Brian Garfield

Suspended Sentences

Introduction

Writing introductions to one’s own stories is at best an exercise in awkwardness (if this isn’t self-promotion, what is?) and at least an exercise in redundancy (if a story cannot stand on its own, without explanatory introduction, then isn’t it inadequate?).

So I hope you will forgive my cowardice in trying to steer a course that avoids both the foregoing hazards. In the prefatory notes that accompany each story I’ll abstain from discussion of the story itself and thus try to avoid the temptation to defend or boast. Instead, I’ve tried to address the circumstances that inspired or provoked each story.

Most of these were written during or shortly after trips to the locales in which the stories are set. Most of them were written by hand in notebooks while on airplanes or beaches or in hotels; later at home I would type and revise them.

Short stories are harrowing: for some of us they are precarious and difficult and unforgiving, which may explain why I have written twice as many books as short stories. For this paucity please grant the excuse, if you will, that there are very few markets for short stories and even fewer markets that pay enough.

(Do not ask for a definition of enough. To a writer there is no such thing as enough.)

As to subject matter, my short stories fall mainly into three categories. There are espionage stories, collected in the book CHECKPOINT CHARLIE a few years ago; there are Western stories, anthologized hither and yon but not yet collected in one place; and there are crime-suspense stories, most of which are gathered herein. Some of the tales overlap more than one category because my background is in the American West and so that is where many of the yarns are situated.

I’m grateful to Ed Gorman for suggesting that we compile these stories and for having the nerve to publish this volume.

The Gun Law

“The Gun Law” is a narrative reconstruction of an actual incident. The main character was an acquaintance of ours, and we shared the suspense and fears of his arrest and incarceration. The case was decided in court just as is represented here. Occasionally real life does make serviceable fiction.

Deke Allen was arrested Friday afternoon on his way home from his uncle’s house in Yorktown Heights.

He’d had a call that morning from his father. Mostly just to ask how Deke was doing, how was business, how’s that girl what’s-her-name, the one you live with, pretty little thing. So forth. But during the call his father mentioned that Uncle Bill was having a problem with rats in his basement. Deke’s father said, “If you happen to be heading up that way you can drop by and pick up my shotgun. Take it on up to Bill’s and see if you can take care of those rats for him.”

Uncle Bill didn’t like to put down poison because he had a houseful of dogs. He adopted stray dogs; it was his avocation. The place — a four-acre farmstead near the Croton Reservoir — was fenced in to contain the cacophony of orphaned dogs. Deke liked Bill and had nothing better to do that Friday. His next job wasn’t scheduled to start till Monday. So he went by his father’s house in Ossining and picked up the pump-action sixteen-gauge and a boxful of shells for it, and drove out along Baptist Church Road to his uncle’s dog farm.

Deke Allen tended to carry just about anything a human being might need in his Microbus. It was his factory, craft-shop, tool-warehouse, and repair center. Deke, in his anachronistic two-bit way, was a building contractor. He specialized in restorations of old houses, preferably pre-Revolutionary houses; there were plenty of them in the Putnam County area and he had a good deal of work, especially from young New York City couples who’d made themselves a little money and moved to the country and bought “handyman special” antique houses for low prices, hoping to meet the challenge. Most of them learned that it was harder work than they’d thought; most of them had city jobs to which they had to commute and they simply didn’t have enough time to repair their old houses. So when an old cellar sprang a leak or an old beam needed shoring up or an old wall crumbled with dry-rot, Deke Allen would arrive in his Microbus with his assortment of tools. Most of them were handmade tools and some of them actually dated back to Colonial times. He was especially proud of a set of old wooden planes. He’d had to make new blades for them, of course, but the wooden housings were the originals — iron-hard and beautifully smooth and straight. And he carried buckets filled with old squarehead nails and other bits and pieces of hardware he’d retrieved from condemned buildings and sheriff’s auctions and the Ossining city dump.

He kept all his toolboxes and hardware in the Microbus; he’d built the compartments in. He even had a little pull-down desk in the back where he could do his paperwork — measurements, billings, random calculations, the occasional poem he wrote. He kept an ice cooler in the back for soft drinks and beer and the yogurt he habitually consumed for lunch. Deke was a health-food nut. The only thing he never carried in the truck was marijuana; he knew better than that. Show a state cop a psychedelically painted Micro-bus driven by a young-looking 25-year-old with scraggly blond hair down to his shoulder blades and a wispy yellow beard and mustache and a brass ring in his left ear — show a state cop all that and you were showing him a natural reefer repository. So the grass never went into the Microbus. And he was always careful to carry only unopened beer cans in the ice cooler. It was legal so long as it was unopened. Deke got rousted about once every three weeks by a state cop on some highway or other. It was an inconvenience, that was all. You had to put up with it or get a haircut and change your lifestyle. Deke wasn’t tired of his lifestyle yet, not by a long shot. He liked living in the tent with Shirley all summer long. Winters they’d spring the rent for an apartment. This was March; they were almost ready to move out of the furnished room-and-a-half; but they were still living indoors and that was why his father had been able to reach him on the boarding-house phone.

This particular Friday he went on up to Uncle Bill’s dog farm and went inside with the shotgun. They took a lantern down into the dank basement and they sat down until the light attracted the rats. They’d put earplugs in; it was the only way to stand the noise in the confined space. When Uncle Bill judged that all the rats were in sight, Deke handed him the shotgun and Bill did the shooting. Deke didn’t like guns, didn’t know how to shoot them, and didn’t want anything to do with them. He was lucky he’d been 4-F or he’d probably have dodged the draft or deserted to Canada. It was one moral decision that hadn’t been forced upon him, however, and he was just as happy he hadn’t had to face it. He was half deaf, it seemed, the result of too much teenage exposure to hard rock music at too many decibels. Deafness qualified you for a 4-F draft status. It also made life fairly miserable sometimes; he wasn’t altogether deaf, not by a wide margin, but there were sounds above a certain register that he couldn’t hear at all and he generally had to listen carefully to hear things that normal people could hear without paying any attention. Conversation, for example. If he looked at TV — which wasn’t often, since he and Shirley didn’t own one — he had to sit close to the set and turn the sound up to a level that was uncomfortably loud for most other people in the room.

But he could hear it all right when Shirley whispered in his ear that she loved him.

When Bill got finished shooting the rats he handed the gun back to Deke and went down across the basement floor with a burlap sack to pick up the corpses so they wouldn’t make maggots and house-flies or stink up the house. They left the basement — it was then about two in the afternoon — and had a couple of sodas out of Deke’s ice cooler. They talked some, mostly about the dogs that kept jumping up and trying to lick Deke’s beard. Finally Deke slid the shotgun carelessly across onto the passenger seat, got in, and drove out of the yard. Behind him Uncle Bill carefully closed the six-foot-high gate to keep the dogs in.

A few miles down the road a state cop pulled Deke over because one of the bolts had fallen out of the rear license plate and the plate was hanging askew by one bolt, its corner scraping the pavement and throwing the occasional spark. Deke because of his hearing problem hadn’t heard the noise it had been making. The cop had to use the siren and the flashers arid get right up on top of the Microbus before Deke knew he was there. Deke hadn’t been speeding or anything. He figured it for another tiresome marijuana shake-down. He was glad he didn’t have beer on his breath; they’d had sodas back at Bill’s, not beers.

He pulled over against the trees and got out, reaching for his wallet. The cop was walking forward; behind him the lights on top of the cruiser were still flashing, hurting Deke’s eyes so Deke looked away and waited for the cop to come up.

“Your license plate’s hanging crooked,” the cop said. “A lot of sparks. Could hit the gas tank. You want to fix it.”

Deke was relieved. “Say, thanks.” He opened up the back of the Microbus and the cop saw all the tools and hardware in there. Deke got out a screwdriver and found himself a nut and bolt in one of the compartmentalized toolboxes. He fixed the license plate back in place. Meanwhile, the cop was hanging around. One of those beefy guys with a Texas Ranger hat and his belly hanging out over his Sam Browne belt. He wasn’t searching the truck exactly — he was just hanging around — but when Deke went to get back in, the cop saw the shotgun on the passenger seat.

The cop’s face turned cold. “All right. Get out slow.”

Deke stood to one side and the cop slowly removed the shot-gun from the seat. He worked the pump-action and a loaded cartridge flipped out of the breech. The cop stooped down to pick it up. “Loaded and chambered. Ready to fire. What bank you fixin’ to rob, boy?”

After that it was inevitable. The cop handcuffed Deke and locked him in the cruiser’s back-seat cage and drove him into the Croton barracks. There he was handed over to two other police types. They ran him on into Ossining and he was booked.

“Booked? For what?”

“Possession,” the sergeant said.

Deke still didn’t think much of it. He was a hippie type. They harassed hippie types on principle, these cops. They’d throw him in the tank overnight and tomorrow he’d have to hitch a ride back to pick up his truck.

Only it didn’t work out that way.

Stanley Dern figured himself a pretty good country lawyer. He’d known Harv Allen for several years, not well but as a lawyer knows a casual client: he’d drawn Harv’s will for him, done a few minor legal chores for him from time to time. When Harv called him about his son, Stanley Dern at first tried to put him off. “I’m not really a criminal lawyer, Harv.”

“Nor is my son a criminal,” Harv replied. He had an old-fashioned New England way of talking; the family — and Harv — was from New Hampshire.

“Well, I’ll be glad to go down there and talk with him. Have they set bail?”

“Twenty-five thousand dollars.”

Stanley Dern whistled through his teeth. “What’s he charged with?”

“I can’t remember the exact words. Possession of a deadly weapon, in substance.”

“I’ll see what I can do.”

Stanley Dern had practiced in Ossining for thirty of his fifty-four years; he knew everybody in the district attorney’s office and he knew most of the cops in town. Criminal court activity in Ossining had always been more intense than in other cities of comparable size because Ossining was the home of Sing Sing, the old New York State penitentiary.

Stanley Dern went to the Criminal Part Clerk and found out that the prosecution had been assigned to a young assistant D.A. named Dan Ellenburgh. Stanley didn’t know this one; Ellenburgh was new.

He was also large, as Stanley found out when he entered the office. Ellenburgh was half-bald, small-eyed, and at least a hundred pounds overweight — a shame in such a young man, Stanley thought.

“Now it’s a Sullivan Law violation,” Ellenburgh said after he’d pulled out Deke Allen’s file and looked into it to remind himself which case they were talking about. “Possession of a deadly weapon. He had it on the car seat right beside him. Armed and charged. Ready to fire.”

“Now come on, Mr. Ellenburgh. That’s a ten-year rap. The kid could get ten years.”

“That’s right,” Ellenburgh said blandly. “Of course you’ll probably cop a plea and he’ll end up serving one-to-three and he’ll be out in nine or ten months on good behavior.”

“Nine or ten months out of the kid’s life just because he helped his uncle shoot some rats?”

Ellenburgh put on a pair of granny glasses — Ben Franklins. They made him look ludicrous; they were far too small for the fleshy massiveness of his face. “Do you think we should just let any hippie kid ride around with a loaded gun on his car seat, counselor? What do you suppose we have gun laws for?”

“Mr. Ellenburgh, this young man isn’t a dangerous felon. He’s never been convicted of anything worse than a traffic violation. He runs his own business in this community. He’s well regarded by the people he’s worked for. He may not cut his hair the way you might prefer but he’s certainly not a menace. The facts in the case are clear enough, it seems to me.”

“The facts in the case — it seems to me — are that the man was caught red-handed with a loaded gun on his car seat. That’s in clear violation of the law. It’s a felony law, counselor, and a loaded cocked shotgun is nothing if not dangerous. Therefore I’ve got to disagree with you. I’d classify this case as a dangerous felon.”

“Come off it,” Stanley Dern said.

“You think I’m playing some sort of game with you, counselor? Well, you come to court and see whether I am.” And Ellenburgh got up and turned his back rudely, replacing the file in his steel cabinet, indicating plainly that the interview was ended.

Stanley Dern went down to the jail to see Deke Allen. He asked Deke if he wanted him to be Deke’s lawyer. Deke said, “I’d love it, Mr. Dern, but all I’ve got is about forty dollars to my name right now. If you’ll put me on the cuff I can pay you off in installments. Assuming it doesn’t cost too much.”

Stanley Dern didn’t have any remote idea whether it would cost forty dollars or forty thousand to defend Deke Allen in this case. He said, “Never mind the fee, Deke. Whatever it is, I’ll bill you not more than you can afford to pay. This idiot prosecutor’s got me mad and when they get Stanley Dern mad they’d better hunker down and watch out.”

Then Stanley Dern arranged with a bondsman to put up Deke’s bail; it cost Deke’s father $2,500 but there was no question of his not paying it — Deke’s father was a retired baker of no particular importance in the community and certainly no wealth, but he was a decent man and he loved his son even if he didn’t understand his son’s so-called lifestyle.

And finally Stanley Dern went into the law library at the firm where he worked and began to read up on the gun law.

The law stated quite clearly that it was illegal to carry a loaded weapon on one’s person or in one’s car except on one’s own premises — home or place of business. For the benefit of hunters a loophole had been built into the law whereby you could carry a “non-concealable weapon”— that is, a shotgun or rifle — on your person or in your car so long as it was unloaded and broken down in such a way as to be not easily assembled and fired. The wording of the loophole was quite strict and specific. There was no way to get around it: the weapon, in order to escape the provisions of the gun law, had to be unloaded and dismantled. Clearly Deke Allen’s case didn’t meet those criteria. Technically he was guilty. Or so it appeared.

Stanley’s instinct was to wait and see which judge’s docket the trial would be set for. A reasonable and sympathetic judge would either throw the case out or, at the worst, administer a slap on the wrist to Deke.

But Stanley’s heart fell when he saw the court calendar for that May 17th. State of New York us. Allen 5/17 CC Pt. III. Criminal Court Part Three. That was Judge Elizabeth Berlin. Of them all she was the most hard-nosed, the least tolerant of youthful offenders, the judge most inclined to mete out the harshest possible sentence.

Of course he could shoot for a jury trial, he supposed, but there wasn’t much point in that; a jury could only determine the facts of a case, not the law that pertained to it, and the facts of the case were such that in terms of a jury Deke couldn’t help being held guilty as hell. And while a jury could recommend a lenient sentence it couldn’t require one. It would still rest in the hands of Elizabeth “Lucrezia Borgia” Berlin.

Three years’ minimum, Stanley thought dismally. Not to mention the permanent loss of citizenship rights: a felon, once convicted, could never again vote or hold public office or hold any number of jobs. Because he’d done his father and his uncle a harmless favor and been ignorant of the fine print of the state gun law, Deke Allen could have the rest of his life ruined.

It wasn’t good enough.

Stanley went back to his law books. There had to be an answer.

Court day. Stanley and Deke waited silently in the courtroom while Judge Berlin dispensed several cases ahead of them. She was formidable in her gray suit, a white-haired woman with a humorous but ungiving face. Stanley had practiced before her for many years; he knew her quite well. She was not a nasty person, merely a sternly tough one: she was honest and, in terms of her own standards, fair — in that she dealt equally harshly with all guilty parties and equally sympathetically with innocent ones. (That is to say, those whose guilt was not proved. Trials do not establish innocence. They only establish whether or not the prosecution has proved its case.) She had, much to her credit, a fine shrewd sense of humor and she was not reluctant to laugh at herself when the situation called for it. It was her saving grace; trials in Part III often were highly entertaining because of the witty repartee between Ms. Berlin on the bench and the lawyers on the arena floor.

Two hours dragged by. Then a possession-of-narcotics case was continued to some future date and the bailiff rose to intone: “State versus Allen.”

The arresting cop testified as to the circumstances of the arrest and the condition of the shotgun in the car at the time. Stanley cross-examined the cop with little hope of accomplishing anything useful. The cop stuck to his story: yes, the shotgun was handy, right there on the seat. Yes, it was assembled. Not only assembled but charged, loaded, and cocked. All you had to do was pull the trigger. The safety catch wasn’t even on.

When the prosecution rested its case, Ellenburgh was sweating; the fat man glared at Deke and Stanley before he went back to the D.A.’s table and sat down, wiping his face with a handkerchief. Then Stanley called his witnesses. He called Harv Allen to the stand. Harv testified how he’d given the shotgun to Deke and why; he also testified that Deke detested guns and never used them, not even for target practice. Then Deke’s Uncle Bill got on the stand and told the story of the rat hunt — how he, not Deke, had shot the rats and how he’d handed the gun back to Deke afterward, not thinking to put the safety catch on or empty the gun. “It’s my fault maybe more’n his,” Uncle Bill said earnestly. “I know a little about guns, at least. The boy doesn’t know a thing about them.”

Then Stanley called a few character witnesses — people who knew Deke, people he’d worked for. They testified how he’d done good honest work for them, never stolen, worked like a beaver out of that cluttered old Microbus of his, always been amiable and cheerful — a little hard-of-hearing, maybe, but certainly not a criminal type.

All through the trial — it lasted about five hours, not counting the break for lunch — Deke’s live-in girl friend Shirley sat right behind the rail and surreptitiously held hands with Deke. Judge Berlin saw that, of course, but she made no objection to it and Stanley was slightly encouraged by her evident sympathy for the boy. Just the same, he realized that the facts in the case were clear, that there’d been a violation of the felony law and that he was going to have to pull something very clever indeed if he was to save Deke from misery.

Ellenburgh made his closing argument — very brief, it didn’t need much elucidation. Then Stanley stood up and addressed the bench.

“Your honor, I don’t think anybody’s disputing the facts in this case. We seem to be caught up on a legal issue rather than a factual one. My client makes no secret of the fact that he had the gun on his truck seat as the officer testified. That its presence was not intended for felonious purpose is, in the eyes of the law, immaterial. We seem to be faced with a mandatory situation here, wherein the accused — even though our sympathies may go out to him wholeheartedly — appears to be uncompromisingly guilty in the eyes of the law. Even a suspended sentence in this case would brand my client a felon for the rest of his life and deprive him of vital constitutional rights, as you know.”

Judge Berlin watched him suspiciously: apparently Stanley was only confirming the prosecution’s case. She said, “Are you defending the young man or simply throwing him on the mercy of the court, Mr. Dern?”

“I’d like to defend him, your honor. I’d like to point out to the Court the provision of the state’s anti-gun-possession statute which specifically exempts from prosecution the honest citizen who, for purposes of self-protection or otherwise, elects to keep a gun — loaded or otherwise — on the premises of his own home or place of business.”

“Mr. Dern, I’m fully aware of that provision. I don’t see how it applies in this case.”

“Your honor,” Stanley said quietly, “my client maintains, with perfectly good reason, that his Microbus is in fact his place of business.”

There was a loud objection from prosecutor Ellenburgh but Judge Berlin had begun to laugh and Stanley knew by the tone of her laughter that he’d won.

Deke Allen told me, some time later, after he’d had time to reflect on the experience, “I guess Justice is blind. But the rest of us sure as hell have to keep our eyes open, don’t we?”

Hunting Accident

“Hunting Accident” is an exercise in wishful thinking: not the way things are but the way we sometimes would like them to be.

When I arrived in the office Tuesday morning Cord’s wife was waiting for me. She didn’t rise from the chair. I’d heard the news on the car radio and her grief didn’t surprise me but it was mitigated by anger: she was in a rage.

“I’m sorry, Mrs. Cord. I just heard.”

Her lips kept working and she blinked at me but she held her tongue; perhaps she was afraid of what might come out. Her natural appearance was drab but normally she managed attractive contrivances. This morning there was no makeup. She sat with her shoulders rolled forward and her arms folded as if she had a severe abdominal pain. Now she snarled — a visible exposing of teeth — and afterward she remembered herself, tried an apologetic smile, gathered herself with an obvious effort of will. Her wrath had rendered her inarticulate.

I tried to help. “I hope I haven’t kept you waiting. I didn’t expect—”

“I want you to help me, Bill. I want you to go up there.”

Her voice had lost its customary music; it was like a smoker’s morning voice — a deep hangover baritone. I stood at my desk unwilling to sit down. “Up where?”

“That place in Colorado. Whatever it’s called.”

“You’d like me to bring the body back? Of course.”

“Bill, I want you to find out who was responsible.” She spoke slowly with effort; the words fell from her with equal weight, like bricks. She said again, clenching a fist, “Responsible.”

“The radio said it was an accident.”

She watched me with her injured eyes. It rattled me. I said lamely, “My work’s industrial security, Mrs. Cord. You seem to be asking me to investigate a homicide. It’s a little out of my—”

“You don’t like — you didn’t like Charlie.”

“Mrs. Cord, I—”

“Never mind. I didn’t like him very much myself. But he was all I had.”

“You need rest,” I told her. I sat down behind the desk. “Have you seen a doctor?”

“He gave me a pill. I’ll take it when I go home. Bill, you’re the only one I trust to do this.”

What a sad thing for her to say, I thought. I hardly knew her. She was the wife — the widow — of an acquaintance who’d been an executive in a neighboring department; I hadn’t known Charlie Cord very well. She was right — I hadn’t liked him, and therefore I’d avoided him when I could. Yet she’d come to me. Hadn’t they any friends?

She looked down and saw her fist and unclenched it slowly, studying the fingers as if they were unfamiliar objects. She was waiting for me to speak; she almost cringed. I said, “I’m not sure I understand what you’re asking me to do.”

“Bill, nobody here cares about Charlie. Good riddance — that’s what they’ll be thinking. You know the gossip of course.”

“Gossip?”

“Why Charlie married me. I’ve never been what you could call a glamour girl. But my father happens to be a director of the company with sixteen percent of the stock. When Charlie married me, he married sixteen percent of Schiefflin Aerospace and married himself into a forty-thousand-a-year job in the sales and marketing division. Charlie made his way well up in the world from the football team of a second-rate state university. That’s what most everybody thinks of Charlie. That’s all they ever think of him.”

“Mrs. Cord, you’re upset and that’s understandable, but—”

She went on, not allowing me to interrupt further. “He wasn’t likeable. He was a boor. He was a hearty backslapper, he was never sincere enough, he told outhouse jokes badly and too loudly. He affected garish jackets and ridiculous cars. He had a fetish for big-game hunting. But he did a good job for this company, Bill. People tend to ignore that — deliberately I’m sure, because no one likes to give credit to a person as obnoxious as Charlie. As Charlie was.” Then her voice cracked. “He made my life miserable. Intolerable. But he was all I had. Can you understand that?”

“Sure.” I tried to look reassuring.

“Bill, I want you to be the instrument of my revenge.”

“Revenge? Wait a minute now, Mrs. Cord.”

“He was mine and I was his.”

“But apparently it was simply an accident.”

“Accident? Maybe. He was shot twice.” She paused as if to challenge me to contradict her. Then she said, “I’ve talked to my father. The company will voucher your expenses. There’s a plane to Denver at half-past eleven.” She stood up. “Find out how he was killed. And why. And who did it.”

On the plane I reviewed what she’d told me about the death of Charlie Cord, what I’d already known, and what I’d learned from two brief phone calls to Colorado.

Six days ago Charlie had flown to Denver with his hunting gear, picked up a rental car at Stapleton Airport, and driven into the Rockies to a half-abandoned mining town called Quartz City. In Wild West days it had been a boom town; now it was a center for tourists and hunters.

Charlie had spent the night in a motel and in the morning by prearrangement he’d been picked up by a professional guide employed by Rocky Mountain Game Safaris, Ltd., a commercial hunting outfit. Charlie and the guide, a man named Sam Mallory, had set out into the mountains in a four-wheel-drive truck with provisions and gear enough for ten days. Four days later Mallory returned to Quartz City in the truck with Charlie Cord’s corpse in the back. Charlie had been dead, by then, about 24 hours.

According to the sheriff’s office, Charlie had been shot twice through the chest by a .30-’06 rifle. Sam Mallory, the guide, professed to know nothing of the event. His deposition, prepared for the pending coroner’s inquest, alleged that Mallory had been in the process of setting up camp on a new site to which they’d moved that morning; while Mallory was pitching the tents, he said, Charlie had taken his .303 rifle and climbed a nearby peak to reconnoiter and perhaps bag something for the supper pot.

About an hour after Charlie’s departure from camp, Mallory heard two rifle shots on the mountain. He thought little of it at the time, assuming Charlie had shot some game animal; When Charlie didn’t return within two hours, Mallory assumed Charlie had wounded the animal and gone after it, as any hunter must.

It wasn’t until late afternoon — six or seven hours after he’d heard the shots — that Mallory became alarmed. After all, he supposed, Mr. Cord was an experienced hunter and had a compass and canteen with him; there was no reason for concern earlier.

Mallory went up the mountain but darkness fell before he found anything. Through the night he kept the campfire banked high to give Charlie a homing beacon, but Charlie didn’t return and at dawn Mallory was back on the mountain tracking Charlie’s boot prints; and at about 8:30 in the morning Mallory found him lying where he’d been shot. Mallory had backpacked the body down to the truck and driven straight to the sheriff.

The sheriff was a towering thin man with weathered blue outdoor eyes and a thatch of black hair; he went by the name of Bob Wilkerson. He poured me a cup of strong coffee to take the chill out of the autumn afternoon.

“Afraid I never met your friend while he was alive. They tell me he was — well, kind of loud.” He smiled to take the edge off it.

The coffee was old but hot. “Have you found the rifle that shot him?”

“No. It was an ’ought-six, of course. We recovered both slugs from the body.”

“Isn’t that unusual?”

“Unusual? No. Why?”

I said, “A powerful rifle like that, wouldn’t it tend to punch straight through a man and keep right on going? Or were they hollowpoints that explode on contact?”

He watched me gravely, then something like suspicion entered his face. “No, they weren’t hollowpoints. Jacketed slugs — military style. They didn’t expand hardly at all. But they were half spent by the time they hit him. That’s why they didn’t go on through.”

“In other words he was shot from a considerable distance.”

“Mr. Stoddard, you don’t rightly believe a hunter could mistake a man for a buck deer at close range, do you?”

“Is that how it happened, then, Sheriff?”

“That’s what it looked like to me. He was shot from a range of four hundred yards or better and it was an uphill trajectory. Fighting gravity and all, those slugs weren’t going too fast when they hit him.”

“Both bullets hit him in the chest?”

“Not more than three inches apart. One of them penetrated his heart.”

“That’s extraordinary shooting, wouldn’t you say?”

“Or lucky shooting.”

“Two shots within three inches of each other at four hundred yards, uphill?”

Wilkerson’s shoulders stirred as if to dismiss it. “Let me lay it out for you, Mr. Stoddard. I just got back here an hour ago myself — spent the day up on that mountain with Sam Mallory. I expect you’ll want to talk to him?”

“If you don’t mind.”

“Surely. Anyhow, we went over the ground up there again. It’s pret’ near up to timberline, that area. Scrub trees, a lot of rocks, talus slopes, bare ground in patches here and there. You can pick up a track if you know what to look for but it ain’t easy.”

“And you found the killer’s tracks?”

“Yes, sir.” He refilled my cup and set the electric coffee pot back on the window sill. With his gangly frame and sharp Adam’s apple he looked boyish, but he had to be at least 40. He went on, “The way Sam and I pieced it together, there was some fellow lower down over on the opposite slope, facing the mountain that your friend climbed over. This fellow, whoever he was — well, you’ve got to figure if he’s up there with an ’ought-six rifle, then he’s doing the same thing there that Mr. Cord’s doing. Hunting. So this hunter looks across and sees Mr. Cord moving through the scrub oaks up there and he thinks it’s got to be a deer or maybe an elk or an antelope or a bighorn sheep. Whatever he figures, he takes aim and he lets go two shots.”

“What was Charlie wearing?”

“Buff-colored hunting coat. Bright red cap. We’ve got to assume the hunter didn’t see the cap.”

“Uh-huh,” I said.

“After he fires the two shots, the fellow goes down one mountain and up the other to find out what he shot and whether it’s dead.”

“You managed to follow his tracks, then?”

“Yes, sir, we saw where he’d come across the canyon there. We saw where he came up to look at Mr. Cord’s body. He sat himself down a while there. Probably shocked to realize he’d killed a man.”

“And then the hunter just walked away?”

“Right back the way he came. We tracked him back to the point where he’d done the shooting from. Used a forked tree for a rifle rest. We found that.”

“Where did the tracks go from there?”

“Into a shale slope. Nothing but loose rocks. Acres of them. No way to track the man through there.” Wilkerson poured his own coffee, lifted it to blow on it, and watched me over the rim of the cup. “The way I size it up, Mr. Stoddard, this hunter discovered he’d killed a human being by mistake and he sat there all gloomy-like, trying to think. And after a while I expect he must have said to himself, ‘Now this here poor man is dead and that’s my own stupid fault for sure, but there ain’t a thing I can do for him now. If I was to take this body down and admit I was the one that shot him, why the sheriff just naturally he’d put me in jail and I’d go on trial for manslaughter or some damn thing and I could spend the next five years of my life in prison on account of this stupid accident.’”

Wilkerson put his cup down. “You see how it could have been.”

“Yes.”

“But this Mr. Cord was a valuable man to the big company you work for. I guess they want more evidence than my guesswork. So they’ve sent you up here to look around.”

“I don’t want to step on your toes,” I said. “I’ve got no official authority. But Charlie’s widow and his father-in-law and the company I work for — yes, they’d like as many answers as we can find.”

“I’m happy to help out however I can. But I doubt we’ll find much. It ain’t the first time we’ve had this kind of accident with hunters in these mountains and I expect it won’t be the last.”

“Does it happen often?”

“Sometimes five, six men get injured or killed up there in a single hunting season. We get crowded with hunters up there, you know. Some of them are city people that don’t know half as much as they think they know. Just last year we had three Milwaukee men in a party up in those canyons back of Goat Peak, all three of them were found dead at the end of the season. Two of them had been shot with each other’s rifles and the third one got shot by some ’ought-six. Wasn’t much my office here could do about it except file the reports and notify the next of kin. As long as the law allows men to go banging around mountains without so much as a hunting license test to find out if they can recognize the difference between a human being and a cow, you’re going to have accidents.”

When I left Wilkerson’s office I drove the rent-a-car around to the buildings that housed Rocky Mountain Game Safaris, Ltd. They were weathered barns and sheds; there was a corral with a few horses and a mule. A terse old man in the tackroom told me Sam Mallory had left for the day. The place smelled of leather and manure. The old man gestured with a spade-bit bridle when he directed me to Mallory’s house.

I felt as though I were going uselessly through the motions. But I owed it, I supposed, to that sad angry lost woman who’d come to my office and I owed it to Schiefflin Aerospace. The company had lived up to the moral stereotypes that are honored more often by empty lip service: Schiefflin had recovered me from a psychic gutter, reformed a tattered soul, brought me back to a life that seemed worth something after all.

It was a pleasant old frame house on a shady street behind a row of saloons and shops that had been restored for the tourist trade. Sam Mallory surprised me: I must have expected to find a rustic old-timer. He had a broad freckled young face and soft kindly gray eyes and blond hair tied back with an Apache-style headband. He was probably in his late twenties, no more. He had a leggy young wife with a quick intelligent smile; she excused herself to go back through the house toward the wail of a baby.

Mallory knew who I was; obviously Sheriff Wilkerson had briefed him. He offered me a drink and we sat in the front room surrounded by magazines and bookshelves and a few paintings. The only outdoorsman touch was a tall rifle rack in one corner. It held five rifles; they were locked in place with a chain.

He told me a number of things I already knew but I wanted his version. He’d been with Wilkerson when they’d tracked the killer across the canyon. “We didn’t find his empties. But then a lot of hunters pick up their brass. Anyhow the sheriff tells me the slugs were fired by an old Springfield. First World War type.”

“When I was in the army,” I said, “they still issued those to rifle competition teams. It was a hell of an accurate weapon.”

“I never saw one in the service myself. We all had M-14’s.”

“You were in Vietnam?”

He nodded.

“What outfit?”

“Why? Were you over there?”

“In the C.I.D., yes.” I smiled as if to apologize.

“Not a very popular outfit,” Sam Mallory observed. “I was just a grunt myself.” Then he grinned and put on a hillbilly twang: “Never had much truck with you hifalutin criminal-investigation types.” He sounded uncannily like Wilkerson when he did that.

“I didn’t like the work much,” I confessed.

“Then why are you still doing it?”

I said, “It’s the only thing I know how to do well.”

He gave me an up-from-under look as if to catch me off guard. “You seem awfully low-key. Do you do it well?”

“Usually.”

“What have you found out so far?”

“Need to know, Sam?”

“No, I’m just curious. What can you possibly have learned from me, for instance?”

I glanced toward his rifle rack. “For one thing you haven’t got a Springfield .30-’06 over there.”

“You’re acting as though it’s a murder case. As if I’m a suspect.”

“Everybody is,” I said. “What did you think of Charlie Cord?”

“Obnoxious.” He didn’t hesitate.

“That’s the word most people use.”

“Well, he liked to kill. You know?”

“You’re a hunters’ guide. You must see that all the time.”

“Not really. I’m a hunter myself but I’m no killer. Not the way Cord was.”

“I’m not sure what you mean by that.”

“Sometimes I’ll track a brown bear through those peaks two-three days and finally we’ll stand face to face and I’ll aim my rifle at him, and that’s that. I hunt bears — to prove a point to myself, I guess — but I’ve never killed one.”

“You mean you don’t pull the trigger?”

“What would I do with a dead bear? I’m not a trophy collector and I don’t like the taste of bear meat.”

“But Charlie—”

“He’d kill anything that moved. For fun.”

“You must get a lot of clients like him.”

“Not many. You’d be surprised. Most hunters have some dignity. And we’re still carnivores, aren’t we? Biologically there’s nothing dishonorable about that. You can’t condemn hunters if you eat meat yourself. But I’m talking about hunters. They eat what they kill. They make use of it. They don’t just kill it for the fun of killing and leave it there to rot. You want another drink?”

“Not especially, thanks. Tell me, Sam, why’d you take up this line of work?”

“I like to think of myself as a pioneer mountain-man type. It’s clean, you know. It keeps me outdoors.”

“Clean,” I said, “except when you have to go out with somebody like Charlie Cord.”

“Aeah.” He met my eyes and smiled. “Except then. Look, is this getting us anywhere?”

“Maybe. What was Charlie after? Specifically, what kind of game?”

“He said he wanted a bobcat and a mule deer buck.”

“But?”

“He kept asking me about Rocky Mountain goats.”

“They’re a protected species, aren’t they?”

“What’s left of them, yes.”

“But he wanted one.”

“One or a dozen. I think if he’d seen any goats he’d have killed them, yes.”

“How was he with a rifle?”

“Good. Not spectacular, but good enough.”

“Is it customary for the guide to stay in camp while the client goes out hunting?”

“Some hunters want you right with them all the time. But it wasn’t unusual. He was just scouting around. He said he didn’t want to waste his time sitting around watching me set up tents.”

I unfolded my county map. “Show me where it happened.”

He put his finger on it. “About there.”

“Near Goat Peak.” I folded it and put it in my pocket. “Anybody live up in that area?”

“It’s National Forest. You can’t own property up there.”

“Sometimes you tan lease it. Do you mind answering my question?”

For the first time Mallory looked uncomfortable. It was subtle — I wouldn’t have noticed it if I hadn’t been waiting for it. A knotted muscle rippled briefly along his jaw; that was all. He said, “There’s a sourdough who lives in a lean-to up there. Been searching for years — for the mother lode, I guess.”

“What’s his name?”

“I don’t remember.”

“Come on, Sam.”

He pretended to be thinking, exercising his memory. Then he snapped his fingers. “Collins, that’s it. Hugh Collins.”

“I don’t suppose he’s got a phone.”

Mallory laughed. “Up there?”

“I’d like to talk to him.”

“What for?”

“He lives on Goat Peak. He may have seen someone.”

“I doubt it. He lives on the far side of the peak.”

“Can you take me up there? I’ll pay for it.”

“Waste of money.”

“I want to talk to him,” I said gently. “It’ll go a little faster if you’d be willing to guide me.”

“Suit yourself. We can leave in the morning.”

“Make it ten o’clock. I’ve got something to do first.”

You didn’t put two jacketed .30-caliber bullets into a space smaller than a handspan at 400 yards without knowing what you were doing. That was what had stirred up my suspicions at first; it had been followed by improbabilities and too many coincidences.

The town didn’t have a library or a newspaper. I had to get the information by phone from Denver. It took more than an hour and I was a few minutes late meeting Mallory. He had an old Dodge Power Wagon — four-wheel-drive, winch, jerrycans, and canteens. A real wilderness rig. When I was a kid in the Southwest I’d known uranium prospectors who’d go out in Power Wagons and live out of them for months at a stretch and that was long before the fad for truck-mounted camper outfits.

We rolled out of town and Mallory put the truck up a steep dirt road through the pines. “Find out anything?” he asked.

I watched him while I spoke. “Seventeen hunters have died in this county in the past six years. Eleven of them in the vicinity of Goat Peak. Nine killed by 30-’06 bullets. Jacketed.”

“Not surprising. That’s what a lot of hunters carry. And Goat Peak’s where most of the hunters go to set up their base camps.” But he said it in a tight-lipped way.

I glanced at the carbine he had clipped to the inside of the door panel by his left knee. “What’s that, a .30–30?”

“Right. Saddle gun. For varmints.”

“Tell me about Hugh Collins.”

“Nice old guy. A gentleman. You’ll see for yourself.”

I said, “You didn’t like it much in ’Nam, did you?”

“Did anybody?”

“Some did. We had to arrest some of them. The ones who learned to enjoy killing. Got so they’d kill anybody — our side or theirs or just neutral.”

“Fragging?”

“Those. And others. Some of them just got bloodthirsty. Psychotic. They couldn’t stop killing — didn’t want to.”

He said, “We had one of those in my outfit. One of the other guys fragged him — threw a grenade down his blankets while he was asleep. We never found out which guy did it but we figured he probably saved all our lives.” He glanced at me. “It wasn’t me.”

“No. You never got into that bag, did you?”

Mallory said, “Too scared. And in the end I supposed I developed a respect for life. No, I never got to liking war.”

“That wasn’t war,” I said.

“Shook you up, did it?”

“It was a long time before I got pulled back together. I had to have a lot of help.”

He gave me a quick look and his eyes went back to the steep rutted road. “Shrinks? Psychiatrists?”

“Yes. And friends,” I said. I opened up to him because it might inspire him to share confidences. “Mostly it was the interrogations that did it to me. The ones we arrested. The way they could talk about committing grisly murders — and laugh about it. I couldn’t take it after a while. It was too grotesque. Terrifying. The bizarre became the commonplace. One day I just started screaming, so they sent me home.”

“Rough,” Mallory remarked.

I watched his profile. “Charlie Cord liked to frag animals, didn’t he, Sam?”

“You could put it that way,” he replied, giving nothing away.

“He didn’t have much respect for life.”

“Not for animal life, at any rate.” He turned the wheel with a powerful twist of his shoulders and we went bucking off the road up into a meadow that carried us across a rolling slope into a canyon. He put the Power Wagon into four-wheel-drive and we whined up the dry gravel bed of the canyon floor. I was pitched heavily around and tried to brace myself in the seat.

It was past two o’clock when we reached Hugh Collins’ lean-to. It was a spartan camp. A coffee pot and a few utensils were near the dead ashes of the campfire — he’d built his fireplace out of rocks. A cased rifle stood propped inside the lean-to. A bedroll, two canteens, a waterproof pouch with several books in it. No one was in sight, but we left the truck there and Mallory led the way through the forest. He was following tracks, although I couldn’t discern them.

After a half-hour hike we heard the ring of a hammer against rock and presently we came upon the sourdough. He had a black beard peppered with gray; he wore coveralls and a plaid work shirt; he was short and built heavy through chest and shoulders. His eyes gleamed with an intelligence that seemed almost childishly innocent.

Mallory made introductions. “Mr. Stoddard’s investigating the death of Mr. Cord.”

“Who?”

“The hunter who got killed the other day over on the far side of the peak.”

We hunkered in the shade. Hugh Collins had been whacking away at a rock face with his pointed hammer. I said, “Finding any color?”

“You always find color. Enough for day wages. I pan out a few hundred dollars a month. You wanted to ask about this hunter?”

“Someone shot him. Looking at the map, I thought the man might have come from this direction. I wondered if you might have seen anyone that day.”

“What day was that exactly?”

“Sunday.”

“Nobody came through this way Sunday.”

“You didn’t hear a couple of shots that day, then?”

Collins laughed. He showed good teeth. “I hear shots all the time. This time of year these hills are alive with idiot hunters.”

An animal limped into sight and approached us hesitantly. It was a hardy-looking little creature; it had only three legs but it managed to hobble along with dignity and even grace.

Collins said, “All right now, Felicity,” and snapped his fingers and the delicate little creature came to him and nuzzled his hand. Its left foreleg appeared to have been amputated at the shoulder. Collins said, “Felicity’s a Rocky Mountain goat. You don’t see many.”

“What happened to her leg?”

“That’s how we got together, Felicity and I. Seven years ago — she was a yearling — some idiot hunter blew her leg off and I came across her half dead up there on the peak. Bandaged her up, looked after her. She’s been with me ever since. Like the lion and Androcles.” He scratched the goat’s ears. After a moment she hopped away toward the woods. Collins looked up through the pines, evidently judging the angle of the sun. “You gentlemen hungry? Why don’t we walk back to my camp?”

He served up a meal of beans and fritters and greens that he must have harvested from the mountain slopes. “Sorry there’s no meat. I don’t keep any on hand. Don’t get many visitors.”

“Are you a vegetarian?”

“Going on seven years now.”

I said, “You don’t talk like a back-country hermit, Mr. Collins.”

“Well, I used to be on the faculty at the School of Mines down in Golden.” He had an engaging smile. “I’m mainly antisocial. I prefer it up here. Of all the animals I’ve met, I find man the least appealing.” The three-legged goat appeared and Collins fed it the last of his salad.

I’d seen the cased rifle when we’d arrived in camp; it was propped inside the lean-to. Now I walked to it and unzipped the leather case. I was sure before I opened it, but it needed confirmation. The old rifle shone with fresh oil — it was well cared for.

Collins and Mallory hadn’t stirred from their places by the fire place. Collins said in a mild voice, “That’s a real old-timer, you know. Dates back to Black Jack Pershing’s war.”

“I know.” I watched Sam Mallory get up and walk toward the Power Wagon. When he opened the door I said, “Leave the carbine there, Sam,” and he looked at me — looked at the rifle I held — and closed the truck door with stoic resignation. I said to Collins, “Funny that a vegetarian keeps a rifle around.”

“Varmints.” He met my gaze guilelessly.

Mallory returned to the fire and sat. I said, “If I had this rifle tested by the crime lab in Denver, do you suppose they’d identify it as the weapon that killed Charlie Cord?”

I looked at Hugh Collins and then at the three-legged goat. She was curled up by the old man’s side. I said, “What was he doing, Mr. Collins? Drawing a bead on Felicity here?”

“No. He was taking aim on a bighorn sheep. We’ve got a little flock of them up here. Seven or eight bighorn sheep. They’re the last survivors of a multitude.”

“How long do you expect to keep getting away with it?”

Sam Mallory said, “Sometimes you can’t go by that.”

I thought about the misery Charlie Cord had trailed around him. I remembered the face of the woman in my office and I looked at the half-asleep face of Felicity by Hugh Collins’ side. I had an image of Charlie and I remembered the passionate happy killers who’d appalled me, sent me screaming toward lunacy; and I saw the calm faces of Collins and Mallory.

I said to Mallory, “You’re a hunter who doesn’t like to kill. You had to have a reason to work for killers. It was to lead them into this old man’s trap, wasn’t it? How long have you two known each other?”

“Sam’s my nephew,” Hugh Collins said. “We didn’t see much of each other until he came back from Vietnam. That was his lesson — the way Felicity was mine.”

I said to Mallory, “But you still eat meat.”

“I’m his nephew and I’m his friend. I’m not his disciple.”

Collins said, “Sam never shot any of them. That was me. I’d stalk them and watch them and decide whether they were hunters or criminals.”

“Nine hunters in the past six years,” I said.

“Eleven. Killers, Mr. Stoddard.”

Mallory said, “I’ve guided hundreds of hunters through here.”

Collins said, “You want to mind that trigger. She goes off easy.”

I set the safety and put the rifle down against the lean-to and walked to the truck. I looked back at Mallory. “We’d better start back or it’ll get dark before we’re down off the mountain.”

Mallory got to his feet, bewildered. I said, “I’ll report that it was a hunting accident.”

Collins scratched Felicity’s chest and she pawed amiably at him with her one front hoof. Mallory came past me and opened the truck door. “You trust me next to this carbine?”

“Yes.”

“Because you want us to trust you?”

“That’s right,” I said. I went around and got in. When I shut the door Mallory started the engine. Collins appeared at the window.

He didn’t offer to reach in and shake my hand. But he smiled slightly. “If you change your mind, don’t go to Sheriff Wilkerson with what you know. It would put him in a dilemma.”

“I assumed he was in on it,” I said. “He had to be. Otherwise he’d have compared the ballistics on those various .30-’06 bullets over the years and it would be public knowledge that they were all killed by the same rifle.”

“All but two. Last year that was. I started shooting at one of them and the other two panicked and killed each other. Damnedest thing I ever saw.”

Mallory had the truck idling. He said, “I still can’t say I understand this.”

I said, “Let’s just say we’re fellow veterans of the same war.”

Two-Way Street

“Two-Way-Street” is a fiction that derives from speculation about the actual murder of Phoenix reporter Don Bolles. This isn’t how it really was, but perhaps this is how it ought to have been.

Initially this story was published over a pen-name, in the same issue of Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine that contained one of my Charlie Dark espionage stories. Perhaps the magazine was short of material that month. Because two of my stories were appearing in the same issue, the editor asked if I would mind putting a pen-name on one of the two stories. I agreed, and supplied the name. John Ives was the name of a character who had appeared in a couple of my books; subsequently it became a nom-de-plume under which I wrote two novels in the late 1970s.

The body was found along Route 783 just outside the town of Aravaipa. The woman who found it was a Navajo lady; I learned that she and her dogs had been herding a flock of sheep across the road at dawn to beat the morning traffic. She’d roused a dairy rancher and the phone call had been logged in at the Sheriff’s office at 5:44 a.m. I was brought in around noon when one of the Undersheriffs picked me up in a county car; he filled me in on the way to Pete Kyber’s office. “We’ve got a corpse and a witness. Or at least we think he’s a witness.”

“Who’s the victim?”

“Name of Philip Keam. Thirty-something. Reporter for one of the Tucson newspapers.”

“You notified next of kin?”

“Divorced, no children. The parents may be alive — we’re trying to find out.”

Officially the temperature went to 103° Fahrenheit that day, which meant that down along the surface of the plain it was near 140°. The asphalt of the Sheriff’s parking lot was soft underfoot, sucking at my shoes, and I hurried into the air-conditioned saltbox before I might melt. Slipping off the sunglasses I made my way back to the Sheriff’s private office.

Pete Kyber was long-jointed and Gary Cooperish; slow-moving and slow-talking but not particularly slow-thinking. His most noticeable feature was his Adam’s apple. Pete was no relation to the redneck stereotype; he was by instinct a conservationist rather than a conservative. How he and I ever got elected to our offices in that rural county still mystified me.

He watched me sit down; he was gloomy. “We got a bloody one, Mike.”

“I’ll have a look on my way out. What’s the story?”

“Bludgeoned to death. With a rock.”

“No fingerprints?”

“On a rock?”

“Who’s this witness you’ve got?”

“Larry Stowe. Just a kid.”

“Would that be Edgar Stowe’s son?”

“Yes.”

Edgar Stowe ran the drugstore in Aravaipa. He didn’t own it — it was a chain store — but he was the manager. His son Larry would be about 22, I calculated; one of my kids had been in the same high-school class. I remembered the Stowe boy coming around the house now and then, but that was five years ago. He’d struck me as an unremarkable kid, towhead and a bit vacuous.

“What’s Larry got to say?”

“We’re having a hard time getting a straight story out of him. You’d better talk to him yourself.”

“All right. First tell me what you’ve got.”

“Well, Keam was robbed. His wallet’s gone. We called the paper in Tucson to find out what he was doing over here. The city desk man got lathered up and I had to calm him down. But I’m afraid we’ll be knee-deep in newspapermen by this afternoon. Keam was up here investigating a story about land frauds. Digging into the Inca Land Company developments.”

“Ron Owens.”

“Yes.” Pete Kyber made a face to indicate his opinion of Ron Owens — real-estate tycoon, despoiler of the wilderness. I knew Owens, not intimately, and disliked the man as much as Pete did. Usually Owens could be found sporting around in his Lear Jet, flying his pet Congressman to Las Vegas, or partying with his Oklahoma oil chums and expatriate Detroit gangster buddies. The “desert estates” he sold were rickety instant-slum dwellings encrusted on drearily bulldozed scrub acres.

Dozens of lawsuits were outstanding against Owens, brought by home buyers who attested that the Inca Land Company had failed to make good on its advertising and had defrauded them in multifarious ways. Naturally Owens had a phalanx of lawyers, some of whom had practiced in Washington and all of whom were adept at delaying cases until hell froze over. Owens was as slippery as a watermelon seed.

Pete Kyber took me back to the interrogation room where Larry Stowe sat picking his fingernails. Pete said, “Larry, you know the prosecutor here, Mike Valdez.”

“Yes, sir.” Larry was still towhead, still vacuous — his mouth hung open most of the time — and, at the moment, uptight.

“Sure we know each other.” I shook hands with Larry. “How are you, son?”

The kid’s handshake was perfunctory, his palm damp; he had trouble meeting my eye. “How’s Mike Junior doing, sir?”

“Fine, just fine. Finishing up at the University this year.”

“That’s, uh, that’s great, sir.”

“Pete, you want to leave us a while.”

“Sure thing.” The Sheriff retreated and shut us in.

I sat down facing the youth across the chrome-and-vinyl table. “Okay, Larry, would you like to go through it with me?”

He was reluctant but I kept at him with gentle persuasion and finally it came out, sheepish: he’d spent the night with a girl at her parents’ ranch a few miles up the highway and that was why he’d been walking back into town so early in the morning. He didn’t want to involve the girl, didn’t want her parents to know he’d spent the night — he admitted with a nervous laugh that he’d left by the bedroom window with his shoes in his hand.

Once we got past that obstacle he told a straightforward story. He’d been walking along the highway shoulder; it wasn’t yet dawn hut it was a clear night. Down along Mule Deer Creek he’d walked under the cottonwoods where the big corrugated culvert funneled the creek under the road and he’d heard voices raised in argument. Curious and cautious, Larry made his way past the trees into the brush beside the road. He saw a big car parked in the dust — a Cadillac. Larry didn’t know much but he did know cars and he described that one in fabulous detail, right down to the license number, and I made notes as he talked.

Three men stood out on the slickrock and Larry recognized two of them — cowboys he’d seen around Tooner’s Bar, drinking beer and pawing at the waitresses. The third man was a stranger to Larry; of course that was Philip Keam, the reporter from Tucson.

The cowboys were arguing about what to do with Keam. Larry said, “Bud Baker kept saying they ought to beat the guy up and dump him. The other guy, Sammy Calhoun, he was scared, I guess. He kept grabbing at Bud’s arm and saying they better turn the guy loose or they’d get in trouble with the Sheriff. And then I heard Bud say that was what they were getting paid for, to put a good scare into this guy so’s he’d quit nosing around. Then this guy between them, he interrupted the two of them and said, “You two have only got two choices. You got to kill me or let me go, because if you start dumping on me I’ll sign a complaint for forcible kidnapping and assault and battery.”

Larry swallowed; I saw sweat on his forehead. “So old Bud Baker just says, real calm-like, he says, ‘All right, if that’s how you want it,’ and I see him reach down and pick something up and hit this guy over the head with it. He hit him three-four times while he was falling.

“Then Bud and Sammy, they went through the guy’s pocket’s, and I guess they taken his wallet, and after that they run over to that Cadillac and I watched them drive away. It was starting to get light and this Indian woman come along with some sheep, and I stayed hid-up there in the brush till I seen her run for help, and then I run on home. I figured she’d give the alarm, you know, but then I kept, you know, thinking on it, and finally I come down here to see the Sheriff.”

I obtained warrants on Baker and Calhoun; Peter Kyber’s men went out to arrest them. Pete and I picked at Larry Stowe in several sessions, trying to nail down evidential details; his testimony was direct, his memory clear, and I knew we had a first-class witness in him.

We tried to sweat Baker and Calhoun but they’d been coached. They stood mute, refused to answer any questions without their lawyer, admitting nothing. The lawyer was a skinny fellow from Phoenix who drove up in an air-conditioned Corvette. He wore a sharkskin suit and aviator sunglasses. His name was William Farquhart and he had a white toothy smile —“Just call me Bill”— and I loathed him on sight.

We were obliged by the rules of disclosure to give him the outlines of our case; we had to tell him we had an eyewitness and we had to tell him the substance of the witness’ testimony. Before the trial we would have to show him a transcript of Larry’s formal statement, at which time we knew the lid would blow off because the bad guys would know the identity of our witness and they would also know we had a positive make on the car driven by the two killers: Ron Owens’ Cadillac.

We forestalled the latter problem by impounding Owens’ car on a bench warrant but this only alerted Owens & Company to their jeopardy and within 24 hours lawyer Farquhart had been reinforced by the importation of three powerhouse lawyers from Tucson and Phoenix.

And later that day Larry Stowe came into my office, scared white. “I got to talk to you. They want me to change my story.”

He’d never seen the two men before. They’d hustled him into the back seat of their car. “It was a two-tone green ’73 Chevy Suburban.” They told him to shut up and just listen.

“This guy says in the first place they’ve got five respectable witnesses to testify Bud and Sammy was over to the Sonoita rodeo grounds that morning, so they couldn’t possibly of been up here beatin’ Keam to death with a rock. Then they told me they got a witness who’ll swear he seen me throw something over the fence behind Tooner’s Bar, and this witness went and picked it up and it turned out to be Ream’s wallet.”

“They told me I’d be accused of the murder myself unless I change my testimony and say it was too dark to see the two guys that killed Keam. They say if I don’t identify Bud and Sammy in court they’ll leave me alone.”

“Thanks for coming forward, Larry. You’ve got guts.”

I said to Fete Kyber, “It’s dismally effective. At least we can see the defense tactics now. They intend to make it look as if Larry killed Keam himself — to rob him — and then tried to shift the blame onto the two cowboys.”

“It’s possible that’s what actually happened, Mike.”

“No. I know the kid. Larry’s got a feeble imagination. He could never have dreamed up that story and kept to it so faithfully. He’s not a killer — he never even goes hunting with the other kids — and I don’t believe he’s ever stolen anything in his life.”

“Dumb but honest,” the Sheriff said. “But we’re still in a bind here. If they produce a gang of witnesses to impeach his testimony, we won’t get a conviction. Reasonable doubt.”

I said, “I’m disinclined to let them get away with murder, Pete.”

“Sure, but I don’t know what we can do about it.”

I got up to leave. “Two can play at dirty pool, you know.”

“Larry, if you took that wallet off the body after they killed him, you’d better tell me now.”

“No, sir. I’d admit it if I’d done it. I didn’t do that.”

“All right.”

Bill Farquhart, the oily lawyer, agreed happily to a private meeting with me. Of course he expected me to offer a deal and I didn’t disabuse him of that misapprehension until we met over a lunch table in a poorly lit booth in Corddry’s Steak House.

Farquhart’s dark hair fluffed around his ears Hollywood style; in the sharkskin suit he was all points and sharp angles. But he was reputed to be a splendidly effective courtroom lawyer.

He ordered a dry martini and talked about the hot drought but I cut him off because I hadn’t the patience for small talk. I said, “Ron Owens thinks he’s got this thing framed up perfectly, doesn’t he? Let’s not waste each other’s time — we both understand the situation.”

“I guess we do, Mr. Valdez. Defense wins, prosecution loses. That’s the score.” He laughed gently at me, very sure of himself.

I said, “As far as I’m concerned you’re an errand boy for Ron Owens. I’ve got a message for you to carry back to him. You just listen to it and carry it to him. Understood?”

He gave me a pitying look. “Valdez, I don’t take that kind of talk from two-bit Mexican civil servants.”

That elicited my hard smile. “I’m the elected prosecuting attorney of Ocotillo County, Mr. Farquhart. As for the other, I’m not Mexican, I’m American. It’s my country here, not yours. My ancestors were right here in this county while yours were still burning witches in Scotland. But the key point on the table right now is this. I’m the County Attorney in a county where Ron Owens has eighty-three percent of his assets tied up. Does that suggest anything to you?”

He smiled slowly; he thought he understood. “Okay,” he said, “what’s the deal?”

“This time I’ll settle for Baker and Calhoun. I want their heads in a basket. And I want Ron Owens out of this county, lock, stock, and barrel. Right out.”

“I guess you know better, really.”

“No. I’ll tell you something, this isn’t Phoenix where everybody’s got his hand out for graft and things are big enough to provide anonymity for men like Ron Owens. You’re in a small town now and we tend to be unimpressed by Sy Devore suits and Hollywood sunglasses and Corvettes and big-city methods of extortion and intimidation. You don’t realize it but these are tough people out here. They have to be, to survive in this desert. They chew up clowns like Ron Owens and spit them out.”

His eyes were hooded; he feigned boredom. “What’s the message, Mr. Valdez? I’m getting tired of this small-town boosterism.”

“You’ve listed six defense witnesses who may be called during the trial to impeach Larry Stowe’s testimony and to alibi the defendants. Of course you won’t bother to call those six witnesses if Larry fails to identify Baker and Calhoun, correct?”

“You’re doing the talking.”

“Here’s the message, counselor. Commit it and pass it on. One. Larry Stowe is under police protection. You won’t find him until he appears in court, so you may as well forget any further attempts to threaten him or assault him. Two—”

“Are you accusing me of—?”

“Shut up. Larry will testify to what he saw — the deliberate and unprovoked murder of Philip Keam.”

“Three: you will fail to call the six perjuring witnesses. The trial will take its course on the basis of the truth, and we’ll take our chances on getting an honest conviction.”

“Four: should you or Ron Owens disregard my warning, and should you bring forward your six witnesses to give false testimony, then certain things will begin to happen in this county. Ron Owens will find himself up to here in property-tax auditors and land reappraisals. He will find every application for a building permit held up for months, perhaps years. He will find his heavy construction equipment impounded by the County for violations of safety and pollution regulations. He will find his car ticketed incessantly for violations of vehicular codes, and he’ll find his home, his office and other real property cited for every conceivable violation of the building codes. He will find himself and his executives subjected to an endless barrage of bureaucratic foul-ups, lost applications, misplaced documents — a nightmare of red tape, a systematic campaign of official harassment that will bring all his businesses to a total standstill and result in the across-the-board bankruptcy of every enterprise controlled by Ron Baylor Owens.”

“And one more thing,” I added in the same quiet voice. “It’s conceivable that some fatal accident just might happen to befall me if I began to put such a campaign into action. You and Owens should be aware that this is a rural county and that my family is one of the oldest here. We’ve known one another for generations around here. Some of these old boys — friends of mine, I play poker and hunt deer with them — some of these gents can shoot a flea off a coon-dog’s ear at six hundred yards. They’re not above settling their grievances in the old-fashioned frontier manner. I’d like you and Owens to understand that if anything happens to me, it happens to Owens. I doubt it’s much fun spending the hours wondering when to expect the bullet out of the darkness.”

I got up and left him then; I’d said all I had to say.

Part of it was a bluff. I don’t number any killers among my friends. But Farquhart and Owens were city boys and they didn’t know that for sure; we had a redneck reputation up our way.

The rest of it had been quite true. I was fully prepared to drown Owens’ companies in bureaucratic obstructionism and it would have been perfectly legal to do so: if you actually enforce every ludicrous regulation in the law you can cripple anyone. The reason it hadn’t already been done in Owens’ case was that he’d been pouring a great deal of money into the economy of the county. Folks are willing to put up with all sorts of shenanigans if prosperity comes with them. But people up in Ocotillo County are still a bit old-fashioned: they don’t condone willful murder as an acceptable way of doing business. I’d have had no trouble getting the cooperation of the other county officials.

Coercion is a two-way street. Owens and Farquhart were dealers in fear; I’d given them their own medicine.

Farquhart and his supporting battery of big-town attorneys put up a good defense but they didn’t produce the six lying witnesses; Baker and Calhoun were convicted on the steadfast testimony of Larry Stowe and the evidence of bootprints and a few other tangibles left at the scene. The killers were sentenced to twenty-year-to-life terms in the State Penitentiary at Florence. Rumor has it that Ron Owens had to pay both of them enormous sums to ensure that they wouldn’t implicate him in the murder. The presence of his Cadillac at the crime meant nothing; Owens simply gave out the story that he’d lent the car to the two cowboys but had no idea what they meant to do with it.

But Owens pulled out of the county with satisfying alacrity. It took him a while to liquidate his properties but by Christmas he was gone, his offices closed, his residence sold.

He wasn’t really very tough. I’d been looking forward to squaring off against him but evidently he didn’t enjoy playing a game against people who played harder than he did.

The law doesn’t protect people unless people protect the law.

Ends and Means

“Ends and Means” is a story within a story; the interior story is an embellishment of alleged more or less actual events in my old home town, while the frame (outer) story reflects a self-questioning about moral contradictions that I’d undergone in the two years since a movie based on my novel DEATH WISH had been loosed.

The judge put his coffee down and pushed himself back in the reclining chair until its platform flipped up under his feet. Harris watched the old man read the script. Attentive, undistractible, the judge read slowly and didn’t look up when the telephone rang. It rang only twice; someone elsewhere in the house must have answered it.

Finally Judge Culver put the last page aside. “It’s a good yarn. But you already know that. Why bring it to me? I’m hardly a lit’ry critic.”

“You may find this hard to buy, knowing me, but it’s one of those times when I’m really not looking for a reassuring pat on the back. I want your judgment — there’s something about the story that bothers me.”

“If it bothers you then change it. You wrote it.”

“The thing is,” Harris said, “it’s to do with justice. That’s your department.”

“Justice is the concern of any writer of dramatic works.”

“Not in this sense. The whole story revolves around definitions of justice.”

“Yes,” the judge agreed.

“Well, look,” Harris said, “I’m not sure it isn’t too expedient. The resolution of the story. I liked it fine while I was working it out but in retrospect it strikes me there’s a moral cynicism in it — it’s a little too much like letting the ends justify the means. There’s no problem about getting it published. The question in my mind is whether I want it published. Whether possibly it says something I don’t want to say.” He sat back on the couch and crossed his legs and laced his fingers behind his head.

The judge had a sly smile that crinkled the lines around his eyes. “You wrote it. Don’t you know what it says?”

“I know what it says to me. I’d like to know what it says to you.”

“The detective catches the murderer but then lets him go because he feels it was justifiable homicide. It’s a sort of star-chamber acquittal.”

“My protagonist places himself above the law.”

“Yes,” the judge said. “But of course you’ve contrived unique circumstances in this story.”

“Does that matter? Do you think this kind of thing ought to be justified under any circumstance at all?”

“As I said, Jim, that’s your decision to make. You’re the writer.”

“All right. But I’d like your judgment.”

The judge had a weakness for long slender cigars. He had one going in his left hand; it had grown a tall ash. Now he tapped it off into the big glass ashtray by his elbow. “I’ve been on the bench quite a few years.” The abrupt change of subject bewildered Harris. “Municipal court, superior court, six years on the court of appeals. You may be asking the wrong man. If you want a cut-and-dried moral judgment you’d be better off asking a preacher. I’ve seen the law bent. Too many times. Not always to the detriment of justice, either. I agree with you that it’s morally disastrous to take the attitude that the ends justify the means. As a blanket principle, that is. But justice isn’t an abstract. It’s a guiding precept that ought to be adapted to the conditions of the individual case. I’ve bent the law a few times myself, you know. Even broken it. Flagrantly. When it served what I felt were the interests of justice.”

“You have?”

“I can’t criticize your script. The best I can offer is a parable. An anecdotal illustration. Shall I try?”

“I wish you would.”

“It’s a true story. The participants have mostly passed on to their rewards by now; in any case the statute of limitations ran out long ago so it can’t harm me — legally — to admit the part I played. At the time I had a hell of a tussle with my conscience. But I learned a great deal from it. Maybe I flatter myself, but I think it’s made me a better jurist.”

The old man drained his coffee, adjusted the cigar comfortably between thumb and fingers, and began his tale.

I was assistant district attorney at the time. Young, earnest, inflated with eager principles. And maybe a trifle ambitious. It was nineteen thirty-one, I think — give or take a year. I’m a bit vague on dates when I go back that far.

It was during Prohibition in any case. The Volstead Law had been around for more than a decade. Down here in the Southwest there’d grown up a well-established bootleg trade — some of it ’shine from back-country stills and downtown bathtub operations, but most of the hooch came in across the border from Mexico. It was big business. The illegality of it had caused the emergence of disciplined criminal mobs — the beginnings of what we now call organized crime. There was an enormous industry in producing and distributing booze. In terms of the complexities and the quantity of distribution it was a far vaster operation than today’s narcotic drug trade, because there were so many more customers. Half the population, at least.

The result was that even in a cowtown like Tucson we found ourselves up against a powerful underworld organization. Now the truth is we tended to wink at the bootleg trade, as you probably know. Nobody except a few overeager glory hunters had much interest in nailing whiskey peddlers. Most of us spent half our evenings patronizing speakeasies.

But the booze trade had brought the crooks out of the woodwork en masse. Our problem wasn’t booze, except indirectly. Our problem was the by-products of the trade. The constantly increasing economic and political power that the criminal mobs developed. We weren’t concerned, really, about so-called white slavery or gambling or the other victimless crimes. What alarmed the honest folks was the specter of a takeover of our society by the criminal element. They were buying politicians. They were extorting fortunes from the business community through their bald-faced protection rackets. You don’t need a long litany of their crimes — the point is, we were concerned, we didn’t want to see things get out of hand. Bootlegging was one thing. Giving the mobsters enough power to elect a governor was another thing entirely. These people had — have — no respect for rudimentary human rights, let alone laws. We had to fight them. We know it now; we knew it equally well then, as anyone who’s ever seen The Untouchables on television knows.

Down in Tucson our local crime czar was a fellow who went by the name of Irwin Sterrick. It wasn’t the name he’d been born with but never mind.

Sterrick ostensibly was a restaurateur. He owned three establishments — steak houses, you know the kind of place. Gin and bourbon in coffee cups, slot machines in the rest rooms. A cut up from speakeasies. He didn’t actually own any of the wholesale operations and he didn’t actually run the extortion rackets, but he was the key man in the setup. Within the criminal organization he’d worked his way up from bookkeeper to chief accountant to high factotum. It was a loose confederation — the “organized” in organized crime is a misnomer — but to the extent that there’s a single boss in any company, Sterrick fulfilled that function here. If an underling wanted to start a new operation he had to get clearance from Sterrick; usually he got his financing from Sterrick as well. Sterrick controlled the coffers. Major transactions went through his hands. It wasn’t his money, most of it, but nearly all of it passed through his office in one way or another. He kept the books.

We knew if we could nail Sterrick and get our hands on his books we could cripple the mob for quite a while. Sterrick was getting altogether too powerful and we had to stop him.

Naturally the federal officers were eager to nail him as well. They wanted to put him away on income-tax violations. But none of us had any success in our initial efforts. We knew he kept detailed books — even criminals have to have records so they can check up on one another and make sure nobody’s cheating — but when we subpoenaed them the books would mysteriously disappear ahead of the officers with their search warrants. It appeared there was no lawful way we could solve the problem.

Things were heating up to a boil because there was a gubernatorial primary coming up. Sterrick’s handpicked candidate had a pretty good chance of sewing up the nomination. If we allowed them to railroad their man into the governor’s mansion in Phoenix, we knew we’d face a terrible situation. The state would have been thrown wide open to a massive criminal invasion.

The only way to stop it was to get Sterrick out of the way. Then the local political bosses who’d been in his pocket would be free to move in other directions.

We had a meeting in the courthouse. Carefully selected people — the deputy police commissioner, the district attorney, two assistants. I was one of them. And the mayor. None of us was under the thumb of Sterrick’s machine. But we couldn’t be sure of many other officials. We had a council of war. I won’t bore you with the details but the upshot was that I was appointed a select committee-of-one to concentrate on the Sterrick issue. I was pretty much given carte blanche and I insisted that I be allowed to keep my operation secret until it produced results — I didn’t want to have to turn in regular progress reports because a secret is only a secret as long as only one person knows it. I had a few ideas but I didn’t want any risk of their getting back to Sterrick through his city hall contacts.

The practice of criminal law in the halls of justice is pretty much a give-and-take affair, as you know. If you want to get a conviction against one felon sometimes you have to grant immunity to another. It’s not a system I’ve ever enjoyed working in but it’s better than most of the alternatives. Plea bargaining was just as commonplace in those days as it is today. In return for a lighter sentence a criminal might agree to turn state’s evidence. It really amounted to our only major source of information. The town’s population was only about twenty thousand. The mobsters knew every cop on the force by sight. We could hardly infiltrate them with an undercover spy — they’d know him instantly. So we had to rely on criminal informants.

At that time I had three cases awaiting trial. I mean I had a dozen or so but there were three that had some importance to this matter. One was a man named Mendes who’d had the bad fortune to be arrested with a pocketful of numbers-racket slips. He was a runner for Sterrick’s mob. The other two were independent small-time crooks who’d been arrested on felony charges — one was a forger who’d been passing checks around town, the other was a minor-league safecracker who’d done a pretty good job of getting into one of our bank vaults but got tripped up by a silent alarm system — he was caught red-handed coming out of the bank with the loot.

Because of the threat we faced, and the autonomy I’d been given, I made a deliberate decision to bend the law. That’s really the point of this little morality tale.

I took Mendes into an interrogation room and sweated him down. I made it clear, without putting it in so many words, that we might see our way clear to dropping the charges against him if he’d provide us with certain bits and pieces of information. I didn’t tell him what information we wanted. I asked him all sorts of random questions about Sterrick and various mob operations. Most of them he refused to answer. He pointed out that if he unloaded he’d be killed as soon as the mob found out. I just kept asking questions. He’d answer a few of the seemingly harmless ones. By that process I managed to get the information I wanted — without letting him know that it was what I’d been after.

What I found out from him was the location of Sterrick’s books. The organization’s books.

They were kept, as I’d suspected, in a safe. The safe, Mendes informed me, was in a real-estate office on North Stone Avenue. It was one of those outfits that handled insurance and realty. A legitimate front for the illegitimate operations. The outfit was in the name of one of Sterrick’s cousins. I suppose they actually did some insurance and realty work. But it was also where Sterrick did his bookkeeping. In the back room. They had two or three accountants who worked in that room full-time. At night they had a private watchman there. Mendes had seen the safe several times. It was a big sturdy Kessler box, far too heavy to be stolen. There was an electric alarm system and of course the safe was never left untended — when the accountants weren’t there, the watchman was.

We put Mendes on ice. I didn’t want him leaking anything back to Sterrick. Later on, when the matter was concluded, we turned him loose as we’d agreed. He was picked up again a few months later and spent most of his life in prison on one charge or another.

The state primary was coming up in June. This was April — we had about seven weeks. I had the accused forger brought up to the interrogation room. We had him cold on passing some very heavy paper — forged checks for thousands of dollars. It could have cost him several years if we’d prosecuted fully. He knew that — he was a practical fellow. He and I reached a mutually agreeable arrangement. In return for certain services he was to perform, he’d be turned loose in another state and no fugitive warrant would be issued. This of course wasn’t illegal; it was a decision on my part, morally and ethically questionable to be sure, but legal in the sense that a prosecutor has the right to decide whether or not to prosecute any given case. I didn’t acquit the forger of the charges against him; I simply decided not to prosecute them. If he ever returned to Tucson after we exiled him, he could be picked up and tried on the original charges.

I then interviewed the accused safecracker, separately, and reached a similar agreement with him.

I hadn’t broken the law. So far.

The next step required connivance by the police department. I went to the deputy commissioner’s office and managed to secure his participation in the scheme without telling him what I had in mind.

The watchman at the realty office worked a twelve-hour shift. We didn’t have minimum wage laws or security-guards’ unions in those days — it was the Depression, of course, and the man was lucky to have a job at all. He would arrive at the office at seven-thirty in the evening. The accountants and sometimes Sterrick himself would still be there at that hour; they left the accounting room normally about seven forty-five or eight o’clock, turning the place over to the watchman. He went home about seven-thirty or eight the following morning, as soon as the first shift of bookkeepers arrived for work to tote up the previous night’s receipts. The bookkeeping work wasn’t round-the-clock but it was a seven-days-a-week operation. Sterrick’s people didn’t take business holidays; they staggered their work days instead. Obviously that was necessary because so much criminal activity takes place at night and on weekends.

The safe usually was locked and unattended, except for the watchman, through the night. The watchman — a trusted young cousin of Sterrick’s, not brilliant but very loyal and as tough as they make them — undoubtedly had instructions to destroy the contents of the safe if anyone arrived with a subpoena or warrant. Mendes had boasted to me about the security arrangements. In addition to the electrical alarm system there was a device, triggered by a switch on one of the desks, that was designed to release phosphor pellets inside the safe and ignite it. That would destroy the safe’s contents instantly, of course. But clearly the watchman must have had instructions not to destroy the papers unless there was a clear danger of their being removed from the safe. It might not cripple Sterrick’s business to have those facts and figures lost but certainly it would cause a colossal headache. That button wasn’t to be pushed on any mere whim.

We were counting on that.

The watchman had a trivial criminal record. It was of no account but it made our next move more plausible.

I arranged for the release from jail of our friends the forger and the safecracker. Armed with a police revolver, I took them with me in my car to a dusty lot less than a block from the rear entrance of the realty office. From there we watched the place. It was about eight in the evening; by now the bookkeepers had gone home and the watchman was on duty inside.

A police car arrived and the two officers went to the back door and knocked. There was some dialogue between them and the watchman on the far side of the door — we couldn’t hear it — but I saw one of the officers take out his revolver and bang on the door with it. Finally the door opened and the watchman appeared reluctantly. One of the officers spoke sharply, and I saw the watchman, half in anger and half in puzzlement, take out his wallet to show his identification. Then he made as if to back inside the building. Possibly he meant to go to the telephone to report that he was being arrested. But, according to our prearrangement, the officers didn’t allow him to reach the phone. They took him in custody, handcuffed him and drove him away in their car. Leaving the back door of the office slightly ajar.

The watchman would be taken down to the jail and held incommunicado in a detention cell until six the next morning, when he would be turned loose with apologies — a mistaken arrest, the real culprit’s been found, sorry for the trouble. That sort of thing.

In the meantime as soon as the police car disappeared, I and my two low-life cohorts entered the realty office and closed the door behind us. I had a gun and the two men knew it; they had no chance to run out on me. But we passed the time amiably enough — a curious admixture of types, as you can imagine.

First it was the safecracker’s turn. He had to find the alarm system, disengage it by bridging the wires so that an interruption wouldn’t set it off, then set to work on the safe itself. It had to be opened manually: no drilling, no explosives. Because I wanted no indications afterward that it had been tampered with.

It took him until well past midnight. The forger and I sat half-dazed with boredom because we weren’t allowed to speak; the safecracker required absolute silence. He had a physician’s stethoscope and an emery board — no other tools. He used the coarse board to file his fingertips at intervals while he worked with painstaking slowness twisting the safe’s two combination dials. With the stethoscope pressed to the steel he listened for the fall of tumblers. For a while I was sure he wasn’t going to get it open. But in the end it yielded. It had taken five hours.

Now the forger and I took the safecracker’s place by the open safe. I went through the safe’s thickly packed contents until I’d identified the items I sought: the organization’s accounting books. I had quite a thrill of excitement just to lay eyes on those documents. They revealed, even to my untrained financial eye, an entire spectrum of information about the mob’s methods and operations.

But we weren’t there simply to give me a chance to gloat over Sterrick’s secrets. It wasn’t possible simply to steal the books. If I took them away with me, they’d be inadmissible in court. It’s not enough to present evidence, of course; you’ve got to show how you obtained the evidence. In this case I had no warrant. I was trespassing, I’d committed the felony of breaking and entering, and if I made off with Sterrick’s books I’d be guilty of theft as well.

No. I wasn’t there to steal those books. I was there to photograph them.

The forger wielded the camera — it was his expertise. Page by page we photographed the ledgers and notebooks. It took hours.

I was sweating, examining my watch every few moments. The last page wasn’t captured until after six o’clock; by then we knew the watchman had been released and was on his way back to the office. We packed up the scores of rolls of film we’d exposed. The forger took his last close look at the ledgers. He had to know exactly the style, make, color, and condition of the books so that we could purchase identical blank bindings in which he could perform his forgeries, based on our photographs. He had to remember the color of each ink used, all that sort of thing.

We left the office at ten minutes past six. I’m sure the watchman must have returned within minutes. Later we learned there’d been an intensive debriefing session. Sterrick and his men had grilled the watchman for several days. They examined the office and the safe with a fine-toothed comb. But finally they decided nothing had been disturbed. The watchman kept his job, and his arrest that night was chalked up as a simple case of mistaken identity.

It took our forger nearly the full seven weeks to complete his work; it was a monumental job. The man was physically and emotionally exhausted at the end. I felt he’d earned his freedom. He and the safecracker were taken under police escort by train to El Paso where they were given their freedom. I never saw or heard from either of them again. I hope they stayed out of trouble.

We made our move while the forger and the safecracker were still on the train; we wanted to take no chances on one of them phoning Sterrick with what he knew.

We had three days’ grace before the primary elections. I wasn’t sure it would be enough time to swing the primary, but it had to be tried. Without any attempt to maintain secrecy I went before the superior court bench with applications for a warrant to search the realty-insurance office and a subpoena for the books and record-ledgers of the Sterrick operations.

Naturally the word of our attack preceded us. By the time I arrived with my phalanx of detectives, the safe in the back room was empty except for a few props — insurance policies, land deeds, and so forth. All very innocent and aboveboard. Everyone in the office had been herded into the back room while the safe was being opened. I lingered briefly in the front room, then joined the others in back. I pointed out to the detective in charge that our warrant gave us the right to search the entire premises, not merely the safe; I instructed him to give the whole place a thorough toss.

A while later, to my loudly expressed amazement, a young officer discovered an entire set of criminal ledgers in the bottom two drawers of a salesmen’s desk in the front room.

The rest of the story would strike you as both foregone and anticlimactic, I’m sure. We nailed Sterrick. We didn’t have time to prevent Sterrick’s man from being nominated in the gubernatorial primary but he was forced to resign from the race as a result of the revelations that came out in the trial evidence. A party caucus nominated another candidate — a reasonably honest one — and he was elected in due course; it was a one-party state in those days, of course.

Sterrick spent seventeen years in the state penitentiary and finally died there. And your obedient servant, the ambitious young assistant DA, went on to become county prosecuting attorney and then a judge.

Now the question is: was justice served?

Harris uncrossed his legs and sat up. “They must have suspected those books were forgeries.”

“Of course they did,” the judge said imperturbably. “The defense brought in a whole gaggle of experts to try and prove that the documents had been forged — that those weren’t the handwriting of Sterrick and his bookkeepers.”

“Then why wasn’t your case thrown out?”

“The experts went away without testifying.”

Harris said, “I don’t understand.”

“Well, they determined that the books weren’t forgeries. When they told that to the defense lawyers, the lawyers bundled them out of town as fast as possible. We had to bring in our own experts to testify to the legitimacy of the books. Naturally I’d have preferred to have the testimony of the defense experts but they’d skipped town too fast.”

“I’m not sure I’m keeping up with you.”

The judge flashed his shrewd smile again. “They weren’t fakes, you see. That night we broke into the safe to photograph the books, my safecracker friend noted the combination down for me after he’d opened it. I had the combination. The night before we raided the place, I had two policemen roust the watchman again. They never took him farther than their car, which was parked just around the corner. He wasn’t out of sight of the safe for more than three minutes. But it was time enough for me to slip in and substitute our forgeries for the real books. Then, the next day, I planted the real ones in that front office desk. So you see we weren’t defrauding anybody. We came with a warrant and a subpoena. We found exactly what we were trying to find: Sterrick’s books. The real ones. And we presented them in evidence.”

The judge lit a fresh cigar. “Of course Sterrick didn’t know how we’d done it. When he learned we were on our way with our warrant, he had the safe emptied and its contents removed to some secret hiding place — possibly over in another county, I have no idea. He didn’t realize, of course, that the ledgers and books he was so carefully hiding away were fakes, designed to resemble the real thing. We’d switched books on him, that’s all.”

Harris grinned at him. “You old fox.”

“We played it absolutely straight, as far as the trial was concerned. We faked no evidence. We defrauded no one. But, at the same time, I’d broken half a dozen laws to nail this one. Now how would you judge the case, Jim? Ends justifying means? Or absolute moral justice?”

Harris shook his head slowly. “I’m just not sure.”

“To tell you the truth — even after all these years — neither am I.”

Scrimshaw

“Scrimshaw” is, you should permit the immodesty, one of my favorites among these yarns. It was written where it is set — in the town of Lahaina and along the coast of Maui — and was provoked by a conversation with a waterfront scrimshaw shopkeeper who complained at length about the high cost of real ivory in the age of Endangered Species laws.... This story was filmed as a half-hour TV play and shown as an episode of the “Tales of the Unexpected” anthology series in 1981; the stars were Joan Hackett and Charles Kimbrough, and their performances were so good they — and John Houseman’s Hitchcockian introduction — nearly made up for the show’s questionable production values.

She suggested liquid undulation: a lei-draped girl in a grass skirt under a windblown palm tree, her hands and hips expressive of the flow of the hula. Behind her, behind the surf, a whaling ship was poised to approach the shore, its square-rigged sails bold against a polished white sky.

The scene was depicted meticulously upon ivory: a white fragment of tusk the size of a dollar bill. The etched detail was exquisite: the scrimshaw engraving was carved of thousands of thread-like lines and the artist’s knife hadn’t slipped once.

The price tag may have been designed to persuade tourists of the seriousness of the art: it was in four figures. But Brenda was unimpressed. She put the piece back on the display cabinet and left the shop.

The hot Lahaina sun beat against her face and she went across Front Street to the Sea Wall, thrust her hands into the pockets of her dress and brooded upon the anchorage.

Boats were moored around the harbor — catamarans, glass-bottom tourist boats, marlin fishermen, pleasure sailboats, outrigger canoes, yachts. Playthings. It’s the wrong place for me, she thought.

Beyond the wide channel the islands of Lanai and Kahoolawe made lovely horizons under their umbrellas of delicate cloud, but Brenda had lost her eye for that sort of thing; she noticed the stagnant heat, the shabbiness of the town, and the offensiveness of the tourists who trudged from shop to shop in their silly hats, their sun-burnt flab, their hapless T-shirts emblazoned with local graffiti: “Here Today, Gone to Maui.”

A leggy young girl went by, drawing Brenda’s brief attention: one of those taut tan sunbleached creatures of the surfboards — gorgeous and luscious and vacuous. Filled with youth and hedonism, equipped with all the optional accessories of pleasure. Brenda watched gloomily, her eyes following the girl as far as the end of the Sea Wall, where the girl turned to cross the street. Brenda then noticed two men in conversation there.

One of them was the wino who always seemed to be there: a stringy unshaven tattered character who spent the days huddling in the shade sucking from a bottle in a brown bag and begging coins from tourists. At night he seemed to prowl the alleys behind the seafood restaurants, living off scraps like a stray dog: she had seen him once, from the window of her flyspecked room, scrounging in the can behind the hotel’s kitchen; and then two nights ago near a garbage bin she had taken a short cut home after a dissatisfying lonely dinner and she’d nearly tripped over him.

The man talking with the wino seemed familiar and yet she could not place the man. He had the lean bearded look of one who had gone native; but not really, for he was set apart by his fastidiousness. He wore sandals, yet his feet seemed clean, the toenails glimmering; he wore a sandy beard but it was neatly trimmed and his hair was expensively cut, not at all shaggy; he wore a blue denim short-sleeved shirt, fashionably faded but it had sleeve pockets and epaulets and had come from a designer shop and his white sailor’s trousers fit perfectly.

I know him, Brenda thought, but she couldn’t summon the energy to stir from her spot when the bearded man and the wino walked away into the town. Vaguely and without real interest she wondered idly what those two could possibly have to talk about together.

She found shade on the harborfront. Inertia held her there for hours while she recounted the litany of her misfortunes. Finally hunger stirred her and she slouched back to her miserable little third-class hotel.

The next day, half drunk in the afternoon and wilting in the heat, Brenda noticed vaguely that the wino was no longer in his usual place. In fact, she hadn’t seen the wino at all, not last night and not today.

The headache was painful and she boarded the jitney bus to go up-island a few miles. She got off near the Kapalua headland and trudged down to the public beach. It was cooler here because the northwest end of the island was open to the fresh trade winds; she settled under a palm tree, pulled off her ragged sneakers, and dug her toes into the cool sand. The toes weren’t very clean. She was going too long between baths these days. The bathroom in the hotel was at the end of the corridor and she went there as infrequently as possible because she couldn’t be sure who she might encounter and anyhow the tub was filthy and there was no shower.

Across the channel loomed the craggy mountains of Molokai, infamous island, leper colony, its dark volcanic mass shadowed by perpetual sinister rain clouds, and Brenda lost herself in gruesome speculations about exile, isolation, loneliness and wretched despair, none of which seemed at all foreign to her.

The sun moved and took the shade with it and she moved round to the other side of the palm tree, tucking the fabric of the cheap dress under her when she sat down. The dress was about gone — frayed, faded, the material ready to disintegrate. She only had two others left. Then it would be jeans and the boatneck. It didn’t matter, really. There was no one to dress up for.

It wasn’t that she was altogether ugly; she wasn’t ugly; she wasn’t even plain, really; she had studied photographs of herself over the years and she had gazed in the mirror and tried to understand, but it had eluded her. All right, perhaps she was too bony, her shoulders too big, flat in front, not enough flesh on her — but there were men who liked their women bony; that didn’t explain it. She had the proper features in the proper places and, after all, Modigliani hadn’t found that sort of face abominable to behold, had he?

But ever since puberty there’d been something about her gangly gracelessness that had isolated her. Invitations to go out had been infrequent. At parties no one ever initiated conversations with her. No one, in any case, until Briggs had appeared in her life.

...She noticed the man again: the well-dressed one with the neatly trimmed beard. A droopy brown Hawaiian youth was picking up litter on the beach and depositing it in a burlap sack he dragged along; the bearded man ambled beside the youth, talking to him. The Hawaiian said something; the bearded man nodded with evident disappointment and turned to leave the beach. His path brought him close by Brenda’s palm tree and Brenda sat up abruptly. “Eric?”

The bearded man squinted into the shade, trying to recognize her. Brenda removed her sunglasses. She said, “Eric? Eric Morelius?”

“Brenda?” The man came closer and she contrived a wan smile. “Brenda Briggs? What the devil are you doing here? You look like a beachcomber gone to seed.”

Over a drink at Kimo’s she tried to put on a front. “Well, I thought I’d come out here on a sabbatical and, you know, loaf around the islands, recharge my batteries, take stock.”

She saw that Eric wasn’t buying it. She tried to smile. “And what about you?”

“Well, I live here, you know. Came out to Hawaii nine years ago on vacation and never went back.” Eric had an easy relaxed attitude of confident assurance. “Come off it, duckie, you look like hell. What’s happened to you?”

She contrived a shrug of indifference. “The world fell down around my ankles. Happens to most everybody sometimes, I suppose. It doesn’t matter.”

“Just like that? It must have been something terrible. You had more promise than anyone in the department.”

“Well, we were kids then, weren’t we. We were all promising young scholars. But what happens after you’ve broken all the promises?”

“Good Lord. The last I saw of you, you and Briggs were off to revitalize the University of what, New Mexico?”

“Arizona.” She tipped her head back with the glass to her mouth; ice clicked against her teeth. “And after that a state college in Minnesota. And then a dinky jerkwater diploma mill in California. The world,” she said in a quiet voice, “has little further need of second-rate Greek and Roman literature scholars — or for any sort of non-tenured Ph.D.’s in the humanities. I spent last year waiting on tables in Modesto.”

“Duckie,” Eric said, “there’s one thing you haven’t mentioned. Where’s Briggs?”

She hesitated. Then — what did it matter? — she told him: “He left me. Four years ago. Divorced me and married a buxom life-of-the-party girl fifteen years younger than me. She was writing advertising copy for defective radial tires or carcinogenic deodorants or something like that. We had a kid, you know. Cute little guy, we named him Geoff, with a G — you know how Briggs used to love reading Chaucer. In the original. In retrospect, you know, Briggs was a prig and a snob.”

“Where’s the kid, then?”

“I managed to get custody and then six months ago he went to visit his father for the weekend and all three of them, Briggs and the copy-writer and my kid Geoff, well, there was a six-car pileup on the Santa Monica Freeway and I had to pay for the funerals and it wiped me out.”

Eric brought another pair of drinks and there was a properly responsive sympathy in his eyes and it had been so long since she’d talked about it that she covered her face with the table napkin and sobbed. “God help me, Eric. Briggs was the only man who ever gave me a second look.”

He walked her along the Sea Wall. “You’ll get over it, duckie. Takes time.”

“Sure,” she said listlessly. “I know.”

“Sure, it can be tough. Especially when you haven’t got anybody. You don’t have any family left, do you?”

“No. Only child. My parents died young. Why not? The old man was on the assembly line in Dearborn. We’re all on the assembly line in Dearborn. What have we got to aim for? A condominium in some ant-hill and a bag full of golf clubs? Let’s change the subject, all right? What about you, then? You look prosperous enough. Did you drop out or were you pushed too?”

“Dropped out. Saw the light and made it to the end of the tunnel. I’m a free man, duckie.”

“What do you do?”

“I’m a scrimshander.”

“A what?”

“A bone-ivory artist. I do scrimshaw engravings. You’ve probably seen my work in the shop windows around town.”

Eric’s studio, high under the eaves in the vintage whaler’s house that looked more New Englandish than tropical, revealed its owner’s compulsion for orderly neatness.

She had never liked him much. He and Briggs had got along all right, but she’d always found Eric an unpleasant sort. It wasn’t that he was boorish; hardly anything like that. But she thought him pretentious and totally insincere. He’d always had that air of arrogant self-assurance. And the polish was all on the surface; he had the right manners but once you got to know him a little you realized he had no real understanding of courtesy or compassion. Those qualities were meaningless to people like Eric. She’d always thought him self-absorbed and egotistical to the point of solipsism; she’d felt he had cultivated Brigg’s friendship simply because Eric felt Briggs could help him advance in the department.

Eric had been good at toadying up to anyone who could help him learn the arts of politics and ambition. Eric had always been very actorish: he wasn’t real — everything was a role, a part, a performance: everything Eric did was done with his audience in mind. If you couldn’t be any help to him he could, without a second thought, cut you dead.

He wasn’t really handsome. He had a small round head and ordinary features. But he’d always kept himself trim and he’d always been a natty dresser. And the beard sharpened his face, made it longer, added polish to his appearance. Back on the mainland, she remembered, he’d tended to favor three-piece suits.

Eric’s studio was spartan, dominated by a scrubbed-clean workbench under the dormer window’s north light. An array of carving tools filled a wooden rack, each tool seated in its proper niche, and there were four tidy wooden bins containing pieces of white bone of graduated sizes. Antique inkwells and jars were arranged beside a tray of paintbrushes and other slender implements. In three glass display cases, each overhung by a museum light, lay examples of Eric’s art. One piece, especially striking, was a large ivory cribbage board in the shape of a Polynesian outrigger canoe with intricate black-and-white scenes engraved upon its faceted surfaces.

“That’s a sort of frieze,” Eric explained. “If you follow those little scenes around the board, they illustrate the whole mythology of the Polynesian emigration that led to the original settlement of Hawaii a thousand years ago. I’m negotiating to sell it to the museum over in Honolulu.”

“It must be pretty lucrative, this stuff.”

“It can be. Do you know anything about scrimshaw?”

“No,” she said, and she didn’t particularly care to; but Eric had paid for the bottle and was pouring a drink for her, and she was desperate for company — anyone’s, even Eric’s — and so she stayed and pretended interest.

“It’s a genuine American folk art. It was originated in the early 1800s by the Yankee whalers who came out of the Pacific with endless time on their hands on shipboard. They got into the habit of scrimshanding to pass the time. The early stuff was crude, of course, but pretty quickly some of them started doing quite sophisticated workmanship. They used sail needles to carve the fine lines of the engraving and then they’d trace India ink or lampblack into the carvings for contrast. About the only materials they had were whalebone and whales’ teeth, so that’s what they carved at first.

“The art became very popular for a while, about a century ago, and there was a period when scrimshanding became a profession in its own right. That was when they ran short of whalebone and teeth and started illustrating elephant ivory and other white bone materials. Then it all went out of fashion. But it’s been coming back into favor the past few years. We’ve got several scrimshanders here now. The main problem today, of course, is the scarcity of ivory.”

At intervals Brenda sipped his whiskey and vocalized sounds indicative of her attentiveness to his monologue. Mainly she was thinking morosely of the pointlessness of it all. Was Eric going to ask her to stay the night? If he did, would she accept? In either case, did it matter?

Watching her with bemused eyes, Eric went on. “The Endangered Species laws have made it impossible for us to obtain whalebone or elephant ivory in any quantities anymore. It’s a real problem.”

“You seem to have a fair supply in those bins there.”

“Well, some of us have been buying mastodon ivory and other fossilized bones from the Eskimos — they dig for it in the tundra up in Alaska. But that stuff’s in short supply too, and the price has gone through the ceiling.”

Eric took the glass and filled it from the bottle, extracting ice cubes from the half-size fridge under the workbench. She rolled the cold glass against her forehead and returned to the wicker chair, balancing herself with care. Eric smiled with the appearance of sympathy and pushed a little box across the bench. It was the size of a matchbox. The lid fit snugly. Etched into its ivory surface was a drawing of a humpback whale.

“Like it?”

“It’s lovely.” She tried to summon enthusiasm in her voice.

“It’s nearly the real thing,” he said. “Not real ivory, of course, but real bone at least. We’ve been experimenting with chemical processes to bleach and harden it.”

She studied the tiny box and suddenly looked away. Something about it had put her in mind of little Geoff’s casket.

“The bones of most animals are too rough and porous,” Eric was saying. “They tend to decompose, of course, being organic. But we’ve had some success with chemical hardening agents. Still, there aren’t many types of bone that are suitable. Of course, there are some people who’re willing to make do with vegetable ivory or hard plastics, but those really aren’t acceptable if you care about the artistry of the thing. The phony stuff has no grain, and anybody with a good eye can always tell.”

She was thinking she really had to pull herself together. You couldn’t get by indefinitely on self-pity and the liquid largess of old acquaintances, met by chance, whom you didn’t even like. She’d reached a point-of-no-return: the end of this week her room rent would be due again and she had no money to cover it; the time to make up her mind was now, right now, because either she got a job or she’d end up like that whiskered wino begging for pennies and eating out of refuse bins.

Eric went on prattling about his silly hobby or whatever it was: something about the larger bones of primates — thigh bone, collarbone. “Young enough to be in good health of course — bone grows uselessly brittle as we get older...” But she wasn’t really listening; she stood beside the workbench looking out through the dormer window at the dozens of boats in the anchorage, wondering if she could face walking into one of the tourist dives and begging for a job waiting on tables.

The drink had made her unsteady. She returned to the chair, resolving to explore the town first thing in the morning in search of employment. She had to snap out of it. It was time to come back to life and perhaps these beautiful islands were the place to do it: the proper setting for the resurrection of a jaded soul.

Eric’s voice paused interrogatively and it made her look up. “What? Sorry.”

“These two here,” Eric said. She looked down at the two etched pendants. He said, “Can you tell the difference?”

“They look pretty much the same to me.”

“There, see that? That one, on the left, that’s a piece of whale’s tooth. This other one’s ordinary bone, chemically hardened and bleached to the consistency and color of true ivory. It’s got the proper grain, everything.”

“Fine.” She set the glass down and endeavored to smile pleasantly. “That’s fine, Eric. Thank you so much for the drinks. I’d better go now—” She aimed herself woozily toward the door.

“No need to rush off, is there? Here, have one more and then we’ll get a bite to eat. There’s a terrific little place back on the inland side of town.”

“Thanks, really, but—”

“I won’t take no for an answer, duckie. How often do we see each other, after all? Come on — look, I’m sorry. I’ve been boring you to tears with all this talk about scrimshaw and dead bones, and we haven’t said a word yet about the really important things.”

“What important things?”

“Well, what are we going to do about you, duckie? You seem to have a crucial problem with your life right now and I think, if you let me, maybe I can help sort it out. Sometimes all it takes is the counsel of a sympathetic old friend, you know.”

By then the drink had been poured and she saw no plausible reason to refuse it. She settled back in the cane chair. Eric’s smile was avuncular. “What are friends for, after all? Relax a while, duckie. You know, when I first came out here I felt a lot the way you’re feeling. I guess in a way I was lucky not to’ve been as good a scholar as you and Briggs were. I got through the Ph.D. program by the skin of my teeth but it wasn’t enough. I applied for teaching jobs all over the country, you know. Not one nibble.”

Then the quick smile flashed behind the neat beard. “I ran away, you see — as far as I could get without a passport. These islands are full of losers like you and me, you know. Scratch any charter-boat skipper in that marina and you’ll find a bankrupt or a failed writer who couldn’t get his epic novel published.”

Then he lifted his glass in a gesture of toast. “But it’s possible to find an antidote for our failure, you see. Sometimes it may take a certain ruthlessness, of course — a willingness to suspend the stupid values we were brought up on. So-called civilized principles are the enemies of any true individualist — you have to learn that or you’re doomed to be a loser for all time. The kings and robber barons we’ve honored throughout history — none of them was the kind to let himself be pushed around by the imbecilic bureaucratic whims of college deans or tenure systems.”

“Establishments and institutions and laws are designed by winners to keep losers in their place, that’s all. You’re only free when you learn there’s no reason to play the game by their rules. Hell, duckie, the fun of life only comes when you discover how to make your own rules and laugh at the fools around you. Look — consider your own situation. Is there any single living soul right now who truly gives a damn whether you, Brenda Briggs, are alive or dead?”

Put that starkly it made her gape. Eric leaned forward, brandishing his glass as if it were a searchlight aimed at her face. “Well?”

“No. Nobody,” she murmured reluctantly.

“There you are, then.” He seemed to relax; he leaned back. “There’s not a soul you need to please or impress or support, right? If you went right up Front Street here and walked into the Bank of Hawaii and robbed the place of a fortune and got killed making your escape, you’d be hurting no one but yourself. Am I right, duckie?”

“I suppose so.”

“Then why not give it a try?”

“Give what a try?”

“Robbing a bank. Kidnaping a rich infant. Hijacking a yacht. Stealing a million in diamonds. Whatever you feel like, duckie — whatever appeals to you. Why not? What have you got to lose?”

She twisted her mouth into an uneven smile. “You remind me of the sophomoric sophistry we used to spout when we were undergraduates. Existentialism and nihilism galore.” She put her glass down. “Well, I guess not, Eric. I don’t think I’ll start robbing banks just yet.”

“And why not?”

“Maybe I’m just not gaited that way.”

“Morality? Is that it? What’s morality ever done for you?”

She steadied herself with a hand against the workbench, set her feet with care, and turned toward the door. “It’s a drink too late for morbid philosophical dialectics. Thanks for the booze, though. I’ll see you...”

“You’d better sit down, duckie. You’re a little unsteady there.”

“No, I—”

“Sit down.” The words came out in a harsher voice. “The door’s locked anyway, duckie — you’re not going anywhere.”

She scowled, befuddled. “What?”

He showed her the key; then he put it away in his pocket. She looked blankly at the door, the keyhole, and — again — his face. It had gone hard; the polite mask was gone.

“I wish you’d taken the bait,” he said. “Around here all they ever talk about is sunsets and surfing and the size of the marlin some fool caught. At least you’ve got a bigger vocabulary than that. I really wish you’d jumped at it, duckie. It would have made things easier. But you didn’t, so that’s that.”

“What on earth are you talking about?”

She stumbled to the door then — and heard Eric’s quiet laughter when she tried the knob.

She put her back to the door. Her head swam. “I don’t understand...”

“It’s the ivory, duckie. The best material is fresh human bone. The consistency, the hardness — it takes a fine polish if it’s young and healthy enough...”

She stared at him and the understanding seeped into her slowly and she said, “That’s where the wino went.”

“Well, I have to pick and choose, don’t I? I mean, I can’t very well use people whose absence would be noticed.”

She flattened herself against the door. She was beginning to pass out; she tried to fight it but she couldn’t; in the distance, fading, she heard Eric say, “You’ll make fine bones, duckie. Absolutely first-rate scrimshaw.”

The Chalk Outline

“The Chalk Outline” was a visceral response to an accident that involved a friend. The story is an attempt to restate and clarify a point I tried to make in DEATH WISH. I probably would not write the same story today because it seems too much of an endorsement of the character’s behavior; it does not show the distinction between attractive fantasy and destructive reality.

She wasn’t even hurrying.

She turned the corner, driving sedately, and without warning the Murdochs’ new puppy squirted into the lane like a seed popping from a squeezed lemon. Carolyn braked and turned, avoiding it, and that was when the little Murdoch girl, chasing the puppy, grenaded out from behind the hedge and it just wasn’t possible to stop in time.

The lawyer’s name was Charles Berlin. He had represented her in the divorce. He was the only attorney she’d ever dealt with. “This isn’t my usual kind of case,” he told her. “If you’d feel more comfortable with a criminal lawyer...?”

“Criminal?” She hadn’t thought of it like that.

“Manslaughter’s a crime,” he said gently.

It took her a moment to absorb what he was saying. Her mind hadn’t been tracking very well since it happened. “I’m sorry,” she said, and shook her head as if to clear it.

“Don’t get into the habit of saying that all the time,” he said.

“What?”

“That’s about the tenth time you’ve said ‘I’m sorry’ since you walked in here.”

“I’m sor—” Then she nearly laughed.

He smiled at her. “That’s better.”

He was a kind man; she’d appreciated that in him two years ago — he’d handled the divorce with grace and without abrasiveness. She tried to compose herself by sitting up straighter and tossing her hair back and glancing around the office as if to get her bearings. The room was like Charles’s person — ordinary, matter-of-fact, quietly attractive. He was, she supposed, about five years older than she was — forty or so.

Carolyn said, “I just don’t know what to do. What do you suggest?”

“I’ll handle it if you like. I don’t think it’ll be difficult. Technically you’ve committed a crime but it obviously wasn’t intentional. I hardly think they’ll throw the book at you.” And again the reassuring smile. It was the first time she’d ever noticed the dimple in his left cheek.

He was a comfortable and comforting sort of man: very low-key but she supposed he’d cultivated that because a good many of his clients must be people who needed soothing.

He leaned back in his swivel chair with one leg crossed over the other knee, pivoting on the ankle, a yellow pad against the upraised knee and a pencil against his teeth. “Okay. Take it easy. I’m going to have to ask some direct questions. Ready?”

She dipped her head, assenting.

“Formally, then — you acknowledge that you ran down the child?”

She closed her eyes. She knew she’d have to force the words out sooner or later. It might as well be now.

“Yes. I killed the little girl.”

It was all prearranged — an agreement between Charles and the State’s Attorney. She was amazed how quickly it went, in the court-room. She pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter. There were a few affidavits, and the judge — a surprisingly young but quite overweight woman — seemed less interested in the various depositions than in Charles’s photographs of the scene of what Carolyn had finally been able to start calling The Accident (as opposed to The Day I Killed Amy Murdoch).

Charles pointed out the overgrown hedge in the photos and showed how it would have been impossible for anyone to have seen the little girl in time. He also pointed to the brief black skid marks that showed up clearly against the pale gray pavement; according to the police analysis they showed she couldn’t have been doing more than twenty-five miles an hour at the time she saw Amy emerge into the street.

(She’d been going faster than that but she’d already braked to avoid the dog.)

“In short,” Charles summed up, “I think this incident represents a textbook example of an unavoidable accident. I would point out to your honor that there wasn’t any hit-and-run. Mrs. Benson stopped immediately and had the presence of mind to try and save the little girls’ life. She called the police and the ambulance. She even went up to the Murdoch house and told Mr. Murdoch what had happened. I think this tragic incident must be chalked up as an act of God, your honor, and I think justice would be best served if Mrs. Benson were acquitted; but we recognize that a homicide has been committed and that may not be possible.

“My client is ready to accept whatever punishment this court decides to hand down, but I’d like to point out that in her own conscience she has already suffered far more than justice might demand of her. I suggest there were several victims of this horrible accident, your honor, and Mrs. Benson was one of them.”

The judge lectured her a bit, had another brief look at the photos, agreed the accident had been clearly unavoidable, pointed out that under the laws of the state she had no choice but to find Carolyn guilty of involuntary manslaughter, and pronounced sentence: “Three hundred and sixty-four days. Sentence is suspended.”

Charles had told her to expect just that. He’d explained what it meant, in practical terms: she’d have to report to a parole officer once a month — a formality — and she’d have to apply for the court’s permission if she wanted to leave the state before the end of the year’s period. She couldn’t believe it was that simple. “You mean it’s over? I can go?”

Getting up from the courtroom table he took her arm and gave her that smile. “All over. You’ve punished yourself enough.”

It provoked a grunt from someone behind her. She didn’t look back; she knew who it was. Stanley Murdoch. He’d been sitting at the prosecutor’s table throughout the trial. He’d never said a word. He hadn’t even looked at her very much. He didn’t look enraged or even bitter; his face seemed rather slack, actually. But his presence in the room throughout the brief trial had disturbed her as if he were a ticking bomb.

Murdoch brushed past her without a word and strode out of the courtroom. Carolyn, feeling faint, reached for Charles’s hand.

He took her to eat in one of those business-lunch places that was mostly bar, had no windows, and lulled you with Muzak. He bought her a drink and said, “I know a bit of how it feels. You feel as if you’ve been drugged. You’re disoriented. Nothing’s quite real. You don’t know what’s going to happen in your life tomorrow or next week or next year.” Her hand was on the table and he touched it with his own. “I know it’s hard to buy this idea at a time like this, but you will get over it. Life will resume.”

She stared into the amber translucence of the drink. “I can’t go on living three doors down from Stanley Murdoch. I couldn’t stand him giving me those hurt accusing looks every time I passed by.”

“The house is too big for you anyhow, by yourself. Why don’t you move into an apartment? Buy one of those condominiums out by the lake shore.”

“I’ll think about it,” she said listlessly.

She had an appointment that afternoon to help a fat woman in the Fairview tract choose carpeting and wallpaper. The fat woman’s husband had got a raise and she wanted to do the house over and she’d gone through the Yellow Pages under “Interior Decorators and Designers” — Carolyn was the third decorator in the alphabetical listing and she had a suspicion that the fat woman probably had phoned the first two but got no answer.

She kept the appointment because she was still alert enough to realize she had to keep occupied. It was a tedious afternoon. The fat woman had poor taste and even so she couldn’t make up her mind about anything. Carolyn tried to guide her into some sort of sensible combinations but her own aplomb was shattered and she didn’t have her normal abilities to charm and persuade. Half the time it was a chore merely to avoid screaming at the stupid cow.

Finally — a line of least resistance — she let the fat woman have her way with some absurdly mismatched carpets that would clash dreadfully with the tweedy couch she had at home. Carolyn made a heroic effort, managed to summon one last feeble smile, said a hurried goodbye, and rushed away. Riding home in the back of the taxi — she still wasn’t trusting herself to drive the car — she realized dismally that this wasn’t going to work. Not right away. She didn’t have the patience for it. One more appointment like this afternoon’s and she’d start screaming her head off; she’d end up in a rubber room. There had to be some other focus for her attention, until these terrible anxieties and tensions began to settle down.

If they ever would...

She had the furtive impulse to hide her face when the taxi took her past the hedge — past Murdoch’s house. Defiantly she lifted her head, put her face close to the window, and looked at the house.

She wished she hadn’t. He was there. Murdoch. Standing on the porch of the old house watching her ride past. He was not reading or smoking or drinking; he was not doing anything. He was simply standing there — watching her, and it was as if he’d been standing on that spot all afternoon waiting for her.

His face didn’t change. He only watched. But she could feel the burning impact of his eyes all the time while she paid off the cab driver and hiked the bag over her shoulder and walked — as slowly and proudly as she could, but it was an effort not to run — up to her door. Then, absurdly, she couldn’t find the key and spent ages rummaging in the damned bag.

When she finally eeled inside and pushed the door shut, she peered out through the crack. He was still there, diagonally across the street on his porch, watching, watching.

She pushed the door shut and locked it. Then she sagged against it, both palms hard against her temples, trying to keep from screaming.

...Back in the worst Medusan entanglements of the divorce (and admittedly it hadn’t been terribly messy but there was no such thing as a non-traumatic divorce), she had discovered the wonderful therapeutic value of showers: a scalding hot one followed by a needle-sharp cold one. In some way that she understood but couldn’t explain, the hard and meticulous scrubbing was a process that cleansed more than just the epidermic surface. It seemed to work this time too.

She emerged from the steamy bathroom with her wet hair wrapped in a turban of towel and stood before the dressing-room’s full-length mirror squinting at her flushed body, skin still taut from the shower. “Not bad for an old broad,” she said aloud — she was thirty-six. She thrust out one hip and tried a lewd grin but it broke up in the mirror and she turned away.

Fido came in while she was sitting naked in the dressing room moving the hair dryer around her head. He miaowed and rubbed against her calf and tickled her knee with his upthrust tail. She reached down to pet him and she could feel, through the fur, that he was not purring. Fido always purred, but not today. So the edge of her own vibrations must be reaching out that far.

Fido, she thought. What an absurd suburbanite’s name for a cat. At the time — when Richard had brought the kitten home and suggested the name — she’d thought it was cute. Fido was fuzzy, black and white, with a sort of negative Chaplin face — all black except for a white smudge of mustache. He was affectionate, lazy, reasonably bright — a thoroughly ordinary cat but since the divorce he was all the family she had.

A screeching squeal of tires on pavement almost lifted the top of her head off. She raced through the bedroom to the window.

She was in time to see the tailfins of Stanley Murdoch’s twenty-odd-year-old station wagon slither away past the hedge; then there was an angry flash of brake lights and another screech of tires, after which the car was gone around the bend.

Murdoch didn’t normally drive like that. He did it to frighten me.

Rattled and distressed, she fixed something to eat — later she couldn’t remember what it had been — and fed the cat and sat around in a housecoat, switching the TV on and off, picking up magazines and putting them down, thinking vaguely about getting dressed and walking the half mile down to the Mall to buy a pack of cigarettes. She’d given up smoking three years ago but at a time like this...

Don’t be absurd.

A drink. That was it — that would calm her down. She went into the cupboard and selected among the half-dozen bottles: a Margarita, that would do the job. A good tall stiff one. She tried to remember Richard’s Margarita ritual: split the lime, rub it around the rim of the glass, pour salt into the palm of the hand, and twirl the glass in it until the entire rim was coated with salt that adhered to the limejuice-wet surface. Then shove the salt-encrusted glass into the freezer to harden. Then mix the drink itself: tequila, triple sec, lime juice, ice cubes. Stir it for quite a while, to get it thoroughly cold. Then bring the glass out of the freezer.

Lick a bit of salt off the rim and drink...

The ritual was good because it occupied her. She was beginning to find some sort of equilibrium, beginning to feel even a bit pleased with herself. Then the jangling phone nearly made her drop the drink.

It was Charles Berlin. “I just wondered if you were getting along all right.”

“I think so. It’s sweet of you to call.”

“I happened to be talking to another client of mine today and this is one of those wild coincidences but you remember we were talking about those condominiums out by the lake shore? Well, he’s got one of them, and he’s being transferred by his company down to Atlanta or Birmingham or someplace like that, and he asked me — the guy actually asked me this very afternoon — if I knew anybody who might be in the market to rent the place from him on a sort of sublet. He doesn’t want to put it up for sale right away until he sees how he likes it down south, but he’ll be gone at least a year. It’s a nice pad. I’ve been there for dinner a few times. You’d like it. Shall I give you his name and number?”

She thought of Stanley Murdoch standing on the porch staring at her, and the screech — filled with message — of Murdoch’s tires on the very patch of pavement where the little girl had died; and Carolyn said, “You bet.”

By the time she signed the lease that Charles had prepared for her, on the condominium, she had recovered enough self-confidence to drive there herself with the carload of fragile things she didn’t trust to the movers. She emptied the car, left the cartons in the apartment, and drove back to her house to pick up a few more things, and Fido. She’d have taken the cat on the first trip but of course he’d been nowhere in sight. She remembered one of Richard’s wry sayings: “Cats are just like cops. Never around when you want ’em.”

When she drove into the lane, Fido was there. Squashed flat on the same spot of pavement where Amy Murdoch had died.

“I know he did it on purpose.”

“Murdoch?”

She gave Charles a look. “Who else?”

“Well, you’ll never prove that, will you?”

“I know he did it. He wants revenge for his little girl. He won’t stop until—”

“Until what? Until you’ve been punished enough? God knows you’ve had enough punishment from this thing. I think I’d better have a talk with Murdoch.”

“If it’ll do any good.” She reached for the drink.

“I’ll make the appropriate threats,” Charles said drily. “Take it easy on that stuff — that’s your fourth one.”

“I didn’t ask you to count my drinks.”

“Yeah, I know. How about having dinner with me? I know a quiet place out past the lake.”

“I don’t go out with married men, Charles.”

“We’re separated.”

It took her a moment to absorb that. Then she squinted at him. “I’m in no shape to be made passes at.”

“Your shape is just fine, Carolyn, but right now I’m disinclined to take unfair advantage of you. I think you need company right now, that’s all.”

“I don’t want pity. I don’t think I could deal with that.”

“A friend’s concern isn’t pity.”

“Oh, hell,” she said, “take me to dinner. I hope it’s not Chinese. Richard used to make awful little jokes about how they run out of chickens in Chinese restaurants and they send the cooks out into the alleys to round up cats.”

“Your husband always had a macabre sense of humor, didn’t he?”

“I’m sorry. I don’t usually bring him into conversations like that.”

“I understand. It’s just that right now you haven’t got any anchor at all and you keep reaching for memories to prop you up.” Charles had very sincere warm eyes — brown eyes, nothing startling — and his hairline was starting to go, and there was too much flesh around too little chin, and he had a paunch and was only about five-eight and generally speaking he wasn’t the sort of man she had fantasies about, but —

She said, “Right now you’re a rope and I’m drowning, and I’m clutching at you like mad. Is that all right?”

“That’s just fine. You see the secret truth is, I’m kind of lone-some myself. I’ve only been separated a few months.”

“I always despised lawyers,” she said. “They feed on people’s misery. They stir up friction. It’s their job to treat everything as an adversary procedure — they’re in the business of creating enemies. I’ve hated lawyers ever since my father was defrauded of his dry-cleaning business by some clever loophole-bending gangster lawyer. So you will pardon me, I hope, if I sometimes seem a bit distant with you. I’m not used to thinking of a lawyer as anything but loathsome.”

It only made him smile. “Is that how you thought of me when I was handling your divorce? Loathsome?”

“I regarded you as a necessary evil, I guess.”

“Most people think of lawyers like that,”

“Do they?”

“We are the lowest form of life, with the possible exception of interior decorators.”

“Now you’re making fun of me.”

“Yeah, I am. You need it.”

“I do,” she said. “Thank you.”

“Do that again.”

“What?”

“Dimple up. Smile.”

But she didn’t. She suddenly remembered the cat again.

She made herself go out into the world and behave as if there were a tomorrow and it mattered. She had to pick up several bolts of fabric for one client and work with the upholsterer on angling the pattern of the fabric properly for the furniture it was to cover; she had a doctor’s waiting room to do in the new Medical Center court, and there were three messages left over from last week from the answering service. She returned all three calls, belatedly; two of the people had found other decorators. She made an appointment for Friday with the third.

But she kept thinking about Fido. It wasn’t that she’d been inordinately fond of the cat; she hadn’t — she wasn’t that crazy about cats, really — but the cat had been the nearest thing to a child she’d had, and Murdoch had killed it deliberately.

Deliberately.

That was what frightened her.

She tried to get used to living in an apartment. Actually, since she was alone, it was quite roomy — two bedrooms (she set up her office in one) and a spacious terrace. It was on the second floor. It didn’t exactly overlook the lake but if you leaned out over the railing of the terrace you could see a corner of the lake. The view mainly was of the country-club golf course, which was pleasant if over-groomed. Most of the golfers were overweight types who got their exercise in electric carts. She’d never had any interest in golf but being on the fifteenth hole was pleasant enough. She kept expecting a golf ball to come whizzing in through a windowpane, but nothing like that happened.

What did happen was that someone drew a chalk outline of a sprawled little girl’s body on the floor of the hallway just outside her door.

It looked exactly like the outline of Amy Murdoch that the police had chalked on the asphalt lane.

“I talked to him again,” Charles told her over the phone. “Of course he says he doesn’t know anything about it. He’d say that whether it was true or not, but it makes it hard to pin anything down. You know it could just be some awful brat who read about the case in the newspaper.” The photograph of the chalked outline on the lane had appeared on an inside page of the paper. Carolyn remembered it and made a face.

She said into the phone, “I don’t think it was just some little kid.”

“Well, we can’t prove it was Murdoch. I can’t go around threatening him with legal action when we haven’t got any evidence against him. We’d look pretty silly in court asking for a restraining order and watching his lawyer get up and say, ‘Restrain from what?’”

“I know,” she said wearily. “It’s not your fault.” But at least his voice had calmed her down enough so that she was able to go out into the hall with the mop and clean the chalk drawing off the floor.

Next day she received in the mail a copy of a children’s magazine. It was the kind that was aimed at little girls the age Amy Murdoch had been — six, seven, eight. Full of cheery cartoons of fuzzy smiling animals. It had one of those addressograph-printed labels, with her name on it and the new address. Obviously a subscription had been taken out in her name.

In the next few days her mailbox began to fill up to the point of engorgement with magazines, newspapers, comic books, even cheap pornographic material — the kind that actually did come, she saw, in plain brown-paper wrappers.

Then the bills for all the subscriptions began to come in.

“Just write ‘Please cancel subscription’ on the forms and send them back,” Charles told her. “Don’t get rattled. He wants you to get rattled. Don’t give him the satisfaction”

“For God’s sake, Charles, I don’t need avuncular advice. I need to have him stopped.”

“I can’t prove he’s the one who’s doing it. Neither can you.”

“Talk to him anyway. Threaten him. Please?”

Finally a golf ball did come through the window. It was the bedroom window — which overlooked the parking lot, not the golf course — and it was the middle of the night, when nobody could possibly have been playing golf. It made a hell of a noise; she thought she’d have a heart attack.

Wrapped around the golf ball and tied with a rubber band was a crumbled copy of that newspaper photo of the chalk outline on the pavement.

Trembling, she went into the kitchen, lit a gas ring on the stove, and set fire to the bit of newsprint. She watched it curl up and turn black, and wished it were Murdoch.

In the morning she called Charles at his office but the secretary told her Charles was out of town until Monday.

She went around the apartment half of the morning, pacing aimlessly, the hard leather heels of her shoes clicking angrily on the floor like dice. By noon she was distraught enough to think about having a drink, but she didn’t. Instead she went down to the machine in the lobby and for the first time in three years bought a pack of cigarettes. A folder of matches came with it. The elevator had a big “No Smoking” sign, but she lit up anyway before she’d even got out of it.

She drew a deep chestful of smoke and it nauseated her and made her instantly, terrifyingly dizzy; she nearly fell to the floor, and had to lean with both hands on her doorknob until the wave of sick dizziness passed. She went inside, stumbled to the bathroom, threw the burning cigarette in the toilet, threw the pack of cigarettes in the wastebasket, leaned both arms against the sink, and stood there, head down, until she was sure she wasn’t going to throw up. Then she looked up into the medicine-cabinet mirror.

Go ahead. Go to pieces. Fall apart.

“The hell,” she said aloud. “It’s just what he wants me to do. I’ll be damned if I’ll give him the satisfaction.”

She found the golf ball where she’d thrown it into the bedroom wastebasket. Feeling cold and angry and determinedly calm now, she put the golf ball in her handbag and went downstairs to the parking lot. It was nearly one o’clock. Murdoch would be home for lunch, probably. He sold real estate in a crummy office out west of town but he usually came home for lunch every day. The housekeeper prepared it for him and always had it ready for him when he arrived, which usually was at about 1:15.

Murdoch was a widower, a very close-mouthed man although not normally a surly one — he had a salesman’s hearty but insincere graces, although his gift of gab was one he saved up for customers and rarely displayed in his home neighborhood. Richard had invited him over once or twice in the old days but he’d been a singularly boring dinner guest and after a while their only contact with Murdoch was an occasional wave from the car as one or another of them went in or out — or a shared beer now and then on Sundays when both Richard and Murdoch would be out mowing the lawns. Murdoch’s life had mostly been wrapped up in his little girl; his wife had died of leukemia quite young, when Amy was only two or so — several months before Richard and Carolyn had moved in.

Basically her relationship with Murdoch had always been distant — cordial enough, but indifferent. About three months after the divorce Murdoch had made a sort of half-hearted and apparently dutiful gesture of inviting her out to dinner, explaining in a toe-in-the-dust aw-shucks way that since the two of them were the only singles in the whole neighborhood it was almost incumbent on them to go out together. But she’d found some excuse to decline the invitation and he hadn’t asked a second time.

He was physically unpleasant; she found him nearly repulsive, although she knew women who liked his type — he was muscular enough, a macho character with huge arms and a big chest and military sort of crew-cut, flat on top. He had a beer-drinker’s gut and the hands of a mountain gorilla; he looked more like a heavy-equipment mechanic than a realtor.

Mainly he sold small pre-war houses, in rundown areas, to blue-collar workers and their families. Presumably he looked to them like the kind of man they could trust. The word around the neighborhood was that his realty operation was a bit on the shady side — something to do with kickbacks to building inspectors and bribes to government mortgage people, Nobody had ever proved anything against Murdoch but he had just a slightly unsavory aura. In any case, she had always thought him unattractive, to say the least. But up to the time of Amy’s death she had not thought of him as menacing.

Now, however, there was clearly no question but that he was executing a deliberate and careful scheme of harassment against her. Revenge for Amy’s death.

When she turned the car into the lane Murdoch’s semi-antique Chevy station wagon was in the driveway. Good; it meant he’d come home for lunch. Carolyn got out of the car and walked halfway up the walk toward the Murdoch porch. It was one of those old clapboard places with the porch running around three sides of the house. Part of it, on the left side, was screened in as a sleeping porch. The rest had a little picket-fence type railing which was turning gray in patches and needed paint.

She fumbled in her handbag a moment and then looked up. Nobody was in sight. She gave the golf ball a good strong throw. It made a satisfying noise when it crashed through Murdoch’s front window.

And it brought him boiling out of the place, as she’d thought it would. “Damn irresponsible kids—” he was roaring; then he recognized her and his face froze and he went absolutely still.

She spoke up in a clear strong voice. “I’ve had enough harassment from you. I’m sorry, very sorry, about what happened to Amy and I wish I could make it up to you. I know you don’t understand this, or believe it, but I feel nearly as bad about it as you do. But I’ve had enough. Harassing me won’t bring her back to you — you ought to know that. Now you’ve had your revenge and you’ve had your satisfaction and you’ve made me feel absolutely rotten all these weeks, and now I want you to stop it. Do you understand? Stop it!”

He hadn’t said a word; he still didn’t. His eyes narrowed down to slits and he merely watched her, unblinking. But she saw that one fist slowly clenched and unclenched. It kept doing that, with a terrible slow rhythm, closing and opening.

He didn’t respond to her words at all. She looked at the massive strength of him and felt appalled by her own temerity but, just the same, she stepped forward — five paces, six, seven — until she was nearly nose-to-nose with him, and she shouted in his face with blind thundering rage: “Leave me alone, Murdoch! Do you hear me? Leave me alone!” And she slapped him, as hard as she could, across the face.

He didn’t even move. He was like some sort of immutable granite rock.

She stood trembling, hyperventilating; she raised her arm again, to strike him, but he stirred then. It was as if he didn’t even see her threatening rising arm. He merely turned slowly on one heel and walked back up the steps to the porch.

She screamed at his back: “Did you hear me, Murdoch?”

He didn’t answer. He just disappeared inside; the screen door slapped shut behind him.

Lacking the courage to follow him into his house, she was forced to turn away and get in the car. She sat trembling for quite a while. She kept expecting to see his face at a window but he never appeared. Finally she drove off.

The phone: Charles. “Hi. I’m sorry I’ve been out of touch. I was out of town.”

“That’s what your secretary said.”

“I, uh, hell, this is awkward. Look, my wife and I — we’ve, uh, well, we’re going to give it another try. We’re trying for a reconciliation. For the sake of the kids, you know, and — well, we’ve been together a long time, nearly twenty years now. A lot of shared experience there. A lot of understanding. I think we may make it. I know it doesn’t usually work out, but we want to give it a try. I thought I’d better tell you...”

“I understand, Charles. Don’t worry about me.”

“Are you all right? No more trouble with Murdoch, I hope.”

“He made a little trouble. I had it out with him today. I don’t know if it will do any good, but at least it gave me the satisfaction of telling him off.”

“That was a gutsy thing to do. What did he say?”

“Nothing. Maybe he’s just chewing on what I said, thinking about it. Maybe something of what I said penetrated that little pea brain of his. I don’t know. It’s hard to tell. Anyhow he didn’t do or say anything nasty.”

“Well, maybe that’s a good sign.”

“Maybe. I hope so. Listen, Charles?”

“Yes?”

“I wish you good luck and every happiness. I mean that.”

“I know you do. You’re a damn good person, Carolyn.”

“Good-bye.”

She went to bed and hugged the pillow to her; she felt acutely alone tonight. I have got to get out in the world, she told herself with force, and start making friends again. This was ridiculous. She was a healthy thirty-six-year-old woman without any entangling attachments or encumbrances; she was no beauty but she was reasonably attractive in her chunky short-waisted way — after all, there were men who liked freckles and big chests on their women — and it was idiotic to confine herself in this kind of self-pitying isolation; there was no need for it.

Tomorrow, she resolved, she’d start making phone calls. Even if it made her look like some sort of shameless wanton.

She fell asleep filled with determination; she awoke filled with the harsh scent of smoke. She couldn’t place it at first but then she coughed and tried to breathe and coughed again, choking.

The apartment was on fire.

The red glow flickered through the living room doorway. She leaped out of the bed, flung the window open, and climbed out onto the narrow ledge. It was merely a decorative brick escarpment but it gave her purchase for her bare feet; she held onto the window sill and yelled for help.

It was only a one-story drop and finally, when the heat and smoke got too much for her, she jumped to the lawn below, managing to hit the grass without breaking anything. The fire engines were just arriving — she heard the sirens and saw the lights and then it was all a welter of men and machines and hoses and terrible smells.

By morning half of the building was gutted but the fire was out, and she was taken, along with a dozen other displaced tenants, to City Medical to make sure there were no serious injuries.

The fire apparently had started in the furnace room immediately below her apartment and had come up the air ducts, spreading through the building; the hottest part of it had attacked her apartment and it was there that the worst damage had been done, both by the fire and by the tons of water that had been used to extinguish it. The superintendent was a skinny little Italian man with sad compassionate eyes who kept shaking his head back and forth like a metronome. “I’m sorry but it’s a total loss. You’ll want to get in touch with the owner about the insurance, of course, but I doubt that will cover your own personal things. Were you insured?”

“No.”

“Too bad, Miss. I am very sorry. If there’s anything at all I can do—”

“You’ve been very kind. I think I want to sleep a while.” He went, and she thought vaguely, in song-like rhythm, Sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry...

She took a room in a residential hotel. Furnished. With daily linen and maid service. She bought a few clothes, enough to get by. She thought of moving to some other city.

Charles seemed very distant. He lent her money but not a shoulder to cry on; she could understand that but she needed a shoulder and resented his not providing one. All he said was, “Try not to persuade yourself that Murdoch set the fire. If he didn’t, you’d be making an unjust accusation. If he did, you’ll never prove it. Either way it’s no good torturing yourself.”

She was walking home from a solitary supper trip to the delicatessen when a car came up on the curb behind her at high speed. She heard it — she’d always had acute hearing — and dived flat against the display window of a furniture store, and the car swished past her, inches away. It was a shadowed place in the middle of the block and the car wasn’t running with any lights on, but she saw its silhouette vaguely in the darkness as it roared off and it looked like an old car. An old station wagon, with tailfins.

It had damned near killed her. She had that thought and then she crumpled and sat on the pavement for quite a while before she regained strength enough to walk.

Go to the police? And tell them what?

Call Charles? No, he’s got other things on his mind now.

Move away. Nothing to hold her here anymore. No real ties here. Go away. California maybe. Back to Illinois. New York. What difference did it make? Just get away from that madman.

That was it, then. Run. Run away.

And let him think he’s won?

She watched him get out of the old station wagon, lock it, put a cigarette in his mouth and light up. Then he turned and began to walk across the wide parking lot toward the low square stucco building that housed his realty office.

She let him get halfway across the parking lot. Right Out in the open. Then she put her car in gear.

“Sorry, Murdoch,” she muttered. “Sorry, sorry, sorry. It was an accident. I just couldn’t help it. I’m sorry.”

And she ran him down.

The Shopping List

“The Shopping List” was written out of a simple desire to write a detective story — red herrings, clues, solving a mystery puzzle, building to a surprise ending, all that. I rarely try to construct such plots; call it laziness if you like. The story was written to satisfy a curiosity. If it fools you, it worked.

It was awkward. She wouldn’t tell him the truth, obviously, but she’d always had trouble lying.

He phoned, as she’d known he would, on Tuesday afternoon. “I’ll be out of town on business until Friday. Not sure what time I’ll get back — don’t count on me for Friday dinner. But I’ll get tickets for that play Saturday night—”

Marie closed her eyes. “Oh, Severn, I’m sorry, I just can’t make it Saturday.”

There was a moment’s silence but then his deep reassuring voice rumbled down the line: “Sunday, then. I’ll get tickets.”

“Sunday’s fine.” She closed her eyes in relief. He really was marvelous. He took her on faith — no questions, no protestations. She said softly into the phone, “I don’t know if I can wait that long to see you. I do love you, darling — and I’m sorry about Saturday.”

“See you Sunday then. Around six, so we can have dinner first. Love you, honey.” Then he was gone and she cradled the phone, but her hand remained on it as if to prolong the thread of contact.

After a while she bestirred herself. She went through the apartment to the foyer and rummaged in her handbag for the list.

The handbag was on the sconce below the oval mirror and she examined her reflection briefly and wondered what Severn could possibly see in her: plump plain Marie, dark brown hair she never could do anything with, creases here and there that presaged the looming fortieth birthday — not a whole lot to draw the attraction of a man like Severn. He was thirty-five and successful; he’d been divorced for several years. When she’d asked him why on earth he wanted to keep seeing her, he’d only said, “You’re comfortable, love. I’ve had my fill of abrasive ambitious women.”

His ex-wife, she’d gathered, was a beautiful but brittle careerist — some sort of talent agent or casting director; Marie wasn’t sure — Severn rarely talked about her. “It wasn’t really a marriage. We both backed into it, trying to get out of things.”

Marie looked away. At first, after her mother had died and she’d moved into this apartment, she’d meant to take down the mirror from the foyer wall — she didn’t like mirrors; they only reminded her of her unattractiveness. But occasionally Aunt Leah and Uncle Arthur would come around to dinner or one of the office girls would give her a lift home and stay for a drink — mainly, Marie thought, because most of the office girls lived out in the Valley or down in Orange County and it was easier to have a drink at Marie’s while the Freeway traffic thinned out before driving home — and guests always liked to have a mirror by the front door so they could make sure their faces were on before they ventured out onto the Beverly Hills sidewalks.

She found the list in her handbag and studied it. She never remembered to do things unless she wrote them down. Severn kidded her about it.

She’d miss him desperately in his absence for the next few days; but in a way she was grateful for it. She’d be able to get everything done and she wouldn’t have to tell lies to Severn to explain why she was going to be out so much this week.

A few of the items had already been checked off — she’d taken care of them ten days ago during Severn’s last business trip out of town; but there was still a great deal to do.

1. Toy gun. Must look real. Revolver type.

2. Suitcases (2).

3. Clothes. Ned’s suit size 44 short. Shirts 16 neck, 33 sleeve. Waist 38, inseam29. Shoes 10 1/2-C. Socks, shorts, etc. Remember Ned prefers brown, doesn’t like blue.

4. Car. Can be old but must run well.

5. Make airline reservation: San Diego to Mexico City for late Monday afternoon Feb. 18th, in name of Arnold Creber.

7. Sunglasses. Reflector Type.

8. Blond wig, man’s. Ned’s bat size is 7 1/4.

9. Ned arrives LAX Feb 16th, 730p.m. Take suitcases, etc. Leave envelope at Delta information desk.

10. Make reservation in Creber name at a Burbank motel, Feb. 16th & 17th.

She’d taken care of all the easy things on the list and left the difficult ones for last. Tomorrow on the lunch hour she’d take care of the toy gun. Then Thursday she’d have to take a sick day and visit the used-Car lots.

She hated all of it. It was complicity — she’d be a criminal. But it was the price Ned had exacted from her. The insurance hadn’t come anywhere near covering all the expenses of Mom’s last illness and Ned had been despicably, and typically, cold-hearted about it. “Let her die and get it over with. Pull the plug — let her go.”

“Ned!” She’d been astonished, shocked. “She’s your mother too, you know.”

“She’s a dying old woman. Making a few doctors rich won’t change that.” Then he’d given her that quick easy selfish smile. “I’ll make you a deal, sister. You want to lavish money on the old woman, fine. I’ll let you have the money. But I want a quid pro quo. You’ve got to do a few things for me. Now get out your notebook and let’s see you make one of those lists of yours. First I’m going to want a toy gun...”

That had been a year ago, at the prison in Atlanta. She’d only visited him once more after that, to tell him about the funeral and ask him when he expected to be released on parole. She’d left quickly, unable to face his indifference to Mom’s death.

Now he was getting out, just as he’d planned, and she had to keep her part of the bargain. But it would be all right. After Monday he’d be far away in some distant part of the world and she’d never have to see, or even think about, her brother again.

Thurston found a parking space just off McDonough Boulevard and walked to the entrance gate. The long gray building had a forbidding institutional massiveness. Only a discreet plaque identified it: Atlanta Federal Penitentiary. The “Big A.”

Thurston was expected. His credentials got him in. A guard escorted him to a small outer office where he waited a few minutes with a magazine before he was admitted to the Deputy Warden’s sanctum.

The Deputy Warden was a large man with a bushy sand-colored mustache and a beer gut and the plaid-shirt look of Good Ole Boy who spent his free days hunting with coon hounds and swapping lies in roadhouse taverns.

“Well, now, Mr. Thurston, they didn’t tell me exactly what you want down here but we be happy to oblige you if we can. Now you represent the insurance company, that right?” He pronounced “right” as if it were “rat” and put heavy emphasis on the first syllable of “insurance.”

Thurston said, “I work for a private-investigation company. But we’re under contract to the insurance people, yes. Indirectly I work for the insurance company. We’re still hoping to recover the bonds that Marks stole.”

“I can see where they might be just a little bit interested in something like that. They had to pay off the claim in full, I expect?”

“In full,” Thurston agreed drily. “We didn’t recover any of it.”

“But I thought Marks confessed?”

“He did.”

The Deputy Warden glanced through a stapled sheaf of papers — possibly the file on Edward “Ned” Marks. “They were bearer bonds, I see. No registered owners, no signatures. Even if you get ’em back, how’re you fixin’ to identify them?”

“They’ve got serial numbers.”

“Well,” the Deputy Warden said, “he’s behaved himself here, kept mostly out of trouble, served easy time. Stays out of most folks’ way. I haven’t had much contact with him. No occasion to. The ones I see are mostly the troublemakers. So there’s not a whole lot I can tell you about him.”

The Deputy Warden cocked his head over on one side. “You know, that’s a pretty fair rate of pay — seven hundred thousand dollars for twenty-eight months easy time. Works out to about twenty-five thousand a month, doesn’t it. Good pay, yessirreebob. If he gets to keep it.” The eyes narrowed into a shrewd smile. “You’re fixin’ to see he doesn’t get to keep it.”

Thurston said, “Well, I’m fixing to try. He’s due for release tomorrow morning. I’d appreciate it if you’d point him out to me but not let him see me. I’ve seen his photographs But they’re a few years old and I’d rather have him identified for me in the flesh, just so there’s no possibility of a mistake.”

“And then you aim to shadow him when he leaves here, that it?”

“Every step of the way.”

Thurston sat in the car in a No Parking zone — “Violators will be towed away” — with art angle of view on the Big A. It looked rather like the Reichstag from this angle — the old one, he thought; the one Hitler had burned down in ’33. Thurston took an interest in history, particularly the kind that was told photographically. He had a growing collection of rare old plates — even a few Matthew Brady originals. It was the sort of thing you did when you lived alone, and Thurston preferred to live alone.

He wasn’t antisocial. But he’d learned there wasn’t anybody whose face he wanted to look at every night and every morning — or at least he’d thought so until recently.

There was one daughter, now thirteen, the souvenir of his youthful romantic illusion, but she was confined to a home for the severely retarded. She didn’t recognize him on his infrequent visits, so he didn’t feel he had any real ties. He read books, collected his photographic history, played poker quite often, enjoyed his own simple cooking, worked out three times a week in a health club, dated several women most of whom were divorcees; but lately he’d been seeing more of one woman than of the others.

He enjoyed most of all his work. Thurston had been a licensed investigator ever since he’d been discharged from the Military Police in 1968.

He had specialized in insurance cases for seven years now; he had a record of recoveries that no other agent in the company could match, and he took pride in it.

The Ned Marks case had been a special challenge from the beginning. It had come across his desk a year ago; another agent had handled it originally but he’d retired and now it was Thurston’s. The self-confident brashness of the Marks theft had intrigued him from the start, mainly because it appeared that Marks had expected to be caught.

Marks had been neither surprised nor chagrined when they’d arrested him two days after the bearer bonds had disappeared from the vault of the Sherman Oaks bank where he’d worked for eight months as a junior mortgage officer.

Thurston had inherited a thorough dossier on Marks and he’d committed the salient references to memory. It was a personal history of dreary familiarity to Thurston, who had read a thousand such dossiers and long since lost his capacity for surprise.

Marks was thirty-seven. He’d served in Vietnam, but in a clerical capacity in Saigon — not out in the boonies. There was only one prior arrest on the rap sheet. At the age of eighteen he’d stolen the landlord’s typewriter and sold it for $25, which he then lost in a schoolyard crap game. His mother had bought another typewriter for the landlord and the case had been dropped.

After his army service and two years of G.I. Bill attendance at a junior college in Santa Ana, Marks had gone to work for a former Vietnam buddy in a shady scheme to sell cut-rate (and worthless) vitamin pills to minor drugstore chains. When the venture went bankrupt under the threat of F.D.A. scrutiny, Marks had drifted into other jobs, mostly in the sort of selling operations that were next door to frauds but just within the law — mail-order junk, real-estate scams, pest exterminating. According to the dossier, one employer had fired him because she suspected him of having embezzled $3000, but nothing was proved and no charges had been brought against him.

Thurston had dealt with Marks’s kind before: the cruel solipsists, the me-first sharpies with clever brains and the moral convictions of hungry pariah dogs.

Among the confidential reports in the dossier was an interview with a casual chum of Marks’s who’d worked as a bartender in Van Nuys. “He said he’d just got himself a job in some bank over there someplace around Ventura Boulevard. He said it didn’t pay much. So I ask him why he took the job, and he gives me that funny smile, like, you know the way he smiles like he knows something nobody else knows, and he gives me, you know, that old Willie Sutton line about I go to banks because that’s where the money is. You know.”

So he might had had it in mind to rip off the bank even before he applied for the job there. In any case he’d had eight months to study the operations — the bank’s arrangements for the handling of negotiables. On the morning of the theft Marks had gone into the vault to get a deck of traveler’s checks, and according to his confession he’d simply slipped the sheaf of bearer bonds under his shirt and walked out with them.

By the time the theft was discovered that afternoon, he’d been out to lunch for an hour and had had plenty of time to dispose of the bonds, at least temporarily. Like everyone else who’d had access to the vault he was searched thoroughly that evening before leaving the bank; they hadn’t found anything on him then. But within a day or so the F.B.I. and police had built up a strong circumstantial case against Marks — access, opportunity, fingerprints on the bond shelf, and mainly the simple fact that the movements of everyone else were accounted for.

When they arrested Marks he was indignant at first, insisting he was innocent; but apparently his lawyer had persuaded him that the evidence against him was too potent to deny. In a cheerful abrupt switch Marks had confessed and entered a plea of guilty to a relatively minor larceny charge, in a bargaining agreement reached between his lawyer and the prosecutors. The federal judge, in sentencing him, had imposed the maximum penalty because of Marks’s adamant refusal to make restitution; but the maximum punishment was only four years, which meant about two and one-half years of actual prison time, given the parole system. And because he was judged a nonviolent white-collar offender, Marks had been remanded to the Atlanta facility, which was the government’s principal institution for the incarceration of sophisticated or genteel prisoners. Ever since a counterfeiter named Handy Middlebrooks had become Inmate Number One in 1902, the Big A had been the Feds’ hostelry for the quiet ones: Eugene Debs, Rudolph Abel, Earl Carroll, Congressman John Langley, Governor Warren McCray. Cons elsewhere called it The Country Club.

Now, watching the entrance from his illegally parked car, Thurston wondered if even this — the choice of site for his 28-month incarceration — had been part of Ned Marks’s plan. In his confession Marks had said, “I am relieved and glad to have the uncertainty over with. No longer must I be in suspense as to whether I will be apprehended for my crime. I freely confess my wrongdoing but ask for leniency in view of the fact that I did not at any time place anyone’s life or good health in jeopardy.” Marks apparently had been coached by his lawyer to talk like that.

It was transparent self-serving piety but perhaps there was some truth in Marks’s expression of relief. He hadn’t tried very cleverly to destroy evidence. He hadn’t provided an alibi for himself or tried to put the blame on anyone else. He hadn’t even complained when the maximum sentence was passed.

Now Marks had paid his debt to society and the insurers had paid theirs to the bank — and it was Thurston’s job to get it back.

The Deputy Warden had given him a look at Marks yesterday through a window — Marks hadn’t seen him — and now Thurston had no trouble recognizing him when Marks walked out of the Big A and loitered a few minutes until a radio-call taxi drew up for him. Marks was short and a bit on the plump side. Thinning dark hair, a tiny mustache, the vanity of a small-time con artist.

Thurston put his rent-a-car in drive and shadowed the cab at a leisurely distance. He was fairly certain Marks would go straight to the airport but with nearly three quarters of a million dollars at stake it was worth playing by the rules.

When Ned Marks boarded the flight for Los Angeles, Thurston was eight rows behind him in an aisle seat and reasonably certain that Marks hadn’t made him yet.

The tall guy was either a cop or F.B.I., Ned Marks guessed. Trying to look inconspicuous. But he was still there even though Ned had spent ten minutes in the men’s room and the rest of the passengers had gone on to baggage claim by now.

Well, that was all right. At least now Ned knew what the guy looked like. Tall and fashionably shaggy, a lot of loose brown hair. Could have been an actor in a shaving cream commercial. Good muscle tone, it looked like, but that was all right too; Ned wasn’t going to get in the ring with the guy.

He went across to the information desk and waited his turn in the line. The cop, or whatever he was, had gone over to one of the car rental counters. Ned said, “My name’s Arnold Creber. I think someone left an envelope here for me?”

“Could you spell the name, sir?”

Two minutes later he had the envelope and was out on the curb waiting for the shuttle bus. He didn’t bother to look up when the tall cop got on and walked past to sit down a few seats behind him. The guy was a fool if he didn’t think he’d been spotted by now.

The envelope contained the car keys and a note from Marie. He skipped the lecture part and focused his attention on the parking lot designation — Lot 6, Row D. The license plate number was on the key tag.

He got off the bus carrying just the little shoulder bag — the things he’d had with him 28 months before when he’d checked into Atlanta, and his $428, and the car keys.

The cop was hanging back, bumbling around the parking lot pretending He couldn’t remember where he’d left his car. Ned found the clunker where Marie had parked it. First he checked the trunk. The suitcases were there. He got in and turned the key, dubious about the cheap old car, but it started right up and he grinned amiably at the tall cop when he drove out onto the oval airport drive. Left the stupid oaf standing there flatfooted.

Well, there might be another one covering him in a car. So he did a few maneuvers designed to disclose a tail — up and down Freeway ramps. There was a brown car half a block back when he turned onto the Freeway again and he wasn’t sure about it, but when he got off the Freeway at the Ventura Boulevard exit he didn’t see any brown car in the mirror. It didn’t matter a whole lot. Let them follow him if they wanted to waste time and gas.

She’d decided to tell Severn part of the truth. Otherwise he’d be bound to get at least a little bit suspicious. She couldn’t just say nothing at all.

“Severn, darling,” She embraced him in the doorway and drew him inside. “I’ve fixed your favorite — Wiener schnitzel and asparagus. Would you like a drink? What time’s the show?”

It provoked Severn’s measured smile. Everything he did was deliberate; his equanimity was endless. “Wonderful, yes, and eight o’clock. Oh, I booked a table at Scandia, so I’d better cancel it.” He kissed her cheek and went toward the phone.

“Vodka and orange juice?”

“Great, sure.”

“I found a lovely white wine to go with dinner. At least the man in the store promised me it’s lovely.” She made his screwdriver and returned from the kitchen with it in time to see him hanging up the phone. He turned, appraised her, and smiled.

“New dress?”

“Heavens, no. I’ve had it for just ages.”

“I haven’t seen it before.”

She thought back. “No, that’s right, I don’t think you have. You’re so sweet to remember things like that.”

“Well, I like it. Wear it again, okay?”

She sat down by him and took his hand. “I have something to tell you. The reason I couldn’t see you last night—”

“You don’t need to explain anything.”

“I had to do some things for my brother.”

His glance came up quickly. “I don’t think you ever mentioned having a brother.”

“His name’s Ned. Edward. I haven’t really made a secret of it — it’s just that I don’t like talking about him. It makes me angry just thinking about him. The way he treated Mom—”

Severn put his arm across her shoulders. Marie said, “He’s been in prison, you see—” And stopped; she hadn’t meant to go that far.

“Prison?”

“He stole money from a bank. A lot of money. Oh, he didn’t hold them up with a gun or anything like that. He worked there — he just stole some bonds.”

“Like embezzlement, you mean.”

“I don’t know. He just stole them, you know? Anyway he’s served his sentence and he’s free now, and I don’t imagine I’ll ever have to see him again.”

“Sounds as if it’s just as well. You’ve got your own life to lead anyway. Oh, by the way, we’re invited to dinner at the Ibbetsons’ Friday night — Andy’s just finished a survey for one of the supermarket chains and I guess the bonus is burning a hole in his pocket. Anyway Andy and Phyl want to take us to El Padrino Friday. I said I’d have to check with you first.”

“I’d love to.” And she loved, too, the way he’d changed the subject so gently. She looked at the clock. “I’d better put the schnitzel on. It’s a peace offering — for standing you up last night.”

But he wouldn’t let go of her hand, wouldn’t let her rise. “The crazy thing is, Marie, I missed you.”

“I don’t honestly know why on earth you should. I ‘m nobody’s vision of a heartthrob.”

“Well, I’m hardly the most scintillating character in the world myself. But we care about each other. That means a lot.”

“Don’t be soppy.” She went into the kitchen, calling back over her shoulder, “Two cutlets or three? They’re pretty small.”

They probably had a make on the license plates of the car he was driving; that tall cop in the airport parking lot had a got a good look at it. So Ned didn’t use it Monday morning. He left it parked in a slot behind the motel and took a cab into Studio City. He carried his suitcase through a building and out across Ventura to a bus stop, waited fifteen minutes — the service sure wasn’t getting any better around here — and finally boarded a bus, still watching everything at once. If he’d seen anything suspicious he’d have aborted and tried another way, but nobody was watching him that he could see; there hadn’t been anyone sitting in arty of the parked cars near the bus stop and no one got on the bus with him.

He rode twenty minutes to Van Nuys Boulevard, phoned another taxi from there, and got off several blocks from his destination. He walked the rest of the way, into a small branch bank just west of the San Diego Freeway on Wilshire Boulevard.

He wondered if she’d ever looked inside the envelope. There was no sign it had been unsealed. Probably it had never occurred to her to snoop. She was a naive simp.

It had taken him months to prepare it all. Before he’d stolen the bonds. The false passport had been the hardest part. He’d known a guy from the army who’d put him in touch with another guy — he suspected they had some kind of narcotics deal but he didn’t ask and didn’t want to know — and finally he’d got the passport from a thin little guy in Tijuana.

He’d spent all those months establishing the Arnold Creber identity, right down to the Social Security number and the credit cards and the New Mexico driver’s license, and the little savings account in this nondescript Santa Monica bank.

And the safe-deposit box. Arnold Creber’s safe-deposit box. Containing $700,000 in negotiable, highly portable bearer bonds.

They didn’t even half fill the suitcase. Hardly any weight at all when he carried it back out to the waiting taxi he’d phoned for, got in, and said, “Burbank. I’ll tell you where when we get there.” And turned to watch the road behind.

Nobody followed him.

Ned clasped the suitcase on his lap and smiled, thinking about baccarat tables, haute cuisine, and mademoiselles in bikinis.

He changed taxis near the Burbank Studios — a two-block walk, a phone call, a ten-minute wait for another cab in a fast-food dump — and got off on a side street and walked a while, and was back in the motel room by noon. Plenty of time left.

He redistributed the bonds in his luggage, packed most of the clothes Marie had bought for him, got into a cheap suit — it wasn’t a bad fit, really, but her penuriousness irritated him as usual — put the toy revolver in his belt, and stood before the mirror adjusting the blond wig over his half-bald head.

It didn’t go with his eyebrows, he realized, nor with the dark beard stubble. So he shaved as closely as he’d ever shaved in his life and used the nail scissors from his dop kit to chop his eyebrows down to nearly nothing; then he dusted them with talc. What the hell, they’d grow back in time. Small enough price to pay.

The blond guy in the mirror was a stranger, sure enough. He grinned.

He circled the clunker at a distance. Nobody was watching it. He drove it around the block. Still no surveillance. So he got the suitcases out of the motel room, stowed them in the car, and drove away.

An hour later he was boarding a PSA flight at Burbank Airport, San Diego bound.

The security detector hadn’t sniffed out the toy revolver because it was made of plastic, like all the cheap junk they sold these days. When Ned was a kid even a toy gun used to be made out of real metal, but no more.

Well, never mind. After today he’d be able to buy a platinum gun if he wanted one. But at least the toy looked real. Remember how John Dillinger broke out of prison with a gun he’d carved out of a bar of soap and blackened with soot and ashes.

At San Diego he went along to the Aeronaves counter and got out his ticket, from Marie’s envelope, and the passport. Arnold Creber, citizen of the world. He flashed a confident smile at the dark girl and she smiled right back, but that was when he caught a sidewise glimpse of somebody coming up fast, and he turned to see the two men striding toward him: a uniformed cop and the tall guy with all the brown hair.

The uniformed cop said, “Excuse me. Edward Marks? Like to see you a minute.” The paper in his hand had to be a warrant.

“My name’s not Marks. You got me confused with somebody. My name’s Creber.”

“Sure. Arnold Creber,” said the tall guy with the brown hair. “Just come along, all right’ It won’t take but a minute.” And the tall guy smiled slowly.

Nobody ever said Ned Marks doesn’t think fast. So fast it took the uniformed cop completely by surprise when Ned whipped out the revolver, leveled it at the tall guy, and darted his left hand against the uniformed cop’s throat. He whipped around behind the cop and jammed the revolver against his collar.

“Back off,” he snarled at the tall guy. “Now!”

He heard a quick intake of breath — the airline girl.

But the tall guy only kept smiling that slow infuriating smile. He calmly stepped forward and plucked the gun from his hand.

“You shouldn’t play with toys, Ned.”

“How... how the hell did you know?”

“We’ve got a warrant to search you and your luggage for stolen bonds.”

“Who the hell are you?”

“Just a private cop, name of Thurston. My company works for the insurance company you hooked for seven hundred thousand dollars.”

“Nobody followed me here,” Ned said. “Nobody. How could you’ve found me?”

Thurston only answered that one with his slow smile.

Thurston brought the receipt into the office and dropped it on Andy Ibbetson’s desk. “The San Diego police will keep the evidence until they’ve sent Marks to Chino for transporting stolen property. Then we get it back.”

“About time.” Andy pushed the receipt toward his In pile. “Nice job. You can buy a round-the-world vacation on the bonus for this one.”

“For two?”

“You that serious about her?”

“I am. But she may not feel the same way about me when she finds out I read the shopping list in her handbag.”

“That’s how you knew he’d be at the San Diego airport with the loot, huh?”

“In the name of Arnold Creber. In a blond wig. Carrying a toy gun,” said Severn Thurston.

King’s X

“King’s X” grew out of a rumor that had wide circulation several years ago. According to the rumor — a sort of alligators-in-the-sewer-system allegation, presented as absolute documented fact — the con depicted in “King’s X” was successfully employed half a century ago by a veteran trickster to fleece Tiffany’s (some say Cartier) out of an enormous sum. It’s not a terribly elaborate scam, but there is appeal in its simplicity and daring, and satisfaction in the sting, and I hadn’t seen it elsewhere in fiction.

She found Breck on the garage floor, lying on his back with his knees up and his face hidden under the car. His striped coveralls were filthy. There was a dreadful din: he was banging on something with a tool. When there was a pause in the racket she said, “You look like a convict.”

“Not this year.” He slid out from under the car and blinked up at her. He looked as if he’d camouflaged his face for night maneuvers in a hostile jungle. He didn’t seem surprised to see her. All he said was, “You look better than I do.”

“Is that supposed to be some sort of compliment?”

“My dear, you look adorable. Beautiful. Magnificent. Ravishing.” He smiled; evidently he had no idea what effect the action had on his appearance. “That better?”

“I wasn’t fishing for reassurance. I need to talk to you.”

He sat up. The smile crumbled; he said, “If it’s anything like the last little talk we had, I’d just as soon—”

“I haven’t forgotten the things we said to each other. But today’s a truce. Time out, okay? King’s X?”

“I’m a little busy right now, Vicky. I’ve got to get this car ready.”

“It’s important. It’s serious.”

“In the cosmic scheme of things how do you know it’s any more important or serious than the exhaust system I’m fixing?”

She said, “It’s Daddy. They’ve ruined him.” She put her back to him and walked toward the sun. “Wash and come outside and talk. I can’t stand the smell of grease.”

The dusty yard was littered with odd-looking cars in varied conditions of disassembly. Some had numbers painted on their doors, and decal ads for automotive products. The garage was a cruddy cube of white stucco, uncompromisingly ugly.

Feeling the heat but not really minding it, she propped the rump of her jeans against the streetlight post and squinted into the California sunlight, watching pickups rattle past until Breck came out with half the oil smeared off his face. He was six four and hadn’t gained an ounce since she’d last seen him three years ago: an endless long rail of a man with an angular El Greco face and bright brittle wedges of sky-blue glass for eyes.

“Shouldn’t spend so much time in the sun,” he said. “You’ll get wrinkles.”

“It’s very kind of you to be concerned about my health.”

“Anybody tell you lately how smashing you look?”

“Is that your devious way of asking if I’m going with someone?”

“Forget it,” he said. “What do you want, then?”

“Daddy’s lost everything he had. He was going to retire on his savings and the pension — now he’s probably going to have to file bankruptcy. You know what that’ll do to him. His pride — his blood pressure. I’m afraid he might have another stroke.”

He didn’t speak; he only looked at her. The sun was in her eyes and she couldn’t make out his expression. Stirred by unease she blurted: “Hey — Breck, I’m not asking for myself.”

“How much does he need?”

“I don’t know. To pay the lawyers and get back on his feet? I don’t know. Maybe seventy-five thousand dollars.”

He said, “That’s a little bit of money.”

“Is it,” she said drily.

“I might have been more sympathetic once. But that would’ve been before your alimony lawyer got after me.”

“You always loved Daddy. I’m asking you to help him. Not me. Him.”

“What happened?”

“He was carrying diamonds and they arrested him. It was all set up. He was framed by his own boss: He’s sure it was an insurance scam. We can’t prove anything but we know. We just know.”

“Where is he?”

“Now? Here in town, at his place. The same old apartment.”

“Why don’t you give him the money yourself?”

“I could, of course. But then I’d just have to get it back from you, wouldn’t I?”

“You mean you haven’t got that much left? What did you spend it on — aircraft carriers?”

“You have an inflated opinion of your own generosity, Breck.”

She smiled prettily.

He said, “I can’t promise anything. But I’ll talk to him. I’ll finish up here about five. Tell him I’ll drop by.”

The old man blew his top. “I’m not some kind of charity case. I’ve been looking after myself for seventy-two years. Women. Can’t even trust my own daughter to keep her nose out of my business. Breck, listen to me because I mean it now. I appreciate your intentions. I’m glad you came — always glad to see you. But I won’t take a cent from you. Now that’s all I’ve got to say on the subject. Finish your drink and let’s talk about something less unpleasant.”

The old man didn’t look good. Sallow and dewlappy. His big hard voice was still vigorous but the shoulders drooped and there were sagging folds of flesh around his jaw. It had been what, two years since Breck had seen him? The old man looked a decade older. He’d always been blustery and stubborn but you could see now by the evasiveness in his eyes that his heart wasn’t in it.

Breck said, “I’m not offering you money out of my pocket. Maybe I can come up with an idea. Tell me about the man you think set you up. What’s his name? Cushing?”

“Cushman. Henry Cushman.”

“If he framed you for stealing the money, that suggests he’s the one who actually got the money.”

“Aagh,” the old man said in disgust, dismissing it.

“Come on,” Breck said. “Tell me about it.”

“Nothing to tell. Listen — it was going to be my last run. I was going to retire. Got myself a condo picked out right on the beach down at Huntington. Buy my own little twenty-two-foot inboard, play bridge, catch fish, behave like a normal human being my age instead of flying all over the airline route maps. I wanted a home to settle down in. What’ve I got? You see this place? Mortgage up to here and they’re going to take it away from me in six weeks if I can’t make the payments.”

“Come on,” Breck said. “Tell me about it.”

“I worked courier for that whole group of diamond merchants. I had a gun and a permit, all that stuff. No more. They took it all away. They never proved a damn thing against me but they took it all away. I carried stones for forty years and never lost a one. Not even a chip. Forty years!”

Breck coaxed him: “What happened?”

“Hell. I picked up the stones in Amsterdam. I counted them in the broker’s presence. They weren’t anything special. Half-karat, one-karat, some chips. Three or four bigger stones but nothing spectacular. You know. Neighborhood jewelry store stuff. The amount of hijacking and armed robbery lately, they don’t like to load up a courier with too much value on a single trip.”

“How much were the stones worth altogether?”

“Not much. Four hundred thousand, give or take.”

“To some people that’s a lot.”

The old man said, “It’s an unattainable dream to me right now but hell, there was a time I used to carry five million at a crack. You know how much five million in really good diamonds weighs? You could get it in your hip pocket.”

“Go on.”

“Amsterdam, okay, the last trip. We wrapped them and packed them in the case — it’s the same armored steel attaché case, the one I’ve carried for fifteen years. I’ve still got it for all the good it does. The inside’s divided into small compartments lined with felt, so things don’t rattle around in there. I had it made to my own design fifteen years ago. Cost me twelve hundred dollars.”

“Amsterdam,” Breck said gently.

“Okay, okay. We locked the case — three witnesses in the room — and we handcuffed it to my wrist and I took the noon flight over the Pole to Los Angeles. Slept part of the way. Went through Customs, showed them the stones, did all the formalities. Everything routine, everything up-and-up. Met Vicky at LAX for dinner, took the night flight to Honolulu. In the morning I delivered the shipment to Cushman. Unlocked the handcuffs, unlocked the attaché case, took the packets out and put them on his desk. He unwrapped one or two of them, looked at the stones, counted the rest of the packets, said everything was fine, said thank you very much, never looked me in the eye, signed the receipt.”

“And then?”

“Nothing. I went. Next thing I know the cops are banging on my door at the hotel. Seems Cushman swore out a warrant. He said he’d taken a closer look at the stones that morning and they were no good. He claimed I’d substituted paste stones. He said the whole shipment was fakes. Said I’d stolen four hundred thousand dollars’ worth of diamonds. The cops put an inquiry through Interpol and they got depositions and affidavits and God knows what-all from the brokers in Amsterdam, attesting the stones they’d give me were genuine.”

Breck said, “Let me ask you a straight question then.”

“No, God help me, I did not steal the damn stones.”

“That’s not the question.”

“Then what is?”

“How come you’re not in jail?”

“They couldn’t prove it. It was my word against Cushman’s. I said I’d delivered the proper goods. He said I delivered fakes. He had the fakes to show for it, but he couldn’t prove they hadn’t been substituted by himself or somebody working for him.”

“Did they investigate Cushman and his employees?”

“Sure. I don’t think they did an enthusiastic job of it. They figured they already knew who the culprit was, so why waste energy? They went through the motions. They didn’t find anything. Cushman stuck to his story. Far as I can tell, none of his employees had access to the stones during the period of time between when I delivered them and when Cushman showed the paste fakes to the cops. So I figure it must have been Cushman.”

“Did the insurance pay off?”

“They had to. They couldn’t prove he’d defrauded them. Their investigator offered me a hundred thousand dollars and no questions asked if I’d turn in the stones I stole. I told him he had five seconds to get out the door before I punched him in the nose. I was an amateur light heavyweight just out of high school, you know. Nineteen thirty-one. I can handle myself.”

Right now, Breck thought, he didn’t look as if he could hold his own against a five-year-old in a playpen. But what he said was, “What else do you know about Cushman?”

“Snob. I don’t know where he hails from but he affects that clenched-teeth North Shore of Long Island society drawl. Mingles with the million-dollar Waikiki condominium set. I guess they’re his best customers for baubles.”

“What’d they do to you?”

“Revoked my bond. I can’t work without it. I tried to sue for defamation, this and that, but you know how these lawyers are. The case is still pending. Could be years before it’s settled. The other side knows how old I am — they know all they have to do is wait a few years.”

Breck said, “Maybe I’ll have a talk with this Cushman.”

“What’s the point?”

“Maybe I can persuade him to give you back what he owes you. Don’t get your hopes up. He’s never going to admit he framed you — he’d go to jail himself if he did that. The best you can hope for is to get enough money out of him to pay off your debts and set you up in that retirement you talked about. The condo, the boat, the bridge game. That much I may be able to persuade him he owes you.”

“Aagh.”

The shop was a pricey-looking storefront at 11858 Kalakaua Avenue; the sign beside the door was discreetly engraved on a small brass plaque: CUSHMAN INTERNATIONAL DIAMOND CO.

Inside, every inch a gent in nautical whites, Breck stood looking down at several enormous diamond rings spread across a velvet background.

“My fifth wedding anniversary. I want to give my wife the most beautiful present I can find. You were recommended — they told me they were sure you’d have what I’m looking for.”

The man across the counter was bald and amiable. He looked fit, as if he worked out regularly. He wore a dark suit and he’d had a manicure. “Thank you, sir. You’re very kind.”

“Are you Henry Cushman?”

“That’s correct. May I ask who recommended me?”

“A couple of people at a party for the governor. Let me have a look at that one, will you? The emerald cut.”

Cushman picked up the third ring. Breck gave him the benediction of his best smile. “Mind if I borrow your loupe?”

Clearly a trifle surprised, Cushman offered him the small magnifying glass. Screwing it into his eye Breck examined the stone. “Very nice,” he opined.

Cushman said softly, “It’s flawless, sir. Excellent color. And there’s not another one like it.”

“How much?”

“Four hundred and fifty thousand dollars.”

Breck examined the ring even more closely. Finally he said, “Make it four twenty.”

“Oh, I wouldn’t be at liberty to go that low, sir.” The bald fellow was very smooth. “You see, diamonds at the moment—”

“Four thirty-five and that’s it.”

There was a considered pause before Cushman murmured, “I think I could accept that.”

“I thought you could.” Breck smiled again. And then, a bit amused by his own air of tremendous confidence, he went around to the proprietor’s desk and took a checkbook and a gold pen from his pockets and began to write out a check. “I want it gift-wrapped — and I’ll need it delivered to my suite at the Kahala Towers no later than seven o’clock tonight.”

He beamed when he stood up and handed over the check, accompanied by a driver’s license and a gold credit card; Cushman scribbled lengthy numbers across the top of the check and Breck didn’t give the jeweler a chance to get a word in edgewise. “Of course my wife’ll have to approve it, you understand. I don’t want to spend this sort of money on a gift she doesn’t really like. You know how women can be. But I don’t really think it’ll be a problem. She’s a connoisseur of good stones.” Then he was gone — right out the door.

He went two blocks to the beach and shoved his hands in his pockets and grinned at the ocean.

Henry Cushman stood momentarily immobilized before he came to his senses and reached for the telephone. The bank’s telephone number was on the check in his hand but he didn’t trust anything about that check and he looked up the bank in the directory. The telephone number was the same. He dialed it.

It was a frustrating conversation. A bank holiday, this particular Friday. “I know you’re closed to the public but I’ve got to talk with an officer. It’s important.”

“I’m sorry, sir. This is the answering service. There’s no one in the bank except security personnel.”

Cushman hung up the phone and made a face and wasn’t quite sure what to do. He paced the office for a moment, alternately pleased to have made the sale but disturbed by suspicion. Finally he picked up the telephone again.

The lobby bustled: people checking in, checking out — business people and tourists in flamboyant island colors. In this class of hotel in this high season you could estimate the fifty people in the lobby were worth approximately $20 million on the hoof. Mr. Fowler watched with satisfaction until the intercom interrupted. “Yes?”

“It’s Mr. Henry Cushman, sir.”

“Put him on.”

“Jim?”

“How’re you, Henry?”

“Puzzled. I’ve got a little problem.”

Jim Fowler laughed. “I told you not to bet on the Lakers. Can’t say I didn’t warn you.”

“It’s serious, Jim. Listen. I’ve just sold a very expensive diamond ring to...a Mr. F. Breckenridge Baldwin. I understand he’s staying at your hotel.”

“Baldwin? Yes, sure he’s staying here.” And by the sheerest of meaningless coincidences Fowler at that moment saw the extraordinarily tall F. Breckenridge Baldwin enter through the main entrance and stride across the vast marble foyer. In turn Baldwin recognized Fowler and waved to him and Fowler waved back as Baldwin entered an elevator.

“What’s that, Henry? Hell, sure, he’s reputable. He and his wife have been here three weeks now. Royal Suite. They’ve entertained two bishops and a Rockefeller.”

“How long are they staying?”

“They’ll be with us at least another week. She likes the beach. I gather he has business deals in progress.”

“What do you know about him? Any trouble?”

“Trouble? Absolutely not. In fact he’s compulsive about keeping his account paid up.”

“He gave me a damn big check on the Sugar Merchants Bank.”

“If you’re worried about it why don’t you call Bill Yeager? He’s on the board of the bank.”

“Good idea. I’ll do that. Thanks, Jim.”

“That’s all right. You’re certainly welcome.”

It took Henry Cushman twenty minutes and as many phone calls to find Bill Yeager. In the end he tracked him down at the Nineteenth Hole Clubhouse. There was quite a bit of background racket: a ball game of some kind on the projection TV, men’s voices shouting encouragement from the bar. Yeager’s voice blatted out of the phone: “You’ll have to talk louder, Henry.”

“Baldwin,” he shouted, “F. Breckenridge Baldwin.”

“Is that the big tall character, looks like Gary Cooper?”

“That’s him.”

“Met him the other night at a luau they threw for the senator. Nice fellow, I thought. What about him?”

“What does he do?”

“Investments, I think. Real estate mostly.”

“Does he have an account with Sugar Merchants?”

“How the hell would I know?”

“You’re on the board of directors, aren’t you?”

“Henry, for Pete’s sake, I’m not some kind of bank teller.”

“It’s important, Bill. I’m sorry to bother you but I really need to find out. Can you give me a home number — somebody from the bank? Somebody who might know?”

“Let me think a minute...”

“That’s right, Mr. Cushman. He’s got an account with us. Opened it several weeks ago.”

“What’s the balance?”

“I can’t give out that kind of information on the telephone, sir.”

“Let me put it this way, then. He’s given me a check for four hundred and thirty-five thousand dollars. I need to know if it’s good.”

“I see. Then you certainly have a legitimate interest...If Mr. Yeager gave you my name...Well, all right. Based on my knowledge of that account from a few days ago, I’d say the check should be perfectly good, sir. It’s an interest-bearing account, money-market rate. He’s been carrying a rather large balance — it would be more than adequate to cover a four hundred and thirty-five thousand dollar check.”

“Thank you very much indeed.” Hanging up the phone, Henry Cushman was perspiring a bit but exhaustedly relieved. It looked as if he’d made a good sale after all.

Breck’s hand placed the immaculate ring onto the woman’s slender finger. Vicky admired it, turning it this way and that to catch the light, enraptured.

“It’s the loveliest present of all. My darling Breck — I worship you.”

He gave her a sharp look — she was laying it on a bit thick — but she moved quickly into his embrace and kissed him, at length. There was nothing he could do but go along with it. Over her shoulder he glimpsed Henry Cushman, beaming rather like a clergyman at a wedding.

Politely, Cushman averted his glance and pretended interest in the decor of the Royal Suite. If you looked down from the twelfth-story window you could see guests splashing around the enormous pool, seals performing in the man-made pond beside it, lovers walking slowly along the beach, gentle white-caps catching the Hawaiian moonlight.

Finally she drew away and Breck turned to the room-service table; he reached for the iced champagne bottle and gestured toward Henry Cushman. “Like a drink before you go?”

“Oh no. I’ll leave you alone to enjoy your evening together. It’s been a pleasure, sir. I hope we meet again.”

As if at court the jeweler backed toward the door, then turned and left. Breck and Vicky stood smiling until he closed it. Then the smile disappeared from Breck’s face and he walked away from her. He jerked his tie loose and flung off the evening jacket.

She said, “You might at least make an effort to be nice to me.”

“Fire that alimony lawyer and let me have my money back and I’ll be as nice as—”

“Your money? Breck, you’re the most unrealistic stubborn stupid...”

He lifted the bottle out of the ice bucket and poured. “We’re almost home with this thing. I’ll keep the truce if you will. Time out? King’s X?”

She lifted her champagne in a toast: “King’s X. To Daddy.”

He drank to that. “Your turn tomorrow, ducks:”

“And then what?”

“Just think about doing your job right now.”

AVAKIAN JEWELRY — BY APPOINTMENT ONLY.

It was upstairs in an old building in Waikiki village. Patina of luxury; the carpet was thick and discreet. Past the desk and through the window you could see straight down the narrow street to a segment of beach and the Pacific beyond.

There were no display cases; it wasn’t that sort of place. Just an office. Somewhere in another room there would be a massive safe.

The man’s name was Clayton; he’d introduced himself on the telephone when she’d made the appointment. His voice on the phone was thin and asthmatically reedy; it had led her to expect a hollow-chested cadaverous man but Clayton in person was ruddy-cheeked and thirty pounds overweight and perspiring in a three-piece seersucker suit under the slowly turning overhead fan. He was the manager. She gathered from something he said that the owner had several shops in major cities around the world and rarely set foot in any of them.

Clayton was examining the ring. “Normally I don’t come in on Saturdays.” He’d already told her that on the phone; she’d dropped her voice half an octave and given him the pitch about how there was quite a bit of money involved.

He turned the ring in his hand, inspecting it under the high-intensity lamp. “I suppose it’s a bit cool for the beach today anyhow.” His talk was the sort that suggested he was afraid of silences: he had to keep filling them with unnecessary sounds. “Raining like the devil over on the windward side of the island today, did you know that?” It made her recall how one of the things she’d always admired about Breck was his comfort with silences. Sometimes his presence was a warmth in itself; sometimes when she caught his eye the glance was as good as a kiss.

But that was long ago, as he kept reminding her.

Presently Clayton took down the loupe and glanced furtively in her direction. “It’s a beautiful stone..shame you have to part with it... How much did you have in mind?”

“I want a quick sale. And I need cash. A hundred and fifty thousand dollars.”

He gave her a sharp look. He knew damn well it was worth more than that. He picked up the satin-lined little box. “Why don’t you take it back to Henry Cushman? They’d probably give you more.”

“That’s my business, isn’t it?”

“I may not have that much cash on the premises.”

She reached for the box. “If you don’t want the ring, never mind—”

He said, “No, no,” accepting the rebuff. “Of course it’s your business. I’m sorry.” He got to his feet. “I’ll see what I’ve got in the safe. If you’ll excuse me a moment?”

She gave him her sweetest smile and settled into a leather armchair while the man slipped out of the office. He left the ring and the box on the desk as if to show how trustworthy he was.

She knew where he was going: a telephone somewhere. She could imagine the conversation. She wished she could see Henry Cushman’s face. “That’s my ring all right. What’s the woman look like?”

And the manager Clayton describing her: this tall elegant auburn-haired woman who looked like Morristown gentry from the horsey fox-hunting set. In her fantasy she could hear Cushman’s pretentious lockjaw drawl: “That’s the woman. I saw him put the ring on her finger. That’s her. Wait — let me think this out...”

She waited on. Patient, ever patient, and Joy shall be thy share.

Henry Cushman would be working it out in his mind — suspicion first, then certainty: by now he’d be realizing he’d been had. “They set it up. They’ve stuck me with a bum check.”

She pictured his alarm — a deep red flush suffusing his bald head. “They must have emptied out his bank account Thursday evening just before the bank closed. They knew I’d inquire about the account. But the check’s no good, don’t you see? I’ve given them one of the best stones in the islands and they’ve got to get rid of it before the bank opens. If you let her get away... by Monday morning they’ll be in Hong Kong or Caracas, setting up the same scam all over again. For God’s sake stall her. Just hold her right there.”

She smiled when Clayton returned.

He said in an avuncular wheeze, “I’m afraid this is going to take a few minutes, madame.”

“Take your time. I don’t mind.”

Breck sat in the back seat of a parked taxi, watching the building. He saw the police car draw up.

Two uniformed officers got out of the car. They went to the glass door of the building and pressed a button. After a moment the door was unlocked to permit them to enter.

After that it took not more than five or six minutes before Breck saw Vicky emerge from the shop, escorted by a cop on either side of her. She was shouting at them, struggling, forcing them to manhandle her. With effort the cops hustled her into the police car. It drove off.

In the taxi, Breck settled back. “We can go now.”

Henry Cushman looked up at him. Cushman’s eyes were a little wild. The smooth surface of his head glistened with sweat.

“A terrible blunder, Mr. Baldwin, and I can only offer my most humble apologies. I’m so awfully embarrassed...”

On the desk were the diamond ring and Breck’s check.

Breck impaled him on his icy stare. With virulent sarcasm he mimicked Cushman’s phony accent:

“Your awful embarrassment, Mr. Cushman, hardly compensates for the insult and injury you’ve done to my wife and myself.”

The quiet calm of his voice seemed nearly to shatter Cushman; the man seemed barely able to reply. Finally he managed to whisper:

“Quite right, sir.”

Breck stood in front of the desk, leaning forward, the heels of both hands against its edge; from his great height he loomed over the jeweler.

“Now let’s get this straight. You called the bank this morning...”

“Yes sir.”

“And you found out my check’s good.” He pointed to it. “Isn’t it? The money’s in the bank to cover it.”

Henry Cushman all but cringed. “Yes sir.”

“But because of your impulsive stupidity, my wife was arrested... Do you have any idea what it’s like for a woman of Mrs. Baldwin’s breeding to spend a whole night locked up in whatever you call your local louse-infested women’s house of detention?”

Cushman, squirming, was speechless.

Breck was very calm and serious. “I guess we haven’t got anything more to say to each other, Mr. Cushman.” He wheeled slowly and with dignity toward the door. “You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.”

“Please... please, Mr. Baldwin.”

He stopped with his back to the jeweler, waiting.

“Mr. Baldwin, let’s not be hasty. I feel sure we can find a solution to this without the expense of public litigation...”

With visible reluctance Breck turned to face him. Very cold now: “What do you suggest?”

“No, sir. What do you suggest?”

Breck gave it a great deal of visible thought. He regarded the check, then the ring. Finally he picked up the ring and squinted at it.

“For openers — this belongs to me.”

He saw the Adam’s apple go up and down inside Cushman’s shirt collar. Cushman said, “Yes sir.”

“And I can see you haven’t deposited my check yet. So here’s my suggestion. You listening?”

“Yes sir.”

“I keep the ring — and you tear up that check.”

Cushman stared at him. Breck loomed. “It’s little enough for the insults we’ve had to suffer.”

In acute and obvious discomfort, Cushman struggled but finally accepted defeat. Slowly, with a sickly smile, he tore up the check.

It earned the approval of Breck’s cool smile. “You’ve made a sensible decision. Saved yourself a lot of trouble. Consider yourself lucky.”

And he went.

She said, “Don’t you think we make a good team?” She said it wistfully, with moonlight in her eyes and Remy Martin on her breath. “Don’t you remember the time we sold the same Rembrandt three times for a million and a half each? I remember the Texan and the Iranian in Switzerland, but who was the third one?”

“Watanabe in Kyoto.”

“Oh, yes. How could I have forgotten. The one with all the airplanes around the pagoda in his yard.”

A breeze rattled the palm fronds overhead. He looked down into her upturned face. “I’ve got a race next week in Palm Springs, which means I’ve only got a few days to get the car in shape. Besides, you still need to learn a man doesn’t like paying alimony. It feels like buying gas for a junked car.”

“Don’t talk to me about that. Talk to my lawyer,” she said. “Are you going to kiss me or something?”

“I don’t know. I seem to remember I tried that once. As I recall it didn’t work out too well. Turned out kind of costly.” He began to walk away.

“Hey. Breck.”

Her voice pulled him around.

She said, “King’s X?”

He threw up both arms: his eyes rolled upward as if seeking inspiration from the sky. And shaking his head like a man who ought to know better, he began to laugh.

“Introduction” and all story introductions copyright © 1993 by Brian Garfield.

“The Gun Law” copyright © 1977 by Brian Garfield. First appeared in Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine, June 1977.

“Hunting Accident” copyright © 1977 by Brian Garfield. First appeared in Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, June 1977.

“Two-Way Street” copyright © 1978 by John Ives (pen name of Brian Garfield). First appeared in Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, August 1978.

“Ends and Means” copyright © 1977 by Brian Garfield. First appeared in Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine, February 1977

“Scrimshaw” copyright © 1979 by Brian Garfield. First appeared in Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, December 17, 1979.

“The Chalk Outline” copyright © 1981 by Brian Garfield. First appeared in Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, May 20, 1981.

“The Shopping List” copyright © 1981 by Brian Garfield. First appeared in Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, December 20, 1981.

“King’s X” copyright © 1987 by Brian Garfield. First appeared in MURDER CALIFORNIA STYLE, edited by Jon L. Breen and John Ball, St. Martin’s, 1987.

Content

Brian Garfield
Suspended Sentences

Introduction

The Gun Law

Hunting Accident

Two-Way Street

Ends and Means

Scrimshaw

The Chalk Outline

The Shopping List

King’s X