Саманта Сильвер

Lipstick On A Pig

Lipstick on a Pig Willow Bay Witches #4

Samantha Silver

Blueberry Books Press

Contents

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Also by Samantha Silver

About the Author

Chapter 1

“This is humiliating. I hate it, and I hate you,” Bee scowled. She was in prime form this morning. I sighed as I placed her bed on the little fold-out table where I was collecting donations for the petting zoo.

It was summer festival time in Willow Bay. Taking place during the second and third weeks of August, the festival was the busiest time of the year. We even got food trucks from Portland to come down and line the streets, adding a little bit of variety to the eight or so places in town where you could normally get a meal.

As the local vet clinic owner, every year I was the major sponsor for one of the prime family attractions—the petting zoo. That’s where I was now, setting up for the day, as I volunteered to help run the petting zoo every year. Not only was it good for the community, and the donations that people gave to have their children pet local farm animals all went to the local animal shelter, but this year there was an added bonus: my favorite Portland taco truck was parked right at the entrance to the Park, only about fifty feet from where our giant tent was set up. I couldn’t wait for them to open this morning.

Every year, we normally had the local animal shelter bring down all the dogs and cats they had available for adoption as one of the major features of the petting zoo. And while this year we did have a handful of dogs, we also had the incredibly enviable position of all the local cats in the shelter having been adopted! So, to make sure all our animal friends were represented, I had volunteered Bee to come and sleep nicely in her bed at my table and let herself be pet by little kids who wanted to see all the animals.

Unfortunately, Bee wasn’t quite as civic-minded as I was, and was making her opinions known.

“Do you know how disgusting children are? Their hands are sticky. Why are they sticky?” I sighed. In twenty minutes other people were going to start showing up, to help with the petting zoo and the other attractions in the park, and Bee would stop huffing and pretend to be better than everyone else by ignoring everything going on around her—like she did every day at the vet clinic. Or so I hoped. Those twenty minutes couldn’t come soon enough. To think, it was only the first day of the festival. After today, I still had to deal with this for eleven more days.

I guess I should explain a little bit. I’m a witch. I can cast spells, and like all witches, I have one power that’s unique to me. Mine is that I can speak to animals, and Bee is my little black cat. I like to say she has a lot of personality. It’s a polite way of saying she’s a completely narcissistic drama queen.

“Remember to be nice today, Bee. You can ignore everyone, but no claws. Remember, if you try to scratch anyone, you’re not getting your sushi roll tonight.”

Bee had managed to negotiate a roll of sushi, her favorite treat, as payment for each day that she had to sit there and let herself be pet. It might sound like a lot, but she started off by asking for a box each day, so I felt like I negotiated her down reasonably well. Or that was what I told myself, at least. I didn’t want to admit to myself, or to anyone else, that my cat was a better negotiator than I was.

“You told me I have to be here, you didn’t say I had to behave.”

“Well I’m telling you now.”

“That’s not in my contract.”

“You didn’t sign a contract.”

“It was verbal.”

“Fine, well, I’m amending the contract. You scratch anyone or you bite anyone and you don’t get any sushi.”

Bee scowled at me, walked over to where I was getting the big sign that read Healthy Paws’ Petting Zoo to put along the front of the fold out table and deliberately knocked a pair of scissors onto the floor. I rolled my eyes. I loved Bee, but sometimes my little black cat could be infuriating.

Before I had a chance to scold her, however, Sophie showed up driving a large pickup truck, which she parked about ten feet in front of the front of the tent. I could hear squealing in the back and I smiled.

“Hey,” I said to my best friend as she got out of the cab, and we both went to the back of the truck. “What did you get for us this year?” I asked.

“Well, this year we have four goats, including little ones, two sheep, six chickens, a rabbit who comes with his own hutch, and seven piglets.”

Joe Clemens was a farmer on the outskirts of town. He made his money from the plentiful crops that he grew, and kept a bunch of animals on the farm as a hobby. Every year he outfitted the petting zoo with whatever cute little additions his farm had generated that spring.

“Awwwwww,” I said, looking into the back of the truck at the big dog kennels that we used as makeshift farm animal carriers.

“So Joe says everyone should be fine together, except we should probably separate the pigs from everyone else. Apparently they’re pretty high energy, and some of the other animals aren’t exactly fans.”

I laughed as I heard snorting coming from the back of the truck.

“We’re not high energy, it’s just that the goats are boring. It’s always the goats. They’re such whiners!” came a high pitched voice from the back of the truck. I had a feeling I knew which animals the pigs didn’t get along with.

“Agreed. Down with the goats!” came another. I supressed a smile.

“Please, keep us apart. You see what we have to deal with on a daily basis?” one of the goats replied.

“But mommy, I’m friends with one of them,” came the whine from one of the little goats.

“Don’t be friends with pigs. They’re disgusting, and you’re better than that.”

Great. We had a racist goat on our hands. This was going to be an interesting eleven days.

“All right guys, everyone hang tight. We’re just going to go set up the area here for you all so everyone’s comfortable,” I told the animals, hoping they’d all stop fighting long enough for us to get things sorted out.

Sophie and I went past my little entrance table and into the tent. A three-foot-high fence was set up to keep the animals in, and we had extra fencing to be able to split the animals into different sections, just for situations like this one. We had four different troughs of water, some others that were currently empty for food, and the entire ground area was lined with hay. The tent that had been borrowed for the petting zoo was pretty big; the entire inside of the petting zoo measured around thirty feet by twenty feet, so there would be plenty of space for the animals to roam around.

“Ok,” I told Sophie. “So, we need a separate area for the dogs that are coming later. I spoke to Emily at the shelter and she’s going to bring them over in about forty minutes. That way, the dogs will have about an hour to settle in before we open. There’s going to be eight of them, mostly medium and large dogs, and none that are so rowdy that they’re likely to try to escape. They’re all friendly and they can all be in the same spot. We also need an area for the piglets, and one more for everyone else.”

“I can’t believe we have to split up the animals because the goats don’t get along with the pigs. We should force them to hang out together and just be friends.”

“You never know what’ll happen at the end of the eleven days,” I told her, laughing as I grabbed an extra piece of fencing to start splitting the place into three. It took Sophie and I about five minutes to decide how to best split up the area, and fifteen minutes later we had a beautifully set up petting zoo with three distinct sections where visitors and their children could come through and meet all the animals.

I made my way back to the truck. “All right everyone, your homes for the next twelve days are all set!” I said enthusiastically, and was met with a cacophony of questions.

“Awesome! A new home!”

“Why can’t we just go back to the farm?”

“Will there be hay?”

“Can I get an area where I can’t see the pigs?”

“How many people are coming to see us?”

“Is there Wi-Fi? Also, what’s Wi-Fi?”

Deciding I didn’t have the energy to answer all the questions, I opened the cage that held the chickens and carried them, two at a time, to their new home. Bee hissed as I walked past.

“You didn’t say there’d be farm animals here,” she scowled at me. She had settled into her bed and was now curled up into a little ball. Her complaint took the form of her looking up at me from this position, and as a result her voice was slightly muffled, which made her complaints seem a little bit more pathetic.

“Yes, Bee, what did you think a petting zoo was?”

“I thought it was just going to be me and the shelter animals,” she muttered. “I didn’t realize I’d be sharing my space with them,” she continued, looking at the chickens.

“Well, you can ignore them. Just like you do with everything else you don’t like.”

“Farm animals are loud. And annoying. So uncouth. Why can’t they be dignified, like I am?”

I rolled my eyes and forced myself not to answer that as I carried the chickens into their new enclosure.

“What does the cat know about dignity?” one of them asked the other. “I bet she doesn’t even lay her eggs in a box.”

I looked to make sure Bee hadn’t heard the comment, but thankfully it looked like she’d immediately gone to sleep after I’d walked away. Babysitting animals for twelve days was definitely not going to be a vacation, even though the vet clinic was closed during the festival. I still had my cell phone number up, in case of any emergencies. Sophie, having heard the conversation, grinned at me as she brought over two more of the chickens.

“Are things not going perfectly in animal-land?”

I sighed. “I swear, you are so lucky the only animal you can talk to is Sprinkles.”

Sprinkles was Sophie’s dog that she’d adopted after his owner had been murdered. Sophie’s mom was a witch, and while we all believed for years that Sophie had no magical powers whatsoever, we discovered that she could speak with Sprinkles. That was though, as it turned out, the limit to her magical abilities.

“All right, goats, your turn,” I said, moving toward their hutch.

“Good, we should get to go first. You hear that, son?” asked a large brown goat with white patches to a little white kid standing between its legs. “Goats are the most important animal. We always go first.”

The kid bleated his agreement, and I rolled my eyes. Obviously the mother goat hadn’t noticed that we had already loaded the chickens into the coop. This was going to be a long day.

Chapter 2

Three hours later we had all the animals ready to go in the petting zoo. Emily, from the animal shelter, had shown up with a half dozen dogs who were all much better behaved than the farm animals. Bee fell asleep and then promptly began to ignore everyone who came to the petting zoo, much to my relief. Even the cries of “look at the kitty!” from little kids couldn’t make her stir.

Around eleven, my boyfriend Jason showed up with a vanilla latte from Betty’s café, the best coffee shop in town.

“You’re amazing!” I told him as I grabbed the cup with gusto. It had been that kind of morning. I left Sophie in charge of collecting donations and letting people into the petting zoo, and walked along the side with Jason.

“Are you talking to me, or the cup of coffee?” he asked, his face breaking into a giant grin. Jason had dark hair and eyes, and a smile that made my legs—as well as other parts of me—melt completely. He a shad over six feet tall, it was obvious he worked out, and I couldn’t help but notice the roaming eyes of a number of the women in the park were on him. Well, it was too bad for them. Jason was mine. We’d started dating a couple of months ago, and while I had initially found Jason to be incredibly infuriating to be around—it hadn’t helped that I’d suspected him of murder for a while—it turned out he was actually a pretty good guy. And funny, too. Who would have guessed?

“Why can’t it be both?” I replied, happily taking the drink from him and closing my eyes while I enjoyed my first sip of the soothing drink. “You have no idea what kind of morning I’ve had.”

“It was probably worse than mine, I spent the morning watching surfers on the beach and listening to tourists tell me how much they love Willow Bay for the articles I’m writing.” Jason worked for the local paper, the Willow Bay Whistler.

“Show off. I spent the morning trying to convince my cat that she has to lie there and not claw people, then I had to split up some piglets and goats that really do not like each other. I’ve had two people complain they stepped in animal droppings and one kid who peed himself in the middle of the enclosure. And we’re not even halfway through the first day.”

Jason laughed. “I hope all that’s on the record, I want to include it in my article.”

“That is absolutely not on the record,” I replied, punching him lightly on the arm, “and you know it. Reporters. You’re all the same—always out for the story.”

“You caught me,” he replied with a shrug, then wrapped his arm around my shoulder. I saw at least three women glaring at me. “Seriously though, do you want me to bring you anything? It’s not like interviewing people for a bunch of personal interest stories for the Whistler is exactly a taxing job. I could even help Sophie out for a little bit if you want a break.”

“Thanks, I think we’ve got it covered, though. Hey, just out of curiosity, how many of the people that you interviewed this morning were women?”

“I dunno, probably most of them? Why, am I not allowed talking to the opposite sex anymore?” he joked.

“No, but seeing as how four women just glared at me when you put your arm around me, I was curious.”

“Ah, well, that’s part and parcel of dating such a dashing specimen as myself. I generally have to fend women off with a stick.”

I giggled as I took another sip of my coffee. “Well, I’m glad you decided to put your stick away when you saw me.”

“How could I not? A woman who thinks I’m a murderer straight away? That’s a keeper!”

“You’re never going to let that go, are you?”

Jason laughed. “If by ‘let that go’ you mean ‘let you live that down’ then no, I’m not going to.”

I stuck my tongue out at him before resting my head against his shoulder. He was so comfortable. His firm, muscular body just felt so safe and comforting when I rested against it; I closed my eyes and let the warm summer breeze brush my face. This was absolutely perfect.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t take the whole afternoon off. A few minutes later I told Jason I had to get back. He promised to come back again later when we closed off the petting zoo, around five.

“Thanks for coming,” I told him with a smile.

“No problem,” he replied with a wink as he headed back out to find himself the big scoop of the festival. I made my way back to Sophie and plonked myself back down on the chair next to her. In the petting zoo behind us I could hear two of the piglets behind us arguing about who had the biggest snout. I knew I wasn’t going to make it to the end of the day without getting a migraine.

“Excuse me,” I heard a voice in front of me say. I looked up to see a young woman, probably around my age, holding a little girl’s hand. They both had exactly the same shade of blonde hair, the girl was dressed in pink from head to toe. The woman was carrying a Louis Vuitton purse, with Gucci sunglasses on her head, and a Hermes scarf around her neck. She was so not dressed for a petting zoo. The woman was frowning.

“Yes, how can I help you?” I asked, plastering a smile on my face.

“My niece came here expecting to see cows. There aren’t any cows.”

“That’s right, every year we have a local farmer who generously creates the petting zoo out of his animals, he chooses what animals to send every year, and this year he doesn’t have any calves.”

“Well we came here to see cows.”

“I’m afraid there aren’t any calves at the petting zoo this year. But we do have goats, sheep, chickens—”

“I want a refund. There are no cows.”

“The petting zoo is by donation. I’m afraid we can’t give money back, as we don’t know how much you put in to begin with.”

“Well I’ll tell you how much I put in; I gave twenty-five cents. A quarter for my niece, since she was the only one who was going to pet an animal. And she didn’t even get to see a cow.”

I sighed. Twenty-five cents. Of course. I didn’t begrudge people not giving a lot of money. In fact, I knew that some people couldn’t pay anything at all, and that was fine. But the clothes this woman was wearing easily cost more than what I made in a month, so I knew that wasn’t her problem. And quite frankly, while twenty-five cents wasn’t much in the grand scheme of things, she was being rude and abrasive, and this was just not the day for that.

“I’m sorry, there’s nothing we can do. We cannot refund donations, and the money goes to the local animal shelter, so it’s for a good cause.”

“No! I didn’t get to see a cow, so I want my money back!”

“Ma’am, you could see all the animals before you paid.”

“I don’t care!” She was starting to make a scene. And the more she fought, the less I wanted to refund her quarter. I looked over at Sophie, who was watching with interest. Sophie was a bit of a firecracker, I knew that if I needed backup, she was there. Still, the last time Sophie decided to step in when someone was abusing me, Sophie ended up with handcuffs around her wrists after punching a woman in the face at a funeral. I definitely didn’t want a repeat of that experience, so I locked eyes with her and shook my head. I could handle this.

“I’m going to have to ask you to leave, please,” I asked the woman politely. “I’ve told you we’re not refunding your money.”

“No! I will not go! You’re a frigging thief, you know that! A damned thief!”

“Hey, watch your language around my kid!” someone else called out. Ok, this had gone on far enough. I took out my phone to call the security company that had been hired to take care of the festival. I was on the phone with them, the woman still screaming at me, when the noise evidently woke up Bee.

She looked up at the woman and began to hiss. Uh oh. This was not good.

“What are you looking at, you dumb cat?” the woman spat at Bee.

“Get them here quickly!” I practically shouted into the phone, then dropped it as I tried to get my cat. Too late. Bee jumped up on the woman’s shoulder, claws out. The woman began to howl.

“Get that cat off me! What is it doing? Ugh, get it off!” she screeched, but Bee hung on tight. Then, she did something I had never, ever seen a cat do before.

She peed. All over the woman’s outfit. Dribbles of cat pee rolled down the woman and onto her purse. She began to screech and holler as she ran around, realizing what was happening.

“DUMB CAT! GET OFF! GET OFF YOU WORTHLESS CRETIN, GET OFF ME!”

As I stared incredulously, Sophie completely lost it. She burst into laughter so hard that tears began to stream down her face. Her total lack of control spurred on a chain reaction as everyone who’d seen the woman’s meltdown over a quarter began to laugh. Eventually, Bee, having finished her role, jumped back off the woman and onto the table like nothing had happened, curled herself back into a little ball, and went back to sleep.

“YOU GIVE ME THAT CAT, I’M GOING TO STRANGLE IT,” cried the woman as she hurled herself toward Bee, but I quickly stepped in front of the table to block her. There was no way this lady was going to get near my cat. Not that I especially thought Bee needed my protection; her claws would do more than that woman ever could, but after that show, Bee certainly deserved it.

The woman looked like she was going to throttle me as well. “You stupid bitch! You give me back my money, and you let me at that cat!”

Just then, however, two men from the security company showed up. It was obvious who they were here to escort off the grounds, and they grabbed the woman gently but firmly and began to escort her away, her niece following silently behind her as the woman continued screaming, cursing me, Bee, and everyone else involved with the festival.

“Ugh, what’s that smell?” I heard one of the security guys ask the other one, and I couldn’t hold it in anymore. I began to giggle as well.

“You know Bee, I might give you a hard time sometimes, but you’re a good cat,” I told her, stroking her fur gently as people began to mill around once more, everything slowly going back to normal.

“I know,” Bee replied smugly.

Chapter 3

My sister Charlotte howled with laughter as Sophie recounted the story that night over dinner. The three of us lived together in the home my parents had owned before they were killed in a car crash. Sophie’s mom, who had taken us in and raised us herself after their deaths, kept the house instead of selling it in case we wanted to live there as adults, and the three of us shared it now.

“Oh my God! I can’t believe that happened! Bee, you’re amazing!” Charlotte exclaimed. Charlotte had magical powers, the same as I did. She was smart as a whip, and I have to admit it, a better witch than I was. She was currently in medical school in Portland, and at the top of her class.

Bee was on the bookshelf, happily eating the two pieces of sushi we’d decided to give her. After all, if there was anything she could have done today to earn an extra piece, that was definitely it. She swished her tail in appreciation of Charlotte’s comment.

“We had like ten different people come up to us and say that woman was totally out of line afterwards,” I told Charlotte. “Plus, one of the teenagers took a bunch of pictures of Bee peeing on her with his phone. I got him to text them to Jason, that’s front page material for sure.”

Charlotte laughed. “Who gets that annoyed that they didn’t get to see a cow?”

“I have no idea,” I replied, rolling my eyes. “I wish that was the biggest problem in my life.”

“Something tells me that girl’s got bigger problems than that,” Sophie replied. “Like, if you’re going to get that worked up over the fact that your niece didn’t get to see a calf at the petting zoo for twenty-five cents, well, that’s ridiculous. Plus, I saw them in the petting zoo for at least forty-five minutes. They definitely got their money’s worth. Some people just like to be annoying.”

“On the bright side, we’ll probably never see her again,” I said as I leaned back and put my feet up on the coffee table. Jason had texted and promised to bring me something for lunch tomorrow, if I could sneak away for twenty minutes, which I promised him I could. The animals had eventually settled into a nice routine, and by the end of the day, they were no longer yelling at each other. I was even vaguely optimistic that they might even be friends by the end of the festival. All and all, day one had been nothing if not entertaining. And exhausting. Surely the next day wouldn’t be nearly as bad, right?

My alarm went off way too early the next morning. It was Saturday, and Charlotte had no classes on Saturdays this semester, so she promised to come help. We were also going to have a couple of students from the high school—looking for some volunteer hours to look good on college applications—coming by, so we were definitely well staffed for the day. I just kept reminding myself about my lunch with Jason, and that kept me going pretty well.

Thirty minutes later the three of us, Bee and Sprinkles had all piled into the car. Sprinkles had wanted to spend the day at the petting zoo, saying that Andrea, his old owner, had always taken him to the festival, so we decided he could come and spend the day in the park as well.

When we finally arrived, we were about five minutes late. I could see Emily in the animal control’s truck, but I also heard enough of a ruckus in the back that it was obvious she hadn’t unloaded the animals yet. As soon as she saw our car, she came over, and I noticed immediately that something was wrong. Her face was white, and strained. My heart leapt into my throat. The animals! There was a large fence blocking off the park that was locked at night during the festival, so we had always assumed it was safe to keep the farm animals there for the twelve days of the festival. It had never been a problem before.

“Emily, what’s wrong?” I asked her, getting out of the car and looking at her. She didn’t say anything, just pointed to the petting zoo. I sprinted through the open fencing and over to where the animals were. When I saw what had happened, I froze.

All the animals were fine. In fact, they were happily snoozing away. But in the pen with the pigs was a body. A human body. I didn’t need to go over there to see that she was dead; she’d obviously been stabbed a few times. There were cuts all around her torso, although there was a lot less blood than I would have expected. And I immediately recognized her. It was the woman from the day before, the one that Bee had peed on.

“Oh my God,” Sophie said, coming up to my shoulder.

“Stop Charlotte!” I ordered, and Sophie immediately went back to prevent my sister from seeing the body. I mean, of the three of us, Charlotte had probably seen the most dead bodies, being a medical school student and all. But sometimes being a big sister comes in front of thinking logically. I took my phone out and scrolled down to Chief Gary’s number. I was having to call him way too much these days, I thought to myself as I pressed the call button.

“Hello?” Chief Gary answered the phone.

“Hi, Chief Gary, it’s Angela Martin.”

“Oh, hi Angela. Not getting into any trouble are you?”

“Well, ummm, actually,” I started, and I could practically hear Chief Gary sighing on the other end of the line. “There’s a body at the petting zoo.”

“You have got to be kidding me,” he muttered. “Another one?”

“I’m afraid so.” On top of all the usual reasons Chief Gary didn’t like having to investigate murders, he’d become a little bit of a celebrity after solving a couple of murders in quick succession. He’d gotten invitations to speak at nationwide events, had articles written about him in The New York Times and The Washington Post, and I knew he’d been invited to take on a larger role at bigger police stations around the country. Roles he’d politely turned down. All Chief Gary wanted to do was be in charge of his little police station here in his little town.

“All right, I’ll have a crew down there in a few minutes. You know the drill by now. Don’t touch anything.”

“Yes, sir,” I replied, hanging up the phone. I made my way over and found that Emily had thrown up behind the animal control truck.

“Hey, it’s ok,” I told her. “Chief Gary’s going to be here soon. I don’t think we’re going to open today, why don’t you take the dogs back to the shelter, if you feel up to it? Chief Gary will want to ask you what you found, but I’ll let him know where you’ve gone.”

Emily looked up at me. She was a nice looking girl in her early twenties, probably around Charlotte’s age.

“Sure, thanks,” she said, flashing me a small smile. “I appreciate that.”

“No problem,” I told her before heading back to where Sophie and Charlotte were talking.

“Chief Gary’s on his way,” I told them.

“Good. We won’t have to wait long for an ID,” Sophie said. “Charlotte decided to have a look at the body anyway, and it turns out she knows her.”

“Really?” I asked, looking surprised. Charlotte nodded. “Yeah. Her name’s Jessica something. Jessica Oliver, I think. She was in a couple of my classes in undergrad. I remember her because, as bad as it is to speak ill of the dead, she was just as annoying then. I think she was a law student or something? We had some generic classes together, like English, maybe.”

Suddenly, I realized I should probably text Jason the scoop. I grabbed my phone and sent off a quick one.

Body at the petting zoo this morning. Thought you’d want to know.

You know just how to make a guy’s morning Jason replied a minute later. Be there soon.

“Where are Bee and Sprinkles?” I asked Sophie suddenly.

“Oh, I put them back in the car as soon as it was obvious there was a body. Sprinkles definitely didn’t want to see it, but I gathered Bee was incredibly upset she didn’t get to.”

“Oh, good, thanks Sophie,” I told her. “I guess Bee would probably be the prime suspect in this case, if only she had opposable thumbs to be able to stab someone.”

“They were deep stab wounds, too,” Charlotte said. “It wasn’t like the person just barely grazed her. There was anger in that stabbing. And no blood. My guess is she was killed elsewhere, those wound would have bled like crazy.”

Ok, perhaps I shouldn’t have been so quick to try and keep her away from the body.

“Gee, I’m shocked that someone like that would have pissed someone off enough to want her dead,” I replied, rolling my eyes.

“I don’t see you helping dig up clues,” Charlotte shot back.

“Chief Gary said not to touch anything.”

“I didn’t touch anything, I just used my eyes.”

I was trying to think of a smarmy retort when one of the pigs finally woke up.

“All right everyone, that’s enough sleeping! There’s things to root, mud to roll in and food to eat!” he announced, and like magic, all the other pigs were suddenly awake. These guys definitely didn’t need coffee to get started in the morning. I noticed the other animals beginning to stir as well, but I really needed the animals to be good.

“Wait!” I announced to the pigs as they woke up. I couldn’t help but notice just how close they were to all of the evidence. I was going to have to move them.

“Poop on a stick!” one of them exclaimed. “Is that a human? Why is there a human sleeping with us?”

“Maybe she realized the hay is more comfortable than where the humans sleep.”

“That’s so insensitive. Maybe she doesn’t have a home.”

“Maybe she just likes being with us because we’re so amazing.”

“STOP!” I practically shouted.

“Great, the annoying human is back,” I heard one of the goats say, but I didn’t have time to deal with them right now.

“All these lazy animals. I’ve already laid an egg today,” one of the hens said. I put my face in my hands, as I made a mental note to never, ever take up farming.

“All right,” I said, stepping into the pig’s enclosure. I made sure to kneel down in between the body and the pigs, facing them. In part so I could grab anyone who decided to go around and mess with any evidence, and also so I could pretend the body wasn’t there. “Did anyone see how the lady got into the enclosure? Please. It’s important.”

“I can tell you she wasn’t here when I went to sleep.”

“I had a dream that I was riding in a big car, and there was a human driving, does that count?”

“Tommy always says I sleep like a log, so I wouldn’t have heard anything.”

“You do sleep like a log. And you snore. Loudly.”

“I do not snore, gilts do not snore.”

“You’re the exception that proves the rule.”

“Why do you care, anyway?” That last comment came from the goat.

“I care because it might help us find out who hurt her. She’s not sleeping. She’s dead.”

Telling the animals that last thing had been a mistake. They instantly began to panic. The roosters began running around the coop, while the hens beat their wings, instinct keeping them from getting off their eggs. The pigs all huddled together, beginning to tremble, while the goats bleated.

“See, son?” the racist goat from the day before said. “All these other animals, they’re panicking. But we don’t panic. We’re goats. There is nothing to panic about, they could have slit our throats in our sleep if they wanted to hurt us.”

“Slit our throats?” one of the pigs squealed.

The baby goat who was being spoken to looked around nervously.

“Everyone, relax!” I practically shouted. “Did anyone see the lady being brought into the pen last night?”

Eventually, slowly, all the animals replied in the negative.

“Do you know how much effort it takes to lay an egg? I slept all night, like a baby.”

“And I am a baby pig!”

“So am I!”

“And me!”

“And I’m a baby goat!”

“No you’re not, you’re also a pig.”

“I’m really a baby goat though.”

“You are, you’re not like those savage pigs.”

“At least we’re not stuck up like you goats.”

They had all been completely asleep. Great. I wasn’t going to get any help there. I was, however, very quickly developing a migraine.

“I saw a man,” one of the roosters said.

“What kind of man?” I asked.

“Well, he was outside of the tent. I only saw an outline, but he was stumbling around.”

“Was he carrying a body?”

“No. No, I don’t think so. At least, if he was, I didn’t notice. When I saw him there certainly wasn’t a body in here. He was around for quite a while, stumbling around and mumbling incoherently, but he never came into the tent, and I didn’t see the body until waking up.”

“Thank you,” I told the rooster, thankful for at least a little bit of information. A man stumbling around near the petting zoo that night. It wasn’t much to go on, but it was something, right?

Chief Gary pulled up in his old sedan about three minutes later. I quickly told the animals to stay away from the body, but it didn’t seem to be a problem. As soon as I stepped out of the pen, the pigs decided they were terrified of the dead woman, and huddled together in the far corner. The cops could move them into the pen with the goats later, if they wanted. I certainly wasn’t going to do it, and not only because I didn’t want to accidentally move any evidence.

“Good morning, ladies,” Chief Gary said as he got out of the car. “Thank you for calling me.”

“No problem,” I told him. “Emily from the animal shelter was the first one here. I think she got here just a couple minutes before we did. She wasn’t in good shape, so I told her to take the dogs back to the shelter. I’m guessing that she probably went home after.”

“Thanks for telling me, I’ll send someone over to her place to take her statement in a few hours. Now, Officers Shaw and Jacobs are behind me, they’ll take your statements.”

Sophie grinned. Officer Shaw was Taylor, her boyfriend, who she’d now been with for a record of almost four months.

“What are we going to do about the petting zoo?” I asked Chief Gary.

“Well, we’re going to have to close the whole park down for at least the day,” Chief Gary replied. “Possibly longer. I’m not sure, I’ll have to talk to the mayor and the organizers later today and see what they want to do.”

“Ok, got it. If you end up needing help with the animals, let me know.”

“Sure thing, thanks Angela.”

The three of us gave our statements, and then realizing there was really nothing else we could do there, we headed back to the car.

“What’s going on?” Bee asked from her carrier, not happy to have been left in it.

“They found a body in the petting zoo,” I replied. “Remember that lady from yesterday? Someone murdered her.”

“Oh, the poor woman,” Sprinkles said sadly. I gave him a quick scratch behind the ear.

“Good, she was annoying,” Bee replied. “Can I go see?”

“No, you can’t.”

“Why not?” Bee whined.

“Because the police are there now, taking care of things.”

“So we’re not going to be on display for the humans to pet us in exchange for money?”

“Not today, no.”

“Well I still better get my sushi roll.”

That was Bee. Always thinking about the important things in life.

“Fine,” I replied, too tired to argue with my cat. At least this meant that by going home I could get in a bit of extra sleep.

“Do you know if she had a pet? The woman who was killed?” Sprinkles asked.

“We don’t know, buddy. We don’t know much about her at all,” Sophie replied. “I’ll find out for you though, if you’d like.”

“That would be nice, thank you Sophie.”

Sophie leaned over from her spot in the driver’s seat and ruffled Sprinkles’ head. “You’re a good doggie, you know that. You’re a very good doggie!”

“Thank you,” Sprinkles replied, and I hid a smile. Sprinkles was just the most polite, well-behaved dog I’d ever met.

When we got back to the apartment I threw myself down onto the couch.

“I wonder how long the park’s going to be closed for,” Charlotte said to no one in particular.

Sophie shrugged. “Who knows? My bet is the whole park is closed for a day or two, but they won’t re-open the petting zoo.”

“I think you’re probably right,” I replied. “It would be too macabre.”

“Which means that for the next eleven days, we’re on vacation!” Sophie said, throwing her hands up into the air. I closed my eyes and leaned back. I hadn’t even realized it, but Sophie was probably right. As the vet tech at my clinic, she didn’t have to work until the clinic re-opened after the festival, same as me.

“The first thing I’m doing as part of my new vacation is having a nap,” I announced, but every time I closed my eyes, all I could see was Jessica Oliver lying in the pig pen, her eyes staring into nothingness. I wondered who had hated her enough to kill her. And whether or not that person was still in Willow Bay.

Chapter 4

Charlotte sighed. “I knew you guys were going to want to do this.”

“What? It makes sense. You knew her. She went to your college. If anyone in Willow Bay has an advantage here, it’s you. And don’t you think it’s your civic duty to do what you can if you can help find a murderer?” I pulled out all the stops.

“And here I thought we might be able to go two whole months without finding ourselves sucked into another murder investigation,” Charlotte replied. “Fine. I’ll do it. But only because of that whole civic duty thing. And I absolutely refuse to do anything dangerous.”

“Deal,” I lied, knowing full well that we’d be able to lure Charlotte into doing anything Sophie and I deemed necessary, no matter how dangerous. It was just after noon; I’d had a long nap, and Chief Gary had told me that the petting zoo would be closed for good this year. I could come pick up the animals and take them back to Joe’s farm later that afternoon, but it wouldn’t be until the crime scene guys were done so he’d let me know when. That gave us at least a good four, maybe five hours of investigating.

“Good. Start by telling us everything you know about her,” Sophie said, plopping herself down on the couch next to me and looking eagerly at Charlotte, who shrugged.

“I mean, I don’t know that much about her. Her name was Jessica Oliver. She was a law student. Well, pre-law when we knew each other. I don’t know if she made it into law school or not. I haven’t seen her around the last year or so, but the medical building and the law building are on opposite sides of campus from each other. She had a, well, let’s say, a reputation,” Charlotte continued, trailing off.

“Oh my God, what are you, eighty years old? What kind of ‘reputation’?” Sophie asked, doing air quotes for emphasis.

“Well,” Charlotte squirmed. “I don’t like to spread rumors about people I don’t know, but apparently she would have affairs with married men so they would pay for her lifestyle.”

“The lifestyle of Louis Vuitton handbags and Hermes scarves that we saw yesterday?” I asked, my eyebrows raising, and Charlotte nodded.

“I don’t know how true those rumors were. I honestly thought she had family money, and that people were making up the rumors because they didn’t like her. Which, it sounds like yesterday you found out why.”

“Was there anyone who did like her?” I asked, and Charlotte nodded slowly.

“Yeah. She had a sister. A twin sister, actually, although they were fraternal twins and not identical. I guess sisterly bonds are like that though.”

“Please, if you ever start acting like that, I’m disowning you so fast your head will spin,” I joked, and Sophie laughed next to me.

“Absolutely. I mean, I know Angela’s really annoying—pretty much all the time, but I can still love her. This Jessica chick took things to a whole new level.”

“Hey!” I replied, insulted.

“Awwww, you know I love you,” Sophie told me, reaching over and giving me a big bear hug that I purposely resisted just a little bit.

“I love you too, I guess,” I grumbled back, eventually letting myself get absorbed into the hug.

“Anyway,” Charlotte continued pointedly, “I know her sister was also in pre-law. From what I saw they got along pretty well. But maybe today isn’t exactly the best day to go and see her.”

“Yeah, you’re right,” I said. I could see Sophie kind of wanted to argue the point, but even she realized that we couldn’t go barging in asking the sister questions the very day that she found out her twin had been murdered.

“Fine, so we aren’t going to do that. Is there anyone else she would have been close to, but not that close to?” Sophie asked. Charlotte shrugged. “I’m really not sure.”

“Well why don’t we try and figure it out the new-fashioned way?” I asked. “Surely she has Facebook and Instagram accounts.”

“Good plan,” Sophie said, getting up and grabbing her iPad off the kitchen counter. The three of us scootched together to pore over the screen as Sophie opened up her Facebook app.

Sophie typed “Jessica Oliver” into the search bar, and pretty quickly we recognized her profile picture. It was Jessica, doing a duck face pose, while lying in what looked like a random hotel room bed. It wasn’t exactly subtle, but hey, to each their own.

“Is all her stuff set to private?” Charlotte asked, and Sophie started scrolling through the profile.

“Nope,” she grinned. “All available for the whole world to see.”

The three of us were silent while Sophie scrolled through post after post of Jessica bragging about her life.

“#thatfeelingwhen you’re at a new salon and the stylist says there’s no way your hair color can come from a bottle #blessed #bottleblonde #butisodontlookit #lookssonatural”

Of course, all these posts were accompanied by selfies taken by Jessica, and despite the fact my one experience with the girl was a little bit less than friendly, I couldn’t help but feel a bit sad that most of her pictures only garnered one or two likes. The girl obviously wanted attention, and she certainly wasn’t getting it from her social media.

We scrolled through post after post of tedious nothingness, and I started to think that maybe we weren’t going to get anywhere this way.

“Hold on,” Charlotte finally said. “There’s one person that she keeps tagging in a bunch of her stuff. Click on Laura Walczyk there.”

Sophie did as ordered and up popped the profile of a girl in law school, who posted on social media quite a bit less than Jessica did. Her profile said she went to the University of Oregon, same as Charlotte and Jessica.

“Hmmmm,” Charlotte said thoughtfully. “I’m like, 99 percent sure I know her. A friend of mine, Kelsey, is friends with her, I’ve seen them hanging out before.”

“Wait, you have friends?” Sophie teased, earning herself a light punch in the arm from Charlotte. “Hold on, let me text her. I’ll be right back.”

Charlotte got up off the couch while Sophie and I continued stalking Jessica’s Facebook account. When we got back to Christmas of last year, we found a number of photos that she had been tagged in, taken at an Oregon law firm’s staff Christmas party, going by the number of people dressed in suits. The name Forrester, Forrester and Smith was visible on the back wall.

“Do you think she worked there?” I asked. “Maybe she still does.”

Sophie scrolled back up to the top of the page and over to the About section of Sophie’s profile. Sure enough, she had listed that she worked as an intern at Forrester, Forrester and Smith.

“Yup, you nailed it,” Sophie replied.

“Of course, I can guarantee you that we’re not going to be able to go to a lawyer’s office and just start asking them questions. If TV has taught me anything, it’s that they’re totally not going to talk to us,” I said.

“The lawyers might not, but Jessica wasn’t a lawyer. She was an intern. And there’s bound to be other interns working there.” Sophie closed the app and turned to me. “We’re going to Portland!”

“Is there a plan involved in all of this?” I asked warily. I already knew the answer to this. It was Sophie, of course there was no plan.

“Of course there’s a plan! We go to her work, and then we come up with a reason to be there and befriend one of the interns. Then she’ll tell us everything we need to know.”

“So you basically have step one, and then steps two, three and four are question marks, and then step five is we find out who killed Jessica?”

“Exactly,” Sophie beamed. “If you plan it out too carefully, it never works.”

“Yeah, this way sounds much better,” I replied sarcastically.

“Do you have a better idea?” Sophie asked.

“Anything else,” I replied. “Literally, anything else.”

But in all seriousness I didn’t have a better plan. Five minutes later, Charlotte came out of the bedroom. “Kelsey set up coffee with Laura tomorrow, so I’ll see what I can find out then.”

“Cool,” Sophie replied. “Angela and I are going to Portland. We figured out what law firm Jessica Oliver interned at, so we’re going to see if we can dig up some info there.”

“That sounds good, what’s your plan?”

“There isn’t one,” I replied. “We’re just going to wing it.”

Charlotte rolled her eyes. “Of course you are. Well, seeing as you don’t actually have any idea what you’re going to do, I’m going to stay here and study—if you don’t mind.”

“Sure thing, nerd,” I teased. I took ten minutes to go feed the one animal currently in our care in the backyard stables—a doe with a broken leg who’d be able to be re-released into the wild in a few weeks—and then Sophie and I headed down to Portland with absolutely nothing that even remotely resembled a plan. That was okay though, after all, how badly could it possibly go?

Chapter 5

As it turned out, the answer to that was “very badly”.

Fifty minutes after leaving Willow Bay, we pulled into the parking lot at Forrester, Forrester and Smith.

“Just follow my lead,” Sophie said as we walked through the glass doors at the front of the building and took the elevator to the third floor, where the company’s offices were.

The offices were exactly what you expect from an expensive, modern law firm. Everything was white, gray or black, with that super modern, minimalistic, square look. A couple of super colorful art pieces on the wall gave the room that splash of color that it really desperately needed. When we got off the elevator we were looking directly at the receptionist’s desk, manned by a gorgeous looking girl in her late twenties with perfectly straight, almost-black hair tied back into a high ponytail, almond shaped eyes and olive skin. On either side of her, was a clear glass door leading down two hallways toward what I assumed were all the lawyers’ offices. A few people rushed through the doors, one person came out and handed the receptionist something, and left without saying a word. On the other side of the room, the side where the elevators were, were some plush leather chairs, all of which were currently empty.

“Can I help you?” the receptionist asked in a not-unfriendly, but not overly cheerful way either.

“Hi, yes, I… uh, need to speak to a lawyer, and I don’t know who I should talk to,” Sophie said, throwing out a nervous smile.

“All right, what sort of situation is it relating to?” the girl asked.

“Well, see, my aunt just died, and I think the person who’s dealing with all the will stuff is doing it wrong, and I wanted to see if there was something I could do about it.”

I tried to avoid openly gaping at Sophie. Seriously? That was the story she was going for?

“And who is the executor of the will?”

“Uh, my mom,” Sophie replied. “This is my sister. We both want to make sure that my bitch of a mom doesn’t steal everything my aunt worked for her whole life.”

Ok, Sophie was definitely going all-in on this lie. I tried to keep my face impassive. For one thing, even though Sophie was only half Japanese, there was literally no way we could be confused as siblings. We looked absolutely nothing alike. I mean, for one thing, Sophie was half-Japanese!

The receptionist raised an eyebrow sceptically, and told us she could make us an appointment.

“Oh, is there no way to see anyone now?” Sophie asked, and I had to resist the urge to roll my eyes. What did Sophie think, that lawyers just sat around waiting for people like us to show up? This was her plan?

“No, I’m afraid there isn’t,” the receptionist replied, her manner beginning to cool. I was starting to think this was really not going well when it suddenly got worse.

Austin Stark, Lisa’s boyfriend, suddenly came out of one of the offices, followed by a middle-aged man with brown Conan O’Brien style hair. The men shook hands, and Austin thanked him for his help. The lawyer turned and went back to his office, just as Austin turned and saw Sophie and I standing there.

“Oh, hey, Sophie! Angela!” he said brightly, coming toward us. “What are you two doing here?”

“Hi Austin, just making an appointment,” I replied nicely. I still wasn’t quite sure what to make of Austin. He seemed like he tried to be a nice guy, and he’d helped me out a couple times, but at the same time he sort of rubbed me the wrong way. Right now, the jury was out on him. Sophie, on the other hand, had absolutely hated him from the start. Not that there was any real reason for it, apart from the fact that he was dating her mother. Apparently, that was all the reason Sophie needed.

“Hi Austin,” Sophie said in a voice I knew was fake cheery. “How are you today?” I glared at her. Right now, the last thing we needed was for her to fight with her mom’s boyfriend.

“I’m good, thanks Sophie. I’m a little confused as to why you guys are here though. You don’t need a lawyer for anything, do you? If so, I can recommend you mine.”

“Oh no, we’re just making an appointment for a quick consultation,” I told him. “Then we’re heading back home. We’re in a bit of a rush actually.”

The rush was to get Sophie and Austin out of the same room.

“Sounds good. Hey, your mom wanted to know if you’re still working the petting zoo, she wants to bring by some food so you don’t have to cook all week. She landed herself a big new client, so she’s super happy right now. You might want to call her if you need anything, with the mood she’s in, she’ll probably give it to you,” he added with a wink. I knew he was trying to get onto our good sides, but oh boy was this a bad time and place.

I could feel the receptionist’s glare from here, even though I wasn’t looking at her.

“Oh really Austin? My mom’s really happy right now? Thank you Austin for not totally ruining everything,” Sophie spat before turning on her heel and heading back to the elevators. Her dramatic exit was stifled somewhat by the twenty second wait for one to arrive, but she continued to glare at Austin as she headed back down.

“Sorry, I don’t think we need that appointment after all,” I said to the receptionist, who was pretty much openly glaring at me now. I motioned to Austin that I’d call him, and mouthed “sorry” as I saw his completely bewildered look, then I headed down the stairs to meet Sophie in the lobby.

“Are you really surprised that went badly? Like, honestly?” I asked Sophie when we finally got outside. “We weren’t going to get an appointment for today anyway.”

“I know, but did he really have to ruin it?” Sophie had never quite gotten over the fact that her mom was dating again. She had never approved of Austin, but to be fair to him, she had never actually given him a chance, either. She had just straight up decided she hated the guy.

“Yeah, that sucked,” I told her as we got back into the car. “But I think we can say pretty confidently that overall, our plan to try and get any information like this was flawed.”

“Admit it, you think it was stupid to even try.” Sophie was sulking now.

“I did. But to be fair to me, I told you that before we came here, and I still came.” Just then, my phone rang. I picked up and heard Chief Gary’s voice on the other end.

“Hey, Angela,” he told me. “We’re ready for you to take the animals back to Joe’s if you want. We’ll be here for another few hours at least, so feel free to stop by anytime before it gets dark.”

“Awesome, thanks Chief Gary!” I replied. “I’ve just spent the day in Portland with Sophie, we’re heading back now and can be there in a little over an hour.”

“Oh good, I’m glad to see you’re not going around trying to solve this murder too.”

“Definitely, wouldn’t even dream of it,” I lied. I hung up the phone, and on the drive home started thinking about how we could possibly get as much information about Jessica Oliver as we could from her workplace. Charlotte was tackling the friend, so Sophie and I had to figure out a way to make this work.

Chapter 6

Two hours later, Sophie and I were covered in mud, I could feel a migraine coming on, but all the animals had been delivered back to Joe’s farm. I managed to ask the animals a few more questions, and even got some halfway coherent replies back, but it seemed all of the animals had well and truly been asleep when the murder took place, except for that one rooster who insisted there was a man hanging around the tent that night before the body had been placed there.

I did learn, however, that Jessica Oliver had been killed elsewhere, and her body had simply been dumped in the petting zoo, confirming Charlotte’s suspicions. One of the goats told me he’d overheard the medical examiner telling one of the policemen that fact. My blood went cold. I strongly hoped it wasn’t an attempt to frame me for the crime after what had happened the day before; I’d had enough of being accused of murder after Chief Hawthorne had considered me a suspect in the murder of Caroline Gibson a couple of months earlier.

Luckily, I knew Chief Gary wouldn’t consider me a suspect in this crime; he knew me too well. I didn’t have the greatest alibi though. I wasn’t sure when the woman had been killed, but I had a sneaking suspicion I was probably fast asleep when it happened.

Pretty quickly, my mind turned to ways we could get information from Jessica Oliver’s coworkers about who might have wanted her dead. With Charlotte talking to her friend, that left Sophie and I to try to get some amazing information off her coworkers. After all, it might not have openly been a competition, but Sophie and I were naturally incredibly competitive, and as far as we were concerned, if Charlotte came back with better information than us, we had failed.

I spent the evening half-heartedly watching old episodes of Parks and Recreation on TV with Sophie while Charlotte stayed in her room and studied. My mind was elsewhere though. How on earth were we going to get all the gossip?

Finally, after giving up on a solution and going to bed, with my mind in that little moment between conscious and unconsciousness, my brain came up with the perfect plan. I just hoped I could remember it in the morning.

“So what are we going to do?” Sophie asked as we drove toward Portland early the next morning.

“Why is it up to me to come up with a plan?” I asked.

“Because you’re the witch. You have like, a thousand more powers than I do. Which is so unfair, by the way.”

“Just because I’m a witch doesn’t mean I can magically come up with a plan.”

“Well it should. But fine. So we don’t have a plan?”

“Oh, no, I have a plan.”

“Well, why didn’t you say that first?”

“Just because I have a plan doesn’t mean I should always be the one coming up with them.”

“Oh my God! You’re impossible. Fine. What’s your plan?”

“I’m not telling you now.”

“Seriously?”

“Seriously.”

“You’re like, five years old.”

“Five year olds can’t drive a car.”

“Mentally, Angie. You are mentally five years old.”

“And yet I still came up with a plan and you didn’t.”

Sophie rolled her eyes. “I hate you so much,” she muttered, and I grinned.

“But trust me,” I said. “My plan is awesome.”

Once again we parked in a lot near Jessica Oliver’s place of work, and made our way to the building housing the offices of Forrester, Forrester and Cork. When we walked in, Sophie headed toward the elevators, but I stopped her. “No, we have to go this way.”

“Maybe I would have known that if I knew what we were doing,” Sophie grumbled. I rolled my eyes and explained to her my plan.

“Fine. We’re going to wait in the stairwell for people going up to the offices. When they do, I’m going to put them under a sleeping spell, then I’m going to transform us into them. We’re going to pretend to be them for a few hours, then we’ll come back here, wake them back up and no one will ever know anything happened.”

“Wait, seriously, that’s your plan?” Sophie asked, and I nodded as we headed into the stairwell. The stairwell was the same as in a million other different office buildings: ugly beige color, cement, with a thick door and that musty smell that came from no one ever taking the stairs anywhere. Luckily, behind the ground floor stairs was a little enclave that led to a closet we could use for most of the magic.

“That’s both kind of genius, but also just such a bad idea. There are so many things that can go wrong with that plan, I don’t even know where to start.”

Before Sophie got a chance to start, however, there was a commotion near the door. I grabbed Sophie and pulled her behind the stairs; there was no way the people we were going to impersonate could know we were here. I put a finger to my lips, and Sophie understood. Peeking around the corner, I saw a woman wearing a Forrester, Forrester and Cork polo shirt carrying a tote bag.

“Somnuroa,” I muttered quietly, pointing to the woman and focusing all of my energy on her. I felt a streak of energy coursing through me, exiting my finger and heading straight toward the woman. Instantly she began to fall backward. I ran and caught her, incredibly thankful that she was light.

“Come help me,” I hissed at Sophie, who ran out and helped me drag her back and into the closet. If anyone came in now, we were going to have a lot of explaining to do.

“I still can’t believe this is your plan,” Sophie hissed.

“Well there isn’t much we can do about it now, is there?” I replied. “Plus, it’s not like you’ve got a better idea.”

“Fine,” Sophie finally relented.

“Recludaro,” I whispered at the closet lock quietly, pointing my finger at it. The burst of energy flowed from me once more, and I heard a click inside the lock mechanics. The spell worked. Opening the closet door, Sophie and I slipped the woman inside of it, careful not to hit her head on anything.

“I feel like we’re crossing a line here,” Sophie whispered.

“I feel like you sound like Charlotte,” I complained. “If we went with an invisibility spell or whatever instead of the transforming spell, we’d never get the information we need. We need to be the people that other people in the office will actually talk to. Now quick, have a look in her purse and find out who she is. You’re going to be her for the day.”

Sophie rummaged through the lady’s purse and pulled out a wallet, checking the name on the ID.

“Annie Barclay. Looks like I’m going to be an associate lawyer for the day.”

“Do you know anything about the law?”

“Nope.”

“Well, I hope you’re good at making it up on the spot,” I said. “Now quick, go grab her hand. I need the two of you to be touching for the spell to work.”

Sophie did as instructed. “I’ll do the same thing that Charlotte did last time. The spell should last for two hours, but no more than two hours.”

“Are you sure you’re going to do it right?” Sophie asked.

“Well, Charlotte is a lot better at it than me, and it’s been a while, but it should be fine.”

“It should be fine. That’s what everyone wants to hear just before they’re about to be magically shape-shifted into someone else’s body.”

“Oh shut up,” I murmured, closing the closet door behind us. This was one of those moments I definitely didn’t want anyone to interrupt. I turned the flashlight on my phone on for a bit of light, and then focused on Sophie and Annie.

“Corporoa transitora duo horoas.”

I put every single inch of power I had into focusing on the spell. I didn’t say it to Sophie, but I hadn’t ever actually body switched anyone before, even though I knew the spell for it. The burst of energy that flew out of me was stronger than anything I’d ever felt before. Sophie and Annie were enveloped in a white light, and I prayed with every ounce of my being that this worked. If I’d screwed it up and had to call Charlotte to fix it, she would never, ever let me hear the end of it.

Thankfully, a minute later I saw Sophie lying unconscious on the ground, and Annie was magically back up and awake.

“Woah! That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen,” the girl who looked like Annie but I knew was my best friend said, looking at her hands.

“Really? Cooler than when you got turned into an eagle, or when we were invisible?”

“Fine, it’s in the top three. Now what about you?”

“Now we have to wait for someone else who works at the law firm to decide to come to work via the stairs,” I replied. “Hopefully it’ll be quick, since we only have two hours.”

Luckily for the both of us, about three minutes later we heard the creak of the stairway door opening once more. As soon as Sophie saw who it was, she had to cover her mouth to stop from laughing. I threw her a dirty look.

The man heading toward the stairs had obviously been told by his doctor that he had to try and get a bit more exercise. Everything about him screamed lawyer, so I was sure he worked at the law firm. His three-piece suit was expensive, he carried a briefcase, and his shoes were Italian. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was one of the two Forresters or Mr. Cork himself. He also weighed at least two hundred and fifty pounds, had about ten strands of hair left, and looked like the last thing he wanted to tackle all day were these flights of stairs.

Well, I was about to make his day for him.

“Somnuroa,” I whispered once more, and he fell to the ground. I grunted as I struggled to keep him from landing on his head. Sophie came over and helped me drag him to the closet, which took significantly longer than the last time. Panting, we finally got him in there, and I grabbed his hand and did the spell on myself.

“Corporoa transitora duo horoas.”

It was a strange feeling, like being on a roller coaster, but with my insides twisting around. A minute later, I looked down, and I looked exactly like a middle aged man about to go to work. I quickly did an unlocking spell on his briefcase, and a minute later realized that sure enough, I was now Lester Forrester. Apparently I was a personal injury specialist. Great.

“Ok, let’s say we have an hour and forty-five minutes,” I said to Sophie. “You go up first. I’ll follow a minute later. Find out whatever you can about Jessica Oliver.”

“Sure,” Sophie nodded, heading up the stairs. I closed the door behind the two people we were impersonating, locked it once more, and just for good measure set an unlockable spell on the door. If anyone came by with the real key, it wouldn’t work. Unless I reversed the spell, only magic would be able to unlock the door to the little closet.

A minute later I climbed up the stairs to get to the firm where Jessica had worked. Normally, it wouldn’t have been a problem, but by the time I got to the top of the first flight, I felt lightheaded, was sweating, and I actually had to stop and take a breather before continuing up further. No wonder Lester Forrester looked like he wanted nothing to do with these stairs.

Finally, I made it up and opened the door to the firm. The same receptionist as the day before was there. Thankfully, she was on the phone. I nodded a hello, the way men always do, and she handed me a handful of message slips. I continued past her and down the hallway, realizing suddenly that I had no idea where on earth I was supposed to go.

Great. This was going to be harder than I thought.

Just look casual, I thought to myself as I strolled past the offices, nodding hello at anyone whose eye I happened to meet. To my enormous relief, the doors to the offices were all glass, so it was possible to look into all of them. Three quarters of the way down the hall I spotted an empty room. I glanced in and looked at the certificates lining the wall. They all read “Lester Forrester”. Hallelujah!

I entered the office and sat down, trying to look normal. Glancing at the messages, I realized I understood precisely nothing about any of them. Hopefully I could just ignore them for a while.

I also wondered if anyone in the office realized Jessica Oliver was dead yet. After all, it was possible that Chief Gary hadn’t actually found out she worked here yet, and if she’d had a few days off, her absence wouldn’t have necessarily been noticed by anyone.

A minute later a short, efficient-looking blonde woman knocked on the door and popped her head into the room.

“Les, there’s a man in the lobby who wants an appointment with a PI lawyer. I’ve had Sally look over the essentials of the case, it’s going to be a tough, but lucrative one. A hospital surgeon left a clamp inside of him. Should I set him up for an appointment with you? You have an opening tomorrow afternoon.”

“Yes, thank you,” I replied curtly, hoping it was how Lester Forrester would act. The lady seemed satisfied; she nodded and quickly left the room.

The clock on the wall made me all too aware that I had already wasted fifteen minutes; I had ninety minutes tops to get as much information about Jessica Oliver as I could. Sitting here in my office certainly wasn’t going to do it. I decided I had to try and find the break room, and hopefully get some good gossip there.

Chapter 7

Getting up from my desk, I wandered through the halls.

“Oh, hello Les,” one of the men said, stopping me. He was in his thirties, and had that confident businessman look about him: hair that I was fairly certain he dyed to get rid of the grays, a smile so white it probably belonged on an ad, and that demeanour that screamed he was good at his job. “Will you have a few minutes this afternoon to go over some documents on the Horizons Inc case I was telling you about?”

“Of course,” I replied. “Come and see me a quarter past two and we’ll deal with it then,” I replied, wincing inwardly as I said it. The real Les Forrester was going to have no idea this was coming. I hoped he was a nice guy and not a terrible boss, for the sake of these employees.

“Sure thing. Thanks.”

A few minutes later I found a door leading into a small kitchen area, with a microwave, a full oven, a fridge, a dozen donuts sitting on the counter and a few tables for people to eat their food at. Realizing I hadn’t eaten breakfast, and figuring it was what Lester Forrester would do, I made my way to the counter and grabbed a Boston Cream donut. I chewed it while looking around. There weren’t that many people in here; just a couple of young women who looked a little bit surprised, and possibly a little bit confused, to see me. Maybe Lester Forrester wasn’t big on the break room.

“Have any of you ladies seen Jessica Oliver the last few days?” I asked. It wasn’t subtle, but I didn’t have the time to beat around the bush.

One of the ladies, a thin brunette who looked to be in her twenties, looked around nervously, like she was hoping someone else would come out of midair and answer for her.

“No, but she’s not supposed to work until tomorrow.”

“Is everything all right, Mr. Forrester?” the other girl, a friendly-looking redhead asked.

“Yes, of course. Why wouldn’t it be?”

“Well, I thought you weren’t supposed to be eating donuts since you were diagnosed with diabetes last year.”

Oh boy. Great.

“The doctor told me it was getting better,” I replied. “I’m allowed a half donut every few weeks now,” I said, regrettably throwing the rest of the donut that I hadn’t eaten yet in the trash. Hopefully they were young enough and naïve enough to actually believe that was how diabetes worked.

“Are you sure you’re ok?” the brunette asked, and they both looked concerned.

“Of course I am,” I replied. “Why wouldn’t I be?”

“Well, it’s just, I’ve worked here for eight months, and not only have I never seen you in the break room, but I didn’t think you knew any of the interns names.”

I tried to look indignant. “Well, my name is on the firm’s door, I can come to the break room whenever I want.”

“Of course, of course,” the brunette replied, looking like she wanted to sink into the wall. I had a feeling Lester Forrester was not, in fact, the friendly, jovial boss type.

“And I do know the names of the interns here,” I muttered as well. I was glad the two girls both looked too scared to test me out, because the truth was I didn’t have a clue what either of their names were. Luckily, the awkward conversation was interrupted by Sophie—in the form of Annie—coming into the break room.

“Mr. Forrester, I’ve been looking for you all over the place! The police are here and they want to speak with you. It turns out Jessica Oliver, one of our interns, was murdered in Willow Bay last night!”

I tried to put on my best “shocked professional” look, the way I imagined a lawyer who had just found out an intern whose name he didn’t know had been killed.

“Thank you, Annie. I’ll go out and see them now,” I said with a fake air of authority, and strode out of the room, leaving Sophie with the two interns. Hopefully she would get more information out of them than I had.

I strode back out to the main reception area—thankfully I knew how to get there without getting lost. Sure enough, Chief Gary was talking to the receptionist while Sophie’s boyfriend, Taylor Shaw, spoke with a man in a bespoke suit who looked so much like the Lester Forrester I was currently impersonating — only around one hundred pounds lighter — that I was sure he had to be the other Forrester whose name was on the door.

“Ah, you must be Lester Forrester,” Chief Gary said when he saw me, extending a hand. I took it and shook hard.

“Chief Gary,” I greeted him. He tilted his head to the side.

“Have we met before?” he asked. Oops. I forgot I wasn’t supposed to know who he was. I had some work to do at this whole pretending to be someone else thing.

“No, Sir, but I’ve read many of the articles about you in the local paper these last few months. Seems you’ve got a knack for closing murder cases. There’s no better man to find the killer of one of my valued employees, I’m certain of that.”

“Well thank you. We have a fine police force at Willow Bay, although we don’t normally have to investigate murders. Now please, what can you tell me about the deceased?”

“To be completely honest with you sir, I didn’t know her all that well. You’d perhaps be better off speaking with some of the younger staff,” I said, motioning to the receptionist. “Is there an empty conference room today where the police could conduct their interviews?” I asked her.

“Yes, Mr. Forrester, of course. We can use conference room number one. I’ll have the coffee brought in, and the police can speak with anyone they want to in there.”

“Well thank you very much,” Chief Gary said, shaking my hand once more. “If I have any questions, I’ll come and find you, but as you suggested, I think to begin with, I’ll speak with the workers who knew her best.”

For the next little while, all the faces I saw were a combination of grim and sad. I couldn’t blame them; after all, these people had all just found out that one of their coworkers had been murdered.

“Excuse me, Mr. Forrester,” came a voice from one of the offices. I stopped and looked in to see an efficient-looking secretary in her mid-forties, with blonde hair and dressed from head to toe in purple, holding out a piece of paper. The nameplate on her desk read Dorothy MacMillan. The office was plain, overlooking the parking lot, but at least she had a window. It was more than a lot of the lawyers here could say for their offices.

“Mr. Cork needs you to sign this,” she said. I took the sheet and began to read it. The whole thing was in legalese; I had no idea what it was about, but I imagined no lawyer ever would sign a sheet of paper without reading it first.

“It’s a shame what happened to Jessica, isn’t it?” I asked, trying to start a conversation.

“It certainly is. She wasn’t the easiest person to get along with, but I can’t imagine anyone would want to kill her. Mr. Cork is out there speaking with the police right now.”

“Did you know her well?”

“No, no. I make a point not to socialize with anyone outside of the office. Well, you know what that’s like. We’re from the same generation, you and I. Where work is work, and play is play, but the two are completely separate.”

I smiled. “I do know that. Young people these days, they seem to think they can blend the two together.”

The secretary shook her head. “They do. It’s quite sad, really. Their behavior outside of the office then begins to affect their work inside the office. But I suppose it’s not entirely their fault, they have all this media and the internet telling them that they should be able to have it all. Ah well, times are different now. In fewer years than I’d like to admit we’ll be retired and that generation will be running things. Won’t we see then if they don’t change their tune.”

“Absolutely,” I replied. “I wonder who killed that poor girl though.”

“I imagine it must have been some random attack. One of those crazy people. She must have been out late, and he would have seen her, and followed her, and then, when they were alone, attacked her.”

“That’s certainly a possibility.”

“Or one of those unsavory types at her university. You hear all about that sort of thing happening on college campuses these days.”

I didn’t point out that most of the scandals concerning campuses these days involved rape, not murder, and instead just made a non-committal noise and allowed her to continue.

“Still, I trust the police will find the person responsible. But so you don’t think it was someone she knew? From work, or anything like that?”

Dorothy MacMillan looked scandalized. “No, of course not! This is a respectable firm. I don’t believe anyone here would be capable of something like that. As for her personal life, I knew nothing about it. It could have been someone she knew, of course, but I cannot say one way or another.”

“Do you know if Jessica Oliver had a boyfriend?” I asked.

“I think she did. That was the impression I got anyway. Perhaps I should tell that to the police; I think they will want to talk to everyone in the office. The other girls will know better than I do, though.”

“You should definitely tell everything you know to the police,” I confirmed.

“However,” the secretary said, pausing. “I should run this past you first, as you’re one of the named partners.” She paused again, and looked around, as though the walls had ears or someone was eavesdropping.

“Yes?” I prompted.

“I have a suspicion that her boyfriend may have been someone at the firm.”

I raised my eyebrows. “Do you know who?”

“No. No, I truly don’t. But I have told Mr. Cork of my suspicions a number of times. He has simply told me that he can do nothing without solid evidence.”

“Hmmm,” I replied.

“Now, if you will excuse me, I still have a number of forms to prepare for Mr. Cork. As you know he has to be in court in three days.”

“Of course,” I replied, taking the hint and leaving the office. So there was a possibility that Jessica Oliver had a boyfriend in the office. I wondered who it could be.

In the excitement of the day, I had also completely lost track of time. I checked my watch—well, Les Forrester’s watch. My first instinct was to wonder if I could keep it somehow, after all, it was a shiny Rolex. Then I realized I had about one minute left before my spell would stop, and I panicked. Crap. What was I going to do? I couldn’t go back to reception and down the stairs; first of all I didn’t have the time to, and second of all if I did run past all those people, they might think something was up. I couldn’t go to “my” office, as the window was glass, and anyone looking in could see me.

Not to mention, once I transformed back into Angela Martin, I’d have absolutely zero reason to be in these offices at all. That was a problem for after I’d transformed; right now the main goal was to make sure no one saw my magical powers. Suddenly, a thought came to me.

I walked down the hallway about as quickly as I could and still have it look socially acceptable. I knew I’d passed a bathroom on the way to the break room, and sure enough, there was the sign on the door. I came close to walking into the ladies’ room, and at the last second turned and went into the men’s. That could have been embarrassing!

Please be empty, please be empty, please be empty I thought to myself as I pushed the door open and walked in. I wasn’t that lucky. The other Forrester was at a urinal. Luckily, as I’d always heard, men hated talking to other men in bathrooms. They were pretty much the opposite of women in that respect. I kept my head down and walked past, careful not to make eye contact—another big no-no if my TV was to be believed!—and tried to casually walk into a stall.

I carefully put the toilet seat down and climbed up on it. Seconds later, I felt that same roller coaster feeling, and when it passed I was looking back down at my own clothes, my own body. Thank goodness. Nothing had gone wrong. I hoped Sophie had gotten out of the offices in time and was now waiting downstairs.

Suddenly, an idea came to me. I waited until I heard the sound of the bathroom door opening, indicating that the other Forrester had left, then peeked my head over the stall to make sure the bathroom was well and truly empty. This time, I was alone. “Nonvideroa,” I whispered, pointing a finger at myself. Instantly, I disappeared.

Perfect, I thought to myself as I carefully opened the stall door. As long as I made sure not to bump into anyone, I could get out of here completely undetected. I slipped out of the bathroom, careful to open the door as little as possible lest someone notice a door randomly opening and closing, then made my way through the hallway.

I headed back toward the reception area, where luckily enough people were coming and going that I could slip through the door unnoticed.

In reception, Sophie’s boyfriend was interviewing another lawyer, a blonde man who looked incredibly nervous for a lawyer. I slipped past them and joined an elevator with a couple talking about the murder. Pressing myself, as far from them as possible, against the wall, I heard a tiny glimpse of their conversation.

“Well, I know you’re not supposed to speak ill of the dead and all,” the man started, and the woman continued.

“But if you wanted to murder one person in this office, would it have been her? Yeah, I agree.”

“Not that I did murder her,” the guy joked, and the lady punched him lightly on the arm as the elevator reached the ground floor.

“Oh, Greg,” she replied as the doors opened. I didn’t hear any more of their conversation, but instead moved toward the door leading to the stairwell where I hoped Sophie was waiting for me. I checked to make sure there was no one left in the lobby, then opened the door carefully and went in. Sophie was pacing in circles, and as soon as the door opened she looked up expectantly.

“It’s me,” I said quietly, and the panic on Sophie’s face quickly turned to relief.

“Geez. Thank goodness. I was wondering what the hell had happened to you. Come on, let’s get out of here.”

“Videroa,” I said, reversing the spell on myself and appearing once more.

“Did you find out anything good?”

“Yeah, I think so. I’ll tell you in the car.”

“Why can’t you tell me now?”

“Because we still have to get these two people woken up and get out of here before they notice us.”

“Fine,” I said, reversing the locking spell on the closet door. I opened it and sure enough, the real Annie and Lester Forrester were still where we had left them. “Give me a hand,” I asked Sophie, and we dragged them back out into the main stairwell area. I locked the door quickly.

“Ok, you go now just in case. I’ll meet you outside the building,” I said. Sophie nodded and went back into the building lobby while I looked at the two sleeping figures. I pointed one finger at each and muttered “Exsuscitoroa.” Immediately the two of them began to stir, and I quickly turned and left out the same way Sophie had.

They were going to have a lot of questions about the day. Luckily, we weren’t going to have to answer them.

Chapter 8

When we got back to the car, however, we saw Charlotte sitting on the hood, looking annoyed.

“You two look like you’ve been doing something you shouldn’t have,” she said as soon as we got near.

“You can’t come out here and accuse us of something you don’t even know we’ve done!” Sophie immediately argued back.

“I can just tell.”

“You cannot!” I replied.

“Fine. Were you two doing something you know I wouldn’t agree with?

“No,” Sophie lied. “I mean, maybe, but what does it matter? We have information. How did you find us, anyway?”

“The coffee shop where I met Kelsey and Laura is two blocks from here, and as I was walking back to my car I saw yours. Seeing as you didn’t get any information yesterday, I figured you’d come back here today, and you were probably going to do something stupid to try and get information.

“Do you really have that little faith in us?” I asked, pretending to be stabbed in the heart.

“Yes,” Charlotte replied heartlessly.

“Well, I think that lack of faith is misplaced,” Sophie said.

“Tell me what you did then?”

“You’ll just complain about it, no matter what.”

“Only if it’s bad.”

“Wouldn’t you rather know what we found out? Isn’t that more important than pretending you’re better than us all the time?” Sophie asked and I stepped in between them.

“Ok, you know what? We’re going to go grab some lunch somewhere we can’t be overheard, and we’re going to go discuss what we discovered.”

Charlotte eyed us suspiciously, but agreed.

My vote was for Chipotle, but I was outvoted, and we ended up at Shut Up and Eat, a Portland institution that served up huge, delicious sandwiches on amazing bread. Charlotte nabbed us the most isolated picnic table outside, while Sophie and I went in to order the food. I got a half Mediterranean sandwich with a side of salad, while Sophie and Charlotte completely dropped their usual style of ordering vegetarian when I was around and got a meatball sandwich and a chicken parm sandwich, respectively.

Fifteen minutes later we had our sandwiches and were enjoying the sunshine of the day, the sound of traffic roaring past silencing our conversation to any passers-by.

“So, what did you find out?” Charlotte asked when we were seated.

“Well, I honestly didn’t find out that much. The closest I got to anything was that Jessica Oliver might have had a boyfriend in the office,” I started, lamely. I hoped Sophie had fared better, I’d done some pretty important magic for us to get into those offices this morning.

“I can tell you that not only did she have a boyfriend at the office, but I can tell you more than that,” Sophie said. “She was actually having an affair with a married man at the office. I have no idea who it was, though. I also found out she was definitely not liked at the office, at least not among the female staff. A lot of them got the impression that the only reason she was still working there was because of this relationship with this unknown man.”

“Why didn’t you press and find out who it was?” I asked, and Sophie shrugged.

“I didn’t want to seem too suspicious. Like you, with that half donut trick.”

“Ugh, you heard that?” I asked, suddenly embarrassed. “At least they fell for it. Or at least, they pretended to.”

“What donut trick?” Charlotte asked suspiciously, and Sophie’s love of making fun of me overrode her plan to not tell Charlotte what we had been doing.

“Angie got caught eating a donut, and then one of the workers told her she wasn’t supposed to eat that since she had diabetes, and Angie just threw it out and said her doctor said the diabetes was getting better and she could have half a donut a week.”

“Why would workers think Angela had diabetes?” Charlotte asked, and I groaned inwardly.

“We made two people fall asleep and then swapped identities with them for a couple of hours to find out as much information as we could about Jessica Oliver.”

Charlotte looked from Sophie to me.

“You cannot be serious.”

“Well, technically, I didn’t do any of it,” Sophie said. “Seeing as I don’t have any magical powers and all. It was all Angie, really.”

I glared at Sophie. “Really? You spill the beans and now you’re hanging me out to dry, too? Thanks, former bestie.”

Sophie shrugged. “It’s every woman for herself.”

“Did you seriously do that?” Charlotte asked, and I shrugged noncommittally. Sometimes it felt like I was the younger sister, not the other way around.

“You are absolutely unbelievable. Do you know how dangerous that was?”

“You mean the magic I was using? And that I did it correctly?”

“Yes, exactly.”

“It wasn’t any more dangerous than when you turned us into birds,” I protested. “It’s pretty much the same thing.”

“It is absolutely not the same thing. Those are other humans! What if you’d messed it up?”

“Well I didn’t, did I?”

“Luckily for you,” Charlotte muttered.

“Oh, so it’s totally fine to shapeshift when you’re ok with it, but not when it’s just us? I’m glad we’ve got that straightened out,” I replied.

“It wouldn’t even be so bad if the two of you had found out anything good,” Charlotte complained.

“What do you mean?” Sophie argued. “I found out she was having an affair with someone at the office!”

“Not only did I already know that, but I also know who with. And I didn’t have to do any magic to find out.”

“Oh, when were you planning on sharing that little tidbit with us?” Sophie asked. “If the meatballs on this sandwich weren’t so good, I’d throw one of them at you.”

Charlotte rolled her eyes. “I was going to get to it, after you guys shared your information. Jessica Oliver was having an affair with Jonathan Cork.”

“Cork as in the guy with his name on the door?” I said, raising an eyebrow. “I had a decent length chat with his secretary today.”

“Ohhhh I met him!” Sophie exclaimed. “He gave me the creeps. The kind of guy that you meet in a club and definitely don’t let him buy you a drink in case he roofied it.”

“Well, he was off the market on two counts. He not only has a wife, but he was also seeing Jessica Oliver on the side.”

“Maybe he got tired of her nagging him to divorce his wife and killed her,” I suggested.

“Or maybe his wife found out about the affair and did it herself,” Sophie offered.

“Remember though? Angela said one of the goats saw a man near the petting zoo the night before.”

“Oh, yeah. Ok, so the wife is out, and Cork is our best suspect. Did you find out anything else, Charlotte?”

“Nothing super important. She was getting pretty terrible grades in law school, but not bad enough to be kicked out of the program.”

“A terrible grade to you is less than ninety percent, what numbers are you talking about by normal people standards?” Sophie asked.

Charlotte shrugged. “I don’t know. I was just told they were bad. And this was a ‘normal person’ that told me,” she said, doing air quotes while rolling her eyes to emphasize her distaste of Sophie’s use of the phrase.

My phone suddenly buzzed.

Coffee? It was Jason.

Sure, give me an hour though. In Portland right now.

His reply came a minute later. Ooooh, someone’s investigating another murder case!

You don’t know that :-P

Like you were ever going to do anything else. Betty’s?

See you in an hour.

“Did you get any more info other than that?” I asked Charlotte, and she shook her head.

“Nothing especially important. Just stuff on how she was an amazing person, and she could be a bit vain but she had a heart of gold, that sort of thing.”

“Yeah, that was totally the impression I got from her,” Sophie said, rolling her eyes.

Charlotte shrugged. “Who knows. She had to actually be nice to Laura, or she wouldn’t have been friends with her at all.”

“Hey, if you guys are done eating, let’s head back home. I’m going to meet Jason at Betty’s in an hour. He’ll have been investigating her murder too. I’ll see if I can pump him for information.”

“I bet that’s not the only thing that’ll be pumping when you two get together,” Sophie teased, and I rolled my eyes in exasperation.

Chapter 9

Ten minutes late, I rushed into Betty’s Café. Jason was sitting at one of the corner tables that he’d somehow nabbed. The place was packed with tourists; the display cases holding various pies, cakes and other sweet treats had already been practically emptied, and it wasn’t even two in the afternoon yet. The low hum of a variety of voices passed over the room. Jason seemed oblivious to all the excitement and happiness around him; he had his little moleskin notebook that he always carried with him out, and was going over what he’d written. I slipped into the chair across from him and smiled at him as he looked up. Sometimes, when I caught my first glimpse of him and he smiled at me, I was struck by just how good looking he was. I was a pretty lucky woman. I wasn’t bad looking myself, but boy was Jason ever the head-turning type.

“Hey, gorgeous,” he said, winking at me. A small blush crept up my face.

“Hey,” I replied back.

“I ordered you a vanilla latte.”

“Ah, the true way to a girl’s heart,” I replied with a smile, just as Betty came by with the coffees.

“I heard you’ve had a couple interesting days,” Betty told me as she put a steaming mug of coffee in front of me, and another in front of Jason. She also put a plate of her now-famous chocolate pecan cheesecake on the table in front of us with two spoons. “On the house, it’s the last slice,” she told us with a wink. “I’d love to chat but I’m being run off my feet here,” she told us. We both thanked Betty profusely as she ran off to deal with a family that had what had to be at least seven children, and Jason looked at me carefully.

“How are you holding up?” he asked.

“Believe it or not, I think I’m actually getting used to finding bodies around here. I’m starting to think it’s me that’s the problem.”

Jason laughed. “Maybe that’s what it is; you’re a serial killer and you’ve been pinning all these crimes on other people. I was just too smart for you, that’s why you pinned the first murder on that developer in the end.”

I rolled my eyes. “Please. You’re already hot as hell, you don’t get to also have brains, that’s just not fair.”

“Oh, so you’re just dating me for my rock-hard abs?” he joked.

“Absolutely,” I deadpanned, grabbing a fork and taking a bite of the cheesecake, even though I was still totally stuffed from lunch. It was like heaven. “So how’s the reporting business going? You’ve probably got enough to write three weeks’ worth of newspapers based on the last couple days alone.”

“Tell me about it. Obviously the murder gets the front page. Especially since I managed to get some photos, and even a video, of that lady deciding to lay into you because there weren’t any calves there. And then, of course, your cat attacking her.”

“Bee didn’t attack her,” I said. “She just jumped up on her and peed on her. And to be fair, the lady had just insulted her.”

Jason grinned. “That’s true. In fact, it’s strange how Bee picked just the right moment to… surprise the woman. That’s some remarkable timing.”

“Bee’s pretty talented that way,” I replied. “I swear, she has this magical ability to know when you’re talking about her. I think it’s a cat thing.”

I felt a pang of guilt lying to Jason like that, but I also knew the rules: unless I married him, he was absolutely, not ever supposed to know about my magical powers. Those were the rules of the witch life.

“I’ve never had a cat,” Jason replied. “But all the memes I’ve ever seen on Facebook certainly back up that theory. Cats are weird.”

I grinned. “Cats are weird. They’re also a lot of fun. Are you more of a dog person?”

Jason shrugged. “Honestly, I don’t know. We never had any pets growing up.”

“Pets are awesome. They’re like small, affectionate children that never grow up,” I replied.

“Of course you’d love all animals, being a vet.”

“It’s true, I do.” Whenever I walked along the sidewalk in the spring and saw caterpillars making their way along the sidewalk, I’d always pick them up with a leaf and take them back to the grass.

“So you’re trying to solve this new murder, too?”

“I so didn’t say that,” I replied.

“Yeah, but I know you. You’re obviously trying to solve it. And your sister and Sophie too. I swear, you guys are the least subtle fake Sherlock Holmes crew that I’ve ever met.”

“Please. We’re a fake Nancy Drew crew, thank you very much. But if you must know, Charlotte has a mutual friend with Jessica—we were just trying to figure out what kind of person she was.”

“And who might have had the motive to kill her,” Jason finished.

“Maybe,” I replied, grinning at him, and he smiled.

“Well, I bet you you’re doing exactly the same thing!”

“What? Of course not. I’m leaving that to the police.”

“That’s so not true. You’re way too much of a journalist for that. You’re totally investigating Jessica Oliver and finding out whatever you can about her, even if you’re not openly trying to find a murderer.”

“Fine,” he grinned. “I admit it; I’m looking into her life.”

“So here’s an idea,” I said in a conspiratorial whisper. “Why don’t we team up? Try and find out all we can together. After all, I’ve already got some pretty juicy information.”

“Who says I don’t have the same information?” Jason asked.

“I have my methods, which I doubt you have,” I replied confidently. To be totally honest, though, I wouldn’t have been surprised if Jason already had figured out the same stuff as us. He was legitimately a very good investigative reporter. Honestly, he was probably too good for Willow Bay, where last week the second biggest story—behind the upcoming festival—was the news that Antonia deLucca had reportedly seen a cougar in the forest behind the town.

And speak of the devil, at that very moment, the woman herself walked through the door. She was old; a retired schoolteacher in her seventies who now had nothing to do with her life except start rumors and gossip about things. I wasn’t her biggest fan in town, as many of her rumors were cruel. As soon as she saw that Jason and I were here in the café, she made a beeline toward us.

“Angela Martin and Jason Black. Is it true what my eyes see? Are the two of you a couple?”

“We are, Antonia,” Jason said, smiling politely at her.

“Well isn’t that just scandalous!”

“How is it a scandal?” I asked. “It’s not the 1800s anymore; we can date whoever we want, whenever we want nowadays.”

Antonia smiled. “Yes, of course dear. I’m well aware of the moral corruption of today’s youth. I was more surprised to see the town’s local esteemed journalist in the company of a woman who was attacked yesterday, and whose attacker was found dead this morning.”

“Ah,” I said, understanding. “So you’re implying that I had something to do with the murder now. Again.”

Antonia looked shocked. “Why of course I would never do something like that! I simply find it interesting that so soon after you had a confrontation with the woman, she shows up dead.”

“Do you?” Jason asked, grabbing a pen. “Would you be willing to put those words on the record, and have them published in next week’s paper? Because as you can imagine I’m doing a number of articles on the fair, and on the murder, and it certainly would liven it up if I had your exact words essentially accusing Angela here of murder on the record.”

Antonia’s face fell at Jason’s words. “No, no, of course not,” she said. “I’m simply an old lady, what do my words matter? All the same, I must be going,” she said, turning and making her way past the throngs of tourists and out the door.

Jason shook his head. “That woman, I swear.”

I grinned. “Don’t worry. No one really ever takes anything she says seriously. I’m sure she’s been going around town all morning accusing me of being the murderer.”

“Still, that kind of thing can be damaging,” he said.

“It can be, but Antonia’s never been that bad. Remember Andrea Dottory? I don’t really think you knew her; she was murdered right around when you actually moved here for good. She was super vindictive with her rumors. She actually drove a few people out of town.”

“Maybe. Call it the journalist in me, but I don’t like people spreading lies about, no matter how little they’re taken seriously. Especially when the rumors are about you.”

I smiled. “My knight in shining armour.”

“At your service, m’lady,” Jason laughed, grabbing the other fork and helping himself to a spoonful of cheesecake. “So, you want to know what I’ve found out about Jessica Oliver.”

“I do.”

“Well,” he said thoughtfully, taking another bite of cheesecake, “I have done a little bit of research. I’ve found out that she wasn’t doing very well in her law school classes, but then no one’s ever been murdered because they had bad grades.”

“Yeah, we know that as well.”

“Did you know she was sleeping with one of her professors?”

I choked on the sip of coffee I was drinking. Super sexy, Angela. Good work. My coughing fit went on for about fifteen seconds, and when I finally came back up for air, Jason was gently laughing at me.

“I guess that’s a no, then,” he said.

“I definitely did not know that. Did you know she was also sleeping with her boss?”

This time it was Jason’s turn to look surprised, but he was decidedly more graceful about it. No coughing fit from him, his eyebrows just rose a little bit.

“Was she really? I knew she was working as an intern at a law firm, but hadn’t gotten to the details yet.”

I nodded. “Forrester, Forrester and Cork. Let’s just say that Smith was giving her some… extra experience,” I clarified.

“Do you have proof?” Jason asked, and I shook my head. “No, just info from a friend of hers. And some other people at the office. It’s probably not good enough to publish in a paper, but as far as we’re concerned it’s good enough.”

Jason nodded. “Interesting.”

“Which professor was she having an affair with?”

“Ethics,” Jason said with a grin.

“No way!” I replied, incredulous. “Really?”

“Yup. Turns out she’s not the first one, either. Though he hasn’t been her professor for a semester or so, so he’s not sleeping with a current student. But all the same…”

“That’s insane. So the ethics teacher was sleeping with a student, who was also sleeping with a married lawyer she worked for. This has love triangle written all over it.”

“Definitely. I have proof of the affair between her and the professor, too.”

“How did you even get all that information so quickly?” I asked. Jason was pretty good at this whole “digging up information” thing. He grinned.

“I’ve got my secrets. Plus, it’s still just Portland. Trust me, when you’ve worked as an investigative journalist in New York, even Portland seems full of naïve, small town people willing to give away any information. I swear, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel.”

“We’re not that naïve,” I said, feeling the need to defend the nearest big city. “Portland is a real city. It’s like, the twenty-fifth biggest in the country, or something like that.”

“Twenty-sixth,” Jason corrected. “I looked it up.”

“Yeah, well, it might not be New York, but at least the people here are nice,” I replied, and Jason laughed.

“You’re being pretty protective for someone who’s not even from there,” Jason replied. “I like small towns. I like it here, and I like Portland. In part because the whole area isn’t full of jaded people who refuse to talk to you unless they know you really well.”

I smiled at Jason. He was such a nice person, I had trouble picturing him being a deceitful to get information.

“All right, so now you know what we know. Why don’t you come back over to our place, and we can continue this chat with Sophie and Charlotte?”

Twenty minutes later we’d finished off the coffee and cheesecake, thanked Betty once again, and headed back home. It was actually the first time Jason had been to my place. I’d always imagined his first visit to my place would have involved way more bedroom antics and way less talking about murder. But alas, it wasn’t to be. There was plenty of time for future visits to the bedroom though.

As soon as we walked in and made our way to the living room, Sprinkles ran in.

“Someone new! Pet me! Pet me! Say hello to me!” he exclaimed, running circles around Jason’s legs, who laughed, and reached down and scratched him behind the ears.

“Ahhhh yeah, that’s the spot,” Sprinkles murmured happily. I motioned for Jason to sit down on the couch while Charlotte looked up from the medical textbooks she was reading and Sophie came in from the kitchen, looking at me inquiringly.

“Jason’s been looking into Jessica Oliver as well,” I said in explanation. “I was thinking we could, you know, join forces and combine our knowledge.”

“Good idea,” Charlotte said. “Jason seems like he has a good head on his shoulders, and we all know I’m incapable of keeping you and Sophie in line. Hopefully he’ll be better at it.”

Bee was sitting on the bookshelf, watching everything silently.

“Angela brought a boy home! Ohhh, he’s meeting the family. He’s quite good looking, as well. Too good looking for you, really.”

I glared at my cat, who deftly jumped off the bookshelf and onto the floor, and made her way over. She purred contentedly as she rubbed herself against Jason’s legs, who smiled and reached down hesitantly to pet her.

“Hey, kitty,” he said. “Don’t worry, I think cats are cool. Please don’t pee on me.”

Sophie giggled into her hands as I looked on, horrified. I tried to telepathically tell Bee that if she tried anything—anything at all—to ruin this for me, she was never getting another piece of sushi for as long as she lived. I’d never been so tense. Most girls are scared when their boyfriends meet their parents for the first time. I was terrified of my boyfriend meeting my cat.

Bee purred contentedly. “That’s right, cats are cool,” she murmured, before jumping up on the couch next to Jason and rolling onto her back.

“You want Jason to rub your belly?” I asked in a sing-song voice. “You’d better be nice to him, or else,” I sang, my eyes like steel as they bored into Bee’s relaxed face.

“Don’t worry, I already like him more than I like you,” Bee replied, and I relaxed slightly as Jason scratched her stomach lightly and she purred contentedly. It seemed Bee actually did like Jason. Thank goodness for small mercies.

I caught Sophie and Charlotte up on what Jason and I had discussed at Betty’s.

“Wow,” Sophie whistled when I was done. “The most incredible thing about this to me is that there were not just one, but two men willing to sleep with that woman.”

Charlotte scowled at her. “What?” Sophie asked. “She was a terrible person.”

“You think that about everyone,” Charlotte replied.

“I have to side with Sophie on this one. Who throws a full-on temper tantrum because they didn’t get to see the specific farm animal they wanted, and then ask for their twenty-five cent donation back?” I said.

Charlotte shrugged. “She can’t have been all bad, is all I’m saying. After all, I met with someone who actually liked her yesterday.”

“So where do we go from here?” Jason asked. “We have two people who slept with her. One of them was an unmarried professor who’d had affairs with former students before, the other is a prominent, married lawyer. I think I know which one is more likely to have a motive for murder.”

I nodded. “Definitely the lawyer. But still, I think we should look at both.”

“Ok,” Jason said. “Why don’t I start looking into the professor then? Since I was the one who found out about him, so my contacts are closer, and yours are closer to the boss. We’ll see if we can scrounge up anything else about them that might lead us in the right direction, and if we find anything that points more toward one than the other, we’ll move our focus there.”

“I like it,” Charlotte said, nodding. “The logic is sound.”

“Wow,” I said to Jason. “You need to come here more often. Getting to this point would have involved at least half an hour of arguing if it was just the three of us.”

“Well, it would have obviously been way worse an idea if it came from you,” Sophie said, sticking her tongue out at me, and I rolled my eyes.

This was good. We had a plan now. We were definitely going to find the murderer.

Chapter 10

The next day, I decided to do something I hadn’t gotten a chance to do in years: I was going to actually visit the Summer of Fun Festival here in Willow Bay. Charlotte had class, and Sophie was spending the day with her boyfriend Taylor, who had the day off. I texted Jason, who turned out to be busy all morning covering an obstacle course event on the beach, but promised that he’d come and hang out with me in the afternoon. That left me with the whole morning to enjoy the festival that I hadn’t really been to since I was a kid.

I decided to walk from home, heading down toward Main Street where the bulk of the activity began. The hot sun beat down on the pavement, heating the day. With the weather report saying it was supposed to hit the low- to mid-eighties, without a single cloud in the sky, this was going to be a perfect day. I knew I was getting close when I passed a local high-school student dressed in a giant orca costume. He waved at me, and I waved back. I walked down Main Street, which was completely decked out for the festival. Colorful flowers lined the streets, which were pedestrian only during the festival. The windows of every store were decorated with summery scenes: paper flowers, window paintings of people surfing in the bay, fake suns, and more. Even the vet clinic, despite being closed for the duration of the festival, got the treatment. A high school art student had kindly come and painted little cartoon cats, dogs and other animals frolicking in a summer field on the front window. I was definitely going to keep that painting up long after the festival ended; it looked amazing. I decided to make a quick stop at Betty’s to grab a vanilla latte before continuing on. It was just after nine in the morning, and business was booming. Every table was taken, and groups of tourists and locals alike were hovering near the counter while waiting for their to-go coffees. As I placed my order and joined the throng, I suddenly heard someone call my name.

“Angela!” the voice said. I turned and looked down to see the local real estate kingpin in town, Leanne Chu, looking up at me. Leanne was in her late forties, around four feet tall, with short black hair and a better sense for sales than anyone I’d ever met in my life.

“Oh, hi Leanne,” I said brightly. I’d never bought or sold any property, since my parents had left us the house we lived in when they died, but Leanne made sure she knew everyone in town just in case.

“Listen, your landlord is a client of mine, and I was going to start making this known after the festival ended, but the other party wants to move faster than that. The building your vet clinic is being leased from is being sold.”

“What?” I said, my mouth dropping open. Leanne nodded.

“Yes. My client was approached a few weeks ago by a man looking to add to his investment portfolio. He has decided to sell. Of course, this likely won’t make much of a difference to your business. Commercial real estate investment is very much a behind-the-scenes business. Most likely the only thing that will change is the number of the account you pay your rent into every month.”

“Let me guess,” I said darkly. “The man buying the property is named Matt Smith.”

Leanne nodded. “You have good information sources.”

I had run into Matt Smith—literally—a couple of months ago in this very coffee shop. He had tried to flirt with me, and I immediately wasn’t a fan. Call it witches’ intuition. Betty had told me he was one of those big hotshot real estate developers from Portland. Another one of those Donald Trump wannabes who saw Willow Bay and thought they could make their millions by buying up property here and modernizing it. Of course, people like that didn’t realize two things: first of all, the rustic charm of Willow Bay was half of what brought so many people here in the first place. And second, the people who lived here were very good at preserving the heart and soul of the town. Most of these investor types gave up pretty quickly on Willow Bay. I really hoped Matt Smith would be one of those. Unfortunately, it looked like he might be my new landlord.

“When is the deal supposed to happen?” I asked Leanne, a million thoughts running through my head.

“The negotiations are almost finished. I’d say they will give an offer that will be accepted within the next seventy-two hours, and then a few weeks for closing.”

Great. In a few weeks I was going to have some hotshot from Portland as my new landlord, instead of the kindly old man who had owned the building Healthy Paws’ Vet Clinic, and the small kitchenwares shop next to it, for over forty years.

“And you’re totally sure this deal is going to go through?” I asked. Leanne patted me kindly on the arm.

“Don’t worry. Nothing will change. You re-signed your lease last year, remember? You’ve got your current price locked in for at least six years.”

I nodded glumly as Betty called out Leanne’s name. She grabbed her coffee.

“I have to run. Don’t worry Angela, it won’t really mean much of a change for you.”

I wasn’t so much worried about me as I was worried about my town. We had soul. We had charm. And every time someone came in and tried to turn us into some modern-looking resort like in Hawaii, I worried. Tourism was all this town had; we had to make sure the soul stayed the same.

A minute later I grabbed my coffee, and left the shop, the conversation with Leanne leaving a sour taste in my mouth as I continued down the street toward the beach where most of the action was happening.

As I walked further down Main Street, the infectious happiness of the festival began to get to me, however, and I quickly put Matt Smith and his plan to modernize Willow Bay behind me. Hordes of children ran around in circles screaming and laughing, helium-filled balloons trailing behind them and tangling together. The aroma of grilling meat from the barbeques mingled with the smell of popcorn from the stalls selling their various foods. A man standing behind a wooden cart took money and made freshly-squeezed lemonade. A woman, next to him dressed like a clown scooped up fluffy cotton candy for excited kids.

I walked past all of them with my coffee, and made my way toward the beach. It was a gorgeous day for swimming and for surfing. The sun shone down on perfect waves—large, but evenly sized and spaced apart. The water wasn’t choppy at all. An announcer somewhere blasted out names from a loudspeaker, but the ambient noise around was so loud that I had no idea what was going on. I took off my shoes and left them in a quiet corner, hoping they wouldn’t disappear, and let the warm sand envelop my feet as I made my way closer to the edge of the water.

I shaded my eyes with my hand and watched a surfer manage to do a 360 on top of a wave. It was so impressive; these guys and girls could do things on their surfboards that I could barely manage to do on my own two feet on dry land. Suddenly, I felt someone wrapping their arms around my waist from behind.

Instantly, I began to panic. I was being attacked! I struggled, dropping my half-drunk coffee onto the ground and spilling it onto my foot. I let out a yelp as I leapt backward and threw my elbow back into whoever was assaulting me. I heard a grunt behind me as the hands let go, and I spun around angrily to see who it was.

What I saw was Jason, looking as sexy as always, laughing while holding his shoulder, which was evidently where my elbow had gotten him.

“Oh my God!” I said, completely mortified. “Jason, I’m so sorry!” I ran over to him, my hand covering my mouth. I really hoped I hadn’t hurt him too badly.

“I came over here to surprise you, but it looks like I’m the one who got a surprise,” Jason laughed, his eyes twinkling. Thank goodness he wasn’t mad.

“I didn’t realize it was you! I thought someone was attacking me!” Oh boy. I felt like the least sexy person in the world right then. I knew some people around were watching us, amused, but I forced myself to put them out of my head. Had it really been so long since I’d had a romantic relationship that the instant someone put their arm around me my instinct was to hit them? Great.

“Well, I’m glad to know my girl can defend herself, at least,” he replied, rolling his shoulder in the joint a few times. “Sorry about your coffee.”

“Don’t worry about it,” I replied. My face was beet red. I couldn’t believe my boyfriend had come up to be all romantic and nice and I’d attacked him.

“Rule number one to dating Angela Martin: always approach her from the front,” Jason said. “You know, I think that’s what they tell you to do with cheetahs and grizzly bears, too.”

My face flushed an even deeper red. “I thought we weren’t meeting until this afternoon,” I said lamely. “I wasn’t expecting it to be you.”

Jason grinned. “Well, there isn’t too much going on today compared to the other days, so when I saw you coming onto the beach I figured I’d come and surprise you.”

“Well, you succeeded at that,” I replied.

“I noticed.”

“You’re never going to let me live this down, are you?” I asked, and Jason shook his head, a smile still beaming across his face.

“Nope!”

“What if I bribe you? Maybe buy you a lemonade and some popcorn?” I asked, fluttering my eyelashes, trying to make up for the decidedly un-romantic way I’d reacted to my boyfriend’s greeting.

“That’ll certainly help,” Jason replied, and we made our way toward the stalls. On the way I told him about my conversation with Leanne. Jason’s face darkened.

“I’m not surprised. I’ve been hearing from a few people, apparently he has more than one deal in the works.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Definitely. Apparently he’s trying to buy the building your vet clinic is in, Betty’s Café and the long building that houses that children’s clothing store, the swanky gift shop and the art gallery. Apparently, his plan with Betty’s Café was to modernize the whole thing. He wanted to put in floor-to-ceiling windows, change the façade out front to be sleek and modern and make Betty change the logo.”

“I hope she told him to pound sand,” I replied incredulously. Jason laughed.

“She did, definitely. Betty told me she’s owned that building since she started the café in the late nineties, and no young whipper-snapper with more money than business sense was going to ruin her business or this town, as far as she was concerned. She told me I could quote her on that.”

I laughed. “Wow, it must be serious. I rarely ever hear Betty say a bad thing about anyone.”

“Exactly. I wonder what other properties he’s thinking of buying that we haven’t heard about yet.”

“I don’t know, but I don’t like it.”

“Me neither. But, unfortunately, there’s not much we can do about it. When the festival is over I’ll write an article in the paper. Who knows. Maybe the people will be so outraged that my article will spur an open revolt. It’s every journalist’s dream.”

“Really? Inspiring a revolt against a business developer in small town Oregon is your dream?” I asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Well, to start with. Eventually I hope to write an article that will inspire a populace to topple a fascist regime somewhere, but I figure this is a good start.”

“Start small and work your way up,” I laughed as I linked my arm in his. “Now, what do you say we forget about the fact that I tried to attack you, and let’s go enjoy this festival.”

“Oh, I’m not going to forget about that, or let you forget it... ever,” Jason teased, his eyes glimmering as he let me lead him down toward the beach.

Chapter 11

Arm in arm, I walked with Jason along the beach. Everywhere we went people were talking about the murder. It seemed that not only was it the talk of the Festival of Fun here in Willow Bay, but it had actually led to more people visiting than would have otherwise. It seemed a little macabre to me, to visit a place just to see the festival someone had been murdered at.

“The irony is, the murder has actually improved festival turnout,” Jason said, obviously thinking the same thing I was.

“It’s crazy, isn’t it? You’d think people would be afraid to come here, not clamoring to be here so they can tell all their friends they were here where the murder took place.”

A huge wave suddenly took out one of the surfers, and a loud cheer rose up from the crowd as they enjoyed the carnage. I turned to have a look. What? Half the fun of watching extreme sports was seeing the crashes.

“If you want we can head up to the stands on the other end of the beach,” Jason said, motioning to where a small set of bleachers had been installed to give VIPs a better view through the crowd.

“Aren’t those reserved for VIPs only though?” The VIP seats were sold for around three hundred dollars each. A number of prominent businessmen from the Portland area generally bought them every year, so they could say they came to the festival but didn’t have to mingle with the regular people on the beach. Jason grinned.

“You forget, I’ve spent three days now schmoozing people, and that includes the VIPs. We can go up there no problem, I guarantee it.”

“All right,” I replied, and we made our way over. However, just before we reached the bleachers, I saw someone I recognized. It was the man I had impersonated that morning! Lester Forrester. He was talking with a man I didn’t recognize; they were walking away from the bleachers, heads together like they were talking about something important.

I stopped and grabbed Jason’s arm.

“What is it?” he asked, and I pointed to the two men.

“That’s one of the partners at Jessica’s job. I don’t recognize the man he’s talking to, but what if they’re talking about the murder?”

“Then we definitely need to listen in,” Jason replied, understanding immediately. It was good, dating a journalist. I knew if Charlotte was here she’d complain that eavesdropping was terrible and we shouldn’t do it and a whole bunch of other nagging that I’d promptly ignore.

“Awesome,” I grinned as the two of us made our way as subtly as possible toward the two men. They made their way away from the crowd and behind the nearby taco truck. Continuing past it, they headed to the beach parking lot on the far side of the beach who’s sixty or so available spots had all long been taken up. They stopped, leaning against a late model white Porsche SUV and continued to talk.

Jason motioned for me to follow him. We swiftly ran to the other side of the parking lot, and made our way back to where the two men were, standing on the other side of the Porsche. It was a tall enough car that when Jason and I crouched down slightly, there was no way the two men on the other side of the car could see us.

“You’re going to have to take care of this, Les.”

“I know. I know, I’m taking care of it.”

“How? You’re a lawyer, for goodness sake. When one of your employees turns up dead, it’s not good for business.”

“Yeah, well, how the hell was I supposed to know that one of Jonathan’s playthings was going to turn up dead in some hick town?”

My face flamed red at hearing the man speak of Willow Bay like that. I had half a mind to throw myself out there and tell him just what I thought of him and his opinions, but Jason grabbed my arm firmly and shook his head. I realized he was right; we could get far better information by continuing to eavesdrop.

“Besides,” Lester continued. “It’s not like she was a high profile partner or anything. She was just an intern. It’s not going to be bad for business.”

“It had better not be, Les. Especially with what happened back in Chicago.”

“That was an accident too. Besides, the cops ruled Jonathan out of that murder. He had a rock solid alibi.”

“Well all I’m saying, is that when your partner has two employees that he just happens to be sleeping with turn up dead, it’s not a good thing.” My eyebrows rose. It looked like I had some Googling to do when we got home.

“It’s a coincidence, Gary. Nothing more.”

“I want to get out in front of this. We need to get out in front of this.”

“I know, I know. I said I’d handle it, ok?”

“Last time you handled it so well, you got driven out of town and had to move to Portland.”

“Look, I know you think that was all because of that girl being murdered, but I’m telling you, it wasn’t. We had planned on moving to Portland anyway.”

“That’s bull and we both know it. Besides, it doesn’t matter what the truth is. If the media figures this out, they’re going to run with what sells papers. And right now, the fact is, that two people working for your business have been murdered in the last ten years.”

I saw Lester Forrester throw his hands up in frustration.

“Fine. Whatever. You’re the public relations expert, Gary. If you think you’re so smart, you figure it out.”

“I’m just trying to keep you out of trouble Les. That’s what big brothers do. I told you years ago to stay the hell away from Jonathan Cork.”

“You always hated the guy. He’s never actually done anything though. The girl in Chicago, that was probably just some crazy guy looking for a thrill. I told you, the police looked at Jonathan then. He had an airtight alibi, there was no way he could have done it.”

“Damn it, Les. Don’t you get it? It’s not about what he did, it’s about what it looks like he did. You haven’t been listening to me at all. Anyway, I don’t care if he killed that girl or not. He’s a bad guy, and you shouldn’t have gone into business with him. But don’t worry, I will fix this.”

Suddenly, the guy named Gary slammed his palm against the side of the car we were hiding behind. Instinctively, I let out a small squeal. I quickly covered my mouth with my hand, but it was too late.

“What was that?” I heard Les ask sharply. I looked over at Jason, my eyes wide with panic. I had no idea what to do. We were totally going to get caught eavesdropping. Great. Suddenly, Jason took me in his arms, pulled me toward him and started kissing me!

I looked into his eyes in surprise as his lips pressed against mine. Part of me wondered what on earth he was doing, another part of me surrendering to the sweet touch of Jason’s lips, my legs going weak as his mouth explored my own. I involuntarily closed my eyes as sensations of pleasure coursed through my body.

“Aw, Gary, it’s just a couple kids making out,” Lester Forrester said, coming over and finding us. “Come on guys, get out of here.”

“Whatever man, stop ruining my vibe,” Jason said, shooting Lester a dirty look as he grabbed my hand and led me away. We ran off, giggling like children as adrenaline coursed through my body, both from the kiss and the fact that we’d just barely gotten away with our eavesdropping. If it hadn’t been for Jason’s quick thinking, we would have been caught for sure.

“Sorry about that,” I said when we finally stopped running, having reached the street Jason lived on a few blocks away from the beach. He lived in his father’s old house, a quaint little thing perfect for a single guy, or a couple. Not that I was thinking about moving in with Jason. Not yet, at least.

Jason grinned at me. “You’re so not cut out to be a spy,” he replied.

“Please, I’ve helped solve three murders so far.”

“Yeah, how on earth you actually managed to do it without getting caught is beyond me.” Ok, well maybe I had a little bit of help from the supernatural. But Jason didn’t need to know that.

“Maybe I’m just a lot better at investigating than you think I am,” I retorted.

“Maybe, but if it wasn’t for me, we would have totally gotten caught back there,” he replied, coming closer to me. My breathing was heavy, I could practically feel Jason’s body only inches from mine. The tension between us was palpable, when suddenly Jason leaned in and kissed me again. I surrendered to the kiss as Jason suddenly grabbed my legs and picked me up. My legs wrapped instinctively around his waist as he carried me into his house, where we went straight to the bedroom.

Chapter 12

An hour later Jason and I were lying in the bed together, with me nestled into the crook of his arm. He pulled out his phone and opened up the web browser, typing in Jonathan Cork’s name.

“There’s nothing quite as sexy as a man opening up his phone browser after a nice romp in the sack,” I teased, putting a hand on his rock hard chest.

“Hey, the first forty-eight hours of a murder investigation are the most important,” Jason replied with a wink. The first few results were what you’d normally expect from a high powered lawyer—the website for Forrester, Forrester and Cork, a LinkedIn account, links to a number of law organizations and a few charities that Smith was on the board of.

Jason frowned. “There’s nothing here about Cork even having worked in Chicago.”

“Why don’t you search for his name, then add ‘murder’ to the end of the results?” I suggested.

“Good plan,” Jason replied, doing just that. The first few results were once again his LinkedIn profile, and a few other charity sites. “Something about this seems weird,” Jason said as he continued to scroll down. “It’s like someone has put a lot of effort into making sure all the search results for Jonathan Cork are completely sanitized. I bet it was that Gary Forrester guy, Lester’s brother.”

“Yeah, I bet he’s done a lot of work to make sure nothing scandalous comes up,” I replied. “There!” I said suddenly, pointing to an article in the Chicago Tribune from nine years earlier.

Promising Young Lawyer Murdered in Her Lake View Home

Jason clicked on the link, which opened up a new page. Under the headline was a headshot of a blonde woman, probably in her early thirties. Her blue eyes sparkled with life, even in the context of the boring corporate headshot, and her smile looked completely genuine and unforced. She was really quite pretty.

Jason scrolled down as the two of us began reading.

“The body of a young woman was found in her Lake View apartment early Tuesday morning. Police have identified Laura Kasic, a twenty-nine year old lawyer, as the victim. Police were called after the victim didn’t show up to work for two days in a row. At this time, the police are treating this death as a homicide.

“Kasic was an up and coming lawyer at the local personal injury firm of Forrester, Forrester and Cork, who, according to her coworkers, had a great future in the profession ahead of her.

“Laura was a wonderful human being,” according to paralegal Maisie Long. “She was so smart. She graduated from Harvard Law Summa Cum Laude, and everyone knew she was going to go places. And she was the nicest person you’d ever meet. She was always taking on pro-bono cases, always working. She really wanted to make the world a better place.”

“Well, it seems Jonathan Cork certainly has a type,” I said wryly, looking at the picture of Laura Kasic and her long, bleached-blonde hair.

“I wonder what Cork’s alibi was,” Jason said slowly, as he Googled Laura Kasic’s name, clicking on more links from various news sites.

“You’re thinking he killed her and Jessica Oliver?” I asked, suddenly sitting up.

“Well, it makes sense, doesn’t it? These two women were sleeping with the guy and they both turn up dead? That’s a pattern.”

“I don’t know,” I said, still somewhat unconvinced. “It could just be a coincidence.”

“Shouldn’t we at least try to find out?” Jason asked, and I nodded.

“Yeah, for sure. After all, no matter what, I think Jonathan Smith is definitely our prime suspect now.”

“You’re definitely right there.”

On a whim, I grabbed my phone and searched the name of the firm—Forrester, Forrester and Cork—myself. After all, I wondered if there were any more literal skeletons in the firm’s closet, and my instincts were telling me there was more to find out.

The first ten pages or so of search results yielded nothing interesting whatsoever. My eyes began to glaze over as I read webpage title after title listing the firm in a directory after directory of personal injury lawyers. Maybe my hunch was wrong, but I had a feeling. And as a witch, when I had a feeling, it usually meant something. So I forced myself to continue wading through the pages of tedium, thinking to myself that maybe the internet was finally getting too big.

Suddenly, I stopped. There was an article, sticking out among all the others. It wasn’t immediately obvious that there was any connection to the firm, but I clicked on the link all the same. It was a link to a Facebook profile, belonging to someone called Tina Port. She looked to be a lady in her early senior years, who enjoyed cooking and sharing videos about animal rights, as well as cat gifs. I scrolled through her post history, laughing at the cat gifs—I knew this was important, but so are cats doing funny things—until finally I got back to the post that Google would have flagged.

Please help me find my daughter.

It was a photo post, and I clicked on the photo to read the accompanying text. The picture showed a happy, smiling blonde woman eating a slice of pie from, where else, Betty’s Café right here in Willow Bay. I scrolled down to read the text.

Please help me find my daughter. Ella Port has been missing for two weeks now. She went out with friends on Saturday, March fifteenth and never came home. Her friends say she wanted to walk home, and one of them insisted on going with her. She left her one block from her apartment, but Ella never made it that one block.

Ella is five foot six inches tall and has a slim figure. It’s not like her to disappear like this. She has a good job, a ton of friends and family who love her, and we’re all incredibly worried. We just want Ella to come back home safely. Please, if you have any information, please get in touch with either myself or the Portland Police department. I just want my baby back home.

I frowned slightly as I got to the bottom of the text, then saw the post had over five hundred likes, and a couple hundred shares. It seemed a lot of people wanted Ella Port to come home. I frowned as it suddenly came back to me. I’d just come back to Willow Bay at the time, and I was just getting started on my vet business so I had exactly zero time to focus on the news, but the name was starting to sound familiar to me. I checked the time stamp on the post and sure enough, March of 2014 fit. I actually remembered when Ella Port’s disappearance happened.

I scrolled back down to the bottom of the post and clicked on the comments. Most were simply people expressing their love for Tina and Ella and hoping that the woman would find her daughter, but a few offered advice and suggestions. And then, the twenty-seventh comment there made the fifteen minutes I’d spent scrolling through all of this worth it.

“I know Ella will forgive me for telling you this, but she was actually suing her old boss. He was sexually harassing her and he fired her when she went to HR. She didn’t want you to know. Her attorney is Annie Pelchuk at Forrester, Forrester and Cork.”

I tapped Jason on the arm hurriedly.

“Ow! What?” he asked, looking over at me. I handed him my phone wordlessly, and he read the comment, then went back to the picture.

“Did they ever find Ella Port?” he asked finally. I shook my head.

“I don’t think so. I mean, we can look it up, of course, but I remember her disappearance, even if it’s only vaguely. I would definitely remember hearing if she was ever found. This was huge news in the Portland area for a while. Pretty blonde woman disappears without a trace? The media was all over that.”

Jason nodded.

“Ok. So now we have three people who are either dead or missing, who all had a connection to that law firm.”

“Who were all sleeping with Jonathan Smith!” I replied.

“Well, we don’t know that for sure.”

“Come on, look at her. I think it’s a pretty safe assumption to make.”

“He wasn’t even her lawyer!”

“So? Doesn’t mean they didn’t run into each other in the hallway and end up being together.”

“I know when I run into pretty people I just immediately have sex with them,” Jason deadpanned, and I punched him lightly on the arm.

“You know what I mean,” I replied. “They could have started talking in the elevator, that sort of thing.”

“I do know what you mean, I’m just teasing you because you just get so cute when you’re angry,” Jason laughed. “You make this cute little face, like an angry squirrel. Yeah, that one!” he exclaimed as I sneered at him.

I flipped him off as I jumped out of bed and went to grab my clothes. “We have to tell Sophie and Charlotte. I think we may have just found a serial killer!”

Half an hour later we were sitting in our living room. Taylor’s shift at the police station was about to start, so he’d gone home to get changed. Sophie opened a bag of white cheddar popcorn and poured it into a bowl for us while Jason and I explained everything we’d found.

When we got to the end of the story, Sophie had a handful of popcorn stopped halfway to her mouth.

“That’s insane,” she finally muttered. “A serial killer?”

“I don’t know,” Charlotte said. “A lot of this is conjecture. Besides, didn’t that Gary guy say that the police in Chicago found out that Jonathan Cork had an alibi?”

“Yeah, but how good was his alibi? Haven’t you watched any CSI shows, ever? It’s super easy to fake an alibi. What if he just got a friend to lie for him, or something?” I retorted.

“Sure, but I just think maybe we’re jumping to conclusions here.”

“I don’t see you coming up with any better ideas,” Sophie said. “I’m fully on team serial killer.”

“Uhhh, you might want to rephrase that,” I teased.

“Don’t mock me, I’m on your side for once,” Sophie replied.

“Ok, ok, enough fighting for now,” Jason said. “We have to decide what we’re going to do.”

“Murder Jonathan Cork and hide the body!” Sophie exclaimed.

“Nope, we’re not doing that,” Jason replied. “Angie, what’s your take?”

“I think we should tell Chief Gary,” I said slowly. “After all, it’s his murder investigation. And besides, he’ll know what to do. If Jonathan Cork really is a serial killer, he’s already killed at least two, and probably three people. I think this is probably something we should leave to the police.”

“When did you become such a baby?” Sophie replied. I opened my mouth to reply, but Charlotte got there first.

“If by ‘baby’ you mean responsible adult who doesn’t want to get us all killed, sure. I’m with Angela. I think we need to go to the police with this.”

I groaned. “Great. I hate agreeing with you, you’re such a goody two shoes. It always makes me feel like I’m being the teacher’s pet or something.”

Sophie laughed. “Well if we can’t murder him, I think we should at least confront him. Maybe if we go to see him we’ll either find out that he does have a good alibi, or we’ll shock him into confessing, or something. Can’t we record the conversation or something? If he admits to us what he did, then we can give that to Chief Gary.”

Jason nodded. “I agree with Sophie. Oregon is a one party consent state, meaning we can record the conversation without him knowing about it.”

“Oh, you just want the tape so you can have a scoop for your paper,” I muttered, irritated that Jason didn’t take my side on this. Feeling my annoyance, he reached over and wrapped his arms around me.

“Don’t worry, Angie. I still think you’re awesome, I just think you’re wrong about what we should do. Besides, why don’t we just give this a shot? If it doesn’t work, we go to Chief Gary.”

“And in the meantime, Jonathan Cork has time to dig graves for all four of us,” Charlotte muttered.

“Well, it’s two against two,” Sophie said. “So I guess the only way to decide what we’re going to do is with a game of rock, paper, scissors.”

“I guess in this group, reasonable discussion among adults before coming to a mutually beneficial conclusion is definitely out,” Charlotte muttered.

“Reasonable discussion is overrated,” Sophie said. “Now come on, which one of you is going to battle me so we can decide what we’re going to do?”

“I’ll do it,” I said. Charlotte looked like she’d rather stab someone than play rock, paper, scissors to determine how we were going deal with a potential serial killer.

“Hey, why don’t I get to play?” Jason complained jokingly.

“Because I am way better at this game than you,” Sophie replied.

“How do you know that?”

“You didn’t grow up in this family.”

“I guess that’s fair,” Jason conceded, leaning back on the couch to watch the battle.

I stared down Sophie, giving her the most threatening look I could muster. We’d been battling over everything by playing rock, paper, scissors since we were five years old. This wasn’t new territory for us.

Sophie matched my gaze, her eyes steady. We didn’t even look at each other’s hands as Sophie began the incantation.

“Rock, paper, scissors,” she said, as I took my clenched fist and opened it flat, making a sheet of paper. I looked down and my heart sunk as I saw Sophie’s scissors.

“Scissors cut paper!” she cried triumphantly. Damn. Sophie almost always went with rock in the first round.

“Best two out of three?” I tried desperately, but I knew it was hopeless.

“Absolutely not. That’s it. Jason and I win.”

I muttered angrily under my breath about Sophie cheating, but I knew that I’d been beaten fair and square. What? It didn’t mean I had to be a good loser.

“So it’s settled. We’re going to confront Jonathan Cork,” Jason announced. “Are you going to come, Charlotte?”

“Of course,” she replied. “Do you really think I’m going to trust the three of you to do this alone? One of us has to be a responsible adult in case things get out of hand.”

I rolled my eyes at my sister: she might have been right, despite being the youngest of the three of us, but that didn’t mean her haughty superiority couldn’t be annoying sometimes.

Regardless of what I wanted, however, it was all settled. We were going to go confront Jonathan Cork, a probable serial killer.

Chapter 13

We agreed to meet Charlotte in Portland after her classes ended the next day, and catch Jonathan Cork as he was leaving work. After all, Sophie reasoned, after a long hard day of work he might be mentally taxed and ready to tell us anything. I wasn’t so sure a highly-paid lawyer was going to break so easily, but I supposed there was no way to know until we tried, right?

That was how we found ourselves parked in the law firm’s parking lot, sitting in the back of Sophie’s car, watching the front door to Forrester, Forrester and Cork like a handful of hawks. All of a sudden, we saw the form of Jonathan Cork coming out, and heading toward us. This was our chance.

“How do we know he’s not going to call out for help?” Sophie asked suddenly, looking at us worriedly.

“If he’s a serial killer he’s probably not going to be scared of us, he’ll just follow us and come slit our throats while we’re sleeping,” I replied.

“Great, that’s a really helpful visual, thanks Angie,” Sophie replied, and I shrugged.

“You asked the question.”

“Shut up guys, he’s coming this way. Let’s go,” Charlotte said, but I noticed that while the three of us got out of the car straight away, she stayed in it for a minute longer. I paused and looked at her questioningly, and she raised her index finger in reply. I knew what that meant; Charlotte wanted to try a spell. Unfortunately in order to use our magical abilities, Jason being around meant we had to be a little bit more subtle about it than usual. Well, that and the fact that we were in downtown Portland, with tons of people around.

I got out of the car and followed Sophie and Jason, who waited until Jonathan Cork was at his car before greeting him.

“Mr. Cork,” Jason called out, and the man looked up in surprise.

“Do I know you?” he asked in reply, a little bit cautious.

“No, you don’t. I’m Jason Black, a journalist with the Willow Bay Whistler.”

“Oh?” Jonathan Cork replied. He seemed like he half just wanted to get into his car and walk off, and half wanted to know what Jason was going to ask him about.

“I understand that Jessica Oliver worked for you,” Jason continued. I had to admit, I was impressed. By starting off with such a simple and innocent question, he had taken Jonathan Cork off his guard completely. The man relaxed visibly; I wondered what else he was hiding that made him tense up at a journalist’s name.

“Oh, yes, of course. Jessica. What an absolute tragedy. I truly hope and trust that the police will find the monster who killed such a promising young woman.”

“What I’d like to know is how you can explain a third woman that you were seeing having either disappeared or turned up dead?” Jason apparently decided to go straight for the jugular after making Cork relax slightly. Jonathan Cork suddenly resembled a fish, his mouth opening and closing over and over without saying anything.

“I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about,” Cork finally managed to stammer out.

“Don’t play dumb with me. I’m not here to write an article or some exposé. I know that you were sleeping with all three women. Jessica Oliver, Ella Port and Laura Kasic. Kasic and now Oliver are dead, and Port disappeared a few years ago. I think we can pretty safely assume she’s dead too.”

“I’m not admitting to anything. I was Oliver and Kasic’s employer. Both were killed in unfortunate circumstances. While I can confirm that Ella Port was a client of the firm, I had no direct contact with her; her lawyer was another associate here.”

Great. He was going all lawyer talk on us.

“You were a suspect in the disappearance of Laura Kasic,” Sophie chimed in. “What do you have to say about that?”

“I have to say that the police cleared me of any wrongdoing, I am not a suspect in her murder nor was I ever arrested for it, and now I’m leaving.”

“Fine, but if you leave now, I promise you Jason will be writing an article detailing how three women you slept with have either been murdered or gone missing,” Charlotte said, and I looked over at her, shocked that she was willing to lie so blatantly.

Cork looked torn as he looked from Charlotte to Jason. His look was hard; he wasn’t about to correct her. Finally, Cork sighed.

“Fine,” he said. “I’m not admitting to any affairs. After all, I’ve been happily married for twenty years. However, it is true that two of my former employees and one former client have either been murdered, or disappeared. However, I had absolutely nothing to do with it.”

“What was your alibi for Laura Kasic’s murder?” I asked. It was the earliest murder, and the one the police cleared him for.

“I was in London.”

“Like, London, England?” Sophie asked, and Cork nodded.

“Yes. I’d flown out the day before. I showed the police my passport; immigration had stamped it right around the time Laura was murdered. There was absolutely no way I could have killed her, I was thousands of miles away by then.”

Damn. There went my theory of an alibi that could maybe be disproven. Being on another continent was a pretty solid alibi for not killing someone.

“How do we know you didn’t hire it out?” Jason asked him. Oh, yeah, I hadn’t even thought of that. Cork threw up his hands.

“The police in Chicago thought that too. Ask them. They looked over every single financial record I had. There were no strange payments, other than, well, certain gifts that I gave to Laura. For her excellent work at the firm, of course.”

“Of course,” Jason replied cooly.

“And what about the others?” I asked. “Where were you when they were killed?”

“A few days ago, when Jessica Oliver was killed, I don’t know the time of her death, but I spent that whole evening at home with my wife. When Ella disappeared, I was with my wife. She was giving birth to our third child, and had a horrendously long sixteen-hour labor. They were just about to give her a C-section when little Gemma finally popped out. From eight until noon the next day, I was at the hospital, waiting for my daughter to be born.”

I shared a glance with Sophie. This wasn’t good. It seemed like maybe Jonathan Cork wasn’t our serial killer after all.

“Fine,” I said. “Say we believe you. What reason do you think anyone could have had to kill the three women?”

Jonathan Cork thought for a moment. “For Laura, I have absolutely no idea. She was a wonderful woman in every way. She had no enemies, no one who would want her dead. Ella, well, she had the lawsuit with her old boss. He got a little bit too hands-on, and when she went to HR, he fired her. She had a case, and a good one, too. Annie, her lawyer, had come to me a few times for advice, so while I didn’t work with Ella directly, I knew some of the details of her case.”

I noticed that he was careful not to say that he didn’t know Ella at all, just that he didn’t work with her case.

“I was sure the case was as close to a slam dunk as you can get in unlawful dismissal cases, which are notoriously hard to prove. Luckily Ella had done everything right. She had recorded dates and times when the harassment occurred, recorded conversations with her boss in secret, had kept all of her excellent performance reviews. The last one had been from a week before she was fired. Then the icing on the cake is she was fired the afternoon after complaining to HR. The morons didn’t even wait a few weeks to make it look like a coincidence. That’s the only thing I know about Ella that could have gotten her killed.”

“And Jessica?”

Smith shrugged. “She sometimes rubbed people the wrong way. She took a lot of care about her appearance, and she could get a bit disruptive if she didn’t get her way.”

Gee, you don’t say, I thought to myself as Cork continued. “But it wasn’t anything that someone would want to kill her over. She might have rubbed some people the wrong way, but that was it.”

“Thanks,” I said to Jonathan Cork.

“You’re not going to write all that in the paper, are you? Please, my wife…” Smith trailed off.

“Maybe if you really care about your wife you won’t stick it into the first skinny blonde thing you see next time,” Jason replied. “But no, I won’t be running an article about you. You don’t need to worry about that.”

Visibly shaken, Cork nodded curtly and got into his car, starting it in record time and racing out of the lot.

As the three of us went to the car, I noticed Charlotte hanging back. Whatever spell she’d set, she was obviously going to reverse it as soon as Jason was out of earshot.

When we were back on the road to Willow Bay—Charlotte driving her own car back—Jason, Sophie and I discussed what we’d found out.

“So do you guys think he’s the murder, or not?” Sophie asked as she drove down the Interstate so fast that I was more focused on our impending deaths in a fiery wreck than the conversation.

“I don’t think he did it,” Jason replied first. “He seems like the kind of guy who just doesn’t have it in him. He’s the perfect weasel-like personal injury attorney. The kind who looks good, says the right thing, and fights all his battles in a court of law. Not the kind of guy to go out and murder women he’s been with in cold blood. That said, I could see him being the type to hire a hit. I just don’t see him getting his hands dirty, and his alibis did seem pretty solid, without checking them.”

“I think you’re right,” I replied slowly, my eyes watching the speedometer. “I don’t think he’s the kind of person that would kidnap someone, murder them and hide the body in the woods.”

“So we’re back to square one, basically,” Sophie said.

“No, I don’t think we’re quite there,” I replied. “I think that there is definitely a link between the three women, and I think there’s a serial killer out there. It’s just probably not Jonathan Cork. Unless he hired a hitman.”

“Which we have no way of figuring out if he did or not,” Sophie answered.

“If solving murders was easy, everyone would be doing it,” Jason offered in reply.

“And the murder rate would probably go down,” I muttered. If only.

Chapter 14

We dropped Jason back off at his home, then Sophie and I went back home. We opened the door to find Sprinkles lying next to it with his hands in between his paws.

“I didn’t do anything,” he whined as soon as we entered. Sophie and I looked at each other. Uh oh. This wasn’t good.

As Sophie and I made our way to the living room, my first thought was how on earth did it start snowing in here? until I realized it wasn’t snow. It was toilet paper.

“Bee,” I muttered, looking around for the guilty party. It couldn’t be that hard. After all, Bee was a black cat, in a living room covered in white toilet paper. It had all been torn to shreds; even the two cardboard rolls I spotted lying on the ground had been thoroughly destroyed. And it wasn’t like she’d just left the toilet paper in a neat little pile in the middle of the room.

No, the toilet paper was everywhere. She would have made teenagers playing a prank proud. Shreds of toilet paper covered the couch, the bookcase; a string was hanging off the TV. There was even a long string of toilet paper hanging off one of the blades of the fan, reaching halfway down to the floor. Bee had obviously put a lot of effort into ensuring the living room had been well and truly decorated.

“What?” my cat asked innocently. She was lying on top of her climbing tower—which was, unsurprisingly, the only part of the room that didn’t have any toilet paper on it—basking in a ray of sunshine that was pouring in through the window.

“Do you want to explain this?” I asked, motioning to the toilet paper.

“Explain what? I don’t know what you mean.”

“The toilet paper, Bee. How did all this toilet paper get here?”

“Ohhh, that. I think it was the dog. I barely even noticed it.”

“Well I don’t think it was the dog at all.” I crossed my arms across my chest to let Bee know I was serious about this. She replied by rolling onto her side and stretching her limbs, then closing her eyes once more.

“You’re allowed your opinion. Oh, wait. You think I did it?” Bee suddenly asked, opening her eyes wide in innocent protestation.

“Yes, Bee. I think you did it.”

I could see Sophie struggling not to laugh next to me, even though she could only understand my half of the conversation.

“Well, I can’t say I did. However, I must say that whatever gremlins crawled out of the woodwork and did do this might have left if you had been home.”

Ah. So I was being punished for going away. That was the reason for today’s batch of psycho from my cat.

“Oh, so that’s what this is about, is it? And why did my going away result in this redecoration of the living room?”

“You should ask Gloria. She came by with Buster earlier. She might know, even if she wasn’t able to get into the house.”

That explained it. Gloria was a woman who had recently retired to Willow Bay from Portland. She’d brought her cat Buster to my vet clinic a couple of months ago, and he and Bee had immediately hit it off. Ever since, Gloria would bring Buster into the clinic once or twice a week and the two of them would spend the day together—usually sitting on top of the bookcase, mocking and judging the other animals that came into the clinic together. Gloria must have come by to drop Buster off for a play-date while the vet clinic was closed.

“Look, Bee. I’m sorry you didn’t get to play with Buster today. But this is completely unacceptable,” I told her as I started to scoop up shreds of toilet paper off the ground.

“I told you, I didn’t do it,” Bee replied comfortably from her spot in the ray of sunshine.

“Of course you didn’t,” I muttered as Sophie began to help me clean up. Just then, Charlotte came in through the front door.

“Well, this is different,” she said as she walked into the living room.

“Bee had a bit of a fit because Buster came by and no one was here to let him into the house,” I explained, glaring at my cat.

“Don’t tell her lies, I told you I didn’t do it.”

“And I don’t believe you,” I shot back.

“First you abandon me for the whole day, and now you don’t take my word for anything. The betrayal is like a knife through my heart.” I rolled my eyes. Bee could be so dramatic.

“What was the spell you cast when we saw Jonathan Cork?” I asked Charlotte, who gave me a small smile.

“I have to say, I surpassed even myself,” she bragged. “I managed to pull off a truth-telling spell.”

Sophie and I stared at her. “Really?” I asked. Truth-telling spells were among the most difficult spells in the witch world to pull off. Charlotte nodded, unable to hide the slightly smug smile from her face.

“Yup. First one I’ve really tried. At least, I’m pretty sure it worked.”

“How would you know if it didn’t work?” I asked.

“He probably would have started babbling incoherently, or making completely false statements. That’s why it’s such a dangerous spell to pull off.”

“Wait,” I said. “What about the fact that he wouldn’t admit he was having an affair with the three women?”

“Well he never actually denied it. He just said he wouldn’t admit to anything. Plus, it was my first ever truth spell, it was never going to be perfect.”

“Oh, sure, now you’re being humble about it,” Sophie teased.

Charlotte shrugged. “Hey, if you had pulled off an almost fully functional truth-telling spell, you’d be bragging too.”

“Yeah, well, I can talk to Sprinkles,” Sophie said, patting her dog’s head happily.

“Get back to me when you can do more than just one magic thing,” Charlotte replied, and Sophie glared at her. Sophie’s lack of magical abilities were a little bit of a touchy subject for her, so I interrupted before she had a chance to reply.

“So what this means is that Cork wasn’t lying when he said he didn’t hire a hitman?” I asked Charlotte. She nodded.

“Yes. He wouldn’t have been able to lie about it; he would have only been able to dodge the question.”

“So that definitively crosses him off our suspect list,” I muttered. In a way, it was a good thing. After all, I couldn’t see a man like that murdering women in cold blood. I could have seen him hiring out a hit, though.

“And now we’re back to no suspects,” Sophie muttered, grabbing a pile of toilet paper and throwing it dejectedly back onto the floor.

An hour later I decided to drop past the vet clinic to grab some files I wanted to look over before we re-opened, and also take a few minutes to myself as I thought about everything we knew about the case.

As I walked the twenty minutes from home toward Main Street, I thought over everything we knew about the case. The more I thought about it, the more I was sure there was a serial killer out there. It was just too much of a coincidence that Jessica Oliver looked almost exactly like the other two women who had presumably had affairs with Jonathan Smith and either disappeared or been killed. No, I knew we had to be on the right track with the serial killer angle.

The problem was, we had no idea who to look at. I thought maybe the four of us could go to the funeral, at least that way we could maybe talk to some of Jessica Oliver’s coworkers again and get an idea of who could be a suspect. It had to be someone who had worked at the firm in Chicago and then in Portland, so it wasn’t likely to be a low-level worker where the turnover would have been high. I suspected we were looking at associates, or maybe even partners.

All that thinking made me hungry; by the time I got to Main Street I decided to pop in to see Betty at her café, which was still bustling with activity.

“Hi Betty!” I greeted her as I walked in and up to the counter. It was late enough that there was a free table, but I opted for a slice of apple pie for take-out instead—unfortunately all the cheesecake slices were long gone.

“Hey, Angela, how are things?” Betty asked as she poured the milk into a to-go latte cup.

“Good, how about here?”

“Oh, busy as always during the festival! My brain is starting to feel a bit muddled from the lack of sleep, but it’s worth it.”

“Don’t say that too loudly, people will start talking,” I half joked, as I noticed Antonia deLucca sitting at one of the tables, straining to listen in on our conversation. I had a feeling that the next day more than a few people were going to hear about how Betty might be starting to lose her marbles.

“Ah, well, people talk. That’s what they do,” Betty said as she rang up my order and handed me my change.

“You have a very Zen view on life for someone who’s probably made two hundred coffees today.”

“It’s keeping me sane,” she grinned. “Oh, that and watching the news. Did you see that the video that was taken of Jessica Oliver having that argument with you the day before her death made the local news?”

I groaned. “Great.”

“Don’t worry. You come off just fine, after all, you were just trying to calm her down.”

“I guess I should be thankful Sophie didn’t punch her in the face, like she did Kelly Dottory that time,” I admitted. With Sophie around, things could have gotten a lot more intense than they had.

“See? Looking on the bright side of life. It’s the secret to getting through tough times, like having to make two hundred coffees in a day,” Betty told me with a wink, handing me my pie. I thanked her with a smile, then left the shop.

I was halfway down the street to the vet clinic when I spotted Matt Smith coming up the street the other way. I checked to see if there were any cars coming so I could cross the road before he noticed me, but just as I began to make my move, I heard his voice call out, “Hey, Angela!”

Great. There was no getting out of it now. I plastered the fakest smile on my face I could possibly muster in the hopes that he would get the hint that I didn’t want to talk to him.

“Hi, Matt,” I greeted him. “Sorry, I’m in a bit of a rush, I have to go to the vet clinic and grab some stuff before I meet my boyfriend for dinner.” So that last part was a lie; I knew Jason was going to spend the night working on his articles for the paper. I just wanted to emphasize to Matt that I had a boyfriend.

“No problem. Hey, I wanted you to know, I’m buying up the building your vet clinic is in, so we’ll probably be seeing a lot more of each other in the future.”

“Why would we be seeing more of each other? I see the landlord now like, once every few months, and mainly just because I have to give his cat her shots.”

Matt looked a bit taken aback that I didn’t seem thrilled with what he’d just suggested.

“Well, I thought maybe we could get to know each other a bit better.”

“I know you want to turn Willow Bay into some plastic resort town that looks like it belongs more in downtown LA than here. That’s all I need to, or care to know about you.”

“Ah, you just don’t understand business,” he told me patronizingly. “I’d love to explain the basics to you over dinner.”

“Sorry, when I’m not having dinner with my boyfriend, I’m too busy taking care of the business I’ve been running for years. You know, during those years that you were reading about how business works in books.” So, I was getting a little bit snarky. But he’d started it.

“Woah, sorry!” Matt said, holding up his arms in front of his chest. “I can see I hit a nerve. I like what you’ve done with the vet clinic. But I think together, we can make it look a lot more impressive. Bring you in a lot more business.”

“I already have one hundred percent of the business in town.”

“Yeah, well, people from Portland whose pets are sick might be willing to see you if…”

“If I pretend my vet clinic is an Apple Store and decorate it accordingly? No, thank you. The building as it is has a lot of character. Not that you would know what that is.”

“Well, it’s not going to be up to you, in a few weeks,” Matt said, obviously annoyed at me now. I had to admit, I took a little bit of satisfaction in the fact that I managed to rile him up so easily. Although my own blood was pretty much boiling over with rage. How dare he want to replace the cute wooden building that housed Healthy Paws and replace it with a modern glass monstrosity? No, I wasn’t going to let that happen.

“That’s what you think,” I told him. “Your deal hasn’t gone through yet.”

“What, and you think you’re going to manage to get something to change about that? Well guess what, money talks, and I have a lot of it. You’d be better off getting on my side here, Angela. Trust me. In a few years, I’ll be the main man here in town.”

“Yeah, ok, you get on that,” I told him. “I really do need to get to work.”

“Well, if you ever decide to dump that boyfriend of yours to the curb, I’m not so insulted that I won’t still take you out to dinner,” Matt said, flashing me a creepy smile. I visibly rolled my eyes at him as I crossed the street and walked to the vet clinic, making extra sure to lock the door behind me.

I made a mental note to go talk to my current landlord. Maybe there was a way I could convince him not to sell the property to Matt Smith. A girl could dream, right? There was one thing I knew for sure: I didn’t want that guy to own any property in Willow Bay, and certainly not the property my vet clinic was sitting on. Willow Bay had charm, it was what brought people to this town. I didn’t want some fresh-out-of-college kid with a trust fund ruining the place because he felt he could make it into the next Waikiki.

Chapter 15

When I got home just before the sun set around eight thirty, I was still fuming about Matt Smith. I was so angry about what he wanted to do with my vet clinic that I forgot to be angry at Bee, who had promptly begged for her dinner as soon as I’d gotten back. I was just scooping her dinner onto her plate when Sophie started talking.

“So I found out the funeral for Jessica Oliver is tomorrow. I figured we should go.”

“And find some new suspects?” I asked. Sophie nodded.

“I don’t know,” Charlotte interrupted. “Don’t you guys feel like it’s a little bit inconsiderate or something to go to someone’s funeral with the sole intention of interrogating people?”

I shrugged. “I figure Jessica Oliver probably won’t mind, since we’re using the information to try and find out who killed her.”

“Plus from what I saw of her, she was a terrible human being, I don’t mind at all,” Sophie continued.

Charlotte shrugged. “Fine. Well you two can go. I have classes tomorrow anyway, so I’ll go do that instead.”

A quick text to Jason and I discovered that he was going to the funeral as well—the murder was still the number one topic of gossip in Willow Bay, after all. From both locals and tourists alike. Circulation for the next issue of the Willow Bay Whistler was going to go through the roof.

“Why don’t you come along, Charlotte, and then you can just cast a truth spell on everyone, and we can just ask them all if they killed Jessica?” Sophie suggested. I smiled to myself slightly as Charlotte rolled her eyes.

“I know you have no idea how magic feels, but it’s not as easy as just pointing your finger and saying words. Magic is hard. There’s a lot of energy expended when you do a spell. I could barely pull one off, if I tried to do more than one truth spell at a time, I guarantee you none of them would work.”

“Fine,” Sophie said, looking a bit dejected. “That certainly would have been an easy way to solve all our problems.”

Charlotte was right, of course. Doing simple spells like unlocking doors took no energy at all, but the harder ones took quite a little bit out of us witches. It was why whenever I did a trick like turning us invisible, I took a break from doing spells for a little while. It was just too exhausting.

“We’re just going to have to do this the old fashioned way,” I told Sophie with a wink. “Like you normal humans do.”

She scowled at me; Sophie didn’t like the fact that her only magical ability was being able to speak to Sprinkles.

“Well I’ve had enough of being made to feel like a second class citizen for one night, what do you say we go for a quick walk, Sprinkles?”

Sprinkles, who had been apparently asleep in front of the mantle, was up like a shot.

“A walk?” he said enthusiastically. “Of course I’m up for a walk! Anytime! You’re the best owner ever, Sophie. I love you so much!”

I smiled as he danced circles around Sophie’s legs as she laughed and walked toward the door. “I love you too, Sprinkles,” she told him. A few minutes later they were outside; I could see Sprinkles’ tail happily wagging from side to side as he sniffed the bushes outside the front of the house, checking to see if any other dogs had been in the area in the few hours it had been since his last walk.

“He’s an embarrassment to all self-respecting animals everywhere,” Bee muttered from her spot on top of her cat tree, looking out the window.

“Yeah, well, at least one of us has an affectionate and loving pet,” I told Bee, who rolled over onto her back.

“You can pet me,” she told me.

“When I try, you bite me.”

“Only when you do it wrong.”

I rolled my eyes. I decided maybe I’d drop Bee off at Gloria’s the next day before the funeral. As much as I teased Bee for being a drama queen, I loved my cat, and I knew she was missing her boyfriend.

At eleven the next day Bee was safely at Buster’s place, and I had a headache.

“Where are we going? Why are we going to the car?”

“I told you, I’m taking you to Buster’s place.”

“Are you sure? That sounds like a lie. You’re lying to me, aren’t you? We’re going to the vet. Ohhhh God we’re going to the vet.”

“I am your vet, remember? And the office is closed. So no, you’re not going to the vet. Now get in the car quietly before I change my mind.”

Thankfully, at that point, Bee had hopped into the back seat of the car and settled into her usual spot. I rolled my eyes at Sophie, who grinned.

“Bee’s being a bit dramatic this morning?” she asked.

“She thinks she’s going to the vet.”

“She comes to the vet clinic with us every day.”

“I know,” I sighed. Fifteen minutes later, and Bee was happily at Gloria’s house. I promised to come pick her up later and thanked Gloria, who assured me it was no trouble. A couple minutes later, Sophie and I were back on the road, headed just up the road to Wawnee, where Jessica Oliver had apparently grown up, and where the funeral was taking place.

The church in Wawnee was small, and already pretty much filled when we got there. The church was done up in the typical Oregon style—made of wood painted white, it could have almost passed for a house if it wasn’t for the tall steeple at the front of the building and the large stained glass windows that lined the side of the building evenly. Most of the attendees seemed to be curious folk looking for more gossip fodder. I spotted Antonia deLucca on the far end of the church, dressed in black from head to toe. She looked suspiciously like a panther, stalking her prey as she hunted for more juicy tidbits with which to start rumors in town the next day.

I saw Jason interviewing a woman at the entrance to the church, who looked like she was enjoying being quoted by a journalist way too much. I waved at him as we snuck past into the church—which was standing room only. That suited Sophie and I fine; while standing we had a much better view of the room anyway. We both stood against the side wall of the church.

Despite the fact that Jessica Oliver hadn’t exactly endeared herself to me for the few minutes that I’d known her, I felt a small pang of sorrow as I looked to the front of the church, where a glossy oak coffin was covered in flowers, with a large framed photo of Jessica on an easel next to it. The photo was taken on the beach, and Jessica was smiling. She might have been a witch—with a capital B—but she still hadn’t deserved to die at the hands of a serial killer.

I let my gaze drift across the room. In the front row was a woman in tears, her hand being held by a girl who looked almost exactly like Jessica. That must have been her sister, and her mother. A few rows back sat Jonathan Cork. His eyes were dry, but he was staring so intently at a spot on the wall behind the coffin that I was sure he was only moments away from breaking down himself—which I knew he wanted to avoid seeing as how he was only supposed to be her boss, not her lover.

Two rows back from Jonathan Smith sat his secretary, dressed in a dark green suit with a black hat today. She looked at him with concern, her hands folded primly in her lap. Standing against the wall at the end of that row were the two Forrester brothers who worked at the law firm. One row behind Smith’s secretary sat Annie Barclay, the woman Sophie had impersonated for a while, and three other stone-faced people who I assumed must have been other lawyers at the firm. One was the good looking man who had asked for a meeting with Lester Forrester. The other two I didn’t recognize.

Behind them sat the receptionist, and the interns, who I couldn’t help but notice weren’t exactly thrilled to be there. One of them was playing on her phone, and the others were huddled together, talking to each other. They were the ones who spent the most time with Jessica Oliver out of everyone at the firm, but I had a feeling they weren’t exactly grieving her death.

Just then, a man came out and the service started. Sophie and I listened dutifully while he thanked everyone for coming and spoke for an hour about how amazing a person Jessica was. Her sister spoke of a kind, caring woman who would have done anything for anyone, but she was the only one to eulogize Jessica Oliver. Her mother sobbed in the front row, and by the time the funeral ended I was feeling a little bit down myself.

After the service ended, Sophie and I left the church and split up. I made my way toward the group of interns.

“Hi,” I greeted. “That was a hell of a service, wasn’t it?” I offered, and one of the girls snorted.

“I was just amazed that they found even one person other than her mom who could say a nice thing about her.” The others nodded in agreement.

“So I see you weren’t fans of hers?”

“No. We only came because our bosses said we had to come. Yeah, right Cork just wanted everyone to come so he could tell his wife he had to be here.”

“So she didn’t know about his affair?”

The other girls giggled. “Nope,” one of them replied. “Definitely not. She’s not the sharpest tool in the shed to begin with, but with Andrew and Lester doing their best to hide it from her, she has no chance of finding out. How do you know about the affair, anyway?”

“Oh, my sister goes to school with Jessica,” I offered. What? At least it wasn’t a lie. “They knew each other, and everyone knows about the affair.”

“Figures, I bet someone like her would be bragging about it all over campus.”

“So Lester and Andrew Forrester were doing their best to cover up the affair?” I asked. This was interesting new information.

“Yeah,” one of the interns replied. “I walked in on Lester one day when he was on the phone to his other brother. He said he was tired of covering up for Cork, and that they had to do something about it before he caused a scandal that would bring down the firm.”

“They’re personal injury lawyers,” I said. “Aren’t those supposed to be the lowest of the low?”

Two of the interns laughed. “That’s what we thought too. But apparently they actually have a good reputation. They do a lot of medical malpractice, that sort of thing. Plus with the amount of money they bring in, they’re totally loaded. That’s why Lester and Andrew are so focused on hiding Jonathan’s affairs anyway. They know that if the wife finds out and divorces him, it’s going to cost the firm not only their reputation, but a whole lot of money, since he’s a partner.”

“I guess that’s all moot now that Jessica’s dead though,” one of the other interns replied.

“That won’t stop him. Guys like that, they can’t help themselves. Don’t worry, he’ll find another hot blonde pretty soon. Hey, Sally, doesn’t that describe you pretty well?” the first intern teased the other one.

“Ewww, don’t even go there,” she replied. “He’s so old and gross.”

I made a swift exit and went to find Sophie. When I repeated everything I’d found out, she let out a low whistle.

“Wow. So I guess you’re thinking that the Forrester brothers might have killed the three women just so Cork’s wife wouldn’t find out about them?”

I nodded. “Yeah. You’d think it would be easier just to get rid of Cork himself. But what do I know, I’m not a serial killer.”

“Do you think they’re both in on it, or just the one?”

I bit my lip as I paused to think about the question. “I don’t know,” I finally replied. “I’d like to think just one. After all, how exactly do you partner up with someone in a situation like this? Do you think one of them just went to the other ‘hey I think we should start murdering our business partner’s girlfriends, are you in?’ What if the other one says no?”

Sophie giggled. “I don’t think they’re generally that obvious about it. But I know what you mean. I think it could be both of them. Did you feel the urge to murder someone when you were in Lester Forrester’s body?”

“No, but of course, the magic doesn’t work that way,” I replied. “Regardless, I know Gary Forrester, the third brother, doesn’t know anything. Lester denied knowing anything about the murders to him when Jason and I were eavesdropping, so if he is involved, he hasn’t told his brother.”

“Bummer. That could have solved everything for us.”

“There they go,” I said suddenly, noticing the two men heading away from the funeral. Their heads were close together, and they were obviously deep in conversation.

“Obviously we’re going to follow them,” Sophie said.

“Charlotte would totally tell us how terrible an idea this is,” I said.

“Well then it’s a good thing she’s not here, isn’t it?” Sophie said as we made our way toward the two men.

Chapter 16

“We have to be careful,” I told Sophie, grabbing her arm as she headed toward the two men.

“Well duh,” she replied, rolling her eyes.

“No, I mean, I’ve already been caught spying on Lester Forrester. When he was talking to their other brother, the PR guy, Gary. I don’t want him to catch me again.”

“Fine, then make us invisible,” Sophie said. “But it looks like they’re talking about something important, and I think we should hear.”

“Ok, come back here,” I motioned, heading behind a bunch of shrubs at the front of the church, behind a gate. We would be hidden from view while I cast the spell.

“Nonvideroa,” I whispered, pointing to Sophie. She disappeared suddenly, and I did the same for myself.

“Where are you?” Sophie hissed a second later.

“Right here, I haven’t moved, where are you?”

“I haven’t moved either.”

“Well then where on earth are you?”

“How are we so bad at this? We could see each other literally thirty seconds ago.”

“I blame you.”

“You would. This is so your fault.”

“How is it my fault?”

“You’re the one who cast the spell.”

“I know you can’t see it, but I’m rolling my eyes at you so hard right now.”

A minute later we had fumbled our way into grabbing each other, and I took Sophie by the hand so we wouldn’t get separated. We agreed to meet back there if we got split up for whatever reason, and then we quickly made our way back out to spy on the two lawyers.

“I don’t have any idea what we’re going to do about this,” Andrew Forrester started off.

“I know, damn it. I know Gary is onto things, but the police aren’t stupid, and goodness knows small town police stations leak like a sieve when it comes to information.”

“You need to trust Gary. He’s our brother. He’ll take care of everything.”

“And what if the police start calling? What then?”

“Then you’re going to tell them that we were together that night.” Andrew turned to his brother and grabbed him by the arm, his eyes boring into him. “We were together. You need to remember that. As long as we stick to that story, the police can’t prove otherwise.”

“Fine. What were we doing?”

“Watching the Mariners play the Orioles. The Mariners won. You don’t remember what the final score was. Got it?”

“Fine. Yeah, fine, I’ve got it. We were together, we watched baseball, Seattle won.”

“Good.”

“Now what are we going to do about Jon?” Les asked.

“Let Gary take care of that. There’s only so much we can do for him. But remember, he has that airtight alibi from the first murder, so they can’t establish a pattern of behavior. If anything, that makes him even less of a suspect in this murder. Don’t worry. We’ve been through this once before.”

“Yeah, and the last time we had to move the firm back to Portland because of the fallout.”

“That was with Chicago media all over us. Portland is smaller. This will blow over pretty quickly, especially since with Gary’s help none of us should ever be suspects.”

I instinctively looked over at where Sophie should be, even though I couldn’t see her, and raised my eyebrows. I could practically feel her doing the same thing to me.

“We had damn well better not be. With the solid alibi, it shouldn’t be in question. Why couldn’t that moron just keep it in his pants?” Les asked dejectedly.

“Because for some reason you didn’t realize when we were in law school just how much of a moron that guy was when it came to his personal life.”

“Hey, you can’t deny he’s an excellent lawyer, and the reason we’re both rich.”

“I’m not denying that. But I’m saying while he might be good at his job, he’s awful at his life.”

“Well, I can’t argue with that.”

“You shouldn’t. You should have known something was up when he made that bet in college to get people to pay him based on the number of girlfriends he could juggle at once without getting caught.”

Wow, Jonathan Cork certainly seemed like a winner.

The two men started back toward the church and began talking about another big case the firm was potentially going to take on. I drew back behind a car with Sophie and reversed the spell, after making sure there was no one around who could see us, and a minute later we were visible once more. We walked back out from behind the car, heading in the same direction as the two men, since I wanted to chat with Jason a bit before we left, and I knew he would most likely still be at the church conducting interviews.

“Well, I think we have main suspect number one and main suspect number two,” Sophie said casually as we walked back.

“The question is, how do we prove it?”

“Well, we could start by destroying their fake alibi.”

“How though? We can’t exactly admit that we were eavesdropping and that the two men admitted to us that they completely made everything up.”

“No,” Sophie said slowly. “You’re right, we can’t.”

Suddenly, her face lit up. I looked over and saw Taylor, her boyfriend, standing over to the side, watching over the funeral. He was dressed in civilian clothes, just casually watching the different groups of people chatting outside the church. I saw Antonia deLucca in one corner, enthusiastically talking to a man I didn’t recognize.

“Hey, honey,” she said as she made her way over to him. I followed. His face lit up when he saw her; I smiled. Sophie had always been a serial dater, the type to have six different boyfriends in six months. But ever since she and Taylor started dating, which had to be at least four months ago now, Sophie seemed to finally be content in a long-term relationship. For her, four months was practically marriage.

“Hey, how’s my favorite vet tech?” he asked, giving her a quick kiss and nodding at me. I smiled hello.

“Good! We’re just checking out the funeral,” Sophie told him. “How about you? What brings you out to this part of the county?”

“Chief Gary has me out here, we figured maybe there was a long shot that the person responsible would come to the funeral.”

“Long shot,” I said. “So that means you don’t really have a lot of clues to go on?”

Taylor gave me a searching look. “You know I can’t speak about an open investigation. But the two of you had better not be here trying to figure everything out for yourselves,” he warned, giving Sophie a stern look. She fluttered her eyelashes at him, giving her best “what, me?” innocent look to Taylor.

“Of course not, honey,” she said. “We would never do that.”

“That’s funny,” he said, sticking his tongue out at her. “I’m pretty sure you’ve done exactly that multiple times now.”

“Those were just flukes.”

“Of course they were.”

Just then, I spotted Jason on the other side of the courtyard.

“Hey, I’ll leave you guys to hash this out if you don’t mind. Sophie, when do you want to meet to head home?”

“Oh, I’ll go back with Taylor,” Sophie said, rummaging through her purse and tossing me her keys. “You take the car back.”

“Sure,” I replied with a smile, waving goodbye to the happy couple and heading over to my own boyfriend.

“Hey, Angie,” Jason said, breaking out into a smile when he saw me. I could never get over just how good that man looked when he smiled. The little dimples in his cheeks made my knees go weak every time I saw them.

“How’s the interviewing going? I bet you I have a better scoop than anything you’ve come up with,” I teased, a twinkle in my eye.

“Well, that’s certainly not hard to do,” Jason admitted. “So far all I have is people who asked me if their names can be in the paper, and they’ve all just given me stories about how they grew up with Jessica, and they were her best friend, and she was the best person ever.”

“Maybe they’re not entirely lying?” I suggested.

“One of them had a strong Australian accent and a tan that’s physically impossible to obtain in Oregon,” Jason replied, and I giggled. “So what did you find out?” he asked, and I relayed to him the conversation Sophie and I had overheard.

“And how exactly did you manage to hear this?” Jason asked, his eyes gleaming with excitement.

“We possibly eavesdropped. What? It’s not like we didn’t do exactly the same thing!” I argued. Jason laughed.

“That’s true. Either way, that’s some pretty interesting information there. I wish one of them had actually admitted that they’d killed her.”

I let out a sigh. “Me too. Right now, while I definitely think they are our prime suspects, I don’t know if the murder was committed by just the one, or if they were both in it together. What do you think?”

“I think you’re definitely on the right track. But I agree, it’s too early to call which one did it or if they partnered up to do it. We’re going to have to dig deeper into this.”

“Yeah,” I said. “Sophie and I think we should break their alibi apart, but we have no idea how.”

“Well, I’m sure you’ll come up with something. Do you want me to come by later and brainstorm with you?”

“Sure,” I said with a smile. “That sounds good. As long as you can put up with the craziness of Sophie and Charlotte and I all talking about the murder again.”

“I grew up in New York City, you guys are pretty much saints compared to a lot of the stuff I saw there,” Jason replied, and I stuck my tongue out at him.

“Enjoy your interviews,” I told him as I headed off toward where Sophie had parked the car on the way in.

Chapter 17

As I got into the car and started the engine, I realized just how exhausted I was. I figured I could stop by the Indian food place on the way back and grab some dinner for the three of us; I knew Bee would be upset that I didn’t pick Japanese, but since she had gotten to spend the whole day wreaking havoc with Buster, she was just going to have to deal with it.

I started back on the country road that led from Wawnee to Willow Bay. After spending the warm afternoon outside, I cranked the air conditioning, turned on the radio and found the Variety channel blasting out Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira.

Singing along to Shakira—badly, I might add—I didn’t even notice the car with its headlights on pulling up behind me. When I eventually saw it in my rear view, it was driving behind me. Great. Small town country roads always had people trying to drive way too fast on them; after all, they were generally pretty straight, rarely ever had any traffic, and the cops preferred to catch people headed toward the Interstate, where they were more likely to catch people breaking the law by sheer virtue of the number of cars on the road.

I motioned for the car behind me to overtake me as I pulled over slightly further toward the side of the road.

“Come on,” I said as Shakira belted out the chorus. The car was refusing to pass, though. It was right on my bumper, and there was obviously nothing coming the other way. I could see for a good mile or so, and there were no cars in the oncoming traffic lane.

“Are you dumb, or just blind?” I started muttering to the idiot behind the wheel of the other car. So I have a bit of road rage sometimes. But not only did he have his high beams on in the middle of the day, but he was starting to annoy me.

I decided I didn’t want him on my bumper anymore, so I pressed my foot on the gas and Sophie’s old clanger of a car burst to life, speeding away. When I looked in my mirror, though, that same car was still right behind me.

Ok, now I was worried. I didn’t know what this car wanted, but I didn’t like it. Looking in the rear view, I could tell it was a sedan, and it was dark, but that was it. The lights were blocking me from being able to tell anything else.

My heart began to pound. My parents had been killed in a car accident, and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t get that idea out of my brain. I tried to force myself to concentrate on the road. I was ten miles from Willow Bay. If I could just get through to the city limits I could get off this road, and drive straight to the police station, or something.

I pulled ahead once more, refusing to look at the odometer. I wasn’t a big fan of speeding. For the first time in my life, I found myself wishing Sophie was driving instead of me; for all the crap I gave her about driving too quickly, she could definitely handle herself in the car at high speeds. I wasn’t sure I could.

Suddenly, the car pulled out from behind me.

Oh, good, he’s just passing me after all. Maybe he just sucks at driving, I thought to myself. I looked over at the driver and only saw the vague outline of a person wearing a hoodie with the hood up, the rim of a baseball cap jutting out from underneath it.

The next thing I knew, there was a sickening thud and the steering wheel in my hand jerked to the right. I let out a scream as I wrenched the wheel back, trying to get the car back onto the road. Whoever was in that car was trying to kill me!

I saw the car swerve toward me again, and this time, I slammed on the brakes. Instead of hitting me side on, my car’s deceleration led to the other car simply getting the front of mine. My car spun in circles, and I could feel it heading off the road.

Please don’t let me die like this, I thought to myself, squeezing my eyes shut.

There was a loud crunch, and then nothing. I sat there, motionless, for what felt like five minutes. No one was coming. That meant whoever was in the car that had driven me off the road was gone. That was something, at least.

Finally, I gathered the courage to open my eyes. I was looking directly at the trunk of a tree that the front of Sophie’s car had bashed into.

“No fighting, no fighting,” the radio still blasted out as the song ended. I jammed my finger onto the power buttoned and turned the radio off. There was silence everywhere. I couldn’t even hear myself breathe; a moment later I realized it was because I wasn’t breathing. Forcing myself to let out a breath, I started to slowly move my legs. They still worked; that was good. So did my arms. And my neck. It seemed that I was mostly fine.

Reaching over to my purse, I saw it had fallen to the floor in the collision. I reached down and grabbed my phone and dialled Sophie’s number.

“I was about to get lucky, and you ruined it,” Sophie said into the phone as soon as she picked up. Despite myself, I couldn’t help but laugh.

“Sorry,” was the only answer I could muster.

“Are you ok?” Sophie suddenly asked, concerned. “You sound weird.”

“Um, I was just kind of in a bit of an accident.”

“Oh my God! Are you ok? Where are you?”

“I’m ok. I think I’m ok. I can move everything, but I think your car is probably a goner.”

“Where are you? Taylor and I are coming to get you right now.” I could hear some rustling in the background, like Sophie was getting up from wherever she was sitting.

“I’m uh… I don’t really know. I’m on the road between Willow Bay and Wawnee, somewhere. On the side. Like maybe nine miles out from Willow Bay?”

“Are you trapped, or can you get out of the car?”

“I honestly don’t know.”

“Ok, well don’t hang up. Taylor is driving. I’m staying on the line with you until we get there. Can you try to open the door?”

“Yeah. Yeah, I can try,” I said, Sophie’s commands soothing my nerves. She was giving me something to do. I reached over to the door handle and pushed, but nothing happened. “Hold on,” I said. “I need to put the phone down to try and give this a bigger push.”

With the full weight of both arms, I managed to pry the door open.

“Ok, I have the door open.”

“Now, are you sure you’re able to get out of the car?” Sophie asked.

“I think so.”

“Try it, but if you feel any pain whatsoever, I want you to stop immediately. Got it?”

“I got it,” I replied, gingerly moving my legs out from under the steering wheel and onto the grass. There was no pain, but as soon as I got up my head began to spin somewhat.

“Sophie?”

“Yes?”

“Everything is spinning.”

“Sit down,” Sophie ordered, and I did as she asked, the sharp grass biting through the thin layer of my black pants as I sat on the ground. “Are you sitting?”

“Yes.”

“Now, I want you to look around. Where are you?”

I slowly began to take in my surroundings. The car had fallen down a short embankment, about four feet lower than the street level. The car had hit a tree, but it was just a small birch. All in all, I had actually been pretty lucky. I described the scene to Sophie.

“Can you climb up the embankment so we can see you when we come past?”

“I think so.”

“Good. Do that,” Sophie ordered. I crawled up the embankment slowly; my head felt like it was on fire. When I was there, I told Sophie I’d done it.

“Good. Now don’t move. Tell me what happened, we’ll be there in a couple of minutes.”

About five minutes later I’d told Sophie everything that had happened with the car that had run me off the road. Taylor called Chief Gary, who came and took my statement himself.

“You should really go to the hospital,” Chief Gary told me for the tenth time since taking my statement.

“I’m fine. I’ll go home and rest, and if I feel like I have a concussion tomorrow I’ll go see the doctor.”

“Fine, but I will be calling you tomorrow to make sure you’re really all right,” Chief Gary warned me. “And I’ll be asking Charlotte for her opinion, as well.”

“I’m the older sister, you’re supposed to be taking my word over hers.”

“She’s the one who’s trained to be a doctor.”

“So am I!”

“On humans,” Chief Gary replied, giving me a pointed look.

“Close enough,” I muttered in reply. “Fine. I’ll check in tomorrow,” I finally added. “Taylor can drive Sophie and I home. I’ll get Charlotte to pick up Bee.”

I texted my sister quickly asking her to get my cat while Sophie came over.

“Did you convince her to go to the hospital?” she asked Chief Gary, and he gave her a wry smile.

“What do you think? We’ve compromised. I’ll check in tomorrow and see how she’s feeling; if there are any problems then Angela has agreed to go see the doctor.”

“Good. If she keeps getting into trouble we’ll finally have enough reason to build a hospital in Willow Bay.”

“I know you’re joking, but I don’t like this at all,” Chief Gary replied. “From what Angela has told me it sounds like someone tried to purposely run her off the road. She’s extremely lucky to just come out of this with a small concussion.”

I shifted uncomfortably in place. I didn’t really like to think about what could have happened.

“What I want to know is why someone would go after Angela.” Sophie and I glanced at each other. “The two of you aren’t getting in too deep on the Jessica Oliver murder, are you?” Chief Gary continued, his eyes narrowing.

“What? No, of course not,” Sophie replied in a voice that was a half octave too high to be completely believable. “We have no reason to be involved in a murder case.”

“Good. Make sure it stays that way. I want to find the person who did this to Angela. If you think of anyone who might have wanted to do this to you, please let me know. I mean it. I don’t even care if you have been investigating the murder, I just don’t want you hurt worse than you already are.”

I nodded mutely. I knew what Chief Gary was telling me, but I couldn’t admit to him that we had been investigating the murder separately. I just couldn’t.

“Take care of yourself, Angela. I’ll check in with you tomorrow.”

He gave me an awkward pat on the shoulder then headed off to speak with one of his other officers. I glanced over at Sophie.

“I just want to go home,” I told her quietly, and she nodded, leading me back to Taylor’s truck. Five minutes later Taylor was driving us back home.

“I’ll bring you guys over some food,” he told us. “You’re a vegetarian, right Angela?” he asked, looking at me through the rear view.

“Yeah,” I offered. “Thanks.”

Chapter 18

When we walked through the door, Charlotte looked ready to kill us.

“What?” I protested. “You don’t even know what happened yet.”

“You had better have a damn good excuse for this,” Charlotte replied.

“Is she back? Is the human who forgot her poor, long-suffering, adorable, starving cat at her boyfriend’s house back at the house? She was too busy to pick me up herself, but she has finally graced us with her presence.”

Bee was upset, I gathered.

“What did she do?” I asked Charlotte quietly so Bee couldn’t hear.

“She hid. Her and Buster. It took us thirty minutes to find them; they were inside the dryer.”

“Oh, God,” I replied, rolling my eyes. “I’m sorry.”

I walked past Charlotte into the living room.

“Her Majesty graces us with her presence,” Bee announced.

“I’ve always wished you’d call me that,” I replied, “Although I always pictured it with a bit less biting sarcasm.”

“Why should I speak to the human who cannot be bothered coming to get her cat herself?”

“Someone tried to kill me, Bee. I got run off the road and was in a car accident.”

“Wait, what?” Charlotte said from her spot in front of the door.

“Sure, make this all about you,” Bee replied, carefully licking a paw. “But all the same, I am glad you’re alive.”

“Thank you,” I told Bee.

“You’re welcome. After all, I don’t trust the dog owner or the other one to feed me as much sushi as you do.”

Of course Bee was going to miss me spoiling her over anything else.

“Hold up,” Charlotte interrupted. “You can make up with your cat later,” she continued, earning herself a hiss from Bee. “Tell me about someone trying to kill you.”

I turned and told her the whole story about the car coming up behind me and driving me off the road. When I was finished, Charlotte’s face was white.

“We need to stop investigating this murder. It almost got you killed tonight.”

“Are you joking?” Sophie replied. “This means we have to work extra hard to figure out which one of the Forrester brothers killed those women. It’s the only way to make sure Angela stays safe.”

“If anyone kills my sushi giver, I’ll claw them to death,” Bee added.

“Well, I’m glad to see you’re on my side again, and for all the right reasons too,” I told her, and she purred contentedly.

“You’re welcome.”

“That’s the worst logic I’ve ever heard,” Charlotte said. “If we stop looking for the killer, then assuming the killer was the person who tried to run Angela off the road, then they’ll have no reason to keep going after her.”

“But what if they don’t stop?” I argued. “What if they decide to kill me anyway? I’m with Sophie on this one. I want to do my best to make sure whichever Forrester brother is responsible, or both of them, are locked up.”

“How do you know it’s one of the Forrester brothers?” Charlotte asked, and Sophie and I went over the rest of the afternoon’s activities with her. When we were finished, her face was ashen.

“That’s enough. We’re finished. There’s absolutely no way we’re going to continue investigating this murder.”

I opened my mouth to argue, but just then Taylor walked into the house, carrying a whole bunch of take-out containers, followed closely by Jason who ran over to me and took me in his arms. I leaned against my boyfriend as Sprinkles ran up to Taylor, happily running around his legs as Sophie sprang up to help him with the food.

“How did you know what happened?” I muttered to Jason.

“Sophie texted me when you guys were in the car on the way home. She told me what happened. Are you alright?”

“I didn’t know what you girls wanted, so I grabbed some Indian, some Japanese and some sandwiches,” Taylor said sheepishly.

“You’re amazing,” Sophie told him, giving him a passionate kiss. Bee perked up at the mention of Japanese and began stalking Taylor as well, while Charlotte moved toward the kitchen and grabbed some plates. My stomach rumbled and I quickly realized just how hungry I really was.

“I’m ok,” I told Jason. “I think everyone’s overreacting. My head hurts, but I don’t think I’m concussed.”

“That sounds like something a concussed person wouldn’t be the best judge of,” Jason scolded gently, easing his way out of my embrace to get me some food.

A few minutes later I had a plate of daal and some naan bread, Bee was happily eating a piece of sushi, and Sprinkles was successfully begging for bits of Sophie’s chicken tikka masala. Taylor was speaking with Sophie and Charlotte while I sat at the small table in the corner of the kitchen. Jason hovered over me, softly telling me he was glad that I was alright, and that no matter what happened, he was going to find the person who did this to me. I was loathe to admit it, but my head hurt, and I was exhausted. As soon as I was finished eating, I thanked Taylor and headed straight off to bed, where Jason tucked me in and curled up next to me. I fell asleep in the comforting embrace of his arms and slept straight through until the next morning.

Jason, Sophie and Charlotte were gone the next morning by the time I got up, so I ate a quick breakfast, shared words with Bee and realized my head was feeling a lot better. I decided to go see my landlord, so I threw on some jeans and a cute shirt and headed into town. I had a text from Jason who told me he was out investigating the accident and to text him straight away if I needed anything. He said he’d come back later that day to check on me, and I smiled warmly at my phone. I really did have the best boyfriend ever.

Larry Brookside had been a fixture of Willow Bay for years. At one point he’d owned well over half of the commercial buildings downtown, as well as a handful of residential properties which he rented out at reasonable rates, making him one of the town’s most popular businessmen among the local populace. I was definitely a fan; when I started Healthy Paws Vet Clinic he’d given me the first eight months rent free in exchange for free veterinary care for his cat. He told me at the time that it was important to give young new businesspeople a chance, and that he remembered how hard it was to get started in business long ago.

Now well into his eighties, Larry was still quite sprightly, and he greeted me warmly when he answered the door to the old bungalow he’d been living in for the last sixty years.

“Ah, Angela! Come in, come in! It’s been way too long.”

“Hi, Larry. How are you?”

“Well, I’m not dead yet, and at my age that’s pretty much the only goal. I assume you must have heard about the sale of the property the vet clinic sits on?”

I smiled slightly; Larry was never one to beat around the bush. He led me into a living room that looked exactly like every old person’s living room—lots of lace, orange-and-pink flowered couch covers and a thick rug. Larry’s small domestic shorthair was fast asleep on his bed in front of the fireplace and didn’t wake up as I sat down.

“I did.”

“I’m sorry I didn’t come and tell you sooner. My son came to visit; he’s retiring next year. I didn’t really have a chance to tell you.”

“That’s all right, Larry.”

“And I assume you’ve come here to try and get me to change my mind about selling?”

I shrugged my shoulders, the smile spreading across my face.

“You’re still as perceptive as always, Larry.”

“Ah, but my dear, I wish I could tell you I could hang onto the property. But you know, I told the doctor I wanted him to get me to eighty-five, and I turn eighty-nine at the beginning of next year. I’m well and truly on borrowed time now, and I need to make sure my affairs are in order before I go.”

I crinkled my nose. “But did you really need to decide to sell to him?”

Larry laughed. “I guess you’re not a fan of Matthew Smith then?”

I shook my head. “No. I think he doesn’t have Willow Bay’s best interests at heart.”

“I agree with you there,” Larry replied. “Unfortunately, the economy isn’t what it used to be. Investment in small towns isn’t seen as being as lucrative as investing in major resorts like Bend, or Aspen, or Sun Valley up in Idaho. Trust me, I would have loved to sell to anyone else. The problem is, there was no one else offering.”

I sighed deeply.

“Don’t worry,” Larry told me as his wife May brought in a plate of cookies and set them in front of me. I thanked her and took a bite of the warm chocolate chip cookie, savouring it appreciatively for a moment. “I’ve seen other Matthew Smiths come and go. They always eventually realize that their ideas to modernize Willow Bay aren’t what this community needs, and they always eventually move on to bigger places.”

“That’s what everyone keeps saying, but until then, I don’t want the vet clinic to be a victim of his experimentation. He’s told me he wants to revamp the whole place, but I like it the way it is. Can’t you wait a little bit longer to sell it, or something?” I could hear the anxiousness in my voice. I was practically begging, but I was desperate. I didn’t want Matt Smith to own my vet clinic’s land. Hell, I didn’t want him to own anything in Willow Bay.

“I don’t know,” Larry started, but I interrupted.

“You have such an amazing reputation here in Willow Bay. You’ve built up so much goodwill among the people here. You don’t want to destroy that legacy by selling to Matt Smith, do you? Just wait a few months. If he’s as eager as he seems he’ll still be willing to buy six months from now. But give me time to find someone else to buy the property. Please,” I begged.

Larry considered my request for a moment, then finally, after a wait that felt like an eternity, he nodded.

“Fine,” he said. “I can’t argue against that. I’ll give you six months to find a different buyer. A buyer who better understands the workings of this town. But after that, I’ll be eighty-nine years old, and I really will have to get rid of the property.

“Thank you!” I exclaimed. “Thank you so much! I promise you, I will find you someone! I promise!”

“I’m sure you will, Angela. If there’s one person in this town who seems to do anything she sets her mind to, it’s you.”

“Now, one thing I need to know though, is how much money you’re looking to get for the property.”

“Oh, half a million should do it. That gets you the vet clinic, the store next to it, and the empty lot out the back.”

My heart dropped. Half a million dollars for two storefronts? Property prices in Willow Bay had gone up higher than I’d thought the last few years.

“All right,” I said, plastering a smile on my face. “I’ll find someone able to pay that.”

“I know,” Larry told me as he led me back to the front door. “I have faith in you. But six months, that’s all the time you have.”

As I left Larry’s house, I was torn. A part of me was thrilled that the deal with Matt Smith was collapsing, at least for a few months. But another part of me had absolutely no idea how I was going to find someone else to buy the property.

Chapter 19

An hour later, I had an idea. I grabbed my phone to call Jason.

“Hey, how are you doing?” he asked. “How’s your head?”

“Fine, it’s totally fine. No problems at all. Listen, I have a great idea for an article for you to write when the festival ends.”

“Oh yeah?” Jason asked, his journalism instincts perking up at my suggestion.

I told him about my conversation with Larry and how I needed six months to find someone with enough money who wanted to buy the property from Larry.

“I can definitely write an article about that,” Jason replied. “I can’t guarantee that you’ll get any replies though. Willow Bay is a small place. There aren’t really a lot of people here with that kind of money. Even people who do—like me, for example—often don’t want to sink such a large amount of capital into one project.”

“I know,” I sighed. “I just don’t want to lose hope just yet.”

“Don’t worry,” Jason told me. “I’m sure you’ll find something. You always seem to figure things out. It’s one of the things I like about you.”

“Thanks,” I replied.

“Hey, while I have you on the phone, I got a friend of mine at the DMV to look some stuff up.”

“How do you have a friend at the DMV? You’ve lived in this state for like three months.”

“I’m very good at my job. Now, do you want to hear what I found out, or not?”

“Yes, of course I do!”

“Well, luckily, I think I’ve actually got a lead. I called Chief Gary this morning to tell him, and he’s onto it.”

“Wait, you told Chief Gary before you told me?” I accused.

“Hey, if we’re right, then Lester Forrester tried to kill you last night. I’m totally all for you trying to solve a murder, but not if it involves you getting killed.”

“So it’s Lester Forrester then?”

“Well, at the very least, he owns a black BMW 3-series. Andrew Forrester drives a white Volvo, and his wife has a black Audi SUV.”

“What’s Chief Gary doing about it then?” I asked.

“Well, I imagine he’s going to go speak with Lester Forrester today. He thanked me for the tip, but I actually had a feeling he’d already done the same check.”

“That wouldn’t surprise me. Chief Gary might be a small town cop, but he’s pretty good at his job.”

“He also told me to make sure to tell you to absolutely stay out of this.”

“I know, I know.”

“Do you really, though?” Jason asked me pointedly. “I haven’t known you for long, but I do know you’re not the type to back down.”

“Lester Forrester tried to kill me last night, I know when to cool my jets a little bit,” I lied.

“Good. Do you want to grab a coffee later this afternoon? I have to write my articles for the paper today, but I’ll be free later.”

“Yeah, sure. Send me a text, that sounds good,” I replied.

I hung up the phone and frowned. So Lester Forrester had tried to drive me off the road last night. That made it unlikely that Andrew Forrester was working alone. It was either Lester Forrester on his own, or both of them in it together. At least we were narrowing down the pool of suspects.

As I wandered downtown, I couldn’t help but get this nagging feeling that something was escaping me. I was missing something about this murder, but I had no idea what. I decided to head to Betty’s Café and get a vegetarian BLT for lunch while I mulled things over.

Once again, Betty’s was packed. I gave Betty my order and managed to snag a table in the corner as I people-watched, thinking over everything I knew about Jessica Oliver’s murder in my head.

Suddenly, it came to me! Why was Jessica Oliver’s body dumped at the petting zoo? Because she had been in Willow Bay that day. Surely she wouldn’t have told the Forrester brothers she was going to Willow Bay that day, she had no reason to. And the video of her abusing me that day didn’t really go viral until after her body was found. She would have told her boyfriend, however. He would have known what she was doing that day. If I could get Jonathan Cork to tell me that he had told one of the Forrester brothers about Jessica’s plans, then I could prove that they knew where Jessica was, and would have had the opportunity to kill her.

I leapt up from my chair and told Betty I needed my sandwich to go after all. Three minutes later she handed it to me, and I ran from the shop and back to my car.

I was going back to Portland once more.

The offices at Forrester, Forrester and Cork were practically abandoned. The only car in the parking lot that morning was Jonathan Cork’s. I walked up to the front door, without realizing it was a Sunday and the offices were closed. I supposed Jonathan Cork must have been catching up with some extra work.

Glancing around quickly, I made sure there was no one around watching me, and cast a quick unlocking spell on the door. I heard the lock click open and I pushed forward. I had to get Jonathan Cork to tell me who he had told about Jessica going to Willow Bay that day. It would be circumstantial evidence; I knew that much from watching way too many episodes of CSI and Law and Order, but it was something.

As I crept up the stairs, the hollow echo of my footsteps the only sound I could hear, everything suddenly felt a lot creepier. I briefly wondered if maybe I should have brought Sophie with me, or if I should go back. But then I put that thought out of my head. After all, Jonathan Smith was the only person here, and thanks to Charlotte’s spell we were one hundred percent certain he wasn’t a murderer.

A creep? Yeah, definitely. But murderer, no.

I used another unlocking spell to let myself into the offices—if Cork asked I was just going to tell him the doors were unlocked, that he must not have locked them properly—and made my way through the empty halls. The lights were on, which at least helped to mitigate the creepiness factor somewhat.

Then, just as I was about to turn down a corridor toward Cork’s office, something hit me on the back of the head and everything went black.

Chapter 20

The pounding in my head was the first sign that I’d woken up. Slowly, I opened my eyes. All I could see around me was darkness; I had no idea where I was. Moving my arms and legs I noticed my arms were tied behind my back and my legs were tied together. I was on my side, and in such an awkward position that it was impossible to sit upright.

“Oh great, you’re up,” said a vaguely familiar female voice from somewhere. I groaned slightly and tried to force my eyes to focus. A moment later I saw who was talking to me. It was Jonathan Cork’s secretary, Dorthy MacMillan.

“You,” I said, half accusatorily, half confused.

“Yes, me,” she replied.

Suddenly something clicked.

“Ohhhh,” I said. “Your car isn’t in the parking lot because you’re the one who tried to drive me off the road last night.”

The older woman smirked. “Yes, it was. I wrecked the front end of my Toyota, but told the body shop I simply hit the fence at my home. By the end of the day today there will be no sign that anything had ever happened.”

“So the Forrester brothers had nothing to do with the murders? It was all you?”

The woman barked out a laugh. It was a harsh sound, with no humor in it.

“Those morons? They’re too scared of Jonathan to ever do anything about his girlfriends. They don’t have the guts.”

“But you do,” I replied.

“Of course I do,” she said. “None of those women were good enough for him.”

Great. I was dealing with a crazy person here.

“But you were,” I said. “The loyal secretary.” I didn’t really know where I was going with this conversation, I just wanted to keep her talking while I figured things out. It looked like we were in her office, but with the blinds drawn and the door closed. I briefly considered trying to scream loud enough to get Jonathan Cork’s attention, but when I thought about the layout of this office, I realized his office was down the hall and around the corner with all the other executives—at least seven or eight offices down. There was no way he’d manage to hear me if I screamed, and then the secretary would kill me for sure.

“So you killed them all,” I said. “Jessica, Laura and Ella?”

The woman nodded. “Yes. You were the first one to link the three women. Even the police haven’t made that connection yet. The Portland police didn’t figure it out when Ella disappeared, and the Willow Bay police haven’t asked about the other girls either.”

“How did you know that I’d figured it out?” I asked. “Did Jonathan tell you about it?”

The woman laughed again. “No, of course not. Jonathan is terrified that he’s going to get arrested for all the murders, even though I always made sure he had an alibi. That’s why you’re still alive; we have to wait for him to leave work and go to the bar where he’s meeting Andrew and Lester Forrester in an hour. When he’s there, that’s when I’ll kill you, and that way there will be no way he can be blamed for your murder.”

“You will though. The police will catch you.”

“How? No one even suspects me.”

“My friends do,” I lied. “We’ve been trying to figure out who killed Jessica Oliver. We know it wasn’t Jonathan. We know that it was someone close to him, and you’re our prime suspect.”

“If that were true you wouldn’t have sounded so surprised when you woke up,” the woman replied. Damn it. She had called my bluff. I was really regretting not texting anybody to tell them where I was. I had been in the building with a murderer after all.

“Why don’t you just let me go and I promise not to tell anyone what you’ve done for a few days?” I offered. “I can give you a seventy-two hour head start, you can go to Mexico or something. No one will ever find you.”

The woman rolled her eyes. “I expected better from you, at least. You can’t bargain with me. You know my secret. I’m going to kill you.”

Great. I definitely had to get out of here. I needed a distraction, or something, but first I needed to get my hands free so I could use my magic if I absolutely needed to. I started asking questions, partly out of curiosity, partly just to keep her talking.

“When you killed Jessica, why did… ummm… a witness… report seeing a man near the area?” I asked, remembering the pigs. I imagined the woman wouldn’t have known anything about it, but she nodded.

“Yes, that was unexpected. Jessica had gone home after her day in Willow Bay, and I killed her there. I had heard about your encounter with her earlier that day from Jonathan, as she called him in a fit immediately after it happened. I thought I could move suspicion onto you by leaving the body with the pigs. Plus, by leaving her with the pigs I thought they might eat her and leave no trace she was killed at all. I was going to chop her up a bit before I left, when I heard a random drunk person nearby. That was why I left the body as it was.”

“You do realize pigs don’t actually eat people, right?” I asked as I began to fiddle with the rope tying my wrists together. If I could just get it a little bit looser, I knew I could possibly free one of my hands.

“Well, it was just a thought. It wasn’t a necessary part of my plan.”

“Not like Ella Port,” I replied. “They never found her body.”

“No, they didn’t. I didn’t want them to. I didn’t want them to link her disappearance to Laura’s murder. I wanted them to think it was totally separate. Just like I wanted them to think that you, or someone near you, had killed Jessica Oliver after her outburst.”

“Well that didn’t exactly go well for you.”

“No, it didn’t. The police chief here refused to even consider the possibility when I offered it up.”

“I’m shocked,” I deadpanned.

“Small towns are ridiculous. The loyalty you show for each other, it’s sickening.”

“I’m sorry you failed to frame me for murder. How did you find out we had made the connection between the three murders, anyway?”

“When you confronted Jonathan by his car, I was still here. I could see the three of you from my window, so I opened it, and your voices carried.”

That was right, the window in the secretary’s office overlooked the parking lot.

“Why was I the only one you tried to kill?”

“I thought the dumb Asian one was in the car with you. I saw the two of you following the Forrester brothers after the funeral, though you left pretty quickly. Still, the fact that you were there at all meant you were still trying to investigate the murders. I had to get rid of you. You’d already made the connection with Ella.”

“Sophie’s a lot smarter than you are,” I retorted, pretending to try and get up to attack the woman, and using the movement to try and force my hand out of the rope. I got about halfway there; if I could just get my knuckle over about an inch further I’d be golden.

“See what I mean about small town loyalty?”

“And yet you killed three women because you’re in love with your boss and he chose them over you,” I said. I wanted to get a rise out of the secretary. It was a risk; I knew she might bump up her plan to kill me, but I also knew that if I got her a bit more agitated I might be able to take the chance to get my hands free and escape. I didn’t want her to be able to see what I was doing. “You’re so loyal you even followed him when he moved his office from Chicago to Portland.”

“They weren’t good enough for him,” she snapped at me. “His wife isn’t either. She’s nothing more than a vapid cow. He doesn’t realize that he should be with me, that I’ve been doing this for him.”

“Why haven’t you killed his wife then?” I asked.

“They have children; it would break their heart. I’m not a monster,” Dorothy MacMillan replied without a hint of irony.

“You realize Jonathan’s never going to be with you, right? He likes them young, hot and blonde. You might be blonde, but you don’t fit either of the other two demographics.”

“Stop talking,” the secretary ordered. “You’re wrong. He does love me; he just knows he can’t be with me.”

“Just like he knew he couldn’t be with those other women?”

“I didn’t kill those women because I was jealous. I killed them to protect him, damn it!”

Dorothy MacMillan slammed her hand on the table, and I took the opportunity to yank my hand out of the ropes. It worked, my hand slipped free! I tried to act like nothing had happened, keeping my hands behind me until I saw the right opportunity.

“That’s a lie you tell yourself to feel better about being a psychopath,” I retorted. I wanted to engage her. I wanted her to lose control, because only then could I cast a spell without her knowing about it.

“I’m not a psychopath,” the woman hissed at me.

“You absolutely are. You killed three women because they were sleeping with the boss you’re secretly in love with, and you’re about to kill me because I figured it out. But what would you do if I screamed right now? What if Jonathan heard me? What would you do then? Would you kill him, too?”

I opened my mouth as if to cry out, and MacMillan ran toward me. As soon as she was near me, I kicked out with both my legs and kicked her right in the stomach.

I could feel the breath escaping from her.

“You little bitch,” she screamed at the same time as I whispered “fortitudoroa,” pointing at myself. I felt that familiar release of energy passing from me as I cast the spell, but then I felt something more.

It was like every muscle in my body was alive. I could practically feel every individual muscle fiber in my body, and every one of them was tensed, like it was ready to go. I pulled my feet apart and the rope holding my legs together broke apart like it was a piece of thread.

As MacMillan got up to her feet, she launched at me. I waited for her to hit me, then hit her in the face. I’d never hit anyone so hard in my life. It was like my hand was like a slingshot; my muscles tensed then released at a speed I could never have fathomed. I heard the crack of her nose, and blood began to spurt everywhere.

“You broke my nose,” she cried, and I could tell she was starting to panic. I looked at the door and decided to run for it. If I could make it outside, there was no way she could kill me there.

The secretary noticed me running toward the door and grabbed a crowbar from under her desk. That must have been what she was planning on using to kill me. I tried to make it there faster, but she threw the crowbar in between my legs and I tripped.

With a speed I had never imagined she had, MacMillan ran up and grabbed the crowbar from between my feet and brought it down on my head.

I grabbed it, and with my magical strength it felt like it weighed nothing. I picked up the crowbar, with Dorothy MacMillan still holding on to one end, and she began to scream. With all of my newfound strength I threw her and the crowbar back into the wall behind her. Her head hit the wall with a sickening thud and she fell to the ground, knocked unconscious.

“Nonfortitudoroa,” I whispered quietly to myself, just as Jonathan Cork entered the office.

“What the hell?” he asked when he looked inside.

“Call the police,” I ordered. “Your secretary just tried to kill me.”

Jonathan just stared at me with a blank look for a while.

“Do it,” I ordered forcefully, and he grabbed his phone and fumbled with it for a minute as he called nine-one-one. I found my purse in the corner of the room and dug my phone out of it. The first person I called was Jason. I explained to him what had happened as quickly and succinctly as possible.

“I’ll be right there,” he told me straight away. “I’m so glad you’re ok.”

The next person I called was Sophie, then Charlotte, who was already in Portland and promised to come over straight away.

“I knew I shouldn’t have left you at home by yourself today,” Charlotte muttered into the phone.

“It’s not like I was asking for this to happen,” I replied.

“Stay there. I’m coming.”

I didn’t manage to stay strong for that long. As soon as I hung up the phone with Charlotte, as I looked at the secretary who had tried to kill me, I broke down into tears.

Chapter 21

The next few hours went by like a blur. I remembered Charlotte arriving first, and taking me into a big hug. She insisted that there was no way I could be interviewed by the police that day, and that she was taking me home to sleep.

Jason and Sophie showed up together not long after that, and drove me home. I told the three of them the whole story then—leaving out the part about magic since we were in front of Jason—but going by the pointed look that Charlotte gave me, I knew she had a pretty good idea of exactly what I’d done to get the upper hand in that fight.

When we got back to Willow Bay, I realized just how exhausted I was. As soon as we got into the door Jason led me to the bedroom, and he wrapped his arms around me as I lay down and immediately fell asleep.

By the time I woke up again, nearly fifteen hours later, it turned out a lot of stuff had changed.

The secretary had admitted to everything. It turned out when she was told that Jonathan Cork was the one who called the cops when he found me, she realized that he was a lost cause who didn’t love her, and decided she had nothing else to live for, so she admitted to everything. She told the cops where to find Ella Port’s remains, and they had gone out a few hours earlier to find her and finally give Ella’s family some closure.

On top of everything else, the secretary was also being charged with my kidnapping and attempted murder.

“Ella Port’s mom was on TV earlier. She wanted to thank you, and everyone else who worked for years to try and find her daughter. She has closure now,” Jason told me. “And on top of that, you managed to solve another murder.”

“I’m not sure I’d say I solved it,” I replied ruefully. “I hadn’t even considered the secretary to be a suspect. I had always thought it was a man, based on the… witness… that I’d heard said there was a man around,” I said, remembering at the last second not to tell Jason it was a rooster who gave me that particular piece of information.

“All the same, you solved it. You were the first person to know she did it, and because of you, Dorothy MacMillan is in jail now.”

“And you’re going to get an exclusive interview with the woman who was kidnapped by her and escaped, right?” I added with a wink. Jason grinned.

“Just a lucky bonus. My bosses have told me I’m allowed to sell the story to whoever I want, as long as they run it on the same day as the Whistler. I’m thinking we split the fee? I’ve thrown a few feelers out to the New York Times.”

“Sounds good,” I replied. I was going to save the money in an attempt to help buy the property the vet clinic was sitting on. I knew the odds of me being able to buy a half a million dollar property in six months were low, but I was going to do whatever I could to do it. Jason had already filed a story about Dorothy MacMillan, including the fact that she had tried to run me off the road a few days earlier, while I slept and it was now on the Whistler website. Apparently his bosses were very pleased with the number of hits it was getting.

“That can wait a few hours though,” Jason told me. For now, you have to rest. Journalist’s orders.”

“I don’t think I quite need to obey a journalist’s orders,” I teased, sticking my tongue out at Jason, who leaned in and kissed me afterwards.

“Maybe not. But I hear Charlotte coming home, and you’ll have to obey her,” Jason said. “I need to go down to the paper anyway, so I’ll leave you in her hands.”

I groaned. “Please don’t, I’d rather have to face Dorothy MacMillan again.”

Jason laughed. “I’ll be back later, I promise,” he told me. “Take care of yourself. Try not to get wrapped up in another murder mystery in the next four hours.”

“I can’t make any promises,” I managed to joke, throwing him a smile.

“He’s too good for you,” Bee announced when Jason walked out the door.

“I know,” I told my cat with a smile.

“You’re not supposed to agree with that.”

“Yeah, well, I do. He’s the most amazing boyfriend ever, and I’m the luckiest woman alive.”

Bee harrumphed as she curled back up and went back to sleep, annoyed that her attempt at riling me up failed. A minute later, Charlotte walked into the door, along with Sophie.

“Oh good, you’re up,” Charlotte said. “Chief Gary is coming by later. He wants to talk to you, and also make sure you’re ok.”

“Thanks,” I told them. “I’m fine though. Really. Just a little bit banged up.”

“I told you that you should have given up on the murder investigation after she tried to run you off the road.”

“She was still going to try and kill Angie,” Sophie argued.

“If Angela hadn’t gone to the offices that day, the secretary wouldn’t have seen her to try and kill her.”

“Can we just agree that everything worked out in the end?” I asked.

“This time,” Charlotte said darkly.

“Don’t worry, Charlotte. Willow Bay’s had its share of murders for the foreseeable future. I doubt there will be another murder here anytime soon,” Sophie said reassuringly.

I really hoped she was right.

Also by Samantha Silver

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Want to read more of Angela’s adventures? The fifth book in the Willow Bay Witches series, A Grizzly Discovery, is scheduled for release in January 2017, so watch for that!

Also scheduled for December of 2016 are the first two novels in my new series, the Cassie Coburn mysteries, which are a contemporary series featuring a Sherlock Holmes-style sleuth. This series isn’t paranormal, but I guarantee you it will be a lot of fun!

Other Willow Bay Witches Mysteries:

The Purr-fect Crime (Willow Bay Witches #1)

Barking up the Wrong Tree (Willow Bay Witches #2)

Just Horsing Around (Willow Bay Witches #3)

About the Author

Samantha Silver lives in Oregon with her long-time boyfriend, her Jack Russell terrier named Kilo, two cats who like to help her type by lying across the keyboard, and the occasional foster. When she’s not playing mom to all these animals, Samantha is either writing the mysteries she loves, volunteering at the local animal shelter, or watching Netflix.

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