

“Not… 19-10?”

“You do know me.”

“Are you asking me or telling me? You’re hard to understand in that thing.”

“I’m saying you know me. Can you guess?”

I thought.

“Garm?”

There was a pause.

“Do I look like Garm? Could Garm fit in this armor?”

“Delovoa?” I asked.

“That’s… stupid. You saw me and Delovoa together at his apartment.”

“I just woke up, give me a break. I don’t know who you are.”

“I’m Valia.”

I lay there quietly.

“No, you’re not,” I said.

“I just told you I am.”

“That doesn’t mean anything, I could say I was Valia but that wouldn’t make it true.”

“Why would I lie to you?”

“I don’t know. You’re an assassin. Maybe you want me to kill Valia. Besides, she couldn’t fit in that armor any more than Garm could.”

“I can shapechange. That’s my mutation. Do you want to know about me?”

“Not really.”

19-10 was clearly not expecting that answer and all four of his arms rose in frustration.

“What?”

“I mean, if you’re going to kill me, then kill me. I don’t feel the need to sit through some boring story if I’m just going to die anyway.”

“How the void do you think I could kill you? Am I going to throw you into a star? I’ve been trying to find a way to kill you for a year. All this will make sense if I explain it.”

“Fine,” I said. “But I need to pee.”

I started to get out of bed.

“Now?”

“Yes, I’m not going to be able to pay attention to your story if my bladder bursts.”

It took a while to get off the bed of course. 19-10 cautiously moved away, as if I could sleepily lunge at a teleporting battlesuit.

I was in the bathroom for a while when I heard from outside:

“How long are you going to be?”

“Until I’m done.”

“You haven’t even started.”

“I can’t pee with an assassin waiting outside the door staring at me. You’re apparently new to old men and their bathroom habits.”

“I’m not staring at you.”

“Stop talking.”

I was silent for a while longer when 19-10 added:

“Try running the water.”

“I’ve been peeing my whole life, thank you,” I muttered.

“Not successfully.”

I turned on the water and tried to relax.

When I was finally done, I crossed back into my bedroom and began to climb into bed.

“What are you doing?” 19-10 asked.

“Getting into bed, why?”

“That takes forever. Can’t you just stand and listen?”

“I’m sleepy. You woke me up.”

When I was finally settled, 19-10 began.

“So I am a shafeshifter—”

“How is that different than a shapechanger?” I asked, referencing the word that he first used.

“It’s not, stop interrupting. It’s just a mutation.”

“What level?”

“Five.”

I had originally been categorized as a level four. Though at this point, I wondered if I would be much higher.

“The Messahn battlesuit was simply a collector’s item when I found it. No one could put it on let alone use it. But I could morph my form to fit inside. It took quite a long time to learn, and it’s a confusing shape, but now it’s second nature. Inside here I have eight eyes, no mouth or nose, four arms, obviously, and various other changes.”

“But you’re saying you’re Valia?” I asked, skeptically.

“Valia is just a form. I don’t have a true me. I could change shapes for as long as I can remember. I’m not a man or a woman, tall or short, fat or skinny. I chose Valia’s shape because I thought it would get me a position on the Kommilaire, and it did.”

“Did you think I cared she’s a cute woman? I never touched her,” I said.

“I know quite a bit about you, Hank. It’s my job. I knew you wanted more Kommilaire and figured you wanted more women to round out your male-dominated force. And I knew you had a past relationship with Garm.”

“Maybe,” I said begrudgingly.

“I took the assignment when I was on the other side of the galaxy. I had heard of you even there. Hank of Belvaille.”

“Why would you want to kill me?”

“I’ve killed other ‘great heroes’ in the past. In every case they were just normal people who had good marketing.”

“Who hired you?”

“Garm. Or I thought it was Garm. But it turned out to be the Ank using her clone.”

“Why were you in the Kommilaire?”

“To find your weaknesses. Find out what you did. The longer I stayed, though, the more I saw you really were your legend. You were the same guy. Executing you would have made me the undisputed greatest assassin in the galaxy. But I wasn’t sure I was capable of killing you and I wasn’t sure I wanted to.”

“You saved my life a few times. Or maybe not my life, but my skin.”

“I couldn’t let anyone else kill you. I wouldn’t get credit for it. If some Totki killed you that would have meant this was a waste of time.”

“Nice.”

“In the meanwhile, Garm’s clone hired me to do other jobs. I assassinated more than a dozen people on the station. You only heard of the big ones. I hired feral kids. I worked with gangs. I shot the Ank—likely so they would be clear of any suspicion. I also told Garm’s clone everything you were doing.”

I exhaled.

“You suck.”

“But I started to realize that if I did, through some miracle, manage to kill you, I would be killing everyone on this station. Men, women, children, gas clouds, insects, robots.”

“What do you mean?”

“You keep this city together. I don’t know how you do it. It’s insanity here. This city is like the organic, traumatic center of a star, ready to explode outward at any second.”

“So I’m gravity? Why is everything a fat joke?” I complained.

“It’s not just that you’re big. You almost never beat people up. But I could see you really did love this city and it was fated to fall without you. I don’t just take any contract. Killing you was one thing, and I wasn’t even sure I wanted to do that now that I knew you, but I was certain I didn’t want to slay all of Belvaille. When you started unravelling what the Ank were up to, I wondered if I was also being manipulated.”

“Well, you were.”

“I know that now.”

“So why are you here tonight?” I asked.

“To say goodbye. My employer is gone and I was working under false pretenses. And even if I wanted to, I don’t know how to kill you. And trust me, I know a lot of ways to murder. I fed you like two pounds of poison and you didn’t even notice.”

“Yeah, poison doesn’t really work on me. It’s just food,” I said. “Don’t worry too much. I’m expecting a massive heart attack any day now.”

“I’d also like to say that as Valia, I learned a lot from you.”

“Glad to hear it. I haven’t been a perfect gentleman my whole existence, but I’ll just throw out there that assassin isn’t the best career. There’s not much worse than looking back on your life with regret. I can speak from experience.”

“We each have our own paths, but like I said, I did learn things.”

“So can you take off your helmet?” I asked. I think I was still a bit unsure it was really Valia.

“No. I have to change forms.”

“You done with the Kommilaire, then?”

“I’m done with Belvaille. Time to relocate. I go where the jobs are.”

“How do you know I won’t stop you?”

“I can be any form I want to be. Unless you stop every ship from ever leaving, I’ll get off.”

“Well, that’s got to be handy for an assassin,” I sulked.

“It is. Take care, Hank.”

“What’s your real name?”

“When I’m an assassin, I’m 19-10. But when I’m living my life normally I think of myself as Jia-Kard.”

19-10 vanished, taking his light with him. Or her.

“Show off,” I said.

CHAPTER 71

I woke up the next day, started to make the long journey off my bed, and found it was quite easy to navigate.

In fact, I spun and almost threw myself onto the floor. I landed on my feet, however.

My feet! I could see them. I looked at my hands, my nimble fingers, my arms that no longer resembled construction pillars.

A chill went up my spine. A chill I could actually feel.

I ran to the bathroom. Ran!

I turned on the light and looked in the mirror.

It was me. My grayish white hair hadn’t changed a bit. But everything else had.

I was small. Not small, but fit. It was my body from a hundred years ago. I flexed. I turned. I patted my chest. I could feel through my hands, through my skin.

I jumped!

I all but giggled like a demented little girl in a tickle factory.

I stared in my mouth, put my fingers in my ears—my glorious ears!

I danced around, twirling and hopping and laughing. If this was a dream, I didn’t want to wake up.

Then I stopped, struck with the sudden realization.

I had died.

I had died and gone to heaven.

I’d finally done enough good deeds to erase my debts.

Just to be sure, I splashed water on my face. I could feel the cool water in my hands. Dripping from my chin and nose. I breathed the water it into my lungs. Coughed.

Even coughing was great.

Cough.

Cough.

Cough.

Okay, maybe not that great. Maybe I shouldn’t breathe water even in heaven.

My mouth dropped open when I realized the possibilities:

Food!

I could taste water, just imagine what food would be like. Real food. I hadn’t tasted sugar in decades. Savories. Sour. By the Blue Stars, give me something sour!

I was hurrying into my living room to reach the kitchen when I saw him sitting there.

Jorn-dole’s golden hair caught the light and he wore a pleasant smile.

I stopped in my tracks.

“Jyonal,” I said to him.

“How did you know it was me?” he answered.

“I don’t know many people who could do this. You modified your own body in the past and offered to modify mine.”

Jyonal was a level-ten mutant I knew from Old Belvaille. He was, as far as I knew, the most powerful mutant in the galaxy. And a drug addict.

“How have you been, Hank?” he asked, casually. As if he hadn’t just reshaped my entire body.

“Uh, fine. You? How’s your sister?”

“You know Jyen. Got married. Divorced. Married. Kids. Divorced. I can’t keep track. I said I wanted to pay you back, but she was against it.”

“Pay me back for what?”

“For saving us,” he said, shocked. “I don’t know if you’ve forgotten, but when my sister and I first came here, we were in terrible trouble. You took us under your wing and protected us. We would have surely died without you.”

He was painting me to be nobler than I really was. Helping a level-ten mutant was like a Therezian putting his foot on you and “asking” you to be squished—you didn’t have much choice.

“It was my pleasure,” I said.

“Honestly, I wasn’t sure if I was going to help you at first. I heard all this talk of you destroying the Colmarian Confederation and had to see for myself. If anything, I think you changed for the better. Except for being incredibly unhealthy.”

“Yeah. How did you fix my body?” I asked.

“Well, I didn’t exactly ‘fix’ it. That’s a totally new one. Don’t be upset, but I kind of killed your old body after creating that one.”

I smiled and shrugged. Why would I be upset at someone for killing me? These things happen.

“You see,” he continued, “I take imprints of people who are important to me. I’ve been doing it for decades. I stored your entire genetic make-up from the last time we met. I stored it in the very structure of the city. Though no one could ever see it except me. I used it as a blueprint in creating your new body.”

“Ah,” I said, “so my bones are in the walls?”

“No, just a blueprint and just one wall. I’m glad they didn’t tear it down. All your information could fit on a grain of sand.”

“That’s rather humbling,” I said.

“I had to use your existing brain. Though I stripped away all those excess layers your body makes as best I could. If I used your old brain, you would have forgotten the last eighty years.”

“I’m not entirely sure I would have minded that,” I said.

“So, do you like it?”

“Um. Sure. I mean, it’s my body. There’s not another me around here is there? The big version?” I was concerned we might have to fight or something.

“No. I broke it apart at the atomic level. But you probably want to wait for the filtration system to clean your bedroom. It might make you sick if you were exposed for too long.”

“I could see that,” I said, nodding. I remember getting in conversations like this with Jyonal in the past. You just had to recalibrate your concepts of normality. “Planning on hanging around in Belvaille?” I asked, trying not to sound worried.

“No. It’s a bit too chaotic for me here. I’ll go back home. I like working in my garden.”

I clenched my jaw so I wouldn’t inquire further. But he didn’t care.

“Well, I call it a ‘garden.’ I’m trying to create life. Nothing fancy. I’m not a god or anything. Just want to make some cute pets. It’s not as easy as you’d think, starting from scratch,” he said.

“I bet.” I forced a smile. “You want something to eat?” I hoped us shoveling food might quiet our talking. I had already learned quite a bit more than I wanted to learn.

“That’s okay. This body doesn’t consume food. But I’m happy to watch you eat.”

I went into my kitchen and got my least horrible grub, returning to the living room.

“I noticed my hair is still gray,” I said.

“Yeah,” he replied.

“So you couldn’t fix that?”

“Are you kidding me? Depending on how your brain holds up, I gave you at least another fifty years to live. And you’re worried about gray hair? Buy yourself a wig!”

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AUTHOR’S AFTERWARD

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HARD LUCK HANK
PRINCE OF SUCK

CHAPTER 1

CHAPTER 2

CHAPTER 3

CHAPTER 4

CHAPTER 5

CHAPTER 6

CHAPTER 7

CHAPTER 8

CHAPTER 9

CHAPTER 10

CHAPTER 11

CHAPTER 12

CHAPTER 13

CHAPTER 14

CHAPTER 15

CHAPTER 16

CHAPTER 17

CHAPTER 18

CHAPTER 19

CHAPTER 20

CHAPTER 21

CHAPTER 22

CHAPTER 23

CHAPTER 24

CHAPTER 25

CHAPTER 26

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CHAPTER 49

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CHAPTER 56

CHAPTER 57

CHAPTER 58

CHAPTER 59

CHAPTER 60

CHAPTER 61

CHAPTER 62

CHAPTER 63

CHAPTER 64

CHAPTER 65

CHAPTER 66

CHAPTER 67

CHAPTER 68

CHAPTER 69

CHAPTER 70

CHAPTER 71

AUTHOR’S AFTERWARD

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