Irreverent merriment. Diabolical debauchery. Gory good times. Editor Shane McKenzie has gutted the holiday spirit and left it to bleed out on the pages of this gruesome, extreme horror tribute to special occasions. Includes stories by the following masters of the macabre: Jack Ketchum, Joe R. Lansdale, Bentley Little, Nate Southard, Lee Thomas, Wrath James White and More! Table of Contents: "Consensual" by Jack Ketchum "securedate.com" by Boyd E. Harris "Face" by Patrick Shand "Ghunt" by Lee Thomas "Joyeux Paques" by Emma Ennis "The Greatest Sin" by Kevin Wallis "The Greenhouse Garden of Suicides" by Kirk Jones "IHeartRecycling" by Lesley Conner "Taco Meat" by Jon McNee "Remember What I Said About Living Out in the Country?" by A.J. Brown "Every Day a Holiday" by Steve Lowe "Seeing Red" by Chris Lewis Carter "Southern Fried Cruelty" by Matt Kurtz "By Bizarre Hands" by Joe R. Lansdale "Family Man" by John Bruni "We Run Races With Goblin Troopers" by Lee Thompson "Pascal's Wager" by Wrath James White "A Special Surprise at Thanksgiving Dinner" by Elle Richfield "Waiting for Santa" by Bentley Little "Hung With Care" by Ty Schwamberger "Sunshine Beamed" by Marie Green "Dia de los Inocentes" by Elias Siqueiros "Three, Two, One" by Nate Southard

Finalist for the 2012 Wonderland Book Award for Best Novel Poor Dennis. He’s a regular sort of guy who’s recently been dealt a shitty hand by life: he lost his job, his wife hates him and wants a divorce, and it turns out she was also cheating on him as well. Now he’s living on his brother’s couch. Holy fuck, that sucks. Dennis can’t imagine things could get much worse, and that’s why he jumped at the opportunity to take part in a new reality game show: a “sexcathlon” where the first person to achieve 10 increasingly difficult and perverted sexual challenges wins a million dollars and is crowned King of the Perverts. Dennis doesn’t care about the title, he just wants the money, but now he’s not sure he can make it to the end. Enduring a golden shower and following through with an Abe Lincoln are hard enough, but he’s losing his nerve and fears what act of perversion will come next. He’d like to drop out, but his Russian bear of a cameraman, Mongo, has other plans for him and that million dollar prize, and Dennis has to decide which is worse: winning the King of the Perverts, or losing it