Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine. Vol. 39, No. 6, June, 1994

Editors Notes

by Cathleen Jordan

We are glad to announce that the Robert L. Fish Memorial Award for Best First Mystery Short Story of 1993 was won by D. A. McGuire for “Wicked Twist,” the cover story in our October issue. We thought it was an excellent story, too, and we’re so pleased that the Mystery Writers of America’s short story committee agreed.

In this issue, as it happens, we lead off with “Virtual Fog,” a second story by Ms. McGuire. Like its predecessor, this one stars Herbie Sawyer and detective sergeant Jake Valari.

The Fish award will be presented on April 27th at the MWA’s annual awards banquet in New York.

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Virtual Fog

by D. A. McGuire

“Herbert Sawyer, Jr., what in hell are you doing here?” Those were his first words to me, spoken in surprise and anger. I was alone, waiting as I’d been told to wait, just at the end of the little pier, sitting on a wooden bench, knapsack at my feet. I hadn’t expected him, and then again maybe I had. All the same, I don’t think my answer was quite good enough for Jake.

“I was doing somebody a favor.” I looked up at him. The tide was rolling out, leaving behind a thick, damp smell of marsh and marine debris, as well as here along the river (actually part of a marine estuary but all the locals called it the river), the rank odors of diesel fuel, gasoline, and dead fish. I wasn’t allowed to swim in the river; too many “diseases” you could catch, according to Mr. Hornton, the man responsible for my being there. My mother liked Mr. Hornton. She respected his judgment, and since she wasn’t a native Cape Codder, she took his word on a good many subjects. Like playing in the river: not very smart; you might come home with a funny rash or smell like oil for a few days.

Too bad she’d accepted Mr. Hornton’s judgment regarding my doing a favor for an old “war-buddy” friend of his, that being Mr. Neddie Hacker, the local lobster fisherman. If she’d had any idea where it would land me, sitting near the pier at eight on a Sunday morning confronting Sergeant Jacob Valari, she’d have had a stroke.

Funny how doing favors gets you in so much trouble sometimes.

Someone shouted to Jake from the dock at the end of the pier. A small crowd was forming out there, and one of the two Coast Guard patrol boats had just started its engines. Some of the Coast Guard people were leaving as well as the medical examiner. He came up the rickety wooden pier, tipping his baseball cap to Jake as he did. He barely noticed me.

“A favor?” barked Jake. “For Neddie Hacker? Damn, Herbie, you weren’t out there with Neddie when he found...” He scratched his head, looked at me, then looked out at the dock where about a dozen people, men and women, several in uniform — state police, local police, Coast Guard — seemed to be waiting for me. Then he looked back at me. “You were, weren’t you? You were out with Neddie pulling pots. Damn.” Then he said it again, with more emphasis: “Damn, Herbie, I don’t want you mixed up in this. Damn.” He turned and spit in the sand.

I’d never seen Jake do that before.

“Sorry” was all I could think to say. I kicked my knapsack and tried to look apologetic.

“I’m not kidding, boy,” he told me. “You’re staying out of this.” Then he went to join the others at the end of the pier. Another Coast Guard boat had just pulled up; people were moving equipment from Neddie’s boat, tied to the dock, onto the Coast Guard boat. They were moving pots, hooks, rope, back and forth, from one boat to the other, and then they’d move some of it back again, from the Coast Guard boat onto Neddie’s. It didn’t look like a very coordinated operation, but then what did I know? I was just a kid. It also locked as if the dock might tip at any moment; it was listing pretty badly to the right. I bet most of them out there didn’t know that this particular pier had been on a state list for repairs for over a year now, and with more than twenty people suddenly jammed onto it, well, you just never knew...

Still, it was pretty strange knowing they were all out there because Neddie Hacker, local lobster fisherman, and me, local thirteen-year-old kid, had pulled up a lobster pot without any lobsters in it. No lobster bait, either. No, there’d been just one thing in that old lobster pot — a human arm.

See what I mean about doing people favors?

My name is Herbie Sawyer. I live on Cape Cod, Massachusetts, in the small coastal town of Manamesset. It sits right on Manamesset Bay and is a cosy little community with a permanent population of about six thousand. I’d met Sergeant Jacob Valari about four months ago when I’d had the strange experience of helping him sort out what had looked like a case of accidental drowning. But that’s a whole other story. The best thing that came out of all that was that I got to meet Jake. And actually there’s more to it than that: Jake got to meet my mother, and to make a long story short, the two of them had been dating each other for about six weeks. Maybe that’s why Jake was none too thrilled to see me sitting at the end of the dock. I suppose it’s not an easy thing to tell your new girlfriend that her son is in the habit of uncovering dead bodies... or parts of them.

Anyhow, I wasn’t going anywhere, even when Jake came back and told me to. “Go on, get out of here. Go home and don’t tell your mother a thing. This isn’t your concern, Herbie. It’s got nothing to do with you; is that clear?”

“That officer over there told me to stay” was my response. I wasn’t about to disobey Jake. But I also wanted him to know that someone in authority had told me to stay put.

“What officer? Damn, he’s just a statie, what the hell...” Jake scratched his head again, then went back out to the dock. There was a lot of arguing going on out there — especially between Jake and this huge state cop — so I just sat tight and waited. People were still going back and forth from Neddie Hacker’s fishing boat to the dock, then onto one of the smaller patrol boats. One of the state cops was holding a small wooden box. Another man, in a Coast Guard uniform, was holding onto a trap, or lobster pot. The lobster pot.

I’d been through a similar situation before, so I thought at some point someone would come to take my statement. Boy, was I surprised when that didn’t happen. Because after about three minutes of arguing — I could see by Jake’s expression he wasn’t very happy — he came back. This time he bent over so he could stare me right in the eye.

“Herbert Sawyer, Jr., I have it on official word that you can go home. Now. If you have anything to tell me you can do so later. This has got nothing to do with you. There’s a sicko out there cutting up people, and I do not want you involved, got it?”

“The Coast Guard—” I nodded in the direction one of the boats was headed, up the river and out into the bay. “They’re going to start pulling everyone’s pots, aren’t they? To see if they can find the rest of the body?”

He gave a sigh, a kind of grunt actually, and looked at the ground. “Yes, I suppose that’s the next step. Listen, Herbie, I know you’re a sharp kid; damn, don’t I know it, but this has nothing to do with you. It’s just a coincidence you were with Neddie this morning.” He paused, looked puzzled, then asked, “You were doing Neddie Hacker a favor?”

“He needed help with his pots,” I answered, “so Mr. Hornton asked if I would lend a hand. He said I could make a few dollars.” I looked up unblinkingly into Jake’s beady brown eyes. He was a giant of a man, which I think appealed greatly to my mother. Jake Valari also had the uncanny knack of making you feel real safe. Size alone can sometimes do that. My father, who’s been dead for ten years, had been over six feet tall. My mother always said he had made her feel real safe.

Jake made a low noise, like the start of a curse with a lot of sh’s in it, looked out at the dock, then at the water, then at me. There were people coming out of houses all around us now, the last of the summer crowd, here on one final, unseasonably warm, fall weekend. They were going off to church, or out jogging, some with dogs on leashes. I guessed the word would get around pretty quick that Neddie Hacker had come back to port with more than just lobsters in the hold.

“All right, Herbie,” he said in a low tone. Someone was calling out to him, “Hey, Jake, what’s up?” but he ignored him. “Tell me this: tell me why I shouldn’t kick your butt all the way home?”

“Because I am involved,” I said quite honestly. “I was there, Jake.” I didn’t plead. If I really had to leave, well, I would, and if I was told to be quiet, I’d do that, too. Not a word to my mother (who wasn’t home anyhow and had been chambermaiding over at the Eagle ’n’ Arms since six this morning) and not to my good old friend, Mr. Hornton, not if Jake said so.

“That’s not enough, Herbie,” he said. “You and Neddie, you found something real bad, boy.” A brief glance up at the crowd gathering on the street; somebody’s dog began to bark frantically and tug on its leash; doors were slamming as more people emptied into the streets. Jake scowled at one or two who were getting too close and said, “You’ve just got to put it out of your mind, Herbie.”

But how could anyone put something like this out of their mind? Me, as I watched Neddie Hacker pull the thing out of that pot? At first we didn’t recognize what it was. It had been all white and hairy, with bits of bone, tendon and flesh sticking out from where it had been cut — and none too neatly — at the elbow joint. It looked like a mangled, bleached piece of lobster bait. Then suddenly Neddie swore, “What the hell!” and dropped it on the deck between us. Was I supposed to put that out of my mind? As I looked down at it and realized what it had to be? A wave passed under us just then, and the boat lurched a little, making the thing roll slightly to one side, revealing as it did five mottled red and white fingers clenched in a half fist — with a green and blue tattoo etched across the back of the hand.

“Then how about this, Sergeant Valari?” I said, reverting to a more formal tone. “I know whose arm it is, and I also know who was supposed to find it in that pot.”

I looked over the roof of his car before I climbed in, trying to read him, maybe trying to get a reaction. We’d said nothing on our way to the doughnut shop, but after he’d sent me in with a few dollars for doughnuts, juice, and coffee, I’d stood in the store window, watching as he took something from his pocket, something like a little card. Then he stared at it and went to a pay phone and called a number. His conversation was brief, and when he hung up the phone, he slammed it down. In anger, maybe. I wondered about that; I also wondered why Jake hadn’t used the phone in his car. He had a new car, a fire engine red Firebird, a real nice car with a phone, CD player, air conditioning. Anyhow, when I came out of the shop he was standing by the car, rubbing his face, and looking off over the bay.

“So who was it?” he asked without looking at me. “Whose arm, Mr. Smart-guy?”

I didn’t expect that, but as coolly as I could, I said, “I don’t know his name, Jake, but he was the bartender over at Murphy’s Lobster Trap. He...” Jake was turning to look at me, his eyes as cold as stone. “He worked the take-out window sometimes. Mom and me, we get clams almost every Friday night. Mom likes clams and—”

“You recognized the tattoo.”

“Yes, sir, it’s what they call a claddagh symbol. It’s usually on a ring. I think it’s some kind of Irish wedding symbol or something like that.”

“You got a real good look, didn’t you?”

“Jake, are you mad at me?” Because I felt he was, or maybe mad at whoever he’d just spoken to on the phone.

He reached for the car door. “Get in the car, Herbie.”

“It was real foggy this morning, foggier than I’d seen in a long time, but you know, it happens, especially in the fall.” I gave Jake a quick look across the front seat. He was quiet, actually kind of moody. Something was really bugging him, something big, so I figured I’d just talk, not that I thought I could really help him. Jake usually drove his old car or an unmarked police car, so my being in his Firebird was also a little strange. Something was wrong, but even for me I would be slow in figuring out what it was.

Jake Valari was the only detective on our town’s small police force, and he hadn’t been assigned to this case. Someone had called him this morning, true, and pulled him out of bed to come down to the river, but none of it had been official. I saw resignation in Jake’s face and heard it in his sigh, and I knew he wouldn’t have been wasting time on me if he had more important things to do, like working on a new case.

Still, just because a case wasn’t yours didn’t mean you just put it aside. You still turned it around and around in your head. I know this because it had happened to me before and I was pretty sure it was happening to Jake right now.

“Anyhow,” I chattered on, “if Mom saw how foggy it was out, I thought she might tell me I couldn’t go with Mr. Hacker. According to Mr. Hornton, he’s been having a real hard time since his son got into trouble.”

Jake knew what I was alluding to, just grunted and continued driving. He wasn’t taking me home. I’d told him I had to meet my math tutor this morning over at the technical institute in neighboring Forrester. I’d fallen under a state program for “academically talented” but “financially disadvantaged” kids, which meant I could have my own tutor if I wanted. So I had applied to the program, been accepted, and now met with Oscar on the second and fourth Sundays of the month. Oscar was a college sophomore; he got a small fee for working with me, plus credit for an educational psychology course he was taking. Me, I qualified for advanced courses in high school even though I was still in junior high. Oscar had termed the whole arrangement a “symbiosis, of sorts,” since we both benefited from it.

Too bad Jake and I couldn’t have struck our own symbiosis. I knew he was feeling real sour about this thing with Mr. Hacker and me and the arm in the lobster pot. That phone call must have been to the state police barracks, checking on the dead guy’s I.D. He had friends over there who’d fill him in on what he was missing. I didn’t know whether Jake knew the bartender over at the Trap, but I did know I was right. That green and blue claddagh tattoo was as unmistakable as it was unusual; I’d seen it a dozen times as it handed me my bucket of clams and tartar sauce at the take-out window.

So I guess there were a lot of things eating Jake just then. I was probably just the smallest part of them.

“Neddie Hacker has been pulling traps as long as I can remember,” Jake said out of the blue. “Long, long time.” He shook his head back and forth. “The dead man’s name is Liam O’Reilly. You were right. He’s been tending bar over at the Trap about six months now, working for Gussie Murphy. Damn, Herbie, this is a tough one.”

I was quiet, which is often a wise move to make. You can learn a lot if you just keep your mouth shut.

“And that tattoo, damn it’s distinctive. Irish as Irish can get. Liam O’Reilly.” He shook his head again, angrily, wiping one hand over his mouth as he steered with the other.

“Personal friend, Jake?” I asked quickly.

“No. Why do you ask?” he snapped at me, his whole face reacting as though he’d been caught at something. But he had been caught — in an unusual burst of emotion.

“Nothing, Jake.” I said back just as swiftly, deciding to play stupid. I looked down, thrust a hand into the wax-paper bag between my legs.

“I barely knew him,” Jake went on, trying to shrug, act nonchalant. “Worked for Gussie. Neddie and Gussie used to run the Lobster Trap together, back in the sixties. Bet you didn’t know that, did you, Mr. Smart-guy?”

“Yes, sir, I did.” I tried not to look at him, failed. He was giving me a real strained, impatient look. “He told me, out on the boat. He said he and Gussie Murphy used to have traps together and when they split up Mr. Hacker took the boat and some property they owned out on the point, and Mr. Murphy, he kept the restaurant.”

“He told you all that?”

“He did.” I shrugged, doughnut in hand. I would have offered Jake one, but he didn’t look very hungry. “We were just talking... a little. He said they had a big fight and—”

“They sure did. Back in ’68 or ’69, had a regular feud. I was up in Boston then, just starting out, so I missed most of it. A regular brouhaha from what I heard. Gussie bought Neddie out, and they haven’t spoken since.” He shot me a quick but probing look across the front seat of the car. The coffee I’d bought Jake wobbled unsteadily in the plastic carrier that fitted in front of the stick shift. It hadn’t been touched. “So maybe, Mr. Herbert Sawyer, you know everything that I know... plus a little that I don’t know. What happened out on that boat this morning?”

I took a quick bite of doughnut, thought a moment, then said, “I got up early, like I said, and went down to the river. I met up with Mr. Hacker — his boat’s the Sister Mary Margaret — and we went out to check his pots. He’s got about thirty out in the bay. He does it for spare cash, according to Mr. Hornton.”

A sidelong glance at me. “So it was Elmer Hornton who put you up to this?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Because little Brucie Hacker’s got himself in jail again?”

“Yes, sir.” I paused, mouth open, full of doughnut. I swallowed, said, “Mr. Hornton told Mom that Neddie... that Mr. Hacker is okay, and just because his son’s in jail—”

“I’ve got Little Brucie Hacker, all two hundred sixty pounds of him, locked up in the county jail for assaulting his girlfriend.”

“Yes, I know that.” I took a quick bite, tried to ignore his expression, his reaction. I could almost see what was going to happen: a confrontation with my mother? And Mr. Hornton? How could you let a thirteen-year-old kid go out on a boat with a man whose son is always in trouble? For beating up his girlfriend? Or drunkenness and disorderly conduct in public? And wasn’t there a lewd and lascivious conduct in there somewhere, too?

“So I know what you were going to tell me, Herbie, back at the river.” He glanced at me as I pushed a button to lower my window, get a bit of fresh air. The car had suddenly grown stifling. How much of this would my mother find out? Probably all of it, eventually. That wasn’t good; my mother was the extremely sensitive — and easily frightened — type.

“The arm in the pot,” Jake went on, “Liam O’Reilly’s arm, maybe it was there for Brucie Hacker to discover. Maybe. I mean, if it’s not just some sicko getting his kicks by spreading Liam O’Reilly all over the bay. And Brucie Hacker would have found it, too, if he weren’t in jail. That’s what you were going to tell me, isn’t it? He usually helps his father pull those traps?”

“Yes, sir.” I guess it had been kind of obvious. I took another bite of doughnut.

“Brucie Hacker was brought in on Friday night. This is Sunday morning. When did Neddie put out those traps? Were you with him then?”

“No, but I think he baited them on Saturday morning. He baits them one morning, checks them the next, or sometimes skips a day, I think.”

“You think. So Neddie might have baited his traps on Friday morning?”

“You’re not suggesting Mr. Hacker, or his son, killed Mr. O’Reilly and put his arm in that pot, are you? For what reason, Jake?”

“Listen, Herbie, I’ve been doing this kind of work almost twenty years. Not everything’s got a reason to it, but I think you know that, too, don’t you?”

“They’re getting all this same information — the staties — from Mr. Hacker, aren’t they?”

“I suppose they are,” he said with that same deep frustration I’d detected earlier. But still, there was more to it, to his voice and expression. Was it pain? And if so, why would Jake feel pain? Anger, yes; resentment, even animosity, most certainty. But why did I continue to sense an emotional hurt from him?

He moved to turn on his car radio, changed his mind, unrolled his window instead, and leaning his left arm on the door, drove with his right.

“It’s not your case, is it?”

“No, it’s not,” he answered.

“Cripes.” I looked down into my lap, into the bag holding my other two doughnuts. One for later. One for Oscar, maybe. Then I looked up and watched as we sailed past the entrance to Upper Cape Technical Institute.

“When do you meet your tutor?” he asked me.

“Usually around—” I turned in my seat, watched as the gold and black sign with “Founded 1955” on it disappeared behind us. “Twelve. One. I told Oscar I might be late today, and anyhow, he’s got a couple of projects he’s working on. I usually go find him.”

“So we’ve got plenty of time. I want you...” he swung wide, leaving the main highway to turn onto the coast road, a long, fairly deserted stretch of road that ran along the bay for nearly twenty uninterrupted miles “...to tell me everything that happened this morning.”

“I like Mr. Hornton,” I began, “but Mr. Hacker, he’s different. He’s what you might call a colorful character.”

“Colorful? As in his language?” Jake said with a wry smile.

“Yeah, partly.” I was working on my second doughnut. “I think he was maybe expecting someone different from me because the first thing he said when he saw me was, you’re thirteen, boy? You don’t look more’n ten years old. But I ain’t got much choice, do I? Not with that worthless son of mine up in jail for what they call assault. Assault!” I stopped, chewed a moment, swallowed. “Then he kind of laughed and threw a coil of rope up onto his boat. It’s an old fishing galley he calls the Sister Mary Margaret, but about the only thing saintly about that boat are those words written right across the stern. Mr. Hornton did that work; he told me so.

“But the rest of the boat? It’s just an old hulk, all peeling paint with a line of barnacles showing along the waterline. Still, Mr. Hornton said it was a safe boat, and he told Mom that Mr. Hacker’s a good man, if a bit short-tempered. Said maybe he’d teach me a thing or two. He’s got about thirty lobster pots, and he nurses them like a mother hen. Can’t make more than a few hundred a month, and probably has twice that in expenses, but Mr. Hornton said it gives him a reason, yes it does.” I took another bite, time enough for Jake to ask:

“A reason? Mr. Hornton said it gives him a reason?”

“A reason to go on. Mr. Hornton says when you get to be his age and you’ve got one good-for-nothing son, an old wreck of a lobster boat, and your best friend’s cheated you out of the only other thing you ever owned, you’ve got to have something to get up in the morning for. Once you lose that something, whatever it is, well...” I looked over at Jake, and he gave me a funny smile. We were coming up on the ridge behind Deadman’s Bluff, a popular “naturalists’ ” beach, and heading on towards Long Point Lighthouse.

“Well, I told him I thought I understood,” I went on, “just as I later understood Mr. Hacker’s impatience with me. I didn’t have the right gear, just my denim jacket and my knapsack with my breakfast and school stuff in it. So Mr. Hacker, he gave me a sweatshirt and some gloves and told me where to stow my stuff. Then he said I was to give him a hand when he pulled the pots in, steady them when they came up. He said he’d handle the lobsters — if there were any, and if Gussie Murphy wasn’t stealing from his traps again.” I gave Jake a meaningful look, waited for a reaction.

“Ned Hacker’s been complaining about Gussie for years. But there’s never been any proof of it.”

I shrugged. “Then he said he’d maybe show me how to peg their claws. Crushers and cutters, Mr. Hacker told me; crushers and cutters and do you know what a full-grown ten pound lobster can do to a boy’s hand? Snap his fingers like a pencil — right in two! Then he snapped his fingers in my face and made me jump.”

Jake gave me a quick frown. I ignored it.

“But me, I just kept cool. I jumped, sure, but I kept a steady look on my face. He was testing me, and I didn’t want him to think I was some kind of wimp.”

Jake’s attention returned to the road. We both looked as we passed Deadman’s Bluff, but it was too late in the season for any “naturalists”; what a shame.

“So I told him I’d do my best, helped him untie the boat from the mooring. It was rolling under my feet a little — the boat, I mean — and I realized I’d forgotten my seasickness pills. I figured if I put my mind off of it, I’d be okay. I told him I was going to do my best, and I called him sir. It made him laugh, and he clapped me on the shoulder so hard I jumped again.”

“You are one damned polite kid,” Jake interjected.

“Then we were off. I never saw fog so thick, Jake. Like they say in books, you could have cut it with a knife. It was real eerie, but kind of pretty, too. Mr. Hacker had his lights on, and you could hear foghorns and bells over on the point and out on Smiley’s Landing. There wasn’t anybody out but us, and we just kind of chugged along, like we weren’t in any hurry. Mr. Hacker was quiet for a while, just whistling to himself. I think he looked kind of sad; even when he grinned at me, he looked sad. I started to think about what Mr. Hornton said about needing something to get up in the morning for, and I wondered if... if lobster pots and an old boat could be enough. Do you know what I mean? I never thought about life like that. But when you’re in a boat and there’s fog all around you and the sea is black underneath you, you start to think — about the animals all around you and under you and if there’s going to be anything in those traps today.”

“You’re really a deep thinker, aren’t you?” Jake said.

“Guess I’m kind of off the subject, aren’t I?”

“You keep talking, Herbie. I like to listen to you.” And strangely enough, Jake seemed to be just like Mr. Hacker had been earlier that morning, quiet, almost wistful. “Go on. You and Neddie talk about anything?”

“After a while we did. He had one old wooden trap stacked with his metal ones, and I asked him about it. He told me it had been a ghost trap. He said that ghost traps are ones that get lost under the water; their lines have been cut or snapped, but they’re still down there catching and killing animals — lobsters, crabs, fish, whatever. Whenever he pulls one up he keeps it, or if it’s in real bad shape, he tosses it out.”

“Ghost traps,” Jake murmured, but his mind, and his attention, seemed to be somewhere else.

“Yeah. He told me there’s part of an old wharf over on the north side of Smiley’s Island. It hasn’t been used in over sixty years. He said he’d show it to me someday, said it was destroyed when they built the canal back in the thirties. You can even see some of the old pilings, at low tide. Some rich man had a house out there on the island, and he had a deep channel dug out so his friends could tie up their sailboats and yachts when they came to visit. He built the wharf, too, but when they dredged for the canal, they tore down most of it. I’ve never heard of it, have you, Jake?”

But Jake didn’t seem to be listening just then; he was in another world. I shrugged. “Mr. Hacker said the guy was a runner. Made a lot of money and then just up and disappeared. I guess we were just passing the time, not talking about very much. He said that’s where he found the wooden trap, right near where the old wharf used to be.”

Jake was still quiet, frowning just a little. I figured I might as well go on.

“So, that’s how it went for a while. Then he told me to be looking for his colors... of his buoys? He had some there on the deck, tied to his traps. Yellow and blue — top is yellow and bottom blue. He pointed out some other colors as we went by them: red and white, those were Miltie Sheer’s, and orange and white, those were Berry Brubaker’s. Then there’s Gussie Murphy’s; we didn’t see any of his, but Mr. Hacker said his were yellow and green. He spit over the side when he talked about him. Then he told me he’d found a good spot for his traps, a new place that hadn’t been over-fished yet. It was off a little shelf just south of Smiley’s Island. I didn’t bother to correct him.”

“Correct him?” So Jake was still with me.

“Isn’t any shelf off Smiley’s Island,” I explained. “The shelf is actually all around us. The whole bay sits right on the shelf. It goes out about a hundred miles, and we were barely half a mile off the island. Mr. Hacker must have meant a drop, or a little trough, maybe. Anyhow, he said it was good deep water and cool and quiet, full of dead things lobsters like to eat. I didn’t correct him on that either, tell him lobsters are only scavengers, but—” I shrugged. Actually I was getting tired of listening to myself talk. I looked into the bag, wondering if I should start on the third doughnut.

“I’m listening, Herbie,” Jake said. “This trough, is that where you found the pot with the arm in it?”

“But, Jake, what does it matter? Maybe somebody had it in for Mr. O’Reilly and was just trying to get rid of the body.”

“As lobster bait?”

“Mr. Hacker uses whelk for lobster bait,” I said with a sigh. “He had a couple of buckets of them in the hold. They stink something awful.” Then I shrugged. I figured I’d taken this “investigation” about as far as I could. It seemed both Jake and I had no jurisdiction in this one. What I really wanted to say was this: what’s the point? Take me back to the institute, and I’ll hunt down Oscar and get on with my math. Instead I wearily went on.

“Neddie... Mr. Hacker... told me to start looking for his colors. The fog was letting up, but just a little. You could feel the sun more than you could see it. Then we found the first buoy marking some of his pots. Even in that fog he knew right where to go. He was real excited, too, and so was I, but the traps were all empty. Six traps and nothing in them, not even bait. Mr. Hacker got real quiet again and we rebaited them, lowered them back in. But he was different, not sad really, not any more. He was mad, and I remembered what Mr. Horn-ton said about his temper.”

“Six traps empty, Herbie, could be pretty important to Neddie. The price of lobster keeps going down, and he needs every one of them pots to be full. The bay’s just about fished out. He’s probably lucky if he finds something in one of every four or five pots.”

“But that wasn’t it,” I insisted. “He wasn’t disappointed — he was mad. And he spit over the side of the boat again. Then he looked at me and said, ‘That Gussie Murphy, he’s been at my traps again, and if I weren’t a good Catholic I’d be telling God and all the saints what they can do with the likes of him.’ ”

“Neddie said that?”

“Or something like it. He said he knew it was Mr. Murphy who’d been raiding his traps and that you people, I mean the police, aren’t doing anything about it.”

“Herbie, he’s been complaining about Gus Murphy for twenty years.”

I shrugged. “Anyhow, we went out a little farther. There was a real thick fog coming right off the canal. Mr. Hacker knew the way, though, and I kept checking for his colors. He’s a real good seaman, Jake, he knew every marker and rock along the way. But as he steered the boat I could hear him cursing Mr. Murphy, calling him some real bad names. Funny how politics can do that, right, Jake?”

“Politics?”

The doughnuts had made me thirsty; I had the juice box to my lips. “Mr. Hacker said it was politics, or maybe I just got the feeling it was. He kept saying...” I glanced over carefully at Jake. Another change had come over him: suddenly he had this strange, confused look on his face. “Damn that man and his bloody politics.”

“He said that?” Jake didn’t look at me. He was tapping his hand on the car door now, almost nervously, and frowning as we drove through the thick scrub pine woods that stretched from there to the point. The road was private from here on, but Jake, being a cop, probably didn’t care.

“He did.”

“He said that? He said bloody politics.”

“It’s just an expression, isn’t it? Mr. Hacker and Mr. Murphy, they’re both Irishmen, aren’t they?”

“Finish your story,” Jake said in a sort of cold, detached way.

“It was hard to find anybody’s buoys in that fog, but finally we did. We came up with six more empty traps and no lobsters. It was in the seventh pot, the last one, that we found the arm. Mr. Hacker thought it was bait at first, then he swore and dropped it on the deck.”

“What did he do then?” Jake asked, but he was like an automaton speaking. His mind was definitely somewhere else.

“Called the Coast Guard on his radio, then the state police, I guess.”

“You guess.” That elicited a small laugh, but it was cold, too. “Yeah, guess my department’s not high on Neddie’s list of people to call.”

“I haven’t been much help, have I?” I asked as I dropped the juice box and the third, half-eaten doughnut back in the wax-paper bag.

“I don’t know, Herbie.” And that sounded oddly enigmatic, coming from Jake. “Maybe you have.”

“Who was that?”

I paused too long, my answer not quick enough. “Jake... he’s my mother’s boyfriend.”

But Oscar was sharp, nearly as sharp as my old friend Mr. Hornton. With a shake of his pony-tailed head and a glare of his piercing blue eyes, he replied, “He’s a cop.”

“Yeah, but he’s my mother’s boyfriend, too.” I sighed and dumped my knapsack onto a chair.

“Hell, Herbie, are you digging up dead bodies again?” was Oscar’s response as he walked away from me to the work table in the middle of the room. On it sat what looked like an extremely sophisticated batter’s helmet, one with a gridwork of wires around the base. He smiled at me, picked up the thing, then plopped it on his head and sat down at a computer console.

But I was sharp, too; I knew what it was he was playing around with, something he’d been bragging about for weeks, something his older brother at M.I.T. had been working on. Oscar liked to talk about his brother Tony, and how every big electronics outfit from Boston to Tokyo was anxious to “pick his brain.” Now here was Oscar, with a virtual reality helmet on his head, probably stolen or “borrowed” from Tony.

“What are you doing with that?” I asked, hoping to deflect his attention from Jake and the fact that he had walked me in to the science building. I was also hoping to forget some of it myself, if only for a little while. I hadn’t liked the way Jake had grabbed my shoulder in the hall outside, said, “Seriously, Herbie, you’ve got to keep quiet about this. If the media got hold of this, it would ruin months of important police work.”

“You can count on me, Jake,” I had told him with all sincerity. It wasn’t until Jake had nodded at me, then at Oscar in the doorway to the lab, and turned to go that I had a funny feeling, a feeling that Jake had been talking in the past tense.

Past tense? It would ruin months of important police work? Like the investigation that someone — but not Jake — was starting on now? Or some other important police work? Some important police work done in the past?

“Isn’t all this stuff top secret or something?” I asked Oscar as my mind ticked away to this morning. Neddie Hacker and Gussie Murphy’s feud. Little Brucie Hacker, built like a small sumo wrestler, tucked away in county jail for beating up his girlfriend. Liam O’Reilly and his arm, and just where was the rest of him? And why had that part of him, a part that was so readily identifiable, been stuck in a lobster pot? Belonging to Neddie? But which was usually hauled up by Little Brucie?

And why was Jake acting so funny about all this? Why had he reacted so strangely to parts of my story?

“This junk?” Oscar said, answering my question. “Nah, this is just kid stuff, an early version of the real thing my brother’s working on. He let me take this to kick around with. It’s just a toy.”

I doubted that. It was no toy, and probably Oscar had just helped himself — as he’d been known to do before when he visited the amazing Tony. The institute probably didn’t even know he had it with him, or that he’d “borrowed” a couple of their computers and, from the look of it, had jury-rigged them together in order to make the helmet run or work or function, or whatever the right verb was when talking about virtual reality helmets.

“What does it do?” I asked Oscar, trying like heck to get my mind on something else for a little while.

“What does it do? Most people would ask how does it work,” Oscar laughed.

“How does it work?”

He laughed again. “If I can run this program right, I’ll be mountain climbing, Herb my man! Imagine that? Mountain climbing, but without any of the dangers. Oh, I’ll fall, all right, or feel a sense of falling, or dangling off a catchwire, but I’ll never hit the bottom or get scraped or bruised, and best of all, I’ll never get hurt or killed.”

“Then what’s the point?” I asked.

“What?”

I guess I asked the wrong — or right — question because Oscar pulled off the helmet, set it down, and spun all the way around in his chair to look at me.

“Don’t you see, Herbie? Don’t you understand? This is the future! The ultimate experience! In the future all of us — anyone at all — will be able to, say, go skin-diving and never have to worry about drowning, or... or...” Oscar was a terrible stammerer when he got excited, “or spelunking and not worry about a cave-in or getting lost, or... or this one, the program I got from Tony. If I can get the bloody thing to work.” He turned away, frowning, hand falling on a manual of some sort.

Bloody?

Bloody politics?

“There’ll be no danger, Herbie,” Oscar went on. “No sport or experience that can be denied anyone. Hey? Won’t that be great?”

“Then what’s the point?” I murmured, but I wasn’t listening to Oscar any more, not really. I was back on the Sister Mary Margaret, hearing Neddie Hacker say:

“Damn that man and his bloody politics.”

“Try to think of this as another reality, Herbie, not virtual reality, but an other reality, because what is reality anyhow but the way each individual perceives his or her place in the world? Can’t each of us visualize the same place differently? According to the artist, M. C. Escher, we are each the focus of our own world. I read that from a lecture he never gave, but anyhow, if I can make this—” he tapped the helmet as he scanned through the manual “—my world, then when I’m mountain climbing I’ll be in an other reality, one as real to me as the one you and I are inhabiting right now.”

“Yeah, maybe.” I was still lost, caught in the eerie reality of this morning. I didn’t need a virtual reality helmet, though, to see the fog drifting around me, to feel the damp chill in the wind off the canal, or to hear the slap of the waves against the sides of the boat.

“No maybe about it, Herb my man. This is the real thing,” Oscar said.

“M. C. Escher,” I said absently. “The Regular Division of the Plane.”

“Herbie?” That jerked his head up. “You know his book? You’ve read Escher?”

“Teacher of mine had a copy of his book on her desk.” I shrugged uneasily. “Full of pictures. I looked at it once or twice.”

“Pictures? Prints! Herbie! The man was a graphic artist! And a genius! What would he have done with virtual reality programming? Can you imagine?”

“No,” I replied softly, “I can’t.” But I could. Just as easily as I could imagine the arm sliding back and forth on the deck, tattoo revealed. Something was bothering me, eating me from the inside out. Pulling up the pots, the clanging of bells, the clapping of the water, the distant bray of a foghorn. There off Smiley’s Island, a few miles south of the head of the canal, in a little trough, a little deep spot full of cold, clean water, rested a group of pots. Neddie’s pots, meant to catch lobsters but catching something else instead. Who? How? Why?

“Here you go, Herb,” Oscar said, plunking down an algebra workbook in front of me. “Pages 110 to 116, all laid out for you. You got your calculator? I’ve got one if you need to borrow it.”

“No.” I rose, went to where I’d dumped my knapsack. But as I did, I felt wrapped in that fog again, could almost smell it, taste it, touch it. Fog so dense it diffused the light, making everything appear muted, dull, gray. Except the water around it. The water was always so intensely, so painfully, black.

“So you’re interested in Escher, are you?” Oscar had gone back to his previous interest, was fiddling with the helmet now. “We’ll have to talk about it someday. Have you ever seen his print, ‘Bond of Union’? If that isn’t virtual reality material, nothing is.”

“I think I like ‘Drawing Hands’ better,” I said, still caught in that fog and on that boat as I opened my knapsack. Immediately I was assaulted by the odors of lobster bait, fish, and diesel fuel.

“Whew, Herbie, what the hell is that?” Oscar said from across the room.

But that paled beside what I saw in the knapsack, and for a moment I had a flashing sensation that this wasn’t my knapsack, that somehow I had picked up a different one off Neddie Hacker’s boat. But it was mine, the old worn denim bag I carried books to school in, had put my breakfast in this morning, and that held my notebooks and calculator for my tutoring session. They were all still there... underneath the sweatshirt Neddie had tossed me. Then I remembered. After seeing the arm I’d gotten a little hot, a little sick at my stomach, and I’d pulled off the sweatshirt and stuffed it in there, not thinking. But the shirt Neddie had given me, one of Little Brucie’s, had been gray, an ordinary gray sweatshirt with a drawstring and hood. This sweatshirt, however, wasn’t gray, it was red.

“It’s red,” I said aloud, mind ticking back. Had I not noticed its color? No, it wasn’t like me not to see, not to take notice of even the smallest detail. This had been a gray sweatshirt this morning. This afternoon it was dull brick red.

I looked up at Oscar, who was looking at me, a funny expression on his face.

“Herbie? Are you all right? You look a little green, pal. Hey, what’s going on?”

I thrust the sweatshirt out at him. “It’s red.”

“So?” Oscar looked like he wanted to laugh but didn’t know what to laugh at.

“This morning it was gray.”

“Sure it was.”

“Escher played with reality. He made us see things differently. Your helmet, if you can get it to work, does the same thing. It makes an other reality. But, Oscar, the fog this morning, it changed reality, too. The dullness, the way the fog... obscures the light. No color. No bright colors. Not enough light. Or just enough light to make things look different, and seem different. Enough maybe, to make a red shirt look gray, or a blue buoy look green. That’s it. And that probably explains why Neddie complains about Gussie Murphy raiding his traps. Gussie probably does, but if it’s foggy, he doesn’t know he is, he can’t see the difference between... yes, just like someone couldn’t tell the difference when he put Liam—” I stopped; how much was I telling Oscar? Enough to make him stare at me in confusion. This had happened before, I wanted to tell him, that I had seen where others couldn’t see. Where I had understood what should have been so obvious; but wasn’t. And what I saw was this:

There were two possibilities. One, we had pulled the wrong pot, the wrong buoys. We’d mistaken Gussie Murphy’s colors for our own. But that was doubtful — Neddie knows right where to go and even in the fog, and after forty years of this kind of work — I was sure he knew his traps and buoys better than anyone. No, the second possibility was more likely.

That being that someone else had put the arm in the wrong trap. Yes. And why would someone, anyone, go to the trouble of putting an arm with a tattooed hand in a lobster pot? As a warning? As a threat? Or as a means to terrify someone into doing something or into not doing something?

Like putting a horse’s head in somebody’s bed, I said to myself. To terrify. Suddenly I pulled myself together, said quickly, “Look, Oscar, I’ve got to go, I, um, remembered something I have to do. I’ll see you later, okay?” I scooped up my things, was out of there.

And out of the fog.

I didn’t get home in time. They had already come and gone, and Mom was in bed with a headache and a heart full of fear. I had to play stupid, lie, and was finally able to convince her it had to be some other kid the two men in dark suits had come to ask about. They had been agents, she told me. They’d shown her their identification right away. No, she wasn’t sure whether they’d been state or federal agents.

I guessed the second. And even though Mom was real upset, she was able to tell me most of the questions the two men had asked her. I promised her I’d get in touch with Jake and he’d straighten the whole thing out. She went back to bed, and I made two phone calls. The first confirmed what I already suspected; the second was to Jake at the station. I just told him squarely that Mom had had “some visitors,” and we needed to talk, now.

He was there in less than twenty minutes, inquired politely about my mother (I told him she was sleeping, and she was), and we went out onto the porch of the house we were renting. I closed the door behind us — Mom’s bedroom was right off the living room — and pulled up a wicker chair, waiting for Jake to sit down and this time tell me everything. He wasn’t getting away with anything less.

“Liam O’Reilly was either a snitch or a cop, wasn’t he?” I finally broke the ice. I was watching Jake’s face carefully but saw nothing there, absolutely nothing, so I took a wild guess, the more probable one: “He was a cop. Undercover? Special agent? How about drug task force?”

“I told you, Herbie, you’re not involved in this.” He was completely straight-faced, cool, revealing nothing.

“Was that what he was working on? Drugs? Is Gussie Murphy involved in some kind of drug-smuggling ring? Cocaine? Marijuana? Or something else? Are they unloading drugs off the coast? And transferring them to the mainland through lobster pots? Am I right? They put the stuff in the lobster pots, then Gussie goes out later and gets it? Takes it to his restaurant or wherever their distribution point is? Is that what this is all about?”

Finally a reaction: he frowned, started to hunt for a cigarette in his sports jacket.

“And Mr. O’Reilly? What did he do? Find out too much? Or not enough? Was he a plant, or just a guy trying to make a deal with the Feds? Was Gussie going to betray the others — his gang — or whatever they call it? Then someone found out and killed Mr. O’Reilly and stuck his arm in one of Gussie’s traps to show him what would happen if he doublecrossed them? I guess Gussie and his traps would be pretty useful in an operation like that, wouldn’t they? Plenty of traffic in and out of the canal. Barges, freighters, fishing boats. But whoever killed Mr. O’Reilly, they got the wrong trap, Jake. They put the arm in Neddie’s trap because out in the fog they couldn’t tell green from blue. And it’s a mistake I bet they’ve made before except that Neddie hasn’t found out about it. I bet Brucie Hacker’s in on the whole deal, or at least he’s been making out from it, right? I bet he helps himself to whatever gets mistakenly dropped into his dad’s traps. Am I right, Jake, am I?”

“You think you’re a real bright fellow, don’t you, Herbie?”

“Two plainclothes policemen, agents, whatever, they came to see me this afternoon, except I wasn’t home. They must have got my name from Mr. Hacker, and they came and asked my mother if I ever got in trouble at school. They wanted to know if I hung around the Lobster Trap much, if I’d ever worked for Mr. Murphy, or run errands for him, stuff like that. They wanted to know if I ever behaved strangely, got secretive, or hid stuff in my room. Mom’s not stupid, Jake. She knew what they were asking, and now she’s in bed scared stiff that I’m mixed up with some drug gang. So you’d better tell me the truth this time. All of it. Mom’s so afraid she’s made herself sick.”

But Jake was just quiet, thoughtful. He studied me, studied the cigarette he was yet to light.

“Come on, Jake. You’ve already moved Neddie Hacker. He’s gone. His boat is gone. I called the harbormaster down the river, and he said the Coast Guard escorted him out this afternoon. He told all his friends that he was going off on a ‘little vacation.’ You didn’t arrest Mr. Hacker, but you took him off to a safe place, didn’t you?”

“You ever hear of the word lagan, Herbie?”

“No, but—”

“During Prohibition bootleggers would sometimes hide their booze in barrels or containers under the water, marked with a buoy so they could retrieve it later. It was called lagan. I suppose the word is equally relevant here.” He lit his cigarette, studying me intently as he did. “But why is this happening to you again, Herbie? Can you answer me that? No, forget it. I’m sorry your mother’s upset by all of this. I’ll talk to her later. And those two men, they won’t bother her again. I didn’t have time to get to them earlier.” He sighed. “But what I’m getting at is this: you haven’t stumbled onto some drug ring, though it might have been easier if you had. No, what you stumbled onto is a ring of arms smugglers, Herbie, IRA sympathizers, Gussie Murphy among them. They transfer guns and ammunition into Northern Ireland.”

“Jake?” It was as if he’d slapped me across the face.

“So it’s the other way around, isn’t it? Reverse your story, and substitute guns for drugs. There’s a group that’s been buying guns down south, some in Virginia, some in other states. They bring them up here in crates of produce: onions, squash, even watermelon, all things a man like Gussie Murphy might be buying for a restaurant, right? Anyhow, the guns are brought in on produce trucks, wrapped up in watertight plastic bags, and then taken out on lobster boats and from there transferred to traps marked with certain colors, in this case, Gussie’s colors. Someone in a fishing boat, passing through the canal, lowers a dinghy off the side and quickly checks out a few traps — in the early morning maybe, or maybe when it’s foggy. It’s got to be done fast, Herbie. Then the guns make their way up the coast, from boat to boat, and across the ocean to Belfast. It’s the IRA you’re mixed up with this time. The bloody IRA.”

“Bloody politics,” I muttered. “And the reason for Neddie Hacker and Gussie Murphy’s feud?”

“Everything I just told you I learned from Liam O’Reilly ten days ago. He’s been watching Gussie and his whole operation for six months now. I’m the local contact, the guy who’s supposed to help—” He stopped, bit his bottom lip. “Anyhow, it looks like Liam got too close, or he learned too much. Maybe Gussie was thinking of cooperating with us, who knows? The point is that you’re probably right, that arm was meant for Gussie to see, not you and Neddie.” He killed his cigarette in an old metal coaster sitting on the windowsill. “It confused us at first, being in Neddie’s trap.” He looked at me meaningfully as if to say if you hadn’t explained it to us, we would have figured it out... eventually. “Now Gussie’s gone dumb. Won’t talk. Protested rather strongly this afternoon when we showed him our warrants and searched everything he owns: restaurant, warehouse, boats, his house. But we came up with nothing. Zilch. Zero. No guns. Not a single blasted bullet. And according to the last message I got from Liam there were forty cases being moved this weekend.”

It was then I finally swore, looking quickly into the house hoping my mother hadn’t awoken and heard.

“So we think they’re lying low. If Gussie had pulled that trap — if the arm had been put in the right trap — Liam O’Reilly would be just another missing person. And this just another dead-end investigation.”

“That phone call you made this morning. It was to the FBI, or the ATF, and—”

“Let’s just call them an important federal agency.” He managed a weak smile.

“So he got real close, didn’t he? Mr. O’Reilly?” I paused, seeing another angle to this. “And you got to know him pretty well, didn’t you, Jake?”

“Yeah.” He started fishing for another cigarette.

“But now you can’t get them, the people who did this to him.”

“According to Liam there’s got to be forty cases of guns somewhere.” He shook his head. “Maybe they found someplace else to hide them, someplace we haven’t thought of. And maybe he was wrong, maybe they did get them out and they’re halfway to Belfast on a fishing boat right now.”

“And maybe they’re out there, Jake. Maybe the guns are out there now.”

“Out where?”

“In the water! Isn’t it the best place to hide something? Like you said — lagan?”

“Herbie, don’t you think we’ve checked every pot in the bay? Pulled every buoy from here to West Doversport and back? Plus found excuses to go aboard half a dozen boats we’ve been suspicious of. Nothing.” Another weak smile. “And we certainly can’t drag the whole bay, though we’ve thought about it.”

“Runners,” I said. “That’s what the guy who built that wharf was, who had the big house on the island back in the twenties. Mr. Hacker called him a runner, a bootlegger, Jake! The wharf got torn down when they built the canal. They probably had to widen and dredge that whole area north of Smiley’s Island.”

“Herbie, that’s real interesting, but I don’t think it’s got much to do with—”

I interrupted, not a very polite thing to do but sometimes it doesn’t pay to be polite. “I told you, Jake, some of the wharf pilings are still there. They’re underwater, but Neddie said you can still see them if you know where to look. He and Gussie Murphy were partners once, weren’t they? And the water’s deep there. You could drop forty pots or forty crates of guns in watertight containers and no one’d find them. No one’d know they’re there. You could even mark them with an underwater buoy, attach it to one of the pilings that’s still standing, and unless you looked straight down, and knew where to look, you’d never find them.”

“I’m not sure, Herbie, the current’s pretty swift that side of the island.”

“Mr. Hacker told me he pulled a ghost trap out of there, or he called it that, a ghost trap. But I bet it was being used to hold guns.”

“I suppose it’s worth a look. But you are staying here. I’ve just finished convincing two—” he stopped short, was a breath away from telling me whom he’d been working with, but smiled instead “—colleagues, that you’re a harmless little kid — a stupid little kid — who just happened to be with Neddie when he made his discovery. So you are staying put. Right here, my boy. Besides, your mother’s going to need you later.”

It was only with great reluctance that I had to agree. I wished him luck before he left.

I don’t get satisfaction from knowing things others don’t. I don’t enjoy the fact that I sometimes appear smarter than a good many of the adults around me. Because I do realize there are an awful lot of people smarter than me. It’s just that it sometimes happens that the adults who are supposed to know certain things too often just don’t. And I really think that if you’re part of a federal task force and your assignment is to infiltrate some Irish-American gun-running gang it might help to have more than twenty years’ experience working undercover and an Irish name.

It might just help to know the area, too, and the fact that this particular gang was merely borrowing on a history that, having proved effective in the past, was proving to be similarly so in the present. Because if Mr. Liam O’Reilly had known that seventy years ago Joe “Smiley” Corrigan, known as one of the biggest bootleggers along the whole Eastern seaboard, had smuggled liquor into the country by way of fishing boats and lobster traps, and had even set up a complex network of buoys and nets strung out across what would be in the future the entrance to the Cape Cod Canal, well then, maybe he wouldn’t have gone out that night, wouldn’t have trusted the two men who claimed to have “some information” for him. Not that he could have known what would happen to him, that he would be tied up, body weighted down, minus one arm — an arm that would subsequently be used to “insure” Gussie Murphy’s further cooperation except they put it in the wrong trap — then anchored to the bottom of a piling on a wharf most people never even knew had existed, just north of Smiley’s Island...

Alongside a cache of forty crates of guns, ammunition, and explosives, destined for Northern Ireland.

No, maybe if he’d known a few more things, Mr. O’Reilly might have changed his plans for that night. Just maybe he might have.

Roses, Rhododendrons, and Ruth

by Mike Owens

From her refuge by the compost pile, Ruth heard the mechanical screech accelerate. The living wood popped as it strained to hold its posture against the ripping steel teeth. She could almost feel the rush of the great cedar as it plunged through the air, and the shattering violence of its crash staggered her. Silence expanded to fill the vacuum created by the switched-off saws.

Ruth pushed the shovel into the soft loam and left it. She walked reluctantly around the house. The lot next door was bisected by the massive cedar. The men stood around it, silent. Then one of them said something. She saw the others smile.

She wanted to storm in among them. It was my tree! she screamed in imagined rage. Her hands hung helplessly at her sides. They wouldn’t care, those rough workmen. They would see only a trembling old woman. They would laugh. She walked back, putting the house between herself and the slaughtered tree.

On the other side of the fence, beyond the compost pile, Vera Frye peered from her curtained window. She stared at the empty sky above Ruth’s house, plump lips arranged in a prolonged pout of surprise as she waited to be noticed.

Ruth pretended she didn’t see. All these years with the tree on one side and Vera on the other. She’d sooner lose Vera.

That night Ruth dreamed of the cedar’s toppling. Safe in her bed, she could hear the sigh of the conifer’s sweep as it rode the air. It enveloped her and her gardens. Roses, rhododendrons, and Ruth, snuggled deep within the cedar’s great heart.

The cleared lot stood empty for so long that Ruth got used to it. It helped that she’d moved her kitchen table so she looked out on the back. She hadn’t had to spend the long wet winter staring at an emptied landscape.

She sat now at that table planning her gardens. The season was fast approaching in spite of the rain misting out of a grey sky. Movement caught her eye, and she looked up to see Vera approaching her back door. Hatless, as usual, and wearing that thin wool coat.

A stocky woman, covered with aggressive fat, Vera moved through the rain as though she were a ship of the line. It always amazed Ruth that one so shallow could move through life with such firm buoyancy. She got up to let her in.

“Well, they are finally going ahead,” Vera said, sweeping through the door.

“Going ahead with what?”

Vera hooked her damp coat on the peg by the door and settled herself at the table. “That vacant lot. They are going to build on it,” she said as the unpleasant smell of wet wool filled the kitchen.

Ruth put the kettle on for tea and, not for the first time, considered giving Vera her old poncho. Not for the first time, she decided against it. Vera would resent having to be grateful. Still, it would rid the kitchen of the smell of damp wool. “I wonder why they waited so long,” she said mostly to herself.

“Well! They had to wait for the wood to dry.”

Ruth sighed and turned her attention to the kettle. Vera rarely ever said anything straight out. She measured tea into the pot. “What wood?” she asked finally.

“From the tree! From that big old cedar!”

Ruth stopped dead in the process of pouring boiling water into the teapot. “Ruth?” Vera’s voice broke the spell, and she finished pouring.

“Well,” said Vera after her first sip. “It will be nice to have a decent house on that lot. It’s an eyesore as it is.”

Ruth pointed out that Vera couldn’t see the lot from her house.

“Oh, it’s you I’m thinking of, dear.” Vera’s face arranged itself along pious lines. “It’s been so awful for you with that big ugly scar right outside your window. Only your gardens left for comfort.”

Vera’s forecast proved accurate. Within the week, activity began next door. The passage of time had healed Ruth’s heart and her tree was being reassembled. It would again occupy the space next to her house.

During the construction she met the owners. “A very nice couple,” she told Vera. “The Lowells.”

By August the work was completed, and the owners moved in. All during the month they wanted to make a home out of their house, while Ruth kept an eye on them, making sure they took meals with her when it seemed the work was getting to be too much.

Then the Lowells were ready to reciprocate. “You’ll be the first,” Nancy said to Ruth. “In honor of all the help you’ve given us.”

Ruth felt such excitement as the appointed hour approached that her hands were actually trembling. She looked at herself in the mirror. Her eyes glittered. She patted her hair into place one last time.

By the time she knocked on the Lowells’ door, her heart was pounding so she could hardly breathe. She tapped twice on the wood of the door and then laid her hand gently against it. It was her tree!

The door opened, and Ruth yanked her hand from its surface. She felt for a moment that her greed must be evident, but Nancy ushered her right in. She had seen nothing.

Later, over drinks, Ruth waved her hand to include the entire house: “This is just marvelous,” she said.

Nancy was pleased. She reached to take David’s hand. “We like it, too. It’s everything we ever wanted.” They looked at each other and smiled.

They had misunderstood. Of course the house was beautiful. But it was more than that. “I’m told that all this is from one tree,” Ruth said.

“Well,” said David, “we had to stretch it some. But most of it is that old cedar.”

“We felt so guilty,” said Nancy, rearranging the appetizers to make them more accessible to Ruth. “That giant must have been standing since the beginning of time. I’m so glad we were able to use it.” She got up to look out the front window. “Your gardens are so lovely, Ruth. You must give me some pointers on landscaping this place.” She adjusted a fold in the curtain and returned to her seat beside David.

“Well,” Ruth said, replacing her glass on the little table beside her chair, “I have to thank you, and gardening tips might just be the way to do it.”

“Thank us for what?” asked Nancy.

“I’ve lived here fifty years. I’ve had that big cedar beside me all that time.” She saw David look at Nancy: he thought Ruth was going to complain. “It was there when my husband died.” She paused, remembering the rough presence of the tree during that horrible time. “I never thought that I would actually get to be inside my tree. That’s why I have to thank you.”

Nancy, relieved, turned to David. “Isn’t it lucky we felt as we did about the tree? Someone else might have just cut it into firewood.” She turned back to Ruth. “Oh, I’m so happy for you!”

Ruth didn’t hear. Her attention was fixed on the blank wall at the end of the room. Seeing her preoccupation, Nancy started to explain that they still had some way to go before they were completely finished decorating.

Ruth interrupted. “Would you excuse me for a moment?” she asked. She got to her feet, looking down at the startled couple but still seeing the empty wall in her mind. She brushed aside their questions and started for the door. “I’ll only be a minute. Just stay where you are.”

Inside her own house, she removed the framed needlepoint sampler from the wall of her living room. It would do perfectly. It was copied from an old museum piece and contained Ruth’s name as part of its design. It had taken the better part of a year to complete.

She rushed back, clutching the intricate piece of work. “Here!” she said, thrusting it at the couple. “A housewarming gift. For your wall.”

Nancy took it from Ruth’s hands. “Oh, Ruth,” she said. “It’s lovely! But it’s yours.” She looked closer at the gift. “It must have taken months to complete!”

Gratified, Ruth resumed her seat. “It did,” she said. “And it’s yours. I won’t take it back.”

Nancy held the needlework against the surface of the wall. “First thing tomorrow,” she said. “We’ll hang it, and it’ll be the focus for whatever we do to this wall.”

During dinner, Ruth learned that the Lowells had moved from an apartment in the city. “This is our first real home,” said Nancy. “The first place to have actual earth around it.” She dabbed at her mouth with her napkin. “That’s why you’ll have to teach me about gardening.”

Ruth smiled absently. She was preoccupied. She wanted to live in the cedar house.

Later, snug in bed, Ruth admonished herself for her greedy thoughts during dinner. Covet not, she thought. She drifted down into sleep while her needlepoint stood guard.

“Well, Ruth,” said Vera, snapping the flowered cloth to cover the wooden table on the deck. “How was your dinner with the new neighbors?”

Ruth opened the screen door with her elbow, juggling the silver and the plate of pastries. “It was nice,” she said putting her load in the middle of the table.

Vera went inside to get the rest of the tea things. She brought the pot and cups back with her. “They look like nice people,” she said. She filled the two cups. “And it was certainly kind of you to give them that sampler I’ve always admired so.”

Ruth sipped at the hot beverage, ignoring the arch tone. “Nervous,” she said, with the air of one who has just found the answer to a bothersome question.

“What?”

“Nancy seemed nervous.” Ruth took a bite of pastry. “She was jumpy the whole time.”

“Well, of course she was!” said Vera. “She was meeting a new neighbor.”

“No, it was more than that. She was nervous. And her husband — a traveling salesman, he said. But he doesn’t travel.”

Ruth leaned across the table the better to confide in Vera. “He’s home every night. Traveling salesmen are supposed to be gone for weeks. Isn’t that right?” She reclined in her chair, measuring the effect of her words on Vera. To her disappointment, they had little impact.

She went on, thinking out loud: “They moved here from the city. She’s nervous, and he’s not what he says he is.” She waved her cup at Vera. “Maybe they’re smugglers!”

Vera laughed. “Really, Ruth!”

“No, think about it, Vera. There’s a lot about drug smugglers in the news these days. And it’s always young people, living in city apartments or in nice neighborhoods.”

Vera, still laughing, shook her head.

Ruth snapped. “It’s a possibility, Vera. That’s all. It is something that might be true.”

Vera, realizing she might have overstepped herself, quickly agreed. “Oh yes, Ruth. I never said it wasn’t possible. I just meant that it seemed so unlikely. They are so nice looking and all.”

Satisfied, Ruth looked back at the Lowell house, thinking that if they were drug fiends they would get caught and sent to prison and she could buy the house.

She closed the door behind David’s retreating back and considered just how wrong a person could be. Nancy had been attacked, he’d said. “It’s been over a year, but she’s still jumpy about it. That’s why we moved out here.”

He asked her to keep an eye on the house. “It’s getting to be my busy season, and I’m going to be away from home a lot more. I’m really sorry to impose on you, Ruth. But I’d feel a lot better knowing that someone was sort of watching out for Nancy while I was gone.”

Of course she agreed to keep an eye on the place next door. She felt it to be the least she could do, given the uncharitable thoughts she’d had about her new neighbors. That afternoon, seeing David leave, Ruth put a note on their door inviting Nancy to dinner.

Nancy smoothed her napkin down beside her plate. “That was delicious, Ruth. Just excellent.” She sat for a minute, watching Ruth’s pleased smile. “David asked you to keep an eye on me, didn’t he?”

“I’m an old fool,” Ruth said. “Yes, David asked me. But I was supposed to be discreet about it.”

“It’s not a problem, Ruth. Truth is, after what happened, I don’t mind knowing there’s a good neighbor living next door.”

“Would it hurt to talk about it?”

“Oh, I don’t mind.” Nancy told Ruth about the attack. “The police said he must have used a tire iron. I threw my arms up to protect my head. Otherwise, I’d have been dead.” She held out her arms, showing the scars. “As it was, he broke both wrists.”

Ruth shuddered. “No wonder you wanted to get out of the city,” she said.

“David’s idea, really. I’m a city girl, born and bred. But I’m beginning to think he was right. I love the quiet, and I do feel safe.”

They sat quietly for a moment, then Ruth got up to clear the table. Nancy helped her, and while they were both in the kitchen, Ruth asked whether they had caught the man.

“No,” said Nancy. “I never saw his face. All I could give the police was a description of his clothes.” She shuddered. “He wore a cape and a wide-brimmed hat.”

Three nights later Ruth sat in her kitchen trying to catch her breath. She’d almost been caught! She shivered with fear and excitement. The rain pounded on the roof. Drops splashed from her poncho onto the floor.

She didn’t know what had waked her. The rain, perhaps. A single light was on next door. She checked the time: three in the morning. Maybe that was the source of her disquiet. David gone. Some noise from next door. Nancy in trouble perhaps.

She had pulled on her poncho and rain hat and squelched across to the sliding glass door in the back of the Lowell house. She could see Nancy sitting in the kitchen, reading.

Relieved that nothing was wrong, Ruth had tapped on the glass. Nancy, startled, looked up and screamed.

Her breathing now returned to normal, Ruth got up and looked at herself in the mirror.

I should go right back and explain, she thought, removing her wide-brimmed hat. I shouldn’t have run. Why didn’t I just stand there until Nancy could recognize me? She pulled the poncho off and shook her head: best to let it go for now. She’d have them to dinner and figure some way to explain.

Nancy’s voice shook. “It was probably nothing, but it did look similar.”

Ruth passed her the salad. “You should have called me.” With an apologetic look at David she went on. “After all, I’m supposed to be keeping an eye on you.”

“Oh, Ruth, it’s not your fault.”

“Well,” said David, “I don’t think it could possibly be the same guy.” He patted his wife’s arm. “But I’ve reported it to the police.”

“Probably nothing at all,” said Nancy.

Ruth had planned to explain, but the opportunity never came up. After all, David had told the police.

Ruth took advantage of the unseasonably warm Sunday to till some compost into her gardens. Nancy, cup of coffee in hand, came over to watch. Vera, working in her own yard, put down her rake and joined them.

“They catch that prowler yet?” she asked.

Nancy shook her head, smiling. “No. No, they haven’t.” She took a sip of coffee. “Chances are, there’s nobody to catch. Just my imagination in an empty house early in the morning.”

Vera shivered. “Well, I hope you’re right,” she said. “I don’t like the idea of somebody sneaking around this neighborhood.”

When Vera had gone back to her own yard, Nancy confided that David had bought her a gun. “Not necessary, really,” she said. “But it makes him feel better.”

“Oh my!” said Ruth, thinking it wouldn’t be a good idea for anyone to go looking into the windows of the Lowell house. “Oh my goodness!”

“Well,” said Nancy, “it does make him feel better.”

“I’m worried about her, Vera. She’s had a terrible shock.”

Vera looked up from her sewing. “I thought they were smugglers, Ruth. Why are you so concerned about dopers?”

Ruth snapped, “Nonsense! Vera, that’s just silly!” She straightened impatiently in her chair. “I’m talking about a poor, fragile girl who is in trouble, and you prattle nonsense!”

Dismayed, Vera protested, “Oh, Ruth! I’m sorry. Really I am. I didn’t mean to be insensitive.” She laid her sewing on the table. “I’m just as worried as you are, Ruth. The poor child.” She thought for a moment. “Of course, I don’t know her all that well.”

Ruth had intended to tell Vera about the gun. But it was an embarrassment, since Ruth was the cause of the weapon in the first place. It wasn’t necessary, really. The important thing was Nancy’s future wellbeing.

“We must help her, Vera.”

“Of course, Ruth. Of course.”

The unseasonable warmth had left. Cool, wet weather settled in. Ruth could feel a sore throat coming.

The place next door was empty: too early in the day for anyone to be there. Ruth made herself a cup of tea and sat in the kitchen, her housecoat wrapped tightly around her. She sipped her tea and watched the Lowell house.

She saw Nancy come home. Lights went on, cheerful against the wet gray day. As the day grew darker, more lights went on until the whole downstairs was lit. It had been that way since Nancy’s fright — it told Ruth that David was not at home.

Placing the teacup back in the saucer, she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror. Her image startled her. Her eyes glittered with fever, and the skin on her face was drawn tight to the bone.

It rained harder. She watched the lights burning steadily next door from the center of her own dark room. She pictured Nancy safe in the pooled light inside the house built from Ruth’s tree.

Her throat was getting worse, and she definitely felt feverish now. She made up a bed on the couch, near the phone. She wanted to be immediately available should Nancy need her. Sick as she was, she must keep an eye on Nancy while David was gone.

Sometime later she woke. Rain drummed on the roof. She rolled over on the couch. The lights were still on next door. She checked the time: two in the morning. The wind rattled a loose fastening.

She looked back at the house. It seemed to her that something moved in the shadows outside. She held her breath, watching. She couldn’t be sure. It might be wind. Her throat hurt. She shivered. She’d catch her death if she went out there.

She phoned Vera, who answered on the fourth ring. “I need your help,” Ruth croaked.

“Ruth? Do you know the time? Ruth!”

Ruth cut through the shrill voice. “Vera, get over here. You must help me!” She hung up, cutting off further protest.

Vera arrived, holding her coat over her head. She dropped it on the back deck before entering the house. “Ruth? Ruth, I’m here.”

“In here,” Ruth wheezed. “In the living room.”

“All right, just let me turn a light on.”

“No lights! Vera, get in here.” Vera navigated by the light from next door and found Ruth on the couch, covers bundled tightly around her chin.

“Oh, Vera,” said Ruth. “Thank God you’ve come.” She held out one hand from under the covers. Vera took it. “You are a good friend.”

“What is it?” Vera quavered, overcome by Ruth’s emotion.

Ruth nodded her head at the window. “Over there,” she said. “Something is wrong, and I’m too sick to go check. The lights are on, Vera. At this hour!” She squeezed Vera’s hand tightly. “Please, Vera. Go look, for me.”

Vera returned the squeeze. “Don’t worry, Ruth. I’m sure there’s nothing wrong.”

“You always were the strong one, Vera.” Ruth saw Vera’s breast swell; the head rode a little straighter on the neck.

“All right, Ruth.” She patted Ruth’s hand. “I’ll just pop over and take a look.”

Ruth propped herself on one elbow. “Take my poncho,” she said. “Your coat is soaked through. And take that hat on the peg.”

She heard the back door open, letting in the violent sounds of storm. “Vera?”

“Yes?”

“Knock on the glass door in back. That way Nancy can see who it is.”

“All right, Ruth.”

“Goodbye, Vera.”

“Back in a minute, Ruth.” Ruth heard the door close. The storm’s noise continued unabated. Then she realized it was her heart’s wild rhythm. She held her breath, listening for Vera’s return.

She heard a scream and shots and the sound of glass shattering.

She rolled over. “It was so noisy out there,” she muttered. “With the wind and the rain I couldn’t hear anything. I was ill.”

She snuggled deeper into the covers. Vera Frye? Good heavens! What was she doing out at that hour in that weather? She slept.

The charge was manslaughter. Surely Mrs. Frye had been the first-reported “prowler.” Old people living alone could be affected mentally, the judge decided. The sentence was suspended.

The Lowells put the house into the hands of a realtor and moved. Ruth made a deal with the same realtor and swapped the house for the place next door, pointing out that her own house with its established landscaping was by far the more attractive purchase.

She began moving in as soon as the deal was consummated (it had been accomplished without her having to see Nancy again, and Ruth was grateful, knowing the guilt Nancy would feel at having shot Ruth’s best friend).

The needlepoint occupied the living room wall. It felt right that it should still be there.

Changes

by Stephen Wasylyk

Fifteen minutes from home, the front, blowing in faster than predicted, squeezed the Cessna into an ever-narrowing space between the churning clouds and the green mountaintops. The gray opaque wall of rain hit just as Klauder skimmed the last crest and dropped into the valley, Otto’s booming voice in his earphones telling him he was cleared straight in. Fine — if he could see the runway. Sweating, he kicked rudder, fishtailing to peer through the side windows, picked up the black strip more through luck than ability, and wrestled the gust-tossed Cessna to a bouncy landing.

Helping Sal, Otto’s mechanic, tie it down in the wind-driven rain, he should have been pleased he’d escaped a hospital bed or worse, but during the entire flight from Baltimore, he’d had the feeling that this was one of those days that start out badly and continue downhill.

A highly disapproving Otto — big, crewcut, and khaki clad — tossed a towel at him when he entered the office.

“You just used up a good portion of your luck, dummy. If you don’t concentrate on getting your instrument rating, we’ll be scraping you off a mountain. Your good friend, our esteemed and respected sheriff, said to have you call as soon as you landed. If you landed.”

Klauder finished the entry in his logbook. “Meg tell you why?”

“She didn’t have to. Know a guy named Fen Dexter?”

“Only to say hello. He lives across the lake.”

“Lived. Drowned day before yesterday after you took off.”

“I doubt if she needs me for a drowning. Hand me the phone.”

Meg sounded relieved. “About time, Klauder. I could see you flying around in those clouds, all confused, not knowing exactly where you were. Sort of like your love life.”

“I’ve never been confused, either while flying or in my love life.”

“They all say that as they climb out of the wreckage,” she said smugly. “How are you fixed for time?”

“I can spare all you need. Is it about Fen Dexter? Otto told me he drowned.”

She sighed. “Dead men don’t drown, Klauder.”

The day slid down another notch.

Sheriff Meg Boniface was waiting in her new office, cream-painted walls, walnut furniture, and beige rug on the floor. She’d slimmed down since her bypass surgery. Not the only change. A bit more gray in the bobbed hair, a few more lines in the square-jawed face. But the back was still ramrod straight and the uniform crisp.

Her department had new quarters — a yellow brick, one story building on a landscaped lot — complete with the latest in high-tech electronics. Klauder had said it made him feel old, since none of it had been around when he’d been on the force in Philadelphia. Makes me feel ancient, too, Meg had said, but people are still people and a scumball is still a scumball. Until the androids start walking around, no microchip can change that.

The county commissioners had no choice. Condos being built along the lake, the ski lift doing a landslide winter business, houses sprouting in fields that had always grown corn. The sheriff’s department had to expand — and Meg could easily have budgeted for a full-time detective, but she still kept him as investigative consultant, with both well aware that since his wildfowl carvings had brought him more money than he’d ever spend, helping her out had become a hobby, his per diem contributed to the department fund.

She looked pointedly at the rain-streaked window. “You lucked out.”

“Not really. Over strange territory I’d have turned back, but I knew exactly how many mountains I had to cross.”

She half smiled. “That’s more than the rest of us can say.”

He settled in one of her guest chairs. “So tell me about Fen Dexter. All I know is he had one of the nicest houses on the lake.”

She tented her hands. “Fen was only fifty-eight, but he retired from his sales manager’s job after his wife died a couple of years ago. Had a little money, he said, and there was no point in working for himself. No children, you see. Had a little broad-beam skiff he fixed up with a canopy, a deck chair, and an electric motor, so each day he’d run out a few hundred yards, turn off the motor, rig up his tackle, settle down in the deck chair, and drink beer. Often as not, he’d fall asleep, but then he wasn’t much interested in catching fish anyway. I always felt he was just marking time until he joined his wife.”

Not too many years since he’d gone through that himself. She’d gone out of her way to bring him back. Fen hadn’t been that lucky.

“About all we’ve ever had on the lake is small outboards and sailboats, but since they built those condos at the north end, we’ve had a slew of new people with nineteen, twenty footers with big twins racing around.”

“I’ve noticed. They don’t bother me in the cove, but I’ve seen and heard them. The lake is your jurisdiction, isn’t it?”

“Yeah, we have a police boat, but we don’t run it except on summer weekends when traffic gets heavy. Anyway, day before yesterday, a couple of wiseass kids in a sport cruiser thought it would be real cool to shake Fen up, so they open it up, head for him, and turn at the last second. The big wake just rolls that skiff over, which they think is hilarious.”

“I’m sure you’ve refined their sense of humor.”

“Oh, they won’t be laughing for the rest of the summer, even though they did us a favor. No telling how long Fen might have drifted around out there with no one the wiser. Fellow named Gegenbach saw it happen, so he ran his boat over to give Fen a hand, expecting him to surface spitting and cursing a blue streak, but no Fen. He’s beginning to think Fen is trapped under the skiff when he sees the body, drags it aboard, heads for shore, and calls us, thinking that Fen had been knocked out and drowned. So did we until we noticed the hole in his chest. Blood all washed away, you see. Fen was dead when he hit the water. Until we get the autopsy results, we won’t know when he was shot and how, and maybe how he got out there with his fishing rod in hand.”

“Gegenbach see another boat near him?”

“Not until he heard the cruiser, but he wasn’t watching him. Who would? Fishing is no exciting spectator sport.”

“Dexter’s boat tell you anything?”

“Couldn’t. The slug didn’t go through, and you can’t get prints from watersoaked wood. Immersion screwed up the body temperature, so until the stomach contents are analyzed, we have no idea of when he died. We checked the house and grounds but found nothing to indicate he was killed there.”

“So we come to possible motives.”

“The man minded his own business and bothered no one, like most people.” She held up a hand. “I know. Relatives. When he heard what happened, Hank Smithfield, Fen’s attorney, called. He’s executor. A niece in Philadelphia inherits, one Christine Labeaux. I called her yesterday. She drove up. As far as she knows, she’s the only living relative. Fen was her mother’s brother, but after her mother died fifteen years ago, it became a cards-at-Christmas-relationship. He never even notified her of his wife’s death. Might turn out differently, but she looks, talks, and dresses as if she doesn’t need his money. She’s at the house now. Nice person. I asked her and Smithfield to look through his papers for a reason someone might want him dead. I’d like you to go out there with me.”

“Just need time for breakfast and to pick up my mail.”

“You’ll need more than that. Get a haircut, and go home and change into dry clothes. Close shave wouldn’t hurt, either. I know you rich folk don’t worry about appearances, but that long hair, greasy jacket, jeans, and dirty trainers — I hate those damned things — make you look like a leftover from a stranded rock group. Hardly speaks well of the dignity of my office.”

Klauder raised his eyebrows. “Since this is the first time you’ve been critical of my carefully selected leisure ensembles, I sense your concern over your image might be tied in with your perpetual matchmaking on my behalf more than the image of your office. The niece is attractive and available, isn’t she?”

“I’ll admit she’s enough to make you give up flying to Pittsburgh to visit Natalie Something, but I don’t think you can make the grade. Even with all your money.”

He grinned. “I might be lucky. She may be a fortune hunter.”

“Hey, Klauder,” she called after him. “I’m glad we didn’t have to scrape you off a mountaintop. I’d have missed going along on your practice flights. I enjoy those free air tours of the county.”

He returned wearing dirty bucks, tan chinos, a bright red polo, and a white waterproof jacket. “I hope this meets with your approval. I’d have worn my tuxedo but—”

“Shut up and get in the car,” she said. “We’re losing time.”

Her driving had always impressed him, her square hands on the wheel making her a part of the car. He’d turned the Cessna over to her one day for a few minutes. She’d handled the plane the same way; instinctively, without fumbling or hesitation. She’d make an excellent pilot, he’d told Otto. Otto grunted. Take away thirty years and she could handle an F-16.

The ice age glacier that had scooped out the lake had left the east and west sides precipitous, trees growing to the water’s edge. The shore to the north was a broad slant, less so on the south.

Flying over, he’d noticed the zigzag buildings of the condos, the boats crammed into a small marina, and the small houses farther on, planted side by side in a cleared stretch like a suburban development. What hadn’t been apparent from the air was the destruction created to place them there, as though bulldozers had run amok. Made more sombre by the rain, the damage gave him a sense of changes running out of control.

“Someone is making a lot of money at nature’s expense here,” he said. “Those houses destroy the natural watershed.”

“His name is Benson,” she said. “If the commissioners don’t clamp down on him, he’ll build solid all along the lake frontage. The fish and wildlife people are screaming. They say he’s destroying one of the major stopovers along the fly way.” She glanced at him. “Surprised you didn’t know, making a fortune carving those geese and ducks the way you do. Seems to me you’d be leading the charge to leave things alone.”

“Seems to me I should have paid more attention to the people who called me,” he said quietly, “but they do tend to be fanatic without being specific. I’m not against change, but this is stupid.” She glanced at him again. “Money talks.”

“It can also talk back.”

“That’s why I told the commissioners you’d make a helluva head for county fish and wildlife. You’ll probably hear from them next week.” She ignored his stare. “Now, I don’t want you to get your feelings hurt, but I’m taking on a detective, so you don’t have to worry about helping me. You’ve outgrown the job and can do more good elsewhere. Time to get on with it, Klauder.”

Once again, she’d blindsided him and left him speechless.

She whipped the car into a short driveway and skidded to a stop. Still dazed, he followed her to the door of the house.

Dexter, he’d heard, had designed it himself. Taking lessons from Frank Lloyd Wright’s Falling Water, no doubt. Most of the older houses, including his cabin, had been scattered in convenient natural breaks with very little cutting involved. Dexter had gone one better, blending it in, making it part of the environment; natural stone for the walls, cedar shingles for the roof. It was more than a house. It was a work of art.

So was the woman who answered the door.

Parted on the side, wavy long brown hair fell below the shoulders of the lightweight white sweater and tan gabardine jacket set off by the fitted black trousers. Her face was oval, lips full, nose straight, eyes dark brown with a hint of laughter. The clothes and the way she carried herself said Meg was probably right about her not needing money.

Natalie Something, who had leased the cabin next to his for a time but had returned to her law firm in Pittsburgh, and with whom he still maintained a relationship, was beautiful, but with a gloss Christine Labeaux didn’t have and didn’t need. Easy to see why Meg approved of her.

She frowned slightly at his name. “Klauder? Has a familiar ring to it.”

“He’s from Philadelphia,” said Meg. “Like you.”

The frown disappeared. “Of course. Not that long ago, was it? Five or six years. The detective lieutenant who took on some highly placed officials who were trying to sweep something under a rug. I don’t remember the outcome.”

“They’re still there and I’m here,” said Klauder.

“You two can reminisce on your own time,” said Meg. “Did you and Hank find anything in your uncle’s papers?”

“Let him tell you.”

Following her through the house, Klauder could only applaud the taste of Fen Dexter and his wife. Gleaming polished oak floors. Cherry furniture. Tasteful prints on the walls. This, he thought, is how it should be done.

Hank Smithfield was short, round, and partly bald. Folds of flesh over his eyes gave him a look of perpetual sadness. He looked soft. When he left a desk covered with paper to shake hands, his grip said he wasn’t. He’d probably surprised many a legal opponent.

“You’d asked us to look for someone who’d benefit from Fen’s death, Meg, other than Christine. Nothing here, but I brought the correspondence from the last six months on a matter Fen asked me to handle. I don’t believe there’s a connection, but you can make your determination.”

He handed her a manila folder that she placed on the desk and opened, Klauder looking over her shoulder. Repeated offers to buy the house on letterheads from Benson Developers, the price steadily increasing, clipped to refusals written by Smithfield.

“I called Benson himself and told him not to bother,” said Smith-field. “Fen said he’d never sell. His death is to Benson’s advantage, of course, since Christine—”

“It might not be,” she said. “I haven’t decided.”

Klauder walked to the windows. A roofed flagstone patio outside, only enough space cleared beyond to make it livable, only enough natural shrubbery removed to provide a view of the lake. Even the small boathouse of weathered wood looked as though it belonged.

“I can’t see that this house would be important enough for Benson to kill over it,” he said. “He has plenty of room without it.”

“My feeling precisely,” said Hank.

“Well, we’ll probe a little to see if there’s something we don’t know about,” said Meg. “I have to get back, but I’d like you to look around, Klauder. Hank can give you a ride back to town.”

“My pleasure,” said Hank. “I’ll be here for another hour or so.”

Klauder donned a fold-up hat he pulled out of a pocket and stepped out into the rain. Not much to find after two days and a summer deluge, so that smug grin she threw him told him she expected him to do more than look around. Always the matchmaker.

The peaked-roof boathouse was open at both ends. The slope was gentle enough so that Fen could have pulled the skiff up under it, but he’d extended it out into the water on timber pilings and run a landing down one side. As with the house, he didn’t do anything halfway.

The salvaged skiff was tied to the landing, the collapsed remains of a deck chair still screwed to the bottom. The canopy Meg had mentioned was probably at the bottom of the lake, the support brackets empty. The electric outboard had been tilted in and would never run again after its immersion at the bottom of the lake, too. More suitable for waters far more placid than the often choppy lake, the electric outboard had to have been chosen for its almost silent hum, something Klauder could appreciate. He preferred rowing to the roar of an outboard himself. A tiller along one side of the chair and controls on the other had been rigged so that Fen could maneuver in comfort.

He’d been a creative tinkerer, modifying and adapting to suit himself. Even the cables of the battery charger on the wall had been mounted on an arm that swung out over the skiff to position them directly over the battery.

Klauder turned at a small noise. Christine Labeaux, in a yellow hooded waterproof jacket, had followed him out. Run the image in a catalogue and you’d sell a million of the jackets to women who could only hope they’d look as well.

“Your uncle was a man who lived the way he wanted to live.”

“So my mother always said. He didn’t die poor, but if he’d stayed in Philadelphia with the family firm, he’d have died very wealthy. That never mattered to him. He met his wife here, she wanted to stay, and if that was what she wanted, so be it. He loved her very much.”

“The masculine version of whither thou goest, I will go—”

She smiled. “Exactly. Not too many around these days.”

Klauder squatted and looked out the open end of the boathouse to the rain-shrouded lake, seeing Fen drifting out there until the kids had flipped the skiff. He remembered taking off for Baltimore in a stiff southwest wind. That morning, the skiff would have been bobbing enough not only to throw off a long-range killing shot but one from a boat alongside. Far more likely he’d been dead when sent out there. If so, there had to be blood somewhere, but Meg said they’d found nothing in the house. Anything they’d missed outside would be washed away now.

Washed away.

He ran an index finger over the thick planks of the landing. Wet. Only to be expected in high humidity with the lake making little slapping sounds less than two feet below. But perhaps too wet. He gouged at a plank with a key. The wetness was too deep for surface moisture, too deep for planking that had baked under cover for two days in dry weather.

He pivoted slowly. Arms folded, she watched silently.

There it was. Meticulous Fen had run a water line to the boathouse, the coiled hose alongside a twelve inch shelf fastened to the wall, a knife handle projecting from a slot. No cleaning of fish in Mrs. Dexter’s nice kitchen. Fen would bring them in ready for the pan or freezer. And use that hose to wash down the shelf, planking, and skiff.

A burst of wind-driven rain suddenly drummed across the roof.

The hose could have been used to wash away any blood. By the time Meg looked, the surface would have appeared dry. And if not completely, so what? Wasn’t the lake right below?

When he stood upright, she said, “You look pleased with yourself.”

He smiled. “Remind me never to play poker with you.”

“You’ve come up with something. What is it?”

“Are you certain you didn’t shoot your uncle to inherit his house?”

“I couldn’t shoot anyone, not even my ex, although I’m sure a jealous woman or an irate husband will one of these days. Now tell me what you saw, because I’ve been looking at the same things and seen nothing.”

He explained. “I think he was killed right here. Let’s call Meg.”

They walked up the wet, grassy slope, Klauder with a comfortable feeling of having walked in the rain with her sometime, somewhere before.

“Do you intend to sell?”

“I’m not certain. My life at the moment is far from settled. Perhaps I’ll move here. I’ve been thinking I need a change.”

Thinking of Meg and her fish and wildlife commission, he said dryly, “At least you don’t have to be told. I’ll lead the parade that welcomes that decision, but if you decide to sell let me make the first offer.”

They took a few steps before she spoke. “If you like, but I warn you that I drive a hard bargain and the price may be—”

He almost chuckled aloud. Evidently Meg hadn’t gone too far in her matchmaking. “More than an employee of the sheriff’s office can afford?”

“Well—”

They reached the patio before she paused.

“Oh Lord,” she said softly. “Now I know why the name was so familiar. You’re that Klauder, too. I’ve admired your work.”

“Thank you.” He grinned down at her. “But don’t think you can boost the price. I drive a hard bargain myself.”

She smiled. “Negotiations should be very interesting.”

Hank waved him to the phone in the kitchen. “A bit more private.”

He told Meg what he thought. “If I’m right, forensic should find traces of blood on those planks.”

Her voice had an unexpected warmth. “I’m going to miss you, Klauder. Now think about this. The autopsy report says digestion had barely begun. Since the people who knew him say he usually had breakfast about seven, that would make the time of death about eight or so. And the slug that killed him was soft lead that bounced off a rib and destroyed his heart. So distorted the gun can’t be identified, but the slug weighs about eighty grains. Not your everyday type of ammo, and probably out of an older .32 caliber piece. Another interesting bit that might knock your theory in the head. The gouge on the rib shows the bullet entered on an upward path of about twenty degrees. If he’d been settled in that chair—”

He thought for a moment. “A rower faces toward the stern. With power, you face forward, which is how his chair is mounted. He’d have been tilted backward just about twenty degrees all right, but the shot would have to be fired parallel to and about thirty inches above the bottom of the boat. Can you see someone popping up over the bow and pulling the trigger?”

“Only a frogman in a movie, and he’d have used something high-tech. Look around a bit more. I’ll be out with the forensic crew.”

Hank appeared. “I’m leaving now. You ready?”

“Meg is coming back,” said Klauder.

Hank’s eyes showed interest. “Find something?”

“I hope so,” said Klauder.

Christine replaced Hank in the doorway, her faint perfume overriding the musty odor of wet foliage and the lake wafting inward.

Klauder looked around the spotless kitchen, where copper bottomed pots and pans were suspended over an island, the sink gleaming. The step-on trash container had a fresh liner.

“Checking on my neatness?” Christine’s voice was amused.

“Hoping to check on your uncle’s. You cleaned up after him?”

“Really nothing to clean. Neatness runs in the family.”

“Notice anything to indicate he might have had company for breakfast?”

“Nothing obvious, but the trash I put outside is still there.”

“It can wait. I’m going to take another look at the boathouse.”

“If you don’t mind, I’ll tag along.”

“You’ll get wet.”

She snapped her fingers at him. “Be alert, Klauder. A good detective should be looking for a motive for my interest.”

“Obvious. You intend to seduce me in the wet grass.”

“Damn,” she said. “My mother warned me detectives weren’t easy.”

He had visualized the shooting as taking place on the landing, but that twenty degree angle made a difference. Ten feet or so from shore, the landing was approximately two feet high when it crossed the edge of the water. If only Fen had been on the landing, above the shooter — he scanned the soft earth, muddy the last foot or so where the lake waters lapped. Plenty of footprints that didn’t mean a thing.

They’d have looked for a cartridge case, spewed out if an automatic instead of a revolver had been used. Perhaps there had been one, picked up by an alert shooter. He squatted by the water’s edge. If the shooter had been standing here, an automatic would kick the casing into the water. Something else for forensic to check.

The boathouse could tell him nothing more. He rose and stepped outside. At both edges of the clearing, a path led off into the woods. Common all round the lake except where the banks were too steep, worn there by neighbors, strollers, and people who fished from shore.

The purr of engines drifted down from the road. Meg here already.

Yellow-slickered, she listened, nodded, and went off to talk to the two men she’d brought with her.

When she returned, Klauder asked, “You looked into Benson’s offer?”

“Face to face. I like to see a man’s eyes when he tells me what he’s been up to. Four properties he’d like to have. The others are willing to sell. Fen wasn’t. Without him there could be no deal. Not really that important, he said. If Christine here thinks like Fen, he’ll just find another strip.”

Christine waved a hand at the path on the left of the clearing.

“Now I know why Mr. Tustin was so interested.”

“Interested? What did he say?”

“He came over yesterday to express his condolences. He said he and my uncle had been friends for years. He seems to be a nice old man, but I felt he came over more to learn if I intended to sell than to extend sympathy. It wasn’t what he said so much as how he said it. He seemed anxious to know what I was going to do.”

“He did? Benson said the others didn’t care much one way or the other. If Fen sold, so would they. If he didn’t, it was fine with them. He didn’t mention that Tustin might have felt differently.”

Meg fingered her jaw.

“When I talked to them, he and his wife said they’d heard nothing, but there was something about his wife—” She pointed at Christine. “You stay here. If my people find anything, they’ll cut a piece out of the landing to take back to the lab. I don’t want them chasing you around for permission.”

Walking through the woods in the rain was not one of Klauder’s favorite activities. Soaked to the knees, water trickling down his neck; everything gloomy; tree trunks stained dark, even the sheen gone from the silvery birches; foliage shedding water that invaded every seam.

Glimpses of the rain-stained Tustin house appearing through the trees heightened his sense of dire anticipation. Nothing like Fen’s — more typical of the others spotted around the lake. Bare-bones design, but snug and serviceable, like his cabin.

Up close, dilapidation was clear; a loose shingle projecting over the eaves breaking the pattern of the water running from the roof, window frames once painted now peeling, a patch that had once been a vegetable garden overgrown with weeds — a drab picture that heightened the sense of foreboding that had been with him since he landed.

It’s the gloomy atmosphere, he told himself — his mind conditioned by what he saw. Wouldn’t feel this way if it had been sunny. He grinned. The only sunshine he’d seen today had been Christine.

Tustin was one of those men shrunken and dehydrated by the years: shoulders hunched, cheekbones and eyes prominent, gray hair sparse, plaid shortsleeved shirt and chinos baggy on his thin frame. He stood almost defiantly behind his seated wife. Klauder noticed the occasional tremor in the liver-spotted hands on his wife’s shoulders. Parkinson’s, no doubt.

They were hardly a Jack Sprat couple — wearing a light sweater and dark slacks, his wife was as lean, but women spent their lives more conscious of appearance so the ravages of time had been tastefully veneered with cosmetics, the full head of styled gray hair probably a wig.

Meg held her soaked Stetson at her side, her voice dangerously soft. “You didn’t tell me you and Dexter had a disagreement about selling.”

Tustin’s Adam’s apple jerked as he swallowed. “You didn’t ask.”

His wife covered her face with her hands.

In a silence broken only by the whisper of the rain on the roof, Klauder looked around at a kitchen that seemed as worn as its owners.

“I’m asking now, Mr. Tustin.”

His thin, old man’s voice was almost whining. “All right. I wanted to sell. We needed the money to move to town. Nothing better than living out here when you’re young enough to get around, take care of things, but when shopping and seeing the doctor are almost more than you can handle—”

“You’re not the first elderly couple in that situation, Mr. Tustin. The others simply sell and get out. The way this county is growing, buyers are no problem. Couldn’t you do the same?”

Tustin’s hand trembled as he waved. “Look around. How much would we get the way it stands? Benson was offering almost twice as much as a private buyer. That difference meant we could live like human beings instead of scraping by.”

“Ah. And only Fen kept the deal from going through. Sounds like a good reason to shoot him.”

“You can’t prove I did that!”

Meg looked down at the Stetson, rotating it in her hands thoughtfully. “Well, now that we know where to look, maybe we will, Mr. Tustin. It would be much better for you to tell us all about it before that time comes.”

“I’ll take my chances.”

His wife shrugged his hands from her and rose abruptly. “For God’s sake, tell her! It was an accident! That damned old gun! I told you from the beginning to tell the truth. What could they have done to you? All you did was make it worse.”

Anger stiffened him for a moment before his shoulders sagged. “Why couldn’t you keep quiet? Whatever they did to me, you’d be left here alone. You know you couldn’t handle that.”

Meg’s voice held a touch of sympathy. “Mr. Tustin, you’d better have an attorney sitting beside you when you explain what happened. What did you do with the gun?”

Head down, he stared at the floor like a child being scolded.

Mrs. Tustin stepped around him, disappeared through a door, and reappeared a moment later, the corners of her mouth turned down in loathing, a small black automatic cradled in both hands before her as though she was disposing of a slimy woodland creature driven indoors by the rain.

Klauder saw the hammer pulled back and stepped forward, ice running down his spine.

Tustin’s head lifted. He whirled, bumping her elbow and tearing her hands apart.

Too far away to do anything, Klauder yelled.

The automatic spun slightly as it fell, the muzzle rotating toward them, roaring as it hit and obliterating his yell and masking the impact as it drove Meg back a step before she collapsed.

Beyond her Mrs. Tustin’s eyes rolled upward, face frozen in horror as she sank to the floor, while Tustin screamed, “That’s how! That’s how it happened to Fen!”

Klauder frantically tore open the yellow slicker, exposing the blood rapidly staining the tan uniform below the badge.

He would swear forever that he saw life linger for a second above her before it was gone, although they said she really died on the way to the hospital.

The precise time didn’t matter at all.

She’d have wanted him to see it through, so he stayed until Tustin’s statement was duly typed up and signed in the presence of his lawyer and the district attorney.

He’d gone over after breakfast to see Fen, Tustin said, taking the gun with the idea that if Fen saw how serious he was, he’d be more inclined to listen to him.

The gun served its purpose. Fen said he hadn’t realized selling to Benson was so important to him. Now that he knew, they’d work something out. Tustin was ten or fifteen feet away, the gun in his right hand. Intending to step forward and shake Fen’s hand, he began to transfer it to his left. It slipped from his shaking fingers, firing as it hit the planks of the landing. Fen collapsed, rolled, and fell into the skiff.

All he could think of, he said, was what would happen to his wife if she was all alone. He worked Fen into the chair, used the hose to wash down the landing and the skiff, and sent the skiff out into the lake with some vague idea that if he was found somewhere on the other side, no one would know where he died. That might have been so, but the battery had been only partially charged and the skiff ended in open water, fair game for the prankish teenagers in the sport cruiser. He recovered the gun from where the recoil had sent it, told his wife what happened and to say nothing when the police came around. He’d thought of throwing the gun into the lake or burying it, he said, but was afraid someone would find it and hurt himself or someone else.

Part of Tustin’s motivation had to be that with Fen dead, his problem might be solved, but he’d never admit it.

Well, his wife was definitely alone now, heavily sedated in a hospital bed. Already agonizing over her husband’s causing Fen’s death and then trying to evade responsibility, how she’d carry the additional burden of causing Meg’s was anyone’s guess. The justice system had no quarrel with her. An accident, pure and simple. She’d been cooperating when it happened.

Like Klauder, Novachek, the chief deputy, was still functioning in a fog of disbelief. Some of the deputies sat stunned and staring at blank, flickering computer screens, others doing useless things like spinning a pencil with a forefinger. The entire crew was there except for those on patrol duty. It would not do for a raucous drunk to challenge one tonight.

Seated with elbows on her desk and his head in his hands, Klauder stared at the bagged automatic, unloaded now, its clip beside it. An old gun, an import, finish dull and scratched and worn, bought long before manufacturers began to build in safety devices against accidental firing. What everyone called a bureau drawer special.

“Novachek,” he said, “could the casing in the water be thrown where it was found if the gun was fired on the landing?”

Novachek shrugged. “Who can say? The water could have rolled it around a little. Why?”

“If you’d dropped this gun and killed Fen Dexter, what would you have done with it?”

“Thrown the damned thing as far as I could out into the lake.”

“Where it could be found, like the casing. If you decided to keep it, would you have unloaded it?”

“For damned sure. What are you getting at?”

“If Meg hadn’t—” His throat tightened. “If there had been no second time, what would you have thought of Tustin’s story?”

“That he could be lying in his teeth—” Novachek passed a hand over his face. “Jeez, Klauder, what difference does it make now?”

He pushed the automatic toward Novachek with a forefinger. “Have a state police weapons expert strip it down and go over it. Tonight.”

“They won’t move that fast—”

“Yes, they will. For Meg. Call me at home with what they find.”

The rain had ended, leaving the streets glistening in the muggy warmth of a summer evening that couldn’t touch the coldness inside him. Arms folded, her face soft with sympathy, Christine was leaning against his Cherokee.

“Would a little silent company help?”

“It wouldn’t hurt,” he said.

She made coffee and then curled up on the sofa while he paced the floor of his cabin, the warmth of her presence keeping the grief from surfacing and breaking him down.

One in the morning before Novachek called. He listened. Said, “You and the D.A. can take it from here.”

And went back to pacing, his part of it done. Only the cold and numbness inside him to handle now and only one way he knew how to do that.

He was untying the Cessna in the long shadows of sunrise when Otto came out, started to say something but merely clapped him on the shoulder.

And then alone, leaving Christine standing by the Cherokee, he took the Cessna up into a cloudless, rain-washed morning, the rolling mountains brilliant shades of emerald accented by mist clinging in the narrower valleys like faults in an enormous stone; slowly climbing in a wide circle until he reached ten thousand feet.

Meg hadn’t liked it this high. Doesn’t seem real, she said.

That’s the idea, Meg. Just you and God up here. The hurt and pain left behind, and for a little time the world below can be what you’d like it to be — no stupidity, no fear, no hate, no death — and even though those spectres surround you again the moment you touch down, you’ve conquered them for a few minutes.

The county rolled by below. Her county. Not many more weeks before the green became a brilliant multicolored carpet and the ragged V formations came honking in to rest and feed on the lake and in the fields before continuing south. Some would die before hunters’ guns, but not enough to make a difference. The difference could be made only by people like Benson who would destroy their thousand-year-old resting stations with wholesale abandon to pocket a few dollars.

She’d never made rash decisions, he knew. Probably had debated with herself as to whether she needed him more than the fish and wildlife commission. The commission had won. Change was inevitable, but the way should be paved with forethought and consideration. She’d draped that responsibility around his shoulders like a mantle. She never gave someone an option when it came to doing what she felt was right. His turn had come several times before. This had been the final one.

As he turned, a cable system satellite dish atop a mountain caught the sun with a momentary flash, the bit of brightness standing out against the background. Something like what the weapons expert would have seen on the dull metal sear when he’d disassembled the automatic.

When an automatic like Tustin’s was cocked, a notch in the sear held the hammer back until released by the trigger. The hammer can be jerked out of the notch if the weapon is dropped, but that depends on how worn the notch is, how hard the weapon is jarred, and its attitude when it hits. The odds are against it, but it could happen twice in a row. Even kill twice.

But the odds against striking two people in the heart? Monumental.

He’d seen it happen to Meg, so he found it impossible to believe it had happened to Fen. The significance of that cocked automatic in Mrs. Tustin’s hands had taken time to penetrate his shocked mind. She, of course, couldn’t know how dangerous that was, but Tustin did. He couldn’t have been so stupid or upset as to knowingly leave the gun like that without a reason — perhaps to prove that the gun would fire when dropped.

The weapons expert found the sear filed down. Novachek found the file at Tustin’s house, the matching metal still embedded in the teeth. Less than a pound and a half of trigger pull instead of the normal four pounds or so. Damned gun would go off if you sneezed in the room.

All of which said Tustin had killed Fen Dexter deliberately, standing below him on the water’s edge. And then, to make his dropped gun story believable, doctored the automatic to fire easily — never considering who might be in the way when it went off.

No protection against the fools of the world, Meg liked to say.

The mist in the valleys was thinning, disappearing; antlike traffic was taking over the empty roads and highways. A new day beginning.

He trimmed the Cessna for a slow, circling descent. As much as he’d like to, he couldn’t stay up here forever, even though down there—

— down there were not only sadness and grief, but warm memories, work to be done, a life to be lived — and Christine.

He smiled and said aloud, “I think you finally made it, matchmaker.”

And would swear forever he heard, so clearly that his head swiveled to look at the empty seat beside him, that good-humored, sometimes smug, often needling, but always affectionate voice: Time to get on with it, Klauder.

What Comes Our Way

by Dan Crawford

There are nights when you don’t go out. You can tell by the signs. He comes for somebody in particular, but you don’t know who. And it may be if he doesn’t see you out he might not think of taking you. Because maybe he makes up his mind right then and there who goes and who doesn’t. So you don’t go out. Only sometimes you’ve got to.

Yes, the Death Coach rides in our county. I see you smile. No, I don’t think you’re laughing at me. You didn’t smile that kind of smile. You just think it’s quaint, an old kind of superstition that we back in the country still have a mind to.

But let me tell you, there’s many an old woman, and old man too, will tell you they don’t believe any such thing, and at night she dreams of the Death Coach coming to the door by night and going away empty. And maybe there’s a last dream that ends different. Only nobody ever tells that dream because it is the last one.

So you don’t go out when you hear the owl screech just at sunset, and the cats yowl to go out the same time the dogs whine to come in. Because they know, and if you can read the signs, you’ll know, too. There’s a lot to the clouds, and a color in the sunset, that lets you know the great coach is coming by night, coming for the soul of one or another, with fear shooting out the black eyes in the skull of the coachman.

I’ve heard stories about folks getting away from the Death Coach, but I expect those are just stories. You can’t really hide from death, I guess, any more than you can hide from trouble. They both know where they’re meant to go, and you just have to take what comes your way.

It was some years back that trouble came our way: lots of trouble, all together. The spring was so wet that most folks couldn’t get anything planted until June, and the summer was so dry that it didn’t matter that they did get it planted. Milton was working the farm part of the time and going into town to handle the accounts for Hughes’ Grocery. After a while, though, Hughes couldn’t pay him any more, because though there was plenty to write down in the accounts, none of it was about money coming in.

So he kind of slouched around the farm, maybe fixing a fence once in a while, or making a new scarecrow to scare off crows that had more sense than to come around where there wasn’t anything for them anyhow. And some days he’d get tired of pretending to work, and he’d say to me, “Keshleen, a man can’t sit around and just watch his life dry up out there. He’s likely to go out and do something desperate.”

I knew what he meant, and I never blamed him for a second. I’d just tell him how it would make all the difference to Robynn, who everybody knew was the smartest little girl in the state. How she worked so hard on all her schoolwork and was going to be somebody someday, but not if everybody knew her dad had done... whatever it was he was planning to do.

His eyes would kind of pinch up at the sides, and if Robynn was around I’d point to her, and if she wasn’t, I’d go get that Sunday school picture of her. And he’d look at that face, and then he’d sigh. “I guess, Keshleen, that we’ll just take what comes our way.”

Things came our way. There was a man came through, offered to buy the place, and even gave us a down payment. But that was all the money we ever saw from him because he was in bankruptcy a week later. We got free groceries now and again because Hughes would call on Milton and have him straighten out the books about once a month. But then Hughes went bankrupt and the store went to some man who didn’t know Milton at all.

There was a little crop. I put up what I could, but there was a big storm in November knocked down a tree. It missed the house, thanks be, but it did knock the porch to pieces, and sent floorboards down into the cellar. We lost a dozen jars of tomatoes and three of peaches. That was the first storm of the season, and there were plenty. Freezing rain and ice: there were days in a row when nobody could get around. Robynn was studying hard for her first spelling bee; she was just old enough to be in the youngest level. But they had to cancel four times because of the weather. That’s hard on somebody so young. I had to tell her, “It’s rough, honey, but we have to take what comes our way.”

Then it snowed, a deeper snow than anyone had seen in the county in years. There was nothing else to do, especially, that day, so Milton and Robynn and I went out with an old box from the shed and used it like a sled all around the place. Robynn hated to come in at all, and I couldn’t see much to go in for at that: mighty little warmth and less food.

But Milton was getting worn out. Lean as the holidays were, they were still holidays, and we had things to do. After Robynn went off to bed, we trimmed the tree. There wasn’t much in the way of presents. Milton had carved her an animal that was sort of a duck if you squinted a little. He never had any hand for that work. I’d scraped up some flour and raisins to make a kind of cookie. Those cookies weren’t much to look at either, now that I think about it. But at least there were plenty of them.

“I’ll just peek in and see if she’s been peeking out,” I told Milton when he sat down to try to heat his hands against the little smoke in the fireplace. I stepped on over to her room.

She wasn’t there.

I closed the door and went around to the back room where Milton had nailed up boards and tarpaper to cover the holes the porch had made when it fell in. The coat pegs were there. Robynn’s coat wasn’t. Her boots and that old box were gone, too. While the grownups were busy, she’d slipped out to go sliding some more.

“Milton,” I said quietly, like I didn’t want to wake up our girl. “Milton, I see where some branches have blown up against the shed. I’ll just fetch them in, and we can have a good fire tomorrow.”

He only nodded. He was worn out after a long day chasing around in the snow and no supper. I didn’t believe I’d bother him with this at all.

I almost didn’t go myself. I stepped out the back, and I could see by the moon and the clouds what kind of a night this was going to be. The wind, too: it was the very whistle of the Death Coach wheels. But I looked around and said to myself, how’s the Death Coach going to get through all this snow, I’d like to know? The coachman’s after someone in town, I have no doubt, and he won’t be out this way until spring.

I could see her fresh tracks, and I followed those, saying to myself some things I was going to say to Robynn when I found her. Now and then I saw long drags where she’d been doing some sliding, and I wondered how long she’d been out. I walked faster. The wind was whipping the trees around, and she’d had that old winter coat three years now. It needed patching where some old patches had come off and I’d never got around to it.

The shadows were looking red as I went along, and the icicles like blood dripping off the big limbs of the trees. And there was this crow calling, loud and late. I knew what that was a sign of, and what I was saying now wasn’t to Robynn but about Robynn. I was telling the Dear Lord I was ready to take what came my way, but oh Lord, if it didn’t come, who’d be hurt?

I got to the windbreak, where there was branches down and the snow was patchier. The dark patches all around me, I nearly walked right past. She’d curled up to rest and gone right to sleep. I scooped her up and went running for the house. She was cold, but she moved a little, so I knew I wasn’t late yet.

It was a long way to run, and I’d already walked it once. My feet seemed to stick in things under the snow, and catch under every branch. I didn’t drop Robynn, but it was mighty slow getting up. It didn’t hurt my feet, either; I figured they’d frozen up already. I could take that. It meant I could run faster.

But I wasn’t faster than the sound I heard. I looked back at it and saw this big shadow coming at us from out of the shadows of the windbreak, gliding along over the snow. A sleigh, of course: stupid me, to think a little snow would stop Death.

That was no civilized sleigh at all. It glowed cold, and the sound I’d heard was a clink of bones. I thought I saw skeletons dancing over the heads of the horses, grinning to be catching up to us.

I moved faster, but not that much faster. The sleigh was up to us and this big deep voice calls out, “Keshleen! Robynn!”

There was only one person in that county who would have a sleigh and know my name. If it hadn’t been for that, I still would have known by his voice that he was no mortal man.

When he calls your name, you’ve got to go. “I can take what comes my way,” I said, “but let my Robynn go. She’s been working so long on her spelling, and she deserves that gold medal.”

He laughed, and he put down these arms I could never break free of. “I have found you both,” he said, “so tonight you ride with me!” His voice bounced across the fields and it was like he shook the snow off all the trees because the world went white before me. Then I could see he’d pulled up in front of the house.

“Haven’t you got enough?” I said to him. “Do you have to take Milton as well?”

That laugh again, only this time the arms were setting me down out of the sleigh. “I do not take, good Keshleen! That has never been my profession!”

I looked up into that face for the first time. And I figured out that there was never any clink of bones, or grinning skeletons. I knew what they’d really been, just as I could see what I’d been thinking was a skull was a pure white beard.

“Surely,” I said, “you could take some milk and cookies while you fill the stockings.”

“Good Keshleen,” he said, stepping down. “In that case, I believe I can take what comes my way.”

A Policy for Murder

by Dick Stodghill

After a busy morning on the police beat and a greasy sandwich at the Buckeye Lunch, I was watching the passing parade on Main Street when a dandy straight from the pages of Esquire came sauntering by. His gray borsalino was set at a rakish tilt, the shine on his Florsheim wing-tips dazzled the eyes. A red carnation graced the lapel of his blue serge suit, and his neatly trimmed mustache would have looked at home on the upper lip of actor William Powell.

A dude of the first order, a type rarely encountered in the stout and hardy Industrial Valley. With studied casualness he flipped his cigarette toward the curb and turned in at the Mayflower, Akron’s finest hotel.

Sartorially speaking, the man was everything I was not. Sometime soon I would have to visit a shoeshine stand, then have my pants pressed. In truth they were more in need of cleaning than a hot iron, thanks to the snow and slush of an uncommonly cold December. Now with the temperature up to forty it seemed springlike until the jingling of a Salvation Army bell in front of Polsky’s department store served as a reminder that winter was in its infancy.

I forgot the weather and the dapper stranger when Jack Eddy came bounding across State Street against the light. After sidestepping one car and deftly dodging another, he gave a one-finger salute to the driver of a boxy relic from the 1920’s when its horn blared “guh-doo-gah.”

As he hurried past I called, “Hey, fella, gotta match?”

He didn’t break stride or even glance my way. I swung into step beside him and said, “Where’s the fire?”

“Robbery at a jewelry store, buddy. Just came over the teletype from the JPA.”

Jack Eddy, an assistant manager at the Akron branch of Wellington’s National Detective Agency that winter of 1937-38, had told me months earlier that the agency was on contract with the Jewelers Protective Association to investigate all jewel robberies in the country. Even the G-men consulted Wellington’s extensive files on jewel thieves.

“You’re late,” I said. “The cops beat you by a few hours.” I mimicked the downtown newsboys: “R-e-e-ad all about it in the Times-Press.” Then normally again: “My story’s in the first edition.”

“No need to read about it, friend. The JPA report was all I needed to know it’s another Anderson Spangler job.”

“Anderson Spangler? Sounds like a stockbroker or vice-president at Firestone, not an outlaw.”

“Don’t let the monicker fool you, buddy. Spangler’s the sharpest case man in the country. He knows a good stone from a bad one, but that’s only the half of it. What sets him apart is his ability to judge distance down to the fraction of an inch. When it comes to working through an alarm system network, nobody can touch him.” He took a photo from a jacket pocket and handed it to me. “That’s the bugger.”

I glanced at the picture, then pulled up short. “Hold on, Jack, you’re headed the wrong way. I saw this guy go into the Mayflower not five minutes ago.”

“Not a chance, sport. Spangler never shows his face within a hundred miles of a job once it’s set up. And always has a few unimpeachable witnesses to back up his alibi.”

“Don’t tell me, Jack. That’s the guy as sure as you’re born.”

He saw I was serious. For a long moment he stood tugging on an ear, then started back toward the hotel. “Won’t hurt to check, I guess, but I still say you’re whistling Dixie.”

Jack Eddy came to a halt just inside the door. Anderson Spangler was seated in a lobby armchair reading an early edition of the Beacon Journal, the other paper in town. After pushing his workaday black fedora far back on his head Jack murmured, “If I wasn’t seeing it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t believe it.” He gave me a light poke on the arm. “I owe you one, buddy.”

Jack straightened his hat and adjusted his necktie before walking over to where the out-of-town dandy was seated. Sensing his presence, Spangler glanced up from his paper, did a doubletake, then sprang up from the overstuffed chair, right hand extended, a big smile on his face. “Jack Eddy! What brings you to this burg, my friend?”

“I’ve been here since last spring, Andy, and I’ll bet you’ve known that all along.”

A pained expression came over Spangler’s face. “Now, Jack, you know I don’t like being called Andy. Are you saying you’re not in Indianapolis any more? But you’re still with Wellington’s, of course?”

“Come off it, Andy. You know I wouldn’t leave the agency, and you probably knew I was being transferred before I got the word myself.”

“Jack, Jack, Jack. You give me far too much credit, but then you always have.”

“The man isn’t alive who could give you too much credit, pal. But what’s with you these days, staying in town while a job’s being pulled?”

“A job? You’ve lost me, Jack.”

Their thrust-and-parry word game continued awhile before Jack got around to introducing me to Spangler. We sized each other up while shaking hands. There was something in his pale gray eyes that told me he wasn’t just another man with the taste and money for fancy clothes. Smooth as silk on the outside, hard as nails underneath. Again William Powell came to mind, this time playing the role of Nick Charles in The Thin Man.

I tagged along when Jack Eddy set out again for the jewelry store. When Jack flashed Spangler’s photo, the employees recognized him immediately. He had been in several times and a few days earlier had purchased an expensive diamond stickpin.

The thieves had bypassed one display case completely, taken only a few items from another, several more from a third. It was no smash-and-grab job.

With the help of an alarm system schematic given him by the manager, Jack showed me things I had missed on my earlier visit. He pointed out how carefully the holes had been cut in the glass of each showcase, coming close to and yet missing the all-but-invisible wires that would have triggered an alarm. And how in getting to the cases the thieves had worked their way through a maze of wiring concealed under a blue carpet that had since been rolled back.

Even more impressive was the hole bored in the wall from the store next door. The thieves had entered a rear door of the adjacent room, first disabling a simple alarm. Once inside they had gone to work on a wall that to me appeared much like any other. In reality it was laced with wires that looked a lot like strips of narrow electrical tape. The hole, about twenty inches square, was in the one wire-free place at a convenient height for squeezing through. Anywhere else, or an inch the wrong way in any direction, and a squad of policemen would have awaited them in the jewelry store. One thing was obvious: all fat men could be crossed off the list of suspects.

“Does Spangler have X-ray eyes or what?” I asked. “How could he do it?”

“Maybe with a copy of this,” said Jack, drumming a finger on the schematic. “Maybe not. I don’t know how the guy works but I’d give my right arm to learn his secret.”

I went back to the showcases. “It gets me how little they took. Once you’re inside a place, why not just load up with all you can carry away?”

“Because Spangler doesn’t do business with any ten-cents-on-the-dollar fence. If that were the case, buddy, we’d have nailed him and his boys long ago. He’s interested only in the best stones, ones that can be re-cut or reset without being identifiable. He’d ignore the Hope diamond unless he was certain it could be reworked in a way that no one would be the wiser.”

“No more than they took, is it worth all the trouble?”

Jack gave a tense laugh. “Believe me, friend, it is. But it takes a certain type of man, not your everyday thief. Fortunately Spangler is the only one of them around right now. And you can bet he was choosy in picking his crewmen and didn’t leave anything to chance in training them.”

“If Spangler’s as good as you say, how did you find out he even exists?”

“He made a mistake on his first job a dozen years ago in Indianapolis. He was sixteen at the time.”

“Kind of young for a master criminal, isn’t it?”

“Spangler was born with more know-how than most thieves acquire in a lifetime. He had it all figured out by his junior year at Shortridge High.”

“So what was that one mistake?”

“Took more than he should have, then went to a ten-cents-on-the-dollar fence. Live and learn, buddy.”

After supper at the boardinghouse on Dudley Street that was home to both of us, Jack Eddy crossed the hall from his room and rapped on the door of mine. He shook his head when I said, “Getting anywhere on the jewel robbery?”

I was spiffing up for a date with Sue Baney. Jack sat on the edge of the bed and watched as I knotted my necktie. The tail was too long so I had to undo it and start over. Jack laughed when a third attempt proved necessary. He said, “I can’t figure it out, friend.”

“I’ve been trying to use the crease from the last time as a guide but it won’t come out right.”

“I’m not talking about that remnant from a horse blanket you call a necktie. Anderson Spangler, I can’t figure why he stayed in town while his crew pulled the heist. By the way, at the time he was in an all-night poker game at the Portage Hotel with a real estate broker, a city councilman, and a bigshot at General Tire. His hanging around doesn’t add up unless he picked a store in Akron just to get my goat.”

“That would be a sap’s play, Jack. You’re flattering yourself thinking it’s a personal thing between the two of you. In a risky situation there’s only one thing that would make a man step out of character and that’s a woman.”

He was shaking his head. “What makes this different is that I’ve been on Spangler’s tail for years.”

“And he always stuck to his routine. Why change now?”

Lost in thought, Jack didn’t reply. When I was ready to leave, he got up, grinning, and gave me a one-knuckle punch on the arm, the kind that stings like a shot from a dull needle. “Maybe I’m slipping, buddy. I’ve got an operative on him at the Mayflower, so we should know before long if you’re right about its being a dame. If you are, lunch is on me tomorrow.”

I was so confident I could already taste the spaghetti at the Walsh Brothers’ place downtown.

It had been a great evening until we stopped for sodas at Kesselring’s far out on Triplett Boulevard near the airport. When we went outside again, my ’32 Chevy wouldn’t start. There was nothing to do but call a cab, drop Sue Baney at her apartment, and continue home.

While paying the cabbie I saw Jack Eddy peering out the oval window of the front door. “Now what?” he said, smirking. “Don’t tell me, let me guess. Your clunker gasped its last breath, and you were somewhere on the outskirts of town at the time, right?”

“And you find that amusing, do you?”

“Buddy, I’ve been telling you for months to junk that rust bucket. Now maybe you’ll listen.”

He led the way to the parlor where at first glance pudgy Mabel Klosterman, the only one who hadn’t gone up to bed, appeared to be reading The Ladies’ Home Journal. Behind it I saw she was holding Jack Woodford’s latest sexy novel. The excitement of it was making her squirm around on her chair.

Jack handed me the back section of the Times-Press, then turned to the used car ads in the Beacon Journal. I didn’t find much of interest but looked up when he began chuckling. “Here’s one for you. A 1931 Essex, thirty-nine bucks.”

“Very funny. Not much available in my price range.”

“In your price range you should be looking under bicycles.”

“You’re a riot tonight, Jack. A real riot.” After scanning a few more ads I tossed the paper aside. “Did you hear from the man keeping an eye on Spangler?”

“Yeah, and for once you were on the beam. He went stepping out with a broad, a cute piece of fluff according to the op. They were back at the hotel dancing when I hung up the phone about the time your cab pulled up out front.”

The telephone was in the hallway near the front door, which explained why he was standing there as if he were the housemother awaiting my arrival. Oh well, I told myself, the evening wasn’t a complete washout. I might not have transportation in the morning, but I’d have spaghetti for lunch.

A wrecker had towed my car to City Chevrolet, a large dealership on Market Street a few blocks east of downtown. After work I braved a biting west wind and walked there to see how things stood. A mechanic had already given it a quick look, so I said, “Whaddya think, can it be fixed?”

He gave me a baleful stare. “Anything can be fixed, ace, but if this was a horse I’d shoot it.”

The estimate was eighteen dollars to get the weary old buggy running again. For seventy-five they could put it in halfway decent shape, but no promises would come with the job.

I went outside and wandered around among the used cars, ducking behind one whenever a salesman came into view. A 1936 Ford Tudor looked good but was a little steep at three fifty-nine. I admired a nifty ’35 Terraplane priced at two seventy-nine, then stopped for a while at a ’32 Chevy deluxe coach much like my own car. Instead of being gray with the paint worn down to the primer, this one was a sparkling ebony black. At a hundred seventy-nine dollars the price seemed right.

Uncertain about what to do, I walked back to Main Street, hoping to bum a ride home with Jack Eddy. What little was left of the afternoon was ominously dark even for December. Headlights were coming on, lights from store windows cast oblong patterns on the sidewalk. Snow began falling before I reached the shelter of the Metropolitan Building.

While Jack wound up his day reading reports filed by Wellington operatives, I relaxed in a comer of his private office. We both looked up when the woman who doubled as receptionist and secretary cleared her throat at the doorway. “A Mr. Anderson Spangler is here to see you, Mr. Eddy.”

I laid aside the Wellington magazine, a house organ printed on slick paper and distributed to the thirty-three agency offices around the country. A soldier on horseback adorned the cover. Above him in old English type was a motto: WELLINGTON’S — WHERE WRONG-DOING MEETS ITS WATERLOO. Despite that affront to the senses, the stories inside were interesting. The latest issue contained a piece I had done on a Jack Eddy caper along with the usual fare on modem crime-fighting techniques, accounts of recent events, and adventure tales of Wellington agents pursuing Black Bart, the James gang, and other desperados in the Old West.

“Think he’s come to confess?” I said jokingly.

“Sure, buddy. And that was a pig that just flew past the window.”

Spangler walked briskly into the room, hat in hand like one businessman calling on another. Same business, different approach. Jack motioned him to a chair. “What’s on your mind, Andy?”

Spangler winced but allowed Jack’s deliberate use of the nickname to pass without comment. After a period of silently eyeing each other Jack said, “Rather talk in private?”

With a laconic smile Spangler looked toward my corner of the room. “Not unless your friend writes up the stories he hears in your office.” I stole a glance at the magazine I had just laid aside.

“Okay, so spill it.”

For a moment Spangler toyed with his pencil mustache. “There’s a girl I met here in Akron, Jack. She’s in a spot of trouble, and I’d like you to see if you can get her out of it.”

“Forget it, Andy. The agency isn’t taking you on as a client.”

“Not me, Jack, Beverly Keeler. She’s a sweet kid, you’ll see, and innocent as a newborn babe. She’s got money to cover your fee, so I’ll be completely out of the picture. That’s straight, word of honor.”

Rather than laughing, Jack tilted back in his chair and ran slim fingers through sandy brown hair that at twenty-six was already growing thin on top. Its sparseness went well with his angular features. When he leaned forward again, his elbows were on the desk, chin resting on folded hands. “Okay, shoot. But no guarantees, understand?”

“Sure, Jack, I know how it goes. It’s like this. A while back Bev worked for a lawyer, a Stefan Damokura. Legal secretary, girl of all trades, know what I mean? So twenty grand that was supposed to have been in an escrow account at the bank disappears, and he accuses Bev. Now I ask you, Jack, would anybody pull a stunt like that, then stick around waiting to be collared?

“Anyway, the only other person in the office was a kid fresh out of law school just learning the racket. Now he’s the key witness, the one who makes it something more than Damokura’s word against Bev’s. Even that way the court would probably believe the lawyer, but this kid Kenneth DeRidder wraps it up like a Hershey’s kiss.”

Jack took a crooked cigarette from a crumpled pack of Pall Malls, checked to see it wasn’t broken, then lit it and blew a perfect smoke ring. “So what makes you think I could do anything to help her? What’ve you got in mind, Andy?”

“Nothing, Jack, and that’s the truth, so help me. It’s out of my line, but I figure if anyone can get to the bottom of things it’s you. So will you talk to her?”

Jack wasn’t quick with a reply, so Spangler said, “Look, what’s to lose? Have her come in, and if you buy what she says, see what you can do. If you don’t, toss her out the door. But that won’t happen, take my word for it.”

Jack Eddy hesitated a moment longer before giving a shrug of acceptance. “Maybe I’m nuts, but okay, send her in. One thing, if I do take the case, the first time I even suspect you’re entering into it someway I’ll go to the judge and lay the whole thing out for him. Got that, Andy?”

Spangler arose, a wry smile on his face. “If I didn’t figure that’s the way you’d play it, Jack, I’d be talking to somebody else. A fair shake for the kid, that’s all I want.”

When he was gone Jack sat tapping a pencil against his desk for a minute or so, then turned to me. “Whaddya think, buddy?”

“I think you said one thing that makes sense.”

“What was that?”

“Maybe you’re nuts.”

Everyone offered conflicting advice about my car. The most succinct came from my boss, city editor Ben Goldsmith: “Get the old jalopy fixed, Geary, and now! I can’t have my police reporter riding around town on buses.”

Before dinner at the boardinghouse I discussed the situation with Mr. Reimer, the retired druggist. “Be very cautious, Abraham,” he said. “We’re in a recession, you know, and a great many economists think it will get worse in the months ahead.”

That sort of talk always made me wonder when the Depression had ended and the recession had begun. The difference escaped me, as it did the laid-off rubberworkers who gathered in small groups on Akron street corners and discussed matters beyond the ken of any economist in a warm and cosy office. It wasn’t as bad as 1932, but that oft-mentioned corner that prosperity was just around had proved to be a long one.

Kitty Bauer, the vivacious daughter of the landlord, came flouncing into the parlor. “Are you still talking about cars?” she said. “For heaven’s sake, Bram, buy a new one. Something ritzy to impress Sue Baney.”

Her father, who so far had escaped the latest round of layoffs at Goodyear, looked up from his newspaper. “Humph! That boy has as much business buyin’ a new car as I have buyin’ a house out on West Hill so I can hobnob with the Firestones and the Seiberlings.” He shifted his frown to me. “Act like you got some sense, young fella, and get yourself a nice Ford about two or maybe three years old.”

Bus Bauer drove a twelve-year-old Oakland but swore by anything Henry Ford produced. It was hard to figure; Bus was a diehard union man and Henry wasn’t known as a booster of collective bargaining.

Thoughts of cars were forgotten when Mrs. Bauer called, “Supper’s on the table!” We were no more than seated in the dining room when the phone rang. Bus Bauer mumbled an oath while getting up to answer it, returned quickly, and without any pretense of patience said, “Might’ve known it’d be for Jack Eddy. Sounds like your office again. After this you can answer the damn thing yourself.”

Jack winked at me while pushing back from the table. He did it again when he got back, this time at Kitty. When the platter of beef and noodles was empty and we’d polished off a bowl of custard, he took me aside. “Beverly Keeler’s at the agency waiting to see me. Want to ride along?”

Without a car I had nothing better to do. I shot the breeze in the outer office with Cal Andres, the op pulling night desk duty, while Jack talked to his prospective client.

When they came out together after half an hour, I blinked a couple of times and sat gaping. Beverly Keeler was a knockout. About five two, Sue Baney’s size, but slimmer. Her hair was a darker shade of brown than Jack’s, and her hazel eyes flecked with green were the warmest I had ever seen. Her shy little smile would have melted any man’s heart.

I couldn’t take my eyes off her while Jack was introducing us and saying something about going around the corner for coffee. Only when he said, “I’ll finish the paperwork and catch up with you in a few minutes,” did I realize he meant for me to escort Beverly on my own.

There were scattered patches of ice on the sidewalk, and her high heels weren’t meant for it. We had taken only a few steps when she slipped and I grabbed her around the waist to keep her from falling. After that she kept her arm linked in mine until we reached the New Deal Lunch on the southwest corner of Market and High.

When we were seated across from each other, I said, “So Jack’s taking on your case?”

“Do you know about it?”

“A little. I was there when Spangler talked to him this afternoon. Is this Damokura pulling a frameup?”

“I guess so. It was such a surprise... well, it hit me so hard I haven’t known what to think. Anders says Mr. Eddy is the best in the business. Is that true?”

“The best I’ve run across. If anybody can help you, he’s the one. You call Spangler Anders, do you?”

“All his friends call him Anders.”

“Know what line of work he’s in?”

“He’s a retail consultant.”

I choked on my coffee, but it wasn’t my place to set her straight. It was a good ruse for someone in need of explaining a job without regular hours that still managed to provide a bulging wallet. You might say Spangler showed jewelry stores how to move their best merchandise overnight.

Jack Eddy arrived sooner than I’d hoped. After that he did the talking. When called for, Bev supplied answers. Every so often she’d glance my way, smiling a little but not flirting. She was just being kind, seeing I was smitten. Anyone could have seen it. If Sue Baney had been there, I’d have had ten years of explaining ahead of me.

Jack, ignoring my loud yawn and weary sigh, drove south on Brown Street rather than heading home. Kenneth DeRidder’s small apartment was above a corner store. He admitted us reluctantly. Law books and legal pads covered with scribbling lay on an old library table that occupied most of the living room.

Horn-rimmed glasses enhanced DeRidder’s studious appearance. His hair was tousled; he had a prominent Adam’s apple and dark circles under his eyes. His necktie was still in place but loosened. The ambitious type, I surmised, who worked day and night. A more refined version of Jack Eddy.

Jack didn’t waste time on social amenities. “I think your boss set Beverly Keeler up for a hard fall.”

DeRidder raised a skeptical eyebrow. “Steve? Why would he do that?”

“For the money, why else? I don’t know the details yet, but I’m digging them out. In the meantime, if you’re smart, you’ll do some checking on your own. How will it look if you testify against her and it turns out she was framed? Think anyone’ll believe you weren’t in on it?”

DeRidder tossed his pencil aside, shaking his head. “I can’t go along with you. It’s pure speculation on your part, and you’re hardly an impartial party.” He spoke with conviction but didn’t appear all that sure of himself.

“Think about it, sport,” said Jack. “If I’m right and you’re wrong, it’ll make a lousy start for your career. Better do a little nosing around down at the office before you get on a witness stand.”

DeRidder’s expression led me to believe he would give serious thought to the advice.

Shortly after first edition deadline Jack Eddy came striding into the city room. After greeting the bigshots, taking particular care to cosy up to Ben Goldsmith, he settled on a corner of my desk and said, “Damokura plays the ponies in a big way, buddy. What does that tell you about the twenty grand missing from that escrow account?”

“Not much. Plenty of people bet the horses without dipping into someone else’s money.”

He laughed scoffingly. “You’d follow it up, friend. You know you would. I’ve got an appointment to see him in fifteen minutes, and I want you along.”

“Oh swell, Jack. This is going to be another of those confrontations, isn’t it? The kind where you go into your Jimmy Cagney act and start off by calling the other guy a dirty rat.”

He gestured noncommittally. “I can be nice as the next guy, buddy, when it seems like a smart move.”

True, I had seen him play at being subtle. His stock in trade, though, was shaking a man out of his routine, stripping him of his security, then watching to see what he did. Jack Eddy thrived on unpleasant encounters. I didn’t. Still, it would be interesting to observe Damokura’s reaction, so I followed him out the door. As usual I was ready to play the foil for Jack in hopes it would lead to a story.

No one would have mistaken Stefan Damokura’s office in the Delaware Building on South Main for one of Akron’s leading law firms. No walnut paneling, no thick carpet, no soft lights, no cute receptionist. Two scuffed wooden desks, neither occupied at the moment, were crowded into an outer room. The door to Damokura’s slightly larger space was ajar.

He looked up but didn’t stand. “C’mon back,” he called, then motioned us to cane-bottomed chairs that had started life in someone’s dining room.

I had seen Damokura around City Hall and the Summit County Courthouse. He was the sort of lawyer who always seemed to have a scruffy character in tow and talked boisterously to make sure no one missed seeing him. He looked about forty but could have been younger. It was hard to judge because of the flab and heavy jowls that go with starchy meals and too many hours on a barstool. His complexion was pasty, his black hair as greasy as an empty plate after a burger and fries at Ptomaine Tommie’s.

“You’re Eddy, right?” he said to Jack. “What’s the newsie doing here?” Apparently he had seen me around, too.

“Any objection?” said Jack. “Haven’t got anything to hide, have you?”

“That’s not the point. I don’t talk for publication.”

Jack feigned surprise. “Is that right? You could have fooled me, pal. Back at the agency I’ve got a stack of clippings where you had plenty to say. Most of it about Beverly Keeler forgetting to go to the bank with twenty thousand bucks.”

Damokura gestured deprecatingly. “The dame stole me blind.”

“Funny thing about those clippings, there wasn’t a word about the streak of bad luck you’ve had with the ponies.”

“Now just a minute. If you think—”

“No, sport, you’ve got it wrong. You’re the one who needs to do the thinking. I talked to your boy DeRidder, the naive kid you bluffed into believing Keeler did all your banking. Pretty clever the way you had her running down there every day with some piddling amount to deposit.”

“You know a better way? Stick it in a desk drawer, maybe?”

“You were setting her up, Damokura. An hour later you were probably drawing the dough out again. Now you’re counting on the kid backing up your story in court. Being a shyster yourself, you should know her lawyer will rip him to pieces on the stand. Sure, he saw her make all those trips to the bank, but I’ll bet he won’t testify he specifically recalls that twenty grand going along with her on one of them.”

“That’s slander, Eddy. And if your boy here prints a word of it, it’s libel. If you think I’m sitting still while some two-bit private dick casts aspersions—”

Jack’s laughter cut him short. “Knock it off with the hard-guy routine. You think I don’t know how much you’ve lost at the track? Or that I’m dumb enough to believe this hole-in-the-wall operation rakes in enough to cover it? Without the kid playing stooge for you, it’s going to be an interesting day in court.”

Jack had gotten up while he was talking. “C’mon, Bram, let’s get outa here. This setup smells so bad I need a little fresh air.”

Damokura was on his feet, too. “The Wellington Agency will be hearing from me,” he said, but it was all bluster. There was fear in his eyes, not indignation.

When we were in the corridor waiting for the elevator, I said, “One of these days you’re going to use that routine on the wrong person.”

Jack was grinning. “I pick my times, buddy. Damokura’s shaking in his shoes, and you know it. For the rest of the day Cliff Austin and Cal Andres will stick to him like flypaper. Maybe we’ll find out who he pals around with.”

“You’ve got solid information that Damokura was a big loser on the horses?”

“Enough to get started on. I’ve got a man digging up the details, and what I want you to do is talk to your friend Ruscinski, see if he can tell you anything.”

“Look, Jack, I’m not one of your ops. The last time I saw Dan Ruscinski I could tell he’s getting sick of my face.”

Jack laughed again and went into a boxer’s crouch, feinting and then punching me just above the belt buckle. A little harder than necessary, I thought. “Come on, buddy,” he said. “A face like yours, who could get sick of it? I noticed Beverly Keeler didn’t last night.”

I hated it when he said things that made me blush.

Dan Ruscinski had been a classmate of mine at old Kent School on South Arlington. He grew up on Chit-tendon Street where boys learned to use their fists early on in life. Dan had a drunk for a father and a shopworn mother who sometimes entertained the older boys at school.

Dan’s higher education came at the reformatory in Mansfield; then he did post-graduate work at the Ohio State Penitentiary. He learned his lessons well and now lived better than anyone I knew without gainful employment. Aside from Anderson Spangler, of course.

I found him in the usual place, a Howard Street bar misnamed The Lighthouse. Several characters you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark corner of a parking lot were with him at a table near the back of the long, dimly-lit room.

A nod of Dan’s head sent the others off to stools at the bar. When they were gone he gave me a smile that would have chilled an icicle. He motioned to a chair, then slid his own so close that we were shoulder to shoulder. “Back again, huh, Bram? Keep this up and you might wreck my good reputation. Some o’ the boys get nervous when a reporter’s around. Too tight with the bulls, know what I mean?”

“It’s important, Dan. A lawyer named Damokura, I understand he puts a lot down on the nags and may have gotten in trouble with somebody. Heard anything about it?”

For a second or two Dan studied me with unblinking eyes of blue so pale they seemed transparent. Then he got up, pulling me with him. Making a show of clapping me on the back and then laying an arm across my shoulders, he led me to where the unwholesome trio was seated at the bar.

“Boys,” he said, “I wan’cha to meet Bram Geary, an old pal o’ mine from back in school. Used to buddy around together out in East Akron. You know what the big lug done? Dropped by to wish me a merry Christmas and gimme a present.”

From one of his pockets he had produced a new fountain pen in a box, an expensive Waterman with a marbled finish. I was certain the office supply store down the street was short one item supposedly in inventory.

“Not that I do a whole lotta writin’,” he said, “but I really appreciate it, Bram. Now look, stop back sometime when you ain’t in a big hurry, and we’ll hoist a few and hash over old times, right?”

As he talked I found myself being ushered out the front door. I stood for a moment on the sidewalk, dazed by my sudden exit. Then everything became clear as I walked south past the Quaker Oats plant that made the Mill Street area of downtown Akron smell like a bowl of cereal. In his own way Dan had steered the two of us through rough waters.

Any answer to the question I asked would involve people best left alone. Poking into their affairs could be risky, perhaps fatal. By keeping my visit too short for conversation and contriving a reason for it, Dan had accomplished two things, fixed me up with an alibi for being there and covered his own backside. He assumed, correctly I hoped, that I had enough sense to recognize the oblique warning.

Universal Ford on Wooster Avenue was advertising used cars at a penny per pound. That was as interesting as most things in the paper. The Christmas doldrums had set in, and real news was scarce. We were running filler stories like the one saying coeds at Akron U were up in arms because Emily Post had written that it was okay for females to foot the bill on dates. Sounded like a reasonable idea to me.

The final edition had a story telling of the liner President Hoover running aground on a small island near China. Considering what had happened to the man it was named for, that gave the wags something to crack wise about.

The Japanese expressed “profound regrets for a terrible mistake” after sinking an American gunboat and two Standard Oil ships in the Yangtze River.

Someone had added things up and found that Akron ranked twelfth among U.S. cities in industrial production. Comforting news for those laid off from the rubber shops.

Exciting stuff it wasn’t. I turned to the comics page to see how Dick Tracy was doing in his pursuit of The Blank. Before I found out, the phone rang, and Jack Eddy said, “Guess who our friend Damokura went to see after our visit?”

“Mayor Schroy? Coach Porosky out at Buchtel High?”

“Knock off the cracks, friend. Vic Reiner, know him?”

“The name’s vaguely familiar.”

“He’s Jerry Lynch’s number one torpedo,” Jack said impatiently. “A reporter should know things like that.”

I didn’t know Lynch either, but kept it to myself. I knew of him, however. Just about everyone in Akron did. Lynch ran the numbers bank on the near southside, a part of town laced with factories and hovels occupied by people who could use a few extra bucks. Lucrative territory for a numbers runner. He also had men making book on horses in the factories and some of the neighborhood hangouts.

It was said that Jerry Lynch was a fine tenor and therefore a popular figure at the Hibernians and a few bars where the Irish got together. Some of those who appreciated his voice were the same ones who kept his operation running smoothly, meaning they got to listen at times when he wasn’t in a singing mood and his Irish eyes weren’t smiling.

“It figures,” I said, then told Jack about my brief encounter with Dan Ruscinski. Jerry Lynch qualified as one of the men in town whose business wasn’t up for scrutiny by those who enjoyed good health and preferred keeping it that way. If Stefan Damokura had placed some bad bets with one of Lynch’s boys, he wouldn’t have wanted to welsh.

“Better steer clear of that bunch,” I warned. Jack hadn’t laughed at my attempt to be funny, but he did then. He hung up without comment. Still laughing.

With Christmas putting the skids under real news, the following day dragged on interminably. Jack Eddy called to say the personnel at the jewelry store had been checked out and seemed above reproach. If one of them had passed a schematic of the alarm system to Anderson Spangler, the act had been masterfully concealed. The records of the company that had installed the system were guarded like Fort Knox. The investigation was as dead as my old Chevy.

The report of a murder on the far side of town near Firestone Park came too late for anything more than a page one brief in the final edition. “The body of a man shot at close range was discovered this afternoon in a Brown Street apartment...” I called in the report from the police station, then rode to the scene with detectives.

My stomach did a flip-flop when we pulled up in front of a familiar building, the grocery with Kenneth DeRidder’s apartment above. The youthful lawyer was seated facedown at the big table with the law books and legal pads, encrusted now with dried blood. The bullet that killed him had been fired much earlier, probably the night before.

I turned away, nauseated. After telling the detectives what little I knew about the victim, I went outside and gulped fresh air, then from a booth on the corner phoned the Wellington Agency. Jack Eddy wasn’t there. I boarded a Brown Street bus headed downtown.

Rather than returning to the Times-Press building, I transferred to another malodorous orange bus that took me to City Chevrolet. An hour later I drove home in my new car, the ebony black 1932 Chevy sedan that was much like my old one. They had allowed me twenty dollars on a trade-in, and I had wangled nineteen more off the price, so it set me back a hundred and forty. I put twenty down and would owe ten a month for a year.

As I was parking in front of the boardinghouse, Jack Eddy pulled his big Auburn into the space behind. He was out ahead of me, frowning a little as he looked over my purchase. “What did you do, buddy, have the old heap painted?”

“This is a different car, Jack,” I said indignantly. “My old one was a standard model, this is a deluxe coach.”

“Well, excuse me, friend. Mind pointing out the difference, aside from the paint job?”

I stalked off without replying.

Jack Eddy followed me into the house, grinning as he settled in the parlor with the home edition of the Times-Press. Mr. Reimer came in and carefully eased down on the opposite end of the couch on which I was sitting. “Have an interesting day at work, Abraham?” he asked.

“Not until a couple of hours ago.”

“Oh? What happened then?”

“A murder out on the south end of town. A lawyer named Kenneth DeRidder.”

Jack Eddy lowered his paper. “What was that? Is this one of your jokes?”

“No joke. I tried calling you but you were out.”

Jack startled Mr. Reimer by bringing his fist down hard on the arm of his chair. “This is a fine kettle of fish!”

One thing about Jack Eddy, he had an unlimited supply of timeworn phrases at his command. As he jumped up and went to the phone, I wondered if his way of speaking fit in with his burning ambition. He was determined to rise to the top at all costs, but would his glib tongue and flippant manner favorably impress the big brass at Wellington’s New York headquarters? Perhaps. As Jack might put it, to men in their line of work, actions would speak louder than words.

After a supper of Mrs. Bauer’s superb corned beef hash I drove Jack Eddy downtown. Not before everyone went outside and pretended to admire my new car. Everyone aside from Bus Bauer, who grunted contemptuously and said, “Another Chevy!” before going back in the house. You didn’t have to have much upstairs to see the others were unimpressed. Only Mr. Reimer seemed sincere in saying I had made a wise choice.

“Well, buddy,” said Jack as we neared the police station, “I’ll say this much, it runs better than your old clunker. Sounds better, too.”

I was hoping it would be a quick trip so I could pick up Sue Baney and take a spin around town. That didn’t seem promising when we were told that Plato Largis, the detective in charge of the murder investigation, had returned to the scene of the crime. Then it began snowing again as we drove south on Brown Street.

We fast-talked our way past a young cop at the door of the apartment. Plato Largis grimaced when he saw us coming. “Not you two again.” He took a cigar from his shirt pocket, an El Verso so dark it looked like a fat stick of licorice, but thought better of the idea and put it back again. “Be a sport, Eddy,” he said, “and tell me you’re not tied in some way with this case. Just once I’d like to wrap up a job without laying eyes on you.”

Jack gave him a smart-guy grin. “Wouldn’t want you getting complacent, Plato. This DeRidder kid was supposed to testify for a client of mine, so I’m curious when somebody slaps a seal on his lips.”

“Beverly Keeler’s your client?”

“You called it, pal.”

“That young lady may need all the help she can get.”

“I want to be there when you talk to her.”

“You know something funny, Eddy? I had you down in my book as a shamus, not a lawyer. When did you pass the bar?”

“Come off it, Plato. She’s been set up from the word go, so I want to be dealt in on the game.”

A cat-that-swallowed-the-ca-nary smile came over Largis’s face. “Even if I operated that way, you’re about an hour too late. The coroner’s preliminary report says DeRidder died sometime between midnight and three in the morning. Beverly Keeler claims she went to bed a little after eleven. Alone.”

“So did I,” said Jack. “Does that make me a suspect?”

“Probably not, unless I find out DeRidder was scheduled to testify for you, too.”

Aside from background information on the victim there was nothing new on the murder in the morning. Kenneth DeRidder had grown up in Cadiz, a small town among the coal fields that had been Clark Gable’s home before he came to Akron for a job in the rubber shops. DeRidder would have been a kid in knee pants at the time Gable set out to see what lay beyond the hills and hollows of east central Ohio. The young lawyer had followed a different route to Akron and met a different fate when he arrived. After four years at Muskingum College came a couple in law school at The Ohio State University. All a waste as it turned out.

Jack Eddy phoned while I was in the middle of a different story with first-edition deadline approaching. “Guess where Damokura was when DeRidder got it?” he said.

“I’m on deadline, Jack.”

“Can you believe another of those all-night poker games? He and Spangler have more in common than I realized. This one was at the Anthony Wayne Hotel with a judge, a deputy prosecutor, and some big jamoke from your own newspaper. Started about eight and didn’t break up until dawn.”

Ben Goldsmith’s eyes were on me so I kept typing. Even so he left the city desk and came over to stand with one hand on the sheet of paper in my Remington. “I’m about to wrap it up, Ben,” I said.

Jack took the hint. “Lunch at Tommie’s?”

I said, “Okay,” and dropped the earpiece on its hook. Goldsmith pulled the copy paper from my typewriter and I inserted a fresh sheet. He took hold of the top corner of that one and said, “Four minutes, Geary.”

While easing down onto the stool next to Jack at Ptomaine Tommie’s I said, “You think that because of Damokura Jerry Lynch had a hand in DeRidder’s murder?”

“You can bank on it, buddy. Lynch wouldn’t have pulled it off himself. It’s stuff like that he’s got Victor Reiner around for. Along with running Lynch’s policy bank, Reiner handles most of the strong-arm stuff.”

“I can’t figure the angle.”

“The kid had to have come up with something solid that would have cleared Beverly Keeler and dumped the theft back in Damokura’s lap. What else could it have been?”

“Then it was talking to you that got him killed.”

“Don’t bray like a jackass, friend. Stand back and let the hoods have their way, is that what you’re saying?”

“I guess not, but none of it’s clear to me, Jack.”

“Damokura’s all mouth, you saw that. Nothing behind it. Give Plato Largis and his boys an hour to work him over and you’d hear him singing all the way to Youngstown. Lynch was making sure Largis doesn’t get that hour.”

“Why not silence Damokura instead of DeRidder if he knows something that could hurt Lynch’s operation?”

“Dead men don’t pay debts, buddy. That twenty grand was probably just a down payment. Damokura’s a compulsive gambler, so he’s a long-term client in Lynch’s eyes, a steady source of income. Along with that, he probably makes a good mouthpiece when one of Lynch’s boys needs one.”

“All this is supposition on your part, right?”

“At the moment, maybe. I’ll have the pieces put together in a day or two.”

“Aren’t you the guy who told me always to approach a story with an open mind?”

“This is a case, buddy, not a story. It must have been Goldsmith who said it. Either way it’s good advice, but that doesn’t mean you don’t use the little gray cells.”

“Been reading Agatha Christie again, haven’t you?”

“Only when I run out of Cain and Gardner. Why?”

“No reason, Jack. Just forget it.”

My wallet being somewhat on the thin side, I checked to see what was playing at the second-run theaters. Sue Baney was fussing with a saucy little hat she felt wasn’t fixed at the most becoming angle. I looked up from the paper and said, “Forty Naughty Girls at the Rialto sounds pretty good.”

“You can forget that one, Bram.”

“Okay, how about Marihuana at the State? It says ‘a lovely girl made hard and brittle by a weed with roots in hell.’ Whaddya think?”

“I think you’re trying to make me mad. I told you the other night I want to see the Ted Lewis band, remember?”

I did, but was hoping she wouldn’t. The stage production plus movie at the Keith-Albee Palace was the most expensive show in town. “Aw, Sue,” I said, “Ted Lewis has the corniest act going. He makes Lombardo and Sammy Kaye sound like real swingers. Besides, the movie sounds lousy.”

Sue’s hat was finally right, but the ends of her mouth had turned down. “Oh, Bram, I really want to.”

I felt like shouting, “No!” when Ted Lewis strolled out on stage, the old top hat that was his trademark cocked over one eye, and cried, “Is everybody happy?” But the show turned out to be great, and there were a few good jazz men in the band, which came as a pleasant surprise. I had forgotten what the evening was costing me by the time we got to the capper, Lewis climbing a stairway with a lone spotlight on him, top hat in hand while he half sang, half talked his way through “Me and My Shadow.”

For me, though, the high point had come earlier in the show. As Ted Lewis sang “When My Baby Smiles at Me,” Sue Baney squeezed my hand and gave me one of her pixieish smiles.

Enough silver remained in my pocket for hamburgers at the Kewpee Hotel, which was a lunchroom, not a place to spend the night. As we passed the Metropolitan Building I glanced up and saw a light in Jack Eddy’s office. He was burning the midnight oil.

Jack was on my mind as we ate. Sue snapped me out of my reverie by using a red-painted fingernail to beat a rhythmic tattoo on the tabletop. She was frowning when I looked up. “You know, Bram, it would be nice if when we’re together you didn’t completely forget I’m around.”

“Sorry, Sue. I was thinking about Jack Eddy’s case.”

“I might have known. Maybe the two of you should go steady. What’s he working on that’s so intriguing?”

“It’s all very complicated. You’d never understand.”

“No, of course not. A mere female, what chance would I have?”

“I didn’t mean it that way. What I’m trying to say is — aw, let’s talk about something else.”

Her smile lacked its usual warmth. “What you’re trying to say is that you haven’t the foggiest idea what’s going on but you don’t want to come right out and admit it. So tell me the story. Maybe I’ll fool you and understand perfectly.”

“If you’re really interested. What happened is a man Jack’s been trying to nail for years comes to Akron and sets up a jewel robbery. While he’s in town he meets a girl and gets swept off his feet. It turns out she’s charged with stealing funds from an escrow account the lawyer she used to work for was supposed to have set up for a real estate deal. The money disappeared before it got to the bank. The key witness against her is a young guy just out of law school working at the firm. Are you with me so far?”

“Bram, there’s nothing even remotely complicated about it up to this point.”

“Well, keep your pants... uh, what I mean is just wait a minute and it will be. This jewel thief Spangler is so head-over-heels about the girl that he turns to the best man around to help her out, his old antagonist Jack Eddy. Jack agrees to take the case as long as Spangler stays completely out of it. That’s because he’s trying to hang the jewel robbery on Spangler, see?”

“Of course I see. Get on with the story, just be more careful about the expressions you use.”

“Okay, now here’s where it gets wild. Somebody knocks off DeRidder, the young lawyer, so there goes the key witness against the girl. That—”

“Does this girl have a name? Or, as Jack Eddy would put it, is she just ‘that broad’?”

“Sure she has a name, Beverly Keeler.”

“Is she pretty?”

“She’s okay, I guess, but kind of skinny. Anyway, she’s the chief suspect in the murder, being the only one to gain by it. Now Jack has that to worry about.”

“Then he thinks she’s innocent?”

“He’s sure of it.”

Sue frowned a little. “Bram, you’ve taken a simple set of circumstances and played around with them in your mind until you have no idea what’s going on.”

“Look, smarty pants, how’d you like to be in Jack’s position? On one hand he’s trying to slap a man in jail and on the other he’s trying to keep the guy’s girl out of jail. You can see he’s in a real dilemma, can’t you?”

“Yes, and I love it. And I wish you’d get your mind off what I may or may not be wearing.”

I knew my cheeks were fiery, but Sue was smiling so my heart began beating too fast. I pretended not to have heard her last sentence and said, “Sue, have you forgotten how Jack got you out of a real jam last summer?”

“No, and I haven’t forgotten how many of them he’s gotten you into since then. That’s your fault, really, except that Jack knows how gullible you are and takes advantage of it, which makes him responsible.”

“Gullible? I have a job to do, you know. Thanks to Jack Eddy, I’ve come up with some great stories. That’s all that counts, isn’t it?”

She took my left hand in both of hers and squeezed it. “Oh, Bram, you’re priceless. You really are.”

I was a little put out and thought about pulling my hand free, but Sue Baney was smiling again and she began stroking my arm. I just let things go on that way.

I was comfortably adrift in that nether world that precedes sleep when the brainchild of P. W. Litchfield, the president of Goodyear, jarred me awake again. As a young executive many years earlier, Litchfield had clock towers built at every plant so the employees would never lose sight of the importance of time. The original at Plant One stood a hundred yards from the boardinghouse on Dudley Street. It sounded four melodic notes on the quarter hour, eight on the half and so on until it reached sixteen. Then came sonorous bongs to make everyone in the neighborhood aware of the hour.

During the day and evening the chimes were one small part of life in East Akron, no more noticeable than the noise of traffic on Market Street, the smell of rubber in the air, the black grit crunching underfoot. Not so at midnight. When the dozen strokes of the big clapper shattered the calm, I never failed to remember that all was quiet and serene at The Anchorage, Litchfield’s estate far out on Merriman Road.

As usual, I counted every note. As silence fell again I heard soft footsteps on the stairs and the opening of Jack Eddy’s door across the hall. I slipped on a robe and went over. While unbuttoning his shirt Jack managed a weary grin. “What’s new, buddy?”

“That’s what I was going to ask you.”

“Hard to say. One thing, Jerry Lynch is having problems with his numbers bank. I’m not sure how it fits in or even if it does.”

“How’d you find out?”

“Cal Andres buddied up to one of Lynch’s ticket sellers. Stood for a few rounds, you know the routine. Lynch isn’t getting wiped out, but for a couple of months he’s been paying off on more one- and two-buck tickets than the percentages call for. It’s eating up his profit, but what’s really got him in a stew is that someone may be setting him up for a knockout score.”

“I’ve never paid much attention to the numbers racket, don’t really know how it works.”

“It can vary a little from place to place, but Lynch’s bank is pretty much standard. Like I told you, Victor Reiner handles the day-to-day operation. You can buy tickets in five denominations from ten cents to two dollars. The average factory Joe plays for a dime or a quarter, someone with a heftier income, or a guy who’s a confirmed gambler, goes for a buck or two a day.

“So you pay the seller, then write your three-digit number on a dated and numbered ticket. He gives you the original and turns the carbon in to Reiner before the stock market closes. You can check the winner in a late edition, the last number on the closing figures of industrials, railroads, and utilities in that order.”

He took a December tenth issue of the Times-Press from his bedside table and turned to the business section. “Here,” he said, pointing to columns of figures in agate type, “the winner is 278. For anyone who played it, the payoff is five hundred to one, but the odds against you are twice that.”

“A sucker’s game.”

“Sure, but you’ve got a lot of pigeons out there ready to fly.”

“How could anyone beat the system?”

“There are ways, friend. The only one I’ve run across personally is fixing the numbers. Say a rival bank wants to put Lynch out of business and take over his territory. They get to somebody in the composing room at your paper, have him alter the numbers on a given day. Then they spread the word ahead of time so there’s a heavy play on that number and a killer payoff. That might work some places, but you couldn’t pull it off in northeast Ohio. Too many newspapers.”

“Looks to me like you’re wasting your time, Jack. How could Lynch’s problems have anything to do with Beverly Keeler or Anderson Spangler?”

“Right now I’m not sure. Give me a little time, and maybe I’ll figure a tie-in. To Keeler, I mean, not Spangler. It’s just a hunch, but I seem to smell Damokura in this.”

Despite the holiday slump, Goldsmith kept after me for stories. The police were spinning their wheels on the DeRidder murder; Jack Eddy seemed to be stalled on dead center. Auto accidents on slick streets provided my only material of consequence. Six had died in crashes the previous day, leading Mayor Lee D. Schroy to say that given an additional hundred policemen he would cut the toll in half in 1938. Political puffery, but it kept Goldsmith off my back for one day.

Desperate for a story with some meat to it, I decided to do a little nosing around on my own. As often as not that meant making a fool of myself.

Jerry Lynch’s legitimate business, his front, was the Emerald Laundry and Dry Cleaning. His white trucks decorated with shamrocks were a familiar sight all over town. The plant was in an old building on Bartges Street near the Ohio & Erie Canal south of the Goodrich complex.

Brief snow squalls interspersed with periods of pale sunlight kept a person guessing as I parked half a block away. With my newer but dirtier suit tucked under one arm, I walked to the sign of the shamrock. The customer service area was sticky with heat coming from the plant at the rear. After a middle-aged woman who looked as though she had lost the knack of smiling filled out a work order and handed me the claim ticket I said, “Is Jerry around?”

“Mr. Lynch? Could be back in his office, I guess. He doesn’t check in and out with me, you know.”

Without waiting for an okay I walked around the counter and through a door into a steambath. Sweaty young women, uniformly pale and haggard, were busy at a variety of jobs, none of them pleasant. On the left, middle-aged men in shirtsleeves were doing book-work in cubicles enclosed by glass that did little to keep out the heat. The place would be a real joy in July.

I asked one of the men where I might find Lynch. Without looking up from his ledger he nodded toward a stairway at the rear. They say heat rises, but the second floor was twenty degrees cooler than the first. After passing three closed doors I came to one that wasn’t. Beyond it was a carpeted office where a man sat with one hip on the corner of a mahogany desk. Another stood staring out a window with a view of the bustling, dreary corner of Bartges and Main. When I said, “Mr. Lynch?” he turned, giving me a quick once-over before saying, “Who’re you?”

“Bram Geary, Times-Press.”

A look of disbelief came over Lynch’s round, ruddy face. “A newsie? A newsie poking his nose in here?”

I grinned sheepishly. “It’s our slow time of year, so I was thinking of maybe doing a series on a few local businesses. You know, those that everybody’s familiar with. You can’t be on any street in town for ten minutes without spotting one of your trucks.”

Lynch hesitated, then broke out in a smile. “Sounds like a good idea, kid. Wha’ja say your name is again?”

I repeated it, and he said, “Yeah, I’ve seen your byline. Usually write crime stuff, don’cha?”

“When there’s any of it to write. December is pretty quiet.”

“Okay, so whaddya want to know?”

The man by the desk cleared his throat and said, “Business is fine, Jerry. I don’t think we need any newspaper publicity.”

Lynch gestured toward him. “My associate, Victor Reiner. Look, Vic, I don’t see how it can hurt.”

Aside from his eyes, Reiner could have been any Akron businessman. He wore a blue pin-striped suit and gray spats, the first pair I had seen in several years. He was about six feet tall, three inches shorter than me, which wasn’t as big as I had him pictured. His neatly trimmed blond hair was held down by a product that gave it the look of being shellacked in place. But the eyes, empty of all feeling, belonged on the face of a leopard.

He left his perch and walked to the door. “It’s your decision, Jerry. I think you’re making a mistake.”

When he was gone, Lynch gave a little shrug, smiling wryly. “Vic’s a worrier,” he said, motioning me to a chair. He went to a cabinet and produced a bottle of Irish whisky. “How about somethin’ to cut the dust while we talk?”

Half an hour later I sat drumming my fingers against the steering wheel. Now what was I going to do? If I didn’t write a story about Emerald Laundry, I could be in trouble with the Lynch mob. If I did, the Times-Press business writer, Ted Leipsic, would have fits because I had crossed his beat. Worse than that, Goldsmith might think I didn’t have enough to do and find some additional duties for me.

“I didn’t figure you for pulling a dumb stunt like that, buddy,” said Jack Eddy after a supper of knockwurst and baked beans at the boardinghouse. “What did you hope to gain by talking to Jerry Lynch?”

“Stir things up a little, maybe. If it turns out you’re right, I want to be familiar with his operation.”

“Well, it’s your funeral.” He went to the rack in the hallway and took down his hat and overcoat. “C’mon, we’ve got a date with Stefan Damokura.”

“We do?”

“He’s waiting at the agency right now.”

“You’re kidding.”

“When do I kid about business? Austin and Andres brought him in half an hour ago.”

“Brought him in? My God, Jack, you didn’t strong-arm a lawyer, did you?”

He grinned while tossing my coat to me. “Persuaded, friend.”

Damokura was in Jack’s private office. Cal Andres, leaning back casually in his chair, was keeping him company. The fat lawyer was irate on the surface, shaky beneath the skin. “This’ll cost you, Eddy,” he blustered. “Kidnapping a man off the street’ll put you behind bars.”

Jack draped his suitcoat over the back of a chair, loosened his necktie, and rolled up his sleeves. “Maybe we can share a cell, Steve. A kidnapper and a killer.”

“If you’re talking about DeRidder, I’m alibied.”

“Setting it up for somebody else makes you as guilty as the trigger man, pal. A shyster like you knows that.”

“Look, Eddy—”

“No, chief, you look. You couldn’t wait to get to Vic Reiner after I talked to you the other day. Then the kid did some digging like I told you he would. He confronted you, you yelled for Reiner again, and we all know the rest of the story. What you didn’t know was we had men shagging you every step of the way.”

Jack went to his desk and sat down. After lighting a cigarette he leaned toward Damokura and in a friendlier tone said, “Here’s the setup, Steve. All I’m interested in is getting my client off the hook. You tell the prosecutor it was a mistake on your part, Beverly Keeler had nothing to do with that missing twenty grand, and then you’re on your own.”

Damokura wiped his face with a dirty handkerchief. “And if I don’t?”

“I turn our file over to Plato Largis.” Jack laid his hand on the phone. “As you know, Plato has his little ways of getting people to come across with the truth.”

Damokura waved his hand at the phone. “Hold on a minute. Look, maybe I’ve made some mistakes in my life, but I’m not a killer. Vic Reiner’s a hard man, I knew that, but I swear to God I didn’t think he’d kill the kid. Scare him, sure, after he nosed around and found out what we were doing, but I didn’t figure on anything more than that.”

“Tell me about it, Steve. What exactly did DeRidder find out you and Reiner were doing?”

“Getting ready to take Jerry Lynch’s operation for a ride. I thought you said you knew.”

“I do, but I want to hear it in your own words.” Jack looked at me and winked. It was all bluff, he didn’t know beans.

Damokura wiped his face again. “It wasn’t my idea, it was Vic’s all the way. When I got in too deep, he made me set the Keeler dame up as the patsy, then I turned the money over to Lynch to cover my losses. The next day Reiner came around with this scheme to clean up on the numbers. He didn’t give me any choice but to go along. I mean he had me over a barrel.”

“Keep going, Steve. Explain this scheme to me.”

“Look, Eddy, you know what Vic’ll do if I open my mouth.”

“You’ve already opened it, sport, but have it your own way.” Jack reached for the phone, and again Damokura waved him off.

“Okay, okay. Vic has a hold over someone in the printing business, and he had duplicate rolls of tickets made up. I had some people I know, real down-and-outers, make one- and two-buck plays, then Vic wrote the winning number on the duplicate tickets and turned them in to himself after destroying the originals. Nothing big, just greasing the wheels to break Lynch with a big score. Then he’d take over the operation without getting Lynch’s Irish buddies up in the air. The way he had it figured, Lynch would never be the wiser.”

“Lynch isn’t that big a dummy. You were being set up to take the fall all by yourself. When was this supposed to take place?”

“Next week. Look, Eddy, are you satisfied now?”

“I’ve been satisfied from the start, providing you make that call to the prosecutor and put Beverly Keeler in the clear.” Jack pushed the phone toward Damokura.

“Now? Look, I gotta think this over.”

“Fine. You’ve got thirty seconds, then I call Largis.”

Beverly Keeler joined us at the same table in the New Deal Lunch. I held a chair for her, but she only had eyes for Jack Eddy. She was tied in knots, five feet of anxiety. “What is it?” she asked. “Has something more gone wrong?”

Jack was grinning. “Relax, kiddo. Damokura phoned the prosecutor half an hour ago saying it was all a mistake on his part and you’re in the clear. He’s at headquarters right now making a written statement to that effect.”

Beverly leaned back, exhaling as the color returned to her cheeks.

“That’s wonderful. It’s going to take me a while to realize it’s really over. I can’t thank you enough.”

She turned to me, laying her hand on mine and squeezing a little.

“And you too, Bram. I’ll never forget it.”

I hadn’t done a thing, of course. There was no way I would have said that even if I hadn’t been so choked up I was afraid to trust my voice. Later, as she was leaving, she gave Jack a peck on the cheek. Then she did the same with me, but lightly on the lips.

When she was gone, Jack burst out laughing. “You big lug, pop your eyeballs back in your head and take a gander at the expression on your face. If only Sue Baney could see you now.”

“You’re not funny, Jack.”

“I was never more serious in my life, buddy.”

After beckoning to the waiter for more coffee he said, “Be careful what you write this time, friend.”

Never before had he told me to keep anything under my hat. “I have to write the story, Jack. The whole story.”

“You have to write that Damokura cleared Keeler. He’s not telling the cops anything about Reiner, so what will you hang the rest of it on? If you say you heard about the numbers scam or DeRidder’s murder at the Wellington Agency, I’ll have to deny it, you know that.”

“But—”

“No huts about it, buddy.”

“You mean you’re going to let Victor Reiner get away with murder just because it’s not your case any more?”

“I didn’t say that. We’ll sit back a couple of days and see what develops. If nothing does, I’ll put a bug in Plato Largis’s ear. I don’t think that’ll be necessary.”

Once again Jack Eddy was right. An hour after the Times-Press was on the street the following afternoon a client visiting Damokura’s office found the shady lawyer slumped over his desk just as DeRidder had been slumped over the table at his apartment.

I was at the police station when the report came in and close on Plato Largis’s heels when he arrived at the scene. From a booth downstairs I phoned Jack Eddy. “You’d better get down here fast and tell Largis what Damokura said about Victor Reiner.”

After a short pause, Jack said, “Hold your horses, buddy. Does Largis know you called me?”

“No.”

“Then I’ve got a better idea. Be on the sidewalk out front in ten minutes, and I’ll pick you up.”

Before I could argue the point, he had hung up. By the time his Auburn pulled to the curb I thought I had it figured out for myself. The prospect didn’t please me.

As he circled the block and headed south I said, “This is crazy, Jack. Let Plato handle it.”

“I intend to — in time.”

“What are you planning, another gunfight at the O.K. Corral with you playing Wyatt Earp? If so, count me out.”

“You think we’re going to pay a call on Vic Reiner?”

“Aren’t we?”

“That’s loony, friend. We’re on our way to see Jerry Lynch.”

“And Reiner’ll be there.”

“He’s busy collecting the day’s loot from his ticket sellers. I checked after you called. Lynch is alone and expecting us.”

Jack Eddy did the talking, Jerry Lynch the listening. He didn’t even inquire about my story on Emerald Laundry. Of Jack he asked a single question: “When are you telling this to the cops?”

Jack glanced at his watch. “I’ve got a couple of things to wind up before quitting time, so I guess it’ll be morning.”

“Fine,” said Lynch. As I closed the door behind us he was reaching for the telephone.

Ben Goldsmith was excited over my story. This time it was the entire story, or at least most of it. Goldsmith gloated when he saw the Beacon Journal’s and found it lacked the details in mine. The fact that Victor Reiner hadn’t been picked up for questioning made it all the better in his eyes. More suspenseful, he said, and good for another story.

He grew increasingly impatient, though, as the days slipped by without the police finding Reiner. They say a reporter is only as good as his last story, and Goldsmith soon tired of reading those of mine saying the manhunt was continuing.

“People are getting sick of this stuff,” he said after skimming over my latest before tossing it aside. “I want something fresh.”

Look, Ben, I write the stories, I don’t make them. That was the thought in my mind. I kept it to myself, naturally.

In desperation I went back to see Jerry Lynch. His numbers bank, closed the day Reiner vanished, was still shut down. It would remain that way until things cooled off.

When I asked about Reiner, he gave me the answer I expected: a blank look, a meaningful shrug with arms thrust out, palms upward. Again he didn’t ask about the story on Emerald Laundry, but as I had my hand on the doorknob to leave he said, “Do much swimming, kid?”

I turned my head and found him smirking.

“Some,” I said.

“Come summer, stay away from Summit Beach. They say the lake’s polluted.”

“Do?” said Jack Eddy. “What can you do? Lynch was having you on. I don’t doubt for a minute that Reiner is wearing cement shoes and keeping company with the fishes, but if there’s one place you can be sure of not finding his body, it’s Summit Lake.”

“It’s frustrating, Jack. It makes me feel like a sap.”

“Then think how you’ll feel if you talk Plato Largis into dragging the lake and all he comes up with are old tires and tin cans.”

He gave me a poke on the arm, laughing at my long face. “Just forget about it, buddy. Going to the wedding?”

“What wedding?”

“Haven’t you heard? Spangler and Beverly Keeler are getting hitched tomorrow. He asked me to be best man. Talk about guts. Wouldn’t that look great on my agency record?”

Perhaps it shouldn’t have, but the news left me stunned. The idea of a sweet girl like Beverly married to a thief didn’t seem right. I convinced myself that my feelings had nothing to do with envy, and certainly not jealousy. For an instant the thought of trying to stop the wedding crossed my mind, then was quickly discarded. It was Sue Baney, not Beverly Keeler, who mattered in my life.

Rather than commenting on it, I went back to the original subject. “Jack, I still don’t understand why you didn’t let Plato Largis handle Reiner instead of tipping off Lynch.”

“What could Largis have done? There wasn’t any solid evidence to tie Reiner to either murder and never would be. Once the heat was off, Reiner would have started looking around for somebody else to help clean out Lynch’s operation and no telling where that would have led.”

For a while I sat quietly in a corner of Jack’s office while he finished whatever he was doing.

Of the two cases, the jewel robbery and Beverly Keeler’s, Jack had zeroed in on the one of greater importance. Beverly, totally innocent of any wrongdoing, was no longer in danger of serving a prison sentence.

Victor Reiner had killed people in cold blood, but the law couldn’t touch him. Perhaps Jack Eddy’s way was best. Jerry Lynch took money from suckers, but if he were gone, someone else would move in and do the job.

Anderson Spangler was a different breed. He belonged in jail, but he didn’t leave dead bodies behind. His real victims were insurance companies.

If Beverly Keeler’s case hadn’t come along, would Jack have done more on the jewel robbery? But what, for instance?

In the outer office a radio was softly playing Tommy Dorsey’s “Once in a While,” the top tune on that week’s Hit Parade. I looked up suddenly and said, “Will you?”

“Huh?”

“Once in a while will you give one little thought to Anderson Spangler?”

“What brought that on?”

“Admit it, Jack, he outfoxed you again.”

For a moment he scowled at me, then switched to a grin. “So maybe Spangler won another round. That doesn’t mean the fight’s over.”

“If you nail him someday, it’ll make his bride happy, won’t it?”

“His problem, not mine.”

“It really steams me, Jack. Either you or the cops should have done something about him before now.”

He leaned back in his chair, hands locked behind his head, contemplating the ceiling. When he looked toward me again, he said, “You’re halfway intelligent, Bram, and thanks to your job, you know your way around a police station. How many times would you say Plato Largis or any other cop in the country knows exactly how a job was pulled and could name every man involved, yet can’t do a thing about it? We both know it happens all the time. When they say crime doesn’t pay, they’re talking about the dummies.”

“That’s not very satisfying.” After a moment I grudgingly added, “Okay, I suppose you’re right.”

“You know I’m right. Even if we caught Spangler’s boys in the act, they’d clam up tight. He wouldn’t work with a squealer. Sure, we could put a man on him and know his every move, but so what? He might hit a place next week or maybe it’ll be a year. So he goes into fifty jewelry stores, noses around, and maybe even buys something. What do we do, stake out every one of them indefinitely? Then when one gets hit he’ll be a hundred miles away with an airtight alibi.”

“In other words he’ll go on thumbing his nose at you and the agency until the day he dies.”

“Maybe, maybe not. Remember that ball game we went to up in Cleveland when the Yankees were in town last summer? Lyn Larry was at shortstop for the Indians, a guy who handles ninety-six out of a hundred chances and makes it look easy. So DiMaggio tops the ball and hits an easy roller out to Larry, but at the last second it takes a funny little hop and bounces off his glove because he was nonchalanting it, just going through the same old motions. Sometimes you can be too good for your own good.”

I thought about it, finally conceding that he was right. “You know,” I said, “if Spangler hadn’t come to Akron with larceny in mind, none of the rest of it would have happened. Does that make him the white knight?”

“It’s okay by me if that’ll help you wrap it up in a neat package. You know what your problem is, buddy? It’s your job. You go out in the morning and dig up a few stories, go back and write them and that’s it. The next day you start over with a clean slate. Everything nice and tidy. That’s not the way it is in the real world, but you expect it to be.”

“It’s not that simple, Jack. A lot of stories carry over.”

“No, they don’t, they just give you a starting point for the next day. Then when all the empty space on those pages is filled up and the presses start to roll, the editors and reporters sit back and say, well, we did it again. Here it is, Akron, everything you need to know in forty-eight pages. Not an empty inch to leave you wondering what’s missing.”

Getting out a newspaper was more complex than that, yet there was a good deal of truth in what he said. Rather than arguing the point I said, “Can you give me a lift home?”

“Where’s your car?”

“I had to drop it off at the shop. They say it needs a valve job, but since I just bought it, I’ll get a twenty percent discount.”

When he wanted it that way, Jack Eddy’s laugh could be downright nasty.

Strawberry Moon

by Simon McCaffery

I know what some folks would say, but this is not another Kenny Crawford fish story. I’ll be the first to admit I’ve added a pound and a few inches to a fish in the cause of good narrative, but what happened to my friend, Bobby Lee, happened exactly as I tell it. Whether he deserved it or not is up to you to decide.

Before I explain about Bobby Lee and his vanished wife, you need to know about the lake. The old duffers who pass the bluebird days on courthouse-square benches, the women who keep the telephone wires humming all afternoon between talk show station breaks, the children who swarm the playgrounds like riotous bands of monkeys — they’ll all tell you folks have been hauling strange things out of Owls Head Lake as long as anyone can remember. Ever since the summer of 1923, when the river was dammed in order to flood an entire valley. A carp with an extra toothy mouth below the first... a pair of struggling bass that tried to swallow each another and nearly succeeded... a Siameselike snapping turtle with a head poking out from either end of its horny shell. Stuff you’d expect to see in a carnival sideshow or read about in a supermarket checkout tabloid, the kind printed on cheap newsprint that leaves sooty ink on your hands. Freakish things to keep you awake on a breezeless summer night, wondering.

If I could plot all these events — the ones I know aren’t made up — on a calendar that stretched back through the seasons, I’d bet my last dollar they all fell on or near the Strawberry Moon.

Still skeptical? You could ask Gail Tinney, if he were still alive. Tinney boated a prehistoric, bony-legged horror of a fish back in June of ’64, when I was ten. Tinney, the town’s part-time philosopher and part-time drunk, claimed it was a coelacanth, a milky-eyed, scaly blue creature thought to have been extinct for millions of years before a live specimen was caught in South Africa in 1938. Lonny Banks, the sheriff’s lone deputy, urged Tinney to send the monstrosity to the state game and fish office or to the biology professors up at the U. Tinney deposited the fish-thing — which had a mouthful of sharp teeth and a hateful, soulless expression — in his moldy creel and made a beeline to the nearest tavern, where he cadged whisky the rest of the evening from patrons in exchange for a peek inside.

No state game warden or bespectacled ichthyologist ever laid an eye on the monster. The best part of that story — the part that made a ten-year-old kid grin and shiver — was that Tinney filleted and fried it up the next day, just as he did all the bass, catfish, and carp he hauled up from the depths of Owls Head. Some nameless tomcat probably made off with its head.

Tinney’s dinosaur fish was the most fearful oddity I’d ever seen emerge from the big reservoir — until the night last summer I went drift-fishing with Bobby Lee Griffin, the richest man in town.

This is what happened.

It was the third of June and the full moon — known in this part of the land by oldtimers as the Strawberry Moon — had slid behind a lone raft of clouds. The lake’s deep, clear waters were up and murky from a week of steady rain, so at first I wasn’t sure whether I’d hooked a deep-holding fish or the woody arm of a half-sunken tree limb.

I drifted the lake at night to relax, not to catch fish and listen to Bobby Lee discuss his problems and girlfriends, so I hoped I’d snagged a limb. Sometimes Bobby Lee rambled on about his wife Karla, who, townfolks commonly agree, had run out on him eight years before. She’d had a face like a cover model’s and a tongue like a bullwhip. The girls Bobby Lee eventually began dating were all hair stylists and secretaries from small nearby towns, and painfully youthful to gaze upon. But none of them could hold a candle to the beautiful ferocity of Karla. Perhaps that’s why Bobby Lee never escorted any of them to the altar, though he’d had the marriage legally dissolved after the state limit of seven years. He’d done that reluctantly, and only after having paid a lot of money to a slick looking private detective from Eugene who wore white button-down shirts and alligator boots.

If it had been a hunk of dead wood, I often think to myself, I would have lost nothing more than a two dollar spinner. But a tree limb doesn’t dive for cover to wrap your line around some handy obstruction or rocket to the surface in an attempt to throw the hook. My mood sank lower. Landing the poor creature would be Bobby Lee’s cue to sit up from his reclining position at the bow of my battered old aluminum V-hull, a familiar gleam in his blue eyes, and cast his line until he boated a larger fish.

And there are plenty of them down there, though they hold deep in summer. On those breezeless, starry nights I could almost see them gliding through whatever remained of the sunken town of New Haven like green ghosts. There’s a Methodist church down there, and a one room schoolhouse, a general store and dozens of stone foundations and chimneys half buried in silt and weeds. There are human bones, too, if you believe the local histories. When New Haven was sacrificed to the rising waters, folks say, a handful of stubborn, and armed, hillfolk and moonshiners refused to leave. No volunteers from the Army Corps of Engineers or local law stepped forward to venture into the woods and escort them out, and no one could have predicted the torrential rainstorms and flashfloods that hastened the formation of the lake.

Sure enough, Bobby Lee sat up like a target in a shooting gallery. “You going to reel in that fish or just drag him the rest of the night?”

“I might,” I said, annoyed.

My rod bowed deeper as the fish fought the steel buried in its mouth. I sighed and reeled in a thrashing fifteen inch bass. I lipped it at the waterline and removed the lure from its bony mouth while it stared at me with black, unblinking eyes. Packed with shad, crawfish, and anything unfortunate enough to fall into the water, its belly looked swollen, as if it had swallowed a softball. It reminded me of what Vince Snyder found when he cut open that fifty pound catfish he caught above the dam... but that’s another story entirely, and not fit to tell to children or the faint of heart.

Unlike the long-departed Mr. Tinney, filleting all the fish I catch was too much work for me, so I threw most of them back out of sheer laziness and not a sense of conservation. The bass disappeared into the depths with a quick glimmering ripple.

Bobby Lee selected a rod and reel twice as expensive as any I owned and from his shirt pocket produced an oddly shaped lure. It was shaped like a man caught in some pagan transformation to fish. I saw markings — or were they glyphs? — carved along its silver length. It looked like something obtained from an ancient Indian burial mound, not a bait-shop cardboard blister pack. Bobby Lee bit off his lucky scarred wooden plug and began tying it on.

“When did you start stealing your punk-rock girlfriends’ earrings?” I asked, pretending not to be curious.

Bobby Lee frowned. It was the anniversary of Karla’s disappearance, which explained why he’d insisted we go night fishing. He’d been drinking beer and reminiscing in the goblin-green glow of the lantern for what seemed like hours before falling silent.

“I almost forgot about this,” Bobby Lee said as he tied on the lure with practiced fingers. Beered up or not, he could tie loop knots, palomar knots, clinch knots without looking, as if his fingertips had eyes.

He wanted me to ask him about it, so despite my irritation, I bit.

“What happened to your last secret weapon?” I said, remembering the plastic box of manta-shaped lead jigs with rubber skirts like Tina Turner’s hair he’d bought through a cable TV offer.

“Oh, I swapped them for this,” he said, smiling.

“You traded a thirty dollar set of lures for an ugly earring?” That surprised me. Bobby Lee might have failed at romance, but he was shrewd when it came to money. Everyone agreed on that. He owned four convenience stores with gas pumps, a car wash, and a modest chain of laundromats. He’d owned a successful video arcade back in the eighties, but sold it right before Nintendo started selling millions of small gray boxes. It often irked me that Bobby Lee didn’t buy one of those swept-back fiberglass boats with a name like a jet fighter’s so we could drift in style instead of piling into my poor man’s boat.

“I’ve been hunting antique lures at the flea market in Porter,” he said. “Some of those old topwaters will bring five hundred dollars from collectors if they’re still in the original cardboard box. I even bought a book so I’d know which were worth dickering over.”

In the course of poking through old boxes and junk-cluttered glass displays he’d struck up a conversation with an old Indian peddler; said the guy looked like a mummy wearing a felt hat. The peddler told Bobby Lee the lure had belonged to a Creek medicine man. Fashioned of pure silver, hammered by hand, and endowed with special properties that might interest an angler.

Bobby Lee winked at me. “ ‘Fish it on the right night, and it will call them up.’ Those were his exact words, Pancho.”

A magic lure. I sighed. Fishermen are skilled liars, so you’d think we’d know when someone else is feeding us a line.

I stared at the gleaming lure turning slowly, almost hypnotically, on the end of Bobby Lee’s line. He grinned a slightly drunk grin, like a frat-house boy about to run some gal’s bra up a flagpole. That was when I realized the lure didn’t even have a hook; the original must have rusted away or broken off long ago. Bobby Lee remedied that, fitting on a large, sharp treble. Somehow it didn’t look like it belonged there.

Before I could comment on this, Bobby Lee cast his line over the dark water with a smooth, practiced flick of his wrist, sending the lure sailing through the air with a faint whirring noise, like a mechanical insect.

He hadn’t reeled it halfway back to the boat when something gave his line a terrific tug. Bobby Lee whooped and swept the rod high to set the hook, then started cranking line in as fast as he could, the drag on his reel protesting as line was pulled out. I swore in disgust at his luck. Bobby Lee shouted at me to grab the net and kept cranking.

The Strawberry Moon slipped free of the clouds at the same moment, and the water around us began boiling.

At least that’s what it seemed at first until I saw the fish. Thousands, perhaps millions, began breaking the surface in wild, gyrating flips and jumps. Perch, walleyes, bass, shad! Dumbstruck, I saw two inch minnows leaping alongside monstrous bottom-dwelling catfish. It sounded as if the sky were raining fish. Quite a few landed in the boat by accident. Moonlight glinted on a frothing sea of fins, scales, and eyes.

Just as suddenly, the fish abruptly stopped their frantic churning of the lake’s surface. A sudden, eerie calm descended.

Bobby Lee resumed cranking, his rod bent nearly to the breaking point. The Indian’s second-hand words floated in my head, and for a moment I believed, too. I stared at the point where his taut line disappeared into the lake’s shimmering black surface, mesmerized.

Then something broke the surface not a dozen yards away. Not another fish performing an acrobatic leap, but a man’s pale arm.

I’d never seen Bobby Lee look surprised or uncertain — much less terrified — even during our nightmarish year together in Vietnam.

He always knew what he wanted and how to go about getting it, and none of life’s unforeseen traps or deadly inertia ever stopped him. We grew up together, attended school together, played ball, dated the same girls, and dreamed the same dreams. Bobby Lee turned out to be the town’s success, and I didn’t. That this never bothered me — that it seemed perfectly natural — probably explains why I failed at nearly everything I tried. Karla often commented that I led a boring, uneventful existence, and she deeply resented the nights Bobby Lee and I spent drifting together on the lake. I think she felt excluded and could never be convinced we weren’t ripping down the county roads, guzzling beer and chasing women. Why would two grown men want to sit in a smelly, junk-filled boat all night swatting mosquitoes? I know they had some knockdown, drag-out fights over it.

One evening she made a playful pass at me while Bobby Lee lay passed out on a huge beanbag in the shag-carpeted rec room of their big fake Colonial house. She acted tipsy, though I doubted alcohol had the ability to dull her much. I pretended to miss it, proving again what a boring failure I’d become. I never mentioned it to Bobby Lee, though Karla probably did because that was her nature. After Karla pulled her vanishing act, I thought about that evening from time to time. I remembered her half-fierce expression and wondered what a night with her would have been like, but my imagination refused to fill in the blanks.

Now, hauling in part or all of a dead man, Bobby Lee looked plenty surprised.

As we watched, the arm grew a shoulder. When a head popped up, eyes open and mouth full of water, Bobby Lee groaned.

“Well, Bobby Lee, I threw mine back without measuring it, but I don’t think it’s going to be even close,” I said softly.

I tried to remember if I’d heard any reports of missing fishermen. Bobby Lee stopped cranking in line. His face looked as pale and green as the corpse, which didn’t appear to be clothed. I figured the body had been down long enough to bloat and rise toward the surface. Then Bobby Lee’s lucky lure had come along and snagged flesh. At that moment I wished mightily I’d stayed in my trailer, fading in and out of sleep watching HBO.

“Well, you going to drag him all night?”

Bobby Lee swore and started reeling, and his twenty pound line held. Then, not ten feet from the boat, the corpse’s other hand came out of the water and grabbed the line just above the Indian lure.

Bobby Lee yelped, and I dropped my rod in astonishment. I stood there like a fool as it sank without a ripple. I once saw an advertisement in a sporting goods catalogue for foam tubes that attach to your rod like a life preserver. I remember laughing and shaking my head when I should have been writing out a check.

The dead man looked up at us, and I realized I could almost see through him, as if he were made of milky beach glass. His eyes looked like blind cat’s-eye marbles. He wore clothes after all — overalls and a work shirt — but they were as pale and translucent as the rest of him. His hollowed face was wreathed in a tattered beard, and his nose was flat and misshapen. I thought immediately of the campfire stories of the hillfolk who perished as the floodwaters roared through the long-drowned valley. One of the creature’s hands released Bobby Lee’s line and grasped the gunwale.

At the same moment the lake around us began to glow, as if a huge underwater bonfire had been lit on the lake bottom. And I saw more of them rising toward us like tailless mermaids; men, women, and children, their expressions a mixture of delight and desperation.

Bobby Lee must have spotted them, too, because he gave his line a mighty yank, pulling the lure free from the man’s wet grasp. It whistled up into the air and landed on the transom with a faint clank.

Suddenly the boat rocked and pitched. Several pairs of watery hands gripped the sides as the lake people — for what else could you call them — began struggling to climb aboard. The boat canted again, and I nearly lost my balance; the air filled with a strong damp odor of decay, far worse than the lake’s usual fishy smell.

“The lure!” I shouted to Bobby Lee. “Cast it out fast!”

Bobby Lee came to the same conclusion. The Indian lure had called them up, and they wanted it. He lifted his rod and cast the lure overhand as hard as he could, far out into the night.

Immediately the hands released the boat and disappeared below the surface. The bearded man, who had grabbed Bobby Lee’s right leg below the knee, let go and sank soundlessly into the lake like a film of splashing water run backwards. I caught a glimpse of him hurrying after the others like a man-shaped torpedo.

“Cold,” Bobby Lee moaned, clutching his soaked denim-clad leg. “That thing was freezing, Kenny.”

“Hurry and cut your line,” I panted. “Then start that damned engine.” My brain was having trouble sorting out what I’d just witnessed, but my blood sang with adrenaline.

Bobby Lee stared across the water to where his line disappeared, hyperventilating. His eyes looked jumpy and his hands trembled.

“Bobby Lee!”

I started back to the transom, stepping over tackle and the cooler, and then the line in Bobby Lee’s hand came alive again. He pulled back by reflex and started reeling.

“Cut the line!” I hollered.

“That damn thing’s dangerous,” he said grimly. “We can’t leave it here.”

I couldn’t believe what I’d heard, but I recognized that stubborn tone in Bobby Lee’s voice. Did he mean to sell the lure to someone else? Someone like the National Enquirer or one of those UFO TV specials? Or was he really afraid to let it sink into the lake?

Bobby Lee cranked furiously, his expensive reel spooling line in fast.

I reached down and fumbled open my tackle box. A fillet knife, slender blade almost gone from sharpening, lay in the bottom compartment in a plastic sheath. I pulled it out.

Bobby Lee didn’t even try to stop me. He’d probably never seen me move so fast. I grabbed the line just past his rod tip and cut it, but not before I felt a wild thrumming — and something that sounded like a chorus of garbled voices — telegraphed from the other end. It felt like they all had grabbed hold of that cursed lure.

Bobby Lee plopped back into his plastic swivel chair with a grunt. I sank into my chair and dropped the knife, shivering. We both saw his fishing line being drawn below the surface like a kid sucking down a long string of spaghetti. It disappeared quick.

“Sorry about that, Bobby Lee,” I said. “You can buy another from that Indian peddler, I guess.”

I didn’t mention that he’d be fishing it alone. I planned to start the outboard when I had my breath back, motor to shore, and never venture onto the lake again.

The boat lurched, and for a wild second I thought Bobby Lee had lost his senses and jumped in after that damned lure. Then I looked up and saw Karla, his hellcat of a wife, rearing up not a foot behind him.

She stood perched on the transom like a liquid emerald statue, smiling and swinging the lure like a hypnotist’s medallion. She looked not a day older than she had the week she disappeared, except there was a long dent in her skull above her left eye. Circling her wrists and long translucent legs were black tarnished bracelets of heavy logging chain.

Bobby Lee saw the expression on my face and slowly turned. His scream probably gave the loons nightmares for a year. It was still rolling across the water when the lake spirit that had once been Karla stepped down into the boat.

Bobby Lee leaped up like he’d touched a live power line. Moaning, he grabbed the wooden oar from the boat floor and swung at his dead wife’s liquid form. The paddle sank into her neck at the shoulder — and came to a syrupy stop.

The Karla-thing grinned her most ferocious grin and suddenly lost all human form, twisting up the oar handle and Bobby Lee’s arm. She flowed over him like some gelatinous monster from a drive-in flick, cutting off his final scream.

I turned to escape, to run across the water like one of those South American basilisks, and I stumbled on the tackle box. I saw stars and the pale, pocked belly of the Strawberry Moon, and then nothing at all.

So I swam to shore, clawed my way through the thick brush and cattails along the bank until I came to the launch ramp and my pickup, then barreled into town on the county road that runs alongside the south end of the lake.

At the police station I shivered and gulped hot coffee and told them what had happened to Bobby Lee and, sadly, where they’d find the remains of his missing wife — or at least a version they would believe. Drunk and guilt-ridden, I said, my friend had confessed and jumped overboard before I could stop him.

Oh hell, I wish I could tell you that’s what happened.

No storyteller likes to serve up an odd or unsatisfying ending, and fishermen are no different. But none of that Nancy Drew stuff happened. And it’s not so bad here beneath the lake’s green, concave sky.

You didn’t guess that I never made it back to dry land? Karla took Bobby Lee with her — oh yes, she’ll be giving him an earful from now until eternity — but I drowned, plain and simple. Must have hit my head on the side of the boat when I tumbled overboard. No life vest on, like they warn you about in all the safety advertisements. Glub-glub.

It’s at night that loneliness calls me from the cold depths, makes a small part of me yearn to rejoin those who still kick, paddle, and motor above the lake’s vast surface. Every so often a boat drifts silently by overhead like a slender dark cloud, and a flash of silver catches my eye as some midnight angler’s nickel-plated lure pulsates through the depths. A permanent resident of that drowned (but hardly deserted) village beneath the lake, I finally understand the ageless attraction that draws the deepwater fish closer to the surface. The glimmer of reflected moonlight; the muffled thrumming of hammered metal.

When the Strawberry Moon comes again, I’m going to grab myself one and give some old boy a good story to tell his fishin’ buddies.

The Mists of the Southern Seas

by Martin Limón

The Great King Sejong Daewang held up the chart and pointed to the clustered islands along the southern coast of Cholla Province.

“The Japanese pirates have been seeping through these bays and isthmuses like an evil poison in the blood. My best naval commander, Captain Yi, has been unable to stop them. Wherever he hunts, they are elsewhere. Whenever he pursues, they are gone. I fear they have information that assists them in their insidious tasks.”

He laid down the chart, and his heavy brows turned on my master, Kang Huang-ho, the Inspector of the Five White Horses.

“I fear treason,” the king said.

His words filled the Hall of Maps and Books with a dread thicker than the mists of the southern seas. With my ink brush I scribbled as fast as I could, concentrating on my transcription.

The Royal Librarian and the Minister of Sea-borne Commerce both sucked in their breath and took small steps backward. Not so my master. There was no disloyalty in the depths of his soul to make him quaver before the glare of the king. His reaction was a slow tightening of his face and anger that treason could exist in the Kingdom of Korea.

He grabbed the gold amulet that hung at his chest, the emblem of the Five White Horses that made him a royal inspector, subject only to the order of the king.

“Then I ride today,” he said, “with my trusty Scribe Jo, to find the scoundrel who is feeding information to the Japanese pirates and causing suffering to the humble seagoing subjects of our Great King.”

“May your steed be swift,” said the king. “But guard yourself carefully, my faithful Inspector Kang. To rape and pillage is an obsessive lust not easily shaken — and a vice that men will kill to protect.”

My master sank to his knees and tapped his forehead to the varnished oak floor. He rose and strode out of the hall. I scurried after him, hoping no one would notice the comings and goings of a nearsighted mouse with ink brush and scroll.

A journey of almost six hundred li should take a civilized man close to a month to traverse. This allows time for the observation of the birds and the beasts of the field and opportunity to converse with the craggy hills and the flowing waters. Without this time for reflection, how could we have created the great poetry and art of the Kingdom of Korea? Even in China, the Middle Kingdom, our men of brush and verse are held in great reverence, but it is only through considered reflection that such honors can be amassed.

Alas, my master knew none of these things. He rode ahead of me on his great white steed while I followed on my complaining little donkey, kicking him and cursing him with threats that would chill the blood of even the demon from the deep. My little donkey paid no attention, however, and if it hadn’t been for my master’s wise decision not to feed him until the end of the day, I wonder if we would have made any progress at all.

The only comforts on the journey were provided by the simple country inns at the end of the day. Most of them were stingy with their charcoal so the flues beneath the floors were not properly heated, and the sleeping mats were lumpy, and the rice was laced with pebbles and beans. But compared to the hardships of the road they seemed to me like the scented palaces of the Duke of Chou. I ate, bathed as best I could in the nearby streams, and called a big-footed country girl to my room to walk on my back. Within minutes I would be asleep. Still, I woke during the nights, my dreams troubled in the strange surroundings, and saw my master poring over reports by the light of a guttering oil lamp.

Only the sages would know why he filled his saddlebags with such rubbish. Certainly the traitor would cower and confess when it was revealed to him that a personal representative of the king, an inspector of the highest rank of the Five White Horses, had come to ferret him out.

I closed my eyes, thought of the fleshly pleasures of the capital city of Seoul, and tried not to think of the morrow’s ride.

We crested the small circle of hills and looked down on what was left of the fishing village of Hei-byon. What looked like puffed bags lay between the charred skeletons of simple huts.

As we wound our way down the narrow pathway, the stench of death assaulted our nostrils. My master slipped off his horse and disappeared into the woods to investigate. I followed, raising my riding scarf to cover my nose. The odor led us to the corpse. Using the dead branch of a tree, Inspector Kang turned it over. Flies buzzed skyward.

“An old woman,” he said. “Stabbed repeatedly.”

He shook his head and turned the corpse back over. My stomach tried to crawl up my throat. We returned to our mounts and continued down the road only to find that at Hei-byon the scene was much worse.

No dogs barked, and no sounds of human voices greeted us. Bodies lay strewn everywhere. It seemed that the swarms of insects were drunk with joy, like a second phalanx of marauders.

We rode to the center of the village. A great pile of burnt rubble sat in the middle of a clearing. Inspector Kang gazed around slowly, taking in everything.

“They started a bonfire here,” he said. “Notice the broken jars and the scattered bones of swine and fowl. They feasted. And notice the bodies that lie about us.” I was trying not to. “They are all men or old women or children too young to be worth anything as slaves.” He poked about the rubble. “I am wrong. There are some male children here also who would have been old enough to work.”

“And the others?” I asked.

Inspector Kang Huang-ho sighed. “What’s left, faithful Clerk Jo?”

“Only young women.”

“Yes. That’s all they took. And their children were killed to make the young mothers easier to handle.”

I wonder how he surmised such things. But my master was older than I, by ten years. He was over thirty and still physically robust. He had been a soldier and a foreign envoy of the king, and he had seen much of the world. I had seen little. Other than by means of the ancient texts, I had never left the City of Seoul until I had passed the examinations and been appointed to serve the great Inspector of the Five White Horses. But in many ways, I still knew little about him. Other than that everywhere he went people stood in awe of his rank and the ladies peered at him greedily from behind their scented sleeves. But he never spoke of his past. Only his work.

“Make a chart of the entire village,” he said. “Every house, every pathway, and the position of every body. Leave out no details.”

I dismounted, and my bony-backed donkey brayed his approval. After I had been working for a few minutes, I noticed my master’s body tense atop his white steed. As I turned, they emerged from the boulders surrounding the village like the mist of the sea itself.

They were unkempt men, as hard and bronzed and sinewy as the driftwood that lay scattered along the shore. The sharpened edges of their scythes glistened in the morning sun. One of them stepped forward. A ragged, half-starved boy came with him.

“You there,” my master said in his voice of command, “what brings you to the village of Hei-byon?”

“I used to live here, your honor. Me and my son here.”

“And these other men?”

“They are relatives of those who are slain, from nearby villages. Do you have news of the pirates?”

“That is what I am here to investigate.”

“If they return, we will be ready for them.”

All of his comrades grumbled in unison. Some of them brandished homemade cudgels and pikes.

“Were you here during the attack?”

“No. My son and I had traveled to Ji-san, a village up the coast. My father’s youngest brother lay dying, and it was required that we pay proper homage and assist his spirit in retreating to the underworld. When we came back, this is what we found.” He opened his arms, as if welcoming the carnage. “I buried my wife and two infant daughters. My mother I have not yet found.”

“It seems some of the villagers tried to escape into the surrounding hills. We found one body as we rode in. I suggest you check up the pathway.”

The man nodded his head slightly. “We will.”

“What makes you think the pirates will return?”

“We can only hope. Hope that they will return to allow me to die with the sweet taste of revenge on the edge of my blade.”

“You know that’s not likely.”

“Yes. That’s why we are repairing our fishing boats. They smashed most of them. Then we can go on a hunt.”

“And when you find them?”

The man put his arms around the skinny boy. “No death will be sweeter for me and my son.”

Inspector Kang bowed from the waist. “I wish you good hunting, brave fisherman. My scribe and I must leave to continue our investigation.”

“You’ve been sent by the good King Sejong?”

“Yes.”

The man pushed the boy forward roughly. “Here. Take my son. His name is Yong-sok. He will be your servant and assist you in your endeavors.”

“You’ve already lost so much, good fisherman. Certainly this last sacrifice is not necessary.”

“If you are trying to find the pirates, it is necessary.”

When we left, the barefoot boy followed in the dust. After a few li, my master looked back, patted the rump of his steed, and helped the boy hop up. The filthy urchin clung like a sack of rag and bones to the magnificence of the Inspector of the Five White Horses.

The headquarters of the Royal Commandant Protector of the Southern Coast sat on a windswept promontory overlooking the sea. The spiked tops of ironclad turtle ships bobbed in the gently rolling waters by the quay. Verdant islands overcast with mist stretched off like giant stepping-stones into the horizon.

We were greeted formally by guards at the entranceway. Captain Yi was a burly man with a long drooping mustache, resplendent in the gold embroidery of his red naval robes. He grasped the hilt of his sword as he bowed and escorted us into his chart room.

No one seemed to notice me or the raggedy boy Yong-sok, but accepted us as part of Inspector Kang’s strange entourage. Envoys of the Great King Sejong Daewang were, after all, known to have their eccentricities.

Captain Yi spread a large chart on a high table and immediately began his briefing. Servants brought barley tea and rice cakes. The boy and I pounced on them. He was a greedy little rascal, but I resisted the temptation to throw an elbow into his face. Inspector Kang and the captain paid no attention.

Captain Yi explained all the various passageways usually used by pirates.

“We’re guarding them with every available ship. Certainly there are many spots for them to slip through, but I’ve also got roving patrols and villagers on various islands and seacoasts who are commissioned to observe and report to me any strange ship movements. So far we’ve got nothing. It’s as if the marauders dropped out of the sky.”

“Maybe it’s not Japanese pirates,” said Inspector Kang. “Has there been any movement by the Chinese pirate King Koxinga?”

“None that we’ve seen. The Chinese sealords usually travel in great force. When they arrive, it’s more like an invading armada than a pirate raid. These could, of course, have been his scouts, but even then it seems I would have found some trace of their movements.”

Captain Yi stepped away from his charts and bowed.

“If the Great King commands it, I will resign my post, for no protector of the king’s subjects should have been so incompetent in this matter. And if my death will allow the navy to save face, he will have that, too.”

Inspector Kang’s face flushed, and he pointed to the charts. “Rise, Captain Yi, and return to your charts. The king commands you to keep working on this problem. He told me himself that you are the best man for the job, so no more talk about resignation or the spilling of your own blood.”

Mollified, Captain Yi rose and returned to his work. Inspector Kang spoke as if nothing had happened.

“Tell me about the pirates in these waters.”

“The Japanese pirates are good and able seamen, worthy opponents. But once they get on land, they are nothing but wastrels. All discipline breaks down, and their only thought is to pillage and rape. May the good Lord Buddha help anyone who stands in their way, for their avarice knows no bounds.”

“Don’t the villagers fight back?”

“Of course. But the pirates are not fools. They always choose villages with weak or nonexistent fortifications, and they are always sure that they outnumber their opponents and have superior weaponry. They’ve managed to accumulate large stocks of the best in pikes and swords and arrows. Simple fishermen can’t afford such things. The pirates even have a few of the exploding sticks brought by the dog-face invaders.”

“Could it be the dog-men causing these troubles?”

“No. They are unaccustomed to our waters and therefore clumsy and easy to spot. I can’t believe it could have been them.”

Inspector Kang strode around the table, gazing down at the chart and the spots marked where the pirates had struck.

“The attacks seem to erupt along the coast like a growth centered on the township of Mokpo.”

“I thought of that,” Captain Yi said. “But that could be the aimless clustering of random events. After a few more attacks the center might appear to be somewhere else.”

“So it might.” Inspector Kang stroked his clean chin, as if waiting for the whiskers that would one day sprout when he became old and wise.

“What do the pirates do, Captain Yi, with the villagers they capture alive?”

“Usually they are women — young women — or children old enough to work. Sometimes men, if they are docile enough. They are sold on the island of Tsushima or the large island of Honshu if they can manage to get them back there. Sometimes, of course, they starve or are exposed to the elements too long, or the women are handled too roughly by the crew and damaged and thrown overboard as a token of good will to the killer fish, the brothers of the pirates. It is from the slave trade that the pirates derive much of their profit.”

“Who brings in more money? A young woman or a child who can work?”

“It depends on the comeliness of the slave. Sometimes the child can work and serve the purposes of a woman.”

Inspector Kang shook his head sadly and continued to study the charts, asking a few more questions of Captain Yi. The rice cakes were gone and no servants appeared with more, so Yong-sok and I got restless. Finally the interview was over, and Captain Yi escorted us to the door. In a moment we were mounted and riding north away from the coast.

“Forgive me for saying so, master,” I said, “but this Captain Yi seems unsure of himself.”

“Not unsure of himself,” Inspector Kang said. “He is a competent man faced with an insoluble problem. Therefore, he cannot stop tormenting himself by thinking there’s something he has overlooked.”

“Is there something he’s overlooked?”

“There must be.”

The boy sat morosely throughout the long day’s ride, staring at nothing as if his mind were a clean slate. I didn’t speak to him and didn’t try any foolish attempt at lifting his spirits. As long as he seemed to be in a trance he was safe, safe from the memories of his mother and his dead sisters. I’ve never been one of those who launch into foolish prattle in the vain effort to lift the spirits of someone sunk in grief. The goal is usually to make the prattler feel better, make him feel that he has done a good deed. If the bereaved person starts to pour his heart out, the prattler retreats, thinking his job is done, becoming frightened by the emotion that he has unleashed. Better by far to leave them alone and respond if they need you.

The only thing that got the boy’s attention was our midday meal, rice and strips of yellow turnip wrapped in sheets of salted seaweed. He ate like a mountain tiger and looked around for more. My master noticed and handed him what was left of his own meal. I am sorry to say that I myself had nothing left. A long morning on the back of my stubborn donkey had left me famished, and I had wolfed down my food almost as fast as the boy.

When we crested a rise in the slowly undulating hills, the city of Mokpo spread out before us. The city sat on a bend in the coast, and several quays stuck out into the sea like rays of light from the sun.

The boy’s mouth fell open. He had never seen so many buildings or carts or people in one place. To me the place looked like one of the minor villages outside the capital city of Seoul. My master wasn’t awed by the place, but his eyes seemed to search everything — although what he could find interesting in such a backwater as this was beyond me.

As we approached the city, some local constables greeted us on foot. My master dismounted and let one of them take his horse. I was glad to turn over my donkey to anyone who would take it. The three of us, my master striding in front and the boy and I following, made our way through the muddy streets of Mokpo. Smiths stopped their hammering and vendors ceased their hawking long enough to stare at such an august personage as my master, Inspector Kang Huang-ho, Emissary of the Great King and Inspector of the Five White Horses. Women hid their giggles behind the backs of their hands.

A portly man in resplendent purple robes and a wide-brimmed horsehair hat bowed low at the gates of the Provincial Courthouse.

“Welcome, Inspector Kang. We have been looking forward to your arrival.”

“You are kind to greet us, Governor Pak.”

My master returned the bow, being careful to lower his head to exactly the same level as the governor’s. I knelt on the cobbled entranceway and lowered my head and pushed the boy down beside me, making sure his forehead actually touched the ground, although as a scribe of the royal court I didn’t have to go that low for a mere provincial governor.

The governor offered us rest and refreshment, but much to my disappointment, my master refused.

“Just for the boy. My scribe and I wish to discuss the issue of the piracy that has been ravaging your coast.”

A female servant appeared and took the boy away. We were ushered into the governor’s offices, and once again my master called for charts. He pointed out the places where the pirates had struck, but the governor clapped for tea, seemingly as bored by the entire affair as I. I sipped tea while the governor tried to brag to my master about all his connections in the royal court and about his family.

“My son has formed a literary society,” the governor said. “Many of the finest young poets in the country have flocked to Mokpo just to be near him. So many in fact that he had to take refuge in one of my summer houses. There he is known as the Balladeer of the Southern Seas.”

My master listened politely for a while and then abruptly cut him off.

“What are your plans to stop these pirates?”

“Plans?” The governor looked flustered, but he sat up straighter in his chair and took on such a solemn expression that one of his double chins folded in on itself. “The plans — military plans, that is — are to be devised and executed by Captain Yi, the Protector of the Southern Coast. I am an administrator of the province, not an admiral.”

“And the rice yield of Cholla Province has gone down steadily since you took over here five years ago.”

The governor sucked in his breath.

“That is due to typhoons and poor rain during the growing season.”

“There have been no more typhoons under your rule than under your predecessor. Lack of rain can be overcome with mobilization of the peasantry to keep the irrigation systems in good repair. It has been reported to the king that precious water has been scandalously diverted to the farmlands of the rich. People who keep close association with you.”

The governor stood up. “This is preposterous! Who makes such claims?”

“You shan’t know their names, good governor. I will not add to your list of victims for your Provincial Extractor of the Truth. Your torturer.”

The governor’s face turned as purple as his robes. My master swiveled his head.

“Fetch the boy.”

I scurried through the palace, asking questions of whomever I could find, and found the boy in the servants’ kitchen; washed, scrubbed, and wearing a clean new tunic and trousers that were only slightly too large for him. I jerked him away in mid-slurp from a bowl of steaming noodles. He protested but was so slight that he hardly slowed my progress. At the entranceway we found my master. We all bowed perfunctorily to the governor and walked out into the streets of the city of Mokpo.

Inspector Kang strode so quickly that the boy and I had to run to keep up with him.

“Can you imagine the man? Men and women and children placed under his care are being robbed and raped and slaughtered like spring goats, and he says simply that it is not his responsibility? And his clumsy spies. They have been following us since we entered the city. No finesse at all. They stare directly at their quarry instead of following by looking elsewhere and thereby not arousing suspicion. Is he too cheap to hire professionals? Even now they follow us, the base louts.”

I don’t think I had ever seen him so mad. Even when involved in mortal combat. To him, combat was just a series of problems: protective moves to be made, blows to be struck, arrows to be launched. Problems that perhaps came more rapid-fire than your day-to-day problems, but simply a succession of problems nevertheless. Anger or emotion of any kind just got in the way of solving those problems. That was why now, to see him so angry, was more frightening to me than the evil intentions of the governor of South Cholla province or the bloodthirsty assaults of the pirates from the Source of the Sun.

After walking around the city for a while in a very large circle, my master calmed down somewhat.

While he and the boy waited, I entered a tavern and asked some questions. Being a fledgling poet myself, I had been intrigued by the governor’s comments concerning his son’s literary society. The tavern owner was generous with his information and told me of the favored spot of the Poets of the Southern Seas.

I returned to my waiting master and the boy Yong-sok. After a few blocks we entered the place that the owner had recommended as a meetingplace for the literary set of Southern Cholla Province. The Inn of the Diving Crane.

It was a comfortable inn. The floors were made of unvarnished but well-scrubbed wood, and it housed a wineshop under the same roof. My master retired to his room to study his charts, and once the boy saw the sleeping mat and bead-filled pillow in our room, he flopped down and went immediately to sleep. That left me time to slip away to the bathhouse.

Since the shadows of the day were just beginning to get long, the ladies of the Wineshop of the Diving Crane had not yet begun work. I was fortunate enough to find them, upon entering the bathhouse, already immersed in the hot tubs and slapping one another’s backs with the twigs of elms.

Naked, I slipped into one of the tubs and began to chat with them — the aimless chatter of any wandering young man to the ladies of a wineshop. They giggled politely at my weak jokes but were finally impressed by my Seoul accent.

“Are you here with the great Inspector Kang Huang-ho?” one of the most comely of the ladies asked me. Word of his travels spreads quickly in provincial towns.

“Yes. I am his official scribe.”

Their eyes widened.

“An official scribe. You must be a very educated man, young master.”

“You flatter me too much. When I studied near the Dragon Throne, I came to understand only how ignorant I really am.”

“You’ve been to China?”

“I was fortunate enough to be selected to go in preparation for my current occupation.”

“Certainly you will be coming to our wineshop tonight, young master. We will be very honored.”

“If my studies permit, I will be honored to attend.”

With that the ladies left, in a flurry of jiggling flesh and gently spraying water. After I returned to my room I changed into the only tunic and pair of trousers I had that were still clean. How could I not go to the Wineshop of the Diving Crane after such a lovely invitation? Of course I would have gone anyway, with or without an invitation.

As I left the boy snored loudly. My master’s oil lamp sputtered steadily in his room.

Downing thirty cups while a comely young maid plucks on her stringed kayagum and sings songs of lost love that will never be regained is a tradition that goes back to the earliest recorded histories of the Duke of Chou. The great Chinese poet Li Po composed his best verse under such conditions. I must say that inspiration seemed to swarm around me that night, and Inspiration’s name was Yun-hi. She had a face like one of the heavenly consorts who escorted the Gautama Buddha to paradise. Her voice and laughter were like the calls of geese as they fade off into the golden southern skies. She sat so close to me that I could touch her embroidered silk robes, and I was more intoxicated by her presence than by the thirty cups of crystal pure rice wine.

“Your mission must be very important, young master, for an important man like yourself to travel all the way to the humble city of Mokpo.”

“Oh, it is very important. Very important indeed.”

She laid her soft fingers on my arm. “You will be careful, won’t you?”

“Of course. It is nothing after all. Just to stop a few Japanese pirates from raiding coastal villages.”

“I know you can handle it.” She reached out with my chopsticks, plucked another portion of squid tentacle out of the hot red sauce, and popped it into my mouth. “You must be very hungry after so much traveling.”

“You satisfy all my hunger, Yun-hi.”

She pouted. “But my sisters and I, we are all famished. After spending so much time with you in the bathhouse we didn’t have time to eat.”

“Then order fruit and crabmeat for yourself and all your sisters. Nothing is too good for Yun-hi and the ladies of the Wineshop of the Diving Crane.”

She bowed her forehead almost to the floor, and I admired her jet black hair knotted tightly into a jade hairpiece.

Sometime later in the night the travel and the exertion and the rich food must have gotten to me. I felt queasy. As I rose to leave, Yun-hi stayed close to me and at the door presented me with the bill. My mouth fell open.

“This is more expensive than the wineshops of the District of Brightness in Seoul!”

“What do you think we are?” Yun-hi said. “Illiterate barbarians down here? Of course the food and the wine and the company of cultured ladies does not come cheaply.”

“But five hundred won for the food alone?”

“Oh, how you complain! And you, a cultured gentleman from Seoul. Just last week the Prince of Poets, Young Pak, was in here with his entourage. They spent ten times this much and didn’t complain about the price as you do. And they are Cholla men!”

“This Young Pak, is he the son of the governor, the one who has organized a literary society?”

“Yes. That’s the one.”

“Then poetry must be rather profitable.”

“Oh, he has plenty. His father is the governor, after all.”

I paid the bill, leaving me only a few won for the entire trip back to Seoul. While Yun-hi scurried off to fetch my change, I had trouble standing and held onto the wooden entranceway. Something kept telling me there was information here that I needed to sort out. Something that would help my master. I struggled to unfog my brain. Still, I couldn’t figure out what it was, but I resolved to gather as much information as I could; tomorrow I could let my master sort it all out. Yun-hi returned and plopped the few copper coins into my palm.

“This Young Pak, his father said that he had gone off to some sort of retreat.”

“Oh, yes. He’s gone off with his entourage to live at his father’s fine summer home.”

“Where is it?”

“On the Island of the White Crane.”

“Is it far?”

“Oh no. We have thousands of islands just off the coast. I’ve never been there and I’m not sure which one it is, but it’s out there somewhere.” She waved her arm towards the sea.

“Why did these poets, from a retreat, come into Mokpo?”

She giggled. “They are very lively young men, and very bold. They were celebrating something, they said. Some sort of triumph of art over reality.”

“What did they mean by that?”

“I haven’t the slightest idea. But they were very generous.”

I thanked Yun-hi, and she escorted me out the door, smiling and bowing all the way. For these prices she could afford a dazzling display of gratitude upon my leavetaking.

I stumbled into the Inn of the Diving Crane and climbed the stairs to my room. The boy was still snoring but turned over restlessly when I entered. As I undressed and rolled out my sleeping mat, I wondered what would make a group of poets so free with their money, and I wondered why they didn’t do their celebrating in the governor’s mansion.

Certainly the food and the wine were better there. And free. And the ladies were even more cultured than Yun-hi. If not more beautiful.

Something shook me. A blinding glare entered my eyes, and the inside of my skull lit up with fire.

“Arise, young scribe. We have work to do.”

I sat up, rubbing my eyes. My master Inspector Kang and the boy Yong-sok were staring at me.

“Drunk again, eh?”

“Not drunk, master. Just mingling with the natives, gathering information, as per your instructions.”

“And I suppose you found much that will be useful to us.”

I rose slowly from the sleeping mat, feeling little bursts and pops along my rib cage and my stomach.

“Yes. I found out about a poet’s conquest over mundane reality.”

My master burst out laughing. “Well, the sun is up now, good scribe, and we have much work to do and no time for such foolishness.”

“But, sir...”

“I went over the charts again carefully last night, comparing the data Captain Yi gave me on the frequency and placement of his patrols with the time and place of the raids. It is very curious. I don’t see how any pirates could get through his ingenious moving blockades without being spotted. Possibly they have a hiding place within the numerous islands and coves of the seas of Southern Cholla Province. I’ve charted out some areas for search that might prove useful.”

I rolled up my sleeping mat, put on my trousers and tunic, and knotted my hair atop my head.

“If you will allow me, sir. The poet I was referring to is not just any poet. He is the Young Pak, son of the provincial governor.”

Inspector Kang grew quiet and looked at me.

“He and his entourage, their so-called literary society, were in the Inn of the Diving Crane a few nights ago. Celebrating. And spending their money quite freely, according to a young lady of my acquaintance.”

“One of the wineshop girls?”

“Yes. Her name is Yun-hi, and she is very...”

“Go on with your story, scribe.”

“There’s not much more, sir. They seemed to have plenty of money and were quite bold. They were celebrating something they called ‘the conquest of art over reality.’ ”

“What did they mean by that?”

“I don’t know. She didn’t know either.”

“The foolishness of poets is hardly relevant to our investigation, Scribe Jo.”

“But there’s one other thing, sir. She said their retreat was somewhere off the coast, on the Island of the White Crane.”

“The Island of the White Crane, did you say?”

“Yes.”

Inspector Kang swiveled and rushed out into the hallway and back to his room. The boy and I followed. I noticed that the boy’s eyes were much more observant this morning. The food and the rest had done him much good. My stomach tightened like the fist of a boxer. I wish I felt nearly as good as the boy.

When we entered his room, my master had unrolled one of his charts and hunched over it.

“Here it is. Right here, scribe. Look at it!”

I bent over and peered through the dim light. My master’s fingertip jabbed just below the outline of a small island.

“Yes, sir. There it is,” I said.

“Don’t you see? This is just the area I had calculated when you consider... oh, never mind.”

My master turned and looked at the boy. “Come here, Yong-sok.” The boy stepped forward. Inspector Kang grasped his shoulders. “Your name means Steadfast Bravery. I want you to use that bravery today and take a message to your father.”

The boy nodded.

“Tell him that I sail today. To the Island of the Crane Who Eats Her Young. Do you understand that?”

The boy nodded.

“Repeat it back to me.”

The boy repeated the message back several times, and Inspector Kang patted him on the shoulder.

“How long will it take you to walk home?”

The boy brightened. “Less than a full day, sir.”

My master frowned. “Can you ride a donkey?”

“Yes.”

They both looked at me. I shrugged. Walking is just as good as riding that cursed beast, as far as I’m concerned.

We sent a courier to fetch our steeds and watched the boy as he rode off through the gates of the city. He switched the donkey’s backside confidently and moved forward at a brisk pace. The obstinate old bag of fleas must have decided to put on a display of obedience just to embarrass me.

The fisherman we hired on the quay of Mokpo had been happy to earn the money. Once we were outside the bay, my master stepped to the stern of the ship and spoke to the burnt-faced old man.

“Do you see that craft following us?”

“Been watching it since we left shore, sir.”

“Do you think you can elude him?”

“Of course.”

“There’ll be a hundred won more in it for you if you do.”

The fisherman nodded his head and steered off towards two little islands shrouded in mist. After a series of expert maneuvers, the ship following faded away and then disappeared in the low-lying clouds.

By the time we approached the Island of the White Crane, my stomach had expelled all its contents and was now nothing more than a dry, aching sack. My master and I hopped out of the small boat when we hit the shore and dragged it across the flat pebbles to the sand. Inspector Kang handed the fisherman a small bag of coins.

“Shall I wait for you, sir?”

“No need.”

“How will you get back?”

“Either other transportation will be provided or we won’t be in need of transportation.”

The fisherman nodded, and we shoved him back into the waves. A shiver went down my spine as he disappeared into the heavy bank of mist. I was afraid to ask my master about how we would get back to the mainland. I knew he had a plan, but if I coaxed him into telling me the details, I would probably be even more frightened. We walked up to the bluff that ran along the coast, and off in the distance, on a rise surrounded by groves of rippling elms, we saw the summer palace of the governor of Cholla Province. Craggy mountains loomed behind it, their peaks shrouded in the salty dark clouds of the southern seas.

Inspector Kang found a comfortable grassy knoll and sat down.

“We will rest here, scribe, until nightfall.”

I sat down next to him. In a few minutes he had leaned back and was fast asleep.

I wondered what in the name of the Great Sage Confucius we were doing here. The swooping gulls gave me no answer. Black clouds peeked over the mountains and lumbered slowly in our direction.

The rain and the winds were picking up strength when a surprised servant greeted us at the gateway and scurried back into the house. Lanterns were being lit as we stood in the courtyard, and in a moment a frail young man dressed in the flowing silk finery of the Chinese court stepped out onto the long wooden porch.

“Inspector Kang,” he said, bowing low. “What a wonderful surprise.”

More young men poured out onto the porch, all dressed just as foppishly as their host.

“We were about to sit down to our evening meal. Won’t you join us?”

Inspector Kang nodded, slipped off his sandals, and stepped up onto the porch. I followed. We were led down long corridors and into a central dining hall with low tables outfitted with shining silver chopsticks and brightly painted porcelain cups.

“Here, good inspector. Sit with me, at the head of the table.”

I was shuffled off to the side, and a servant bade me follow. I shook my head and took a seat on the warm floor at the edge of the hall.

Young Pak was a goodlooking young man, face all round and smooth and skin unblemished. He was frail but seemed slightly flushed, as if the excitement of life and the toll of his rich living would one day cause his outward beauty to crumble into red-veined decay. His manners were impeccable, and I noticed that his speech held none of the coarse syllables of the dialect of South Cholla.

The young men in his entourage were all much like him, as if they were trying to imitate him in some way. They made ironic little comments, barely audible, like inside jokes, and cackled occasionally amongst one another. My master ignored them and moved regally to his seat at the head of the table.

Holding the metal winepots with two hands, the young men all immediately filled one another’s cups. One of them leaned forward and filled first Young Pak’s and then Inspector Kang’s. My master ignored the insult.

Young Pak rose from the floor and held his cup above his forehead with both hands.

“To the health of our Great King, Sejong Daewang.”

Everyone stood and drank with him. When the cups were refilled, my master lifted his and said, “To the health and prosperity of the people of South Cholla Province.”

There was much giggling and only desultory drinking. Most of the men, I noticed, didn’t bother to drain their cups.

“Such an admiration for the rabble is quite commendable,” said the Young Pak. His followers roared their approval, and everyone sat down abruptly. Only Kang Huang-ho, Inspector of the Five White Horses, remained standing. He reached into his tunic and pulled out the golden amulet of his rank.

“I am not here to drink and trade barbs with you, young poets. I am here on a mission from my king.”

The men glanced at one another, rolling their eyes, quite amused by my master’s officious tone. Young Pak seemed delighted. A beatific smile covered his face.

“I have a few facts to recite to you gentlemen,” my master said. “First, the recent raids conducted by pirates along these coasts were not the evil work of Japanese.”

A murmur went through the crowd.

“And not the Chinese, either. The great warlord Koxinga, on the Island That Rises from the Sea, would have come to these shores in force. No one would have been able to doubt his presence. The Japanese, had they been responsible for the raids, would not have taken the time to chase old women into the woods and slay them. Only a man concerned with there being no living witnesses would have gone to that much trouble. The Japanese would have been concerned with getting their share of the booty and their share of the women and leaving as soon as possible. No, young poets, these raids were not conducted by pirates from the Source of the Sun.”

My master’s gaze fell on each face around the room. Most of them looked back at him insolently. Sneeringly.

“Second, no raiding party would have been able to penetrate these waters and get away again undetected without having a safe haven inside the defensive network set up by the brave Protector of the Coast, Captain Yi.”

The mention of the name caused many guffaws around the long table. “He is but a blind military man. A base lout. A man of no subtlety.”

Inspector Kang moved his hand to the hilt of his sword.

“Third, whoever the clumsy fools were who were following me in Mokpo were not professional spies.” He turned to the Young Pak. “Instead of sending your poets to follow me, you should have opened your purse and paid a professional. Certainly your father would not have insulted me by dispatching amateurs.”

Young Pak laughed and clapped his hands in glee. “Oh, yes, good inspector. You are so right.” These poets considered all my master’s efforts and speaking here to be nothing but entertainment. Raw material for their empty verses.

“Fourth, you were foolish enough, after your last raid on the village of Hei-byon, to go into Mokpo to celebrate with the ladies of the Inn of the Diving Crane.”

A young poet lifted his cup high over his head. “Let’s hear a cheer for the good lady Yun-hi.” All the poets applauded and cheered at the same time. It was more than I could bear. I stood up, my fists clenched. Inspector Kang shot me a glance that froze me in my tracks.

He swiveled slowly and looked down at the Young Pak. His voice was low but filled the chamber.

“Have you nothing to say for your crimes? Have you no remorse over the infants and children and men and old people who were killed? Have you no mercy on the young women who were raped and torn cruelly from their families? Is this the legacy of your so-called art? To turn yourselves into beasts? To become no better than ravenous animals?”

Young Pak sprang to his feet.

“What do you know of it? You who have spent your life in service of a king? What do you know of art? And beauty? We who need to express ourselves in beautiful verse also need to constantly stoke the fires of our experience. What good would be a boring bureaucratic life to an artist like me? I need adventure. I need life. I need passion. That’s what we have found here. Real life, real passion, real tears from the people we rape and kill. What if a few peasants suffer? We are producing poetry here that will transform all poetry for all time. Even the great masters of the Middle Kingdom will stand in awe of us. We are a workshop of artists who will take the experience we need and dare the gods or your peasantry or even the laws of the king to do anything about it!”

The poets all stood up, cheering.

Inspector Kang waited until they quieted down and kept waiting until the room was very still again. “Listen to me closely, Young Master Pak, and listen to me closely, all you poets of the Island of the White Crane. You have committed grievous crimes against the subjects of Sejong Daewang, and their deaths will not go unavenged. In the name of the king, I place you all under arrest.”

A great laughter went up. When it died, the Young Pak spoke.

“And how will you accomplish this arrest, Inspector Kang? When you left Mokpo, no one knew where you were going. Yes, you evaded my spies on the open seas, but they have since reported to me.” The wind rapped shutters loudly against the outside walls. “And with this storm upon us, who will doubt that men in a small craft could be lost on such a terrible night?”

“So you will kill the fisherman?”

“That has already been taken care of. You called us amateurs. In the ways of spying, I suppose you’re right. But don’t try to outsmart a poet. He is always far ahead of you.”

A servant, drenched with rain, ran into the hall.

“Invaders, sir. Armed men. Coming up the bluff!”

The poets froze, and then all eyes were on Inspector Kang. Young Pak spoke. “But you brought no force with you from Seoul. We had you followed. You came only with this mangy scribe.”

“I didn’t need to bring a force with me. You created one for me.”

“What do you mean?”

“Are you a poet who knows nothing about hatred? Well, congratulations, Young Pak, you are about to become well acquainted with that most heated of all emotions. At the hands of the fishermen from the neighboring villages of Hei-byon!”

I grabbed one of the oil lamps and tossed it at the poet who had insulted the beautiful Yun-hi. He screamed, and his silk robes burst into flames. Inspector Kang Huang-ho kicked over the long table, and cups and hot wine flew everywhere. There was shouting at the gates. I ran outside to the courtyard, slipped through the darkness, and pulled back the heavy log that barred the entranceway. Skeletons armed only with sickles and hoes flew in.

“They are in the dining hall,” I shouted. “Stop them before they can get to their swords!”

The army of bone and sinew flew past me. I followed as the young poets erupted into the courtyard. Some of them brandished swords, and the heavy grunts and screams of fighting for life and death enveloped me. I grabbed earthen pots crammed with kimchi and hot pepper paste and threw them at whoever was wearing flowing silk robes.

Inspector Kang had been a greater judge of emotion than the erstwhile poet Pak. Hatred carried the day, and soon what was left of the young poets and their servants were kneeling in the center of the courtyard, facedown in blood, amidst the bodies of their fallen comrades. The fishermen stood around them, appropriated swords at the ready, taunting them and daring them to move.

Inspector Kang emerged from the dining hall, the tip of his sword at the back of the Young Pak’s neck. He forced him to fall on his belly and crawl through the muck and the blood to the front of the formation of his defeated comrades.

Yong-sok peeked through the gate and, seeing that all was quiet, ran to his father. Someone shouted that the women had been found and a dozen of them, looking dirty and haggard, were led up from the dungeon. There was much crying and silent embracing.

The boy darted back and forth, searching each face, and then seemed to remember that his mother had already been buried. He slouched slowly back to his father.

Inspector Kang sheathed his sword, approached father and son, and put his large hands on their shoulders. “I knew a man like you, good fisherman, would understand my message,” he said.

The fisherman nodded his head. “Yes, sir. We knew immediately. Only the cruelest of cranes would devour its own young.”

Kang Huang-ho, Inspector of the Five White Horses, looked about at the poets lying prostrate in the mud.

“And only the crudest of men would kill to fire their dead imaginations.”

Key for Two

by Albert Bashover

Carnow Industries is one of the larger toy manufacturers in the United States. It owns a four story, block square building in Jamaica, New York, and satellite plants in South Carolina and Taiwan. Most outsiders would think that a company this size would be run by a faceless board of directors hidden in paneled offices on the fourth floor of the main plant in Jamaica, but everyone in the toy business knows it is personally owned and personally run by a man named Sacha Carnow. A man who came to this country from Russia, penniless, when he was fourteen years old and quickly found out what luck, brains, hard work, and a bit of guile can do in this land of opportunity.

Sacha, a balding, heavyset bulldog of a man, runs his multimillion dollar toy business as if it is still a five-man operation in a second floor loft in Brooklyn where he started. He rumbles through the corridors of the Carnow building with the grace and subtlety of a rhinoceros overseeing everyone from the vice-president down to the man who sweeps the floor of the tool shop. They all know that at any moment “The Old Man” may be looking over their shoulder, telling them what’s wrong with their work and how to do it better. Nobody likes it, but they produce, and that’s what Sacha wants. Sacha gets what he wants — usually...

Unfortunately, what Sacha really wanted most, he couldn’t have: a son to carry on his business. After the birth of his daughter Miriam, the doctors had told Sacha and his wife that no more children would be possible. It was true that Miriam was almost everything that anyone could have wanted from a child. She was healthy, beautiful, and smart. She was even graduated from college with honors, and from law school at the top of her class, but she was still a girl. How could a man brought up with remnants of old-country culture still sticking leave a business like his to a mere girl? Ridiculous! Well, if he couldn’t have a son, he would have the next best thing, the best son-in-law available.

When Miriam announced on her graduation from law school that instead of going into the family toy business she was going to work for the law firm of Caruso, Kelly and Cohen, Sacha decided he would have to act. Miriam was well into marrying age, and a son-in-law was too important a matter to be left to chance.

That was when he noticed Jerry Solomon.

Jerry seemed to be the answer to Sacha’s prayers. Sacha had watched him ever since Dave Rabb, his vice-president in charge of engineering, had hired Jerry to work in the drafting department. He was the right age. He was single. He was ambitious, and he was smart. Not just smart — brilliant. In the short time Jerry had worked there, he had submitted many clever ideas and designs for toy mechanisms, some of which had become Car-now Industries’ biggest sellers. He was not even bad looking. If he had any fault, it was a streak of young stubbornness. Oh well, Miriam had a bit of that, too. Sacha saw Jerry as himself thirty years earlier.

Sacha had Dave Rabb create a Research and Development department and put Jerry in charge of it. That gave Jerry direct charge over six engineer-draftsmen who used to be his co-workers. It gave him a private glass-walled office, and use of the engineering department secretary. More important, it gave Jerry the status to be invited to Sacha’s Long Island estate, along with Dave Rabb and Henry Kaye, the sales manager, for a weekend of “business discussions.”

Though subtleties usually eluded him, Sacha knew how to get what he wanted.

Jerry felt uncomfortable. The size of the Carnow estate awed him. His past experiences had not included being served very expensive wine in very expensive crystal, in a “library” that had more square feet than Jerry’s whole apartment. Sacha and the two senior company officers were talking together when Jerry arrived. After a brief pause for greetings and introductions, they went right back to their discussion.

It might have been the age difference between Jerry and the other three men, but he thought of himself as “Jerry,” while the others were “Mr. Carnow,” “Mr. Rabb,” and “Mr. Kaye.” He felt like a little kid at a party for grownups even though, because of his promotion, he was supposed to be on a first-name basis with the others. He tried to contribute to the pre-dinner conversation, which was mostly about the upcoming toy show in New York City, but Sacha, Dave, and Harry formed a closed conversational group and kept the ball bouncing among them. Even when Jerry could find something to say, he had little chance to say it.

Jerry found himself focusing on the fifth person in the group, a tall, attractive brunette about Jerry’s age, with intelligent bright black eyes. She had been introduced to him by Sacha as, “My daughter, Miriam — she’s a lawyer.” Sacha had introduced Jerry to her as “our resident mechanical genius.”

Miriam, smiling slightly at Jerry’s obvious discomfort, sat next to him while the three older men talked. When a complaint from Sacha started the three senior men talking loudly and simultaneously, Miriam leaned over to Jerry and half-whispered, “This always happens, Mr. Solomon. Dad only pauses to breathe, and as long as it’s Dave and Harry he wants to talk to, we might as well not be here.”

Her voice was velvet. It seemed unconsciously seductive. It was hard to believe that she shared the same gene pool as the juggernaut Sacha.

“I don’t mind it. It will give me a chance to get to know you better.” Jerry said it first as a polite, flirtatious conversation starter, but he realized with surprise that he really meant it. “By the way, my father is ‘Mr. Solomon.’ My name is Jerry.”

Miriam flashed a smile. “Well, now that we’re on a first-name basis, perhaps you’d like to look over the grounds while those three are determining the future of the toy industry. I could use some fresh air, and the gardens are really beautiful this time of year. They’ll never miss us.”

“Sounds like a good idea.”

Miriam rose and took Jerry’s arm.

“Dad, I’m going to show Mr. Solomon — Jerry — the grounds. We’ll be back before dinner.”

Sacha was arguing with Dave and had his back towards Jerry. He did not turn around, so Jerry couldn’t see his small, sly smile. “Go... go ahead,” he said.

As Jerry and Miriam strolled through the estate gardens, they talked about the flowers, the last Broadway shows they had seen, a concert and an art show that, coincidentally, they had both gone to, and New York politics.

In the past, Miriam had had trouble with men. She knew she was goodlooking enough, but she had difficulty hiding her intelligence, and that combination of brains and beauty was intimidating to most of the men she met. As the evening wore on, she began to feel that Jerry was not only unfazed by her intellect, but possibly even attracted to it.

The after-dinner conversation was mostly about the upcoming toy show until Harry Kaye brought up the problem of the fishing kit package.

“We’ve put a load of dough into developing it, and still the fishing kit is a lousy seller. What we need is a package that will catch the eye. Jerry, you’ve given us some pretty novel packaging ideas. How about working on something that would give this item a shot in the arm?”

“I’ll look into it, Harry, but I’ll have to admit, I don’t know much about fishing.”

“What kind of an American boy doesn’t know about fishing?” asked Sacha.

“I guess it’s the kind of American boy who never really went fishing.” Jerry tried to put a light english on the conversation.

Kaye was persistent. “I’ll tell you what. You come out with me on my boat next Sunday for some fishing. It’s a great way to relax. I’ll lend you some gear. Try it once and I guarantee you’ll be hooked.”

Harry looked pleased with his pun, but Jerry looked uncomfortable. “Harry, when I was about ten years old, my dad tried to teach me to fish. He took me to the local park in Rochester and showed me how to bait a hook with a live worm. That made me a little sick right then. After a while I caught something. It was only about five inches long, and the hook was caught in its eye. Dad removed the hook for me and threw it back in the water. The little thing flopped around for a while. It was obvious that it wouldn’t live long. I realized that I purposely killed something — and for no particular reason. I still can remember that feeling, and I didn’t like it. I’m sorry, Harry, but I find that the thought of hunting or fishing is a real turn-off for me.”

“You’re not a vegetarian, are you?” Kaye asked with just a touch of disdain.

“No, I’m not. But I can’t see going out of my way to hunt something.”

Miriam saw that Jerry was wading into a conversational swamp, and she didn’t like the expression that was forming on her father’s face. She took Jerry by the arm and announced, “Sorry, Harry, Jerry will be busy next Sunday anyway. I’ve already invited him out to play tennis. Fishing is an all right way to relax for some people, but I guess Jerry has found other ways to enjoy himself. After all, there are more ways than one to skin a cat.” She smiled up at Jerry. “See you Sunday?”

Harry remained silent. He knew better than to argue with the boss’s daughter.

Sacha was not happy with what he had heard. The toy industry, more than most, was a rough, dog-eat-dog business. Without a “killer instinct,” a man wouldn’t last a year in that cutthroat environment. Perhaps he had made a mistake with Jerry. He decided he would have to watch him a little more closely before he continued to play marriage broker. What he didn’t know was that he was too late. Miriam had already decided that this young mechanical genius who didn’t like killing had some qualities that might be worth looking into.

Three weeks later, Dave Rabb called Jerry into his office. “Jerry, you’re the only one I’m telling this to now, but I’m sure you’ll understand that I’ve got to let the old man know about it soon. Do you remember that about a year ago Acme Toys came out with a remote control boat that was an almost exact copy of the one you designed for us?”

Jerry thought for a moment. “I remember. At the time you told me you had talked to their sales manager, and you’d decided it was a coincidence. I think I told you at the time that it seemed to me the designs were too close to assume that.”

“Well, it looks like you might have been right,” said Dave. “I just found out from one of our salesmen who has a relative in the Acme plant that they’re tooling up for a talking, walking doll, and from his description, it sounds like an exact duplicate of the doll mechanism you designed six months ago. I’ll take coincidence as an explanation only once. Now I’m beginning to think we have a spy in the engineering or research department.”

Jerry frowned. “The drawings for that doll have never been out of my office, Dave. I know it’s not a steel safe, but the upper right-hand drawer of my desk has a good tumbler lock, and whenever I’m working on a new idea, I make sure it’s kept locked. If that drawer had been tampered with, I would have known.”

“I’m just telling you the facts, Jerry. I know the old man has his eye on you for important things, but you know Sacha. Business comes first. If there’s a leak, you’d better find it and get rid of it quickly. If that leak is from your department and it starts costing the company some really big money, you might find yourself back at the drawing board — or out altogether.”

A troubled Jerry walked through the engineering department to his small office at the end of the corridor. He had to admit that Dave was probably right. There could very well be a leak from his section, probably from one of his own designer-draftsmen. They were the ones most privy to the projects that Jerry worked on.

Industrial espionage was not exactly new in the toy business, but Jerry felt particularly violated. He had worked with these six men for over two years. He knew them, and he knew some of their families. Finding out who the spy was would be one problem. Facing him and firing him would be an even bigger one. He had never done anything like that, and the thought of it gave him a sick feeling. For some reason, his fishing experience with his father flashed through his mind. Jerry knew that Sacha was watching his relationship with Miriam growing warmer, but he also knew that Sacha would expect no less than fast and efficient action to protect his business, no matter who was hurt.

So this is what being a big-shot in a big organization is like, thought Jerry. He didn’t like it.

Jerry was sitting at his desk, deep in thought when the five o’clock exodus of the sales and engineering departments began. He was still sitting there at six o’clock when the engineering department was completely empty.

He stared at the upper right-hand desk drawer. It was securely locked, as it always was whenever he had any important papers in it, but from what Dave Rabb had said, the drawings of the talking, walking doll might as well have been spread out on the top of the desk along with the bunch of other papers piled there.

Who could have seen those drawings? How could they have seen them?

The who might be easier to figure out.

Frank Duval had been with the company for twelve years. He was three years older than Jerry, and though they got along well enough when they were working together, Frank’s attitude noticeably changed when Jerry became head of Research and Development. In many small ways Frank let it be known that the position should have been his.

Yes, it could be — it very probably was — Frank. But how?

Jerry thought back. He couldn’t remember saying anything to Frank about his doll idea. That drawer was locked from the moment Jerry had his first idea and made the first sketches of the basic mechanism for the doll. Yet according to Harry those copies of Acme’s were not just similar, they were basically the same. Frank — or someone — had been getting into his desk drawer undetected.

All the engineers worked overtime occasionally. Sometimes alone, so anyone had an opportunity to get into his drawer if he had a key. Jerry kept copies of all the keys of the Research Department desks and cabinets in a padlocked cabinet in his office, but the key to his special drawer was never there. He kept that one on his personal key ring.

Playing detective was second nature to Jerry. Every mechanical challenge he had been faced with was like a Sherlock Holmes story in miniature. There was the apparently insoluble problem, the locked room, the unbreakable alibi, and then the sudden flash of light as the answer revealed itself with brilliant clarity. This was just another challenge, perhaps a little more important than most but just as susceptible to solution. All he needed was that flash of light.

For a long while Jerry sat expressionless, swaying from left to right in his swivel chair. It often helped to approach a problem from the back door. A different point of view. Suppose Jerry were the thief. How would he have stolen secrets locked in someone else’s desk drawer without ever having access to the key of that lock, and without leaving a clue that anything had been disturbed? For twenty minutes the office was quiet except for the slight squeak as the swivel chair turned back and forth. In time a small smile began to form on Jerry’s face. For a second it stayed there, then his face tightened.

He rose quickly and went across the hall to the now empty experimental machine shop. He picked up a small screwdriver that one of the machinists had left on the workbench and returned to his office. He slid open his special drawer. It was never locked when he had nothing in it. With the drawer open, he could unscrew, from the inside, the two screws that held the cylindrical desk lock in position. When the screws were removed, Jerry pushed the lock into the drawer and picked it up.

Jerry leaned back and lightly tossed the lock cylinder in his hand while he thought back to his childhood. As a youngster, everything mechanical had fascinated him. He had once disassembled a lock of this type from his father’s desk and was fascinated by the cleverness of the design. It would allow only a specially cut key to be inserted into the center barrel, be rotated within the outer barrel, and open the lock. Jerry knew that the center cylindrical barrel that the key slid into would have five holes bored in it, matching five holes in the outer casing. Two brass pins, held against each other by a tiny spring, would fit into each hole. The pins would be of different lengths, so that only a key with the proper depth of cuts could align the separation between the two pins with the separation between the inner and outer cylinders. When that happened, the key could turn the inner cylinder and unlock the drawer. With five pins of various lengths, the number of possible key cuts was astronomical.

Jerry remembered when, as a child, he had disassembled the lock from his father’s desk. He had not been prepared for what was about to happen. When he removed the slip ring that held the unit together, and slid out the center cylinder, all the little brass pins and springs exploded into the air like a bunch of escaping grasshoppers and buried themselves in the depths of the shag carpet. His dad was due home soon, and Jerry was not supposed to be in his den. He had to work fast. He was able to find only enough pins and springs to fill two holes. With luck, he put the lock together again but with only two of the pin sets in the correct holes. Even with three of the locking pin sets missing, the lock acted normally, and his father never found out about Jerry’s intrusion.

Jerry looked at the lock in his hand. If he was right, he would not have to be very careful with this lock.

As he expected, when he disassembled the unit, four of the five holes in the cylinder were empty. Only the last hole held its complement of pins and spring. That one set of pins would make the lock seem to operate properly. The only difference would be that any key with just the last cut of the proper depth — any one of hundreds of keys — could open the lock.

Jerry felt an odd combination of relief and sadness. He had figured out how someone had been getting into his drawer without his knowledge. All that person had to do was remain in the engineering department some evening doing overtime work. Since the drawer would be unlocked when Jerry wasn’t working on something, he could remove the lock from the drawer as Jerry had done. Then he could remove most of the pins so almost any key could open it. From that point on, Jerry wouldn’t notice any breach of security, but the spy would have free access to the drawer with any one of hundreds of keys.

Jerry knew, even before he checked the keys in the key cabinet, that Frank Duval’s key could open the tampered lock, but as he’d feared, so did eight of the other keys in the cabinet. He had solved the how, but he had no proof of the who.

Jerry and Miriam had been going to La Trattoria on 58th Street for only three weeks, but they had come to think of it as “their” place. The restaurant was just two blocks from the offices of Caruso, Kelly and Cohen, where Miriam worked, so as usual she was there before Jerry. She sat at their usual table in the tiny restaurant savoring the smells of cheese and herbs coming from the noisy kitchen. In a little while Jerry would arrive from the Jamaica plant. They would talk about everything except law or the toy business. Mario, without asking, would bring them their meatballs and spaghetti. Later they would stroll for a few blocks down Eighth Avenue, not seeing the grime and seediness of the area; then they would see a show, or say goodbye with a light kiss at the subway station. The time went too quickly. Miriam knew it wouldn’t be long before their evenings would end differently.

This time when Jerry arrived, he looked preoccupied. Usually he was able to wipe the day’s cares from his mind and happily enter a world where only he, Miriam, and the aromas of basil, garlic, and oregano existed. This evening the real world and its cares showed on his face.

Miriam tried to keep the conversation light, but when the spaghetti and meatballs came, she finally said, “You might as well talk about it, Jerry. Whatever is bothering you obviously can’t be ignored.”

“We’ve managed not to talk about our work for so long, I hate to start now.”

“I know something about the toy business, Jerry. Talk to me about it. Perhaps I can help.”

Jerry poured out the story of his meeting with Dave Rabb, the discovery of the tampered desk lock, and his suspicions of Frank Duval.

“So I know how it was done, but I can’t confront Frank and accuse him. I have no proof. I can’t just fire him. Suppose he isn’t the guilty party? I could ruin the man’s reputation. But you know your dad. Sacha would want action, positive action, fast. If it were he in my position, he would probably fire Frank on the spot even if he had to invent a reason, but I can’t do it.”

“You’re right about Dad. Delicacy has never been his strong point, but Dad would be right about one thing. We can’t let this situation go on. You have to take some action, Jerry. Perhaps if—” Miriam stopped with a thoughtful frown. After a while her frown had turned into a slight smile. “I have an idea. It’s a little left-handed, but you might want to try it.”

Jerry was away from the office on business for two days. When he returned, the engineering office was buzzing about how Frank Duval, after being with Carnow Industries all these years, had called the personnel office and quit without notice. He hadn’t even come in to pick up his personal items. It was almost as if he was afraid to face his co-workers.

Jerry entered the office and sat down at the desk. He slid open the now unlocked “idea” drawer and lifted out the folded single sheet of paper lying in it. He dusted off the particles of flour still sticking to the paper and blew out the rest of the flour scattered in the bottom of the drawer.

Jerry smiled as he looked over the letter he had written. “Dear Frank,” it read. “Since the flour sprinkled on this sheet has been disturbed, and you are now reading this note, you may consider this your dismissal notice. You now know why I gave you overtime work before I left. It also should be obvious to you that there will be no more company secrets available to you in this drawer. I hope you will find contentment in your next job, but you realize, of course, I cannot give you an unconditional recommendation.

“In case you think it was just a wild guess that let me know it was you who was selling my ideas to Acme, you will find that your key, and only your key will now fit the lock of this drawer. I put your lock in my desk drawer, and the lock you tampered with in your desk.”

The letter was signed with Jerry’s usual scrawl.

Jerry leaned back in his swivel chair and thought of Sacha. He frowned. Sacha would approve of the results, but he probably wouldn’t appreciate the method very much. He would have preferred that Jerry face Frank and somehow extract a confession from him. Oh well, as Miriam had once said, there’s more than one way to skin a cat. He would let Miriam explain what happened to her father. After all it was her idea. That brought his thoughts around to Miriam, and Jerry started to smile again.

The Mirror

by J. A. Paul

The words struck the dim alley outside my open kitchen window and ricocheted back as if the speaker were perched on my sill. The shout had come from my side, but that was all I knew for sure. I lived on the fifth floor and there were four levels above me, not to mention the building across the sooty ravine. The words rang false.

“What goes on here!”

It sounded like a line of script, the response of an actor catching his daughter in the arms of the town hoodlum. It was authenticated by a bang! bang! and moments later another bang! like an exclamation point.

I was standing at the sink, hands under flowing water peeling a potato. It slipped from my fingers and I swear not ten seconds passed before I thought of dialing 911, but either I was immobile longer than I knew or the cops were at the corner. Sirens were shrieking before I turned off the faucet.

Gary arrived for his second dinner of the week and told me reporters were crowding the entrance. I repeated word for word, shot for shot, what had transpired, expecting, I suppose, a consoling hug. I might have read him a summary on the life cycle of snails. He asked if there were onions with the steak.

Of course I got angry. Had I not obligingly cooked supper despite the echo of bullets zipping around my kitchen? Wasn’t it likely someone was hurt? A moment of sorrow was in order, if not for me, at least for the target. Instead he ate with fine appetite and used my cheerless mood to justify going home before nine o’clock. I opened a bottle of wine to celebrate the fact that I was fond of Gary but not in love with him.

I had no more information until the eleven o’clock news when my austere building was laid before the viewing public complete with flashing police cars and ambulance. It was the lead story.

Diamond merchant pays unexpected visit to girlfriend. Finds her with publishing executive. Kills both, then self.

Pictures of the deceased filled the screen. Two handsome men, one lovely woman. I recognized her.

We had occasionally crossed paths in the elevator and at the produce counter on Saturday mornings. Generally speaking, we were the same age, size, and coloring. Our carts contained the same vegetables, and our business suits could be exchanged with neither of us noticing. It was our very similarity that had caused me to wonder, sometimes with envy, at our differences. While I am grateful for the wink of traffic lights, she had spurned car horns and swiveling heads as only a beautiful woman who is used to them can do.

There is no denying she deserved the attention. Her skin glistened like a baby’s, her hair gleamed like silk. Her eyes sparkled like opals, and she moved with the grace of a ballet dancer. In short, she had the allure I possessed only in dreams. Her boyfriends, as would be expected, were a parade of rich and exciting men, while mine — Gary, the insurance salesman, was typical — stood in a short, polyester-clad line of famished suitors. As her picture faded I was filled with pity.

Life goes on. The scene of the crime was for rent. The lease Gary held on his place downtown was ending, and its renewal would mean an increase. When he saw the Vacancy sign on my building, he reasoned he might get a bargain on rooms in which a double murder and a suicide had been committed. I took him to the ground floor rental office to meet my manager, a personable, balding, roly-poly man named Mr. Gillespie. He handed Gary a typewritten sheet of paper.

“All it says is you’ve been informed of the crimes. Management doesn’t want anybody moving in without signing. Later on the tenant could say we concealed pertinent information and stop paying the rent. There’s all kinds, believe me.”

I read it over Gary’s shoulder. The wording puzzled me.

“It says ‘three incidents of violent death.’ Don’t you mean one incident? Three deaths in one incident?”

He looked surprised.

“No. Three different incidents. Didn’t you hear about them?”

Privacy is costly. I should have befriended the gossips.

“If it’s your policy for tenants to learn such things by chance, how come you’re informing Gary and didn’t inform me when I rented my place?” I asked.

“Because you didn’t rent that apartment. We don’t have everybody sign. We’d scare away the whole population.”

“Do you mean to say they all occurred in that particular unit?”

“Right. And I’m glad you haven’t heard. It means we’ve managed to keep the apartment number a private matter. Those reporters would turn a coincidence into a mystical event.”

I’m not especially superstitious, but three violent episodes in a single apartment struck me as mystical, too. I thought Gary agreed.

“That bad, eh? What’s been happening up there?”

Mr. Gillespie sighed. Evidently the story bored him.

“The first was five years ago. Young lady fell into the alley. Nobody else was there, and she wasn’t the type to stand on a ledge washing windows, so they ruled it a suicide. The next tenant poisoned a bottle of whisky at his birthday party. Killed himself and three of his friends. Then there was this last, of course. At least this time the tenant didn’t do it.”

I had been calculating rapidly. Eight people in five years had come to an untimely end.

“Gary, I don’t like the sound of this.”

“Believe in ghosts, do you?” He grinned, showing a slightly crooked set of teeth. Glancing slyly at the manager he added: “I bet she’s not the only one. How many have turned it down?”

Mr. Gillespie smiled knowingly, and they spent a few minutes haggling. Finally Gary was promised a reduction of two hundred a month, and we were given the key to take a look.

The apartment was three stories above mine on the same side, but all they had in common was the layout. Every appliance in the kitchen looked new, and so did everything in the bath. Even the ceiling fixtures had been replaced. The most noticeable difference was the brightness. The added height afforded a clear view well over the top of the building next door, the one that dimmed all my windows. The rooms were freshly painted, the carpet shampooed — probably all done to quell the morbid fears of apartment hunters, though none of it diminished mine. The living room had a mirrored wall that was startlingly beautiful, reflecting a panoramic sweep of skyscrapers visible through the picture window opposite.

“Wow,” said Gary.

“Wow is right,” I shot back. “Wow — one plunge, four poisonings, and three bullet holes.” I wasn’t in love with Gary; neither did I long to witness him hurtling past my window minus a bungee cord or writhing in agony as he frothed at the mouth. He ignored me.

“Look at this mirror,” he said. “It must weigh a ton. The pieces are screwed in, which says they were too heavy to be glued. That means they put up plywood first. And see the frame? The beams were cut to butt against the edge instead of overlapping, and then they were sanded and stained and varnished. The carpentry alone is worth a small fortune.”

The mirror’s beauty interested me more than the cost of its installation, and I went to take a closer look. It was made of separate tiles, each piece about ten inches square and beveled. The glass was smoky, not clear, and there were narrow veins of gold wiggling through it like jagged scores of precious metal in a dark, underground mine. I laughed when I saw Gary’s reflection in a pose of vanity run preening fingers through his light brown hair. He looked unusually handsome, as if all irregularity of feature, all flaws had been erased. I glanced at myself and was surprised to see I had lost the seven pounds I’d been trying to drop for months. Besides trimming my figure, it had sharpened the angles of my face, and I almost looked like a model. Then I noticed that my hair looked glossier, too. A shiver ran through me. I had not looked like that less than an hour before. My senses sharpened with fear as if footsteps thumped behind me on a dark, empty street. I tore my eyes away.

“Gary, let’s get out of here.”

“I’m taking it,” he said.

Back downstairs I asked Mr. Gillespie if the mirrored wall had been recently constructed.

“Nope. The young lady put it in, the one who jumped. She imported it from India or Burma or someplace. It’s a beauty, isn’t it?”

“Everything looks so new. Did you renovate because of all the deaths?”

He eyed me sternly. “You shouldn’t be so superstitious. All we did was paint. The young lady put in the mirror, then every tenant after her didn’t know what to do with their money and got permission to modernize something. First it was the bathroom, I think. Then the kitchen. Come to remember, we did replace the carpeting. We had to, after the poisonings. We couldn’t get the stains out.”

“But the mirror has been there since the first death?”

“We left it there, sure. Is something wrong with it?”

If I’d said I felt menaced by it, he would have thought I was mad. I opted to sound quality-minded.

“It distorted our images. I think you should remove it.”

He looked at me like I was crazy.

“You should see it at night with the city reflected in it. You’d change your mind quick.”

“The mirror stays,” said Gary as he wrote a check.

And that was that.

Gary moved in and immediately began to insist that I cook our dinners at his place where “the view is better than your brick wall.” Maybe it was, but I didn’t think I could eat while chills ran up and down my spine. I never went.

We soon became ordinary neighbors bumping into each other crossing the lobby, waiting for the elevator, or hailing a cab. Neither of us missed the other terribly, so we always exchanged news cheerfully. During one such brush he told me he had elevated himself from selling insurance to selling advertising on Madison Avenue, and that he was doing well. I believed him. He looked like he belonged in a commercial for the stylish man about town. I concluded that he was spending his rental savings on smart clothes. As time passed, I noticed other refinements and decided in turn that he was spending it on a hair stylist, a gym, a tanning salon. It wasn’t long before it penetrated my dense skull that he looked like a million dollars, and a savings of two hundred a month couldn’t buy that much. He had to be raking it in on Madison Avenue.

And then came the women. One after another until finally it was just one, a twig-thin, gorgeous brunette who fetched him at the curb in a red convertible, where I, flagging a cab in my brown checked suit, was given a dazzling smile before they sped away. Increase his list of enhancements to include his having his teeth capped. So full of vitality was he that I forgot about our altered identities in the spooky mirror.

I had not been abandoned by romance myself. By then I was being squired, albeit via mass transit, by Philip, an accountant in the garment district. Two nights a week found me peeling potatoes over my kitchen sink again. That thrill was followed by an invigorating walk to the living room for a curl-up on my lumpy couch to laugh at sitcoms. One night a week we changed the routine. We brought home tacos and bypassed the kitchen to eat them in front of the set.

The last time I saw Gary was taco night. Philip and I were crossing the street sharing the burden of white paper dinner bags when déjà vu hit me. My building was blocked by police cars and an ambulance, the entrance starkly outlined by the floodlights of a television van. Fear gripped me.

I pushed my bag at Philip and told him to go home. He looked petulant behind his spectacles, but he accepted it.

I cornered Mr. Gillespie, who was pinned to the brick as if under attack. He shook his head as questions bombarded him.

“It’s Gary, isn’t it? Isn’t it?”

He whispered in my ear to avoid being overheard.

“That model stabbed him.”

His head was shiny under the illumination of the floodlights. He kept moving it from side to side, trying yet to deny the undeniable. “Stabbed herself, too. Can you believe it? How am I going to keep this one quiet, that’s what I want to know. It’s only five months since last time...”

“Stabbed, but not dead?” I was praying my premonition was wrong. If it hadn’t been for me, Gary would not have known about the apartment, would still be downtown content with crooked teeth.

“Not dead? Last count was sixteen knife wounds. On herself she had better aim. That only took one.”

A stretcher came out. The body was covered, but I recognized the size and shape. A couple of people yelled, but before they could stop me, I ripped off the sheets.

His wounds were below the neck. Death had not stolen Gary’s hard-won beauty. I suppose I fainted. Next thing I knew I was lying on the leather couch in Mr. Gillespie’s office. When I awoke, he was on the telephone speaking in tones of amusement that were plainly false. “Nah, just coincidence... Don’t be ridiculous — tenants will be fighting for that place!”

That place. That obscene place where people died, where something fiendish urged them to murder others and themselves, be they occupant or friend. However much he denied it, the evidence was overpowering. A ghastly thing lived in that place.

I mourned. I went to work, that was all. I stopped seeing Philip and everybody else. I mourned Gary, but also the demise of the friendly world I thought I knew.

Evil lurked. It waited in ordinary, well-lit places like apartments and supermarkets and bowling alleys, not mausoleums. Evil. A word reserved for the likes of Hitler and the devil. A word we rarely use and never expect to encounter in anything but human form. Evil human beings can be hunted and punished. How could we defend ourselves against a devil? — evil formed in a dimension we did not understand? How could we hope to understand it if men like Mr. Gillespie forever denied its existence, thwarted investigation with words like superstition and coincidence? Something diabolical dwelled in that apartment, and it had a savage, voracious appetite.

One consolation sustained me. The day after Gary’s murder headlines screamed across the city. Ten Tragic Deaths Haunt Midtown Apartment.

And so the place remained empty. No lunatic apartment hunter had surfaced. Yet.

Spring came. Violet-colored crocuses pushed their way into my joyless existence. Children reappeared on park swings. Where evil dwelled, so did kindness and decency and all things heavenly. I concentrated on that and began to feel better.

One Saturday morning I was carrying groceries, weighing the pros and cons of giving Philip a call, when Mr. Gillespie caught me in the lobby.

“I’m telling all the tenants. Management is willing to rent the apartment for half price. Tell your friends, okay? Outsiders won’t look, but you people — you know how safe the building is, right? You could tell your friends?”

For the first time in my life I knew what the urge to spit felt like.

“Don’t ask me to talk, Mr. Gillespie. If I did, I’d be on a soapbox demanding that you board that place up, or at the very least that you smash that mirror. I should have made it clearer at the beginning. It was eerie, threatening. Gary and I weren’t ourselves in it. And it’s the only common factor, the only appointment never changed in all your ‘coincidences.’ ”

For a moment he looked mystified. Then he remembered.

“The mirror? Is that all? Listen, you don’t like it? I’ll rip it off! You remember the apartment, right? Even without the mirror it’s beautiful. Perfect for a young lady like you.” His hand grasped my arm. I pulled away and walked to the elevator. He followed.

“Listen, fifty percent. That’s dirt cheap!”

I almost pitied him. An empty unit in a nice building in the heart of town might be prompting “management” to threaten him with the unemployment office. But he should be standing against them fighting to shut the place up, not groveling.

“Ten cents on the dollar, chop down the mirror, and I’ll consider it.” I said it through clenched teeth, meant it to be an insult, a suggestion so absurd he would leave me alone. To a salesman it must have sounded like a first offer, for his eyes lit and his answer astonished me.

“I’ll see what I can do,” he said. The elevator arrived, and I made my escape.

Ten minutes later he was at my door grinning from ear to ear and jangling his set of master keys.

“Management says they can’t go that low, but they’ll go another ten percent. Because you’re already a good tenant. That’s forty cents on the dollar and a release on this unit. They’ll even give you the new unit for an extra year. That’s two years, no rate increase!”

So. Bad publicity was enough to make even moguls capitulate. Since it was doubtful they would profit at a rent of forty percent, what they really needed was a tenant who would walk out on her own two feet, survive long enough to prove the apartment was safe. I toyed with the idea of asking for it free of charge, but frankly I was afraid they’d give it to me.

“My offer was a joke, Mr. Gillespie. I’m sorry.”

His face collapsed, but he didn’t surrender.

“Okay, you drive a hard bargain. Let’s say thirty-five percent. And the mirror goes. It’s the mirror that bothers you, right? Some kind of ghost in it? We’ll get rid of it! C’mon, thirty-five percent! Let’s take a look.”

Yes, it was the mirror that bothered me, though compared with what I thought was there, a ghost would be a welcome guest. I didn’t bother correcting him and agreed to one last look. The alternative was to hit him in the nose with the door.

I expected to be filled with terror when I stepped over the threshold, but all I felt was grief for Gary. The drapes were drawn so it was quite dark, but even in the half light I saw that the living room carpet had been replaced. I didn’t ask why. The answer would be a graphic description of Gary’s bloodstains. A dank smell was in the air. I attached no demonic purpose to it. The apartment had been vacant all winter.

Mr. Gillespie opened the drapes, and light poured into the room. He lifted a side window allowing a crisp spring breeze to sweeten the air. Then he busily clucked his way to the other rooms as agents will, checking that everything works before showing it to the client. I avoided looking at the mirror and went instead to the picture window. Towering buildings rose before me like majestic tributes to the gods. I turned and saw the mirror shimmering before me, and then I saw me.

The same me I saw that single time with Gary.

I stood at the forefront of skyscrapers. The incoming breeze lifted my hair. The reflection captivated, like an oversized photo depicting the spoils of success. Towering buildings, a beautiful woman mistress of the wealth and power behind her — mine if I wanted it. All I had to do was live here. I stepped forward.

Porcelain skin taut over intriguing angles and hollows. Lush, shining hair falling in wisps over seductive eyes. Confidence radiating from a slim and alluring figure.

The reflection wasn’t mine any more than Gary’s reflection had been his. But the illusion was hard to resist.

Mr. Gillespie returned.

“Everything works; naturally I expected it to. It’s all in excellent condition.” He paused to run his hand over the smoky glass. “You don’t really want to get rid of this, do you? Think how it looks at night.”

In his reflection he was just himself. Mr. Gillespie was not a prospective tenant.

I turned to answer, and he stepped back in awe, openly gaping. Bewitching women can rivet a man’s attention like that. Never before had I been one of them.

He found his voice.

“So how about it?” he asked.

I could have chosen to shock men in that way for as long as I lived, but the knowledge that it wouldn’t be for long was enough to smother what little temptation I had. The truth is, beyond a compulsion for a daily shower and attractive clothes, my appearance had never ruled me.

But the apartment was beautiful, and I knew one day it would be rented. It had to happen. Apartment hunters can be desperate people. Even when presented with its history and despite their misgivings, they would take it. The reduced price was too strong an inducement. And like Gary they would admire the mirror, count themselves lucky to have it.

The knowledge burdened me with responsibility. No one but I would demand that the mirror be removed, no one but a tenant had the right to make the demand, ergo, I had to be the tenant. I didn’t know the level of consciousness the thing had, so I wasn’t about to say its days were numbered as I stood in front of it.

“I’ll take the apartment, Mr. Gillespie.”

He almost fainted. In the hall I added the rest.

“But I’m not signing anything until the mirror is gone.”

He was happy to agree. “You got it. The maintenance crew is on the second floor. We’ll have it out before lunch.”

By the time we reached the elevator, he was gazing at me oddly. I wasn’t surprised. As I was not yet the occupant, I had probably reverted to my bland appearance. But he shook my hand when we reached my floor. The bride of Frankenstein would look like Venus to Mr. Gillespie if she were leasing that apartment.

I felt pretty good, too. The mirror would be trashed, I’d make sure of it if I had to jump on every last piece myself. Not until I was slipping the key into my door did it occur to me that I was getting a princely sum to do it. In fact I jolted when I realized what the sixty-five percent actually amounted to. Midtown apartments are expensive; I wouldn’t reveal the cost to my own mother, but if the savings on a thousand is six hundred fifty and I was getting more than that — it was a lot of money.

I opened my closet and removed every pair of bargain basement shoes I owned. With the savings of just one month I could replace them all with designer shoes — on sale, of course. I sat down with a pad and pencil. I could buy three, maybe four new suits the second month, throw out the T-shirts I wore to bed and get myself some gorgeous lingerie in the third month. During the fourth I’d look into mutual funds if the interest on CD’s was still so anemic — and still be able to afford a cruise next winter. The doorbell rang.

Mr. Gillespie stood there. I couldn’t read his expression. Annoyed? Disbelieving? Both, I thought.

“Uuuumm...”

“What is it, Mr. Gillespie?”

“We can’t get it off.”

“What?”

“I said we can’t get it off.”

That hadn’t occurred to me. It should have.

“I was thinking we could cover it for you. You know, with paneling? Listen, I don’t understand it. Joe stripped the screws trying to get them out. They won’t budge. He’s mad as hell...”

I got my keys, locked my door, and went upstairs with him.

Joe, the head of maintenance, is six foot four. He is two hundred and fifty pounds of muscle. We have a nodding acquaintance.

“I put it up myself,” he said. “No reason for this.” He was squatting, glaring at the mirror like a frustrated pugilist amazed by the abilities of his opponent.

“Let’s try this.” I took a hammer from his toolbox, and avoiding my reflection, I released some of the wrath I’d contained for months by swinging the hammer at the nearest square. The result was the tinkle of a fork tapping crystal. No breakage, not a nick.

Joe got to his feet. He took the hammer from me and hit the mirror himself. Then harder. Nothing happened. His face turned grim, and Mr. Gillespie and I retreated a step at each blow he swung, every one mightier than the one before until the last was struck like the Babe swinging for the avenue beyond the fence. The result was nothing but a succession of chimes, tiny bells in the wind. Sweating, he stepped back and cursed.

“I don’t believe this.”

Mr. Gillespie swallowed and waved his arms.

“Like I said, we’ll cover it. What’ll it take, Joe? Two, two and a half pieces? You’ve got some in the basement, remember? Left over from 3-B?” He avoided meeting my eyes. “It’s nice paneling. A little dark, maybe. Dark walnut. If you don’t like it we’ll get some with a lighter finish...”

“You said you installed the mirror?” I asked Joe.

“Yeah. Built the housing myself. Good deep wood, new screws. No reason it shouldn’t come off easy.”

“Do you remember if she said anything about it? — I mean the girl who brought it here, the one who killed herself?”

“I remember I dropped one of the pieces and it didn’t break. Surprised the hell outa me. Her, too. She said considering its age it was hard to believe it was so sturdy.”

My mouth grew as dry as sand in August sun.

“What else did she tell you?”

“That her father was in the import business, which was no surprise considering that the whole apartment was full of foreign stuff. She said this came from an old castle or temple, some fancy place that got destroyed somehow, earthquake or something, I don’t remember.” He stared at the mirror moodily, went up and ran his hands over it. “Funny, huh? A building is wrecked, but a mirror buried in it is in perfect condition. ’Course I understand it, now. It’s bulletproof glass or something.” He checked the corners of several pieces. “Don’t explain why it won’t come off, though.”

“Did you drill the holes in the squares?” I asked.

He glanced my way, momentarily puzzled by the question, then realized that the existence of holes proved the mirror was not, after all, impervious to the tools of men.

“No, but somebody did, didn’t they?” He smiled and went went to his toolbox, got a drill, and picked through his bits. “This one would go through Fort Knox,” he said as he plugged the drill into the extension cord. Facing the mirror, he touched the bit to the surface and slowly pulled the trigger. A high-pitched whine sang in the room. He pressed into the job, increasing pressure until his biceps bulged. I watched in fascination as gray ash floated to the floor near his feet and grew into a tiny hill of silvery powder. Releasing the trigger he stared in wonder at the remainder of his bit, a blunt stub. There wasn’t a mark on the mirror.

“Geezus!”

“Get the paneling, Joe,” said Mr. Gillespie.

Joe lost his temper. “How am I supposed to attach it, Sidney? You want me to hang it from the ceiling?”

“Use the frame,” said Mr. Gillespie.

“That’s okay for the two pieces that have a side to anchor,” Joe snarled, “but we need more than two pieces. Which means the middle can only be attached at the top and bottom, and sooner or later it’s gonna billow like a sail in the wind.”

“Use glue on it.”

“On what?”

“Let me know when you’re finished,” I said.

I went back downstairs. I had to think. I made a pot of coffee, hoping to speed the process.

The mirror had to be destroyed, its pieces buried in quicksand, but if they couldn’t get it off, that wasn’t going to happen. Would anything be accomplished by covering it? About as much as tossing a blanket on a charging tiger. What was I going to do?

Think. Knowledge is power. What did I know?

The ghastly thing hated people. That much was fact. There was a primary victim, the person who lived with it, but it could wield its heinous influence over others, too, if they were in its presence often enough. That it was Gary’s girlfriend who did the killing in the last incident and the boyfriend of the previous tenant the time before, proved it. But all that meant was that they had been soonest influenced. Eventually the urge to kill, to die themselves, would have overpowered the occupants anyway. It had at least a rudimentary intellect. Neither Mr. Gillespie’s, nor Joe’s appearance had been altered, while Gary’s and mine had. It recognized potential victims and influenced only them. Could it hear? Understand? Maybe. I was certain only that it could see. The vicious hell-hound was able to see by its very property. It was visually oriented.

I was sure of precious little else. Maybe someone had put the facts together; maybe it wasn’t an earthquake that had destroyed its home but the human residents in a last-ditch effort to crush a monster. Actually, the possibility that it had been kept — probably hidden — in a temple of some kind was more plausible. People of deep religious faith accepted the existence of evil. In this case the keepers might well have been armed with secrets as old as the pyramids to hold the fiend in limbo. If so, a catastrophe beyond their control had unleashed it.

If it was visually oriented, blinding it would be effective, but only temporarily. Someday this building would fall, too. By wrecking ball a hundred years from now, or earthquake or gas explosion tomorrow. Everything came to an end. Everything but that mirror. And then someone would find it and the slaughter would begin again. “Look, hon, look what survived the blast. I brought it home...”

It had to be destroyed. The paneling should keep me safe until I figured out how to do it. I would start by asking my kindly librarian for a do-it-yourself volume on killing ogres. The request had to lead somewhere.

I checked my watch. Two and a half pieces of paneling didn’t take long to install. I went back upstairs.

The door was propped open by Joe’s coffin-sized toolbox.

Papers lay on the foyer shelf. The esteemed manager wasn’t wasting a moment. I didn’t hear voices. Had they killed each other? This apartment was no place to have an argument. I found them in the living room in perfect health and looking pleased. Mr. Gillespie beckoned to me.

“Look, sweetheart, I told you, didn’t I? It’s beautiful.”

The job was done. The mirror was gone, or at least no longer visible. In its place was a wall of wood paneling screwed to the beams that had previously been the mirror’s frame.

“I used insulation to fill the space behind it,” Joe said. Glancing at his boss he added, “Couldn’t stick the middle section to air, now could I? The tack isn’t dry yet, but it seems to be holding okay. If a seam separates, give me a call.” He gathered up the rest of his tools.

We took the lease into the kitchen. I read it quickly, thrilled to see my first rental figure of three digits instead of four. And for two years! Then I sobered. I would be earning it, possibly paying for an exorcist. I wondered what they charged. New shoes could wait.

Joe came in and rinsed his hands in the sink. Mr. Gillespie signed his line and handed me the pen. I signed my name, and he gave me the key. I dropped it into my pocket. And odd sound, like tops spinning lazily on a gritty sidewalk, came from the living room. The men looked at each other with expressions of “what now?” and went inside to find out. I followed.

The screws in the perimeter of the paneling spun in reverse rotation. Unlike human hands that pause to recover leverage at ninety degrees the motion was without interruption, utterly smooth. Out they came, all of them at once, until, balanced perfectly on their tips, they wobbled, hung for a moment, and fell. We stepped back as the paneling pitched forward in slow motion, picking up speed as it came. It landed with the thud of a single piece, not three, and was finally hidden by the cushion of pink insulation that had been its backing. A study in contrast, we stared at ourselves in the glittering mirror.

Joe stood with legs apart, knees bent and fists closed, ready to swing at whatever slimy, red-eyed ghoul might emerge. Next to him Mr. Gillespie stood quivering, gasping for air through bloodless lips in a circle around the black hole that was his mouth. I looked like a park statue whose rigid stone arm was suddenly jerked up like the limb of a puppet when I reached out to pat Mr. Gillespie’s shoulder. I was afraid he might die of shock.

“Don’t worry. Nothing else will happen.”

He managed without words to tell me I was deranged.

“Joe, would you move the paneling, please?”

I had to get closer to prove my eyes had not deceived me.

Mr. Gillespie began a sidestep out of the room.

“It’s all right,” I assured him. “We’re safe. At least for now.” I felt like I was on intimate terms with this thing. One glimpse had told me a lot.

“Safe?” he croaked. “Safe? Listen, you’re right, okay? There’s a ghost here. Those screws... we’ll shut the place up, that was a good idea you had. If they don’t listen — better yet, I won’t ask. We’ll just do it. We’ll seal the door. Joe, be here tomorrow. Wait, it’s Sunday. Never mind, come anyway. We’ll use plywood, then sheet-rock. We’ll spackle, paint it over. Nobody will know there’s a unit here...”

He was babbling. Joe, to his credit, had responded to my request and slid the paneling aside until I had a path to the mirror. He was now rolling up the insulation, sticky side inward. He was the kind of man who did what could be done, who’d plug holes in the roof with gum if it was all he had.

I went to within a foot of my reflection to be sure my image was still the Hollywood version. It was. I had tried to smash it with a hammer, and still it dangled the bait. Why?

Because I was no threat. No more than Joe was with his powerful bits and bone-crushing blows, or Mr. Gillespie with his shroud. In comparison to what it had probably endured in the past, we must have looked as fearsome as charging toddlers to a sumo wrestler. No human was a worthy adversary. A borrowed gorilla infuriated by his reflection might get a reaction, but it wouldn’t have surprised me to learn that the tactic had been used before and an ape had killed himself.

Which gave me an idea.

Joe returned from the hall where he had left the insulation.

“Push the paneling back again, would you, Joe?”

“What?”

“Please. Then let’s visit the basement.”

He did as I asked. It was silly, but I wanted to protect the new carpeting from what I hoped would be a devil having a fit. I closed the drapes and we left, Mr. Gillespie leading the way with such abandon that it was I who remembered to take the sheaf of papers, my new lease.

Mr. Gillespie had no interest in my plan. He disappeared into his office without a word, probably to find a bottle of scotch. I asked Joe if he kept discarded furniture in the basement the way most buildings did. He nodded and asked no questions, though he did make a couple of remarks.

“Sidney told me what you said about that mirror. I thought you were a nut.”

“He thinks it’s a ghost, but the truth is worse. It’s a cunning, human-hating ogre from another dimension, Joe.”

“I’d believe anything after seeing those screws spin out by themselves. Those holes must have been in the pattern when the squares were made,” he added, looking for logic in madness.

We found two pieces of plywood, and I asked him to cover them with every piece of mirror we could find, removed from rusty medicine cabinets and rickety bureaus. The largest single piece was a mottled wall mirror, the kind that used to be placed behind couches. I helped him drill holes, and we fitted the assortment as close together on the plywood as we could. When the job was done, he lifted the two pieces, now jigsaws of hazy, pock-marked mirror — I wiped them with a dirty rag — into a contraption that was a crate on wheels. They were heavy; his muscles came in handy. We used the service elevator.

I went in first to make sure the lights were off. Joe wheeled in the cart, lifted out the mirrors, and leaned them close together against the section of wall above the drapes. When he was back outside, I flicked on all the overhead lights, making it bright enough to see easily. I left quickly, locking the door behind me.

It was visually oriented. It had probably never been threatened, never known fear. I hoped it had never seen itself.

I cannot rationally defend the plan. Maybe it was a spirit that had no substance to reflect. Or if it had, maybe it would use the method it used on humans and attempt to beautify its own reflection. But if it had a form — and I prayed it was a massive one — it would surely see a difference at once, perceive a being unlike any seen before. An enemy. At which point maybe it would adopt a posture of threat, an attitude reflected back as a real adversary. A deadly foe.

That was where the plan ended. I had no idea what would happen next. If it worked, would a demon jump out of the mirror to attack? And find nothing but old glass? Would I have let loose a creature from Hell? Common sense said it could not escape, that if it could, it would have done so long ago. Did I say common sense? There was no sense to the plan, really, far less any that could be described as common, for if the creature wanted to fight and could not escape, how would it vent its rage? And of course if it realized that its adversary was only an illusion, the result would be utter failure. I guess I hoped the sight of itself would induce a heart attack first.

My reason had obviously died with Gary, but in all that I did not understand, could not fathom, maybe there was a factor that would allow us to win. If not, human beings would be massacred forever.

The worst part was not being able to tell whether anything was happening at all. How would I know? And how long would it take to find out? Days? Years?

It turned out to be hours. It was about midnight.

I had fallen asleep on the sofa. The windows were open, and sirens woke me up. And then the telephone. Mr. Gillespie was spewing obscenities on the other end. When I spoke, he blubbered in confusion. Neighbors were calling everybody, he said. Him, the police, management. If I was here, then who was upstairs? What were they complaining about? He was coming over. He would call Joe. Not to worry. He had already thought of a few things that could have dislodged the screws like that. I hung up on him and used the stairs instead of the elevator.

The hall was almost crowded. Neighbors stood staring toward the apartment. Two puzzled cops stood at the door.

“It’s my apartment,” I said as I approached. “What’s going on?” I put my hand in my pocket. The key was still there.

“You tell us,” one of them smiled. “Somebody said he saw smoke, somebody else heard something — he’s not sure what — and another smelled something peculiar. Nothing like first-hand, eyewitness accounts. Shall we go in and find out?”

“No,” I said.

His grin disappeared. I didn’t score points with that word, but I couldn’t let them get hurt.

“It’s not safe,” I added.

He looked at me suspiciously. “And why would that be?”

An elderly woman in a bathrobe answered from her doorway.

“Because that’s the place all those people got murdered, that’s why! There’s probably another maniac loose in there.” She slammed the door and slid her safety bolts loudly.

It took awhile to refresh their memories about the history of the apartment. I didn’t mind when amusement reappeared. I wished they’d laugh and leave.

And then we heard a faint tinkling of glass followed by a whoosh, like wind whipping up. A sickening stench crept from under the door. Something was happening.

Mr. Gillespie came out of the elevator fussing with the waistline of his pants. One shoelace was untied, and he had forgotten to put on a belt. He was accompanied by Joe, solid and practical in T-shirt and jeans. They were halfway down the hall when I felt the floor shudder beneath my feet. We all looked down, but it ended so quickly it was almost as if it hadn’t happened.

“What is it, vandals?” asked Mr. Gillespie.

As if in answer, the door shook on its hinges. A crash came from within and then another. The neighbors vanished. The cops stepped back and drew their guns, probably expecting a gang of thieves to come charging out. Mr. Gillespie began to walk backward. Only Joe came forward.

I pulled out my key. It was my plan after all. I had a right to witness the result. I slipped it into the lock and turned the knob. It was wrenched inward and me with it.

I gripped the doorknob with both hands as air with the windspeed of a hurricane took me to my knees. A stink fouler than the depths of a hundred sewers burned my mouth and stung my eyes. It turned thick and black and wet, filling my lungs like rushing swamp water. Crashes came from ahead where one piece of glass after another was being hurled as if a creature the size of a mythical dragon were pulling itself apart piece by piece to vanquish an enemy who refused to surrender. And above it all, with it all, was a grinding shriek of such pitch I felt my eardrums stretched like balloons and about to explode. Sightless and gagging, clutching desperately at the knob, I felt myself dragged inexorably into the whirling cesspool. I was about to die. If that was the price, it was worth it. A vile beast was dying, too. I had won.

An arm came round my waist. A leg braced itself against the wall. A huge, warm hand crushed mine on the doorknob. I felt myself being pulled with the steady force of a bulldozer. The door was yanked shut in front of me, and we lay gasping on the hallway floor. The other one was Joe, of course. Blessedly muscular Joe.

“Damn fool.” he said.

Mr. Gillespie crept forward and the five of us, he, the two policemen, Joe, and I, waited in the smelly hall for the noise to end. Six more cops joined us, and we waited some more. An hour of silence had passed before we dared to enter.

The officers insisted on going first, guns at the ready. They didn’t fool me. If they thought vandals were inside, or anything human or animal that could be brought down by guns, they would have gone in a lot sooner. We walked as if we expected land mines.

It was as silent and cold as a snowcapped mountain. The air wasn’t too bad. In a moment we found out why. The drapes on the picture window were in tatters. The window itself was broken on both sides of the mirrored plywood, allowing much of the foul odor to escape. I prayed that was all that had escaped. There were no mirrors left, neither the ones we had brought nor the other. But if we had expected from the noise to find blood, gore, clumps of torn, coarse fur, we were wrong.

Ankle-deep ash was all we found, most of it on the overturned paneling between what had been old — and much older — mirror. I bent down and scooped up a handful of it, let it run through my fingers. It wasn’t ash after all. It was too shiny, too needle sharp. The rear housing of raw wood Joe had built five years before was still on the wall. So was the frame of varnished beams. A cleaning, a new window, new drapes, and the only reminder of the evil that had existed here would be the lovely frame Joe had built.

I knew he’d agree to remove it.

Zeke and the Dragon

by Jas. R. Petrin

When Zeke came home with the dragon, he told George not to worry about it, he’d have it clear of the house in plenty of time before Ma got back from Fargo, she’d never even know. He let it out of the sack in Louie’s room down in the basement and grinned at it through the crack in the door, going, “You know what this li’l sucker’s worth, bro? I mean, do you?”

George said he had no idea.

The thing belly-down on the floor like it was dead.

Zeke told him, beaming, “A fortune, that’s what. A goddamn fortune. What’ll we call him?”

George didn’t know.

Zeke said, “How about — let’s call him Ed.” Zeke made kissy-kissy sounds at Ed through the partly opened door while George listened.

George then tapped his brother gently on the arm and said, “Zeke, you think maybe we could go upstairs, sit down, and have a little talk about this?”

And they did that.

“First,” George said, hunkered in the middle of the sofa with his knees poking up, trying to remain rational with this idiot brother of his, “I don’t know what that thing is you got down there, some kind of lizard — not a dragon, there’s no such thing — and second, I don’t know what you’re gonna do with it, something I’d like to know since I live here, remember, till my welfare kicks in; and third, when Ma walks through that door with Louie, I don’t know what you think you’ll tell her to keep her from killing you. Okay, you get rid of it. The animal’s gone. But it stinks, Zeke — I mean it stinks. You think Ma won’t say nothing, a smell like that hits her soon as she walks in the door?”

“George... George...” Zeke said smiling, slowly shaking his head. Talking softly as if George was the fool. “George, listen...”

Here it comes.

“You know that redheaded dope Dufault?”

Get ready for it.

“Sure you do. Listen what happened. I drop by Dufault’s, okay? Check and see why he’s past due recycling the stuff I give him, all that copper the phone company didn’t want no more, polluting the back of their truck? Bang on the door of his shop — nothing. He’s got those motorcycles spread around in there, I can see through the dirt on the glass, changing parts the way he does, but no answer. No Dufault. And no copper.”

“Lizard. We’re talking lizard here, Zeke.”

“It’s a dragon. Will you gimme a minute? I don’t hafta tell you nothing, you know.”

“Yeah, you do. You owe me that much, since I’ll probably get killed along with you, soon as Ma gets home, that thing stinking up the place.”

“What you smell is money. Now listen. I go in Dufault’s window, the one at the back that lifts up I keep forgetting to tell him about. Drop into the back room and look around. You should see the stuff he’s recycling: VCR’s, TV’s, micro-waves — a friend of the environment. But no copper. And what I told him, the deal we made, I goes, Dufault, this copper don’t leave here till I get paid. Only it did. It must have. I couldn’t find it in there, could I?”

“Zeke...”

“I’m getting to it, George.”

“The lizard...”

“The dragon. I’m getting to it. So I poke around the shop. Dufault’s. Everything under the sun but no copper. I start feeling p.o.’d at the guy. Feeling I oughtta do something — no copper, no money, nothing. So I’m wandering around, rearranging the place a little, almost sort of a gag, then looking at the motorcycles, the rest of that junk, I get a idea. Hey. I’ll take his van. It’s the best thing he’s got, there in the shop. Park it someplace and make him cough up my dough before I tell him where to find it—”

“The cops’d find it before he would. Anything of Dufault’s, they definitely got a sheet on it.”

“Oh yeah?” Zeke looked sober. “Maybe you’re right. I didn’t think about that. Huh. Anyway, getting back to it, I writes Dufault this little note—”

“A note.”

“Yeah, see—”

“You deliberately provoked that lunatic?”

“That’s right. You know, to get his attention. I plank it down right there on the workbench where he’ll see it. Then I push the button hauls up that big overhead door, and out of the shop I roll in the van, George, down Salter and over the bridge, all the freights down there in the Weston yards like toy trains on a plywood board at the Polo Park mall—”

George folded his arms and said, “By the time we get to the lizard, Ma’ll of killed it with an axe, she’ll of taken care of you, a couple of swings, and be coming at me screaming. Louie’ll be there on his knees, reeling off pages of scripture and praying for our souls while the SWAT teams kicks down the door. Come on. They went to Fargo, Zeke. Shopping. Not to live there.”

“I thought it was a mental health weekend. For Ma. Louie trying to keep her on the wagon.”

“Okay, let’s talk about Louie? He comes home early and there’s a giant lizard in his room, what’s he gonna think?”

“Who cares. He’s a Christian.”

“Zeke...”

“Nothing against him. But they got to turn their other cheek, Christians. It’s God’s rule. I could of brought home two dragons—”

“Finish your story.”

Zeke took a deep breath. “If you’ll let me. So I’m in the van, breezing along, I got the windows open because there’s this smell—”

George nodded.

“—and what happens, I lose track of time. Or I lose track of the mileage, I dunno. Anyway, the van starts to cough. I take a look at the fuel gauge an’ guess what?”

George stared at him. This dope with the three day beard, the beer gut, the T-shirt, the broken boots. George thinking, I dunno, Zeke. You look at the fuel gauge and see that you got — lemme see — a flat tire?

“Can’t guess? Well, I’m outa gas. Running on fumes. Now I think those vans got a reserve tank, somebody told me once at the Westbrook Hotel — they had this stripper marathon, I got talking to this guy had boosted one, or his brother had, but I might’ve knocked back a couple beers that day, I can’t remember for sure, or even how you would switch it, so now I’m stuck, right?”

Sigh.

“What can I do? Get out and start walking? I’m thinking about this, the van’s slowing down, an’ then, Jeez, bro, all of a sudden it happens.”

“Now we come to it.”

“I said we would. Something wet slides down the back of my neck. Big and clammy, like a giant worm glomming down my collar? Man, you know what that feels like? I just about lost it, George. I did. Just about jumped out the window and ran. Glance around quick to see what slimed me, and here’s this tongue, looks like four pounds of raw liver...”

“Jeez.”

“That’s what I said. Only stronger. Panic city, far as I’m concerned. Slab of raw liver an’ no potatoes. I stomp those brakes, George, I really stomp ’em. Twenny feet of rubber on the street, I’m drifting sideways, I already got one foot out the door, then I turn around for one last look to try and see what the hell has got a tongue like that — and there’s Ed. Then I remember the printing on the side of that vehicle — PARKS AND RECREATION. That van’s some kinda limo they use at the zoo for animals—”

“A limo, huh? To chauffeur around something that smells like a sack of moldy gym shoes? How’d Dufault get ahold of it?”

“I don’t know. But that’s what it is. Like I told you, it stunk. If you think Ed stinks, you should of smelled the van, whatever they carried in it, it wasn’t roses. You mention sack. Well, heaped in the back there’s all kind of sacks, I guess for animals, which I borrowed one of them, ditched the van where it was, and brought Ed home in it.”

“Why?”

Zeke sitting there. Slack-jawed. Gazing back like a dope.

“Why what?”

“Why’d you bring him home?”

“George. That animal. You know what it’s worth?”

“You asked me that already, I think I said I didn’t know. Now I’ll ask you, do you know what it’s worth?”

“I know dragons are rare. Practically extinct. Like the buffalo.”

“If you’d brought home a buffalo, at least we could eat it.”

“You’re not gonna eat Ed. You can forget that idea. No, I’m gonna keep him awhile, let the zoo get hot and bothered, then give somebody a call, the zoo keeper, see what we can arrange between us, him and me.”

“You mean to sit there and tell me you’re gonna ransom that creepy thing?”

“Why not. Isn’t that what Doof was gonna do?”

“Hold a giant lizard prisoner in your mother’s house, in your brother’s bedroom, and ransom it?”

“Why not?”

“Ma’s coming home.”

“She could be gone for days.”

George could only stare at the guy. There was no reasoning with Zeke when he got like this.

“Bro, you’ve outdone yourself.”

“I know it. And it is so a dragon. Reason I’m sure, it said so right there in the van, wrote down on a clipboard. One Komodo dragon. Which is Ed. Now listen. You listening, George?”

“Yeah.”

“You listening to me?”

“I’m listening.”

“What do you think a dragon — an animal like that — would eat for lunch? You think some Kraft Dinner? Or just what?”

Ma was still hot about what happened at the border. She snarled at Louie, who was angling the car out of the yield into the stream of returning cross-border shoppers on Route 75, heading north.

“Couple of criminals, those two.”

“Ma, your own sons...”

“They better not’ve done nothing — screwed up my house!”

“The house’ll be fine, Ma.”

“You think so.”

“Yes.”

“You’re sure.”

“Just as sure as God made little apples.”

She looked at him.

“You saying God made Li’l Abner?”

“Apples, Ma.”

“Apples. Abner. You said God made everything.”

“He did make everything.”

“He couldn’t of made the weasels. The devil must of done that when God wasn’t looking. And I’ll tell you something else. If they’ve tried anything smart in my house these last two days, some criminal activity, they’ll be meeting their maker a whole lot sooner than they think.”

“Please, Ma...”

“Couple of crooks.”

“Don’t say that, Ma. Remember why we came on this trip? To get our negative feelings under control. To learn how to stay calm and not get upset about things.”

“It’s because you don’t want me to drink.”

“Well...”

Rolling north on Route 75.

Louie hated it, Ma being bitter like this. Not so bad here in the car with just the two of them, but she’d blurt that sort of thing out anywhere. Like in the J. C. Penney in Fargo, when the manufacturer’s rep said to Ma — they were walking past a promo in the toy department — “Ma’am, we’re holding a survey. Asking folks if there was anything special they wanted for their kids...” And Ma throwing back at him: “Yeah, something poison. With a nail in it.”

You never knew with Ma.

Crossing the border, though, that was the kicker. Louie not sure what Ma was going to say. Something like, weapons? Sure, we got weapons. Got a missile launcher in the trunk from Colonel Qadhafi, put a hole in the White House the size of the Windsor tunnel. Ma lived to provoke the authorities. But this time she seemed content to sit there while Louie explained to the man that they were under their limit and had nothing to declare, Ma having already given her assurance she wouldn’t smuggle anything — “Heck, why would I? I haven’t even spent my limit, have I?” He’d snuck a peek into her bags at the motel just the same, feeling guilty about it when he didn’t find anything. But he still expected her to open her mouth and get them both tossed into a holding cell.

Which is sort of what happened.

The guard finished with them. He was already stepping back to flag them through when somebody called him away and a female customs officer moved up and took his place.

“God,” Ma hissed, “lookit the face on it!”

If there was anything Ma hated more than male authorities, it was female authorities. Especially females in uniform. Ma said females all wearing the same outfit was a perversion of the natural order.

“Excuse me?” the girl said into the window.

This girl with an official tone in her voice, looking past Louie now at Ma, who was wearing an expression of contempt on her face that summed up the feelings she’d been collecting about officialdom for the past fifty years.

Louie hurriedly said, “Good afternoon, ma’am, we—”

But that was all he got out before Ma interrupted him. Louie couldn’t believe it, the girl right there at the window and Ma flatly ignoring her, going: “Goddamn women are the worst, you know, give ’em some power. Some redneck broad trying to prove herself.”

The female customs officer’s lips pinched together and she told Louie in a snippy way to pull the car over, and then took Ma and her suitcase into the building and kept her there for twenty-five minutes, half an hour, and when Ma finally came back out you could see the heat waves radiating off her as she stalked back to the car across the asphalt, and nearly broke a hinge slamming the door, and opened her mouth and let Louie have it as they drove away. Hollering.

“Well, why didn’t you help me?”

“Ma, I couldn’t—”

“You know what they did to me?”

“No, Ma.”

“You know what they DID to me in there?”

“Well—”

“Dumped my suitcase out on the floor, pawed through my underwear, searching.”

“Oh?”

“Then that... that torturess, she decided to search me!”

“Well, Ma—”

“I yelled. I hollered. I waited for you to bust down that door and storm in and rescue me, my Rambo. Only you never came. I was on my own. Told the witch I’d have her head and then her job, in that order. Told her I knew cops, half the damn city police — and the broad says — you know what she says? — she goes, ‘Yes. I’m sure you’ve had plenty of dealings with them.’ This snarky little grin on her face. I could of slapped her! I would of slapped her, only these other couple of ones had ahold of me, pinning me down, hurting me, an’ then the first one, the head torturess, starts hitting me—”

“Ma, she didn’t.”

“Beating on me. Took out her gun and pistol-whipped me—”

“Ma—”

“A feeding frenzy, all of ’em beating on me. Kicks. Kidney punches. Slaps. Then the snarky one, the torturess, she pulls this rubber glove thing halfway up her arm, got this sneer on her face would stop a bullet, and then — and then—”

Ma slumped against the headrest with her eyes rolling up white at the memory of it, coughing and pounding herself in the chest.

“I never been that humiliated in my entire life!”

Louie thinking it must have been something, all right — Ma humiliated. He couldn’t imagine it.

Ma snuck a glance at him. “You think I’m lying ’cause you don’t see no marks, but I’m black and blue under this dress, all the things they did to me while you just sat here. Cigarette burns. Electric shocks—”

“Come on, Ma.”

“I’ll never pay taxes again!”

“You don’t pay taxes now—”

“Because of women like her. That’s why I don’t pay!”

Ma was quiet a minute, catching her breath, then suddenly regaining control of herself, she glanced at him quickly.

“Listen. While I was inside that place getting tortured, did any of ’em come back out to the car and say anything?”

“No, Ma.”

“Poke around at all?”

“No. I think they forgot I was there.”

Ma sat back.

“Lucky for them,” she said. And snorted.

Dufault spotted the van while driving back from the flea market in his half-ton truck. He was in a bad mood already, having had a lousy day, nobody much interested in the colored glass insulators he had got with the copper bus bars from that jerk Zeke. What he thought might work, use the insulators as a come-on, the colored glass sparkling in the sun, then give his customers a glimpse of the stuff under the table and tell them it was layaways for somebody else. Thought they’d jump at that. Grab some other chump’s bargain? Do it!

Bargains which were actually the stuff he couldn’t set out in the open in case the cops came sniffing around.

He recognized the van by the scrape mark on the door where his jimmy bar had slipped on the night he’d acquired it, and at the sight he nearly stood the truck on end, stopping. Nearly hopped out and ran over to the van, and would have except for the fact there was a cop car parked not ten feet away, and a Dr. Hook towtruck right there, beginning to winch up the back of it.

Dufault was angry. He’d only grabbed the van last night, hadn’t even had a chance to search through it for anything flea-marketable. And now he was racking his brain over how the van could have got here, the other side of the river, miles from home.

Not the cops. If they’d found it at the shop, they’d have left it where it was and built a case around it. Staked the place out and waited for Dufault to show up. No reason to drag the evidence across town out here to Charleswood.

But if not the cops, who then? Kids? Some punks stole it, went for a joy ride, then discovered they couldn’t handle the smell, pulled the van over and ditched it here? It could have happened like that. Except the kids from his neighborhood, they’d have stripped it first, popped those mags off, all that Goodyear rubber, and rolled the wheels away for sure.

He took one last look at the cop standing at the van’s open window fanning the smell away, the truck driver rattling his chains; then Dufault reluctantly slipped the half-ton into gear and continued on home to the shop. Arriving there, he really got mad. Finding the big front door gaping wide, and the shop in the craziest mess he’d ever seen outside of a comic book.

Not tossed. You couldn’t say the place was tossed. Rearranged is what it was, but in a nasty sort of way. Tool cabinets turned back to front so you couldn’t get at them. Drawers yanked out and put back in the wrong order with the wrong things inside: one drawer was filled with powdered soap. Cabinet doors above the workbench nailed shut. And look at this. VCR’s and microwave ovens stacked up in the front window with a hand-lettered card propped in front of them saying:

LOST AND FOUND — INQUIRE WITHIN.

He jerked the window curtain down fast.

And then Dufault saw the note on the bench, scrawled in the same grease pencil characters, composed on the back of an invoice.

Roses are red

So is your head

Pay me my dough

Or the van winds up dead!

Zeke Boyer.

Who else?

Dufault rolled the door down and went back out to his truck and hauled himself up into the driver’s seat feeling put upon and ornery and just plain mean.

The blurb about Ed came at the end of forty minutes of uninterrupted music the radio announcer kept interrupting to say how he wasn’t going to interrupt anything. The blurb telling how a Komodo dragon on loan from Indonesia had gone missing outside a veterinary clinic where it had been waiting to get an X-ray after it leaped off a table at the zoo onto a summer student, the student falling into the zoo’s X-ray machine and breaking his head, and the machine.

“Hear that?” George asked. “Doof robbed a zoo.”

“And the place really is a zoo, ain’t it.” Zeke, nursing a beer, was talking with his nose buried in Ma’s old Funk and Wag-nail’s, one each week at the supermarket twenty-five years ago. “You know, according to this, it says our pal Ed is pretty amazing.”

“He’s amazing, all right,” George said. “Any animal that won’t eat and still dumps all over the place.”

George stuck the aluminum snow shovel in the closet and washed his hands in the sink. What had happened was Zeke had found a way to get Ed moving. You just clapped your hands together, a sharp whack! and he crawled towards you. Easy. He’d clapped Ed up the basement stairs, grinning, to show George, and the first thing Ed did when he got to the top was mess the hall. Like making some sort of a comment.

“What’s even more amazing is how dumb some humans are,” George said, “bringing lizards inside a house. Even Dufault wasn’t that stupid.”

“What else we gonna do with him? We got to keep him somewhere, don’t we?” Thumping the book. “Like it says here. Ed’s coldblooded. He gets cold, he could go dormant on us. Another thing — listen! — Ed could grow to be three hundred pounds if you took and you fed him on wild pigs and deer.”

“Wild pigs and deer, huh? That’s what you’re bringing home next, wild pigs and deer. I draw the line there, bro. At pigs and deer.”

Zeke scowled.

“Fine. Don’t help. I’ll do everything myself. Feed the little guy, change his water, follow him around with the snow scoop. Only listen. Later, when those bucks come rolling in, don’t come sucking up to me like you’re some kind of a buddy, okay?”

George dried his hands and went over to stand next to Zeke. Maybe it would be a good idea to talk nice to this dope, this grown man like a kid that had brought home a frog. A giant frog. Maybe get him going about the book.

“What else does it say there?”

Zeke brightened. “It tells all the things Ed likes to eat. Another snack he likes, one of his favorites, he’ll eat carrion.” Looking up puzzled. “What’s carrion?”

“Dead meat.”

Zeke thought a moment. “That’s dumb. I mean, you don’t see a lot of live meat around, do you, down at the butcher’s behind the glass.”

“Zeke, try and understand. I’m talking dead. Real dead. Stuff that’s been lying in the sun a couple days? Like that hamburger you tried to force-feed me one time when we were kids, you found in the back window of Uncle’s car...”

“Still mad about that, huh?”

“There were things moving in that hamburger, Zeke.”

“See? It was fresher than you thought. But no. Getting back to Ed. We gotta feed him now. No telling if Doof fed him, or when. I’m not taking a chance he could croak on us just when they’re getting set to hand us over the dough.”

“What about Dufault? He could come looking for Ed, you know. That note you left.”

“I can take care of Dufault.” Zeke thought for a moment. Then he snapped his fingers. “Hey. We could drive out to Shaker’s. You know Shaker? Guard I met out at Stony, likes to hunt? Guy like Shaker must have something for Ed lying around. Something ripe...”

“Stony Mountain? We got no car...”

“We’ll take Louie’s.”

Like they weren’t in enough trouble with Louie already.

Going out the door, Zeke said, “I was thinking. To get rich? You could invent a pet food, nice lumps of carrion in it, be a major hit with the pet shops. What do you think?”

Ma stood at the side of the road as the cars zoomed by.

“Mean to tell me you brought us all the way out here into the wilderness, thousands of miles, and you didn’t even bring no tire pump?”

There at the front of the car, looking down at the flat with a frown on her face and the prairie wind snapping her cotton skirt around her thick legs.

Louie tried to calm her, tried to explain to her that a pump wouldn’t be any help — hey, the tire had exploded at sixty miles an hour, it was ripped wide open, look at it. What they needed was a spare.

“Well, thank God you finally figured that out. A real Mr. Fix-it, ain’t you? Put the damn thing on and let’s go!”

Louie gave her the rest of the bad news gently. The big problem being that they didn’t have a spare tire with them, either. Then, seeing the expression on her face turn even uglier, he hastened to add that one way to look at things, it was simply God’s will this had happened. God must want them to wait here awhile.

“What for? Is He having a problem keeping up, or just what?”

“Ma—”

“He better show up quick. Before the massive coronary I get from beating you to death with the tire iron.”

“It’ll work out, Ma. It’s just we don’t always understand God’s ways.”

Ma kicked the shredded tire hard. A thick ankle, a wool sock, a scuffed Sonics gym shoe.

“You got to blame God, don’t you? Everything that happens, you blame God. Six billion people trying to put something over on him, and He’s just got to take time out of His busy day to give us a flat. Listen, I understand God’s ways. It’s your ways I got a problem with, dragging me the hell and gone out here—”

“Ma, you wanted to come—”

“Listen! Will you listen? Telling me I wanted to come! You dragged me out here — I was happy to stay home, no way I wanted to leave the weasels alone in the house — but no, you pretty near threw a hammer-lock on and dragged me!”

“To help you with your problem, Ma. You know... drinking.”

“I don’t have no problem drinking.”

“Hiding bottles around the house.”

“That ain’t no problem. It’s easy. You bring this up ’cause you’re not getting nowhere blaming God so you want to blame me. You’re the one didn’t bring the spare tire—”

“It’s your car, Ma.”

“This is something the weasels would pull. All I can say, you better flag somebody down and get me home, and don’t stop!”

She got back in the car and slammed the door.

Louie waved his arms at twenty-three vehicles — he counted them — and just when his arms felt as though they were about to fall out of their sockets, a car roared by, slackened speed, and backed up. This car, also a Dodge, was similar to Ma’s. Its driver fetched a hand-pump out of his trunk before Louie could tell him not to bother and approached with a friendly grin. Told Louie he’d stopped when he spotted the Steel Workers for Christ sticker on the back window. Wanting to know what church Louie belonged to.

Louie started telling him about the Church of the Loving Lambs; then Ma interrupted, cranking her window down and yelling.

“Hey. You just stop by to talk? Get that tire pumped and hurry the hell up.”

The man watched Ma out of the corners of his eyes. When he spoke again, his voice had tightened a little. “Maybe... uh... this pump isn’t going to help. You got a spare?”

Louie said he didn’t.

“What’s the holdup?” Ma yelled. “I got to get home quick and kill a couple of weasels.”

She opened the passenger’s door — they heard her feet hit the gravel shoulder on the far side of the car, then stomp around to the back of the vehicles, drawn up nearly side by side on a farmer’s road allowance. Ma mumbling something about maybe having to kill a few other things while she was at it. Rummaging in the trunk.

The man shifted uneasily.

“Tell you what.” A little nervous as he tucked his pump under his arm. “Looks like I can’t do anything here. But I’ll stop at the next town and send back a service truck...”

He moved quickly, keeping a safe distance from Ma, tossing his pump back into his trunk and then jumping in behind the wheel and getting out of there quick, throwing a spume of loose gravel with his right rear tire. The sound of his engine faded while Louie gazed ruefully after him. Traffic had slacked off entirely now, and the prairie was a large and lonesome place with no other vehicles on the road.

Ma said, “Well, you just gonna stand there? Or are you gonna put the spare tire on the car?”

Jabbing her thumb at the trunk.

Louie stepped cautiously forward and peered in, and saw the spare lying on top of the suitcases. He studied it nearly a full minute, trying to understand where it could have come from.

Not liking the answer.

“Ma, you didn’t—”

Ma said, “God sent it.”

“But, Ma, that man was a good Samaritan, you can’t just—”

“God sent the tire. You don’t know his ways. Now put it on, will you? I got a feeling if I don’t get home quick those weasels’ll sell the place out from under me, sure as God made Li’l Abner.”

Dufault decided, Okay, let’s do it.

Checked his West Coast mirrors. Then took one more look at the house, saw no signs of life, and swung his long legs out of the cab.

Boyers. Always trying to stick it to you. Like that Zeke. Big dumb dork with his gut and his grin. And those boots! Get him down a lonely road one night and show him what God gave us boots for. Stomp on him until the stars came out, the guy thinking he was tough, not knowing what the word was about. Show him sometime.

No sign of the van, either.

Why in hell would anybody want to steal a van that stunk like that?

Okay. He had stolen it. But that was different.

Dufault glanced around carefully to make sure there were no Boyers lying in ambush in the shadows under the carport, none strolling up the front street, then walked up the empty drive to the back of the house and stooped down to pop a basement window.

The window was a tight squeeze and took a patch of skin off your ribs the size of a Checker cab, but you managed to wriggle through feet first and drop inside. The first thing that hit you was the stink. The same stink as the van, it rose up at your nose and walloped you. Dufault knew this had to be Zeke’s room, the smell must have got in his clothes.

Dark in here. You couldn’t see. Dufault stumbled over something bulky in the middle of the room, and cursed. Trust a dope like Zeke to leave a thing where you’d trip over it, lying here heavy as a rolled-up rug. Dufault gave it a kick, feeling his foot thud into the thing, hearing a kind of a hiss as he moved on.

His mind already working out what he was going to do.

Fix Zeke the freak. The guy had a taste for parlor games, huh? Okay. See how he liked it when he came home and found his own parlor all warped over. And a nice little note of his own there to welcome him, seeing he liked poetry so much. Something like:

Roses are red

So is your nose

This is to learn you

Where the wild goose goes.

At least it rhymed.

Dufault moved into a short hallway, some light here filtering down the staircase, then went softly up the basement stairs on his tippy-toes to the main floor of the house.

Silence.

Not a soul in the place.

Which was pretty much fine with him. Just the way he wanted it. Make this a quick visit. Do what he had to do, in and out before the big dork knew what hit him.

Dufault brought his hands together in a smack, savoring the moment. Get to it, now. Then his nostrils twitched. That smell again. Whew! It sure did stink like the devil in here.

“Now what?” Ma yelled.

They’d got the tire changed, drove on another thirty miles, and now, would you believe it? the car had stalled. The engine letting out a terrific gasp and giving up.

“I don’t know. Maybe it’s a vapor lock.” Louie spoke loud so Ma could hear him. She was still inside the car, he was here under the hood. He had the air cleaner off and was poking at the choke valve with a screwdriver when Ma squirmed in behind the wheel.

He heard her say, “I’ll start this thing!” and he said, “No, not yet—”

But that was as far as he got.

Ma turned the key, the starter engaged, and a ten inch spike of blue flame shot out the top of the carburetor, scorching Louie’s eyebrows, causing him to throw himself backwards in a reflex action and bash the crown of his head on the lip of the uplifted hood.

“Wow! Oh, Ma — wow!” Louie walked around in circles, all stooped over, touching his shriveled eyebrows with one hand and cupping the rising lump on the top of his head with the other. “Oh, that hurt, Ma! Oh, wow!”

Ma said: “Can’t nothing go right on this trip, now we got to go and get a vapor lock? Jesus. What is a vapor lock?” She looked at him out the window. “What are you wandering around for? You gonna get this car going so we can get home some time this year, or what?”

“Oh, wow, Ma!”

Ma got out of the car.

“Stand up straight, I can’t talk to you when you’re hunched over staring at the ground like that. Like some kinda — I don’t know — elephant man. Listen. I got an idea. Your dad used to have this old car, it wouldn’t start. What he used to do is push it, get the thing rolling, and when he’d holler, I’d pop the clutch for him—”

“Ma. This car’s an automatic.”

“So?”

“It doesn’t have a clutch — oh, wow, that hurts. We’d have to get it going fifteen, twenty miles an hour...”

“You can’t run that fast?”

“Not pushing a car, Ma!”

“Well, what are you gonna do then?”

“I don’t know. Maybe if we had some methyl hydrate—”

“What’s that?”

“You spray it into the carburetor, it’s really volatile—”

“What’s that mean?”

“It means it burns really good, and it—”

“Why’n’t you say so.” Ma leaned back into the car and dipped into her purse. “Okay,” she said, “let me get under that hood this time, and you turn the key.”

She bent over the fender, her broad backside jutting out, the tips of her toes just meeting the road. No use arguing. Louie got in behind the wheel. When Ma hollered, he gave the ignition one more try, and this time there was a blast like a shotgun, white smoke boiled up, and the engine caught, growled, and roared. Ma stepped back and slammed the hood. Stood there in front of the car like an apparition, with thin tendrils of white smoke clinging to her head. She walked around to the passenger’s side, got into the car, and shoved something back in her purse.

“Holy cow, Ma,” Louie said, impressed. “What was that stuff?”

“Hair spray,” Ma said. “Very volatile. See, I know about that. There was this woman once, she turned a can of lit hair spray on a man was trying to mug her.”

“Really? What happened?”

“The fence broke.”

“What fence?”

“The one he took off and galloped through with his clothes on fire.”

“Ma, that’s terrible. Was he hurt?”

“I don’t know. But he got hurt later. When I took an’ beat the flames out of him with one of the fence boards, I think he might of got a busted rib outa that. Saving his life. Would you drive the car?”

Dufault worked quickly and methodically. He’d never done anything like this before, what he had in mind. Tossed a room or two sure. You had to sometimes. Like when you broke into a place, you knew they had something small and valuable stashed away and you had to find it and get the hell out in a hurry; but never anything like this — deliberate.

He began uncertainly by turning things upside-down.

Sofa, chairs, coffee table, end tables, television, stereo — all this junk the Boyers had. Look at it. A shelf of old Funk and Wagnall’s encyclopedias that, Jeez, weighed half a ton. Turn ’em over. Ornaments, kitchen appliances — the ones he could lift. Dishes. Pictures on the wall: a black velvet painting of Elvis and a calendar of a horse’s head hanging over a fence. Upside-down. After a while he was really getting into it, beginning to feel creative. Like with the thick candles he found in the cupboard when he was doing the kitchen, and got an idea, and went around to the upside-down lamps on their upside-down tables, and unscrewed the bulbs and jammed the candles into their place.

The light bulbs, let’s see... Put them in the refrigerator.

And an armload of clothing out of the clothes closet — stuff that stuff in the oven.

If you used your head a bit, there were all sorts of gags you could play on a dork like Zeke the freak.

Then he came to the bathroom.

He pointed the shower head straight up — a nice touch — and was down on his haunches eyeing the bolts that held the toilet to the floor, thinking what a great effect it would make if he could somehow turn the commode over, too, when he caught a sudden, sharp whiff of that smell again. Whew! Like a dead body here in the room with him. A second later he felt something slap the bare skin at the small of his back, something damp and heavy, and he twisted around and saw the giant lizard staring back at him with its tongue hanging out...

George insisted they keep the car windows rolled down on their drive back from Shaker’s at Stony Mountain. Let the wind flow through the car, he said, and blow the stink off. This meat the guy had sold them — man! A large slab of something he’d cut down off a hook in his shed after he beat the flies away with a pick handle. An aroma to the stuff that sucked the breath out of your lungs. He’d lopped off a hunk with his chain saw, and now they had it with them, wrapped in newspapers back there in the trunk of Louie’s car.

“You hadda buy the guy out, sixty pounds of the stuff? I mean, you get one lizard, you got to corner the world market on putrescent meat? Louie’ll never get the smell out of this car.”

“He’ll never get it outa his room, neither, so what I think could happen, the guy’ll get used to it,” Zeke said.

“That’s the problem. You think too much.”

“Listen. Thinking’s a sign of intelligence.”

“Not the way you do it.”

The sun was settling low, now only a glowing arc where the prairie met the sky. Ma rode along in stony silence. She hadn’t said a word for half an hour, just watched the city skyline loom up at them out of the dusk. The Perimeter Highway interchange flashed by. Louie said, “Well, Ma, looks like we’re actually going to make it. What a trip, huh? I was starting to wonder. I didn’t want to say anything, worry you, but I’ve been a bit concerned the last few miles. This oil light blinking on and off, red.”

“So?”

“Well. No oil in your engine. It could seize up on you, self-destruct.”

“That’d be God, I guess, huh?”

“Oh, Ma.” She was sinking into one of her moods again. Best to change the subject quick and cheer her up. “I was wondering what the guys are doing right now...”

“Lemme guess,” Ma said. “Let’s see. They’re back-filling the hole where the house used to be, hoping I’ll come home and not notice. It wouldn’t surprise me they’ve sold it for scrap lumber by now, those crooks.”

“Ma, remember what I told you, try and think of them as lambs that’ve strayed. If you’re patient with them, if you’re understanding, they’ll scramble back onto the path. They’re your children, Ma. Your own offspring.” Louie cast about for something from scripture he could say about the weasels. “They’re the fruits of your womb.”

Ma watching him.

“Calling Zeke a fruit?”

Like they couldn’t communicate, no matter what. Louie wished he could have managed to have a few intimate moments with Ma. That had been his plan. There in Fargo, reclining by the pool, Ma asking questions and Louie answering them by referring to scripture. Showing her the power of the Word. But it hadn’t worked out that way. Ma had her own ideas. All she’d wanted was to be driven around to every bottle shop they could find. She never bought anything. Practicing abstinence, she said.

That much at least was a promising sign. Louie was sure one day it would happen, the moment would come, he would get through to Ma. She’d see the light in one blinding flash of realization and undergo a miraculous conversion right there on the spot. He had to admit it was hard to imagine, though. Ma rolling around on the floor having an experience.

The street lights were gleaming now, the last of the sunlight trickling away. In twenty minutes they’d see the dark pitch of rooftops on Ma’s street among the trees.

“Well,” Louie said cheerily, “it was a fun trip, even with all the car trouble, and even though you didn’t find much to bring back with you, huh, Ma?”

“I don’t take nothing unless it’s a bargain.”

“You mean you don’t buy it.”

She looked at him.

At first Dufault thought it was an alligator, but then he thought, no, it can’t be. It didn’t look like one. Not that he’d ever actually seen an alligator, a real live one, but this thing didn’t look right. It didn’t have those bulbous eyes, or those smiling, toothy jaws. This mouth was smaller, more grim and businesslike. The mouth of a snake. One of those big anacondas you saw on TV, could unhinge its jaws and gulp down a sumo wrestler an inch at a time.

The head was slightly turned, one stony eye staring at him. A thin yellow line where the eyelid met that dull, watchful orb.

Dufault’s mouth was dry, his heart was hammering to beat hell, and there was a cold sweat oozing out of him under his shirt. Dufault had a phobia about reptiles, amphibians, whatever the hell this thing was. Alien creatures from science fiction. Animals that crawled out of eggs like maggots.

The way another man might get scared of a spider and stomp it, that’s how Dufault felt about this animal on the bathroom floor in front of him. Only the thing was too damn big. Hell, its tail went out the door into the hall. Try and stomp this monster, you better have a wooden leg handy or you’d be running for your life in one great big circle, your leg chomped off at the knee.

The scaly face two feet away.

And now — Jesus — the tongue sliding out again.

Dufault clapped his hands to try and scare the thing off. It perked up immediately and came at him.

They pulled up in front of Ma’s with the slab of meat back there in the trunk and stopped. It was Zeke who said not to go all the way in under the carport. Zeke who’d spotted the red Ford truck at the end of the street, tucked up tight behind the car ahead of it like its owner had been trying to hide it.

Hide a half-ton truck behind a Chevette. Man.

“As if he thought I wouldn’t spot the dingle-balls,” Zeke said. “Doofy the Newfie. The only guy’s still got dingle-balls on his headliner. I guess the dope’s in there, all right. I wonder if he’s met our houseguest by now?”

George said he didn’t know. Zeke said, Okay, maybe wait a few minutes sitting out here on the steps. Then go in and see for themselves. Why wait? George asked. Zeke said, Why not try a little experiment, see what else old Ed liked to eat?

When the thing made a feint at his leg, Dufault screamed and threw himself backwards. He was a big man, and when his butt slammed into the toilet bowl sideways, the bolts broke clean through the porcelain flange at the base and the fixture tilted over, the tank coming with it, water spraying up the wall. The lid of the tank fell off, and he glimpsed the neck of a gin bottle, booze hidden in there. Dufault backed into the tub dragging the shower curtain down. Cold water spattering his face.

The thing ignored the water. It seemed to have just one thing on its mind — Dufault. It humped forward, jaws gaping as if it were bent on engulfing Dufault’s foot. Dufault back-pedaled, pressing his back against the wall, trying to climb the slippery tile with his heels.

Zeke being ready, they went on into the house, but right away Zeke, walking a little ahead of George, halted so abruptly George almost ran into him.

“Judas in a jumpsuit!”

George looked past him. What he saw was a mess. A shambles. The place had been trashed. Zeke moaned low in his throat, and George knew just what he was thinking: what were they going to tell Ma?

They heard water running. The sound coming from the bathroom, getting louder as they went down the hall, like there was a babbling brook pouring through the house at that spot. They poked their heads in the bathroom door.

The smell was overpowering. Ed, all right.

And also Dufault.

The toilet was knocked over, the tank skewed to one side and ripped away from the wall, a jet of water shooting out the stub of a snapped-off pipe. Dufault was in the tub clutching a near-empty bottle of Beefeater gin, the man soaked to the skin, his red hair plastered to his skull and his eyes staring fixedly at Ed, who lay half in and half out of the tub with his leathery elbows jutting out and his blunt saurian head looking like it was carved out of a wet rock, frozen.

Zeke blew up.

“Doof! You scumbag! You wrecked this place, you—”

“Never mind that. What’s this — this thing?” Dufault’s voice was a croak, his words slurred, his lips blue and trembling.

“What’s what?”

“This... this thing!”

“It’s a dragon!” Zeke snapped, puzzled. “You don’t know your own dragon when you see it?”

Dufault’s gaze went from Ed, to Zeke, to George, and then back to Ed again. Bleary eyes taking them in with an alcoholic sweep. He took another slug from the bottle and whispered, “Dragon...”

“That’s right, Doof. You didn’t know? That’s why he’s miffed at you. I believe he’s gonna have you for lunch. Part of you, at least.”

One of Dufault’s rubber heels left another long vertical smear down the tile.

Zeke said, “Don’t run away. It’d rather eat dead things, which means it’ll probably kill you first. Or I will. What’ve you done to the house, Doof?”

“Me? What about you? You trashed my shop... stole my car...”

“So you come to get even, that it? Except you got caught. By Ed. Now Ed kills you, my ma comes home and kills George and me. You idiot. What’re we gonna do?”

“Have you ever wanted one thing more than anything else, Ma?”

“Right now I want to go to the toilet.”

“Ma, listen. Do you know what I want?”

“No.”

“I want us to be a happier family.”

“What? You saying we’re not happy?”

“Oh, Ma. I’m saying, well... I wish we could be more content. More gentle with each other. Do you know what I’m trying to say?”

“No.”

Louie sighed, tightening his hands on the wheel and driving on towards home.

At the house Dufault’s eyes were locked on Ed.

“Call this thing off.”

“Why should I?”

“You owe me, Boyer.”

“I owe you? Doof, lemme tell you something. Here’s the plan. You’re gonna go back through this house, tidy up every bit of mess you made, then we’ll sit down and tote up the damages. My guess is you’ll owe us money. Jeez, just look at this toilet!”

“I’m not tidying nothing.”

Ed’s tongue lolled out then and lapped Dufault’s toes. Dufault cringed. Ed heaved forward, and Dufault dropped the bottle in the tub, the glass exploding, Dufault taking a drunken leap over Ed’s scaly back. He slammed into Zeke and George, taking both men down, then scrambled over them, trying to keep on going, but Zeke got a grip on his ankle.

“Home sweet home, huh, Ma?” Louie pulled in under the carport and switched off the car. Wondering why his own car was parked out on the street but not wanting to stir Ma up over it.

“If they haven’t trashed the place,” Ma said sourly, “those weasels.”

Broodingly eyeing the house.

“It’s still here,” Louie pointed out cheerfully. “They didn’t sell it off after all.”

“Maybe. Or else the customer’s coming tomorrow.”

Dufault’s face hit the floor with a dull thud. Zeke crawled over George to get at him, his pointy boots digging painfully into George’s body. Zeke got hold of Dufault by the collar and the seat of the pants.

“George,” he grunted, “the door.”

They were sprawled halfway into the hall. The door to the living room moved on a spring-loaded hinge, and George stretched out and shoved it while Zeke hauled up on Dufault and tried to heave him along. Only he slipped in the wet and went down on his elbows hard. Zeke winced.

“Man...”

And here came the door swinging back, picking up speed, whacking Zeke sharp on the top of the head.

“Ahrrr,” Zeke said.

Zeke lost his concentration then, and Dufault broke free. He got in a lucky lick, a roundhouse to the side of the Zeke’s head, and Zeke sat down. George dived at Dufault, but Dufault kicked him and made a shambling break for freedom. Zeke, coming in again, brought his fist up from the floor in a haymaker blow that felled the guy.

Going up the steps, Ma’s nose wrinkled.

“Gah! What’s that smell?”

“You go on in, Ma. I’ll bring the suitcases.”

“You hear me? I said I smell something,” Ma said. “Like a cat crawled in someplace an’ then died.”

“I don’t smell nothing, Ma.”

“Right. No sense, no feeling.”

Ma opened the door.

At first they didn’t know what they were seeing. It was Ma’s house, all right. And yet — it wasn’t. They’d expected a mess: beer bottles, pizza cartons, plates with fossilized junk food cemented to them. But this?

Things turned upside-down?

Candles in the lamp sockets?

A snow scoop on the floor?

Why?

And the smell. What Ma had got a whiff of outside. The overpowering smell of the place.

Louie heard a dull, scraping sound. Ma grinding her teeth. A bad sign, always. She was looking at George sprawled on top of the kitchen table with one of its snapped-off chrome legs in his hands, and Zeke down in the middle of the room with the toes of his broken-heeled boots turned out, his gut bulging.

And a third man. Somebody Louie had never seen before, this guy on his hands and knees, trying to get up on his feet, drunk as a lord.

Ma charged.

Grabbed up the snow scoop as she went, raised it over the redheaded man, and beaned him with it. Reshaping its thin aluminum blade into something that looked like a very large fortune cookie, which settled the man back down again. Then she turned on Zeke, and he scuttled for safety, the snow scoop glancing off his rump.

“Ma! Ouch! Listen!”

Zeke trying to burrow under the up-ended couch.

Ma beat on the underside of the couch in a fury, the scoop making loud pinging noises against the wood frame.

“I can’t go away for two days, you take and turn my house into something the bull ran through?”

“Ma, listen—”

“I knew you’d do this to me!” Pounding the couch. “I told Louie you would, sure as God made Li’l Abner, I said!” Another whack with the scoop, then she rounded on George. “What’s that sound? Water running! What’s going on around here?” She stormed down the hall to look into the bathroom.

“MY GOD!”

Zeke was staring at Louie. “What happened to your eyebrows?”

Ma was backing out of the bathroom holding onto something with both hands and dragging it. Louie saw what she had hold of, some kind of animal by the tail. A sort of alligator. Stubby, clawed feet scrabbling as she dragged it past them, out the door and onto the step. When she let go, it dived into the flower garden, lumbering for the cucumber patch at the foot of the yard.

Ma came back inside, her face beet-red with fury, little white lines around her eyes. She closed her eyes, then opened them.

“Louie says be calm. Okay, let’s try. Lemme count to ten...” Her lips moved. “Now, that alligator. Fine. I heard of alligators in the plumbing, it’s happened before, this one they had in the Enquirer that tried to drag a lady under New York, she had to whack it with a plunger to shake it off. But alligators don’t rearrange furniture. So somebody better start talking. And make it good.”

Zeke spoke up. You had to admire the guy. His face showed complete bewilderment.

“We don’t know ourselves, Ma. We come home, this guy is in the house, climbed in a window, been rearranging the place. I guess the dragon must of showed up then and went for him.”

“Dragon?”

“I mean alligator.”

Ma thought about that.

“A loony, huh? This guy?”

All of them now looking at the redheaded guy out cold on the floor.

“That’s it, Ma. Must be. Some nut escaped from a institution, drove here in a truck, dingle-balls in it, broke into our house and started doing his thing.”

“If I’d caught him,” Ma said, “I’d of done his thing for him.”

Ma began issuing orders. First, turn the water off. Then pull the alligator out of the cucumbers and stuff it in a sack — hey, Zeke grinned, I just happen to have one here. Fine, Ma said. Stuff that thing inside, then put it in the dingle-ball truck with the redheaded loony.

She had them drive the truck a couple of blocks down Logan and leave it with the loony propped up behind the wheel. Zeke taking a moment to add a touch of his own, placing a call from a pay phone to the police. Anything to land poor Dufault in more trouble.

An anonymous tip.

“Hey. You looking for a dragon?”

Back at the house, Ma sent Zeke and George into the bathroom to patch up the plumbing. Telling them to hurry up about it, that she was a woman had been beaten up, hauled around in a car that broke down every five minutes, and now all this excitement, she really had to go.

Louie gave Ma’s arm a squeeze.

“Ma, I’m proud of you.”

“Say what?”

Suspicious. Deep ridges in her brow.

“Proud of you, Ma. Going all weekend without, you know, taking a drink. Proving you could walk through those liquor stores and not be tempted. And now the way you’re handling this situation, going easy on Zeke and George, the fruits of your—”

“Yeah, yeah.”

“Ma, I was worried our trip was a waste of time. Now I believe that it was a success.”

“Yeah. Listen. You want to get your butt in gear and go out and get us some pizza? I’m starved.”

“I love you, Ma.”

“Yeah.”

Louie left happy and smiling. The car backfired under the carport, then pulled away. When Zeke and George reappeared, the sound of running water had stopped; a calm had settled over the house.

“What’s that about fruits?” Zeke asked.

“Never mind,” Ma told him. “Got that toilet working?”

“Sort of.”

“Thank God. Now listen. We got to move fast before Louie gets back. George, get Louie’s suitcase and bring it here.”

She undid the buckles. Reached in among the socks and underwear, groping, and dragged out a mickey of gin, then several handfuls of liquor miniatures, a couple more mickeys, another bunch of miniatures. A mound of little bottles piling up there on the carpet.

“Jeez,” George said, disbelieving. “Louie brought this?”

“I did,” Ma said. “I used Louie’s bag ’cause... there wasn’t room in my own. Or something. Don’t say nothing or I’ll kill you.”

“I won’t say nothing, Ma.” Zeke already opening a tiny bottle of Kahlua, sniffing it, then tipping it to his lips. “Hey, this is good.”

Ma shoved another five bottles at him.

“Here. Have some more. And George, lookit, I got amaretto, Grand Marnier, Drambuie... Those liquor stores down there, they leave these lying out all over the place. Zeke, try a snort of this green stuff...”

The rest of the week was hot. The sun sloped over the roofs of the houses during the long afternoons, beating on the trunk lid of Louie’s car so you could hardly touch the paint. On Friday Louie opened the trunk to find out where the smell was coming from, and found the meat. He showed restraint, though, meaning to set a good example, pleased at how Ma and the boys were coming along.

Flight from the Palm Court

by Gregor Robinson

A circular appeared: “Music and High Tea at the Palm Court of the Majestic Hotel.” What was the Palm Court? Surely Madame Grumbacher did not mean the windowless lobby, three steps below ground level, which also served as the hotel bar and home of the village dart league? She did. Potted plants were to be placed in front of the pool room door. The reception desk would be obscured by a Chinese screen. The bottles behind the bar would be made more discreet, the yellow bulb that illuminated them unscrewed. I asked Madame Grumbacher: why a Palm Court, when all around were actual palm trees, swaying in the warm sea breezes?

“Never have you ever been to Vienna?” said Madame Grumbacher. “Or Budapest? Perhaps Saint Mark’s, in Venezia? All the best hotels have Palm Courts.”

What about tea? Who would take tea in a gloomy hotel when you could step across the road to the Terrace Bar and have a Goombay Smash under the immense sky, while the surf lolled on the white sand below.

“English people. Europeans. We are getting a better class of clientele. Plus we will also offer rum.”

And who would supply the music?

“A refined lady. From Massachusetts.” Madame Grumbacher leaned towards me. “Mr. Rennison, you have a guest at your home, yes?”

“No. Absolutely not.”

“A distinguished musician. It will be a surprise for the people of the village.”

“It will be a surprise for me.”

“She has appeared with the New Bedford Ensemble, only last month!” Madame Grumbacher stood, triumphant, resuming her full height and her normal booming voice. She slammed my beer on the table. “She will be our first performer. Sunday afternoon. You will be there.”

“There must be some mistake.”

But there was no mistake. Healey came into the bank after lunch to tell me that a Mrs. Arbuthnot would be coming to stay with me. I was not happy. You were at close quarters in that house; I saw myself as an exile, and I valued my privacy. I said: “Why can’t she stay at the Majestic? Or the Inn? Or at the Hotel Paradiso?”

“The rooms in the Majestic smell,” said Healey. “The Inn is expensive The Hotel Paradiso is disreputable — filled with refugees on the way to Miami, drug dealers, Colombians, baseball players, riffraff. Mrs. Arbuthnot is a musician — genteel, I understand.”

I suggested renting a house, but there was no time for that; she would be arriving any time.

“Another thing,” said Healey. “Mrs. Arbuthnot knows Burnett. He arranged the whole thing.” That settled it. The bank paid my rent, and Burnett was on the board of directors.

She arrived the next day, a Monday. I was lunching on my terrace overlooking the harbor. I noticed an immense straw hat coming along the top of the hedge. Then two peacock feathers. She was upon me.

“Mr. Rennison, you’re eating lunch!” One of those East Coast voices, accusatory, accustomed to being paid attention to. “I went to the bank first — naturally — but it was closed. Nice hours you have!”

I moved my chair back from the table. Mrs. Arbuthnot put her hands to her ears (I would learn that the sound of furniture scraping on stone was one of many that bothered her). She wore immense earrings — lime-green elephants — on which I remarked.

“Yes,” she said, “and they shine in the dark.”

I asked if she would like lunch.

“I don’t want to impose.” She picked up a chair, and moved it to the table.

“Punch?” I picked up my own glass for a refill.

“That would be lovely,” said Mrs. Arbuthnot. “I don’t think there was any rum in my last one.”

“Your last one?”

“At the hotel. I stopped to ask where you lived. Awfully kind of you — having me on such a short notice. I’m touring the islands, giving concerts where I can, arranging my schedule as I go. It’s all very difficult.”

“A sort of cultural ambassador.”

“That is how I think of myself.”

She helped herself to a second spiny lobster tail, the one I had been saving for dinner. She smacked as she ate. When I brought her the drink, she favored me with a smile, but it was too late, I was out of sorts by then — the break in my routine, the interruption of lunch — and I saw nothing in her smile but the cheerful look you notice sometimes on the round faces of the demented, framed by a blonde Dutchboy cut and eye shadow applied with lunatic abandon. She was about fifty-five. Old.

A plane flew overhead. “Why is he circling?” said Mrs. Arbuthnot, not looking up. “Listen how he throttles down. Having a good look, I’d say.” She could tell by the sound of the engine. “Cessna 120, same as mine. Wonder where he came from. Wasn’t at the airport when I landed.”

Burnett’s voice came crackling over the radiophone. I excused myself, went inside to take the call.

“Woman coming to stay — she there yet?” said Burnett. “Awfully sorry.”

I wanted to complain bitterly, but Mrs. Arbuthnot was just beyond the kitchen door; I thought I could hear her smacking from where I stood. Then I heard an actual voice — low, male, sibilant. I picked up the dessert — ice cream and papaya — and pushed the screen door open with my hip. On the terrace was a pile of luggage. And sitting not at the table but on the wooden bench in the shade by the wall, a man of thirty at most, pale, thin, slightly stooped. He held in his lap a hissing cassette machine. The red light was on. He was recording the event.

“My son,” said Mrs. Arbuthnot. “Lloyd, say hello.”

“ ’Lo.” The fellow stared at me like a dead fish. Not one but two guests, and one of them a bit off.

“Lloyd is taping my concerts,” said Mrs. Arbuthnot. “He is into electronics. He is also my radio man and navigator.”

After Mrs. Arbuthnot and Lloyd had taken their things to their rooms, I urged them to walk across the island to the museum and the old cholera cemetery; sometimes a human bone turned up in the sand — always startling to visitors. I cleaned the kitchen and checked the bedrooms. Mrs. Arbuthnot’s suitcases were half unpacked on one of the twin beds. On the night stand table were books, brushes, creams, perfumes, and other toiletries. But in Lloyd’s room there was no evidence of human visitation. Nothing on the floor, on the beds, or on the bureau. I opened the top drawer. There was his clothing, packed orderly and tight, even his shoes, as in a sardine tin.

I heard a footfall behind me, a doe walking on moss.

“See anything you like?” Lloyd stood behind me, his head through the doorway.

I cleared my throat. “Just making sure you have towels.”

“The towels are behind the door.” Lloyd pointed. He was ten years younger than I, but his movements were of someone much older. His gestures reminded me of Ichabod Crane.

I strode past him into the hall. Confidence — that’s what’s wanted in situations like these. Lloyd followed, hands behind back. I said, “Here we have the bathroom,” as though I were an innkeeper showing off the premises.

“Mineral oil in the medicine chest,” said Lloyd. “If you’re constipated, you should use fruits and fiber. Plenty of fiber.”

“I am not constipated,” I replied icily. “The mineral oil was here when I rented the house.” The tour continued to the living room.

“See you like Glenn Gould. I do, too.” He’d been here two hours, yet he’d examined the medicine chest and my cassettes. It occurred to me that his interest in electronics was only the tip of the iceberg. I had read about people like Lloyd. They lived in rooms by themselves. They had binoculars. They kept dossiers on people. One day they went berserk.

I strolled to the bookcase and scooped up the Gould tapes. “My gift to you.” Overdoing it, I know, but a way of atoning for being caught going through his things. I didn’t want to be the object of his fury when he finally snapped. With my gift and his own snooping, I felt I had regained the upper hand. “I thought you were going to the beach,” I said.

“I’ve been to the beach,” said Lloyd. “Came back to check on my equipment.” This sounded ominous, but I let it pass. “Just as well. Mother’s cello has arrived.”

“Mother’s cello?” I had had it in my mind that she was a pianist.

“Couldn’t fit in the taxi, had to get a van. There’s a man here, wants us to go down to the harbor and pick it up.”

We borrowed Drover’s golf cart, the thing he used for picking up vegetables and meat from the freight boat, and drove down to the pier. The cello wasn’t heavy so much as awkward; we finally secured it with ropes to the jitney top. The water-taxi operator stood waiting. Lloyd shrugged and gave me a blank look, so I told the man to put it on my account. At dinner that night Mrs. Arbuthnot said, “I owe you money for the water-taxi.” She said there would be a letter of credit coming from Massachusetts; we would settle later.

My visitors were soon well known in the village. Mrs. Arbuthnot visited every gimcrack souvenir shop, talking, buying (the kind of tourist the villagers loved), delivering circulars about the concert. Lloyd’s appearances were more peculiar. He said little, he dressed somberly, and he went farther afield. The second day he rose early and walked the length of the island. The third, he borrowed a rowboat from the hotel and explored the coves, the hurricane hole, and the mangrove swamps on the lee side. Wherever he went, he carried one of his tape recorders. He had several small cassette players and a large machine with dials and fluttering needles. Madame Grumbacher told me that he spent several afternoons at the bar at the Majestic (the new Palm Court). He was the only person there besides the dart players. The red light of his tape recorder glowed in the gloom. He had a boom mike.

“What do you think you’re doing,” one of the men in the dart league had asked.

“Just testing,” said Lloyd. He stared the man down. “For the concert.”

At the Terrace Bar, he sat on the far side wearing earphones, the boom mike aimed across the pool towards the thatched hut with the bar. It made people edgy. He even ventured into the Riverside, ordered Coca-Cola — Lloyd did not drink alcohol — and sat with a recorder in his pocket. The Riverside was where the drug dealers gathered, the petty crooks and thugs who came in outboards from other islands to play pool and while away their afternoons. The room was silent but for the whirr of Lloyd’s cassette player and the click of the cues, until the bartender told Lloyd to shut the recorder off or have it shoved down his throat. Ti-Paul from the ferry came into the bank expressly to tell me about this incident. “That man you got staying with you — he the police?”

“Does he really look it?” I asked.

“Yeah, well, he better be careful. The boys at the Riverside, they got bad nerves. He spooks them.”

“Tell them he’s just a tourist, good for business.” But I knew what they meant. Mrs. Arbuthnot was rarely in the house; when she wasn’t out “getting to know the villagers — so colorful,” she was at the Methodist Chapel where Madame Grumbacher had arranged for her to rehearse. But Lloyd was in and out like a wraith. He would materialize in the kitchen, on the terrace, in the living room, his tape recorders whirring. Then vanish back into the ether.

Friday was my busiest day, and I was at the bank by eight o’clock. The restaurants, the merchants, the visiting yachtsmen — everyone needed cash for the weekend. Besides, traffic in my bathroom was heavy. Mrs. Arbuthnot’s ablutions took almost an hour, including a bath, a shampoo, and drying her hair with a blower that made the lights fade and the toaster pop. I was glad to be out of the house and at my desk. Winnie came bursting in a few minutes later.

“Mr. Rennison!” Her hair was wild. She was more excited than the time the Russian satellite had turned up on the beach.

“Yes, Winnie,” I said. “What is it?”

She stared at me, goggle-eyed. I thought I might have to go around the desk and slap her, but suddenly she shouted, “Fire! Fire!”

“What? Here?”

“Riverside Tavern!” she said. “The boathouse!”

I noticed something sweet and oddly familiar in the morning air. I followed Winnie out as the fire bell rang — Constable MacMahon pulling the rope, rousing the volunteers. To no avail it turned out: when they went to start the truck, the battery was missing. (Suspicious, people said later.) But there would have been little chance of putting out the fire anyway: the Riverside boathouse was built on piers about fifteen yards out in the lagoon. The catwalk had burned by the time Winnie and I arrived, and the flames were dying down. Thick smoke lay over the harbor. A crowd had gathered along the path. They were laughing, joking.

“Smell it, man!” said Vero, the bartender from the Majestic. He made a show of inhaling, rolled his eyes. Marijuana smoke filled the air. Out in the harbor I saw Schindler, owner of the Riverside, standing on the deck of his cruiser. He wore a long white dressing gown and dark glasses. He stood perfectly still. He did not look concerned to me.

With a crash and a hiss, the floor of the boathouse fell into the harbor. Wild applause from the crowd.

When I returned to the bank after lunch, there was a cardboard box on my desk — a foot and a half long, maybe a foot wide and a foot high, sealed with thick tape.

“Winnie, what is this?”

“Mr. Schindler’s boat boy brought it in for safekeeping. Said you’d know.”

But I didn’t know. I picked the package up. At least fifteen pounds. We had a safe large enough to hold cash for the day, occasionally overnight, and perhaps a few documents.

“Winnie, this parcel will never fit into our safe. You shouldn’t have accepted it.” She shrugged her shoulders. A copy of the receipt she had given Schindler lay on my desk.

“He’s a good customer, Mr. Rennison. You always say to me, we have to treat the customers nice. The customer is always right. That’s what you always say, Mr. Rennison. You do.”

I heard the sound of the Land Rover on the harbor road. An unexpected visit. Burnett was sweating when he came in, although his iron grey hair remained firmly in place. I stood, prepared to accompany him across the road for a glass of the special rum they kept for him, but there were to be no pleasantries: he waved me back to my chair with a flutter of the handkerchief he had been using to wipe his brow. He said, “Go away, Winnie.” When she’d gone, he said to me, “You’ve noticed these bloody airplanes.”

“Airplanes?”

“Bloody gnats circling the island. Spotter planes. Now the police are coming. A bloody swoop.”

We had two kinds of drugs on Pigeon Cay. Bales of marijuana came from Jamaica and Mexico for local use and for shipment elsewhere. And there was the more sinister business of cocaine. Those who speculated about these things — and we did so in low voices; both the cartels and the DEA were supposed to have informants on Pigeon Cay — believed that fisherman picked up packages that were dropped by air or ship along the lee side of the island, down past the sound. The drugs were transferred to speedboats that made the runs to Miami under cover of darkness. You could sometimes hear the rumble of engines at night. From time to time the police made sweeps of the islands — what Burnett was talking about — looking for trawlers, speedboats, anything they could find. But they’d never been here, to Pigeon Cay.

“Explains the fire,” I said.

“Fire?”

“The boathouse of the Riverside burned down this morning.”

“Ah. Actually, Schindler was out to see me last night,” said Burnett. “Don’t like the fellow. Still...”

“Absolutely,” I said.

“Wants a favor of some kind. Don’t know what. Sending him along to see you.”

Of course. This was the purpose of Burnett’s visit. He would have heard about the police from Schindler, who would know from his contacts in the government. Everybody was on the take, from the prime minister on down. Burnett wouldn’t want to know about the favor. By then I knew I had already done it.

I called Healey, asked him to come over to my house later. When he arrived, I pointed at the package on the kitchen table. “From Schindler. He wants me to put this in the safe.”

“Cocaine?” said Healey. He was less discreet than the rest of us. I told him I wasn’t able to say.

“What about Burnett?” said Healey.

“You know Burnett — see no evil, hear no evil.” We never said out loud that Schindler was a drug dealer. He was one of the bank’s best customers.

“So, why don’t you put it in the safe?”

“Because it won’t fit unless we open it, if then. And if we open it, we know what it is.”

“Yes. I see your point,” said Healey. “Let’s keep the package under your bed for now. We don’t know for sure that the sweep will happen.”

Saturday night at the club was a special event: Burnett’s talk on Woman in the Modern World. We were behind in these matters. In the cities of North America, lesbians inseminated via turkey basters were having babies with the help of midwives and supportive friends. On Pigeon Cay, the gentlemen were bemoaning the loss of the old rituals — the wife dressed for dinner, martinis at the ready, when her husband came home. I joined Healey, Burnett, and old Tom Hargreaves at the Snug Bar. The conversation turned to the topic of our visitors. Hargreaves said that a view was developing in the village that Mrs. Arbuthnot should stop buying. The shopkeepers had been giving her credit on the strength of her connection with the bank — she was a friend of Burnett’s, and she was staying with me — but the bills were mounting and they were becoming alarmed.

“Stretching a point to call her a friend,” said Burnett. “Had a letter from a chap in Boston. Good cause and so forth — music for natives. Said why not, we’d put her up.”

“We meaning me.” I said. “And there’s two of them.”

“Didn’t know anything about the son,” said Burnett. “Sorry about that.”

“What about those tape recorders?” said Healey. “He’s been all over the island. They think he’s looking for drop sites. They think he’s with the police.”

“Is that possible?” said Burnett.

At that moment the bell rang, the commodore calling the meeting to order.

The Royal Bahamian Police Force arrived on Sunday, the same day as the concert.

“They’re going house to house,” said Lloyd, back from his early morning walk looking in people’s windows. He was more animated than I had ever seen him.

“Impossible,” I said. “That would be illegal. They would need search warrants and so on.”

But when I stopped in at Drover’s to pick up the Miami papers, I saw them, a group of men in shiny black shoes and synthetic jackets coming up the Queen’s Highway from the pier. They wore dark sunglasses. You weren’t supposed to catch their eye, but how could you tell when they wore those glasses. I saw another group, in uniforms, heading out along the road to North Point in a jeep.

Back at my house, I rushed to the bedroom and hauled the package out. I stared at the thing, racking my brains. I looked up; was there a space in the rafters? Not enough pitch — and I couldn’t see a door. Then I thought: the cistern; I would suspend the box on a rope from the roof of the new tank. I grabbed the package and ran into the garden. The trapdoor to the cistern had two metal handles as though you could flip it open, but the door was concrete; it would require a tractor to move it. A plane swooped in low from the west. I stooped over the package, imagining that they might be able to spot it from the air. When the plane was out of sight, I carried the box back into the house, trying to conceal it under my shirt. Mrs. Arbuthnot and Lloyd were standing by the window. They had evidently watched my entire performance.

“Is this the contraband?” said Mrs. Arbuthnot.

“Contraband? What do you mean?”

“Lloyd’s tape recorder.” Lloyd held up a tiny microphone. “Under the chesterfield. He listens to everything. It’s his hobby.”

I gaped at them.

“I must say I am disappointed, Mr. Rennison. Very disappointed. I’d have thought you would go straight to the police. In my opinion drugs are a scourge. You should visit certain parts of Boston, or New Haven.”

“But — you don’t think — if you heard on the tape recorder...”

She held up her hand to stop me. Then she pointed at the box (I saw where Lloyd had learned the gesture), an Old Testament prophet. “So what are you doing? Trying to hide the package?”

There was no point in denial. A brief pause. Mrs. Arbuthnot said, “Tell you what. Let’s put it in the cello case.”

“How on earth? — that would mean opening the package...”

“Let us not be hypocrites, Mr. Rennison. Lloyd will look after it.”

I busied myself with the breakfast. Lloyd came out of the bedroom twenty minutes later, lugging the cello case. It seemed to be bulging, but it was closed. Lloyd became vocal.

“Had to remove the extra strings,” he said, “and the tool kit. But it’s all in there now, packed around the cello.” He tapped the case with the flat of his hand. “I used masking tape. Fifteen little bags, like packages of icing sugar...”

I interrupted him. “Yes, certainly, all right then. How about another cup of coffee, some waffles?”

The police reached our end of the village after lunch, a fat sergeant and four men in uniform, the same group from the jeep I had seen in the morning. Two of the men were smoking cigars.

“Excuse me, sir, a few questions. Mind if the lads have a look around while we talk?” He was English. The soldiers were black.

“You have a search warrant?”

The sergeant removed his hat and scratched his head. He looked tired. “No. No, sir, that we don’t. But the drug squad, they do — every house in the village. They’re concentrating on the obvious places, the bars, the boathouses up the swamp. Very thorough they are. Look everywhere, tear up the floors, they piss in the cistern. Don’t miss a trick. And good with their hands, if you take my meaning. Shall I get them?”

I stood to let the men pass. They glanced in the cupboards, under the beds. Lloyd hovered in the background.

“Lovely view,” said the sergeant, gazing out the double doors to the terrace. “You hear things at night? See boats entering the harbor, like?”

“No,” I lied.

When I first came to Pigeon Cay, I had been amazed at how blind people were to the shadowy world that existed parallel to their own, how they ignored it. I came to understand. You didn’t want the police dragging you in to sign statements. You didn’t want them camped on your doorstep. You didn’t want trouble. Besides, smuggling was deeply entwined in the economy of the islands, always had been. I knew. I saw the money every day.

The sergeant turned to the cello case leaning against the wall. “What’s this, then?”

“A cello,” I rasped. Then, regaining my composure, “it belongs to my houseguest, the distinguished American cellist, Alexandra Amelia Arbuthnot. No doubt you have heard her. She is on tour. She is giving a concert at the Majestic Hotel this evening.”

“Right, let’s have a look.” He motioned to one of the soldiers. I watched frozen, horrified.

The door of the bathroom opened. Mrs. Arbuthnot emerged in a cloud of steam. She wore a long silk dressing gown that clung to her robust figure. Her hair hung wet about her head as though she were a sea goddess. She was armed with the hair dryer. She said, “Do not touch that case.”

“Eh?” said the sergeant.

“The instrument inside that case is two hundred years old. It is extremely delicate. If the damp sea air touches it, untold damage will result. My tour will be in ruins. I am a guest of your government. I shall hold you responsible.” She returned to the bathroom and shut the door.

The sergeant stared after her for a moment. Then he said, “Right, then, we’re on our way. Come along, lads.”

We passed the other group of police as we carried the cello case from my house to the hotel later that afternoon.

“Tell me,” I said to Mrs. Arbuthnot, “are you really a guest of the government?”

“In a manner of speaking. Their representative stamped my passport. By the way, you needn’t wait for us after the concert. There’s going to be a small reception. Madame Grumbacher is giving us dinner.”

To Madame Grumbacher’s credit, the Palm Court looked quite believable. The chesterfields and armchairs had been replaced with round tables and folding chairs. Footlights had been borrowed from Methodist Church Drama Club. The stage was set up in the corner with an upright piano, and a chair and music stand for Mrs. Arbuthnot. Behind the piano was one of several enormous potted palms. There were seats for perhaps seventy-five in the room, and all were taken. Another ten or fifteen people stood at the bar.

Lloyd fussed for about twenty minutes, setting up his machines. Then he vanished.

The police arrived halfway through the concert, five of them, the ones in plainclothes and dark glasses. They stood at the back and surveyed the crowd. A murmuring and shuffling of chairs as people turned. Mrs. Arbuthnot’s cello case lay closed on the floor beneath the piano. After ten or fifteen minutes the police left, clumping along the wooden floor in counterpoint to “Lara’s Theme.”

After the concert, I returned home and had dinner by myself, one of the casseroles that Mrs. Hamish prepared for me twice weekly. I opened a bottle of wine and took my plate onto the terrace. It was a warm night, and windless; the putrid smell of the mangrove swamp wafted across the harbor. At around eleven, I saw two lumbering police boats head out towards the channel. The sweep was over. In the distance I heard the engine of a small plane.

I was awakened in darkness. Something jarred the house. I heard shouting. Someone was throwing things at the walls; any minute they seemed likely to hit a window. I grabbed my dressing gown from the hook. About fifteen boys and men were gathered in the blackness of the garden. I recognized a few of them as from the Riverside. There was the smell of liquor. I saw the flash of pool cues. Someone said, “Where’s the spook, boss?”

There had been several arrests that day among the smaller dealers who hung around Annie’s and the Riverside Tavern. Now the police were gone, and they wanted their revenge.

“It’s four in the morning. Come back tomorrow. You want me to call Constable MacMahon?” This was a hollow threat, and they knew it. I heard a commotion behind me; some of the men had entered the house by forcing the terrace doors. I turned, and the others swarmed past me. The bedroom lights were switched on.

But there was no one there. Madame Grumbacher had spirited them away. Lloyd must have come back during the concert and taken their luggage. Their flight only confirmed the belief that Lloyd had been undercover, that he’d brought the police. But now he was gone, and they were mollified.

Schindler was not. His voice came over the radio first thing in the morning, squawking my name before I had finished shaving. I picked an open channel. “You’re phoning about your documents?” I said.

“My documents?”

“The package. I assumed it was documents, the way it was sealed.”

“Documents? That is what you assumed?”

“That is what I assumed. Were they important documents?”

“Important? Yes. They were important documents, Mr. Rennison. They were vitally important.”

“I’m sorry to hear that. There has been a screw-up. The package wouldn’t fit into the safe at the bank — as I’m sure you must have known — so I brought it home with me. Must have got mixed up with my guests’ luggage.”

“Mixed up?”

“The taxi driver must have loaded it in the van. I presume they took the package with them.”

Silence. As in all the out islands, it was a citizen’s band system. Anyone could listen in, and people often did. Finally he said, “Perhaps they will remember at the airport.” A pause. “They may be searched.”

“Perhaps. But she was traveling in her own plane. An artist on tour you know.”

“How convenient.”

“Yes. You should make a list of those documents — for the authorities. In the meantime, I’ll let you know if I hear anything.”

I did hear something, two days later: a package in the mail with a letter attached.

Dear Mr. Rennison: A note to thank you for your hospitality. I’m sorry we weren’t able to say goodbye in person, but we thought it best to leave at once — you understand. Enclosed, tapes of the concert. Also Lloyd’s other tapes. Our flight was uneventful, except that the cargo door unexpectedly flew open mid-ocean dispensing my cello case into the sea. A freak accident. Luckily, the cello was not in the case at the time. Call if you are ever in Great Barrington. Sincerely, A. Arbuthnot.

Schindler wasn’t the only one to take a loss. Drover came to see me, wanted payment for an account of about two hundred dollars. “She said it was all right, you’d look after it.” There were similar stories from Vero at the hotel; the Inn, where Mrs. Arbuthnot had taken Burnett and others for elaborate dinners; from the lady who ran the hat and dress shop; from shops throughout the village. The total came to over a thousand dollars. And then there was a call from the airport: three hundred dollars for airplane fuel. I paid the bills out of my own pocket. I owed her that.

The Dancing Master

by James S. Dorr

So she had been caught dancing. Was that such a crime? She argued with Gant, the temple priest’s deacon. “My husband is a dancing master. We married because of my love for the dance.” But the deacon slapped her.

“Silence, woman,” he said. “Here, your husband is a musician. He plays for God only — do you understand?”

She risked a glance at Pietro, her husband, and saw the warning in his eyes. Be careful, Melantha.

And so she just nodded.

The deacon, however, was not yet finished. “Here, those who dance, as they do in the south, are considered suspect. You and your husband are from the south, are you not? As you may know, the south is considered a haven for witches.”

Gant spoke the last word as if he would spit it, and so she just nodded a second time. But I am a healer, she thought as he turned away. And God made music. As well as people’s feet. But she kept silent until he had left through the temple doors and only then rushed to Pietro’s arms.

“I didn’t know,” she whispered. “About dancing. Why do they hate it?”

Her husband kissed her, then looked around quickly. “Shhh,” he said. “They may not like this either. But as for the dancing, I understand from the deacon’s men that they are waging a war against heresy. It makes them nervous. That is, anything that gives people pleasure they think must be sinful.”

She nodded. “We should not have come here,” she muttered.

“I know,” he said. “But here we are anyway, captured when these people’s soldiers attacked our caravan. And it’s our good luck I am a—” his voice caught “—I am a musician.”

He turned, and Melantha’s eyes followed his as they swept through the temple’s vast, ancient interior, finally coming to rest on the huge organ across from the altar. Pipes were dismounted, lying at full length along the floor, while the keyboard, where he had been trying it out, was still half disassembled.

“Suppose you can’t fix it?” Melantha whispered, and yet she knew that her husband could. When they had been taken into the temple six days before, the keys had been frozen, the pipes filled with cobwebs, the windchest cracked and holed. Yet as soon as he had seen it, even in its ruined condition, Pietro’s eyes had lit with a glow.

The priest had noticed that, as had his deacon. Surrounded by soldiers, they had been going through Melantha’s pack, spilling out vials of dried leaves and herbs. She should have been warned when one soldier muttered under his breath and made a hand sign. But then the priest’s deacon had opened Pietro’s.

“Look here,” he said. He pulled out a small flute, then another, a mid-sized recorder. Then tabors and books — music notation, meant simply as exercises for dancers but most impressive for those who might be unskilled in its reading. He turned toward Pietro.

“You are a musician?”

Pietro had nodded, saying nothing. The deacon had turned to the chief priest then and whispered something into his ear. The priest had smiled, and the deacon turned back.

“We have a festival three weeks from this day. Everyone from the city will be here. Can you play this organ?”

Once again, Pietro had nodded. “I’ll need my wife’s assistance,” he had said, and as the interview came to an end, he had gone to inspect it. And now he’d already restored it sufficiently to key a tune on the upper register, using a forge bellows borrowed from one of the city’s blacksmiths to fill the fixed windchest, along with the blacksmith’s apprentice to pump it. The tune he had played was one from their own country. One meant for dancing.

And so she had danced, paying no mind to the boy forcing air through the metal reed pipes. But now she had been warned — the boy had been watching and had told the deacon. And she and her husband had been warned before, when Gant had taken them to the rooms in the back of the temple where they would stay — rooms next to the vestry, where she had first noticed the trace of an almost familiar smell — that if the instrument could not be made ready for the high feast day, both their lives would be taken in forfeit.

The smell pervaded her thoughts. Her dreams. She knew it from someplace — one of her herbs, but one used rarely, an unpleasant odor yet not quite this odor. And why should such odors — odors associated with healers, whom apparently these people feared — be found in the temple?

But she had little time for such thoughts now. With just two weeks left before the feast day, the main work of fixing the organ had begun.

“Gant,” Pietro shouted the first thing that morning, “we have two things missing. The first is a wind source. It’s all very well to use blacksmith’s bellows for playing the smaller pipes, but for music to fill this whole church, we’ll need more than just reed sounds. Do you understand me?”

Gant, squat and muscular, turned toward Pietro. “No, dancing master—” Melantha winced as the deacon contemptuously spoke the name she had used for her husband the evening before “—my business is with people’s souls, not with their hearing. But under the organ there is machinery...”

“Show us, then,” Pietro said. “There must be bellows of some sort down there. Beneath the windchest—” he pointed to the long boxlike frame of the organ proper, studded with tubes that led to the pipe banks. “How do we get there?”

“This way,” the deacon said, gesturing for them to follow him behind the pipes themselves. While they watched, he bent to a ring that was set in the stone floor and, heaving upward, opened the trapdoor.

“This way,” he said again, gesturing this time for them to go first so he could watch them — always he kept an eye on them now, since yesterday’s dancing. Lighting a torch, he followed them down the narrow twisted stairs.

“Pietro, that smell,” Melantha began, but stopped when she realized the deacon could hear, too. She sniffed again. The smell she had noticed before was stronger. Coming from one of the tunnels beneath them.

“The temple catacombs, my lady,” Gant answered for Pietro. Another title, spoken contemptuously just as with Pietro’s ‘dancing master.’ “The air may be somewhat stale. After all, we are under the ground here. And mind your skirts as well; it may be dusty.”

The two had already turned, however, when they’d reached the bottom of the narrow staircase. “Gant, your torch,” Pietro called. “Bring it here, quickly.”

“What?” Gant said. He thrust his torch forward, revealing the bricks of a huge, empty cistern set in the floor, within which was a domelike brass hemisphere topped with a conduit that led to the ceiling.

“What is it?” Melantha asked.

“The organ ‘bellows,’ ” Pietro answered. “Except that it isn’t a bellows at all. I’ve only seen one other like this — before we met, Melantha, when I was still learning and traveled through many lands — and it, like this, was in half-ruined condition. You see those pistons?” He pointed upward next to the great pipe at two narrow rods that also led through the floor above them. “Those we can fix — I dare say we’ll find their tops, covered perhaps with centuries of dirt, somewhere between the chest above us and the temple altar. They’re used to pump air down...”

“But what is it, dancing master?” Gant broke in. “It’s been here as long as I, or anyone, can remember. Just like the organ — just like the temple itself, for that matter. Back to when the city was first built, and even before that.”

“I daresay,” Pietro answered. “The one I saw was ancient as well. It’s called a hydraulikon — a ‘water organ.’ The weight of water presses the air that’s forced into the dome — that, not a bellows, provides the wind. In fact, it stores wind — it can even be played when the person working the pump is resting. But before it can do that, the cistern must be filled with water.”

“Pietro,” Melantha called. “Over on this side. There’s some kind of channel.” She pointed to a tunnel that led from the cistern’s chamber — one tunnel of many but this the only one that slanted gently upward and had in its floor a deep, narrow groove.

Gant pushed ahead of her, blocking its entrance. “No, my lady,” he said, his hand clutching the knife at his belt. “You may not have your leave of this passage.”

“But we must, Gant,” Pietro answered. “If, as I suspect, it leads to the river outside your city, then we must use it to fill the cistern. Do you understand? Whether you threaten to kill us or not, if there is no water, I can’t play your organ.”

Gant hesitated, then finally, slowly, lowered his hand. “Very well, then, but you may have just one look. From that you can tell me what needs to be done — perhaps I’ll have soldiers attend to the work then. And just you alone, dancing master. The lady will first be secured to a pillar...”

Pietro shook his head. “No,” he said. “Melantha accompanies us. Remember, she is my assistant in this. She may have some idea that I would not think of.”

Gant hesitated again, then shrugged. “I go first then,” he finally said. “And you’ll stay close to me, your hands at your sides.” He led them upward, into a gradually freshening breeze, until at last Melantha saw sunlight.

“Pietro!” she said. She couldn’t help herself. “Look. Through the gate. The river. The forest!”

“A water gate, yes,” Pietro answered. “And, Gant, you are right not to trust us too much here, as I as well long to be in that forest. Nevertheless, the gate must be opened. The rubble that blocks the channel must be cleared.”

“It will be done,” Gant said. “But now we go back down.”

He turned and faced them, forcing them before him, out of the tunnel’s breeze, into the cellar’s smells. Into the chamber of the cistern, with its other tunnels, then up the narrow stairs into the temple. When Gant had left them alone to fetch his soldiers to clear the water passage, Melantha kissed Pietro. Softly. Furtively.

“Pietro,” she whispered when she had finished. “What of the other thing?”

“What?” he answered.

“This morning you told Gant there were two things missing. The first was a wind source for the organ. That you have now found. But what was the other?”

Pietro took her to where some of the organ’s larger pipes lay on the floor. He kicked one, then stepped back as part of it crumbled.

“You see?” he said. “These pipes — the large flue pipes — are made of wood. Unlike the smaller metal pipes we tested yesterday, they have rotted over the years. Now, with the cistern being filled, when the time comes, I will be able at least to play something. But to make music...”

Melantha nodded. “For music, you need bass. To hold the rhythm. And that means big pipes—” she glanced toward the one Pietro had kicked “—even bigger than these, if you could obtain them. Is that right, my husband?”

Pietro gazed pensively down at the stone of the temple floor. “Yes,” he finally said. “Bigger, even, than these wooden pipes — if I could obtain them.”

“Pietro,” Melantha whispered several days later, “I know what that smell is.”

“What?” Pietro whispered back, preoccupied as he always was these days. The two had been working under the temple, watching as the final trickle of water from the now-guarded tunnel filled the cistern to its brim. Other work, also, was under way on the cistern itself and its linkages up through the temple floor. And other tunnels, too, had now gained Pietro’s attention.

“The smell,” she repeated. She glanced around her to make sure neither Gant nor any of his soldiers stood near enough to hear what she was saying. “You hardly notice it now, of course. It permeates everything down here. But I think I know why it seems familiar to me.”

“Ah,” her husband said. He glanced around, too, and then, just in case, gestured up toward the pipe and the pistons, as if they were still discussing the work.

“It’s hen’s-bane,” Melantha said. “I’m almost sure now. Yet there’s still a difference...”

“Hen’s-bane?” Pietro asked. “You mean the plant with the pale yellow flowers? It’s poison, isn’t it?”

Melantha nodded. “In large enough quantities, yes, it can kill. Powdered, though, in tiny doses, it has its uses — I’ve used it, for instance, in easing childbirth. Or for a man who has trouble sleeping, the smallest pinch, burned like incense in the lamp he keeps at his bedside, will assure he has pleasant dreams. But there are other kinds...”

She stopped at a gesture of Pietro’s hand, then turned to see a soldier emerge from one of the smaller tunnels that made up the temple’s cellar. “I’ve measured the passage as you told me,” the soldier said. “I’ve marked off the distance.”

“You’re sure?” Pietro asked. “You’re sure that you’ve measured the exact distance?”

The soldier nodded. “Already I have my men bricking it up at the spot where I marked it. And Balin’s men are hard at work in the tunnels you showed them. But may I ask what all this is for?”

Pietro shook his head. It was no secret, Melantha realized — after all, to obtain Gant’s cooperation, her husband had to tell him what he had in mind. And even then Gant had insisted that only certain of the tunnels could be explored, even if only the water tunnel actually had two soldiers assigned to stand at its entrance. From that she realized the other passages offered no chance for their escaping, but simply led more deeply under the temple. And yet, like her husband, she also felt it best not to say any more than was needed to Gant or his people.

So she just smiled when the only thing Pietro finally said was, “You just be sure to let me know when the mortar’s completely dry. You understand? And those tunnels over there. They were completed last night, is that true?”

The soldier grunted, and Melantha looked toward the already sealed-off corridors Pietro had indicated. She let her eyes follow the leather-bound tubes that had been built from them to the ceiling, to thrust through the stone floor behind the organ. She squeezed Pietro’s hand.

“I’m still not sure I quite understand all this either,” she whispered. “I know you’ve told me.”

Pietro smiled. “Remember last night? When we tested the first of those tubes with the bellows.”

“Yes. The whole church shook, it seemed like, until I realized it was only the floor vibrating. Yet the sound that came out was music.”

Pietro nodded. “These tunnels we’re blocking off. These are the pipes of my new bass register. Deeper even — more like a great bass, an octave or more below a true bass. So what you heard was a single ‘pipe,’ just using the blacksmith’s bellows for tuning. Imagine when we have the whole register — all the tunnels the soldiers are sealing — tuned together, playing with the smaller pipes of the higher registers, using the wind that comes out of the cistern...”

Melantha laughed, placing a finger on Pietro’s lips. “You’ve nearly lost me again, my husband. I mean with your details. I just know music — and how to dance to it — not how it’s created. But if I understand this much correctly, what you’ve done is to make the whole temple a part of your organ?”

Pietro nodded once again and led her upstairs, their work completed for that evening. The next morning, though, when they went back down, Melantha noticed that the tunnel where the old, hen’s-banelike smell was the strongest, now was guarded just like the one that led to the river. She didn’t say anything. Rather she concentrated on sewing the leather wrappings that would make the latest of the great-bass tubes airtight. Similarly in the days that followed, both she and Pietro kept their thoughts on the work they were doing.

Still, though, she wondered. She had not had time to tell her husband about the other kinds of hen’s-bane — the red and the black, the latter especially prized by sorcerers and never touched by white healers like her. That, she thought now, was why it smelled different and yet still familiar.

But that just added to the mystery. Black hen’s-bane, she knew, was used by some witches to give them their visions. Concentrated enough, it could drive a man mad for days, or even forever if it didn’t kill him. But hen’s-bane of any sort in the temple?

She found excuses to go to the cellar, even though the important work now had shifted to upstairs. Another week passed; there were only a few days left till the festival. But the work had advanced as well, and finally one evening Pietro told her that the hydraulikon itself was ready for testing.

“You mean now?” she whispered — she always whispered, even though Gant was standing right next to them where he could hear anything that was spoken. “You mean it’s ready?”

“Yes,” Pietro replied. “I don’t mean to test it all at once, mind you. I think, for tonight, I’ll leave the stop-keys in for the great bass, playing only the upper registers. That way—” he looked at Gant, leaning against the side of the windchest “—we’ll leave some surprises for the actual ceremony. Still, though, even with just the smaller pipes, I expect the chief priest would be well pleased.”

He motioned to Gant to stand at the altar where he would be with the other of the priest’s assistants during the service. Then he showed Melantha where the twin foot-pedals that worked the pistons for the hydraulikon thrust through the floor, just to the side of the great organ’s keyboard. “This railing,” he said, pointing to a lecternlike stand, “is for you to lean on. To rest your hands on so you won’t fall. Then put your feet there and pump up and down, just like you were walking.”

Melantha did as she was told. “Like this?” she asked. She heard a faint hiss of air beneath her, then a bubbling as the pistons under her feet forced air into the dome submerged inside the cistern.

“Good,” Pietro said. “You should find it easy at first, but as the pressure builds up, the going will start getting harder. Remember, the air you’re pumping in is being pushed back by the weight of the water of the cistern — the more air you pump, the more water it will force from the dome and, in turn, the more weight of water will push back against it.”

Melantha nodded. It was getting harder, like walking up a steepening hillside. “Will I have to pump the whole time you’re playing?”

“No,” Pietro said. “Once the pressure’s built, you can rest from time to time, as long as you make sure it doesn’t go down too far. Now, watch your footing — I’m pulling the first stop.”

He reached to a row of stirrup-shaped handles above the main keyboard and pulled the leftmost one out toward him, causing her to nearly slip as the pressure beneath her suddenly dropped. “Pump hard!” he shouted. She gripped the railing and did as he said. “It’s filling the windchest. And now the second stop—” he pulled a second stirrup out, and then a third “—treble register and the reed pipes.” He pulled a fourth out. “Now the main register. Are you ready?”

Melantha pumped for all she was worth, sweat starting to gather on her forehead. “Yes,” she shouted back — why were they shouting?

And then, when Pietro’s hands brushed the keyboard, Melantha knew.

She laughed. It was Gant who almost fell this time, surprised by the noise of just one bank of pipes. And then, one by one, Pietro added in the next three, one for each stop-key he’d pulled out in turn.

“Now,” he shouted, “can you hear me?”

“Yes,” she shouted back at him as loud as she could. “But only barely. The music drowns you out.” Then she laughed — she looked at Gant, still at the altar, realizing suddenly that this was one time she could be absolutely sure he was not hearing a word she was saying.

“Shall I try the rightmost stop now?” Pietro was laughing, too. “The one for the great bass? I know I said I didn’t want to, but shall we hear it? Or shall I try the echo register — those are the soft pipes?”

“Please, Pietro. Neither. Or, if you must, only add the soft ones. I’m getting frightened.” She was, too, she realized. Just as when he had tested the first bass pipe with the bellows, and she had thought the whole building was shaking. She would get used to this — she would have to if she was going to walk the pumps again during the festival. But she thought it would be best to get used to it slowly.

To her surprise, she saw Pietro nodding. She thought at first he would pull the last stops anyway, but now she saw he was pushing the others back in, one by one, his hands off the keyboard. And yet the organ continued playing.

“It’s the pressure,” he shouted to her, as if anticipating her question. “It keeps on playing because there’s enough wind to keep individual pipe-valves open. Until I close the whole bank with its stop-key. Like this—” he pushed the last one in, then let his voice sink down, too, to a whisper.

“I love you, Melantha.”

She almost didn’t hear him, this time because of the silence.

Three days to the feast day. Melantha was idle. Except for some minor adjusting and tuning, the work on the great organ had been completed. And so, while Pietro remained upstairs, she spent more and more of her time down below, ostensibly to check the various fittings for air leaks but actually just for something to do.

Surprisingly, Gant did not follow her down, nor did he stay upstairs to watch over Pietro. Of course, there were soldiers — down below there were at least two to guard the watercourse plus the two more who now stood at the tunnel where she had noticed the smell was strongest. But other tunnels, larger tunnels not used for the bass pipes of the organ, were open to her for exploration.

So she went into them from time to time, pacing their lengths just as Pietro had had Gant’s soldiers measure the lengths of the tunnels he’d sealed off. She mapped their turnings, their crumbling stone footings, and later, when she returned upstairs, she retraced her steps on the temple’s main floor, gaining a knowledge of how it was built and how, over the centuries, it had been expanded.

She wondered at this, the new freedom she had, until she realized that Gant could afford to allow her to wander since none of the tunnels — except for the river one — led to anything other than dead ends. Except for the river one and — one other?

Her curiosity grew about the tunnel of odd smells as she came to call it. So one afternoon when, torch in hand and her hair caked with spiders’ webs, she emerged from a winding side tunnel into the room that housed the cistern, and found it unguarded, she took just one look over her shoulder, confirming that the pipes and fittings that filled the room’s center prevented the river guards from seeing her, and crept inside.

She knew the plan of the other tunnels by heart by now, so, mapping the turnings of this one against what she knew must be upstairs, she realized it was leading her back past the temple altar and to the priest’s vestry. That, at least, did not seem puzzling to her — a priest, like any other man, might sometimes want some private place that he could retreat to. And so she wasn’t surprised at all, except for the ever increasing odor, when she came to a broad, darkened room, wider than her torchlight could fathom, with what seemed to be a staircase in its center. A broader, more comfortable one than the staircase up from the cistern.

“Would you like to climb it someday, my lady?” a voice — Gant’s voice — rang out from behind her. She whirled around, dropping her torch, just as a shuttered lantern sprang open. Then another lantern — another — soldiers surrounded her — lining the room’s walls.

Behind the staircase, under its shadow — she was pushed forward now — a wooden table with items on top of it. Her pack and Pietro’s.

“Welcome,” a new voice said, that of the temple priest who, in his robes, sat behind the table. “Tie her hands gently,” he said to the soldiers who gripped her shoulders, forcing her into a waiting chair, looping ropes around her. “See how long they are — long and slender. Hands made for grinding and mixing powders.”

“My husband will hear of this,” Melantha started. “I...”

“Silence, woman,” Gant hissed back at her. No more “my lady” now. “Lord,” he added, turning back to face the priest, “I see no need for formal procedures. I think we know what she is.”

“No,” the priest said. “There must always be a trial.” He looked up at Melantha where she sat alone now. “I understand from Gant that you may have guessed at some of our secrets. Perhaps he failed to explain to you that the room with the cistern is an echo chamber. In any event, such guesswork is dangerous. For instance, about the odor of hen’s-bane...”

Melantha glared at the priest and the others who stood about him but said nothing. She strained at her bonds — she had slender hands. Perhaps one might slip free. But even if she freed herself from the chair, the soldiers still guarded the chamber’s entrance.

“Let it be recorded,” the priest finally said, “that she refuses to give an answer. That is her will.” He turned toward his right, to where a man wrote his words down on parchment, then to his left where Gant stood, waiting.

“Now, Gant, the evidence — let her confront it.”

Gant stepped forward and took up her pack where it lay on the table. He turned out its contents, more violently now than he had before when she and Pietro had first been taken into the temple. He opened vials, spilling their powders, crushing and mixing their contents together.

“The paraphernalia of a witch. Let that be taken down as well.” The priest looked up again at Melantha.

She glared at the temple priest’s eyes. She couldn’t help herself. “I am no witch,” she finally whispered. “I am a healer.”

“Good,” the priest said. “At least the beginnings, now, of a confession. And so let us help her.”

He turned again to his left, to Gant, who produced a censer. He opened its latch and shoved it toward her, showing her the dark, powdered, incenselike substance inside.

She tried to hold her breath — tried to avoid what had come to be all too familiar a smell. “Black hen’s-bane,” she whispered.

“Ah, yes. Black hen’s-bane. Some of us learn to resist it in time. But you know it, woman?”

“Just that it’s evil. I...”

“Light it!” the priest said. He handed the censer back to Gant, who lit its powder from one of the lanterns the soldiers carried, then set it down on the stone floor directly in front of Melantha’s chair.

“Know this,” the priest said, turning back to face Melantha, “about our hen’s-bane. Its properties are that those who breathe its fumes find themselves moved to utter the truth to all questions put to them. Moreover, they find themselves moved to believe...”

The priest’s voice seemed to fade in and out as the sour-smelling incense rose around her. She heard it ask questions: “You say you’re a healer. But what do they call you? Are you a witch, really?” And she heard her own voice — she felt her mouth form the words — as if it came from a very great distance: “A white witch. A healer, yes. Sometimes a forest witch. These things they call me. But I am not evil.”

She felt the room grow hot, her body become slick with perspiration. She felt for her clothes to loosen the bodice — she couldn’t reach them. Her hands were pinned behind her.

She felt herself flying.

She felt her chair rise up. She felt herself straddle it, like the horse Pietro had bought for her when they were first married. But thin, like a broomstick. A distaff.

She screamed.

She felt — no, she saw now — a mountain of dancers. Naked. Below her. She flew to join them...

No!

She screamed again—

She heard voices again now. Gant’s. Pietro’s. As if from far away:

“Condemned for witchcraft.”

“No! Not Melantha.”

“See. In a witch’s trance. You, too, in danger. But if you obey the priest, in all he tells you...”

Darkness. She saw darkness.

Reached for Pietro.

And far in the distance...

...began to hear...

...music

She woke to the organ, felt her feet dancing. Dancing on pedals.

Her hands still tied, but in front of her this time, lashed to the wooden rail, only a few feet away from the keyboard.

She listened. Her nose caught a sudden whiff of something familiar. Something acrid. She blinked. She woke further.

Behind, in the temple, away from the organ and the altar. The benches were filled. Behind them, braziers, fuming with incense. Some had drifted up to where she stood.

Dancing — her feet pumping up and down as if climbing a mountain. Sore, as if climbing a very long time. Hearing the music — treble — main register — reed-pipes — echo...

Pietro!

She looked toward the chair in front of the keyboard. Her husband was playing.

“Melantha! Are you all right?” Pietro shouted. No one but she could hear over the music. “They have condemned you. They said the only way I could save you was to act as if nothing had happened. To play exactly the music they gave me.”

She pulled at the ropes that bound her to the railing. Even though the music was clearly temple music, slow and somber, her feet still longed to dance to its vibrations.

The temple’s vibrations. She saw, in the temple floor below her, stone start to tremble, even without the music of the great bass pipes in the cellar beneath it.

“Pietro!” she shouted. “Look at the people.” She motioned with her head to where the temple congregation was sitting, clouded with incense. Some were fidgeting on their benches. Some were already tapping their feet.

She pulled at her bindings — her hands were slender. One came loose, and she quickly untied the other.

“Pietro,” she shouted. “Start playing faster. Just a little bit. Let them join me.” She leaped from the pump-stand and started dancing.

“Melantha, the priest!”

She looked toward the altar — his and the deacon’s backs were turned. At least for the moment. Then she looked at the congregation.

Some, already, seeing her dance, were beginning to rise. Beginning to be moved to act as they saw her acting.

“The priest can do nothing. Let me tell you about him, Pietro. How he condemned me. He uses the hen’s-bane, not for healing as white witches do, but to manipulate people’s beliefs. To force them to evil. He and the others who serve him here — they are the real witches.”

“Those too, Melantha?”

He looked toward the congregation as well — more now, including even children, were in the aisles, their feet beginning to move to the music.

“Those as well. Yes. Remember the blacksmith’s son — how he betrayed us. Play faster, Pietro!”

Her husband played faster. By now, at the altar, the priest had turned to confront the ones dancing, directing his soldiers to have them sit back down.

The music rose, louder. The stone of the church — not just the floor stones — began to tremble.

“Now, Pietro,” Melantha shouted. She danced to his side, shouting into his ear. “Now pull the great bass stop!”

Pietro pulled the rightmost stirrup out, causing the music to rise to a piercing roar. Underneath, the pipes in the cellar roared back in answer.

“Now, Pietro, how much more time for the wind in the cistern to keep on playing, even without me working the pumps?”

“Five minutes, maybe. Perhaps a bit less. But look! The ceiling...”

She looked up to where the ceiling itself was starting to shake to the music’s vibration, beating in time to the pulse of the now released bass pipes below. Slowly, at first almost imperceptibly, mortar began to crack from between the tiles. Fragments began to shift and fall.

“Pietro — the trapdoor!” She pulled him from the keyboard just as he played a final chord, letting the pressure of the wind keep the pipe-valves open. She ran with him behind the windchest, behind the pipe banks, and down the stairs that led to the cistern.

They ran together through the tunnel that led to the river — even the guards had been ordered upstairs to share in the festival in the temple. They plunged, side by side, into the water as stone crashed behind them.

They swam. They fought the river’s current. They reached the opposite bank, exhausted.

“Melantha,” Pietro whispered to her as he helped her up onto the shore. “Look. Look behind us.”

She caught her breath first, then looked, as he said, back across the water — to where the last of the temple’s great towers were still collapsing, their stone still echoing with the music even though the organ had ceased. Then she looked ahead to where the forest beckoned.

“We’re free now,” she whispered. She raised her voice higher — no need for quietness now. “True, we’ve lost everything — our packs — your music — but we can restore them. My herbs, from this forest. Then later, some healings, some done for nothing, but those who are able to afford it will help us replace your pipes and your tabors. Am I not right in this, my husband?”

She smiled, then she added, once more in a low voice but sweeter than Gant’s had been. “My dancing master?”

Pietro smiled, too, then gazed with her at the sun-dappled road that lay before them. He kissed her softly. “Yes, my forest witch,” he answered.

The Provenance of Death

by D. L. Richardson

The bullets hit her squarely in the chest in a rapid succession that shoved her backward into metal garbage cans. The pain that shot up her spine was inconsequential compared to the weight crushing her chest. She felt as if she were plummeting into a smothering abyss.

From somewhere above, far above, she heard Nick. The tenor of his voice indicated he was yelling.

“McGillis? Talk to me, McGillis!”

Tumbling deeper, she tried to indentify the next sound. Material ripping? Feather-light hands on her.

“Open your eyes, McGillis!”

Warm breath on her face.

“Dammit, McGillis, open your eyes!”

She struggled to answer, to tell him to stop cursing and get the agonizing weight off her chest. But he was slipping away from her.

God, her chest hurt.

Was this what is was like to die?

The lawn glittered in the afternoon sunlight. Mylar balloons bobbed in clutches at the corners of the striped canvas pavilion. Its smaller, matching cousin, corners also tugged at by impatient balloons, stood at right angles. White tables and chairs were strewn across the green expanse with a careful air of spontaneity.

The people wandering the lawn gave off most of the glitter. Clothes tastefully screamed designer. Wrists, fingers, and necklines flashed enough gold and gems to keep a fair-sized jewelry store in business for a year. Even the laughter and floating particles of conversation resonated with an assurance backed by significant bank accounts.

“So this is how the other half lives,” Nick mused, eyes hidden behind Ray-Ban aviators, hands in trouser pockets.

“Some of them anyway.” Liz surveyed the scene from the shade of a large-brimmed straw hat that perfectly matched the navy polka-dotted sheath skimming her body.

“You come to many of these, McGillis?”

“No more than absolutely necessary.” She slipped her hand into the crook of his left elbow. “Let’s see if we can find Mother.”

“Mind if we swing by the food tent?” He indicated the smaller pavilion. “I’d like to see how the rich and richer eat.” They started across the lawn.

“They put their food in their mouths, chew, and swallow just like everyone else.”

He pressed her hand against his side. “Quit frowning, McGillis. You know I think you’re okay. For a rich kid, that is.”

“This is my punishment, isn’t it, for getting you into this?”

Nick laughed.

A spare man of an age somewhere between twenty-five and forty blocked their path. At five feet eight inches tall, he managed to look down his aquiline nose at Nick, who was six four, and Liz, at five eleven. “Mr. Fitzpatrick will see you now.” He walked away, back ramrod straight in a charcoal gray suit.

“And he is?” Nick asked as they followed.

“Emerson. Resident toady.”

As they wove their way around laughing conversations and champagne-filled tulip glasses, Liz paused to chat with people who exclaimed over her or pressed cheeks with her or smiled slyly at Nick. Emerson tapped his foot at the edge of the lawn, a boundary marked by manicured sections of hedge.

“Since this a highly confidential matter, Ms. McGillis, it would be prudent not to call attention to yourself.”

“Emerson, these people are my friends. Not speaking to them would be the best way to call attention to myself.” She leveled gray-blue eyes at him.

A muscle in his left jaw twitched. “Mr. Fitzpatrick is waiting.” He wheeled and headed for the house, a sprawling, two story brick affair.

“That Lady of the Manor tone could make refrigerators obsolete,” Nick teased, his voice low.

“Comes in handy now and then.”

The interior of the house was chilly. Emerson preceded them through double carved doors into a room dominated by a mahogany desk. The man standing behind it made no move to cross the Oriental rug to greet them. After closing the doors, Emerson positioned himself at the end of the desk. “Nick Ransom,” Liz said, her voice as cool as the air in the room, “this is Hanley Fitzpatrick.”

Hanley Fitzpatrick moved away from the light spilling through the french doors. His silver hair was immaculately trimmed and combed. The Armani suit would have fit no other body. Though the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, no sign of humor touched the green eyes. “You don’t look like a bounty hunter,” he said.

Nick shrugged broad shoulders. “Liz made me leave the chains and leather at home.”

Liz sat in one of the two Queen Anne chairs in front of the desk and laid her small beaded purse on the edge of the smooth mahogany. Nick took the other chair, stretched one long leg out along the Oriental rug, propped his elbows on the chair arms. Fitzpatrick glanced at the purse, glittering crimson against the dark wood, before sharing his near smile. “Every time I see you, Lisbon, I’m more struck by the idea of you and your mother as two sides of the same coin. Dark and light. Yin and yang.”

“Laurel and Hardy,” Nick added.

The smile disappeared. “I have heard you’re as quick with your tongue as you are with your fists and your guns, Mr. Ransom.”

Only Liz noticed the tensing muscles. Nick’s smile was lazy. “Everyone has to be good at something.”

Emerson cleared his throat. “Mr. Fitzpatrick, may I suggest that it would be prudent to return to the party before you’re missed?”

With blunt-ended fingers, Fitzpatrick pushed a nine by twelve manila envelope across the desktop. “Two weeks ago a painting of mine, a fairly valuable painting, was stolen. The thieves have offered to return it for a fair percentage of its market value. I want the two of you to make the exchange.”

“What exactly is a ‘fair percentage of its market value’?” Nick asked as Liz fingered the envelope toward her and then opened it.

“One hundred thousand dollars.”

Liz extracted a photograph and a typed sheet of paper. “I assume the insurance company agrees with your assessment of the ransom as fair.”

“This doesn’t concern the insurance company.”

Liz lifted her head so that her eyes just were visible under the brim of the hat. “Insurance companies pay ransoms on stolen artwork all the time. They consider it good economics, since thieves rarely ask for anything close to the insured value.”

“My reasons for choosing to pay the ransom and handling the exchange myself are of no concern to you.”

“If you want the exchange to go smoothly,” Nick said, “we should decide that.”

“The instructions are in the envelope. The thieves have made it very clear they are only interested in the money. If the two of you do your job correctly, there will be no problems.”

“Then you don’t need me.” Nick’s voice was level. “The insurance company Liz freelances for has entrusted her with far more than a hundred thousand dollars.”

“I’m well aware of that, Mr. Ransom. I’m not in the habit of hiring just anyone, even if she is the daughter of one of the state’s wealthiest families. When your name appeared in conjunction with hers, I continued my inquiries. What I learned is the reason you’re here.”

“Seems a waste of money to me.”

The almost smile materialized. “One of the many advantages of having wealth, Mr. Ransom, is being able to dispose of it any way I choose.”

Liz folded the sheet of instructions and put it, the snapshot, and a check into her purse. Standing, she tossed the empty envelope back onto the desk and handed Nick a check. “We will need the money at least three hours before the exchange is to take place. You can expect us no later than one hour after the designated time. Since secrecy seems so important to you, we’ll use the service entrance.”

Emerson’s nose lifted another quarter inch. “We prefer to think of it as discretion.” Liz’s eyes never left Fitzpatrick’s face. “I assume you have no interest in catching and prosecuting the thieves.”

“You assume correctly. Now I must return to my daughter’s engagement party. Emerson will show you out.”

“We can find our way back.” Liz smiled. “I don’t think it would be wise to leave all those people who saw us come in here wondering why we didn’t return to the party.”

Once they were in the hallway Liz’s smile became a frown. “Tell me again why we’re doing this.”

Nick linked his arm through hers. “As a favor for your mother, whose friendship with Mrs. Fitzpatrick goes back to their art school days in Paris.”

“Every time I do a favor for one of my mother’s friends, I end up regretting it,” she grumbled.

“Now you tell me.”

“I should have told him what he could do with that envelope.” Liz watched a bag boy round up stray shopping carts.

“Look at it this way,” Nick said. “We’ve both dealt with jerks before, none of whom ever paid so well for such an easy job.”

“I’m a rich kid, remember? The money doesn’t mean anything to me.”

Nick grinned. “Your consideration of us less fortunate folk is appreciated.”

They were in Nick’s black Blazer, a vehicle that usually managed to look as if it had just come from an off-road race. The instructions had enumerated all the specifics of the exchange except the exact location, offering instead two points where they could position themselves to wait for the final communication. Fitzpatrick would relay the message via the portable cellular phone at Liz’s sneakered feet. They would have ten minutes to make the rendezvous.

“Why would Fitzpatrick have an uninsured painting?” Nick’s gaze took in the supermarket’s half-filled parking lot.

“Questionable provenance.”

“Questionable what?”

“Provenance. A painting’s pedigree, if you will. Who painted it when. Whom you bought it from. Whom they bought it from, and so on.”

“So we’re talking hot art.”

“Or it could have been smuggled out of a country with strict laws governing the removal of artworks. Or the art world might be unaware of the existence of such a painting, and if you can’t prove provenance, it still doesn’t exist, in a manner of speaking.”

“One less thing us normal people have to worry about.”

“No one who knows you would ever consider you normal, Nicholas Ransom.” The phone at her feet chirped, and she answered it. “Yes?” She nodded at Nick, who started the Blazer. “Got it.” She replaced the receiver. “An alley on Memphis, between Third and Fourth.”

Nick wheeled the Blazer out of the parking lot. “Nice neighborhood.” He nodded toward the back seat. “That Kevlar might come in handy.”

“You never did explain how you came to possess two bulletproof vests,” Liz said.

Nick made a quick lane change despite the protests of another motorist. “The body-guarding gig I just finished. Another rich guy with too much money and too little imagination when it came to spending it.”

“Why did his body need guarding?”

“He was messing around with the mechanic’s wife.” Nick grinned. “Big guy with a bad temper until I suggested any emotional suffering he had experienced might be alleviated by a generous cash settlement.”

“Nick!”

“Hey. Everybody’s happy, and I’ve done my share to keep down rising medical costs and crime statistics.” He pulled the Blazer to the curb and cut the engine.

The street felt deserted in the early afternoon. The bulk of its real estate had been left to the rats, the homeless, the druggies, and the wrecking ball. First come, first served.

Liz slid on sunglasses and surveyed the length of Memphis Street while Nick extracted a black aluminum briefcase from behind the driver’s seat. They jaywalked across the street and into an alley that would have been wide enough for a pickup truck had it not been for the dumpster at either end.

With the sun almost directly overhead, the alley was well-lit. After skirting the dumpster, Nick kept close to the right wall, and Liz kept the left wall within easy reach. They stopped midway between the two openings of the alley. A breeze skittered through, snatching a candy wrapper along with it.

“L‘exactitude est la politesse des rois.” The voice was clear and cheerful. Its owner stepped from a recessed doorway. “Or as they say on this side of the big pond, ‘Punctuality is the politeness of kings.’ ”

He was a lean six feet. The tenor of his voice, the way he moved, put him closer to twenty than thirty years of age. The blue chambray shirt wasn’t tucked into the faded bluejeans, and the plain white tennis shoes looked new. A black ski mask exposed only eyes, nose, and mouth. Even so, the smirk was unmistakable.

He stood, hands on slim hips, about fifteen feet from them. “I’d be flattered that Fitzpatrick thought it necessary to send two if I didn’t think he might be trying to pull one of his famous end runs.” He shrugged. “Doesn’t matter. There’s a man behind you and another—” he grinned “—well, you’ll just have to wonder. They’re armed, by the way.”

“Where’s the painting?” Nick asked.

The ski-masked head jerked in his direction. “I like to see a person’s eyes when I do business with him. Why don’t you take off the sunglasses?”

“I like to see a person’s face,” Liz said. “Why don’t you take off the ski mask?”

He chuckled. “Touché. Open your jackets.”

“We’re both armed.” Liz spread her blazer so that the shoulder-hostered Beretta under her right arm was visible.

With his free hand, Nick moved his bomber-style jacket to expose the .38 clipped to his belt. “My time is too valuable to waste it playing games. Either you have the painting or you don’t. Either way, we’re just about out of here.”

“And what makes you think you’re in a position to make demands?”

Nick’s grin was lazy. “You’d be surprised.”

“You want one hundred thousand dollars,” Liz said. “Mr. Fitzpatrick wants his painting. I don’t think you want to spend too much time standing around in a ski mask.”

He angled his head backward. “Bring the painting!”

From behind the dumpster at the far end, a figure appeared, a cloth-covered burden held in front of him. He was dressed exactly like his cohort.

The spokesman jerked his head toward Nick. “Put your hands on your head. The woman brings the money.”

Liz reached back, and Nick handed her the briefcase before interlacing his fingers atop his head. Liz stopped midway between the spokesman and Nick. She set the briefcase down. “This is as far as I come.”

“Fair enough.” The spokesman nodded to his partner.

The second man was the same height as the first but of slighter build. His electric blue eyes darted around the alley, jerked away from Liz, looked at Nick.

Liz took the painting from him, its weight surprising her. Very carefully she set it on its edge and squatted. Easing the old sheet away, she discovered an ornate gilt frame that just missed dwarfing the still life. Even in the alley, the flowers in the blue pitcher looked freshly cut.

The young man opposite her opened the briefcase and checked the money with thin, shaking fingers. The end of the index finger on his right hand was unnaturally squared off. Still avoiding eye contact with her, he snapped the case shut, stood, and nodded. Satisfied, Liz rewrapped the painting, hefted it, and straightened.

When his partner stood next to him with the briefcase, the spokesman reached under the chambray shirt and pulled out a .38. “Time to say goodbye.”

Liz stiffened. Nick unlaced his fingers.

The one with the briefcase said quietly, “We got what we came for.” He glanced at Liz, then dropped his voice. “The time limit.” His shoulders jerked at the sound of a motorcycle roaring past on the street behind him.

The spokesman was still for a long, beating second. Then he relaxed. “My men will make certain you aren’t ambushed on the way back to your car.”

Liz backed up until she was even with Nick. Only then did she turn and head for the end of the alley. Nick backed his way after her until he reached the dumpster. A third man stood next to it.

“You guys get a good deal on those matching outfits?”

The ski-masked man, bulkier than his counterparts, pointed to the Blazer across the street.

Nick helped Liz secure the painting on the back seat. “What’s wrong?”

Her face was grim. “I know why Fitzpatrick didn’t want to involve his insurance company.”

“That envelope contains the second half of your fee.” With his back to the rest of the room, Hanley Fitzpatrick studied the painting he had propped up on a settee.

Liz snatched the envelope from the desk and handed it to Nick. “Why didn’t you tell us you knew who had stolen the painting?” Her words snapped with restrained anger.

Emerson stiffened.

Without turning, Fitzpatrick murmured, “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“I’m talking about Blair. Your son.”

Emerson squared his shoulders. “I’m not certain what you hope to gain by making such an inflammatory accusation.”

Fitzpatrick turned slowly, lifting a hand to forestall anything else Emerson might say. “You said they wore ski masks.” The indifference in his voice did not match the calculation in his eyes.

“Dammit, Hanley, what if something had gone wrong?”

“That’s why the two of you were hired.” Fitzpatrick might have been discussing a dinner menu. “Mr. Ransom to handle anything unexpected. You, Lisbon, to insure Blair’s safety.”

“You knew I’d recognize him.”

Emerson’s chin lifted slightly. “If there was any basis to your reputation.”

Liz unclenched her fists and asked quietly, “How many other people have Blair and his friends ripped off?”

“This was simply a rebellious prank designed to get my attention.”

“This was no one-time prank,” Nick said. “It was too well-executed.”

“Blair was thumbing his nose at my wealth, at this way of life.” Fitzpatrick’s near smile was offered to Liz. “Certainly you can identify with that, Lisbon.”

Her fingers clenched themselves into fists as tight as her voice. “I don’t steal artwork and hold it for ransom.”

Nick moved to stand directly behind her right shoulder. “Mr. Fitzpatrick, your son is playing a dangerous game with at least one very dangerous playmate. Indulging his pranks, as you call them, could get him killed.”

“I’m sure I don’t need any advice on how to take care of my family from a bounty hunter with questionable ethics.”

“Come on, Liz,” Nick snapped. “Our business is finished, and I need some fresh air.”

When they reached the door, Fitzpatrick’s voice stopped them. “I trust you understand that by accepting my payment you have agreed to keep this matter confidential. Any violation of that would be viewed as a breach of contract and dealt with as such.”

Liz put her hand on the tense muscles in Nick’s upper arm and leveled her gaze across the room. Emerson’s chin lifted another fraction of an inch. Fitzpatrick almost smiled.

“Throw your weight at someone who gives a damn, Hanley.” Liz’s voice was ice water.

Margaret Fitzpatrick had brushed the maid aside to admit them herself. Now she sat curled up in the corner of a floral chintz loveseat in a long narrow room flooded by morning sunlight. A wheat-colored silk blouse and slacks complemented her short blonde hair and trim figure. With her delicate features she could easily pass for someone ten years younger, but she looked for all the world like a spring wound too tight and ready to snap.

“I’m not sure what it is you want us to do, Margaret.” Liz was dressed in turquoise cotton cashmere, a shortsleeved tunic over a slim skirt that hit her at mid-calf.

“Frankly, Lisbon, neither do I.” Margaret’s electric blue eyes were undeniably worried. “But I know my son’s in the sort of trouble that neither Hanley nor I is capable of dealing with.”

“I don’t think your husband would agree with that.” Nick, dressed in jeans and a blue polo shirt, sat next to Liz on the twin to the love seat Margaret Fitzpatrick occupied. His nearly black hair was still damp from the shower.

Margaret’s smile held a trace of bitterness. “Hanley is one of those people who need to be in control of any situation.”

“Does he know about this?” Liz’s vague hand gesture included the three of them.

“He and Emerson will be tied up with business all morning. I’m sure, however, that once they return they’ll learn of your visit.” The sigh was small, but no less heartfelt. “There are times when I feel more like a prisoner in this house than the mistress of it. But it doesn’t matter.” Her voice gained an edge. “My son is in serious trouble, and I’m afraid it will only get worse unless something is done quickly.”

“Mother told me that Blair still lives here in the house,” Liz said.

“He passes through on occasion, and the answer to your next question is yes. I have tried to talk to him. He puts me off by saying he has no idea what I’m talking about. A mother knows when her children are trying to hide something from her.”

“Mine always did,” Nick said.

Margaret’s laugh was small, but she uncurled from the protective nest she’d made for herself and put her feet on the floor. “This all started when Hanley gave our future son-in-law a position in one of his companies.” She took a deep breath. “A position he’d promised to Blair.”

“Nothing like a vote of confidence from your father,” Nick said.

“Blair still has a year of college left. By the time he graduates, the position will be open again.”

“And his brother-in-law will always be one step ahead of him,” Liz pointed out.

Margaret looked at her hands in her lap. “Hanley doesn’t understand Blair.”

“What you mean is Blair was not created in Hanley’s image.”

“I know that what Blair is doing is just his way of hurting Hanley. But I’m afraid the only one who’ll end up hurt is Blair.” Margaret’s eyes pleaded. “Lisbon, you know what it’s like to watch helplessly while someone you love destroys himself. Please. I have nowhere else to turn.”

“If I do this,” Liz said, “I have to handle it without interference. And I have to know I won’t suddenly have the rug pulled out from under me.”

Margaret leaned forward. “You have my word.”

“What’s all this ‘me’ and ‘I’ business?” Nick wanted to know. “What happened to ‘we’ and ‘us’?”

“I meant what I said, Nick.” Liz fastened the shoulder restraint with a decisive snap as the Blazer rolled down the tree-lined driveway. “You don’t have to do this.”

Nick paused at the gate of the Fitzpatrick estate and then wheeled the Blazer onto the street. “That overeducated, overindulged brat pulled a gun on us for the hell of it, McGillis. Call me petty, but that ticks me off.”

“So you don’t agree with Margaret’s theory.”

“That her son fell in with bad company he met at some dive? I don’t know too many guys who frequent places like that who speak French like a native.” Nick glanced across at her. “Did you recognize him?”

“No. He’s too young to have been among my circle of friends, and I quit going to the parties and the country club a long time ago. I don’t think he had any idea who I was.”

“He does now.” Nick braked for a stoplight.

“Only if Blair told him.”

Nick shook his head. “They went right on with Blair’s sister’s engagement party like nothing was wrong.”

“That’s the way it’s done. Appearance is everything.”

The light changed, and Nick accelerated through the intersection. “I heard that same tone in your voice when you were talking about Blair’s not being made in his father’s image. What was that all about?”

“Let’s just say I know what it’s like to live with a father who thinks offspring were created as monuments to himself.”

Nick’s head snapped around, but Liz’s face was averted. He returned his attention to driving. “What about the list of Blair’s friends his mother gave us?”

Liz cleared her throat. “I recognize some of the surnames. Mother can help out there. I think this bar is probably our best bet.” She fingered a plain white matchbook with “Randy’s Beer and Billiards” printed on it.

“Could be a dead end.”

“Maybe. Turn right at the next corner. We might as well see Mother now.”

Nick made the right-hand turn. “How’s it going with your brother’s therapy?”

“Two steps forward, one step back.” Her voice was quiet.

“Gambling is a tough addiction to kick.”

She nodded wordlessly, her jawline tight, and didn’t speak again until Nick had parked the Blazer in the circle drive in front of an imposing fieldstone house with mullioned windows. “Nick, there’s one other thing you need to consider before you get into this.”

“I might have to dress up and go to another party?”

“I’m serious. Hanley Fitzpatrick is not going to like our involvement. He can’t do much to me. He wouldn’t dare. But he could make a lot of trouble for you.”

“Trouble is my middle name.”

“This isn’t funny, Nick. Fitzpatrick isn’t a nice man.”

Nick met her eyes squarely. “I’m not nice either when I’m pushed,” he said, “and that man has pushed too far already. He’s pushed his son into some serious jail time, and if we don’t do something quick, he may push him into an early grave.”

A smile curved the corners of her mouth. “Don’t ever get on my case about rescuing strays again, Nicholas Ransom.” She shook her head. “You’re such a fraud.”

Physically, Daphne McGillis and her daughter were nearly carbon copies. Same blue eyes, same delicate mouth, same firm jawline. Daphne was a couple of inches shorter than her daughter and, because she didn’t exercise as much, had rounder curves. Whereas Liz’s shoulder-length hair was dark brown, Daphne’s was wheat-colored. Her usually mischievous eyes were sober.

“There’s a club tennis tournament starting today,” she said, her voice husky due to a damaged larynx. “That’s where you’ll probably find most of these people this afternoon.” She handed the list across a glass coffee table to her daughter. “Blair and Carey Lewis always play doubles.”

Liz glanced at the list. “What can you tell me about these people?”

Daphne settled into the cushioned rattan settee and rearranged her pastel caftan. “Keegan Matthias’s father is an international banker. He was in the middle of the South African controversy.”

“I remember,” Liz said.

“Keegan started working for his father just after he graduated this spring, but he’s more interested in body building than banking. He wants to open his own gym, I hear.” Daphne noted the glance that Nick and Liz exchanged and continued. “Treynor Russett is a spoiled brat in every sense of the phrase. He’s totaled four cars in the three years he’s had his driver’s license. At the last tennis tournament he broke three very expensive rackets during separate temper tantrums. And if he’s not an alcoholic yet, he’s well on his way to being one.”

“What does his father do?” Nick asked.

“Stockbroker.”

“What about Carey Lewis?” Liz asked.

A tiny frown unsmoothed Daphne’s brow. “Are these boys involved in the thefts, too?”

“What about Carey, Mother?”

“A couple of years older than Blair. The family money is very old. As far as I know, Carey has never worked a day in his life. He’s very bright and has an extraordinary gift for languages. Very charming.”

“And?”

Daphne fingered a leaf of the red geranium at her elbow. “Rumor has it he likes to rough up girls. He was engaged to Ashleigh Youngston, and then suddenly he wasn’t, and Ashleigh transferred to the University of Colorado. There was even talk that he nearly beat a prostitute to death.”

“Just another group of well-rounded, well-adjusted young Americans trying to make the world a better place.” The smile on Nick’s face had a bitter twist to it.

Daphne directed her gaze at him. “Not all children of wealth are maladjusted brats. I think my children turned out okay.” Her laugh was humorless. “Well, two out of three isn’t bad, I guess.”

“Anyone else on this list we should be interested in?” Liz’s words were rushed.

“Sydney Wise. She’s Blair’s girlfriend. According to Margaret, she’s a good influence on him.”

“Unfortunately, she’s outnumbered,” Liz said.

“Blair’s in over his head, isn’t he?” Daphne, her blue eyes concerned, looked first at her daughter, then at Nick.

“Five robberies in four months. Expensive artwork.” Nick leaned forward, his elbows on his knees. “That alone is enough to get him serious prison time. I can understand Fitzpatrick’s actions, but why didn’t anyone else report the thefts?”

“Everyone who was robbed is passionate about art.”

“And their favorite pieces were stolen,” Liz offered.

Daphne nodded. “They were told that if they contacted the police or didn’t follow instructions, their treasures would be returned in pieces.”

“You and Mrs. Fitzpatrick know a lot about what’s been going on,” Nick said.

“It’s a very small, very insular community, Nick.”

“Did you know two pieces of art were stolen each time,” Liz asked, “and the owners were forced to choose which one they wanted back?”

Daphne’s eyes widened. “What on earth for?”

“Power,” Nick said, the word short and decisive.

“That’s—” Daphne began.

“Twisted,” Liz finished.

“I was going to say that’s not like Blair.”

“He’s not in this alone, Mother.”

Daphne regarded her daughter intently. “These are very powerful people, Lisbon. Some would even call them ruthless.”

“You know how much that impresses me, Mother.”

“They’ll stop at nothing to protect their children.”

“And in the process they’re destroying them.” Liz’s jaw was tight. “I’d like to try to salvage one if I can.”

“Can you keep the police out of this?”

“Not entirely,” Nick said.

“Hanley would disown Blair if he went to jail.”

“That’s the least of Blair’s problems,” Liz said.

Randy’s Beer and Billiards was a good place to develop eye-strain and lung cancer. Cigarette and cigar smoke saturated the air and dimmed the low wattage bulbs. Four pool tables were little oases of brighter light. Beer and sweat competed with the smoke for King of the Odors honors.

The bartender, Benny, who looked like a Hell’s Angel whose Harley had been retired, handed the snapshot back to Liz and resumed drying beer steins. “He and his buddies have been comin’ in here at least once a week for four or five months.” His voice was an imposing grumble.

“Hear any names?” Liz asked.

He pointed to the photo in her hand. “That one they call Fitz. There’s another they call Louie. Big guy named Keg. Little banty rooster called Rusty. Rich kids out slummin’.” He shrugged his heavy shoulders. “For the most part, they don’t cause trouble, and their money spends as good as anybody else’s.”

“How’d you know they were rich kids?” Nick leaned against his right forearm atop the bar.

The bartender looked at Liz and then back at Nick. A grin appeared between his sandy mustache and beard. “Same way I know she’s out of your league.”

After leaving her mother’s, Liz had had Nick run her by her apartment so she could change into a plain gray T-shirt and a pair of well-worn jeans with a rip across the left knee, courtesy of an off-balance scramble over a fence during a case.

Nick cocked an eyebrow in her direction and then looked back at the bartender. “I think I’m offended, Benny.”

The bartender laughed. A sharp crack marked the start of a new game of pool, and the jukebox in the far corner cranked out Willie Nelson’s graveled tones.

“What kind of trouble did they cause?” Liz asked.

Benny winked at Nick. “She doesn’t miss much, does she?”

“Not much.”

Benny put aside the towel and glass, spread his arms, and pressed his palms against the top of the bar. “It was the one they call Louie. If that rich boy’s parents have been sendin’ him to a shrink, they need to get a refund.”

“What do you mean?” Nick asked.

“The boy’s got a twist in his personality.”

A voice from the farthest pool table cut across the room. “Hey, Benny! We need another round over here!”

“Somebody broke your legs since you walked in?” Benny bellowed back. “Come get ’em yourself.” He whisked four long-necked bottles out of an under-the-counter refrigerator, deftly popped off the tops, and left them huddled atop the bar.

“How twisted?” Liz asked.

Benny squinted. “I’ve seen plenty of hard cases in my time, but ain’t nothin’ scarier than one who’s all soft and smiling on the outside.”

“This kid’s scary?” Nick asked.

“If I was a religious man, I’d say he was the direct offspring of Lucifer himself.”

“What happened?” Liz asked.

“Don’t get me wrong. Most of the fellas come in here have a better than passing acquaintance with the inside of a jail or two. And fights are a fairly regular thing. But they don’t last longer than it takes someone to blow off a little steam.

“The one called Louie had a hooker in here with ’em one night. He’d been treatin’ her pretty rough, but then he hauls off and busts her lip. Lolita’s just a little slip of a thing, and one of the guys called him on it. Louie got up and walked over to him and proceeded to beat the crap out of him. The one called Fitz pulled him off. Thing is, Louie was smiling the whole time, like he enjoyed it. And when he went back to the table, he hit Lolita again just for the hell of it. That’s when I told them they could clear out.”

“How did Louie take that?” Nick wanted to know.

“He just smiled that cold smile of his. yanked little Lolita up by the arm, and him and his buddies left. They were back in here the next week. Bought two rounds for the house.”

“What about Lolita?” Liz asked.

“Showed up on the street with a broken arm and a black eye.”

Nick straightened. “What do they talk about when they’re here?”

Benny shrugged. “Keep to themselves mostly. Play a little pool. I once heard the little one, Rusty, bragging about makin’ some powerful guy sit up and beg. Louie shut him up real fast.”

“They ever ask about a place to fence stolen property?” Nick asked.

Benny managed to look offended. “Nobody in here would know anything about fencing stolen goods.”

“I bet nobody in here has a tattoo either,” Liz smiled.

Benny laughed. “What kind of stuff are we talkin’ about?”

“Art,” Nick said. “Paintings. Two small sculptures.”

Benny shook his head. “These guys’ idea of art is what’s bolted to the wall in a cheap motel.”

“But you know a guy who knows a guy.” Nick raised an eyebrow.

“I could ask around.”

“No offense, Benny, but you’re being awfully helpful.”

The smile vanished from the big man’s face. “I can’t prove anything, but that son of a bitch Louie set a fire out back that could have burned the place down. Then he slashed the tires on my ride.” His face reddened. “I’d be glad to help take that one down.”

“Says a lot, doesn’t it, when your thinks you’re a criminal.”

Blair Fitzgerald had his mother’s blue eyes and blond hair. What had been delicate features for her looked finely chiseled on him, as if a sculptor had purposely left the angularity. As himself, instead of as masked art thief, he was finding it easier to meet Liz’s eyes.

“She doesn’t think you’re a criminal, Blair,” Liz said quietly. “She thinks you’re in over your head, and she’s right. We’re here to get you out of this mess before it gets any worse.”

They were standing in the shade of an aged oak tree, several paces from the nearest umbrella table and with, if Liz and Nick turned around, a view of two of the country club’s tennis courts. A smattering of applause went up before the plonk — whack — plonk — whack rhythm resumed.

“Who says I’m in any kind of mess?”

“Cut the crap, Blair.” Liz had lowered the volume of her voice but not the intensity. “We were all in that alley. You know it, and I know it. Just like we both know your buddy Carey is about as stable as nitroglycerin and just as dangerous.”

Blair licked his lower lip. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Nick asked, “How long before your buddy decides robbing empty houses isn’t a big enough thrill? How long before he sticks a gun into someone’s sleeping face? Or worse?”

Something happened in Blair’s eyes, a second thought, a waver, but then it was gone, and the gaze dropped to the ground.

“Hey, Blair, ol’ son. We’re up next.” The voice behind them was cheerful and clear. “How about a strategy session?” A wide smile beamed from a face so clean-cut it could have served as the prototype for Mr. All-American Guy. In sparkling tennis whites, he stuck a hand toward Liz. “Carey Lewis.”

“Lisbon McGillis,” she said evenly, returning the strong handshake. She indicated Nick, who had crossed his arms over his chest. “Nicholas Ransom.”

Carey nodded at him. “Mr. Ransom.” He returned his smile to Liz. “I finally get to meet Lisbon McGillis.” He leaned closer in conspirator fashion. “You’re the talk of the club, you know.”

“Life must be pretty dull for them if I’m the only thing they have to talk about.”

He moved to stand shoulder to shoulder with Blair. “But you’re doing what those of them with any imagination left have only dreamed of doing.” He eyed her T-shirt and tom jeans. “You’ve thumbed your nose at their petty, unwritten rules.” An excitement came into his voice. “You’re out there living on the edge.”

“Most insurance investigators put in long, boring, repetitious hours. It’s a long way from living on the edge.”

“You’re being too modest.” The smile bordered on a smirk. “The club was abuzz for weeks after you broke that arson-for-hire ring.” He shifted his smile. “What do you do, Nick? I mean besides standing around looking imposing.”

Blair jumped nervously into the conversation. “These are the two people who handled the ransom exchange for Father.”

Carey sobered. “Terrible thing, these thefts. It has certainly shaken people up. Made them feel vulnerable, even behind all their locked gates and high-priced security systems.” He frowned slightly. “Has Hanley hired the two of you to track down these desperados? We all know how Daddy Hanley hates to be one-upped.”

“Is that what you think this is?” Nick asked. “A game of one-upmanship?”

The curve of Carey Lewis’s lips did nothing to warm the cold gray depths of his eyes. “Everybody knows life’s one big game. And the best way to win is to rewrite the rules as you go.” He grinned. “Keeps the other players off guard.”

“And what if they’re rewriting the rules, too?” Nick sounded like a man inquiring about the weather.

“Then things get really interesting.” Carey looked at Liz. “Do you have any leads on the art thefts?”

“A few.”

“I’m certain that with the two of you working on it, the problem is as good as solved.” He slapped Blair on the shoulder. “Ol’ son, if we’re going to defend our title, we’d better talk strategy. Liz, it was a pleasure to finally be formally introduced.” His hand still on Blair’s shoulder, Carey shepherded his friend toward the tennis courts. As he passed Nick, almost, but not quite, bumping him, he smiled. “Look out for dark alleys, Nick. I hear they can be treacherous.”

Nick and Liz watched them descend the gentle slope, looking more like comrades in arms than partners in crime.

“Maybe it was a mistake to tip our hand like this,” Liz murmured.

“We weren’t tipping ours so much as forcing his.” He looked over the top of his sunglasses at her. “How’s your mother’s security system?”

The paramedics had been and gone. The crime scene unit still worked, faces somber with concentration. A uniformed officer entertained Liz’s five-year-old nephew by showing him how handcuffs worked while a female detective talked to Liz’s seven-year-old niece, who, eyes wide, snuggled against her mother. Daphne McGillis stood behind the loveseat they occupied, one hand on her daughter’s shoulder, the other stroking her granddaughter’s hair. Her usually lighthearted face was grim.

Liz turned her back on the scene. “I want that slimy son of a bitch.”

“We’ll get him.” Nick leaned against the door frame, his back to the upstairs hallway where another technician worked.

“I should have known he wouldn’t go to Mother’s,” she said through clenched teeth. “It was too easy, too damn obvious.”

“Don’t take all the credit. I was there, too.”

“He’s dangerous, Nick. And we’ve given him a whole new rush. Breaking into occupied residences. Terrorizing whoever is there. Children, for God’s sake!”

“We’ll get him.”

The female detective stopped next to them. “You two. Now. In the hall.” She brushed past.

Nick and Liz exchanged glances and then followed. The detective said something to a latex-gloved technician. Moments later the three of them were alone on the upstairs landing.

“How long have you been on graveyard shift, Bettina?” Liz asked with forced casualness.

“It’s Detective Blankenship. And cut the crap.” Dark eyes snapped at them. “You know who did this. I want their names, and I want them now, or the two of you can spend the next forty-eight hours in a holding cell with whatever trash gets hauled in off the street.”

Detective Bettina Blankenship often referred to herself as Ms. United Nations because of the blend of nationalities that made up her heritage. Her exotic features had formed themselves into an angry scowl that, coupled with her black hair and dark complexion, made her resemble an Aztec princess whose wishes had not been obeyed.

“What we know would never stand up in court,” Liz said. “If it even made it that far.”

“And when did you get your law degree?”

“It came in the mail just this morning,” Nick quipped.

The detective shot him an angry look. “Now I know why you’re so popular with the guys downtown, Ransom.” She returned her attention to Liz. “Your mother says this is the latest in a string of thefts, which is news to the police department. That tells me we’re talking about people wealthy enough to never miss a few trinkets. I want to know which of your rich friends you’re protecting.”

“The bastard hit my sister, Blankenship, terrorized her and her children! I want his heart on a stick!”

As the two women glared at each other, the muffled voices and movements from the master bedroom they’d left drifted around them.

“Look.” Nick moved to stand next to Liz. “We saw men in ski masks. Liz identified one based on his eyes. We’ve got suspicious parents and a conversation that could be interpreted any number of ways. We’ve also got enough combined wealth and power to stonewall a court system for years.” He studied Bettina. “In legal terms, we’ve got squat.”

The police officer eyed him for a moment, then relaxed her shoulders and sighed. “They’ll do this again,” she said quietly.

“Bet on it,” Nick said.

“Unless,” Liz said, “we can get one of them to help us make a case.”

Bettina’s eyebrows lifted. “You got a likely candidate?”

“A woman and children!” Margaret Fitzpatrick stared in horrified disbelief. “Blair, how could you?”

“It was easy, Mother.” Blair’s chin lifted in defiance as his jaw set itself. “Nothing to it, really.”

They were in the same room in which Margaret had made her plea for Nick and Liz’s help, but the morning sun was losing a battle with clouds, and even the chintz upholstery could not scatter the gloom.

“Don’t get smart with me, young man.” Margaret’s voice was all flint and steel. “Wanting to strike out at your father is one thing, but using innocent people, children, is contemptible.”

Blair flinched under the cold barrage of words. He blinked rapidly and averted his gaze.

Emerson barged into the room. “What is the meaning of this? What are these people doing here?”

“This is none of your concern, Emerson,” Margaret said with quiet firmness. “I’m sure you have plenty of work to do elsewhere.”

“Mr. Fitzpatrick would not want these people in his home. And I don’t deem it prudent for Blair to be talking to anyone without a lawyer present.”

“Emerson, I didn’t ask for nor do I value your opinion,” Margaret snapped.

“Mrs. Fitzpatrick...” Frowning, Emerson moved toward her.

Nick blocked his path. “Let me translate for you, Emerson. Take your skinny butt elsewhere.”

“You—” Emerson began.

Nick’s face was inches from his. “Now.”

Emerson mustered a narrow-eyed glare before spinning on his heel and stalking from the room.

“He’ll call Hanley,” Margaret said.

“Once your father and his attorneys involve themselves in this, we can’t help you,” Nick said to Blair.

The young man tried to meet the piercing gaze, failed. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” He blinked rapidly when Nick jabbed an index finger in his chest.

“If you’re staying quiet out of loyalty, it’s misplaced.” Nick’s voice was angry. “Carey Lewis will feed you to the wolves the first chance he gets.”

A spark flared in Blair’s eyes. “You’re wrong.”

“Am I? Where are you storing what you haven’t ransomed back? Whose name can be tied to that?”

A frown started on Blair’s forehead.

“Who supplied and drove whatever vehicle you used? Which of you handled what you stole without gloves?” He leaned a little closer. “I’ll lay odds the name Carey Lewis doesn’t answer any of those questions.”

“He’s smart, he’s careful.”

“One of these days he’ll trip over that big ego of his,” Nick said, “and someone will end up dead. Question is, do you want to be around when it happens?”

“We had a deal.” It came out in a rush. “Only empty houses. That way no one would get hurt.” He looked at his mother and Liz. “No one was supposed to get hurt. Ever! We agreed!”

“Blair.” Margaret’s voice was anguished.

“He said you were daring us.” He looked at Liz. “He said you’d expect us to hit your mother’s house, but never your sister’s. He spent the day learning as much as he could. He said all we had to do was prove we could outsmart you. I didn’t know anyone would get hurt. I swear.” Tears filled his eyes.

Margaret hurried across the room and put her arms around her son. Nick turned his back and walked slowly to Liz. “You okay?” She nodded.

“We’ll go to the police,” Margaret said firmly. “We’ll tell them everything. Blair can testify against Carey.”

“It won’t be enough,” Liz said. “It will be Blair’s word against Carey’s. And the other two will side with Carey. Hanley has a lot of influence, but up against the combined resources of those three families?” Liz shook her head. “Blair won’t stand a chance.”

Margaret tightened her grip around her son’s waist. “So what do we do?”

“We set Carey up.” Nick was quietly matter-of-fact. “Catch him with the stolen property.”

“I still can’t believe you convinced Blankenship to go along with this.” Nick stretched his legs on the passenger side of the generic white van.

“It wasn’t so much me as it was the assistant district attorney. He agreed with us about the merits of the case as it is. We have to put the stolen property in Carey Lewis’s larcenous little hands.” Liz sat behind the wheel of the van. With sunglasses on and her hair tucked up under an Atlanta Braves baseball cap, she was almost unrecognizable.

“I meant this.” He jabbed his index finger downward. “How did you talk her into letting us be here?”

Liz brushed away the ribbon of sweat just in front of her ear. “She owed me a favor.”

“Must have been some favor.”

“It was.”

“Can Blair pull it off?” Nick asked.

His eyes, like Liz’s, watched the street and, more specifically, the narrow cross street that bisected the block. A small jewelry store sat on the corner. Two floors containing two apartments each perched atop the store. Access was gained from an entrance on the narrow street. The building belonged to a corporation owned by Treynor Russett’s stockbroker father. The two third-floor apartments were leased to Blair, who had used his mother’s maiden name.

“All he has to do is tell the truth with a few embellishments. He overheard us tell his mother that we found out about the hooker at Randy’s, and we found out about the apartment from the hooker. She couldn’t remember the address, but she was pretty sure she could find it again. We can’t do that until she gets out of jail, which will probably be late today. He also overheard us say that we really don’t have anything to give to the police unless we can find the stolen art. All they have to do to stay one step ahead is move the pieces they’ve held on to.”

“Lewis might smell a trap, send the other three to do it.”

They had been over everything several times, discussing alternatives, changing and rearranging until they felt they were getting the most return with the least amount of risk.

“And catching him with the stuff is no assurance of a conviction,” Liz said, her voice tight.

“We’ve done all we can. We got Lolita arrested so Lewis can’t get to her. Blankenship will make sure her units stay out of sight as long as possible. The four boys will be kept separated once they’re picked up. Everything else is up to Blair’s acting ability, Carey Lewis’s ego, and the court system.”

“Well, that certainly makes me feel a lot better.”

Nick grinned. “And since I’m such a liberated guy, when we wrap this up, I’ll let you buy me dinner.”

“Hope you like take-out pizza. I promised Mother I’d come over tonight. My sister wouldn’t let her husband cut his business trip short. They’re staying with Mother until he gets back.” She straightened. “Play ball.”

A black Jeep Cherokee pulled to the curb in front of the jewelry store. Three young men climbed out and strolled toward the entrance to the apartments. Blair Fitzpatrick slid from the driver’s side and paced back and forth on the sidewalk, finally opting to stand at the back of the Cherokee.

“Just keep cool, Blair,” Nick coached softly. “Keep cool.”

Liz pressed a button on the walkie-talkie. “Number one, bluejeans, green polo. Number two, khaki shorts, red T.”

When she released the button, static popped twice to indicate Blankenship had received and would relay the message. Carey Lewis was wearing jeans; Blair Fitzpatrick, shorts.

The heat and the tension rose. Blair studied the street anxiously. His eyes fell on the white van, lingered, and then jerked away. He had the Jeep open so his returning companions could place their burdens in the rear. A few words were exchanged, and then the three sauntered back. To the uninitiated, they looked like roommates in the process of moving.

Another load came out, and when it was stowed and the other three had retreated once more, Blair quickly checked what was in the Jeep. When his three buddies returned, he stepped aside to let the biggest of the quartet, Keegan Matthias, stow the box he carried. Blair dropped his keys, bent to retrieve them.

“Now,” Liz said into the walkie-talkie.

Blair pocketed the keys and climbed into the back of the Cherokee to reach for the lamp Treynor Russett carried. He took several moments to situate the lamp. Carey said something. Blair took the small box Treynor held under his arm and said something in return. Keegan laughed.

Treynor stepped aside, and Carey Lewis moved to the rear of the vehicle. The box he carried had a couple of cardboard tubes and what looked like rolled posters sticking out of it. He had an air of impatience. Keegan laughed again.

Suddenly, uniformed and plainclothes officers swarmed the scene, and for a moment that was at once brief and eternal everything seemed frozen. Liz held her breath. Nick’s hand went to the door handle.

Carey Lewis broke the spell. He shoved his box into the chest of a startled Keegan. Then Carey sprinted across the street, the smaller Treynor Russett right behind him. They headed toward Nick and Liz’s position.

Nick was out of the van first. “Give it up, Lewis!”

Carey hardly missed a beat and made a right-angle swerve away from the van. Treynor’s reaction wasn’t quite as quick or as agile, but he made up for it in speed.

Liz jumped from the van, glanced toward the Cherokee where officers had Blair and Keegan spread-eagled on the pavement. Blankenship shouted something, but Nick and Liz were racing after the two boys, who disappeared around a comer several lengths ahead of their pursuers. Nick reached behind him and pulled a .38 from a holster.

“We need Carey alive!” Liz shouted.

“Insurance!”

They barrelled around the comer. Carey and Treynor were racing diagonally across the street. A marked cruiser screeched to a halt at the far end of the street, blocking the intersection. Nick and Liz kept running.

“Give it up, Lewis!” Nick repeated.

Carey stopped and pivoted. Treynor matched his motion, but at the end of his outstretched arm was a gun.

“Shoot!” Carey shouted.

Treynor’s response was instantaneous. He fired off two rounds that knocked Liz backward into a gathering of metal garbage cans at curbside.

In an extended slow-motion moment, Treynor swept the gun to the right, fired off two shots that missed Nick. Nick drew a bead on him. Treynor adjusted his aim. Nick’s finger began to tighten. A loud noise whacked Treynor in the back. His face a study in disbelief, he fell to the street. The uniformed officer wheeled his aim toward Carey, whose hands were high over his head.

“Face down! On the ground!” the officer screamed. “Now!”

Carey obeyed, his face devoid of expression. Nick stooped beside Treynor to check for a pulse that didn’t exist. The officer, gun trained on Carey, was talking into the handset at his shoulder. Nick scooted the gun away from the dead boy.

“I’ve got him.” The officer nodded at Carey. “Check your friend.”

Nick raced back across the street. The empty garbage cans had been knocked aside like bowling pins. Liz was sprawled on her back, eyes closed, the baseball cap tossed from her head.

“McGillis?” he shouted. “Talk to me, McGillis!”

She didn’t respond.

He tore at her shirt. “Open your eyes, McGillis!” He put his face close to hers. “Dammit, McGillis, open your eyes!”

He finally yanked the shirt aside. He found the holes where the two bullets had slammed into her, one about three inches below her right collarbone, the other almost squarely in the chest. He fingered the Kevlar, peered closely into the holes. Then he tore at the Velcro straps on the side and lifted the front portion of the bulletproof vest. The only thing that dampened the front of the white tanktop was sweat.

He squatted back on his heels, closed his eyes, and resumed breathing. She coughed and stirred. He opened his eyes. She coughed again, opened her eyes, struggled to a sitting position.

“Oh, hell, Ransom,” she said breathlessly. “This was a good shirt.”

He grinned and tapped the Kevlar. “We’re even, McGillis. This was a good vest.”

Death by Water

by Ashley Curtis

The man was lying flat on the rough sand, his head on a rolled-up sweatshirt just where the dirty grass started to grow. When the wind blew, the grass tickled his face, and he grimaced in his half sleep. Next to his head a little yellow box with a black dial at the top emitted static that was covered over by the noise the river made. It was the third night he had spent like this; the first two had gone perfectly. He turned over and looked at his watch. It was a quarter past three. In another hour he should begin to hear it. He turned back over and tried to sleep again.

He must have succeeded because the high-pitched blips scared him, shaking him awake. He sat up abruptly, rubbed his eyes, and reached for the yellow box. The beeps were getting louder quickly; he turned the dial, and they became softer but soon rose again in pitch and volume. He turned the dial again and stood up.

There was no moon, but he could still see the pale sand at his feet and the white eddies in the water. He looked upriver, trying to pick out the dull shape that was approaching him. He didn’t see it until it washed by right in front of him, then pushed into the sand a few yards farther down. He turned the dial all the way off and tossed the little box onto the rumpled sweatshirt.

He watched as the human form was jolted farther and farther onto the sand. After several high eddies had given it a push, it was securely lodged there; the normal flow of the river ran over the feet and ankles, sometimes reaching up to the knees. A tiny bright red light flashed on and off, illuminating the ghostly face — hot red, then pale nothing, coloring the bottoms of the nostrils and the lips, leaving the eye sockets in a deep, dark mist. The man bent over and untied a yellow box, the twin of his own, that was strapped around the chest of the body at his feet. He turned its dial; the flashing light went off, replaced by a weak static sound; then that went silent, too.

He looked at his watch; it was four fifteen. Once again it had worked perfectly. He carried the sweatshirt and the two boxes over the embankment and across the narrow field back to his car. He dropped them through the open window onto the back seat. Then he went back for the mannequin.

Coco Witgold, née Chadraz, spilled out of the chaise longue and stretched herself out languorously on the soft, pale blue carpet.

“Oh God!” she moaned. “That was... mmmm.”

Harry watched impassively from an easy chair two yards away, smoking a cigarette. He wore a white, heavy terry cloth bathrobe with a golden hem. The cigarette was a Sobrani. Two empty bottles of Veuve Clicquot stood on the round mahogany table next to him; the champagne flutes lay beside each other near a dark stain in the rug. He shook his head and smiled, revealing twin rows of bright teeth with matching gold caps on the top incisors.

“Time for something else,” he said in a mocking voice. “We’ve had enough of that.”

He laughed a sudden, sharp, curt little laugh.

“I was thinking,” he went on, as he studied her studied pout, watched her sit up and look regretfully at the spilled champagne, “we ought to get out of this bedroom and see a few of the sights around here.”

He bent forward and picked up a brightly colored brochure on the floor.

“After all, Switzerland is more than chocolate and champagne and room service. We could have had all that on a honeymoon back in New York. Eh?”

Coco had stood up and let her silk chemise fall down her body, covering her to a little past the waist. She walked over to the window and leaned provocatively on the sill, gazing out at the fountain in the hotel park without seeming to take it in.

“There’s this funicular here, the Schrotthorn, takes you up to a revolving restaurant at three thousand meters.” He shook his head. “That’s ten thousand feet — you’d probably get altitude sickness. Tourists probably puking all over the damned place. Pleasant restaurant!”

He laughed his short, sharp laugh again.

“Then there’s this cave thing full of crystals—”

“I hate caves,” Coco said uninterestedly. She turned to face him, shook her thick, long, auburn hair, and shivered; then she walked over to the closet where she started pulling out bras, panties, stockings till she found a set that suited her.

“A bus ride up to the Tussen Pass,” Harry murmured. “Probably get nice and carsick on those hairpin turns — Christ, is this a tourist resort or a torture chamber? Or look at this — Mariluise Bridge! ‘Built in the eighteenth century of local limestone, made famous by Mariluise Frei, the nineteenth century Swiss novelist, who jumped to her death from it in 1865. She has been followed by countless suicides since. Mariluise Beach, farther down the Orne River, is an attraction for the macabre tourist; this is the spot where the bodies inevitably wash up.’ Jesus Christ! What a delectable vacation spot! But I suppose we could always go visit Victor—”

“Don’t mention that name in front of me, Harry!” She turned on him from the bathroom door, her eyes shiny and hot. “That goddamned moneymonger, thinks he can run my life. I spit on my little brother!”

She slammed the door, and he laughed. Then he stood up, looked at his watch, and walked across the room to the telephone.

Andrea Huber sat, bored, at the ticket booth of the Banzlaui Glacier Gorge. She was running both the entrance and the small snack bar today, which wasn’t very hard since there had only been three visitors. On a cloudy day in May she hadn’t expected many more, and she thumbed through her Bravo magazine for the tenth time. Milking cows was actually more interesting than this, she thought, and she regretted having taken on the tourist job.

The gorge, though, was an impressive sight. Carved out of the rock by millions of years of violently falling glacier water, it was full of incredible rock formations, and the water that thundered through it, with a force and violence that were not for the squeamish, never failed to impress her with its power — a power she felt to be amoral if not sinister. Fifty years ago her great-grandfather had blown a passage through the rock and built a walkway through the gorge, a suspended boardwalk a few meters above the turbulence and noise. He had fenced the passage in securely and opened it up to tourists, and in high summer hundreds of them walked through every day, emerging onto solid ground three hundred meters up the mountainside. There Andrea’s cousin had installed a turnstile that connected with a counter in the ticket booth. Andrea could check that everyone was safely out of the gorge by comparing the number on the counter with the number of people who had paid admission. And today there was something funny going on, for while three people had gone in, it looked as if only two had left.

It was five o’clock, time to close up shop. But somebody apparently was lingering in the gorge. Andrea waited, lazily, ten minutes; then, throwing down her magazine and grumbling, she pulled on her wind-breaker and left the ticket booth through the door that fed directly into the tunnel.

She sighed and started through the passage in the cold, moist rock. Dim light bulbs lit the way occasionally, and as she walked the incredible roaring of the gorge grew louder and wilder, chilling her as it always did. She tried to remember the three people who had visited today: the rich couple who’d come up in a taxi, the man with his golden teeth and the woman in that outfit, dress with matching jacket, that she’d recognized from Vogue: the Liza Itzenhagen thing she knew cost well over three thousand francs. She’d had long auburn hair and big golden rings in her ears. She must have been rich and stupid to wear such a thing through the Banzlaui Glacier Gorge. But the point was that Andrea had seen them leave — had seen them climb into the taxi that had driven them up from the valley and then waited for them in the parking lot. So the straggler had to be the man in the trenchcoat, short and stocky, foreign, who had eyed her with such evident appreciation as he’d bought the ticket. He was Italian or Yugoslavian, she thought; not very good looking, with too much dark hair on his cramped little face — a man who looked strong, like a little bull. He had arrived on foot and gone in almost an hour ago; it was unusual for anyone to stay so long. So probably he’d just slipped past her unnoticed, and the counter wasn’t functioning.

She walked slowly through the darkest part of the passage, past the dim light bulbs, shivering in the damp. Then the tiny tunnel curved, and she could see out into daylight, to the wide wooden balcony that looked over the most massive and frightening fall in the whole place, a cataract that shot thick bursts of heavy foam straight down into a writhing pool where the water was sucked into a vicious maelstrom and then disappeared under the rock. It actually disappeared, she knew — sucked into a chute under the earth — and only emerged, with equal fury, two kilometers farther on, where it shot into and muddied up the Wildenbach.

Andrea hated this part of the passage. She hated the way the water hit so hard, so loud, and then was sucked deep down, forced deep into the underground, into black nothingness. She knew it was so powerful that there would be no fighting it if one fell in, and she felt that the double metal railing that stood between her and such a fate was still not strong enough; the gaps in it still scared her, and as it only came up to her waist, it seemed possible that she could somehow lose her balance and topple over it. She heard the sound of a pebble falling behind her and turned quickly, startled; and as she turned she slipped, and grabbed onto the railing to hold herself up. But the railing was wet and slippery, and her hand slid down it just as her feet lost their hold on the rock and she fell hard into the fence, landing on her side on the wet ground. She felt suddenly, crazily afraid — all alone and yet not alone at all — and the knowledge that she was a sinner overwhelmed her, that she deserved whatever punishment God might intend for all the awful, selfish thoughts she’d had about her poor hardworking parents; the things that she had done with certain men; her horrible ambitions; and the terrible, unmentionable, constant thoughts she had and never could get rid of...

She heard another pebble fall, and then another. But if someone was there, where could he be hiding...

The water on the ground began to soak through her clothes, but she couldn’t get up, she couldn’t move; she turned her face down to the ground; she felt that something horrible was about to happen to her...

It was about two in the morning when the receptionist at the Sauvage called the police. Bruno Mohr, who was on duty, listened dully to the story, then threw his jacket on and stepped outside. He got into the car and backed onto the empty street. He drove three blocks without seeing a single light on in a house. Then he reached the main road where a couple of shop windows were lit up; and then, of course, the lobby windows of the Grand Hotel Sauvage.

He pulled up in front of the rotunda, twisted off the ignition, closed the door softly, and took the steps. The night air was warm, and the mountains rising up to the stars all around him made him feel strong. He was thirty-three years old and in good shape from his workouts with the soccer club, and he enjoyed feeling his well-trained muscles work together smoothly as he loped up the steps of Ringgenberg’s fanciest hotel.

Through the window of the front door he saw Raoul, whom he knew vaguely, sitting rigidly at the reception desk while another man, short and dark, his tie and hair in disarray, paced back and forth on the deep red carpet. Bruno pushed the door open gently. The crazy-looking man rushed up to him and began pleading with him in fluent German with a strong American accent.

“I need to see my sister. I need to see my sister! She called me three hours ago — she’s in trouble — she needs my help. Will you tell this fool to give me her goddamned room number?”

Raoul rolled his eyes at Bruno and spoke quietly and slowly in the local dialect.

“He says that Mrs. Witgold in 414 is his sister and she needs his help. I’m not going to let him barge in on her and her husband in the middle of the night unless you tell me to, Bruno. For obvious reasons.”

“She could be dying, even now. This is absurd! She’s my sister! I got a desperate phone call from her. She’s freshly married to a man who’s — who’s — evil, and I’m scared to death for her, and if you don’t let me up, I’m going to scream through the goddamned halls of this whole damned hotel and wake all of your clients up, you little — spaniel, you twit! Do you hear me, man?”

Bruno had the man identify himself, which he did, squirming, by means of a driver’s license and a business card. He was a divorce lawyer, Victor Chadraz, who lived and worked in Bern.

“It’s not our policy to disturb guests in the hotel without overwhelming cause, Mr. Chadraz,” Bruno stated calmly. “No one has heard or seen anything out of place, and your sister will surely be willing to see you tomorrow morning—”

“You don’t understand,” Victor insisted. “She may not be alive tomorrow morning!” He was screaming, his face twisted in fury — then suddenly he darted towards the stairs, and before Bruno or Raoul could react, he was around the corner, heading up for the fourth floor. Bruno sprinted up after him, but the little man was fast, and he pulled pictures off the walls and tossed them backwards and they almost tripped up Bruno, and he had to slow down, and then a large plant lay across the red carpeted stair, and a broken alabaster statue of a naked woman — and by the time Bruno reached the fourth floor Victor was a good twenty meters ahead of him, ramming his shoulder into the door of 414, to little effect; and then he tried the door handle, and it opened. At the other end of the hall an old woman appeared in a fuzzy purple nightgown, her mouth wide open, but Bruno had no time to deal with guests; he stormed into the open room, ready to pull the crazy man off whomever he might be attacking there.

But Victor was attacking nobody. The lights were all on in the room, which was not a room but a suite; the big bed was perfectly made up, its shiny silver quilt tucked eloquently into the corners of the mattress; two used champagne glasses stood next to each other on a windowsill; the bathroom door was open, the fan blowing senselessly. But nobody was there. Bruno ran quickly into the next room, a small sitting room, and then the next, another bedroom, with a matching bed similarly made up. The lights were on in all the rooms, but they were undisturbed. He returned and saw Victor standing at the bed in the first room, reading a sheet of paper. His face was pale and his hands were shaking; he dropped the note back onto the bed and fell into a chair. Bruno picked it up; it was a short, typewritten paragraph followed by a flamboyant signature.

Harry,

I’m sorry but it hurts too much. There are things you don’t know about me and I thought that, with you, I would be able to forget about them — it was my last chance. But I can see that it’s no good. The past wins out. I wasn’t made to start again. Thanks for trying. You chose me such a pleasant place to die.

All my love, always,

And then the signature, something Bruno could not make out.

Victor was sitting forward now, his forehead sweating, wringing his hands.

“It isn’t true,” he said. “It’s phony. Coco would never write a thing like that. It’s him.” Bruno waited for enlightenment. But he was pretty sure already what the next few hours would bring. A watch down at the beach, the bored but nervous waiting — and then, just as you were thinking of something else, just when you thought it was taking too long and nothing would be coming at all... the empty body rolling in. The Ringgenberg police had been lobbying for years to take that damned bridge and its history off the tourist brochures, take the damned plaque off of the bridge. But every time the burghers, economically astute, turned them down, realizing at some level that the gory story of Mariluise Frei — and its string of pathetic successors — helped them rake in the tourist dollars they needed to stay afloat.

“It’s him, I’m sure of it. He’s killed her. It’s a cover. Oh Jesus, what a monster, not to have waited even a goddamned week...”

He put his face in his hands and began to sob. Bruno moved over to the telephone, cradled it in his hand, and dialed.

Exactly one week later, Max Fremont received one of the strangest phone calls in his long, strange life. He was sitting in the rocking chair on the screened porch, looking out on a Hansor midafternoon — the occasional car rolling by, the leaves unfolding, wet and fresh, on the great maple trees — finding it odd that what would have seemed so boring to him in his youth was such a tonic to him now. He almost didn’t answer the phone, reminding himself that he no longer had the obligation to look on every call as a matter of life and death — but the thought that his wife was out on Quimby Mountain looking for fiddleheads and that something might have happened to her dragged him to his feet and had him there on the eleventh ring.

“Max, this is Jordy. Jordy Fields, you remember, from the D.A.”

Jordy Fields, the prosecutor who had often taken on his cases, whom he had once been fairly close to in a ridiculous sort of way. But he hadn’t seen or heard from him for years, not since he had retired to Vermont.

“Hello, Jordy.”

His voice betrayed no surprise.

“This is going to sound awfully strange, Max, but I’m calling from Switzerland.”

“Holiday?”

“No.”

Fremont waited. He wasn’t sure he was too happy about this intrusion from the past.

“Listen, Max,” Jordy said. “A good friend of mine, Victor Chadraz, is in big trouble over here. I flew over to help him out.”

There was another pause. Fremont still said nothing.

“He’s charged with murdering his sister. I don’t believe he did, but the case is pretty bad against him. My problem is, I’ve been here four days, and I don’t see any way to help him out. I’m stymied, frankly.”

“And?” Fremont asked dryly.

“Well, you’ve always been good at things that stymie other people, Max. So I’m going to make an outrageous proposal. I know you’re retired and all, but Victor will pay to fly you over here and pay you handsomely for each day you’re here. I want you to come and help me out of this.”

“Help him,” Fremont corrected. He looked out the kitchen window at a blue jay perched on the branch of a dogwood tree, held his hand over the mouthpiece, and let out a long sigh. Then he said, “You’d better tell me what’s going on.”

Jordy coughed into the phone.

“All right,” he started. “Victor works in Bern — a lawyer. Moved there recently. His sister’s just married this creep. They’re immensely wealthy—”

“They’re the Chadrazes?” Fremont interrupted.

“You got it. Anyway, Victor’s sure he married her for nothing but the money. She fell for him in a big way, and he decided to exploit his luck, right? So. For some unexplained reason, they decide to honeymoon in Switzerland, even though they’ve had a big fight with Victor — but they went to this mountain town, a couple of hours away. Didn’t contact him or anything. You with me? So. On a Wednesday night, late, Victor gets a phone call from his sister. She’s crying, she’s in trouble, she needs his help. He hops in his car, drives through the night, wakes up the hotel, almost gets thrown out by a cop, and finally gets into her room. She’s gone; there’s a suicide note, fairly generic, on her bed.”

“Her husband?” Fremont muttered.

“That’s the thing. Guy named Harry Witgold. He’s not there, but it turns out he’s been in Luzern, a couple of hours away, at a party — sort of a late stag thing — thrown by a couple of business friends who work in Switzerland. He was at a nightclub all night long, with tons of people — ironclad alibi. Not only that, he arrived there in a taxi — an hour-and-a-half drive, but of course he’s not worried about money. Not only that, but the taxi ride started at this place he went with Coco — that’s his wife, Victor’s sister — some tourist spot, waterfall or something — Glacier Gorge. The taxi took them to the glacier gorge and then back to the hotel, but only she gets out at the hotel. She kisses him, and he drives on to Luzern. So he’s covered for absolutely the whole time.”

“And her?”

“Well, she washed up early Thursday morning at a beach. Seems she jumped off this bridge that’s famous for its suicides. But here’s the thing. Victor was adamant from the start that it was some kind of trick, that she never would have done this, that it was Harry. And she did look pretty damned beat up. They did an autopsy, of course — cause of death wasn’t drowning, was a knock on the head with a large object, probably a rock. And it’s impossible to jump off this bridge and land on a rock because the water’s much too deep anywhere you can jump. So Victor was right. She was murdered. Only it looks like it was he who murdered her.”

“Why him?”

“A couple of things. First of all, no one else knew her except her husband, and he couldn’t have done it. She’d had this big fight with Victor, of course, about the marriage, and especially because he’d warned her about changing her will. She resented that, and said, maybe to spite him, that she was going to change it anyway. So he wrote her a letter, which Harry Witgold conveniently has in his possession, warning her against doing any such thing, talking about the waste of the family money and so on. Well, she hadn’t changed it when she died. And it turns out — Victor says he didn’t know this — that she’d left everything to him. There’s motive for you, huh? About to change her will and disinherit him? And he’s had some financial trouble recently, which he was so naive as to admit — some bum investments. Nothing to worry such as you or me, but still, something.”

“It’s starting to look grim,” Fremont commented.

“Exactly. And then there’s this. The suicide note was typed on Victor’s typewriter. And he was supposedly the first to find it, so it’s possible that he didn’t find it, but that he brought it with him when he barged into her room on Wednesday night. The signature’s hers, but he might have got that somehow on a blank piece of paper, then typed the note on top of it. And finally, there’s no record of a call out from her room on Wednesday night. So it looks like he’s making up the story of the desperate phone call, too.”

“Any more?” Fremont asked.

“Not really.”

“But Victor was adamant from the start that it wasn’t suicide?”

“Yeah, that’s right.”

“Are you sure?”

“Quite sure.”

“Why would he say that if he’d killed her? Wasn’t the whole point to make it look like a suicide?”

“That would seem to be the hitch, of course. But the cops don’t buy it. They think Victor realized, belatedly, that the autopsy would find out what it did, so he dropped his original plan and switched over to accusing Harry. And there’s not much you can say to disprove that.”

“But you believe your friend?”

“I’ve seen a lot, Max, you know? I don’t think this guy’s guilty, if you know what I mean.”

Fremont didn’t answer. Later that afternoon he called the travel agent in Stilton; the next day he packed a small bag and got on the bus that went from White River Junction to Logan airport, more or less direct; and that night, sitting in the departure lounge waiting for the plane, he opened a small Tupperware bowl and slowly ate a meal of fiddlesticks and lamb. He didn’t want to feel as if he was enjoying this, messing around with murder once again, so he told himself that it was only the prospect of the long ride on the jumbo jet that was exciting him.

Fremont put up at the Sauvage, in a modest room one floor below the suite that Harry Witgold was still staying in. He slept all afternoon on the day of his arrival, ate a modest meal with Jordy, then talked with a woman named Marianne Neiger. She had been at the reception desk on that Wednesday afternoon and had seen the taxi pull up outside, seen the kiss, seen Coco Chadraz walking up the steps, her head bowed down, in that Liza Itzenhagen outfit that she had both envied and resented. She found it curious that Fremont, a man, should be so interested in her thoughts about the dress: how much it must have cost, how appropriate it was on a woman built like Ms. Chadraz, and so on and so forth — as well as what she might or might not have done better with her wild, impassioned hair. Marianne would never have worn it like Coco did. She would have tamed it, maybe even straightened it, and worn it with dignity, bunned up or maybe in a French braid. It was better, even sexier, she maintained, to carry oneself dignified in public, not like you’d just got out of bed.

Jordy saw Fremont up to his room, then hovered at the door.

“Goodnight, Jordy,” Fremont said.

Jordy still hovered. “What was all that about?” he finally asked.

Fremont chuckled.

“I don’t know yet, Jordy. Christ, I just arrived. I’m an old man — let me get some sleep.”

“Okay, okay. Goodnight, chief.”

The next morning they visited Andrea Huber. Jordy drove them up to the Glacier Gorge with a man named Hans to translate, since Andrea knew no English. The dirt road twisted wildly though a dark forest, then emerged into another, higher valley, where brownish cows with massive udders grazed on pleasant meadows.

Andrea liked Fremont, even in translation, better than she had the detective who had questioned her before. She felt his interest in her was genuine; he really seemed to be listening and understanding when she told him about the short Italian man who’d gone into the gorge that afternoon but whom she hadn’t seen leave, and the disagreement between the counters; and how she’d felt so frightened going through the gorge that day, and how she fell down on the wet ground and almost had a fit. He even asked to see where she’d heard the noise that scared her when she fell. The police had barely been interested in her story after they’d shown her the picture of that other man and she’d said no, that wasn’t him. And Fremont seemed impressed that she had recognized the dress that the woman was wearing and could name the designer and even knew the price.

They drove back to the valley without saying much, then pulled up at a shabby pink apartment building that looked out of place in Ringgenberg. Berndt Lornhart, the taxi driver, was wearing slippers and a tattered bathrobe when he came to the door. A television blared somewhere inside. He volunteered that it was his day off. He volunteered, next, that he was sick of being bothered by millions of people about what he was sure was just another suicide. The woman in the car had not been happy; he could tell by the way she held herself that something wasn’t right: her head down the whole time, like she was crying. But he’d told that to the police and to the other lawyer and he wanted to know how long he was going to be bothered with something that he had nothing to do with. He couldn’t say much about the dress — it was green, with some kind of pattern. Nice? He shrugged his shoulders. The high, complaining screech of a young child rose louder and louder, competing with the racket from the television. Berndt excused himself. Fremont, Jordy, and Hans got back into the car.

“So?” Jordy asked as they returned to Fremont’s room. “What’s the lowdown?”

“I don’t work miracles, Jordy,” Fremont said.

“But you’re onto something,” Jordy insisted. “I can tell. Something about the dress. But what? So she was wearing an expensive dress. So what?”

“Maybe you’re right,” Fremont said. “Maybe it is so what.”

“But you have an idea.”

“Jordy,” Fremont said, letting just a hint of irritation seep into his voice, “let’s just say this. It’s strange to wear a two thousand dollar dress into a glacier gorge. Okay? You could have figured that yourself. That’s where I’m stuck. I’m going to make a phone call, and we’ll see what comes of it. And now I need to rest.”

“You don’t want to see the body? The PM report? The dress that you’re so interested in? Don’t you want to talk to someone — talk to Victor, for Christ’ sake?”

Fremont sat down on his bed and picked up a tourist brochure from his night table. He held it out for Jordy.

“Take this, Jordy. Go home and study it. If I’m right, the answer to the case is right in here. Got it? Now go — I need to be alone.”

Jordy took the pamphlet, glanced at it, and crumpled it into his back pocket.

“Yeah, sure,” he grumbled. “Gotcha, chief.”

Mumbling to himself, he headed toward the door.

“Just call me when you need me, Max.”

“Will do.”

The door closed. Fremont shrugged off his jacket and lay down on the bed. Then he sat up and reached out for the telephone.

Evening was coming on, casting a pinkish glow on the steep cliffs and mountains that lorded it over the little town of Ringgenberg. Fremont sat at his window, looking down across the street at the boutique, the bank, the sports store opposite. He expected the phone call from New York any minute now, and he was almost certain that he knew what the reply would be. It was an easy little piece of investigation for Lois, since Liza Itzenhagen surely didn’t sell too many of those dresses and an anomaly like the one he was looking for would easily show up. And Lois — who was Lieutenant Heller now, if he remembered right — was clearly happy to lend him a hand after all he’d done for her on the force.

He perked up on seeing Harry Witgold cross the street. He was carrying a white plastic bag in his right hand; he walked briskly, a foppish brown hat on his head, wearing a casual but expensive suit that gave him the air of a rich dude in a Western. He looked left and right, then stepped through the automatic door of the sports store.

Fremont moved his chair so he could see the entrance to the store more easily, then waited, leaning on the windowsill. Five minutes later Witgold left the store, crossed the street, and entered the hotel. His hands were empty.

It was almost six thirty, closing time in Switzerland. Fremont looked ruefully at the telephone, then rose from his post. He threw on his jacket and went out into the hall, locking the door behind him. He walked down the red carpeted stairs, past the empty niche where a statue once had stood, out through the lobby, and across the street. The glass doors of the sports store opened automatically; the clerk’s face sank as she saw him coming in so close to closing time. He asked if she spoke English and saw her displeasure grow even greater, so when she replied in the affirmative he said, “I just have a very quick question. I’m looking for a friend of mine — I think he came in here. Tall, brown suit, wide hat—”

“He left a few minutes ago,” she said curtly.

“Oh damn.”

Fremont pretended to think for a moment.

“He brought something back, no? In a plastic bag? If it’s him, I mean — did he bring back some... uh... what the hell are they called...”

“Barryvox,” the woman said, annoyed. “Is that your friend?” Fremont nodded.

“Then he left a few moments ago. I’m sorry.”

Fremont thanked her and headed immediately out the door. He crossed the street and returned to his room, repeating the word in his head; he flipped quickly through his little dictionary, then closed it and phoned Jordy.

“I need you to find something out for me. There’s a German word I don’t know — it’s something you might buy or rent in a sports store. Barryvox, Barryfox, Darrybox, something like that. I don’t see it in the dictionary. Can you find it out for me?”

“I’ll do my best,” Jordy said.

The phone rang immediately as Fremont hung up. Lois chattered away for a discreet minute and then got down to business.

“The dress was easy,” she said. “It’s exactly like you guessed. You want the number?”

Fremont declined. Someone else could do the dirty work — he was retired, after all.

“The female wasn’t much harder,” Lois went on. “The flight was on the same card as the dresses. Her name’s Maria Fine. Your description fits, more or less.”

Fremont relaxed in the easy chair and nodded to himself.

“Thanks, Lois. I’ll make it up to you someday. You don’t mind if they call you up from here for the details?”

“Any time, Max. Take care.”

He sat back, pleased. It was enough, he thought — if not for a conviction, at least to bring the man in and work on him. He looked at the card on the phone table: Inspektor Richard Sigrist. He would call Inspektor Sigrist, fill him in. Then he would call Jordy, invite him and Victor to a late dinner at the Sauvage.

The phone rang again.

“Max, Jordy. That was a tough one — tried it on all kinds of people. Finally found a mountain climber who could tell me. It’s a thing they use for skiing, to find people buried in avalanches. Combination receiver and transmitter — sends a little signal — everybody carries one, and if one of the party gets buried, they can find him under the snow.”

Fremont mulled this over.

“Why’d you want to know?” Jordy asked.

“Witgold returned one to a sports store this afternoon.” He paused. “Why don’t you come over, Jordy — I’ve got a few things to tell you. I’d like to go home tomorrow, too, if you can arrange it.”

He could almost hear Jordy smile.

“Be right over, Max. And listen... thanks a lot.”

Fremont laughed. He poured himself another glass of Sirius Bordeaux and then sat down again. They were in the lobby of the Sauvage, a beautiful room full of ancient overstuffed chairs and antique chests, old oak tables and oil paintings of someone’s ancestors. The windows stretched almost from ceiling to floor; looking one way you could see the stunning reach of the Banzlaui Glacier, falling between peaks carved out of the deepening evening sky; in the other direction lay the elegant arch of Mariluise Bridge and the flat farmland of the valley floor.

“Victor should be here at nine,” Jordy said. “We have a table at nine fifteen.” He reached for some cashews from a bowl on a small round table. “He’s a very happy man.”

He walked over and stood at one of the windows, looking out towards the bridge.

“So!” He turned around. “Let’s have it.”

Fremont sipped his wine and looked absently at the old, dirty paintings of armored, mustached noblemen.

“I guess what tempted me to come at all was the taxi,” he finally said. “It was a beautiful alibi, but so unnatural. Who’s going to go visit the Glacier Gorge and plan to take the same damned taxi, without even getting out at his hotel, straight on to a party in a nightclub two hours away? It was one of the least plausible stories I’ve ever heard. And yet it was true — any number of witnesses could testify to it. It covered Witgold perfectly, but that only made it all the more suspicious.

“So, I thought, there must be something up. I came, and the next absurdity I noticed was the dress. Who wears a two thousand dollar dress to a glacier gorge? Nobody, dammit. And yet apparently she did.

“How could these things tie together? I only had the vague idea that they were fake. But as I talked to the women who had seen Coco Chadraz that day, I was struck by how they clung to that dress, how it seemed to be her one distinguishing characteristic, how much it had overwhelmed them. And then the girl, what was her name, at the gorge—”

“Andrea.”

“Yes. She mentioned something very strange. She’d had some sort of fit that day, after she’d noticed that the turnstiles had registered numbers that couldn’t have been right. Three people had entered the gorge; only two had left. She’d seen Witgold and Coco leave but hadn’t noticed the third man, so she went in to look for him.

“Three people went in — two came out. If you take that at face value, which no one seems to have, it would imply that someone fell into the gorge. And if the man fell into the gorge, we have two suicides on the same day. The odds are pretty heavy against something like that. More likely, she just didn’t see him leave.”

Jordy shook his head.

“I don’t understand,” he said lamely.

Fremont chuckled.

“There didn’t seem to be any way around it,” he said. “Coco Chadraz never left the Glacier Gorge.”

“What? But everybody saw her!”

Fremont shook his head.

“Everybody thought they saw her,” he replied. “But what they saw was just what they expected to see — a shapely woman with wild hair in a two thousand dollar dress. They didn’t figure there’d be two of them around.”

“What?” Jordy repeated.

Fremont shrugged.

“It’s easy. Witgold married Coco for the money. She fell in love with him — he saw his opportunity. He appeared to leave his real woman — one Maria Fine — for her. But if he can get rid of Coco, he can go back to Maria a rich man. Maria likes the idea. They plot together. Her figure and face are similar enough to Coco’s. If they can dress her up in a way only Coco would dress, and top her off with violent auburn hair, and then she avoids looking straight at anyone — she’s Coco.”

“So Witgold takes Coco to the Glacier Gorge,” Jordy mumbled, a cashew in his mouth, “after cajoling her into wearing the dress. He throws her in, leaves the gorge, meets Maria hidden in the woods, and walks back to the taxi with her. Brilliant. Only a few flaws.”

Fremont raised an eyebrow.

“Like, Coco Chadraz fell into the Orne river from Mariluise Bridge. She didn’t wash up at the bottom of the gorge.”

Fremont smiled.

“Water only flows in one direction,” he said. “And that’s where she went, too. Where do you think the water from the glacier gorge ends up? If you’d read that splashy brochure, you’d know. It goes two kilometers underground, then merges with something called the Wildenbach, which flows into the Orne. But even without the brochure it should be clear. Where else could it go? The Orne’s the only river in the valley.”

“Pretty risky.”

“I don’t think so. He must have tried it out, dumped something into the gorge. Found that it ended up at the beach. Probably found out when, how long the trip would take, and timed his excursion accordingly.”

“But when did he do all this?”

Fremont shrugged.

“Sometime at night. He didn’t have to go into the tourist route — he could have thrown his dummy in from the top of the cliff.”

He paused.

“And that was why he had the Barryvox,” he said. “I doubt that Harry Witgold has done much skiing recently. What else is he doing renting those things they use to find people buried in the snow?”

“It’s nice,” Jordy admitted. “But what’s your proof?”

“On two separate days, one after the other, the exact same dress was charged to Witgold’s credit card. Then, a day after he and Coco arrived in Switzerland, Maria Fine came in — her flight charged, stupidly, to the same card. She flew back home the morning Coco Chadraz washed up on the beach.”

“Circumstantial,” Jordy muttered.

“Enough to get him to confess.”

“But the will!” Jordy suddenly objected. “Why didn’t he wait until she’d changed it over to him?”

“First, to throw suspicion on Victor, who had a nice motive now. It was Maria, by the way, who called him on the phone that night, in a hysterical voice that he believed was Coco’s. And second, because it didn’t make much difference — he already had most of her money invested in his name.”

“And the typewriter?”

“I’d guess that note was written a long time ago, in the States, when Witgold was in Victor’s apartment once. Maybe about the time they were all having that big fight.”

Jordy nodded. He had no more to object — it seemed so easy, now it had all been explained.

“He was careless,” Fremont said. “He thought it was such a brilliant plan that he didn’t have to worry about the little things. If he hadn’t charged the dresses, or the plane ticket, he probably would have got away with it.”

He shook his head slowly.

“They always do something wrong. You know why? Because there are too many damned things. Too many things to think about. It’s a bad gamble, murder — very bad. The odds are awful.”

He looked out the window with silent, subdued eyes, as if he had uncovered the very secret of existence. Then he broke into a smile.

“That must be Victor,” he said. “Let’s go get a bite to eat.”

In the Balance

by Judith L. Post

Winslow Morton stood before me, a Sorry Soul.

“Don’t be coy,” I instructed. “I can’t prepare any decent defense unless I know what we’re up against. And believe me, nothing gets by this Judge. Nothing. So you might as well level with me.”

He took a deep breath. “To be honest, I didn’t think I’d make it down the Tunnel of Light. I didn’t think I’d make it here at all.”

“Yeah, a lot of people surprise themselves.” I’d heard all this before. Actually, I’d lived — or should I say died? — it.

“I haven’t exactly been a saint,” Winslow confessed.

He could have fooled me. You’ve never seen a more innocent face, a brow more furrowed with guileless concern. “So let’s get down to the nitty-gritty,” I said. “What are you up against?”

“It’ll start with a murder rap,” he told me.

“Start? You mean, there’s more?”

“Isn’t there a commandment about honoring your father and mother?” he asked.

“Yeah, it’s one of the Top Ten.”

“Well, I murdered my mom,” he explained. “So technically is that two sins in one? You know, Thou shalt not kill and...”

“I get your drift. It’s not a great combination. Is there anything else?”

“It’s possible I hid my talents, too, unless being a dutiful son cancels that out.”

“Wait a minute.” There was a glimmer of hope. “You were a dutiful son, and you killed your mom. Was it a mercy killing? Because if it was, I can get you off with...”

“No such luck. I just snapped one day and throttled her to death.”

I took a deep breath. After a few decades of serving as Free Counsellor for the Not-so-Pure Souls (the only guy who demands a fee is You Know Who, and if you have to get him, you pay with your soul anyway, so you’re screwed), I’d learned that looks could be deceiving. Actually, I’d used that to my own advantage when I was still alive. That’s why I’m stuck doing Community Service here. If you’re a crooked lawyer down there, you don’t go far up here... unless you can convince Someone you’ve changed your ways.

“Let’s cut to the quick,” I told Winslow. “Why did you choke the old bat?”

Tears misted his pale eyes. “You don’t understand. She wasn’t an old bat. She was a saint.”

“You killed a saint? And you got here? Something’s wrong. Why don’t you start at the beginning, fill me in?”

“Well, you see, my dad left us when I was only a little boy.”

“Happens all the time these days,” I said and made a quick note.

“He was an artist, a painter, but he drank too much and died before he was thirty.”

“Is he up here?” I asked. Maybe I could get him as a character witness, poke a few holes in the saintly image of the old lady, and try for a cop-out or two; you know, the old “the poor guy never had a chance” routine.

“He might have made it,” Winslow said, “but when he couldn’t sell his paintings and he ran out of money—”

“He sold his soul for fame and glory,” I finished. That happens all the time, too.

“He made a huge amount of money, but he drank it all away.”

“And his own fame did him in.” What a cliché. You’d think people could be more original.

“He was a nice person when he was sober,” his son defended him.

“A lot of nice people go to hell,” I said. “It’s a matter of choice. Some people always sell themselves short.”

“What?”

I’d confused him. Hardly anybody catches on right away. “You’re here, right?” I explained. “Anybody can come who wants to. The only people who don’t make it are the ones who’d rather hang out with Old Red, or the dupes who strike a deal with him and are stuck with his company. But it doesn’t matter in the long run, because Heaven and Hell are both a matter of degrees. The bottom rung of Heaven and the penthouse of Hell aren’t all that different.”

He scratched his head. I’d lost him. “Look,” I said, “we’re sidestepping the issue.” It was my job to defend my clients. I didn’t have to be their nursemaid. “You were gonna tell me about your mom, the saint. Your dad left you when you were little. Then...”

“Mom went to work at a hotel during the day, cleaning rooms, and she worked as a cashier in the evenings at a corner grocery.”

“Who took care of you?”

“She took me with her.”

Boy, were we in trouble. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. I’d be lucky if I could get this guy out of the basement. If he ever wanted to hear harps, he’d be pulling Community Service for most of Eternity. I know. I’ve been on probation long enough, and I wasn’t even that bad down there. Of course, I’d only been moderately good, and the Boss considers both what you do and what you don’t do. What a bummer. Anyway, I was stuck right dab in the middle, only made level five. Could just stay there and be content, but it really rankles that the guys up on eight and nine have it so much better. That’s why I’m slogging away at this gig. I figure in another decade at the longest I should be bumped to six, and then it’s onward and upward. I mean, I’ve got all the time in the world, right?

Someday I’m gonna make it to the top. But this case sure wasn’t gonna be a feather in my cap. If I could come up with anything to help this schmuck, it would be by sheer luck.

“So, did you feel neglected? Alone?” I prompted.

“Oh no. Mom always stopped by to check on me, and she gave up smoking to buy me colored paper and crayons and other art supplies so I wouldn’t get bored.”

“Are you ever gonna quit polishing her halo,” I snapped, “and give me a clue to why you offed her?”

His eyes round, he grew silent for a moment. “I didn’t mean to,” he whispered at last. “I just knew I had to. I had to.”

Nodding, I scribbled a note. “Temporary insanity.” Hey, it’s not the best defense, but it’s something.

“Okay, so you left off with your mom buying you crayons and stuff. What happened next? Teenage rebellion? Drugs? A hot little girlfriend?” I asked.

He looked shocked. “After all Mom did for me? Do you have any idea how hard she had to work to keep food on our table? Do you realize how much she loved me? How often she encouraged me?”

“To do what?”

“To make good grades at school so I’d have a future, and to make something of myself.”

I eyeballed the guy. He must have been in his mid-fifties. “So what did you make of yourself?”

He shrugged. “I became an artist, just like my dad.”

How did I know that had been coming? “Successful?”

“I made a decent living at it for me and Mom.”

“Really?” That didn’t happen every day. “Then what’s the deal? What happened? You turned to booze or drugs, like your old man?”

“Everyone makes mistakes,” he said, “but at least you should learn from them. Since I’d seen what happened to Dad, why would I follow in his footsteps?”

I sighed and counted to ten. A guy’s supposed to be patient up here. It’s hell on the nerves, but that’s the breaks. “I don’t get it,” I said. “Your mom’s a saint, and you’re a success. We don’t seem to be getting to the meat of the matter.”

“There isn’t much to tell,” he apologized. “We moved to a nice bungalow in the city. I got contracts to do magazine and book covers, then I got started on kids’ books.”

I raised my eyebrows. I had to admit I was impressed. “You must be good.”

“I like to think I have a fair amount of talent,” he said modestly. “A few colleges asked me to teach some classes, and I was really interested in that.” He paused. “I probably should have, too, to share some of the blessings that came my way.”

“But?”

“I’d have had to leave Mother.”

I stared. “What are we talking about here, an hour or two a few times a week?”

“Four hours every Tuesday and Thursday for the college near our house.”

“So?”

“Once I started making money, Mom finally retired early. Her ankles were starting to swell when she stood too long, and she had arthritis, but she was always sort of at loose ends around the house. Every time I left to go somewhere, she’d start some big project that she really shouldn’t be doing.”

“Hold on a second here. If your mom was that old, you couldn’t be any spring chicken. Had you ever met anyone of the female persuasion in all this time? You know, a girl?”

“There was this one girl in my oils class. Pretty in a soft way. Quiet. A sculptress.”

“And?” I could almost guess the rest.

“Mother was so excited, she could hardly stand it. She talked about marriage and grandchildren. She loved Dulcy, thought she’d make me a wonderful wife.”

Hell and damnation. That blew that theory. I’d begun to peg the old bat as one of those clinging-vine types who wouldn’t want to share her little boy with anyone else, including a wife.

“So what happened?” I was past trying to make sense of this sorry tale. I’d listen to the whole spiel and pray for a miracle. Not that I put much faith in them, even up here.

“It fell through. Dulcy was nice and all, but nobody could really compare to my mother. Nobody.”

“Was your mom disappointed? Did she nag at you, make you feel like a worm?” Every man can relate to that, right?

“She was disappointed, sure, but she tried to hide it as well as she could. She always tried to let me live my own life, make my own decisions.”

I was getting pretty sick of how wonderful this old broad was. I didn’t think I could stomach too much more of it.

“All right, already, I’ve heard your whole life story, and you still haven’t told me why you snapped and killed the old saint. Just tell me what happened the day you wrapped your fingers around her throat and did her in.”

He took a deep breath. “It all started when she slipped in the bathtub and broke her hip.”

“Yeah?”

“After that, she couldn’t get around without a walker. I tried to do everything I could to make things easier for her. I’d get up and make her breakfast and carry it into her room for her, but I never made it quite the way she did. And every single time she’d tell me that if I’d just cook the eggs a little longer, they wouldn’t be so runny, or if I’d only butter the toast right away, the butter would melt better. I tried doing the housework, but I never got all the dirt out of the corners like she did, or else I’d use the wrong product to mop the floors. When I did the laundry, the clothes were never as soft as when she did them, and the whites were never as bright.”

We were finally getting somewhere. As he talked, his voice grew tighter and tighter. I started to scribble in my notepad. We were reaching the climax of my client’s story. Soon I’d know the truth. “Until?” I prompted.

“I was working in my studio, and I heard this crash. I ran downstairs, and there was my mom, lying on the kitchen floor, her walker tipped over beside her.”

“And?”

“She’d been trying to clean the top of the stove.”

I raised a brow and waited.

The words came out as an angry hiss. “I’d already cleaned it after lunch. I knew how Mother couldn’t tolerate any clutter or mess, but I’d left streaks, she said. Streaks. So she’d hobbled over to do it herself. To do it right, she told me. And she’d fallen. And it was all my fault because if I’d done it right in the first place, she wouldn’t have had to do it — but it wasn’t really my fault, she explained, because after all, I’d done the best I could. How could I be blamed if I didn’t know any better?”

I nodded my head. I could hear his frustration.

“I was a grown man, fifty-four years old, and I still couldn’t do anything that pleased my mother. And believe me, I’d tried.”

I’d always suspected that it was almost impossible to please a broad. Listening to Winslow only confirmed what I’d already guessed, that when my wife left me after a couple of years of marriage down on Earth she’d been as much to blame as me. All that whining about how I never thought of anyone but myself was just that — whining.

“Anyway,” he said, “all of a sudden I was so angry I could hardly breathe. I couldn’t believe my mother had risked her neck trying to clean a damn stovetop just so she could show me that she did it better. And I knew. If I was ever going to be truly happy, I had to get away from her, but I couldn’t leave her. She’d be brokenhearted. She’d never understand. So I did the only other thing I could think of at the moment. I wrapped my hands around her neck and wrung the life out of her.”

I grinned. “I understand, and I think we have a case.”

“How could we? I killed my mother.”

“Trust me,” I said. “It’s worth a shot.” And I led him toward the Scales.

We approached the bench with deference. The high cloudbank and brilliant lighting are guaranteed to knock the socks off every newcomer, and even after all these decades, the jury box filled with angels still sort of makes my knees shake.

“Winslow Morton is a good man,” I explained as he stepped before the Judge. “You already know that, or he wouldn’t be here. And his mother was a good woman. I’m not trying to belittle her in any way. As a matter of fact, that was part of the problem. She was too good, almost perfect. And that’s why Winslow had to kill her. He felt he could never measure up. She was driving him crazy, so in a way it was actually self-defense. She was killing him with kindness, and if he was ever going to feel good about himself and live a happy life, he had to get rid of her.”

The Judge leaned forward, resting His elbows on the bench. “No quick deals this time, Harry? Or trick pleas?”

“My client loved his mother, Sir. He’d have never done anything to hurt her. He was only trying to save himself.”

“For the first time, Harry, you truly listened to your client and understood him. You’re beginning to learn.”

Learn? What was He talking about? Didn’t I do the best I could for each client I brought before Him?

“Yes, you do,” He told me, reading my mind.

I hate it when He does that.

“But your methods leave something to be desired,” He said. “And let’s be honest, Harry. Your heart hasn’t really been in it. You were trying to better yourself, not your clients.”

Winslow looked at me, frowning. What did he know about anything? He was just a fresh-faced rube straight from the morgue.

“Don’t worry, Mr. Morton,” the Judge assured him. “Harry might not be the best person, but he’s a competent lawyer, and in your case, he’s absolutely right on the mark. For that, he’ll be aptly rewarded, say... to level six?”

Level six? For defending a guy who actually had a case instead of the losers He usually sent me? What was the deal?

Again He read my thoughts. “Growth is never easy, Harry, but you’re getting there, and you have lots of time.”

Easy for Him to say, He was at the top. And what was with this growth thing, anyway?

“As for you, Mr. Morton, Harry’s right. You are, on the whole, a good man, but unfortunately, you committed a rather serious crime. So you have a choice. Due to Harry’s eloquent plea, I will allow you to advance to level seven here...”

I bit my tongue. This guy murdered his mother and got in two rungs ahead of me, but you never argue with the Boss.

“...or,” He continued, “you can return to Earth and learn a little more.”

“What if I do worse this time?” Winslow asked.

“You can never go backwards, only forward,” the Judge explained. “Souls always retain the lessons they’ve learned in previous lives, even though they might not remember them, and each life is progressively better as a result.”

Right, but how much better? I ask you. Starting over still didn’t tempt me. My life was none too easy when I was down there. Even if I were twice as good next time, things could still be touch and go.

“What would I learn next time?” Winslow asked.

“In this life,” the Judge told him, “you had too much attention. The next time you’d find more balance. I’d send you down in a family of six kids. You’d be number four.”

Winslow smiled. The idea clearly appealed to him. “I’d have sisters and brothers?”

“And a father. No divorce,” the Judge guaranteed.

“Probably no money,” I prompted. “Six kids would be expensive.”

The Judge nodded. “Harry’s right. The family would be comfortable, but not rich.”

“I don’t care about money,” Winslow said. “Send me down.”

From the look on the Judge’s face, I knew Winslow had picked the right thing, the brown-noser. And in a blink, my client was gone.

“Mrs. Lawton is having a baby boy right now,” the Judge told me, then shook His head. “Relax, Harry. Take some time off and visit level six. You did a good job on this case. Think about what you learned. Count your blessings. And if you want to learn more, give me a buzz. We always have clients who need a good lawyer.”

Yeah, right. And it might be a millennium before I made level ten. But what the hell? One step at a time, right?

Maybe I’d talk to some of the other guys who’d made it. Maybe there was a shortcut I didn’t know about yet...

Content

Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine. Vol. 39, No. 6, June, 1994

Editors Notes by Cathleen Jordan

Virtual Fog by D. A. McGuire

Roses, Rhododendrons, and Ruth by Mike Owens

Changes by Stephen Wasylyk

What Comes Our Way by Dan Crawford

A Policy for Murder by Dick Stodghill

Strawberry Moon by Simon McCaffery

The Mists of the Southern Seas by Martin Limón

Key for Two by Albert Bashover

The Mirror by J. A. Paul

Zeke and the Dragon by Jas. R. Petrin

Flight from the Palm Court by Gregor Robinson

The Dancing Master by James S. Dorr

The Provenance of Death by D. L. Richardson

Death by Water by Ashley Curtis

In the Balance by Judith L. Post